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one from New York City needs. The daily show with revenue was due to the union. Twenty nineteen gets here. The union shall that's what we're like. One hundred percent live in a lot, and I can tell you the time right now. It's eleven o too. I couldn't fake that I could not make that anyway. Just a few minutes ago, President Trump finished his second states of the union address and, yes, his tie was crooked when he walked in trouble for six hundred people and not a single one of them. Had the balls to tell him

That is a somewhat more countries like this is the way ties should be from now on. I guess we should be grateful if this fly was an open. Not now remember. This speech was supposed to happen a week ago, but it was postponed because of the government shut down, which is good because it gave Trump extra time to practise mispronouncing big words, but the show had to go on because for the political world this is the biggest day of the year. Almost everyone who was important was there. For example, the Supreme Court justices were in attendance, brick Cavenaugh celebrated his first state of the union and it looks like he came prepared. Yeah, look at that. In fact He made it through the whole speech and only puke twice you rarely has grown. Oh Anne S will all the others a wrinkle just as they just war there, their normal robes and, like us Congress mistaking resource use rings normal wrote, that's what that was. Yeah. Now many people asking where was Ruth Bade against book. She wanted to come, but Democrats forced to stay home in one of those safety office from Jurassic Park.

Fascinated accedes to stay safe. Are please now there's a tradition of the state of the union for the President's and four members of Congress to invite some special guest to sit in the chamber. I usually the guest chosen to help make a political point of some kind. And this year was no difference. Some democrats have invited guests to send a message to the president from undocumented immigrants who have worked on trumped properties to workers who were for a low during the last government shut down and transgender service members, President invited Joshua Trump he's done worse excuse. Because he's often bullied for having the same last name, he was invited. Yet this is the state of the union, but really it's just an excuse for people to troll each other Democrats invited undocumented immigrants who work for Trump and I'm on the other side. Trends show how intolerant the radical left is. Trump invites and eleven year old boy who gets bullied yet just because he's last name is Trump, so both sides are true

each other so hard. I'm surprised that the democratic didn't invite the kids bully. You know just chuck Summa. They, like my special gas tonight, is a ten year. All they call not cause one of the top bullies around. He ripped the underwear trade off my body, you gotta admit, though, advising those kids and pretty savvy moved by Trump right. It combines two major goals of his family Maloney s campaign to stop bullying and Donald campaign to replace Eric now. Another custom of state of the union night is that one cabinet member does not attend the speech and is instead taken to secure location in case something catastrophic happens during the speech and someone is needed to run the governments. No one knows where that is, except for the postman. Skype delivers his food and tonight that cabinet member is Rick Parry,

Yes, that's right. If everyone was gone, victory would have been the president of the United States, which is fine. I mean he fulfils. Our new requirement for President he's been on a reality, show it works, and here the danish I wouldn't take any chances either right. We had our own. The native comedy survivor, Ronnie Chang, everybody just in case the state of the union, was catastrophically on funny. We actually had wanting in a secure location watching something else on tv, so that no matter what we would have stopped a joke about during Live show so give up a everybody. How did it go? Oh it was incredible. Driver I signed is dead bunco by myself. Was the only other thing on a nine p m, a re run of property brothers You want you to back up jokes. I came up with what we don't need, the jokes! Ok, no doubt the most, you ever knows how one The brothers always looks business and the other one always looks casual, but they both always look like douche bag.

The most stunning reveal of this show is that neither these creepy, as due to a twin in the womb, amorrhites honestly recipes jobs that just about how or twins are kind of weird, although it's another me or allow call, is like a mere again took my wife in the king S, ok, ok, that's probably good enough running sharing! Everybody goes on the show. Luckily, we didn't need more rallies jokes because, like most of Trump speeches, this one did have its twenty moments. So, let's get into the speech honestly by from standards. This was pretty chilled, probably because Maloney a really let him run around outside to tire himself out argued and speaking of woloda. She is really popular. Madam speaker, Mr Vice President members of Congress.

