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shopping assistant. That saves you time and money when you're shop online. My mask my act, guess awesome, human being a whole area stand of comedian and he was on season one episode, one of fear factor he was in the past. Episode. That's when we first became friends and I've known for many moons ever since then, and he's awesome, please give it up for the great and powerful Michael YO, the job will gain experience relies you're, trying to figure out how much I think these are too. Seventy milligrams of caffeine. If you drank three of these Jamie, that would kill you right now when kill ya.
Fuck you, you walk down with three copies of game. You're gonna die like soon die after what is for you. Hopefully we won't need both laughed. I've drank both of em before which, like five hundred plus Milligrams, I'm addicted to coffee that man, I will just drink it. When I'm, I don't even metre high our strength. I love the smell of it. So good and worn in man the best, and I I I love it with cream. I love it black. I love espresso, love it all see, I got rid of drinking the whole coffee I'm now and express our drinker real two shots in the morning, a double show a double shut and then like couple hours later, another two I'll do like eight double shots throughout the day, because to me that's better than drink and one coffee. Yes, tat is now It's not that it's actually apparently espresso has less caffeine in it. Then coffee does
even though it seems like it, has a lot it does, but you have to drink more cities that has like shit yeah these like share, but it's definitely acquired taste I enjoy, but it's one of the rare things I drink is that big and I'm holding my finger up like two into inches is that it two inches it'll. Take me ten fifteen minutes drink for an express our action be like us, a slogan wireless reminds us. I like it. I like this scenario like a gentleman pinkies out. There is only one way to do it with these fat neanderthal. Your holds that little tiny, don't you can keep your head and then a man drinking and express our rights and beers time now, a rhino horn, tiny little thing you can that look tough during an expert, but I during minor, like three seconds to each other, the town and then I go to the germ. Why do that. One time I I drank five, I have an espresso
espresso maker, and I put five capsules in there and filled a mug up with coffee. Blogger eradicate and I ran for miles. Nor was it is like an animal through the hills it has been chased by. Wolves urges Howley black and white chasing you. Why are you so life? So what is espresso out what it is, their Jamie, ok, coffee, brood but, after all, is all depends on the company. Could Starbucks is extremely calf unaided? Yes, he started His way up, the chart look at their Starbucks Tall is like closing in on two hundred zero to seven me. I think that some other range of two and seventy milligrams calving, but that's a coffee. That's not re examine this. Also coffee. It would be better go to our boxing- get a tall coffee. There's an espresso see hello. It is its below a hundred. So that's why
bring in so many. So I drank five. I guess I think I have a kind of aid, five hundred milligrams, pensively less than drink into these things, Daddy's Caveman Nightrobe, he's a shit live off these goddamned thanks are responsible for half a. Activity, basically I'm to chicken shit, to go on out or all surface just this stuff he's good move, good movie. I there's nothing wrong conflict, I'm scared, arab people, old, admit their alert addicted to coffee and everyone's like me, too. If you got dude, I'm so addicted. To add, or rather like, ok Joe, do not call, and yet you are like you, everything I'm lame, but till five years ago I don't even know what. After all, it was not, I think, you're smart. I don't even like all my friends in Houston, they do and ass, my friend, like a text on hey man which you wish ratty and it goes
We got our role as a. What are you to know your address to go to your house literally? He thought I was talking about Admiral Indian explained to me like when you're in a club, and you want to stay up unnoticed, daylight energize. Take out. Iran, ok, but I I dont drinks, I can stay up till three. Four o clock anymore, I'll be fine. What's fastened, but after all, is what did essentially done is taken in amphetamine and me: it, so that, if you prescribe it for a condition right like they give it to be left with eighty days went by whatever the fuck. That means and its very debatable whether or not you have it. I don't have any body having applied. I have it for sure of real, that's really have it, but give you, after all, just fucking speed and because it's a medication that you give to somebody was supposedly has a condition and by the way, I'm not diagnosing you ve, after you get frustrated with your idea. Just listen to me. It's fuckin speed! Maybe you need speed
maybe you're that Percinet need needs speed. Maybe you do need legitimately as medication, but for global. People that are just doing speed so by somebody giving his speed Isabel so slow you down, so you won't have a dvd, that's the reason they say ledge. Yet if you have the legitimate a d d, look, I'm not dead putting that some people have one hundred voted. I have worse and I have yeah there's a spectrum right with everything, but for some people when they take out a or similar type of substances, it actually less than focus and they can they can actually be contrast so by speeding up somehow photos at it. I think I don't wanna system its. I think the ideas that its proof that our system is wired wrong, which is why, when you give that speed. They can send out mellow out my regret, my friends, the doktor and I was talking to him and I use you know just pop I'd say: what's up any goes, hey man just to let you know the more you go to a doctor, the faster you'll die.
Yeah he's like I just wanted to. Let you know yeah yeah, he says the more you go to us. You come to us the faster you will die they would eat. I may cause a lot of doctors. Are crooked and they'll give you something for what you think you got and then after that wears off have to give you some mouth so now you just keep filling yourself what stuff to fix the other thing that was wrong, and he goes sums. Some doctors and that good people- and it goes the more people go to doctors to fascinate that put in point my mom be breast cancer, twice right and my dad into the doktor he seventy five years old. I've been to wants because he's well since you gotta doktor. They tell you some around. You die, you know literally here, but if you have so, you should go to fuck him. He didn't have cancer, my mom right, but if he had cancer she go too far. I don't think he would go. Even if he's just your mom beat it twice in Seattle. Here. Yes, yes, soon, as I can tell you Beseeming tell me she had it. Doesn't you down want beat it if he gets. It
that's gonna do is like I've been through a lot on fine like he's, he hates go. So the doktor, don't only timing ones, have adopted a back problem. Like if that's always blocked when he met a good doctor doctor that he likes it guy play golf with assumption my dad my dad is not social. Not now No, no, I'm totally weird you so social. I am totally opposite, like my dad story is crazy, like he, you know you were there aggregation, yet a phd in looking to physics, while oh yeah, my dad's, a genius five shit via their time can share beyond our failure by your success attitude. We gotta go right, you know, he's the one who told you to drop out of college. Real I play football for the. How did he say it, though? He's a union
but a college and that smart, that's, that's a boy did Michael. You need a job at a continent chase your dream! Oh, no! No! No! No! No use I might as well. There is currently a negative physic. I know what wanting to be in school. Is you don't want to be in school and you get a personality? Go do that, but you dumb lay a little. He would say, though, my peers, we're not supportive. There are just not support like Mama wanted me to be a doctor, but she knew I wasn't bright enough to be a doctor. So, like my dad said you gotta drop out, I see I don't think you're not bright enough to be a doctor. I think you're not interested in being a diameter now seek, as I see pursue stand up and show business you're you're a brighter Bishop Guy has upset, I wanna be operating on people in IRAN, fuckin head, Amazon and shit and rubber gloves covered with blood get out. I don't look at all. I know about a dying on Meda would be the words haven't somebody die while you're working on them and then,
You gotta go tell their answer, my bad, the pressure of those people Jimmy was it? You must tell me yesterday about the guy who's the empty seats so meet tomorrow. He told me he said he said it was a since the pike ass. We do it Louis J Gomes about people getting head injuries, and he has been doing, I believe, like fifteen years or so like doesn't do it every single day, young work every single day by a three day basis, or so every day he works. He sees at least one person dead from ahead entry, whether an elderly person they sit on ice something people fall and hit their heads like that's. Why? Please? Folks, if you listen to me- and you want punch somebody to knock them out, please don't do it just go to a gym. Get your frustrations out fight on the street. You can kill somebody or you can get killed at even accidentally, even if you really don't hate the guy that much punch him in the face go unconscious. Their head hits the ground. People die all the time. It may have told us
about one Kevin James has to work, is about from Long Island, a guy that he was working with punch, togae and kill them real Kevin Cabin was narrow, but he knew the guy in the guy accidentally killed a drunk junk, our common Adam. He punched him Yes, I'm not another whole store that should happen all the time. I've seen guys it's not about punch those about when they hit her head you're getting hit by the world. You think about that thing in the world just drop on your head. That's what it's like your body mass answering off a completely especially concrete, there's no give so your head just put clock. It sounds horrible. Why listeners someone's head bounce off concrete is one the scariest fuckin sounds. Horrible, even if you do it to somebody New wanted to hurt them. When you hear their head bouts of concrete, you, like Oh shit, that's not! It simple as like you punch them, you punched him and then
you know whatever they weigh hundred ninety pounds with all the mass of granted, all their mass and gravity pulling and towards the ground with nothing slowing it down to meet and head Pang Bone shoulder, remove. It was ten years old. I was sitting on the curb, and this is the first time I saw death in real life from head injury. I was sitting with my friend on the curve and the guy was driving the motorcycle. He was speeding up and down the street and right on Iriswood in Houston, Texas, he's flying down a car pulls out, and he hit it back to him anywhere helmets. So here literally, flew up in the air and landed about twenty feet from us his head. Hit first, unexploded, like watermelon- and this is like I was ten years old watching this, so the Next, more, you know the police car. My parents get me to tell me, don't look at it. To put, I am go out there. The next day is just bloodstains everywhere in his wife is picking up his hair tat stuck to the contrary.
I remember it so vividly I was next door. Neighbor was Eric and we're sitting on the curb watching this lady pick up her husband's here that will start in and death the first time I ever saw death in it. It was off, and it was a gnarly down to is like that faith like it was bad. It was bad don't ever wrote a motorcycle, but has it that the others? there's a lot of reasons right. A motorcycle, that's awesome! Flutter of danger. I die, took recycle safety classes and then to my friends, wiped out. One of em got hit car and one of them fell going around a corner factors shoulder up. Aye aye after that, actually pray about six later. You know in three willards were big bacteria and my friend same friend there was on occur. We were three willing
and where I grew up, there is but a ditches, so we go in and he thought he could go down in the ditch and come up the other side, but I think he forgot that is flat. On the bottom of real ditches, literally we're going and we hit the bottom enough, lower in literally half my face was like just wrecked. I was in the hospital and and if we do not have helmets Lars egg is wearing Young and DOM in just one until I stupid, stupid, stupid clay you we asian like when you let boil he's. Just wander around its never get to know The dumb shit that they do. They think it's ok, hoots Troy. This took those files, their works and stick em in this tree old rotted Doan tree border, and the problem is, I think, today, periods these we know more, I fear we tell but like our parents, at least my they don't really giving guidance
kind of oil. I figure it out of your own mind too, and I was that generation data yeah, like my parents, is the I didn't tell you they loved may tell twenty nine and I forced them while yeah- that's different. My parents tell my enemies. I hippies area maybe it up in a good way, arrogant way. Really nice people yeah man that didn't tell me shit those like the what to do it also, why a great so bad might what the fuck do. I do timid someone somewhere, but they ve worked man you know like when in you have, give you a full time, job in the wife has a full time job in your raising children, men. How much time is a really leave
now, don't get home until six, seven like when you get unaware to five would buy time. You get home. Kids been home from school for three hours already exhausted this. When you go to sleep again, not learning anything about each other for like five days week, why that's my mom mom work for my dad So I got to see my mom a lot, but it is a type of relationship where, when I was growing up mom's Asia as black? I guess there wasn't that hey we love you. I mean I knew they love me, but they made a mistake Press and the only reason they said it is because I was dating a girl at the time in vain who's the I love you think all the time, and I thought that was very strange because I've never heard just say it all. I love you, I love you. I love you so my dad. I love you indigo any hung up light litter He got kind of use just like ok, you know that in any hung up and then now after I got married and have a kid now we say it love you all the time so because I don't want my son negro. When I love you fearful,
is this is different time for their man. It was a different time It's a foolish insecurity because if you say you love, you say I love you too someone either. They love you back in feels great or they die, you don't hang out with the same, I reserve for people, love and usually they love you, yeah there's something wrong with your wiring. They look Wrong there now. This never happened to me, Joe somebody. I love them and they said nothing back. It can happen. Is due to climb up, sometimes tell for any love them man thing. This is not for me. Where does is, and I grew up in a brass, but I think it's also a young. Do they too, when you yeah you're much, you want to sell of eternal there. Now you are when you get older, like actual. If you live in the breast yeah about I'm just kidding a brass, Kurt, don't get up tight, so he sent me a box and a brass could teacher.
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wake up there? That's the armpit of Texas. It is, but it is the EU to Dallas, pretty quick from which, during her out of the underground gonna Ranch Waco go check out a cowboys get back as members are now the I couldn't this whole coping out. Ok, sit down as a weird one right, because it's all crystals in healers. It's all people looking to be spiritual. They ve given up on on traditional religion, but they seem to need that sort of vibe and so they they get into like spiritual stuff and channel arisen, he learned. Have you gotta? That's how I am. I know it all day long I want all about channeling broke and then a channel- and here I am in no doubt I think we- I really do believe- that I believe this more more. Lately, though, that our The standing of what our memory is is very limited and that the reason why
more scared of things. Some things is probably because there's some for the genetic memory of someone. That they knew like. I bet your kid will have somehow or another that knowledge of that motorcycle accident and that feed this? I think that goes through DNA. Really. I do. I think, that's why kids are scared monsters in no wise kids get a monstrous wildly scared of bullets or fires, or you know why human they're they're scared of something that I was scared of growed up now. There's animals used ie people, you that's what I think I think monsters represent like jaguars and shit. You go through the jungle. Try to get some water and you get jacked. That's our ancestors. All of our ancestors, every single human being on this planet came from Africa. All of us one hundred percent of us every one absolution black
all of us get eaten all of our ancestors guide, our dna, its wired, this cats out there. What are you afraid of monsters in the dark, closer cats, man? We got jack by cats like all the time yeah well, that's why I've really scared things under the bed. What's the point their hiding their cats, big cats. Looking to get you I don't know about that. It is those very scary for a moment, but I dont believe with men. Why do I think that animals have instincts? Rightly here's a provision, but we have instincts right, but what kind of instincts animals of weird and so they all sniff each other's assholes, the piss on spots, where other animals did they not knowing how to teach my dog. How to do that. My daughter I got him when he was six weeks old and for two and a half years that mother Fucker
will sniff something, and he see somebody Peter he peed on it, but he learned from has ever nobody. No, he learned from his dog people. Like when you let him over him, he didn't know jack shit. So here s my oil you're saying I never has. No. I think it's in his dear ok, yeah. I get that. But what is the dna? Like? Doesn't your dna care, some traces of information on to your own children, like what I notice my children? Ok, they share certain weird traits tat. I have that I dont like like obsessive compulsive traits that I don't think they see because I don't really bring that home, like especially the work out stuff and unlike some some things that are really get cut. A psychotic about martial arts stuff My my middle daughter has that in a crazy way- and I'm like ok, This is me if I was a girl, ok of our little girl. This may like what is its. Was this my memory? That's in her or is it I have like some weird, obsessive gene, which is it
it is a deal because I see my son is only too just turn to, but he makes facial expressions and looks like he does certain that I do and my wife goes he's acting like you right now. Do you think Zack logic, as he sees you act like that or learn like now has he knows in his head that that's how you here I'd like that, because when I watch he doesn't like a lot of this stuff, he does I'd only I dont you do. He just does that my mom I'll, come over. If watching sugar, you know you just like you. When you were this age, and it's so we and in the dna it's in something right whatever it is, whether its and cellular memory dna, some sort of genetic information gets passed on and the child. You could say that another Levick stuff like if you know that's, that's a little different though but its energy, and here it is in that area, nay. But it's not an cereal thing like a thought
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with a new just chopped it like a chance, so this whole scene I'm acting like a little, be innocent. Little little fearful you married keeps eyebrow eyeballs which had to do now. Those are disgusting. Did you it is because I feel bad for you guys goes before at hardened. I've been hard into the world as well so once you want it didn't seem right for me that you guys would have eat these things now. Neither as I said, if you guys, you tell you too, but they didn't show it like. They wouldn't show it on television that I ate it because they didn't they like didn't wanted to look too easy yeah? So we but it was. But yet, oh, my god, I remember Bitin down into it in a kind of like burst. Yet in that retina How is she a two year yet to chew on that red and we had a three year they weren't good. Now they were horrible. But you know surprisingly mild it a roach, I'm not! not bragging today. Please. Let me much this approach
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that ain't, and literally it looked like a square. I got you if you can. Google, Google, Michael YO, fearful and it's my friends, will just screenshot and they still play that to this day they, don't play that episode finally, all of them they play among different, like true tv or some one of those areas rose. Remember when we were talking again, because you are show where you on it that tonnes: radio, Euro NEWS, radio. That was a couple years earlier. You are look at that. What have you Ok, so that sea, by about Michael YO cheap honourable. So at the end, at the end I go to Joe and I go hey man. I can't do the last that look at that. I can't okay. So this Is you talking to me jokers hey. I gotcha,
Can it be able to make it through this whole start? I can't hold my breath for that law and you go I'll just make it look great for the camp. So what I heard I was gonna try to talk you into a, but I wasn't good enough and then I did. I had to figure out how to talk people to accept. There's some people that we just second themselves out. Yet in this motor one hour episode the guy that we I was gonna, do no oxygen is fuckin system having no accident and that's when they cast did fear factor, offer personality and then A hot, fast light, if you're losing sight of it was also what you know they kept ramping up. The difficulty of like the last season. Scared. The shit out of me when they were launched in a car through a moving train and an explosion happens when the car is like what you gonna kill somebody. And I came to you- think it was the last season you're doing something with a donkey dong. Tragic.
