You listening to Carmody Central January, sixty two thousand and one from probably Federals world news headquarters in New York. This is the daily show, with revenue years from now on, our guests tonight, stars in one of the funniest, shows ever created Carpio enthusiasm coming back for its tenth season on HBO.

Julie S, men is joining us. Everybody also onto my show, router Giuliani is body has turned into a snitch Michael Cashman, roar with Junior decide if O Dell Becum Julia is going to jail, and the Pope says less talk about sex bay So, let's catch up on today's headlines, let's kick things off with a major story causing a storm in the Vatican. For the past seven years, Pope Frances has been shaking up the catholic church as we know it, but now the old Pope has stepped in

enough is enough. Controversy is swirling at the Vatican as to Pope's, one retired, and one raining appear at odds and our former Pope Benedict is weighing on shelves this morning. The much anticipated and already wildly controversial new book from the depths of our hearts. The book which is written in part by Pope Benedict the sixteenth defence that churches practices celibacy among creeks, but it comes at the same time Benedict Successor, Pope Francis is considering whether some older married can be ordained in very remote areas, like Amazon Benedict argued for the necessity of celibacy writing serving the Lord requires. The total gift the man I see what's happening here. The new Pope wants to change the rules, so priests can have sex, but the old Pope wants the rules to stay the same, and I get that I mean if I

forced to be aversion for ninety two years. I would also be out there like guys come on we're gray, but I'm sorry old Pope you don't make the rules anymore, because you quit, you could just come back and try and change things up. Obi like coming back to visit a house that you sold like all interesting curtain: choice you sure you want to put the couch, never be like. How did you get in here? I took a spare k. I will say what's really strange about this- is that both of these men supposedly talk directly to God right, there's an old thing of the Pope, but beginning different messages. It's almost got is playing a prank on one of them. You know like one prison

You have to go like weight. Are we not supposed to have such a girl like none, I'm just messing about our horny he's getting, but either way at some point. These too are always going to clash because the different people I'd Francis and Benedict very different pokes. I mean just watch just watch how Pope Benedict reacted right when Shortlist acrobatic answers performed for him. We back and twenty ten praise where praise like Emperor property, children. They'll show this is the real dockside now check up a new pope.

This guy We must move on to Boeing Boeing, the aerospace company responsible for half the planes in the sky and half the planes that are not in the sky. Now for months, the company has insisted that they did everything they could to ensure the safety of their plates but basis emails that excuse is crashing to the ground. We are getting a look at some shocking internal emails from Boeing, suggesting employees knew about problems with the seven thirty seven max before too,

Billy crashes. Boeing has now released more than one hundred pages of emails as part of a fair and congressional investigations. In twenty seventeen, just as the planes were taken to the skies worldwide, a Boeing Employ sent this message to a colleague. This airplane is designed by clouds who, in turn, are supervised by monkeys. One test pilot I'll be shocked if the FDA approves this turd, our north Boeing, good engineers, but they do have some pretty good joke rights is that we should hear them for the next comedy central roast, maybe like South Rogan is here the only thing that smokes when a Boeing and Jan and is by the way, by the way, while Boeing employees trying to drag clowns and monkeys into this. First of all, clowns are good at what they do is not their fault that your plane sucks. In fact, airplane makers could use a clown on the design team. Have you seen how many people we can put in their cause? Imagine what they could do

with the overhead bins. Imagine- and you don't really pissed me off about these revelations- is remember when one of the plains went down, Boeing tried to blame the ethiopian pilots. Remember that the plane went down there were like well. Where was the crash? Africa will there's your problem right there they made. It seem like the african plane crashed, because the co pilot was a chicken and yes, sometimes, a co pilot is a chicken in Africa, but that's not why they crash, chicken knows what he's doing so is sitting there telling the passengers, but please don't encouraged me and finally, some exciting news from the music world modify the popular music streaming services now offering playlists for lonely dogs. The company launched several playlist created a special.