The first lady of the United States, look at that. An immigrant got the first standing ovation of the night, I'm so proud to beg. You stay with her well John, who we couldn't do it and with all protocol observed the present then went on to tell us how great he has made the United States In just over two years since the election, we have launched an unprecedented economic boom. Five point: three million new jobs, six hundred thousand new manufacturing jobs, wages arising rising at the fastest pace. In decades we are a net exporter of a we are considered.

Far away the hottest economy anywhere in the world. That's right folks, kind show, so they could tell be my daughter, so damn what trumpet appoints with all of this. Basically, what he was saying was: what would the economy be so hot. It will be a shame if something would happen to win an economic Miracle is taking place in the United States and the only thing that can stop it are polish wars, politics or ridiculous, partisan investor nations. If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be. War and investing nation, o k that didn't make sense, but it right

I wonder just wrote a bunch of rhymes to try and stop investigation. He was sitting from the mirror. Like light this further, without rabid Miller and conversion is an illusion. Lock up the orange nothing ran through there, What look man bragging about the economy and denying collusion? That's just how trump begins anything says, you know, even when he orders Mcdonald he's probably like no collusion manage of new jobs and gave me three apple pie please, but on their personal stuff, is just his way of clearing his throat right. The real theme of his speech was that we're all gonna die mexican style. As we speak large. Denies caravans

are on the March to the United States, ruthless coyotes cartels, drug dealers, human traffickers and sex traffickers, criminal illegal aliens, child smuggling the Savage gang Emma's, thirteen four thousand killing. Or murders sadistic traffickers very dangerous border. The president will be available for children's these. If you want to book and folks seriously this part of the speaker so scary, you should have just been doing with a flashlight and these Chin Erica. M thirteen, but before you feel dejected, my friends, the president, has some good news These problems can all go away for the low low price of five point: seven billion dollars in the past month. Of the people in this room voted for a wall, but the price

Her wall never got built. I I'll get it bill with a power. Barrier in place, El Paso is one of the safest cities in our country, Sid We put walls work at walls, save lives. Really, Mr President, will save lives tell that to Humpty dumpty been Instagram. Stop now he's just for TAT. I would twenty seven likes, that was what the soup speech by way way longer than usual, was so long narrative. You got bored and just started looking through the menu halfway through see doing I kept expecting, avoids come over with an order of Buffalo ways, but I guess you gonna. Thank you, but eventually there was one issue that woke up everybody and brought the whole.

Working together we have more women in the workforce than ever before. Don't sit yet like this. We also have more women serving in Congress. There Donald Trump is erodes. The guy's exists for credit for the Democrats Let's get more women such a look at what we mean to be set Donald Trump has done more to get women democratically elected than anyone else. I guess he does deserve credit. Yes, the same way we should thank smallpox for getting us in

vaccines. You know our goals and we should also be thankful to the president's for keeping all of us out of hypothetical war. If I had not been elected president of the United States, we would, now, in my opinion, being a major war with North Korea What thanks to me, folks, Kim Jong owners, walked all over the United States, build more miss our silos and given us nothing in return, they can go to war with you. If you Already surrendered folks, I did it, I get it, it's a brilliant red line of reasoning right where he's like, in my opinion. Yet yet, and we opinion anything, can be right here. In my opinion. We would, in my opinion, if everyone we would all be strawberries, that's my opinion accompany rob swollen

This was one of trumps tamer speeches, believe it or not, bought a wall, illegal immigration, economies doing great hashtag, no collusion, say most able was pretty much a one party lines. If you're a Democrat, you stayed in the same place of your Republican. You stay in the same place, but there is one thing we can all agree on: Red really what he's really improve like? I don't know if he's ready for a second term, but definitely ready for the second grade and to his credit, he tried to end the speech on a presidential notes. I ask The men and women of this Congress. Look at the. Opportunities before us. Our most thrilling achievements. Are still ahead. Our most exciting journeys still away. Our biggest victories are still to come.

