Some hostful goodness to start off your week! Chris got his back waxed, Jonah talks about turning 30 and Andie Bolt comes on the show to talk about Dork Fork for a bit!
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so, we did show Londoners Channel the premier the day, the new season of doktor from her called door fork, which with was mixed, reviews some of you liked it some of you.
Were violently angry about it, and so
You know was the first episode of show were try and stuff and above we,
where were addressing some of your suggestions, but any in who created the show, is us
for awesome, lady with a user,
the background and she's. Really,
one day, so I just Catherine, so we can talk about it. I can deal with it because of but most of it
shows. We do are pretty well received by them. Some people were very mean about this one. So I think there is a slight
such issue with what the show was supposed to be in, but what it actually was in a way like us-
she super cool, a nice and as wives whenever on him and hear her son
talk about hidden cassettes by just as I am, but I guess I am because
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jason them than they were like hey here's, a good way to get people to run out in front of the God knows that for sure does that was there? That's what I would have thought yeah, but like so they throwing money at the window and keep on circle around the same neighborhood. So more more people start onto the streets to try and get
money, slowing down the car they Robin Hood in it maybe you're giving back to the community. While I mean was John
phone is an FBI agent wait. This is ambassador, there's nobody Nicholas Higgins,
and he could story in Boston. Oh yeah, like as we have to talk about. That's that's it, so I have to tell you what I think we have that poverty, so person would take a picture of John Hammond than blow up his the outline of his penalizing everything to picture when it loads. You know full on your computer and you looking at a tiny square price girls like oh, no, I better. I shall everyone. Will I mean worse. Things have happened
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clear because it was all in there. Nothing was slipping. It was just possible with it.
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Some really funny in nice and he's gonna use crank earth coarsely. I would have that much confidence. I would become more handsome if I had a view to bigger to walk a little straighter yeah.
It has to be a little bit better. Save my face more,
too little time they get you a there like, while United expect much more
Have you ever thought about, maybe just putting like stunt cock and your pants network
rather than underwear, I Bermuda shorts too short spaghetti Ukrainian rapid untenable,
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but you can think about opening all my life, all my life. I got those on the I mean, I think
I think whatever you can Magellan, there will work. Just fine yeah, I, regretfully
got my back waxed causes
little Harry Wax as intended.
The situation there was both both those getting my haircut.
Had waxes obligate, oh just a patchwork. Try to watch waxy, all back back, sailed back causes. Is why not and recommended I've never seen that offered a super gets its hey, it's gotta be the hair and it's gotta be the back here, which is not there anymore. It really does not feel good. What was the idea?
I'm just have tried your sexually. No, I just I hear you say that we are just like coming whore eyes, like the poor, hotly tax on myself and roll around know what it is that my
Mother is italian, and so
I am Perrier than I then it looks like I should be, and so my I might, if that crazy, crazy. I know you're there is that crazy, crazy. It's not like a family man. How often you have in your shirt a whole lot. I live with myself
and so my inner you catch your hair. I just don't like adding their around the house like that. Eventually we are back, then I think I speak Regina when I say our shared through probably off, for about fifteen minutes a day, methane we're in the shower, give it our concern that I still like. I just don't like it. I just don't like it, and so I trust that all you know tribute C windows. Lies it because it's a comparable, as it was vanity oil, its vanity. But then it's also because I exercise regularly
just you sweat, like it, just catches, sweat more if they can grow on, although its half vanity and half like I'm tired of sweating when I'm exercising that'll happen clean, so I should save my body. I spent a lot. You should shape your body just like at adorable seal and then you should just role around and then I'll set up. Some horns.
Descending Yale? I'm already worrying me illustration. I saw definitely that are used to what do you mean like like I now I like a swell alot more for my brown that never
to happen like now. I can make out when I'm workin out, I like wipe the sweat from my brown literally just kind of executive.
Before you go to Hawaii. There's a faggot sweated put exercise. Sweat is different from just sitting around cause. It's hot sweat, I don't know, sometimes bear the same for me really, but also played and shows
play drums and hot basements, I get it you're in banning have basements. I want to read that memoir, like it I've sweated before, but it's it's it's a different time.
This is it. You know what I love. I love that thick cannot Bermuda
ask that you haven't, who I feel so good on your feet, the nice everything there is very beautiful. It's lush now
so you're gonna move back there right when you indeed get married now hereby idea of even agenda us aircrew, sometimes Santa Cruz, as because of the board and getting out with his wistful cyclists. Great real towns like you're in the mountains, but your next, the beach in your right near a city, is very throwing us several, those goddamn vampires scooby carefulness. Actually, I think the shortly saxophone concerts are worse than the vampires here. If I'm being honest, I saw the I saw, who is so some old group there that beach at that stage or the reactor programme play in terms of language databases or banned, but she was their brains Reims, but it was just like all these. It was like what a regional separate the subs
there was this one. It was just a supreme. There was a problem with a few other baggage now, that's, etc that they were him say that all the zones- yes, senators gray, that's right, do I went up and did the they might be giants for gas and I've. Just it's a fucking great in the first year of their actions,
been there in a really long time hasn't gotten better.
