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living initiating identity protocol. Is today yeah Thank you, yeah yeah yeah will start we've started. This is starting. Oh wow. This is happening. Have you ever heard about Alan Funt candid camera yeah? He originally was a radio and for those of you listening radio host for those who are listening. Radio was like podcasting, wait what

It was the original podcasting, but wait. So where would I download it yeah you? Could you didn't down? This is pre download, understand, ok, the rate. Ok, Franklin, Delano rose. You url out. So what's the world? so he would world before he did candid camera. He did a some version of a comedy radio show where you would like interview military people and he would have the man and he would he wouldn't be interviewing them and they'd be so interesting and talking about other it into the military stories into okay. Great now we're gonna start, and he would press record in the light would come on and then the guys or girls would invariably be like high. So he invented this idea of do

walk in some, do come in and then he would do like in our conversation of them and then they w when we started a we already did it yeah this I I've. Never I it. I think someone had turned into a drinking game after a couple of years. The point like how far into the pot as a gift for someone go. When do we start in its it was for that exact same reason is because you don't especially for people who are accustomed to doing when they think of this is like this is like doing a radio show or whatever. Then they immediately get defensive in their postures armors up, but if you can kind of just you know show him that you're just talking to him, then they were told that you're going to say he was going to be like the app the Ali G of his day, Alan Funt, and he would fuck with people have no idea. No Allen. Funt was a predator for those that don't know he was a monster of a man that was before when there and that and that that was in the time where you can say whatever you want it, then people wouldn't like there was no. Glad you could say whatever you want exactly feel like when I'm off when I'm off the mic with my friends. Usually I don't want that recorded

that's back when you could say whatever you wanted, except I'm dating that person of color and dad, and then you die, but no yeah right! That's the only thing you could say: wait a minute. What did you say it was a screen cap. It was a screen cap from your special, where you had two people on it was something about. Do they share a unicycle or they each have their own would like to hipsters, and I was like: oh do you guys have you guys, share unicycle or do you have your own and I think they were like? Well, we only have one or know that was the people. I ask what Vegan cafe? Did you meet at like? Actually, we did meet a vegan cafe. It was in Peru. Truly it was a riff that became reality, so the structure is easy to like read people. The structure of our of our podcasts are podcasts, but we did a podcast, but with cameras and it's for

Lex. It's called the comic the one on it's like radio, but there's visuals, and if it's not there, the half of what happened, Allen Funt produced it you produced, I did it. Was it right, it's very complicated, but the structure is that it's like a three part special, so Natasha sat. I do a set and we do set together what we come up and roast couples from the audience. Kinda impromptu roast and one of the couples came up and they looked all funky and the Tasha rift. What Vegan CAFE did you guys meet at and they were like Actually it was a vegan hostile and was in Peru. No, this can't be real yeah. Sometimes sometimes I feel like there is like a like a sarcastic psychic Jean, where you say something and then 'cause, obviously it registered somewhere deep in your subconscious, and you quickly did the math and you say something, and it turns out to be true like oh, my god, I was just fucking around, but you obviously noticed something. My theory on crowd. Work has always been that there is like true,

check in every crowd and if I can't, if I never find it, I do a lot of crowd work in my set. If I didn't, if you don't find it, you feel that way like. If I didn't find it, it's not because it wasn't there. It's because I I up somehow tonight what is always a story where invariably some to come up to you after the show like those Chris view hired people to come with you right, Enver rising. No, that's how magical people are yes, yeah and there's like a synchronicity member member. There was a girl. I was talking about free again, who are like vegans, who like wait by dumpsters and eat things if it's for free. You know about this, there vegan, but wait so, but just so the food has vegan and knows no. They eat chick in regions. Oh just to be free, no they're vegan! You always you never could quite stick this they're vegans. This is her joke. I just remember it four years of marriage. Everyone for years wrote this of marriage. There vegans, unless it's free in which

sausage all right, but I mean they are also are kind of vegans. That's why it's confusing with yes they're kind of begins in the other vegans, unless all right sausage, I think some of them don't eat anything. It's free, yeah, I know of free, can define Allen. Funt first said again: this is for free, let's Allen fun. First, there was free and then came radio eighties. There was freakonomics trickle down for economical effort. That's where you, you put a sauce above your head, and you ring it out. Like a towel, well, I just rift that that that is the definition of a free and no you didn't. It is a real thing. You think that, at the actual definition is that they will, they will eat a sausage. It's free. Can we get a google? get a google on this Katie is going now Katie. I thought it was funny to say if the the sausage, no it's what they are if you're. This is your job. I Moshe, I know yeah, I'm just as a man. I feel like it's

job. Maybe a few stay in a certain way, and I like to do some research in a different way all the time freedom isn't is a practicing ideology of limited participation in the conventional economy and minimal consumption of resources, particularly to recovering wasted goods like food. No, they just the words wait outside of dumpsters the word freak in his part as a portmanteau of free and vegan. Well, vegans avoid buying our product as an act of protest against animal exploitation. Free games, at least in theory, avoid buying anything, as maybe I'm wrong. Could that be amazing man and it was a protest against the food system in General- still want to pay for stuff exactly that contributes to the banking wait a minute. This is the maybe the first our marriage should that I've been wrong. Well, that feels inaccurate. That I mean you got to. Let them think they're right most of the time, but then you're doing what you want to do. Listen! What do you mean? What do you mean dumb,

we're very binary. It's very rarely over off. It's very easy to control us because we very simple needs. All I need is a Are you my warm dumpster in my right over here, or we sat next to a group of those over here guys the other night, and we were fascinated with like three kinds: like muscle, dude, Bros and like three trophy ladies sitting across from them, and they said a restaurant was in a restaurant and all they could. It was like a fucking sketch everything they talked about. To the square footage of things like that was the whole area that was the economy of there, an and also as they were wildly direct about how square feet. Example, in hotel in Vegas that room was like ten thousand square feet like no hotel room is ten

I was in very fine where feet. That is the side. That is a massive multi story. You, member from Cindy from college she still hot but yet square feet. Ten thousand of those- I don't get numbers why it? Why are they so intrigued by square footage? Because I got what the is as much as I could glean in a short period of time that we had to tolerate them. It is that that was sort of their chest beating was that the more square or did something had, the more luxurious and therefore expensive and the more like hey were significant. This is they would not stop talking about the square footage of things, but in that in that access it was like if you saw it on SNL and like this, is the hockey sketch I've ever seen, and it was I call that a life hack that was life a life hack. This proceeds like life hacks. Yes, the life, I guess where life gets so cliche or like

