You listening to Carmody central We got March two thousand and one from probably said, rose World news headquarters in New York. This is the daily with revenue years daily, show global additional. I'm Travel Noah before we begin some news out of Hong Kong officials, a warning people not to kiss their pets because a dog contracted corona virus. S, however, is ok, to take your dog to dinner, and the movie, sometimes it's nice to do something without physical rewarded. The end here this week have some normally we would catch up on the headlines from around the world. You know, maybe we'll talk.

Have you seen getting twenty three years in prison? We could talk about. The supreme courts are giving president Trump of victory on immigration, but today does only one story: the entire world is talking about the corona virus, a k, a covert, nineteen, a k, a mumbled number death. It's not hundred and ten countries with over a hundred and twenty two thousand confirmed cases, and it looks like it's only getting the World Health Organization today officially designating corona virus as a global pandemic. Congresses in House Doktor told Capitol Hill staffers at a closed or meeting this week that he expects seventy five to one hundred and fifty million people in the United States to contract the corona virus. New tests led by the? U S, government scientists show

virus can live in the air for several hours and on some surfaces for up to three days. Ok muscle lot of information, so let's try and break it all down. First, the World World Health Organization has officially just declared corona virus a global pandemic, which, yes is I refer us humans, but from corona perspective is pretty cool because her viruses, like going platinum, you know too big day started from the war are now here. I think it's really. Google chrome and yes, I'm saying that because I hope, if I second the corona to leave me alone, I am not sure if it'll work, but I'm gonna try it now the second piece of an Nation is little more disconcerting. Congresses in House doctor says up to a hundred, and fifty million people in the United States could end up getting corona that is half the country. Then the

half won't get it, because there clearly losers. Who don't friends you ask me like, like? How do you not have corona? Has nobody touched? You rather be dads and the third point more maybe most very well. Learning this corona virus can stay on some surfaces for up to three days, although in New York doesn't stay as well, because I can't afford the rent. That's the good new housing crisis real now in some surfaces like cardboard, apparently, Corona can only survive for a day if its cardboard, but then on hotter surfaces like glass, it can survive for much longer. So, like your cell phone, that could be a problem my vice clear, your browsing history I mean you might still get grown of at least the doctors monsieur le freakish you been searching on your home is a sure. Emergency call wait what the hell. I look guys. I know we're all scared, but it's important to keep a clear head panic. It's not gonna help anything

we still learning about this. We still learning about the mortality rate and panic is not how because right now, some people their panic, make them dumbest ship impact of the corona virus mean felt across the country now affecting everything from air travel to schools. Do what's on. Or shells are what's not install, shows, in some cases, retailers seeing IRAN on many of the basics, logistic, crazy, seen at a grocery store and work toilet paper has been in high demand ass, our regions, but neither shows I stand. Peter costs, where's clearing the shells fight over toilet paper. Breaking out a grocery store shelves run empty. People. What are you doing? I really do understand what people do. You do not need to panic over toilet paper, water would understand right food, medicine, yes, but you can survive without toil,

paper, don't forget you in a bathroom or how will I quit my, but in this room with a shower, I feel like people in first world countries, dont know what to panic about where the paper you shouldn't be running around Walmart like where's the calling wax, and maybe because it's because where I grew up There were times when we didn't have towards a paper. Honestly. When I was a kid we didn't have told about, we made a plan right, you can use newspaper users rubber together is a true thing. You can use paper, towels hell everyone and America has dug push comes to shove. What you're after the dog, freckles gonna get real. I got rather use my parents. Trevor look meant just avoid panicky because of your panic. You stop thinking kid. If you're not thinking, clearly

start to believe anything that you're here, and there is a lot of bad information that is out there for the spread of the corona virus has also led to a lot of spread of information. There are more rumours going around and social media about how to avoid the corona virus, eating garlic, drinking bleach, snorting, co, Cain. Yes and masturbation are not miracle cures for corona virus, yes, drinking bleach Norton Cocaine, and masturbating not the way to cure corona. It's the way to kick off the most Rock n Roll Party of your life tat is, I don't understand how anyone who would force for any of that? None of those things gets rid of the corona virus. Bleach gets rid of Spain's contribute something to help you got.

