You listening to Carmody Central the daily show with Trevor Noah is brought you by the motley fool since two thousand to Motley fool stock adviser has beaten the market by almost five times in twenty twenty. Ninety one percent of recommendations saw positive returns. Imagine Woodstock adviser could do for your portfolio. Is it full dot com, Slash Iheart, defined the Oscars, the biggest night of the year for Hollywood and for people who manufacture red carpets. Now, despite the pandemic, shaking everything up, the Oscars pulled off a lot of cool moments. Last night I mean we got to see an award show in a train station

We saw Regina King get her steps in and we even got to see Glenn close audition to be encouraging these next video, but we also got a lot of history made last night, Chloe's now became the first woman of color to win best director usual noon was the first korean actor to one in a war and Daniel Kaluza, my friend became first person to get an Oscar and beat down from his mama on the same night. Yes, Oscar goes too your collusion journey, so its inevitable celebrated celebrate life. Man were breathable Wilkins, incredible, incredible. That is incredible, my mom that they had six

In my judgment on the means, oh I'm so happy to be alive, suddenly celebrate out tonight. There's this guy just say sex in front of his african mother. You will take up a forget, saying my parents had six gesture, say sex in of african parents will be instantly rewarded by an ash whooping of one new mental proportions. People can be saying sex in front of everybody. Parents in fact, I'm sure the only reason she didn't work Daniels ass right. There was just because there are too many white people in attendance here for me soon elect when we get home Daniel. I'm telling you there's, no man, that's the only reason blackmailers won't be too in public. I'm on would look around. It should be like two three four five, six like just one too many for you. If I go

only reason I'm staying in America, people or the white people here make me feel safe, because if I go home, my mom is gonna beaten and because she sent into the shop to buy bread, but there are a lot of money, but the euro. Guys, if you ask me, I think this is the future of award, shows right. Forget agents, Managers in the crowd back, I want to see parents yeah, I wanna see bread pits dad holding his embarrassing baby photos in the bathroom. I want to see Emma Stones, mom liquor, thumb wipe off a little goes cheek. Why she's? On stage I was in the rocks, mom heckling him from the crowd like he looks tough now where he was the bad until he was nineteen, but let's turn offer movies to America's other favorite form of entertainment, gender reveal parties and, unlike the Oscars, here's one that

ended with a bang. A large explosion in New Hampshire that shook multiple towns is being blamed on agenda reveal party. The sound of the blessed was captured on a doorbell camera. Some residents thought it was an earthquake. One even reported damaged were homeward police say was eighty pounds of explosives detonated on Tuesday. Please say the man set them off in a quarry because he thought it would be safe. Fortunately, nobody was heard. Officials are still trying to figure but charges the men might face. I listen people if you find out that you having a baby and your first response is to set off eighty pounds of experts. since you probably shouldn't be having a baby plus two. These parents ever think about how high you are setting the expectations for your child. When you set of eighty pounds of explosives to announce their arrival, I mean does

Jesus didn't get an explosion. He's got some with due to delivering spices, but now these days parents, like Frank incense, might be good enough. For the Son of God, but my brain and deserve them bashed. But I will say this man, I don't Anybody who agenda reveal potty, especially when it goes wrong this summer, there's that can go wrong at agenda reveal. In fact I have gender, real and poof man. It happened to me the money ever I welcome to my gender real body. Here we go you. oh you're, apparently you only supposed to do it for a child, but no one tells me I know where the rules are. Finally, you might remember from your history textbooks that there was an attempt to overthrow the. U S government back in the year January, and the latest arrest in the capital insurrection comes from a poor guy. Just

