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#1018 - Alonzo Bodden

2017-10-03 | 🔗
Alonzo Bodden is a stand up comedian and winner of Last Comic Standing Season 3. He also hosts his own podcast called “Who’s Paying Attention” available on iTunes
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up till i'm great their somber times these are the weirdest fucking comes over our ip to tom petty i guess we have to say that too obviously it's it's a ridiculous time and like everyone's been saying again you i mean it's like here we go again another hill again another mass shooting and the i think the most disturbing graphic to maine was the score card like they showed like guy got fifty eight and then the guy in orlando got got what forty and and because it's like ok you just encourage the next psycho right try to set the record you know what i mean like it like it shouldn't be there has to be another way to say it without giving publicity to he killed more than anybody else now you know well what is listening in the future this is taking place we're recording this on tuesday the massacre happened in las vegas on sunday so
just a couple days ago and uh we're just going over all the details of it i'm reading online here killed fifty nine people injured five hundred and twenty seven which is just fucking completely insane i mean five hundred and twenty seven people shot is that right or is that like does that count people trampled i think it includes people trampled an injured otherwise but there were a hell of a lot of people shot i mean he opened up with automatic weapons into a crowd of thousands of people to wear probably you know did any bullet hit the ground like there were so many people the this thing that every bullet probably hit somebody yeah you know probably or more than one person to pen i don't know the the power of the ballistics of the weapon but oh yeah you know it definitely like bullets could have went through one guy into the next one hundred percent so i'm sure they did one hundred percent um this guy first of all
you know everybody's this becomes a big gun control argument which it should be right but one thing that we got really taken considerations he had a legal guns guns were illegal i think for twenty five years so this isn't in i don't know how much of this could have been helped by making it more illegal yeah you know that's always a debate first the first problem is what was going on yesterday when they say this is not the time to talk about guns courses and it did yeah of course it's the exact time to talk about guns and ammo and i'm not a gun guy in a sense that i'm not a gun owner but i get it with guys who the guns always compare it to my love of cars and bikes or you know anything mechanical or whatever i understand it but the people most of the people i talk to who love guns don't have a problem with like registration certainly don't have a problem with education right and and what i call common sense
gun ownership in it there's some guns that i get it you there is some guns that and again i'm not speaking with any expertise but from the lehman point of view it's like why do you need this semi automatic military style weapon in in you know you don't tell me you have it for hunting or any like if there's a reason you want to collect it just like if there's a reason you want to own a race car right and somebody says why do you need a card it does two hundred miles an hour well you may the reason you want that race car but you don't use it on the street you can't take it you know onto the streets and the and i think that should be that there should be some kind of rule with that kind of weapon that if it has a thing it doesn't matter if his rule this got there were plenty of rules yeah that guy violated all the rules the debt i do but i'm just talking about the general attitude toward sales just did it you can walk into a store and buy these weapons
should somehow be more difficult you know this is my opinion right but i think it should be more difficult to buy a weapon of that type yeah well these are all illegal weapons this guide this guy shot converted a little fully automatic and automatic to legal everywhere right here's it's up about this guy this guy didn't have a criminal record he had no army training no religious pull philly affiliations no one has any idea what his motives were he was wealthy he's a big time high which is how we got this giant suite in vegas i'm it is bizarre did you see his brother get interviewed yeah yeah in any well it's that's the worst thing about this that's the thing about this kind of insanity right there is usually no outward like that like how many people are like this country that we don't know about yeah you know what i mean that have particularly if you're wealthy if you're wealthy it's so much easier to hide it right because you may have a big
you may have a compound you may have a you know a camp a place you camping in the woods it's actually stocked with it you know a hundred weapons or something like that i mean the randomness of this to me that is the biggest horror the worst thing about this to me is just the idea like you went to a concert right like that so you did you went to a concert in vegas and you're never coming home families destroyed everything i mean and that is utter randomness of it that you can't control well that's what's terrifying about it this which is the strange to me the definition of terrorist nobody's called this guy terrorist like what do you have to be like political or religious to be a terrorist like how the fuck how is this guy not a terrorist this is definitely terror this is definitely terra because you know why it's terra because now are you going to go
a big event in vegas are you going to go to a big outdoor con you know big concerts in front of sees these towers right and if someone could do something like this in the in the polls you know to have those giant edm party at the pools all summer there are literally surrounded by the tower of whatever hotel you rent so next so that's why it's terror because now you have to be a free need to do that well not only that like this now they're going to have some sort of meaning when you go into hotels which by the way why the fuck didn't have them already how i've always thought this like the airports are so stringent when you go to the airports they check your dick clearly will pack your dick if you hit a random you know bing i'm sorry sir had to check your dick your random and they literally put the back of their hand which is really odd to me that it's ok to touch
take me to smoothie yeah they might have had him grabbing in some guy was just like i'm not grabbing a hard dick yeah exactly you know it was damn they got the other guy like i'm not getting my dick hard but some guy who's looking for a weapon it's just weird that they can do that but if you go through the airport right like airports we've decided are places where terror exists right so you have like like i have tsa pre yeah i mean i have i'm aware of global entry you know that i have clear yeah you could do clears the best clears the best wearing worse yeah you know where it work when they would have it yeah you just put your fingers down bam it's got a picture of you go right through it takes two seconds right yeah but that's just to play
i swear we've decided you have terror right and now are we going to decide that you have terror everywhere no i don't so i mean for one thing i'm not buying into the hotel argument like there's a bigger issue here then the hotel and and the issue is the weapons and what can we do about the proliferation proliferation of weapons proliferation proliferation of weapons yes sorry about that in general you start a where do you know i'm too deep into this word i got too deep into a word now there's no backing out all the damn weapon no but but that's the issue the thing about hotels though and this being united states deprived the issue is huge right your hotel room is basically your home away from home when do you get what are the privacy rules of checking what you bring into a hotel what's in your hotel room remote remember the stop light cameras right yes and
they got sued and people got in trouble because they got that picture taken and the wrong person was in their car right though it did that chick wasn't his wife is that what yeah or this guy wasn't his husband one guy sued because he the picture was taking the woman wasn't his wife they send the ticket to your house right he got into a yeah exactly and he one suit in the sense that you're a level of privacy that's expected in your car be there do you understand why it's illegal though 'cause it's a third party it's not leaving the government right they they performed it off right they say you have some other company that sending you a taken charge you money right well and everybody was like well what do you guys are having your hiring people to do this yeah the commissioning at a place to write tickets was what we had to do they had to re aim the cameras to only hit the license plate but
that's not true because i got on the other day you got yeah yes do you have a semi picture me is my own well it's not pulling out a little cocky try to go right in a flash of me but but the point being in your hotel room like this in expectation of privacy and where that line drawn the other well you're to be drawn in vegas because people get freaking in vegas yeah right the other big difference and tell ya vegas story about that does great i heard but the other big differences you're on an airplane you're trapped in that airplane when in a hotel like you can run you know i mean uses or run down the stairs you can you really now and you and you come paired to being in an airplane but i don't think it's a valid comparison honestly i mean it seems like you're still in a box you know that you're in a confined space but i think it's easier to escape now the thing about about vegas
guy told me who is a security guy he said the thing about the cameras is you that you see who's with who and that there was one particular guy they kept see it but he he kept bringing transgender hookers to his room and like they knew who he was he was like a famous guy and they were like yeah we could we could destroy this guy if we want it you know we could we got 'cause they got cameras we were in vegas right they know who's coming upstairs to your room they know what room they're going to in like super obvious transgender ones like yeah like the giant football player do eighteen feet guys build you dresses on so you know so i had to give up at hobby no computer connection that's the only thing from his podcast that's going to go out viral we knew it well here's another thing that is a giant issue is that haven't heard discussed at all mental health this is really what this is all about this is not i mean this is a gun issue in the sense that
used guns but then is it truck issue in nice france where that guy just drove into those people i mean it is it uh i mean there's a ton of different ways to kill people and i'm sure we're going to see more of these fuckedup ways in the future but the issue is a mental health issue now this guys dad was a psychopath he was a serial bank robber he spent eight years in the because most wanted list the here's a question right like is that genetic why does that transfer over like how does that work it could be genetic or it could be that psychological thing of i want to outdo my dad this guy could be i mean no this guys a millionaire right and so on like so he he's obvious we are high achiever but he could have that all i'm not kidding you could have that whole where he always wanted to do something bigger than his
or he wanted some approval you know what i mean some weird kind of approval thing yeah i guess that's just speculation remy who yeah i mean you could speculate you know a bunch mental health issue just health issue in this country that that's a show unto itself right we don't we don't take care of ourselves we don't there people we don't provide for the mental help the mental health problem you look downtown in any city in america mmhm wandering the streets homeless you that skip to and all kinds of people and you know god forbid they got weapons you know who knows like you talk about the other ways i'm sure there are attacks that we just don't hear about you know where some guy goes nuts with a knife or a can bottle or whatever else mean that's one of the big things that happens in places that have stricter gun control in the argument would be that hey you know that's safer for the people easier to handle there's more
you can do some guy with a machine gun gunning down all these people but again scroll is not really going to help this guy was using illegal guns i mean the issue at this point is that there's so many guns out there like even if you made guns legal are going to sweep are we going to go house to house and if we do so you can go house to house man people going to resist that as for every one of these psychopaths that winds up shooting people and and getting someone down what going to genuine normal people that want a gun to protect their family yeah i live sketchy neighborhood and then suddenly man comes along and says well now it's illegal for you to possess that gun well then who has gone well i've see i think the solution in between and i think this is another one where we get you know the problem we have and i to say when it started when you have the two sides and it's either or so it's either
you know no gun regulations or or fart any gun regulations and i think the solution somewhere in between in my opinion it's always been like why can't we treat him like cars like when you buy a car you i just did a car right so the government knows like joe knows joe has this car right and then when you have to have insurance in case something goes wrong with the car and you hurt somebody and then sell the car to me you tell a hey i just sold the car to alonzo i'm no longer liable for this car alonso's liable for this car i've always thought that would be the level of common sense gun registration well here's another one that goes along with that with guns you don't really have to know how to use them this is where it really clicked up things about unfortunately if you drive a car you have to take tests you have to pass you have to understand the registration the rules rather mean you have to you have to go
and the guy has a sit next to you right to go through a driver's test and i don't see why we can't do that with guns you should absolutely have to go to a range and show you know like the safety of using a gun and and how to shoot it yeah you know i don't i don't see why we can't do that and even if your family teaches you right they say like in a lot of places you grow up with guns and it's a kid your dad teaches you well if your dad teaches you to drive you still have to go to dmv and take the test so it's like your dad your mom whoever your uncle could teach you to shoot but you still there should be some some level of testing to to get an idea 'cause we have you know just a couple of weeks where you have a four year old in florida who was looking in their grandmother's purse for candy and shot themselves and it's like that emma day days a safety issue with the gun like you don't tell the kid to go get some can
when you know you have a gun i think there's an at number like twenty one people a year are killed in this country by armed toddlers yeah yeah i believe it i think believe it find out what the number is i think it's twenty one people were shot to death by baby get any the other thing is that you brought it up like how okay if we didn't have guns a b killing you know with knives or clubs a set like just a bad idea that that we have to have that discussion like what what what open at a mass killer is going to use that in itself is insane crazy just just a fact like yeah we're going to have these mass killers we gotta have them working with different weapons i don't i don't know ornaments help i'm i'm not even going to pretend to have the expertise to talk about what it is but it's an issue that we don't spend money on it's an issue not covered by a lot of insurance a lot of insurance doesn't cover any kind of mental health
in the is it the here's the thing even if it does cover mean the giant percentage of the people that commit these giant mass shootings are either on the psychoactive medication or are really having withdrawals from psychoactive medication so even if your insurance covers it even if you're medicated by a doctor the there's like there's a disassociative quality apparently with a lot of these antidepressants and antipsychotic medications that people take that with the right nation of biology circumstances genetics whatever it is people just can snap and then you have an issue i mean how what are the number the people that are on that stuff a giant number what are the numbers of people that actually wind up and go and do shootings much much much much much smaller number but it's enough that it opens once a year like orlando last year and this year in vegas i mean what the when i got again we don't know why this guy do this we have no idea if he was on anything but what the is it we
to do stop this stuff from happening well i mean i'm sure there are scientists who study it and all but i can't imagine people can you can predict it who shot by toddlers on a weekly basis this year jesus christ how many cobblers killed themselves eight more injured themselves ten injured other people two killed other people that were in twenty fifteen last year but toddlers have killed at least shot at least twenty three people this year jesus fucking christ only sixteen so five months oh my god ok so we can't we cannot match that would no argument of toddler drivers having run over people well irresponsible gun owners that is and and again that gets back to what you're saying the education like learn to own a gun safely to keep it somewhere where top there's not going to get to it
everything everything dangerous safely you know everything and isn't it funny how you know we do kid proof a house like like the last big things that go into the electrical sockets and then the poison in this and that what about the gun at throwing the candy drawer this hello kids never gonna look there yeah i mean there there is a lot of response but now i don't mean to laugh but i mean i'm laughing at the ridiculous of them that is true and i think the vast majority of gun owners are are responsible you know it is another group that's painted with a broad brush right that the few gun nuts crazy what the they paint every nra member is being one of them and that isn't true you know like i said i know i know people people who like guns and they're not that but the people who are not that have to accept the fact that there is a population
