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#1075 - Duncan Trussell

2018-02-08 | 🔗
Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comedian, and host of his own podcast “The Duncan Trussell Family Hour”.
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hey ladies and gentlemen i'm going on the road next week next thursday friday and saturday i'm in california bakersfield thursday night fresno friday night and santa barber on saturday night all of them with the great and powerful hence hinchcliffe tickets are available for the second show in bakersfield the second show in fresno and i think santa barbara's basically sold out but joe rogan dot net forward slash tour for all that stuff there might be a few single tickets left in santa barbara arm but i'm having fun and i'm excited i have been threatening to come to bakersfield forever i never threatened come to fresno but i'm threat now pregnant after that i'm going to be in new orleans on march 15th miami on the 16th in orlando fl on the 17th then on the 30th of nov much rather i'm in nashville hollow and then charlotte on the 31st joerogan dot net four
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we don't even realize it's went by it flew by the great and powerful duncan truss the joe rogan experience join my day joe rogan podcast by night all day before we even start the podcast rest in peace john anthony west he died yesterday want to call scott my favorite people that ever gone the podcast the first and only full gas that i've ever on skype the only so i did it on skype is 'cause he wasn't feeling well and he couldn't fly to california so i said this guy is so important i generally like to have conversation with people when they're in the room i think they go more friendly and their smoother that way you can work through any bumps easier that way you feel but it feels like it's real i mean but he was so important to me i would have fucking taken a raven note you know i mean he just if you
never seen the dvd series magical egypt it truly an amazing piece of work it's i think six dv ds all about the history of egypt and the immense complexity of structures that are built there the priest and this guy had for what the egyptians did was just off the charts he was injured so deeply engaged with it it was such a joy giant part of his life and the path russian and the curiosity that he had in the knowledge that he had in these dv ds would come through and you would just be like holding your face watched him when all my god these are amazing just what the crazy time in human history this weird blip in the middle of north africa where these people just went way past everybody else just wait
they passed and they did it along time man they did in this one in spot for who knows how long that there was thousands and thousands of years and graham hancock then john anthony w are the people that are really at the front of the line in terms of the public eye of pushing the timeline back and there's real evidence for yeah sure i mean hancocks getting super vindicated regency is and you know john anthony w have indicated as well by robert schoch who's a geology from boston university he went to egypt and he studied the enclosure that the sphinx was in and he's the guy that determined that you were looking that were created by thousands of years of rainfall which would push back would what we know about the the about the climate was like in that area which is it back to somewhere around nine thousand years ago which is crazy 'cause look however old it was it's real the pyramids are a real thing sure i mean
everybody gets real weird about pushing the date back like when it happened there's no way it happened thirty one thousand years ago it definitely happened two thousand five hundred pc but maybe maybe but it be if it did let's just say it all was it just came out of nowhere somewhere around that arrow why don't crazy spot man me forget about the the confusion and the conflict around the timeline just what it is those people work on another level what is the main reason people get so pissed off at hancock and west for trying to push the time because they've been teaching one timeline for a long time they don't want to admit they were wrong if somebody publishes a book about the timeline and it just definitively says we know now that egypt was a you know hunter agriculture that somewhere around three thousand bc erupted into this incredible civilization
they just been teaching that for so long i mean they've been teaching out not that version of it but there were there version is more accurate than what i just said i'm just making up numbers but the point is what they've been teaching is probably not right and if they wrote books about it they've taught classes about it all these people it's ego it's just the ego of scientists there is one hundred percent some ego involved because there was a conversation that john anthony w and doctor robert schoch had within egyptologists in the egypt all this is on a television show that was actually on tv was on like nbc was called the mystery i think it was actually narrated by charlton heston and it was all about john anthony w west work and about graham hancock's work and robert shocks work and when they brought this geological evidence to these egypt just they were openly mocking it like laughing in this weird w gold what
what evidence is there for this civilization back down like how much evidence you think would be there but you have to realize how long though he's talking about he's talking about may ten thousand five hundred bc maybe earlier they think it might have also started somewhere around thirty thousand years ago which is just fucking bananas oh there it is mystery the saints powerful jamie find it online they are john anthony w up he literally dedicated his life to absorb being as much information as possible about the nature of the construction time periods the hieroglyphs i mean it's just an amazing amazing body of work that that guy put together powerful charlton heston looking into that and so i would hang out with him i don't care even if his wacky wanted to talk about guns all day i really come on
oh hell yeah you hang out with charlton heston who's gonna turn down charlton heston remember when charlton hasn't got a gun on tv and he was like dell take my rifle when they pry my cold dead hands off of you did he hold up a rifle when he said that are up by imagine i don't know man i think he probably did so why not why not why not hold up fucking massive symbol for your cock your harry potty said it it's real it's just as i imagined you will never take my cock from maine it's even better because it's a musket why not just hold up a rock just like a rock any crank who's with rock yeah people get fucking really passionate about that that guns circumcision i am off i am all for responsible people being able to guns but i'm also
completely in agreement with people to say that there's too many people out there committing crimes with guns so how do you how do you how do you clean all that up i do not know well it's worth thinking about it is worth thinking about and it's worth talking about and people get upset when you start talking about it because they wanted to be just now we have a right to have any kind of gun that we want but there but they're missing one of the real big problems when you just weirdly seeing the very beginning of it dude and this ties and you know what you want must just blasted of kerr and his face he blessed test live this way there's a tassel of floating around the planet now and like the the way that connects with guns is this is an example the technology falling into the hands of like a private company this isn't the government this is like even fucking bad ass yes i go to burning man musk a duty just a burning man shot a fucking tesla into space which is now i
yeah it's going to rotate around the planet for some certain i don't know how long it's going to be up there but it's going to mars oh that fucking things he put in orbit around mars missed one pass mars you duffy line will guess what man that could have been my mom my mom you've been on that playing you fucking ass so you fucked up illan you could've done better dumb dumb with your rockets that can land and shooting a car into space but that is what happens when you take it out the government's hands and put it in a genius his hands but he's got a very unique ability to get things done sure that boring project that he's doing under la flamethrowers there's certain guys that are so so part that everybody goes 'cause ok sure everybody is steps back no way why do you want to dig holes through the bottom math list we went to the la city council meeting is like look guys i can fix this
traffic thing when i'm going to do is i'm going to drill holes underneath the ground i'm going to put your car on a high speed sled you don't even drop starts out like this it's like ok guys so you can remember it used to be at the banks with the suction tube where you take the tube and your mom put the check in and it gets sucked in what i'm going to do that with fucking buses under the city what do you think write the check they're not going to let you do it but the thing where it connects to guns is it's like we're looking at very very very beginning of private individuals having access to techna oh gee that normally was in the hands of the state governments and this is the very crazy b think of it i didn't know he was shooting it at mars for some reason i thought that fucking thing was going to like rotate around
earth which made me worry that like we're going to end up with like a ring billionaire cars 'cause it'll be like the coolest thing for billionaires to do shoot your car open space also great way to dispose of bodies 'cause like there's that astronaut in there and i keep thinking like i bet that's wanna e lawn musk's enemies i bet he that could be a body in there no one would ever you manage of it is just magic visits to some who robbed you i must get a business deal yeah just shot the guy and have one of his flunky stuff him into a car yeah you never buy just disappeared you just disappear that could be fucking anybody man control to major tom and then also what's really bad ass about this is the flat earthers are now like really having problems because of the so many sent me a video today show me that it's fake early on twitter so me this is fake it's fake brand what is
take like what you're saying the moon the sky the guy the car your mom take take take back make your moms flat as fuck man your moms flatter than the planet earth bro and the earth flat but is it this like the what's crazy about the john anthony w stuff in the graham hancock stuff is like in the way that flatter and delusional insane way sort of forces you to imagine yourself existing in a universe that's completely different than what you thought and i think that's why it's really appealing like it's an appealing cool beautiful hilarious mythology which is hello how cool would that be if we really were on a flat earth and like if i just keep going
one direction and hit the ice won't hit the ice will be over the ice well now we're in the land of the grades you now i'm no longer does your hand i'm not it's like it's a freeing feeling because like even though it's not like i travel enough to feel stock in fact in california which is an insane thing there's a little piece of us that knows we're never going to going to space we're never gonna get past we're now we're going to how do you get off the map you know what i mean like there's something in a human that wants to get off the fucking map where you end up in a place that hasn't been charted yet and that's an experience that's gone basically like that i mean i imagine swaths of the amazon perhaps or like someplace deep deep in the arctic maybe in a cave or something but it used to be people just didn't fucking know you could go off the map and you had no idea i think that must have been the biggest rush wish to be on a ship and looking at the maps that you guys have an you're like fuck dude this is
we don't know where we're at here man like this is unknown uncharted terrain so flattered is a really i'm not i don't believe the earth is flat i think it's more like a triangle shape but that is a big dick it's a giant osment dick at the we're looking at the head of the dick and they just don't want us to know that 'cause it's kind of embarrassing fucking earth looks like a big spinning dick so cgi bro shaped like a it's just big blue and white fucking dick green yeah why do people want that we want we always want things to be weird right we want like the flat earth one is my favorite one because it's just would could you imagine their rice images they were right imagine if the whole planet thought the world was round and there's all this information to show the world is round for thousands of years ago people were doing calculations or stick and sticks
is the ground and equal distance and measuring them and trying to see if there's curvature and the zones in people that suspected the earth was round way before they could ever figure it out they were trying to settle the moon is around the sun is right yeah this is ron huh yeah probably this is round yeah she would kind of think well how big is this fucking thing and then if you get up high enough you can kind of see like well if it is really big i see like a very slight curvature like maybe do or is on my mind fucking myself right and we just sat around and mind fucked yourself into thinking that it was all a scam yeah and that the world is actually flat and then gravity isn't real either everybody's wrong yeah except guy on youtube it's exciting
magnets pull people into the area of your life gets so exciting at that point yeah now you're you're you feel danger yeah you're risking your by getting out there because the nass holes are gonna take you out if the clinton find doubts and clinton foundation finds out about your your theories yeah you're being flat your father come get your going to get you said now you live it now you get to live in maybe i'm not very happy world but an exciting world because you're seeing vans you're seeing fucking like create now this is by the way this is not say that there isn't some massive huge unknown swath of reality that sitting right in front of us at all times that's actively being hidden by the united states government the military has the technology that they finally detected the thing and they don't want us to know 'cause they know if we know who the fuck knows what the reason is but they don't want us to know just yet i'm not saying that's not the case i'm just saying with flat earth in particular freaking the fuck out man what do you know what do i know
what do you know man the fucking problem is i can't talk about it yet oh my stop getting the check there like you can't like will tell you but you can't you can't completely reveal it seems like one of the videos that would play before you like first loading up half life ten this is the new new half life the government is hiding a dimension we have access it just come out that they picked up some kind of ufo like the government did release ufo video i always assume this is captain skepta go over i always assume if the government is ever saying that there's ufos or something really crazy like that it's to hide some but they're doing like guatemala it's like they don't want anybody to be paying attention to something weird they are doing well well just start talking about ufos everybody's like for real like a real spaceship you got
the video man i mean it's a really huge question mark which is in their rp go out there if you like thank you it was said to have answers to why they're descended it this ideas there's a garage dissemination of information that's happening because they're they're priming the pump and then it splits into two versions one of the versions of the stories is fuck if you want to dominate a planet get them kind of like subconsciously subliminally primed for the idea that you know i think there's some really advanced technology out there and there's there's aliens riding around in it and we make contact we've make contact with they call themselves the galactic council of celestial elders and they've been making contact with us for the last fifty years and they've been instr
acting us and how to not only reveal themselves to you but to let the technology come out in a way that is not going to be completely catastrophic for our society there peace loving wonderful beings but we've decide to follow their instructions to the t and so now there ready to introduce themselves and then suddenly an alien is on tv and suddenly the government is using a completely made up thing to try to dominate the planet by saying no it's aliens we found them when in fact it's project bluebeam right that's that's one of that is the other ideas all that shit's true they there's a thing that happens when a planet reaches a certain level of technological sophistication that it gets contacted by buy some kind of order council federation of cynthian technological
civilizations and they sort of begin to like walk the planet through phases of of getting that shit out into the world in a way that is it going to fuck up their planet and they know how to do it they have a system in place they don't come from the stars they're not something detectable by telescopes they're like in the dmt realm are there like existing in some alternate dimension and technology is just one of the things that they use to communicate with us been toying around with this idea for along time most of the time when i'm really high that idea does are a life form that they're not it's not as simple as your creativity pudding together some pieces that weren't there before i think it's that but i think it's also so you're tuning into something you're tuning into some weird like some of the
idea is almost seem to write themselves and it could be because the subconscious process of your mind but it also could be could be because these what ideas are and what just a concept of thinking is it's essentially the seeds of creation right everything that's ever existed on earth that humans have invented and built came from a mind they came from thinking how do i put together this house yeah how do i put together this skyscraper how do i make a plane how to make a tv how do i make of this how to make it that like we're vessels for ideas were like sitting there with all these neurons firing electricity going left and right and all these area of our brains lighting up it's catching ideas and when i'm super gone especially on edibles sometimes i feel like i'm in a river of ideas and i'm naked and i can't hold the fish they just flying by me i'm like jesus just trying to get the
ideas that's right it almost feels like these are not my ideas these are ideas that i'm working on i put in the effort to go out and fish for these ideas well it's kind of like a match and if there was a technology they could like we send out the signals into space i'm satellites with with with records in them but perhaps other civilizations are blasting the plan with ideas at that are designed to be picked up by the scope of the human mind yeah and so what you're doing is you're actually like popping into an alien frequency which is filled with all these various ideas that are part of the cultivation of a planet to like try to get it to the point of like being able make contact in there they're just seating seating us with with i don't when you read like john lilly and read about tesla and read about a lot of the great inventions that have happened the people you had that opinion is moment
it wasn't like there were scrunching their fucking forehead it was like the idea came to them in a vision how many terms you hear over and over again it came to me in a vision a dream to know that the very notion of science itself came to supposedly like the birth of science came from a dream that day cards have really yeah he had a dream that i forget exactly the term that heat the way they use it i'm sure it was decipher too right like what did he originally speak what language the car descartes speak fuck i don't know man like i think it was like classic nerd he was he was out like at war who's like campaign his french he's french he was i believe was like he was on a military campaign in the army or something along those lines and he signed up for adventure to go off into the military and
during that time period he had a dream that something about to be able to harness nature it would be done in weights and measurements i forget exactly the term see if you can find the term that was essentially what people say this is really when you talk about the very birth of like the earliest you could back the idea of modern science like the ethics the ideas the concepts of modern science well don't you from injury done to it goes i mean before to cart we're dealing with like it gets really interesting because you're dealing with that alchemists like john dee who are who are i mean john d with someone who is who's twenty john deere is this like you know jason louvre you know that is he's an author he just wrote this fucking badass book on john t use this one of those people that kind of like crawley i had this huge impact on society but we don't
we know alot would most people don't know the funky wise bryant but you've heard of like the nokian tablets are like the nokian angels basically john d was like alchemist who is working with queen elizabeth to try to turn then a gold which is a you know a big pursuit back then which is like if we could turn if we can transmute metals in to go cold it's like i mean yeah they all tried to do that right was that when they first started recognizing elements like when did they first recognized elements i i don't i i don't i probably that it's must be through alchemy because they're like trying to break things down to their fundamental they're trying to break things down to like their fundamental components the movies are about that someone trying to make gold well i mean it's it's one of the great pursuits yeah and it's actually that's good that there's it's what we're still doing only we're not trying to turn lead into gold were trying to turn led into a thinking machine that's what we're doing now because better than turning matter
the goal if you can turn matter into a fucking thing that is thinking and sent eent then it can figure out turn lead into gold by its advanced ability to process data and you are an alien race you would be concerned got nuclear weapons for sure but you would really be concerned about artificial life share what do you what do you assholes about to hit the switch on have you thought this through would like those minions in despicable me where we just wrecking shit and eating nails we just trying things sticking electrical sockets in our heads do can you imagine if beings in the dmt realm decided start setting off nuclear explosions i mean maybe that's an earthquake is maybe one we have an earthquake it's like a nuclear test in another dimension shaking our planet yeah i said it no it
fucking believe it i can already hear the link people being like what the fuck are you talking about man june eighth one thousand six hundred and thirty seven descartes cutco defies scientific method wow interesting he yeah outlines his rules for understanding the natural world through reason and skepticism forming the foundation of the scientific method still in use today there is a a term that he had that he came up with like in a dream see if you can find that because there was like a phrase that he said obviously translated from french i i'd there's i did the reason i i the the cart buddies me that one no it's not i think therefore i am but that was obviously an interesting one he liked it do shit like and i could be wrong about this but i clearly remember reading about this he was like what do you call it a mechanist early keep
leave the animals were just machines basically and so so like he would like and jamie if you could look this up so i don't get a with people being like that's a diff person but apparently he would do shit like hold a dogs beating heart and it's in his hand while it died oh my god and he said things like people who are afraid to kick dogs aren't really my students because they know shut up jamie sure this not like propaganda if there was infowars dot com back then what's going on here this is why i'm covering it with like i'm not saying he's out there kickin dogs i think he was kickin dogs i think the cart white but i just found this pretty rough maybe they all kick dogs back then in a nutshell fine for a philosopher rene two cards didn't believe if animals had souls to test his theory he nailed his wives dog to board and chopped it open while the poor thing we're still a long guy fungi creator science with a nail in dogs to fucking bored or would you read this how do we
