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but it was yeah. I was a, they probably make them wait. Two and a half hours like we did don't stop or with I was the the house band that played whatever was being seat and stuff like that was really really really pretty awesome. Wanting to cry, I did yeah yeah we're just saying that as a joke. Why would you actually tear up at a wedding? because it was pretty. It was an emotional thing. I mean they've, been together for seven years and the other they really need to get married, but they just kind of said. Like you know, let's do this for our family and our friends and stuff like that and just shut them up. Yeah yeah, I mean you get married when they get married when he married ready to get married. I also really appreciate the fact that, even up until the day before the wedding cake- would still refer to rob as her boyfriend, and I love that just 'cause. I hate the fucking word fiance yeah, it's a weird word is a downward so dumb, where it just people trying to sound. I see you know I've known. I know I know a couple. That's been engaged longer than they've been an actual couple. Really, if, like you were to split it in half,

The engagement has lasted longer than they were boyfriend girlfriend right yeah. I was confused. I thought got in gay. Let's thirteen. Now they can now they can slowly drift from impact by their relatives on when you getting married to when you're having kids when you but having kids, the kids have kids, those great eye on on Friday night. I did the writers room, which is Jimmy Pardo, show yep the show you go, get insulted yeah, that one I was only years. Roommate was a guy. There is going to make our way and it was a day will Cain Egg, great joke writer and shoot was the other Laurie Kilmartin. I can't remember: for the person was but yeah it's a right when I walk out they'll. Just start. Writing, I'm just like all right well get ready for all the hipster jokes yeah, the answer,

you did your set and then they critique you on it right, yeah, yeah. So weird feeling did you get any constructive? Cismar was just like hipster jokes and you drink too much jokes and stuff like that I get enough of my friends, but after Derek waters put on the Instagram is which was in so for people who take instructor pictures, that's pretty vote and Stephen merchant is that MIKE Rosenstein with the lifetime achievement award right, yeah really, really silly, that's fantastic! It was I like that MIKE Rosenstein, he nice is the guy. That's everywhere, all the time, good beard it works. The read our been still come his beard is amazing. Beard is epic. It's a fight. It's like a whole he's like one of those drawings where you could flip it up down in the face works either way he has he head hair on his face. Yes,

he's almost a almost like throbbing, like almost that's good, it's good, a good fight. Beard I or anything twelve two is really off, but it was paid to the beard he went to be you. I think I think we talked about Baby University, yeah, Baby University p. You guys. Barely you, I want to tell you both, I ordered rogaine, what yeah today I subscribe on Amazon. What part of that is that you're not supposed to tell people about that, but you're tell I don't care. Let them know what do you, so I don't give us your concern that my concern is that I'm losing hair much deeper patient, which I am I don't know if inappropriate thing is the instead of a whole scription, is that and also, I think I believe Propitia also helps your owner, no you're, liver donors. Is that never voters asal? Should

you do a job that you have to do if it's out of the way he was doing like a curled around one up fingers like here's, what I can open up? That's cape cod. As far as I'm concerned, that's sometimes where the doctors go looks like on a map, yeah yeah, but I'm surprised that there's a good stuff in there. That's a good for processing, interesting, while also it's a it's also weird pill, because they recommend, if the pills like cracked, yes cracking on, touch it up. Pregnant women, women, don't don't touch it so I feel like Rogan's, better yeah, maybe it's better to have a topical solution than a thing that you have to put in your mouth, see what happens I love I was. I was watching. I found an old hard drive and I was looking at the video we made in college and I was just looking at my hair and I was like god damn it. That was a good head of hair and it's gone. This is the airlines go and like crazy, and this is all getting thinner. I don't care for it. I get this.

Is this happening? What happening it just looks like this is really like that thing. Just, for example, the stage manager said you got a helicopter landing pad back there he's cranky though 'cause he's older. I know, but still I don't want to lose my hair. It's all I have, and so Rogaine works, that's the room. That's all you have besides a nice place to live a girlfriend in a couple, jobs Should Ripley. I don't know why you're bringing it around you look great you've lost a bunch of weight. Well just the floor. Each reading that whole territory you're not just affect ok, alright I'm I listen I get down on myself. Sometimes I understand I'm, not nothing. Anyone says is going to make you feel better. I know my father suffer from depression, Philly fans, but that freighter hair at before you before I gonna do for the Philip, like the second it out the thickener, the hair thickener stuff yeah. Is it works yeah? It does. I

I'm here, look pretty thick today, so you're going to go swimming you're, going to feel confident play tennis yeah we probably want to get out of the pool going to shake. My head is not a thing I would normally do, but after real game. Why is it that this is nothing against those guys? Why is it that every one of those guys in the commercial you look at him? You go get just weren't meant to have hair like is it Just- looks wrong on every bald him and bawled him looks great eat natural. That's the bald guy but then you see her him in your leg that look right. You better, bald. Where me right now. If I just stop it, if I stop the progress of my scalp because guys I shave my head once and I If it's on my head, it looks kind of like a golf ball, it's very weird good evening. I can even shave either because of the difference right where I don't know. What's going on with my head, it's a lot of like a big

guys have those divots in there yeah, I don't want it. They got a Terry crews. Has dividend. Is that the guy that the name record? The rain has that President Camacho from from us Chrissy got you got. You got really so funny. He said to her, maybe it's just because I'm fed up with their with their their you sure they're still there. I don't know because I shave, my head. I was close to five hundred pounds in ninety eight, your head. When you're five hundred pounds lie to save money and a hair cut generate it myself first fair answer, then you will just cut your hair. You wanted. If you want to shave your head now just to see what happens not at all, okay that, because what if it didn't feel it, I feel that if I think they're still there, I have a mole right here on my head and it's it every time I go Haircut, there was naked, it used doesn't anymore. I think it's just kind of been calloused over

there here, it's where you're so leaks. I would freak out. I lost my hair anymore than they already have. It would really really make my life miserable. I don't know what, if that's what you know, what is that became real? Looking then yeah? No, why is that it's been? I look. Why can't we just we'll just stop it where it is guys we're gonna, stop the aging process now yeah, I I did get freaked out about that. The idea of that as I started, getting older, yeah five yeah, I guess, but I but I I still feel like. I still feel like I had hair lower on my forehead when I was younger. That's most guys though, but but I feel like I would look weird if I tried to fill it in. I think. You know, I really I don't know, barring some a crazy horrible accident. I would like to ever feel like when I get older, that I need to do anything to fix myself. I just want to be okay with that's a person,