that is that you know what i mean yeah you can't say that they don't exist because they do exist so yeah i up a big part of this i think like any other issue joe we gotta start telling each other that truth you know i mean a about about these issues like we everyone as their their site i try to try but and they refuse to believe any truth you know any any negative truth about their team or you know what i mean like like like to say like we were saying like gun owners ok so there's responsible gun owners and then as a few gun blob just use the term gun nuts and a responsible gun owners have to accept the fact that there is some gun nuts right with the police the vast majority of police are good but the good police have to say yeah there are some bad cops too you know what i mean like like within any with any any try we're comics we know there are some bad comics
so if you know it but i'm gonna put it out there i heard of a few but until we until we do that we can never have a real discussion right 'cause everybody just suddenly because the wagons around there heard in like no no no not right now it's like yeah no we're not seeing all of you are are bad right but let's admit within your group there is bad so we can work on that yeah i've seen some tweets from some a and r a supporters the last day and a half that are just stunned me where it just shut the up right it's really realize what where the state of all this is right now and shut the fa cup the wait is a video that's going around that somebody's put up about me talk about control is not a recent video i don't know when it's from but people are putting it up now he me the gun control argument it would be very insensitive
for me to do that and to put that up right now and i didn't it had nothing to do with i don't know when it was of underneath the thing was for a year or so ago but but the idea of that these people these nra supporters would go and tweet these pro gun messages right and get crazy with the now is exactly you're saying they're digging their heels and they're supporting their team yeah and and as many people have been saying and and it is a sad truth look if we didn't wake up after sandy hook then you know if if if when twenty moves at twenty one kids were shot yeah and people and i did it happened who oh that didn't even happen in all that you know what i mean people are calling this a false floor right so so if that didn't wake us up yeah then you know fifty eight people at a music concert i hate
say it but it's like it's not going to wake us up you know i have a thing but i mean it is a waking sup mean you know i mean wake us up to the point of take some action what's happening president alonso what would you do the the well it to start with we have to have the conversation we have to have a conversation about their dislike we test talk about there is this is a necessary we it is necessary to change our gun laws or gun laws to lax that's the first thing then what we need to do we need to come up with a system just like we have with cars or anything else dangerous where you have to be trained use it you have to register whatever it is with the government and you have to liability insurance and that that information transfers like the big loophole is gun shows right when you go to the gun show and you could just sell a gun to another person you can do that with the case yeah and a lot of states that still the case you can do that
with the car right i can sell you my car through craigslist but i'm still going to go put in that liability thing otherwise i'm liable for what you do with the car like i protect myself by reporting it even though i sold it to you party to party yeah so so if i'm in charge we're going to add those things were going to get get a handle on these guns were going to get start tracking how many they are where they are wait we're going to collect them i think it was australia and some other places that had those things were looked australia if you own an illegal weapon like a fully automatic weapon or whatever makes it illegal you can turn it in maybe there's payment or maybe it's just no questions asked just turn it in and will will destroy it well what happened in australia they had a mass shooting and they put their foot down and they said no more right or should we just and am altogether total ban them you could still use a rifle to hunt but uhm
the the way we have this sort of fast in this part of it is that the very few countries in the world that have this kind of fast and loose gun policy i think yeah we still have the wild west mentality freedom mentality which bill o'reilly did afucking had a post today where he's talking about that this is the cost of freedom freedom yeah cube fuckin' ben phrase no it's not it's not the old dick head and i give you an example joe like i grew up in new york city like guns have been illegal in new york city for a long time now there are guns in new york city but now it is many as people think you know because what happens is when you make it eagle and the average person they don't go out of their way to get a gun there right now i'm not i'm not going to have on your criminal is going to have guns yes criminals are always going to have guns but you know the thing about the good guys shoe the bad guy it doesn't happen that often and my personal belief on this is because in that moment it takes a lot to shoot somebody
just happened the other day they just have of day and if you happen to was an active shooter somewhere that was taken out by a good i gun owner it can happen you're right it doesn't happen everywhere all the time but it can happen in a lot of people get their guns stolen or taken away because in that moment they can't use it sure and the criminal he ain't got nothing to he's already criminal you know it was also probably used to violence yeah lot of people are is the violence is a lot of soft people out there that just they don't know what to do if the hits the fan in any way shape or form i just don't know how to handle pressure yeah and and it's you know that happens in an eight so they buy a gun to protect themselves but in no way equipped to use it yeah yeah well there's a lot of that they're hoping that they can use it or scare people off or something like that but most likely yeah they're not going to be able to do it but you know then there's people that say well that's them i want the option because
i will be able to figure it out you know because i'm not a pussy or i'm not there's a legal way to get one you know you do what it takes two and you register it and again most gun owners that i know and i may be wrong because it's not like i'm deep in the gun culture so i'm not speaking with that expertise i'm just talking about of the people i know who have guns were in guns and shooting i only have one friend who's like don't want to register his guns or anything like that most of 'em i know there fine with having their guns is the one friends argument uh i couldn't even i honestly could i love him i love him when it comes to guns he's got a little he's got some of that paranoia he's got some of that the government's out to get me and and you know his thing with them we were talking about and i know it the wrong term but it said the common term assault weapons assault type weapons right and he said like yeah well what if there's a home invasion that's what they use and now it's like a nobody
invading your bro cast home you may want to get you can see i mean you got you got you know you had average american with a two bedroom in the suburbs and nobody invading your schitt safe if crack you might want to worry you might have some cash around the house even if you are good marijuana distributed it be a bunch of cash you're not allowed to put in the bank but you and nobody invading your house you know yeah everybody wants to be john wick yeah yeah fucking take out a whole crew of people breaking in your house flipping people over there are cases done weeks bad as i love john love john wick my all time favorite nobody should my round talking about john wick when you meet john wick your shift is over earth keanu reeves best role oh man that's the matrix that seem when it when the the gangster called john leguizamo in his like did you hit my son yeah why he stole john
which car and killed his dog thank you yeah that's a great movie both of them are great i enjoyed the second one too that just silly preposterous unrealistic but awesome right and if you like that sort of john type violence yeah just off the charts ridiculous gun violence but it's cartoonish ends and comic book like right it's not real anya and key and plays it you know he he's so good at it like he plays it perfectly but just like just like an the other movie the bad guys can't shoot right right there's twenty five guys shooting at him one of them might wing him right wing created a shoulder it was delayed shot a shoulder a little bit yeah i don't you know i don't know what the argument is for not eastern guns that makes sense 'cause i mean unless you just want a world where everybody just packing like there's uh states where you
have concealed and even open carry that you're just allowed how to have a gun on your hip and just walk everywhere or they had the test but it's like like it used to be here with traffic school where you just pay the guy and he gives you the they forget that you went or like they do these tests for carrying concealed but it's you can do it online you know it's crazy it's so it's well eagan do in texas you could do your hunting safety certificate online there's a couple places we do most places you have to go and for hundreds of safety certificate you have to sit down through i think it's eight hours of class and go through all this stuff then you have to take a test and you have to understand things you have to know it does it transfer from one state to the other like in other words here appear license to hunt in texas that's good for some other states
the hunter safety certificate in texas it's it's good i think in almost every state but i mean that's a that's a good thing the good thing to be to have to have some knowledge of you know what safety and it's it's called a hunter safety thing is not even about knowing how to hunt it's just about knowing how to get shot or shoot yourself or shoot someone else and how a gun works and how all various weapons bows and arrows crossbows and stuff for he'd have to do anything to get a gun now i mean if you just had to go through an eight hour course to get a gun how many less people would have guns and she had to pass an eight hour course to legally have a gun how many fewer people would have gotten it would probably be like thirty percent of the people that have guns now and also you know they saying it's the wrong kind of politicize it and what yeah it is it's time for a politician to stand up to the nra it's not politicize because every politician is afraid to say we need to register all the guns 'cause the nra is going to attack you know there
whole lobby machine but it's going to take a politician balls would say hey wait a minute i can get as many people following me like in uh which challenge the nra and get as many people backing as the nra has the best way to do it for these people to not say shit when they don't they share it then they don't get the inner right at the time they were frayed there afraid right now to politicians who know better who absolute you know better who know that our current situation is ridiculous in our system is broken in the gun laws none of them will stand up and say yeah now except the ones that the nra already hates right bernie sanders yeah yeah i mean again it's the team thing right yeah yeah they are supporting the left there supporting the right
everybody meets the middle in the l each other yeah and and this is you know this is not a left right it this is jessica to another one of those common sense issues what we don't have common sense like i i joke sometimes on stage i'm going to canada next week i'm doing a tour and i have had this joke like can you explain it to a canadian like that should be the test for what seemed can you explain it to a canadian i was doing it regarding healthcare like try to explain to a canadian why we've demonized healthcare why we gonna shut down help you and you do you meaning that there anti obamacare so rather than look for a compromise or fix the system just shut it down because it's called obamacare right like just the anger at the name you lead like that famous night that kimmel did where it was like are you against obamacare i hate obamacare what about the affordable care act oh i like that it's the same exact
yeah and he did a man on the street and that's what you know so many people were and that's what i mean my demonized you attach this name to it so people just are anti just based on that without looking at any rather than saying okay like maybe this part like the no pre existing is part of the health care plan that's a good idea so we're going to keep that but maybe that the cost of this is a bad idea so we're going to change that you know what i mean and working to fix it the gun issue the same way there's certain freedoms that standing you you know the right to bear arms and so on and and it was written in a completely different time you know so we need to update that right taking into account everything that we deal with today well one step at a time if you're going to talk about the affordable care act if you're going to about health care at all you got to talk about what are the real issues like what are the root causes of diseases in a big part root causes disease or how people eat and it's cold yeah i mean people eat poorly
and they consume a lot of refined carbohydrates in a lot of processed sugars and they other their as feel bull there drinking every day in the smoking cigarettes like man if you want to those choices with your life you are going to get diseases there's just it's almost in extra right then you and then you start battling the corporations and you know best food and stuff like that because you know why is it so much cheaper to eat but poorly but just think of more that's because it's cheaper to produce but what think of out the the the actual physical numbers of people that die every year from heart disease all absolutely it's far as soon because you know look at the amount of of of fast food we consume yeah and it's it's like fast food is an evil this time when you you know you on a run and you want to grab a burger you want to grab a prize or was not good your whole diet okay but right but it can't be the only thing you eat yeah all the time
you saw super size me right yeah yeah i mean it ain't good no it's not good to eat just constant right now you can't eat that much salt in greece all the time and not have you know thing you do there's a penalty for salsa well but in excess yeah it's all bullshit it's the whole thing then about salt being mad four insult raising high blood pressure and all that stuff that was kind of concocted by one doctor and ran but there's really very little evidence about that i don't know i'm black jody told us not to eat so now they tell you not to eat fatty foods either but meanwhile it's it's refined carbohydrates or the real issue fairly this sugar an everything is in sugar and we are addicted we are sugar addicts sugar corn syrup i mean and then there's also also like the all the studies and talk to you about red meat but when look at the studies about red mean you look at the criticisms of studies like people that eat red meat get more cancer well the real criticism of those studies is what are you eating with the red meat
because are you eating like lean like grass fed bison with like asparagus and broccoli i bet you're pretty healthy if you're doing that the real issues are you eating burgers they don't differentiate we need talk about people that eat red meat five times a week in the correlation between cancer they literally not even taking into consideration what they eat with that red meat other eating with white bread are they eat sugary soda this again joe this is what we're talking about the same thing because it's like the common sense argument is illuminated common sense arguments quiet so you have the the yelling arguments of of you know the meat lobby at student whoever whoever whoever's the ant meet people and so you know what i mean in the common sense is in between like you said there's healthy ways to eat meat
or maybe you don't need it every with every meal or not every day you mix it up or something like that not me but but meat is something that human beings have eaten forever but i really healthy ways to eat many carbohydrates sugars say healthy ways to eat i mean what you're saying what do you eat around it how is it prepared right and so one that that can make it back can be the difference between healthy and unhealthy you know chicken you know is is supposed to be good for about but you know fried chicken deep fried chicken it's been sitting in the grease for yes the number of hours waiting for you to that it gives us confidence lauer right exactly is not you know that is not healthy way to eat chicken delicious resized me two you'll never look at chick in the same way again he's doing this here's the dell ruin chicken food have an issue with him though he did a show where he was uhm he did like thirty days is that was the name of the show and one of the things that you
is on hormone replacement surgery or hormone replacement like testosterone this things along those lines but i know for a fact that the producers tried to go to legitimate doctors and the doctors turned them down 'cause they said this is not how you do it you don't do anything like over thirty days will hold on a second so what he did for that show he went to a quack his quack shot him up testosterone not him the guy on the show that he uses a study case and they show this guy up with testosterone the guy started getting aggressive and yelling at his kids and his wife was like i like you chubby i'm chubby will hopefully have a chubby family in like this is the dumbest example of the science behind manipulating your hormones could the way you're supposed to do his first address your diet number one you take diet into consideration like what are you eating you getting these gigantic insulin spikes all day like your hormone levels are completely dependent upon what kind of food you consume so they what they would
