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first time ever U S. Corona virus infections have reached a record one hundred thousand new cases in one day and were now inching our way towards the nine and a half million mark in Battleground States like Arizona West Constant in Texas Cove. It was top of mine for many Americans this election, but it's in centre every day for doctors like Jason Mitchell. This is the signs that we seen throughout this pandemic as many Focus on election results first responders are still struggling to save lives with Kovac cases climbing in forty three states we cannot afford to lose any more lives. Morocco is now accepting patients from outside its borders, but, like other regions, they too were facing a one hundred percent spike. In new cases, though, the mortality rate has improved the volume

Cases is accounting for an increase in deaths. In thirty two states. That's right people, a hundred thousand new cases of day and an increase in this in thirty two states, and don't forget this is nine months. In nine months covert. Nineteen is like a Godzilla attack Tokyo. but then signed a long term. Leash are loved your thirty. There is always something happened. Everyone knows. My name when I walked on a strict ban on biogas run high shops guys, but, as you can see, corona virus does not give a shit about politics even after the election it carries on Can be wrong, it was honoured to meet us sitting present, but it's not stop just because its election time and why, situation in the United States is uniquely bad. The pandemic is also getting worse in countries where the disease was under control. I mean among the countries calling strict new locked out today. The United Kingdom has announced this, although I would like giving the Brits an advanced warning might not have been

Worst idea, starting today, british Prime Minister Bourse Johnson is enforcing a second national lockdown that will last at least. December. Second, all nonsense. Businesses must clothes and bars, and restaurants can offer only take out the United Kingdom celebrated last night of freedom before today's new covert nineteen lockdown took effect in London. Crowds of people filled bars France for the last chance to enjoy a social outing for a while. Now you Didn't kingdom, what are you doing? This is like people who cheat at their bachelor parties and still counts, and you should definitely get tested. I mean. Maybe maybe carbon works differently in Britain. That's where they doing this, maybe bridge. Corona gives you a head start all right. Everybody get one more point. and then I'm coming employ yeah. Now there is some good news: doctors.

Better, treating Colbert nineteen pharmaceutical companies are coming closer to having a vaccine, and now a computer scientist might have found a fast away to diagnose the sick, Miss scientists at MIT about a new way to figure out if someone's cough is a potential symptom of covert nineteen. They just listen to researchers say there is actually a difference in sound from covered cough versus irregular cough. Even if a patient is asymptomatic, almost imperceptible did the human ear, but they have artificial intelligence. They can tell the difference there. Actually differences in the strength of your vocal cord, your lung performance and in something researchers call the sentiment of the cough there. Their testword between ninety eight, an otter percent, accurate researchers are hoping to use this as another screening tool for schools or other public places holy shit people. This is amazing, we thought we needed a vaccine when it turns out. Just even show them what diseases

I knew it was you waving, and can I just say this is great news for us. Human beings ha using technology too, fix our diseases, but I do feel very bad for the artificial intelligence we designed just for this purpose, I am here to calculate the items in the galaxy on the origins of life. Oh yeah, that's great! Hey! Can you summit this costs elsewhere? Somebody killed me. Please kill me now right now the corona viruses giving a lot of good news and bad news in all sort of like laid at the family reunion when, because twenty twenty, let's get straight to the bad news for us, This morning we were surpassing a staggering ten million covert nineteen infections, the highest number of reported cases in any nation. In the past week, roughly seventy four Americans were diagnosed every minute countries across.

struggling to keep it nineteen at Bay. France has reported its highest daily death toll since the start of the second wave and the weekly death toll in England and Wales has jump by forty one percent surpassing one thousand for the first time, since June you overcrowding in intensive care unit forcing governor Gary Hubert to declare a new state of emergency in placing the entire state of Utah under a mask mandate until further notice. That's right, Corona is knowing up in Europe and America again, in fact, it's rampaging across the western world so hard that sir and to send out to invent new shades of Red follows Colbert maps. So right now the MID west is kind of blood meets fire engine, but the EAST coast over here is only potheads eyes, see workers did hear it wait to follow to be distracted by the election in them bow snuck into our lungs

