Trevor shares stories with audience members about his insightful 10-year-old brother, his beloved childhood dog Fufi, his mother's intolerance for food fights and more.
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two younger brothers so from my mother, second marriage, and so I'm still the only person in my family who looks like this. So my mom is Africa.
woman black CASA woman? Might my father's Tristram sustenance or use a white man, and so
Look like this and then my mom remarried a black man. So my brother's don't look like me either.
and I remember, was really beautiful was by brothers. We spoke about this stuff. Some apparently will I get different. Dad's we'd get how this works. So my brother one day, I pick him up from school
Is it really young at the time was what maybe like four things
and maybe ten years old- and he
in the car and he's just deflated, gives him the passenger seat.
efficiency, seat belts and what was going on Isaac, unease Trevor he's like kids, men
I can't do this kid's, Sligo, kids, Tubby more amazing. I just I just don't know what to do with kids Trevor. You know like today,
one of my friends said, or are we walking home thinner signal, my brother's picking me up the issue of who you are
then as a tremor, then now when we walking he sees in the cotton nieces whose that's Dennis it's my brother
then this is what happened.
Your brother balcony,
but be white tennis. If he's not whites he's not white he's mix, then is it but you
not much. You don't look the same. How can you brother? None of the same than phenomena are man. I'm gonna have to go through this, so that, unlike social, what did you say to these acts of it? Like I tried to explain that we kids and this debt- I just said you- must really you gotta understand like people like chocolates, ok like like
can have like a white chocolate and you can have a dark chocolate and you can have a milk chocolate, but it's all nicely. Ok, any questions
the house will henceforth be wow
that's a deep cut off me that, like just random, you gonna be like hatred,
I read your book and then you can be like house will, because I mean who the hell.
no because because, when he died,
so version. So I added dog when I was growing up like one of the dogs we had, we welcome my mom was well.
King Pharmaceutical Company and her colleagues came
catch workarounds. Like hey my neighbors dog,
Craig needs of my dogs. My of all these puppies. I dont want and the like this. We had mix of likeable cherry animal tease poodle. So do you want
take them and most like our I'll, take two and then my mom brought them home, and I've never had a dull before, because the most amazing thing in the world- and we raise them in those two beautiful dogs- they are completely different, but they were systems, though the best pussy and panther and Mama
called the one. Panther could shed a pink knows something temper and there now and fully was like that
most most beautiful dog and panther was the smallest ugliest dog you ve ever seen and so like like.
Fourthly, the most just like look really vicious, and I used to think that
If he was really stupid,
and then one day what happened was.
Like our house, somebody was trying to like
into the house like like a family friend and no trying to open the gates,
and then they move the gate and relegate fell and then Panther.
Awake, she they liked sneaked by the gate and the Panther rammed within fifty didn't, and then
hit her and then like a broker, spine devastating,
So we went to the vets and then like
that was like. I can't help her. You know we're gonna, put it down put out of the misery and the better,
but this was amazing. How are you guys like? How do you guys raise a deaf dog and we would like one
hey you wanna go even a deaf dog and it was at all
afterwards, like I just wanna just going through examining her washest too, like living. I wish tat. She wasn't
one with. I guess, a certain part of the cockney or something is well equipped to start was deaf,
whole time. We just genuinely industries have been fully set them in such a way. That gives our job he has done, and I never knew that the dog and then we realized we used to happen was when we call
the dogs, would be like for me
and fully would never come, but pencil come running sometimes than she like look at you and they should.
Back and then they both come in
We used to be like movies.
