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That's catch up once a day's headlines. Let's kick it off with some big news about a little baby civil I for the Duke and Duchess six people across Britain is celebrating the new baby who arrived past is due date, murdering and myself had a baby boy this morning, a very healthy boy, mother, aviator incredibly well, has been the most amazing experience I can ever possibly imagine how any woman does what they do is the engine, but with those issues. Yes, congratulations to the royal family. This is such an exciting moment for them and also

for those two hush doctors who apparently delivered the baby good work, you do good work and you know it. Let me just say it was really nice to hear Prince Harry talking with such admiration, for what Megan went through in because you realise. Not only did he just watch his wife give birth. That's probably the first time heresy royal, family member, perform labour of any kind is like Megan megawatts during this thing called sweating and I'd. I'd never heard of it by the doctor says it's quite normal, now, since the new baby is by racial, has been a lot of debate over what his name should be. Some people are saying you should have a traditional royal name, but that people want his name that a for, like a name that reflects these african roots. You know I am no one's gonna be, but I think there should be a compromise and then they should give him a boring white name, but then he gets to pronounce it with Blue flavour. That way, when he's with, like he's boring white friends, you can delay hello. My name is Charles, but that one is that we will again with Serbia was your voice

Last year, the schooner your score, but let's move on what british royalty celebrating good news. America's royalty is celebrating a milestone of their own. First in the world of beauty pageant last night, North Carolina justly Chris one they miss you say title for the first time ever african american women now worthy crowns countries, three biggest pageants, Miss USA, Miss Teen, USA and this America yes, three, three black beauty, queens. That's a maid Henry is amazing. You know these three. Finally, America's efficiently more horny them racist. It is clear that America's pageants embracing a more inclusive idea of beauty, because it makes a difference. Although if you are very woke, you probably conflicted by the story, because it is beautiful to see representation, but it is still a beauty pageant which many people consider problematic. So how do you feel

but we like finding out that there's an old woman terrorist group on the one hand to be like I hate terrorists but, on the other hand, is like you go girls, but still This is a really good news. So congratulations All of these one is- and this is great for america- although now I worry about the backlash, because we ve seen the story before the wind is a black this year and next year the winners will be the three most racist women you ve ever seen like Miss KKK. My talent of black race must move on from a historic victory to a victory that was taken away. The Kentucky Derby, it's the biggest competition, to see how with Americans, can dress and also horses. One at the same time, and this year's race was even more exciting than most brilliant. This half hour stunning twist and they can Duffy Dirty for the first time in the races hundred forty five year history, the horse to cross the finish line first, was disqualify for interference and country house. Sixty

the one, longshot crowned the champion crowned one. Wars and his jockey celebrated. What they thought was the Kentucky Derby win two of the opposing jockeys or filing. Elections, claiming the winning horse should be disqualified. The drums played out, live on television. The crowd was waiting through an agonising twenty two minute review all before they finally declared this Sixty five to one longshot country house as dirty champion wow. I did not realise that was so many rules to horse racing, and you know who else, no that the horses horses are not aware of. Most rules is one of the reasons why citizens allowed in strict clubs they spectrum. No touching, I knew I feel bad for is the people who bet on the first horse by the host that one and then got disqualify because twenty two minutes.

Long time to think you want a lot of money, but you know there are some due to the ball was agreed during saw buying a ferrari cool. It's me: let's get married we're just what does disqualify got the wrong number by Finally moving on some entertainment news, game of thrones lost hi people complained that the episode was so dark. They couldn't see anything this week. People are complaining that they sure too much eagle, I gave em runs viewers spotted something out of place in winter fell. Yes, that appears to be someone's Starbucks, but there's a trending topics on Twitter is sir about everyone oh shit, forget the white work as the white gentrifying,

coming next thing you know one bedroom and winter fellows like three Grand should that's probably why there's only three black people and the whole show wheeled priced out: but not having? To be honest? I love this so much like. I just feel bad for the intern, who screwed up because knowing game of thrones that in turn is definitely getting his head chopped off. That's how it go also also. Why do we assume that this is a mistake? Why people angry They don't have Starbucks in Washed- arose. Oh you're telling me you can believe in a world where dragons a real but to go cup is too crazy for you. It's called the power of imagination, and another thing is that there is a need. In the first time the game of thrones has used product placement its normal. Like remember that