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in a minute you know how much how much meat can you actually work consider gathering dried meat can consume, and so what we had was certain interns they would volunteer, for they would get like an extra hundred some two dollars an hour, those given money to others- a couple hundred bucks on top of that they would, they would eat whatever the fuck it wasn't. There will determine our well MIKE, usually can put it down like like like no one and if he could only get through three and then some produce we're coming. I thought this would be an pussies make me for not for you guys, you're crazy, and this is like the debate. The big debate on the set would like how much blood they drink. One gallon one down a blood like pipe They never drink, but but you don't say idea how many horse dicks innovator horsted, but they did eat like what would the x and Elk Dixon Dear Dick, but the donkey
was the worse. Oh yeah, I remember after shoot, you were like yeah. I think this shows over after this light, then ere it. I think they did in air. They heard another country so of did a real seek get it like, and I think it's like Dutch, so it's like you here, you hear us talk in English within they have Dutch, sometimes that that was that was such so stupid. It's soda! you surprise how stupid people out ago now it s not because I think people like look it's an experience, I'm here for the experience. We have some fun. This is crazy, but when you get a donkey come yet you can't be rude. Yeah, that's about it! You know you got a donkey, there's donkey above then the donkey come is taking advantage of their need for fame. In a weird y know, you are, but they exhibited the game. I remember you showing it to me first and was in this large glass container.
They and it wasn't a little they had to drink. Nano doesn't have to drink a lot. It was like the aforementioned rhinos porn the large chug yeah. I know it's even more offensive donkeys. Are there not fertile It is all very yes, so that come as useless. It's not just come, but imagine it's like it's. It's come that can never even be babies. Ok now but I remember when I used to use this kind of thing. I remember I used to do stunts. It was actually a delicate like people in other countries. Actually, aid sometimes like those sometimes you like, but so that's not best is being noticed just be in me. Ok, that's no! Other country is doing that. Just for I gave up on that whole this in other countries. This is considered, gave up on them long time ago, yet to push the envelope on the mouth. Woman things have made things grow.
Us smell wise was actually really expensive cheese. They would go to this expensive was if a full Marjorie? What are they com when the collars cheese places sectarian virtue for my for majority is foreign. Isn't it french to somewhat closer approach? Jamie's, my that's translation of come from dumb I've dumps. But anyway, this cheese that we would use was disgusting. Smelled so bad, but apparently it taste really good if you're into that kind. Cheese like Bourdain was really indistinctly. Cheese. Iq talked me about it, like with passion like that, just as the fuckin stink here the barrel disgusting smelling cheese taste is fantastic public wow. I would think that the smell which would starting on one taste, but absolutely I don't know it's like one of those things where I guess you catch like the right vibe going with this
right attitude areas no added to if it states that there really is easy, then that is more ease and they would see we d it off into a blunder. Then they blended up with the other stuff like worms and shit. It would make the worms, taste, horrific or smell horrific. Also you just messing with theirs smell sense, so it can make it seem like it was worth. It was making it worse because it smelled worse, so was making more smell it, but people just our retching it those it's ridiculous. Fuckin thing it's ridiculous thing like to the show was really silly now, but I love that these people want to be famous. The two bro but I was alone maybe, but I was different into an issue that is different because how it happened. I was in Austin Texas, and there is an ad in the paper that goes
have you ever done anything adventurous and I was like now. Let me go in for this cat. I was a radio dj out there at this radio stay, so I go in and then Mikey They call him the chimp. He was the casting Percy S and literally two weeks later, three weeks later, I'm in Hollywood Shrewdness Day and then I may do, and then I remember going up because I was in awe- is the first time in Hollywood, and I knew from news how do you do an eagle just but can be yourself? You can be successful That's what you do right now just for convenience due in two ways we're trying to drive ass, an idealist where ridiculous piece of advice to spears, just whatever you do, don't improve epicurism right now, forever. Good luck just payers, That's all you need brow? That's it
delays ironic to believe in you James, had it make a board board just trying to get me out of space just be you are but eyes it. That is the right vice of special. You want be entertained if you can figure, yourself as long as yourself is actually something interesting and if its not working you so yeah and then even said that about acting you, I remember specifically, act is not hard. It's just You yourself and you play that emotion and I say that of these lines, if they easily in comparison to stand up in some ways, but does not disrespect like the kind of shit like that, you're, late, dang, already Louis in Leonardo Dicaprio. What yeah- when they, when they get into a fuckin Roland Yorke, God damn that guy just own that shit like they get it. What I'm sorry, music, sitcom, sitcom, actor sick. I'm act, and they were hiring you to be so easy about one hundred per year. So is it a slightly dumb down version of me whose into slightly more conspiracy theories than me when I was on,
Radio, that's I was, I was basically mean like they wrote a lotta conspiracy. Shit in after talked about like J, F, K and Fuckin and now will they give us oh yeah? Oh my god merely yeah. Yes, I believe in there's other other life forms I don't, I don't think they're coming here. They might do anything they might well. Why not think it, but just speak. Here's here's one thing I do believe most people Four shed the outcome still like most of their stories like it's it's hard to find a person that could just tell you what happened based on what they really remember. People want a jazz things up and they want to see pepper, they has said, made it ass. They don't they don't severally, tell you the truth. I tell you what they think is going to be gay,
Jeanne story, that China represents a truth, maybe especially when it's a weird thing like sauce up in the sky. What did you really see? How long did you look at it for how many seconds was Why I'm here's the problem? I have with you our foes, it I believe there are you a foes, but I don't think they're coming here. Why me? did you say because that means there tat first of all, if there come here. That means their technology is far way more advanced than ours. So why would they care if people saw them they? What show up if I was an alien- and I was that far ahead of us- lay in their bitch right in the middle of times, Granby like what we require of. Why would you do that? But why wouldn't I why am I a hiding in fields where nobody? can see us, are you aware how we treat uncontacted tribes, yes to a point, but but what I'm saying is if you're that advanced, they know if they're coming here, they know their there.
Way smarter than that's right, because they ve traveled here, where we don't even know other from far distances. We and even imagine and they're here, They don't have to hide its just like they do because they have to hide or do you think, maybe they do it because we can handle it because we can handle. Why would they care if we could handle it or not, because here's a problem when ever any civilization has ever encountered a civilization, far superior to them. The results have always been catastrophic. Every single time, every time Europeans have invaded North America every time the span I visited the Mexicans every time. This has happened, it's been a d ass when this is human beings? If there was something that hang down here from another planet, was so unbelievably sophisticated that it could travel through vast distances in space and had instrument Annabelle impossible technology that we would look to it for all the our answers
it would become our new daddy, it would completely disrupt all of our governments would disrupt Oliver religions. It would disrupt every single belief system we have and people would fall apart. They would know. What to do psychologically, you would be devastating look on Dawit Isaak, I psychologist, but I know most people would not be able to handle. I understand that, but why would they care because, as my hope because I'm really care about Lucy affecting our culture. They wouldn't care, but why wouldn t care, but one where I care we care about animals. Brothers are reasonably have wildlife protection agencies. We have that because we care about animals and Animals don't even know where thing gave your dear live in the far standing here, two years old, you might not have ever even Siena pursuing. You know what the fuck we are, but we're trying to keep those dear alive. We spend billions of dollars every year protecting them. We do that because we care about wildlife.
If we cared about a rare monkey that we found in Indonesia in there was some strange monkey, we would do whatever we could make sure that monkeys populations thrived if there is a way to help them I mean that's one, the reasons why zoos exist. They take rare animals, they try to breed them in captivity in We also share in the same earth. Will they may be? They look at the universe that way Amelia ok nuclear civilizations, like our civilization, our civilizations, a very dangerous one, because nowhere where a bunch of semi hairless monkeys with nuclear weapons, me we're fucking nuts brow we're obsessed with sex with Jack off to our phones, we're we're taking pills to keep our dick hard, we're all on speed. I mean this is dessert, we're out and we lie. We lie about shit. We lie about things that people did do us. We pretend people think did worse things. We pretend that we didn't do things
people. We lie about stealing we lie about money. We lie about all kinds of things mean people are so so your three you're thinking aliens are thinking about all that before they come now, of course, they would why women, because I wouldn't I guess I'm coming from a human point of view where we don't give a shit about anything and everything. That's not true. We do give a shit about things. That's why, when you go the Galapagos Islands you're not allowed to take your shoes, you walked around LOS Angeles, walk around the Galapagos Islands, because people have done that and again see. From their shoes stock in the sand over there on the ground over there and then new plants brother invasive species. They were worried about, echoes terms that we really I givens this week, it about invasive species when new species could introduce. Two new ecosystems is like we're just talking about this. Yesterday, Everglades, like people are doing one of the fuck. They can't get the python the Everglades, they these assholes release python and there's a real fuckin redneck Jurassic park.
On in the middle of Florida. In a week we care I lived in Miami Man and at the time I lived in Miami talk about you did Radio Arabia. Why one hundred miles after a few vector out after four factors it later? the big out after other radio was radio back, oh yeah real. It was. It was like huge man, but I remember they had the these lakes in, if you go back like ten years ago and look up four people were just Logging around late skin, snatch by alligator, like just alligators, did not give a damn the religious snatching people here- and I was a wire people jogging earlier livestock jogging well, would definitely jog near the water. No in that's the thing I believe, like eight people within six months, Scott Snatch, just jogging Montana, Real O, a hundred percent, probably about eight to ten years ago just jogging. I didn't know that that there was that many dead
ever from: oh yeah, they were getting net one of my favorite, and was a guy who was run from the cops near Miami. And he was in a stolen car parked his car on a bridge jumped off the bridge landed on an hour, Alligator Jack team in front. The cops hilarity synagogue. Well, they go Don't do that, as in the Duma jumped off the bridge splash that would be look it? Oh my god, no other guided, even noticed tat last minute. No, that's what I'm saying like TAT happens and floor at that time. That is so crazy. That is such a big thing that eats dear and shit. Look at it opens its mouth autumn, but meanwhile it tries to get away from people. Well what's interesting to do, didn't even speed up, lay off perimeter. It was a fact these things, man fuck these things, but with the craziest thing
is what we are shown it yesterday, that python see them out it is a whole. But now we wish was dude one python, eight, this fuckin big as alligator and blue its body apparently another alligator came along while it had it in its body tried to eat the python, and so then it was like this disaster of an python with an alligator inside of it with no head. But the whole thing was that this: I thought it ate the I'll give them what they eat. It can't move because they got a fucking nine hundred around alligator maternal love that shit I kept to I know you do you do problem with them. I just like animals eating other animals. I think it's important to recognise that we're we're we're very insulated from what the fuck is going on by city yes and that in houses and cities even towns you'd have you ever tells rare that a fuckin while predator makes his way into your town, but men, that's the whole rest the world. That's world, including the ocean everywhere, is all just predators and pray, predators and pray, predators and pray. We figured out a way to it.
But but in installation the problem is when we're isolated from it. We need elected as an aspect of nature. We put it. In some weird Boggley alma, Others is weird. Now that's not where that's normal. Yes, normal life, normal life is big things eating little earth and you know respect it got a really dont really, backed it. When you don't say it like now, my parents want to go to Africa on us afar. I'm lonely and you can have that- would go off not one of them like Jurassic Park, mobiles. They have with that Oh. Will you be roll rounds easily keynes it in you see these people are just in regular geeks, William Tobin, AIR Jeeves, where lions just wondering how dumb are you and most time nothing happened now, most most of it, but it could be worse, two times where, if you're in it doesn't go a woman who worked on game thrones, she was there and occasion should have pulled out of a fuckin guy. She rolled down the window to take a picture in the cat came snatched where the car, but don't you think people cannot like that deserve it like.
Evil that roll down windows in that safer, like this, like people jumping in the pit at the zoo to other day, will attack the health of the roll down. The windows thing, I think, is really just it's. What we're talking about the EU rounded in their seed on our stand, what it is, but do you have to be around to know hey these a wild animals and think they can get away which had the v? Never anything happen to them. The never been punched alleys. If this is achieved, China's are actually not there. There actually very curious and then not dangers to people, so that whatever has no idea. This thing is, in his back, see no he's filming it. Oh he's filming, so I move, it doesn't move. I think so man, I think the movies don't move. You don't want to scare. You definitely don't want to go that you don't want to do that and have a fucking rip your face off, they don't have laws. They don't have clause like a cat. Does more like a dog, is there are weird animal there like a weird cat dog thing. In our their super super fast
I never seen one run in real life, but apparently people who I know that have seen it say. You can't believe how fast it is. You know I'm saying that blew me away. I was reading about it that hippopotamus kill more four year than all the animals combine all of em all level. All of an is this like people, just slight, don't respect, hippopotamus is fast and theirs. Strong in their rip. You apart there there like a giant pig yeah through in the pig family cousin to a pig or some shit yeah in their vegetarians, like duchess, killing people, estimated five under people per year and killed five hundred a year, their aggressive and they very sharp teeth, and not only that man seven and fifty kilograms. What what is that dude let em pounds that's more than five thousand pounds to point two times. Oh my god. That's that's what people respect because they think they're slow to someone they see em. I think they run like twenty four tonnes.