trying to make love connection. Authorities say they have evading app bumble to thing for The arrest of a man accused in the siege at the U S, capital and January Sixth, Robert Chapman alleged, Toto women than men on bumble that he's storm the capital and made it all the way to Actuary Hall, the woman replied. We are not a match and, as you know, by the FBI. Chapman is charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct unrestricted government property. This has to be the craziest thing I have ever heard. Someone actually told the truth on a dating app. That's why I actually wonder how that guy brought it up. You know the fact that he stole the capital like how do you? How do you work that into a game? Does he come right out with it? What does does he waits until she opens the door? Hey? Don't I recognize you from some

yeah a girl. You might have seen me on tv hitting a cop with flagpole enow Freedom MA am prompted this woman. She wasn't messing around. She turned the dude in to the F b I, which is a hell of a swipe left, and it shows that clearly this woman has not single that long, I mean, let's be honest people after a few years of traffic data online, you know stuff, like overthrowing the government, I stopped being a deal break for some people. Well, I mean he struck the capital, but he's really sweet and he bought me flowers. So we're gonna go to Chile's this Friday night for a date yeah. They said fully book, but he says he can get us in one way or another. If you watch CNN well, first of all, congratulations on being basic, and second, you may have seen a political pundit named Rick Santorum, former republican senator, and what you get if you sucked the handsome out of Mitt Romney, he's known for his reliably conservative opinions on the beach.

Issues of the day? But now one of his lesser known opinions about american history has slipped out: Rick Santorum since losing his Pennsylvania Senate seed to Bob Casey years ago, Santorum has found one off cable stardom. He wasn't particularly well known for his views on native Americans until today, when this surfaced a portion of his remarks to the Young America's foundation. We pay me here and created a blank flank, wee wee birth, a nation from nothing amiss. There's nothing here, I'm a yes! We have native Americans, but him, but candidly that that there is much native american culture in american culture it. It was born of the people who came here pursuing religious liberty to practise their faith. You guys I

eight to admit it, but Rick Santorum is right from Tallahassee to the Mojave Deserts from Chappaqua chairman there is no trace of native american culture anyway, in Amerika I mean, if anything, metaphorical should be grateful, because before centurions forefathers got here or there have been nothing didn't have smallpox didn't have obesity didn't have unemployment didn't have drug addiction, basically sucked. This argument is so offensive that even the Cleveland Indians, Lobo stuff, smiling. How can you say this? Oh, no, oh, there's! Nothing before we got you know. Santorum is like he's like that. Girl that shows up to a party like going all year looks good. This party started it normal men. The party was going on for a few. Some years long before you got here. Would you work ass moves oranges by the way the problem would be more native american culture if the colonizers hadn't taken their sacred ground to build a future

that's a census. It's how the? U S government says every! on the contrary, make so now is every ten years. The census determines how many people in the country and then how many congressional seats each state gets and, of course, which city gets a real housewives, and now the twenty twenty numbers are officially out the? U S senses reports. Over the last decade, the population grew at the slowest rate, since the nineteenth these this was driven by the levelling off of immigration and declining birth rate in the country, because of population shifts. Texas will pick up two seats in Congress. Florida North Carolina, Montana, Colorado in Oregon will each get one more and for the first time California is losing one seat as our Illinois Michigan Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia,

and New York which get this was just eighty nine people short of keeping all of its seat. who Memorable you telling me Just eighty nine more new Yorkers have filled out their senses. The state wouldn't have lost a how seats eighty nine, when this basically nothing. You know this reminds me of promotion of that kid at the carnival who realises that, if only they want two pairs of shocks, he would have been tall enough to get on the ride, but he did it so then he gets mad cuts, the power to the fairest wheel, but that backfires, because his crushes up there and she gets scared and not just Ryan's going to Timothy's arms, whatever I'm taller than him now so look. This is really unfortunate for New York state because it means that

its congressional districts disappears, and that means we have a represented that district in Congress becomes a Roman forced to travel the countryside. Looking for a new district, to represent what Tashin touchy. No one german law. Now, aside from New York, getting screwed the Big NEWS, senses is that America's population grew at the slowest rate, since nineteen thirty is basically, immigration is down and the birth rate is falling primarily due to this photo I'll know exactly what that says, but I do know that the nineteen thirty sucked for america- I mean those great depression that adjustable everything we have black and white, wanted some which are sick. You needed to climb a hospital skyscraper a shitty time to be alive we shall be Trevor. No ears edition is brought to you by rocket mortgage, we're looking for new