seen from last season must move arts of tat story. America hasn't been involved in a war for years now I mean, unless you count Afghanistan and Iraq and. And, unlike eleven other countries, America has military operations in right now, but that's not like war war. Unless you live there, then it's a war, but not if you ve from anyway. Now it feels like America's Ancient closer to an official war with any number of different countries so we thought we should take a look at which countries could win that honour in our brand new segment. America's next topic, IRAN, America's Nemesis

and this year's one hundred and ninety four, with most populous spring break destination, tensions have been, rising with IRAN ever since President Trump reneged on the nuclear deal, and now it looks like things may be, reaching a breaking point, breaking overnight, the? U S is sending an aircraft carrier and air force farmers to the Middle EAST in response to a potential threat from IRAN, officials believe IRAN or its third party proper. These have been planning an attack on: U S, forces in the region, the? U S s, Abraham Lincoln Strike Group is now heading two: the region fashionable security adviser John Bolton, releasing a statement overnight. Any attack on United States interests or on those of our allies will be met with unrelenting force while unrelenting force. That is, a major threats and an entire Stephen Seagal movie. Now this threat didn't come directly from the president's. It came from John Bolton, National Security advisor

and elderly Mario brothers? And although he says this action is about recent tensions, if you look at his record, you'll see that, for over a decade has repeatedly called for America to bomb IRAN, and ten years is a long time to have a beef. Like you realize, ten years ago, there were no marvel movies about women and now does. What now experts warn that America bombing IRAN would be really bad right because it could destabilize the entire Middle EAST and the Middle EAST is already a pretty unstable placed to begin with. It's like you, bring a tense game of gender, and then you pick the hulk to make your next move is like I hope I think, if you pick the peace in the hawks harsh that's why no one picture on the team hope. So our congratulations, IRAN, you might be America's next top battle, but dont celebrate just yet because this another strong contender in the race. Does you Us Secretary of State, might Palmdale says all options are on the table, including military action

the handling the unrest in Venezuela, the president, has been crystal clear. Military action is possible. If that's what's required, that's what the United States will do. We want the well, people not to have interference from any country, whether it's China or Russia, You now have a radiance on the ground in Venezuela. The United States wants all other countries out of this nation. You know I love about America is that is the only country, That's willing to meddle in Venezuela to make sure that non metals in Venezuela, like America reminds me of that got the bar, whose other guys, hitting on a woman's like hey guys back off. Can't you see she's not interested

I'm sorry about all these douche bag? You want you want to get out of here. Will America's next war be with IRAN or Venezuela? Well, it might be neither because right now, Donald Trump is threatening another war, for trade with China. Trade trouble this morning, the president threatening to jack up tariffs on chinese goods and add new tariffs, Trump threatening increase tariffs on two hundred billion dollars in chinese goods to twenty five percent from ten purse and starting this Friday, any warned he could tax in there.

All over the roughly five and a billion dollars of chinese exports to the Eu S Wall Street Journal reporting. China is now considering pulling out of those talks. Yes, two days before China was coming to negotiate at the White House. Tromp has jeopardized everything by threatening a new round of tariffs, and his argument is that he's doing this to punish China were taken in bunches of America, but the truth is his tariffs are going to hurt american consumers first We had tactic, you know it. We ll give brave heart was like if we want to defray the English we'll have to stab Gregor Way WAR, whoop Why am I really don't want? A good Agatha tactic? I learned from hour of the day will not be a good laugh at me, my Starbucks CUP, so so who's gonna be America's next top battle: IRAN, China,

Venezuela. Well with present trump in charge. I wouldn't be shocked if it ends up being all three women. Back. My very short, my guess. Smart is a comedian actor and political activists to kicks off his north american leg of his wounds. Bought wool tour this week, please,

any, as are welcome to the show. Eighty. Thank you. How are you I very good looking good, but I'm quite I do this running thing which show up to this day. I tell people that Hungary is, I run these matters before, but now it keep it going. I keep it topped up with HIV high intensity naval train bribes. You spend cover spent like tigers to traffickers or lions, and am that's that's what we used to do as human beings when we were wild now more domesticated cake and television that don't do so much of that. But you know all the good sports people, women and the big boys, like royal football, affable, every answerable to have spent because right- and that is the healthy stuff you so kids do that

we like a tiger yeah. We like a tiger. Let's talk about the marathons forbids lotta people may not know about you, but you you genuinely have run more marathons. Almost human beings will ever their lifetimes. In fact, I'm when you came to South Africa to run twenty seven marathons and twentys in days in honour of Nelson Mandela's twenty seven years in prison, and I remember like seeing that as the south African and I was like, while was a little excessive like just like just remember him just hashtag asked. I remember you, I didn't do enough at the time. I didn't you know it's a student at the time when a party of the run up a long time- I just didn't, I didn't, need the fruit, and that was it, and I just thought that not enough, so I thought maybe poem which new methods to him there was a failure cs. I, when I heard about the film and my dad said, you know that was an am I, when I heard about the film and my dad said, you know that was Nelson Mandela poem, that's where it came from, and I thought ok. I know I'm next going around, but you almost done