I'm going back, yeah, I'm going to bed. This is I'm in a sketch side died, and this is my purgatory is having to be in this sketch the next. These gentlemen, there was an episode of twilight of the twilight on the new Twilight Zone where a stand up, comedian dies and goes to Hell. And for him hell was that he if he tried to do his material, he would bomb. But if he told true and horrifying details about his actual life, the audience would laugh and it was the only way if you can't laugh you know, and that's interesting, because that sounds like there was a common. There was a somewhat common sitcom convention in the 80s where a person on the show or a friend of someone on the over a cast member would try, stand up and bomb and then start telling real stories about like their mom or their friends and everyone. Let

Hey, that's not funny! You know that was a very common thing in it. I think it happened on like happy days. It happened. It happened on a few seconds, there's also the the I'm dying up here that there's a yeah. It's a good I've seen it. I haven't, seen it also okay, so I saw the first episode and I felt like there was a moment of tell your truth and you'll get laughs, which I think is a is a more contemporary convention about stand up. I know I am not from the seventies right. This is much is when that show takes place, but but also it will Richard Pryor definitely led the charge right in that. How However um? I think that there's a little more to know, people go there. Just tell the truth like well, you also need to understand. Nuans read audiences know how to write jokes. If you just go up on stage- and I mean I've seen, people just go up and tell true stories and oh hey how about in your first six months of stand up, don't tell the bit you're working on about your deepest childhood trauma.

Shops, maybe a little bit more work out. Some of your hacky or joke form the things and then go to the house about the guy we saw last night. Can we repeat that? What was it was? No, I mean you can do it. You saw you saw someone on stage last night somewhere, Ok, ok, I won't say I'm sorry, I'm just saying right now, because if he listens, it'll be devastating to him right. No, he was very into it me. You want me to say it. There was a guy that was doing bits about his me. Basically, what was the open? What was the thing he opened with it you're not going to want this on Ok, ok, I'm sorry! When an adult I mean you can edit it out you edit them basically got on stage, but you can cut this. You can talk around it. Ok, you know, you know the size and the stomach of a five year old boy. Ok, ok, we got up there and said: hey it's easy to easy to get last when you were when you were

five years old and that there was an opener and it was real and it was very, very dark and and laugh or was everyone like there was just like a screeching laugh, but here's the only way. I think this will be fun for us to talk about the room, laughed and but Natasha got extremely upset and it was that show kill. Tony, do not show Tony n shift as a podcast at the comedy store where they Comedians out of a hat, yeah yeah yeah a minute yeah, and then you kind of roast them out yeah yeah. So he did it, and I got a good laugh this guy, because he was saying he was serving brace. It just tore talk yeah. I think it's trauma yeah in a way that was as an opener to him empowering and yet audience they sought as important as well, but a Tasha, I thought was interesting. My last night in this house got really affected by it.

Because because I have a baby now like and I don't like it you, DR yeah, you leave your kid alone with someone and they're gonna like do that yeah! Well, I I I mean I I've talked to many comedians who've had kids and then said: yeah, you can't help it it just things change when you have your own kid because you're you, you can't understand it until you have a kid that is part of you and some it's not funny anymore and I've. I've I've, I've, I've friends who can never watch horror movies again because they just imp, put it onto their own kids. You don't know how many dying baby jokes, I pitched on another period. They were always like. Nobody thinks dying. Babies are funny and I was like, but it's so funny. It's not funny anymore. That's not funny so funny to me

This is something wrong with me, or is this take min longer? I don't know, but I don't want that to be true. I don't. Maybe you haven't hooked into the full force of the fall. I want to hook into the full force of being a father, but I don't want things to stop being funny. I don't want to stop watching horror movies, I'm not interested in that yeah I mean. I'm hoping I breakthrough to something 'cause. We also saw that walking feet movie, do you seen that? Yet you were never really here, oh no. How was that it was? Was it already? It was very. Already in art film, with violent. Yet, on film of extreme violence yeah, there's a lot of child sex things happening in it. Jesus, very dark. Oh it's, unbelievably dark and Natasha also had a real hard time with that because of that content. Well, it's the darkest thing because it's like all you have to do is molest a child and then they

Life gets up from their original in harm and help the helpless m and and you're and you're, seeing you're, seeing this tiny little creature that came out of your body and you I would imagine your prime directive is like I must protect this at all, because my prime directive is to not can cultures with federation ethics. You know, I mean ok, that's sort of my client direct right. That's your problem, but secondarily, but also even like this old man, and you know some of those comics. We saw last night who were like bombing and just like saying like things that weren't funny like I just kept thinking like they used to be a little baby and I don't want to say anything bad about him. There's a very similar. Child list, someone called me, it might might so far. I've talked to a friend of any other day would run a curtain was over and he was. It was so funny that he picked up on this. He was fascinated because he's couple kids that Lydia walked by during the podcast and she

like what you want to do for dinner. Do you want to go out somewhere? You want to say, and I go, I don't know we'll figure it out and he was like what is happening. He goes you childless, Phuc, like so as a child was buck. I will say that um childless, I see around the clock help anyway, when you have your health, so you'll still be able to do that? Ok, good, but when you, but when you have your own pets you go out into the world and you're at a zoo, and you see like a lion or something like it looks just like a new, but, like you see your own pets in other holes in the world. That's a very bad comparison chart. No! No! No! We don't know, but whatever you're connected to is what you is. How you see the world know Chris, we think of her as a pet one hundred percent should we put with the cut frontline on her better MAC between the shoulder blades. Just do it right through the children, cancel it and we're just like

I don't want to do here and controls fleas and ticks right. The colors weren't working she was pulling them off chewing on them. That's not healthy. He said that the comedian, though the comedian has got to be the guy or the girl who is able to go into the dark place for comedy, even after the the child bearing but being it but also, but but if you can't, but if your psychic can't find the nuances yeah way into that presented in a way It is ridiculous and fantastical and and clearly you know, exaggerated for comedic effect. Then I would imagine like that's not

it's just not possible anymore than it's just telling second step it's a stage. You heard it here. First folks, Natasha Zeros, now eight stand up drama to us all come on. Well, I found that, like I, I was very important for me to talk about my dad dying on stage and it was the the process of finding where the jokes were and fight. You know it's like some people were okay with this they were like. I would. I tried so many times to write something about having an open casket like how weird it is like I had a nephew that was poking him in the face Listen to how and how you're, just basically just like a weird party, it's a weird family reunion, that's even weirder, because your dad fathers in the core- and I could never no matter how many angles I hit it from I just did. I guess I didn't have the skill set to that one concept: people wouldn't would they were never comfortable as

picturing it there picturing it yeah they're like seeing you trauma dad. In the I mean it yeah, that's that's a tough sell, so it was then you might be reminding them of their dead parents, of course, on top of that yeah, so I was never able to make that one fly It's not always be nice. If you looked at the whole audience was quiet, but there's one guy, yes, Chris. Yes, Chad hop yeah my dad died. I got an email from because people, as you know, are so ill equipped to deal with death, yeah and it's it happens to everyone. Invariably, always it will happen to everyone, but people just don't know how to deal with that and my dad died when I was twenty, so my friends of circles even less equipped, I got an email from a person that was like sorry to hear about your papa.