this is really it's own fuckedhard dot com knowledge not knowledge nuts i hope you really are knowledge nuts now i'm nuts for not with us that guy definitely looks if i can nail dogs to boards look at that face mum look at date okay did squire mmhm the greatest minds are capable of the great is vices as well as the greatest virtues that's a reset after cut open the cat duty that so that that's like if it's the father of science is also like that's jeffrey dahmer level shit to like he was not i think people did a lot of that back then ellen dogs divorce i just think that with the i think the value of life was severely diminished i think back then the sixteen hundred people are dying left and right of everything yeah he got a cold dead break your leg dad get gored by a bull dad everything dad says it all you got infection de
said well you have the flu probably dead but that's definitely in europe like in india i'm not saying in india it was like utopia never sweet animals but in buddhism it was still it was like there was a lot more compassionate like that's true why do you think that happened why does like like thailand and places that are buddhist places generally i mean obviously there's violence everywhere but generally more of a peaceful vibe right buddhist nations and booze kinda little bit more obviously flaws with everything yes anything involving people you're going to have outline but over in all like one of the things that my friend was telling me about thailand he was like dude there's no crime over there he's you just go over there he's like everybody it's like really easy really easy to get along with everybody and it's like it's super safe when he gets robbed yeah it's really rare
yeah i don't i mean i don't know it's i i don't understand why that way of thinking emerged in the east and that connection with the self emerged in the ease first what happened in the last which was basically decimation of a previous religion paganism whatever you want to call in earth based religion connection with life and nature it was really interesting to me about that is that the dna of paganism is still in the cyst it's almost like we absorbed it yeah like i say we i mean christians christian nation well give her a christian nation this is i'm i'm so i'm sure we talk about this in the back i said something i marvel over all the time i think about it a lot which is the catholic mass it's when you look at the catholic mass and you look at the new testament the last supper and you look at you realize like in the fucking synoptic gospels and then any of the
schools there is no where that jesus is saying what you do is take a piece of bread and butter these prayers over it to create to to create my flash that then you eat it's not there the ritual isn't there and this but but the interpretation of that has to turn then what is called high magic it's called like it's says ceremonial magic where you transforming bread into the flesh of a sacrificed god and people do that every fucking sunday and like this totally normal magic what are you talking about i'm not in fucking magic what i do is i eat the flesh of a god that was sacrificed by a father god so that my sins could be purified that's not magic when did that original
the sacrament well i've read that it has something to do with it goes back to egypt that it that it's some kind of high magic egyptian rachel sure or is the mushroom they probably had a big bag of mushrooms and everybody came up and they put it on your tongue and they said good luck yeah yeah this is the flight he on the other side well i mean they said yeah they said i'm you know this is the flow should god eat this debt and your member remember who you truly are and they gave you this psychedelic can you take it and you merged back into the divine and realize your true identity so that for the rest of the week you were able to hang out with people and not be a complete asshole 'cause you know you share the same soul and that you're basically made of love as opposed to thinking that you and i are separate and that were mostly sinful evil things whose flesh is impure i mean that's another fucking sweet gift that came from fundamentalist christian
it is the concept that our bodies are evil we can't be naked around each other even now like you can't take your clothes off around people without seeming completely insane you will get a wreck if you go outside in your fundamental by that you were born into the universe with you will get arrested like you can't walk around as you are you have to cover it and close or if you're considered to be a fucking pervert pervert nudist your psycho so yeah the fundamental vehicle that we are soul rides around in is considered profane to do dan like you see a fucking dick when you're like walking down the street some dude decided you're like fuck it well you can see a dick accidentally at the bathroom does bother doesn't bother you the in the bathroom it's a for a moment today profane the world with your fucking dick so it's like that's the
when you start really looking at all that that the traces of not just pagan culture just insanity from fundamentalist if the universe that has its roots in what appears to be a mis meaning of really beautiful story then it's like mind boggling not just a misunderstanding but probably a conscious miss representation of the original store that's molded to suit whoever's needs is in charge at the moment that's right yeah and people do i'll tell you man catholics they feel guilty like they should i'm catholic your philly still probably feel a little bit about a little bit did i was i mean i'm not catholic really but i was i went when i was in first grade i have this alister crowley poster i was going to bring the occurs seven all wow one thousand and seventy nine yeah it was the year the year the month out that sounds it's a weird sounding name a year rather one thousand and seventy nine feels like saying something wrong
wow that's amazing man yeah one thousand seventy nine so this is way after jesus yeah almost a thousand years yeah they started doing the magical ritual and and so it's like to say that this is connected to christianity is really it's actually no it's christianity is a song and this is a dance people decided to do to it you know what i mean it's right to say that it's like we did it has anything to do with jesus yeah is not true unless you're going to say that jesus transmitted the data after his death into some kind of mystic or see her who had the vision of this now i'm not knocking the fucking catholic mass i think it's beautiful but let's just admit what it is magic it's ritual magic you're doing you will magic and you're doing something that's been going on for a very long time probably before one seven hundred and seventy nine that dude wasn't like sitting around like hey i got an idea let's start saying prayer over the
bread in the bread is going to turn into flash it was more like hey you know we've been meeting doing these rituals secretly why don't we just incorporate the story of christianity into this ritual that we've been doing for a very long time do sort of pure are purifiers cells by connecting to the universe and acknowledging the fact that existence itself is predicated on devouring flash of some other being not you know like we're always in the process of inhaling the universe exhale in the universe eating each there in the universe eating itself and so the masses this ritual lies version of like the hold we are eating the flesh of god and everything we do and it's something really beautiful about that i mean there's no getting around by feats life even the very factions of of
people on the left and the right and people that are animal rights activist versus people that are butchers you put all eating something that's alive i mean you can make the distinction that the plants aren't offering like the animals do and that's why it's okay i i agree with you for the most part it's probably a lesson stream form suffering but it also might just be a complete misunderstood life form here like fine hang out so much about plant communication and i've read so many things about that i hesitate to talk about it because i really want to have all my tease sliced and you know eyes darted because it's such a complex issue but it appears in they communicate it appears there is almost like that they're using the soil and the fungus in the soil and the mycelium they all have this weird ecosystem it's not just like one plant by itself in the dirt now there's a network that to it did to jamie there's this thing i've just this
i gave me this thing called a midi sprout which is it picks up i guess the bio electricity of plants or anything for that matter but plants i've got it you stick it on plant and it goes into like your whatever your music system is and it translates in the midi so you can transfer in turn the electricity of your plan and the music whites yeah it's fucking cool yeah yeah that sound is the sounds that's coming from a tree well it's electricity the tree being translated into the which is then being translated into sound so it's it's a way to convert the data and the music it's like you're converting that bio electricity and it's not like that's the sound of a plan it's not making celestial noises that just sending in g and creating midi which is then being translated into the sound so it's a way to observe the data instead of looking at it i guess on a cell go for whatever you would look at that with yeah
turning into into audio so you can hear the pulsating kind of like rhythmic flow so that that's measuring electrical currents in the yeah that's it so there's that much of the variation that it's like going up and down all the time like that yeah yeah it it i mean i don't know that the total mass i find it but i've i've got one on my on a plan in my studio here's my take on it the most potent psychedelic experience is dmt dmt exists and so many different plants it's in thousands of plants they they have no idea why yeah but it's in them and if it wasn't for mono amy semata mata monell amy's oxidase yeah right model a mean oxidase and which is what mao inhibitors what are if it wasn't for that that we have this in our body we would be trip one salad he'd be tripping grass you certain grasses you'd be blasted off to the center of the universe for some sheep dmt is poison like they get a of of plants have dmt
they fall over stiff as a legs and bucking up in the air that's canary in the coal mine you take she bound of nature and when they start dying that's what you eat i think it's full heiress grass in particular i think there's a type of grass james if you could find that grass to kill sheep but it's a printed grass apart a rich gap filler stamina because the memory of the kid again hi yeah dead fuller induce valera daggers and chief portions of the lower brain as seen to be damaged and oddly enough tinted blue there is possible agents are the alkaloids contain in the various failing species there we spread rumors that can there are whispered fucking rumors a dmt website to that whispered rumors he's got in science looking for whiskey whispers whispered rumors hippies divine moment of truth is that the one that i'm in is one of the
spong made one where they use a rant of me with jim breuer that's cool i was q i barely remember what i said but as me brewer we're high on pot lollipops are jesus and they took that and took part of it and made it this really dope music and with a video to it i don't know if that's their video if they made that video does it looks odd only similar like uh tone down like a pencil drawing of what you see when you do to him yeah man yeah it's a sound that's beautiful now are the good old days honjo weren't those good all days now do anymore though because it's a now why would we well it's a league
well there's no need and also once you've been there it's not like you have to keep going back he wants one that's enough nothing then i don't need these fucking and what i need to do right now get a better accountant tax breaks you know when there is there's some fucking great accounts in the dmt realm that's when i'll start doing i get their accounts of your consciousness they look at you going it's the bass it's the best yeah that's pretty did you get away finger waggle either and then and then and then and then and yeah yeah like i don't know and it was like when i had a wacky thought like i had a bad arafat when a rank i was on the wrong page was a that's cool yeah love that i love the in different psychedelic states i love how you witness how you consciousness is forming your reality in the most extreme way not as though you like your producing matter with your thoughts or anything like that but you can watch this
undulation or this flow going from when you're a negative and dark it's interesting how different psychedelics portray this phenomena but still like on acid you i i might see depending if i'm taking on of does easter seeing like the faces in the in the stucco of your ceiling you know and it's like when you start getting really depressive or scared than the faces doing like what like hissing at you when they see again and they or even when you're looking at yourself in the mirror a similar things happens you're just what watching the way that your projection it's coming from the incessant flow of thoughts in your mind is reflecting on the reality itself and it's a constant like shifting of light that sometimes is like looking into the deepest layers of hell but then sometimes
you see the most beautiful sweet incredible things because you're not being freaked out by the flow of thoughts in your mind that's the number one track you know this is why now in my old age i re do you stan why am a good practice meditation chanting whatever it may be pairs so nicely with psychedelics is if you have one without the other well you're missing out but also your you can really like going to some pretty terrifying places that you don't resolve in the way that they could potentially if you are doing the work putting in the time before you take this i get out like you know not to sound like an all guy got you got you do you know meditating mentor armed but it does help a lot well it it's there's a weird way we we want to dismiss it that because it seems almost like a pompous thing to ever say you meditate or you encourage people met yeah
take the the same as i was have a cream thing when i tell people do yoga i know how say this again yeah i really mean it like i feel like okay is one of the very best things it'll pair with cannabis use and with like a i think it it alleviates a lot you know another thing is really good is running and i think both those things alleviate a certain amount of anxiety and they create there's a blood flow through that when you're really pumping hard up the hill yeah you're running huffing and puffing and you make it and you check your pulse and you recover quick going to another he'll run there's there's a stimulation of your body because it's being forced to work hard that's euphoric and after it's over your brains but it with all these wonderful chemicals you feel good you feel friendly and like i think that paired with psychedelics it i think exercise is one of the most overlooked so important
it doesn't matter what style look what you enjoy doing but just got to get that blood go you got to do something that's where it's take a spin in class or a yoga class or go for a good hike do something where fucking and puff in and you really getting in some work he really sweating in your body will just feel better well this is what you just said exactly applies to meditation and also your fucking right probably even talking about it is you sound virtue signaling on pop is india and when you hear the ice talk about meditation he will say i don't it's a when you want to meditate like don't don't even like if it seems like appeals to you give it a shot but the the the definition of it sat what's funny is when you think about meditation your and will summon up something that you think meditation looks like so you
means like sitting down on a cushion with some fucking candles or it means like whatever it is that your mind summons up and usually it's pretty austere and usually it's pretty requires like a temple space in your house or it's inside fit your head off you need a rope exactly you need some kind of like shit that you're wearing brian because your mind is trying to push it off it's trying to like your mind will is as one of its functions it seems to like not want you to sit still for a moment and watch but what you just said about exercising is true for i it's like there's so many different versions of it and i would argue running is a meditation working out is a meditation and that to think that it's there's a separation there there really isn't none there is either i always just said that about martial arts that i believe that martial arts were moving form of meditation but that doesn't mean like missionary meditation isn't different and give you another
a valuable thing at the right a different valuable that's right yeah well it gives you the ability to reading there's a great book i'm reading by pema chodron called the wisdom and no escape and she talks about how when people start meditating they think i'm in this i want to be a better person and she said that's actually an aggression against the south that you are right now to be like yeah touching yeah yeah that you're actually being like a gray do to your own self she said meditation is not so that we become a better person it's said that were able to be who we are in the moment fully and to begin to experience fully what it is that's happening inside of us because for lot of people what's going down is that there is a dude this reminds where i just watch the texas
chainsaw massacre it's probably like the 16th time i've seen it but like i watched it and like man i i had a some very strong mint tea and like i was watching it and was like oh my god this is fucking unbearable like i can't deal with i'm going to go crazy watching this fucking thing like the woman by the end is all bug eyed and covered in blood and like she's lost her mind cuz these texas fucking cannibals have like driven her insane i'm feeling like that but then i realize like oh my god that woman running from leatherface in the whole family freaking out and screaming how many people are secretly that woman inside of them house constantly running in terror from parts of themselves that they can't do deal with knowledge or look at and so meditation is kind of like going into yourself to that creepy fucking ranch
house in the middle of nowhere in your heart and then exploring the places that you i want to go into you know what man it's as it's feeling them it's instead of cleaning or fixing or repairing it's going in there and feeling the whatever it is for a lot of people it's just grief he sorrow regret regret or a you know and it's going in there not being fix what i up seven year to get out because this is not time travel but what i'm gonna do is for ten minutes five minutes i'm gonna let myself feel this thing that i've been trying not to feel by distracting myself with and incessant flow of thought brian eno dad dad is that is when you start lightening up a little bit because really all you gotta do is feel as they i think the maps people say feeling is healing
never heard that no but i think i have but the thing was like a kid show that's a great kid show it shows some good shit fuck yeah they do man summer on the ball yeah yeah you know there's some kids movies that are oddly psychedelic dude are you like kids are psychedelic like to appeal a child it's like you do have to create some crate z like i what kids show isn't find me a kid show that isn't the most psychedelic thing including mister rogers like mister rogers is like that's some trippy shit and down there man well it's fine bring up mister rogers cuz here's one i want to think that i was going to say we're talking about gun control and violence and all the different issues in this world what one thing that we do concentrate on is promo being being nicer he
no government official does that presidents don't do that they don't get on tv they saw or just say it we need to work together but they don't they don't ever say fo we just got to figure out how to be nice to each other that's right like do we not and conflict anymore but were designed for conflict and here how you get rid of that go get a fucking heavy bags go run hills go to your class eat better stop drinkin is so much coffee or alcohol or sugar whatever your your devices that's with your body yeah get you get your body in order and get your mind in order and just be nicer to each other that would fix almost everything if people just overall decided you know what male female whatever the fuck whoever you're talking to this let's just be nice to each other yeah which is they do this can we all just work on this no one's seen work on this like there's no government
jules is no big state of the union address in the legend of our problems we have with each other ridiculous for family here yeah her brothers and sisters yes we're all immigrants every single one of us is in again i'm not saying we should let everybody in but whoever is here you made a you may as long as you're not a god damn criminal you made it woo so growth of tax dollars and get taxes from him also forget were all immigrants coming from indiana the exactly we're all immigrants we come into this dimension and have complete dj as to what was going on for the last thirty thousand china point yeah also your american yeah yeah that's it so we're all immigrants in and i could hear about this i'm starting to run but i have to tell you this year but this canadian couple there's a gay couple that had twins and they did it through a surrogate and they mixed up there jizz so that no one knew which you know who's jizz was who's well one as an american citizen one is not yeah so the kids were born and they did a d
and a test on the kids because they wanted to find out whether one of those kids was a dirty canadian yeah turns out one of the mets trying to sneak borders one day old fuck off so they sent that little fucking tear just back to canada gay couple married in can sues us government for denying citizen to the child hey assholes let these fucking people come by jesus christ understand man like people like jeff sessions see a picture like that i feel like they're looking at somebody taking a dump on a crucifix like for a lot of these people they can't handle the idea of gay people having kids it's not like they're worried about citizenship it's like a lot his gnarled five roxy were running things they're terrified of gay people yeah you know that's it's i'm sure that you ever made that decision it wasn't any to do with like i this is citizenship laws
is like hey man we're not going to have this futuristic shit where we're doing some kind of jizz kat combos here we're not doing jazz combos in my country just use like one of those little things you star with you know like if you want to make a a better we hit a little blender raining in other ways can electric away an electric water batter that's what they do they jizz into like a mixing jug now they use the fucking they use like smoothie machines man they just ensure positive above mine was telling me today about he was in berlin and when you to this this club and they had three different floors this club like one floor was like a hardcore like punk that scene or electronics in or something like that and below it was a hardcore gay club heard his class hardcore gay club they would have shit
i they would shit in the tub where and seal it up and bring it in there they g is all over the stage and they would dive on the judges like a slip and slide and slide around each other's ge's the piss on each other and this is just to wait i gotta get the jazz in the past do you but help me understand this shit the tupperwares shit thing like a problem is i opened up with the tub where shit i went too hard off the gate i should have i should i should was i should have started with jim on the deck yeah and then they slip and slide then work their way up to piss nights on their end these craze mother star bringing and that's what i should what my i did but when i don't understand is like they're like through the the lip inside slide it's like yeah you know it's like the fucking fun night you're like enjoying like some physical fun with your path but like are you bringing in like shit and pepper where like what's the likes melon shit they like smelling each other shit so you just like hey take away
of this great shit i had the other day will do you know how some guys like the smell of their womans vagina they want to get in there and smell it yeah you know i wonder how much those connected 'cause that's where you put your dick i wonder if you put your dick in butt's all the time would be like i want to smell your shit like it's associated with like remind you fucking or something mike this is what i want you to do want you to shit a tupper ware and bring it over are you serious you want you to shit in that thing and over and don't wipe your ass tupper ware like why not foil who knows man i mean you'd have to be really fucked up to want to smell someone shit that bad yeah i smell each other shit maybe it's just like a naughty thing like we're being naughty smell my shit yeah and i'm transporting shit like you're like i'm bringing