Dumb and then I realized tat, there was like ours chidden here and that should go back and fetch her.
and then she had been both of them would come and then, like now and beckoned love is the museum, nay
that's awful. If he's doing she yeah in Africa like so my mom
she would. Let me watch like a six seen in a movie. She would be
I don't care about that. But if kids were playing with food, should
Let me turn the movie off so whenever so that when it was like, I used worse those high school movies, those american movies, and then you know that it would be a food fight in the cafeteria. The Mamma would like turn it off turn it off, and then I believe we should act they. Why do wasting food than I think it's a movie should act, but it's real food. It's real food through food. Ok, how can you waste food like that, and then I was like lit is like my mom was going. You know you like pairs of go their children, starving mama was like we're starving in Africa, where specific, why they racing food where's, my mom gonna, be on the show. Here's the thing, my mom two things, one. She has no interest in television or any of these things that I do just loves. The fact that I can,
the rent- and she loves me for who I am genuinely- does not care for all of these things
giving examples of how this is how not interested in it. My mom is my mom to two and a half years ago I met Lionel Richie for the first time,
growing up little Richie was the soundtrack mere my mom's lives right. So
Sunday morning should be playing Sunday morning. The two of us would be: there would be dancing together, they all of little Richardson. We sing them in the house together and then
meat, language, Islamic, this amazing little Richie, my mom, and I we danced your music. When I was a kid who cannot take a picture since my mom I dont moment, doesn't care vanity celebrities.
Like this. The one time most can be that even lower Richie. So I took the picture and I said to my mom and then
email, the triassic mom look. What do you think and then she replied should acquire getting fat ass? Ok, but ok, let's move over that. Furthermore, the cameras, forty pounds, but let's talk about the other person in the picture when Richie emissions,
Oh, yes, oh that's, nice!
oh, ok
Ok, that that was the think she likes you just genuine and then like for five days ago. I guess
on the internet, which she doesnt regularly do she goes emails and she's done hinges on the internet, and then my brother, like was going through pictures of me or something, and then she was like
hey as a picture of your little Richie render them happen. I think it happened when I send you the picture two and a half years ago, and then she was like which make visit the budgetary or fats venom.
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how's, my grandmother doing oh she's, fantastic meant. Ninety,
ninety one years old and ten months,
yeah she met. She makes me company years and in an months as well mountain you think, she's she's did she cook for me no she's to all.
Oh no, no, she chief and says to me: I love what do you do go she called me like. I just.
joy being I life also judges. She already will she doesn't she'd. She chose at home like you, gonna go like a scam,
grannies and they
just come and hang out, and she it's like this, like a second
a team of like superheroes, where they build up this
she'll cheese and then hers is that her memories bulletproof. So all her friends
her about things they forgotten about in life, but, unlike aggression,
a better memory than me, my mom, everybody can tell you what you're thing happened. What month everything and so her friends come over and they'll be
though, also random questions of Malaysia,
we have waited. I meet my husband and they should be like you met there, and these are like tell a story that it's amazing to watch here. As are all she does, although she is, she loves. Writing, that's what she does and I asked her why she said she
be nice to one and know how to read and write.
I'm so Blest Mercosur does did I do
fun while I was on vacation actually
I did so. I went back home to South Africa when to check up on yet was just fine. I wouldn't want to check on my like the foundation went to catch up with my people and it's funny because every time I go home people wish
me about going home, which is a withering so I'll get home and then
At the border, like glittery of customs, the woman was like she's like chamber. When are you coming home? I'm as I come, I'm home,
she's like no. But when are you coming home, but I'm here right now, you're holding my passport. You don't know that doesn't count travel that doesn't count travel. We miss you didn't like, but, as one of you saw me like, I was running around in the streets everyday ignored to overcome all right, I'm all, but then what was crazy. An amazing was our soils in Cape town and then my a friend of mine, Communist Yoke Trevor. What are you doing?
ass into waiting. I'm gonna go to an event later trainees at all.
