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Jonah Ray Donovan

2013-09-18
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Now you are you going to do in a sucker rerun? No, no, I'm pretty heavily ruin it. Maybe if I was like hey, can I get a burrito, no bundle, no turkey and arrived at the please leave. I could get a plate there. Maybe I will does Toggery sound like taco induce diarrhoea too. We yet I have to think about it for a second and I'm gonna say yes, it does well it s kind of well. I guess I'm not gonna go to disagree. If you're not going to offer. I still like go with you. Look I'm going to make you watch me, eat, every time we do find. Well, that's is our workplaces around the world. I don't have to take you someplace go sit there and watch me these carbs drink this water ferry links with Didn, already. The seller to our relationship is talk to each other. If that's, what I hear
The happy, I guess, I'm just happy that you're gonna be opening opening, so I am looking forward to refund the Wilburn RE noticed that complex count. It tight. Ninety cripple, come out and finish up with twenty five minutes. Who is this wonderful episode, four hundred and nine brought to us. That is an excellent question, met Myra good hand of staff. Darker I know them stance that coms last W piano met its that's a great place to go you don't even have to go to the post office anymore. Mark marijuana sense of not only because I you say that covers a scale they provided to its it amazing Everybody knows that. Give you some coffee aware that scale do you have? It gets a large part. I love the spectre of Never that's, never not going to be hilarious areas.
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no risk trial. A hundred and ten dollar bonus offer, including a digital scale, to fifty five dollars a free program. I try to pay for that digital scale. Criswell, it's nothing! You just have to use artists and special offer rubber go to the probable got nervous. That's amazing! I know it's amazing. They send that scale to you. How do you think they send it to you things they weighed on another scale. Eight is a chance. I got those guys know how to do everything. You have come up with a video from the learned, its sense of the term, that states that come before. We do anything else clicking the microphone on top of their homepage and Taipei, nervous or bs report or job easier marks. Never been this nice does that guy. I gotta get to know. I know I know I know you just gotta get to the exit. Skid ran into him at I gotta see. Ok, Kafka would in actual fact tat. He was going into customers. Commoner
was a rosy right. I don't know if I was coming I had already purchased my Pascal items, which was one large container of men's. What was it like? A bucket? No, it was just a big thing. I'd I sign up for membership and that's what I came out of there with was one thing of vitamins: do you have you been taking them everyday good for you? well. How do you? How do you know how many years, both day world right, I'm afraid Chris says one a day? I only read the backs of their well you're in trouble. Well, this is a very fun return. Not I like this hopeful intro, which is nice intro to the Kosovo, just a lot of you like ours. Of our guys. I run up now. They bark at us, but I know it's because they really care and they enjoy the host for which we had ever thought
things, but people do enjoy those. Also, it's just been a question of getting us all in the same room we ve all been traveling. Allow we ve all been working lot, but we have today we have another coming up, and so we should have some more regular ones in the in the future, so fear nods, pod, cast travellers. Podcast knots we have some hope was on the way, send us your fan, mail to Malta, comics using stamps dot, com, Slash devotee, F, Rona Katy.
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I didn't think I was coming as I can only played in between things. I can't really go devote time to it. It's what is it began? What was a video camera? I now that's a video game or what it what's the like? What's the thank you? Basically, it's like a it's like you run, a town and so you're just completing tasks and building at the town and latching animals have set out is a little bit soared over the Simpson here, but not it not. Quite in that way. It's a! U dont, get raided, necessarily there's. No! It's not like here. Your monthly budget lay hears you don't have to put in like points system running, but they must all points like day their happiness. You know it's like a happiness point. Then you by a bunch of stuff, for you build your house and you just by a bunch of
it waiting vice, have with your happiness. No, no! You buy stuff with bells and I'm a fucking billion air cause. I've figured some shit out about the game, so that's pretty exciting. Can we first talk a little bit of how we ve been working with. You're Tom yeah. So I want to see time today and he goes, I'm really excited Matt nine negotiated down last night, his quitting smoking. You said you had four cigarettes new run from away in Thomson about two and you said about. I smoke free and throw one away, would end up break. Ok, so supposedly, but I only had three left: you ve quit smoking. Now there that's the plan. I can't say that I'm sorry, I accidentally let it slipped that yours, and cigarettes, oh no, it's I went it was. I was in keeping it a secret, but you should have told him which is never gave up. My
