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how do you know you're the only one i wrote this back in there right now we got black riding man is the daily so with driver i take it you think we're gonna find out why beyond say and j c might have beef will see where black friday came from and if you loved the trump administration than old boy have i got some great news for you so let's do this people has some straight

surveys headlines before giving the big stories as catch up on a few things going on in the world starting the grammy awards yesterday the full this of nominations was announced and beyond is leading the pack with nine nominations which amazing which amazingly ties her with her husband j c for the old time record of eighty three nominations

yeah makes your hashtag marriage goals look like shit oh and congratulations to amanda gorman the poets who got her first nomination for best spoken word album the joe biden who got a nomination for best we think those are the words album done sir well done in tech news elon musk is continuing his make over of twitter by telling employees that from now on the work environment will be quote extremely hard core and they should prepare themselves but if any one insults him you'll call is mommy and fired the that's not hard core it's just me and by the way i don't know if you can afford to fire anymore employees and he's really fired off for the company presently

it can be the only one working at twitter we're going to be sitting there like why haven't my tweets updated for like twenty minutes and it'll be like sorry i was taking a shit it was so hard where was i oh in international news nature has announced that the stream missiles that poland yesterday were not fired by russia after all as was reported yet actually ukrainian missiles being launched against russian attackers so the good news is that nato doesn't have to go to war against russia the bad news is well let's go against the ukraine rules the rules are rules i'm just glad it wasn't what we thought it was and poland's like we still got bombed alright let's move on to the big story of the day as you know americans from election was just one week ago the votes in many districts are still being counted the run for georgia senate see two still three weeks away and wolf blood

i still waking up in the middle of the night shouting key rice alert to write my point is the twenty twenty two midterms are on not over which means now is the perfect time to start covering the i need twenty four election the there have been so many times over the last few years when people have said that donald jobless trump was finished for sure and all the he was finished when he lost to an ancient artifacts they said he was finished when he was impeached for throwing a house party without his parents' permission when he got his hand stuck under the fridge trying to get a cadbury creme egg that rolled underneath there just let go of the act donald's thing people don't realize is donald trump doesn't care what anyone else thinks about his political future and you saw that last night because he swapped out the bus they table at more logical for american flags and made a big announced

on stage it is south florida state donald trump announcing the white house run he's hinted at ever since his twenty twenty election defeat in order to make amerika great a glorious again i am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the former president impeach twice including for his role in the january six insurrection placing himself at the head of a movement to take power back for his supporters this is our country our government now at the centre of multiple investigations mr trumps at a weapon eyes to justice system is the greatest threat to the u s we must conduct a top to bottom overhaul to clean out the festering rod and corruption of washington d c and i'm a victim i will tell you i'm a victim that's right

shouted the biggest victim of every time i do something illegal they come after me i've done thirty illegal things they ve come after me at least twenty john is so unfair so you know if this is this is i'm actually glad he's being honest about why he's running but he's running for the same reason every shirt was gown cops runs the pulpit was chasing him he said but this is what trump does he's always the victim the pool

billionaire who only owns fifteen golf courses and got to run the world's most powerful country for four years oh woe is me if trump was president fairy tail the movie would suck and the princess would never get saved yeah the dwarves would be like please we need you to save snow white and he's like who's going to save me do you know how many scares are in my casual i'm joe guide you know how hard it is to pick from the lavish banquet my servers prepare for me but she's poison to eternal sleep i wish i could sleep you did it you get comfortable in a bed of coins show but that's right trump is good the old team back together for one more run at the white house and of course i say that metaphoric since most of the old team is in jail the point is though is officially in the race and yet remit

interesting way to kick off your presidential campaign vote for me i'm a whiny piss baby cause that's what most of his speech was about and apparently he's not the only victim not according to the donald's running into the ground was also very hard on his family hasn't been a joy ride for first lady either go home and he says you look angry and upset i say just leave me alone i got hasn't been the easiest in fact my one boy stand at work i think more subpoenas than any man in the history of our country so unfair alchemy you heard of the great gangster capone got far less bill the kid got almost done jesse james no eric trump card our subpoenas he's a pay each day and subpoenas they come from congress