Yo Papa. I mean I'm just going to talk to him. I'm just going to be real with him, I'm just going to be real with them. You write him back, I mean I just I was so I was beyond. It was just it just happened to me today. I like when things like this happen. I posted about our special today and somebody wrote in the comments. Sjw Cuck Sjw Social Justice warrior HAWK and it was such a hacky insult that, like it burst immediately through offended through angry through, am

all the way back into, I like this guy. I think that this is so cliche. So that's how I felt about about that sorry to hear about is that when people truly was that, like that, you get mad and they think like how I got them. It's like. That's, not the reason. Thank you. You write a better control joke so with I'm sorry to hear about your pop, I actually just sort of immediately was like this is kind of awesome. I must to admire how bad you just lift it. I just realized something what things really started to go. Downhill. Once troll became a verb. Guess that's true. Once we label that once we label it happen with the internet, it's like that's really. What is bad about the internet? Well, yeah! Maybe so again, you know I didn't used to have a name no, but it wasn't a thing but it, but if you know sort of what we were talking a little bit before the podcast, if, if part of our, if part of our biological narrative is significant like we must create, we must feel significant in some way. We have to feel

cricket in some way, and then you have a bunch of people who don't understand or maybe they were hurt, or they don't understand how to get good attention through a positive support structures. Then they're just going to check out get attention that way in more now than they used to. I think right now it's making everyone wanted tents and we because people- I I I I compared to this like when I'm with my ex ex ex girlfriend, was on the fourth season of the real world. Well, that was a lot of methods that yeah. It was Xxxxxx forty one thousand two hundred and thirty four so she's on the fourth season of real world, and they were most of them, are all european. So it's kind of like the first reality that was not the first big reality shows kind of big regular reality show besides, like cops, can we guess? Was it puck San Francisco, London. Nice. Try, though season three, and so they didn't really didn't they

familiar with the real world, and so everyone like at the time it was it was the considered a boring cast because they didn't fight. They didn't do anything Oh, what a lot of people who are watching the real world didn't understand is that the producers would basically shoot all this footage of these kids and then construct stories in the edit, oh wow. They would create fake story kind of fake stories like things that they were based on things that happened, but they would take like the beginning of one sentence in the end of another sentence and make it one sentence in applied to something that was never instantly in reality, tv like Frank and sent like it's something kind of Frankenstein thing. Now it's called truth. You see the video just today of the Obama video. Do you see that? No, it's basically a video like with it's gone to its furthest, iteration, because the video of Obama who and if you have no, he was he's our our last four last press, What who's on the last season of the real well got? Yeah, you know and yeah by the way the real world you see. For me, I always used to say about the real world

call it the real world, but it's anything, but that's where people start stop attended a get real right ever started being polite and yeah and sort of getting ready. But no this video is making the rounds on the internet. You'll see it tonight. I'm sorry because of it was today that it came out, it's Obama talking and his mouth is moving toward with, though the words that he sang, but it's Jordan Peele is voice. Impersonating Obama saying you know I I think you know I think in deals. The greatest comedy troupe of all time and Donald Trump is basically that the furthest away Shin and, and it's only the beginning of the technology of like video, manipulate sure sure sure there is no more truth now. No, no! No! No! No! It's true. Truth is very subjective because people can kind of build whatever truth they want, but with that. But what was your point about the real world? What happened is they would they would construct these inflated stories and create characters on the show based on you know, whatever sort of footage they could cobble to

better to create. Very you know this is the. This is the obnoxious person. This is the sensitive and this is the angry person and I remember when they first saw their first episode. They said: there's like this. None of his habit that way in the pictures, like no no he said it was a real life. We said it was a reality based soap opera when they would talk to the kids. So in the beginning the producers were creating these, these kind of inflated, exaggerated personalities and so a generation of kids watch that and thought. Oh, that's what you have to do so then they start. So then the next wave Kids came in batch, it they're mimicking it, so they were mimicking a manipulated version of reality, and so, when you start getting with each,

rations? They can you know I'm New York's are like who are people from the labor of love watching like in the stakes are up to and then the next generation is watching up by the time you know you're, twenty some seasons end. It is you're, seeing such a crazy. Iteration of where it initially started, which is just like. Oh, they were just normal and sort of manipulated to look also and so it's so that sort of the same thing where people are it's raising the bar every time on what extreme behavior is and it there's a new kind of bench, there's new baseline, each with each generation. It just gets crazier and crazier crazier with that thought. Apparently I heard recently that sex, sometimes back in the day, used to not and with a cocky what yeah there was a time when sex would and would like to gentle eye contact? Well, that's it, but that that is actually where the related point, which is that a generation aren't kids, are growing up yeah with fruit with easy access to pour

I'm doing a bit about desensitized and lower and educated from point. They think that's what sex as a rite normative sexuality is a reminds me of it of memory. Do you know about how it's exactly analogous, to the way that we remember things know about this apparently memory? isn't when you remember something you don't remember. The incident you remember the old previous time that you were called to the incident so you're remembering the memory- oh my god right so you're, not so over time. Your actual memory size to skew. Right, you're, not remembering the incident,