in a in a healthy doctor the doctor that i was using this on says name but he what it what he would do is for like the first couple months the first thing you would do is change your diet the first thing you would do is don't eat late at night the first thing you would do is eat healthy food and they would literally check your blood nutrition levels and say well you you're low on niacin you're low on vitamin d low on vitamin b you going to add these let's see your hormone levels like then look we have this big spike now we have a healthy baseline now we've done this for four months now we know where you're at and what you need in this they didn't do that they shot him up with some so that guy in the show i i i you fat problems with them ever since and i'm like why would you like that since journalism that's bullshit like what you've done is you put together a show where you've had a terrible representation of something that millions of people engage in hormone replacement well even in super
's main even if you ate at mcdonald's you wouldn't eat as much as he did right you wouldn't super every meal and but that was the deal though he said if they offered him super size right he was going to say what they always do yeah they they always offered up you know up size you yeah but then i've heard people also say they've done the same thing they've done that super size me diane tried for thirty days and have nearly the negative responses they thought that the the they might a sensationalized as well they probably did i mean it's tv right since a little life in adults and yeah and it's also you know you talk about hormones and things like that different people react to things different ways you know a deb their bodies some people's by an and you know it drive you crazy right that person you know that each junk food all the time but has this crazy metabolism and they know gain weight twinkie diet
ups nutrition professor lose twenty seven pounds that there you go yeah so what is the pull pull this up he did it just to prove that calories in calories out thing but here it does a cabbie out in this to the it doesn't have any hello my own stuff go there who is here from the top for ten weeks mark how professor of nutrition at kansas state university eight one of these sugary cake it's every three hours instead of meals to add variety to his steady stream of hostess and little debbie snacks how much doritos chips sugary cereal and orioles those two his premise that in weight loss pure calorie counting is what matters most not the nutritional value of the food the premise held up on this the store died he said twenty seven pounds in two months but here's the thing what is his body fat like what's his body composition stop squat go back you see like he shed twenty seven pounds in two months that doesn't mean anything they give you lost all of your my
muscle and gain fat and you lost i mean you gotta understand like if you're not taking any protein your body's i can build able maintain muscle mass now if your body is not going to maintain muscle mass you're going to have less see his body fat mass in it went from twenty eight point eight considered overweight to twenty four point nine which is normally now weighs one hundred and seventy four pounds his bag stroll ldl dropped twenty percent is good cholesterol hdl increase by twenty percent he reduce the level triglycerides which are form of fat by thirty nine percent that's where the head scratching comes from hobbs says what does that mean does that mean i'm healthier doesn't mean how we define health from biological standpoint that were missing something despite his temporary success he does not remember it landed in that look two thirds with colin take re battle yeah he also oh wait a minute he also took a multi
weather in pill and drink a protein shake daily any eight vegetables typically a can of can of green beans or three or four celery stalks alright well that's that's stupid study right then he's yeah he's replacing some unitrans item and yeah so he's not living on twinkies in yeah that's bullshit and the rideau's yeah if you just did that without the without the protein in without the end whatever vitamins in a different result but people love i mean that's why we're reading it right we're reading it because he got us national result and the way it was written this sensational part was the first part of the article of course and you had to go way down before you got to the part about eating vegetables and drinking a protein shake little debbie's cakes all day folks don't do that not learned anything today you cannot live on twinkies every now and then have a fuckin' twinkie you know i believe
everything in moderation including moderation that's what i believe i think that's an oscar wilde quote i think it's a great quote 'cause i think that's good i mean even just have some bullshit every now and then have a function big mac you know that people have the cheat day yeah or whatever and yeah and you got it it's because you're human you're human and you're going to have it and some of it's delicious i eat waffles smothered in maple syrup it's fine fun every now and then to go to fuckin' waffles waffle houses on the road of course i work with s where do you great waffle house you have you well the house when they're on both sides of the freeway so no matter which ran and you come up and you don't have to turn at the south has waffle houses it's like the west has in it now the south has waffle house they put they put in dallas and in had lines around the block days for days people like people never seen a cheeseburger
and you know who is mad water burger oh yeah exactly texas is texas burger chain out and step in and out came in and they were like wait a minute everyone is lining up for that california liberal burger yeah well if you're the unknown comic and you're playing at a club and chris rock is at the fucking arena next door you can't get pist off someone's got a better product than you let me let me speak from variance to that joe let me speak from experience i was booked at what's it called club twenty nine or whatever that casino just past palm springs i don't know if you've ever worked out there but anyway it's one of those big indian casinos and i have never worked this place before so i'm booked to work the comedy club inside guess who's working the arena behind the kotel have kevin hart chris rock chris rock and i was even i want to go to the chris rock show like like
really your idea is to put me in chris on it the same week you couldn't think of some other comic when was this was about it was about four years ago but it was just one of those things you know his picture on you know on the cables right now had a core that and everything i was like i want to go to chris rock show people at my show like why are you here why don't we all just go out and watch chris yeah our step your game up there are birds burgers are okay water burgers water burgers ok in and out better in and out is way better i'll tell you what though five guys fox with in and out five guys that game you got five cloud growth again now you go home five guys fuckin' jalapenos knows on those burgers fries you got you got five guys
next to in and out across from water burger you got america damn it you got married five guys sucks up the funk up where they don't have shakes they don't go with shakes don't shape though but their burgers are god dam good burgers good fries are good fries around datos yeah the potatoes are better yeah they seem to have a better idea of what a fry is and then they have cajun fries yeah cool yeah yeah i love them but as well that's why during the game what about during the game bacon shake what do you think about it shake it suck my dick i said it right here we tried the peanut peanut yeah yeah there are few that hungry if that hungry is not normal peanuts unless you have a peanut allergy of course which is another thing we're talking about different people react different things the peanut allergies always like the best argument there's a good new thing and i've only heard this recently actually this year when i heard it weather like you can would have anything peanut related on an airplane because a passenger has a severe peanut allergy yeah
will some i haven't heard that until this year well i've heard it when you crack open a peanut you know that dust that kind of goes in the air that shit kills people wow which is nuts imagine if you don't like somebody got right up too much shitz cracking in their face that would be some csi shipped like they'd have to figure out how you kill them who opened the peanut yeah you know i was thinking this is a terrible thought i was thinking this about tom petty i was like a wonderful tom petty heard the news about vegas and out of pocket heart attack imagine that guy tom petty from a distance could happen is that how did tom petty had a heart attack did he know about i mean what time was his heart attack is it sunday night or was it sunday day and how old was he sixty six man that yeah sixty six the loans to asin action movies yeah still live i think liam liam
and was taken the second six right i'm just thinking if i'm a thug i can let us seventy year old with my ask you know what i'm saying is that there's a certain age to age like no man you i don't care how long you been right we're training you have listen old man i'm in my third prime who's the oldest guy who legitimately makes sense as like a stone cold killer in a movie it was it bronson but charles bronson death she was already he's already like fat charles bronson yeah he got like the chubby face and he couldn't take his suit off or he's like he go back till like the hard times bronson like fifty right using his shredded shredded i'm just find big is anyone in their 60s legitimate to whip your asses like physically not not shoot you with george foreman funk you up yo he's he's a puncher
yeah george foreman's probably sixty years old hill for four minutes you stevens are you want to steven seagal zero george foreman what's get the fuck outta here so after cigars craziness when it was i'm talking crazy about you can do anything you want ten rounds something like that that is so ridiculously stupid steven cigar 'cause all you have to do is pour water on his head and that black it would just run down into his eyes and what does it say george foreman just kept the challenge steven segal to a no holds barred fight boy that would be a god dam disaster sixty eight year old boxing legend use twitter to challenge sixty five year old action movie star i've been looking around skype i'd better sixty eight year old for millers i bet everyfuckingthing eight year old former inverses sixty five year old cigar yeah i bet on former challenge you one on one i use boxing you can use whatever ten rounds and vague iss no weapons hand the handling that would be a fun
getting disaster first of all george foreman is so big he had this shell defense that he adopted later in his career yeah yeah what he would like her a lot right and he was so big there's so much arm there he couldn't hear out hidden anything hit its stomach could look with all that you know can hurt him to the body and then he's got these hands that are literally canned hams yep and he just bump he would just jab people into a coma did you see that guy i think he's playing for the milwaukee bucks his hands around the basketball could you see he literally his it's like a softball in his hands this is people that are gay bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger i mean go back to like jack johnson yeah it was a giant when he won the heavyweight champ jobs only six two right when you get a big guy you know my
big hand moment earlier this year i did a show and well look at guys hands yeah that show him around the basketball if you have that picture looks cartoonish that doesn't look real i think i must have a dick like a palm tree telling jesus christ it's two feet from his middle finger to the base of his hand that's insane yes yes was this is jerry rice in my hand from us with the centimeters by hand with same size is jerry rice is so yeah that makes sense i got that glow yeah there it is look at how old is he that is in high school then looks like jesus christ while it is free to take on the greek freak give the greek freak he's amazing easy greek yet janice on i can't run the cooper well lets the name and he's a hell of a ball name to take
that's why they to kubo the greek freak both combo on to took cones i wanted to combo so he's from greece yeah yeah interesting yeah like what if that guy gets ahold of like a gabrielle reece she's are married you know someone along those lines of a large woman and his large like the woman from game of thrones that chart she gets ahold of her shoot some super sperm in there is a giant next generation is going to be a hell of a with animals what sport would that kid once kill another way about aaron judge six seven two hundred and eighty playing baseball you see how to bat looks in his hand the bat looks like a little quigley the swing in a kids bat well you see in that though that's one thing that's interesting like that guy in the past
it might have gone into football but now guys are looking at football and like fuck that i don't blame him i don't blame you know these guys retiring at two thousand four hundred and twenty five years old why am i going but three year career with possible concussion damage and everything else when i could play baseball or basketball ten years and and leave with a hundred million dollars and just everything that moves they did a study on former basketball players or former football players rather in one hundred and eleven players on one hundred and ten of 'em had see te cheese one hundred and ten out of one hundred and eleven there's the guy who who is the doctor behind that movie concussion he was reese talking about oj simpson 'cause oj simpson was released and he's like there's one hundred percent chance like i asked and they even said that oj if the trial is today his doctor said that he would introduce cte as a defense defense which is crazy because then you have to say he's guilty i think it is always i didn't do it
you know until he wrote a book how i did it yeah if i did it that was the book i know but is in tiny little and i did it i watched the cuba gooding show last night the fx show i've never seen a university oversaw a cell is great it was a great career yeah great so you don't have as we third watch man did to revisit everything that is like the night oj got out it's like just go away yeah is go somewhere good canali it don't say anything play golf and keep your mouth shut he can't do that he's not going to and you can't he's a he's addicted to love you know addicted to people liking them and it's going to always if he go to florida there's plenty stupid who's going to take right here easy or he's going back to jail he's going to do something stupid and violate his parole to do that though at seven years old or whatever he is well if he does anything other than shut up he's either going to die go back to jail you know i mean like
there's no there's no positive that's going to come out of him making public appearances you know writing in the book going on a talk show circuit like no like you're seventy years old live out the last ten one thousand five hundred and twenty years whatever you got just live there isn't there's money somewhere right 'cause florida they couldn't take his money like that if i move there so yeah he's got money somewhere just just quietly fade away you know let people you might recognize you when you go down to play bingo at the home i don't want you know just wave back small brown and you know but yeah no i don't think there's any way there's no positive public appearance now that jake make no uhm the attorney general i think it was florida was saying she didn't want him hopping around her state playing playing golf which is by the way it's not your state honey yeah just let you know you know it's fucking
it is but it is in the sense that she's the top cop and she can prosecute him for any made up shit she wants out but you can't do that that's not america see when someone gets a fucking release right you're released you're on parole he released from prison you can't just target someone because they're famous and they've been released like you're dealing with a million fucking murders or getting out every day you dim i'm not a million obviously but you do with the shit ton of people that were armed robbers and have committed assault and rape to getting out all the time but again joe you're talking about and we were talking about this earlier theoretical burst reality in theory this is states of america and you have freedoms and they can't do that to you in reality hell yeah they can do it because it's like if they follow you around right if a cop followed you all day everyday you would break the law i think so yeah you don't know how you do it might be jaywalking hard drive might be speeding it might be what
you know what i mean but you would do something that would violate some statute that you know about you would you might be well maybe you you know the whole driving while black thing going for me we also crazy motorcycle rider that's true i got that i need to ask you things we brought this up the last time who is it on the podcast we're talking about a bike that you had it was with bird bird bird called remember the bike that you had but you had some crazy big giant wide japanese super bike cruiser its triumph it's called the triumph rocket three is that a try yeah that's what i'm talking about it's a two point three liter motorcycle but it's so it's it's the engine is bigger than a lot of car engines selfie stick that's going to learn about no no is from along time ago man it's from like ten years ago you had a you had this crazy wide bike that was a japanese bike maybe suzuki no no it wasn't
of those route like rice rocket bikes was it my ducati i had a customer no nobody no it was a japanese i afternoon but it was a big cruiser it was one of oh i know what you're talking about you talking bout it's called the valkyrie rune are you any yeah oh yeah i remember that yeah yeah that as a matter of fact that's what i had before to triumph right i couldn't remember the name of that band good recall joe yeah that bike with that mike was one of a kind that we don't think the like a spaceship you were in that tron movie you know what there it is that's a no that's not it no that no that's about the tryouts about three but look up are you an e rune yeah so there's valentin isn't clear out with a custom version they made it was a honda i think the yeah that was it that's it yeah you had that you man had that that bike with that you know when you bring it do you know me to the fact yeah i saw that thing