ass right no one suffered more from the trunk presidency than the trump family air while the rest of you were living it up in your border cages and enjoying an endless parfait of covert eric trump was being asked to answer some questions what a hard life i'm not i will admit that iraq has got more subpoenas and slingers like billy the kid and jesse james these guys in the wild west what they got a lot of subpoenas seeing the movies

i have a burning miss the ugly is mr ugly here you don't you ever busy i'll come back later that story that he told the trunk told about him and maloney it was what anyone else a surprise that i was to get was tromp telling me

and he had to leave him alone melania was probably like all know anything but that oh how i'll give you some space how about forever now you might be thinking this speech probably sucked right because you're not a fan donald trump but it turns up even the people who there to see him actually want to stay trump displayed a fraction of his two thousand and sixteen energy the speech ran twice as long as scheduled and for long stretches left his crowd restless and silent this was a teleprompter trump low energy very very unusual he started to get bored and started to ad lib and it just turned into a rambling math in my opinion candidly he was quite subdued low energy i thought this speech tonight was lame i thought the crowd was lame reporters inside the ballroom at mar a lago noticed a handful of trump supporters attempting to leave before trump was done speaking at security won't let them

i do say what you will about trump but the man takes these border security seriously nobody is getting out we're going to build a wall below i'll keep them in but for real you know a club is shitty when you balancing to keep people in that's when you know things are not going well and actually feel bad for the crown the pony scared as hell they're like oh no we're trapped in here impressive laptop he's locked us up he's locked safe i will say it is strange i'll be honest i think it is a little strange that so many pull in the news media with fixed it's on how boring the speech was i who cares for years they were like this is normal another like this is

true normal same say something about the mexicans we need right change donald not despite trot triumphant return the word on the street is that he might not have the support that he needs to win apparently public elites are clamouring for on the scientists rights made republican donors have announced that they won't back trumpet time even ivanka released a statement saying she doesn't want to be a part of the campaign instead she wants to focus on her family which of course i understand i mean she's got that adorable little boy at home she has kids you know so a lot of me who plays in the republican world are not thrilled at donald trump is running again although apparently many democrats are happy including people like bernie sanders who said trump running me be a horror show for the country but i gotta say

as a politician who wants to see that no republican is elected to the white house and twenty twenty four from that perspective his candidacy is probably good thing the bernie bernie's probably rights democrats should be praying for donald trump to win the nomination so that they can easily crush him in the general election yeah that kind of thinking has never horribly backfired just ask president hillary clinton what could go wrong but for real people are we really going to do this again we're going to do everything that the democrats are going to hope to face trump the media is going to write him off because republicans don't support him forgetting that republicans didn't support him the first time then he got

stage roasted chris christie slapped jeb bush so hard his whole family felt it and then all of a sudden the whole republican party was like you are our king now and his wife is ugly and before you say but this time is different we beat him already yeah remember that he only lost joe biden by forty four thousand votes and that was during a pandemic we're trump told it wanted bleach their lungs he's probably not gonna do that again probably and you we like yeah but but this year if trump's maga election deniers last year but they lost by like one percent one percent those on the ground and find out margins people lose a kind of margins with anything is a little bit different time trump could windows states gas prices could be higher the economy could be worse joe biden could keep getting older anything is possible but no i guess everyone's gonna act up the same rules as twenty sixteen the dim