Five miles per hour where, like a hundred, person that runs a hundred yards ashen. They eliminates, I think, bridge around, like twenty, nine and thirty miles around that's no way is hippos igniting my own aid so that still fast yeah you barely gettin away. But that's me, I probably can't run ninety miles now. I know I could probably get eaten fuck. Can you imagine you're like twenty yards away from the single market, and then it just runs up on you, but they save. Ever get chased by an alligator to the thing is to dukedom go left. Go right. Yeah teachers terrify mom. I would ask ears the shit out of me. That scares the shit out of me. I mean look at that. Guy's he's launching and myself in the air trying to do with the unsteady, not look at that yeah they chase after both in the warders swim fast. You gonna, try you up man, they try to fuck. You live hundred people year dared hippos
Husband sees hippo bite out wives, heart whites- oh my god, my god imagine. Why falls into the water in the sea the hypocrite, open, a ribcage? Ah, I would be hippo punisher I'll go back to Africa. Every here until at everyone will every one of them I'd be responsible for Hippo extinction David. I can't do that about, but I'm gonna stop me don't kill all about. Why not snakes for if everybody anyone knew got killed, what the first day that something gets killed by fuckin Python in Florida when a human gets jacked, we should send in the Marines just going through the fucking swamp and kill them all like there, the enemy. You just get a job, line of human beings. Go through and kill those fuckin serpents there in the Bible. Ok, during the Bible, snakes elite, you baby
they will pay off them. All I mean: are they cocky with monsters living in your fuckin neighbour? Is there any purpose of them? Yet they kill rats, but the problem is in that area, it's not established for them, so there was is rich ecosystem of mammals and representatives Arma ever Glaser yeah. Ok, it used to be. There were some snakes, Lena Houghton, mouths and stuff like that there was alligators, but then there was like Mars hares and raccoons in skunks gone. There all gone this dog. There's nothing left this just and condors like event pie and neo crocodiles. Now, if there's another one eaten of fuckin me as an alligator embryonic women, if, if that guy got eaten like that actually tracks. Reptiles do feel sorry for my. If you pay
you yourself in harm's way out, because I want that gotta be out there. I guess you'll hear those monsters even look into an I've, a snake, any others think doesn't give a fuck about anybody. Not likely does it. I was watching videos a crab and it's a crowd. A mother crab to sitting there eating its babies it had like thousands of babies all around it that had just hatched like a couple weeks ago, as just sitting there eating is babies and am IKEA. Yeah fuck you Thank you. You go in the boiling water and I'm proud of you but I heard him scream the golden apples- oh yeah, I dont think they're really scream. I think it's probe air escaping the body this cut up, let's go eaten your kids, not crazy. I was. I was at a friends house and a cot crabs and they were thrown it and I think, They scream man, I think very vocal courts, but then, as I would alienate Zounds video Jamie for people who just listen, it's as monster Red Crab Eads Babies, the dark side of nature.
Now, I'm telling you Joe lays great knows they make a noise when you put him in a hot boiling pot of water. When is the bottom of her she's gotta charcoal briquettes stuck under her? Does not once a baby's easy later today they can come right back so grows she such an asshole she's cinder eat your kids, like that anybody would give a fuck about crabs arsenal I must say I want to go extinct, but that's one animal that we in our ass, kill our selves and no one has a problem with it. It's like they brought him a rabbit you throw in the water like fatal. Tragedies that was what a keeper nobody would eat ram. No, no! No! No! We throw me like a lot. A lie lie, move down there in the world. Also time most, we will even bother taken off the lobsters lobsters. We do not give a shit. You go in there get in a fucking
bug was crazy. As though this whole animal kingdom thing. But one thing that scares me that you are doing when I walked in his plane, these fuckin shooter gates to that games a real problem. Jamie I've been going to war for last. What two months, This dialogue two months ago, we maybe I am in full blown a dick, What is that shortly? I I what's a thrill has done, Yes, we're all sweating adrenaline great ass time. What it looks like I just finished working out is a crying shame. You know we're going to war, we go to war, we talk lush too, we go to. Or try to its fine. It's why we kills talk, talks to me it's rough God, damn it got me got me fuckers. Is that a game people can go online and play with you to know
We know that people know jump on like this is the case as it is, is the game you do is a fun ass, fucking game. It's called quick champions, ok and people right now, listening! God damn any talk about anyway, I did but mean Jamie been in an Jeff. Their employer been playing this fact. I can see this is a bad because they're like characters like I was playing one where it's like human beings. Will you shoot? Somebody like I got scared went when you get scared to go into the next room, because you're really that enormous by its freaks These should games are to realistic, accurately frog ordered. This is like you're, always in like some sort of a castle in the the people. That years,
shooting against it on the gaming, like a person, milligrams, ogre cartoon character, but the graphics hers sensational, but, more importantly, like the game play is very precise and you you have to have like real hand. I coordination skills. Like you, learn things like tactics. You learn how to move around maps. You learn how to control resources. Control resources is giants. That thing that guy just picked up yeah, that's like a hundred and seventy five health, and you want to get all the armor that you possibly can. Then you also want to be like clever about weapons choices, cause you're, always engaging at different distances, different kinds of fights. Sometimes you stuck in like a corridor and some you know your ear in an area where they can't shoot you, but you can shoot down, refused the right weapon man need to bring back to all scutari that one read, but men ran John that one red button did everything on the joy. Still you never killed a guy with a real done once you kill a guy with a real gun. You understand why
I dont want to kill a gun was on a real person. I mean you know, outlining what you do. A job of sovereignty and I shoot em in here with a real gun. Shot me in the face of they would a rocket they are issued in my gazing in Margaret right in my face and exploded, like my whole screen, just becomes a big red splatter, my bark, fun. I can't handle it merits too much for me over what the Oder get support, man I need a man up. I used to be so a great big. Do your strong! That's why nobody messes with me and leave you log in and outside because yeah, it's like it's like, like you, you like fire, now. Let's stop acting like is somewhat punch me in the face today. I dont know how would react like I dont know I used to be about, or at clubs play college football like. I was a tough do now. And fallen apart to give you a gym
not an almond shaped, but I mean like a fight. Jim no no y know are notified all over now, not to fight people. What do you see worry about it. I never worry about. It it will then dont worry because about homer thirty sleep, a late night is dead. I desire the improbable that night. I don't nobody's, gonna jump on stay, I'm talking about family home and you never know people crazy. Has anyone introduce jumped up on the double Debbie, F and attacked? Who did he tat? He attacked Brenheim his speech, that's crazy, well. I was gonna be like how old you now sixty one and he's drunk survivor, so fucked up when the guy tackle them. Jesus could lead Joe seriously you think, anyway, don't jump on stage when Europe is subdued and could easily you fuckin kill em. Now this there's a lot of people who can kill me. Don't you no, I haven't maybe or other tat I get there, but I I I
I just don't see me do instead of talking about family love and to do because I hate family. I love I'm a jump on its. That's, not rational, no you're right, I mean a rational person when do that, but you not worried about rational people anyway, Ok, so so say I started to go to a fight like where would I started my what I do? I would say you should try jujitsu cause. It's fun is really good exercise and you'll, and some stuff Loca. You learn how to do it. It's it's a technique based art, whereas like say a thumb, if you There's there's guys that I will do judges who spy Mccall, rolling, ok these guys and our role with that are weaker than me smaller than me and tat me every time I wrote them and I'm a blackout. Ok, that's reality, like of theirs. There's guys out there that a hundred and fifty pounds that I could roll with that. I know well tat me virtually every time we role because their techniques, sharper they train more often than I am there more focused more in the group.
But I also heard you say like no wonder: you're pack ass, you gotta watch out we train with because they might just try to hurt you. That's try me. I need to go to a good school with good ethics, a good school with good ethics. They get rid of those guys. Do you know what a studio sitting out there sure I'll get you do not do it? I want to learn: there's a good spot, just a little further than Tarzan, much shadows where I got my Bible, John John Machado, train their sometimes end he's out place Malibu but closed down because the fires, but they are, there, an outstanding standing Jim. It's like one of the best in the country and its in that area. The leg is far teaching yeah top now like, but there's a lot of really good Jiu schools. Now it's not like I'm like butter, started in ninety six. It was hard to find a good Jem. There was only like five of them in all of California right or because it was just starting out like ninety three is when Jujitsu sort of emerged in the public consciousness, because the of sea and then there's the gym,
started popping up, and I was really lucky. There's like Hickson graces, which were took my first class and then crossing graces. I thought there was the same, neither was closer to switch to Carlson's. I don't know shit in I was wiped out, but then It was Machado and then, like a couple other place, how long I tell you to get to a black belt. Like for years? Some of it took me a long time. I was a brown bell for eight years, but is just because wasn't training as much as I should like the? U dont didn't give them away and you have to be he'll black bout, but I mean who decides what is so, my just watching youngsters and you do people no candle. Everyone knows it's like, like you know, when a guy's fuckin killing like Hitler State like Theo VON for example, like that I love him. He hit a groove, sometimes imma go whether it's two years ago or whatever it was and remember, being in the back of the store- and I was like to this motherfucker five. He started hidden that groove, that where were you go and see
Do you want to watch it set out, and I think when that happened in Egypt it's the same kind of thing. I start talking about to make has been tap and everybody he's just his history jitters, so sharp and your mom and watch moral and then you watch Moya. Do that pass our past and God start ass. He like we have often train. I'm gonna fight is weak, now really gonna. Take it to private play, You know like this. Guy is on the quest and you'll see a guy go from White Bell to black about three years, but they have to be ex Superman. Optional. Like really unusual athletes, unusual mindset, unusual discipline, it can happen most atomic oak. A garden variety estimate is like ten years is realistic. How can I built a black buffer regular person if you really train hard, and you really dedicate yourself, but freaks can get their quicker like be Japan, He won the moon, the owls, which is the world championships after three years of training.
Three years of training was a black belt won the world challenges doing that to Bj's a especial guy, though also got. Legs are like arms. He has leg dexterity like no one on the plan, chicken? Let us actually good. Is it really yeah? You could see up triangles on people. Chicken legs for real, our citizen of people everywhere, just think about it: terms of leverage guys with longer limbs like our hydra. Grace is a perfect example. Is a really tall, long guy. So the best you get two players ever they can do things with those limbs that a shorter person can do in terms of like leverage from joint This debate is like these advantages to every frame like this, a Gallagher who some are Paul horrors, the famous like tank of a guy, five seven, two hundred plus pounds and just rips guys legs apart in it. He uses this, like short style, to dive in on me
both legs and get him a heel hooks and ours and rip their legs parties terrifying and that that style heavily favours being built level alone. Tank, whereas, like that long, like you are you're a tall long guy, you would have like good Darst chokes good rear, naked good arm bars. Good triangles you'd have lengthen leverage with that length, especially with triangles this long legged guys they can see like sometimes a guy like me with short legs, I go I'll get my legs cross and I have to just a lot. We have sent out by triangle, whereas you might be able just close it up right there, so you have like more opportunities for triangles, because the length of your limbs heavy would you have ever been a point in here in your career. When you were doing judges where you, how would you I've been in the USA, lay at your prime lay. I have no idea. I have no idea. Would have had to have gotten way better like when I was five
I was just kickboxing yeah Kickboxing enforceable at first. It was taken down then, what Kickboxing and by the time the you see, came around on the ground? I was useless straight white belt, I would get ripped apart every day, I would go to the gym and if I, if I tat anybody like those of a weak, went by and tapped one guy, but I do not intend to go. You have also heard that there are now many people do you know I was gone. Would like. There was a couple of white belts me b and then there was like bluebells and Purple Bolton Brown Bautzen, those guys we're always tat. Me got it. This is how I went for a long time when your you know in last year's some kind of freak like some big ass football player, some like Super athlete, You'Re- probably not me behold these guys off their they're gonna they're going to church You now was a true you're. Gonna fight was snipes. Tat was way later. The waylaid. I was a brown bell by then, and I been doing would you be near, I dont know cause we didn't we
redeem ever Israel, Marshall Artist, martial arts, but he doesn't know Jujitsu the things. I must been exciting. There have already been tried it because I was thinking like I knew that he was a real legitimate. Martial arts like he throws kicks in punches in. It looks really good really does know his shit, but I No, no. He never fought and there's a big difference between thrown kicks in I have a fight in a long time, but I probably for a hundred times yeah, so I've been I've, felt that nerves and know what that's like it'll be crazy. Fuck to do it again that arose thing. I'm a little pro scared the shit out of me, but I think I know what to do. I think I know how to get in there and start fainting start. Given some movement see how he react and then the war this case and arrows like I'm like in a scramble, I'm gonna strangle this Scots.
This comes to a scramble because the average person really doesn't know how helpless they are until Jujitsu, Jitsu black boat grabs, a hold of you and then you just go. Oh shit like I'm, helpless, because in a fight you really think, like you might be punch, like. Maybe if you find me queen at me and I'm Sweden, him made him first. You really think that, but this swinging. What if it's a jujitsu fight? If, if you guys get into some sort of a tussle that guy grabs you trips, you in oh and he's on the ground with his hand, your jacket and knee on your chest, you're a dead man, you're dead. Because there's no lucky shot a Jujitsu blackberries just going to close the distance like that evil fuckin crab and you just can we as Europe? If I condemn and there's no way you're gonna be avoided and there's no way you're going to survive that you're, just not going to that's. Why you don't fight people?
let's get out of my life people, I'm just you can't fight random people on the streets like when you young, there was a thing you could go to bars view like. I had two friends like to throw down. When I was younger and I went out and watch but good for you now is kind of like you, gotta watch everybody, because you know what kind of training their doing so educated on an is so big right now will sometimes far off a guy in the subway. There was attacking with a knife with some moves that he learned Watch NEO seen everyone train before he just knew what to do. Yeah hillock knew what to do, because you see guys I get the mountain and drop ground and pound he'd like knew what to do based on watching it yeah it is good like way when you mentioned, I think, is good just to learn, so you would feel better about yourself. Encase danger comes You wanna be a person that gets to make the decision. Here's the thing right, if you dont know how to fight
some drunk asshole who doesn't know how to fight either, but he might come over and punch you in the face and sucker punch, unique it hurt you or knock you out, funnier woman. You want to be the one who gets to decide If I'm in a situation of some guy and he's like reasonably close to my size and he's been in ass, all he's drunk and it gets grass with me. I can decide what to do with him. I can to its gets. I don't want to hurt anybody, but I'm not gonna. Let you hurt me yeah and you get to decide, like you, don't want to give up? We ve all seen these seven eleven fucking parking lot lights on. You two were some asshole and both of em. Don't fight, but one guy might fuck that guy, you might kick him in the face was down you don't wanna, be that guy be in that situation, definitely walk away whenever you can always We are so opposite because I've only been in one find it in my life is in nice gray plain bass while it was against the dune name but Tommy,
lay out. Never his name is metallic Drake am I threw one punch and I right now face, and he looks at me, Ngos what's up, and I was I ll, let you get away with it are yet weeds. Play a vast. Thank God louder it does it lay literally I hit. Em is hard, as I could hardly tell you just. I was about like method mechanism. So that's the only thing. I want you back now, while because then I started all UK your ball. How can a man and not try to get you back. I mean I was. There was a club in username power tools that are, stealing Aber. No, it was not who has really right, it sounds like one, so that was hard core Gaban whose in that it gave bar, was got riches, but our two power tools- and I was about
so that's what I was like two hundred fifty pounds You are lot bigger. When I met you, oh yeah, because a play college football Arkansas so played outside Lamb, backer silence, you just stop lifting way. Its or do you still a little, but now I'm all cardio now because you know, like trainers, any train, our work with, since I got a big family like what puts him sat now, I want to leave. You know, but that's good for old age, to my backpack, forty four years old now in a crazy due to time flies. Fifty one see what, if five, zero do so scary. When you read stories about people just drop in debt, Do I read her age? Look very disorder May I remind you what they said. What what is the danger zone is like forty, five to fifty five with heart failure. It's like crazy in man. Did I beat my body up on
that bitch until the fuss wheels come, always kin, stem cells, fuckin, Runnin hills and lived in way as to live heavyweights retarded the, it looks forward again that. Really that word out of my vocabulary just comes out some time. Why? Why are you still lived and wait like hell? I like that what does it do for you? Well, it does a bunch things. First of all of you want to change it to its own, very good, to be strong and makes a big difference: forceful for defence, specially for defence alike. Often for sure too, but really want to be a to defend defending, as you have to be strong, but so you just like being bigger. It helps I like it. I like being able to pick up things like that. Physical ability of beans. So I liked being shaped to be on a run for long distances. No one and I can go round the bag like I'll, do fives heart. Rounds on the best I can run on my knees. Messed up. I can't like get on a treadmill. Raw can do like I've done the stem and, in the end in some doubt a lot, but I'm still that do this on
like on the super fortunate, I'm supranational about money, injuries of agony injuries, but Mamma discus. I went one miniscule scope of my left Nina wasn't terrible like I was back to full, but Hunter percent function. After that and my right knee, I didn't I have a little baby, tear that I got some stem cell shot into, but bottom reconstructed yells were replaced, but no problems they work. There were great sea. I just needed. I listen to you and I but you always taken some find out what that is now just want to get in better shape. I mentioned But it's when you get older is dislike. Tough, it is tat. It just is writing down like you have to do it. Do you keep it daily and I'll show you have to do now. I just wake up a girl. I do have I wake up. I work out like a cardio work out and then I do Infrared Sana which has changed my life, so your life right every morning I infer its renouncing its the best. You swear
all that shit, you, like you, feel great, your skin glands. Why, I think it's actually like change the game? For me, I have more energy now everything's, better, it's so good for your body. They did a study. It should have forty percent decrease in more care. Mortality amongst all causes- heart attack, stroke cancer. Forty percent decrease with people that we're doing a sort of four I'm I will tell you this, because the whole thing is: everybody wants to feel young and when you were young, the thing you did most with sweat and I feel like I swear it. Just is a it feels are no, I just feel good sweating, because it reminds me when play played. It. Reminds me, even though not dwell on that You know I sweat a the treadmill, but when I do that at sight, it makes me feel great MA. I think, there's a bunch of gone over this data for short legs could feel good like swine, but this he chalk proteins about actually produces anti inflammatory properties. It's really good for you. It's really good for joint egg.