Joey torn snuck into instinct. Everyone was so focused on reversing the dance moves they didn't notice. Their budget join the group. It's gotten so bad that now even you talk under a mosque mandate. You notion is bed when even woman's are using protection, so that's the bad news, I can promise you the Good NEWS to and people this is the news we ve all been waiting for the drug giant. Pfizer said yesterday that its vaccine candidate has was more than ninety percent effective in early testing Doktor Anthony Fouch, either governments top infectious disease expert called the news extraordinary. He also says there are likely to be other effective vaccines coming soon. The news from Pfizer was even better than expected. I would have been very satisfied with the seventy percent of the active

Maxine according to a five or press release. Out of almost forty four thousand trot participants. Ninety four got sick from covered for weeks after the start of the two dose regimen and seven days after the second dose protection from symptomatic coded was greater than ninety percent. We were jumping out of the shadows screaming basic good. It is unbelievable. Oh, my god, we make with an end to this terrible, dynamic job who chairs screaming. You know something is good news if it turns a laboratory into the APOLLO. They call with protection rate, is ninety per sense, and maybe it's because I

watching the excess lab, but this scientists accent makes me want to trust him more because he sounds like a scientist. I look alike He had the voice of a frank brow. I might be little hesitant do this protection rate is like ninety percent, pretty much the opposite of what I bang, but this is amazing, used in fact, right now, if you're feeling chills a little dizzy, light headed that might not be corona that might be. The symptoms of hope. I know you probably have felt it and while, if you also lost years

smell. You should go to the hospital. That's that's not hope and you're like this. It feels so exciting to get all this good NEWS in one week hot one week. Old is good news and I count on twenty and twenty here's. My birthday wait. Isn't my birthday! I've lost track of time. Did I miss my birthday, guys plus doktor faulty approves of the vaccine, and that is a great site. I pretty much don't do anything unless that man thinks it's a good eye. a doktor party, I was thinking of ordering tie food and I just want to get your thoughts yeah. I know you busy, but if you texted back, maybe I wouldn't have to call now to be clear a lot of unknowns about this vaccine situation and how it could play out right. Pfizer has put on a very promising press release but they have actually shown complete data yet and basically, a press release is like a tree for a movie that looks really cool, but we still got to see the whole movie before we know for sure.

And always gonna be revenges, wasn't only Justice League is gonna, be parasite, we're going to be just a sleek plus the particular vaccine is gonna, be really hard to distribute because it has to be kept super cold, the entire time at approximately negative seventeen degrees celsius, which is like, but I've negative, four billion fahrenheit in those imaginary numbers. Americans use. You know what I'm saying, and the question is how you gonna keep a vaccine their cold during transport. When the one ways you ve been in the limo between trumpet millennia, Supercilium they're, all here's my idea, the government should higher every ice cream truck in America to distribute the vaccine yeah I'll volunteer to drive. We need the Maxie stop. Miss dies why then, I'm just gonna make run a few more lax job while waiting for the vaccine

actually become available. We need to get the vote, under control and that job is about to fall to a new president. Joseph ram visibly abiden and looks like you hitting the ground running present like Joe Biden, making a clear. The work begins today with the pandemic, his first order of business bite and wreathed by his new corona virus task force led by former Obama, surgeon, General Vex Marthy David Kessler, who ran the FDA under George H, W Bush and Bill Clinton and Doktor Marcella Nunez Smith, a professor of public health at Yale. He also plorn every American to do their part. We can say tens of thousands of lives of everyone just where a mass. The next few months, not democratic republic and lives, american Poor, Joe Biden, he's trying so hard. He sounds like the only do