it somewhere i can bring in a lunch to this place is by the way i've heard of this club man my friend was telling me about this because i don't know if it's the same club i think it is so i've been here all this shit about badass pearl anna is man that it's just like crazy over there and this one club my friend was telling she went to everyone hands in line there's no show vips everyone stand in line like part of the experience of things you stand in line for like a long time and there's one bouncer he's giant he's like this giant scary german i think he's got like a glass eye or something and he scans you so you stand in front of him and he he looks at you and like there's some kind of soul scan and if he decides you're ready to experience the psychic effects of in a sing dude sliding through come 'cause you know for something 'cause it's not as though he's trying to like he's obviously try keep it cool in there but he's also trying to keep people from lose
in their minds because like the one wrong person goes into the sub basement and sees a bunch of people huh bing tupperwares shit and doing you know in a slip and sliding through jizz you know that could be that could push you over the line that could lead you straight to fucking mail bomb land you could just end up in a cabin building devices of destructible happen to kaczynski if you took any of the people from the trumpy bear commercial and put them in that any club why those guys are smelling each other shit and tupperwares enges it on the floor and just in each other's they just wandered into their accidental e they'd all start fucking probably have you seen that video the trumpy bear video i put it on my instagram last night i was watching tv in this fucking thing came on and it's like a tim and eric sketch what is it it's a real commercial for real stuffed animal let me this the trumpy bear
now you got to see the video though can you play the video just go to my instagram wow that's why i put the video up on my end so that's in the upper corner make that larger and give me some volume to payments this great american grizzly introducing the origi trumpy bear this israel fearless super plus am now tell me this doesn't seem like a tim and eric sketch watch how this goes on like just find the secret zipper and pull the american flag watch and on any american appraiser bless america god bless trumpy bear trumpy bear sits proudly at the front of motorcycle for all the world to see and loves to cruise with his bro i'm a former marine and i'm proud to have trumpy bear ride by my side yeah once a marine always a marine
this is a god damn tim and eric sketch look at this when i ride with trumpy bear he makes my golf game great trump trumpy bear can pop up anywhere simply styled his trademark hair and place him in his favorite chair i left office guys will love in the tough one america love trumpy bear business is great but business is great i'm great i love you trumpy bear i am fucking way better if i am proud to own the trumpy bear and i will always be proud to be an american way hold on hold on hold on this is fake did you see that guy's name is war warholak that's frank that's frank war holick like an alcoholic for war go back
corporal frank warholic that's a gag these things a gag do that but it's on the radio or it's on tv rather it's kind of a guy looked it up after last night it is for sale does a real process of real product so but so this is a comedy sketch i kind of knew it had to be there's no way it could be that bad oh my god i know what it is they've made only sketch that's comedy for people like anybody who's paying attention but for people so dumb that they don't realize it's a comedy sketch and they they think the way the people in the video thing it's like a honey pot for dum dumbs it's brilliant is on one level it's like a really funny catch on the other level it's just like people like god damn i've always wanted a trumpy bear so they make this bear they sell this bear they pretend that they're all patriotic and they just made the dump of course it is what's wrong with me i am the storm of course it's fake that's pretty sweet but this is the world we're living in right now i believed it was real because it is a real product but when the lady pull
is our flag i got a little suspicious and then the other guy said once a marine always a marine i'm like this is a tim and eric sketch it's pretty subtle man like i like it definitely i've seen commercials that shitty for sure tr official areas once a marine always a marine but my boat thirty because i work what do you a lot what do you think you know we're not we were we make really shitty predictions whenever i come on your show but what's going to happen usually but what do you think is going happen with mueller and trump i have zero idea i'm fascinated by the so process i'm fascinated by his disdain for the intelligence intelligence community that to me seems to be like one of the craziest things a president ever done is like literally half beef with the fbi to the point where the fbi foils a terrorist attack in san francisco in the present doesn't even mention it on tv doesn't praised
does make a big deal about how good our government is that we've been able to stop these terrorists this is one of the reasons why i wanted to build this wall in the first place and tighten up illegal immigration this is an opportunity to prove his point and he doesn't talk about it because he's a he's got a beef can't be put the fbi do do you remember when that fbi agent came to your show you remember that when they happen yeah that was one of the weirdest that was like really weird why was it weird because the dude like the way he did it was perfect as he got like it made my heart leap because he's like he like he like he had his head on my arm and like a cop style you know what i mean right in any like lifted is is sure it up to show as fbi badge and i'm like well i don't know exactly what it was but i mean i could pry magic few things you might be resting before but then he was like then he was like really cool and he's like listen to your podcasts and he's like he's like he was
being really awesome listen man you need those people and everybody doesn't think they need those people you have an unrealistic view of the world you need sheepdog you need them you need people to watch the criminals you need to people to be able to solve crime times you need people to be able to stop terrorist attacks like they did in san francisco you need anybody thinks it said they don't need him look i wish we didn't need him i wish we had a perfect relationship with all the other nations and everybody just decided to work together for the survival of the speech she's a whole and we weren't so concentrating on owning resources taking over governments and controlling parts of the world that have you know things that were trying to steal or get or buy but it is so as long as it is you're going to need behind you going to need intelligence community get any the army can need the navy can these marines can the the airforce but don't have the i think the police the police like that we are the police still east and that's in there's a check
action balance system that's been proven to now i don't agree with this because i think this is a crazy reason to fire guy specially guy was a war hero but general patrias he his whole thing he got busted 'cause the fbi was looking into something fbi was looking into something and got the head of the cia in trouble so they go after each other wow so there's kind of a competitive thing apparently eared yeah sometimes they don't get along some is the cia and the fbi in it they don't see eye to eye on certain things but this was a weird because it was about an affair so i have all the shit that he did bad like he had an affair i just guys out there right smashing worlds with these days the mother of all bombs without the fuck he didn't lunch that one that was after his time but they need launched all kinds of crazy bombs over there right just shooting drones like fossils that's all good i already put your penis inside the wrong person dude
that she luxury it's crazy we can investigate for your penis did you dirty dirty boy in between killing strangers you're out there putting penis in the wrong person we can big all the accidental drone death she got for us but we can't take as you shoot your dirty dirty semen inside another woman you will only express' love for one woman in this world that's it you can only feel up for one person at a time and you're definitely not going to put that general cock in anyone else but lydia pitr yes your why you swore an old sir so far sort of a function so fucked up it so sad so stupid it's scary like what the guy didn't fuck his wife anymore that's a problem between them yeah this is nothing to do with thus not is he still a good general nothing yeah it's terrifying i mean that's rude
really where we enter into the land of absurdity but this is where it got really observed like you know people that think that there's some grand scheme to protect people and protect generals there's video of him when he was walking from city college in new york where is teaching and he'd have to walk down the street where he was going and the students were surrounding him screaming at him calling him a war criminal and he did a constant who's teaching there wow follow him from there filming him so the guys of the cameras are filming him and then people running like fuck you q and he's he's on his own dude he's helpless if somebody just they just jump on they just jump on no one stopping them i thought people like that had like eternal guards or something turns out nope turns out nope no shit they cast that guy i saw it mean i don't know if they've rectified the situation after that day but that day he's by himself look at this turn it give me some volume on this is crazy
this is crazy he had blood all over you i can pay this hyperbole is not necessarily shit it's crazy imagine that guy sexting sex the fuck out at some lady oh yeah missile sent it at home here's a bunker buster about when he comes he whispers in area boo boom curls up command letter c me yeah so what do you think but they left that guy alone that's what's interesting then you would think that the amount of influence like i had the mean that guy was one of the top generals if not the top general in the country right wasn't it yeah i mean
he was a huge war hero there's been two instances of shit like that happening where the other one was the michael hastings ones remember that one vaguely this is a fascinating one if you really want to fire up your conspiracy theory here i really want to turn a bitch tonight michael hastings was a journalist who was embedded i believe it was in iraq it might have been in afghanistan but he was embedded in the middle east somewhere and something happened oh that volcano erupted remember when that volcano erupted and they cancelled all air flight for a long time he is trapped over there with that and they got way too comfortable with him and so they started talking around this journalist the way they always talk and then he was joking around about obama and making fun of obama and they said a bunch of shit they probably should have said but just what fucking soldiers say when they're over there risking their god damn lights or something they probably don't even understand you would want them to
leave this is all for a good cause right you would want them to believe everything that the general tells them sure if they got a crack some jokes the president's expense to alleviate a little stress while we're out there killing strangers yeah no on an intolerable intolerable mocking the leader of the free world while you're out there telling strangers you can't do that so they made this guy resign so here's where it gets crazy michael hasting starts telling everybody look my life is in danger he's like people are threatening my life on a daily basis if anything happens i did not commit suicide cut to him driving down i think it was sunset car going uncontrollably fast slamming into a tree the car exploding the engine flying from the car yeah he's dead as fuck they fine and feta means in a system but that's adderall 'cause that's what all journalists around there all on adderall right so they try to solve
and i was on methamphetamines when he drove into a tree k solves good job dick tracy yeah let's just forget about it we connect the dots who is quite easy meanwhile there's people that have said with absolute certainty that with today's cars it is incredibly possible absolutely credibly possible to control the car from a remote place and make the car do what you want it dude definitely definitely definitely definitely but i mean this is i love this line this direction we're going in here and because you it's great because it's like this to me where it gets remember that thing that people would always say that government is always what is it five years ahead seven years ahead remember it i have a tattoo on my ass did you get it at club in berlin you gotta know the governments ahead bro but
which is true all that money that they have so where it gets really interesting is when you start thinking about what it means in relation to light computer and tell a jance in ai and you start realizing like meant whatever the shit is that they have access to at this point compared to what we thought they have access to is so powerful right and so dangerous that anybody who they want to take out anybody want to take out they can take out that's a problem it's appr that's a problem and having anybody to have that much power what do you actually over the rest of us it's bad for them you know and kennedy talked about this when he was in office he talked about secret societies and and keeping secrets from people on this is generally it's a bad idea across the board for humans it's just bad for human nature and for groups to have ultimate our surveillance change your life it's ava mean
snowden proved it it's obviously it's too easy it's too easy for people that work there to check on their ex girlfriend so what the fuck up bitch is up under email do you think there are secret societies out there that we're not really aware of well if their secret societies that we're aware of that's because someone along the line open their fucking trap share and they let us know about a secret society that's how we found out about skull and bones right one of those pussies told her mom you know mommy made me suck your dick and they film it now i'm in the order isn't it like a glass coffin like last dick you say class sucking glass dick i thought no way i thought you lay in a glass coffin on you and age is on the glad like you're laying down and you're looking up through glasgow often it's raining jizz what if you do that to a guide to become uncontrolled be hard and just shoots in his pants well i think you're take it in the glass coffin oh i don't know if they like put you funeral garb or whatever but my guess is like i mean it was me i'd be like you know i'm going to i prefer to be naked
you're gonna fucking splattered jizz all over this fucking thing i want you to be weirded out looking at my dick let's go for it man i'm going to lay down face first just stare at my hairy i'll try to come on the coffin from inside come on it from the while singing abba songs but but do you ever like i love thinking about this stuff because i do think that there is probably and this is kind of what we're talking about a little bit before where the maps don't work anymore i think a lot of people like to live in a place where there's maps and they imagine that's all there is but i'm pretty sure that there are sectors of society that you just now ever see an you never will see because they have around them this impermeable wall of wealth like you're not going
to get in there like places that have membership fees that are like six hundred thousand dollars a year like yeah i know a guy lives in one of those gated communities that has a golf course and the golf course costs quarter million dollars a year that because that it's this wall where most people ganak get into and then also that's crazy people are living in compounds people living in massive compounds that have entire t names of servants like dude there's people who have eight nannies for their baby did you know that there's people who have discuss their poor and they can't afford fifteen the normal family fifteen nannies you got all the different languages covered the different styles you could have gay nanny straight danny see the kid likes but that's when you think about that that there are these enclaves of wealth that are compounds surrounded by not just like financials but literal
calls with armed guards standing around the walls an inside these compounds our communities of a servant class their communities of survey since that are having to serve these wealth siper wealthy people that's a king and a queen it's a futile compound that's being separated from the rest of the world and we're at least the duke and duchess said do can a duchess but i mean that prides basically they know different it's the it's the same fucking thing because a lot of the people working in there are illegals so they don't even have recourse to normal laws and stuff like that and so what ends up happening in these compounds is there's people who are untraceable who live in there an that is when you end up in a fucking space suit sitting in a god damn tesla
in the mood for some guess you could easily just go near you could put a disgrace nanny in that fucking thing you know when they're really gangster when they have white nannies right pretty pretty white nanny the wife has to sit around like there's some who's always at check only to check me a husband not quite check me always a check yeah keep moving around check yeah she conveniently dropped her keys in front of luther yeah look at our pick him up that dirty patch card fashions to she picked up the keys monogamy so dumb believe i left these keys here let loose fucking nanny would just let the nanny like they might kill the wife the wife knows too much let the wife join until she knows about the offshore accounts we have to offer she knows it the taxes did she knows more than that she knows more than that because the kids what ends up happening in these compounds is you do start knowing things and you start knowing real thing
yeah you start getting the real downloads about like what's actually happening because these little fucking compounds there all all those people are can next to each other they send each other christmas cards and they go to each other's parties and stuff and like they talk walk in and they know stuff man luther looked at the landing gear on bro everyone come on bro she dropped her keys you really think she dropped did you see that i did see it i heard i heard yeah i was there she drop the keys on purpose and stuck her ass right up in the air he's getting divorced we gotta be careful here folks you gotta keep this family together well these people sign like disclosures like huge non disclosure agreement so like there's like there wrapped up in a veil of secret the anyway but that's not have to worry about where you have to worry about is harvey keitel from pulp fiction that you have to worry about gotta worry about someone making a phone call and some guy who works with some fucking ray donovan in real life guy who works for rich people
yeah we can make a lot of money imagine if your friends with a billionaire and this billionaire is he's in a situation you know this is fucking guys just you know he's got pictures of my wife and yeah no it's grace china is trying to get some money on me man i don't know what to do well so we can make this disappear for a tidy sum of two hundred thousand dollars done done done and then all sudden that guy just isn't around anymore yeah i think i just gets picked off and and you ever like would investigate it gets paid off and then it's like nothing happened staff or you just disappears just to take him into the middle the ocean well didn't wasn't there just as billionaire canadian couple that got executed executed in their house yeah it's like shit like that and they're part of some sketchy deal what would their connected to it was the clinton foundation was it jesus fucking christ jesus fucking oh joe with you and your conspiracy theories about the class
yes it's all coincidence after coincidence after coincidence yeah oh gee bring up seth rich again let it go let it go no suspects shot in the back front of his house four in the morning no robbery while it remains phone remains watch remains probably investigator and he's a guy who gave up all the dnc leaked emails he gave them up to wikileaks no just cool since yeah must nothing coincidence gave up the linked emails that show that the clinton campaign absolutely work their fucking black magic to get bernie sanders knocked on who got out dude how about hunting man murdered canadian billionaire couple barry and honey sherman several people murdered them it says several wow crazy that's crazy they got whacked they
it fucked up did they what do they do didn't have a big enough army around them they did not be on it like a dukana dutchness and you're going to hang out with assassins try to a money on security you know if i was running a security team i'd show them i'd be like take a look at these guys they try to save money on their security team right okay says a tangle real to discover their bodies dangling from a railing near their basement swimming pool i like that it's a suspicious like i yeah this seems a little suspicious these billionaire just hanging here looks like they were i strangled and die they died a form of strangulation called ligature neck compression and that means so many rap to rope around their neck and choke them the garrote that is that is a personal way to kill someone very personal yeah that's intense shit man and these are old people seven thousand and seventy five years old if you google that is not a pretty picture that you get back i don't want people face us that i can i can print out that yeah whatever yeah and you don't want that don't want that to happen to see the
is this is why i think it would be scary like to be friends with a billionaires like it would be scary to be friends with someone way up at the upper ops because like you almost don't want that level of access like it's almost like look man you guys do whatever you're doing up in your compounds during from the iron skull come on open the portals pull out the squids i'm enjoy my wife down here i really don't want to know like i i i would prefer to like to just speculate well here's the thing man i'm sorry in right now please go ahead it does levels everything right there's there's levels to the weirdness it's involved in immigrant communities that all keep the same language they stay together
really hot together their signs in their same language and then becomes like a korea town or chinatown they'll just huddled in that area and staying there there's weirdness to that there's weirdness to billionaires don't get together all just going to billionaire shit together or going to hang out together any special clubs leather chairs with the buttons on them you know those leather chairs that likes mushy they have like puffy and then the buttons and the little buttons all over him and it's a high back leather chair sit there and perhaps there's a little's night stand right next year with a cigar ashtray i looked at that little cigars transferred and they bring over cognac and sift cognac like a and you talk about where hide your money you talk about you know how you got rid of syphilis before the wife found out talk about how you're you're helping trump get into position to make sure that you could drill in africa or wherever the fuck you're going to do it this is what they do they get together how who else is going to know what they're talking about
right and have to hang out with other billion it's fucking generational and some of them start going crazy like that cock that cock boy you know the cock boys making as dumb sure to be seen that fucking scene you seen this shit how you got this this is like boy this is the is k o c h this is the progeny this is like the demonic antichrist progeny of like the coke brothers yeah car it's not cock god a dude this is like this the end this is what the anti christ looks like everybody thinks the anti christ smart and fence in like in like nefarious and focus like demian no dude he's going to like make fashion shirts like look at this shit see we got here in their air why it coke make sure it's about money i drank blood this morning this is where the minutes this
shirts are about money can you can i see those pictures again that looks like pink handcuffs with keys how is that about money 'cause that's what i paid for it would be are you are you allowed to show these videos of him like dancing around in shirts and shit it's actually been removed it's unavailable somebody got it dude it's the weirdest shit everywhere it brings his whimsical ideas to life with his rep now blasting shirt brand why ingram so wide ingram is a shirt brand yeah but you got look up an inter with him 'cause he says shit like daddy told me i could do whatever i want and i am his check that is girl make that bigger god damn i approve i approve i'm on his side if a guy who looks like that can get a girl who looks like that you go boy a man hater my one of these
