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Nobody knows. You know g, probably surgeries world news waters in New York. This is the daily Joe with revenue years our guests and is a presidential candidates from the great state of Minnesota. Senator any clover shot is joining on tonight. Show rock Obama is back, Ronnie Chang has the hallowing spirit and shown spice is rigging the election. So, let's catch up on today's headlines

Let's kick it off with Barack Obama, the forty fourth and as far as I'm concerned only black presence of the United States Party QUIET since leaving office every now and then he likes to remind us of what we're missing Brok and show about holding their third Annual Obama Foundation summit in the former president talked about being a little to pious about politics. This idea of purity and you're never compromised and you're, always politically bulk, and all that stuff you should get it but that quickly, world the world is messy their ambiguities. People who do really good stuff have flaws like if I tweet or hashtag about how you didn't do somethin right or use the word wrong. Verse

or then I can sit back and feel pretty good about myself, because may you say I'll walk, I was I called you have all you're Doin is cast in stones area of your pride. I gotta get that far Wow, you know when you, when you watch that you really remember that American President's used to speak English. Also in this whole relaxed Obama, no tie swear. You said I think it's almost like from Presidium free because he can never look worse than from. Now we just show you know he doesn't case like all. You don't think this looks presidential enough. Ok, what if I took my short into my front, but that the dignity you do not do it and look I'll be honest

he would Obama saying, but I'm not sure if he should be dismissing hashtag activism. Alot of real movements have blown up online black lives matter. The me to movements, men crush Monday's you, and all those who have to wait until Friday to crush on Hotmail Social media has changed that. But at the same time I get what Obama saying, if you believe in a just cause, you can't just sit at home. Ranting on twitter doesn't make you an activist makes you the present, the United States, speaking of which must move on to Donald Trump, the forty fifth, and thus far I'm concerned only current president of the United States, because, while Obama was talking about fake, cancelling online Trump might get cancelled in real life, a dramatic new revelation in each man, inquiry from Lieutenant Colonel Alexander VIN, who was on that controversial July phone call between present Trump and Ukraine's leader. The New York Times, reporting overnight that VIN men told house investigators, Tuesday, that the rough

script of the call released by the White House, omitted crucial words and phrases that explosive new testimony directly contradicting president Trump, and I had a script done by very, very talented people word for word calmer for comma done by people there. For a living. I we had an exact transcript com, awful com, yeah, that's what we should have known. She was lying one as Trump ever used commas like ever since he came down that escalate. It's been one four and a half year long sentence. That's all it's been like I've, never heard of Donald Trump

since a board year, this punctuation and while there, in fact it seems like one Obama, left the White House. He took all the commerce with him he's like I'll. Take this one and this one and give it the ellipses as well. Tromp was like now there's none left for me. I can't live when I say. Ok, I got never never. I try and now pause for me not so this development looks bad for Trump and he's really gonna hate that Colonel Lindeman wore his military uniform will testify, cause it's hard to fight against them. Surprised that next time from shows up decorated with his own achievements, which is basically a sign that says I banged upon star and finally moving on it's the end of October, which means it's time to start fighting about Christmas

it's a Christmas classic by in this may to era baby, it's called outside sends the wrong message needs now inside and now it's Christmas classic baby, it's cold outside is getting me to make. Over John Legend has announced, he's really recording the song with Kelly Clarkson, with more appropriate lyrics. The new lyrics go this way. What put my friends think sinks Clarkson? I think they should rejoice legend response. If I have one more drink, it's your body and your choice. Ok, that's! Maybe a little to work GO bombers about a pop up blocker, and I wanted to tell you people come up, but to be honest, to be honest, this isn't a bad idea because who watches that old scene and feels comfortable other than hobby Wednesday like she says, no, sir, I think it's time to update that song. In fact, I think we should update nomadic songs as well all of its weakest link,

then enjoy them like them. Robin six on that could just be blurred. Let's make them shopper yeah. That was just like Carrefour Consent and we definitely need to redo all of our Kennedy. Songs my mind Celimene and I'm listening to my mind, is my body: doesn't want of origin, which is really one of them for the headlines on. Let's talk about the White House under Donald Trump, they have gone through more employees them the whole goes through Thou shirts and it's always interesting to see where former Trump staffers end up. Some of them rights tell all books some become contributors on Fox and most of them end up in jail. But one of the more interesting post trump journeys has been that of Sean's bison form a White House per