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consumer access. Dot org number thirty, thirty movies there, what the rock does while waiting to become president and now there's a new contender forbid movie ever for decades and movie? Critics have declared citizen Kane the greatest film of all time, but it is no longer the top rated film on rotten tomatoes thanks to a new, on Earth Chicago Tribune Review from eighty years ago, I heard it said that it fails to impress with a cane slaving away from the top spots. That title now goes to panic. Ten to that's right. Having to true is now officially the greatest movie of all time. In many ways it's the citizen, Kane of Movies Elk. If you ask I don't agree with this whole thing. I'll pay. You can rank movies based on average, critical reviews into percentages. You know I mean these works of art. They should be judged on more important factors like how much money they made.

Personally, I think that when you're evaluating forms, you need to look at how it stands up to the test of time in our citizen. Kane is eighty years old. We should be talking about Paddington to eighty years from now, probably not. Which were busy fighting over the lost freshwater spring on the baron wasteland that will be planet earth. Now, that's a mock against Paddington. Don't get me wrong. Having been true is a phenomenal movie. I just don't think is the greatest movie of all time. I'm not just saying that, because I'm bits over the fact that they cut up my camera, Why, yes, I will give you a marmalade sandwich Paddington, but first you ve got a suck. My dick, maybe I shouldn't have improvised line, Let us move on now to some crime news. Today the FBI raided the home and Office of Trump lawyer and decaying stewing Griffith, really Giuliani, where they reportedly confiscated laptops, cellphones and a bunch of jaws labelled

definitely not blood. Now we don't know exactly what Rooney Giuliani is being investigated for. Take your pick really, but if this next story tells us anything here, but I hope the feds didn't find any overdue blockbuster rentals

it's a woman has a felony charge on her record or not returning to be Hs. Take back and ninety. Ninety nine Karen Mcbride only learned about the charge after trying to change her last name following her marriage, the beaches, taping question Sabrina the teenage which, while she was charged in March, two thousand for felony embezzlement, while a movie retail location later went out of business and two thousand eight charges have since been robbed. After Mcbride story aired on local tb. She actually believes a room made at the time rented under her name, because she never even watch the shell wow Amerika moms arresting people. I mean this wound charted. Will a felony for late revealed paper. that's ridiculous. You know the real criminal is here. The person who invented the system, where we were allowed to rent for videos and watch them in a day. You know

oh well, I couldn't wars, postpone videos when I drove them, but still you let me take them, because you to charge me a lengthy and now look, I'm a criminal record. I associate with other criminals all because I returned the money progressive, four hours, late, stalwart, that the union can plead everyone, even the kid hoof, oh and by the for our young of you is a VHF tape, is it sort of like Netflix, except only held one show that you wanted to watch instead of eight hundred shows that you'll never watch? Now, thankfully they let this woman off the hook, but I do love how even Then the charges were dropped, she's still through a roommate under the bus yeah, I'm free, but you guys need arrest Erika. This was all her faults and, finally dating it's. How you find the person who's going to fought under your covers for the rest of your life? If you like romantic stories about new relationships, will then you'll

this one. Thirty five times more from Japan. This man allegedly dated thirty five women and told them all he had a different birthday, so he can constantly receive gifts from them. He was able to get nearly a thousand dollars worth of presence from the women before they all banded together to report him to police. He has since been arrested for fraud. in thirty five women in Japan is illegal, weird and America. They just leave you a tv, show an honest people, I know it's getting. Extra presence is worth the stress of juggling thirty five girlfriends. I mean imagine having to pretend that you haven't already washed. TED Lasso thirty four times he doesn't know Shaka all not to mention he has to be getting gets for them. True right, I mean at some point he just getting a present from one woman and then handing it right up to the next one is