What I like about. Seven homes is that it might be a little stab me, but it still its relatively untouched by like chain
businesses there's a lot of local yeah, like small, has a mountain town by two years just cause it's the only gets a lot of momentum like
boardwalk, I mean like them in their they're kind of main strip, downtown hasn't been turned into like urban outfitters. Are there some of it, but it's just is just like they're still enough. They so get those good comic books up over their record stir records. What music shoppy money, then I wanted to there's a there's, the lady sitting. Next to you this whole time. John thing with the women were your eyes. I put them at finally
my giggling voice. I thought we were gonna like magic trick me that I just showed up thanks for turning my my goodness knows. I was a little two eyes, one as it was
why is that so
Andy. Both is here Andy End and what I wouldn't have any on Andy did a show for us on the National called doors
and in and then there was there was some blow back. There was,
a little bit about grand regarding really loved dead. If you didn't read the comments, you might feel that way,
I I I I mean I just have to
have to joke about it? We had I mean, I think the very first comment was so you guys are where we did the show doored fork, and so just a little background before you raised whether comment so Andy met with Andy
it has a lot of work with the fine brothers and Andy has a bit Andy, has a u c, b background and really funny and that we set ourselves.
What can we do together ensures like? Why really want to kind of do this cooking show me said: o it'll be fun as if we did a cooking show that sort of revolved around premiers of series that we love like duct,
who in Dexter and walking dead and then will sort of sea about crafting some sort of a theme
the meal around those premiers, and so you know
We set it up and the first one was doktor whom we got out and brown on the show and and
I made it and then the internet shit, blood and some of our fabrics.
I feel, like I missed out on this. I really, I think I believe my body then told me that the very first comment was I want a punch, stagger on her face.
And I think that was the first one I mean you're right- I think, haven't you haven't you lose the citizen or none is mostly young males moment about things. There must have been pretty horrible to you, since you are not avail. Oh I'm, a female also what I found enters! Ok, aright, guys, it's just a new thing to be. I feel like they're, very proud, like nerds, in like geeks and stuff like that which, like
I consider myself a part of those people, but there's like they're, not key now like what we saw me, but then one said I'm just here:
a b and I was like amiable, but also like the room. I know people are like.
But though the commons are like boy
The brown really seems like you want to be there like everyone's doing bits like Alton use your butt
Your buddies now often branded light gray. It- and you know-
send me an email is like hey, call me an asshole six times. I guess that means you like me, and I was like what can I say I was a girl
You know sandbox who shoved the guy that he lives in on. We was like job around
might run a below the authorities they they fall down. I mean he was, you know he was one of those guys it was like. I could tell you. Was like kind of doing Beth like onset like while people are just like getting ready, but he was doing like this colleague ass
obey- and I go man you're real Dick on Brown and then he laughed and then he just like started having really great time. Then it was like kind of our thing and unlike off camera were joking about, like you know how he is more of a doctor who fantasies
older. He was like a round when the just now and such a great guy we had a monarchy ass. I love em, yeah and and he's great and- and I think I think some of the disconnection may have happened where
Some of that. A lot of the comments that I read were like those holes, don't know what they're. Just like you know,
comedians and I M so I think maybe the presentation might have been off because to me, what I saw you guys doing was like a u c b, sketch yeah and I feel like that sort of
purposely awkward wanted a cooking show yeah yeah that the exemptions beggar cooking.
But it was really more of a comedy show and then there was a cooking element to it and because I totally understood like, if you did, if you do, you guys did it alive, you C B show
guys, like our the awkward wholesome, are fucking around. You know like we're, we're being purposely awkward. You guys use presently left like a lot of weird awkward.
I'm insane yeah cause. That's what you would do it. You see we show and then, but for some reason, when pure watch the video- it's not contextual eyes that way, and so they just go
people are awkward newly noted. Their comments that doing bad, like, like I'm being terrible environments, gather the job I got
One guy was like very upset that he didn't I my hair up and he thought it was like very grows, and he does
I felt that wise men like serving anybody, the food argument
Wait like email me and start like itself. Funny I don't know like it was really it was really funny, but it was also leg.
Oh yeah, very, very sad, but we liked her natural around so fast to and anyway I was happy with it. Not now
and is one thing you gotta remember, is that if a person's leaving internet comment, they thus cease to matter
don't say a lot of nice things about you on the website, it's great as by
I don't know, I don't know it is not that it's just you know where I am very tied to the community of people who I'm just in it, I'm in the trenches all the time
I'm in kind of seeing you know, and so, and so I, like, I called,
you and I was like in I I I adore you and I'm so sorry that people are being mean, and I don't want you to feel bad. And another thing that I want people to understand is like it's, the first one yeah and we had five days to
You know you, you had to write it in like right away and shoot it and edit it
There was no they're just it was just the first thing, and so what I would say to people is like look. We you learn like we shot something and we saw
to do what not to do in the show will evolve. You know based on users, suggestions and and in all grow and just like the first, if anything is always a little awkward yeah and you like I work with a fine but there's a lot and who are also producers on this product, and you know it's just that thing of dislike man like if you talk to any Youtube areas whose like doing really well there's like oh yeah, people are awful like their shit like you can't
China also doesn't written in a cup,
email me this morning trying to get you to go to Obama's.
Nosey and I are kind of on the out too bad
is it. The thing is that of a blue.