Really. I really thought with your highness trainer also regrets that. I also thought at my bet the birthday I thought he would have. I thought he saw me. I feel it I was well he definitely. I believe that did see you smoking as you are driving away from exercising, and then I slow now deliver related disease, Sharm and then and then it goes yeah apparently mad smokes on the way to training do describing the morning what the fuck else am I supposed to come on man. What is wrong? I don't understand the problem here. Well, I understand, like larger the larger problem of cigarettes me bad, don't I I don't want you to die. It's love strain on your heart, because we'd have to continue the pod cast and we'd have to remove this Jonah going to continue the pod cast, because this is what Matt wouldn't have wanted. I beseech you heartbroken denied, while you too,
say don't die, please don't dies. I die play this man don't die. It's dazed workin out fifteen times a day. Well, is it sometimes twice a day, Adam Savage told me a line from getting to the Greek which I never saw, but he said there was a line in there that he fucking love. So much, and I now I love this line, which is basically Russell Brand, is having an hour with this girl with an ex girlfriend or something in his. I go. I cleaned up, I'm doing yoke issues a gifted yoga five hours a day. You can turn anything into heroin. Yeah now we're gonna lot. I love it. I do like it is No. I didn't No! I never really liked it before. Will you look good you to work as Tom's great? You look good you're down about sixteen pounds. He said you know a lot about me from my trainer eyes out there for some the EU is mentions. When you enquire about my we're gonna. Do you know what
You know why he he basically I am I better than turnover and we don't do the same stuff. So it never is a valid question, but he always cells Matt. Yes, if it'll make you feel better. Yes, that's a pretty things, What do you do when he asked you and when you ask him in time, goes shut up. You piece of shit near like our Jonah, got to you first, he able basically what time does is that he he basically forms this net of innocent. Tell anything like really really personal. I imagine, but he basically, Is he gonna? Try, sir? I'm out of eight. I don't care clients with like. Oh, I like any, is also very proud of you guys use like Jonah. Did this really amazing thing and MAC did ten of these really amazing things and he's down these cities? now, more than if he's really these really proud as well he's really proud is good night. I haven't really good time with an eye like in diameter. MIKE I started second, I think I started here. What makes them down seventeen I'm out?
doesn't really one abbot other pounded, but I do, but I cannot twenty five pounds and I dont know going to the doktor and I was just muscle I don't know, what's happening a history of turning into a great mush, so picture of you from picture this instagram you'll really gets alcove neck. You you're welcome gonna, give you a heads up, I told Christus once actually at Montreal two years ago. I know like a lot of stuff. We get is like in a part of some kind of evil plan or corporation or something that, like a lot of things, we do in our day to day lives. Loving we give money to buy. A single handedly were yet you're talking like I wait dislike. I stop talking to reinvigorate out I'm wearing my dialogue with me audience. No, no! No! No! I well! I'll is like in the middle of the explanation or yes, even last night. I stop talking ever really good friend that works for palm, which is the company that owns Fiji naturally ago. Yes, Fiji, though the bottling, Carling Hom Group, yeah yeah, but the actual like
aunt or they you know, make them but bottled water. Were they get the water from the island and put into the it's it's kind of destroying the the fishing culture in Fiji, like other the the chemicals that are coming out of the factory are going into the water and kind of destroying the island's water and resources. So You know there's little its little steps from anybody that can be big enough to just like stay away from Fiji. Ma Am drunkenness appear like nicely, I'm sure is. Here's the thing we mostly the guy that were on the nicely bought this shit ton of water in Canada, and he was just discussing in a business week type publication how he did it because he thinks that that's the neck, gas, that water is the next thing that people get the paper the Nose Board waters hours on. Bravo, that's that's! Actually what view of its ever long time is that it's in the future is not going to be about gas. It's gonna be about just transparently.
And that's why values the best tasting water, so if you're out there and you see it for super three dollars right now. Seven eleven Joan is carried out in fine, I think, is a delicious. I really do think this is the best water, the best tasting water, its waters. Just a fresh air is like an extra level of freshness I know what chemicals do. You really believe that are you saying that, because when I was eight in character to be peace, shit, it's not a character, throwing I've doing for years now I love Fiji I used to it when I was in Massachusetts. They stuff to drive to the trader Joe's in Nashua. To get Bj's is going to place it had it. The idea of buying more Fiji water will make it so you won't get to have Fiji water anymore. I understand it doesn't make any sense or they can pride, build another factor on the other side of the island. I have a good time the fisheries want to come over and fish overhearing place it's very similar, unlike It's like when there is a kind of the ecological disasters;
