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2020-10-07

Trevor highlights the history of U.S. presidents hiding their ailments, Roy Wood Jr. examines GOP efforts to suppress mail-in votes, and Jason Sudeikis discusses "Ted Lasso."

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problems couch in New York City to York out somewhere in the world. This is the daily social vision. Withdrawal Let's keep things off by talking about some of the stories that we call only spend time on today, because Donald Trump still has covered. Nineteen, for example, gay people taking over the proud boys hashtag with photos of themselves showing off their gay pride. Ok what anyone says. This is great and get the internet is doing more troll white supremacist, I will challenges and fewer eat, something that causes violent diarrhoea challenges Also the news about how the secrecy is. Finally acknowledging that the corona virus can Linda India after an infected. Presently the room come like a fought only this time, it's actually silence but deadly, not to mention my pants is now refusing to stand behind plexiglas at his debates with common Harris tomorrow, which just blows my mind because forget plexiglas, afterward
we ve seen of the White House this past week. The only place pence should be allowed to debate is from inside an aquarium made up url but, like I said people, we already talk about those story today, because Donald Trump is back at the White House. He didn't thing that tough guys do in the movies where they tend ivy out of the arm and say on checking myself lot of this hospital, and then he very carefully walk down the stairs to his car and you just look at our pets. The banister like it's a puppy, that's a guy who thinks it looks a week to hold onto something, but also needs to reassure himself. That is there just in case and that's why this whole covert thing is a real dilemma for President Trump, because sick man leaves spittle to continue getting round the clock. Medical attention and home is not exactly a flattering story, but sick man kicks viruses ass and can never get sick again. That's a good stuff!
I I just left Walter Reed Medical Son, and I learned so much about colonel virus and one thing: that's for certain: don't let it dominate you don't be afraid of it. We're going back without back to work, wanna be out front as your leader I had to do that. I knew this danger to it, but I had to do it. I stood out front. I led Nobody, that's a leader would not do what I did and I know there is a risk. There is a danger, but that's ok and now I'm better, and maybe I'm immune, I don't know, maybe I'm immune, maybe I'm spider man and I shoot webs out of my wrists. Who knows you view been what the hell kind of thing is to say. Maybe I'm immune I dont know it sounds like the last thing. A frank, brutal says right before he drinks but pointed water for twenty
thanks, but I mean at least now. We know how trembles gonna try spin this whole episode. It's not that he was so reckless and ignorance that he got him self, and possibly many other people dangerously sick. Is that as a leader, he was brave enough to confront the virus head on. like. The only way to study marine biology is to get eaten by wars and now what I think about it, it's actually an amazing excuse. From now on Definitely pretending dumb shit that I do is actually brave leadership guys. I had two accidently too many edibles and forgotten the pomp, because if I didn't confront those talking swirls, who would of course tramping Trump every second of his return to the White House was choreographed for maximum television impact. This morning, president trap is back,
the White House, the president's stood on the balcony and removed his mask energy. Romantic gesture pay double thumbs up a saloon and no mask the president is going inside those doors and then he comes, our still without a mask on apparently to re, issued his entrance into the White House in itself for people within close proximity, President would, of course, like we said, is not wearing a mask. This is part of this stage. Entrance of the president is making where he wants to be back at the White House. God dare do work to Moscow for second, he got home. Donald Trump thinks this is a triumph for a moment, but he's presumably wouldn't with convert unease about walkin doesnt exposure to have one inside you're a folded up or the biological attack. On the White House I mean there was a photographer standing right next to it
the issue is basically the walls unlucky, ass, Instagram boyfriend. I can't believe this. This is Trump putting his own staff at risk. You would think it would be a lot more careful about protecting his stuff. This is correct. Irish, not a prison sentence. You can just putting them afterwards. No more corona, you good work, doesnt work later, ok, my there now it would be hard to believe that Trump getting infected going to the hospital and then going home once he was slightly less sick, is some kind of impressive victory for him, but Tin Trump wants to go even further. and they are trying to convince you that Trump getting covered is why you should vote for him. The president, has corona virus right now he is battling it had on as tough way is only President twelve. Can the president by boat fighting. This is kind of leading the way
