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2021-05-29

After countless hours spent binging Fox News, Desi Lydic rants about the notion of racism in America, President Biden's breathtaking scandals, the horrors of cancel culture and more.

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Recently, there's been a ridiculous debate about whether America is a racist country, wants us to unite behind the idea that America's array of country, many on the left, believe that America is an evil racial country. That's the messaging! At this point. The american people are racist, that is alive. Third liberals races, countries these three month, bridled liking Fox news from three hundred and fifty eight hours straight, and I'm ready to do. Some fox claim me in the history books where America has been raised: ok, not a purse. Ninety eight percent of the vote at the end of the year, the glossary poverty, which raises the pop up, there's never been a white woman on the cover of Opel, is mighty american racist. If it was the liberals forward apart, booking Bondwoman from control of this sort, is the country of african american Legends, Martin Luther King growth, apart or more countries races? How do you explain that I have been picked out a far more than any black. They wipe the boats braces people are the democratic, Joe Biden who want to thirteen critical breaks. Theory: the beautiful public schools, critical race theory is not appropriate for kids to learn teaching kids to hate their country into hate each other. This revisionist woke curriculum. You are not going to do this to our children. Can you might be wondering what is critical.
all I know is we cannot have critical raised in our sports cable sampling things that you agree with and striking cancelling things that I really like the sixteen nineteen project. When you take the six out of the six to maintain, what have you got to get back to the traditional subjects the map rivers mitochondria, looks at about wizards? Then, of course, the main rapporteur, MR instead, our children are being brainwash that this raises antiracist, credible, raised there. Just me or children, not learning Eddie, fury at all, hey I'll, get back to me when you think about that. That's a relatively thing about it! Why your kids had laptop soothly teachers can bloke them up thanks though Breathable Happeneth, while another kidnapping, my child, will be reciting the pledge of allegiance for twenty minutes straight no blinking. Look history, healthy bluntness, sober pityingly! Where did the dad I'll tell you where, with your file getting accepted, to be brainwash at an elite, ideally university and what they are once again going to breathe it? Just like everything you have to ask yourself who stands to benefit from this? Who stands to benefit from the end of racism? Black people, though so I say thank you to the brave Republicans, were not afraid to stand up to the Democrats and proclaim that America is not a racist on free, because other kids are going to do this from the Looney Latin America's relations. No, I don't think America is a racist country Anthony about the medium level. The daily show which were below it use edition is broken by the twenty twenty one food Burchell sport have you ever been in
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threatening Jo Leinen has been in office for two months and has already wrapped up an astounding, thirty, seven thousand six hundred and fifty eight scandals. Why does your writing so wearing a mask he's been vaccinated? You can't discuss our policy in the Pacific without reading notes at his handlers gave jointly Biden. Whitehouse has arranged literally array stock. The shoes red states, fiery badge after accusing them of the end result thinking. Bodies, affection is totally real. It's no way out of a slick pr campaigns devised by civil and social terms to hide the presidency would unfortunately, the common lame stream media. Is it taking any of this that light and watching box news for a hundred and fifty three our streets liking the low down with already considered to be the most corrupt presidency in the history of the United States. If you thought, Obama wearing that tansu was disgraceful increases. We take stock of Joe Biden, America, doctors tooth illegal doktor fallacy, promoted, doktor, shawl still company. When medicine woman haven't been on tv since nineteen ninety eight, if this country we want to leave to our strange children, shrimp and our cereal, that eating stake is an important ally is cancelled, but they both he's birthday, is a day off. If you're not angry, get angry, I'm angry twenty four seven and I've never been happier tripped walking up the stairs on air force, one, not a single impeachment hearing to the thirty eight amendment, not matter anymore. It's a forest land people s. What biting uses to lower that flag, he doesn't know who gets he walked up to the press is drug major, but the Johnson straight off the doktor suits careful right, Laguna, not one single story. On CNN here's, a backdoor name, you will read in the North EAST lines. Gelatinous dog is now the leading cause of death in America who know what it was when Donald Trump with President. There wouldn't want zero deaths in four years, and you don't want this man to have a second third and fourth term open the school children can learn the block or other free they're not going to do to resume Jewel Goosey Delaware every weekend and get this Delaware doesn't even have a moral AGA phase in office. Sixty three number of times vitamins and our long interviews Sean handy about how much she loves into ranged pillow salesman, zero Joe Biden knows exactly what this also. He has no idea what you think about it, but not to the game, is illegal unless its will to widen the president. Canada is the president, which makes Joe Biden the vice president, and you know that makes the President Hunter biting laptop. How would you like to through the window to make it clear that the american people didn T come along Harris had to buy Greenacre hello, renewed the by catch hello, Captain MAC Code, Playstation bite? It won't. Do a press conference p hate? The media has taken that I hate the media to I love to.