asshole men that shoot other men down i'm not i see that guy he didn't even bother even think once about losing weight i'm not either i'm just using wait look at my zeros i'm just using that as an example of the progeny of billionaires like these people are like this is like something that this it's spilling out of the mansions man like look at this says here bless this oafish coke ahran his hideous shirts he's a flu when a guy and now we're talking about i'm good for you sir i'm sorry co he's smart he's lee looks like the guy who was sold the dinosaurs in jurassic park member the dude what's his name the guy i've newman yeah no man he looks like a human and he he's back sing ten me get the fuck out
it also looks like he's been spending a lot of time in the skull and bones com cough and what i have been absorbed all the energy you who come into my who knows man it's just it's just weird over there and another look at him i hope he has a giant dick i think that's the deck in the left pant to the left with the yellow is so it's kind of bulges out with the hell yeah it's his giants fat like a quaker oats box scary scary that's him it's like it's like one of these water bottles that's what it's like it's fat like that terrifying yeah in the end of it quivers terrell states like the demma gorgon's mouth on stranger things
the end of it it doesn't have a slot it has like a little flower thing at the very end every time we do an episode together we end up describing some form of alien cock every single time like i know that i know the last one we had a description of it yeah well very immature how dare you i think it's important to like speculate on the different types of potential alien i think that i think cox go away i think cox this is a temporary situation one hundred percent yeah i think that's what aliens are that's you see the aliens have no cox no cox no miles we're going to get rid this mouth communication we're going get rid of this cock in pussy it's horrible no no we're gonna mind meld it's gonna be like the empty every time you know you've got one of regular sex if you could if i could give you the gift of being able to travel through space wherever you wanted to go but you had a nub down there your gone now like doctor manhattan just sitting on mars by myself all bored that fuck that i like it here
he'd rather hump i like america right here in los angelus god i like it but you wouldn't to see like floated the edge will tiny little dick crime is flying nurse through infinity like this no looking down and i have like a dick like shrink doctor ken's dick in that the hangover they made it look so small you can even see it number that would be what it was like i know man if he still is yeah and you might live forever with no debt now lying through space justin now ob bog board listen man i'm not into deals like what's going on right now i want to hear your heaven deal i don't want to hear your space deal yeah good i'm good right here well i mean don't you ever i mean this we are in this and i think we tell we've done this so many times it's we're gonna repeat of course but like do you want i do worry about you sometimes they have because it's like i think you're going to get
i think it's finally going to happen i think one of your fucking is going come in here with a briefcase and he's going to show you something and i don't know what it is like an alien piece of espino what it was going to be tom delong was hoping he had something no i think you're you're you're accidentally going to get access for some reason i think somebody's going to give you something or show you something and you're in like i worry about you man cuz it's like yeah cuz you got like you now have a platform that is unlike any platform that's happened you know cuz you're doing like a comedy podcasts radio show style thing but you're also interviewing people about really heavy duty shit sure you like pepper it up with freaks like me from time to time just
right up yeah but like you have you have you make it sound like the the other people on the on the main agenda and my packs pepper apple duncan trussell well no i'm just saying like what the do i know if you're having people are you talking about you and i have had my all time favorite thanks i feel if i have my all time favorite group of people that like a handful of ten people to pick for ab just do podcast them forever you are one hundred percent on that yes i appreciate that is you and d as in our is a few other people callin but there's a just a list of people that are just for ever yeah and i love doing podcast you don't you ever say that you son of a bitch if it's between you and some fucking scientists prove to me that telekinesis is i'm going with you please take scientists will do a gas after but you i'm telling you don't like knowing all this shit and so much times we've done this podcast where you and i have started talking and haley they stands up on my arm and i'm like dude like we we should
talking about some of this shit like like it gives me the real e b g b's and then sometimes i'll admit this to you sometimes when i'm superstar and i'm thinking about the pack as we've done sometimes i think to myself focke ap cello does in something like maybe you did end up getting some kind of little like shoulder but with them where they're like not literally your shoulder up you just brush shoulders and they were like hey we love your show we love your show man they didn't even say anything they just showed themselves to you a little bit to be like hey look don't fuk around man don't fuk around like you could talk we don't you're funny we like the way you talk but don't fuck around man don't you ever think that no because i'm not like you got damn plus i don't keep those commie ideas floating around inside my head i gotta god damn american flag behind me duncan trussell don't fuck you're talking about i'm friends with a ton of cops you got in american flag with a fucking
cal's skull above it jeff actually an asian buffalo from australia that was road by my great friend adam green tree wow one of the best bowhunters on the face of planet earth wow he shot that thing yeah but i mean it's like a brother to me remember my friend remember when we did that show we did that yeah this time i show but it was kind of do the show progressed we became increasingly sort of despond realizing his were both so retard tell him that we found where maybe we were going to find an alien like both of us secretly thought it became very frustrating because you saw the same thing into everybody you saw this delusional belief in illogical things that they would argue they would argue illogically they weren't objective about the actual evidence versus what they wanted
the perceived evidence to point to yeah they're all biased in which i've been buys before ever has been bias but it was just pulled delusional everything everyone was delusional everyone from the first ufo guide to the first chemtrail guy to the first bigfoot guy they were all either liars or delusional or they had errors in their thinking and he usually we talked to a guy like that one do that we met that was in the trailer the told us about the balls that we fly through the air yes well after that i heard a podcast with a physicist a guy was a lightning expert who is talking about ball lightning the don't know what causes it they don't know why it exists even and this guy that was on radio lab it was fairly recently and this guy was actually saying that lightning itself doesn't make any sounds like it's not supposed to exist if you're measuring all of the energy in the sky to something that we don't know about what the formation of lightning is that shouldn't even exist shouldn't rassam all right but this ball like
name is not only possible it's been observed many many times and it's even had inside of an airplane where floated down the file inside of an airplane and multiple people witnessed right people seen ball lightning they've gotten video of ball lightning right what it looks like is the exact with that guy was describing to us that this thing came through his house and and which is disappeared yeah member he's talking about totally remember and he did not seem like a liar to me now i think he saw ball lightning and i think that area new that skinwalker ranch place in particular is for whatever what because causes that phenomenon it happens more frequently in that area it's very possible so a people over there that's awesome shit man i mean but but this that was disappointing that was the most revered that was revealing in the guy that was a weird area there was a weird weird area but
don't you like imagine that do you ever do this game is a fun game where you start thinking about who the smartest person the planet must be like the continuum of intelligence game where you start thinking like okay i know i somewhere on the continue of intelligence i know there's people that are probably not as smart as i am and i know there's people who are way fucking smarter than i am and then you start thinking to yourself who are who are those people and what and what are they up to and then you start thinking see this is why i think about if i were you then you start thinking like fuck man i've got this podcast that lots of people is here is it ever happened where maybe some really intelligent person his manipulated me in an attempt to get me to disseminate some kind of information out into the world good luck manipulating me duncan trussell i'm an american yeah ok flags don't run or something what happens
color is at least i know what's up but you wouldn't even know that's the thing you would even i would know how would i not know these people are people let it be like if if someone is super so good at manipulating people that they can manipulate me yeah change the way i think about that yeah well then good luck right i mean but that's like the thing is like it this is it again i'm not trying to make you paranoid or anything late it is but it's fun to think is this like this like ok like let's imagine for the sake of just fun we establish their these fucking billion and they live in these compounds and we've also established it certainly people like mice michael hastings in other people they get killed all the time might have but i think he got killed because he got a fucking major general fired well they what what what we established a major league general there's separate powerful people who use technology to kill people to have their way so that means there there is some group or series of groups of people that are
doing like highly nefarious actions razor power or i'm just paranoid or you're the dots here maybe he was on speed and drove into a tree the honestly i do not know but that is very fun yeah i think that it's a conspiracy and they killed him very fun but if you look at occam's razor you know if you applied occam's razor the most likely scenario is that he just drove in the tree does not accept that summer except here is a way to kind of help out with occam's razor with these kinds of things it's just think okay i have a hunch one thousand dollars and i'm going to put bats in this awesome casino where the truth is revealed so are you going to put the money down on him being assassinated are you going to put the money down on him being on even and driving into a tree after he said if i commit suicide it's not a suicide i got to meet the guy he might that might have been thrown
don't get to me that maybe he wanted to leave a fucking story maybe this guys like you know what i'm just going to have these people think did i go yeah it was a fan's mansur you're doing no do you i know where you put your money i know where i put my money if it was like fifty bucks yeah i'm in a band on conspiracy because this is exciting right lose fifty bucks i won't feel that i feel like i wanna hoping to win but you're like dead i'm just saying man how do you deal with being on the fucking radar man because like the thing is like if there if there is an inch east and controlling the pair and the reality tunnel like we know that there is a like truly a award to control the paradigm because if i can control the paradigm is a thing this is i agree with you but i don't think it's united front this war well the paranoia is most tightly fought between left and right it's most tightly fought in government in the real things
we're doing is commentating on the sidelines yeah you know if i'm in influencing any buddy i'm influencing people by pointing them to information that i see that's already out there right there's a big difference between what these people or in power against each other this at this got to be some people that are influencers that get access or get shit upon especially the age of trump like if you're an anti try me if he finds out you're against him he's got like he's very vindictive yeah 'cause don lemon a moron and right you know he shits all over those cnn host and co cnn fake news but sean hannity and fox and friends help raise them tweets like an information war going on with these people but they're paying attention to right and left right ask like me that are like what what am i mine i'm a fence sitter you know i mean if i can ron paul was running for president i probably like i'm in right see how this works right i like what he's saying i like to ideas he he was he was a guy that when he was running for president is was like okay well this is guy is clearly a very honorable person he's clear
a very honest person i mean by all accounts let's see what he does deuce let's see what he did will see what happens see what it's gotta be better than just knowing you bull it right so many of them are just so obviously bull you that u listening to can speeches in you like god damn i don't resonate with you at all right this is that presidential type of a dress yes where i talk in a way that you've never heard or normal person talking your presents before and you might say to yourself well that's weird man but i gotta talk like that when there's a lot of people know you don't you don't that's not real and i don't understand it your you put a shield up in the shield is a an act of a presidential act sure or you have a strip club dj act right you have a morning dj i relied five o'clock past the hour here we go led zeppelin houses of the holy the ocean yeah i mean that's
fucking voice i've heard that voice at one thousand times it's a god damn costume the people where you also have a fuck voice don't forget that i don't have a fuck boy you don't oh come on let me put it in talk like you when i'm fucking i don't date come on guys don't talk like that crazy puppy in the dumb cough at night you you you don't have a fax voice come on when he was he he tom defer ha it's time to fly do do do do do this summer shame in wanting to fuck fuck it so sad horrible person it's sad but she vagina yeah china needs to get scratched
yeah man it's one of the definitely one of the like tragic parts of society is that people feel shame about that i love the scene in game of thrones when cease what's her name says so so so so the beautiful circe thank you one search he's walking naked down the street they're going shame the shame bell shane had the shame bell app on my phone i used to get the shame bell app woo yeah i don't have anymore why is it too much is too much power addicted to shame so much before people delete their facebook off their phone i know people that like regular delete their facebook fuck this they just take it off there i can't do this anymore man to my power with the shame bell man but people there's a lot of dudes during that i shame ballot girls all the fucking time and that's the the worst you're ruining the whole vibe but you know what is 'cause guys feel terrible when a girl leaves them and fuck somebody else they want to make it like very difficult to have a new man having sex more than one man
you dirty little bitch you hussy yeah or if you're like not if you're poly amorous then like that they call you a cock because you don't care that other people are fucking your grave that hippie talk for when you move to cuba or whatever the fuck you're going i don't think i'm not listen in america you get a fucking wife not sit greedy bitch bitch is some even number people over here this ain't china son you want to go live in china it's like fucking ten guys everyone chili i'm going talent and guys everyone shit you're going to wind up but fucking other dudes well fuck it come coffee all day baby that's what happens in prison people get crazy they start having sex with men just you gotta figure out a way out of prison or having sex with men to figure out a way i gotta get ready to come come gotta figure out a way out with the best way your hands are going to have to fuck guys or something shit is bullshit that's what happens if you live in china that's enough i don't have real real lesson
to learn but if there's more than ten to one men the women's but don't they have they have some crazy problem over there i'm not making this up they have joking folks obviously i'm joking but there's a crew the problem over there with the ratio of men to women who is the ratio let's take a guess what the ratio of men to women in china i meant something like six thousand and forty might be hard bad news we might be higher stains you might have made that up that's a dangerous ratio it's a spooky ratio i've read the ratio integration spooky fucked up a ratio well you know for a long time they had limitations on how many children you can have which is just fucking tension
thanks they messed up the whole thing it's not just that band people were killing their baby if they found their baby was a girl i mean this is a real thing it didn't happen everywhere it didn't happen all the time but there absolutely were girls that were drowned because they were girls 'cause the family wanted a boy and if you don't think that that's the case you're delusional i think you're delusional i think if you put those kind of restrictions on intensely poor people in some of 'em in some parts of the country there in terrible poverty and you tell them they can only have one kid if you wanna have a boy 'cause the boys going to help them work right i don't know if these stories of them drowning baby girls were true because i wasn't there those stories persist whatever's nope them but i don't think they know either if you weren't there while it happened brutal fuck it's a horrible thing to think you have a baby
and then just drown it because it doesn't have a deck do people have done that people have left babies in garbage cans mean people have done a lot of terrible things to babies yeah when i was a kid i worked at a place called newport creamery and it was right next to a bank in a girl that worked in the bank was pregnant she never told but she was pregnant she gave birth in the toilet and left the baby in the garbage they found the baby in the fucking garbage dead and she got arrested and this was girls to go to waste a good shoes was a bank teller i would go to the tower she like she she seemed awkward you know she wasn't trying any dates or anything no i did not she wasn't tracking but she was a large woman which is why nobody could tell that she was pregnant she was big and she apparently had been pregnant and didn't tell anybody and nine months pregnant at work and just had the baby in the in the toilet and threw it in the trash can and i don't know if she didn't take the trash out i don't know how she got busted could you imagine going to the
the bathroom and you taking a shit and you like why does it smell like maybe in iraq is that smell and then you look into the wastepaper basket you see and i that is so fucked so fucked up that was a real person that i knew the country with the highest under disparity of birth isn't china what is it lichtenstein where's that terribly sad place let's find out what the ratio of men to women in about thirty three million more men than women so it's like seven hundred and thirty three million men and six hundred and eighty there are some like that okay so it's so it's like nineties that's like in the nineties is as as christ man that's crazy it's still a large number thank god for sex robots that's better though three it's better than i thought it was within one hundred and fifteen mails everyone go ahead brother one hundred and fifteen males every one hundred females china is in the country that most story that's crazy imagine
you're in a room is one hundred and fifteen dudes one hundred girls it's like a crazy musical chair thing shit i gotta find a gal this ones were in liechtenstein is one hundred and twenty fix mails to every one hundred but there's only there's less than forty thousand people in the whole country so it's even worse so because 'cause there's less less possibility fuck man imagine there's a country that that's a crazy country thirty seven thousand people that's a crazy country that's that countries like burbank no it's not even burbank now it's like what's thirty seven that take a part of la thirty oh jesus christ thirty seven thousand that that's nothing out here like bowl
there is one hundred thousand and boulder seems so quaint that town is one slash three the size of boulder i mean that country is one slash three the size of boulder that's amazing wow when you think of it that way that's amazing as many people as in culver city massive culver city was a country where everybody else at thirty four thousand that's amazing so it's beverly hills beverly hills as a country with all dudes that's amazing with all dudes just like
really that gay couple things that it's fuck imagine people have a real hard time with the idea of gay people raising kids they get real angry i just can't think that all gay people are the same like why would you not think that some gay people would be good at all kinds of things there is going to be gay people that are great carpenters there's going to be a bit like gay people just like straight people is going to be awesome ones and it's going to be ones that are fucked up the idea that they wouldn't be good parents would you rather have two gay parents that loved you then mother that's a fucking crack head and a dad it's piece of shit and beats you two gay people that let you be yourself you know just there cool and conscientious they just happen to be homosexual the love each other they hug in front of you you realize like we're all wrapped up in this bullshit of you know men and women shouldn't be together
heterosexual people like ourselves we get weird when you think of someone is homosexual i'm fully in support of it but when they started fucking right in front of like hey i gotta go where is like if duncan sorry bang his girlfriend right in front of my building eleven do you want me to let's cheer you on how we want to watch i want to handle just watch don't look at me when you come though that last time was weird look over i can't but just like being guys kiss in public and part of me is happy for them part of me is like that awesome that there's so comfortable in twenty eighteen now seventeen at the time maybe even sixteen i've seen it a couple of times and one time i was driving and i was going from the comedy store i took a right and then i will down is it doheny which treat is it one of the streets that goes right to santa monica blvd which is
full rage gay central into just dudes in the street it's party and there's this big gay club with guys on poles and shit and there's two dudes and they were hanging out and they they were belt looping where we're like to each had their hands on the others belt loops like anchor in in and they were just grinding on each other and kissing and i was just i was in my car was like oh jesus jesus moving don't stop here i was like terrified terrified like the car was stopped and they were right there like belt looping and making out okay simulator you have access to any experience you want and you're in it for i don't know one hundred thousand years you're like some like some immortal being how long for you simulate fucking a dude joe well you know what happened marlon brando yeah fuck prior he also fuck marvin gaye what are roster wow he just really into talented black eyes yeah wow
but you're not answering the question i'm sorry in this simulator how long how long you start have you decide to have sex with a guy like in a similar it's like for the for it for like ten thousands of years you're having you know any kind of you can you can literally fuck anyway party that you want this simulation and you're you're in there for a long time so you go through fucking every single possible iteration of woman ever you just fucking fuck it three ways sixways one thousand means of ways you're like your just laying in a rainforest of beautiful pussies squirting on you and fucking and everything that your mind could think of sexually your jizz doing it how long before we start adding cock into the equation well i think if we did an experiment where we both took journey like that where i'll see you will be just like we are now but it would be one hundred thousand