He's a general that lead from the front is not asking people to take risks that he doesn't take. That's what America needs right now. We need somebody, who's gonna get us. I realise that we can live with. This risk is like when the general gets wounded by the invisible enemy girls and gets patched up and then gets right back to the front line you Senator Marshall Blackburn took to Twitter to celebrate. If she says quote, President Trop has once again defeated China. Welcome how listen he has experienced as commander in chief. He has experience as a business man. He has experienced now's of fighting the corona virus as an individual. Those first hand. Experience is Joe Biden. He doesn't have those really Joe Biden doesn't have the experience of being infected with Corona man. You almost got to appreciate the balls of the trunk campaign, who else
would come out and say look. Do we really want to vote for someone who understands how masks work? I mean by that logic. Trump card understand any issue until he gets his s cake first. We should be going around like. How can you be widened Save the auto industry when here Lastly, hand closed in the trunk man there's nothing noble about getting corona because you refused to be safe, but if their claiming that has gained valuable experience from personally being infected with the corona virus? Will what exactly is it? The trump has learned today. The president's sending this message- tweeting flew season- is coming up many people every year. Times over one hundred thousand and despite the vaccine die from the flu. Are we going to close down our country? No, we have learned to live
that just like, we are learning to live with covert in most populations, far less lethal present at the United States, comparing it to the flu yet again going back to messaging, he used in March comparable way back to lose its just like the flew back to his own. Back to this look, I dont know how its past to see all the damage that corona virus has done this year, then gets seriously sick from yourself and then come out of the hospital. and say it's no big deal, it's just like the flu. You know you would think but somewhere along the journey from would pick up a tiny, tiny bit of knowledge Hey, maybe he's immune to that too. I don't know where to take a quick break when we come back, we'll tell you. Why? Hiding information about the President's health is a great american population, support
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dash sustainability, that's HP, doc, slash, hp, dash sustainability for commercial, vainly social business and show the most import story in America. Right now is president trumps, health and what's win that is. We don't really know much about it at all. Despite informs tweet than he was feeling better than you did twenty years ago. Syria questions remain about the actual state of his health. People have the right to demand to know more. This is information that the public has a claim to what scan of his lungs show, when did he last has negative for the virus? We ve not had a real medical reports. This presidency, the unlike previous President Prodi, we have not had a full medical report. Really transparent disclosure is not a partisan issue. Everybody should have accurate in Burma
and about the President's health. I think it's Gary for our country. I think this is like a very unprecedented moment where we really don't know. What's going on. This really shows you we're we're out right now. People are begging for more information about trunks body and part of the reason. The secrecy makes every one of us is because we all know that if trumps lungs were clear, he would never shut up about it. He be telling us he's the best lungs ever past, all their test, their identifying. Why knows left and right now on the surface, it might seem like hiding it. Health problems from the american people is yet another example of Trump breaking the norms of the presidency in like not releasing his tax returns or eating the Thanksgiving Turkey, instead of pardoning it, but it turns out- there's a long history of american presents keeping health secrets from the public and it's the subject. of another instalment of our ongoing segment. If you don't know now,
no being president's is a weird job, because in a democracy, the president is the leader of the country, but there are also an employee, so do president's have the right to keep their health problems to themselves. Well, throughout history presidents have answered. Yes, Eisenhower was the first president actually open up medical records, but when bad then happen. They went into a kind, cover up known September of nineteen fifty five, he was in Colorado and had a massive. I mean massive heart attack and instead His personal doktor told the press. It was indigestion, Atalanta, regularly shouting nineteen eighty one allows for them. a photo showing him standing with fancy Reagan
bring out a nurse holding a machine connected to a chest to never revealing how close he came to die. Kennedy flatly denied as Edison's disease hormone. Efficiency that can cause fatigue, low blood pressure and weight loss, but he had it while it. Thus, he at times took as many as eight medications a day just a function, including pain, First, stimulants antibiotic steroids hormones and there was actually want pharmacy. Sdr was never transport about his health, never to hide that he used a wheelchair for years and largely got away with it. If secret service agents saw a photographer, taking a picture of Roosevelt say getting out of his car they would seize the camera and tear out the Phil Damp after people.