And all kinds of this I used to think of the sun- is being nonsense. I couldn't let us all for what could he do in their skin hot score? public health at work and a sonnet. Do you do the ideal ok guys cyber hot, regular, Simon telling you you knew each other every day you can now I mean, but look it's just about getting your body yeah, it's good to try to infer I'm sure sure works great, but this study that forty percent decrease mortality that was with a regular star, so ok yeah. That's Y gotta, regular sonic. As a doctor, Rhonda Patrick told me, they'll come the studies that have been done have all been done with regular sun and she said it might be some benefit of for him for its honour, but I don't know what's published. What is saved is a benefit If this they could say, what's the benefit to infer rivalling cooking my organs, I don't even know it now. I don't think so. I think it's great voices Phil amazing after that's, supposedly what happens really gets deeper in your tissue were supposed to go well yeah. I remember us Texan back and forth those that you gotta like if you do the infrared Sana for like a week, its
game changer, its regular son is too so I don't know. I would like you to try rigorous onto how hot does the infrared, like hundred and forty voting. That's imagining the air that so different the it doesn't he there, like you, walk in It feels it doesn't feel like it that by us it's where you're cycle we should not manage like hot back turned away. Nor package does arguing rallying burden of all my order right now by it, and I love it. I, Lebanon and feeling that super here you go in there. So lover fired you fuck with cold irregular cry, or if I tried at once- and it was right after the efforts on electronic, or is this Oh! No! It wasn't my thing when you mean it wasn't. Thing at anyhow, so useful. In freezing doesn't know you is this. I don't want to. I wonder
I don't know now I love he, but the cold thing is like now. I'm good, I'm gonna managed you love it. I love it. I do it to the love bought up. Do you go back to back? That's what they say. You do have not gone back to back, but I've gone and done both of a minute day like hot yoga too, like hot yoga and then doing the cry of the USA should do is give your heart attack o doing because says who pussy yeah, whose do and be a man who's gonna go. There must step up whose cannot now to call it s actually happening. Maybe hot yoga and they'll be back here too? I just gotta get flexible man, it's this desk, the tough about getting old, and you know that mobility, flexibility that what I say most most older people die on the toilet because they can't get up. They they have some problems that can get up from wherever they are a real dahlia Greece. Now just on the toilet, Yoyo married, like Elvis like as you dined boy, can mean
I just don't want to die stupid right out. Some stupid, like you'll, be reading in New York City, some guys just walk into some falls on in front or a person. How about that yeah suicidal person lands? Are you fuck? I was. A deed is an flagship in New York Data's and like five minutes before I got there, you know a person just jumped off and kill themselves writers the store like rats residents. Jesus it's! That is that's why the craziest ways to go like to the feeling of regret. You must have when you feel the air under your feet and your father. You can't do not thing. That's a rap duty made the decision you pull the trigger here comes the group beyond bang. Goes through your mind when you're going down like that, like an issuer choice, you know what amicably fill with unbelievable terror, unbelievable terror, even those your choice. There happen, people have survived.
Jumps in the ocean. They have jumped off, like the golden Gate, bring us all that I mean it's like one of them number one suicide spots in the: U S ear, but somehow make it they survive. That would suck like if you really wanted to die- and you didn't maybe not maybe get a new lease of life. The water, like one I'm alive fuck, I never could get myself that place like our. I, like my life too much right now, Well, you happy in that's an awesome thing, but you know what you're talking about spectrums, the others of clearly a spectrum of that yeah. You know, and some people think habit horrifically pages have what it forever reason, chemical imbalance, life experiences that are awful PTSD. Whatever the formula is they have it to the point where it's almost bearable every one hundred percent set like my dad, you know, use if hee hee
served our country, an army, and it didn't seem to affect him at all. But you know he s, friends at its affected. I have friends of served their affected by it, and yet what was that movie is about being gauzy? I forgot Junker said Ski did it, but I had the interview the real guys that pulled off got the people out. Benghazi. And the normal world, is so boring Tom, like literally they got excited when they talk to. You know how I feel That's whizzing by your head, you knowing you shooting at people like literally the real world, is so in. That's why they keep Goin back because as the only way they can get that adrenaline rush, which is you know to me: I'm like that's crazy, but to this day it's where they get their high and that's that's life to them. That's how their living and I interviewed the three for soldiers that went out there and save these people- and you saw- that look in there. I know what I mean is like they would go back now.
And they hated hearing how one of their own lost their lives up their aware they will. I could have done some about the nest They talked about his like why we always want to go back. Is every time We hear one of our one of our fallen soldiers. They they fail. We could save them and to other more snipers and the other two were on the ground and they were like man. It's is this real life is, is very tame fur ass. You know it's almost I'm puttin one now pay for it, but I would say they think it's a poor just living our normal lives in a less their fighting for our country and saving people's lives like everything else is just boring. Yemen is our about literally life being turned up to ten there's. Yes, nothing nothing else. It compares we're on the planet than being a police officer, yeah in a shoot out or or just imagine, light a police officer walking up to a car
that's freaky enough. You don't know. What's inside, that's like your plan roulette, you don't know what's inside their car, you know like love their arson bad police out there, but as just put yourself in that spot, where you're a cop getting out your car walking to a car with tinted winds, knocking on the window, you don't know what you're gonna. Do you don't know It's a shot gun. You dont, you have no idea, you have now I end people have to realise that tension they carry with them all day. They might have twenty those interaction absolutely all day and an incidental could really really back there and if you have you give them any bullshit don't appreciate, respect that their mealy gonna go all kinda, he fuckin asshole, this year, the enemy now and it's horrible, it's horrible that we give a per, in the kind of power the police officers have when they abuse it, but it's also horrible that we create this relationship between fellow citizens approach us a cop adjust to citizens. Yet one of us
where we are the enemy. If we're not following the book, especially in the book stupid, like its pot laws or something dumb lie, fallow, yeah or you're catching guys get jerked off like a cheese cry I've been pulled over a couple times, and I got say you know most of em, like my dad, you know say a black thing to do when you have a black five. They tell you very early on monetary policy. Over here, now let him see it. You know you. It's talked to us, yes, LE, where we were born arrays, especially where I grew up, so you don't even been profile like I'm half black? You know you. Don't know what I really am alot of people, but I've been pro So I know when I see when I hear this or is it not been in cars with my friends that are dark, skin black and they ve been pulled over and it's a thing where you're upset because you feel like you're being profiled, but man wants that cop walks over you need to show all due respect because they they control their game. Now, it's a huh,
percent there gang once they pull up to your window you're in their court? The or should think that day, are entirely necessary for civil a hundred percent, and if you want to be able to call the police so some shit is going down. You should appreciate them when there there- and you know this- does not discount all the bad causa, absolutely discount. All the things we ve all seen the shootings or unjustified puncheons are unjust, but this is what we have to keep, though perspective. Because there are so many interactions. There's somebody comes out that a deal with PTSD all day long, because for a decade or two decades of their life, they have been dealing with crime violence all day long at every day, and they dress like the enemy there, not just a cop. Their cup was too, where cop outfit so everywhere you go like when you what playing,
quake any plan to got quite a dude has a special flag over his head. That's a target! May, if you see, if you see cops like bad guy, see cops as the enemy you're being paid. To be the enemy of it if you ve never had an interaction of Europe, our guy and that's a cop, that's the enemy, and that a crazy, but is it asked people to be, but even for people that don't have interactions with cops lot, they still consider the enemy chores because if they pull you over for speed, like it's gone through my mind is like nobody's on the road right now. Why you pulling me over for speeding like I'm hurting anyway, it's just a waste of time. Well, you know how to write a ticket because they have to write a certain amount of their rights in that's in that's when I do think it goes over the top, whereas like come on now I was talking to a cop about them said: okay, now let me ask you this would if everybody agreed to never speed like we made of like us, six month agreement in a country where we had never speed,
one speeded and there was no more traffic violations in terms of speeding tickets. What the fuck would happen and it was, I people just get laid off left and right that would just proudly you just do it like. I think they were to slash so the police department. They put quotas on you you're a glorified revenue collector, we not suppose you think. That's a problem, though, like when you have an ailing people over, and I think that it all look problems with the police and people start from the core that's a major problem. If you have to over people even if you're a cop and go not really doing anything bad, but I have to meet my quota of tickets. That start, from a very negative place, terrible terrible plans, place terrible place in terms place for for both parties, terrible As for the cop to bury its head in the sand and realize he's right someone a ticket for no reason, you know I could catch someone's speed limit, sixty five or six sixty nine coma. Will I get a fine, really yeah. Can't even pay attention
no way unless I'm not looking at the road like less? cruise control or I'm not looking at the road. I might get to sixty nine on my back up to sixty five again, even if I'm trying to go the speed limit. But I know people had been pull over four miles over a hundred percent but as a driver of that car going for miles or you're pissed yeah automatically act yeah, you just got you! in your mind. Protecting and we all know he's writing a ticket just to write. A ticket is probably the twenty seventh or twenty eighth of the month and I gotta meet their quota. Any there's put like that's where they driving the vaguest is the worst they set up trap and especially posted in a month. You know if you drive in a vague it's going to speed limit because our own for it I got pulled over by plane everything is going to Vegas. They have planes that now radar, you can leave it and then they send out cop cars so simple, radars you and then a cop car polio. Yes mark TAT, yeah, and that was the last.
But today I went with my wife and son and we got pulled like a cough car came out of nowhere and my wife, here's a difference. You know that this shows that my wife is white from Wyoming right, and this is the big difference. That's real! Why that that's? Why it's like pilgrim like castrated, friendly, goes white diets like cowboy why the right areas lucent com right cowboys up Wyoming cowboys. Did you you, I've group on a ranch knows None, and I think that cities they she's, grew up in July This dilemma I only fuck is that Why only enable their aid? I think three thousand come on now seriously. Thousands are like the Brady Bunch. I married into the brain light seriously. Bear real life is like good morning, Michael. How are you like? They are those petrochemical. Now, it's great so a couples us over for this. Yes, Europe, and this is the difference in cultures we have, and this is why try to tell my wife when the cop came over his
let's say officer. Andrew comes over a very polite. I said yes, sir, you got it no problem. I was speeding, no problem, my wife and a car because we put over by plane. So it gives me a ticket. I, like hey officer, I have a great days. You too, sir. My wife is in a back seat. Will my son rolls down the window when he's woken windows scares me, How do you know it was this black suv? I see lots of black suvs, passing us and its from a plain, are you serious? Am I am about to die the cup? turns back around like to my side of the window says. Excuse me, MA, am and but just a privilege to be able to talk to a conflict that could she has no idea She has no idea, that's the real way, prevent that's the real. What it s like, tell him about I'll, hey, baby? It's ok, I will speak to gather. Onstage know you
sure I know, do that's hilarious and, unlike you should for sure about that old age. It's it's just. It scared me because I was scared because she's the car comes back around write that down right now. Ok, take that path right down better down. You must talk about the sun's Dwight I've YAP Alvin, what life costly privilege green rate are black you play Wyoming cowboy people who dang or hedge to see She warned soap horseshoe. He comes back up and he's trying to explain to my wife, like about a plane and she's Given this cop attitude, yeah we drive off, I go baby. You cannot do that, like you. Most kill me. She was like stop being ridiculous, I'm like no! No, you really
No! You really killed. You never know, never, not wrong. Guy wrong plays wrong time wrong. History, wrong background wrong state of mind at ease in what it feels like a black. Do marries a white woman for sure, like in cheating, get that, but now she gets that because we have a son, You know what I mean sign, nay, once you have a multi ethnic son. Now I am all about my wanna, I'm all about she doesn't she's all about the ethnic cartoons. Not the way but she's triads use, tries gotta, seem good mindset, as she has tried in a family strand sucks that anybody has to ever worry about getting accidently shot by a cop and the problem I thought it is not going to go away until the problem of crime goes way and that's not gonna happen either. So what do we do to make life safer for everybody? That's a real good
can question why awareness for surely people being aware of all these videos? That's one thing that I think the black black lives matter did that people dont want accept, but it's really or, as became a national thought. Yes, it's not just another story in the news. It's a national solid. This is a movement to try to eradicate this and all the times are you seen guys plant and on people after they ve shot on liked almost easy videos. Yeah. You see videos, black people with no guns getting shot and then here's a problem. They go to court and then the council innocent you see the one with the gods throws the gun down on the ground was or was it a taser? Would we throw down the ground? There? Was he shot him and then, as he's come here, the body he drops on yet on the ground without growing up. At least I don't know when it changed, but costs was forced to shoot not to kill you but to handicap. You like future in the lag. Huge arms has another good shot, there's a lot of jobs that are just not good. Shooting guns Minnesota
that are military train that are very professional, very serious who are, but it's like. I watch the video the other day, a of a guy getting it all. Altercations off duty cop got into an altercation with this guy and he tried to pull his gun out. The guy grabbed him grab his wrist. I did not know how to fight at all, and probably only knew how to shoot people he gets taken down the guy. Obviously new judges to take it, took him down mounted him, took the gun from him through the gun away and beat the fuck out of us from the MT, pounded guide turns its back. He gets his back is beating the shit out of em. It's terrific. Does this cop thought he was safe and pull is gonna, be one exists. Above just because someone's a cop doesn't mean they're well trained, prepared. There are those, Therefore, we there are also some slobs I've seen him. I wonder whether there cop my bro, you can't run the lock the fuck. Are you ok? You know
This is a ridiculous position for you to put yourself in anybody else, you're trying to protect your handicapped by gluttony, but but at the same time we do need em we knew no need energy, we need them to be more respected and appreciate the not very respected in a priest, created by a lot of people. I think that's and see what are huge, Miss service. What I heard about this conversation, whatever are there on what the costs are: gonna pull whatever they want, because we ve talked negative. That negative. We said some things about, and I hear how we're in such a polar place where oh you're, either for or against it and ass, like with everything. That is what I hate. You can't have a conversation anymore and that's where we're at right. Now, it's like you can, say it thing wrong with costs, because then you don't support the cops. If you support that then you'll get attack by the others. I got what kill innocent people, what I know sure I know about continued clip of anything. You said today without you further
aberration, because most of what you said you further elaborate. Absolutely they could take that once nip it in just put a little clip of somewhere. Michael YO said this or worse yet quote it does what he said about cops. We look for camp near but he was broke up does well, that's were we learn yeah? This is the world we live in an that's. Why so horrible man, while it is in its not It is part is horrible, but it's the best time to be alive ever the best time to be alive and of our ability to understand our effect on each other, the best time to be alive in terms of our ability to access information. The best time for four we have something is going on. You alert people that this thing like a crime is take all that is to say we can spread the news, it's ok we have to. We were just not used to so much were not used to so much that we have to deal with all day, we're not designed for so much in it happen in thirty five years. You know like, like just think about our parents right when we're gonna. Do that
tv was black and white indian with color, and that was greatly for them. For us there were cell phones are internet and then in are in like the last thirty five years I'll, I don't think you'll ever see a technology boom like in this last five year, so many advancements happen. So quick and that's why we today can't react to him fast enough. We don't know like, like now, parent its or doing like parents that are our age are doing the same things the kids are doing or my dad never cared about. Playing a Tory or doing anything he had totally different Christine where now the kids at or come about since this boom is so fast we're still, learning new technology and now our kids are learning it with us in theirs. Separation. I agree and I think it's definitely look uncharted territory, but I disagree that will never see a boom in technology like we ve already seen. I think what we have any would scratch serenely yeah. We have,
When you have, but I guess I'm saying things that change the world like There was no internet Joe do now. This, that in Damascus, Workin on call neural link- and I don't know exactly how this works wooden- exactly explain it, but the concept is about increase seeing the bandwidth between human brain activity and information, somehow or another to get information quicker to you and have you access it in a quicker manner. I don't know the fuck. That means it's something he wearing your head. Some do just tried it Jim there's an article that just I just found out looking yeah some do you said I might or might not have tried Elon much Neuralink link like his colleagues, owned by silence, but that there is a real.