i was like what the fuck is this heart of why i got rid of that bike show i'll be honest polishing that thing that thing had more chrome in more places i'm telling you everything on that bike was chromed cosby engine the entire front end and i was like man i can't spend all clean and it was a great bike though seems like a bike where if you accidentally laid it down it would take forever to get that thing back up this heavy bag by eight hundred pounds eight hundred pounds road bike beautiful you know you know who bought a a group of those who clooney george clooney clooney bought six of them why for him and his buddies for him and his buddies to rally but six of god yeah this you know it's like you're not fat like that the cup cool that painter is on that thing that's custom paint now do they still make that thing not only made it for they made it for one year
the limited yeah like a limited release they did it for one year it must've been stupid fast it was pretty fast it was yeah it was pretty fast for a cruiser is very fast now though comfortable to ride is not like the idea behind them it's comfortable 'cause i'm like luciano right now right now i have an indian chieftain right and this is my first like american v twin kind of crew and i've never been that guy like you know i've never had a harley anything but i saw this bike the dealer and if it was just absolutely and i wrote it and and i guess i'm getting older to some about leaning back with my feet forward and the stereo and i was like oh yeah yeah i like this shit like i i remember leaning forward like being a jockey and going fast and now i'm like now this is me you look cruising now i like cruising touring i like going on trips translate right there the red one up in the top middle
yeah that's it the man look at that thing i got outside when we're doing a show two and when you those back to back to like keep stuff and yes things we keep yeah you can carry keep in their path keep that i use for whatever you know to keep it in her purse wow that's right this guy told me that they call those baggers that started bike and he said man chicks love baggers kids stuff they love it they love but yeah you can play members bank yeah yeah now that's a big cruiser right that allowed bike no no it's not loud it will be a little louder next year i'm going to put pipes on it this winter but i'm not going i'm not going crazy like straight pipes that you know set off car alarms yeah now i just a little bit louder now when you have a bike like that like the idea that like there's slower right but there more comfortable's idea you know what that bike is
that bike is sunset strip and pch just cruisin you know yeah that that'll do yeah that that is comfortable you look good you have stereo uses chiller mmhm now when you say you have a stereo like you can hear it yeah yeah so you blast and it's everybody hears it yeah no weird it it's a little weird like i don't like being that guy when i'm at a light you know what i mean but but when you riding along nobody's really doing it that much you know you're passing people but yeah when you sitting at a light so and i know guys who go with you know a thousand what's in their bags there saddleback is a speaker like they're they're broadcasting i don't want to be that guy but it is kind of nice again this is stuff that i hadn't done until got this bike right but now i'm realizing like this should ain't bad if i cruising down unoma holland or pch is something like that i'm listening to music i'm like yeah i can help
here the music over the sound of the engine and the by a lot of the the speakers are loud enough land systems love no kind of music you blair both cj i'm chillin jazz jazz because right jazz jazz and hip hop those are my two we do like jazz you want those people generally like it i legitimately love jasmine how is this only jazz is one of those things that like weird dudes put on to pretend to girls that they're into jazz oh you got sophisticated he likes jazz there there's some jazz that is like that and i'll admit i had to learn that level of jazz like there's a level of jazz that's like like this girl i dated how you listen to that sketchy jazz chitat gee that's a shift you have to listen to to learn
because in the beginning only meet other musicians understand it right and i know some jazz musicians and they were breaking it down but there's a lot of jazz that's just i don't know i don't know how to explain its music played by master musicians and that's what that's why it's good because when you listen to guy like robert glasper whose really hot now or herbie hancock like when you listen to herbie hancock play a piano here like oh that's how it's you know what i mean because he's just he just has mastered that instrument you know so so i listen to some of that and it and it can be there's when it's out there and it's meditative and like that but could be you might you know you might pass by might be cranking and jay z right i love hip hop love old school hip hop this should i grew up with 80s now you play music at all no so a lot of people do learn to jazz actually play music yeah
of them are i think i appreciate it because i have no musical talent so the so masters of it fascinate me and in the last ten years i've been doing like these jazz cruises hosting jazz festivals in this and that and i found it really true well you know this could you know musicians to that but every musician wants to be a comic in every comic wants to be a musician i definitely this mutual admiration thing with with jazz artists like man i wish i could play that and they're like man i wish i was funny yeah well there's there's something about they can not jazz necessarily but people in band they could put the same forever yeah one thing i can't do i get on jazz artists about that whole time now like they they'll play like there's a track called so what miles davis right classic jazz is like my wrote this in nineteen fifty nine and you can play it and you're considered brilliant how does that
it works how does that work at no point can i do eddie murphy's goonie goo and suddenly beat that alonso's a brilliant comics you hear that goody google wrestling match he did some woody allen for fifty nine yeah you gotta do some fifty nine yeah fifty nine comedy get fuckin' rocks doing out here is not weird like comedy for fifty nine horrible yeah try listen to same old lenny bruce so i'm a huge lenny bruce fan of frame bruce posters in what my home but have you tried to listen to it today it's the the culture has i passed these ideas yeah it was revolutionary and groundbreaking at the time because the culture was so childish and infantile and it's it's is an understanding of like weird concepts or abstract concepts or things like censorship or or racism more any things that when he covered the one he was covering on back then they were groundbreaking
but now like is a lot of the stuff he's saying is just dull but i think i think a lot of those comma because the the years ago we were having this debate this is before rape okay we were having this debate about cosby you get you got to put that qualifier in right yeah you always have to and it was if he started today would he make it then i argued yes because his comedy would have been different like he you know what i mean like like lenny bruce he would i've been talking about the things he was talking about in fifty nine or sixty he'd be talking about the same ship that we talk about today but you still would had that brilliant comic mind and he still would have been who knows what he'd have been talking about cuz he been kicking down doors today sure so he would have been just at some you know different but i think those comics most of them the brilliant definitely the brilliant ones the top ones would be funny today they just talk about the topics we talk
one hundred percent yeah i think so too i think it's just a matter of the time in the error that they existed in an but conversely if you took someone from today like if you took dave chappelle and yet dave chappelle doing stand up in one thousand nine hundred and sixty had probably what the fuck are you talking about yeah what are you doing you talking about a baby selling craft night kids defeated by nine chappelle in nineteen fifty nine never would've never now well it's just it's not relevant right it has to be relevant to the time you know a brilliant comedian of today trying to talk about the same subjects we talk about today just you you know i mean that's the weird thing a comedy really does reflect the era in which it's performed it's absolutely it's the culture that were in i mean it was you know it was vodvil
right when when all you had to do was juggling hit a guy with a hammer that was john lewis and you got that'll hammer bit if we knew he would do like japanese impression and put like a cigar in his mouth he you know like the box to the whole wide wide done never understood that like how does that represent japanese people the to thing who was it to the debt there was a guy who did that like this thing i can't remember but i know you talking bout them picture in it yeah but yeah it definitely definitely what we just well just ended i'm actually even in time we've been doing it i mean i but in ninety three anne it's definitely different now than you know than it was then that was def jam yeah right when i was screwed me when i was started out def jam was it n and i caught a lot of hell being a black comic who wasn't a def jam
type that number it was like what the hell you talking about right right right it was like i'm on i'm on npr you know which now is cool but in ninety four probably wouldn't have been the coolest coolest thing yeah it's not interesting like you get expected to fit into a certain genre right yeah and then there's like there's markets for that genre yeah like when def jam was big like there's a market for kind of comedy a lot of you saw a lot of comedians like mold themselves into that yeah and i always thought and and i was lucky in that a few of the pros cool like i remember like cedric the entertainer was one and tommy davidson was another an george this was another who told me like just like do you like you have not like don't worry about that because did the only thing worse than being a deft you two would beat not not sit would be a fake
jim comic that was the only thing worse than not fitting in would be a fake def jam like for me to suddenly pretend like i grew up in queens you know i grew up in saint albans queens working class black neighborhood you know my parents both had jobs but we had a house with a yard and two garage roger the whole bit right not rich not poor just working class if i tried to come at you like i grew in the south bronx and i have friends from the south bronx you know i had friends from bed stuy but it would have been fake you to seeing right through if you were from bed stuy you have seen through my ask in a minute you know i might have fooled you if you were from you know i don't know colorado or it took me davidson what happened tommy davidson where's he at tommy still out there how many stolen drugs and doing his thing on rare occasions once in awhile but i'll always have love for tommy really helped me when i was new tommy took me on the road with him for a summer
and i learned a lot and he introduced me to clubs that i got into you know tommy was tommy was brilliant talent on the drug thing really hurt tommy he went to that these days and i think what hurt him with that was that he did the reputation for unreliability where he you know people like is he going to show up and it was the worst thing to hear but talent wise he it's just amazing like i would watch tommy work some nights when tommy did a store i don't know if how much you've ever seen him on stage you know what i want to the store when he starts becoming each different character in a story with his voices and singing and brilliant yeah really i used to watch that and just be blown away that he had that kind of talent fuckin' drug thing man that's the run to that cocaine drug you know when you talk about the drug thing is rarely the pot
the drug thing it's like oh was doing math coke yeah it's the speed ones right do people or the booze do people into will look thing and you know we talked about on the last podcast i went to the coke crack thing and what happens when you get addicted to drugs like that they just dominate your life yeah so you can't you can't do anything else because the drug dominated now it's heroin right now you got people on oxy and heroin in and you know you literally see him in an odd i was in cleveland um early this past summer down cleveland oh's got this like one of the bad opioid things and you would just literally see people on the bench just nodding like going into a knobs like holy shit this is you know i mean it's been there but but when people are sitting out on a park bench just go
into a nod we got a problem yeah well the the problem in massachusetts to was anti board angel who's doing about it recently where the problem in massachusetts was that they were so giving out pain pills to people so easily yeah and people got hooked and then we they try to get off the pain pills because they were tightened down read the regulations on them then people start turned to heroin that was at the in the 90s with the opioid when they came out with oxy cotton in all those related drugs they told the doctor is not so not addicting go ahead and the prescription and now some of those pharmaceutical companies are paying like big lawsuits because they knew back then that it was yeah i was just talking to another friend of mine the other day about pain pills got addicted he was recovering from a surgery they gave him some pain pills and then he had some complications with the recovery i was a god dammit i can't maybe the knee surgery they had to do a
another surgery they had to go in and causes some scar tissue in peating there's like four weeks later they go and do it surgery of give him more spell so now he's on pain pills for three months and then he tries to just get off of yeah and he's yeah he said you have to be taken off of a medical you're not supposed to just go cold turkey some people do but anymore no one told no nobody i mean with them anything and he's all the sudden a heroin addict what in the fuc happen i'm going to opioid addict i had a tooth extracted they gave me like i don't know twenty vicodin or something you know for the week or something it's like tooth lately it once it's gone it's gone i'm going to be ok it's gonna be sore for a day and i'll be a butt but it's what they do it's how they write the script and then you get people who will sell them right who will be like oh i got these pills yeah i can just sell 'em i sold mine when i had my knee operation i took it was either vicodin or percocet i can't which one it was but it
made me so fuckedup up that i saw him to i'm in the pool hall so i can't take this yeah i just like me in a coma i took vicodin once in the same way i got sick i didn't like i do like the feeling and i didn't understand why people did yeah exactly this is the high you want i have a friend who's a musician who is really creative on viking and he said he writes music on viking and i'm like what but what he plays classical guitar he takes i can end zones out and writes classical guitar music mike i don't get man i felt so stupid when i took that yeah i didn't i didn't like that i didn't like that feeling but you mind being in a little pain it's like i get it i'm hurt yeah matt cain there is a reason you have pain right your body saying hey some sheets wrong here exactly pay attention to or don't use this don't use this body part right like your elbow hurts for anybody saying okay don't use the elbow for a week
don't pick that up but if you just numb it's just so another reason not to be in the nfl people just need to be comfortable being uncomfortable just relax just understand that this is this is going to make you appreciate the good times right because like right now you're in a bad place but that doesn't happen then we go long time ago stanhope did a bit about that right about anything you feel there's a drug for it like any fizz color emotional feeling you have i didn't see that bit is another for is a long time about it yeah but he's right trent anything anything there's a drug to make it better when i got my nose next i gotta deviated septum operated on they pulled out a bunch of scar tissue two inches my
telling you there was no pain i mean it was uncomfortable for as much at time as they had packet packet it was packed up with the gauze or these like foam things with tubes hanging out that dripped like the blood was dripping out but that was uncomfortable but what i mean uncomfortable like doesn't feel good to shove both fingers up your nose just leave him there but it wasn't in pain and my doctor was pushing the pills on me he gave me two different prescriptions for pain pills for vike and i think the other ones roxy it i like man this is hurt and he's like well it might hurt later i'm like how's it going to hurt like what is it going to something is going to change like what's going to change like how's it going to hurt later like right now which is like my nose feels uncomfortable but it's not it's not painful though i just i think people just you get told your doctor that you're going to be in pain and you might be uncomfortable so i have some pills for you like jesus i better take these pills for it gets bad but it take these pills before i can't take it anymore
and you start freaking out i will say this i did fine without the medical use for cocaine and it absolutely works numbing yeah i had a ripped cornea yeah playing ball this guy finger ripped across and and i'm talking the kind of pain where you just hit the ground like you just done like your body is like don't douche it un man i went to the doctor and that's what they use they put liquid cocaine eye drops in my eye and the pain disappeared instantly i was like that cannot and he's like no we don't prescribe these have to come in and we have to put them in the eye but i will say you know how you go to the doctor in your like make it better like that's always your dream like just make it so i motorcycle he made it better the pain just went they put up my nose when i got the the sucked out and pulled the plugs out and he sprays
heading up there i've had that stuff a couple of times one time from a real bad sunburn i put lidocaine all over my back and the same feeling it's like like i'm never do never again i'll just take the pain because a feeling that you get from lidocaine is this gross weird like you feel sketchy like your heart feels sketchy like who you feel like you don't want to eat but you know i probably should but it's uh medication gives you a very weird feeling and i was eating that night i went to a dinner and i was eating at this take place sounds like barely hunger like why do i feel like shit and i realize like oh they pump that fuckin' lidocaine in in my so within it went in your system like this and you know nose better when your sister swallowed it it could taste it contained in the back this is their pumping it up your nose 'cause i should just him yank that stuff out just pull it out because it was really no big deal right you know but they have you convince that you're going to be in agony you know yeah and different people have