those who I am yeah, like whatever happens you just let your light. Will you know what just gonna, but it is hard I mean, like you know in the last couple of years, starting the starting to feel like I feel time I feel I and stand now. I feel you know when you twenties. You never feel like you, don't you don't ever go. I feel it in you know what I mean like you never feel like that and then, but then for in my thirties. I started to feel like all my God wait, a minute how many to change- and you know it it is change- is scary. So I stay. You know I really want to just be okay with whatever, whatever opens in, not nothing I'm going to be. I'm just saying. I would like to think that I am that person. I think that you know you could get to a place in your life, for you just happy yeah reset. Rather, if there's someone that day there's a day

we'll get there come on, you guys. Well, you got to let us know how that works. Yeah, it's a it's a moose right! You had in your hair. I don't really know anything about it. I just ordered it good yeah. What are some people says? Are you still alive? I don't know anything about this guitar. Just just just ordered it. I know everything about the guitars, those like those like Jonas, when you try to do for our body I just piece something together with the reviews I read on Amazon. I really think it would have worked too. If I had to have that bad chicken yeah and then broken. My arm is a really bad chicken that broke your arm. There was a really bad joke. That was enough moments right. There was it that makes a lot of noise on colder days. I just like it clicks. I hear it. I don't want to hear it. I just heard it. Oh fucking gross dude yeah, I know know know it sucks, I'm

Correctly to, though yeah I I just got back on the diet like hard core two weeks ago, as a feel good k, twelve twelve sounds nice yeah is is so I mean I had achieved a like a legit t day yesterday, where I woke up and I went to sue plantation and made a shit ton of muffins 'cause they're delicious with as much butter as I wanted. I never would have thought about that yeah. I guess 'cause, it's not muffin plantation now, but they do have good breakfast one day a week Sunday at eight hundred. Am it's weird. Your td, you can go anywhere and you guys went to Atlantis. Muffins are great. I can't touch those during the week wrong with that yeah there's just so many great bakeries, all around the city. I love their muffins. They bake them. Friends. If you love them, they love the philosophy. I know what's wrong with those matters, I got to tell you that the you know the ever doughboys doughboys in LA

The original I mean I don't know I feel like they may be made the first one, but if not, then I'm fine, but the red velvet cut. The red velvet cake x. It Doughboys does mind blowing at plantation. They have a doughnut muffin. Have that at a cake donut, but if they have that the village bakery well, which they have great great pace, don't I'm often had a muffin. Is it's the cake, donuts Gadis there? What's soft, like a it's great, it's great, actually, taste kinda like a mala Sadas, which is a portuguese donuts. So it's like the blade of donuts. Yes, it lives within thanks? No, no, they had to. I watched comic book men last night. I wasn't it was good I enjoyed it. Do you know why I enjoyed it because people walk into the store with cool pop culture. Comic book stuff and then it's valued and bought it just got into you Kevin just cracked, the code there

excited. I I dvr to because I did talking dead last night, so I was not able to watch to be truthful. I tore into it and then wash it this morning. I think that's a fun night programming, a name. She is walking dead, comic book men talking dead, what's coming up and I don't think I have Kevin. Smith Show but sort of a it's about his comic book shop in New Jersey, yeah is it? Is it a narative or is it a reality? The reality show, but it's like Walton Brian working at the store and Ming is there in MIKE and it's cool it's really That's a name. I went for the once you when I get back from New York, and then they rap it? What they do is they wrap it with like a podcast, so during the show they'll cut to on table of all of them with Kevin, so small?

promoting the podcast flannel yeah and it and it gets Kevin on the show too, plus the one that they'll do today on attack of the show for the idea, because when you, when did talking dead, that's sort of cracked the code for him no good. Like he's like any said, something very interesting which I agreed with sports, you know you watch a sports game. I felt like you guys. We watch a sporting event and afterwards you know they talk about the game yeah, but that doesn't really happen on television for it's. Not sports well strap it in because it's going to start happening, yeah there's also well, they have watch what happens, live yeah, which is the post as the brother Post, yeah. I think it's a fine it's a week now yeah, but I'm I'm glad for Kevin he's a great guy. A nice guy, and I think that's cool, and you know it's funny that he feels like he got that idea from talking dead, because I feel like I got the idea for.

The nearest theater a meltdown after we did my castle. I was like looking for an office Michael. Why is it? Why should my office be a number in space. I know lots of comedians good. There's a good show of you. I know quite a few. I know enough I'm lousy with comic friends. I got enough. I did the

Toronto. This past weekend to perform, as you know, like a like. My last kind of painful shows before issue the special this week and it was great. Well, Toronto was cold as it I wait, turns cold in February, but it hadn't been they their tech. There, temperatures have been in like, like the forty degrees, Fahrenheit rain warming yeah, but then all of a sudden it just like Flash frost. I think they called it please and it's just the kind of fraud, it's the kind of cold where you go outside and for the first ten seconds you like hey, this is so bad and then all the sudden, your ears feel like they're imploding, yeah, and then you, you cry, and then the tears views your eyes shut, how you never both of you not really grew up in a place like that. Well, I lived in Denver for when I was in high school for it, but but Denver Cold

isn't the same as like as Lake Ontario, coal yeah, that's just a different yeah kinda cold. There were days I mean I remember their weather reports in the morning, sometimes in Boston. It would be like don't have exposed skin for more than ten seconds Jesus Christ yeah. I know why they call us ever felt was January in Pennsylvania, like Western Pennsylvania, get chilly out there yeah, it was pretty it hurt. It hurt real bad, but I gotta say this place that I performed the comedy bar fucking great, great, it's a sort of a new comedy venue, but it's it's more ucb than it is comedy club and so there's two small little like Black Box theater and you know the room that I did it just it's just set up like a black box theater, but it's like two hundred people and it's fucking great at the bar there there's a bar in the middle that kind of connects the two programs yeah. I know I think

We should be a bar in a comedy by the lot of socializing like you can go out and socialize like imagine. If the Ucb had two Thea cinnabar, I'm imagining well! That sounds great. Right- and I always liked about pianos in New York. Just like you have that area to go to to hang out it's really. It's really great You know all the guys who run it are comics themselves, and so they, but it's run really well, so they know how to like they all the all the local comics they put with me were sick early themed comedians like nerds with guitars it was a comedy duo that did a bunch of great stuff and just a bunch of comics who were really funny, and it was just all in the same vein. It will really really smart, that's great. So it was a blast. I there's so nice up in come back to RON to. We will come back will have to go back up love. Everyone asked about you guys, and I said I'm sorry just here- getting ready for the special but bring Jonah back. Yes, I'm waiting to find out

much. I have to pay after to open up for you on the special be around one thousand dollars. I don't know because I know you have to pay what you have to. Yes, I asked miles like you know, I'm not on tv at the yes, but the production is. After all, I was like alright. Oh just take it up with my lawyers, and I wonder why the tickets out there to New York were so expensive. I didn't realize its presidents day weekend. It is yeah, it is why I like my flight back alone, was like four hundred, but those I do weird yeah. We have a. We have a dark, we're dark on Monday. That's the show! Actually we don't come in, but I I'll be a rebel against for presidents day. Well, I guess someone we do well we're supposed to yeah but