He'll, possibility that think about what here's his. I look at it think about wifi right wifi in this room. We use it, you can access, you could shut your phone off attorney, Wi Fi on and you ll be able to access all the information, the internet. As I come from, whereas it is in the air. The sky is all around us. If the you can wear something that picks up that in the same, what picks up on wifi in the same way picks up on cellular signals, whether its fourth year, five g, which has come out soon, which is Busby in unstoppable intolerable. If that can feed information directly to your brain through something that you were just the way they do these do you know they have these electrodes they put on your head and they send magnetic pulses. Different parts of the brain helps people. Traumatic, brain injuries helps people with depression. They been able to do this by taking these little things and they stick em to you had me they'd send pulsating magnet in there. They could already effect the brain with.
External stimulation. They already know how to do that if they can figure out do that in a much more sophisticated way. We are on the edge of becoming cyborgs, and it's not far away. We're talking about within the next decade may be two decades. There's gonna be something that changes a person. And makes you like. If you are a person with a limited education and no phone, think about how but today about how little access to hundreds of its knowledge base. You had now, if you're personally, limited access to information and education, but you have a phone phones online. You have everything so that changes everything this person now can access all the knowledge is not perfect. If you, Google things, some things are Share some articles are dumb. They don't make sense, but you have possibility of
finding all the information is now in the future. I think that, as going that's going to be escalated and it's gonna be escalated, exponentially, there's going to be some new leaps in technology that happened, that guys, like you and I that don't work in the field. We're not we're going to see come people work on these things right now and their competing with People in China and Russia on all of the world that are also working on these technologies and they're gonna get through and they gonna make something and that something is going to change reality as we know it, and it's probably right around the corner the same way. So Phones in the internet changed our reality is compared to our parents, does change. Your butt, the thing is it ray? I get that your brain gets it right away, but I don't know how but but let's say you bring it to view put this machine on like this. I am then it since it straight to your brain. What's the difference of that it, besides quicker than you beyond
computer and, looking at you still getting another aim, so I don't think that's the case, but you're getting the same information. I think that's how it works. What is this guy say? This is a powerful ship is a neighbour whose is it what it? What is if the title the article must not have. Let me try and Earl Link bout release, any business. But let's say it. I know you don't know about, but let's say you put on a device in all. The information goes to your brain. You're still giving the same information. Maybe not. What have you been? someone using exoskeleton your next allows, and what is that exoskeleton? like suit that you put on that's like save you work in a factory at allow you to pick up much heavier things can happen, we'll be illegal. Yes, corny, Weaver, she's fuck up that thinks she's inside that Roy, ok away from our you he's roses address like a giant, robotic exoskeleton. This is an extra skeleton that they use for people that are our lives guys and helps them walk. Ok there
also are developing exoskeleton. That's a chair her for that have the same treatment as actual legs. Now that's free dope, there's things it. People like that guy right. There is not a big person, but she can work in a factory and you can catch many things that are much heavier than what you would ordinarily be able to care. Ok now they think that as technique, energy moves and improves they're gonna get to the point where they develop. What sense like an iron man suit. That's like an exoskeleton, the iron man suit like when you where's that is important. Get a he can smashed things pick things up and throw things that's going to that. That is entirely possible that this is going to be our future. That there's gonna be suits that we air that make us impervious leader this guy's got one. Let some fly around is getting rockets that come out of his head
means a government whatever approved that for us to get another chance. That's not whether or not they improve approve. It doesn't have anything to do with them. It has to do with the technologists it has to do with the scientists it has to do with the genius is that creating these, though these things because they're going to come in waves and these fuckin dummies, it don't even understand what Facebook is. These are the same guys. Gonna stop these people from putting our environment suits they're, not going to tell them until its weight. Too late, too late or authority when they tell them they're gonna, make em for sale and they're not going to give them the option as to whether or not their regulate, em. There's gonna be going to make him for people. Then you gonna have to figure out the laws once people have em, and then once grandma, has one and also groundless playing tennis. Again, you tell me grandma like carefully tennis, because some bad guys want to use an exoskeleton rob a bank that should govern all of its common bullet proof exoskeleton. I still everything you have said so far still to me is not bigger than not have an internet
well intended door, but we don't know if that technical, like the thing that you think like talk in Europe, and he could say, hey SIRI. When was the constitution formulated no a SIRI. What was the first draft of the declaration of independence written on you? Can you can ask us questions a serial answers? Google search will answer those questions for you, but what, if you just know, it would have that thought interfaces with your brain in a way where it describes things. Maybe in symbols or direct feed information through some unfathomable technology. That literally just permeates language is get through also advice, because it gives you information. If I speak to you in a different language- is automatically translate it things. I guess that's what they already could do that no they have these Google airbags, yeah, there's pixel buds, I think they're called real word. Would they just get rid of school or schooling
Tell you how to or needs scholars, because you need to know whether or not this this stuff is accurate. We need women and men who are educated and and this is one reason why the scientific method so important. One of the reasons why, when people shit on like ridiculous things like gum grievance studies and a lot of things that are overcoming universities days. What you do taking away with your preposterous social, this ideology you take away from the real pursuit of knowledge and information, because you wanted to make shall but your ideology? This is a day it time to fuck with information resolute, because people already pulling up in these little echo chambers? Were they? You know whether its message boards or twitter group the you're in an eight they feed off with each other gray on each other with each other all the time it be really careful with information these days and also
You know what they have to keep scholars to keep the real information, because it just like that one show Africa what is called black some black box black black merrier, laying they can change reality. Literally light. If you dont have scholar to oversee this stuff. They can be Oh, you know what slavery never happen, or this never happened they would go away because the people born today will never know these people that, to this day, will deny the armenian genocide. These peoples, as data denied on this the real thing. Yet there are certain human beings it tonight at that in what what's it going to be like a hundred years now mean humming? Those people will exist, then there's a lot of those circumstances in life where you have to be really careful about what information is What what's presently we have moved to? You have to be a hundred percent accurate if you're saying something that is a historical record and can't fucking
it at all, but they are now, but the everybody has every hissed, with its the reasons why all religions are different right because nobody is our own little version of history mean that is one of the reasons why many different religions have stories of Jesus, but they ve. We want a very guy S telling the truth. Why? it's its thing where, where what scary to me about this world today, is that misinformation is out there all the time. People believe in and people just people don't read anymore. They Just listen to the bullet points and scream that out like literally, and I wanna get political anything, but, but I remember when Everybody was Saint Obama, going to raise taxes and they were interviewing people that didn't even make. Thirty thousand where's say always go to raise. My taxes are now he's. Not even talking but you yelling at a bullet point. If you want to read the article you at a red, you are fine, that's the thing people into! We want a yellow bullet points. If Fox NEWS, if watch. That may say this you're just yelling at
but you never red light. If CNN and your thing, you just yelling what they're saying, but you don't read like me, I watch both actually both articles. I could talk politics all day like I think I think they're good things. Republicans do. I think there's get things that Democrats who I think, Democrats right now or in a state where their day they fight amongst each other they're going to crush each other, before the election even comes it's it's bombs. That is a circling fire squat, their shooting at each other and in here's the thing the good thing about the report. It's bad or good. However, you take it if one of US senseless go, they go whip. Democrats, its Let's talk about it, I mean it's more intelligent way to do it, but they don't have each other's back. As much and that's why messaging. As always off, that's why Donald Trump Donald Trump could never been a Democrat. Give dollar trump said? I want to run for president been a Democrat. They there's theirs.
What a mesh, whether Republicans it works, because we just one stay in charge and whatever he says, we're gonna role with George Bush weapons about let's go you know it's just their hundred percent behind it. Where I think I do think that is. I want us. You know when I was a girl. I voted for Bush after nine eleven right cause, I'm from Texas. You know- and I think is that allows idle. Ideology ideology that oh, we want to pay back in its as a good old boys, but it's like hey raw. Let's go, that's a whole, it's! It's Monday, member, when the flags were nobody's car- oh yeah, oh yeah, and it was like we were all behind, to was the weirdest. I remember I was driving somewhere and to turn on the street near my house, and it was one or two days after nine eleven and I
ever saw more flags on cars. In my life it was like the world changed, like everybody had a flag on their car. Everybody cared about each other and ever and that's the thing, that's sad about the world today. Is I tell tell everybody and I'm not a politician, but I will say this: when you two different teams that arrivals build net, come to the same conclusion. Unless there's tragedy right when there was one of things at Reagan said once we're talking about, there were meeting with court which have, and he said I often wonder how we would put our France's aside. We are faced with an alien threat from another world. Are we totally what they are? the other, this global conflict that we think about in terms of Russia versus the United States, but there was an fuckin aliens come down here war, world style. It would be independence day. Everybody would join forces every might cause. Now you have a common enemy and I also believe the way that our countries- ran right now. You know trumpets
that make an enemy that he survives offer enemy this persons. Right. Now everybody attack now this person's enemy, everybody attack, saying this right or wrong, just say and that's the way it is he just fucked with people, apparently that some do that's his head of secret security, a secret service, it he called DUMBO. Dude as being nice to me he replied. Similarly fired dude, he is he's a fucking wild and he's probably on speed. That's It's crazy man like I've, just watching this in some areas in if, if it wasn't the fact that you think that, like the moral fibre of our country, deteriorating as it does a bigger and bigger mass forbears. Well well! Well, I know a lot of people big ears like dearly, but don't you don't you believe this, let's be honest America like the whole country could look in the mirror. Win. Donald Trump was elected, is a reflection of a man.
When he got a winning about it. It's a reflection of a percentage of us is not enough, but egotistical. Again around one of some of you have it. I don't want to generalise like in terms of like, say, that's America, I'm glad I would for a joke yeah, but I mean, if you or be in Syria, but I'll be it, but I am being so bold. Then why were there's? Why was there the way since March, where a million women, when little only time, will tell you why, because I think Donald Trump here, two years when everybody was depressed down trot was president. I go. You gotta, look at the positives if Larry was elected? Those women would, I never got together March. Donald Trump has brought more people together against him we were marching. Americans were marching for Muslims. Nafta. Donald Trump became president. The positive Rita that Donald Trump has created with the opposition and the ended togetherness,
yet a million women March, because Donald Trump was president, yet people marching for the Muslims, because Donald Trump was present, he's brought for the first time. I feel like that the side that opposes Donald Trump there more together than ever, and even though we say it's rip the country apart, you know, because there's some problems in this country, but it has brought a bunch of peace, together and I don't think it highly was president you wouldn't have the women March, you wouldn't have the march for Muslims. You wouldn't have people back in immigrants. Should you start It's meant she would do, should take my parents. Weren t shoot them first, with bill. Bilbil as one guy at him on television or that was obeying like public executions. Just like I ran just Our allies in I ran, but but don't but don't you think I ran. Do public executions with Syria. Syria does right, but don't you think like when Hilary didn't stand up to build them
where she lost every star way before the election. Well as well. And wanted her to stand up to back, then I don't know What she did her didn't write. What is highly regulated? publicly and publicly. Why would she do that? Stuff seems like it's crazy to do, but why you your Euro Dignan person, you're gonna publicly, will not try but you will have to stay and next or even Maloney, a trump bounces on Trump. In others, like mountain calorie without build, didn't exist. I think Jack. I was a sling in buccaneer?
and he made his way in the White House and she wrote that wave there was a giant viii, twelve socking gasoline, like it was gonna die alone, a big wake behind it and she was hanging onto that. Fuckin, wake board line those but where we say wasn't good NAFTA Arkansas, she wasn't gettin in the White House. She wasn't secretary of state settled down and sense is kind of like hey. You know what you got yourself into is averages. Well, there's that and is also she's a liar. The law in Zaire like in May, Yes, she's alive because she's a politician, but when just you compare what was public like her now knowledge of what went wrong with the email servers and all that jazz and- many other instances to that. Just one will talk about and what call me said when
Tommy was examining the evidence and what what they did wrong, what she said they did wrong they're very different. There is everything very different things, and this is politics right your base hears you say something that isn't true, but you say with confidence even though that evidence hasn't supported. That argument takes place in it. Blurs the grey area in the middle between guilt and innocent. Do do you think win win, so my gets elected president. They have a meeting and then they say these are the things you can go after, and these are the things you can't, because if you go after this, we can't protect you from it. I really believe those conversations have it The White House lightly Anna, what they think they they say they can protect you I think they, after the Jews, now don't I'm SAM There are certain organizations slightly the Rockefellers there's our daily from Rothschilds certain organization. Don't talk about this year. Far
stay out of all he. I just think there's a list of corporation the big corporations that run America that they say you can't go after, because a lot of praise Let's go in there saint Amadou this against this, I'm not going to say to collaboration, can and want to live, and I feel that secret service, cause these people in the president's and go hey this, so you can go after here, so you can't and if you do go after those you caught on your own cause, we won't be able to say, because there too, powerful by believing the giant corporations that have incredible influence on politicians, because the relevant reach yeah and spend so much money to keep them? in power and get them into power and help contributed the campaigns and then they re scratch each other's backs resident where to go in and say, I'm a get rid of all lobbyists that present it would not make it through history. Well it's hard to say that last night, this too much money, job,
I made my right hand if I'm an agree with you in this day and age is hard to say that, because you'd have get everybody on board with killer president, I think they definitely did it with Canada. Oh you mean, I think, hundred resent you know, I was talking to die, I have to get our bowers now, but do you have to It everybody on board get everybody on board or knows about it, because otherwise people gonna tell If you could kill the fucking president, you you have to get out lot of people on as what we're we're, probably give raided by the secret service right now, but not saying if you want to kill president, it's not like it used to be a thing. It used to be less consequential, not that it was Oh you mean, like John Wilkes Booth days right. There are easier to kill the president, then Kennedy ways here to kill a president. Nineteen sixty three than a killer present, two thousand nineteen. Could you still do it yet but you probably gonna- get caught- you probably get caught, it lad. You'd have to mean do it as we you'd have to have a tiny.