does my that it really does affect the entire place. Anderson. Let me know if there is an easy as an easy thing. It just basically having a little bit to the left or right of whatever seven eleven urine evidence not sail through labour, so funny Wassail Labour Dinah character with real I'm just let you know too. It is what we do now. I know I know I know no. I know that you believe in this cause because others ever deciphered. You say before I report to you that the largest it's like there being equal. Your response. I do I will. I will look into the situation of decent reading on it and fake my finding concur with yours. I will. I will switch over to not nicely
like hell, mats his own age, our department. To look into this lively, and I like to know the facts. Do you feel like you were we're? U coming in order that the scene of water making man I just I felt right when I walked in, I was attacked. Morning. Sunshine he's been up at least for two hours I felt I was. I was on the defensive what I said good morning: Sunshine, yeah, well, you're hairs on. Tat. I was I I don't know. What's wrong with that, I can get it out. Just it looks like you just well, I'm not where I was being mean or sarcastic. I just you know you why so you walk up the stairs and you can I had this furrowed brow and your hair was all messed up. So I start my first response was good morning sunshine and when I said that he was a relief to five hours I was defending you saying that he didn't just wake up. Another factory watch the movie that we're gonna talk about on the pact. Guess it's not this one up. What are what other, but guess what
three of that other five, what China James Bond and look for it later in August? Well, I'm sorry, you felt attacked I was. I was not attacking you, I'm just the cranky today. Will you yeah, I felt re attack like here to attack twice was a person on most points to get stone of being. Here is what is supposed to be extra awkward now you're, trying to poke the jellyfish Lenny you now. Jellyfish, don't die unless you killer, usually you think you're going to the principal being like. I know that this situation it's already been handled, but could you handle it more? I think you're not doing what you already too much The charge of our general aren't gonna walk back in and I want you to say Asia that's back to one ready. I always tried to pass over the energy with which these walk in so we started, and I guess I was really going to be heard in theirs, Pakistan or Jonas Fiji's great
We, the pure life together, wait longer wait longer for what waiting for Jonah, who hasn't shown up yet when he gets in it's gonna, be a great mistake. I receive enough anymore, yeah I'll be getting enough. Sleep I am sure, is I you know. I love that at least eight thirty. This morning the only thing I Joan at these two tall. For me, too, must his hair. When I feel like it, you can get up there, you get the near the vertical leap. I'd have to do a jump, Muss Jem Leap and then
and then must as air. If he I think I mean I if he laughed, I can't remember word pay him five thousand dollars. You wouldn't Dame five thousand out. I we left and pay him a dollar just as a thank you not thank you relieving what if they give or take a joke to that level. So, let's, let's talk about commitment to a bit? Is it funny if he doesn't come back or is there a point where it's funny like if he comes back after a half hour or at this point, does he just have he just hassle? Does he have to leave completely No well, it's a tough about those of a vessel things, always wonder what those jokes you know when you walk out of the room as part of the joke. Yet it's always a do. You leave and I always give more credit to the people in that actually will leave if he comes. If he comes back there, we have to be very extra nice, Korea of criminals, we actual original plan- and so anyway,
I've. Seen a lot of movies, all here comes Jonah genre welcome back! we're gonna start again very nice to see so many Jonah you're sure to regulate it. We do not applying yourself ever got shit. I'm sorry! I was that's not what meant I didn't mean for that to come out all of our shared the wrangling. What I meant yet measures on energy crisis shirts can be wrinkled Well, they there's our tightly form to the many guys. I'm I'm Medium, which means I'm in between small and medium but mediums too big american mediums are too big, now asian mediums are right on the always predict. The future. Courageous in european mediums are right on a map. Can mediums our largest in any other culture. Well, I think that the long island, except for maybe an american Samoa but in general mediums, are too big for me and I they, I swim.
I was in a bricks brothers this morning for you- and you could have just said this morning and I would have liked Brooks brothers. And noticing that does a lot, a lot more slump, that stuff happening right now, but which have sure happy with but I'm not not really happy with. I can't find anything slim. An extra large regular size for them, but it Betty both look good to accept you both look good. I don't know it's better. I'm proud nothing on a muscle. So what's what's on tat for you guys this week, John is getting juggle shall on Friday at the improved, do not. On Saturday, there was in fact, with the added as a mixed up with the dates. I was told the sick I sixteen I was they heard that too to perform the above the area dinner. Just like me, like hosting a night, that's cool generated friendliness this meant ass. Dick then am I always I'm. Should I be there? They did. They gave me a list of people.