and pain tolerance yeah you know some people are policies yeah yeah some people can then others can you know can take it that's the thing about a jujitsu like jujutsu doing jujitsu for plus years whatever i've done you're always in pain you just you just get used to compartmentalizing like oh my arms locked up so just accept it and deal with it 'cause if you who took a pain pill every time you were injured from jujitsu yeah you're getting them all your junkie you're going to be a junkie you know that's why i avoid jujitsu good stay on the line is like a wave yeah what does play basketball all the time that's where it was it was like my knees always heard engine get something you know and the just one we were in this basketball league and everyone my team was like mid 30s you know three thousand two hundred and thirty five when we were playing these kids these kids would like one thousand nine hundred and twenty
he walked into the gym and they get right on the court they're running in our whole team is sitting there you're wrapping shut up with tape you're rubbing bengay or some whatever language you got like our whole team is on the bench just warming up like rubbing in rapid looking at them like we beat him you know we were veterans we know what we're doing but it was such an obvious thing at the beginning like yeah fellas we get and now all of those guys who used to play ball with all play golf ok that's the retired sport if i came in place while playing ball on hard concrete to like those hard surfaces that she has got to be terrible for you all to stop and start and bouncing around and well doctors will tell you these aren't made for sports you know especially not running and jumping sports but when you're when you're a kid nobody to tell you not to play ball right you know i mean it like it's funny to me when i'm watching college basketball and they're like these guys i said tired i'm like no there not there nineteen in
playing basketball if they weren't here you know where they'd be playing basketball maybe the gym buddy in the park so yeah there are a lot of things they're not tired right now they you know they may have lost centration they made this that the other but tired you're in nineteen year old app it'll kind of shape those guys around like they're not tired well basketball on a hardwood floor seems to be it have a little gift yeah it's got a little gift to it and she need the shoes so much better now i mean you you have a put on a pair of converse chuck taylor however awesome don't imagine playing black imagine running and jumping in bills well this in our this is a matter for you because you develop strength in your feet at the like that what you're dealing with with these basketball shoes a sense like a big rubber cast and that these rubber cast and all the cushioning and all that jazz actually weakens your feet i i don't buy it really because i can't idea i have one pair of nikes i don't know what they are to air something but they got the full air soul and there
issues i can run it right you today but you weigh what two four thousand two hundred and fifty yeah yeah but so are they make no mistake these guys are big these guys are six in two hundred two hundred plus all that stomping and everything like that i guess like especially you gotta consider basketball players are playing how many days a week for how many months a year i mean and then in the offseason sound is lay around get fat wreck they they're worth yeah we all see and also you got a look at how much you know money is is invest in that player you know what i mean like like you just what russell westbrook just sign for two hundred whatever million dollars you better believe his feet are going to be take care of like whatever shoes he's playing in are going to be the best thing possible for his feet 'cause you got we've got forty million dollars a year invested in this guy gets a contract like that to the hose just start circling also not a been there they've been there you know you get
hoses around way before two hundred million but once once that happens they start thinking all i need is one sperm to crack the egg and i'm good right there's a lot of gals out there like that back in ok was it eight thousand eight hundred and eighty nine i used to play ball at valley college all the time like pick up all but it was high level there were good i played with guys who had been in like d1 play division one league and stuff like that the nba rehab was in van nuys and on weekends they would come to the gym and they play ball with us right and i got to know a few players and this one guy told me and this is an eighty like i said eight thousand eight hundred and eighty nine he said an nba kid is worth one hundred grand a year for eighteen years he said these chicks poke holes in the condoms he was like you can't trust any of them and that was the
she's with that kind of mud that was back when you know five million was a huge contract right well you know so i can only imagine now it seems fairly inexpensive well inexpensive but take care of a child but again in eighty nine this was back in eighty nine so now that that hundred grand is probably half a billion probably right and you look i think the the average salary in the nba including the guys on the bench is like two point three million isn't that funny too because like when you think about like you say the average person makes like what seventy grand sixty grand a year ago like as that minimum wage i mean not minimum wage middle class was middle class like six thousand and seventy here in california is i think across america i think it's like forty something so but the idea that this baby would live like that is like no no no no no so the guy doesn't even know the kid crying
she's taking care of it doesn't even know her like if if he has to be child support like you know you're paying child support like lavish lavish yeah you can't like the average person like if the average family is existing off of fifty seven thousand dollars a year but this woman one half a million for voice paper baby it's fascinating right it's like we have these weird rules like right well how lean minute why is that the case because it's dad makes right now it's weird right what dad makes but i mean you're not asking someone to pay for the kids living expenses asking someone to keep to keep a kid in the lap of luxury and then the mom's going to buy a car in person doesn't get in my old did and that's to fight the bad
have a lot of the dads alike will just send me the bill send me the bill for private school what is this here antonio rt come marty to said number fourteen is three million dollar deal from the colts and immediately used it to settle child support dispute with a baby mama to avoid a possible arrest in the process cromartie was delinquent on child support payments to rosa me to pierre sounds like a lovely lady the alonso's oldest child aka number one of thirteen kids for teens up to fourteen well he was ordered to pay her four thousand dollars per month that's not that bad that's actually reasonable now multiply that by fourteen that's a lot to last year and i still had a kid damn it some powerful sperm and see what you look like scroll up he's like what the
yeah which is why you know when you get to to cap for nick in the boycott of football and so people mad at the players the plane is like that's why you got to play because you fourteen kids captain boycott of football is like what does that have to do with transport meaning that the the idea of black people boycotting football and then people saying like why did the players i like you know screwing but everybody every black player in the nfl just refused to play and it's like no that ain't going to happen they need their pay x this whole national anthem thing along with football is very weird it's like football player should be playing football ufc fighters enough to stand there with their hand over their heart to show allegiance and and to show you know what you're basically asking someone to to be domesticated
right that's true them to follow the rules the truth is come out like players didn't do it what was it online like that when the when the governments the paying the nfl to have them do it exactly it's yeah that whole thing it's weird man it's weird because the whole thing you're asking them to be you know they have to to then you know that you're asking them to to follow the rule my ibm with it and i called it the misdirection the protests never had to do with the flag right that's about the comp has had to do it cops and a treatment and it was just he just did it at that point because that's a powerful so statement to do it at that point you know and and now that the misdirection to changing up topic is making it about the flag and it's like no that's not what they were never protesting the flag or
veterans or americans or an an again when you get into those rules at a flag you're not supposed to have the flag on tiesha richard bikinis or rats or a million other things we sell we're the flag on it like if you want to talk about respecting the flag we wouldn't do any of that either right yeah and you do you summed it up i mean it is it's about control right it's the same thing with these freedom of speech marches like where yeah it's okay to have freedom of speech is one you're saying something i agree with right but the problem with this whole capper things that it's not an effective form of protest too because it's getting people start for the wrong reasons well it was thinking that you're you're pro testing america itself now right one which will be moved to canada the people start getting crazy about it but to to set what he's trying to do or what he was trying to do was protest all he's unarmed people getting shot by cops and so he takes a need for that but the nash
anthem doesn't have shit to do with those cops right well it just became a thing of when one guy did it and he did it as a protest and he said he wanted to start the conversation and then conversation got lost and now the conversation is completely lost the argument is going to completely different topic and you know but yeah what you said control is definitely part of it same thing with the you know cities right with free speech on the universities and you know when you look at a school like berkeley berkeley had reasonable arguments like look when we bring one of these radical speakers here and it costs one million dollars for security who's going to pay that so like if you're going to pay it fine will let you but if nobody is going to pay to million dollars for security and we can't have these radical
because sheer blouse sort of you know the problem with that articles they've had those speakers there forever and then when they started having these anti fur protests and they also start supporting these anti fur protest that's a big issue well they stop having cops go after the anti for people and the berkeley the literally the chief of police was literally telling people the mayor was telling them to stand down and let these people protest and not just protest they were being very violent packing things in your setting up a reaction action event right so if you have something like that where breaking windows and light things on fire or doing whatever they're doing you're going to have people that's a fun those people were going to meet there and we're going to protest the anti protest people and then next thing you know you've got a real issue on your well that but that's the point that's that's where now where everything has to be that big an issue yeah you're right
years ago ten years ago at berkeley you could have had a speaker a right wing speaker at the school didn't agree with there would have been some protein there's outside just not even level years ago but then it became an issue this is a social effect right the speaker brings his so immediate than and he needs to stir it up to build his social media side and then some people and then the other side gets mad just what you said yeah and they bring their you bring the angry groups from both sides are going to meet and then like ok but now it's but because it makes the whole thing but it's like promoting a fight you know what i mean it's like promoting a fight it's like it's one thing if two guys get into a fight but if you promote that fight for a month three months six months ahead that fight is going to be huge and this is the same thing they promote these speakers the
protests this part of the publicity right you know so whether speakers and there's people that are provocateurs right like you know milo you know right well that's that's a little rockets i shouldn't say speakers i should say provocateurs more as about an shapiro is a speaker mention piro's an intellectual in these guys got some a very solid arguments would you agree with them or not he's he's got some real facts to go with his arguments and they were the he's a jew he wears a yamaka and people calling him a nazi like it's like this whole punch nazi thing and getting it just the r it's a getting so blurry and it's just like we're talking a before when it comes to gun controls teams you know you're on i'm on team left wing i support and t for an arm on team right wing i support the route you know conservatives and potus like the people that are calling trump potus
you know you're defaming potis like woah woah woah woah it's fucking trump is donald trump and if there's ever an argument this is ridiculous the fucking guy who is the host of the apprentice is now the guy your calling code jojo you disrespecting the white if this respect from potus you mean it's like literally like the pope he gets to this almost like people situation right and again that this these are the same people who said the exact same thing about barack obama yeah you know last year right but the press it has never been disgraced or insulted like really they install now we're at ten suit we played that hello weeks ago minds when obama wore a tan so that was the end of that was the end of america started me off as far as off color clothing it's a gang color that's right in sandy
and then michelle obama wore a sleeveless dress and i think i think that was just you know now john do something recently saying that michelle obama was a man like proof that michelle when was man he's on some shit today they do all that when michelle ain't in the room yeah yeah exactly oh yeah it was easy for donald trump to call pro football players sonsabitches from huntsville al yeah let's try it on the sideline write a few of them standing next to you sons of pitches yeah fire those sonsabitches you're fired they shouldn't have them fuckin' stan the national anthem first of all you want have a national anthem for a game what are you saying i mean is this you're rallying up patriotism at a sporting event sporting event you're supposed to be entertaining it's supposed to move us from all of our daily bullship right if it's going to be entertaining be entertaining and they did they did sorry i did mean it's ok they did a thing this past week
get the rams game like during the national anthem how many people in the beer line how many guys were taking a pit oh yeah how many unit you know i mean it's not like those guys not like and everybody stopped but anyway it's not like you know not like every how do you stopped and turned and held their hand over their heart like yeah well i got my dick in my hand maybe people literally literally into the bathroom beating people's asses for piston during the national anthem if you tell him they can it's just it's the protest is effective right getting on your knees we it's just crude causes too much controversy and here's the other problem with it it doesn't stop anything it doesn't start right car cops won't do anything it doesn't even shed light on it it just it points to you and people start talking about what is it that you're protesting we're mad at you because you're not standing up for the national anthem it creates all this noise and i get a little noise that's the part i called good misdirection because initially when copper nick did it
it's a meaning it had some meaning to him and it was about starting a conversation and when it became this bigger thing like you're talking about when it became this your you're anti american you anti i troops blah blah blah blah now it's its effectiveness effectiveness now yeah you got to do something else because that doesn't you're right it doesn't mean anything anymore people don't even know even know why you're doing it but they hate you for yeah i mean it's like doing it now too well why you do it i do it 'cause i hate puppies yeah exactly the funk is now but he's doing it because they're mad at trump talked yet about the nfl so you're getting just giant groups of people doing it now much more so than before yeah a and it's yeah it's it's lost its effectiveness its losses importance and you know and the players a lot and players get caught the middle right because if you do have a thing where your team says you can't do it or you're going to be fined or you're going to whatever they're saying that yes i'm at nba said that it's against the rules the mba
but is anybody doing that in the nba yet they well they hadn't started playing the nba just started this week preseason right and then started in the in the past the nba did things like they worn i can't breathe t shirt so yeah it's right and they've done things like that nba players nba players are a bit more sophisticated in their protests and i think there are also a more united less head trauma you know yeah probably a big part of it they've also been encouraged i think to speak out whereas i don't know that the nfl players are also encouraged to speak out in i don't know what topics i don't know foot the best will players unnecessarily encouraged to speak out were the big difference with the nba the players are bigger than the team writes reid tried their huge stars yes so you have like lebron is bigger than the cavaliers curry is bigger than the warriors when the
we did you bomb at the president i was like oh my goodness like where are we yeah are we going with a rough a king sooper star pro athlete is tweeting you bomb at the present in the united states who happens to be a reality show host man this is crazy would be radically you know look we did like the the reality show host lebron could be to present in two thousand one hundred percent with vice president kanye vice president kanye with a fucking prozac drip who would have an ivy bag dripper right into his arm i stand there like zoning out getting being cute kardashian is she kardashian's first lady well i know not why not a hell not have maligned it can barely speak english they're talking about immigration's to closing the border like what the where'd you get hurt and we're choose peak and she did was be important and i don't i don't watch hello