Who me beyond Isaac aim like watching your own as everyone out apply between us back, I'm a girl. Out of that.
Therefore I would have gotten rid of our kids. Don't like puns. Ok, eight year olds, don't like puns, I'm getting rid of ILO laws like Paul hiring sons. Anyway, you should stop like it it's like about when you're teenager and in Euro jaded twentysomething, but if you start doing towards into authorities, I think, like you start to really appreciate
There's a re embryos, the woman. What was yours? That was what was theirs background. It you mean like how much tougher you re doing it used to be like what resume reed we're teaching or taking classes. Oh man, like, I certainly see, be like two thousand five, an damn. You know I kind of data. I was unlike a fluid different, my teams when they first item mountains in a way
I did my one person show there. I got to leg: do those showcase for
goals and knowledge, stuff and better go. I wouldn't really well.
That was our man like
was very honoured. They picked like ten comedians too. You know to do that like MIKE Shoemaker and suppliers and morn, and I was just like I say at this point
working for national impugn lemmings, like I was doing this like online sketch show for them, which was paying Minos, very excited about that, and then I got this call from better and others like really cool and then I go. I was backstage and I felt like I was gonna shit, myself and thorough, but think I was like. Oh my god, I'm gonna go out there and shit.
Oh my god, I'm like gonna gargoyle. Have you do that? Then you bow and if I may say so, a thing or two elements, and I did
they would like you to do two things make one of em an impression. This is right when like Conan was like the resolves drama about content.
So I did my car and impression- and I had like big shoes MC merely Tom stuff, and then I did
this other care. To that I really love, which is the battered housewife cooking, show this like sketch that I did of lake she's battered, but she hostess cooking, shone like that and funny and drawn to burn yeah yeah. It's just you know, doesn't like it when it's too spicy that certain things Nanda,
Annie. I went like super well and it was like really fine and then I didn't get the show guys I didn't get the show, but about there's, I'm not on us and our working ripped apart on the internet, but I think I think you know I think, a couple things. I think people sort of felt because I mean you do you're, not you,
doctor. Who was not something that you would really watched, wherefore doctor who, like me
meaning or whenever, and I was like picking his idea and you're just like hey, look like exact her away. What have we been like breaking by? You know, like I may have forced doctor who are working on rating bearing Bell users, chemistry de jure, and I really Oda by yeah like yours. I'd want to start to whose somehow like well I'll start. You know watching it, and then I got the you like the entire last season and I wash like all these old episodes and now
I'm like really did to do it and I'm like much more partial to mats meant that I like every segment, these other doctors, but I can't like them as much as a kind of came in late
mats. Mrs Mann and he's adorable
I'm ok Bob Way, mostly girl.
A lot of a third World WAR were a lotta girl. Then there is the matter,
and then and then- and I care the handbag here Y got rid of that. Now our girl acting or I'll go go. Go go: go getting your bag. Rags is like having twenty nine.
Of tiny balls on your back and then a drunk. But british sock
who will again kicks every one of them with a secrete lady, yeah sure the shooting something yesterday and she threaded my eyebrows. Have you ever done? I haven't done it buddy, but the Armenians. I really get it
I've lake near Glenda, also, there's other all over the place. I wondered how goes away to kind of set it up to where just you just rub it against, or the heroes on your eyebrows Lilith tears.
One by one, while I, when I look, I gotta say Wegg my boyfriend merrily get my for an anniversary. Does
My boyfriend and I was like I'm in a stable relationship like I'm gonna, do the bikini waxing thing. So, let's go to save the rulers guys. I was twenty three in very smart. I knew how relationships Morrison India over this relation.
Everything but you gotta, trim
hedges there. I just can't hang we were having sex, lad, Saunders like me now, I'm gonna do at real women do and, unlike way too embarrassed like meet with a woman and have a good
there's. So my friends, like you know you can do it yourself. So I like took the Manville, and then I have like a
a bottle of wine, and I got the wagon-
sorry I mean just the advice I have bought around, probably what to say
but but I went in my room and I did one added one strip and I screamed, and I cried, and I never did any of the rest
you have had a very, very patchy. It was down very angular anyway. Just look like it. It's just like a strictly, given that you find a tragic. Why am I telling people started in the carbon to hate on any bald Manuel hiding demand, but I think we, I think we learned, so I think maybe there's little disconnect there and I think people wanting to be wanting to show to be a little more about
guess than about the food. And- and so you know what, if we did it and we learned and an ear, you know like you now, I don't know like this so funny, because I've never been like and I felt like I was being outcast by like the geeks in the nerves. Unlike last night, I'm at the screening for this movie, that's like being made by this homemaker and saw about this kid. You like saw star wars and changes life. It's really good by the way, but like people in the lobby, you're talkin about going to see like the twentyth anniversary of like Mars,
squad and- and I was like- I- was at the twentieth anniversary screen it out in other, don't my firm excited go and like this guy was probably like forty five, like really overweight, he's like ia, and although I I
and then I'm just like bird from like these nerd comments- and I was like I just I don't I don't belong insurance fund- is that where maybe a third so funny, but but when you care so much about a culture and you live so much culture. First of all, it's impossible to consume everything and still have a job.
