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forty. Two thousand eighty from probably said, rose World news headquarters in New York. This is the daily german Reverend
you take a seven on our guests. Tonight is the world's first black chess grandmaster worries ass these
everybody I mean he's gonna explained to us exactly how the horse moves, but first that's catch up on today's headlines. Maloney a drop! You know those movies where the beautiful but mysterious woman with a foreign accent is actually a secret assassin. Well, maybe
should have seen this coming very dramatic move by Maloney, a trumpet, apparently blindsided, top White House AIDS, Malaria trumps office, releasing a statement publicly blasting, a national security official. The first lady call for deputy national security adviser, Mirror Ricardo to be fired, complaining directly to her husband about being unhappy with their cargo. During her first solo trip to have
in October the two thought over sitting on a plane and using National Security Council resources for the trip. The first Ladies Office issued a statement saying she no longer does
the honor of serving in this White House swede. Lord Maloney does not mess around. We barely here from her and then when she does speak to fire. Somebody like whatever this lady did, must have made millennia so much
do you realize trunk cheats on her and she pretty about it. But then millennia goes on a flight and all of a sudden she's like beach took I'll, see like honestly, I don't even know who this is Mirror Ricardo. Who is this person that their firing, but they are running out of people. We know to fire like walking dead seasons
Six all they killed Derek moving on the California wildfires continue to destroy homes and property, but some people on having its
to is reporting that wrapper. Congo was hired a private firefighter
team to help us California, home, keep safe from the war.
I'll fire and Malibu that home since, at the end of a cul de sac. If that Hong Kong
fire. It would have led to a ripple effect through the neighbourhood West says so. The family higher.
Team, firefighters, armed with hoses it worked, the firefighters save their sixteen million dollar olive and several of their name.
Where's homes as well: ok, there's rich and then those private firefighter rich there, I'm pretty
their hoses, don't even of water that is used crystal you Bobby. I didn't even know that Lamborghini made a fire truck. Did you you didn't know that, but I didn't even know that prior private firefighters worth thing, but I guess when you that Rich just pointed someone and they become your personal firefighter, hey you fight
via school. You carbonate of how much I'm fighting up out of the fire fighting the fire, a fire fighter fighter for my knee and its with that kind of high personal firefighters. But it's not the way this thing I can imagine him doing honestly. I would be surprised if you just try to talk to the fire, but he's theories on creativity,
another ten minutes, the flowers like you, I was I'm out for myself. I have done moving onto the news fortnight. It's a game about killing everyone in sight, and now it's about violence.
The other fellows partnering with the popular video game fortnight and its creating some controversy. Players are used in the interval uniforms Del Valle Ball in the games. Great controversial players mongering
as one avatar that looks like AIR Hernandez her and gone layers of also made characters that
like Oj Simpson and calling Capron it ok out. First of all, that's a wish list of controversial, plays a convicted murderer, a guy accused of double murder and a guy
kneeled a few times. Okay, news, fair enough, I don't know why I put OJ into Fortnite, is literally bring a knife to a gunfight, that's a waste of time, and I love calling but he's going to be useless in Fortnite on shooting and he's just taking a knee
kind of Bush. What good is that we see we
say: you are right: let's move on top story, but Democrats now you guys, maybe too young to remember this back in the day they used to run the streets at one time they had everything at house, the Senate and black President, who spoke English
after eight years of impotence, the House Democrats are back in command and it turns out that they won the election so hard last week that they still picking up seats. Every day we learnt of a new seat of the Democrats have one. Basically, the elections have turned from a one day. Events into the credits of a novel movie, it just never
well. That was a great man of this more another one. I got two hour I heard I guess we have no money paid for five hours, a fucking, so some of the Democrats back and control of the house they making some big plans,
extra ruining the majority gives Democrats the power to set the house agenda. Democrats. Winning control of the house makes Nancy Pelosi. The presumptive speaker he's already laid out her top three policy priorities: campaign, finance and ethics reform, lower drug prices.