it's bill maher all the time but apparently he did this some kind of top ten list about bologna and if one of the jokes was she has no first which yeah that's a joke russell peters said about yoshi yoshi he was saying he goes he goes you know she speaks terrible english we talk to people the speak japanese is japanese sucks to like you don't have a language if you know what real language yeah it's some it's the whole thing is is this this football things it's very strange it's very strange because now they're kicked these two high school kids off the team because they their following their heroes right so they say fuck it i'm going to take a knee to first of all you're taking a knee we should at least be able to write an essay yeah tell me while you're taking a knee son you know and you got to know the difference in your while you are and while you apostrophe r ii and you know you also got to be start yes
you know what i mean like like it if the starting quarterback takes a knee is a lot more latitude yeah you know a second string defensive end yeah like that you know if trust me if if you know erin rogers it if dak prescott that was taken the need to be a whole different conversation well it's this happening wasn't a big star player he was but he fell off he fell off because of the controversy and all the halo i don't know what it was he had he had started falling off before that that's how i don't know what it was yeah i don't know what i mean but one of the arguments is and it is true he's a lot better than a lot of quarterbacks who have jobs see that was a thing they said no it's not a conspiracy because of the protests but then they showed numbers of like various backup quarterbacks who are in the league and he's better with them a lot of them and then one of the owners i think it was baltimore where the coach wanted him and he
i was like nah i don't want him because of the protest so it became thing of what they said they said he's not blackballed because of the protests but then it came out yet he was blackballed because of the protests and again that that's one of those things where and you know this with any athlete like your complaints dip and on where you are in your career shore will tom brady even said the president was divisive yeah when tom already said that everybody went oh jesus right right it's not taking the knee yeah but they're hooking arms yeah yeah i read an arms and in in unity because when trump spoke out against the nfl now he he's a minute their money yeah you know when he's telling fans not to go to the games those owners love him but now they like whoa hold the puck up now yeah that's money out of our pocket everybody saying hold the fa cup now because it is working directv just offered this gigantic refund for their nfl package because people are pist off the people are taking any europe paying to see football
not paying to see people stand with hand over their heart like what here's here's a solution take all that should out of the game yeah okay if you want the players to be compliant and submissive when you're you're asking the wrong thing you're talking about super athletes is what it what is essentially a group combat sport that's a football yes okay and if they're not i mean what are you doing here you're telling them to keep their job they have to put their hand over there lauren standard certain position that seems very well fox fox said that they're going to stop televising the solange god and it was pointed out well you didn't used to televise the national anthem yeah like you you didn't televise it until two weeks ago right when it became convert before that you would be listening to those three guys in the studio right up to look at coffee and
the only time they televise it is if it was like whitney houston was singing it where i was yeah i do that was a big deal so well i'm a big fan of no and some in sports because i lex boards to be split like one of the things i love about the ufc there's no national anthems you have to play you know like i the brazilian national anthem when jose all those fighting or the american national anthem when chris weidman fight how to do that yeah we just said go right to the fight here the main event in the entertainment blah blah blah and if someone wants to make some sort of a political statement or stand we do that in the interview and that interview will be judged based on the content of whatever the conversation is and that's how it should be this weird sort of way where someone taking an a is supposed to protest shooting people but it doesn't say that why you take in the ny you're taking any during the anthem the anthem is supposed to be all of us it's supposed to be a
here but then again group as a team like the united states of america not you know the seahawks versus the dolphins put all that aside for a second we're all in this together that's the idea i under and why he did it not understand why he did it then because it it was the way to call attention to it but now that flaws but you know what the national anthem has been historically get to your seat the game's about to start that's all it was yeah i was like the the word the last two words of the national anthem play ball yeah but that's literally yeah that's what we thought was part of the song 'cause that's what you heard right at the end the umpire yell play ball in the game start you know so i understood what capper nick did but now it's done and now it's been compromised it's been changed in the arguments changed and yeah it's you know him he still
not plan people are using the land of the free to shake their deck as they're like yeah what is this just came out now this afternoon maybe even within the hour that twelve hundred players personal data has been exposed in the league by hackers selling clothing calling copper next data what kind of data personal information off of a server from the nfl pa oh that was that was that a hack there or did they just have one experian or equifax or whatever the hell it so there are bitcoin ransom they were trying to say they would get rid of this leak but it is now coming out only four hundred and twenty eight bucks so someone's at the time how crazy is that though seven four hundred and twenty eight bucks i know that happened to that bitcoin hack yeah
wish i was just talking to her this weekend she has an accounting company and apparently these hackers control of your database and they have an encryption key and you have to pay them in bitcoin to get the encryption key to get back your own data yeah this is giant group of people from other countries red and then engage in this and they they target large businesses and people to be willing to ok yeah it's like i'd like an extortion thing yeah very weird right so you you have something to lose me if you want to hold four hundred twenty eight followers hostage go ahead i'll just start another website you think colin kaepernick gets confronted by the suits do you think sit him down and go hey man you gotta stop doing this this is fucking up everybody and i think they did last year
and we think we did last year we do think this goes because my question is like when the more trump tweets about this ratings down lf nfl bad sad you know he tweets that and all the trump go along with it and then they start boycotting people are i see all these tweets boy caught the nfl and all this crazy thing you know you know where it goes it goes nowhere because we have no attention span is the nation but it's going to have to stop or well can you but again this is the thing we just had this mass shooting right attention now will be on on the a and you know guns and and so what you know what i mean any nfl will be on the back burner we have in the past month six weeks confederate statues right yeah hurricanes charlottesville yeah
the nfl now it's a mass shooting you know what i mean we have no we have no attention span is a nation so it will go away an in another month people will be watching football they'll be something else yeah yeah 'cause there's a there's always the latest big story and and that's still you know i haven't heard a thing about a confederate statue in the last two weeks get knocked down of them getting put back up yeah well what it you know i mean it's that is so true of right wrong or indifferent america has z attention span you did you see what that fucking katie from cbs at top executive she like a vice president at cbs some huge position she went on face who saying she didn't feel bad for the people that got shot in vegas cuz they were republicans they were likely republicans she's talking about hundreds
people that got shot for going to a country music concert like the fact that she just made this blanket statement she thought they were likely republicans because they were in a country music concert you know the the thing about that this and this is the thing about freedom of speech to people forget you have freedom of speech but there are consequences right it's not freedom of speech without con to quit so she can say that and then cbs fires her the next day it's like well you shouldn't have said that shit you know you should've kept it yourself or use told your friends at the cocktail party but the minute you made a public statement we don't want to be associated with you but it's we were talking about earlier this team thing that someone could be so idea lee isolated there so locked into this liberal bubble that they think it's okay to say something like that that it's okay for mass murder to exist and you don't feel bad for those rest mass
but if you don't agree with it all share your team ideology i mean what did you is that what is her name this lady it's talking insane yeah i mean this is an level she was a very high level executive this isn't like simple queen word nuisances was yeah well she's fought now i mean she's likely fuct forever i mean this is not something that people forget would it choose a vice president of business affairs no they yeah vice prez of business affairs yeah hey gift women gold road on her facebook page she was not sympathetic to victims of shootings because she claimed most country music fans republicans wow she wrote that if they wouldn't do thing when children were murdered i have no hope that rip pugs well or do the right thing i'm actually not even sympathetic because country music fans are often a republican gun
toters holy well you got the right to say it you got the right to lose your job not sympathetic is such a queen that could have been your sister your mom your mom your daughter someone's little kid i mean as a country music thing right there was a a day of a lot of family type folks that are there country music advance we what time of night that it all went down but how old the like ten of those videos yeah i mean this this is like things the the what i what i said was had it been a rap concert they would blame the artists not like i did it there would have been some serious calls of horrific racism it's just that a white guy was shooting white people you because i again you know you know it the reason i laugh because like that's how horrific we
come as a society that that's the statement like you know you know what i mean like yeah it was a white guy shooting white people so we couldn't twist the race you know you know what i mean like we are today about someone writing about white privilege were so uh we're insane were insane that that that that is the issue with something like this you know but but it's true i mean what you're saying is true but we've reached that level of insanity that that statement is true imagine how freaked out people would be if that was a muslim the did this o okay beat a would it be war would be war war it will be war in the streets n n you know not actually like no muslim would be safe in america i mean is are we gonna have war on white dudes with guns no no i mean the the there is white dudes with guns that got shot by white dude with guns everyone must be so so conflicted because a lot of those people that were in the audience like one
country music guys actually came out and said that he completely switched his stance on gun rights he said i've been a second amendment advocate my entire life he goes i have concealed carry permits there's people that would conceal carry permits that were on my staff yeah guitarist in las vegas control change is mine a gun control what is his name caleb keeter caleb keeter sounds like the whitest fuckin' do that's ever lived caleb good oh boy my name is caleb caleb i'm going out on a limb here and say caleb keeter drive the truck oh for sure you have a basketball i mean or a baseball hat or a cowboy hat level nine five wizard guitarist for the what is that josh abbott band
see i'll say something like that and like who the of that and then you go to their twitter page have twenty four million fires mike what is happening i don't understand because your music is a whole different world a world but you know the again we get back to where we started with is great and the insanity of of the whole thing but the problem what you said about like a white guy doing shooting we were talking about the ones in their team right everyone's in their group yeah but this ruins the narrative right because our narrative is the muslims are terrorists they right they they are the terrorists and the black people are criminals in mexicans are rapists and opiate every day then one of ours did it to us some millionaire yeah a white readily in there now is a real estate investor and a gambler right this this rule when's your narrative now yeah have to now you have to
how to change your story to make him other because point taken become other there are people that are in advance of absolute up way less on this article on white privilege they're saying that the shooter had white privilege and using his white privilege as how he walked through the casino with all these guns and all this equipment and like down like what that fund like a panda i i believe white privilege exists in certain circumstances not in that one yeah that's of great battles argument you know we look at james all white village of the lone wolf shoot all that fucking guy of course that fucking fake black guy this of course it's him who writes that that guy is such a race are you talking about the the article about the guy being the lone wolf yeah yeah yeah i read that this whole thing that we're dealing with as so many different facets to it the mass shooter thing but a big part of it is the fact become the narrative for the entire country it becomes
a huge part what everybody's talking about these people that have for whatever reason they have this need to be a guy who gets paid attention to this this gets back to your point about mental yeah and our mental health is a nation that the mass shooter is a thing yeah like you know i think it was trevor noah talk about on the daily show where we're really not surprised anymore right 'cause he said he's been in the united states for two years living in new york for two years and how many mass shootings this is and it's like but americans like yeah you know another one and we we we got to develop some sense of outrage before we do something about this or like the onion article was talking about we just like well let's just hope that it doesn't happen again then we won't do anything differently and i hope it never had to do anything different but we're just going to hope you know and that and
line the thoughts and prayers line stop it stop it stop it yet your thoughts and prayers go out to know because you need to say something right and people do but if you're in the government if your policy maker then you do more than just say that you have you got it you know put your also on the line and step up and do something challenge to chat launch the gun lobby about registration of weapons it was easier for them to chat is the hotel lobby about security and hotels and then the channel the gun lobby about registration a weapon but he so here is the registration of weapons this guy had these weapons illegally i mean these are still like at the end of the day you're talking about a criminal possessing criminal weapons same thing sandy hook he got he got him from his mom who got legally right
he got an illegal yeah but you can still make it like you said if you made it more difficult if you had to take a class if you had to if your should had to be a strange and be a percent yeah didn't didn't have yeah should should be locked up minutes mean just i just don't know but what's interesting too is that trump used to be a democrat here's a democrat forever trump's of publicity you know i mean and he's you know this is this goes back to sarah pale right like i never liked sarah palin or agreed with sarah palin but i respect sarah palin's ability to manipulate the media sarah palin knew how to keep her name in the news you know you know kim kardashian's another one like you may not like kim kardashian but guess what you know who she is right you know who yes we all know who she is i read somewhere that she is the most famous woman on earth and i can believe that and i had
the bit about it had a whole bit about aliens come down here and try to figure out why that's the most famous woman on earth and her by using oj simpson yeah the whole is that oj simpson you know got out of you know like rob kardashian was oj simpson one of his journey remember they all die cancer yeah that's what's fuckedup yeah f lee bailey he's the only guy that's alive and he's broke living in maine somewhere everybody that oj off which johnny akron cancer kardashian died of cancer they'll just dump fuckin' love aimed their way lot of brothers in jail because johnnie cochran died limit such until i go live you do we miss johnny's i thought it up with johnny was good but if the glove does not fit you must acquit in everybody's life why is a lot of ball players doing times eight damn johnny thank you so you watch
the whole cuba gooding junior thing i've only watched one episode i watched one episode last night but it brought it all back underrated actor yeah he was he wanted oscar yeah i know but then to drop it off yeah you look at and that movie he did wooden arrow about being the first black diver was a man of honor or the phenomenon movie see the movie no never heard of it yeah i'm pretty sure man of honor something cuba gooding junior plays the first black deep sea diver edge true story yeah a man of honor two thousand check that he sort of being dropped off in a weird way would wonder what happened with him i don't know it's one of those things when he gets a chance to play a role he's phenomenal in it but so many times he gets these you know ground movies bullshit rolls and stuff like that i don't know how hollywood works on that level so i don't know what what it is but some poor choices poor choices