secretary and the human version of a clammy handshake after he left the White House. He did something. No one else. Did he decided to dance? it's official, the Newcastle dancing with the stars, was announced today and one of the celebrities putting on his dancing shoes, as former White House our Secretary Sean Spy, sir. I hope what this show ways at the end of the season is an example, people of a bunch of different backgrounds getting together leaving power, takes aside and having a good time in a civil respectful way. I think too much we of what we have in this country right now is every conversation has to turn into politics. You know, that's actually a beautiful sentiments. I actually agree with me despite over here, because in the past few years, everything has become politicized our food sports, even our kids cartoons ever since door. The explorer that

just by ice. It hasn't been the same. Just like I wasn't causing illegally are just like. Your ex law are to be fast. She did have marijuana back, but that was the monkeys that was the monkeys but believe it or not, since it joined the cost of dancing with the stars. Shone spices has brought everyone together. It's just

laugh at his terrible dancing about him shot at the bottom. Are shown in Lindsey Dancing doesn't come easy. You you look like they were setting some men to technical. It wasn't you know right, you are just a little bit robotic. What were you doing in that regard being attacked by us? Wash you gotta admit it is fun to watch the judges. Drake but actually wish every Trump official had to go through this. After leaving the White House, just we like the judges, Stephen Miller. You dance like a snake. Trying to shed its skin is all I was

dancing. I d just shut. My skin judges are right about spicy, not only he bad lying to the press. It turns out his hips also called life. Oh shit, in fact I'm not even sure that he has hips. I wouldn't be surprised if under meet that stupid out for diseases as the body of a legal like that's what it is so looks on, my site has has clearly been the worst dance on the show and possibly in history ever he's been getting the lowest scores and should have been gone long time ago, but dancing with the stars factors in both scores and the view of votes. At home so wants it became clear that he wasn't gonna win over the judges. Sean spicy decided screw the whole none political kumbaya, crap and he's going on the far right website bright, bought to turn this dance competition into a full on civil war is not just about me that, hopefully about

really something bigger people want to see me Advance not because of me in particular, but I think the day they feel the cause that one of their own one of us has an opportune you'll, be there, it's not just the loudest. On the left and get the dominate. There's a lot of books on the left. They don't believe The people on the right have a place and in there with a computer, their supply. Ok, I haven't said this in a while road transport what the fuck are. You talking like. First of all, this, the more people on the left don't care if a conservative wins dancing with the stars. Trust me when it comes to the liberal agenda. Dancing does not make the list see Bernie Sanders. Onstage, like college should be free, healthcare should be a human right and the church I should go, Don Fernando we're gonna like all that, but ones

and I guess Sean's via- has lied to America because now he's totally making this thing political he's trying to convince people the only way to free conservatives from persecution to help him when a reality, dance competition, that's not how things work Nelson Mandela was never like to fire the operation of about it. That way, the adjoining season, blended threat of pop chef, that's not a thing and spice has known Lastly, this law on the show by turning this into a cultural he's also basically resorts to election fraud

you can vote May twenty times ten times tax on the two one, five to three: he hitting centre stage sharp over and over again send until it tells you MAC that again yet another turn both we're gonna ABC Dotcom. Make sure that you have your votes, while the show is I'm on the east coast between eight and ten year, if you're in central time that seventy nine mountain sixty eight year on the West Coast Lifesaving, don't wait for the shortcomings, in my view, in the mountains herbs or a specific type of between eight and ten eastern time. Those we only votes account. I didn't give up. They just told people to vote for him twenty times, even if they haven't seen him dance yet, which is messed up Those are smart because you could wait to see him dance, but then how you gonna text. The right number wants your eyes, a bleeding. I get it. I get it. I totally get it but beyond writing a bright bar listeners showing his supporters how to vote a thousand times. Spices campaign has been successful because you see he's harnessed the full support of the

conservative world your shot in the morning. That has shown sites are damned thing. His way into America's high only doesn't make you feel a damn thing: sons by Sir the biggest star right now and AIDS and with the stars he Scotland, and go in and go and tell you doing great, my brand, you know what China, I think, you're getting better every week. I am sure that you improved quite a bit graduations onto the next round new march. The president found time to throw his support behind former prime, Secretary Sean Slicer on dancing with the stars vote for good guy Sean Spice or tonight he has always been there for us. That's right, even the press of the United States is stepping into Keefe spices from getting voted off the dance floor, and I guarantee that at some point between running the country and promoting Sean's buys a trump has accidentally texted Sean Tent

and so the President of Ukraine, I know- that's happened at least once just centred on the guys, like, Mr President, who is shown a sorry wrong number round number. So look an austrian spices. Isn't technical breaking any rules, he's bringing it up. Dancing rules and just general rules of physics about how the human bodies also move, but he is ruining dancing with the stars for a lot of its fans who genuinely love to watch good dancing, because this is not supposed to be about politics, so our talents of a guy who dances with the elegance of a dialogue modem long into a well does not deserve to win What we want are you I mean I will travel. Why do you care so much? Well, tell you why? Because back in South Africa I was lucky enough to be a dancing with the star Somebody out there Papa Doble. I guess I did whatever that is, and you know what I'm trying to say that I kicked ass, because I worked hard at it when spices gonna destroy one of the greatest most respected

solutions in the world. I have no choice but to defend its honest shows by man? You need me.