Yes, so the fact that you didn't see doctor who up until now does not to me say language, you done nerd like you, you know you talk about it, you each about another softened, that's fine, but but what I, but what I will say is it is. It is the more it is the hardest insult to take when someone, because they
what they're saying is you're. Not you are you're, not you know like you're, not it just. It attacks like your core belief system in and like you're
whole sense of who you are gonna, go you're, not really that, because you didn't do this thing
I define as the worst part of a nerd culture is, I there was about how their the outcasts, but all they do is just
on a label, people and one that I do that. That is my least favorite dark underbelly of of of nerd culture is, is, is sort of is kind of, and one in one hand saying like hey it sucks that you know people don't except us for
four for what we love and then, on the other hand, going, but what that guy like? Oh, if any group should be the most accepting group yeah, there's there's there's a really good emo, Philip spit unequal. Emma Square re like he is. I all I met a guy the other day and then like it he's. There is breaking down like oh you're from Saint Louis I from sailors from the West, Saint Loser, either sailors wasted this me too, are you from this register is breaking down
all the way until I go. What church did you go to? Did you go to that? You know the new Baptist of America, or did you go to the EAST Baptist and goes down even further and further towards, like one little thing is different
go as it goes die heritage. That is like all these things in common there's, one that's wrong in and is like it and you like. I love you.
Oh? No, you see what I'm really proud of it. If you like, I brought everybody together. I gave him one thing to do: well, the watchman right everybody together because of this oral, the gathered to be there. I don't every comment by the way was not
you know I don't like a lot of you? Twitter followers, like a lot of people, had a really lotta nice things to say I mean some some people, the company was a sad I get it did. May we feel happy to see a real it covers. Go because this is the first episode their people. That's all fuckin chill of just my hair by love like you went on there and you were like commenting like Blake with somebody. I just don't like seeing people. Listen it's one thing. If someone says I don't like this show yeah, that's fine! That's your opinion. Of course you are entitled to have that opinion, but when people are like you know, they were just. It was very horrible. Personal attacks, yeah, you know like these people should fuckin diet. It's like hey, let's not call people garbage in cities,
die like that to me is like that. That's not just expressing your opinion, that's just being a fuckin asshole in over a Fuckin free video went our friends Ellen Georgia, like first put out there like an old drinking drinks. Videos like like that remember. The comments were just like there were just had nothing to do with just like the road has cut a focal, but I pass
the other one reality like it, otherwise they tear apart the present the person. I wasn't really scrawling for those. At fact, the redhead comments
Now this issue was around after a murdered her invariably him I mean, I guess I guess I do take it. You know what you said when you see people when you see people when you see people commenting like, for my part,
of authority. When an you know they're wrong, you just want to be like I just the universe I just had ended. The trap is the fucking internet trap of like I have
You know you're wrong yeah, which is what they are doing, but then that's what you're doing and then it is just that, but where people like you, oh it's easy to tell that out in its thinking. This this is like is not now what's happening. Now we want
five minutes of bits guy, you know, like I don't know yeah, but the thing I think so funny is that all of them were just like. Oh my god, I can't really press hard weeks. I'm into I didn't mean to curse like everything,
these great love, you hate you now get up. I was pretty great, but does that you know so all I will say on the on. The whole thing is that I don't think it was a complete vs go. I think it was just we tried. So are you know you guys tried something in it and in it it didn't connect the way that you wanted to run away, but you're gonna, but you're gonna chicken and planted like an earnest network like wanting it so great about it. Is that like here,
we're down. You got like always people that everybody already knows, and I put up the show with me and my good friend Harrison numbers. I grow these five knots and, unlike now you should know who we are expecting. You do but yeah it's kind of like you know I get that like they were all coming to see all the negative like this piece of shit.
You know why I just don't want to do as the way you'd have to feel bad. You know like I just I find peace.
Not everyone is, you know, I'm still not used to TED to internet hatred, and it is now-
for. I was not a butcher suits word by two heads of men and less than we ever method with the tone James here today on today on, tie proud.
Related and really do the latest discipline brothers authority. I was just going to say that you know like after that weekend of me like turning off the internet and pretending like waves, gonna be ok, I was like doing stand up at the county store and I was going to greener monopolies conscious, like made old poet. Sir click. Every new shows shit
medications that funny now that you know like they were working for a really long time. Like you give it tat, you had nothing negative to say about anyone's com,
the ever really don't you each European United, better per se, teaches you not just like we had judgmental dick to people cause you're going. We don't know exact.
What's going on as you weren't there and you don't know exactly, what's gonna happen next and you know, but if you don't like it, it's don't like tracked down what my email is online.
An attack me from my freckles? I mean come on guys. I have a pigment issue with my skin level. Even allow come on get myself fair, fair, the worst, but but but I think you know, but I think it is so I think you know the first episode was nine minutes long, and so I think what we decided to use less chop the show down.
Focused more on the guest and breathe grants. A guest on the architecture. Episode just sent me a rough cut. I bet this morning and like she's like so much fine she's, so game for trees grow like like. I love her like I've. I've done so she was like
you see B. I met her over there and she was on Dexter,
he's in six years. We had really fast runner and heroes. Fragrant short, one regret saw her. She was the one who also social labour great. She was really funny stuff issue. You matter before breathes emit she's awesome legality.