you see light my will, but I got rather Milo. I tried in twenty two under rubbed, my license, which is not fun. I went back and twenty sixteen and they couldn't look at my blood them and my high duration right so day falls in hospital. They fibers in hospital. Yes, in Eastern in these London, yes, Eastern Cape and a very cool new frolic is which is giving expert he. If this, these bagel black guy region, expert he if this these bagel black guy just say who are you? What are you gonna? Do? There's nobody, but why

Europeans are like. Why did this guy? Would it was ready colonies in very deed kidneys? A fine as you issue, hydrogen, that's! The problem will get it, but three leaders into and you'll be paying like a horse. I didnt pay once that night. So how do I do really? I was given that this is what it looks like you. You have this. You have this personality where you, when you, when you set your sites on something it's almost like militaristic, you know I'm going to do think. I'm gonna run twenty seven mountains. When you missed a marathon, you then ran to marathons the next day or the lasting, like a very fine when I write again excessive, but but this is who Eddie, as is I mean like football for or for people who know in love, your story, then they love you because of that you are somebody who's known for not just doing comedy before touring the world doing comedy and how many languages. Now I really want it was three and announce now, for I have added spanish to it, but I'm I'm learning in the Spanish are doing so in a way to its English. It was french and german.

And I remember one again german, we were they gather used. We met we're both at the same comedy club Eddie was testing, is material downstairs and I was doing my show and then it came, and then you- and I we both here this finally let me Jane and German than like now. Why would I do the job they were alive? And you know why I wouldn't do that, as is dad spoke Jerry as exists, but but but why is it so important you couldn't you don't do a gimmick. It's who you all political I've been out. I want to stand as a member of parliament in my country from next year. I've said this for nine years now that I was gonna send twenty twenty, and this is an underlying political thing, its hands across borders. That, though the astronauts said this from either the Russians or the Americas, when they went up that they look back, there are no frontiers. We made these frontiers right and I'm going out in saying this is a very key century. The twenty first century, I'm doing my shows in french, german, spanish, maybe spanish, german, french, kids, russian kids, whatever they can, they will all try a different language, and yet at just made

the melting pot? Now, because we are all human we have spent so many wars by killing you when you do your comedy another language I mean like. I, don't do it acts as extensively as you'd, alright, a joke in another language. You do the whole show in another language, and then you you like immerse yourself in that language. Do you think the something in learning of languages that changes, how you perceive people who speak another language, not how you perceive you just realise. How are the same people as us, because some of their last hope of doubt lousy, go. There's is rubbish. I just have the same quirks and things as we do to say. The Germans have is the fact that the Chinese, it is then not they're, all essentially human beings, family, kids, a better life working. How we need to make it a farewell to seven point: five billion people this century, the melting pot, Amerika great melting pot. It made this great country and we need

the world, a melting pot, I'm, and I feel that what the review that I'd be brave and curious or fearful and suspicious, and I'm trying to be brave and create cure you you are doing how many years ago, when we met and and this this is one of the people who genuinely is one of the reasons that I'm sitting here today, because Eddie was kind enough to present my show in my comedy in Edinburgh, which that mean blew me up. Could we will likewise Eddie Eddie vouchers? For you, then I mean? Will let you in actually want to write the funniest moments, pause, we're taking a photo together, and if your member, this this was in edinburgh- and we knew each other more, that close friends and any standing next to me in the picture and we standing they never taking pictures altogether.

And then eddies is out of the corner of his mouth. He says you better, not kill someone or do some crazy shit, because now I'm tied to forever, I do actually represent that's. What I do remember thinking is: I want to encourage young people to go in and get people younger than myself to go in and be successful, not choose successful, you're the borderline ring to it that this is rather less. But let's talk about what this could have been more about. The videos are going into politics because you have spoken about it for a long time. You know one of those people who, just like short Trump and was like all their looks, easy know you you, you said: will you support for lies? You should almost a decade. I want to get into politics. Why politics? Why would you go into that world? That seems so messy, especially in the UK, with bright