noon. Is that too I'm going to walk here? Well, I'm going to come back on Saturday. I don't know if I'll be able to make cake, though Sunday, guys Sunday of next week I'll be at Gala Fray one I'm going to go to gala, fray, twelve yeah, I'm going to gallery one hundred and twenty three. Well, it's a lot of fun. I'm going to go to Galaxy. Three. Two one contact contact yeah gallery one, the doctor who convention in LOS Angeles, I'm going to go on Sunday in Torrance or something it's at the airport Marriott. Where would it be? I'm very excited about it. You went last year, you had fun. I did have fun. Did that feel peace for the field, Ferguson this year, we're shooting a this year for the nurse we're were shooting a cosplay show yeah, there's some amazing cosplay at gala. One might imagine I would recognize a lot better. I mentioned is a lot of original doctor who, because play not as much as you know, not as much you.

I think, as a youth getting into it, because because you know a lot original doctor who stuff there was a lot of rubber masks yeah. So you know like now with the more with the contemporary. With the you know, the contemporary Dr. Play, you know, there's weeping angels and there's uh Slovenia there's so many different types of the enemy? Tough, there's so many different types of characters that where it, where you get a really pressed by the cost. Yeah I mean just seeing weeping angels alone is enjoyable for some good ones. There's like people bring fully function, not fully mostly functioning dialects. Mostly functioning, they don't kill people try that before the covering they be hating, lasers, just all hate cufflinks set a nerd love it great. That is great. I would have enterprise cufflinks I do

information on the negative side. If you are going to Gala Fray one in LOS angeles- and you are going in costume- and you do want to be part of this- show that were shooting there on Sunday yeah, that's going to be on the show so, along with Chloe Dykstra and who is now she's, probably easier on the eyes, goes at sky dark domain. That's great on the twitter is better here me okay, you got to get off this. You know what, though, it's hard for me to your hair by the way you gotta get out of this. Is that was telling to each other must know. You're singled out here, like I feel like that's in the pantheon of great hair, I can't be out of hair had hair in a rape. No, I understand that, but in the nineteen hundred nineties, when I was a youth, that is

there I wanted you 'cause, then you had it and then Sean from boy meets world had it, and I was like that's the hair. I want where it just parted in the middle and just hung straight down and the length like dueling waterfalls, yeah it was pretty, is pretty pretty obnoxious. Now now I like working here, I could never do it though 'cause my hair, Socpa Froy, that's a spanish afro in case you're, wondering at home. That seems a bit sweaty sweaty Is amazing. Yeah, I don't know I uh. I look back at the old the pictures from the old days and I do have weird lisp too weird affectation. I know I don't know what it was. You would shape things like this yeah, I don't know we're going to Jenny, Mccarthy. I think I was just. I don't know

was letting your java. Maybe I was just you know. I was so uncomfortable for so much of that it, but I mean it would work for the time it was. It was like a different. It was Peter, but your hair come on. Your hair was great down tonight. I it was pretty good yeah. It was pretty good and for the most part it's it's hanging in there did you grow. That. Could you grow at the waterfall again? Do you think it would do it? Your hair would still do it. Then we put you in a wig like that for yeah. They put me to work like that. The storage ps that we did it for the storage psn web soup and then we did it, for it was the same week that we used on attack of the show somewhere on Youtube. Is this thing we did called like nerd out or something where we made fun of single out on attack of the show, and they, give me the wig and I and I was all floppy, it's fantastic. I was on that show oh, my God, Single now, Jesus Christ? I forget I was that I,

the damage, show a lot of the time. People like me and single out one. I don't think so yeah. I guess I was long time ago yeah. I went to fry's to buy television this weekend and I ended up buying the perfect meat loaf. Pan there is a commercial for it. Can you so excited? Yes, it makes perfect meat lovers of HDMI inputs, no none, but it has a part. We could lift out the meatloaf. He just made, oh in high def. Well, it's three because it's real How often do you make Meatloaf? Never, but not my relays in German, but but so the points of Generi Meatloaf maker. I know I know what happening you're standing there. You never even love! You see. We live in. I don't know, and you go. Oh my god. I write perfect me. Lo Fi, we love all the time. I eat Turkey, meat loaf. How know how after June make me? Well that's the thing. I never had the right pane

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Chai Latte, sort of why the anyway? No I'm not, but but very quick answers. I just feel like really records pretty much the same way. I've been for six or seven years, but I just feel like it's a bad, long term plan. Why 'cause it's uh call sugar. It's really good. I know it's good but is treated like a like a snack can't 'cause you would no no it's free and that's exactly what it is to drink. This is exactly what this is it. This is a half Caffe latte again of it, but every day I would drink a Grande nonfat dry. It's just the milk is sugar turns into sugar and the sugar part turns into sugar and you're, basically consuming more

bigger than a Snickers bar day. I figured out that Venti Americanos are only twenty calories and zero carbs was the day. I kick this diet into high gear by the way. I'm glad this is true. Do an episode of sex in the city. What shoes are you wearing this fucking Christmas became the fucking view, believes in God no 'cause. None of us are that so I just did it like this now, so just actually still sound. Ok, you can do it like that cool completely turned his back to Matt Myron. This is weirdly planting his mouth on the on the. Microphone. Hey. Let me look in a way. I don't like to look at a snake. I contacted with the notes that you have to look at a

going to stop looking at the wall very favorite. I know as long as we're having fun really I am tired. I apologize. My energies seems low. I just I slept you know. I I went to new define last week. We announced course of the forest, which is really fun and then the next morning went to Toron Toe, did Gray chosen Saturday night. I didn't get back to the hotel. After is like you know. The second show ended at like one thousand two hundred and thirty and then, Why do people have to work for about an hour? So I got back to the hotel at like two hundred am, and I got picked up at five hundred and forty five am to come back to LA and so it happened before yeah. I think that yeah I thought on the plane. That was like the cancel button. I actually thought I thought you know you know it's an extra for an airplane he's only got please be Moby again was not moving hi. This is MEL B like the spice girls. That would be great,

yeah, but even better, even better than a Melby Moby sandwich yeah. It was fucking. Kurt Russell no way he was awesome. I didn't talk to him, but he would be really fun if he pulled out his Ipad and was just watching big trouble China, I think it be cool if he was watching overboard. Why couldn't see him because of the the pods were will in a weird way that you couldn't see. If you want a spaceplane yep, I was on a space plane. No, I was on AIR Canada. How are you yeah? It is surprisingly difficult to get to and from Toron toe. Is it really? Yes, it is surprisingly expensive and it is surprisingly difficult. We would drive nonstop whenever we get difficult non style yeah, but I had to take a nonstop flight because I didn't want to take the chance

that I was gonna. Miss talking that, like that, could talking that's a live show. So if I'm not by a miss, is that is a problem? Yes, so they they were these crazy pods which for true like reclined all the way, and so I just as soon as the plane had to get de iced, that's one of my dreams to de ice a plane. That's not that hard to sleep on a plane like that in Eagan, fully recline, it's pretty great and then you five they could soon as we took off I just you know. I took a melatonin which is great because it makes me so for about three or four hours. Yes, I was out until I heard where in our any our initial descent as a lab rat, that's what really click on the back think about how the food? There is like one of those kind of things yeah, it's like thinking you're getting taken to prison, but instead it's a blowjob camp.