Funny cool smart, like erected a movie yeah, just really cool girl. Yet how awesome coming up for them
Those are the reasons why stark fact, because he talks about being shown stuff.
You gonna run so was. Was there any sort of an hour? Is there any sort of thing of of like well we're not chefs we're just like
but who are fans who were making fan food we're not so like Harrison. I have known each other since I met him like two thousand for doing improv and ever since then we ve been talking about fucking. Doing a cooking show,
He like when I met him. He was like, like a hundred pounds, heavier and I'll do like you should go to wait waters and we will go away, watches meals together. We would like make all these recipes me. Both airline cooking, a lot in, and he looks Fucking
awesome, you know, and oh here is a hundred pounds yeah oil, a hundred didn't know, though he asked I, like you, certainly good here.
The other way now lost on the way he grew yards like oh yeah, and yet so like we really love cooking and like I've taken cooking glasses because I'm a really big fan of it. But I've never been elected humbly because they won't let you take some classes. You have to be fully committed. You can't you part of it. Can't you right
I got a lecture not like her term Harvard just like a good sport. I would you get. You can do for correspondence gotta Joe, we,
Google,
When I have like a very nerdy group of friends and like we would do parties,
The time we're like we pick like a movie and we like make a meal of around it. Nobody hosted different places and suchlike United. When we would watch good fellows, we would like slice. You know
be a razor by yeah like we would do all in seven it and it was really fine and then, when I wanted to show is like about. Like hanging out in France, cooking in the kitchen and you're gonna be approach after will show you how to make fun themes is effectively if you don't,
to be approaches to cook, for most people are not pro chefs, it turns out, shows gonna. Show me how to let boil water,
I feel that any more, but if there were other citizens
so you're currency are kind of getting shit from the food nerves and you're getting share from from the doktor clarity is ever so funny like. I really I didn't really think people were than it. I mean I guess we should have said like hello, kids like
you're not process. We are meeting in Vienna spell everything I mean after the fine said. They're just like in our experience,
one. You spell it out, like their onboard like use that first,
fuck and lay it out now, like I'm a gasp alike, there they'll be added,
now? If you aids anyone in England, he hates me, you know to me like I can help them, but well it's I refer to the extra episodes and just to see how, because everything that's interesting to me, is it one of the things that I love about the Youtube initiative that we ve had unjust disability that I've had to program, so many different shows is that it
he is like it's like a playground like each show is like a little hamster or a Chia pet, that you can sort of grow and mold, and we can really mold a hamster
I recommend that, but I mean just one, but it is just the process of like ok. We did that and it didn't work. But I see, I think, I see how it's gonna work and then I get super excited about, like traders must try this see. If this works
you know so I just you know. I hope I have the people who are really angry at least are so full of rage that they completely wrote. You guys often didn't give you a chance to see what you guys do, an episode two and three and just
like you know and just now kind of knowing like. Oh it's. You know we're comedians, it's silly! It's not you know within the first episode was purposely awkward cause. That's a style of you that is a u c b and, like second City comedy bang of like the purposely I mean it's a lot of sketch comedy, but I see more like it. You see
words like super awkward kind of a british company thing to yeah yeah, totally and like with often being there. You know you're just like Haiti, like we don't know. If you'd like gonna come and to be like you get five minutes or if you haven't you know, and then he was like game for staff and then we made a major target as that of cardboard, which looked fucking awesome almost too good, because I
you know, like some specific shooting. I do my very best cardboard. Tartar does budgetary level about the really road but yeah like any any with Super gray and
you're like gallic we're gonna, be awkward. We're gonna make an uncomfortable for you, and he was like great all totally like play that up. You know domain and well. You know what a good one largest writers wanted to have yonder, so people could be hearing
you as the person, and you is charming and funny in Sweden. Not you know like whatever this idea.
Add in the like who they cause you it's funny. You do characters and things, but about a lot of times, unless it's really obvious are doing characters or you say, like you said, we are doing characters the people- I am what the fuck is going on here, like it's a bit pollyanna it just I'm sorry install that out, but but you know, but I think I think alike,
people there, like like in the comments of do which, when Clayton, I still really mean that artists like hey, let's give it a chance guys like pilot subtly gets out, goes like you know to work out like I feel, like their thereafter mistake. The first episode of almost any things like first episode of the bowling show I thought was Conky cause. We didn't know what we were doing and it just uses you see if you watch the first episode of our bowling show and the most recent episode they're pretty different Emmi like structurally dramatically different yeah, because we were just learning we're just sort of living. That's the thing about the web, like it's
like, ok, you're, gonna, put this in like a half hour slot on NBC. Like must see, like you know, with that structure and what our father and look like if you're doing television so so you're doing dork Fort for television. That happened, but you did thirteen episodes of that and that it started arrogant and you're like a civilised totally but solely way. That's it again,
come heavy on and on, and I hope our people are nicer, and you know that I know I think your sweetheart, so I just I hope- and this is how I hope I hope people stopped. He beat a hearty thanks. I think that that was a great idea and I, like it blows over so fast. You know like that. They all have something new to hate right. As a million videos, we impose yeah yeah, but my mom, who like doesn't mean you know no any that she's ever like going on Youtube. She just like you
he's too busy playing world of Warcraft Anna enough time, for you do, but she likes you remember. It was basically man when she was getting her hysterectomy. My sisters and I were like hey. You can be laid up three weeks. You should try this. I think it really like it. She writes like suffice, dolphins and she's a schoolteacher or was but man she has not sought playing
like six years ago or is low in years. Why, every time a gong she's like a look at my new care during nameless one after you- and I like love watching you play, but because she was a schoolteacher she's got like you know: she's playing with kids are alike fourteen, but in the MID West and they'll use the wrong, like.