Gets what a us. Ok, cocaine gets rid of your money, that's it anyway. The thing that makes sense is masturbating. Ok, I won't kill you, but if you stay in- and you do that, although you probably have no chance of catching the virus, you know if the CDC really wants people to self quarantine. Forget the pure, although she just be handing out lotion, gate I'll, stay home and social justice, yourself, you know what I mean. That's for the headlines. This move on top story. The democratic primary race is down to two major candidates, the old man from up and the old. Captain America and because yesterday was another big down the path to the nomination. It's time to catch up on the latest developments in our ongoing segment World WAR Ii,

yesterday. Democrats in six states went to the polls to cast their votes and get some corona and after a strong showing on Super Tuesday Biden picked up right. Where he left off former. Vice president Joe Biden explained that has led in the democratic presidential race Biden, one in at least four of the six states which voted yesterday, you took the battleground state of Michigan by double digits Biden. Now leads the race by one hundred and fifty delegates which Neither can narrows any path to victory for amateur Bernie Sanders. Looking at the math tonight, I think it's almost certain that Bernie Sanders does not have a mathematical path to begin. Major democratic nominee, less chapters puckering down unless move

and worry about November. This thing is decided, there's no reason to keep it going, but not even indeed along ok, ok, that's not talking raising these to combat. Yes, Joe Biden had a great night that doesn't mean you have to show the primary down immediately the presidential race, not sing booth and move on private side. Because look, it is true. It is true that, because of last night's results, there have already been calls for Bernie Sanders to step aside and let the slightly younger generation take over energy. Some. If you think a little turbulence is going to be. Bernie Sanders out of the race. You need to think again: Senator Bernie Sanders earlier today making clear he has no plans to drop out of the democratic presidential contest on Sunday. I very much look forward

the debate in Arizona with my friend Joe Biden, and let me be very frank as to the questions that I will be asking Joe Joe. What are you going to do about the fact that we have the high rate of child poverty? What are you going to do to end the terror that millions of undocumented people experience right now? What are you gonna do, to end, the absurdity of billion as buying elections Joe. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do when they come for you boys, bad boys are what are you gonna do whatever the muslin, those known? Those knows no midday, so half an hour. Bernie Sanders is not dropping out of the race and will interesting, as some people worried that Donovan

we're staying was to burn the party to the ground. But after today's speech it seems like Bernie wants to push bite into a more progressive platform, and I should think it's really. Nice have Bernie that he's giving Biden the questions, for him because of menace. But now he's like one of those cool teaches in school. That tells you what's gonna be the test, you know and you think they being nice, but they just want to see your ass again. If you get held back, that's why they're doing it. I need you to pass ok, so it's gonna be interest. To see Bernie putting pressure on binding in their first one on one debate this Sunday and I I think Joe Biden is ready for the fight. I say that because yesterday a video came out of Biden going to show, the factory worker in Michigan and he was buying up

earlier in the day, Torreon auto plans and gradually bided had attesting to the voters. Overdone call you intend I'm getting that when there are no margin, washing your enshrined manager. Second Ryan's angrily foolish. I support the circular went to gauge the throng gave my son. You need a hundred rounds hunting or going. I did not say that we did not sign the video was a viral video like the other ones, if we're not say what God turn while I can't believe Joe Biden got into a fight with that factory worker especially considering that he was surrounded by all of his boys? I mean ass risky. I guess all at the same time, though, by knows those guys contacts it not because a secret service, but because the Corona

yeah, no one's touching. Anyone who does not hold me back no seriously hold me back only by its very important right now that we maintain social distancing I, but what we get a vaccine J J months. I'm a kick your ass until then wash your hands you're. My laughter. This video came out a lot of people. Even some Democrats said that the worst part of that exchange was Biden telling a voter that he was full of shit. What was interesting is that that factory worker went on Fox NEWS today and what had to say, was really different. When you looked at this confrontation, it lasted for a long time which will respond. About his use of profanity, You know I'm kind of used to it and and though in the workforce and as a politician, I can understand the way things have gone, you're not supposed to use profanity, but in this day and age its language are not going to hate him. For that, and

I use it all the time most people use it all the time. I will allow the brush whether that factory workers still doesn't agree with binding on guns. It wasn't pretending to be spent like does that, he wasn't pretend to be offended by the profanity and you can even see The Fox news anchor wasn't expecting that answer look about face. He looks like he was expecting a surprise party and instead he walked in on his parents. Having sex that's about faces. One of the reasons this guy wasn't offended was because, with its Trump or Bernie or by voters seem to like it. When politicians talk like normal people and I'll be honest, I'm hoping that the straight talking, you're full of shit, binding, become New thing soon Joe Biden, which be walking into Dinas like hey ass, all that's a good looking pickle, which is what your mom said to me last night, but for me, but ass, override back