So. What should I want to go there? You mean like I have to do less time and finally, also media outlets. Most of Sarah Party, oh yeah, I'm busy than I know a lot of people turned out. There's no wonder when the when the date was on Saturday and set a Friday, it turns out, I was busy in, but what time, what ten it it's the best time to go to Is that why you're is that? Why you're coming or is it united has been a real hectic few weeks? Yes, I'm just I'm kind of like a schedules wrapped up quite a bit yea and just trying to stay busy with, busy stuff you're doing very well yes, but yeah. I just now it's good to get uncomfortable Jonah get comfortable, get it get comfortable Bianca
well no, but that's getting comfortable so that sort of get out all Vienna out with no, but I just said: don't get you have used to be an uncomfortable, but that's a form of comfort. Now, if you're used to something well, then get it get into. That's like complacency, get comfort. Being the way you once perceived to be an uncomfortable, but I don't know sense or getting uncomfortable will provide more on comfort and many others. The sight of uncomfortably. Ok, then, what do I do? We just vote can deal with it to what end we are well aware, there's some future comfort. Now I don't know it's ever really about the destination is just about beat uncomfortable for the rest of Europe, while watching calls for comfort Monroe. Did I just lose the others? What, if you are under thirty five zero shit, it's gettin appointed as a guy guy on the show last night, the meltdown show who like did like a bit he's, do make it a couple sue your persevere activity. They killed
they went into a belt as above his journey chunk and by just lost the crowd in my four, thus allowing the fact why I look at it did seem like I would add that, as you know, you never know when there's gotta be that just that little thing that gets lost what bogus journeys priestess of economic ass. Many people saw bogus journey. I think I think you could say you could say station on the internet and some people would respond, but I wouldn't think that a room full of people would necessarily know. I think you know people like you know our age. You know like maybe late twenties and up get it, but I think that there is a large this audience now like a bill, just keep growing that were born in the ed too early nineties lie I believe girdle muster did indian this study with the candlestick gap. Never that's not gonna going worry, more, no vote and join in old Gill Programme on reference, and I have a hard time, not same programme yeah sure I dont think pokey or man in that
instances put em on bogeyman programme on welcome, I learned a buck. A moderate I'm into animal crossing, but I'm not into mine, isn't that a programme on air mean just like an animal, sometimes ok right, tell you if you're trying to build the case against me, an excellent job, nice nice raccoon, EL key accessory again listen. I work No, I don't I'm making fun of like wetlands, namely the tanuki started there. That's what he's referring to the figure is afraid of the supermarkets three records here with secular, Why does either kids where they have no idea? What's my rotisserie, as they must stages have raccoon tat ice guarantee they do not have any idea. What maybe in that instance, are not actually referring the tanuki soon. Maybe that is just a regular entailed in this sort of in the kicker roomy family. She
what can a roomy after three nine. I dont understand any of this, like I really don't like the words you're saying I just are lost on me and look up animate culture, why I don't have an answer or withdrawn the delegation as an area, steady enemy. We just found out that our show was the other, the at midnight show which, by the way, the live run through the been so much fuckin fun that ain't use day that I'm in town we're gonna, be doing he's a meltdown through October. Many Tuesdays Nottingham, maybe get a star trek, maybe I'll catch a star trek instead I gotta start work on a day like I can shake it for weeks. I am better. You got you out exactly of butter I thought you were actually are premier day was gonna, be the twenty eighth of October. I think it's gonna be the twentieth.
Snow to remember in Ireland where we twenty first, you find out, live and I don't know or were figure than or figure in all that shit out, but I gotta lotta part on the fire. You gonna get it all together and then it will be willing to Irish. That's all you have to do is put a lot of parts on fire turns into Beef Wellington. I don't know. Maybe Gordon rather be a guest in September that The great Gordon Ramsay Debbie emailed me to see what they those Greenhill straighten out. This podcast, I watched a have you watch orders and new black. No, I haven't our chance. Do I want, I know us to be watching every episode of Re Donovan like five times you really loving radon array, Donovan words that generate down. Everyone in one's gonna be talking about it. If you ve changed your screen and regenerate Donovan, like please I change it back.
Now, but I think like now what you re used to generate changer at name, you can change your name. Changes could generate Donovan since I got please will you take your buyer, eleven right out of a non, showed its range of Re Donovan, it's like, I dont need pussy talking Jonah pitches without the kind of watch. Is it all right? Ok, now you, I don't know if but more as a show or reference point, but it is it is it is. Watchful and aim onto Roger Way, where that's just kind of neat, seen LOS Angeles through lens. You know you can just go out second signal that second through life, You called your eyeballs right. I see what you do.