we are going to hope he wins republicans aren't going to stand up to him until it's too late and the news will give them live coverage for every single word that he utters i just pooped again breaking news but i'll tell you what if we all the same things again just let me know now this time i'll be prepared i'll go visit all the shithole countries before the borders are closed i'll invest in tiki torches and best believe i'm going to stock up on a shit ton of toilet paper because i'm not using my socks again you hear me not happening again alright that's it for the headlines but before we got the chicken on the traffic with our very own roy wood jr everybody laughed happening in the craft was limited to what you want me to turn around and tell you to talk to you for using a wall you tell me what's was for you to tell me what's up just tell me what's happening that focus on the traffic right now we're focused on you telling us to take trump serious like trump don't take

brought serious trot don't i themselves it broke he announced it from the clip he announced he running for president he was upstairs in his roles and it was like let me go downstairs real quick and do this president thing regaining change his slogan was doing this to get rid of all the all the all the old maga merch from last time at like what you said it all he might drop out i bought three boxes of mhz for you know for democracy the plus the other thing with this man trump deep down trump know he can't beat dissenters keep it

if you look at descent looking at men looking at the dump some bad bitch boots right the man he got audible he got the conservative vote up top he got the gay bow down the center's not so good num bootstrap my daughter grabbed him by the buzzer the ok let's just get through traffic boy the thing about elon musk can be dumped him to talk about elon musk was a gift for supposedly traffic but yeah dug graves of the people and emailed every everyday elon doing something similar the email telling all their employees to step it up our sidebar if i worked at twitter

wouldn't open my emails stop opening your email if you work at one is like divorce you got to hear me to pay with the you can't fire me if i don't open my email email elon been slinging them emails the two weeks ban and a below good news and he like you brigades would have over your email in the news or better strippers in the break room the email was why did you read the email i read them as they were insane he had this whole thing he was he was like from now on we are going to be extremely hard core working long hours like high intensity anything like an only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade if you want to be part of the new twitter then you can get out it's crazy to be honest i mean look crazy poor c o would mean that good luck crazy for seals are there that that was a launch mistake you won't talk to people like that far but you can't call yourself a ceo we will talk to people grace

you got to call yourself a head coach

that nobody is more verbally abusive to their employees then a head coach you have played a sport coach coach always talking great blood i won't pay water makes you weak you can't have no water if eli want to keep from getting in trouble run twitter like a head coach first of all stop email and everybody call a huddle bring all your employees in because everything in the elon email every everything you want to send an email if he said it in a locker room it don't sound as bad like he can be a twitter called cheaters have a local brigadier the competitive world we need to be hong kong long hours high intensity only exceptional performance constitute a passing grade engineers need you to drive us we are software and services company if you are sure that you want to be a part of team twitter then please click yes on the link below in the email and you make sure that they remember forever the night they played the atlantic is going to expose the truth about black friday we'll be right back i want to do the

the danish next thursday night america celebrates the holiday that defines its as a nation lacks writing but winded black friday come from won't you find out we turn to desert like another episode of why do we celebrate this give back this one's mine you already the diver that plants growing has i am hello my shop a holocaust next in eastern small rats coupon coopers bargain bitches capitalism warriors and sales like it's the holidays and that means one m no i'm carrying that means shopping family what the

like many of you i too will be going out on black friday one of america's most treasured excuses to buy shares and like friday seems like something that's been around forever i mean i can't remember a time when black righty didn't exist then again my memory is a little fuzzy from all the head trauma from previous black fridays say history last friday is actually quite interesting it started in the nineteen twenties when retail stores wanted to set a clear beginning to the christmas shopping season through tomorrow towards like macy's created grand parades to signal to americans it's time to start spending cash although back then brain balloons worn is curiously once today you now classics like puff the method old dragon whimsical drifter murderer and thick daddy super hoping to scare people to run inside the stores i don't know the pointers region most dependent on a big christmas shopping season and were we

