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Some good news from Afghanistan, a phrase no one has ever set America's. Never ending war with the Taliban might finally be coming to an end. Because longest running war could finally come to an end of the week. Getting United States signed to deal with the Taliban to end the nearly two decade: conflict that gripped Afghanistan in the aftermath of the nine eleven attacks and the subsequent? U S, invasion of the country. The agreement lays out a timetable for the full withdrawal of. U S in coalition troops from Afghanistan within fourteen months, in exchange, the Taliban agreed that it would not allow afghan territory to be used by any groups or individuals to plot future attacks against the United States and its allies. This is a big. Do. The United States and the Taliban might have a deal and the. Huge besides Taylor, Swift and Katy Perry. This might be the biggest peace agreement of the century, its huge after twenty years,

two trillion dollars. You have to admit that a lot of lower expectations look as America went into Afghanistan like we're, taking out the tea ban and bring in western democracy, no matter how long it takes an America's like We're gonna leave just like don't do another: nine, eleven, ok, The deal hasn't been concluded yet because there are still some things that need to be worked out, which makes sense, because, if you think about these, two countries have been twined in a twenty year relationship we all know to walk away when you ve spent much time together. So American, let me Let me give you some relationships. America, let me just say: I'm I'm proud of you. You realize that during a toxic relationship with Afghanistan and you're ready to get out now, I want to warn you for a while. This is gonna, be a part of you wants to go back and

on them in the middle of the night, but stay strong, and you remember matter what you think now there plenty of other middle eastern countries out their democratic primaries. If yesterday was stupid, Tuesday, today is what FUCK Wednesday, so let's catch up on the fall out of the biggest voting rights in the primaries in another instalment of World WAR Ii going into Super Tuesday, the democratic field had been narrowed down to four main, candidates, which is a long way from the original six thousand

As the dust began to settle, it became clear that were to winners and losers. Elizabeth worn one of the knights losers. You see she failed to pick up a single state and to add insult to injury in her home state of Massachusetts. She came in third, which is pretty rough like in UK home to find your parents had replaced you with another child. Like sorry, honey we'd like Joe Biden to be our daughter now or she wasn't the only one with a disappointing evening. Another candidate who hits a low point was MIKE Bloomberg. Former new mayor and best person to sit behind at a concept, because The spending the gdp of a small country on his campaign is quite. For the nomination ended in failure We can then, with his boxers allured Super Tuesday made for a super shake up Democrat. Might Bloomberg today

rob down of the race after his dismal showing last night. Yesterday was a disaster for the liberated he spent more than five hundred million dollars and one only a few dozen delegates last night campaigning in Florida, Limburg tried to sound, be no matter. How? delegates we win tonight. We have done something no one else thought was possible. That's right. We spend half. Billion dollars to absolutely each shit. They said it, we get it. I'm not gonna lie. I still can't believe MIKE Newberg spent five hundred million dollars to not be president now like I'm also not going to be the press, but I spend nothing I know so in a way I feel, like I save five hundred million dollars ready. I feel the funny thing is right before he dropped out Bloomberg Board more TV. It's time

then he doesn't need anymore, but I was thinking like since he's already paid for it. He should use it. Come on tv and share his random thoughts I might Bloomberg. Have you ever know this. You ve never seen birds having sex can aware how, anyway see you guys in the next outbreak break do that. The whole time, another reason Bloomberg is dropping out now after just one bad night, is that you must remember, he entered the race to be the moderates, alternative to Bernie Sanders, but last night voters were very clear that they already know who they want their moderate. Can that should be the night belonged to Joe Biden, mergers River, the former vice president, with a massive come back on the biggest knight of the primary. So far a fired up, Joe Biden celebrating his historic night racking, string of commanding victories, including a clean sweep of states in the south

and just stunning women delegate, Rich Texas oppression, the required a glaring Virginia Joe Biden. We haven't seen in awhile. Look at em, smiling full of energy naming states that actually eggs This work must be always goes beyond was we will all waiting for him to give a shot after pencil? True sets, I'm sorry, I don't think I've seen Barton this happy since that time, Obama toward him by this has been a while of course. Of course know Joe Biden speech would be complete without a few moments where the wife