For pets aimed at soothing them all their left home alone. There is also a new podcast called my dogs, favorite pot gas. Is intended to provide comfort through reassuring human voices. Relax music and ambient sounds a podcast and a music streaming service for dogs. No, no guys left dogs be dogs. I don't want to be. Come you come here and then the dogs is that China, but at least they doing it the right way, because if you are gonna play music for dogs, you do need to have, you do need to have a specific playlist. You don't pay the wrong song. I can you imagine if a dog his dear max there is it over excited, dimensional black women dogs at me, like I'm right here am I here we go to the project, although this is a bad idea for

We want especially musicians, nothing about the musicians. Imagine you're trying to be a rock star and no wonder you're looking at your Spotify and you like, damn I'm blowing up all of a sudden, so you go on a big tour and you get on stage and that's when you find out all your fans are dogs That's gonna break your heart, you and we try to be cool. Signing autographs you wanna hook up with groupies, but you can't just dogs Now you just there like all right. I guess I mean seat that Labour doodle enrolled to us a comeback stage. I let me get the peanut butter That's for the headlines! This move on top story impeachment. It's like cancelling you're outta, but for a president, and even with the Senate trial now just days away, things are still heating up. So, let's catch up on the big developments in another,

storm and of the magical, wonderful road to impeachment arresting salt trumps. Impeachment trial is set to begin next week and, as with any impeachment trial, the Senate will serve as the jury. So this afternoon, all the senators was sworn in by Supreme Court chief justice. John Rubs, and then they signed their names one by one in what is known as the oath book was really solemn moment and also the four time ever that anyone's of Aspartame cruises autograph. Now the one big question hanging over this trial has been republican sentences allow new witnesses to testify, will apparently some of those witnesses on waiting to find out that is showing up on tv and the conversation I want something about right. Now is Rachel Meadows Interview with live partners and associate of really Julia.

And a man with seven different hairstyles all at once now on us is important because, unlike some previous witnesses, who only heard about what was going on, he claims that he was working closely with Moody Giuliani to get on the violence so that those other people smelled the borscht. He actually made it and now he's telling all of America how it went down present trump knew exactly what was going on she was aware of all my movements I wouldn't do anything without their consent, the ruler Giuliani or the president. Are you thanks? Specifically? I want a sort of draw down on that that the President is aware that you and Mr Giuliani were working on this effort in Ukraine to basically try to hurt Joe Biden political career. He was it is about that was absorbed, but Joe Biden onto Biden. It was never about

corruption there was narrow strictly about the charisma which included onto by an engine by tat. Those are some pretty big accusations, because you understand live policy, saying that present Trump knew about everything that was going on in Ukraine and that none of it was really about. In corruption, that's a big deal coming from Rudy Julianne his right hand, man this would be like if Luigi went on Rachel Matter like model,

doesn't care about the princess. He just love to merit. That tat tells you want to kill that he's a very sick, a man over you now have a white house. The White House has responded to this interview. Saint upon us is alive. They say he's only saying this because he's been indicted for campaign finance fraud and so now he's trying to get the lighter sentence like Ukrainians, Akashi, six, nine and Trump has gone one step further, saying that he doesn't even know what a live partners is much less than he gave him instructions to get down on your by them to which partners is now responding, picks it did happen. Prison nodded stayed said. He didn't know you. I dont, know those gentlemen hours possible have a picture them, because I have a picture with everybody. I dont know them. I work to say that even more everytime you

as our strong. Another picture is, as you know, the game is real. When someone is threatening to open their camera role, you know when your friend of that, as an argument to drop these, you could I'll drop them to everyone. We both know what happened at that sandals result: I hope, when policy does released the pictures they just go steadily more incriminating, we'll be fine. If I like at first they just that a party together now the next picture, they write