gears of whatever you want later yeah ok will show up one hundred years now you have dick on your breath and i won't i would have gone through the whole one hundred thousand years with no gay sex 'cause i could do whatever i want why would i fuck dudes i would have said pretty girls and then when i was done having sex with girls i would take a nap or i do some other shit meanwhile you'd like i gotta stick it somewhere me when can i start fucking dumb it's true man yeah i would i would get to the finish line and i believe nor do you finish line would be like i made two hundred thousand years one hundred thousand years the race no dick for one hundred you have made it with 'cause here eternal you just have you just have girl friends man why would you start sucking dick as well it's about that time you look at your watch but after a couple of years you like wouldn't know for this pussy couple of months come on
and why is one hundred thousand years any different than twenty years did twenty years ago but you feel less likely to suck a dick can you feel today no you're the exam same god damn human being other than you've learned and gotten better at life your desired like the same ship first of all i wanted to i just wanna go back go back as you said at the end of a hundred thousand years i i've i've gotten my breath okay here's the thing in my simulator in my simulator cocks are going to have different flavors it's not going to be cocky i'll be like out toy that's how they get you they guarantee cox to get the biologists there i hate to say this to you but you dicks dick taste terrible and you need to get it you get it minty in this way is away and then guys are going to say edit and then they're going to get mint in their mouth just like if if you suck my dick you get in your mouth do you want to feel it just try it i don't know it seems weird will get you meant i will fully admit that the end of the one hundred thousand years i have
dicks in the sack simulator but the fact that you think you haven't i would like to do a poll like i'm going to make it to the end i do in a cowboy hat bare chested that's riding a horse right and off with every fiber of my being but i make it not on my bare chested on bare chested with a bandana like i'm close i'm close i'm shaving my chest with a straight razor in the front front mirror at the barbershop i'm super close to going gay but i don't i make it to one hundred thousand years clean cowboy boots on with no send you lose you lose the race wrong i fucking win i don't have a dick in my breath at the end of the race and now have dirty memories either you have dirty dirty yes idea of butts and shit tupperware and slip and slide which is
what kind of dinosaurs that's right you can have anything you want you can but fucking unicorn in the sky yeah why not if you could do whatever you want if you can do whatever you want you would like full chart like if your life was a virtual experience that you can control with your mind as if you have a control panel yeah you would start stock index not maine bullet point rather bangs i'd be fighting vampires i'd make a whole world i would do a bunch of shit at fly you fly suck a dick if you ever heard the alan watts thing about this you ever heard alan watts talk about this i wanted to talk about law but not about that did you really know he talks about he does this great thought experiment which is like ok if you were able to do anything you wanted you've definitely heard this but you
if you're able to do anything you wanted if you are an infinite being omnipotent and you can do whatever you want you would experiment with making everything and you would try everything and you would do everything we're talking about infinity year literally in this state of creative flow for infinity and you're going to he has a great lecture that i'm going to butcher you should look it out 'cause he's so such articulate genius but like the essence of the thing is eventually eventually upon doing everything and creating a universe and creating planets and cry sing a planet where there's life on it and being a god that communicates with the beings on the planet you're going to start thinking to yourself i wonder what would happen if i may made myself one of the beings on the planet and couldn't remember that i was god and that's what you are that's what we are is we are one of the experiments of the divine seeing shit i wonder what happens if i forget what i'm capable of creating anything that i want whenever i want that i've made the entire universe let me turn myself into this hyper limited version of myself
with no memory of what i was and play that game at that level 'cause it's a lot more fun it's amusing it's exciting right and that's and that's when alan watts starts talking about which cox he would simulate inside that machine now no but yeah it is if you ever heard marshall mcluhan speak now is some sing youtube videos on and with you could watch mcluhan talked and he doesn't look anything like you'd expect really interesting but his calculate not in an unwanted calculated his cyantific dissection of like what's happening with media and what's happening with technology and where the future lies is so fascinating 'cause it's from the 1960s
no he's talking about the media is the message i think is the name of the lecture in the book and that was the same book where he wrote one of my all time favorite quotes that he in beings of the sex organs of the machine yelled like this guy had no internet he had me nothing was like anything to in the bet most what tronic they had it's kind in calculator yeah i had nothing the computers they have work giant rooms filled this shit you know like yeah but somehow another he saw where it was all going he was seeing things and pointing things out just with the very nature of uh our ability to communicate in our ability to innovate and where it was all headed yeah fucking fascinating 'cause you think about how did play out and no one saw this common man but no one saw carmen was what we're on right now internet this fucking new thing where people
just find out the answer to like we've done so far today about scientific questions about descartes periods that these this was did and when did this happen and one thousand seventy nine white that you're getting a download unlike anybody ever lived yeah it's amazing everybody can do it this is the thing that's that's making the boundaries between us and the leaders of the world this is why there's such a problem is because we have all the information to everybody has all the information and the only thing that's keeping it all glued together is tradition the only thing that's keeping the hierarchies into the position of power there at right now without being completely abandoned and restructured from the bottom up the only thing that's keeping them together is tradition that's it what do you mean the only thing that's
keeping government and just borders and nations and the whole concept that were existing that there are a bunch of different countries and there's a bunch of different lead errors in this guide controls the tradition the only thing that's keeping that together as tradition the only thing if we have eh actually can communicate with each other in a way that four does all of the current limitations and all the pass them yes it's something the bypasses all that stuff it takes one of the first things going to go is the illogical traditions but but it's like its traditions being guarded by dudes with guns they are but those dudes with guns are going to die new young dudes with guns are going to take their place this is just mean i take generations but this is what happens with ideas it's just happening so fast now yeah and some of the people with the old i do they were born and raised the old all right there's still around there still stuck in this uh
assistance right but then this new system is blossom around their trapped and their shitting bricks shitting bricks and they're trying to stop it and they actively trying to stop it did you that should jeff sessions said i don't mean to keep harping on that guy that he he he said that like he just came but again saying that he thinks that the opioid epidemic as they call it is being partially few will buy marijuana is a gateway drug that a marijuana is getting people on it painkillers which is a complete right it's not i mean not only is it is it wrong it's like they they can show statistics that seem to indicate that the opposite the opposite yeah but that crazy is saying it publicly like it's real and it's not just the fact that that man is allowed to continue having his job which theory radically somebody who's in his position
be so hyper aware of the data on all drugs because a person in that position then we need a person just like you were saying we need shepherds like this fucking fentanyl ship yes i of my friends he lost his his his wife to this signed up so many people are dying because of this like i know a couple little die from it it's terribly killed tom petty it's so social prints terrable but we need so we need to have some regulatory forces making sure that these poison but they're not regulating that they're going after the stuff is the most innocuous safest and most beneficial medicinal could you imagine having a podcast with jeff sessions to see you sitting across from jeff sessions for three hours and talking to him about things due to i've heard and this is like i i hate to see the smells like self now i her i hate to say this i don't want to say this i've heard these are
funny and he's like likes to argue and he's cool hang out with that smiley sucks yeah you want him to be like smell say that but if you wanna podcast i bet you chip away through all that all those that party personality now these p cool this is a problem and these people they're not lizards there not lizards that's a problem if they were fucking lizards if only sessions was a fucking lizard but the problem is it's like they're not like that they're just they're confused again yes master sessions your podcast is wonderful thank dear father thank you thank you thank you know the problem is we have to have compassion for these people because they're not bad there sky guided informed yes and they can be turned around with proper experiences right and if there will going to abandoned their previous notions but the problem is so many people are so invested in their identity that it's impossible for
going to give up their notions just like the egyptologist that don't want to look at the possibility that maybe they've been doing these fantastic instructions in egypt a lot longer than we think right which is entirely possible right doesn't mean that the great take about each one last time like the no one is doubting that the great pyramid of giza was constructed that somewhere around two thousand five hundred bc crash to the previous order will all the data that we have right now because we've been able to carbon date stuff that they find like in between the stones there pretty sure that it's somewhere in that range you know they're off here there little bit but there's some other construction that jonathan pointed out that's buried under sand they find it's like wait like i have been buried for who knows how fucking long and it's a different style of construction and it looks really old like one of the things about the styles of construction and that thing they find in in in egypt is a lot of it is but creedence and after a while even the sphinx itself you know when they found the sphinx in one of the things that one of the people that is
is in some of the ancient hieroglyphs that's attributed to being alive that the same time as a scroll i forget which pharaoh but he heard in a dream that if he uncovered the sphinx that he become pharaoh of egypt because it was covered in sand like to have written down at that time and this was like two thousand bc or something crazy like that it was covered in sand back then wow they don't even know i mean there's so little they know about who made it and why you know the answer to this and this private dumb question i'm sorry but how deep is the sand out there like how far down does that focal very good question that's a very good question what does sand here's the other thing isn't sand from oceans beating down rocks yeah and that's what's and is yeah that's what's the most fucked up thing about the desert there's there's no god damn ocean but you've got so much sand
it is mostly from watt isn't it i think sands mostly created probably created a few different ways but i think it's mostly created by shins beating down rocks right so that's just time you're just looking at you're looking at the craziest fucking stamp of time we can look at how long does it take for an ocean to turn rocks into a god damn desert holy shit dude why what is under the same mega lick meet the sands of the sahara desert scientists have discovered evidence of a prehistoric mega lake there's a monster down there using images of windblown sediments sediments produced by running water in bedrock seen by radar beneath the desert sands the geologist pieced together the profile of an ancient cool so it goes the sand goes sixty nine to one hundred and forty one feet in the sahara and three feet in the simpson desert don't know where that is the depths of sand varies
widely around the world nine hundred and forty one feet wow one hundred and forty one feet of chests and so am i right that sand is created by the ocean beating down rocks i think that's true most of the time and maybe it's not true all the time it's so nice to be so stupid they just ask questions on figure it out like you get to know like it's great no idea yeah i was talking to neil degrasse tyson the other day and he was trying to explain to me a scape velocity like he takes my shoot let me see your shoe he takes my shoe and he goes now if i throw this up there it's going to come down but if i throw it hard enough it will escape the pull of the have any of the earth and once it's free will go on for ever yeah this is what is cool yeah like you try to like put that in your head like wait a minute what goes on for ever isn't that the problem now this at sky this is great
to just dummies talking isn't this the problem with the moon is that not the problem with them moon but if you just on the moon you can escape the like it's easy to get out of the escape velocity of the moon no it's one slash six gravity or yeah i thought he started the moon you could let you fly no no no no you can be a radically you can jump higher and if you believe in nasa bro there's some videos of god jumping around on the moon the problem with the videos of people on the moon is that there are videos that look one hundred percent fake but guys fall forward it looks like they get yanked up by wires there's a lot of video that looks fake as fuck i don't know if it's fake i don't know if it just looked fake because it's six the earth gravity and we don't know what that really looks like until you see it play out but there's some videos of guys falling down face first and getting yanked back up it looks like the yank by chords have you seen
picture of the thing that looks like jim when after we talked about this last time some people sending videos of nfl players doing the exact same thing in the end zone yeah super app cleats or three or four guys doing throw their body but they don't have a giant pack on their back and wearing helmets or wearing helmets that shits light compared to what the astronauts are wearing dude astronauts have like they have a suit that keeps them pictures graphics from concept is the suit if the concept is there not even on the fucking moon and then that students could just be paper mache but some of the ones were there pitched completely forward and they just go badly what it is i'm not saying right now i would love to see it it's interesting so you you're still wavering on whether we went to the moon more weight now i'm too dumb and uneducated to really know but i am wavering more on the possibility that some of the footage was faked in this super quick it's a five second video so it's like no instantly boom that is not the same thing jamie i can do that super suit
bullshit i can do that that guy goes through i'll do that right now find another one the guy goes to his these and then uses his momentum the pop up from his knees i've seen some that look pretty crazy though man too that's ridiculous the moon ones are way more papa i seem better examples in that there there's a super athletes yeah what they're doing is springing up and you can see the connecticut energy from their legs forcing them up this super athlete right they do show off those go do back flips and shit all the time they are physically capable of doing things the normal person can't do but they're not physically capable of defying physics what you're seeing in a lot of those moon videos looks like someones defined physics like they pitch for and they bounce back up i think they shot a bunch of shit and i think so the video if you're going into space and you're experiencing deep radiation the van allen radiation belts and from the sun did you can't even go through the fuckin x ray machine at the airport the old x ray machines with film they wouldn't let you because if you went through
the film it would kill your fucking film so how are they getting these perfect videos and photos and none of them are fucked up by radiation it's entirely possible that they did go to the moon but they faked a bunch of the film footage because they wanted to have something and they couldn't really bring anything back it's entirely possible there's faked footage from the raw which is one hundred percent is president the footage of eureka garon when he circling the earth for the first time he was in iraq in the first guy in space it's fake as fuck dude please inside this tiny little compartment and also there's they got room in there for a camera get the fuck outta here bitch you see a light source this way in a light source that weighs got dooling shadows behind him 'cause they got light setup in there 'cause they're filming him inside this capsule he shot up the space you really did do it but they couldn't fit it god damn cameron is tiny little caps right it's there's no room so they just faked it after the fact sense of course it makes a lot of money there was no internet back then there was no vhs tapes back then
they broadcast something on tv as far as their eyes and their mind goes that was the uh only time people are going to see it right all they have to do is show it to you once pull it off nobody ever imagine you would be able to pull it up on your phone or two donors like you and me we'll be watching on a podcast race even find the video of your again from inside his what would you call those things todd todd's would you call it your guarantee in space you watch it you go get the out a rare you watching you go watt that is fake right that is not him or this not him in space rather siri is blast off character at a time and he is he's getting on the bus is heading to spice are can't believe that your your show me where are you right season as they look at that's it watch this are we good
and turn off look at the lights you see all that back up back up back up stop pause it with the shuttle's chatted to laugh show to the right this lights in front of a they have lights in there he's in this tiny little cat this tiny little pod how's it lit up no maybe they just have why don't i mean no i still windows why couldn't have lights in there joe 'cause i got no room had it seems like there's enough did i have lights back then think about this these candles campfires campfire in there i saw a few breakdowns of the moon landing to that said it would be way way way harder to fake it back then it would have been to actually just to read that too i've heard that too but i don't think we're talking about faking going to the moon you not understanding what i'm saying we're talking about faking footage we're not talking about faking going to the moon i think they probably
did go to the moon but i would imagine that at least some of the footage you're seeing his horse shows a hot at from what i i was an obvious it live them is like a one hundred and forty minute live stream senior actually no it's not know if you if you just have people in orbit it wouldn't be hard to fake look i think would be harder to go there it would be to fake it i think going there if they did go to there and i think they probably did was an unbelievably difficult thing to do but like faking that they were there how hard would that be like like after the fact filming footage filming footage of them in orbit you can't i've been a mile of film it's really interesting to watch you know that all my shit's missing you know all your footage that it's the weirdest thing falling man yeah i mean i know you doing you being skeptical guy looked it up but look yeah it's missing remember when only that you know what else is missing telemetry data all the ones
does it show the location of the capsule whatever the it is on the list i thought from what i read they still have that data the just the regional like paper it was on a threat from magnetic tapes got re use because they needed to okay well why would you say that unless you just want to google it and find out that's why i read i read one last time unit would you would you read i read that the original tapes got written over because they needed the magnetic tape because there was a shortage at some point right so but still it is still somewhere else there was a short they recorded over the original tapes of the fucking moon landing how much of a shortage of magnetic tape do you have where you going court over all of the video from a mother fucking moon landing hank we gotta presidential parade from seventy six you want to keep that yeah keep that keep that's a good one it's like if you were
i want to lick your families vhs tapes like we want picnic from eighty two yeah that was when my key threw up save it save it there saving everything but they record over the fucking moon landings it let's just fucking record over first time in human history literally the craziest thing in human history to ever record over at it is the dumbest thing human i'm not saying they didn't do it they might have they might official story might b legit casino but it might not where do you put your money on the moon landing because you know what i'm detecting joe when are we first got to be friends as i recall you didn't really believe in the moonlight i didn't believe it at all and then you went through a phase because of the podcast and having a lot of conversations with different people are something happen where you started shifting your ideas and thinking we did go to the moon start shifting ideas about everything i landing is just an example that's an extreme example of a position i took but i think represents their eyes there is
history to that story yeah there's a lot of mystery to still to this day there's a bunch of weird shit connected to the moon landing a lot of it so when and people have there's not shut up you know there is there is there a bug weird shit connected to how about the fact that give a fuck in moonrock too the prime minister of holland neil strong and buzz aldrin and michael collins i don this plaque in the give this moon rock this guy in holland and it turned out to be petrified wood it was fake but it's onto so much weird shit connected to the moon landing that go like wow how that creepy speeches that neil armstrong get twenty five years after the moon landing talking about uncovering hit the truth truth protective layers that are you great deeds that could done to those who can remove one of truth protective layers this is a speech he gave
so much weird shit some people say there's a alien well except people ridiculous no events that but there is evidence that these people are talking really weird about the moon landing jamie can you pull up clean set you know what clinton said in his book he wrote a book called my life and in one of the chapters in my life he talks about a conversation he had a carpenter when people landed on the moon is working in a construction site and the guy said i don't believe it for a second those television fellers they could fake anything he says back then i thought the guy was a crank but after eight years in the white i was starting to think that maybe he was ahead of his time this is what bill fucking clinton rd in the his book my life wow why would the fuck would you ever write that if the god damn present united states for eight years and years hey maybe the guy who thought we didn't go to the moon was right all right might not be right it it might be that they faked some footage they did take some photos there's a photo of michael collins who's on of a moon walk from like jammin i fifteen and it's
not a real photo it's a photo of him from the test runs they did it's in a warehouse and they blacked out all the background it's been proven they reverse the image and blacked out the back you could see the two of them if you overlay them they line up perfectly it's the exact same image so someone whether it is a overzealous pr agent for nasa or a journalist at the time we should actually made that photograph but somebody did and tried to pass that photo office space so there's some deception we know that one is a hundred percent sure so then you look at the other ones you look at the videos of has falling down getting yanked back up and bonser i like their on trampolines in some videos where they're hiding behind the lunar rover like what the fuck are you doing terrier your dead sure you can jumping around on the moon like you're having a party up there right is that real how come i can't get a fucking regular camera through radar machine the x ray machine at the airport you guys can fly through the