I dropped out this by the Valerie really Joe Biden call his sister, his wife, awkward mistake, and if you are going to talk about your sister wipe, you should have done it sooner because then you could have one Utah right away high, I might Bloomberg. I was thinking. How does a train turn around anyway? See you guys next a break. Now this is the worst thing, we're just a silly gas that didn't derail the night. What did causes of concern was when two protesters stormed

stage during Biden speech, protesters rushing stage- you see it, they are coming within fever, the former vice president and doktor jailed his wife. One woman was quickly removed remove by the former vice presidents body, man that moments later say it again, a second protein Sir storming onto the stage Samoa Sanders his senior adviser to she just comes out of nowhere full on stage and rips one. The protesters off Doktor Jill Biden proves her husband, I hope, has been restored to save her response. I'm a silly girl, your your he'll kill. You feel bad Joe Biden. Scylla stepped in and blocked that protest that, like a White Lady jacket, and I knew she was a dog that you didn't know her phd wasn't asked whipping metals or maybe it wasn't just widens wife, yet he senior campaign advisers, Simone standards. Did you see that she handled and protests are like? national bodyguard health bodies

more women protecting him than to child like he's just killing, and no one is willing to blackfoot overall overall, it was a good night for binding, but don't forget. This contest is far from over because race is all about winning delegates, not just states, but delegates even with his good night last night Biden is still basically neck and neck with burning in the delicate count and up until this point, these two have been super friendly on the campaign trail laughing hanging up the debates, but something tells me those days my over this morning. It's now it to man, race, Vermont, Senator Bernie, Sanders already sharpening his attacks against Biden, won or lost This race led the opposition to the war in Iraq. You're lucky, I know the candidate

the war in Iraq, one of us has spent this entire life fighting gets cuts in social security exploring to expand Social security. Another candidate has been on the floor of the Senate. Calling for cuts does social security. Medication medicated, better, that's right! One of us is a bitch ass, the other person moved about the word there. People you can see the gloves are efficiently off the dense. And things things are about to get me. Between these two lodgers, because there's vigour rob everyone all, because this is the home stretch to find out who will be the

democratic nominee and Bernie. If you're going TAT Joe Biden. I wish you the best of luck, but remember not to get too close, because then you'll have to deal with you who provide that back. Today's episode is brought you buy irresistible from focus features, written and directed by John Stewart, storing Steve Grand Chris Cooper, Mackenzie Davis and rose burn in theatres and on demand. Now John Stewart is back in he's gone, you the comedy events of this summer irresistible, the story of a democratic political consultants who helps a retired marine colonel run for mayor in a small Wisconsin town Watch, Steve Corral and rose burn face in a local election that garners national attention? John Stewart Irresistible is in theatres. And on demand. Now. Let's talk about the corona virus according to women,

you already have it now. Every day we learn more about how this virus is affecting the world. So, let's check and on the latest corona virus news in our ongoing segment. Is this how we do Last week we learned that corona virus has been making its way through Europe, like a trust fund, kid on a gap here, throwing ITALY into chaos, the next stop on the trip is Babby. Changes in France today, the number of cases, there has nearly doubled to one hundred of the government, there really taking some pretty extreme measures. The french government band into a public gatherings of more than five thousand people that lead to delude museum, shutting down the health minister, advising people not to kiss or should comes when meeting as President Micron days ago, with ITALY's leader More com is serious. Italy's got career

and you're kissing that Prime Minister, there is not just one case: it's three three chances to get sick you're, just like hell, more healthy dead. Why that's right? The situation is getting so serious that french people have been told not to kiss each other Heller, which must be hard, thus ex such an in green part of their culture, in all its like telling new Yorkers not echo from the subway. That's how we have these protocols makes sense. My greeting people with physical content is not a good idea right now and black people are the only people who really prepared for this everyone else's like shaking and so you, but like people like with many different ways to Greece, each other in all, we ve got the distant head. Not you know Like that whole thing, you know, I just knew you look six they over there and even

when black people shake hands are so complicated and by the end of it the virus is like your. You lost me on the second and I didn't I didn't get that part. That's yeah! You can hear you got me, I don't I don't know what I'm out I'm out now is only beginning with how to contain outbreak, Korea is showing the world how it's done. China, South Korea, has the most corona virus cases they come whether new innovative way to test for the virus in the form of a drive through this is a free service that the city of Jerusalem is offering anybody I just put because actually because come through here and you get a questionnaire. You did your hand sanitized. Then you go through a number of stations, her time, career advance. They got drive through testing and apparently using this. They have screened more than a hundred thousand people for grown of ours, which is impressive and probably the first time people go through a drive through our getting healthier, but also why,