to do whatever it took to make it as long as possible in fact during the great depression they even lobbying president franklin roosevelt move thanksgiving a week earlier to allow for more christmas shopping and after his cousin giving him a hand job after agreed events they they move thanksgiving back but the retailers got what they wanted because over the next few decades more and more people began their christmas shopping the day after thanksgiving the first time the day was called black friday was in the nineteen sixties it was actually coined by the philadelphia police department because the day brought tons of traffic and chaos and for hopping to cause chaos in philadelphia it has to really be chaos i once set fire to a mannequin at a zahra in philadelphia and they didn't even kick me out of the store they just threw it in the burnt mannequin pile salary

in the nineteen eighties that black friday finally went nationwide and it was all thanks to america's obsession with the adorable little vegetable human monster hybrids known as the cabbage patch kids i got this one for three thousand dollars and i had to get punch by a lotta grammars to get it but it was worth it the toys such high demand that it caused literal riots across amerika people thought their neighbours tooth and nail to pay for some letters shaped plastic all the violence was worth it for that precious christmas morning when their kids would open the box see the cabbage patch kid and then play with the box the cabbage patch kid set the standard for all sorts of black friday creed this throughout the nineties from verbiage to beanie babies to tickle me elmo's to countless other toys bought by newly divorce dad's trying to buy their way into their kids hearts by two thousand to nearly three quarters of all shoppers were in stores over black friday link it was paradise for people looking for

and robbers looking for unguarded homes lack friday was so successful that store started pushing the start time back from friday morning to friday at midnight and then all the way back to thanksgiving night itself they called the new all in a grey thursday as a tribute to the moral grey area of abandoning our family on thanksgiving to choke out a stranger for an instant pot swimming and throughout this time i friday door buster sales became more dangerous as consumers turn every big box store into a big octagon arena it got so bad than in two thousand and eleven you are statistically more likely to be injured in a black friday sale than from a shark attack unless that shark is also at the black fridays

fail and then it depends on whoever wants that blender more got it but sadly the good times and horrific injuries couldn't last forever with the dawn of online shopping black friday became less relevant than the newer shiny or two day premier holiday that took it's place along one came cyber monday an easier way to score deals while avoiding the mobs that in person stores just another way technology has pulled us further apart i mean sure it's more convenient but i think we lose and we no longer have that one on one air fire to scald contact sad also in recent years retail employees had begun pushing back on so called holiday creed which is the term for stores standing their holidays shopping periods into thinks giving not what happens when you are reared cousin hits the egg non too hard and tries to go after your on your under parts would even as its

olden days are behind it black friday is still an american institution standing tall beside things giving the super bowl and the pearls and now that you know it's history dont forget to keep it in perspective sure saving money is great but this season isn't about fighting some stranger at a store it's about gathering your family and fighting with them so happy shopping season now if you'll excuse me i gotta start practicing for the big day hey step away from that dyson you think i will pull out this pen will guess why tik tok mother but we can do

my view is an enemy nominated me the first black aviator in navy history in the new full devotion which will be closely and faces november twenty third please well jonathan major the am i am i holding these for you am i no no no no those are for you these are for me i think i heard you got two weeks left maybe how are you you brought me my flowers from the culture

and this is flowers we i heard of south africa this is beautiful year yeah amazing year not normal if that was my question to grill you on but now we'll take it easy we'll just take it easy now welcome to the show is an app it's pleasure to have you here i mean uh for the new movie but for everything that you ve been doing you know you you you you hopped on too many

we'll screens for the first time last black man in san francisco amazing form that i think everybody should watch you know that the way you carry a character than obviously love cross country which you got your emmy nomination for congratulating and now and now in this film you know it's it's it's amazing to be playing a character that more people should know about because of what they represented but should be playing the first black but in the navy in many we'll talk about how black service members were fighting a war on on two fronts etc they won't just fighting against was happening outside america they were fighting against what was happening inside a mac and you you portrayed and from what we can do i know you very intentional but why why this movie and why this character well well i play of supervision and i thought this was an opportunity to play a hero i love that