asian of space and that should comes up well with those cameras were insulated there were different kind of camera the camera to act not true house dad said it they were the same god damn cameras writes a regular camera there was no specific protection there's nothing unusual about the protection that those cameras at it's interesting and you've like gone back no i haven't i think is the thing that i'm not taken any position agnostic a hundred percent because i don't know anything about yes i i don't know anything about the physics of space travel i don't know anything about the requirements of technological requirements but i do know it's one of the only things that happened in nineteen sixty nine and one thousand nine hundred and seventy two and it's a lot cheaper easier and faster to reproduce today it's we so here it's very weird so we're doing this only time in history people have been more than four hundred miles near the surface was those moon missions all the apollo missions man everything since all space shuttle stuff inside four hundred miles satellites
you know like or a space station right thing you talk to people about that part and they'll say like we just don't need to go there anymore maybe we don't maybe they're right maybe the right it might be right we don't know but it's you think they're not right but it's interesting how rabidly people fight off the note here's the other weird shit about the nazis were running our space program that's a fact operation paper the promise of cannot see they brought all the scientists over like legit ninety two hang jews in further fucking rocket factories in berlin budget guys who were wear tattoos from the holocaust identified worn on talked about him being in there nasa there was a guy was trying to get us to the moon yeah do there's a lot of weird and people now you're getting do deep into it it's the nazis doing some kind of thing they're like trying to fake the moon landing like it's him out too attached to the nazis i think the nazis were the best rocket scientists available
right or one of them other than the one that we had here and then once a russian tattoo was a lot of competition to get the best rocket scientist but some of the best rocket scientists were in not to turn share so when nazi germany fell operation paperclip took place and in operation operation paperclip they brought a number of c scientists from germany secretly to america and one of them they put as ahead of yeah this is where the this is where it gets really so was explaining all this to me about how basically it's the thing is like okay you thinking world war two there just rounded up all the nazis and they just disappeared and it's like what do you think are the nazis went and there are about the ones were really good at making cool shit yeah well bare aspirin you know like the idea is that the spring yeah well look up i'm so sorry to ask jamie do you mind looking up bare aspirin and cycle and be like and and and the jewish slaves were i think working for bear after but when you look at like a lot of the corporate the idea is that the didn't really go any
or they just started corporations and some of the biggest corporations we have right now or do you know why zyklon b is i clubby because i can't be took the smell out of it zyklon a was the stuff that had a c agent in it that it smelled terrible so you could smell our so when they used it the gas that the people in the concentration camps they i changed it so that it was undetectable yes did you know what to say what is our team's quicker the trigger her today the lan frustrated with us changes that can so if you guys are the bare aspirin company is finally apologized for the inhumane acts of its parent firm including using jewish slave laborers during the holocaust holy shit yeah yeah and there's all kinds of examples of this where gets really weird is like this is what this is one of great conspiracy theories is i think the bush family is somehow wrapped up in it that's where it gets weird is like that it ends up getting
captain to american politics it's like oh do you think that the nazis just became rocket scientists you think they just do you like they became pharmacists pharmacists and they started running companies and corporations and then like they in there here and there descendants have lots of money and like to think that they when anywhere is not the nazis didn't really go anywhere they just went deep into hiding they just think back into the immune system of society like you know the way aids hides in different parts of your body they just hid in the shadow and this is one of the reasons people are freaking out about the kind of like friendlies emergence of some people who are like clearly white nationalists who were just kind of like being like interesting accept didn't embrace for you know what's at least have a rational conversation about how i want to start a white ethno state you know that kind of stuff because it's doing that well i mean
the something richard spencer talks about who's taking that guy in and and talking to rationally well there's these a lot of these people are getting like a lot of air time right x this is a bit of an exaggeration like maybe talk about steve bannon like steve bannon got into the white house and a lot of people think that he has it been proven i mean it's really easy to call a guy at white nationalist has been proven i don't know much about i don't know but honestly i think a lot and i think i think some of these people it's i think it's a god i mean you're going to get like a fucking i'm going to get an avalanche of like you're a fucking you tuck tuck but i think like for example when you look at trump's real when they were saying asking about the kkk and he's like i'm not going to talk shit about this group i don't really know i'm remember that like or the fact that a lot of i think you paraphrasing he i think what he said was a little more acceptable it's still weird can we look at it it's like a little tip toeing it's like if someone's like hay kkk what do you
thank you also said something about there was people bad behavior on all sides on all sides and that's one of the one of the white nationalist groups pick stop on that and said specifically that trump didn't criticize i am specifically so this was a good thing the whole thing was very good for them right just like a white nationalist group said that but that could injures him just not doing a good job preparing what he's going to say about something talking off the cuff which i think he does with most things i think does most of his shit off the cuff yeah you know he said that and one of things that he said but in the wrote that book the art of the deal he doesn't make plans he just does it just goes to work and get things done and just yeah robin stick i don't know that the thing is like it's generally like when you think of certain people right are they a white nationalist and like when i think you joe are you a white nationalist know right it's i don't simple it's simple it's like there's no like well you know even a nationalist or i love 'em
but i'm not a national right exactly yeah so the problem is with some of what you what you don't want this one thing i don't want i don't want there to be a blurry thing when people think of me about whether or not i'm a white nationalist you know what i mean like i don't want there to be a like well maybe he does have some kind of ideas that are based around the importance of upholding european culture making sure that we do everything we can to prevent people from having sex with people from other races i don't want there to be any question but like i have zero problem with everyone humping everybody whenever they want mixing the paints and doing whatever there's no question i don't care like i think it's where some sounds like water races would say what do you mean
trying to divert attention away from your races i see what the fuck you doing do i see what you're doing man this is virtue signalling but race virtue would you do me a favor i hate to dwell on this one more time but you please go i want to make sure i'm right about this that the hasselblad cameras from the moon landing weren't insulated in any bizarre way see there are except they were different cameras they were made especially well they were made for this chess yank they also had a special film about developed by kodak special film is that true because i've read that was exact same fellow men just don't know who but who says it who says it has a big break down on to look it up okay i had a pixel which this is too many dis to many different people commenting on it that like you like me
like i'm muddying the waters myself by not exactly knowing what the fuck i'm talking about well dude i mean that's like that stupid look at the camera warrior by historic what is this who wrote this how to pick so this is a pretty much but this is fucking shell to shell site this is cia front in the shadows the lighting see pull up the lighting why is it so well lit it's in the shadows goddamnit there's a guy behind it with one of those big reflector booms this is on in nevada there's a tarp back there and if you look real close you could see seed copper stones listen to look at all that gum wrapper fake ground we got fake that ground looks no man look at that shitty tin foil on that spaceship yeah super likely that just landed on the moon it's just more fun this is i abandon the idea that we didn't go to the moon it's more fun to think that we didn't go to the moon it's more exciting so i have to be careful going that way
that's why i changed my opinion on it 'cause then i started re looking at like what the fuck do you know about space travel almost zero but what do you know about bullshit i know i'm good bullshit i know about bullshit and when i watched that press conference the post apollo eleven perhaps it's mike someone's pollution yeah it's weird here but i think it's entirely possible that they were forced into accepting some stuff that wasn't really kind of knew it but that they probably did go to the moon i don't understand how your this is like get back and forth in your head but when i say alien artifacts on the moon right away like now i don't think they leave ship behind i think if they're smart the clean up have you not seen the cleanup getting wrecked on the moon there is a division of aliens no evidence that looked at face on mars we've looked at moon really well get that picture of the spaceship that crashed on the moon yeah that's true that shit looks crazy grill another thing that you space ships i think they get to a certain point they just travel through dimensions
i really do but i think that more and more i don't think a ship's exist out other than like the really crude civilizations like our look at this the canal annually well that's super real which one do the one the one that looks like it's most drawn with crayon fuck is that's wrong that's an episode of star trek bro that looks like a ship like the eyes of mountain line behind it come on where where do you see eyes would look at this is fucking volcanic book absolutely isolating look that's a fucking topa graphical map that you're isolating a tiny little area and you're choosing to look at it you got this ship how dare you you could look anything in moab utah and decide that spaceship that this is why they don't want to go to the middle ground supporting there's a hole in the ground that's a ship it's not ship and look at that trail it's like our bobsled trail you it's interesting we look for get on the moon or in space
in general and a normal thing in space is fucking amazing like if we find a microbe on the desert floor no one gives a no she lives in the sand is incredible nobody's going to pay attention but if you find something in space and you can prove that this thing exist it was a living organism a primitive organism that's on mars so we know it's some life existed on mars right and then taking another step further if you ran into some dude who was jerking off in your apartment building you open open the wrong door and some dudes in there jerking off and screaming at him he's an old man he's got a tank top on what the fuck can you tell your friends would laugh at it but if you found that guy in the moon to some old jerking off on the moon man imagine that's we found i went to anyway go crazy realize realize like like that we literally are in a simulation and this is we find out there's a guy on the moon jacking off and he's got box shorts on and socks with crocs and he's just sitting there is potent knuckles up yes in there hunched back not
up on the moon and he got hurt but he's got mouthfuls a dirt that's until he gets by that's the creator of the universe he just gone crazy the creator of the universe went insane now we just jerk off on the moon now it's an old man he looks just like an old man says like the universe is so infinite that there's an infinite number of pot bill that lives can exist like someone explain this the other day that the finn is so vast that literally it's entirely possible there is a darth vader somewhere like a real legit darth vader who runs an empire like it's a real thing right somewhere that's how many possibilities exist right so if that's the case why can't there be a possibility on the june of an old dude who eats dirt he's got a tank top of spaghetti stains he's not going up on the moon we find them with the film on front page of the new york times they found old men jerking off in the moon do you think they tell us they found man jerking off in the moon it's like that's what they find space probe lands and then right in front is a game but look at this guy's great balls
he's i'd love to see that i like to see the the press conference and yeah ask half has got to out spaghetti stains all how to give spaghetti stains on a shirt no one no no no he's eating dirt on the moon jerking off on a probes now what now what are you going to do now what is our civilization do how do we deal with this well the same thing like this ilan mosque car in space it's like you see the image of that car find just what you like wait a minute wait a minute we just re is this really going on around am a god damn movie like whatsapp here's this guy really spent one hundred million dollars shoot a car in a space what the fuck is this sure he's got a camera on its broadcasting images of a manikin find going man cascading levels of absurdity that's what's happening we're seeing cascading levels of absurdity and like the more that it the more that absurd happens the more normal it seems and that's kind of this is what i've been thinking is like what what the apocalypse really looks like because
but he thinks when you think about the apocalypse when i think about the apocalypse i think of meteors volcanoes the classics ocean dying light just cataclysm right right but really it's like more like absurdity starts avalanche ching in that time to the point where things start happening so quickly that we can't even catch up like now we got to do with the fact there's a fucking tesla infinitely flying through space life it slams into a spaceship that's coming to visit us that which is exactly can fucking imagine that could you it was like the the alien overlords like they are finally ready let us visit and they they come in at light speed and then the moment they re emerge from light speed whatever comes to the windshield hit some right in the face takes the head off the emperor yeah it's just just
explosions just like in star wars boom boom boom laura dern the wheel are holding on around that's what happened this new star wars movie spoiler alert member when they when it works be they went right through that one jet or the one space yeah that's probably gonna happen due bird hits a meteorite hits a meteor that wasn't going to hit earth and then our culture sorry so that it does yeah oh my girl didn't like yeah there there is now the lan must kills us this stupid fucking car flying through space just is fucking car out just grazes an asteroid clink and it just goes so yeah right la yeah we don't know man right hits the laugh factory that meant center that's the fucking main place it smashes land may god laugh yeah
eighteen semis and it hits the laugh factory no one can hear no one can hear it's it's it's so loud everyone's ears explode you know if you're nowhere near at your ears explode in kansas ears explode from the impact and you're never hearing ever again ever no one within a file one thousand mile radius ever hears again people in the bahamas like what what what was that yeah i can hear you yeah i can't hear you it's crazy the earth rings for a million years that's fucking crazy this and when the earth got hit by that one that hit the yucatan sixty five million years ago and rang for a million years just to drone just like it got cracked like of
wrong for a million years do that's fucking crazy you ever heard the descriptions of how deep they think that thing was in the earth within the firm now second of impact now it's something bananas like a miles deep into the earth within the first second of impact that's how big that thing was com manhattan side as chunk yeah man i love that because that's reality isn't that funny that's the funny thing about existing on the planet is because is everybody walks around imagining that the world we're living in is permanent permanent and stable and not just our world not just society but your own life i like people while around through their own life this is the thing about that act that terrible it keeps happening with the amtrak train crash it's like when you think about that you're just going to work what do you so
the thing that disturbs me the most and it's disturbing me a lot lately this is a real issue people that were on left were saying that they were happy that it happened that god had done something to kill these politicians because there was a lot of right wing yeah gop p people that were this acting like could you imagine just saying that not not not only thinking it it's saying it on twitter like you're so confident so you right yes with your desire strangers dead in in a fucking train accident yeah actually died in that accident and the like group going to heaven someone's dad's dead yeah right someone's mom that we are was a male or female it died but someone's mom dead someone's sister dead and you look good really in chicago god a plan for them fall down because they're on the other team yeah do that shit terrifying that it's really
sad but never used to be the left that's what's the scariest thing to me the left was never like advocating violence they with the exact opposite during the vietnam war they were the hippies through the people how to bring the troops home they're the people who didn't want war they didn't want violence thirty one hate they date not denounced eight they're like they're like talking about via it's being the answer has certain certain political movements i a bunch i sighed turn hi on reddit that i liked a lot called liberal baptist have you heard of this good ideas like guy you know can fundamentalism of any sort really like the ideas when you're saying that your religious you're not really interested in and uh persons soul or saving another person what your interest but in doing is creating an ethical hierarchy that you can dominate by being at the top of the ethical hierarchy right so what you run
into with this shit that you're talking about is people who don't really seem so concerned with how society is supposed to be as my which is using their refined system that they've come up with which is like they called being woke or you know what i mean it's like this crazy it's hard even keep up with it right but they use it to try to dominate the people around them by making you scared to speak your mind was ideas is like you know one of the like i i one of mike the gas to my podcast that i get yelled at more than anybody else for having on jordan peterson that really pistol people after i had him on my podcast because they feel they misunderstand him and they think the jordan peterson hates transgendered people i think are they think that he's a
i i think that he's they think that he's like alright they think that he's like some kind of alt right spokesman an the truth of the matter is i don't i don't fully know all of george the spectrum of jordan peterson's views on thing because it would take me a very long time to do that i know he's fucking smart i know it was really cool for him come my podcast and i know we had a really great conversation they didn't really talk about that stuff but it didn't fit the narrative that they want the narrative that they want is that he's a hateful person and that he hates transgender people and that is a big it and he's just right wing alright poster boy but it's not real problems people aren't to adjust that once they stand on that stance once they have that position that this is i'm left wing this guys right wing he's a pig things like that's they just make up their mind but can it can we throw let me add one thing to this okay a match in this imagined
jordan peterson and i don't honestly i don't know but just imagine there is a piece of him that doesn't for whatever and i like it d i don't know i'm again i'm not saying this is it i have no idea i'm not implying it either i'm a magic short jordan peterson i don't know i'm trying to think of some offensive thing that he had just imagined he had some piece of him that was definitely politically not correct right okay that doesn't mean that all the other shitty sang is inven validated by some piece of him 'cause people are made up of lots of different pieces well that's basically in a way i'm not category sing jordan peterson the way you categorize descartes but that's what he was saying right that with great people they also have what was the word he used not great sin but great was the word he used
the word that expression he ain't got they've got should got yeah great flaws lies in and out is this great vices that he said this is to me where the big problem is is that people have lost the a ability to be nuanced and people in and that to me is where things are really fucked up right now which is like you were through the baby out with the bathwater and i'm not saying like oh let's give a platform to people who have like hates yeah but but the idea that we have gotten to the point now where just like free balling and throwing around ideas just like we've done all over the place i guarantee you when i look at twitter there is going to be at least like five people being like you fucking cuck piece of shit only because like i'm throwing around ideas because my hope is through that process i'm going to get closer to the truth and i'm going to be able to look at myself like what you said about the cock the coke boy
you know what i mean i liked it because you're right and i like what you did and those comedic is funny you're right dude why am i giving that guy hard fucking time is going to do he can't not be born of cokes on right he's like he can't change his birth yeah he is he is meanwhile what is he doing is he taking over countries africa noise making could queue charities bang on a hot woman yet right so that's to that but i white i like that having these kinds of interactions with friends because it helps me a g just even though i don't have any real animosity for the coke brother from that kind of thing and look at my own fucking pattern to be like oh shit yeah that's like that's something to think about like i could be more compassionate there so my point is what but what ends up happening and what leads to someone who started off being you know who's uh who considers themself part of a group that was that's trying to stop war that spawned the hippie movement and now they're like thankful that a train accident happened that is a result of grad
julie shutting down their ability to understand that a human is much more than just one fucking thing jeff sessions is not just an anti marijuana person jeff sessions is probably an elf in his suite outfit that and a person who's got a lot of love in him and he's done a lot of good things for a lot of people but also he's got the worst fucking con septa what marijuana is in that sucks but that doesn't it validate any of the love is expressed throughout his life and this is unbearable for some people to deal with because we want a darth well it's because we are inclined to gravitate towards tribalism it is a part of being human being it's always going to be a part it's the same reason why those egyptologists were rejecting these from john anthony west robert schoch they weren't a part of the tribe new people coming in with some shit that they didn't figure out on their own there's a thing that people