The glasses on your poverty, which are doing, but you know exactly what I'm talkin about is Re Donovan like an awful show that you don't know. I don't know if it's awful, I can't tell yet I watched every episode and I enjoy the keys, though least interesting care. The titular character is the least interesting character on the shelf. Its is like his book Those are just really like awesome know: ass, a really good actors and John Voice is just a cartoon. Most of the time The wife is just ridiculous with her her like the way she does her Boston accent, oh really, yeah. You know anything about them Schreiber leaves your area yeah, I mean I'm. Yes, it's like you know it's. I missed it's like it's on par with Julian Moors, thirty rock last unaccented, Lord Souci. I got rid of What are my friends? I gotta do this through the browser window I have it on your phone because of what I just
I ve been making an effort to not be alive on asthma usher. So like it's What are you gonna, crank ear, totally depriving ourselves of the delights of another little like an old enough is buying out I'm yet, and I are just left alone with your own life and I am not going to strike not lag like oh, it's that a fly think about stuff grief yeah. I just think about animal grassy yeah. I got rid of twitter tumblr and Facebook Apps Tumblr. Beg you. Why do you not know that not diminish? I follow pose anymore, but So I got rid of em all then, but then I as I like, a use twitter to keep up with news as well, so I recollect conflict board. Oh yeah, I also just like put all my new sites into. It is good on the Ipad to forward
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I think I was expecting to be more of a broader comedy and its more its corky here than it is like hilarious. Now it's fun like it's a good. It's it's! It's a well done. Show this progress. Now I think the Joe is there's a how there nice balance of hilarity in cork. Did you see I'm out? I shudder Blake and on his name, Brugger down up. My blogger is one to his wedding map theatre. That idea what today thanks gaiety, producing Michel from every angle, the map Peters has a really funny comic and allay just got married issues Burke eyes. He said he's in a couple of assets that are some air. I got their role He was a p on weeds and they like them. That is why funny? So they put him in weeds here and there and
They can every line a painter role once I like we'd for the first few few common those ways they don't go anywhere. I think I liked weeds until it the Mexico yeah that was sort of were it just it got. The show, got ya like crazy, crazy. I love the idea of you know I mean you know, I guessed obviously breaking bad and weeds came out around the same time. I think Vince said that if he had known about weeds, he primarily to pitch breaking Badcock is over there. Obviously two very different shows, but at the heart of it it's you know us this suburban, eight, who is yes, I am and when they were when it was more about them, trying to balance those worlds. But then, when it went Sancho and it got super layer, drug drug lordy like you know, but I mean the shows govern on November, eight Helen aberration serve on the Red Irma. What are you having his by No just looking at this
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The fast have some routes, as established like em, for lack of a less pretentious term. It's really complex was like this, like your dragonette there's like a ton of different other, so many things happening in air and its thirteen percent out on a limb, correct thirteen percent, so I think we are saying is that I should just start drinking again just die if you I everyone's to support your friend you mean kind of a deck you're right, I'm rivalries, leaving behind a dick about you're, so ready. I really be an outlying when you're best birds as it has a beer out with the stone Brewing company, and I have to be the pieces Geagea who makes alive choice that doesn't support that exactly this is the equivalent of major New Fiji overtime yeah. I guess it. I guess it's true. I guess I think it's the reverse. Actually, I think
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of the game as in a word that that's that, furthermore, that is much deserve, because tabletop some really fun show it is alive. Three months, don't go on it and we ve been on it at the same time. Well, because its supply wants to make read out the gold applause. No one is undergoing Euro, spread those shits around one one coin for each town along the way. Man Myra ask statement, thoughts, were the gold that also saying what you just said is also a very Matt Myra Sahel Segment Densher, what I'm, Myra line. How am I right guy? That's all right that Cuba, integrity for Zaza me totally mired it I support that. My room I owned by my own Myra could wonder
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moreover, even in Jamaica, I'm so sorry that way. Now your change in the whole meaning of Myra. You can't do that evening when great, but then it destroyed itself as it couldn't handle the same. I'm gonna go, have a beer and then not worry about having another one. That's fine, but we're going to have three fries guys, I'm staying Do you really does the episode where we all know what we all have to leave and then come very early to this? Is this this episode? Probably the closest
anyone will here to us just like hanging out. I disagree because we went out to dinner. The other night for your Coelho is barely at, are those that are and it was really fun. I think I think this isn't this isn't what it's like to hang out with normal like other members, I immediately before, like murmuring between shows or before shower discount, backstage or a kind of right, we're just kind of little sniping at each other. I don't feel like we're back. I don't feel like, You are you bad unaware. What I feel a joke right, I feel, like you guys, are stipulated. Other we will use every institution. I can't see feels good because it feels right exactly what honest accurate, exactly where I was. Dinner, the other night I was trying to convince Chris. I was like I said Chris you're, so good at being mean you should just let it loose and he feel like I can.
