You listening to Carmody Central, what's going on everybody welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show I'm from north, and today is day thirty, one of sting inside to try and prevent the spread of corona virus yeah. That's right! for one month. I've been making the show from my apartment, I'll be honest. The only reason I haven't gone crazy is because I know that we're all in this together and so to try and say thank you for keeping me going. I decided to put together this little celebration of all the good times that we share Imagine all the people

Claire. It's been full. Ray We were ass, he is. We got some things we want to do with them. We ve had when I think about how much we comfortably

three anyway wisdom be spending a lot of time inside our home. So here's your quarantine Tipp of the day, if you're home schooling, your kids and you feel stupid, because you don't understand them math homework. He is a little trick. Make your kids teaching your job, to you, and then you will realise that your kids dumber than you are our continent's episode. America thinks Doktor vouches sexy. We talk to Louis Black, about life and Quarantine and look at the corona virus. Conspiracy theories driving people crazy. So, let's get into it welcome to the daily social distance, unsure from troubles couch in New York City to yours, out somewhere in the world, this is the daily social didn T show

Let's kick things off the way we always do without daily dose of sunshine, although corona viruses quickly becoming one of the worst periods in human history every day we learn how for animals. This time is pure bliss the pan, those smashing again in China, the animals are partying in Yosemite National Park and now in Philadelphia, ground hogs How, then, is doing this on some light or new that Finland Groundhog Day part two and Pennsylvania checked out those pizza loving in Philadelphia? Unlike is usually shy. Counterpart tawny fill this one month you away at achieving sidewise staring down a dog on the other side of the window, road now dub pizza ground.

Two rival pizza rat here in New York City? While that Groundhog is a legend, did you see his face. Eating them. Peace are right in their faces. A huge legged bible. Was even more of an asshole, and this makes you realize miss. You realize how different indoor animals and outdoor animals up into animals of soft causes I was up in the streets like oh this yeah yeah, Z pizza. Whenever I want, I guess I guess you guys you there's probably have to ask for Peter like a little Mitch will at least you can still scratch your balls. Oh, I forgot your honor chop them off, including and you know, he's not gonna stop at those dogs right. You can see and then we'll Grand House out he's getting cocky Abed next week. He's gonna come back and Stuff pointing us humans, she's gonna, set up. Brunch outside the window, with all his friends bottomless mean more shows Don't do that at home. Ah, in other news, there is now a petition with

fifteen thousand signatures to make doktor found she people, magazines, sexiest man alive, and this is why I love America. The man who is a scientist, an academic and a public servant, is out there fighting to keep people healthy and everyone else is just like drop. Your pants show us that page do it, The honest I hope this happens not just from Doktor FAO cheap but for the whole country, because if there's one thing we know is that Donald Trump only respects heart people Vodka is a presidential adviser, but Eric has to use the dung eagle. Oh and by the way people magazine, you need to change your name to person magazine, ok, cool social, distancing, speaking only just trying to make a difference in manual

co, president of France and Guyana Gillette commercial than just finish. Shaving- is leading efforts to call a global truce on all wars during the corona virus epidemic. Yet all was stop for colonel as I believe it or not- he's already gotten buying from the Uk Bars Johnson, China President Jean and Present Donald Trump, which is really impressive, and I'm shocked me on the one trying to unite the world, because this is the most french thing ever more. Let me we don't need to find less would then our guns maybe makes some, sweet, Schwinn love just giving less. Aren't you ray of sunshine? Let's get right into the big story with cool where's completely changing our way of life have been many questions, but in his forced all of us to ask ourselves like if grocery store workers the very people are essential workers, then,

they earn a living wage, should health care being tied to employment? Is it ok to have a romantic relationship with your house plants, but once we get out of this once the soda and we can finally neither. And do normal things like tongue. Kiss, I would drive us is going to be one question. One question that people want an answer to Mormon Anyting, where in the hell did this disease come from because, before the virus shut down the world, people are happy. People were happy to accept the official explanation from China, which was that the Iris originated at alive animal market way, if somehow jumped from a bat to a human, and we would like. Ok, I think, that's the plot of dark night, but will accept it. But now now that all of us have been stuck in the house with nothing to do, except through our cats, birthday party is of a zoo everyone. Everyone at home is a time to come up with some theories.