Help us understand the world we live in, and some news stories are just stupid for those we turn to Runny Chang fag forever. It's Halloween again as I like to call it a stupid this time of the year, because you ve got dumb kids come to your house begging for candy, and then you have everyone. I was trying to come up with a costume. That's topic goal, but also hot. Get me, I'm sexy quid pro quo. What does that even me? a Holloway and also means businesses are pretending. They call by coming up with spooky promotions like this guy. National high, always doubling down as a haunted house check it out? Customers can enjoy this spooky experience while running through the car? Wash these actors

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behind the house combines two things I don't want to do. Ok be scared. I go to someone else's house, I mean If you want to spend money to have a shitty Nyc just going to tender date, Oh wow, that's so interesting! I've never met anyone who likes to travel before honest the scariest thing about. Halloween is how corporate it is. Ok, you can't do anything without running into promotional bullshit. Just in time hollowing burger king, introducing what they're, calling that ghost whopper tipple late is back with its annual Abou Retail deal for halloween of customers come in dressed in costume on Halloween. They can get a burrito grotesque or bucks in honour of Halloween coffee giant debuting check it out within a phantom Rapid GEO, ITALY, black and green drink. The food product design, look like long completion, charcoal powder to add the black cholera activated cargo is banned in New York City because of safety concerns tied to it, then that drink up

man in New York do know how bad I copy has to be to do because- health risk in New York? This is the same city where pizza guess delivered by a rat solve yo and, if you, me. All these gimmicks also unnecessary fast food is already scary. Ok just put a flashlight India, China and we, the listening idiot smile, worthy Ronnie, you you really not into the season, are you like do celebre anything Halloween. Oh yeah yeah. I love getting the Halloween Spirit. I buy candy and when trick or treaters come to my door, I eat it in their faces to show them that nothing in life is free.

Will the merchant vessel, my guess, is wanting for the twenty twenty democratic nomination for President's? Please welcome the? U S senator for Minnesota Amy COBRA Shop, looking back to the shop! Well, thank you trouble. What an interesting time you have been having running for president and running for the democratic nomination, a lot of people say you were one of the windows of the last debate. So what does that you get like a trophy

Do that when you get for winning a debate on hope, and I get a dance with you in that out bad, I'm thinking at the end of the interview right go out. Ok, you got the leads on to get so we can see what happened you really did. Well, though, and a lot of people was saying that you connected with the audience in a completely different way. I mean it. It just started: Yo Yo, YO funding. You know we ve seen you rise in the post. What do you think about your message connected with with the people who are gonna be voting for the democratic nobody will be? It gave me an opportunity to focus on this simple idea that

No one would be the president for half of America. I want to be the president for all of America, and we have right now with this president, who wakes up every day in before the sun is up he's sending up mean tweets against immigrants against people of color against entire cities like Baltimore. He won't stop and I think right now. The answer is to our fired up democratic base, incredibly strong, an important but bring people with us. We always do best as a country when we don't shut people out, but we bring people with us. That means independence. It means people lived in vote last time it means people in the middle of the country in those states that he one like Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin Iowa. I'm gonna build Lou Wall around those states of democratic boats and I'm

now. The bad guy, I'm gonna make Donald Trump pay for it. You you, you have come out in position yourselves as somebody who is proud to say I am centrist which many people have to have started to see as a dirty word, implicit. No, this is not a time for being a central. This is a time to say, I am fully liberal. I want Medicare for all. I dont want private insurance. We're gonna, make everything free one thing you ve been consistent on it over the basin, you ve said it sounds great, but that's not what you're gonna be you're, not gonna promise. Why do you say sounds great, but it is undeliverable and I want to make sure we keep promises to people right now. We ve got a president in there. That's over ten thousand lives to people who would rather lie and lead he's running the country like a game show. So I think it's gonna be

important for me. When I'm up on that debate stage with him, I had to be able to point out that what I've said all my plans are paid for and their out she gonna make indifferent people's lives and I don't think anyone has a monopoly over good ideas. You look at my idea for healthcare taking on the pharmaceutical companies, bring and less expensive drugs from other countries that some factually work done with Senator. Sanders making sure that we bring premiums down with a nonprofit public option and they are when it comes to school, making sure that it's easier for students to afford to go to college, and that means, if millionaires can re finance their yacht students should be able to read financer student loans. Very here and say: look. I know it sounds nice, but I'm not gonna promised Free College I'm getting rid of college at it, and I'm not going to promise you free healthcare for everybody would like. Why do you not think that that is possible when

