You listening to Carmody Central Let's talk about commencement addresses that time of the year when everyone puts on address and told about the future of the planet for much of America. This, was graduation weekend and so and celebrities and politicians decided to hold their versions of a virtual commencement speech, and the commencement speaker everyone was talking about is by Iraq Mama forty four presidents of the United States and worlds slowest Kenyan, although his address turned out to be less of a graduation speech and more the world's loudest some tweets justice. You ve been looking forward to problems and senior nights. Graduation ceremonies and what, is that all bunch of parties, the world is turn upside down by we'll Pandemic

spend emigrants fully? Finally, turn back the curtain on the idea that so many the folks in charge know what they're doing A lot of them are even pretending to be in charge doing what feels good ones can and what's easy at some all kids. Thank Unfortunately, a lot of so called grownups, including some with fancy, titles and important jobs, still think that way, but why things are so screwed up. You know it's funny how Obama hides his insults. But he doesn't want to get in trouble with Michel, foregoing low now I agree with Michel that we're gonna go high, so I won't say anything. About your mom? I will, however, point out that the person gave birth to has reached proportions, backup similarly obscure large bodies of life as crazy. How Obama never even had to mention trump by name like that's how you know you screwed up when someone could just say

people have no idea what they're doing in IRAN is like oil s, tromp right, that's trump, even troubles that guides me to only me, but a subtle is, criticism, may have been an apparently settled Five alarm outrage fire over at Fox NEWS. Its domestic support motivational positive it supposed to be about. Graduates. This was not the time for what he's doing and by the way the Broncho bomb is not all that are too. When you resolve a teleprompter incoming, inspiring or off of a speech, but when he's impromptu, the arms and the OZ, it's like it's impossible to listen to its very bad. For next president crisis to criticise kind of sitting, President Ministration is so unseemly for former president to take the a virtual comment the ceremony for a series of historically black colleges and universities and turn it in the political drive by shooting? Yes,

what Obama did there was a political drive by shooting pay really croup walked all over America's norms. I mean this was not the time for a rap battle, because this is done. Trumps movie and Obama is talking loudly during it. What a black day in american history look denying that Obama went out of his way to this Trump in speech. But genuinely find binding hilarious. The Fox NEWS, Fox NEWS, is going to say all day being offended about how a form president, doesn't have the quorum when the current president literally erected a pandemic briefing to remove everybody: how him bone models, and I'm not say literally, like everyone says, literally unloosen, using literally nitre. Now, Obama wasn't the only politician who gave a commencement addressed this weekend. Nebraska senator then says gave an address of his own and guys so Tells me he's not handling quarantine. Well, congratulations! Graduates as a big moment, not I'm good running high school, but I make

the journey down the stairs from your bedroom to the living room and putting on something slightly more formal than swipe pants. Congratulations: parents, teachers and coaches, but there's really any meaningful distinction among those categories anymore. This point, if you're a parent teacher thanks a lot China world teachers. Now I know I'm not supposed to say this, but you're not miss out on that. Much because, honestly, nobody- and by nobody I mean nobody- remembers- anything about their high school graduation thanks a lot I spend a lot of our lives, trying to forget as much about icicles we possibly can and in fact there are a whole bunch of people who make a whole bunch of money by June. Trying to help other people forget high school. There called psychologists, you know Anyone can deliver speech that inspires people, but it takes a real leader, lemme commencement speech that makes you wish you had booked and crews, and if this is his commencement speech I've, to hear his version of a birthday song this

be your last one desk your last one status. The way you might not make so this weekend. Everyone from President Obama, to Senator III or in Nebraska release their commencement addresses. But the biggest news May Kabul saved his commencement address what today- and I am talking, of course, about covert nineteen So in conclusion, class of twenty twenty. Let me leave with the three lessons that changed my life. Firstly, Let the haters fuel your brain, and I was just start now giant active, I didn't exist. Britain's primary Treating me like a joke and the: U S, pray I said I was just another flu. State of losing hope I remember what I learned from Taylor Swift and I shook it off. I kept grinding thanks to the haters I've tried the world and that also celebrities, even made it to the White House, the second five

to do so right out. See the Miller. Secondly, remember that you don't get anywhere alone. I could have ended up like so many other diseases murders Sars cooties, but I got to where I am to the angels dismiss science, the protein sisters who insisted on not wearing masks and everyone who couldn't go three weeks without getting a haircut. You guys my heroes and finally embrace the set when I say in places like South Korea, New Zealand, because they had a plan, a lot of people. I had my best days or behind and yeah I miss bond, but I knew that, if from the countries with a right leadership. For me, I might get a second chance students when people try to flattened you're curve. Joe keep climbing and remember people the bleeding you you just