Remember refers additions, like a cassette tape of asset tape, cassette tape of a cassette tape. So that's the interesting that's happening in reality, t v like but in reality and then in quotation marks reality tv, that's so that's so fat! Well, that's why if we go all black Mir and we basically can actually capture things as they happen from our own point of view to recall at any second, you know I I don't know if that's going to be helpful or if it's going to make everything a million times worse, it seems like your night merriment Tasha. I am definitely anti technology, so Lydia really yep drugs are nuts. I'm just like you know. Sometimes I'll talk to motion I'll just be talking and I'm like hello, hello did he

hello. She does it in the nineteen thirties voice to allow. When I am it's, I love them and I love the Natasha nineteen yeah you're lucky most. I am here at all the time, hello, hello. I love you but yeah it's fun. I call three two. I find it very depressing. I don't know. I just feel like also, I think, like the world is changing in and I just have very little. I have very little faith in it because everyone's just now, like completely destroy and what a perfect time to bring a child into the world. I'm only having one just one and I just wanted to make sure I got all the experiences of life. I guess I can't tell you how often I would say quarterly. Natasha just stops in the middle of a conversation. Just goes. Why wasn't I born in the 1940s

all the time you would have hated it 30s twenty. I think you would have hated it really. Yes, you know what I like. I like, I like what technology has done for music. I like that I can have speakers throughout my house and just on my phone pick any song in the world. I think that's good and I also like mobile massage so for the two things I'm into technology, I'm no on I'm no on email, I'm on accessibility for the disabled and no one, no one, the end of isolated communities that being able to communicate with family member, but I am into suit dot com, no problem. The problem is most is that was the first thing. You said what a what it's, not that I'm against against email, it's just that the urgency has become like like Just it's so persistent like on my way here. Even when I was meeting you out front, I was like sitting there trying to like because everyone's like, what's what's your answer, would

I answered by four- and it's like I just got the email like. Why is that the president is being set, and so, if that is what's happening all the time and it's not even for important stuff, you know, but it's like everything is just kind of like it's just I feel so inundated and I want there to be a time where I'm just like it's like how I feel when I smoke pot. That's why I like smoke pot, sometimes because it's like when I smoke pot, is like. Oh I'm just going to like walk over walk to the cafe and maybe I'll run into a friend, and then just feels like life, is like moving at the right pace. Well, yeah I mean I I I am up the firmware. I know you're both sober. No, it's fine. I am of the firm belief that our brains, that technology exceeded what our brains can process, that the amount of information that we are asking our brains to process every a at all times number one makes us feel like time is blowing by at meteoric rate, because we are not note we're so distracted all the time and two that we just have.

So many open loops in our brains at all times of things that 'cause our brains, don't always know the difference between what is an important task and what is not important task. It just knows sixteen email. That's right to start returning them. If I got to do this, but why the odds would prices really need to happen now? Yes, I got to do now. What can I don't think about anymore? You know, I mean it's and it and it is all a complete. It's mostly a complete illusion, but you've been a pretty robust advocate for the advantages of technology,

Yes, I have in, and I'm not even know your apps okay. Here comes the roast. Well it, but it's I I think there is. There is some balance between your position, or maybe a position is evolving and in your business out there is some like. I did episode of my show on comedy central about this. Of we had this guy Nicolas Carr on who wrote a book called the help of the internet. Is, it is changing, operate the shallows it's right on the internet seniorate. He basically argues that our brains have become less functional, that there that that we have to. We have abused their elasticity with their devising of a you know the like foie gras, docking of information and- and so he had really salient and terrifying points to make about the way our brains are just no longer processing things deeply and that will contain like will. We evolve to keep the catch up with it

a they eat. It depends on. I think what happens? What will I do think that people I mean? I, I think that there's probably a natural selection element at play that people will excel, who know how to function in a in a shallow like real, quick moving world. Where information is that fast? If the president, the end that you know and the people who can't the more you know they they will just sort of fade, fade back away. So yeah I mean it. It reminds me of how when, but after I started doing at midnight, I had lunch with Conan and, and we were talking a doing a daily show, and he said he goes yeah. You just live in your short term memory and he said when Jerry Orbach died. I told my I said to my laugh like oh man. I wish you know. I, I'm so sorry, I never really got to meet that guy wanted to have him. Do this one sketch on a show and on the show, and he described in they go yeah. We did that and he goes no. No. We didn't do that and they go yeah. We did that and he goes.

You thought I would fucking remember if I did that sketch with Jerry Box, so they sat him down and showed him a tape on the first season of his show where he had done the exact sketch that he had no memory who has memory loss, I would forget, I would run into people and go. You should go at midnight. They were like. I was on line because when you live so much in your short term memory, which technology forces us to do things are really not seeping past that upper layer of your brain and you want to see passed to like invent something or create something great like you can't be in the

term area. An like, we all know will be focused on something. Oh, my god. I have to write that down. You grab your phone to write a note and then all of a sudden you have an email and then this email is about or a text. What kind of coffee do you want or what you know like it's just something stupid and then all of a sudden, your mind gets totally on that track, and then you forgot the thing that you came there to you know it's just it's very. We all know what this is like: Siddhartha sat and stared at a river for forty years and then was like haha like we don't have time for all that now. Well, let's Sarah one. I think that will be the first iteration of technology is that when VR becomes truly immersive and then everybody so tired of technology that they put on VR goggles and then just like go to a farm in Vermont, now they'll get under VR and start playing video games in Villa like they'll, be

feature playing a video game in V r, but I think you're right there is a healthy me. There is a there is a balance somewhere we're just not, I think, as a species were not good, it balance. We need things to be binary. We need we need extremes because it's easier to subscribe. You know like you, if you throw yourself into an extreme, that's a lot less work right, because you don't because constructing a two, dealer made ideology of balance is a lot of emotional energy and most people just don't have it because again we're answering. You know a thousand emails yeah I mean that's. How I was going to say is like, on the one hand, there's Nicholas Carr's idea that we're getting stupid. On the other hand, my personal experience with my mother growing up who's, a deaf woman like technology and the internet, has been like the most deliberating thing in the world. For her, like right now, thing has made giving her more access to the world the. What this

of the world is deaf, ninety nine. What you're out of business in this podcasting arena? Well, can you let us see what reading I'm I'm. I would love to sort of shift gears a little bit to talk about the birth of your child, because I I don't know why. But I just it and I never really thought I was like. I just never thought I never thought I never pictured like all you guys will. Kids, not because there's anything, but I just think they had one kid kid kid kid kid! Sorry! So sorry, several kids! No, I only I don't want. I couldn't imagine. What did you ever want any children? Or was this a last minute thing or was it? It was like a slam consciously wanted one, because I did freeze my eggs. That's just so interesting is her. Act is always like her famous joke. Is I'll, never be pregnant for long right I mean that's, not my famous chats agreed to what is actually your famous joke is even more and to having a child is like a dui from the universe. There's that and then there's also toilet

