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experience trying my day Joe Rogan Podcast, my name all day, an the arisha fear we're here sober October yeah. We had a lot of smoke. Cigars smoke, cigars, let's fucking bend the rules a little. I have three in my trunk at two right is a good. I was smoking cigars with run the show people going be mad at us? This is using tobacco products. You're told Well, they can suck my cheese they can or it can. They can suck my cheese but they're fucking, stupid rules. She hard enough. Okay, she's, give everyone time you weren't you weren't for a month yeah. I remember that yeah and all those people like you have you have sex, don't do with sex you like do it, I'm not playing your game. I'm doing a thing for myself doing my game rules. I start working out or were you doing

dude you gotta, do legs they're not doing anything. Can you give me two times yeah well My overdue and I sell is another problem with just with with just interacting with people online. There's always going to be. Someone is upset at you for yeah mad at you for trying for anything a. Rather I don't try anything, no matter what you doing to someone passed yeah. We can do it such a crazy place. The internet also crazy, and that's where we make. That's really really is really is nuts, it's just light phone now, income is coming at the end of October, I'm trying a regular phone this month, the regular yeah, so under number new number, no yeah. I got yeah like a real cellphone, smart phone. No, I got a new number into the regular flip phone, but the old number I'm keeping it on on a smart phone, seeing if I could handle it for a month you can handle it I don't know signs are not great already it's the.

Can being alone and just kind of flipping through well after walking dead and flipping for, like almost double screens, my daughter has a phone now, but she has a little thing. My young, my middle daughter, not like the older one, other ridiculous, but wait. She has a screen limitation. She can only use a screen. Could you turn it off? Can she yeah it's not just one alarm now she doesn't get too. We do it, so she got an hour yeah then what happens after the hour stops working? What stops working everything except phone calls your phone calls and an hour total use. See I need that, but I can't find it like that. So how does she not be able turn off 'cause? You have the passwords for it yeah. So I just gotta. Wait just don't give yourself the chance to do the passwords. Just just put it in an hour when the hours on over just accept it in your head. That's not going to happen. That's crazy! Talk, Jamie TIP! Later, that's crazy talk, doesn't work

power or for kid, maybe no matter what the time limit is as soon as you see like times up and go well, let me sending this one thing, I'm hoping that Bert and Tom Paul say that we cheated already because and we're good to the first year, everybody to dinner somewhere. Somebody said cam bucha. There were like huh rg? Let the guys do that right now. This is cheating because I'm done yeah, that's cool. I'm out. One of the great things about our contest is there's no real ramifications. Other than talking you know like Burt came in last, but what happened to him? Don't have a door, nothing. Nothing, which is he just talked we get stuck in all I do, is talk shit and then dealt with no repercussions. We all knew that we couldn't lose to Bert. That was a massive motivating factor for every but including Tom. When Tom came back and he ran thirteen fuck, he was done on injury. He was done. He got really sick, come true yeah. It came back in the day back here and thirteen fucking miles to try to catch up and he did catch it. The catch up in passing browser. What are you doing?

It's important Why don't you do? Is there belt issue or no? The belt? I feel like there's no belt, because this is not a competition is here. This is the, problem. The problem we're explain this folks on the sober October podcast, which is right after this but the problem is we none of us, have the time for the competition. I can't go crazy. Why? Let's different this year last year, I'm too busy is question, is your schedule not exactly the same as it was less just more podcast for sure? Are you doing more podcasts, more podcasts and other various activities outside of the podcast and then the heat that I took from my family? Like my kids, didn't see me

a month yeah. That's why I thought I had some sort of chance. You guys had to be home, but I forgot that you guys also have gyms in your home yeah. I have a full gym. I had that twenty four hour gym. I would go to yeah on the way home from cell as what I get some ice. We, yeah. That's a good move! Well, you, when you first figured out that you can just watch a movie in that that distracts you enough to do cardio and get some cricket armors. Also, that's pretty smart, because that does distract the out of you. It makes it way easier, yeah I would just post my workout would just be the movie that I watched tv, Marti HAI from the cigar failure right, I feel like we were out I'm, just hoping Tom and Bert coming in a smoke would do I smoke cigars. I we're doing the cars as well I don't know you guys wrong old Tom and over with cars, but let's just win one football. What was blue stand on the platform together

first place, you have to complete: let's have a dance off for first place, come on dance off when he was talking to dance off. I was like he's just going to take his pants off. I know what he's going to do and then he did video and that's exactly out here today is Van. That was a big jaded first, two years in a comedy when he was said he was terrible. He would do the pants off thing good moment out some birds doing now. Twenty eight years in the comedy should stop the, but people get mad. If he's, if he doesn't think shirt off, I know he's a trap. I be bad too. If I would see Burke pressure his final time doing stand up in my city. Let's now Ben is loud, it sounds like it's a law turn it on here. Does it I can hear to the headphones? Is it because of the cigars, head rush office cigar? That's what I'm saying we're high do with cheating we're fucking for sure cheating. I don't know what I'm going to do this whole. Can the Yankees are going all the way I'm going