who tries to follow the rules at the sauna guys, if we all just words how we can avoid How many unnecessary rashes would yeah Biden has a brand new taskforce and personally think, is an interesting choice to full your task force with people who know what they're doing, but I really think he asked the my pillow guy is not what we used to it: I guess we'll give it a shots. I want to see that's going to be the biggest difference between Trump and Biden is presidents. Fighting is going to be telling us all the boring things like you know, be responsible, look out for each other. Tromp was like getting that one day a month with your divorce. Dad, you know, is going to sneak you in just six legs and let you try beer, which is fine for a day or two, but after four years your future spots look really bleak in speaking of arrest. You will remember: the White House had a corona break out last month, because they, follow the rules and you thought- or maybe this sort of thing that wish them into shape. Well, think again,

this morning, the Trump Administration is yet again the centre of a covert outbreak, housing, Secretary Ben Carson, a doctor and member of the President's covert panel and David Bossy, whose leading the president's election legal team among ITALY. Nine people in tromp circle to be diagnosed in recent days there people another outbreak, controls, Whitehouse another outbreak, Let me corona virus has now been in the White House longer than most of trumps cabinets, and I expected this from everyone else, but then Carson, Doktor Ben Costs, I know you own a mosque. You been working. For forty years, formulating these crazy whiteboard bringing down Doktor Carson, you saw they D. German came at the right things going, but can we find a cronan? The White House for decades after trumped leaves, is gonna, be behind the walls. The insulation before by moves and we're gonna have to cover the whole place in one of those tents. In fact,

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during a little bit over the past few months. Unfortunately, the. U S shows no signs of getting out of the pool the new explosion of cases in the corona virus crisis. If you heard this, he, U S, reported a record shattering number of new infections. For the first time, all fifty states report an increase in cases shocking, seven day averages in Kansas at forty one percent Iowa at forty, eight percent, South Dakota

establishing fifty four percent. No restrictions are about to go into effect in New York state beginning tomorrow. All bars and restaurants must close for dining at ten p M chimneys, muzzles closed ten p m and all private gatherings must be limited to ten people or less a passenger on board the first crews to set sail in the Caribbean since March, reportedly testy positive for the corona virus. All passengers were tested before boarding, but on Tuesday one felt, sick and tested positive. All guests are now quarantining in their room. Ok, I know what you're thinking why. they haven't, whose during a pandemic, but I actually think that they should be more cruises. In fact, I think they should be As for anyone who wants one, because those are the people who love spreading the virus, it's better to just along boats and put them safely. The middle of the ocean and lead them for six months, if Corona,

given the Buffy will win and Joe and thus believe them people holding to pretend to be. we the closed, but rarely do inside their happy, because people na of having a reason to not work out, I mean not me like yesterday I was planning to work, but then I had to cancel, because I think I ll go to cope in my lab. I just want to risk it, but to put it all in perspective, in some states the corona virus positivity weight is around fifty percent right now. So if you live in South Dakota or Iowa Look at the presidency or left now. Look at the presence, your right. Why are you sitting and trying to people? You know your command a virus. So yes virus is getting worse and worse as the winter months arrive and with things spiralling out of control just in time for the whole These the CDC has issued new guidelines for our families can have a safe thanksgiving to which some families are saying. My your own goddamn business

experts, say half of all Americans plan to travel for the holidays, going against those new CDC guidelines which recommend celebrating Thanksgiving virtually or only with people in your own household and preferably outside for indoor dinners. The CDC says: keep the windows open, spread out as much as possible and wear masks almost Christmas. What we can do for Christmas now lost someone elegant, loose thy shivering, and may we owe you- and I both attack you tell the tag is that they get together on holidays is pretty tough. Honestly, I know it seems irresponsible, but I, think of those great for people to govern during a pandemic to celebrate Thanksgiving because isn't it thanksgiving, is all about spreading it these than wipes out a continent unless she surprised Republican, still one thanksgiving. This I mean often Joe Biden. One can you imagine Basically, this don't you like the millennial, nieces and nephews economy showing up like they own the place, he's gonna be walking round. I dare these mashed potatoes.

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