I have a thing and to elevate. You know if, if I'm not exactly like always there, that I didn't know I was pregnant, is at the end of it yeah, where they're just like sitting in a Wendy's and then I'm you know baby Arthur, comes at it was a good name for a toilet David. Yes, but yes, it's so I froze my eggs and then you know I'm not Moshe and he's jewish, so they like to have like a family, and that is a hurtful stereotype about do not like to have a family. Well, you know it's like and and I think, to the jewish culture to like progress not like. Well, I converted to Judaism the two. The two major tenants were like keep, keep shabbat and procreate, don't pull out, don't pull out and keep survive, yeah, so they in leave it in and don't and you don't take it out, don't take it out yet so I froze my eggs like a while ago, and that is pretty

all right that she of froze her eggs, even while she's telling these jokes about all. I ever didn't know most at why this was like. Maybe I'll meet someone who would be like worthy of raising a child with me, while I'm in San Francisco cut my teeth, alliterating crowd night after night. I thought you remembering the memory of a memory you cut to the real me and it's just like cricket literal crickets, and what am I doing so since you asked if you'd like to know my story, I froze my eggs. I got like then, and then they I met Moshe and then they keep in a freezer and then they have to turn them into embryos. So then, I'm at

we. We look fell over the full story to we. We had a hard time. Yes, I was trying to save those and then they they we started doing the iv. Did you mind if we just truly? I mean I was going to talk about that, but now he said it will do that with you sure to have your well. We went through like around a few rounds of I v F, because we weren't we weren't successful. They were duped by the doctors and well. We were successful rate, the regular style, or the style and and into the we started like an IVF, is brutal to women. I don't know if you well, I've been talking about my records. You Dori, going through it and they've had a whole. They do whole pocket there. I'm say this because they do hi I've. Yes, yes, it's called Madden Dories excellent adventure. They do what they, because what they realize that there was a lot of stuff that they didn't know or understand what IVF and it was very hard for them emotionally, and so they started doing a podcast and other people found it and said this is a life changing, because this is that no one tell

they're like now we're just going to travel, we're not going to have kids, but also people that go through it or like embarrassed. There's something happens where women feel like they've done something wrong if they can't get Preg. Was Matt's fault 'cause, the sperm counts, almost zero, so yeah so yeah I mean I'm not going to say. I was completely at fault, no noise at the fall I figured out what, if it was me or you, but it wasn't working, but it wasn't working and also it's very confusing because it's like you can only get pregnant when Dale of month. Isn't it shocked. I don't understand how that you live in fear of when you're a teenager and are paid. My parents were just don't and when you, when you get older, you realize like it's. Actually, it's I'm saying that anyone ever gets pregnant right timing of it, except that it's not as insane when you're a teenager. I've learned this that so many eggs that if you happen to have sex

on that day or three days around that day, you're pregnant. They told me well yes, because they told me when the woman is thirty, eight or forty or something to her egg count of fertile viable eggs is something like eight thousand and twenty or nine thousand and ten bad. When they are eighteen, the numbers are reversed. If you shine the percent so now, I know the reason for your eyes out there to not have sex a twenty year old, right, yep yeah, if you need more reasons, yeah that off having sex in your other one of the worst things. So we did IVF, which is hard core. It's like you're shooting yeah. I mean you were it's like injecting yeah, but I sold my eggs in college. So wasn't that big of a deal yeah you did and I had like put- I mean I never actually turned into a baby, because there was issues with the other and then I

okay now into this, but I was used to like shooting up shooting up myself with more of your flooding about it's hard core. It was hard core. I thought you were so strong, I mean I'm insincere now I thought you were was so incredible to watch because it was like it's not. It's not cool what happens to women when they shoot themselves with hormones night after night, it's like really into, and it's also it also feels like you know it, it's it's also just feels so at least what I've heard from Matt business- see in the sense that, like they're charging so much for stuff, that's like this is really need to go that much or do you just know that people pay it because they want to have children, read a yeah, it's I I every vials four hundred dollars it. You know silly, it's so expensive. I mean if it's very expensive and we did two rounds and wasn't working and I started to freak out financially and I remember the conversation the doctor was so funny. He sits me down the ghost look like when we just use these eggs that she's got aches of sitting right there. Let's just use these eggs that she's got

you know because, like as much as Jews like that family, we like to not spend money even more and then he goes listen. You got to think about those aches like a like a a a savings account. Okay, you want us to keep the savings account and you got to think of the IVF it's like a checking account. You should spend that much I'm like. Can we not and life savings based, metaphor star, but you'll pop up talking to me like this? We got a different doctor and then they told us to use the use those legs. So then we turn them into now. I thought I thought when I froze my eggs if anyone's listening out there, if, if you get ten exit, doesn't mean you're, gonna, ten kids, that's what I thought, but so they

freeze them and then, when they make them embryos, I thought now they some out and then I go. Is the menu go into the lab and you jerk off? On top of that recently thought you just spray it at all all the way across the eight one part of the game, that's right, yeah and then I think four of them turned into embryos, the other one's kind of die. And that's still doesn't insure that it's now and then they tested them and then they they grade them. So then they tested them and then to survive within the two now. Okay, I put one up at the either did it herself they put on your finger. So sorry yeah, I didn't realize we that's a lot, that's really expensive, yeah no finger in your science. What I thought, but not actually, that was my idea. The doctors are usually the doctors. I was like no. No. I heard this metaphor. It's like ok, Now, there's one last nice job motion to be so confused how this works? Okay, so they stuck one up, it died and then they start the other one up and it's a home with a nanny. Well, that is true. We were down to and that's a very nostalgic way of telling that Tail Natasha, yet as we thought them out again with

the two ways we put one in and- and it didn't take we're down to one egg and we're thinking ourselves like we really work on like okay. Maybe it's not gonna for us missing. You would have gone through it again. There. There was nothing to go through. I would have just gotten a donor Reagan mixed it with motions Berman, told everyone was my kiss okay, but let get someone you know, find a girl that lake looked like he was italian, had a dimple who maybe went to Harvard or agreed it an or adopt a seventeen year old right, that's true and that your joke. Well, yes, but then I was starting to think like when it 'cause. Now you have a baby. You have got to like everyone all the parenting books. They have to constantly talk to it, but they don't. She can't focus. So then, I'm like constantly talking to her, but I don't talk to her about and now I'm just like. When would I really like to hang out with her, and I think it's like when she's thirty,