How you can, I tell you that I used to have a boat when I was a when when my comedy brain was forming when I was like high school in college. I was incredibly mean with humour was defence mechanism, because I get bullied alot when I was a kid so as a defence mechanism, so I had, I would just fucking cut right. You know I would try to cut people in half with jokes and and then I realized. That is not a good, long term plan and that hurts people's feelings and I didn't want to be dickhead so good at it. That's the problem now I know he's gonna, so I don't wanna, be gentle wanna, be learn how to harness the energy of it. I think, is what you need to do now. A bill. Remember like like being an asshole with a smile that just mean charming. That's all charmers upper means being an asshole with a smile like hell
pieces. You re here is a real mother fucker her really all that smile and point out charming, fellow who just came in Mikhail as well. That's what your jewels really great at that shows great at the that saying something horrible with a smile yeah. No, I just I just don't know. Hurting people's feelings. I know I know that's that's bad for comedy It was the who question the other you that's you guys, suck it back and wait. I wasn't now that in future, Stu engineered now alive, Muriel starts seeping out and horrible ways what do the rest today to do an episode of James Bonding and then I have to come back. He won I'll. Just now. Here's they here and do
and you're with one of my favorite comics right now. Ronald we're gonna do in Pakistan occur. Paranoid cries of Turkey S S, listen, I'm gonna, kill, kill rock stars, which is a great great regularly will have been listening to stuff from fur ear. Sinker has applied ass, the gale and then I'm going to work out good for you. Then I'm gonna go home and catch up on some movies. What do you want, What are you catching up by? Why am I rigour? We watched breaking bad for the last month leading up to talking bets on. I did not like. I did not watch anything else, and so am I like. I saw two eyes of oars new blackened. That's only I've still been dissecting The last episode of talking bad, like I just can't trying to figure out what you ring talking bad, I'm just chill still trying to figure out o talking talking veterans I wanna do talking bad with an extra d and were basic gonna break down covering bad performances, though I found out our from
Oklahoma who found that from Vance Anders last night. Just events by the other day perform now just give because using the areas which combats Levant sums said. The mobile MIKE of love is no more, I'm so sad that we weren't around to go and send it. I was at a town we were allowed under our town with, during always during on drowns during Montreal yeah fuck. That show was that the these, the jumping off point for many a comic. I remember doing. I'm doing that choosing shown us the Gypsy CAFE, and it was like you know, in ninety nine and in fact, elephant access and ban for a patent in Peseta Benda, like everyone did, that show that there are still other Marcel there when the jagged mutations in Atocha Lodge Arrowes in there
all of those be every Ella Comic from that era. Funneled through that show that were my furs of my July. Seventh activism. Seven has two thousand to one. I like, as I was like the one that was the one now would be the end of Europe open like weak airmen My friends like me, You don't know that Morgan Murphy, Dan Ments Geography, David Taylor, Jesuitical after then, Eric Moneypenny, like we take away like we'd, albeit the same of, makes what we'd all be gearing up for the Tuesday showed the broken to be like the like. The best of though there was a Tuesday show their enough.
They show there and I went to the Friday show once I was doing, I am I doing us shows Ring tv show and Linda Carlini was on it and she said. Oh, my friend Lizzie back with his performing this Friday, and it was right around the time where I was like. I really you know I I really just needed to start performing like I'd put it off long enough, and I really is, and why, when I saw that show- and I was like- I think I did that said- it's Friday shows book. The tv shows the open MIKE and I started doing the open MIKE the next week. Alignment defrauded show then, let's go booking the Friday show after awhile buys that was I fuckin loved, let I was ninety eight new anti AIDS. I do, however, fifteen years fifty is ok. I don't I don't know what's happening here. It's almost like times moving forward, and I can't stop and go on the road soon.
We're gonna, be there aligning add punchline s f, and then doing the best lovely country stand up. Phoenix said applies in Phoenix. We do. That was really up near and then I'm also like come essential. Sending me to house these regional. My comedy competition chose. I ground the country like forum with one being like with alcohol, the winners from all those regional. What have Jonah does that in it teetotally just his common each returns and he turns into basically like, like a Strip club dj Gale Obama, I'm already like AMC money, so I guess I haven't Jonah radon. Haven't we describe what is it to kill a proper? I if I remember correctly, tequila pauper
I think what happens is your served a shot? It's basically, I feel like it was a great day. It was Brandin on a shity presentation which is in a crappy bar. They would give you tequila in a plastic cup and then you would pound it and then I'll wait and then you would put it on your head in a waitress come by and smack it and if the couple pop now I don't know if I dreamed that this is what I think it would be, its as if that was a thing at some point. It's to kill a shot with maybe some kind of le coeur like triple second now and then there's also like hollow pennino like deuce in it of some sort or if it's in the like Chicago Area or upper peninsula of Michigan. It could be like pop its psych. You know phantom into Cuba in our EU about I used to mix the two kilos and cactus cooler and I would call it the cactus
killer and I tried to legitimately sell it to the restaurant bigwigs realize I just gave him the idea by trying to prejudice I've never been angry here. It's something you said to me: why. So most of easy money. Twenty two areas where you do you could buy me things you already south thanks. Why do we You know that they have cactus cooler. That was the trick. I had a guy and I was trying to get up to soar, beyond Cuba that here, as I love this slurry everywhere, where we're living. When are you re, Donovan style? so essentially the cactus cooler was like your formulated. Mercury NEO that you had to bring in to make the does this?