We have not yet begun to dream. That's right! Folks, we have not yet begun to dream, in other words it's. The nightmare is just beginning states. Soon, after the break, the daily show is still live. I will go to war with Junior, for the black state. The union will be right back. We just got out of the state of the union. Now, during tonight's state of the union, President Trump spelled out his vision for America. I'm a hidden literally spell it out, because spelling and somebody does but each old us where he sees the country going and as its tradition, the state of the union was followed by several rebuttal speeches in former candidate for governor of Georgia. Stacy Abrams delivered the democratic response. California attorney general. Have you ever Sarah gave a speech on behalf?

Spanish speaking, Americans and Mitt Romney gave a speech on behalf of Americans who think catch up is too spicy. Here then show we have our own. You'll response, when we cover the issues that are of special importance to Black America. So please rise, but not really. You can just clap, as rightly Junior enters to deliver. The data shows annual stage of black should address even black people, African Americans, people of color, and why people taken its wanted? Three only result. Forty seriously filled with that. I'm really would junior and am speaking to you from the capital of Black America Corner Movable Waffle House in Birmingham

Alabama. I heard, is the one doktor king stop it when he came to himself tonight. We black people are gathered here to once again ask ourselves the question. Well, we is first of all the glad to govern the shut. We were glad to government shut down, as in it were glad the government has opened again, because, let me tell you this shut down hit Black America, especially ha. I was at the airport. I saw a lot of black people. Workin for free and surprise. You didn't catch tac agent, singing airport spirituals when you bring the

We will not. We will not allow the shutdown to overshadow our triumph from the past year. My fellow black folks, I'm here to tell you with confidence. The state of black ship is blackish it in November and November, more black Congress people than ever. Were left it to the House of Representatives of ok. We know where we live and would even gain and representation abroad. Megan Markel is now the second black person in the royal family way, whose efforts at first was We should rather Bentley. She got out and fancy church answer is pretty black than an act that Madame a real nice. Another thing to celebrate. Black unemployment is at an all time low, and for that we have to thank the president. Obama

Obama. You know another president, what president you thought I was at my right now. Let's talk about to stay, to bless me beyond so comical, Chill Vigil Tacoma, Pulitzer and two thousand eighty was the year we family stepped up. A mutant are killing that major pastoral. We will wait a minute, Madam speaker, a charge led by black women forced our community to finally confront ah shit yeah you just let me finish: benefits at community confronted, Achille and finally say enough is enough. I doing I say what I say now. Of course, two thousand eighteen also reminded us that in America today, white people will

still call the cops on you just for being blocked the blanket barbecue, the implacable, pull party or eliminate stand or just trying to sell would await your apartment. That's dead! That's illegal, ok, whatever open! Where was I yes white legs when they call the cops on us for no reason, we change their names to some shit that they'll never lived out and black people rally together. All your law. When can I wanted a White House and gave a TED talk? Tat. Black people came together. We boycott of the bad songs on his and to support our brother column cabinet. We all border free,

Nike is where am I right now to foot off this couch doktor came sit here, and this lesson brings me to the future of black sheep in the future is looking bright. Finally, get some criminal justice reform, Jordan, peels drop in another scary, ass movie and there's not one but two black people running for President comma anchoring team landscape. It happened so black people. When you asked the question where we use, I say to you: we're on our way to a future that looking bread and a future that look in

God bless you that was but a miracle, and God bless the thirty four tv shows host about Michael hit. I think you have to pay for it. I feel about you and my guess: right is an up ad columnist for the New York Times the scene in contributor and author of three best selling books? Please welcome. Right rooted to the shore ruddy. Let us job straight into what did you make of the state of the union will No, I mean it was a real whiplash experience, because there were the moments when he was appealing for unity. You know I'm saying you wanted to take a bipartisan approach and then there were moments when it was lying.