Rennie went all out to make sure people didn't see him in a wheelchair which comments. You wonder what they told people was actually going on here that we ve never seen a prejudice, stand off or lady a shit. Ok, now my question, I mean look at these back, then you could tear out someone's form in the camera In twenty joining the moment. Someone points a camera at you, you're already I mean it's like Gimme. That falls Gimme, that Gimme that fall gimme that gimme that that well, yes, but Walter american history administrations did whatever it took to keep secrets about. The president's health from lying about yours, wheelchair by confiscating cameras to lying about built Clinton's Ashleigh by hiding his inhaler in a saxophone, in fact hiding health? missions, goes all the way back to Lincoln. I mean why do you He was wearing a top hat. Dude had a clue, joined twin
under the guise. That's that's real were also that on Facebook, in fact, the only american president who didn't get away with it was President Taft Land. They spoke all the tea on that guy pudding got stuck in a bottle. Once a wistful talking about a hundred years later, and then this Grover Cleveland, twenty second president and world's most adorable Grover, yes, said it pulled up. Mutants smurf when it came to keeping secrets, present, came and took it to a whole new level. It's hard to agent in american President dropping out of sight for nearly a week, but that's exactly what happened in eighteen. Ninety three: when Grover Cleveland underwent secret cancer surgeon, back in eighteen, ninety three Grover Cleveland actually had a cancerous tumor in the roof of his mouth. He don't want it
he did know know so they snuck to a yacht. He had a friend who owned a yacht, so the cover story would be I'm just going on a fishing trip, and while they were on that boat, the operation took place. Six doctors were recruited, they were all sworn to secrecy and in about ninety minutes they removed most of his upper left. Palates five teeth and a good part of his upper left jaws. Well, they managed to keep the press at Bay kept them at a distance from his home on Cape COD until the wound was healed well enough, it took about three weeks and then he was fitted with a prosthetic devices of pop up into his upper left job, but by and large the secret held for twenty four years yeah. I know what you're thinking nobody heard from the president for three weeks, what a dream, but God, damn that's a major cover up. Grover Cleveland, basically invented
that move, that celebrities do when they get secret but implants. Oh yeah, I've just been away travelling for a couple weeks on my but yeah, guess a dig. It twice ass, big! You know how vacations are and if you ask me it's hard to imagine risky situation for president surgery on a boat in eighteen, ninety, three and don't forget they had dragons back then present Clement was dug out there. I shall then, on Facebook, that's a real thing. Right honestly, I don't even know why came and went through all this trouble. If our president's with a faint joe, I would mention baby, I would use it to intimidate other foreign leaders or, what's that China, you gonna, put sanction on us while check this out and look. Maybe it's not a big problem. If a president hides some dental work or a mild pill, addiction mean as long as they can still do the job. What's the difference, but there was also one case of a presidential watch so sick, but he couldn't do the job
and they still didn't tell the american people. Woodrow Wilson had a stroke that even his closest advisers knew about it. Last year and a half almost a year and a half in office he was incapacitated, is wife tried to conceal how bad it was turns out. He was partially blind. It was partially paralyzed, it was lying upstairs in a bed and the White House growing a beard and they pretended that it was not that bad, his wife and his doctor told the cabinet and told the vice president he's. Ok, we got this. You just can't see him he's in seclusion upstairs and will pass down his decision. They told the public, their leader was suffering from exhaustion. Many say Wilson effectively ran the country during that time shit you act like this is some fun little quirk of american history, but had a straight up coup and also a secret woman president's dice
That's you'd want to talk about the small all round the world girls, but and the scene was getting none of the credit girls. So yes, America, as a proud history of its president's misleading the public about their health. So from now on, when you hear TAT or his doctors withholding medical information. Don't stress because in a way the might actually be the most presidential thing. Donald Trump has ever done and if you don't know now, you know some forestick ashore break, but don't go away, because when we come back, why would Junior goes postal and Jason Sedateness? Islam, the show jungle away You see all these examples of presidents who had poor health and also receive poor health care or James Garfield. He got shot. In Washington, shortly after he took office in eighteen. Eighty one and so many doctors put their fingers