you know I'm casts on permanent right. She'll, never be able to hear this. I know not by then had great like I like. The idea of imagining us is like you know. We could have a glass of wine and I could tell you it makes it makes me happy to hear you say that, because Lydia is a great talker and I I've tried to video this many times and she will always catch him, be like stern, She talks to the cat non, stop saying things to the cat runs her lines for auditions with the cat I hear sometimes just just have child, no just having full, convert. Ninety percent there's not even an excuse for it, just having full on conversations with the cat, and so I know baby talk or Regular, regular talk, someday, you're, going to come home and you're going to hear her talking and then you're going to hear. Chris doesn't love you like I

in this. There frisky yeah it's so I think I think we're very covered in that. In that respect, well, that's that's great. That is. That is a It is a very sure, all other parts, but I do think that you know the newborn faces is a very phase and I was like then they start teething. Then they start being toddlers the after run around and catch them they start

hey you! I've heard it's, though, that by the time they they will they'll say like the four five four five or six years on the go. Now it's fun to go for the long time it was just about. You know just being able to get this creature to stand up and understand the world, but now that they can have little personalities. Now now it's like we can hang out with them. Tosses pretending to be kind of hard core, but she's always going like all I want to do. Is hang out with my baby? Tell the truth? No, I do hang out with her, but she doesn't do that much. That is Jerry. Just started like looking at us in the eye kind of like and kind of smiling, but not really sure how did eight weeks old? How did you changed you for? Did you feel a switch flipped? Here's! What happened we got of? hospital and we thought our whole world was changed and Moshe kept like singing to her every morning and then after, like three days were like oh she's, just a blob or every morning give back, and then I think we got a little bored I would sooner every morning I would be like wake up

we want to do. You want to chop suey by system of a down every morning, but now that she's, like waking up So our baby- I don't know just want to admit this, but she cries a lot. So basically, it's not just like. Oh it's boring. It's like. Oh, she woke up. You fed her and now she's going to cry for an hour and a half and nothing kind of makes herself crying and then, as soon as she stops crying. She just goes back to bed, so that was that got a little old as you can imagine you get numb to that in terms of like hearing it. Did you ever think that if a baby cried for an hour and a half before you had kids be like.

My God, what did what do people do, but now you're in it you're like? Oh, it's just well now. Now he's changing a little bit so she's like a week and not crying okay is like nice. Would you say that most yeah yeah yeah yeah? Let's see there's definitely a moment there's about two months. The two month phase we're like oh, this is baby, doesn't do anything but like hope to death that it's cute enough to keep you sticking around. I was actually reading about that that part of them having chubby cheeks is so that you care of them. So this is you the monkey doesn't go. I can't deal with this. I'm out, I'm one of the next GEN babies to fit yeah the baby get a six pack. He doesn't need me. I mean they're all cute, there's another idea that babies come out looking a little bit more like the Father than the mother, so that the father and really we're talking about like the evolutionary father, doesn't take off and go. Like then change yeah right, but I but human babies, I think

the whales are, the only mammals born with bowl Leber. Yes, I think that's true that other other mammal babies are just these skinny little. You know barely like skeleton creatures like they're, just very skinny, and human babies have like blow up like a little bit of blob, two on which we had a skeleton creature like our little blog. That would Wells also do the grandparent thing I just found out. You know that will remain there much cooler to the grand kids and they were that's a buying toys. Yes, exactly it was never like this. They have a grandparent's system where the great, where the the the Graham the family unit, is so cohesive that they they're grandparent helps raise that the grant in my day we didn't have core ill all the time you you well kids, a spoiled. My delegation was much more shallow back then

before this global warming. Nonsense, I think I like the idea of thinking of like what is what is the next generation of grandparents were millennial, grandparents going to be going to be cooking, even predict what millennial kids will be like and like, because I think we won't even really know for a good couple of decades what the fallout of all the technology and everything we were talking about before. We still don't really know how that's going to affect humanity. The generation under millennials, I believe, is called generation, Z and then there's a generation that are kid. Is people being born right now and they're they're called final generation, no they're, the ones who are supposed to save us. So they're. My generation save us from the robot. Save us from the technology, save us from the pollution. Hopefully this is such hope. Well thinking. I'm just saying: that's the general. I mean there's not going to be a generation after our kid. Oh my god, you think it's true

What do you think Chris yeah? I think so I mean I think, they'll be a Jenner. I mean I'll be a human life but if global warming does nuclear war or global warm will be. I mean I don't know what. Why did? We have a kid well. I mean she was just sitting in a freezer right. You know, I will let her live yeah I was always I'm always, and I've had definitely dated. I definitely dated comedians before an

Do you usually women who are much funnier than me too, and and and that's not totally true? Oh my god, you kidding entry, Savage Jennifer, already funny as they're very funny, but so are you will, but I, but I also, but I also wondered I also I'm always fascinated by comedy couples, because you do understand each other. On a sir, you understand how your how your careers, you understand your minds work, but but I also always wonder: do the same things that our strengths, also, you know, do your weaknesses rub up against each other to your insecurities? Is it is it you know how to take care of each other, but then some times when you're, both not in a great place, you kind of have to say you have the same kryptonite as well. Is that not true with you guys? Well there's that idea in in? I think twelve step actually that it's like it's just a good thing that no not all having a bad day at the same time right. So I almost think like just what you're talking about the weaknesses when a toss having a rough career day and vice versa. It's like there's this in

understanding of I've been there. I've done that, not that Rick other couples. Don't have that exact same thing, but there is something there is a kind of shorthand for for stuff that in comedy I do feel like it's almost all advantage for me, but I'm not a jealous person. Like I, I've heard about comedy, couples were like one person is like upset at the success of the other, and that's just not the done, I'm not that way either. I never because I like, I think everyone should sixty. I mean, like I think, there's room for everybody yeah seed, because it's not like I'm not getting parts, because someone I'm dating got a part like group. There's, no, I repeat if we were going up to the same thing it like on