You believe in yourself in the sky is the limit, but not too high, because you ve light is bad for me, Congrats class, with twenty twenty Rock on you guys, are on Fleek. I will see out there. How was something let's talk about face mosques, they're, keeping us healthy and not pretend we're all the shredder I'll get you ninja turtles. Most people have gotten the message, but even simple mosques can slow the spread of kroner virus. In fact, in the U S, a nice sixty nine sense of Americans are saying they now where mosques, when they leave the house, but now this some new research that confirms just how effective the mosque can actually be in one of the best ways to protect yourself and others from getting covered. Nineteen is to wear a mask. A new study out of Hong Kong shows grown up,

Transmission rates drop by seventy five percent. When surgical basques are used, researchers used hamsters Basques draped over the cages of infected hamsters dropped infection to seventeen percent hamsters, who still got infected despite having a mask barrier at less of the virus in their bodies compared to hamsters without masks. Yeah according to the I opening and frankly, adorable study mosques drop transmission rates of the corona virus by seventy five percent, and while this is a great study for public health, I think it's a huge missed opportunity for those scientists. I mean. Why would you drape mosques over the cage when you could have put tiny, must the house rose, I mean that is Instagram gold in over a bunch of biologists.

There's no know shit about going viral. My right! No one see it so clearly wearing mosques is important, but that doesn't mean that its easy, I'm you for one, and unless you plan but shunning, all your meals, it really makes it impossible to eat or drink until now, as healthy visuals or asking the public to wear face mass group of friends in Texas, just developed, a mass that makes it easy to bring through curdle, had an epiphany when she had to take off her mask to take a super water. That's when she came up with the idea for shut your mouth, the masks include a front zipper that allows people to more easily get a drink while they're out in public. The latest luck and protective face masts. Have people saying answering to that? That's because it comes. A whole for a straw and israeli man created a protective face cover the loves you to eat food without removing your mask. He just squeeze a lever which opens up.

For your mouth, so you can eat without removing the mass. What a great invention. Now we can all have lunch and lightness. I mean nothing gets my appetite going legs My friends as ventriloquist dummies, Ma Ma am I don't know why we needed that one with the zipper like that already exists like three of those and my cousin right now yeah, it's just lost. He only like doing the garden and then you want to say something be done Ten minutes, my even though most Americans are wearing mosques, many still refuse yet and confrontation. Between Moscow and Anti Moscow's have been go Viral and the latest one, maybe the best. Yet you see a LAS Vegas Patriots, try to shame a Who are you who told him that he needs to wear mosque in the store and things did not actually go the way he expected a classical employee.

Las Vegas is being praise for standing his ground and deny a customer who refuse to put on a mask, but everyone I worked for Kafka asking this member to put on a mass, because that is our company policy, see there where the mass and I'm not doing so will grow up in a free country after so you're gonna think this car for me have a foolish stop no longer and our need to leave. Thank you. I'm flattered on I'll, give you my card. Israel take for card awake you! The Euro area, is often almost farragos because I'm not of sheep. That costs going. He was not messing around. He was straight up, like sir if you don't put on a mask, I'm gonna have to hand you a free.

Ample of your own ass, and I truly don't understand this. This man was just being asked to wear a mosque while he's in the store. That's not asking luck. I mean you know what I would do for both quantity of toilet paper right now. Do you know who I killed? I mean who I would kill, and you know these videos really give you a sense of how differently black and white people view struggle black people. Turning on their cameras when they think they're about to get shot where people are turning on their cameras to show the oppression of Kafka stall policies, a wooden leg, you take a tool like. Even if you don't care about getting corona is not about you because your decision might affect other people is the same way. You could say I'm not a sheep, I'm afraid I don't want a car with breaks yeah, but the We must know what your free asked flying through our windshields. Not look. I do think this should be enough. Solution to our mosque debate other than viral shaming. Like isn't something else we can. Instead of covering our faces a luckily LEO Dublin, has the odds

We need. Do you wanna go outside what hate, where our faith mass to put all they get all have been your eyes and your breath feels like would now you gotta work. About covering your face because LEO was only case producing the NEO, Dublin Durham, blaster strap these succour to you here, everybody's gettin, a germ blown back in their face. This work for all airports, illnesses such as kimono and even got a real go back to where you came from me. Whom I see what LEO, they have the Koran. How do I stop larger infringes and other people would guess what