Infrastructure will be a new day in America. Yeah new day in America, not so near that I'm not dealer in charge, but still kind of new new issue than your show on Abd now look out a joke about Nancy being charged for a long time, but she is right. There is a lot of new faces coming into Washington. In fact, the incoming freshman class of Democrats has been called the most diverse ever check up
model, but about that's who's. Coming in better so diverse, it looks like it looks like a stock photo and ecology brochure, that's what it looks like and is not just the Democrats, the Republicans and also welcome the most diverse group ever look at that they have old white guys. They got young white, guys got bored white, guys like a bull, Ding white guys
a white guys with hair. They got the white guy from Essen. Now one guy who I think has latino, but if they start running them up, I'm pretty sure he's gonna be white, so many different types of white guys, but the Democrats will have the power to investigate the Trump Administration and they definitely planning to use that power. Democrats, look control of the house,
and thus Washington is bracing for an onslaught of investigations. Democrats, our loading, what they are calling a subpoena cannon,
With more than eighty five trump targets come January. We get subpoena power, we can subpoena relevant documents subpoena witnesses and it's really too late for Donald Trump to put the horse back in the barn, wow Subpoena Cannon foot Trump for the next two years, he's going to be in Subpoena hell is popping out of them from everywhere
opening up these caves z, bucket drumstick, Nope Subpoena reaching for town in the bathroom Sabena everybody's, going to wake up in a cold, sweat like
Sabrina Millennia eyed. The scariest dream I dont
as agreed.
Are you in the mood, Sabena and, if you're wondering what specifically the Democrats will investigate Trumbo over his taxes collusion with Russia. The answer is yes, yes to everything and listening to the future,
women of the powerful House appropriations Committee. It seems like they're running and enjoy it. Should the majority looking
These issues related to present trumpeters come up the space force. Yes, James, Commies fire. Yes, the travel ban. Yes, the family separation pulse absolutely hurricane.
You can put a White House staff statues and for sure I wish I enjoyed sex as much.
She enjoys invested absolutely first shop now. Look, I hope, for her sake and for the Democrats, that the plan is in just one round investigating all of transports, because, although there are many issues worth investigating, things like space was don't rice to that level and democratically to be strategic, but what they investigates, because Republicans have already come up with a response president from treating about what is future could hold under a democratic controls house depressed
The presidential harassment by the dims is causing a stock market big head aches using the same term, Cinema Jordi leader, Mitch, Mcconnell use just last week. The Democrats and the house will have to decide just how much presidential harassment is good strategy, I'm not so sure it'll work world while which Mcconnell is burning. It's no longer congressional oversight. Now its presidential harassment rather harassing the press about how can the most powerful men in the world be the victim is like God,
complaining about being bullied, do should look like Sorrento. That's why I saw the vulgar no, but look we joke around the presidential harassment is a serious issue in America, which is why, before the Democrats take power, they gonna have to watch this video.
You're watching this you just one back. The House of Representatives can grant socialists, but before you take charge, here's what you
to know about presidential harassment, for starters, don't try to touch the president's intimate areas like is tat.
Returns, that's a private area, that's reserved for the president's wife and his russian investors. On the other hand, do
four q is that you're making the president uncomfortable watches by
language to see if he becomes protective of his space. In this way, the
there is a lot like a rabbit raccoon and finally do
Let him harass you and believe me. He will
Harass you that may seem unfair
think of the president as stripper. He can touch you, but you can't touch him even if you fell in love with her six years ago, but car. So there you have it creating a comfortable with
environment for the president is easy as long as you just do whatever he wants and if you have.
Wonder should you in peach the President think of this helpful acronym?
and as in no case we discover, said no
That concludes the presidential harassment seminar up next Jared. What exactly
you do again
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I guess you're right is the first black chest. Grandmaster he's also a commentator and teacher of the game. Please welcome Maurice actually want em to beg you they do so. I should know the answer to this question. But what is a chest? Grandmaster how'd you become a grand master in chess grim, as is the highest highly. You can have rain, so you have to be other grandmasters top leaders were on the world. So now, basically we're just better, but if you, if you bid, if you be a grand master, then how come there grimaces Loretta
doesnt shouldn't, let go down like Highlander type thing; no useless. They run must first grandmaster than though they are the grandmasters back of the nineteen hundred early. Nineteen hundred nineteen for trying to top layers and what they establish them is grandmaster. Yes, then you know the rest of us come up. You know this is or in Brussels,
I must remind you, basically, no level the finishing moves like in mortal combat tackling not exactly, but, of course, you know a lot of stuff, yeah, yeah, apples, apples.