That is the weirdest analogy. I kill prisoner is a load. Okay, yeah just depends on which the activate your on the whole scratch that analogy that was ill conceived. They really should call, but like I'm, sending you to blowjob camp, who raised how long I ninety nine years old. I guess I'll bide my time with all these blue. Jobs will be getting getting giving giving in those bars slam home and when there was no crawdad to be found, I was doing a different. I think we should get those fully reclining seats when we go to England the podcast live. I'm floating at people are well you're. Welcome to pay for that. No yeah sure you can do I just want to lay down on a plane. It doesn't have to be moving or go anywhere. So if you can arrange this, thank you listen. I don't.

Like if you know somebody that has a plane that says MAC and lay down on the plane for ten minutes, it's not going anywhere, but he can lay down on the plane. I want to feel that feeling. Can I brag a little bit about virgin first class sure it's great virgin White Virgin Atlantic? It is yeah. You think it's going to be well virgin while side First Virgin America for a class, and it's not that great. I think it's great. It's not that great. I always fly Virgin America as a New York always but no, I think it's great okay. I disagree and I was back, Ok, okay, hey, wait! I think, give yourself a. I think the food is great and I think I think that I, like the the seats recline really far. I think it's great but virgin Atlantic. They It's just like an it's just like a cafe the whole time. So in the mid

but you can go. Can I have a a lot at stake and they go of course, and then they bring it to you guys. It's that. I do love that a first class. When I want cookies, they it happens. You do the l o virgin flights, though you can order order whatever you want it and pay for it, yeah or just ask, and they bring it here in our town, yeah, I'm snooty, I I fly places first class so out of a time alright, I don't, but I would, if I could afford it, I would you know I did it. I started doing it a few years ago because I was, I was traveling so fucking much like almost every weekend and my back at so fucked up from being in a plane seat every weekend. Remember that there was a p, we have like a year and a half where I was having to get. I was having to get cortisone shots in my lower back on both sides like every six months,

just to be able to walk around, and so I was like you know, I think, and so what started happening was I started turning down? stuff and I didn't want to travel 'cause. It was so painful, and so I was like you know. I think, and I would read it and I was like I think, I'm just going to That's the money in not being extremely excruciating pain. All the time. That's a dozen! I can. He says: that's the one extravagance he has is flying first class. I think that's the way that is that is my bit mean like that. If you live like Moby, otherwise I don't live in your house, okay, nothing in it. No! There really isn't much in in some private places to stay. Before you got there pillows, it's very, very minimalist. No, no! No! It's minimalism,

oh, so fancy nothing! Fancy nancy! Nothing! Yeah! That's that's pretty sweet, but it is. I always write it out and hope for an upgrade at the airport and then it happens. I would say forty to fifty percent of the time I can get an upgrade to first class when I go to the airport, you gotta pay for it. We just started airline. You guys notice their lines. You can just lay down on the plane for ten minutes like Witcher Branson He started airline, you won't be Richard Branson started airline hi, Lynn and AIR land and the train full full full of hot air above the hot air balloon and a space vehicle. We have a train yeah, there's virgin trains, that's like are there at least there were. I don't offer so, but there were like that would be if, if the real system is

was you know, and you had your own super awesome train. You can still take trains, the opulence anywhere no no like if you had your own fucking, locomotion like, if you had a all the train, now knowledge, I have gone. Probably had a like your own. Ninety yeah diesel. May, buy a hang on fuck. It's all gone all gone everything I knew about trains gone but anyway, if you had your own fucking weird, it's great that your brain forgot all that useful information. I think you should write a It called everything I know about. Trains is gone and then it's just all about the space program, pretty sweet, but that I mean you know like that that train in Goldeneye russian train, but they have it's all like they have a dining car and like an office on there, but, like I think, a super rich guy having his own train is the shit uh. Ok, ok so

Obviously I think we all agree that your very own spacecraft to go into low orbit would really be the coolest thing in the world. No no train will be cooler, train will be cooler, train would be cool private jet. Pretty cool private jet pretty cool projects, but I've never been on a private jet, but I hear it's amazing 'cause you, basically just they drive you up to the plane and you get on it and take off whenever you want. You have that experience at Burbank when you fly to Burbank for the most part. But then you don't have some guy falling asleep on your shoulder, and you know in SW sorry about that. But you can't you can't be warm. You patted me from the weird comedy routines in the southwest. That's yeah at least they try to keep it light fund. Is we okay, so so private train over personal submarine now presenting wins? Yeah? Yes, no! Are you kidding.

Yeah, okay, good gosh, but then but then you're limited to where you can go. You mean every in the world. Yeah want to be on the interior. Do you want to live in there? Ok, so maybe the idea is claustrophobic interior for the training next year for the submarines, yeah, if it's like nuclear hunt in October, but it would have to be a huge submarine to not feel like it was the submarine ride from Disneyland yeah, where you feel like. I am trapped in a Sikh, often yeah. I do like that ride quite a bit, though. Maybe they didn't anyone, the Nemo and yeah. It's not good yes, it's great, they didn't even bother to it's like the story of it is just is very kind of thrown together, like where's Nemo and then, if the turtles, dude and then like a fucking, Octopus or then the sharks and then like there's name,

and you get out really really have you guys ever just coming. Every Disney does every yeah the result is the rise. Even the little mermaid was just the the success story. Story right yeah, but you know I you know it's interesting what's so funny about this, is that we've come to a place where we'd so take technology for granted, because technology is so it's such a convenient way to do things. Where is twenty years ago the technology of the like the the finding Nemo ride with just the digital projections and all the stuff that they do would be have been fucking, mind blowing, but now like yeah whatever I could do that on my I phone and it's so right now. I feel, like you, respect like fully working animatronic puppets yeah, I'm more than yeah, like Digital projections that was well so about the little mermaid ride. Is the gesticulation Ursula. Has it's it's scary. You see her