And and essentially bathing Democrats were those like descriptions of abortion laws that yes highly exaggerated, and then there is the whole border. You know which he you would think after the longest shut down a federal history, My temper is language a little bit he might retreat, but it was as blood's. Open, lawless and fantastic all in terms of its relation to the truth as ever right, but it seemed like Trump is a very simple message and that has led us all come together doing what I want to that seems pretty much. What he's messages, I think that's fair. I would just elongated a little bit. Let us all come to they're doing what I want and and constantly praising Oh yeah, I think I was, I think, a lot of that money. What went went when I mean that was probably won. My fear most we talked about earlier, but was win, win women's in Congress and was the Democrats who a newly the freshman Democrats and he was like yeah. That's that's what we did we may I didn't do it. I mean this was breakers. Everyone was wondering how was he going to be affected by an answer?

those are literally being on his shoulder rights like if you looked at the site, the right camera angle. She was like this head on his left chess writers, and you thought is that kind of Freak amount is going to put him off of his modest game, and the answer was, he was gonna, pretend to be a feminist, for the euro take credit for all the women in white sitting there and the truth is if the republican candidates whom he had advocated for had one there would not be a record number of women in the house while so that was it. His inner feminist is fraudulent. Let's say to say the least, to say the least, that the law eyes in and around the border. It was particularly egregious I mean he came in and basically when from the state of the union, a strong to America. Dying very quickly, because immigration is unclear, rolled and we need to stop it with a war and the caravans are coming and yes, ending the troops to the border. Yes, the paramount unwise its law on coming. We just found out now that they're coming is a new one. Coming you life like like at what point do think like how did not even think Democrats begin to combat this narrative is

thing, or do they just have to legislate around? What trouble I mean so far they ve been fighting it with facts. The american public is on their side. If you look at opinion polls, Americans don't think we should do anything and everything to have a border. All right, they blame Donald Trump for the shutdown. So so far Democrats are winning and that's why I think it was so unnerving to have Nancy policies head on the left. Shoulder right. When you look at some of the people, they cut you in specific moment speaking about issues there was a one cup with essential dimension. Bernie Sanders. Specifically, we talked about socialism like socialism will not live in this kind of cuts of burning, just like it blocks where I do feel like do. Does he write those four specific people using the news? Just finds a narrative and they go. This is who this line best applies to. I think all of the above, but I think this social. This line was he's in there is. There are a number of Democrats. Alexandria cause your cartels among them who, where the label democratic social rights, the Socialist Party, that label is something that Republicans receiving on. I think now, as we get toward the twenty twenty km,

And you're gonna hear Donald Trump, talking more and more about Democrats desire to turn American to a socialist country, which is of course absurd right. One of his biggest achievements that he tilted in the evening was that we are not at war because of him because in his opinion, We would have been at war, it were not for him and North Korea has not done anything because of him, but that's not what his intelligence officials have said, but first of all was so surprising to hear Donald Trump give himself so much credit because, usually he's so modest about it, then that that's roomy off entirely, but I'm no, it is fascinating, is just a week ago his intelligence chiefs were giving public testimony and they were basically saying the opposite of half of what he said and rights, and so you gotta give the president credit. He sticks to what he wants to say, even if the facts

We contradict right going forward. Do you think there's gonna be one of those nights where people go, though he was presidential. He he looked like a precedent. Up then he's ready to this country, or do you think the facade of Donald Trump reading words of prompter has now it doesn't affect people as much anymore? I'll answer your question with a question: how soon does you begin to tweet? That's That's when the presidential, or goes completely away all that's Powell, teleprompter Trump in Twitter, tramper, two entirely different. What's interesting, as I find that his tweets directly Carly to what they say about his speech news, so you find if everyone on cable new says this was a great speech. Donald Trump is gonna tweet out wonderful things in the morning say: let's come together and if you write something horrible about him, he's going to tweets or the power is in your hands.

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