Sire and all the chess you gotta worry: you got a horse, the airline actually actually deadly chosen school. We had to choose a sport and then there was like options: Rugby, which is Thou version of football and, like I don't get hurt and then I chose chess and then- and you know it's interesting as I say that now, but you can't see this in the cameras. But if you look at me like Maurice as arms, like I've met a few
Yes play as recently, you guys have a lot of muscles. Were people who just move a piece of plastic around, not those
species are heavy man, but this is a real single you, you actually have to try and being shaped to play chess while, as this is a true absently true, when you sitting, therefore five hours playing your concentrating you need this,
you need to be able to focus a kind of time you ve gotta, be in shape and all the top players mangas cross and far beyond our one of the guys, we're playing in the world, Chechnya. We should bring us their working out three four hours, all the
I'm everyday men. These potentially see that's mine going to me because I know you talk about these people. Some people may know Magnus, as you know, is he's a world celebrity. Now I mean he p models is well does endorsements will portion everything you commented on the games. I find your story fascinating. You know, because you come from a world where you go. You don't think that a young black kid is gonna, get to check
at the level that you got into my chest was that sport that maybe show the old guys playing in the hood. It wasn't like something everyone's get into, but you played it. You got good at it and what I like that you, you brought elements of the herd into the way you commentator on Chess now
was like. Why did you do that an and how did you get intricate you? You? Don't commentators like a boring way now. You know it's funny, because when we played chess in Britain from Brownsville Brooklyn right now, velvet groundswell, we say Brownsville so rough cost. My Thyssen was from Browns right browser, bronze wars or of MIKE had to get out of grounds, and the people who play chess in the hood. The brothers were used.
Cool guy right now, I'd all geyser they'd be talking to you trash talking the whole time you're playing and they like
some in hours of my chest, which assists the last night
the idea that guy?
train tracks talking all that
rises, you
that in your head, you get used to being distracted by playwright
why you're playing ages? They call so now what I do cometary. I do. The same thing I try to win
Energy and that flow from the hook. You know it's normal, it's it's a game that many people have lauded as the ultimate thinkers game. In all seals of said, you learn chests and you learn how to defeat your enemies in the boardroom. You teach people chest. Tactics in life is not a thing. People just sage, make sure some cool, or do you actually think chest can help a person
analytically, life. First of all, chess is cool. I agree I pledge I'm telling you later on.
About that chess. You know
You trust chess on their show before you
Yes- yes, yes, you that's. Why I make jokes about South Africa. I love South Africa and make the jokes I make jokes about myself. Only I've Chechnya was a good segment, though I thought I was finding spiny Bastille, but
no just as used all the time is metaphor of politics and business and sports mean it's all
he's been used, always area you're watching football is like or we are they just substituted. A guy in is like a chest match out right right right,
We see that's! Oh yes, it's uh! It's a thinking, aims to teach a game. It's one against one. You ve got to figure out your best ideas and as soon as you figure it out the other person from it back at you with their best ideas, cries! Oh, yes, it's just like business politics, you name it and you you teach kids to play chess. What would you say is the one thing that changes in your mind when you start to learn chess like that you apply life than the other person is more important than you are
Right because you we get inside our heads, we got our own opinions. This is me, this is my best. Ideas is like Democrats and Republicans talk and across from each other right. But when you play chess, you realize
the version as valid points, and you ve got a really get inside their head more than anything else. So it's not my best idea that counts. It's your best idea and how am I going to be you
is by really studying what you want and that's that's where the deep strategy comes into the game, that's fascinating, so we need to teach the present
How to play chess is what you're saying
it's gonna be really hard exciting for the world championships. Thank you. So much for coming to show more exertion. Everybody.
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