people have said. No, it is possible, is with Lorna set Bernie Sanders. They said no, there is a way to pay for this one thing there still figuring out how to pay for it and that's We're waiting to hear that. But the other thing is that I want to make sure that were putting our money where we need it and when it comes to college the fastest growing jobs right now are one in to your degrees. We're going to have seventy four thousand openings for electricians in the next ten years. Almost at number, four plumbers: we are going to have not that number four comedians we're gonna have we are going to have a million openings for health care worker, so we ve got to look at that. I would make those free and then here's a key for the four year degrees, I'm at, and what I would do is take those Pell grants. Those aren't loans, those are actually grants, it's good money and double it from six thousand to twelve thousand a year and have them go to families that are not just making fifty thousand a year, but a hundred thousand a year.

And Thou would really put the money where people needed it would help are historically bought college in universities. They would help the kids that most need it, and instead of sending money to rich for rich kids to go to call it's like, I don't wanna have taxpayer money go to pay for marks are works kids to go to college right now. I don't want to do that. So that is that, if you ve been very vocal, not just about being the presence of all of America but really been vocal about making America's voting process more fair, specifically regarding the election adds that run You know, over the past few months and even years, the focus has been on Facebook and twitter on only social media giants who have taken vast sums of money to put our political ads, and you have been one of the most obvious critics you know in and around the space. What do you think needs to change

and why this is an unbelievable thing that we really should wait for the presidential election to change right now and adds run on your network or in any network or name is paper radio? You have to say what they are post them on a website and then you've got to say how you going to pay for him. You've got to put down your prepared and paid for about not true of the social media companies and so one great example of this. In twenty, sixteen russian rubles were used to pay for ads on Facebook that were targeted at african american websites and swing state, and that ad an innocent woman's face. Shoes from Chicago had no idea. Her face was used and it said why wait in line to vote for Hilary? You can texture vote at like eight six one, five: three, why it was the why and it is illegal that was done to suppress the vote in my mind, it's a crime, those where the kinds of bad too, are being put out there and that's why my building on a sad Zack, which is by parties.

Which is being stopped by Mitch, Mcconnell that What that bill does is it simply says they have to follow the same rules with you think this is little three to four billion dollars is going to be. And on internet ads- and you ve heard about our facebook- doesn't even care if their true or not right. So that is the problem here and now some people have have argued and said understand what the intention is behind this, so the coal Bashar. But but how do you respond to those who say it has the potential to stifle the speech of those who aren't incumbents and don't have access to the money to pay for the ads on these bigger platforms in these cat videos? Right, these are add that I believe are going to contain false pictures of candidates. Are gonna, have video that aren't even the real candidate. That's gonna, look like them

I'm in this is about voters being able to make a decision about an election and they need accuracy and they need honesty, and the big thing that really bothers me is that these companies are making tons of money a money off of that street, a four billion dollars. Why shouldn't they have to play by the same rules and ensure honesty, because otherwise we're not going to have a fair election. The one other thing I would do is when I'm president, I would get my bill passed that says that every kid if they're eligible to vote when they turned eighteen, their automatically registered to vote, and they would have to go on making millions more people? Let's talk, lastly, about your appeal in middle of America and with many conservative voters you know you ve been written about you, you, you ve been having spoken about what people say. They are conservatives who would vote for you because they don't like Donald Trump, but they dont

want to go to an extreme when the rural world, how do you maintain liberal policies and ideas, whilst also bringing into the fold those who may consider themselves conservative or indifference because the left a strange dream, I think a lot of areas that I go not just words comfortable, but where its uncomfortable, I have strong values. I am probed choice. I am someone that believes in protecting our environment and believes we have to take on climate change in a big way. I want to get the assault weapon ban in place right, but when I go to places in my state, I listen to people. They don't agree with me about everything, but I have been able to bring them in because they know I'm going to tell them the truth and they know I'm going to have their back and get things done, and that is how I have one: every single red world congressional district ones that trumped

by double digit, and I want them not once not twice but three times, including Michel Bachman District, and I have done that- and I think this is so important when you look at this election, because we don't just want to eke by victory. We want to take back the, U S Senate and send Mitch Mcconnell Packing and the way the way you do that is by winning in these states like Colorado in Arizona and Iowa and winning the Senate seats, because that's how we're going to get these big things done. So I don't just want to win. I want to win big and that's why I want to leave this ticket to provide for the Son of Aimee Photoshop about it,

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