About how exactly they think this whole thing went down now have also been spending a lot of time online, and the most common conspiracy theory have seen is that the virus jumped from a bad to a human. The same, we are those jumped from packaging into my roommates mouth unworthy going Billy. I see you again the theory. Many people willing to accept because of racism people, saying that in China being kinds of crazy things. Here I heard me cookies when the piece of paper and sad I was also we need to believe this pandemic could have started as a food thing, because look man, I've been I've, been situations with food starts. A thing like I was on a flight once we're one person a tuna sandwich, but then we all paid the price

so the story made sense until it came out at those viral videos of people eating Beth. She won't even filmed in China yet and then we found out that viruses concept via cooking anyway, so those are the window. Then I heard about a different conspiracy theory that totally makes sense. You see it turns our corona was never just a virus. No, it was actually a weapon We waited to take all people out. My few go online. There's no shortage of conspiracy theories are I'd, so here's one the v This was bio, engineered in a lab by scientists to be used as a weapon or a form of population control. This is a theory. Former politician Brundtland Bishop has also said, Instead it is to get rid of non productive. China, he's in the chinese community in the world. Expenditure should be eliminated

so they don't have to be seen. Roseanne virus calling the novel corona virus pandemic, apply to kill baby boomers. This theory, this through, makes complete sense whom dies the most from the virus. Old people whom does the most anyway old people, buy items the perfect crime and think about it. A shoes people I'm saying ok, Boomer all of a sudden, we got Karuna virus and old people are dying. There can't be a coincidence, and you might be asking why we Anyone? Why would anyone want to take out all the old people? I don't know? Maybe it's because someone was tired of giving up their seat on the bus. Maybe restaurant just tired of having to open for dinner. At three p m, many young people will just town of getting there asked whipped Bengal. The point is the motor

is there now I will admit as much as I wanted to believe that SIRI is. I had to let it go okay for the team of scientist scientist with degrees and qualifications, they sequence, the genome of the corner of ours, they broke down and they found that, unlike but in Miami this virus definitely wasn't manmade. Sulky, maybe this wasn't a biological weapons designed to destroy the slot machine economy, but that wasn't favorite there anyway, because there's one theory, one theory that actually makes the most sense- and it was this There's a conspiracy theory sweeping the globe that Corrado virus is caused by five gene technology The theory is that five g damages the human immune system. All of us should know what's taking place right under our noses, what five Jack's actually does it absorbs oxygen?

really important to know five key get switched on people drop like flies and all of a sudden. Got any excuse, because what there's a virus that some people in the UK body do it so much? They started lighting cellphone towers on fire lives even in a bad mood, and then yes,. No self bull tat was how we gonna put an end to corona viral An all group checks. I don't know who any of you people off, but I did not after me, a part of this group I know some of you are sitting at home right now. Smuggler go Hunter slave G cause a liar referred to spell out. Tell you how ask ourselves this question: what is five g? It's a super fast network that runs through the air. You know who else posting the core virus:

What else goes through the man I want burgundy, I eat, while watching the lost Superman movie, five, guys, five, guys five g. I rest my case now look alike. There are few coverage gaps in this five g, zero, just a few just a few things that make me doubt. For starters, every part of this theory is completely ridiculous and biology. The impossible not to mention Koala Virus has also exploded in places where they don't even have five g. So I haven't figured that out yet and five g, just like forty and three g before it is born, cost us such a low frequency. It's too weak to do any damage to yeah, so saying five Jimmy you sick asunder. By saying an Iphone flashlight gave you a somber. In fact, five g broadcasting, the same rate as a normal radio. Yeah and, let's be honest, mistake

first thing we ve gotten from radio wasn't virus. It was mumble number five, let only kill, but six thousand people tops So when did the corona virus comfort, I dont know you happy. I said I don't know, but I'll tell you this. I don't care if any of these conspiracy theories have been deemed, but I'm not taking any chances from now on, I will no longer be ordering the puppy spicy bet sandwich, even though it's delicious also decided, I'm not gonna get old is just too risky and, most importantly, I've stopped using cellphones yeah, no five g for me from now on only use a painter and ya know that makes it harder to send news but do my best. And I know the alternative to all of this is that I can just wait for doctors and scientists to figure out where this virus came for