Small circle of fuckin, sociopath and psychopaths They all agree to keep it hush to me. Is one person calling another person saint? Do this pay em off and then get caught, but one per look b of secrets. Service of military protected yeah, that's different because you have it's a lot of lawyers to get past the all that on some won't have to make a mistaken mapping like there was one of the things I said about Dealey Plaza rolled Kennedy through they like what fucking sick? She already person would ever agree to let some one role through the convertible with Dolly around yeah yeah and then also you have to take that long, slow turn. Where you know it's out just drive by gaunt fifty miles now and you gotta get your guy I'll shoot. Em quick, know that guy german, slow, that's ridiculous, like you're asking for somebody get assassinated, but I just I just really feel like there Our rules like that will never ever know about, but once in their there like hey here's, what
need to know here's what you need to know not to go against. I would think that if anybody's get tells us Trump think the best thing that ever happened is it trump. Gets out of his terms in the wider area starts talking. It starts right influx tirelessly everything you want to be the king, the world right, a fuckin, a huge book on exactly what it's like the day, become the president they'll be insane. How how do you think he's gonna be treated wants it gets out, though the love em, you think so they love people hated Bush, they called Bush a war. Criminal now is an adorable grandpa paints, those drew stir. Look man What did whatever so you see they Obama when he was in office, they're, gonna, love him within a few years mean most people. That worse borders of Obama, they love him. Now I mean he's arc These are messianic, yeah, yeah yeah, I don't I mean I don't know. I think you're gonna be a thing of services. The population loves Trump right now period, and now they have
reasons to back it up in terms of like the economy, what they think is handled with job creation. All these different thing. And he's doing that May or may not have devastating implications depending on who talk to that's an expert not want maneuver, but does Leslie and then also people say, while this is a trend that was actually going on during the Obama administration, AEGIS, Rhine, the wave, maybe I'm too stupid and understand that stuff? but I'm sanders in terms of numbers. It's not like the countries completely imploding right now I mean maybe some people by some people's metric- it's not doing as well as he would like to pretend it is probably, but my thing it doesn't even matter light when they said stocks are up and its is what matters. Is your personal life. Are you in a better place, because he's present, like, I think, that'd, be hollow, but yet for some people are not right. Some people like, if you get rounded up by ice now, you know Now you know I mean that's horrible. This is the first time ever for perception of us in terms of light
the way we handle immigrants, what you know you know the bad part about immigrants is all bad, but You know the problem. Is they ve debt? What this problem, but for the last thirty forty years I mean And if they make nicer facilities, let's say they know, they're coming and so they don't have enough judges, the facilities, a horrible. So So they make nice facilities. Then the government thinks that the whole thinking of four. If we do that, then ask and encourage more to come, because now it's nice yeah, so I brought you get over there, nine zero showered, they have delicious food. There were taco stand like a party with eyebrow. Margarita is a party with the guards. When you get to know the good guys in that's the thing, is they would you do? What do you like. I think I think this is a problem that will take generations to fix and the real problem is really gonna. Get fixed, really is two ways: one you gotta
drugs legal and to prop up all these countries? All these countries that are third old countries where these people are fleeing, because they don't have any possibility, there's no hope for them. Wherever they are there and incredibly poor countries. There is no future, did they? Don't they dont have the resources they have anything to do so. The only way you can keep people happy on a global scale, as you ve gotta figure like with the higher the highest right. Wealthy people in the industrialized western world right and the lowest allows our people that lived in that there are living These places that are disease, ridden poverty stricken horrible. With no future you got, we ve got to figure out a way to bring everybody to a comfortable middle all over the world so that there's no extreme poverty in any location anywhere, for we want to how diseases? Ok for sure we do right. We all
Don't we want to eradicate the the problem? The decease of poverty is a deceased it's a terrible feeling to be poor. Scrounge for food in a crime, written environment and the only way fix that is put attention on those areas in you money to try to. Raise about the negative raise up on their own. They never have. No, they never endeavour will yeah dad just think globally. If with, if people ever could get your shit together- and this is what I hope this is my life. I had like a pipe dream of technologies that technology gets us to a place where we can read each other's minds and I think this is possible and I think once we can read each other's minds, we can understand that we're not that dissimilar were not now ITALY's far part as we think we are and that most of our problems that we have our problems ego and problems of ideology and problems of ethics and morals and and truth and lies, and that,
Reading he chose minds, will sort a lot of that out and then we're going to figure out a way to it, and I want to say, like for redistribution of wealth and altogether give people things were, I think you should do- is try to figure out a way to rebuild commute these and give people opportunities to live, better lives, and we have to do that global. I think, but I think the problem today is presented to because I listen to both sides when you travel as a comic your people just come to until you, their views are chosen at random things. So here from both sides, one I was like Onawandah just give out stuff for free Why should I give them stuff? I worked hard for my and other. You got other people that go with you. We need to help everyone out, because we are the word type of situation, you know the birthright those rights confused. Yes, there are a hundred percent both right, but you dont want to give people stuff, but you don't want to just you got lucky lucky as fuck you're born America, mean you're from taxes on from Boston, dude we're we're from like
industrial as western world in the past, the goal of civilization in terms of like opportunity has never a place like this, where the luckiest can be of interest to anybody ignore you gotta be crazy. Man was, I became friends with this lady at a restaurant and me my wife and son, what always go in there and we got really close- and she was just talking about, like you know, are always from Ecuador and her kids. She can't afford our kids to be over here, so she sent on a school over there and she keeps in and money over their black like its riddled gangs, nothing but gangs out there and they find out. You're in America, sin and money back to hold your family, ass. You know what I mean and it's in that's real people believe that they think they are. That's not its writ like this. We know for overly eight years. She tells these stories about, like hers, and in the money- and she has a person out there that basically in our lives and our house and keeps everything secret, because if it comes
that she sent and money to bill bill will that family hostage in We have the Rangers, often sure yeah, that's bad, like we're living here. You know we're lucky we're doing this park has, but there are people still going and when I hear people go in unless their problem, not its terrors of the world's Euro, Europe Awful human being perspective. Sucks for sure it's terrible in its go on all over the world in its creating this, and I feel that you know we're creating Miss me me me yeah situation, but I also think we need to also have conversations about. I did I didn't show in Kansas City, and I always do about when I do stand about on top politics, so you you do the local press and things, and there were people to come up to my shows and trumpet light literally rang trumpets if a set of thought rotten did fuck with you? I don't know, but I dont we also. I don't care what they probably did. They probably did as because, after the show litter
and when I say transported light, they look, Let me like the guy. I don't like that. Timely and we heard are. Why said you weren't gonna talk politics, so we want sake and in this regard, he's right. You did and am now they want to see. You should have brought where our trump at port our later. Ok, you crack any funny about it aren't scanners fucked up, but I didn't. I didn't now, my comedy, but they bought all. Basically, they bought tons of March because I didn't do it and they that said something that was important- and I think this is important to know when you try to make a point to somebody when you start yelling Adam is never going to go well. If you can explain it to him through your eyes and yeah I'll, have a conversation, because I talk a lot about. You know I, a lot about grown up in all white neighborhood in the races things that are encountered and I yell at and say I I hate white people are just hold my point of view and they act
we were opened in, they actually respond, understand now. You know nobody. There, Explain to us like that, and I think it's about conversation that where we watched it's all about you, you suck well, let me tell you why you, start from a place. Put it like this I don't have you heard of this green deal where they want to take seventy percent of anyone that may silver ten million out of seventy percent of their income? That's a lie. Chancellor, is that I must think Elsie right here is the dumbest thing I mean I wasn't call her, but none of the I like her sacred load pages of expression. Yes, I like her to like it. I agree with that, but I like her, but what I'm saying is my friend was: I owe you know if the Democrats, when that's gonna get past, because we hate rich people- and I know that's the problem- we're starting at hate. The reason you think he's gonna pass because you think people hate rich people see annex
you gonna? Have time statistics, here's nine, the first of all you ve got incompetent use of funds. Does the money go? Our tax was an idea that, if you tax the rich that also nor the problems were stopped exist, that is so silly he still have in common and people distributing the money they just create. More jobs, they'll be more wrong red tape and would give or more and that's all you gotta do- is figure out a real plan for engineering, our civilization, better? That's that's why he loved to do and that this should be. Real discussion from like real experts by biology lists story ends people really understand who psychologist we will really understand. Human beings really understand what's wrong with our society today we have an open discussion, but you know generally that not about that, but that can never happen. Of course, I can put it in another right now because of the government, because it here's the thing:
meaning that can happen at eight. We have to look at it and to rise of priority, but no, it goes by. It goes by the who ever he's in charge their priorities. It's not a light. My problem is to make it a priority for the nation Daedalus aim, but it is not impossible, but until you have a person I believe everything to be fixed. This is a simple fix. If you just elect a person that takes some republican values in some democratic values. The thing is right: politics. You have to be one of the other light. If I can, if a person came in his go, you know what I like these republican ideas. I like these democratic ideas, let's roll I'll, be down the middle unless role with false call being a centrist exist yet, but in these to win, but that can happen it can happen all the good Assholes person limit. Until that happens, I mean, though, does issue every four years. Figure out what happens right and before it from one we never thought of reality show fuckin guy could win, but that I want
Ok. Well now we know that happens. All this stuff can happen. This is not like we're not asking for alchemy we're, not trying to turn led into gold, we're trying to figure out a way but you're going to get a system. That, then, is, is you aren't we sit? There is a new system. The new system is that the system of power the opinion which is readily accessible absolute and that's never happened before. There's never been a time where every one had a say in one way, shape or form weathers through maintaining through Instagram or twitter or social media. That's what the reasons why upholding the freedom of speech in these things is so important. Even if people are saying things you don't agree with the only way this I'll get sorted out as we need to figure out a way to express ourselves and there's gonna be arguments back and forth, but what you gotta do is someone's gotta put forth an educated plan like plan that's based on science and reason and a plan that you can debate against opposers of that plan. But when you have people, they don't believe in science allotted you, how do you do
but surely go to any little. It's gonna take generation, That's what I'm saying it's like those of the moment Some of our stubbornness and our are our past and this the systems that we find ourselves stuck in systems behaviour thinking culture all that stuff. Is gonna take a long time, yet we sort the wheat from the chaff. We gotta figure out. What's good and what's back, and we're doing it we're doing it, but it would do it actively. That's fine straining because you're a goddamn it. This is the this time. We still have all these browsers. Still cop shooting people we still have crime. We still of Wall Street theft. We still have all this stuff yeah, but you know what I tell you, but you know what I like it: no about an area where it's not hidden like twenty years ago, like you heard in, let us thirty years ago you heard in W H make us out
if the police and they're talking about the same things that are happening today, except you will hear the song you go. That's great song, Randy King yeah, rather shaky watched him get the fuck peeping out on tv and here's the thing about the run, a king thing that guy apparently was agreed on a bunch crazy shit right. You got no each carcase with the cops, beat the fuck out of somebody before that there is a lot going on. You just got to see the end of it. All this guy's was young woozy on. I don't I noticed, and I dont know if it was the honor drug and I think he was on pc, p. P c p apparently makes you superhuman. Stronger body might have got his finger bitten off eyes on pc p. Saving nowhere, Britain offer who Street fight it's like you didn't even realises because he was He was on pc, pay the real somebody bit his finger off, then he went to yeah. He had his toe removed and
Toe put onto his finger worse fingers debate was the thumb now. Is this pinky fingers up his trigger finger, so on one of his any had curved, so he could always throw right hooks. So is when you shake his hand his, who would give you like this weird handshake, while he would shake your hand, but was always one finger that wouldn't China middle. Didn't move good because It was really a toe their report, This is finger with a toe that must look where it was weird railway and habitats pc piece on pc like crazy people in Boston man, he was a box and coach. No MA. Am I just as we need to get a better place, yeah we'll get into a better place, but I think it's a long, slow process. I think we are in a mean, there's people that say Hey took to minimize the suffering, the people feel right now is unjust and for you to say that
is outrageous and it's just a hallmark of Europe lose no Prospero. That's not true! This is not done. Eyeing the awful things the world over these the world exists. But if you try to look at this, the mathematical equation. If you looked above, he would so others Our problems here there's a lot of competing factors. Is environmental factors like what are they doing the world? What are they doing to the ocean, whether due to the air of Jesus everything's warming up and then people are over what's causing it like an unimportant? This is madness, but look how much knowledge there is. How much discussion there is with her movements, moving in growing and people are even when their misinformed, it still there's activity this. The stuff goin on. Even when you know someone says: hey we're gonna tax, everybody, the makes worn ten million dollar. Seventy percent bitching taxes shit to stop, stop stop that just because someone works really are you can take all that look! Stop people from steel and money, stop people, but if you, if but people say why, We want equality of outcome. Ok,
as soon as we get equality of effort talk to me. As soon as we get cause some people, dont hustle? They just don't I don't know why. Maybe it's the way their raise? Maybe they are poor nutrition, maybe they're hookworm. I don't want to fuck. It is but dont say that ever we're supposed to hit the right spot everyone's gonna get to this, but then, after that, spot we're gonna drive divvy about the money, so nobody around one hundred thousand dollars you in the world better place better. Doesn't it well better. Now that makes lazy people happy that some fuckin juggernaut Mark Cuban when these billionaire actors is like hustling constantly and gathering up man. Of resources, yeah he's playing the game monopoly bees play a twenty four hour. Seven days a week, that's his option. He can do that. You can't stop people from doing that. Would you can stop them from in just things with that money and wait. Maybe you can do- is like help. Someone like leading tour like a bill gates, type situation where he does so much good and so much charitable work
helps out. So many people there maybe not a bad thing for a guy like that to have all that money, because you don't have to think Was just MR money bags, like maybe you think of him, as he does access to this money, but is also this incredible resource for hope. Change and and prosperity for some four. I say I think, like I think people wooden I'm giving money too something that they see being built like if airs work into it, for people hate the idea of just giving money in that seeing something from it sore about. Aren't you VE killed, even if people that I don't know what the fuck to do with the energy find a use for it. Because that's what bureaucracy is there? No man! I don't know job we're just I don't know either, but I do know that it's fashionable to say it sucks. Its fashionable to say everything sucks. What it's it's easy to say that but, like you said, but I really think it starts with if the gun
it is not on the same page in there always fighting UK you can't move forward the all this great stuff you can't move for because it starts from the top jobs as true but starts from the top. What's interesting as one of the things that's cool about the government, fighting is good to see that, like even the president can't do the things that he wants. Yes, he has to consult with people and they have to agree on something and it has to be reasonable. Nafta presented the american people, and so the people have to represent a constituency, so you seeing this really fascinating thing, because you ve never had a guy like Trump in office before so. You see him say is gonna do things, and then you see the recipe doesn't have on the fuck. You are yeah the fuck you are, and then he watched this stalemate. You watch this this go down and you watch these people being forced negotiating the way, trumps forced to talk about Nancy Pelosi, cash
so much power, you know, did you know he has a cholera? Really, let's call it all which, like two forgetting that you as a favor respect, does that's golf clubs rightness face it she's like isn't it? May I so fun itself and a large right now? It is a one time man and what social me Be it so big? How do you? How do you deal with people like that? haters causes. So many peoples, I call him thumb thugs, but how do you do you just if their hate in the dark? I don't know what to do You don't realize, come as a reach, it anymore man, very I rarely going dimensions If I do, it's usually mistake, I just I just do my best do my best. I post and I go posting most you don't even look at people's feeds. Do no. I look at some people's feed additives and went on board yeah. You know I'm out a red, some things in our. What look at some cool pictures I watch some inspirational share like going to the rocks, seen him with me.