sauce? Yes, and then they told me you're not allowed to bring it outside with TAT this is big. Wailings be work, big ways. I thought place Anselma the Athens salmon away? and it's delicious, that's the most ridiculous it. The most ridiculous, like wing bar, is like a sports bar. They serve hot wings, no big wings on site booby I right she's, a lesbian. Are they thousand at some point? Then she bade Macgyver. She did, but she is, I think it sell. More, maybe was pay. You keep telling your story, not just those those stories talking about the thing the other in Japan. I did Japan, I just jumped in the library, and there have been two big Lange's yeah. What's its, we ve seen it from the outside the right. No really I do I go. I walked around on my part in that lot before four things gives us a bunch arrested,
Sancho anger right there and adjust. It looks like a scary bar we now it does. Look like a scary bar. It's like it's got a cartoon. It's the logo is like a cartoon of like a man's body, room muscular with a rooster head wearing sunglass evidence doesn't like to address this. Look like putting two going Ps Patty turn out to be a lesbian. That's ok, so upset but they had a wing eating contest. I was in its called Lord of the wings while What are you gotta? Ninety seven dollar bar to relax, pussy wings is Patty movie. You got a nursery seminal lesbian. What that was the be why ninety seven dollars- I don't know I had not- I'm not really sure they started. Ninety seven, who knows where the traditional Wanna play started. I thought it was making. Of sports bars. I thought it was an ironic sports, birthplace, isn't funny when something is so fucking over the top that year, like clearly No you and you're like oh, they dont know yeah. They had drinks like the purple panty dropper, which patties booby would have
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Let me tell you in a household without me why I'll just go when I finally get items. This was my fantasy. Billina connects sometimes, and you might come in and be really cranky, but we still love you because bring it out of me. I mean you might forcefully tried it Connect from the rest of us inform your own isolated bubble of of thought, but I mean I wouldn't say again, you're describing me I'm site. Let me too turned slightly the way, I think is I'm not in the best sleep these days, because it's like our house has been gained so high, and so we have a air conditioned unit. That's right at the head of the bed and undermine yeah and de you're like the bed is like me, have begun to her she's. Has a wall at her head. I have their condition unit just Suleiman, allow. This is the route at an early age merrily at my head, but no doubt on the marriage is addressing this ever. How demands I'm happy
Then I've ever had a voice. All I get is actually an idea about the air conditioning unit. I love the hum of an air conditioning and it actually makes me sleep knighthood your head on it behind and go to delay its like. It feels that you're, like all, which is kind of like white noise, is light, but like no air conditioners, don't just it's not a constant husbands like out I shut down, down. There is like a we're like tat I hear rocky sound, yet I Michael in the Winslow here who become willing to have got down. I would love to be in a do up. Group called like women. Winslow just made sounds like she's got noises yeah, my my argument is at the it's like towards that of my bed but its theirs. I have a separation of like three feet. Zodanga yours is a much it's just. Greece are. The bedroom is so tiny play such as right up against their you, gotta yard. Don't worry them so during the summer months it's gonna be difficult because
always have the air conditioner to contend with. Yes, I remember the upside of the Seinfeld. Were the chicken less than an iranian reciprocity. I can register others of their sight. There neon sign right side of Kramer's place. Yes, I just started to make him greatly so switches places of units which places with the crack house next or its workers anymore, what they cleaned up yet eating it closed down right when we moved in like on like a month before the that's, what I was boarded up and something that no the cop combined holes about it. But it's been the guy who moved into the back house and my group renovated. It has been renovating it and it's looking gorgeous skip elegant. Neighborhoods Camaro, the gray neighbourhood nearby, and walk ability. I, like my narrative, but I'm thinking removing pretty soon. I want to get a dog. I can't do that in the current my current temple, Canada, we're gonna, Dardania, basking diarrhoea, lab lack lab and with mixed
Boston, Terry, mixed black. Let my man pivot or you should just go to a shelter and see what you know what they have Ireland as a black lab adoption of the oars border counties to theirs to it after you, they looked into. Other day legit like nor, I am already LE. No, it's a guy in an alley with two dogs in his corner, you'd, like there's a lot of values, a shitty like not really, like you gotta, say we're rescuing dogs and adjust clearly there's a litter of dogs are Jonathan S I take back. My snark rests, lousy with a smile. I would have thought it was charming. These are the places like go the value that we go. The dogs buddy Vienna felt the application they think visit the home neck and of its great that kind of stuff, but
laser visa will not allow our border calling for guys go there. So fuckin smart labs cause they're, so companion a gap that sort of the thing I want, and I just want to run with one. I want to take one out of the park and run with it or go to the well. If you want to be able to do that, then you have to continue to not smoke. Yet I can run pretty well already. So imagine man would have my lungs weren't.
Struggling you'll be? Ok, I view would quit before it and then you started again during attack of shoulder. Did because that's that's an of a bad schedule. It was the actual stressful. It was the whole package that I start smoking area, but anyway the point is, I want a dog and I need to move southward thing. I don't know that's the other point of this. I'm talking to you guys can see both recently moved up within the last two years. I haven't moved yet I write you bought a house. I can't afford your narrow Jonah. Let's talk, it's not that I mean with interest rates these days, assistance, yes, really rich and around. It is not a really rich neighbourhood. Well, for the area I mean you can probably google Chris Hardwicke.