when i saw from texas dallas texas came up came up certain way jesse brown is from mississippi rights son of a sharecropper and somehow he may his way from those sharecropper fails to the sky and became not just stay black naval aviator but the best black naval aviator and i thought and we got stories about king rose upon harriet tubman we'll have a story about this guy and this is a handshake this it's time to say ok this is suggesting is jesse you know and i wanted to be responsible for it and i also wanted to planes what are you gonna from that experience that you in telling the story it was access i mean i was the whole thing that was ass jesse's thing access it's it's quite work is a metaphor anyway you know if you can if you can touch this guy your life in that way

no you promised to do anything you mean truly can i love noticing is is how many times the parallels will be drawn between characters that that that great actors are playing and the lives that they themselves are living i think you know different you know you you you are sending at a rate everybody is enjoying you know you you you you'd you truly are you you're flying from you know from india films in all too to to a show that was beloved on on on h b o and then now as you said you're going to be in a marvel movie in marvel movies plural the opposite end of the spectrum it's so big how do you hold onto the small that you love and acting as i know that about you you love that that the minutes you know

at the same time we saw you and you know when you are in loki that was one of the best surprises you made a pretty kick ass villain there you blow it out over the either the olive acting royal shows its thank you both for me it's is my way of however healing you mean you use your character you go kay in those somebody you know you he's ok cool when i though i am you're pretty antisocial yes i do love people that make sense clamor for that the cool part about peoples that is is really world war all the same in a way you know i'm not gonna get on a soapbox but we really an old i didn't know more reallocating the career and got you go on

like everybody hearten you know and this is something about your fight define purpose you know all all homesick rising ryan ali talk about purpose you know nifty huh stiva purpose rising as for meaning that whole book is about people surviving this high time for the purpose yeah you know and i feel quite fortunately this is purpose elitism by angle ok genuine hurts what's goin on i got a coup where's that hurt me and you grow that way your mean you you could make some really great friends that way to wow and you tell you tell amazing stories that way you know hopefully that connects to what people are experiencing with with it is the housing crisis in san francisco you know whether whether it is you know people being forced out of where they live with it it is you know civil rights in america where you know and and i think i think you show that and everything people are so excited to see you not not just in in mobile phones but you know everyone was shocked and amazed

not just that the fact that you are going to be in creed three and the trailer looks amazing directed directed by michael b jordan restarting across from him but then the images came out of you owe on men's health is definitely here we go because i think we have the image here to why why are you doing this to us i'm doing this for us you realize that there are normal men out there we're living our lives eating bread and then you do what does your body fat percentage at right now duplin six three point six and place it up you like acme's like five so what are you what don't you eat what do i not

how can you eat i can't explain everybody who gets a marvel movie gets a six pack what is happening there why is disney not not releasing i want to know what this is how many hours what do you like what does your life mean what is my life so i woke up this morning no i want to know the train man a train i train probably two to train two times a day i i

stay away from korbes you know me i knew it unless you need the car right angles and you it's i've oatman morning ok that's a car on call gives you you can put them you know i mean you will let like a pizza germany votes is cobb's excellence that you want to come to a party and again in the like it's a political party comes at a height of those a hack you are so that taking about tell me about this year a shake check the day before that's a secret you see now this is something i can be a had had listened to my yet yet if once you once you ve gotten yourself to a certain point on no baby there before that you go i remember the first time i saw you on the screen and i was like this don't know how you doing it oh he's making it so she knew you suck me into your will i promise you not used ever

knows you're gonna be the biggest anyone has ever seen and tables we will be giving you the flowers and you have been doing on the show and creating what you say about emissions do everything to make everybody do you think we go before we go i just want to remind you please consider donating to forgotten harvest they collect food surpluses from grocery stores markets restaurants and gaiters and they delivered free of charge to emergency food providers in the metro detroit area so if you can support them in their work and please don't it at the link below and so the next time they save up there and remember before you complain about how hard your life is remember that some people

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