Jumped up one or two Jim Iraq is about monetary. Eighty Fletcher, I interviewed the rock the first summit have as like eleven years ago during the game plan. We is hit it off right game playing the game plan, that's where he played a quarterback the lot thinner, here's this first break out, move that put oecd scorpion and in the game plan, and after that interview It took some time and just talk to me. He wasn't the rocked enemies. We indeed over the years. Every time. I interviewed him. He would pull me in Are you going to my acting coach? Are you doing this? Are you doing that? Is there anything I can help you with and unlike why, like India, he got bigger and bigger, and the last time I saw the same thing: Yo R: U doing are you gonna, do and coach are you working on EU goals? Are you improve, like literally his instagram, but in real life and in its and he'll? Never know, but it's a thing. That's for me. Ages average Mo Michael YO to take the time out, Every time I interview to ask if I'm achieving my goals, if I'm moving forward and like given me pause,
if things positive thoughts to take their time like fire. Minutes after every interview in this dude is book nonstop, but to actually take time, It's just so inspirational in and see him be the biggest movie star in the world, and he everybody's name he's very spelled out of here earpiece but light It's just like the president. When he knows I gotta pee could be present leak percent personnel hundred percent resources. He can reform. I would too, because he, but he's just a hot also comes from humble beginnings. Yes, you mean he's in a why right now is filming on his instagram was talking about all the neighborhoods. It goes back to check to see where he was worse from one needs: poor and starving I mean he lit really really from humble beginnings I mean here he had only like you know is the story like five dollars left in his account and then he got discovered and wrestling, and I knew him in Miami when he was doing W W. I interviewed a couple times over there in in a heap.
For the universe in Miami, my favorite cows, football team. So that's the thing where you know that three of eleven years, but for him that big to take time to motivate me separately, and you know I know if he sees me out here knows my name, but it's not like I'm texan, I'm not like Kevin Heart with them, and just a a random, do daddy takes time out every time he sees me to make sure am hitting my rules and moving forward what my career and that back and then offering hey. If you ever need anything get in touch with me in, I would never take em up. On that, but it's a thing where no body he's the rock and to be that in I mean it just does so much man like it little things that big celebrities do, or somebody that really inspires you lay they don't know how much means just some just that little time he spent you didn't. He knows. I think he does. I think he's
genuine leader. He is you know it's a hundred pounds. I think that's why so many people like him, because what he says is its authentic. It's really who? Yes, there is nothing fake about that man I don't have to be faked, less have to be successful, and if you want work is hard Zack, I, u can be successful. I asked what else do you just take a bunch pictures the germ line, two inches posts throughout the day because you know yet I beg taking pictures back as pig in heavy shit. That's too bad. You know why I left. The rest is too big joke that debate right now, but that is an action star do in he's a first actions started looks like an act like I would be saved. My life in real life lies. What is he like six, seven essential oils and easily is a giant he's over dollar me, I'm sick, giant, yes giant is building a fuckin lego, legitimate superhero light. Will Smith was my guy, but I love well Psmith for the rhyme. You left him nodded. I studies were not now now, but I like it.
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literally crazy, my favorite people servers What tells me that someone's crazy I'm like ok, what else you got crazy scary. To me, like Will Smith is awesome, is gonna, be crazy, well, Smith, sure enough. Now, hold on to nice denies too smart now to get out of here, so that there is now you sent. I have no idea might be dealt with. The problem is whether the problematic, goodbye the problem I have would be an entertainment foreigner made. They give you questions, asking you have to ask him or let it could be your job, so they float outlet. General dumb once did he give you any room till I get oh yeah, you can do whatever you want, but they'll be like hey. You gotta ask this question in its like: if some I just got divorce hey we're having a divorce. In its socks back ass women that yeah! That's! Why stop when it man. I couldn't one time. What's her name, Anna, what's her name
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ask well, maybe could SAM sorry they made me ask you a question now is to lay him. Is to lay cannot supply just what a stupid some producers like winding you up like a little robot click. Click click get out there asked aquareine, don't ask they give you a rebel, oh yeah, yeah. They threaten your job with. Well, that's why those shows Rousseau canned. You know we have people talking to entertainers, everything so canned, it's you seem so inauthentic like they wanted me to ask my first interview ever was with Jennifer Abstinent marlene me, and this is right after she broke out with Brad Pitt Tijuana. Asked rubber out. They wanted me to ask- and I was like now. I can't do that The little know now I know, is my first gay society. So no, I didn't so. I said what a fine figure out a different way to ask so far, what I d, like whatever you get. We need a clip, and this was when I was at a in our team. It- and this is my first big shoot ever Jennifer Anderson and they were like
don't go out there, so it was merely a me. So she just broke out with Brad Pitt. Psycho since the movies about a dire go, what's the what's, the worst RO the similarities between the two. In a man at last. It gives great answer about you. No one will be around, but a dog is always forever like make a treaty right, so I, a great answer from it, and I have to ask about bread, master thing is: if you find a smart way to ask, if you can ask it, but they sometimes what you to be so brutal, it's it's! I can't balance because they don't have to do it and they keep the relationships, NATO air about exactly and they just don't care about. You you're a little trained person that they send out below my person, but a person has sent to me with a person. You have to listen to the person who signs the pay.
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we were gonna junk, not our county unto, let it but I mean there's these. These junkets are brutal assault on reality. Finally, under saying the same thing: over and over and over again, you asked in this everyone ask you the same question and I'll tell you Those about the show, Michael, you play a Michael YO where's, my real may. This is crazy by the way right this down. Ok, Michael YO, average small, that's you're new first comedy special, you gonna call it Michael YO, average smile micro average smoke as this we set when you talk about the rock you live average, while YO average smile so that everybody, second others already have one, I just came out what I wanted to come out it on Amazon, Prime is free, came out two and a half weeks ago, miscalculation malaysian cousin blackened age. I get
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like an azure. You know they all straight up black. Do right here. You know something forward. Minetta thing, man look if you're making a story, and you want these characters in store? Save you have some big fuckin, who terrorism we became Kevin hard to play, that role. That doesn't make any sense. Now. That's where the rock comes it big giant, dude you! and arms and legs everybody has to have. You know that's a weird about acting tools like men, you gotta hope somebody has something that you would do good in in our gift. Always hope, someone's gotta project that you get slot into that project, yeah You just gotta, create your own that that's true to say that the best is Billy Bob Thornton that site Blade! Thank you know what he did with there he apparently use like work on some movie. I get some bullshit part in a movie die was like super depressed and start doing this fuckin character map you know, does that character from sling
then we'll do it in the mirror and chat and practice. It decided to make a whole fuckin movie about it and that movie launched M light. One idea what I mean is kind of like what you're doing you just decided to do your own thing, and now you control your own destiny. That's where we all need to get to like honestly this. You know what I love that common you're right now is like Joe Coy. My mentor and he's blown up in comedy. You know. So I see people like you, Joe in you know, pill power in just a theo. Law who took me out my very first, I'm doing comedy ever. Did it really yeah medicine? Was you know I think it's called state on six or suggesting that's the first time paid? That's the first time ever got paid in he's. The first person ever take me ass. I remember we landed goes you're, not the grown men eaten chiefs like like shit,
during Tags achievements was got as soon as we got off the plane, literally two men on a bed sharing a bag of cheese areas. I've told you like is very weird, so this is where the culture of cheese in Wisconsin You're making now now Theo's blown up like you making your own path, and I think what comedy now's the time we're p, can make their own path and control their own destiny and get paid really well we just gotta comedy sorry, look at the parking lot now eggs. Well, it's It is now as you not dependent upon It works anymore, the networks and we created or what I was like to refer to as an organic network like there's a network of friends like you talked about Bill birth or Tom. Secure always should fear whoever these people are crystal like really success. For popular comedians right now, Theo and so and so and so Andrews Anti
No, these guys are all world friends with each other, and everyone knows like if someone says disguise funny I will listen to the guys who are telling you these guys are all hilarious. They know who the funny people are. They know the pretend our two, the they don't talk about em they avoid them, and then you know who the funny bore in just it's organic network. There's no paperwork but everybody helps everybody in one of the beautiful things about. It is no one's fighting for scraps anymore. It's not like there's tv shows and is only like, you and me in the audition room and we're friends, but we're balls auditioning for the same raw, like I really wish you wear well might fuck with you and I do you sweat and leading Newton Nervous Yoke, Easy Jake. Nervous about there. Are you gonna go in there perform so you eating each other, each other. You not you not scratch inclined for scraps. Everybody can support each other because, first of all there is.
Thousands of places to perform just in this country. Thousands and there's not knowing a certain amount of comedians like there's plenty, for every well. What I love about like! Are you guys Nepal, Cason blown up its Jason I use interview him a lot when he was making movies and stuff any said. The thing about jet appetite is after freaks and Geeks Judd based but he made his own network change Frank those guys and they supporting each other, no matter what and I see that same thing happening now and it's what made me as I can meetings apparent up and say, and this our group and, if you're funny, you're funny unless let's watch each other's back instead of competing is now like You know I've only been in at nine years, so you know, I know you've been a lot longer, but my nine years I saw at the beginning a lot of hate and now I'm seeing people like now jump on each other's
I guess it s actually encouraged each other and push each other, which I think is a great shift for comedy right now with that's. The big difference, pod gas and radio, because when you guys always hated the radio guys yeah, there was some other real guys like. I want that morning. Spot yes, guys. Gonna trust, steal it from man. He's he's across town, fuck, Gambia, podcast! Don't do that. We go on each other's podcast and we support each other's pot cast like there's plenty of people. Man does this. Famine, mentalities, we're fucked everybody. It is, but that's what Hollywood puts out there? You know the circumstances. It's not like it's an organised effort. No, it is not there. This mammon mentality, it's just that this there was a suit, like we were talking about earlier, like if you're an actor you ve got a hope. Somebody's got seven that you fit into the soil producer like you, man you're, competing against them, and then you know you hear fuckin. Some James Franco Type dude got the royal. Of course. These famous fuck a cat, I'm never gonna catch break, and this is the
this is the feeling that a lot of like really depressed actors. What it's interesting, because I was up for this huge hosting gig like last year and look like I was gonna- get it and in the night before if we gave it to this bigger I use less reasoning now. What's his name is someone like none? I don't know no strive to make it right now. I know that you know me very safe, very save Joe. I'm still trying to make you gotta. Indian majors goes. Would you don't upset. I was like now because the way wired is. I need to get to that level, Well, I'm getting jobs. I don't deserve that. You say that it is seen by you wouldn't say his name merrily planets April you're, not because he knows who he is no he's out there listening when you're better than your better in the audition. The him you did this better said about. You know, that's what they're telling me what your agent
none of the casting people are telling me about that. But I don't wanna fuck you No now sure I'm positive positive. So would I get to the point of this. I refer reserves like do when you get to a certain level. You get shit, you don't necessarily, he probably even though he was gone out for the show, thereby lay out. We got a new contract and we heard you could do it. Yeah, maybe, but that this industry? What you get a certain point, you git gigs, you start getting. They watch your pack as blew up. You people send you stuff, you know ass, how this whole thing works, and so my mentality is. I need to get to that point. People start given meet. There in? That means working hard at work, a great working, harder building my brand new and stand up I'll. Do that don't ever say billion brand? Don't say that ever get building my brain? Don't do it? Don't? Ok, don't look, that's some nonsense, talk they throw around brain you're. Building your brand man paid I really love with you doing you're through with your brand, that's alcohol
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risks that are like that. I cannot look like the fact that I do stand of com. I also do cage fighting commentary. Doesnt supposed exist right, but created, but it exists because there's a slot I got lucky, There was a slot there. You now that this existence sport exists than I have an understanding of it, no deep appreciation for it and then the comedy exists to when I like that to like you, don't have to do comedy nobody has to calmly. But for me, as you could do that, but then, an amazing like with like way Aviano Switch when I came on. This is such a big show. It is to show people getting nervous. I talk to a lot of people to come on the first. Get nervous come in Asia, but also yet all Boozer, whether they are, but what's amazing is do you ever think about like if someone is on you shall literally whatever this selling or light you'll get somebody on the show that becomes a regular and now they're selling out across the country? And that's pretty, may the power of that you hold you know
which is great, which is great, which most me away that you know like the last time. I saw that I remember you know I was at Chelsea lately at the beginning of it and when shows at its peak I say: Chelsea lately, Chelsea Handler was the mare, idle of comedy, if you are on that show, I didn't even do stand up like literally out three months in I would bring five comedians then do like Ten minutes in between everybody and bring and sell shows because that was our nations. That's how much power like she brought committee is that, where retired back she brought in, that was the first I'm I saw like one show could be: so powerful in a niece audience where, if you love comedy, you have sell out all these people Jones, while as hot and now it seems that this shows that, like community wanna hear in there just selling out all over the place, and that's that's a tribute to you, man in your audience how they're so passionate about you and I'm not here to kiss you ass. Well, it's just not not bullshitting p.
But you're not having people on that suck yeah. I do need your bat, like I try to go after like to get guys. Aren't I guys. I dont know here about em Andrew shawl today. I don't wanna hear about these guys from New York and people. People tell me: hey gotta, see this guy's gonna fucking funny Joe list. The alot of people told me get these guys on and you know. Look I'm up whatever I can do to support comedy. I'm a fan, I'm afraid of comedy. I love it even if I was never doing even over decided right now, I don't ever, tell us jokes on stage ever again, I will always watch. I love it. I love standard I'll? Always love stand up, so I can do something to help stand up and helps comedians be successful and helps encourage. More people try it because I think there's thousand and thousands of just onyx Lord stand up across the country that is never take chance? Never do it never. Have anybody encourage them, never think about about doing it. Have you ever
Let us say I think it's a superpower a really do, because Senses are so high. I've never been in a situation where, when you're onstage you're saying your act, you're thinking about some mouse, Your hearing conversations lay like your hearing away. Just take an order, and your noticing what people are doing like it's almost like and out of body spirit, lie in. I can't think of any other. Normal time do out today that whatever happened, where its pretty amazing what you're mine can do when you're on stage. We have to train it Oh man, that's one of the reasons. Why do so much stand like even for me thirty years of doing, and I still have to do stand a four day week. Disdain afforded oh yeah, if I don't do stand, affording pillar I'd take a week off. That's fine, nothing wrong with it. We all take a month of nothing wrong with that, but to stand there time to roll again we're gone four days a week Granting two to three thousand nine you gonna go to.
Wednesday, Thursday Friday or you gonna Wednesday, Thursday Friday Saturday. That's what you're doing and that's the only way to do it, because if you don't with that way. You don't do three sets an eye to sets an eye for sets a night. If you don't do that, you, never stay. You gotta get the laser beam sharp and the only way to get that debt, home fuckin samurai sword edge. You gotta constantly be doing it. It's you that thing that you're doing we're talking hearing all these things, but concentrating on what you're, saying and being in the moment. Yes, the most critical because they know when you're not the moment they somehow another. No one you, you could see the same words the same inflection work. That's what making about it. That's what I love about it and they are I love how you could do too that's in a night and get its home We differ reaction, it's so exciting, outside our relatives. I use Zagreb one night he had a great set in. When you didn't have to get up as it is, is
to a grocery store. I got on my just to get a lab. I just I need to get out of my gun. Either we get one love because you can go to bed on a bad show tunnel is amazing on Pike S travel document to do in a park. Oh, you would be so good. He started it he's already. A logo he's got it. It's is calls it too. Donna where I could have his ship s, a simple tat. He is so finally, Manny he's characters. Is such a good due to two sicker good dude? You know who's whose, whose a person that that, I know you're so established. Now you get scrub whose person that, like after they go on you like shit. I gotta bring it. Is that still that, for you cause you're crowded, sunk about it with everybody, but I dont think about in terms like oh shit, I, like comedy the ethic Two following people like comedy, enjoy it, go on stage, happy laughing and then do your stuff, because it's you working on in anyway. It's good right, if you have you,
enough time and enough effort enough care on your craft put together an act, it's good. The people can enjoy it. So dont worry enjoyed. Give you like That's why I brought joy deals and the role of me for so many. Because I knew that he was just Jeanette Iraq, that place and by the way, but when I went on stays there already already in a great mood. There are laugh at the laugh and hard this the keys to Everybody should have a good time. Man body, including your opening act in the middle. You want murderer. To go on for absolutely. I you know like the comic suffering are as well known but LEO flowers, net, Guerrero, Lando Labour, but I tell you any room they. Crush they crash in one way for great Alex, get grave. It is like playing gotta, see, em, they gotta see. Em absolutely is a lot of guys out there. The people just haven't seen with their good in. And I love coming in after energy. What about what about the first time you went after a bit comic when you were first starting any did well any kind of blow you away.