do on whether it's male versus female you're seeing a lot of this one comes to this me to stuff one of the weirdest things that happens is that you start getting this day if i'd wear the manner matter to women in the women of the amount of men even people that are non offenders and non victims well they sure up on teams and yes it's good people being exposed for doing bad things to people but it's also very dangerous for us to men and women be on opposite teams were humans were supposed to be nice to each other it goes back to what we were talking about earlier we we i don't say that enough i really do i think we say that enough i really think we need to it needs it should be reinforce and it sounds like oh it's a fucking group thing that your advice bro be nice
each other yes it is my advice is not my only advice i think you should also get your shit together i think you should have some fucking discipline i think you should eat right i think we do a lot of things you should read books i think you should pay attention things try to educate yourself you should try to be aware about objectivity and tribalism where are the influence but i also think it would be really nice if we all just agreed to be nicer each other and it just have it as a conversation that the country has an ultimate the world has but that list of things you just ok before that yeah i think that all fits into the category and kind to yourself and i think that the way you're going to learn to be nice to other people is by learning how to be kinder to yourself and being kind to yourself means treating your boy the better you know that's that's loving yourself an like this actually one of the things this guy jack kornfield taught me which i like a lot voice talking to him about man you know i want to fucking get in shape and like i feel bad 'cause i want to be more in shape and he's like ok but the way you're talking about it you're
getting yourself right now yeah get in shape because you hey who you are getting shape 'cause you love yourself enough to want to feel better so saying that changes the way i'm looking at it yeah you know i'm saying like you just saying that like yeah right yeah don't i hate your body love it by getting it healthy and then bye living your that's loving changes the intention around from like i'm going to destroy my fall myself and replace it with a better self it's like i'm going to love this being i am right now and the way to do that but you know what i don't need to have five beers a night no i know i don't need to pour the booze into the thing every night as much as i have been i don't need to smoke cigarettes are i don't eat whatever the thing is and that attitude of like i'm not doing this 'cause i i'm not doing this 'cause i i hate myself it's just this is different ways of me jokes for me to express love into my own world
and then from that radiates out that's what you did i mean that's what you do is like part of what appeals i think and you that appeals to people is that you're sort of radiating this like way of being that offers a lot of people a sense of like oh shit i could probably do that i could probably do that it draws people in so this kindness that you're talking about it's contagious yes it is contagious and and it should be and it's our cultures operate on the momentum of the people that are in them right nazi germ he is a good example sos denmark so is nora yes really interesting cultures that are very different from other cultures china is very different from ethiopia i mean yeah they we vary widely in the way we behave yeah and i think there's a bunch of different styles of of being a person and i think the problem is and this is a problem that i had as a young man i had an ultra
repetitive issue i was competitive with my friends can edited with other men i was competitive i would shit on people that i didn't know look at this fucking loser you know it's uh natural thing yet young men go through and it took me until i was probably in my early twenties to realize how toxic that was and i moved myself out of it and instead start celebrating people around me i changed my via to because i i was very flawed as a young man but also super hyper self critical so my hyper self like i always wanted to be a better version of myself but and i would i wouldn't do it the right way like it was jack corn feld's idea who's who at corn field jack corn fields id i didn't do it the right way i didn't do it his way i did it the way that bear early educated twenty one year old man who is mostly just read books on combat sports and bing philosophy and psychology i have very limited amount of information in my head but i really
is there was some flaws and the way i was thinking and i realized i was spending all this energy getting mad people that i didn't know hating people that had things that i didn't have and i really i was sitting around thinking about this once and it was as i was becoming more successful as a martial artist i was real causing that one of the things that was holding me back before was my mind and it wasn't just my physic talent my skills which also got better but it was all so that i had a better way of approaching competition that i had when i was younger but it didn't carry as much anxiety i was still hangs anxious but less society because i was more a piece with being around all these different people instead of fuck this guy who is this fucking i changed my strategy and i changed i am and then as i got the comedy i was alleviated by the actual real threat of competition which greatly relaxed mean it was a giant weight lifted off my back but that carried a little bit of that in the early days of stand up i would look at other comedians like fuck this guy right i get jealous
of guys that were doing successful that we're doing well rather that were successful i got jealous of guys were funnier than me like why is he fucking funnier than it was stupid thought process and it took me till i was in like two thousand two hundred and twenty three i started realizing i gotta snap out of this this is unhealthy i'm wasting this energy where should be concentrating on positive things so i started supporting my friends i saw being like a more complimentary person i started i just went out of my way to just be nicer to people be nicer to people not because they could do something information just to be nice but i feel good to be nice and i slowly cultivated a better philosophy and it took me awhile man it took me until i was in my 20s till i really like as i was like getting closer to thirty is when i started really getting good at it with comedy you know like comedians on the road helping people yeah that's foster bing other career telling kids that were like seven years before you know but to me like they were they out seven years after me
seven years ahead of you could do this anybody could do this or just do it just do it and if you fuck up learn from that fuck up get better this is the thing that you can you're your funny person you just you have to do is just keep doing it and you're going to already made it yeah now this is the so this thing that you're talking about the thing that i that the rom dos people teach me with is invaluable to me and it really in tires is here is that they talk about glasses girl name carly baba and how when he was teaching he never said here's what this is going to do for you he was never like this is why this is how it's going to help you he was always saying here's how this is going to help the people in your life and so the moment make that little shift where working on yourself as it's called is not about doing something so that you can fucking have a fucking six pack in april but the moment you start new scarf on to calvin right horse shaving shaving your stomach but the moment you
start fucking doing this stuff but as you know that it's going to directly help the people around you in ways you can't even imagine like you don't even know yet because there's going to be a moment in every single person's life where someone comes up to you who's a lot of trouble and they need help and it not be money it might not it might just be something you could say to them it might just be something you need to be lou sit in that moment and because you've been like you know but not paying attention and your blurry and you're angry in your fucking shut down that you're not even to see that person that person is going to just be another face the crowd you don't even see but that's the whole point is like this practice your practice it ends up helping so many fucking people and if you want to get excited about something at least for me what makes it really kind of difficult for maine to get
super excited over like i don't know some kind of like thing that's like going to give me an extra thing it's way less exciting than to think that like shit man if i can be more com and more can i did then the next time around somebody i love and get angry i'm not going to hurt them because i learning how to not react to my own bullshit you know getting better at life yeah and this through trial and error mean that is a trial error honesty and you we have to realize that we're not all coming from the same starting block you know some people came from abusive childhood some people came from super supportive and loving childhood some people are spoiled his children is that they are the people that struggle the most sometimes you see in kids that grow up in like really rich families the parents weren't hands on there so disconnected
really weird entitled and they have a very distorted version of the future and those people it's very it's very hard to adjust from a place of bounty place of struggle and success and and self realization yeah almost more difficult for some of those people compassion meet growing as a person who didn't have money you know and thinking as when i was a child my families on welfare thinking i still can remember at least i have an idea of a memory of us drinking powdered milk i remember that i remember being really embarrassed with people would come over our house we have powder we poor you and that memory of being a young man of being a struggling young comedian doing a bunch of odd jobs trying to make it like this this real hunger in worry i'm at one of the most imp nursing moments of my young life i i have this thing fall out it was like
the management company was interested in me and they were like a music management company and they were thinking about branching off into comedians this guy was talking to me about it and it was falling apart and i was driving with my girlfriend and i was twenty one and the whole thing was so frustrating to me that i start crying tears rolling and i remember she looked over and you are you crying i was like yeah fuck yeah and she's like like she was like mocking the fact that i was crying she couldn't help herself you know she was same age were both like twenty one right we're both kids you know and she just thought it was a bitch move it just be crying about being frustrated about your career and i remember being so embarrassed like why did i wanted to let that out to her like why did i let that out in public just frustration
did not knowing where the future life but that frustration and that hunger of like wanting to figure out a way to get out of this cycle of working shitty jobs and figure out how to do something that i actually love doing like be a comic like that that burning hunger 'cause you don't have shit that's where it all comes from what you don't know where the fuck you going to pay your rent you not having a scape route there's no net you gotta figure this fucking thing out man you not figure it out right now right now it's falling apart and nobody nobody thinks you're any good you can't get booked like fuck you trying to figure out what's the next job you're going to get you could feed yourself when you try to figure out this weird thing that nobody could really tell you how to do yeah you know but then going through that struggle that is everything but people need to hear that you went through it too they need here that that during the dark days where it doesn't seem like it's going to workout are you alive can you see can you talk can you think get better get better better whatever you doing get better so you suck at it now everybody sucks it
everything when they first start that's the whole thing about getting good at something but if you love it and you're really honest don't lie to yourself don't lie to you look at it for what it is look at it for what it is and work on it whatever the fuck it is whether it's writing books or make music composing computer code whatever the fuck you want to do if you suck at it get better but look at it for what it is look at it for really what isn't that's one of our biggest problems one of our biggest problems is that people have a really hard time looking at things for what they are if they're not flattering it's right now they wanna think block those gore focus goes a pussy now like i shot a fucking rocket into space with a car on it ok and he did it with his mind and figured out how to make these calculations you figured out how to make enough money so he could shoot a car in a space if you don't respect that digging tunnels under play the let him dig tunnels is an earthquake ridden area in this mother fuckers do in holes in the ground were worried about fracking
we're like eli must got it he says not yeah cause an earthquake it's not going to cause an earthquake yeah we're worried about people tracking we're not worried about elon must turn in our fuckin city into swiss cheese yeah but you know man the thing is is that the guy you're make like creating an image of the guys like like you that must be that guy is real that's real that's me twenty one right and then you fell fucking queer and you felt like shit that's the important thing is like that that's all coming from feeling like shit and when you get around somebody who's acting like that if you've looked into yourself enough to see where you feel like shit and then you get around somebody and you realize like oh this person is like being a complete fucking cunt to me right now feels like shit and this is the i want to see the dalai lama in anaheim and your party
rom dos the dalai well this is like not parting with i would love to party with the fucking dalai lama i would love that i'm really might never find my cock if i got a chance to party with the dalai lama in space forever it's another thing to talk about do any i'd love to be around that guy man just 'cause like when he was like so far down in this massive places little guy you could feel his the energi the rushing off of this guy into the room it we tripping maybe he but anyway but anyway the thing that he said that stuck with me as he's like one of the things he said is so simple and it reminds me what you're saying now as he said you can always be kinder and then the other thing he said and it sounds so simple but really people don't realize that you could always be kinder at any moment and then the other thing he said is if someone being unkind to you it's not them being unkind to you it's an echo is what he said like it's literally an echo of the uncw
minus people being cruel to them throughout their lives and that shit is bouncing off of them like sound it's bouncing on to and so when you get around someone who's like being a shit what you're really experiencing is that there a lot of sorrow from a lot of places you don't know and that was a mean you're supposed to lay back and let them like spit on you or be a shit at do you or whatever but it also it helps you find a little bit of compassion that's all just so you can be with that person and let them be they are without adding more suffering to it right which only compounds the situation well you have to learn how for responding to that behavior to and and adjust accordingly get and do the hard work and look at yourself and more when people get super self indulgent one of things they do they don't think about how other people experiencing them like if you're around people like for
fucking the fucking worst luck always fucking happens to maine is same thing everyday ok i'm at work fucking boss knows and i wasn't miked it put in the world i put folk in six thousand five hundred and seventy percent of the work in what did she leave why did she leave like that yeah those people are gross i gotta go man i can't which don't do what is the worst thing people do to you when they would show do what you think do men need some advice i need somebody hey hey no you don't you what's going you want me to talk about you you're making me focus on you one hundred percent you're not asking me for help i'm not doing a god damn thing for yourself you're not helping you self at all what you're doing is making me concentrate on you her broom full can really feeling depressed right now well do something about it so i'm not saying don't reach out to your friends but i'm saying you got to do something to man you can't just
always talk about your problems manifold can talk about my problems you really want to hear him 'cause that's all you talk about yeah but your whole life a problem right jesus christ maybe that's the way you're thinking maybe this way you're behaving we mapped out your life or not saying that you shouldn't be there for your friends when issues arise and there's certainly all of our friends are super support if we've all gone through some weird shit in our lives we've all been super supportive but if i'm super supportive to you i know you're super supportive to yourself yeah i know you're working on yourself to not just relying on me what should i do to learn which
tomorrow when you think if you could sit down here with me for a few hours and map out my future i would really appreciate it 'cause it's just fucking hard out there for me bro you got it easy talking bullshit dude your fucking you know man fuck you got a good head start your white car from north carolina fuck you dude it's what is man's come up these toxic excuses for why their life is shit without ever looking inward and they want you to admit your privilege and admit your foot advantages bro how 'bout you dunkin yep do folk admit it was easier for you that is familiar right but not dirty asshole who but the question is like 'cause i know exactly what you're talking about and i know that person and i know what that is but the quite when i run into with that is is there's a part of me that like what you know sometimes you just have to put someone you have to like avoid their present slightly put him on blast
i thought you were going to not put him on blast no 'cause it doesn't work that doesn't work but i i maybe it does for you i don't know but it does work there's a they just came out of you but right said but there is a thing of like i this is where i might just be fucking naive or crazy or what took over the line sweet i believe that with anybody daddy that you're around if you've cultivated love like if you can really love them even in the to that cyclone of bullshit that you're talking about if you could look through this clone into their soul like into what they are that's love and see right and love it then the cyclone alstare calming down a little bit right in front of you i think it's possible that i think it's possible that if this is why i think it's fucking worth figuring out a way to cultivate this shit that you talking about so that when you get around a turd cyclone like that sort so you know that you actually you become potentially the person
who like not by giving them money or giving them advice but just giving them love and letting them be this cyclone of shit for a second and having it for real you might be the thing that that just like mosques fucking tesla it's the meteorite and sends it into earth you might be the thing that day kings the meteor of their life and prevents the catastrophe e that they were spinning towards it's entirely possible but it's also entirely possible that like most things in life you need a lot of various elements you don't just need one person that you cling to we need to look at humanity as a whole we need to seek inspiration in the great work of others and you need to look at yourself in a way that you think maybe perhaps other people look at you and that is something that a lot of people don't do and that lack of introspection and self critical thinking is one of the reasons why people don't change because they don't adjust
like you're not the guy you were ten years ago i've known you for along time you're a better version thanks 'cause you've adjusted i mean not that you were bad then i love you back then you are awesome but you're you're more together more filus ethical more at ease with the yourself person that you were of ten fifteen years ago yeah but when we were living together in the eye we lived together when you were in a bit got down spot you're a totally different human now yeah that is cool yeah and you are beginning and that's a thing man because you are like in those moments when you are like when we're riding in my fucking mini cooper and i'm trying to listen to elliott smith and you know i'm depressed and you're like dude what are you listening to what the fuck you ct i'll never forget that and i'll tell you man in my head i'm like what a dick you know to be what it has definitely been a day yeah but but but that what what that was was like the wood it was what you're do doing is helping me like get out of that vibe station that i was wallowing in it yes and i know
needed in it and i didn't it in those moments when were doing doing that i was like in my head resisting and i'm like you know but it did that's the other thing when you decide to help somebody in that way you can expect it's going happened there shift or change is going to happen instantaneously but because of that i still to this day ok when i put on elliott smith i think it at moment man i still hear your voice in my head going going took it what are you doing because you know what i mean because because and i'll tell you why men because sometimes you can and listen to elliott smith and not be wallowing in it just really pretty and sweet but don't listen to that if you're wallowing because it's like it's all don't feed the wall don't feed the whole yeah don't feed that wallowing peered inside you don't you don't need to feel that like everybody experiences loss and everybody experiences bad moments you just going to you you're never gonna get life perfect right so during these by
bad moments which you gotta realize is just accept it feel it get through it really it's a journey that you're going to get through but realized that there's better ways to navigate it then some and some ways are really bad that heroin is a really bad way to navigate it but doing heroin and start fucking listening to elliott's american girl holding a knife over your stomach in the middle of your fucking bedroom going fuck it man fuck it man and i can't do that you can't do that well you can you can but it's not it's not help these way to go that's going to give people around you and you yourself the most joy it's not necessarily selfish it's self indulgent for sure i don't necessary think it's selfish i think it's just it's it's a pattern of b gave you that you can get trapped in and i think we've all been in bad situations where you just feel like shit like you get in a pattern behavior and you feel trapped but you gotta
you got to learn from other people have been through those patterns and learn from your own experience is getting through pattern because you get you well that's a thing man it's like when you get around and someone he's like a teacher figure like you early get around money is no he's like really doing it from love and not trying to fuck in like fuck with you because that's that can happen to the words are piece of your to your right right like put you down then yeah yeah yeah when you get around somebody's like doing it out of out of love there is so such a massive difference in in the in the way that feels and in what they do quite off a lot of my teachers do which is really fucking cool like in the same way you see me kind of shift you are my two choose from the us camp like in the beginning when i was actively trying to offend them 'cause that was what i would try to do is likely to be funny not be funny 'cause i was thinking if i can offend these people about the practice their teaching me and they were
ok you can't say that or that's blasphemy or anything like that then i know to get the fuck out of there 'cause it like you know what i mean because you were you were calculated thank you calculated with what was one of my teachers ragu i would like his name's ragu like spaghetti sauce it means it means a different thing and i get those are you named changes in the house my name's spaghetti o's but listen bro don't think about it like that my master spaghetti o's taught me study what did you say he's a male he's he's an amazing and like in the same way off in the same way you're doing that with it the same way you do that with him i would try to do that with like their teachers and and and the and i would try to do too because i was like fuck if they get mad at me right then i know then you can if there's a thing i don't like blasphemy i don't like the idea i can last the man that freaks me the fuck out but it was like win them curly baba tell me these stories and i'd be like you know i just don't i just don't really believe that man