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they know. Everything about Cobbler Harris, so PAMELA Harris is a radical communist senator from California she's going to turn the entire country into San Francisco. I hope you, like crews, can be the only people say they want you to think Colonel Harris's mainstream, but the truth is she's. A radical socialist regiment told and Socialism University and major in full from hospitals and make it a legal for immigrants to play in the world of something else about tables through Paris. She has never once clapped when they are plainly in this country. We stand and applaud for our jet blue pilot S without Calamari Harrison supports the three new deal you ever part will get what you're can be forced to put one of those coexist stickers on polling anybody, Alexandria, O Connell, a core task, so angry at me. When I was angry about I pay, I have still not been released on what is her skin care? What does she think about the many? How can we trust Harris cheaper? Who wants a deeper meaning? She would stop existing money. She attacked indian and have to make sustainable drinking beer and, above all game and say hello to stepping up making a lot the at a body like actually it sounds really good forget. I said anything.
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Cancel is the number one problem facing America today, but what is cancel culture, I've been watching nothing but Fox NEWS for seventy two hours straight and I'm ready to fuck splain can't culture, Toby, cancel culture, its political correctness. what's discrimination multiplied by woke millennial? Shame must, if you don't want the right opinions your cancelled, if you dont boat, with the right candidate, your cancelled, if you won't two thousand slaves immortal, thousands of native Americans well, apparently We can't name an elementary school after you any longer. Does it end? The leftist mind has cancelled, so, many great american hero, Andrew Jackson, rosy and bar the fire festival. Guy simply for and instead play dog. Probably I haven't seen him in a week. The radical left is out of control. First, it's confederate statues.
next. It liberty free soon, they're gonna make an all female reboot ghostbusters. Why? Why thought police politically correct? Go down? commercial, gender, neutral all of garden. Ten year prison sentence for listening to ignition issue. Binding, gets to appoint Supreme Court justices. You better believe that come in hot, fresh out the kitchen, here's the statue, you can tear down I'd, hold up middle finger, but it's broken. I get medical attention for it, but my hospitals named after you guessed, it begin. Sidham axed handle safe spaces prefer trigger warnings on, should open puzzle, transgender room, but happens the America John Wayne. In time we want to rename our military bases. Tear down Mount Rushmore Tender national anthem to booty. Lisha will hear the message to the looters and instigators. I will never salute beyond phase ass even if it is a national monument, if the liberal left wants to care
Well, something why don't they sort by cancelling my membership to planet fitness? I've tried, but it's really hard very wise, very Is very on HBO gonna be cancelled, that about sums up what cancel culture as things are I think everyone up and go
the beans are protected by the six them so basically, Broody Giuliani obtain hunter biting the laptop and the contents are still explosive through my phone and on coming trap. Get this hunter by communicating with no criminal run. His female address corruption. You were dreaming in money, got any sitting up all the big time. What a mere Jonathan worries! The need of Alsace lies in Manila, peacemaking by congratulating here's. What you know, twenty fifteenth punter biting a hundred policy been locked me. Fifteen trillion dollars by investing in a Chinese planned Paraguay. Why, one year later Hunter makes an additional nineteen job, William dollars. Russian satellite dish is living on a lot under the named on Mexico hooked up with merely cheese, a mosque outside the hedge fund. You guessed it. Hilary Hussein Clinton check the hungarian Vega Counterattack Robert, almost critical technocracy produce tougher than the apple due to Kiev Airport all evidence yet time. No one getting my health repossess tat. The real malarkey, and by the way, did you hear the bombardment of Mandarin, so I will be in slacking. Let's take a setback for second,
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all heck broke loose. It is a time for american conservatives to cancel sports. They will certainly strike out with their predominantly conservative viewers. Let's not call it Coca COLA anymore. Let's call walk a call how many black people have died in the last hundred years from diabetes caused by Coca COLA problems. They want a boycott as what we boarded the confused watching Fox news for one week straight with no bathroom breaks, and I'm ready to explain what you think news to date to tell your mother would happen in Georgia during the twenty twenty election, valid fling, shot into volcano voting machines, maybe anti puppet soldiers reports of one man changing out and attentively casting thousands of votes in response to these issues. The georgian legislator passed a law to meet the election process easier, safer, more republic faster illegal in Atlanta and other common sense by partisan idea is just the way the founders intended as symbolic step. One get an idea step to go your local elections on conveniently open between ninety Amazon or to any asked at three other theories range riddles and were received Balin application step for what their ninety more steps we ve all night, the constitution for some reason, the calm you crags or soil in the region under pants, just because it now the level the path of bottled water are waiting in line four nine hours throat. So voters in line need water, but for now it will be good for mandates the wine and dying at seventy nine hours without water. All the time you can't know don't give. It woke marble three, that Georgia's election laws designed to satellite phone. But can you can prove that blind people exist in someone corporation think that they can act like people for some unclear reason and their protesting to color Delta, Microsoft speaking out against uniform law? I know three one conservatives are pro business to conservatives are appropriate, must be free. Conservatives need to destroy these businesses for opening up now major bite. It was ass if his country, major League baseball, moved also doing out of its land, and maybe he's just let me alone that take reparation. Here's a simple will see out of politics but see in bold and making our country better. I didn't dimension because you know what we are going to have them off the M l B, then I felt PBS Cpr. Send someone tried to keep the highway maneuvered you tell them to buy off right before you lose conscious. You better believe I were still allowed of rural life. Ivy boycotting the hell out about the careful halter crowd is about to learn what happens when you try to cancel the cancel councillors. You kid cancel ate it
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