the recent assembly line of re gifting cigarettes. There are things that met gates has to buy for his girlfriends. It does more than a decade since the? U S band cigarettes with flavors that help make them more appealing, especially to kids, but the most power a flavor got a special exemption and that may be about to choose today, my mark the beginning of the end of menthol cigarettes in this country, because, just in the last couple of minutes, the FDA is announcing its working on a proposal to ban them within the next year, along with all wayward cigars and have been disproportionately harmful for members of the black community. For decades, menthol cigarettes have been marketed aggressively. Two black Americans were the eighty five percent of black smokers use. Menthol cigarettes, the Andes, expended plan to ban and fallen cigarettes would be a victory for and against who know. The tobacco industry has targeted the black community with men votes for decades. It's maybe meant as cheap Roma communities more price? This council by communities

strategic partnerships with black, let organizations the cool jazz First of all, a really of arrived ways to really focused on transforming went onto a black cigarette. That's right! America is about to ban menthol cigarettes and, honestly, I'm all forts, partly because tobacco companies have an ugly history of targeting menthol two black communities, but also just speaking for myself. I hate smelling that shit, yeah MILAN alike. One of my hang around someone who smokes men falls? It smells like that which is fighting a fire at a mentor factory smell man, whether you for this thing or against it, you gotta admit it's gonna, send ripples through the black community in America and so to get some perspective on that ripple were joined by my good man. Roy would junior. What's going on right, we'll see. What do you think? but this menthol Tibet is amazing right. No, I tell you what happened

I've been Joe Biden, crazy problem, but a top desires. What trouble you can do is to black people won't be another insurrection, menthol smokers nor storm the capital over this ban now don't be a little slow workers. They go had stopped because they brevity will be weak and every web steel may entail say right what you mean. I didn't write. What like I don't get this right, Is it about menthol? That brings so much passion because Trevor all this season in black people, smoking he's in cigarettes. Metals. At all reason, my grandma can cook. While she spoke in the ash, never fall off today, I'm paying sheets which brands following that, we all face it. Also, this amazing, you ask investiture strictly metals, justice. Flavour, they were sign of wisdom. How am I supposed to know of America? the causing environmental hang out of map. I mean look at it.

It's gonna, be a change, but at the end of the day, smoking menthol is unhealthy. Ok, but why is it that black people to get their unhealthy thing? What happened? I'm stupid S, clothes cigarettes, white, Lamby, smoking smell like fee would like that. What about them long gas, Coelho, Deville shit I'll, see them banned, and what about you and tobacco? This was quite an avenue about all my mouth out. Another this move will, but this also uses rifle while Roy Roy, I know about dead man. I mean this ban has a lot of support. In the black community they will pushing its oil. The black community is full height is by the way its government want to ban middle they help my breathe and you know it will help us with that is banned. Please turn it to bad knees: ain't menthol! Maybe then we get some legislation. Man. I ain't got time to talk to your ass. Do I got to call these doors get these menthols stop than about every store Roy Roy you copy

going out and smoking a bunch of cigarettes. Now, that's crazy! I'm not goin! out and smoking cigarettes, Doll Van Gogh and stock up all metals abandonment, others can be of a myth. All's well stay off the market this, but to build a new bitcoin and about this bread on the mere right. Can you get me some? I don't want to miss the next Bitcoin Roy, no you're hater, I don't bill. Would hate is the day of the bear was up before we go, please consider quoting an organization called one tree planted. There are nonprofit charity, focused on global reforestation. Just last year they planted over ten million trees worldwide to create a healthier climate and protect biodiversity around the Globe Fiona than restore farce, create jobs and bull communities than please go to the link below and donates. Whatever you can these criminal ears. It wants the daily show weak nights at eleven, ten central on Tommy, central and economic civil war,

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