after a the agent movie show me the money was jerry maguire maguire after that movie there was a big drop off yeah it happens you know you know same thing happened with jamie foxx yeah but jamie box is still in the mix he still does everything i mean he was in there he was great django and that baby baby driver i didn't see that one i heard it was amazing yeah it's great movie it's good enough change it's just one of those weird dudes it seems like you could do anything super talent yeah this is super personable too that's another thing about him we had with is such an normal guy met him last would have been nicer he's very cool he did the podcast like couple months ago so normal as it comes there's a recent clip of him describing the potential tyson movie that might be making and like the opening of it that they might have worked out it's fucking it's like a three minute
love him just describing it down a little tyson impression in there well he can do in really amazing impressions he would be great as tyson just have to do a lot of roids yeah it's about to get real thing right it up there completely different body types he would have to write it up and he would have to actually learn how to box i don't know if he does but if you can't i have a guy he might have trained someone he did all leaves he was like what alleys corner man when he played alley wasn't he born brown yeah he was yeah pulled it off he looked like a you looked like he had been training but there's a few guys that you don't so yeah there he is hahaha yeah there's a few guys this just don't pull it off the in a fighter like even now
so crow when he played jim braddock is like not buying you imagine if boxing really was like movie fights where every punch can well some fights are go watch aterro gotti versus mickey ward those fucking it's literally war movie fights that's what everybody was so jazzed up about right there was some of the most i mean blood and guts fights for sure but preposterous fight stood right in front of each other and beat the shit out of each other that was hagler hearns that was the only fight i saw that that was a we've had a yeah we're just going to stand here now and just punch each other until it's over i will haggling is decided that that fight he mean he fought very strategically in most fights you know when he fought gabi mugabe was a murderous puncher and he took mugabe into deep bar and then followed him up and stopped him but not her and she said i'm going to jump right in your face mother
i'd like they didn't like each other they didn't didn't didn't hurt and break his hand like that why he couldn't keep punching he broke his hand on hagler said yeah and he heard hagler yeah he stunned hagler in the first round but hagler had a preposterous chin preposterous he's only down his entire career as a bulshit knocked down i forget who it was it knocked him down but some argentinian dude but as a bulshit knockdowns afaik knocked out wasn't legal flip and then he moved to italy and started making movies just banging italian trucks if you go to italy man i know you realize like why am i trying so hard yeah a little role dan yeah yeah the night mark maggie was not knocked down they should that's a stain on his manage to go back and remove that it was not a knock down do you see that they're going to play it play it let's watch oh see if you could find that that knocked down it's a bullshit fucking knocked down they don't have a clip
of roll down knocking down marvin hagler mom and i would still be disaster he had ridiculous muscles on the side of his head that was like he was built with like it was right here in his temples they said at the at the muscles that surrounded his temples were three times larger than a normal person's that happens right certain athletes for sure man some guy there is a born yeah yeah it is show it real quick let's see here all knocked down i mean he's like push down the back of his head did they going to show it you know they're going to show it in between rounds yeah just let it go for a second here would you do go back yeah show just in between rounds i'll show it on the replay so i went back to his corner forty eight ko's and it's sixty two five
and he's one of the few guys that when he lost his sugar ray leonard he just went fuck this and i don't think he lost that fight i've watched that fight a few times i thought it was a decision for how it should decision privately this c slip he mostly missed three miles south of the the ponds let's see he just kind of pushed into this forum and hagar a bounce right up that is not a knockdown mutherfuckers but he took some comes from mugabe mugabe was murdering people at that time but you know we were talking about football players boxer there's another one where they don't know when to let it go yeah like you got you got you can only take so many punches to the head yeah and then a fighter's well yeah could talking i'm going to come back now yeah did you get hooked on the fame but she got it at some point you gotta and it's not even when they get old it's when they get the like fifty like laid
do you live in that i mean the dells talking about making a comeback now at forty eight and i think he's been out of the fight game for at least five or six years where is the ufc gave him an oh um like sort of a know show job for a while and they said look you don't have to work just come and do some events every now and then you get a chunk of money every month and so he was living off that and doing really well with that but then we have sold and when the ufc sold they killed those jobs and this whole fuckin' ufc sold thing so crazy because they bought it for four billion dollars billion hi to make the monthly not they had a cut hundred jobs in the usa one hundred people got fired and now they had a they had a figure out some way to build well it's not just that it's like you gotta you gotta make payments have so they sold some more of it off they sold
some more of the assets off to some other corporations or some other people and i'm glad i don't have to deal with that shit dude i just show up and talk yeah i don't you know i don't envy the people that have to deal with the bean counters in the morning what i mean what is worth four billion dollars zero darwars yes it was like worth it yeah like i star wars billion dollars and i'm making money yeah that makes sense yeah disney bought that yeah but then they put star wars rock hides in like a slightly different it's disney you know you can get star tours the banks to come to your birthday party whole team of them probably have you done that ride at disneyland
yes i'm gonna disneyland down that ride you go gets like a virtual and i was right yeah the ride is awesome yeah an inmate again it's when disney does some they're going to do it right to move the movies like this is not going to be anymore does judge banks movies or any of that like disney's like yeah we were going to handle this yeah that kind of work he still he's in the star tours movie though yeah that thing the little thing when you sometimes you run into him like underwater is drawn and everybody gets excited but it's uh but the quality of movies went back up oh yeah for sure you know they don't play games yeah lot of money invested we're doing a star wars park at disneyland yeah some gigantic he was so it was what was it you speak tomorrow land or something like that with something else in there converting it making the whole thing star wars this is it's going to be open in like two years and it's going to be insane i don't know how
you are but do you remember when the first movie came so yeah you remember the first movie came out fuck yeah like like think about that when we think about george lucas like i'm going to make a movie that's going to change culture it is literally they're going to bring language change language like we're going have you know things we talk about right like jedi mind tricks worse and it it's it'll be mind boggling to sit back and say yeah i created this whole thing got to be mind boggling but do you think you set out to do that to me set out to just make i don't think they did no he just said i don't make a great movie and hit all the buttons for people everything ford for generations yeah you know generations to be like you know you know all the things you have the rebel with the fucking giant gorilla that followed him
if the gun the whites yoda old guys iota he had the wise iota he had the old man who is the master who's showing them how to do it a bastardized noel raiders villains of all time all the best to gag until people his mind yeah yeah any any you didn't see his eyes couldn't see anything if you know motion he just yeah that's all he did he did he just he would breathe he would agree that was the shed and imagine being a storm trooper just an average storm trooper an you hear this coming down the hall you're like oh shit i might die i might die like i don't know if i did my job right now but maybe he just needs to make an example which i watch today though so it's not it but it's still it's only still great because it brings back the memory of great it was yeah but no it's not the movie it was then but but i sent a fax we've never seen anything like that jump into hyperspace allow it
yeah it's amazing the special effects were terrible did you ever see um darth vader with the actors voice the actor yeah no yeah you can see it on youtube eight sacks well not exactly because you know the actor had to do the lines with the other actors right that's not quite the impact of james earl jones james earl jones i've voice that guy has ving rhames is the mark the modern version of the af ing range is a lot of voice is doing so the ufc and who you telling you to you're talking to a guy with the boys who can't get a job because he because being reigned in those guys do it yeah yeah because and you know i lost one to danny glover and i'm goodbye over medium black man you got lethal weapon money you didn't need this it's a guinness beer commercial i needed that competition out there bro always going to lay down for you know by now it works but not in the voice over again i gotta start punching people in the throat
voice over games are weird game right there's some dudes like you know who's testing one is the guy from ray donovan fox's name leave schreiber leave leave leave leave schreiber but he's really good at it he a lot of the ufc ones once for fox and i can never remember his name but donald sada oh yeah toys toys the voice of delta it's he's a voice of juice is he dead he's is it donald sutherland my santa right is that the right after the guy with the white hair donald sutherland is the guy who was in invasion of the body snatchers maybe a lot of eight thousand two hundred and eighty two same guy he did he just did the hunger games movies he was like the president in the hunger that's the guy right it's a movie with helen mirren yeah yeah that guy he does a ton whenever i think of him i think of
invasion the bystanders then it became one of the guys you know who's getting paid the guy who does the allstate you know there's another one that i could have done yeah that guy i could dennis haysbert i could have done that a lot less usually only one of those names a friend of mine used to work with him on a series that's why i know his name you can go to any mall in america he was also guy he was also major league he was serrano in major league jobu number that at all i barely remember major league yeah that's him major league i love that maybe that's a that was a fun fuckin' movie that's one of those movies that if you're flicking channels and it's on i'm watching yeah yeah yeah charlie sheen back for the crack yep wesley
it's nice when he was paying taxes trying to act like it wasn't omar epps played the same character in the second movie i like to really place wesley wesley a bunch so great patton oswalt bit he does about being in blade two and about how replaced wesley snipes halfway in the movie this was i don't know allegedly was fucking around coke or something really and just was completely off his rocker you know it was a weird time form i've got a friend who grew up with them yeah i mean literally like wesley was sleeping on his couch when he got his first american express commercial his first acting job oh yeah and and then he got i forgot what he did some movie it was a fight movie or something like that and he kind of disappeared on my buddies wife she's always like you better
never wesley snipe us oh you better not disappear using his first movie commercial for western oh yeah it was good that commercials commercial money was always a big thing right then there have you ever have you got a national commercial back then you got paid back that up here the scene where the pipe was going off huh god dam hilarious look at the computer can i get the computer back then so western union numbers into a terminal gotta get that bail money so that's our lifetime in our lifetime things have changed so radically stop and think about thirty years before that it wasn't much different this is a little different but i think it is now so you think about parents lifetimes yeah exactly
to go from radio active live from radio to the internet not that my mom will mess with the internet here mom doesn't fall within their we tried her church started doing the bulletins online so he gave her smart phone like a few years ago i gave her one of those but they call it the cricket oh yeah we have like four numbers on yeah and that's all you do and well they made a smart phone version and it literally has one button that says email a button it says text button it says pictures and a button that says call and it's like mom i can't like simplest we could do she wouldn't do it she won't mess with it while she was there for a long time you know my mom was still like talk fast as long distance you know it was like don't worry i got this i got a long distance money yes well i got long distance money that's right remember when member when roaming with you would drive your car an hour
outside of where your coverage area was should be fucked if you got eight in t you still got room man at and t u they used to just break me when i travel it was ridiculous really and and forget when like when you went to the festival in montreal it's like listen i'm a need my pay plus att money call a call i know a lot of dudes to use their phone overseas and didn't know when they got one thousand dollars bill got back home like one thousand dollars for phone call in the one guy he did he used his data but he kept use his phone like he had a three thousand dollars bill when he came back from montreal his dad who is on twenty four slash seven for like eight days it's how can they charge you that much that's true they cut it in half or so like that but it was still yeah they give you a break unreal so sweet of them yeah but it's interesting
competition is sort of a race that whole roaming thing like because more people were jockeying for share of the market verizon at and t mobile all these different people players sprint and they just had to make some concessions for competition well the next big test is going to be one thousand dollars iphone right 'cause if people pay it then what phones are going to cause well isn't that new samsung galaxy note eight isn't that similarly priced nothing's going to be up there yeah they're basically computers that no data is pretty fucking sweet man they're bad as but that's that's a big jump that's basically you're doubling the price for cell phone what are the new ones now adding new ones now or five to six hundred bucks i don't think they are if you just buy it but that's the point but now you know
going to get that you know you know 'cause it's always been you get the discounted price sign up for two years or so that well apparently with this one it's going to be just you gotta just by the phone they just can't grade yeah so it's i think it's a test because if people don't go for it then i'll be like oh well we got to go back to the old model and this job willing to pay more money for a phone if you knew that the phone was made by people that got paid a living wage yeah i would yeah i'm i'm all about that man i'm i'm fine with paying more for something to take care of the employees that's the best argument for made in america that made in america argument is like some people look at it patriotism and nationalism and i could see that there's also the argument if it's made in america then people have to get paid at least minimum wage hello you know who said it and it's been
so i think it's one of his great quote henry ford henry ford said never forget you have to pay him enough to by the cars i that's a smart quote and they forgot henry ford was a wizard yeah henry it also figured out that you can make fenders out of hemp and their far superior to men there's an old video you're seeing those the old video of his first car know his first are that he made had fenders made out of hemp and he's banging it with a hammer the hammers is just hemp is forget about whatever feels about marijuana falcon stoners always trying to push it on us just hemp itself as a text as a as a commodity hemp when they use him to make things out of hemp is of strange fiber where if you had a piece of hemp like the
is this water bottle is a large water bottle right have you had a piece of hemp that was that thick you would be hard like oak but lightly also would it so again weird similar to bamboo for its go to bamboo but stronger much stronger it's a very very strange it's the impact is ten times stronger than steel hemp plastic panels now you see find the video it's a crazy video because in the video he's banging on this fender with a hammer well anyways the video because he had my phone to make videos in nineteen ten this is we had to do it on a truck filled another one of those things the poet crank it back yeah right crank yeah you probably did like that's his car actually pretty dope car if you had that today drive around that whether by now yes he
on it with a bounces off and it's complete sustainable you can plant it in an area and regenerate it within a year whereas if have the same issue with trees you try we generate an area with trees it takes decades so is it well i guess it so be more melinda bamboo then fiberglass yes more similar to bamboo than fiberglass but superior to both of those things it's fucking amazing it's a fiberglass cracks and breaks oh yeah i know flight like fiberglass but far stronger i had a i had a corvette the defender just cracked and broke off of course number one we have a magnificent more yeah they come who made a car recently out of hemp lotus lotus made a hemp car really recently an you know people are hoping that other manufacturers are going to start using this because it's actually safer it's