in the wound to trying to find out where the bullet went there, an infection developed, and that was what actually killed him. Harding had such terrible heart failure of butter White House. Doktor was an old family friend from Ohio, even homeopathy. He liked to prescribe pills by color of hardy was having some kind of problem. You might say, take two pink pills: the deletion the tribunal has supported my expensive, fi expensive. I money. Moving more than ten million people around global view, is expensive eyes, pre accounting platform to reimburse expenses manage business credit cards, generate invoices, pay bills and plan trips from one easy to use up whether you're working for yourself management team or closing the books for your clients. Expensive I'd makes it easy. So you have more time to focus on what really matters download the
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The only way people will be able to vote safe, but not all states are making. It is the Supreme Court approving a request from South Carolina to reinstate a law requiring absentee ballots to have a witness, his signature. The process of note arising your absentee ballot in Missouri has also been closely watched by local civil rights groups, and voters in Texas are confused about what exactly is allowed in our state. If you put on your application that you want to vote by me because of covered that application. they rejected. Dale states like Texas in South Carolina really are actively limiting absentee voting to fund more spoke would merely careers at expert in american voting rights. Madame Paris, of bringing up this Rick with where we were voting by mail in this country. Right now, we're going to have some glitches by every state in the country has about by mail.
Process. We have been using vote by male since the civil war, but we still have a handful of states that are going to put barriers in front of the ballot box. Forcing people to choose between their health, exercising their fundamental right about why some states like Texas making it so hard for people to vote by mail? I think there's no other explanation other than their worried about how their own voters are going to vote makes perfect sense. The pit The charge of voting, making sure that people get vote feels very american to me in what surprise, turns out Sir. The state pushing back against both by mail are controlled by public it, but maybe I give him Republicans to benefit of the doubt, because if you ask them, they'll say
is a perfectly good reason for limiting absentee ballot. President Tromp has warned from mindset. Expanding voting by male because of the pandemic will mean to massive vote or fraud. There'll be extraordinary confusion and chaos in the aftermath. It is open to fraud and coercion. Postman in a fair republican district, for example, could throw out every ballot that he gets there ll be no ramifications for that, we'll another male mailman can be dangerous, but are these claims legit Kim Wyman one? Oh Jesus vote by male says. Her state system is proof that voting by male works are saying about entirely by mail, and we have since two thousand eleven, so we male remoter. That's all or a ballot about twenty days before election day, and then they get to vote when is convenient for them. Why should I trust your process watched the other? Forty nine states trust what you're doing, because we have asked about twenty years, really fine tuning at building in the secure
measures. So when people attack it and and call it into question and say, there's fraud we can demonstrate that is secure and working show how it really. Powers everyone to participate. Have you told your republican colleagues in other states about this? Does little scene interested in expanding vote by male. We ve been working with all fifty states, and, and certainly different states are in different places. In terms of technology and their capacity for male and voting, but you know, I think every one of my counterpart wants to empower their borders, give them options to be able to choose to butter are about in person, and I am confident by a by November they'll be ready. You say your office has been in contact with all the other states. Yes, we have would do you talk to tick? normal time, nothing very central voicemail check with Texas. I will Wyman Republican insist. This should not be a partisan issue and yet it seems like it is.