it's an what's going on well, anyway, anywhere in the world, I'm a radical Barbara. I do radical things with moderate message. I came out its transgender thirty four years ago and performing for languages have run over eighty marathons for charity now. So I that's what I bring to the table. I think most moderates don't go into. Politics here seems to evil to to brutal is probably better than evil is just brutally, and if you think about what people are doing and negatively for being transgender. I don't think there is aimed in politics. Is gonna talk that for I, so I've already battle hub for that I've campaigned in in numerous different campaigns back in Britain and I think you need to have three things to do to be party to do politics, you need have a vision of the future. My vision is a farewell to seven point: five billion people. I think you need to be able to communicate. Hopefully my Kommeni gives me the ability to do that rights, analyze and communicate, and you need to be able to look at systems and and work out what system. So you should keep what you should change and which ones you should completely throw away. Comedy is an ash.

Much good for politics, except for the lively saying I think this, the other people they think that arose silly Burgos, yeah, that swear. You use your comedy for library because it can get very dry in the world apart. I why I've noticed you have noticed, but one thing I do I do enjoy about your story as well is is- and this is something that I really really appreciate this your story was ready was really tough for many years, because here you were as Trans man who was living in this world where in thirty years ago it was, it was dangerous. You got beaten up, you ridiculed everywhere, you went and I will never forget noticing how powerful your story and your impact were. Until one day I was walking in London, I was in Piccadilly.

And there was a transgender men who was walking and dressed up, and you know, and a group of guys saw him and then they were like they were like men. Look over there look at that asshole and I turned my short and another gosh shit. It's gonna be like a thing, and I was I I I I like you, I like areas odd together, pretty cool like it is argued accommodating the guy's, ignore those like no real, the very end and then like, like I've, noticed this like a bit like in London became it just became you, you had an impact on people that went beyond it. I know it sounds strange, but it just became because people are familiar with its. I find a lot of time in society. We are afraid of a thing that we do not know and then, when you become familiar with it, you start to see it as being more normal, most sellers, a good example in the UK right. You have moment solid. This muslim soccer play at Liverpool.

Huge and then all of a sudden they said in Liverpool, Islamophobia was dropping a little kids like I wanna be Muslim. Also- and it's just like that's that's what it became so like you see that when you speak to people when I came out from South Africa I've got a film in the end, the my co writer Callin Jones. He said: could you go to my daughter's schoolgirls they'd been tracking the running in South Africa? We went there and they could talk about two things. I thought this is wonderful for me just sitting at the back there, because the teacher could talk about racism when thou some Adele the struggle against apartheid in South Africa. They could also talk about because I was running with my else painted and holdings are rather than talk about being transgender I've done. Some videos are gone viral on that, and they talk about self identifying in the classroom. Younger kids, we just saying one of them- was a divine girl, said a voice, and I thought that was beautiful. They could have about sexuality and they could talk about race.

In the same thing, I do think mountains and wearing high hills for me as being a kind of interesting breakthrough, because also very difficult on your feet, both of China. I tend to take the Hales off. When I run the people tend to give me a bit more or I fair play arrive. You going to do that casino and its is the two things at it again. I did want to be in special forces when I was a kid. This cut this cancer and kind of crazy, but I was planning this Marines or paratroops and NGO essay, as I didn't know, which war they sent me to. So I was kind of slow down on that one. I want to do this creative stuff, so I've tried to do this sort of civilian special forces right. What I've? That's? Why I'm so military and in the way I approach in the way that you look at it. The tour is rolling out to a large number of citys around the world can be doing to multiple language is one thing that I do find in string? Is that as political as you are you're show is never political you show is timeless. It's it's it's about history,

I was about the future. It's about space and it's about it's like one of those complicated shows like the topics that Europe new things, not like, elevators, your things like the space time continuum, but also eventually, very silly, but why do you do that? Why? Why are we not have the political why politics dates it if you're going to get it out of you share, because you, when you do your videos, this is I'm, so I gave you good advice before you take the politics and make it go macro on the bright side. I think something about Trump now then go macro on people who have been like him throughout history. Go that way is then we'll be timeless where they live, and in ten years the guy other sister, All relevant, as opposed to a wee, oh yeah, that guy did thou trumps. We're gonna be run in two areas that I know you

Roy in Iraq. I know not as presently but he's gonna be around well it's. That was my thing. I thought there's one practicality, which is just if you keep its flow in keeping out there like Monty Python. It can be timeless yes, and also I'm too lazy to do, but I want to do I want to do company about politics when I'm in politics that essentially, what I'm gonna be doing, we're not going to say, I believe this the other. Something about that! That's that's like you! So much will be shown to my national tickets for the show any avant garde com areas.

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