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and to help us celebrate were joined by our senior women's history, correspondent, Dozy, Sloan, everybody happy women's history month. Happy it'll be happy. If you got me a gift for another one, I just got you a gift for black history month, because I'm blackened February and March, a woman, but that's not fair. Occasionally, when do I get to give in April this year, anyway travel. Have you ever wondered why women don't get the historic credit they deserve? Sexism statues Trevor women don't have as many statues and as men. In fact, nationwide. Only eight percent of outdoor statues are of women How did you know that statistic? I drink, Snaplock Mega Nigger,

we were in a corner and have seen for myself. I was walking through central park the other day under duress, and I saw statues of Alexander Hamilton, Christopher Columbus, William Shakespeare, all famous man from history when it comes to women, there's only two stature, with a central part Alice in Wonderland and mother Goose, which makes no damn ours is just the white girl who took miles and one goes get a statue, Davis I don't think that's right! Fine! She made love, does not matter

Ok anywhere do so: I'm lost how does having more statues help because Javert statues help us remember history. When you walk past the statue and you're like oh yeah, I'm ok did have a dream, Thomas Jefferson, with a complicated individual and when you dont honor with In the same way you honor man you're leaving them out of history. That's true, at least at least women have the statue of liberty. That's one of the most famous statues in the world then and count. We need statue, the real women that the giant, bitch, all that IFOR. Now someone like Tony Morrison the forest black woman to win the Nobel Prize for literature or someone like France's Perkins, the forest woman appointed to a present until cabinet or someone might be onset

the first woman to be beyond that Why does he have a statute that major languages then, like a statue, actually a great idea? But I hope you understand buildings. Those are statues of women is gonna, be difficult. Areas such as are expensive. Euro is going to be a project. That's gonna. Take a lot of time already done it Trevor what I've design one stature to symbolise all women their power, their beauty, their mistakes. A flawless avatar of womanhood that anyone can look at and see them. So don't show up. That's a statue of you travel Tat that you could see me in? There are? No, it's literally you. It has your name on it:

are you holding a baby? You don't have kids, that baby symbolizes America, ok, which Women now he knew there was Does the mystery. I want to closer. Sure it's officially March, which means it's time to fill out your bracket for the big and see double lay tournament. But what, if you don't like watching basketball? Maybe you think it hurts the bull every time they bounce it on the floor? Yes, you're a widow, but still we have just the tournament for you. I'd like to intervene

the daily shows trumps best word bracket is it is it President Trump has the best words, and how do we know this because he told us I know words had the best words I I went to an Ivy League College. I know a lot of words. I have like this incredible vocabulary: guarantee. I have a vocabulary better than all of us, believe it or not. I watch my words very careful there are those who think I'm a very Table Genius, HALO Trump, maybe bad disease control immigration. Domestic policy in literally everything else, but when it comes to words, he truly is the best social March, just four march, we're hosting a tournament to pick his best best word, because let me tell you he's got a lot of them in eighteen. Seventy present

delicious as Grant President Franklin, Delano Roosevelt. He was awarded the bronze star and the combat infantryman badge, heart, lung and liver transplant, bigger to see some statistics, statistics coming out and an Amish really Eddie, and I your son, another Sakharov stock market currently now go and take a look at the orange oranges of the investing. The beginnings. Expectations in the house mid term and return, and God bless like you. I don't know about you, but I have never heard that's her words. That clip makes me proud to live in the United States, and I know a lot of a lot of what happened

had the haters going odors tromp have dentures was his mouth dry did Russia attack is tongue? No trunk just came up with a better word for the country and he used it because our president has the best work and thank God he does you see with so much uncertainty in the war old. The volatility of the slots rocket, all the negative climate should to six, and so many Americans waiting for organ transplants, its comforting to know that we have a president who comes from a higher place. Unlike the rest of us who come from. Bull oranges and I could play. I could play clips of trump all day and trompe words, but gonna, do that? Ok, I'm gonna! Do that state to be a stink, sing or criminal way. State taxes made a pivotal, really alive:

this was pivotal: a lot of work has been done, a lot of red aversion. If you look at some, seal shelter, room Harold alone, if you look at the heroin epidemic as well as by Venezuela, is so that as well as hurricane earlier approaches in April of twenty thousand fourteen thesis shades working to approve this country, a new government- and then there was nobody from is so great and words he doesn't even each open. Mouth, by the way. I want to take a second to congratulate our graphics Department for fitting that word on the screen. Three three of our designers died in the attempt, but it was worth and of course, who can forget the deficit

sure of Hurricane Irma so many homes were destroyed. Sorry guys, I didn't mean to be a burglar. So what is trumps best word? Well, there are sixty four for you to choose from and we ve put them together in a bracket. All you can do is picked the best now adjective or whatever you like. Just gotTA daily show bracket dot com, and then you can watch every video of the cliffs and Reward and you let us know which ones you think are the best round. One is open now, so please go and start picking. Donald Trump, has done many great things, but the words he gives us will live on as his most important. A compliment, change,

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