cholera Secretary of State, Jenna Griswold has another word for it that is boat or suppression, trying to make it harder for Americans, too is the best way to vote during a pandemic is voters oppression. We shouldn't be forcing Americans to risk their health, the cast a ballot alone, Republicans, don't like vote by mail and use the argument of ballot tampering. You know you can take the ballot and throw mountain addressed somewhere. So what do you say to those credits? I'll tell you. Colorado shows the opposite. In two out of our three last general elections, more republican voters have used the male ballot Ben Democrats weight. So republicans of fighting to start something that statistically is worked to their advantage in some states. You know, that's totally trail. I work on it. The hand they feed you, but it see, like Republicans, just ate the whole, damn all so. Its voters, suppression, plain and simple
Only weeks left until the election is there anything we can do to ensure people's ability to vote less. Madam secretary, you are doing is amazing. You have my full support, still too bad it's nothing. I could do to help, but look at good news for you. is that you can actually sign up to be a full worker, all Oh you mean work at the, but what they would they as election day? Does it is eight November birthday yeah, I'm not open, I'm sorry, but it's ok right. We have early bout, it are you available October. Ninety get Roy, I know you're not frozen how bout November. Second, I'm frozen, Ambrose unfair on frozen
for the love of God, make sure you check, with estates to vote by male decision making so much more than Roy. or when we come back I'll, be talking to the one and only Jason, Sedateness Jungle away, The daily show with Trevor Noah and the following message are brought to you by price line at price line. They believe every trip is a big deal whether your reuniting with old friends finally meeting that new family member or booking a sunny get away. It should be easy to find a great deal on your trip in price line makes Super easy when you are ready to travel price line? Will help you save? In fact they can save you up to sixty percent off your favorite hotels in they even have exclusive deals on flights. And rental car do now is an important time to save and you can get huge savings on travel when you book with price line, they say every trip is a big deal and that
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and go to general. Some restrictions apply them back to the danish social distancing show so earlier today I spoke with actor and comedian Jason certificates. He's got an incredible new show, an apple tv plus about an American who goes to England to run a soccer team Thank you. Thank you enjoying we welcome to the daily social distancing show. Thank you very much for having meetings could be it you're amazing. I've learned so many things about you from this apple plus documentary. Like I did Norman. You. You went to culture, football team in England. Explain the story to me, because I was what, things documentary like man, this is crazy, Jason, said acres just went to him like England aren't, even when you went and all of a sudden you a cop king of british Football team, Fc Richmond- I even heard of them, are like this is an amazing story. Ok see what's going on now, yeah! That's a television programme does not that's actually not memory, you everything and, above all, or nothing
on Amazon, but the thing on Apple Plaza, that's a narrative showed the way that we rode up. Acting on Duenna, I'm doing a bully boys. You know they call me TED lasso right. Let someone out with a second, in short, our people have named like one aldini, that's not his name. I mean like. I think that is equally a british affected. Second nickname. Please ignore Pellinore named Pelee tablets. Johnson, its best, nay links to finally lingers Hamburg, but there was real now Do you trust him? I see what you dig. Jason said. I guess with me. Not oh. No. I see what you doing out, isn't very flattering. I note and welcome entry, because I saw this fan in the crowd it's real shock matches like they call those essays supporting actors in the UK. We come extras here. some one of the many cultural differences that we explore on the television programme, which you watch, which is not a documentary. So ok, wait. Let me get this straight, so are using
we body in the show is an actor everybody like everybody's, an actor. I would think that fully as actors. yes: yes, you you, you are acting with the other. But all of the team is acting website. The funds are acting. Yes, oh boy, are they ever yet? They were probably watching little to nothing like that. They were there, probably the best actors of the bunch. How did you make it seem like they were giants shock meshes happening. If they one giant saw the matches happening right, ok! Well, we are, we hired people pretend to be the other teams We are no people pretend to be part of man, City Manchester City. We hired cameramen to foment. I know how Chinese made a little idiots. Ok, I I don't know what more detail
here I am- I mean, there's there's like an opening table sequences like a song, Marcus, Mumford scenes of song song, please before the news like before we see an end to be like pop up by this is CNN Leon, but it's that yeah, They don't show Anderson Cooper like sitting down in that chair and, like you know, there's a whole. Ok, so little I'll play a game. So let's just say this was I must say this was a tv show, it's not a duck. mentor, even though you're in its see your face, your facial here, you're talking to play is so What is this story about its about ten last show is that that is an intellectual and he's this working Guy, who goes to England to become a culture of a team, and he knows nothing about the sport bingo. You got it, that's it. I want you to do and watching the whole thing and you thought was a d.