president wants to meet you so, like the president of what
not because I just didn't assume than the present like us, like the prince could be like the president of this company, the precedent of like the students Association that, but I don't know some like which president and he's like the president of the country. There is a lot
what did I wouldn't I do like is ignored. Just he just wants to what he wants you to come and say hi. So unless you company
like. Two to the presidential. You know that the presidential homestead in Cape Town just come and say hi. As I look. Ok,
So then I with my friends like guys
we gotta go. Do this thing on my friends like aren't its role in the world with me, but until the motor was an ardent realizing the moment, and I can tell him what was so
friends during a hoodie mother for including a free t shirt, and then we and I'm wearing a suit cause, I'm going to another event and then we get there and then what are? We hit a pick ups and then I say to the present compromise on. We need to see the president and the more forensic
we are working on would like I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I didn't, I forgot to tell you will going and so then we went in and then we met the president and we would just very cause like you know, and then my friend like Egypt, Zena Capsule short. Mr President, I did not know
I was meeting President today. That's all I'm dress like this, and then the prisoner was cool. He's like no. It's like, I didn't northern reaching you guys. That's why I've just like school there is nice about its and then just out of no, the personal is like trouble. Is that what are you doing now? Is it coming,
to parliament's own. Introduce you should look takes me,
to our Congress and you'd like to parliament- and it just like come with me, and so is that work with me
now you like on the presidential power, walk and I'm like just what are you doing this work and is like you just act like you thinking of serious things, I'm walking next to him the whole time and I'm just like yes, nuclear war, immigration, unemployment, and so we worked together and then we get to parliament and then when we got there can be introduced and it was
was a real moments of because one of those things that you knew you you take for granted because it happens gradually in life,
but I genuinely to such a breeze like a few days after somebody like you, owe you in Poland,
and the president of your country was a keg. Geronimo
Trevor noise, giving back to the country and we love him and
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culture that I could transplant
Erica what would it be ha? What would it be?
It would be, maybe our general ISA talking about race
our racial past. You know Kosovo
in America, very similar histories, you knowing that there was like there are many things that would dump.
People of color that waste stream heinous, but we just maybe
truth and reconciliation. Commission our country were forced to talk about it and we just
talk about its painful, but we laugh about it and it's out their, whereas in a man
I find this like a lot of tension in and around that love people. Just like gavel, become we don't have happened and richer. How do we have to bring that up? As I do,
nothing. You did slavery come down. You don't owe me because a lot of people treated this is like I wasn't there. I didn't say you: were there undertake savory happened yet, but I swear. I wasn't, do you thirty seven calm down, you don't mean and I feel like they could be if it helps to
able to have conversations about those things, because then it helps you understand how you got your way. You got true, but if you can
those conversations, then you just have to
bring in a blind space of like how did this happen? You know why do so? Many black people live in this part of Harlem. I don't know why do you think I don't know, did you get him saying and it actually opens up? I think that would be like the one part and it doesn't fix everything. Don't get me wrong, but I do think it-
easier to address issues
You have conversations when you can just be like em, and this should happen. European pillar get that was that was crazy
it was while that that happened, that this happened in and then and then something a lot of time. People too
a lot of signing blame. But it's not it's about addressing what happened.
So that everyone can move forward and understand why things need to be fixed or how they got there in the first place. Does that make sense? Like imagine imagine if, like your dog, like you, wanna talk to you a doctor about something that happened inside your body and then you know you did your doktor skins and then you like Doc. I think I think I might have like a cancer doktor look. I wasn't. There was a meeting with you. You're not just need your help, fixing it yeah. I wasn't there, though I was a baby. It's like no man just shut up top up. That's the one thing. I trust want that and chickens that don't
Do weights and stuff
The other part like chickens
just like a normal, because american chickens like what what what what what what is that like once I saw them like I'm sorry. What is that you think? I'm eating, oh, like I remember when I
or chicken wing in America
Do the dumbest thing you've ever heard, and you going to judge me, but I judge you back. I do the first time at a chicken wing in America is like I ordered like Buffalo wings, okay, and I
No, the sounds crazy, but the reason that
intrigue short on someone else's plate and then I was like one of those and somewhat
a buffalo wings, and I was like always like a pot of the buffalo that I don't know, and I think I wanna taste Buffalo wings of an army of eating of another sort of like chicken there's more like it is children like what its buffalo and then the linguistic than others. But what chicken is this? How big is the wing of the chicken dinosaur chickens? Do you guys have here? That's not the size of any normal chicken anywhere in the world, so
yeah. I wouldn't. I would that's the one other thing I would bring is just like.
Normal animals
normal. That's all yeah bring normal animals
Relations about race,
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