to get on space mountain eventually, like all picture little just end up with nudes. You know that for us trouble we like that doesn't mean anything. I take no drew their very. Why so many, and so this is the latest twist and the Ukraine impeachment scandal. Giuliani former bf live upon us as everyone in Trump World was involved. The president, my pants and even attorney general by so many people are involved. They can ever take a party bus to the trial, although my hence doesn't do alcohols we'll just be sipping on seltzer in this water is so spicy and to make matters worse to make matters worse. Today, a non partisan government agency declared the Trump withholding military aid from Ukraine was illegal. The thing he actually did. You say it was illegal lot. Maybe they'll, not illegal fish, illegal

and I mean that's black and white and trust me on black and white. So that's my area of actually. I know what this is like, so that's why things stand right now witnesses are talking, the government itself says Trump broke the law, and I can well imagine that It must be really really extremely worried right now. I'm also approving new dishwashers that give you more water, so you can actually wash rich issues without having to do at tat time. Nine You gotta be beautiful. I'm talking about dishwashers, sinks, toilets light bulbs. We won't talk about toilets, but you know that you ever go to the forced return on the force to wash your hands. You gotta get the thing, flip zoning wool and done, but how about that?

our goal and your shower and eyes Beautiful head of hair, I need a lot of I knew it he's terrified. The right back. The daily show news, isn't the only thing in the news is also sports. So, let's check in on the world of sport with another addition of I apologize patrol while you were talking Michael Gaza, is Roy, would join that's we're here to talk about sports and so America that black people and dump people can get along the way.

Are you saying that on black, because that's also men cuts monogamy sum up faster? What a crazy weak for sports Ellis? You got polish football governance Sunday. We know who may be maiden in a simple and, most importantly, pick up basketball team, one, the big game. Last now Roy Roy. You are plan. Fifth graters Roy a wind is the way I will let let's, but let's start with that. He's news of the day. Odell Becum Junior known for making spectacular grabs, made another spectacular We're getting some breaking news now and more fall out from Odell Becum juniors championships. Britain with his alma mater Ella issue. So now we're learning an arrest warrant has been issued for o b J reports indicate a judge sign the warrant this morning after seeing this video from inside the Louisiana State Locker room on Monday night, the video shows a security guard questioning a player on the team and behind them.

Officer back appears to slap the guards backside. You see right there, the arrest warrant is for a charge of simple battery. Odell Becum Junior slapped that, but who goes back to college, to get in trouble. Ok, you're supposed to do that. Well for newly that's like on back to your parents hours and then you get grounded you too old for that. Ok, ok, that's one way of looking at it, but let's be fair, costume, Odell Parties, a lot project that was one them scribble cuts to me. A slap on the ass is harmless. It's a harmless happen ass! That's how you communicate and sports is like a good job. Our boy, you never slept my ass every one of these, I would have you did a good job. Speaking to asses eyed, the Houston ass throws when the two thousand seventeen world Series, but now we are finding out there trouble there on the major league bombshell to Houston, Astro, severely punished tonight, cheating the Houston Astro stole pitching

sides during their historic season M L B, says the ash rose, used a camera in centre field to decode, pitching science from opposing teams. The information was then relate to the dugout, sometimes be a text message on a smart watch and then passed along too hitters by banging on a trash cans. Ass heard here with the audio re disastrous face a record five million dollar fine in loose several top drawer. Over the next two years, although the asteroids cheated their way to a championship, and there are only find five million dollars, that's nothing for based Baltic five million dollars. That's like four stadium, hot dogs, not Michael! You know what I blame. Estralla opponents making signs harder to steal catches for using the same low sides between across four years. If you want to confusion,

you got a mumble rat. Do you pigeon polluted to learn a little, but I know a little about what I do. I didn't understand a word of that and I'm black are I well, let's not as an international sports news. The Olympics are six months away, but there are already making headlines wrote. This summer's Olympic Games and Tokyo will be the first to prohibit political protests by wait, the International Olympic Committee issued guidelines forbidding athletes from any gesture of a political nature, including kneeling political scene. Fines and armed bands are also banned. The icy says it's trying to foster respect this. This is the dumbest thing ever come on. You can ban protest as already via that's why that brought us now that yet

Let people do it is not the same thing like if you let someone kidnap you they're, not a kidnapper they're. Just your Ober driver heed our my gaze, we're black. You are not like yours, I don't want you w plus banning something only makes people want to do it more humane. Summed it makes me wonder then, like Mamma Mamma told me, I couldn't get a tattoo, so I gotta traps that this Criss crossed the other Mama was right there. She was right. Let me say that the Treaty of Lisbon, the that's how you say you do a good job, that those words people going back. Are you sure everybody, Michael Crossroad, you'd everybody.