the Yankee Games, where we want to take a drug test right now, like elevated levels of nicotine, and we should be doing so bombed October? We really going for it the other way. We could talk to those guys into it. Let's just switch it up. You guys some whiskey meals really go hard mushrooms every other day, yeah! Imagine what kind of person you would be at the end of the month. We did mushrooms every other day. Can I tell you a story sure? So I went to a music festival and there was this guy who had a lot of my had never done any mushrooms, and this guy did mushrooms for four straight days. Four straight days hit today was like we do Muslims again and they're not going to work. Do you really have to twice as much just kept going third day kept going just much emotions four days didn't touch his phone at all, didn't touch it had like four percent battery. The whole time was off. And then turned it on and you and he had to work. He wasn't going.

In the Monday. You know he'll work from home. They gave me some shit and just looked at his phone after being on shrooms or four days he looked at his phone. You just see it rush into his head, like this thing brings me such fun in Missouri, and I had such a good time without it, and you can just see all that said as he just goes it launches it. Will he just chucked his? I phones for a six foot yeah who is such a great moment. You can't do much as they want to do is enter you get up. Yeah. Did you sober up after that and then now his crowd apologize other threat phone. His other friend went and got it and like held it in point out like no I'm holding this for you, it wasn't broken now it didn't break where you guys at. Is it dirt through it on it, was on a dirt.

Slash rock paffett could easily hit a rock yeah easily move of the case. I don't know and on out. I think what the point is that it do it. The new ones are supposed to be way more resistant to drop. I love how as soon as they came out, though, and if you job of more than a foot away, it's going to break this. New design the Iphone two thousand and ten. It is a weird thing right where guarantee you're going to drop it can guarantee if you drop it, going to break I'll, go ahead and tell Degrasse Tyson on recently and he's always got no case on his phone. That's the thing he marvels about the design, it's amazing design and what you do is you get Jamie Rocks no case because of Neil Degrasse This is big old copies to listen to it. Why would you say, but anyway, it came back and his fucking phone was broken, really had dropped. It 'cause. He pulled his pants off his jacket off or something like that, and it was in the pocket of his jacket and it felt

floor floor, the bike pulled Jack over Cal yeah. He didn't hit account for the search force of his pants coming down on the couch and torque. Yes of all. That and account so he has starry night Van Gogh painting it's always better. The thing on his back, the bag was found and little bits of glass were coming off it. You realize it was cracked like kind. I got a case out here, not smart, so smart that you don't have a case, but it is weird that we have this super expensive thing that everybody carries around with them, that if you do drop it, it will get fucked up yeah what he said New Fold funny, because the two thousand dollars was years ago use a pan or you can use your fingernail or anything else scratch. What's that's crazy? How to the Galaxy Fold yeah if you use a pen like you, can't use like that aspen and you can barely not even a fingernail, that's dumb! How do use it also flexible because it has to the screen just letting like it's not it's

does not ready as the second design. This is second iteration of it in the first iteration like immediately started breaking as soon as all of those you know those influencers, those you two guys like Unbox therapy and and K, H, T m k, B, H D. How do I wanna see take to be out and to be hd, so right got a lot of letters. Markets, Brownlee, anyways, awesome these guys. These you two guys that make these videos explaining all the details, technical details, these phones, they got them early and they all broke to withdraw so they had to send it back in they did a revision of it was supposed to come out in April, and now it just came out here in October and a couple people have broken ready. It's two grand you know it's so expensive for a for a phone yeah. Maybe One thousand two hundred bucks. I think I'm not buying it either. I don't like the fold. I don't like the whole idea about. It looks nice.

You have a tablet on. You is the point right at any moment. You have a full tablet. You can really tired, but it's not that much bigger than like a galaxy note, those things so big for Netflix videos on the go that light, I'm excited about the light to download download uber on it and stuff. Like that is that a couple app, there's yeah there's a ride, sharing app, which one, I guess probably over right, there's. Some maps is apt, like this. That's pretty good! This works.