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They were done. They were done. There ready go haywire there were there cry and hold their body like Jesus and then I'll get on, say some nonsense avoid globally the border go eat. They just leave and that was the reality of time at the calmly store we're myths, he would she wanted. You to know you ain't shit, you don't get crazy and you gotta figure out how the fuck can you go on after all these murder, or when did you figure it out to the long time at a nominal? I came here. I was only six years in a comedy so I really didn't have any seasoning as I was really like a scrub it. I was like! I had some material I had like. I could do an hour on the road, but it was half it was bullshit. I was trying to feed our buys a few good bits, but they weren't good enough, and I didn't have the confidence on after a marked Lawrence or Dice Clay, or anybody was the good. You know anybody was really famous. I would get nervous or Jesus, you know it, but that's that but be through that
I figured out a way to do it in. I figured out a way to go tat. I have to figure out a way to grab people and let them know that I know the situation yeah. I got this unknown. Fuckin loser has to far more lords. What a thrill, what a thrill was there, but I get up inside material for like bombing like like inevitable bombing in red organizing the bombing in addressing it with all the rest, the audience and our peoples are laughing. You know I got, I had a file prior for five weeks, RO when he D, how many sort of communist, or he was really sick and dumb a great mom, Marilyn Martinez, her husband and chewy, who was the door guide Comest or used to help Richard prior to the stage, and it would take forever
cuz. I would walk him to see. How is that losing control his body, and they sat him down there to crank the microphone up to like as loud as it goes with you hear the feedback and he would drink, would probably wasn't supposed to be doing. Cuz he's on medication, drinking and just just talkin, and a lot of it was released, because you realize like wow. This is the greatest comic of our time in their lives on the wall here studio I mean he's if he's not the greatest ever. He certainly in the conversations like who's. The greatest I don't know, but there's a and full of like it is super important pioneers is Lenny Bruce and there's rigid those are the two top. In my opinion, they are the ones that the most important for the art form is obviously George Carlin Kennison and
go down the line and Eddie Murphy who we're talking about now to show to still to this day, I think was when they all time grateful I go. I was telling you before I got a chance to talk to any like two years ago, came out what a serious movie more dramatic Africa. I forgot, the name of it, but is really good in some are being account as I. Why haven't you shot another special any goes after put too much my personal life in it and I'm not ready to do that yet again it got a hit me where you know, if you go back and visitors company talked about Israel, I ve talked about his parents. He did a lot of what richer prior did. He's very personal and yet are merit Eddie Murphy lots gone on in his life over the last fifteen twenty years, and I think if he didn't address things when you hit the stage people go, why didn't you talk about their where Chris Rock Kevin heart. They will address whatever stories out about them and go full steam ahead, and I think Eddie Murphy probably respects to craft too much ways. I I can't do it half way. If
going: gonna do a higher percentage, not gonna. Do it that's what I took that conversation from him TAT makes sense and also just think about, has to the best specials, probably ever made back that, like the two biggest wherever they still. No, gotta go go like people still can say nice. If not as people still clear, though no look at it, you look. You is an all time great, even if he never does a joke again, but he still God that's, which creates a hundred percent. God generously that thing that he did where he was roasting bill cause. We went away his honorary degree dude. His timing was sharp, like you were like. Oh my god, he could go. Do stand a bright now, but the pressure of that, because here two specials it's kind of a guy compared to doktor dry after doctored re, made the crowd now is going to come out with another one, and then it got to a point where: how do you backup? I mean the greatness of those? specials. I mean it's to live up did not see any ever couldn't, but people are always
the man remembered, delirious and raw. I wish he was like that. And I think that's the mere mean- maybe I mean you can make download limit about a lot guys did keep going. You know the outer armament know those guys what those guys I kept go and have a delirious raw. You know, like too, that word that I remember first hand, want a movie theatre to see us. In that comedy special two times delivery in raw light? Who does that Kevin heart? Does it but like that you're? That was my first? Oh, my God, Eddie Murphy on the big screen and those are locked in the history of time. People gotta, Those two stand up special for raw for sure Lerius, I think was on HBO. Wasn't I don't remember was wrong,
Delirious was on one thing was an HBO special, our movement. I think Raw was in the move. Rob ok, so robbers in movies. But it's a kid like me: go to the movies to see it and he was so big at the time and just to follow. Those up tat might have been part of the problem with him to my got two big that happens to certain convenience, to happiness. Timor. Yeah see. Martin talked about that. I mean anything either. One of us is arrogant, understand how famous Eddie Murphy is like what has led to building Murphy at that time. Nuff we will now? Yes, people see em, they get weirded out. I got withered, I wanna Madame, they put it in theory for years after they had an HBO, we risk yeah yeah a discussion, at an HBO or a movie theater film. He did. He did a us up rather than Dice Clay had a movie theater, one Gabriel Glacis has done one that's been. The movies course given hard has to spend a few.
Price of Dunham in the movies, but yeah I remember, like you, know, Kevin Hearts was gray, but for some reason, maybe because I was a kid I it was so big to me. Somebody to me was like an event, yeah. You know I'm older now go to sea Kevin Heart and movie theater. But when I was a kid stand, it was in a vent. I want isolate like tat. Yeah because you're getting you here and curse words in your hearing Europe did his days. Reciting stuff from in that's a lot of comedy specials, you don't know the way, thirty years later, yeah. Well, I the first special I ever saw for sure was rich prior Levin sunset. I thought my parents took me said you: were there No! No! No! No watching the movie the jail in the movie theater, my parents to agree, and I couldn't believe it, but I had no were seen anything that funny. I couldn't imagine it! hard today for on any,
want to understand what it was like to hear that stuff back and whereas seventy nine One was a woman's life on the sunsets trip to that Bear Joe about the fire, the inspiration he was doing, jokes about burning himself and crying love engineers delirious. What years released and eighty three was really live in the centre. Children live in regions that tape donated to really case I was able to tell you that make sense here to tape it twice normally thirteen ozone. Three would be forty five thrifty. Fifteen or sixteen years old, see. I was why I was nine So I saw I saw both of those movies, and I remember I remember Richard priors like while Eddie and Richard you. You could tell
Eddie studied Richard because they had all say mannerisms. They had a couple of the same jobs to just in a different way. You know what I mean, so it was kind of a thing where fell in love with richer prior examples I first six, I was nine am I saw sunset Strip, and then I saw the documentary where he had to shoot a two nights in a row. The first the bombed and eat everybody come back the next night and ass, the one they shot he's yeah he shot. He shouted two nights in a row. First, one he apologized crowded wasn't going well and the second You said you need to come back and we're gonna try. This again and so I would you want the same crowd because he felt like he did a disservice to them. Without so where the Mirage of Access and yes any more as true hundreds, it this documentary. We do believe it. I believe it. I I mean that's what was in the documentary by a colleague who want the same crowd to come
Why have the same material unless he stopped short? What do you do He'd have been what was wrong with him He said it was his off line. It was him. It was him and it goes in a We're talking about the first like fifteen minutes of the sad or twenty minutes as it did not go well and he just stopped in and said. Look I'm not bringing it tonight. It's off! You'll come back tomorrow. Jesus Christ and they come the cameras and they shouted the next night, and that's it that's what you have in eighteen, so nineteen, eighty three, I was either fourteen or fifteen, and I areas are committed to this, two sewed reverie and eighty three. Ok, eighty two! That means I was fourteen. I was a kid I was either fourteen or fifteen, which makes sense, argumentative fun fact deftly. No pre pussy, for me, see right at a train of thought, forgot all or most of his material apologize to the audience and end the show early leave in the audience angry prior pull themselves.
Other gave a much better forms. The next night. Most of the footage in the film was in the second performer. There completely messed up his performance during the first filling in the show yeah, but that doesn't brought the same audience back? Why documentaries said well, because if Only one show would mean that it shoot too, show specials like daily. Take one night boy said: they'd filmed one from that He found it again the next night right, so that crowd I mean, I don't think a crowd. He get a crowd anywhere, in the document setting out, maybe he told everybody because he felt so bad that might well here. Is you don't stop to show he stopped to show, as I ain't jar and he brought what the documents as he brought the same, rob back the next night and murdered and us what you saw. And I still remember that's what I mean does to light a raw delirious and the sunset Strip leverance it forever.
It will stand out in Mamma mind is it's just amazing and then, like billboard, special, the black and white one s, incredible incredible No- and I just I love comedy of people with jokes that I know I never could do like that. You know. I don't like what, because I'm a family commitments. I never watched like theme. What does it mean to me? I talk about family most of the time language. You you, don't. I told her stand and watch how off knickers our show twice. Maybe what Woodward's use shit here say: fuck, no no now but yours and realize freakin this freaking guy. If so that now don't say frickin whatever we do Frick, that's it more offensive to me than fuck. Yeah. I just know it frickin guy. It's not my I'm sure, cursor couple times in this pod, but I dont it's not my normal conversation. I got a
even when I'm hanging out with my duty, I dont whirling cursed at much here now sensitive. It's it's a lot going. I am my kid, I'm so sensitive that don't you train show you changes Shit Eddie What city and biological change? Also live? You girls, you all girls, it's also its recognition. Change like you, kind of understand life in a different perspective that I don't know if it's really available to you. If you don't have children, I don't think it is right to I know how to everybody else have kids on that. One of those zealots it says. If you have kids, you shoot. I don't. I think, that's offensive. I don't think that's what life's all about. I think you can effect. On a very meaningful way. Never have kids there's nothing wrong with that, but I think from me at least four,
being the cave man than I am it's like is very important for me to see these little girls grow up and become you now. Human beings that are interfacing with the world and getting, an understanding of what that means, unlike realizing that if you can do just a little bit to make the world a slightly better place, that could greatly affect all the people that your own children will come in contact with his well and they can actually affect other people and have those other people treat the world and indifferent way and treat people with more respect and be nicer to people, and we can have a better world for everybody. Why your kids, my everybody's kids, the thing that struck me right away as soon as my son was born is never have the feeling of you. I wouldn't its citizens. I would I for him lucky as soon as I met him. You know I would die
Susie touch me so goddamn prints on either for you, What is its view of Europe's presence? Can't you see what about that guy? You talk about a super powerful fuckin entertain. One of us a human being. I remember I was a kid. I was deliver, newspapers are driving around and I was listen to attic a set of. I want to be your lover. We Alec his first big and I was our holy shit lesson of this guy. Like listen this guy and the covers this him with his long. No shirt on looking beautiful in the current. What is he like what is going on here? I was almost you know it s like fucking, eighteen or something I was almost like turned off by the cover. That's it right. There are ya
This is. I am not saying this uniform case dream got. There must have been weird feelings rate and there are listened to. I would listen to. I want to be your lover: nose, like God, damn what an unusual dude did you see purple rain, I'm sure yeah course like that whole more stay, Apollonia lay down wanted to meet Prince Eyebrow Bottom overcoat, disabled a long overcoat set some printed. Where where you too old for the Michael Jackson Data I had a thriller nada or that I thought it was Michael Jackson. Thing was interesting because I thought is obviously stunning. Incredibly talent, her father, but he was so weird and so unreliable in every eye like so oddly feminine and childlike, even those in its thirties. It was baffling to me. I was like I get that he's.
Super town to the and then, when the plastic surgery serve habitats, faced are changing and morphing. Unlike this is strange, did you ever see either one in concert? No, no, I never saw nor prince. I saw Prince now was amazed I had an opportunity see prince at the Hard Rock CAFE and I blew it. The hard rock in Vegas blew it? I should have seen em I never thought I'd die. Yeah That's what I'm saying everybody now geisha Tom Petty is another one. I never saw Tom petty. I went to others princess at the palladium. For you, is it going on a random seven nice there isn't anybody there. There is. Maybe five hundred people there really hole for was empty. I don't know why nobody knew at or something they didn't announce that the right time it didn't make it to twitter whatever it was. I only heard because my friend work Islam is well, I think what we're looking at Prince now we're looking a prince as like a dead legend. I mean he's a legend
go on and we think of them is, like God, damn it. He was so good, he had so many great size, but I think back then Peter thought of Mass an older guy that they would didn't really care as much about anymore, who hasn't put, Rail, relatively popular museum, for quite a while, turn into an artist. I guess they could say where the music was just for himself and he wasn't really is not a new. Yet there was a new smash hit. You know there's some guys right that one of the things, you can use less relevant. Is it he's constantly putting out music constantly puts our stuff the people love. He constantly puts us stuff that smashes and some guys lose their enthusiasm for productivity. The prolific. They are highly lose that and then they don't put out stuff anymore than they become like ROD, Stuart. The rights to I'd like to see ROD Stuart, I'm a giant rods toward fast like it when Maggie may comes on the radio I get excited, I learn that goddamn song. I love a lie.
Of his music is even but how many because we are at the same level. You sell out the stable centre around you. You know, you know when you, I know yours, workin on. Can you come in on the show and then found, even though United? Ok not word, if you want to do it, but I don't want to put any pressure on anybody absolutely not necessarily know their podcast with the best place for someone for everybody, then it might not be the best place. Just talk about shit, but dvd better. Just do music. Did you get to talked him at least on a phone or what item yeah yeah nice guy? Let me tell you, man he is so opposite. Has persona like on the outside, like that you see in like in gossip magazines and on tv I used to Hamas has done the West Foundation Chicago Alot of people. Don't know the good he did in Chicago if they had perfect attendant see would go there every year. There are huge. Concert, bringing light com in all different type of Chicago artist. Here,
bus everybody in from all over the city. Ass, though, a frequency for all these kids that, had a perfect attendance is get his interview him that way, because he sat at that time, at that time, when his mom was still alive. He's such a down down to earth and actually shy and shy like he's. Really she s a wet, and this is the time I was see stories about em yelling at sway. I think you're like this is not to do that. I interviewed lose ease. Volatile knows all over the place. Yet that's part of why these are two explosive artists. Are he's incredible, incredible guy those the people think different about stupid apple, add think different yeah, there's people that really do think differently differently. That's one browser that apple add two english climate,
but these there's people out there that just have a different via their. There are different frequency, their different wavelength they're, the ones you create great shit man. He has a gift. I mean he is in a lot of you. Whilst I got he's out, there is definitely out there do yeah the genius yeah. He is a genius he's doing something in a different way and that's that moves are cultural, long! That's what it's like! That's what, when you're doing stand up I give you if you're nail on somethin, if you really locked down something imposed. You put out, live on the sunset trivia or a delay I assume that you change in culture. You hear me gay people. People are going to spread out in these ripples. Yeah, I'm gonna go to their job and the more they like. We saw Michael Yo Holy Shit as his joke about his cat and whatever the fuck. It is wherever the joke, as people be cry and laughing, and that these ripples too, that is, pause, ripples change thing. It's amazing that like when you do stand
like what I love about it is when I was just a whole. Doing the entertainment shows I would go into castings your house go ahead now being a comedian, it's the most. I will say that is the most respected thing in our industry like I was always the most balls yeah. I was on the set of modern family when the show was huge and the actors like? Oh, my god, you do stand up. How do you do that and there on the biggest television show at that time, modern fame, even actors, respect so how castings of age I go another go always are yet the improper we saw. You hear there and you can host. This is amazing, you know so just the respect you get from doing good comedy. You know it's! It's better to me than a Taylor Swift on stage, because she has a whole ban. She's having a bad night. She can kind of like lip sinks
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