I don't give a shit. You know like the funniest you're funny you're here, so you should get this. I once heard of casting announcement about a female wrestler in glow, and I was like oh man and I was like. Oh my god. What is wrong with me like that was to me the biggest window into the ego. That is the problem with Twitter and Instagram. Twitter stresses me out and then Instagram like. Why? Byron, I at that party. Why aren't I at that? Opening what you know and it's home, oh,

yeah and that's our babies are good for you create your own party. That really do I like that. I like that idea of it in and also you know when the nice sort of talk about you know when I said like my God, our lives are gonna. Change is like we're in bed by eight like eight o'clock. What do you go? Yeah? That's right! Actually we don't go out very often, there's no crazy lifestyle that we lead. I feel, like you know other than just getting up every hour like that, like our lifestyle itself is not going to change a whole lot, also you're, smart and developed, and, and you have perspective- and you be such a great like I say- we're the type people who should be having at least one kids to make that generation that's going to save the world. Are you or are you thinking about having it is for sure I well yeah yeah for sure, but we're not we're just not there yet. I also think that the other good thing about the two of you is that your comedy voices are so distinct and formed that I may

and it's you guys are in the situation very often where it's like fighting over the scrap of a joke like you can use a joke yeah. I just you because you're, because your voices are so they're so formed and so do different from one another. Two boat like we both had a joke about jerking off defeat in our special. That is true. You know they were very different. Perspectives, like my perspective, is that men are so horny, because women have never jerked off to feed like that's, not a thing, that's ever happened one like you know, an mine was all about her instagram comments about guys going like his her instagram comments are so funny to me. It's just like these dudes. I just don't get the it's like catcalling and that you're just like what the game here like these dudes are just like. Oh those feet, though your feet, your feet or the feet. I want the feet, all honey, I'll get there to force. Let me smell. Your fart sits just like possible working out of this thing. Like she D M, as in like my parts, I'm I just ate a burrito come on by, but so that was my first and then, but we will

it's interesting as we had to wrestle over who, where it worked better, it's not a call back per se, but it's our it's a kind of thematic call back for which would work better for her to do her foot sky once she did wish it wasn't. Even a okay competition, so much a where would it fit mathematically better right felt more like a call back, and in the end it was like yeah. She sets it up and then it becomes almost a call back, which I think is one of the unique thing the subtleties of our special is that there's almost call backs, but it's a different comedian was, I think, it's kind of neat also, though we did in the third act of this. The third part of the special we tell story together and we were trading punch lines like I would tell it one night: it wouldn't work, and so that's how she would try to

Joan how it's done. At the same token, I would work for- and I okay you do that or vice versa. That's so interesting, and also just the idea that you know doing comedy together is such a that's, a pretty magical thing to be able to do in a relationship touring together, not a you know, being with each other, both in your leisure time. And that work essentially, where your stage show really does depend on you both being present and there for each other? That's a amazing, almost couples, therapy kind of an exercise. So incredibly, lucky do you bring that down the road with you no matter to have someone on the road with you know I don't mainly because, and she would go with which you can go. Sometimes she does but but I've, my but my feeling is like it's like I'm not you know you, don't you don't have to watch the same show if I'm doing like five shows you don't have to watch the shows. I don't really do anything during the day, because I'm trying to focus on what I'm doing and I feel like I'm not

one, and so I just feel like you're gonna come in, it's not going to be fun for you, so I I feel like I'm, sparing her the the the the experience but she's, always if she can go she's always like all come. A great you're welcome to come, but I just feel like. If I can be fun, that's that's kind of cool, though I mean I I there is something about watching the same set night after night. That, like only is it's a task, only a comedian because love right, like I'm sure I could do a week with you and watch your said every

because I've watched her from we watch them through a mathematical perspective yeah. So as a comedian, you, okay, what is that fall yeah? You did this one this way and then to tweak it this way, and we were doing that for each other. To like, I would come off stage always with like ten text. Messages from the talk show, like you, said this riff, and that was good. This arrest all the time and he's never had a notebook he's, never written any job down. So, like he's relying, I think it's the sober brain like he just has so much brain power that he's able to remember everything. I've never met anyone who she's reading off of a note that I just handed out by the way do not read order. Sets I've never recorded at Curtis said, he's, never written down a joke and then never carried a notebook either when you're on tour with disease and motions like yeah, I mean he, he sits and writes like he writes his set list every night before he goes on stage and I was like everyone does well. The only reason I was surprise I was, I was what he was doing an hour that was about to be reported out of nervousness to an all. Out of that is not something I do, but it was like that our was like about to be recorded. It was eight

it was a set. It was no longer like in transition, and I was like do I do a set list before I go on stage. So, no matter what do you Chris yeah? I do well. What I do is if I'm doing multiple because water, if I'm doing multiple, shows like at a comedy club, I will write the set list for the first show and then just sort of keep it and tweak it. You know, but I don't write it for every for every show. I've done a set list in my career when I am and my when I'm out of practice. If I've been on like on vacation for a month and then I come back, but that's happened twice, it's very infrequent very frequent that are right. I think you do that once yeah I I and and not because I record every set and I never listen to them- and I nice to know you have it yes, I know, but I mom, I guess about thirty percent of my said. It's just riffing with the audience, and I know I probably have an entire yup battles worth of jokes that are just sitting forgotten from you

years of recorded sets, and but I did just feels too overwhelming to go back and listen to all well on the up and offered enough money to do, especially on the other hand, I feel like I have what you have, but it's gone. It's gone it's in the ether I'll never get that postscript to listen to a mall as a project yeah. Maybe I need to get new material. You should hire someone. I would never. I feel like. I would feel terrible forsaken paying someone to listen. Actually pay go to home depot to listen to some of my old specials just get someone to jump in the car just broke the story when I buy okay, I'm a stand up comedian. I just need to go to this stuff. Tell me what the goal of this all rights are. I have paid someone, though, to lift it to route to dictate I'd. Rather, I can't listen to myself. Yeah, don't want to re watch a special. Have you I mean. What's the point, I'd rather just scanned, it on a piece of paper, watches special yeah, your own special, but sometimes like, if you're doing, if I'm doing like radio stuff for tea or tv, stuff and they'll play a clip from something all all watch it and

and usually, I think like I should have spent more time on that. I wasn't developed enough, like I'm, I'm in a weird situation now, where I have a bit that was tide to a larger bit, and I did the larger bit in my last special. An two shows I did to make that special and I forgot to do the last part of the joke two times in a row, and so now I have this joke that I love that works, but I cannot it's so tide to the other bit and I am trying to figure out. If there's any, will you know the only thing I think I've got a big laugh, but the only way I you are doing is in the next special just say like I did this bit on my last special right and I forgot the last part, so I'm just going to do the whole thing. That's the only way I can think of doing it, and that feels like a fuckin' cheat. So I think I just I'm not going to get to do it. You could say that and then say to the crowd

