You listening to Carmody Central. The trauma administration is currently celebrating a corona by those relief bill that would send most Americans over one thousand dollars in cash, which is an idea that sounds necessary and strangely Andrew, what you're the republican story idea. I, it's not my idea and I'm thrilled at that, their doing it, but do this is your idea literally, one idea, you're running on this one thing, and then they stole it. No, they are not going to do it in perpetuity. That would be my idea. They put it in. Ways where we get in every month forever.

And I would be up there now hope, just clapping ensure leading because all of this stuff's were very overdue ramblings they started and we will not. Let you be. I allow people called you crazy, it's it's a car. Deluded cockamamie idea. It's this move towards socialism. It's all understand. You're gonna lose your job you're not going to have any so we're gonna give you a big hand out. I mean I don't know that that's gonna be inspiring to a lot of Americans. Do think Americans does need to be pushed to the brink of death and economic collapse, to realize that hey, maybe giving people a thousand dollars is a bad idea. On my campaign. I was talking about how more and more of us we're going to get sent home because technology Gee artificial intelligence robots are going to do more and more of our jobs, and now we all been sent home and you see. That is obvious that we have no way to help people survive this crisis

but upon money directly in our hands. Ok, but how much do you believe that this current virus is caused by? This is the first step in their global domination I have nothing to do with a colonel virus. Does a coincidence disappoint those out now we depend on computers more than ever, I'm talking to you on a computer. I'm also look at porn on a computer at the same time, because computers are great now you can multitask computers are definitely try. Forming our way of life and work big and small, but is vital. This is a totally different phenomenon, so Andrew I did you know that was multi tasking. So how do I stop this? ministration from king this idea up? We tell Does the Cuban resemble as possible money in our hands? Rigour I was who we are every month until

Crisis is over and then after the crisis over just keep going. Just so you know what who knows could be another crisis around the corner. Do you think we should add an extra five hundred dollars? all Asians as a racial profiling rebate. You know just each of us gets maybe then mode a few bucks. Every time a politician uses the term chinese virus I do not think so. I think we should treat everyone the same Ronnie by catch this. Let's talk about in the chat after this. I guess it s now wondering is when you look at what is happening on the do, you think is truly. I wish we I did before Ronnie, but it's not were too late to do the right thing. We need to start doing the right thing for people. What no, I meant, is it too late for you to get back in the race to level president as an independent we need the fee, Donald Trump and therefore on delegated, to doing that,

helping the Democrats win in the fall. Ok got it so we solve corona virus first and then, Andrew Yang as independent for president, the United States got it. None. It's not right we take care of our people, we get money into our hands and we get Donald. Down there in the fall, whatever you say, President Yang legs Ronnie, not at all what I said but stay home, I'm sorry, I can't hear you got close. This window while we ve been going through this court crisis in America. The Danish was running, training has been stuck in Australia very, is running, share. What's observer man so good to see You did what's goin on and again I was actually visiting Australia when all this

and down Gimme the Pact PET Kuala Bare and all this stuff. The happenings I'm stuck hotel room right now and I spent light two thousand dollars on many Martinez, damn. That's you gotta be careful down them and a lot of corona cases down their guides, increasing just like it Yeah but don't worry, I've been tested, you mean like our evening says you ve been tested tested there. I got test before the corona yeah yeah, I just content of you being serious, or did you really get tested yoga? Does that all ok like just just because you like, because like you're on tv or just the dishes, testing people? I think that just a match the symptoms, because I had call, and I just came in from America and everything they tell me. They gave me a perhaps near to give me a pregnancy tears. I had the whole everyday I did. Every examine could establish while archival

sounds are necessary and why you did the pregnancy test all, but you you ll, be glad to know that no pregnant by the way, Now, that's obvious you and I'm a little round whatever the taps. Neo tears, I'm not that I don't think it's testing for a thing to be, I think, Well, look anyway, anyway, I'm going to be healthy, appointed sample of agreeing a year, and the point is that it's really easy to get tested in Australia much easier than it is in America wants seconds possible to get to test out here, yeah, I'm here restored again. I haven't been in America for like four weeks now, but if it makes you feel you better. The corona test doesn't feel great. Ok you in it. They stick that swab weigh up your nose. It touches the back of your back of your nasal passage. It's like an angel probe on your nose. Man's is not a good way to those like stick the thing up, your nose

and then they always do like that, like the digging your nose for you yeah, but not it feels like it feels like someone's trying to scratch your brain tab that's sucks one. I'm sorry man, I'm sorry that you have to get the test. I am also sorry that now you stuck in a hotel social distancing, Thou must begbie double pain. Now violent. I love social. This this is my job. I love this up. I don't watch tv all day I want to wake up whenever I want all you have to weapons. No one has right now, it's this even one all the people who love you, you don't get to see them, but not those who go to work by the way. People who love ya know what they are getting and kissing and rubbing his every form of affection is Corona bar. No thanks. Well. Ok. So if it was up to you, you just be into acting over like video calls and stuff that were there will be your life. Absolutely I went

The thing is over. I hope this is the only way we interact. I mean I know this, my breath, you know I don't have to I don't like being contact with your bodily fluids and if I get bored I can just pretend Problems of the wifi love I mean that's one way to look at it, but then like what about like work and hanging out with your friends knew you wasted. You loved him. Having lunch with me every day I mean that's already trouble, I'm sorry the Wifi in Australia that you really really bad. So I I can't hear you anymore. Other start. You wait a minute, salient! Ok, but less about life. Before cooling Jean, I miss sports and business going to a bar in just one. In a gay yeah, yeah yeah. I me I'll for me personally. I don't miss sports, but I dismissed the normal things just hanging out with friends. Do you know what as the most eating anything outside my

Oh my god. Yes is going to a restaurant, unlike holding a menu, definitely misery Trans am excuse us to go to the bathroom and then crawling up. Feel and then just living in the air, that for three days best so snug, you know what I really miss. Assisting new things going new places, travelling, packing, suitcase, strap and a weapon. Your leg and just go on. Thirteen essay check point just to get that thrill when they don't find going outside and just seeing a dog and then thinking if I was a dog when I find their dogs sexy and with a dog for me sexy beyond the wanted, a or Saturday's which your friend you bring a big POW, hailed old fashioned hands ass were only rule, is first one who drops

well. I wouldn't listen thrown out of old navy. Is going to the zoo in telling the seals that I'm disappointing in. Painting rocks people on the subway and just whispering one day. You will know what this means I miss going to the beach and just breathing in that fresh, salty air and strapping a cinder block to myself and then just walking straight. The ocean dressing up like a low in Times square and whispering in two kids ears that God isn't real or going to the zoo, in telling the seals that I am disappointed, and then I said that already Miss going to the Dan Vienna diaper dressing up like a big baby. Going back pay me means a driver's license. You know what I mean. I'm is gradually displacing the household staff. The wealthy green family, in killing the debt and living in the basement Let me pick out

Finally, I am going to the movies Ronnie what the fuck, what the you, some kind of free think I gotta, I gotta a lot of I or something I don't guys not I'll go now. His we're now guys like that Oh no! No, I can be weird, I don't. I don't just go to the movies. I I also take a dumping popcorn and eat it guys guys Daily show the terminal: here's a dish wants unavailing, shall we nights patent, leather, ten, central one, Tommy, central and calmly, several watch full episodes. Videos at the daily showed I was on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and subscribe to the daily show on Youtube or exclusive caused in him.

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