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in theatres and on demand. Now John Stewart is back and he's you, the comedy events of this summer irresistible the story of a democratic political consultants who helps a retired marine, Colonel run for mayor in a small Wisconsin town Watch, Steve Corral and rose burn face. In a local election that garners national attention. John Stewart Irresistible is in theatres, and on demand. Now. A lot of good things have come out about the hydroxy, a lot of good things have come. I happened to be taken actually Jenkins Hydroxyl when right now a couple of weeks, started jacket it. The president said he Taking the drug as a preventative, not because he has tested is it over, has any symptoms. Can you explain so, though you? What is the evidence that it has a preventative? We are you ready his way evidence I get a lot of positive calls about it- and I say: hey

you have to lose ok what have to lose? No, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No, please! Syria's trump has been experimenting with Hydroxyl for a queen. The same drug, the FDA said, No one should be taking full corona virus outside of Osman, let drug where they were like. Look where we don't know, just don't try it he's trinkets and guys, I'm lookin alignment. I feel so bad for discuss secret service because you have to admit they have had more on their plate with Trump than with any other president ever before. Can you imagine a day in the secret services life keeping my pale I'm sure, there's no threats. Everything looks clear where all good, Mr President, why do you eat one of learning about? Mr President openly about to say, Mr President, say at this point? What unhealthy thing isn't trump doing he taking hydrochloric queen

fast food every single day, and yet he is still alive. I wouldn't be surprised if one day we discover an ancient cave painting and right in the middle of all the other caveman we find Trump fake news. I never touched a dinosaur now, as with anything Trump says. No one knows, if he's actually telling the truth about taking hydroxyl poor queen, but we don't know, maybe he's just distracting people from the inspector general story or from all the cruel of our. Debts or from the fact that his most trusted adviser is actually one of the south korean sock, adult we'll, never know what, if it is true, it's concerning, because hydrochloric queen at best is unproven as a treatment for corn of ours.

Worst at worst. It could make you more likely to have a heart attack so trumpets either taking a dangerous, ineffective drug or he's lying about doing it just for the lulls either way people are worried. People, including Nancy Pelosi, speak of the house and wills most famous cat clock. In fact, she went on CNN last night to voice her serious concerns about the President's playing doktor on himself. As far at present is concerned, the are preserved president, and I would rather, he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his shall we say: wait group had that what is more, Leah, we state say

no man see morbidly obese, who that is definitely shots fired, and you know it's weird is that policy started to say diplomatically and then looked like you gave up in the middle, especially in the president's. Shall we say wait. Group he's too fat to live. If you will- and I know Trump is gonna- be mad about this the people who are really gonna have a hard time with this all the White House staff, as we have to explain to trump why Nancy would call him morbidly obese when he The only way is torn ten pounds. I mean that's the number the bottom scale has had for years

and look man, there's no denying the trump isn't exactly in shape. But this comment is opened up a can of worms like the whole incident. The whole internet was laughing at him. President plump was trending on Twitter the whole day, but the truth is the truth. Is my friends that marking the president's waits also makes a lot of people who on Trump feel like shit to so? Please just remember trumps, not an asshole because of what goes into his mouth he's an ass because of what comes out of basically think of it. This way, if you wait, shame one person, you wait, shame everyone and, like I know, I also have to keep that in mind. The next time I make fun of Eric Trump, because there's a lot of good people

Out there who look like vampires in the desert block their numbers, and I need to be more sensitive to that. I'm going to work on that, but anyway, that's Nancy Pelosi as a Democrat, Trolling Donald Trump is her constitutional duty. What's more surprising, is that Trump's Self medication regimen also raise the lambs from some of biggest friends on Fox news. Why would the present be taking hydrochloric one? I don't know Your guess is as good as mine. I found it to be highly irresponsible for the president to have come out and make that statement. There is no reason to listen to people who have no medical knowledge whatsoever pontificate about if its useful, just listen, you're, Doc, if you are in a risky population here and you are making this as a preventative. Treatment and to ward off the virus, or in a worst case scenario dealing with the virus and you in these vulnerable population. It will kill you. I cannot stress enough. This will kill

so again whatever advantages of residence as this has. This is a leap that that should not be taken casually by those watching home or zooming. Whether presided states says it's, ok dad this. This is surreal Fox NEWS condemning Donald Trump. I mean this is like doing something so bad that your own dog takes off its colleges walks away in disgust man. Someone needs to rescue you, but this is what has come to Fox NEWS telling its new is that if you listen to the president, you might die I mean Trump is basically turned the presidency into an episode of jackass we're gonna, throw that warning up before every press conference and hearing that from his favorite tv channel clearly affected Trump, because last night he tweeted Fox NEWS

No longer the shame, you have more anti trust people by far than ever before, looking for a new outlets and if tromp actually goes through with this threat and stops watching Fox, it would be the big break up since no Elon, musk and reality for people who don't want to see this beautiful relationship and the Good NEWS is Fox NEWS is trying hard to win the president back if you were, and about but sometimes pushing back on. Your administration has been worrynomore introducing a bold Fox NEWS line up for that president room. Sixty nine start your morning with editing president has been right. We right in promoting and a new day begins with reality. New York would be dead without Donald Trump cell period, get in your work with Germany's, our every pm should supervise five minutes. We ve got