Error or something and you will like its t hd. I because you want her so much like motley she's got our heads that now, like she's, got a door of all air into it. Like we, I grew up on a ranch willing. We don't have electricity if the generator is not on and we don't have internet until after I was out of high school and like now. If there is no internet, she's gonna free
because if we look at my end like her and her sister become like best friends because of at length, they ve totally reunited cause. They. My aunt was, like all show you what's up like to follow me:
adorable you're the is getting like. Oh my god, she's like I got her some Blair's Conti terms
is that all the time, but you have the minimal id card but really wants to go, but
send your mom, the blues, call my god, you sure I told her. I was like. If you go like I want to film you, their loans should shoot your mama, whose car ok, it's on her bucket less because she is she's got the cancer.
So, knowing I now like an you, bastards are making comments about me now
You're gonna try to take over the now, but like yeah she's man she's combating cancer for a while now she's in a new clinical trial and so like she gets sick alive and because the medicine makes her sick, so she's like I'm, does lead
a plain world, a worker who travel she can't, but it depends like her doctors and away.
So she stays with me like every three weeks when she comes down for I'll. Tell you what, if, if you, if your mother is up to it, I will personally omega her to blaze com, oh my god, she's gonna lip and my mother
whether or not we are able to shoot it like. If, if she feels like doing that, fine, but if not, I would just send your monopolies can just so she could have the experience of going to bless. My guy, like she won't like freak out like you, have no idea because, like we ve been making like buckler stuff and like I did stand up authorities, they do a bunch of drugs by like cancer in the family and stuff, and I was like Mama zones wonders Samson we're gonna, do the cancer jobs and will she will see like what
sponsors where it was like a really depressing scar, brothers, like kind of like back and forth my depressing scar, brothers, it's gotta be the name of a bed and by far the funniest thing, I've ever done like by far leg. It was. It was super great, like I've wanted to do like more stuff like that, and so now I'm gonna do like currently putting together like a comedy tour, would like some other saint of friends at working like raise awareness of the type of cancer she actually Steve Jobs, cancer, that's what we career progression! Cancer. It sorry
Ankara is, but it's called Carson went into crane and her doktor used to always brag about how like hey, save jobs. Is my patient,
he's been around for a while and he doesn't even take all the treatments I suggest so you're going to be fine and then he
let us now taking every dream. We can get our hands on, but it is just like her doktor. Like most my mom told my mom told them. I was a comedian
Every time we go and he's like, hey, listen to this
yeah, but always like pitching me jogs and then my mom had like shadows, giant surgery, and then she got a hernia like because that surgery to set up another thirty and then and she was like yeah, like I'm kind of worried about. Like my such as news, I don't want any to make. You laugh here because you might burst.
Seem any always George with Wild. The georgian asked aunt em
my mom was leg at the hospital and she told him I was like doing. I was gonna, be putting together this like cancer tour with her and he's so fucking excited, and so I think I'm gonna having like right material and I think he should come and like do cause he's always doing he's always speaking out about this cancers. He's like the guy he's is the most recent arteries, the only guy who
this kind of cancer like on this coast Anna and he was interviewed on television when Steve Jobs. I all that stuff, but he's always like making jokes. You know making light of it and I think you should like
state anyway. I they would be really fun you. How are you
you have to be like. That's that's! That's the comedy gene that we have that we have to. We have to deal with the most horrible things in it.
In our world. The that's just have we
and apparently I'm just like, like traffic, really isn't that bad like what's really bad? Ok, this shit, United and unlike
I don't know I do. I guess I do like allotted dark heard stuff, but I don't know. I feel that this issue should be laughing about and I get people coming up like when I do some cancer. Madeira, like people coming up in my case, like my mom, died, a cancer like that was so greatly thanks, link raised to laugh about it and then I got one guy came up was just like my mom Fuckin died, a cancer, don't appreciate it now, like call do like, we all handle it differently. You know, but your mama's way on board my mom sombre. She pitches me jokes like she, which is its only because a lot of them are like fart
because he had this. One medication was like making our far it all the time, and you like you, do what you like, as you would like. I sound like a machine gun duck or like whatever, and so I would just like red joke pitches from my mom,
Oh, that's a shrewd and those now really well, and I didn't like when she was unstated mean shoes like oh yeah, that happens to me. You know are then she's like man when I got
I totally thought I was gonna die in everything like it was so funny. I'm ominous inheritable is God man, it's done now. You're gonna happen to research. That will really thank you. So much for coming
and the shell and that for the next short work is going to be. What is the timber? Thirty that it's the same day, the premier of Dexter, I believe, Ex everywhere september- thirty at yet so to be that weekend, yeah to me that we can ok,
we'll thank you so much thinking. There's four happened to see you in a relatively shaded. Absolutely I love you. I love it another package regarding just make Amazon. You know about it. They are part of it. May reverted. Burthen Clarice package by Jonah takes his normal chair again with a shitty. Fuckin stand
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we got a little TED's for a minute. Georgians airbag Larry now is just empty donor. Fine, like you,
I guess I get angry quick. These do it's because you quit your job, so you're, honest,
few can I can I get it. I had been before it's been for months now. Can I tell you tat already trying to find a fair and finally thing, for you know it's. I
and that I have had a little bit of a tense short fuse lately, and I think it's you know. Sometimes it's just
If you're working a lot and you're over wound and you're, not taking any tat, you have written those you have lack asleep. Then it's easy to go from, like hey guys, what's going on what the fuck is that like in it like it? Just because you need to
I take it from me. You need to rest a little bit and relax and could surprise and and because you're leaving this you know what was what was I to secure a job, it still little stressful
yeah, it's hard. It's not easy to its uneasy to just quit a job to go, pursue still.