what I mean come on man, I'm not crazy. After the break, I'm gonna catch up with my good friend Louis Black. So don't go way, we'll be right back I mean black. I mean back when they got me already set five g Today's episode is brought you buy irresistible from focused features, written and directed by John Stewart, starring, Steve Corral Chris Cooper, Mackenzie Davis and rose burn in theatres and on demand. Now John Stewart is back in he's you, the comedy events of this summer, irresistible the story of a democratic political consultants who helps a retired marine, Colonel run for mayor in a small Wisconsin town Watch, Steve Corral and rose burn face. In a local election that garners national attention. John Stewart Irresistible is in theatres and on demand now for combating these social distancing, show. Earlier today I caught up with my good friend Louis Black to find out how he's been doing

The quarantine check it out. We lose black. How are you when you call and see how you doing tree thanks good to know about this. We did what what what are you talking about? I mean I didn't expect you to check in the first week of you that's for family, close friends, but the fifth week, even my practice is called between three and I haven't had a functioning prostate many years, but I guess would know anything about my prostate woods Trevor. You never asked because I'm just a fifth wheat bread when you know, if I could say the same thing about you, you haven't called me the entire month. That's because I was too busy reading your book all while I'm I'm flattered dopy. I was just trying to see if there was something in your past that would have made me a fit

we ran a Louis, I feel again to get over it I mean I'm calling you now writes that just want to see how you doing during quarantine. What's going on just right Trevor, I mean, besides ready, for you call. I spend my days trying to remember what I didn't do that day it is nice was like. I remember that I then click. Ok. What have you, if you're, not cooking body, then what are you doing? Won't be productive? Just yesterday I sat up my ass in the living room Then my ass in the kitchen, and that I said in my ears, in the back room, I'm doing a whole years worth of sitting in one day is old and Democrats is like a reverse prison. All the people doing the wrong thing right side enjoying afraid. Meanwhile, I'm stuck it

solitary drinking wine made my joy that if you want louis- and this is running popular lilac and send you like a sounder starter, sour, don't start it I'm drinking like toilet. Why will you? No one knows usually I'd be worried, but I feel like this is something you really just need to go through on your own. That's the beauty of this situation. We are learning that no matter what age you are. None of us know how to handle a pandemic. Young people dont know how to handle being alone middle age, people dogma outer homes ruler kid. It tends to shut them anyway. I gotta go. For a fifth weak friend, I'll kill you in my ear off another showed it do you the show what you need to stand up chosen, the internet or even better. I shall urge my seat for five dollars, a minute. It is about

to be morning in Germany, and let me tell you up early over there. Ok, well long, that's good, the Good NEWS from from you Louis. I just want to call your let you know that I cherish our friendship and you're, not a fifth weak friend, oh yeah sure talk to you and you, as far as you can see Thank you. So much knows. I am glad that you found a way to make a living. When we come back. My guest Mean Dallas Mavericks own unlock human. Who is among a group of team owners and business leaders kept by the White House to offer advice on how to reopen this economy, so you definitely want to stick around we'll be right for combating the day. Social distancing show. Earlier today I spoke with the Dallas Mavericks on a more human

how to bring back the NBA and what it's like working on President trumps Advisory Council for reopening the country mock Human, welcome to the daily social distancing, show ethics randomly on Trevor. This has been quite an inch in time in our lives in history, in fact, because there's never been a period in time when the whole world is experiencing the exact same thing at the same time for you personally, you're in an interesting position where you not just a human being who is experiencing this, but you are also working on the task force assigned by the president to figure out when the can reopens help me understand. What is this task force about and how are you as a team fingering on went to reopen the country are. The first step was just getting some people together that the president that could contribute. You know all we. That is a basic also far and then we'll go from there. In terms of specifics, he gave us some people to contact, and I put together like a five page note saying all these things I think, need to happen for small business.