George, you all the talk about IRAN, a virus being so much more deadly doesn't ring. Reality Buddhist to show european tricked out at all move, storing five Johnny, just a few short words president from is winning six p m to six m shown bags. Firstly, a guess: who's, not gonna, get it Even the New York toilet Paper times figured out that that dirty dossier that its news Lou Reality O Bertram we like and can use a little more Hannity teaches, though the people who educators guide us and force us to mutilate the bodies of innocent frogs and while teachers have always have a difficult job. Corona virus has made things harder than ever the challenges of remote learning, taking their toll on teachers, teachers have you ever known

being asked to do things that they ve never done in their professional careers before converting their house into virtual learning centres from Google docs to video chat, who is going down a ragged whole love of learning had a clear lessons. Howdah. But these lessons are learned. It's a whole different ball. Keeping these. Using gauged when you can actually see her face. It's very, very challenging. I think for educating is because it's difficult to tell if students are really paying attention, we can only get the kids attention span. Thirty to forty five minutes after forty five minutes, their kindness fighting and looking to do something else. You now watch Youtube. Something man, that's socks measure pouring your heart into something, and people are looking at their phones in the middle of it. Like when you guys are doing right now. Yes, you you look at your phone during the show breaks my heart, although considering that huh. Economy is now Youtube based in such a bad thing. If these kids,

Goin to Youtube and school I mean I can show you plenty of Youtube millionaires, but I can't find many knows what time, Trains pass each other millionaires, maybe have kids just wanna watch Youtube, then teaches should just me lessons more Youtube: IE, like turn them into make up tutorials or something ok class, so I'm gonna just put little foundation here Just like the colonists said, Roanoke established a foundation in the American and really, I must show different than what happens during regular school green. When students are sitting right in front of you their problem, thinking of Youtube videos. Anyway, war of twelve was fought between the United States and the United Kingdom. From view, but he's what's amazing about teaches not Why are not giving up, but many of them are actually stepping up their game to help meet me new challenges.

To my hands. Some man me is Andrew. Anderson doesn't normally dressed up in a line costume and stand in front of a green screen, but very little is normal. These days a map teacher and wrongs hater school Splicing up is online lessons with impersonations. They couldn't high school teacher, is taking her lesson plans to where students Tik Tok, starting with its basic equations, adding a little music. An eighth grade teacher is proving I'll do anything to support his students. Richard Fisher promises to new one crazy a week if his students complete all their assignments. So far, he kissed a pig and he's even eaten some bugs wow. This teacher turn school into an episode of fair factor just to get his students to do their homework, which is incredible, but I'm worried,

this setting unrealistic expectations for when these students joined the workforce. Gregg, I'm gonna need that inventory report by two our morning will then I'm gonna need you to eat this crayon batch so teachers are doing the best they can using video chat, but good educators know that some things just can't be transmitted through a screen when the camorra virus put Breaks on the school year Back TAT Nagel came up with an idea. He hopped scientists, bike and pops in butter or pop quiz air for your fire pop examples to ease Patrick Moroccan. We found teaching health and physical inside legal road public school. These days we found take into his by can visiting students in front of their houses for a social distance Dance Party, the senior class it wily, high and taxes can't go to school, but Principle Verde Montgomery quickly, realized he could go to their Montgomery hit. Road in over twelve days, visited every senior six hundred, twelve of them from six feet away. He gave each a kid

bar telling them one day? Will look back at this and snicker deliver that joke nearly six hundred times, though it's pretty line man. This is the most heartwarming story, I've was seen about a grown man, handing candy out under age children and its great that these educators on making the effort to go door to door verse Halloween their students. At the same time, it's gonna be kind of shocking for these kids because it's so jarring. When you run into your teachers outside of school, Mr Donaldson what're you doing at the mall, well in hand? Where's your blood board, like a secret life, but look if we didn't know it already its clear now that Teachers are some of the most hard working and appreciate of people in our communities, and I for one thing: they could use a break now in normal times If a teacher needs a day off the school brings in a substitute, but what happens?

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Should we be doing something right now the issue and, of course, the acting too young for her age substitute nice wine at back definitely put an automatic Nay, guys aren't supposed to follow teachers, but I won't tell you don't all of our Serbs are available and ready to zoom at a moment's notice. Institute before we go. The covert pandemic has taken a serious toll on many people's mental health and he and the United States the disaster distress help line is trying to address this crisis. They got councillors who are trained to meet the mental health needs of this unique situation, and if you are able to and you'd like to help, then please don't each one of you can know. Amounts is too small, and if you'd like to support New York is in crisis, then you can donates too

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