your hands, mover distance that also the animatronic figure for the the wicked witch of the west in the Great movie ride at Disney World, because that's one of the most that that's the one they keep. They keep updating that one like that. That's the one they try, the new stuff, fun and like she looks crazy, good, really yeah and then that way, which is the last name. Okay, Crabgrass also be. I like the under water hair effect on the aerial. Yes, yeah, those people ma'am, but yeah animatronics are still there. I like dark rides quite a bit like I like, MR, does allow the rider. Mr toad is officers. I love MR told because they to be creative because they didn't have the technology. So they do a lot of stuff with forced perspective and independent glow in the dark shit and like your nose is crazy. Lime, always crazy, good, always crazy Pinocchio. I think actually of all the dark rides. That's the I enjoy the most Alice in Wonderland. No,

head yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah, that was kinda cool 'cause. It goes like you end up outside for a second and like the haunted house in solving the problem with the ghost with reflections and like all that stuff was so brilliant. The new updated in mansion at Disney, I said, haunted house. I meant, haunted mansion. I meant that at Disney. World has a new ghost effects. Yeah I saw like a yeah yeah I went in July I when I went to see my parents inside the space shuttle die. That is really really really cool. Did they hire that ghosts? They have the ghost digitally done now. Were you looking in the mirror? You look in the screen. What they do is like, for instance, if you're sitting, if John is in there and a ghost comes up, I can take down as head off the and as animated as such, like they can move in a take down as head. That's pretty sweet yeah, that's awesome! It's cool decapitated, you I wasn't there. This is just this is just like an example. If I were there, this is theory Jonah have. This is the nice! We ride ride together, theoretical! Doesn't

then your life with rarely ever you're, my rarely ever. Only when the mice run and when they're off you guys are like the cat dog of the Nerdist Podcast Look at the they were. It was a cat dog, the glory, a half cat had dog that had both of yeah yeah, that and in order How did you figure it out? Well, you see Jonah, I got doing it you're doing it are really your cat dog cat dog cat dog, let's see in North Jeolla Julio and went out american summer or they just amaretto go sounds like you doing it. Are they making a sequel? That's what said? That's a lot of schedules, clear, yeah,. I'm sure it was the first time, though they're all working in the first time yeah, but not as much

Bradley Cooper, clear. You know what I bet he would do. He do it. Yeah thinking about yeah was yeah. I guess that's true! Jake Fogelnest will come back, so you know why he's busy Twitter and SIRI really knows how to make kids angry. I love Jake, I jake all the time I've been I've been listening to his show yeah. Well, I've been listening to him Siriusxm you yeah yeah yeah. How is it I like it? His playlist are great there's, so many I've discovered so many it's made me feel like not a crazy. You know relevant music person anymore, like all these are all bands and actually enjoy that I've never heard of before that which made me feel better. Let me feel better ma'am I I circulate. Does a band camp which I thought was pretty cool some one time, someone shit in your pussy american pie, Band Camp Bank habits that bank hand dot com.

The site where I know banking. Yes, it's awesome. I've been just like tooling around check out all these unsigned bands. Awesome. Are you getting for Jonah radio yeah. I'm kind of compiling wait for people start sending me stuff, and I can't wait for the second I'm going to do. You gotta be shitting me or at a bar I talked to somebody about the time they shut their pants. That's be Wwl radio yeah. It is going to tell a story about a time. You shit your pants yeah. I think I'll start. Could you give a little the recorder thing I want to do, and so I just kind of want to have someone telling me this time they shit their pants good, glaring at me. What do you mean we're not going to write you? It just seems like that. 'cause I'm chewing on that right, you're, not smoking anymore. Oh yeah, you are back. What do you do that, for

all gadget, prime. They don't blame it on things that I have yeah. You asked what I did that for trying to give you the reason that I had. I think you should stop. I want to just do it you want to please I will Okay, I will see you lose a lot more way. The needs are smoking and records those we don't. If that's what you that's, what we're talking about exactly because smoking health losing of the waves? Yes,. Well it's not a losing of your law. Yes, death death really takes off the pounds. Well at first, you actually were a little more. Then they suck out your innards, which you know all about. Law when this occurs well come girl grows best girl No, that is, I don't know how to go to. You know. This is what okay, okay, okay, I got, I got and then I'll have it me.

Man, I still feel like you chain, don't like what you did there pitchy. It. You know this one from Lamb. It just Lamb of God could be the then take away. I went to Catholic Mass Oh god, I remember that whole fucking math that was an altar boy for years. I was another boy for a couple of years. I did it once and they asked me not to come back here that much but enough yeah, you want this communion wafer. You piece of shit, this Jonah kid does nothing for my heart on Boston. He got kicked out of Boston Center, the lacking the using kicked out. They just restructuring restocking. Fadi a Christ, your piece,

a mule body size. You hey man, yet pieces. She allowed the least attractive. All the boy I have ever met this is this is from Lamb, Jr, dear gentlemen, of the Nerdist Podcast, what your feelings about rumors about a legitimate back of the musical being developed for Broadway, I feel, and what would you do if one of the songs in the purely resembling what was before the dawn of a represent? I feel like a good for them. I appreciate that people think that we had anything to do with that. A back to the future me Tickle, possibly happening yeah, I kind of wish we would have our shit together. Yeah we did. We had probably had nothing to do with it now, American, they would have figured it out. Eventually, it's a major brand. A lot of major brands turn into musical at universal hasn't turned a profit on it, yet so they're trying to figure out how the

such a five. How can you look someone in the eye when you go hey, you know we should pray, give these actors residuals for one of the highest grossing films of all. You know we just haven't made any money. How can how can you say that to someone without wanting to murder yourself for being such a head pack is the? How much on tv is this list Maybe they say something like don't tell me how you got there just show me the end numbers that way they don't feel like. Would you say: Show me the money I'm telling you might. If I wanted to you know when it you know like when it. This is a call to music business in film business, hello, music, business and creative accounting is going to be our undoing because people like Louis CK or just going to release stuff on their own and they are not going to need you anymore and you are making it happen. Yeah. I hear that a you are making it happen and now people are becoming empowered.

The creators, a king. So just you know you have the distribution channels now and music sort of yeah, but don't get used to that to grip all right. Well done. Next, women's this is from Mt Adams. Hey, there's fellows form so I'll. Be brief. Recently had an quote: unquote: altercation with the delightful children with her, I with my comment may have been taken out of context, as evidenced by him blocking me for eternity, and I would just like to take a moment to apologize for any misunderstanding. It may have occured an attempt at humor. I have apparently hurt your feelings Jonah and I'm sorry for that. Truly, I find you to be hilarious and I wish you all the luck in the future. I'm sorry, you couldn't see the humor. I said okay, what happened No, no, it was off the heels of some other guy.