In particular, and will see how they respond. You what you actually one of the first team owners in the NBA to step up and say that you were gonna pay for the people who were getting their salaries right now. A lot of people forget how People earn money from again taking place. People selling hot dogs, people cleaning, the stadium people providing security transport to the games when look yet that what are you hoping you do in the wake of kroner virus, because I mean at some point we issue spots will come back, but it may not kick off the way. We think it will write you need. The goal, hopefully, is just to give what science is in place be able to play wherever we can play, because people need sports. You know we want something to cheer, for we want something to get excited about. You know, I think, we'll get out there and play without fans play to the tv cameras and then in terms of the bigger ecosystem. Of course we're gonna have to keep on taking care of our employees.

You know in the past a lot of people talk but trickled down economics. I think one of the lessons were going learn from all this. Is that it's time for trickle up economics we're only as strong as the base layer of all our employees, all those people who struggle he get paid hour by hour, you know, I don't know how many hours they're going to get if we don't take care of them there no autonomy and were learning that very quickly right now, let's talk a little bit about that than from the business side of things you gonna be advising the president, and I mean one of the biggest criticisms, you can't deny in this country has been that it seems like a lot of the text. Its or even the relief that's been proposed in this bill? That's that's now, being doled out has been a. And helping big businesses, and it's going to help. Well, who have a lot of money, and those on the ground will continue to suffer. What would you proposed to the present We think needs to be done from the government side to help small businesses. And to help people who don't have large incomes. While I agree with you, I mean look when

when you look at all the interest rates that are being caught and all the federal stimulus that's effectively you be. I for rich people, you know the gun then is coming in and buying a lot of expensive assets that everyday people dont have access to their not getting support from, and so the things that I have recommended initially is to try to push reward companies that offer equity in their company to their employees, because the only way that you can get away from Libya paycheck to pay is by having an asset that can appreciate. You know whether it's a home, whether restock in your company, whatever it may be seconding, is going to have to raise minimum wage federally. You know because right now we're coming the realisation again that we ve gotta have a strong foundation of people and a strong federal minimum wage is one of the first ways that we and do that. Let me ask you this. If you were giving advice to a small business right now, there's many small businesses. Who who have had to follow because as many small businesses will just have to fire workers, what would you suggest to people who don't want to fire anybody, but also-

want to lose everything in trying to sustain their employees. Is there a balance? Is this something you think they can do the other things that you could try? First, you have to apply for all the loans from the small business. Amid the pair picture protection program. You know there are probably going to refund that, so you want to be a line when there's new money that comes in their there's. The emergency loans from the be a those are the basics things that you have to understand as an arched. Nor you know when we get through this. Would you know, let's called America to point out the resale right, the people that work for you who the people whose feeder underground talking to your customers, who are out the community's as much as they can be? There have better ideas, then the bosses will have. You know they're going to be able to come up with ways to sustain your business, and so I'm tellin. All my little companies talk to your employees. Let them talk to your customers, because that's where the best sustainable ideas are going to come from

I feel like one side of you that not a lot of people think about often is the fact that you were dad, and now you are a father who is at home with his family. What would have been the best and worst parts of the inside? with everyone that you don't always spent all this time with so the best part is, you know the force family fun when it works right, good movie. Now, where we pick a movie that we all watch you know having dinner in city down and talking. The worst is just get him out of bed right, just get in the Chechen net because they they don't want to leave. But when it just so happens. Just like you see this thing here, that's that's impossible. Soccer ball right, and so I'm trying to figure out how to get ass. They ve blown up social distancing right because you have these pigs bubble soccer balls and it gets back into each other blow.

A lot of steam? We may be the first professional sport on television if we do it right as hilarity lock. Thank you so much for a time. I really appreciate its arms. They save up their end, you're right about America having a two point after this. I hope so too. Thanks to overtake that take care and stay say will do good luck up at. Thank you. That's all that's our show for tonight, but before we go, if you are able to help people we're going hungry because of this pandemic. Please consider donation to feeding America there supplying food to millions of people in America. Every single day and they could really use your help, because even a dollar can help somebody get a meal stay safe off their wash your hands and remember. The only thing you need to get through this crisis is right here. That's where I keep my weed inside I'll see you next week now here it is your moment of them

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