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ICYMI - Donald Trump: America's African President

2021-01-16

Donald Trump may not seem like commander-in-chief material to most Americans, but in certain African countries, he fits the bill.

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Six and ten Americans blue Tromp is on qualified to serve as president is not qualified to be pressed unfit to be president unfit to be commander in chief, but avoid register writing that tromp is quote not only unfit to hold office but unfit to stand on the same stage as his report opponents he's unfit for that stage. No that's stages unfit for Trump There's no model does no gold, where the woman and became is and how We even get there. There's no escalates are come on. So the complaints about Trump is that he's on presidential, and it stems from certain statements that he's made when It goes ends is people they're, bringing drugs they bring in crime there rapists and some, I assume, are good people. And you know what they say when you assume you're the best that assuming Trump
I know these comments about immigrants who upsetting to some people, but for me, as an African, it's just something familiar about from that makes me feel at home. The influx of illegal migrants climb unfair business practices drugs. It is also not true, All foreign nationals are involved in criminal activities. There are some, but not all of them. I love a we always like are not so that's not african. Jacob zero sounding a lot like Donald Trump? You see that's like xenophobia with just a dash of diplomacy, which is also the time. Of politicians new book,
So I will see. What's on presidential, about Donald Trump, I mean just another thing: he unnecessarily took heat for autism. Has become an epidemic. The beautiful job went to have the vaccine and came back and a weekly got. A tremendous fever got very. Very sick. Now is autistic. Now was that factual know what was a presidential depends where you come from Gambie and President yeah yeah yeah may says he can Curae using herbs and bananas. He admits you're, always these thanks, but he said quote: mine is not an argument. Mine is approve, its declaration. I can cure aids and I will write letters rights. The President Gambia says you can cure aids with bananas and I can also give concept using
if only I had include all that aids crazy things better safe than sorry. What I'm trying to say is Donald Trump is presidential. It just happens to be running on their own continent in face, in fact, once you once you realize that trumpets, basing the perfect African You start to notice the similarities everywhere, like the level of self regard, I say not in a brig way: I've made be in billions of dollars. I made a tremendous amount of money, I'm really rich. I have a great temperament, they love be anywhere. I have to do this. I ve done an amazing job. I was born with a certain intellect God help me by giving me a certain brain, I bet that's the one time the gods like thorough, need, the praise. Cool ass. You ass you uncle! Now
that extraordinary level of bragging presidential. Well, let's Oscar man who actually was President eighty, I mean former presidents and best President's of Uganda. The pupil next move: hey, I'm better bogged down very powerful, I'm the one who has got the money I have got. There were good brain. I have a very good brain and I know this because every time I ask people if I have a good, bring this of course. Mr President, now please let my family go. You ve already killed my sister. I thank you for your words and just to make sure everyone knew exactly how successful he was idiom mean insisted on always being referred to by his full title, and this is completely true. His excellency president for Life Field Marshal Al Haji, Doktor Eddie, I mean Dagda VC deal
so I M, seem laudable the beasts of the officials of the seas and conquer of the british Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in take your luckily eighty I mean did known any casinos Arafat trumpets, so african presidential he's already at the level of Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe, whose brutality and repressive tactics have kept him in power for thirty five years. My people, I greet breeze, we people everybody loves me. The little man he's very low energy plan is ours is not european, is our land and we have to
didn't. I will take our country back. We believe that we will have so much winning. If I get elected that you may get bored with wedding, I feel like I'm winning right now. It's really great snow that, if anything ever happens to Trump, we have a backup coffee in Africa. I like that, actually now that I think about its from While we have one african leader in particular, we had here check lavish lifestyle check. Fringe, discredited views about President Obama's origins, Martha S with a slow and along came a black citizen of kenyan african origin, a Muslim. His name is Obama. Check out when there's one more thing get off, he put up a tent in the town of
for it about forty miles outside of New York City, the property and Westchester County, where their setting up their tent is owned by none other than Donald Trump get its rights. When Mama Gaddafi came to America, he could have stayed anyway, but only place. He felt truly at home wasn't Donald Trump yard. Now, just by the way our lawyers told us, we have to mention that Trump told Gaddafi to take the tent down, and you see you have to be careful what you say about Donald Trump in public, not unlike an african, events. I understand the trumpets little scare a little exotic for some little out of America's comfort zone, but this great countries capable of bold leaps, It took one in two thousand and eight when it elected its first black president. Now in twenty sixteen, I say it's time to be bold once more and elects America's
first african president's eye when that happens, when a true Africans. Only enters the oval office. The people of Africa will erupt into sums of praise. Why, in the cool? Don't civil one last thing never worked this pipeline the mexican rapists. We don't have a word for mexican rapers daily. No, the criminal, here's a dish wants unavailing show reignited, spent eleven, ten central and Tommy Central and calmly several watch full episodes. Videos at the daily showed I was on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and subscribe to the daily show on Youtube or Exclusive caused him. While I Have your ear: this is something exciting folks across Pennsylvania, our scratching, the way to all kinds of one thanks to pay a lottery scratch off with new games every month. Big tall prizes in even second chances
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