My guess is a comedian, an actor who stars in be hit. Hbo series, Crowborough, enthusiasm, see. That's me: I couldn't find a clip without the word. You know they couldn't find a clip without using yes exactly I will say I think you are truly one of the cornerstones of that word. I think so too it's a gift, yeah. You really know how to wielded at the right moment in the right spaces at the right time. You know. I saw appreciate that traffickers, people think I'm just some crazy woman, just screaming shouting when there's a method to my madness, it differently is different and you have done an amazing job. It is now ten seasons of congratulation

Thank you already questions like what, when you started the show, because you know narrations like nineteen. Eighty five, I think India around then, where are you? Are you you and stand up together? You read stories your whole life. That's why? I guess your chemistry so good on screen. Did you ever think that the show would become the institution? That is absolutely not when we first started the show we had no budget, we we had no trailers, we had no it. When we add, like porter parties, we had in their criminal dressing room, it was slow. Dash kind. It was kind of like I got a barn, let's put on a show, clearly visually and we never knew from year to year. If we were coming back, it was just the fact that its twenty years later, we started in two thousand, while twenty years later and ten seasons is amazing, its eyes Ivan and it's the greatest job ever. What makes it the greatest job for you want from me. I show up with my friend I tell everyone,

the gulf themselves, then I give me money and I go home for like he'd. Also a bet would also it's just me. We have so much fun. We laugh all day long. It feels like that kind of show an end. You know people always talk about. How curb is created, how you know the show was put together and you have a framework of what's going to happen, but nobody knows how you gonna get then yes, script like do. Do you ever get used to that's? Why I'm totally used to it best GM world? No again I mean when I have a script that feels odd to me. You know you got yet. I mean it's improvising, we know our character so well. We know our relationship so well. We and the scene is set out. I mean it's not as Willy nilly thing I mean we know exactly what has to have already seen

so we just it's like what you and I are doing right now. We ve got the script yes, but I mean, but we're not trying to get somewhere specific, like you're gonna, be like writing for the end of this segment Trevor to what is going to have to tie up my curb that's what Lockerbie enthusiasm. Every vessel ties everyone. I mean that's Larry's, brain that whatever it is, it is genius, but every moment ties into some. You don't know, what's going to tie into the end of the story, and that becomes like an

the ten, then it'll come back exacting and it'll come back. You ve also developed a chemistry on the show with each other, like what I love about curve is how differently each character, acts with another character does not just come naturally or oil who you are. I think that you know. I think that over the years we ve developed kind of a dialogue of the unconscious. If I may be deep, I pay we dont like Larry, and I have never discussed our relationship or my character ever and which we never discussed. We just kind of had this trust and respect which you have to have. We improvising rights and it just developed all of us. We have this little family. That that we worked so well together. It's really fun it did. It read really feels like a family. It looks like a family, I mean it's a very dysfunctional family, but has I'm now the less? What family is not the best route that a student want? What that's why you know what I was so happy that you came to the show, because originally Jamie smoothly, push me on the show and then he's gonna production, the last oji, and then he couldn't make it easy, as I could

What I have someone I love Kirby enthusiasm, I'm glad you came clean, really wanna GPS out at all. I'm saying nothing like cause. I thought maybe was coming and I didn't realize it, but I'm not debate but but you'd. Sometimes, second, choices blackened How dare you I'm just saying, like Rule Smith, was supposed to be new in the matrix? Then we got Kyoto. Reason these perfect, you MIKE reads: your enthusiasm, returns courts tendencies in January. Ninety that ten per inhabitant.

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