stronger than fiberglass safer than fiberglass and it's like the similar in in terms of its weight so stripe down the middle is exposed is it there's photos where you could see it more clearly jamie see if you like just yeah there it is so that is what the actual fiber looks like it's not painted on and sealed or it's just old rather but not colored so you can see that the fiber it's it's incredible stuff man and it doesn't fuck with the environment it's actually bird it's a cleaner process so why is it not being used because it's connected to marijuana that's the only reason just publish yeah well it's just bad publicity up until very recently was it legal to grow in the united states now i know this for a fact because my company on it we had to i all of our hemp from canada when we sell hemp protein which is one of the best versions of protein that you can get in plant based
because it has a full amino acid profile very easy to digest and if you get high quality hemp hearts like the stuff that we sell real easy going down like it doesn't fuck with you or give you gas like some people have issues with like way pro even if they have any sort of lactose intolerance and some people just doesn't doesn't agree with them happens very easy to digest i mean i take it hamp protein shake and i'll go to the gym like an hour later and have no issues working out pretty hard whereas some stuff just so you i fuckedup i fuckedup up eating but because as of all the laws that have been in existence since the 1930s regarding hemp and marijuana one thing that a lot of people don't even realize the laws were actually put in place to stop hemp as a commodity not really stop marijuana they stop marijuana to stop hemp mean there was all done by william randolph hearst the this in the nineteen thirties
things two thousand seventeen with propaganda the term marijuana was never used marijuana was a wild mexican tobacco the reason why they use the term marijuanas 'cause they could instead of saying canada which everybody already knew instead of saying camp which everybody already knew they said well there's this drug cold marijuana in these mexicans and blacks are smoking is drug and rape and all the white women yeah that was literally yeah the thirteen a documentary they talked about it amazing thing to do with opium and the chinese from the real world yeah you know that is to the this day is why hemp is such a problem in this country all that bullshit from nineteen thirty something is why still we still have issues with the hemp protein do you get high off of it and everything it doesn't it snow thc whatsoever it's just the fiber from the stocks it's not just curious for the meat personally i meant to try it but yeah oh have protein is amazing but i do
sorry likes cb dis which you know really great for pain and pain medication on pain tall information and things on those lines some people a great fit since as he gets high off of it now i don't understand he said he tries that charlotte's web cbd oil which is full profile hemp oil he says it get some high they might be crazy it's fits is it is a sweet boy things react differently dave metabolism yeah but if we were you know if we were reasonable and intelligent will be making a load of things with him the for the fiber is so easy to regenerate so easy to grow it's totally sustainable it's healthy maybe that will maybe that'll change i'm hoping maybe that'll change in time when we're slowly slowly waking up and getting rid of those well like you said the propaganda create you know one other thing is that people make plastic with it you can make degradable biodegradable hemp plastic
well you've been weed i mean it you know people that we've had legal weed right people aren't running the streets raping i am for it well yeah but still you might have been just smoke i don't know who i am i'd like a wake up covered in blood joe doesn't i meant that it wasn't the week is the idea that you know this is the one that's illegal is so fucking crazy right would you just go to a liquor store or just you know go to a bar almost anywhere yeah look and that's the lobby i obeyed this crazy article about the we thing in vegas like they made a compromise with the liquor lobby that you had to have a liquor distributor license to distribute the marijuana to literally take it to the display this and no one got the license so they couldn't deliver it
i mean i'm sure they'd figured it out but initially like nobody could deliver yeah the liquor companies like why would we deliver it like we don't want to you know we want you drink well they were running into its shortage it was so chaotic when they first they couldn't couldn't distribute it anywhere else crazy but they couldn't keep up with the demand either this is so insane no doubt no doubt any they still have the money issue right they still have the issue of the risk of put into the banks especially with sessions yeah sessions could be some anti weed guy had little goofy alf one of weird fucker that guy is you know it's just i like watching trump on them yes sort of to swallow it and eat it you know in the beginning he was trump is real high on him and then he wouldn't recruit recluse himself because i investigation russia my favorite joke was when roy wood junior called sessions of confederate monuments
great job yeah he's he was a guy that was it was ted kennedy that was calling him a disk race like back in the 1980s this guy was well he was too racist to be a judge like in the reagan era and i mean literally like congress was like no like you too you're too far gone and yet this guy has a long history of crazy yeah i know what he wants to bring back just say no days literally said that he wants to bring back the policy of just say no and the on war on drugs stolen people in jail forever just same no thank you they live in the nancy reagan day it's a main and that was probably progressive for him you know i mean that was that was a lot yeah he's a he's moved these are those are right he's one of those guys that like he wants it to be one thousand nine hundred and fifty yeah
that's his dream he wants it to be one and get all the ladies things were good he wants to be one thousand nine hundred and fifty that they were black people were segregated there were no mexicans like mexicans didn't even didn't even exist in the fifty so you know he was the only one he would be only latino in america and the jets and the jets had west side story they were crazy ricky ricardo was cuban cubans were completely respectable it's like a man from spain the man from spain i come over to america with spanish gentleman you know it's like there's a difference like when people started looking at mexicans came became this different thing cuba was vegas yeah it was vegas my dad was around in that era when cuba was where you went on cation and gambling the model ran at all yeah i must be weird times on it had to be crazy but they still have the cars from back then and they keep them running with anything
anything but you know you talk about engineers like can you imagine if today you still had to keep a nineteen fifty three chevy running with like engines she just like you might think you're creative but here's one thousand nine hundred and fifty three chevy half of a boat in a lawn like this this is literally the professor from gilligan's island where you just like you just make shit work can say don't remember that show they remember macgyver they don't remember the professor from gilligan's island was the original mikoda professor used to like make machine seems out of bananas and palm fronds and they had a show today everybody would be fucking nobody fuct back then no nothing ever happened on tv which is always have make up on it for with everybody she had heels in address on on the smart people look at mariana go home want i want mary ann's the movie
yeah move you want her she's like loki's probably freaking bed but she's like she keep it in a huge probably banging kill again he thinks oh yeah in real life we could no if you figure the professor and the skipper were fighting over ginger all the time right and the hollows had each other so maryann she just you know slip in and out on gilligan what about skipper that poor phuc skipper just bizarre attacks in havana hit us by networking cuba what is that typed in this i was looking at recent news and this is coming out yesterday attacks on us personnel in havana what is this what's happening to them spies to the to the embassy under diplomatic cover reported hearing bizarre sounds experiencing so this was the audio a tax write off hitting him with sound motion
experiencing even stranger physical facts united states realize something was wrong individuals familiar with the situation said yeah we do using some sonic weapon started within days of president donald trump surprise election in november surprise election ok the precise timeline remains unclear including whether intelligent officer intelligence officers were the first victims hit or merely the first victims to report it the uss has all the situation i'm going to date administration largely has described the twenty one victims wow at the u embassy personnel or member the diplomatic community that description suggested only bona fide people mats in their family members were struck with no logical motivation beyond disrupting usa cuban relations yeah it was some sort of cedar not even describing kind of attack it is so with some scroll down here the first disturbing reports of
sing high pitched noises in inexplicable ailments pointed to deliberately targeting the us government intelligence network on the communist run island and what seems like a bone chilling escalation of the for tat spy games the washed and van have waged over the last half century on the net for me in new year's interesting have you heard of the brown no what's that it's i i was thought that maybe it was getting at this but it i don't even know if it's actually real but it sounds like it's real it's a sonic note that can be used supposedly weaponized to make someone shut them self oh i did hear about that i know when i was in audioscore member were asking teacher if you can if that's at a possibility or whatnot and i don't know if we ever got anywhere lipstick it's not a test it well how that sounds i don't know who found the man of your neck yes it is when when they would hear it hello
i mean hearing that stops at twenty herbs which is a real like low base you can buy a you have to have really good hearing to even hear that if you do sound to someone a play that sound at almost a sound like a pressure to feel like a pressure change in your head i have a friend whose fears are up my friend john dudley notes on the his ears are up from guns like you shot a lot of guns in his younger and blues hearing out but so as a hard time hearing certain things but he can hear really deep sounds way better than i can my hearing is good but he he's got like it's almost like you know when one is blind they can hear better it's almost like that like his his hearing is up but certain notes penetrate the don't get me but you can hear like like a deep sounds like an animal grunting life and he's like you i don't know i don't hear shit that most people can't hear it's weird very weird because most of the sounds up yes so he does is that brown note real
asking for your computer i have heard of it that would be that would be your best and worst podcast ever the brown note yet ask her cars she shooting themselves on the train ship themselves on the plane that was amazing but i hate it yeah and he played in the background of the most amazing podcast ever like you have some really cool person in here really interesting subject remember mythbusters tried to do this and i think they used the really really big sound system to try to recreate this low frequency content stuff almost impossible to get an i think they didn't get very far because they don't have that government chip bro stuff they use in cuba maybe that's what's going on those people shooting themselves they just don't want to say it friday i was hoping it would say something like that yeah i wonder what the sonic attack is like a do they pointed out yes you can they have that i know right or the speaker can be
they can literally pointed at you look across the street and press a button the sounds going right at you and fucking with you here will sound is directional so that absolutely makes sense yeah how weird is they're doing who's doing that must be someone in the cuban government doesn't want us over there was just to fuck with the just a fuck with the diplomats the yankee spies like this so that is something that's always going on there's just little games they play with each other yeah this is they couldn't even in cuba they couldn't even hear him they just were and they weren't even aware of an attack there's later they had symptoms wow wow probably have a headache i would imagine yeah housetrip boy magic that gets in the wrong hands will it becomes like a you know technology gets into the hands of regular people eventually like tasers and shake just go buy a taser and you could buy some sound it just point your neighbor was mowing the lawn are giving you know if the amp is an emp a real threat to like america or whatever like the matrix style mpy
without all the electronics with the real issue with it is natural solar blasts any sort of solar flare mean there's there's a massive potential for solar interrupt in interruption our entire power grid like some as solar flare happens and just cooks all of our satellites the entire power we have are from scratch were down so no power for months b e m p well we're in port rico be a mp is real but i think you have to create so much power to have one that big i think that's that's the limiting fact i had a guy in here peter schiff was here with us today this the son brought darkness in quebec there's a blackout caused by solar flare like those in the 90s eighty nine it's okay the entire province of quebec canada sort of electrical power blackout hundreds of blackouts occured in some parts of north america every year to go back back out was different because
phone was caused by a solar storm yeah apparently like what we're what we've tracked so far in terms of like solar activity is just a tiny fraction of what the sun is capable of in this case the sun is capable of some pretty wild variations and if those wild variations if it hits like a real odd end it could just fuck her entire system oh well we're at the mercy of nature always you know no matter how big our egos get over our creations but we build nature it is like you know wipe touch the minute you know to me like there's not i used to joke about that like look at my beach house wish to read i stayed at one for awhile and at night time it reveals itself here in the daytime it looks beautiful look at all the beautiful blue water it's amazing so pretty the ocean at night it is a black my
like space it's a dark monster cuz you don't see anything and you realize like go that is fucking could drill ends of gallons of water they can just swallow up the entire city tons of weight and pressure like that you know sh sh like snow snow is the same way you know it's shut everything down just a few snow fall but you don't live next just know that's the fuckedup thing about living next to the ocean you're literally on the edge but you can open one of places that gets hit with you know ten feet of snow twelve feet of snow and you screwed yeah but you could see that should come and get out of dodge but we don't know so we don't want rich people live on the edge that's the same thing with earthquakes i told my mom a long time ago like she be are you okay i said mom let's one day i make enough money to live somewhere i have to worry about you know so you know i mean like i live in the valley i'm fine like i wish i wish
the worry about fires but there's no brush clearing little bit now i don't have a full kit i have a red cross kit and a couple of gallons water but i'm going to i'm going to expand on that i have some food freeze dried food you know a guy who went through katrina told maine cash cash he said keep cash in the house he said after katrina milk was one hundred dollars a gallon one hundred wow yeah he said you gotta keep a large sum of cash in the house as part of your disaster kit something i never would have thought about it yet there's a disaster the price of everything goes up and cash is the only currency like you can't use credit cards if there's no tricity was there an issue in houston where people get arrested for price gouging on water and yet they would charge and i don't know what is it ninety bucks a case i think for water one hundred dollars a gallon for gas or something human nature
what are you gonna do with us i wish we could wrap this up on a nice note i gotta gotta end this alright anything good to say to people yeah yeah be be nice to nice to people you know you know it bothered now seriously so this is a little thing but you know what bothers me don't if you it'll hit the door close button yeah mister seeking asylum button is just an asshole it's no time that door closed that's an asshole move people like it though they like press a button to see someone almost held it hold all you went away that's how that's how i'm changing the world so that's why i'm shaped listen i can't solve gun violence i can't i can't help with the football protests or anything but if you can just not press the door close button it's a start but there are some dumb mutherfuckers with like four kids when the elevator is completely packed like hold the door hold the door like where you go now where you going where you going and if your kid presses
every button on the elevator and he accidentally takes one to the head we can't tell response let's see see i'm not saying that he's had his elbow height we're just moving not saying he got in the way of saying stay away from the door close button don't plus that door close button nice gentleman that's service strong advice from alonzo boden it's the wings of about but eventually become a hurricane you letting someone in that elevator might change the course of history think about it it's like when peter parker let that burglar pass by and it killed his uncle ben boom in the spider man exactly yeah all strong words i like it on both plays gentlemen thanks to you brother thank you ladies and gentlemen for tuning you mother thanks to square space get yourself off fuckin' bitchin' website ladies and gentlemen for real get off your asses do it it's simple it's easy anyone could do it
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