Ass an it replied come up, so we would know what we're talking here. We can't afford that place is not look. It's a modest twelve million dollar is now as I waited as they wish. You good luck with arrogance and seven have designed a house on your face. There is, there is likely to have had like stands. At least bag, because I reckon resident renovated. Since the mid nineties, I've got the drapes on this. There is a place in Northern England. I think called like Hardwicke Hall like there is a there is like a Hardwicke House somewhere else and learning and well that's what that, while I came up there but there's my here's, my thing That was a little weary of it being so far. Me on this side of the l, a river. I think there are affordable yards of a. I just mean on that side of error women too little and on that side of the five there was only the emanates like too far. Traffic rise to
Travis little. Will you Workin Burbank? It's actually gonna. Take you a fraction of the time say with a smile, not arms, the same facts. Ok yeah yeah, but I am not the only person that works and lives with me. It's now far less wheels its other yola just feel they dont. Does it really just the buyer of water. We know, as this delay river, the muddy man. Water Water Matt Water, I saw I saw I drove with a forensic, neither a run when the going Oh you guys should be neighbours is I'm or if not, though he wouldn't be separated by the river, which is what I mean.
As I had got park s a nice adjacent parts to it, though I know a throne, but I used to live. I used to live over there and I live on a miracle. Now I like a lot, but I would say that if I could just have fuckin value statement for any vastness it. No, I texted dear tat, my landlord and his reply was so I Rona that does he run big wings? this I brought me here. What do you send a picture? The dog and we like? Could you deny this phase that is got this dog deal with its nature? Took its really? It's not the final year now listen it's in there and you can come out of alleged. That's I feel like that's Mauritania, together than your place. Guess anyway, good discussion. It is a well what about? What area around where the Jim is like that. So
the brain. Can I say to Dewey I'm I'm here, but that's why such a great neighbourhood it's to Jerry? No, Think it's I can't say area its did that that's all their historic juice, better leave behind Le Breton, elaborate area where there are. I feel I feel every time I rather everytime I walk by them. I smile say hello. They don't care and I feel like All this can be mean whether honour on together they gonna name, if that's not right, either you're the one reaching out in this situation, you're, not a member of the tribe, I'm really really nice, the strangers, they don't know exactly ass. You know those poverty didn't what his wild and about the war. Now I'm a parking biggest crazy over there, too, it is pretty the other parties, pretty bad night, the vibrating arm and involve got tickets over there last night too,
an internet site. Do you wanna house or departmental lower pay? like I mean I'm in the town has now I'd like to at least stay townhouse. Possibly move up to house was a wayside rentals nothing's. He's better ones. Now, oh, there are you, and now you and less I'm buying, I didn't bite. On the West Bank, and I was when I first heard out here. I would have to go into a west side. Rentals suffers the proud remember that when I was in college, you'd have to go into that this tiny dumpy little office, which a business like a shack and they would print them all out and given to use a computer. There was every like two, then Friday, recently created a new state,
did you have to go through and further Photoshop and he's a pay founded on all the places of eager come over. Here I don't live in LOS Angeles. My side, rentals, is a is a website that used to be a paper that is essentially where most people list their places. Her rent rivers are Craigslist. I could live on Craigslist. There's just we at him for thing really renounce. Keep me from doing it is just the Poles act, moving harboured mere so much stuff that matter. You just leave money on the floor. Or things magically appear. I dont know how it happens. If
our house, Elles as it were, who pop in and out and take your belongings yeah. I also don't want to be careful not to give them their own belong. You know where you will lose your service. Twenty six. I don't bring twenty six guitars, that's the thing stolen! I support, drag move so never move ever Europe, dog or Guitars Matt, what's gonna ballot! Well, both, oh, my god, what if he gets regard article twenty six doktor dog guitar, it can work, dog. Had it on two May. I pass Oh, you may not passing through bite. One do five more of me and never touch any of my touch. Most of you guys all the time I have to get back to you after some fact checking assistance out of the country, What do you do? What are you get yours, this indicator office very What does that over? There is large,
if I could, I ask that you buy, it would look behind you. You would see this incredible thing that bind you're right now. I feel like I base that I dont know what it is but crazy and it's going to attack you there's nothing there dog, I know that you are all in all. I think you'll I've been say it. I just got up you just missed it. It was there. You scared away derogatory with their negative. I don't there's known is just positivity using out of me. Now it's just all positive and I just want to know why you would lie to me about having a system. I'm sorry were on break. Who is we me and the other doctors nobody, but I want to call for another darkens, there's the load. The disease doggedly guitar. Did you do to you as well? Maybe your guitar isn't have seven there's your assistance,
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and other times this happens outside we wasted others on this. We really should. As the bread, this girl down smiling our time during dug they reported by data were well thanks for listening to the nurses, bud, guess hopeful that pursued we're not gonna releases early. This is it is the thick housing enjoy. Your target are not really. This is going to see the light of day. That's out of my hand, for we recording brown stuff I set about Jews, You gave me a cut out. I would you write that its jewish person of their offended? She gets it she's a traitor.
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