That you really really want to do things because they turn turning still think it. Now. You don't clock, you know it. Doesn't it it's all the leading up to turning the wit when, when the
just shift after you do or die caving guy. I really writing my short views.
By activating it often
no, it hasn't been I'd like it's been really like. It's been like a while now, and I would just like I like I react negatively first towards things or or I let things that like would be like us about like destroy my day and a half year. It's under stress
your stress, dear you're, your stress, you know, there's a lot there's a lot that it is not in your conscious mind that still affects you, like shit, is bubbles under the surface and that you can adjust most than time. You ve might played out me like ass, not a big deal, but it's just like you know of California.
Thing, it does just stay in there and then the anxiety comes. You saw like like a thing that happened because like either there are like our fuck. I can't make the Jim I'm gonna. Have a pumpkin latte now read like that, like reactors is like fuck, it fuck. It is pocket
not only are gonna miss the gym. You're gonna drinks live thing. You know it's gonna make. You feel bad about yourself vacuum, because I think it's it's. You know that sort of a control, as you like, walked back I'll fuckin shit,
You whom I yelling at you know what I mean I can edit and it really it's just your just trying year you're just trying to make yourself in various Eu Jonah seasonal drink
I know that my love for Moldova at all. It's not about the pumpkin learnt AIDS and other vector Chris, but isn't it about the pumpkin when it is well known that the reason he's gonna feel bad about? It is because he's made a deal with him.
Doesnt, there's nothing wrong with our lot. You ready to exclaim is their audiences, exactly what you're talking about. I assume we're all fucked up like John, and I are all I just Maltese, I better data pizza. You know like it's that sort of thing where you just go well, fuck it I might as well
I'll fuckin riotous entity around US style of Tudor there from a donor chap which one, oh dont, there well mega shit, but we find it anywhere his Criss cross reference. Everything is ever also listen. Here's use everything. We have to understand that their. I think, like you said there, things that are not in your conscious mind that still affect your emotional state and when you
through a lot of changes, you subconsciously, feel very change. You you something on changes. Yeah cages, I don't know of the lira through
all the time,
man. That's different and then I think times I wasn't
side, and that means that I'm a zalzal man than I then, if I get her back time, keeps Lebanon slipping into the future.
I gotta get back in time. Then the deck dimity did ever go. We're just River Word association to like just John Rosa so anyway, but I think because things might not be consciously apparent to you when you feel like it,
going through those moments in your life. You can really get manner. I figured. What I find is helpful to do is take a step back and look at the landscape of your life and see. What's going on, you just got engaged you're, leaving your job you're, trying to lose weight and your started an exercise regime. You have undertaken a lot of things that are really the biggest things that you know what barring tragedy, the biggest life changes that human beings in our culture.
Go with near job relationship, self image and your fucking, taking all that on at once. I don't we
Do that, then you start going. Oh, maybe I shouldn't assess my life. What I'm under these conditions, because what's bubbling underneath, is this sort of like uneasy uncertainty?
because you're going through a lot of changes and ultimately it will all be fine and you'll get through it. All and you'll be happy, and you know it's all, ok, but we as your in that process, I think that's just a lot of that.
Like uneasy and unstable stuff. The arrogant out at me, like an owner stuff, happened right like I started in wrath head and then I decided to propose, and then David Grossman demographic.
We're outta there.
Yeah then and then like like right after proposals like I'm gonna tell my boss is I'm leaving yet I think that's what it is now. I guess I'll coincides with that. I mean maybe a date in August,
happening in eighteen. Thirty of you think that two, while that is another thing to dine with the Inter you'd, think you're. Finally, I think you're, the one projector
not ready, Jonah you're, not thirty it. Now you go to your one year ago, I'm guy get ten months and months, but like you're, you're great you dont good well, for
but the thing is that in a line of earning thirty at all, yet, and also like people put a lot of stuff on thirty because of like the idea of it from
twenty thirty years ago. That was our parents thing, my dad dad at thirty and thirty day. Why would he do to deliver? Well, he doesn't remember most of it because he drank through his entire authorities. We talked about the progress, the key just fuck
You know in his mind my dad's mine in nineteen o. He turned thirty in seventy one. He d, actually my dad's thirty years older than I am so he just it it just kind of tweaked his brain, and I think in the in those days, thirty with silver, like Don Draper, thirty of Y, know you're a fucking mind
now we have these glorious extended. Adolescence is especially relevant in the city that we live in and being in this in areas. It is what a great city, what Italian and you get to be a kid now I mean it's not a fine city, they get older in. That's what I'm thinking! No like it's like you. You got plenty of time,
Listen if you ever gonna feel better about about your age. Just hang out with someone fifteen years older, that's the fifteen years old remark, because it when you see that their ok, it's not a big deal that
fifteen years older than you are you kind of your better aside like talking like you know, I'll, take the identical, sometimes, unlike here in him like just gonna, have the same kind of it all.
