Comedian Michael Loftus gives his take on rich and famous anti-Trumpers.
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Jedediah, music artist, Bruce
Springsteen and Tommy Lee vowing
to leave the country if
President Trump gets reelected
speaking to australian reporters,
Springsteen saying if by some
happenstance he should be, I will
see you on the next plane,
Tommy Lee, echoing the sentiment
saying quote im out of here.
I will go back to my mother
land
didnt. We hear this before.
Did any of the celebs actually
follow through
lets? Ask comedian Michael Love,
Tis!
Welcome to the show
these are the two latest
Bruce Springsteen and Thome Lee.
Are they following through,
of course they will not
follow through.
We knew the celebrities were
self centered.
We knew they were stupid.
We didnt know how cowardly they
were.
Im tired of people saying this
Springsteen saying I guess it
gives new meaning to born to
run.
If I dont get the president, I
want im going to leave
all right,
youre, not the kind of person I
want around
im glad we didnt have
celebrities like this in
World WAR Ii, listen
Roosevelts, not! My president,
I cant I cant fight on Omaha
Beach,
im out of here,
theyre horrible.
Here is the other thing.
When celebrities declare theyre
going to leave, we should have
some new candy man law. F, you
declare it three you times you
have to leave
dont. Let the door hit you when
the
Jedediah on that note, take a
look in twenty. Sixteen.
There were a lot of stars to
pledged to flee.
We show you a long list
mile Sy Key Cyrus,
George Lopez,
Amy Schumer,
a number of others
cher, as we know, said that
before
my instinct. When I see this, who
cares
you have to have such an
inflated sense of
self importance than anyone? If
you want to leave, you can
leave
just do it?
Why the need to announce it,
make this a big thing.
Is this ego driven?
Yes,
they really think theyre that
important.
They really think were walking
around wait. What spring seen
will leave and Tommy Lee?
Oh im changing my vote.
We should do a celebrity house,
make them leave
Bette Midler Tommy Lee Amy
Schumer. They have to live in a
giant house in the middle of
nowhere like the Australian out
back
one by one theyre eliminated
and have to get real jobs.
The winner. We tell the winner
they get to come back to
America.
No, we put them on a plane to
Venezuela because they suck
Jedediah. You know Michael
youre, describing a reality show
that I would very much watch
me too
Jedediah. That scares me a
little bit.
Of course
it would be fascinating,
but you have a great standup
special that is coming up.
It is for folks nation,
it is taping October 21st at
700, p, DOT M in Nashville
tell us more about it.
I am super stoked about this.
I did a quarantine special from
my living room that went over
so well were doing a live show.
Now
I cannot wait.
It is the 21st in Nashville
Tennessee,
some great folks,
im Pro America
im not down on this country,
like these overhyped giant, baby
celebrities,
people loaf to complain. Other
countries are laughing at us.
They always laugh at us.
Were America
were weirdoes,
we do do stuff. No one else can
do
they laughed when we invented
the plane. We invented the
transcontinental railroad.
We went to the moon,
we took a car to the moon
because we wanted to drive up.
There
were awesome
Jedediah, we are you a some
Michael. I would agree
by that. I just mean you and I
thank you so much for joining us.
Zanies dot com
see it on the screen.
Michael is hilarious.
You should go see him.
I sure will
Michael thanks for being here.
Transcript generated on 2020-10-18.