Calling the like is up, I posted a picture, my brother and with this had nothing to do with this guy. I I think I know who's on the like some guy, like I put my brother, is all: is a guy also a pull a edward, and this is something he did before and I, like, I said, hey funny you're ironic use of the term is not funny ito. Two am I. He responded with another horrible thing and then, like the next time, something happy and who ever it was just I don't it's just one of those things on a whim right, so he created a regional. This isn't the credit he created a regional n word. Basically, yeah like it was. It was cut off the heels of that. That was still in my mind and then someone else giving me shit on Twitter.

This guy didn't save. That's not that guy. He was a boy in words, but I was coming off of you know that that, like just kinda, the emerging, a Tele right because mixing pointed Tele is like sacrilege. I love the Tele. Do you really? I just don't. I am continue. I like crepes. Is that weird? No, no, no actually read is great and crepes. So, okay, so he said ice. I posted a picture because Snuff Box, a great sketch, show with Matt Barrie rich vultures. Now on Netflix Instant Watch yeah, I was I I just posted sailing. All awesome it's on is to watch it's great comedy. I get somebody doing I'm with you. I is that what you're doing and turn on your net Netflix as a washed up box both does the thing he responds with yeah, maybe I'll quit my job and buy a classic swim to cruise the beach onto blouse sunk in yet hipster.

He's right, though I respond with who are, who are you and what hipster would write a cruiser bike to the beach? That's for Venice Beach. Hippies, like you hash tag piece of I don't think people understand, I don't think people understand when they draw the hipster card. A hipster would never go out of their way to say something is awesome. I have to go out of their way to say this thing sucks and that's why I like it. You truly love snuff box in rich culture. Yes, so that is literally the opposite of hipsterism yeah. I really, I really didn't get the. I think I passed a milestone this week. Oh my god, on Twitter, big was it. It was a with. They have the breaking of the laser and then hit I've. He also just like, within the Graves actually just attempted an apology to at Jonah hope he sees it when he sees it and lies is those all a big misunderstanding. Twitter handle M T Adams at Matt at

to Adams. I passed a milestone. This where a guy? Oh sorry, here he continues early in the Venice Beach hippie, which I imagine maybe a step up from scruffy beard, plaid clad hack hacked. That's the word that would have done until one and then hashtag, bigger, pos, bigger piece of you can't you can't use the word hack around with a comedian. That's like that! It's like the whole, that's like her kryptonite were like wait. What do you mean and then I was like you know what I don't need to put up with it, so he says blocked me for that sensitive. You called me a piece of shit you week, full not the other way around grow a thicker skin. I thanks for your apology. I am you know I just like I normally don't like to respond to. I try yeah. I got a

even tell you guys. I treated this I told Jonah. I didn't tell you sure I didn't tell you the thing I started a minute ago, but I'm sorry let me know that's a milestone milestone. I don't know you tell me, thank you very excited about it. Nothing is better. There was, I ok guys, here's the thing. I still was very sense If you know I still am not, is I'm still not as desensitized as they should be to the internet yeah me of it, because I think what happens is I give everyone the of the doubt that they are reasonable human beings and I can Stan why anyone would go out of their way to say something really shitty to someone that they don't know just to walk up to me like fuck yourself. You fucking piece really understand that, and so it always hurts my feelings from a humanity standpoint of, like you really think It's okay to be that way in the world like it really hurts my it just it just hurts my sense of health. The

it's, so you know whatever it's like. I you know, obviously that person has it rough, because people who are happy don't think to do things like that, but some guys that this guide, because yesterday with like where popular you fucking suck you're an idiot legs all these tweet and I started to go in that mode of like you know I had almost no followers was going to be like well, thankfully, no one gives a shit what you think and I looked at his profile and a an eerily. There is such a weird consistency between the people that that treated me, that kind of stuff that that that hate they all like the same things. It's so fucking weird the data points on it are fascinating. They almost all

them, have some type of rest wrestling or UFC affiliation, and I'm not saying that rest of the people who like resting, UFC or dicks I like wrestling. I am telling you that there is an eerie connection between when people go out of their way to say, like your fucking, you suck you're, not funny why the fuck do you have anything in this life? It the profile they almost always the following UFC fighters- they almost always for for it's. So weird, though, like that such an odd to at a point that I think so, whatever I'm just not. I don't gel with that group, and you know like for that section of that group and that's fine All these guys, almost always look the same they're like kind of dopey little scruffy other almost have like a unibrow out like it's. It is for. I would love to freakonomics that and really create a profile. It could almost profile them like a like a serial. Or the other, usually between the ages of eighteen and twenty four, between the weight of this in this this type in between in so in a two mile radius of their house shocking.

They always have some relation to the there is no greater. Add to reporters like twitter offenders they to go into the name and I'm a twitter fender. I did that it just make these people not be dicks on the internet, yeah, but, and then something just said to me, like I don't care what this guy. I I think I literally it was the same. List? Well, the guys entitled opinion. Maybe I maybe I do suck fuck him. I don't give a shit and I really didn't give a shit. It was really nice feeling, that's great, I'm so proud of you coming so not far and still trying to take credit for, and I want to get there too it'll be fun. What was your big revelation? It was just really it was funny. I someone showed me this on the internet.

If you, Google, my last name, spelled incorrectly, and why are a that? The there's a post that comes up from game trailers, which is the you know, gaming website, yeah, hang on. Let me pull it up just I need to read the post. There's a thread about me end, and it is. Is it fair that People Matt MIRA can get girlfriends and we can't ah that sucks? Why do you read this stuff? It's fucking hilarious. Yes, you say hilarious with venom. No, no! No! It's funny and here's the post ready. I think it's kind of a with the people like Matt, Myra NYRA? Why can't get girlfriends parentheses he's the guy in the Nerdist podcast? the Youtube video of him getting run over by his own golf cart, and we can't question mark question mark what the fuck exclamation point question mark question mark. So how about a week followed by a link to the Youtube video

so you're motivating in the second post. Oh I'm free here is because he doesn't go on to the internet forums whining about how he can't get girlfriends, while others can go out and meet new people wish. Next. Guy goes so true and then the next guy goes another thread. It's getting boring bra. Judging from your avatar, I'm going to assume that most girls think you're gay, followed by a gay animatedgif of bunnies. All right may know what street people enjoy. Bunnies. That's that's a weird favorite, my favorite part of the posted is from a gentleman named ROM S3, who the fuck is Matt. My