Irritations that any of us would I go out. Just doesn't it I'll just now, she's, that's the way it I dont get so freaked out about what
coming down the pipe that you don't appreciate that your your age now, because
you're being twenty nine. Now your wish,
we're twenty nine when you were like sixty in your like. What's wrong with wanting to know my vote just enjoying my dad said that once when I was like when you turn sixty years like, how has it feel to be sixty you know is he's a you know what I was cardigans
but then I realized, I realized something when I was turning thirty as I ah I wish I was in my twenty yeah. It's I want us during forty men, if only I was still my thoughts
Is there any setting any finally realise these? I? Why don't I just like that can have fun like when I close it not have other just appreciate I'll, tell you what makes me feel. Ok is it my dad turn seventy one this year and he's great attacks entity
I'll, send emails yet, and my dad is great. Like he's happy he's, fucking energetic is hanging out of them,
Some are all the time he still has fine like he doesn't there's. No, I think whatever we build up
idea and our heads of like, oh, my god when you're seventy one it's over, it is
not over for him, and so it just that's very comforting, and yes, my dad it's so funny. So many things happen. My relationship with my dad, the patent doing the progress of my dad was probably the one of the single most significant experiences that I've ever had with him, and I just thought it would be a fine thing because he's a cool guy there, but it
totally I think I've talked about the sun. Pete's podcast, I didn't mean it weird, but it totally changed our relationship and he like it, we buy
did so hard and afterwards
lately he's been like because he saw a foot phony like I'm gonna get a. I want to get one of those smartphone, so I can t would never text
for he wouldn t mail. He was one of these guys. It was like if you want to communicate with. We pick up the phone, so I set up an email address forum and ice accede. I pull avatar.
An old picture him from when he was boiling in, and I condemn the password and he fucking sent me an email yesterday it was the perfect email, all caps, and it just said that this is going to take a lot of time in patients. Not to of mice.
Suits and then he turned and I wrote, bangers oily Thuggery Bailey. It's like I was like. If your dog started talking, we like hey, can you go and pick up some some food holy fuck you're gonna like that, is what is it with dads and caps lock us off? They define caps lock. I know
seems like they can't find their way around a keyboard would cast like is something they today. I design. They know how I learned to type, but I caps lock is how I capitalize letters. It's very strange Marilla, you don't shift of ship. You caps lock even to make, as it really is just hitting a button but you're hitting it twice as opposed to releasing it.
But but my dad and in the second email he wrote back, he was like. I know.
You no great Larry King Interview, and then he put a fuckin smiley about, cannot think. Where did you learn to do why we oughta? Maybe it's just like you know you can sometimes were you the computers that will set up or you can just click on it?
No, I didn't, I think my stepmom probably told them probably was working with them.
That alone. I sailed with Madame drawing up plans at night like we hit colon
like a graphic paper, like giant grab a paper out. If we ve got a zero this all these failed attempts at about who's got. The frowning would like
it's almost there. I just don't know how to make. It seem happy, wait a minute, there's another.
Rent is no easy on the shoulder and then turns the paper that day
love to imagine that that's probably would have a southerner, and then I got a text for my dad today to not he's not a text or I gotta closeted thought her that I it's that's not far off the ground.
Well, my dear, I will comment on my Facebook through my mom's Facebook account like they have, as they have a joint email one phone and my mom has Facebook. So my dad uses anxious and highlight voice like a comment us of looking good copyright like just like. I say what it is, and I just want you to get your own get your own.
I think they're. Well, it's deliverable. It is pretty adorable and so now he's now. I can actually email and stuff and the links and picture
and I ve never doing that before the year is a good way for parents to keep in touch with their kids. It is it really will now if you like,
The whole world is opened up to him, so I'm gonna start getting all these calls. Like did you know you could buy? Yes, yes, I know, did you know
yes, remember that they remain like you. Are you out of a job
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now there's a new open, which I think is beautiful, ok good, so they really violates are given prayer off the open
the show is enough and over the last three months really good. Looking open, the music is the worst.
I've ever heard in my life, it's like you're, just about you'd like you're, going to start
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I think, that's cool it if its damages all its grey. I mean that's rare, but it was a really good show and took my girlfriend Kiki along with me, and she only falsehood twice. So I think that at all yet was it seems impossible, it's not impossible not to where we were sitting rigour where budget. What is it with you,
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aged crowd, of LOS Angeles that you see the is middle aged crowded you're like I could be. Twenty murder was those friends episode of the OECD, Matthews Ban, putting above
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waves that, like I like the way he fell Barbara Matera. I like him a lot. Actually, I met him at empty music gourds one year and he was fucking. Awesome Havana, difficult work, there's a good place,
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