America doings? The land on the drive through drive through fast food drive through banks drive through stores. I mean when I'm in a rush. I go to drive through therapists. You know like stop being sad. Thank you and not with its drive through some. Else America needs to figure out how it's going to deal with this pandemic, because it turns out not only the corona piracy and the? U S. Apparently it's been here for a while over. The weekend health officials announced new infections in Washington, State Oregon, caliphs Illinois New York Florida. And Rhode Island, a state of emergency issued in Washington state where thirteen patients have been diagnosed with cubic nineteen researchers in Washington telling ABC News their analysis of samples of the virus strongly suggest it's been spreading in this state for the past six weeks. That's right, people there's a chance. Corona virus has been in America.

Weeks and nobody realized it. It's like at the end of a sports movie where the cultures like guys what you ve been looking for, has been right here all alone. She, the viruses in your lungs, should be playing basketball. You should be at the hospital, but this is really scary, and so for more and this health crisis and America's response we turn to our senior medical correspondent. Why would you know everybody? I gotta say why this virus has everyone, so stress that I mean I'm keeping this camera disinfectant around to spray on everything. What what else can we do to stay safe? Stop, stop stop with the first of all Trevor. Don't panic! The most important thing to do is wash your hands just wash your hands. Rush. You got wash them for at least the let the wonders of accorded this on

How was that there was a burger Abigail, they moves and another thing don't touch your face: Could you can make your self sick and, if you are sick, remember to stay stay at home. What what what you'd call In my face of causing your face, manages hasn't been automatically struck, my throat come on. I'm watching You are going to make me sick tomorrow. As I was saying, it's important not to patent shackling you're elderly neighbours make sure

There is no for concern? What you mean, My guess is a lifelong civil rights advocate for people with disabilities, she's also the author of being human, an unrepentant memoirs of a disability rights activists and she's featured in the upcoming Netflix documentary grip,

help. Please welcome Judith human. Can I just say, reading reading this book, I expected to be impressed by it, but I wasn't quite expected for how much of a bad ass. You would be. No because you you, you, don't just advocates for human rights and rights for people with disabilities, but but you fight for them and you fight for them with a passion. Welcome to the show before I get into my first question, I I guess would really blew my mind about your story. Is that I specifically have taken for granted. So many things in life that I feel like we're. Always there ramps you know for getting into stores. You know ramps that help people get into buses when travelling. All measures that we put in place to help everybody be part of society. You lived in a world where that wasn't true and you fought to make those changes. What was that world like before the world we live in today?

so I grew up in Brooklyn Oliver from Brooklyn and dumb At that time, I was born in nineteen. Forty seven, I had polio in nine. In forty nine There were no lives. There were no federal laws that made it. Legal to discriminate against many people. Obviously the civil rights act from your s didn't come about till nineteen sixty four and as I got older, it became a bigger problem because the school neighbourhood was not accessible. My mother took me to that school PS when ninety eight. At that time it was an exit. Well after the lies, came into being one thousand eight. It was eighty one this bill became accessible, but the principal denied me entrance into the school because I couldn't walk and he said I could be a fight

has it. You know I am able bodied person I take. So many things were granted, we take things were granted away. I demand is able that you call me non disabled. Oh, I never know what time it is to be honest because only non disabled, because without that, because the law We have your acquiring a disability temporarily there permanently is statistically very high, so threatened me. It's been thirty, now. Since the American Disabilities ACT was passed, many would feel like this has been done and everyone has access to what they need. What do you still feel needs to be specifically in the United States, so I think the United States, and around the world. One of the big issues is that people with disabilities to feel proud of who we are. We need to be ashamed of who we are we as disabled.

Bananas allies, like I know you I could have done some great work on your programme- mental health, peace that you did was better that's really. I think that the objective is that we, as disabled people, need to ban together speak out against depression and oppression or discrimination against any one, and that needs to be the norm. And I want to just also say- and I live in d c- and the metro there, some of the most free, when uses of the elevators our men and women who have babies in baby carriages. So I We really need to also look at the kind of accommodation that theoretically have been made for disabled people.

Actually benefit, so many other people work and people don't even realize I loved every part of your story because of how fierce it is because of how funny it is because of how interesting it is because of how much you learn. I mean I learned about stories in and around the disabilities ACT, the story of Amerika and I learned that there was it's a time in New York when there was no traffic on some streets, Thank you. So much will feature beginning much putty pursuit of human everybody delusional.

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