in that I'm, like your surprise, someone doesn't know you know. I don't know why, having a horse to the, I would be on that I've read that wasn't knowing to knowing him yeah. I don't you know that is this world. This comment from, or s t a r r star from lost boys yep get on the bike star the maggots Michael, I guess um Megan, so noodles don't drink its blood. These are maggots metal, stuff news of oh shit, there's a little. It's a maggot stories of worms. Noodle stories is Reser's. What's the star have to say YO nerd? I know you have a good time going on right now, but I'm curious when the official notice Industries Iphone APP is going to be available. I can't wait living level of a podcast. Someone pleasantly amazing patch. Keep up the awesome. There is an artist app for the Iphone that is in the approval stage. Right now weeks. Right and I tunes we mashed up, Nerdist industries matched up with our partner give,

daily in daily became the Nerdist newsletters. So now there's Nerdist NEWS, which you can subscribe to its daily, this sort of like daily things that will be relevant to your interests. And it's really awesome. I always wanted a newsletter yeah and I'm very excited that's right, get in next time. The marine years ago. Chris actually approached me about coming over the Nerdist NEWS Letter. I didn't do every week or month or send them It was like. I don't have time for that and men is that what I said it, the ultimately you didn't yeah well turned into some other whatever, anyway it you you, you rightfully said you couldn't do it because it would've been too much for you to take on yeah it's a lot of work. It is a lot I mean I see with that. I see with the geeks. You guys do yeah to get that. Letter at every day and it's it's a lot of work yeah. So if any of the UN tried to he wanted this and I'm very proud, I was

It's nice that it's nice, they do a really great job and it's still the same. You know like content wise the same, be the same. It'll skew a little more there to see. Maybe, but it's it's great, I'm so super excited about it. You can just into it on the Nerdist site, they'll be a banner on there. That says, you know subscribe to an urgent news and but the Iphone app. Yes, we built the Iphone APP the Iphone Apps good. It's not, I mean I'll, be honest. It's not an amazing app! It's free apps are so, Can you play your expensive from your phone? Your phone? You can bring up. You want to hear my the to the drawing board. But if I talked about my my exploration of app development on the bad guys before well, we've talked about it. I don't know, we've talked about it, just us talking about it or if we talked I talked how expensive it is because there is such a fucking land rush for app development. Now that is so. I met with the company and stuff by SW last year, I'm like ok, I want to do a simple Iphone, app that aggregates the podcasts and aggregates the website maybe has a calendar for dates.

And then let's throw a little simple, like eight bit video game on there for people and they go okay. So, couple days later, I get the the bid. Seventy nine thousand dollars I'm like are you kidding me in like no? This is this is what apps cost like this is what a brief a way, well functioning, app costs and so I go okay. Well, let's just get rid of the video game elements and we'll just have just just aggregate sites and the podcast whatever, and they were like. Okay, we'll get back to you. I get an email like a day later, thirty thousand a person man, I like it's just too much to spend for an app that I'm give away for free. So I found a great come, NY in Argentina called be APP, which my friend Alex Albrecht. You outsource the ship. I did yeah bow economy friend, America price me out of America, and so you know I did not spin

thousand dollars on the app. So it's a good app I mean is that I created is what it I didn't created a mental, to create it and they made it it'll. Basically aggregate pretty much any podcast you want and you can pin it it within the app. As you can't listen to the you can't listen, and then and have it run. In the background, though, that's a whole separate thing to do. You have to be in the app if you're, listening if you're listening. Well, it's great that you're sitting on the app that I'm about to put out so yeah, but if you make a noise that would stop right if it's getting worse, it's just to expect, and it's like it's so you know I thousands of dollars on this and it's a for still a free app like I'm, not there, I'm not putting ads on it. There's! No, it's not going to generate an income for this. I don't want to charge people for a dollar five. Now hundred, I would only charge people for if I spent

like thirty or fifty thousand dollars on it, and I felt like it the it's a free app. It's feels like it should be a free, app goal. It'll every podcast aggregate the website it have calendar dates on there. You can pull another ok so long as there's an icon of an artist logo. I can have on my phone up. There will be. There will be so maybe some other folks that there will be more than mats used. It was a joke. I just forget it. It doesn't matter. Listen! Admittedly, it's not a fifty thousand dollars app like I went on to NPR's after change the app it's fine, but it is they don't have to defend your app. I I feel like I do have to defend home I don't know. I want people like it. I like it. It's free, you don't have to use it. 'cause everybody about Stitcher, it's free, you don't have you don't have free. So is this!

I've had and I've had a I've had a handful of exchanges with Stitcher. Maybe we're coming back. They want. They want to come back, they have apologized, show us and the numbers. I don't k e all they've promised to use our feed, which is all I care about. I don't care about making money from them. It yeah it. I just it was just about lying. You is the feed, but really do it. This time, don't say you're going to use the feed and then use your own guys, I'm going to use the feed for Realz email us with, but their ceo been very. He took a lot of abuse. For me. I mean I literally just flat out that like here, but everything I think you guys did wrong and I was pretty direct about it and he took it and apologize and mean I I was pretty mean right was like I don't know if you guys are evil or stupid, but it's one of them and and- and he was like you know them- I have to say that we were stupid because we don't I'd, be

like I'm, not an unreasonable guy. You can ask anyone. Who's worked with me, I'm not, and I'm very I'm very trusting in very malleable when people are just cool like this is all I ever wanted them to be. It's just like on the level in cool and that's it. So they seem to be nice now and I'm strongly consider bring it because all I wanted them to be with Kulanu czar feed those two things and that's it. So if they'll do that, I may go back there, because, You know a lot of people do get the podcast on it yeah when we got a restraining, puts on the server just very strictly technical term like tackle speaking, I'm just curious about that. It's not that sometimes the lives in server gets slow if they get bottlenecks. Yeah the bottle necks a little bit yeah, but you know lives in has.

The way. Thank you for existing yeah, I mean live, send has really hung in there and they've stepped up. Well, when I first, we first our lives and they had a lot. There were a lot of problems and they admitted that they had problems and they stepped up and they fixed it inside podcast podcast, but they I'm doing a great job lately that we haven't really had any problems with them. Recently they host us, they host WTF they host they host like everything turns into gold hour. They host 10s of thousands of podcasts and the interface is. Good and they've been doing a really nice job. Later we have our podcast with them someday. I feel bad. There are other companies that people were with that, just fucking shut down and they just 'cause they could lost everything. Keep up with that. Bandwidth is incredibly expensive when Corolla first started his

well, he was paying for his own bandwidth and it was like ten grand a month. You know that when girls started his own show, Lipson existed and if someone just said to him, look at this part of the learning curve. Eighty bucks a month part of the learning curve which I could have said to him. Yeah listen, listen some really great, but if you are going to start a podcast, And you do go with lips and whoever you go with make sure that the This is something that we didn't do make sure that the feed that you use is a feedburner feed, and that is the U R, L that you give out to syndicate your part. I do you that we just use the U r L Strip, because if anything happens, to live gender if they shut down or if we need to move for any reason, it's very tricky within Itunes, too