to do it please. So when you finish this, when, when did you shoot the honeymoon special we shot it in the timbre. No, I have no concept of. I don't know three three months ago about two months ago: okay, member yet November. You know that November in Austin. That's why just before. Before. Like six months ago, I was eight months, seven months pregnant yeah, but I would still look- pretty good. I was looking great. It was special. She looks very good and very pregnant and very beautiful, and that and that special, but as soon as it, what we we we toured until like the day the doctor was like, you can't turn them off line. So like I'll at that, when we came back from the special it was like you, you can't leave anymore yeah that was so intense are going through that and then she gets pregnant. We do the whole IVF thing we get to the last day with pop it in there were like whoa work. They

she's pregnant then you're like please stay pregnant, then she's really pregnant, and then we go on tour and start writing this, like it was so insane how much work it was pregnant is hard because it's like imagine if you are pregnant, you do so much stuff Chris, like in like they're, like we really recommend, Can you lay down a lot and it's like you kind of have to for like ten minutes a day, you know. Just like it's like ten days. I kept over scheduling things and it's just like it's just my personality, so it is really hard and, like you know it can result in miscarriage and, like you know, just self care like you have to kind of be like laying around and it's like not I didn't do it, while I'm opposed to find that special was over and it just felt like such a relief, because there was who is more intense than any any other stand up related I've ever done. I know if it's true view just because the pregnancy was so interlaced with it that the next day we spent an extra day in Austin at the hotel since the sale, which is like Natasha favorite Hotel, and then then we we went, we ate sundays and we

that there was a screening of Titanic at the a m c like on the big screen yeah, we went to see Titanic and it was like it was just the night. I don't know it's just the nicest decompress, the most romantic thing. I've ever heard. You say most that I like Titanic. No. I didn't. I didn't know you, you love that day. So much and you have a day where you don't do anything. No, yes, yeah! No, no, no, no Lydia is always like stop doing when we go on vacation. It takes me seventy two hours to unplug and it takes me seventy two hours to re plug in when we start back up from the momentum, but you probably have an itinerary for vacation, may, maybe I do I planned out all right title like you know you should go where we went on our honeymoon, Dammit voted to Bora Bora, there's nothing to do no good, for you just go to stare at the

last Florida area to be funny if they started a service for people like you were it's like. You know that when the kids are on drugs, a like a duck them and send them to rehab in Utah right, but it's like you and they come in the night, they grab you they throw you on a private plane and they take it to Bora, Bora and they're. Like relax, Mohawk, oh that's funny! It's funny that you say that, because I was just the last time we were on vacation was over the new year. Like I will go ahead, this really relaxing time and we went to the Pacific Northwest and I did I planned everything like ok will rent a couple flying to Portland will stay at this hotel for a few days or rent a car. So I got this we're going to get on a ferry, we're going to go to Victoria and then we'll spend new years. There then they're going to hit this and this and this museum of this thing and then we're going to go across to Orchis island for a couple of days Then we take these two funds, exhausting yeah. I know wasn't like producing the vacation. So in Bora. Bora, there's not even ways this is like Laguna Laguna. It's just like there's nothing to distract you

You just sit there and act like you know. It's not boring boring. It's boring, but that's the beauty of it and also you know who doesn't love a forty five dollars cheeseburger, I think it's a joke, but it's not it's not even imagine it's a real thing. There was a club sandwich. There was forty two dollars and it was eighty If you wanted to add lobster you think, so, your your the the sort of all the your character on stage. Do you are you close to her at all? we are very close. Yes, dear dear friends, in terms of like, if someone, if someone, if someone said to you like ok, magically all the sudden you're a billionaire, would you live that way or would? still like I like to surround myself with beauty if possible, Ok, so you know I'm always trying to do that even burning man. I saw your fucking souped up trailer for burning man, which was gorgeous. Do we have a soup

gorgeous. True really cool, like Airstream mean you eighteen fifties like I know, that's cool, that's most of them are just got good. I'm obsessed with the little little teeny, tiny things like that, like little teeny, tiny, Arby's and stuff like that, and then a Tasha gets into Jupiter's you're, her touch on it, but I I are. These are not her thing. Did you ever think you would go to burning man hole and but but do you like it? That's one of the reasons why I had a child so that he'll never make me go with. Well, that's not true at all. No, it is I mean, maybe in five hundred and sixty seven, I mean how young will be awhile before I can make even make the ask your not going to pitch that she goes to burning man Are you like in the next five years? Let's make burning baby, I was burning man for hipster with kids. I was thinking she could go this year actually, but without us expand her mind six months yeah,

the nanny, just dogs. But in general you feel good. You happy yeah, I gotta get home and breast feed okay. You know I adore both. I do or the shit out of both of you and I constantly wish we would hang out more, but then You know I'll often times I was like I'm just bothering people with their busy year that now you have a baby, but you know we adore you too, so we we, we we consider that an imitation, please yeah, please come come hang out, let's have dinner. When you can, I mean I know obviously were. Were I mean this? I will come to your help with this. Isn't it translate on the podcast but were wallpaper brothers, and that goes a long way We both have the same William. You know it's really funny is I I almost I this is gonna, be very related. I,

I had a little bit of an error. I had a little bit of an arrogant moment because a friend of mine said her friend is what I've been doing, these instagram stories? remodel of the other place. Oh, I gotta follow you, oh yeah, I've been I've been doing it for months are really fun, so they I said. Oh, I got this way Morris wallpaper for the kitchen and her friend sent it to him was like, I think, even Williams Sonoma and he said William Morris. He had a Hollywood brain fart 'cause William Morris is an agency and so you're. Just like cracking your knuckles. Right, I took it. I took a screenshot of, like you know the with the definitive William Morris style Book and his Wikipedia page and the Wall Paper wrapper. That says William Morris was a leader of the arts and crafts movement and and I and I and then I had to stop and I still sent it, but then I was like who might be?

coming that I had to like school. Someone that I know that's a moment know know know know, know, know, know, know Chris when you have moments like that, where the opportunity to body slam someone is made, so You still cobra nineteen century wallpaper, archival fuckin' wallpaper with bucking deer on it. Then you have to take out to take those mom exam, get a lot of full winds you know usually wins, come with some caveats, but if you get just a no matter, how petty that full? When is you take that win? That's very internet e of Maine! uh, I apologize but come back anytime. Honestly, please come hang out, we can do podcasts, we don't have to do pod, Yes, you can just come over and we can hang out like people yeah well, thank you.

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