i don't know if it's i don't know if i believe that shit and where you are remember saying that walking in this at the retreat with them in a and he gets a big smile on his face he's like yeah yeah i don't blame you for not believing it cool man this is cool and like it's that that's the you get around a real teacher what i'm saying is the place that you're at they let you be there but they're not like in the sense that they're letting you do the pattern that you're in but by allowing that to happen in its own way and then adding to it the intention of like i think i'm going to you grow here that's when you really start changing not when someone's like you when were in the car and was now elliott smith and you five recognizing in me a lot of sadness and a lot of up mess you weren't scolding me dude you are giving love but the way you were giving me love was by making fun of me in this
really sweet way and then it worked you know what i mean it was it was so that's the thing that's what i really teacher sure does and that's why it's like you know it took to learn how to get to that spot is one of the most important things you could do well it's also from a selfish standpoint when you have a good friend that is all sudden looking for a place to live and then they could live with you it's cool cool it's far right but it also feels really good to help some money and to help somebody that you love and you really care about so i mean i don't even i thought about it for three seconds when you called shut up and you were in a hotel room i go to come live with me yeah it was like instant snow white a duncans live with maine stanley as got a place to live dude you never have to worry about not having a place to live i want did you do you know and also you were i've had a lot of people that have offered the tank to anytime you want come on by using tank you only guy who use it on a regular basis
tate live with me he didn't touch the crazy like thought this he might he got in there once i don't know what that was not his style at the time you know but you were in there all the time and you were writing journals and ship and get out of it yeah we would talk about it you would talk about your inner voyage when you go in that tank and just think about your life and how your your you know what you're doing and what happened what went wrong and where were headed to and just looked at the the stress of trying to be a professional comic is it fox you know how i know it fucks you because it fucks me every two years every two years i abandon my act and put out special and then have to write a whole new one in a god damn sweat and just thinking about it right now like thompson girls go through that right now our going through that right now that's it's the shedding of all
you've got yeah and then you got to start from scratch to terrifying you again and that's the thing that makes you keep growing thing makes you grow older but it when you're when you haven't had any success like when you were in the beginning of your he just it just yet happened yet you don't really believe if can happen once you do have it happen then you all i see just got to get through that but do the the thing you're talking about with the comedy it's it applies to everything and it's like the it's a good you're talking about it with was telling me like if a snake doesn't successfully shed its skin it dies and that did so a person is the same way in the sense that many nice clean to ways that we were thinking
that's who we still are when we're not yeah and and and and you have to say that you learned what parts of yourself you to let go a flake and you have to have the guts to let go of it in dude that that is one of the craziest things when you really have a thing that you've become attached to for a lot of people it's a relationship that sucks you end up in a bad relationship a bad job you end just come to attached to some version of yourself that you just aren't anymore who you right you got let go of that yeah look of it n n and letting go of it is death it's a form of death a key feels like death so people want to avoid and what ends up happening is you run into people who are just fuck even don't even realize did their valets covered in bags from all these previous their horn and they won't let go of all these things all
is ways they used to be so that's the what i've learned is that through this active like scanning south are looking into the south you'll find places where you're stuck where you're stuck for example you were saying i get jealous i was getting jealous of these people i was getting jealous well you were stuck there that was the plan wasn't his job was worse than that it was toxic didn't like them yes mad at them yeah you are stuck and you are attached and you were like in that attachment was making you unhappy are heavy that feeling is literally not just that week we will we a weak really bother because all the energy that's being put in no weak in my one of my so i air yeah not not weak like tired like did have the energy week like are you right you bet you just jealous that's you that's you now yeah i know
and these are like you know like when i'm do when you get a real that muscle spasm yeah and then you go to misuse and that that moment when the thing finally gives way and you're like oh that place in your back that hurts so bad suddenly just feels like you're back again and you're like well the same thing happens with suffering so it suffering a lot of people's lives lives there repeating suffering some blue a karmic muscle spasm and it's like until you literally push into in the same way you get rid of a muscle spasm it hurts man ran into you like get the blood flow going back in that place and really go deep into why do i get jealous you know for me the thing i just figured out that's how find me just jealousy in relationships it's like why do i do this what is this this is just like you're saying it
week it's not a good look i don't like it and it's indulgent like while you're doing it you realize it's gross yes and you keep doing it yes you like oh my god i'm being a bitch i'm going to keep going you fucking texted him first stat that is so humiliating and stone bear sing in so up and so brutal to the person you're with yeah so i got that thing i figured i figure out a let now i say let it go it's delusion alley i'm not putting out there that you can conquer it you know a terminally parts of your identity or whatever but i've been able to let that go and that feeling of real being able to let it go wow man that's to me this is one of those monumental things when you could start dropping these things and it's different everybody everybody's got their own fucking muscle spasm but you'll know what it is you know what any people
to do right now you know what it fucking is we are incredibly so we incredibly susceptible to patterns incredibly self yeah and if you have a pattern of weakness and you accepted over and over again yeah it can define you yeah you have to be really careful that you got it well yeah and but in what's the beauty of it though is the very fucking thing that's hurting you like that it's also simultaneously the thing that's like your that your fuel for improvement yeah it's like you're turning your trap this is such a cheese the thing that i thought i said and i'm not i'm never going to like make it a blog post or things that get me but i did think about this it's turning your trash happened to a trampoline it's like you find this are you of a self help speaker i can see you right now in a theater i know that i do like a big screen behind you is turning your trap into it sure travelling now give me your money i know that's why has it i deserve to be made fun of for an i'm not going to ever use that in a book or in a blockbuster anything but i really do
like the concept of like finding the your stock and realizing that that's to place you should avert your eyes from but in fact more than likely that's a door that's a fucking door and you can go through that door into a whole new existence where you're no longer horrified by yourself and that that is really writing it's really fucking wonderful moment you know not in comedy but i think in anything it's always a powerful thing to improve its it that's one of the things that's good about doing things you're not good at is it you get the oper you need to see what happens when you work at something and then you improve and i think that applies to everything i think if you look learn how to play game you get really good at the game i think that figuring he's out in your mind how to get good at this game apply to life i do is you could get caught it up in a game like chess or whatever it is becomes your whole life and that it's almost too much right
it also use things like chess or a lot of different things like we have people of a heavy prejudice against video games i went out but this it's been absolutely proven the video games enhance many aspects of the way people think and problem solved it's been proven in their studies done doing that people are doing on it but we associate video games with waste time slacking off being a loser meanwhile jamie with the we tell me the other day about how much money these guys make when they're playing twitch thousands of dollars a day if not so under two thousand dollars a month one hundred thousand dollars a month playing fucking video games how is being a lawyer better than that you fucking it's is it about making money what is it about because these twitch guys got you beat face yeah you're out there just making people get divorced and raking the cache this guys shooting aliens on twitch anymore yeah you're a loser yeah he's flying private
is got a diamond crusted rolex and he plays video games do you understand crazy that is your over there were our family law do you watch twitch now see i think many grown men that things to dip my god greasy plate i play a lot of games man i only have so much time i played i played pool i shoot archery i did you that first of all you got to watch twitch just for just for the sake of a definitely don't of the fantasy you know i guess you don't have to you we need to look so you could see the how one how it sounds when you hear about every when i first heard about him like that there's a scene mighty mouse do it it's real entertaining and it's really funny and it's like when you're looking at like that come the the forms around these people and like then you were
i was like man there really is something really soothing an addictive about watching this to to be seen not twitch care trolls people and i what's it called myspace the what's that world for you what no no it's like our chat now dr jack there's easy this dude goes into different video games playing a character and trolls p inside the games and it's some of the funniest fucking shit you've ever seen like he goes into what second wife he goes into second sign somehow x it into a like enclave of people playing the part of bikers in there and he goes in there and they're like they're acting like bikers so they're like how did you get in here john i'm seeing on here is like does this very calm voice you need to get out of here and he's like i do i do you know i i i'll i'm going to go but i'll be back tomorrow and they're like no you will not be back here tomorrow you're not coming back this is our place or you had to show the
you show that on was looking up second life isn't allowed on twitch for some reason this it's a streamer look up second life art this is our place i don't know if you can you'll even be able to find it or place dude it is the funniest shit so there's a video that he recorded and then you put it online so you can watch it any trolls shit tons of people this way man if you find it found a video says extreme angry extreme angry ranger for a hilarious strolling is that probably at second life three fingers what can i see it i don't know what it is right away the that's the i think it's probably him but go back and look at this is our place biker second wife well i maybe someone on twitter can help us find it because it's like a pretty famous troll video but it's like the funniest fucking shit man like i watched it a million times i'm working on twitter right now to see
was there ever trolling before the internet yes it did i think i think that's it man second life they will shut her down and i will i paid fan that somebody wearing a round the clock i think you should speak to me more it's one one of them as what's the what's the one so she's talking yeah realize different one what's the one in that yeah that's his second wife what i want that you could come to a fucking mc motorcycle club the asian tell you something story i am fine mist i have a reputation that precedes me you can go anywhere and you can mention mine nine months actually why am i am fine miss you know one because hi my famous and people that can't be like that's not him that's amazing what's the one in the lower in the the action right there i was hooked already now that
the point is gonna shirt watching video games as a as a blast i wish i could finance it's weird look watching games is a blast i like watching that's that guy the doctor is respect yeah do is look like there's a lot of things that's interesting i like watching people play pool i do right i don't even play golf and i like watching people play golf because they market in which i do what should i do like you think is going to make it yeah i think is going to fuck up look at me sweating yes it's fun the thing about video games you can do it from the first person you could look at it their perspective yeah and it's fucking crazy to watch me i went to i went to the is khan you know blizzard has blizzcon like in like i lucky enough to get in there man i got to watch like e sports i got to watch people playing starcraft in an auditorium and it was
awesome and the energy and there was so fucking intent before there i don't know hundreds hundreds it was like shit tons man these are like famous player here's do these are like world renowned korean fucking masters in like when they're know anything about starcraft and you see what they're doing it's incredible and it's just like you know the applause the fucking people are like yes super complex so fun to watch that's what i'm talking about with this people that have these prejudices about video games there super like video games especially like star craft they are super complex they require a multi level thinking oh yeah oh yeah you can't you can't just play store are crap not against those guys i mean i've seen you play it before too and i'm like what are you doing you moving shit around like what are you doing like i'm setting this up and this is for later like what i know like what is this i tried to return to it talk about like feeling old go back to try to play starcraft after a couple of
actions have come out and you're just like i can't what the fuck man i have to learn you don't have that kind of time i want that kind of time to like work learn how to do fucking burger rush is again i liked all my god this is a talk to go to arena looks like ceremonies in seoul for two thousand and fourteen legal of oh my a football stadium it's like a giant soccer stadium so bad at all my god it's filled with people that's like fifty thousand people there yeah that's cool man that's insane it's so big in korea holy shit dude look at those people the size of the place to why has not caught on like that here suck us there's a overwatch league they just started this week or this month that's in and burn
bank i like the old johnny carson theater those shares yeah that's cool dude when i was addicted to quake i would watch demos all the time from this guy named thresh see if you could find thresh quake there was this kid god i wish i remember his name i think his last name was fong dennis fong there it is dennis fung he was the best and while he was playing before he retired he was the best like he was so good that people would watch his demos and try to emulate his moves and what he would do was he would figure out a map like absolutely perfectly so we have these one on one duels and this is another thing that surprisingly complex is playing dual's in this is quite one that we're looking at here no it's not looks like quick three hold quick one tournament this it is it a new version of it no it's deathly quick one okay so do you see this shotgun shells and she'll like that there's all different stuff is rocket launchers and this didn't have a railgun the railgun changed a lot of shit and quick too but the
point being that you would have these strategies 'cause you had a map and it would all be about controlling the responds so all of the items well it's a rocket launcher or shotgun or whatever the fuck it is you're picking up and the ammo it would respond as well as the health so it was all about controlling where the responded keeping your health up really high and then making sure your opponent never gets any good weapons right and so they would it was really cool chicken they chase each other around the map this one to just everybody uh i mean any last couple times to me was you know start now but he eventually got to a point where he was the michael like right there boom sees that guy boom jack some he knows you're going he's fired rockets down hallways he anticipates you're going to be going down and when you would watch guys play is he like right that guy was there and he's just waiting boom boom and he could just kill that dude and i would watch these
guys in these demos and try to learn from like how they were maneuvering there's another guy called fatality and good at it and there was different games that guys would play to the was this game and some guys went over on real they played on reel to reel i've got the armor yeah i mean every time a response he's gonna be running back here to get that armor running back did get the shotgun shells making sure that his opponent doesn't have a rocket and just keep william and then when he responds you chase him down kill him again or we can and these are fucking really complex multi level games you have to think in advance and you have to plan things out and guys would even have timed things that they would put in program so which show on their screen rocket launcher responding in ten seconds nine a a right yeah it's crazy how when this came out it was so badass and now it looks so ancient it looks weird but but go to quake what is the qu
four one what is the new quake one quake tournament what is it quake champions that's call quake champions there's one you can play online now these call quick champions came out last year came out last year now watch this arena that's what it is quake champions arena that it but look at the graphics now but it's the same kind of the kind sept right say you know this this guy is playing a one on one against someone and theirs is crazy maps looks bad at hot mail when was the last time you played quake forever to terrify you go how to get back in no that is our problems you're like why i'm too crazy dude i'm telling you i can't do this i used to play this shit for eight hours a day i told you get a t1 line installed in my fucking house we're looking at is so fucking funny that i just mail them with a real gun
i had a real problem so i prefer archery in a bunch of other things that i get addicted to but i could easily get addicted to this yeah it is so fun looks super phy socket shooters what you but you don't you just don't play m we decided to do that would you come and play here yeah of course okay what what what we're thinking about doing is we have a conference room and i'm thinking bout turned to a lan party room cool and have it set up we'll set up quake games and then we'll maybe we host a server and let us certain amount of people online yeah and then we have what we call death match how come with dental match is like you have ten people on a map and i was going crazy can you respond with all your to do that too but what about why don't we pick up a new one like this this
buckingham with this when when people in this game it's called battle grounds are saying battlegrounds yeah man this is bad i don't want real physics i don't want to move around or move around real life that's the thing about quake as you move way quicker than you do in real right it's like you bounce and jump in your hidden tree campaigns and flying through the air oh man this game looks pretty cool if you a queer look at finding people that's why i think you'd like to hunt people you're hiding a peoples and i'm not even one hundred people bro i'm in one hundred millions that can move faster than people with rocket launcher dude in by that's a quick what about hearthstone joe why don't you start playing worth so you want to cast bells like you do you have to be naked again i like over watch them 'cause that's a little bit more yeah over watches into that it's a third person thing right no no no this is just weird this is the one i was explained the overwatch league this is the viewing of it so i said i was you can view it yeah but i like watching things through someone's eyes that oh there you go yeah first person with over watch this looks great this looks great yeah this is team base
you should do we should have an overwatch league i suck at it you know as good at it as pemberton you can get pepper generally just look at him so it is this something that you play with a pc or is this ok i know plans on all of 'em this ones all i can play xbox games once you play with the mouse and the keyboard that controller is just so why are supposed to be making an update soon so you can do that actually mouse and keyboard on xbox oh well that's what they should do cows are taking so long to do that lizard is so bad ass but they were working on that years ago there's still a thing like xbox said recently they would allow people to play against people on playstation network sony doesn't want to play friends with well see the thing about computers is when you have a mouse and a keyboard you could just have so much more precision guys get really good and they also auto aiming it keeps you in the box when you're using those they've made it a little bit better so those little hand controllers are more accurate than they used to be but man get the same when you
when you have a mouse and keyboard like if you watch that guy google fatality in the eye in fatality was a number one this guy would hit people with a railgun in the middle of the air so often it was almost like you a psychic crazy and you would watch him playing you watch through his eyes and you realize how bad you are at the game and that was part of the reason why i got so addictive made it to number one on that new game i was talking about he did this sort of twitch channel says right here yeah that's him he's a savage i met that kid in vegas very nice car is not kid anymore i'm sure he's in his deep in his 30s now i think this is a long ass time ago that he was running quake unless he was six there is dad dad bod gotta fucking golf turn on just dropped his kids off their fucking how people online i love it man that this is like such a better future than i predicted when i was a kid like i never imagined that we would be able to watch people play video games or that you could make a career out of plane not just occurred
here but make more in a month than lawyers make in a year somewhere out these people are all painting and playing music and stuff alright we're going to do it and we're going also do pool on it right to set that shit up we got plans technohunt we do this techno technohunt thing have you seen the technique game yet only are you like posting and install yeah i want to i want to check it out that we have thing live there's forty thousand people watching and shooting arrows at this screen and then it's been downloaded like three hundred thousand times in the first twenty four hours what's the eta on this man like when are you going to fully turn this into like a video gaming compound was pretty close really closing in on it were closing in but the technohunt thing thing fascinating fascinating about use a a regular so so it's real it's like like real world right a compound bow yeah like a real compound bow yeah you're not supposed to is a powerful one supposed to keep it down
seventy pounds you can't jack it up like mine is jacked up to eighty four pounds but i tried to eighty four pound one and it didn't break it so we'll see i'm excited man i love this compound is crazy ass yeah i can't wait to see what you do with it it's like you're just barely growing it right now right like well any suggestions you have man if you want to do something here we could do anything you want if you have an id the i do i like the video game idea man let's do it the idea of having some kind of like twitch laboratory years pretty cool yeah i think starting let's do it so you heard it folks duncan trussell is in for the twitch league don thomas at least my kids are going to do how do you come home daddy what do you play games please gentlemen you could follow him and his antics on twitter or instagram but you don't use facebook do now there you go
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