who change your url without wiping out all of your ratings and all of your comments and all of you have to start all over all of your subscribers that you lose everything you can do it, but it's very tricky and if you don't do exactly the right way, you're fun, but if you use If you use an external, if you know if, if you use a like a like a feed. Url, then then, you can change. Whatever the the ultimate server is- is fleas, die feedburner on everything else, June, okay, they'll pay for with the pay for that. But again, yeah he's really stop doing it. On my card he's getting a new little notes. That's fine! Khalid everything else. You've you've, literally nothing to do the podcast anymore than that you're financing it and whatever right. I know, you're welcome, support and sometimes pay for IBM. When there's like a good like a like to marry

movie yeah. I bought it on demand just 'cause, I'm paying for TIM and Eric's movie to be made, which is what I'm doing he's paying for Yeah this server space every month, damn it man I miss to miss heard, this is this- is the end of our hour. I apologize if I was a little sleepy today, my if the a little low- but I am going to New York tomorrow to shoot the special on Friday and I'm very excited- and I don't know if there's tickets available, but you can go to Nerdist dot com, slash calendar and click on it, like 17th get them yeah. It's free show and after willing I'll be there, I'm excited. I have this weird zen thing that happened last week when I was like. Is it made climax? It was not coming at that

now, then I wasn't that good. I I just kind of felt, like you know what this is. I feel like I've done, the best that I can do and if that is not going to be good enough, then that so be it was sort of like the yeah you's gonna. There is sort of like this is what I do I'm going to do it on the special I you know it's gonna go how it's gonna go. I have prepared as much as I can, if I'm not I'm not going in unprepared like no, no, whatever you know at that, so I it it's. You know, I'm excited about it. I'm I just wanna try to enjoy the fact that it's fun and it's my first special and then I get to have this experience. That is the only time I will ever get this particular experience, and so I just You enjoy it and not get all fucking in my head about what about that good. It would have what if the AV club tells me my, comedy, is bad or whatever you know like whatever I get in my head, the AV club might not, but of course, they're going to shit.

But it doesn't matter there all nice people yeah sure, but I just I just kind of thought that I don't care, but I just sort of feel like yeah. The guys going to do it in the art of letting go you're enjoying your burrito. I am enjoying my am enjoying my riddle, taking our advice that we so casually cast off at the end episode I enjoy mine today. Just like you do yeah good for you buddy. I review the Samsung Galaxy Nexus and gave it a five out of five which you love. Anyone thinks that I am an apple fan boy I am, but I also like other good too. I upgraded to a four g. My fight today, yeah, which I works because the three g, my five units, were not amazing. My fate, here's a problem. How much like? What's your data plan, it's five five gigs a month, you're gonna burn through that so fast, you will want to see the speeds with the l d s yeah, it's they're pretty fast way like for

thirty down like seventeen up or something like that. Fifty megs Jesus Christ, a second that's as fast as the wide band. That's in my house yeah- I had. I don't have the internet right now, I'm still waiting until February, seventeenth the enter to give people an idea. If you have basic dsl yeah, you get like three mags down about a meg and a half up yep, and so we are talking like fifteen times that it's pretty great. For Glt, that's nice soon coming to a TNT. Would you explain to me how eighteen t all these people, like myself, have unlimited data data accounts? I do too And now all the sudden arrival that they're throttling it to mags, when, if you pay the two gigs, when, if you paid ten dollars more a month, you would get up to three gigs, but still unknown

it is unlimited, like that seems actually that's something they're not paying ten more than us. Nope inked is ten, ten dollars more, I thought was like ten dollars more, it's less ten dollars, less ten dollars! Less! You get a guy! You get a cap, you get capped at three kids. So how do they legally? How do they get around that? I don't know Kevin for and I have I mean if you, if you have an unlimited account, it's like hey, sorry that unlimited account doesn't work for your. They know what I wouldn't even be mad. I wouldn't even be mad if they catch me at three, if they can, if they slow down the data speed at three gigs, if they slowed down at three would be ok, because I know that the unlimited, the people that pay for three gigs also get slowed down at three. I know it is hacky to complain. Att and I have refrained from doing it for a very long time. 'cause I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but my serve The last week in LA in New York has been shit, so and the only reason that I first world problem complain about is beak.

I have to do a lot of work on my phone and I'm not like the networks freezing, I can't get emails. I can't send it to. I can't send text, and so I rely on that for work. It's I'm not going on Facebook to play for bill like I'm trying to work, and I and I pay for the service and it's been since the whole bad, let like shockingly it. It happened like in a day all the thought it was like wait it's they bars. But I can't my tips are going through text message that said: you're getting throttled, no do you, then you are getting their idols. I got it. It's a yeah. I got it to expose it. It's not five free message. Your data is approaching. The top five percent of users avoid reduce data speeds, use WI, FI there are available and then responded with to them with fuck you I pay for limited, I'm going to get unlimited. Well, what do they say that nothing? They just throttle. Do the robot that you sent that back to was like does not compute and then melted.

Me me and then the revolution starts yeah, I just don't understand mean like all right. It's just like what what I see a t t doing is capping capping data, raising rates and have him should here. So it's in any era. In any other era, you could jail them for bilking. The public fucked up.

And then also in an area be pretty amazing things in a live ring of technology. Why you lately, which is you burn them after you burn the kid I think women do. I've had come that I'm gonna get three g, but I'm gonna get. I think I'm gonna get the Verizon I'm thinking about switching. Are you yeah? I wish that we could switch you don't mind. The CDMA chipset or is there? Is a tool? Is a dual band? A we don't know. Yet we don't know yet it's coming all right. Looking forward to it. Well enough tech, complaining tech talk with Chris and Matt, it's just not nearly enough all right. Well, they like, maybe it. We just waxed poetic about servers. We waxed prosaic Oh, oh, my god. Seventy two minutes we gotta stop this fucking podcast.

Your God, Damn Marino, everyone so much for clean ending. This is the training you want. You want to stop the train that you want your site ramming as having a job there son stop this train. Well, let's get on. I'm sure it is okay, older! Listen to it! No you're! Me too! We all are, unfortunately, not with the rogue and now I'm returning that clock, I'm looks like the record can't might not be able to come out to April. Your is, then. Why is because the the pressing plant backed up and it I can take six weeks? No was eighteen t running and pressing plant. My guess is that April get here is super fast. Well now I know, but like I wanted him for our dates like I wanted for s by SW and we have a ton of dates March. I wanted to be able to yeah. It makes the April people that much more, especially the poor people sounds like a Weird star trek thing. I would watch it.

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