I mean that's, why I mean that's more like it got renewed for a second seasonal single causing its renewed for second season, as we want to see more of where this ends up because, like I want to see how Jason's that acres cultures a team during a pandemic, you ok, we'll that's coming. There's credits. The inward has led the way you credits, who watches whose Emma, credits I mean I don't have an apple genie. Did what happens when you to show you click on the thing, extremism. Guessing the lessons. I do want to see the next episode you go here who watches credits Jason. Even if you watching, when my cable tv, the credits like shrink to the bottom of the screen and then the next tv show starts. I don't you, you can't read, what's happening in the same terms and conditions are coming you gonna make me seem like I'm crazy, because I don't watch criminal, one watches credits, no, I mean you're, not wrong. You're, not wrong. Very few people do look from my prepared, respected. That's just a compliment that you thought I was really doing it and I have taken it
point amuses. After a lot of wine, you watch live tv utterly couple bottles that I feel it that's. A very personal questions asked me on. Unlike I'm like a living, you could ask me this after the interview in my home. You know, like you, I mean like wine that now I feel like that. Like a personal dig me as a person, why would they one can see me watch I mean you shouldn't a very classy way, but what you said to me are you drunk watch of tv? you depressed you sit at home and drink wine and watch tv? I meant where you're defences down, where you you know, was the self editor inside of all of us with that little voice. Maybe you know chilled out an inheritance, maybe even appreciation of maybe you know self effacing low humbling. I got I thought you know what I was sober Jason. I was so bad. It was an amazing show and I'm not gonna. Let you take that away from me. Your show is made in such a real heartfelt way that I thought it was a documentary and I'm willing to take that. I'm I'm I'm I'm
the kind of person in therapy, I've learned that I can. I can admit when I've made a mistake, my son, ego. Doesn't me, I made a mistake. I'm sorry that your show so amazing that I thought it was a documentary. I'm sorry, I just think. Maybe you should say the people when they click on the thing when they started watching it. You should be like please. No. This is a fake, show, that would gain thrones. You know cause this dragons, I'm like probably not a real show. But then, when I to show about shocking guy energy. new and then, like you, Norman, I do get it. I get a dead there is. There is a big difference there. It's not like you speak in a british accent. You stole your american dynamism, super american right. Your voice is different, but I just don't like many queer trying should like ingratiate yourself to them or something that's what I thought was happening on a little bit like you do now. I get that we did, we did it. We did fixed up inside real stuff. You know. Finally, you see a frame Roger. Rather, yes, you see now now I'm I'm as we say as
say in therapy. We may have missed each other on the freeway, but we'll both driving down the same road. True that well says I I apologise if I may have come off as hostile. That wasn't my intention. I understand it now that the sorry you know insinuating that it was through a drunken stupor that you may have gotten confused it. If I appreciate that I may I do we have this interview yeah I'll. Have I don't have questions because of I based? I thought I was talking but a document which I don't have any questions based on a tv show, so we might have to like reschedule men. Would you like another interview some time, and I ask you about acceptable back now and reward the whole thing like a different emotional state? I am U. I appreciate, I can't wait to pass it on there are the I soon we will air this interview, because this was a mess in our eyes of all time. I can't do anything out of all the time.
Ok, so it is the actual the tar content on buses I couldn't put it show on tv, because Jason's and acres lied next time come, would like a show that you're like like just be explicit about it. Next time, and it's always fun having you and I love you meant. Thank you so much. I love you back we're doing good stuff. You know our amendment. No one told me was a black: it's opposed to be its eye, shreds of documentary. What had happened Jones Let us show for tonight's, but before we go, the deadline to register to vote is coming up in many states and if you haven't registered yet or you sure if you have registered. Will time is running out to make sure that you can vote in November? All you have to do is: go to vote, vote, vote, dot, com to check your registration status and see a voting options. Also, tomorrow, night is the vice presidential debate.
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