Mission outside no one saw protected. This is the galaxy case. It's a special case. It has like a little song. The thing about this is my note. So I have a note now and I have an Iphone, but the note, the S pens pretty sweet, my ally as a lot lot of sweetness to it. Yes, but you do right on it, yeah right notes on it, but the the thing about this thing, that's very impressive. There's a lot of a lot of things, the size, the fact that when you have it open, it has an imprint in in in screen fingerprint reader, but there's no basil slightly that what's a bezel is no outer rim on the outside. This is all screen. There's no sick black line around the outside edges of right and right now, just all screen is one little button on the top one little hole on the

shop for the of selfie cameras. I'm excited for Joker yeah looks, looks pretty good. It does a pretty good everyone. Joaquin Phoenix was pretending to be crazy yeah. What was that you can sort of tell at the time that he was sort of pretending, yeah yeah he was he's, he's had a character who's doing for a documentary yeah. It was like what what is this? I don't get it. Do you see the guy from Empires speech like interview S Yes, yes, yeah! That's almost like he's, not pretend like he's. If he's running he's doing a better job out there Ma'Am Joe Walk when Phoenix, what is Terrence Howard yeah, our of life well Terrence, Howard, the guy who interviewed me for rolling stone, told me that Terrence Howard is like a legitimate genius like his are you talk to the guy who has absolutely broke? Maybe figure pull out. I think it got high as fuck on DMT. That's what it sounds like he's talking to figure it all out yeah. It does sound like that right, one hundred percent, yeah yeah- it all makes sense, but the inability to explain it just kind of like it's all connected, but he was not explain.

Make it very well, but very articulately like he was using. It wasn't like nonsense. Talk right, he was like. Oh, this is like shockingly coherent for a ridiculous thing to say, you say, Shane, to talk about what happened to him, Shane, which one show MAS no I fell yeah. I know I had my back, which which which what happened to him, though, which is, I think, he's a mushrooms every day for a month or DMT every day for a month, and they also cover himself and I'm getting the terms on, but maybe syrian rue, so this shit couldn't come out of the system. And a little bit, not there. How long it was this maybe a year and a half ago. Okay, so I have a number that I before that, so we went The Roger waters who got tickets from Providence, went down there and he was like talking like he was like. I figured out these math Asians and he was like the whole there's a. I know, I'm getting

Science guy I get. This is ridiculous, but understand why you wouldn't believe me, but I can like figure out to the point where mathematicians are like. I never thought of it. That way. He's like I don't understand how it's possible, but I get why you wouldn't believe that yeah he was like he was You know when you're coming out of a mushroom trip, yeah for like thirty forty minutes or like not quite come here to get a foot in there in a foot out here. He was like that for hours and I guess for like months yeah he was just. Constant state of coming out of a mushroom trip. I did DMT three times in a day, wow, the the third time it was a really strong one, and it is Fuck me up for a while. I don't remember how long afterwards this is during the fear factor days, but I remember reality. The way I described it. The reality was very slow,

very yeah, very slippery. Like uhm, I kept thinking that cars are going to fly over the incoming lane crash into my car and kill Maine real, so yeah. I kept thinking like be really careful, but then I realized that what that is is like my ego, trying to protect me by making me aware of imminent threats and try. To reestablish its position as in that the chain of command, because of like the one of the things about really extreme psychedelic experiences that they dissolve the ego to the point we realize, like you, don't really matter like you're part of some crazy system. The only reason why you think you really matters because your biology wants to stay alive because uses inherent existential threats to your existence that have always existed throughout time and you know ultimate we though it doesn't matter because you're just gonna, live and die and probably live again. Hi again- and this is like this- there is a subtle yeah and your part of some

one of those guys at anytime. You like fighting it like you're, sick. It just means you haven't taken enough. I think that was like Terence Mckenna and one of those guys was like you just take more in the you can't fight it right. You're right, you're gone, you know yeah, but I was up for awhile really when I was functional I was but I was real nervous and weird it out by how long, how long weeks, maybe months, let's do three times in a day we were trying to do that on purpose or you just really for the first time is light I went in but didn't go into deep, but I'm I saw the visuals and lay there and I was like I got to the door and I could see through the windows of the house, but I didn't go inside the second time it just like opened up a fucking two since socked me through the center of the universe, and then it was

really really really intense, and then I did it again after that, because I loved it 'cause. It was so awesome. I wanted to do it one more time. I gotta do it more. I guess not enough vape pens, yeah, that's what we should do on November. First vape pens yeah. We should do DMT in the morning yeah in here you're going to be in New York. Oh yeah. Well soon, as we get back to my apartment, to it, there yeah that'll work, that'll work, yeah yeah here comes out those fights. No, I got wet.

Oh Jesus, yeah who's, getting fucked french style getting fucked over. They have kids member those gave no, not yet maybe this game over T shirts, showing America their other Dunlap on Venice Beach. I love those ago. That's oblique! It's such a crazy institution that works out half the time it is nuts dude. I was talking to my it's go. Friends is one of the we're talk about how long they've been in their place without their wife for kids, like how long it's been since they've, been alone in their house you know not on the road right and not with other white, but with their kids bike alone. One friends at age, ten years

as one alone alone and slept alone in his house, where no one else was there. Well, I think that for comics, one good really good thing about going on the road got to get this little resets Newey, miss them and come back yeah the happy yeah I I've. I meet guys that don't ever leave their family ever and they look beaten. This look and escalated and the shrunken quickly deflated, I'm sure some people do, and if you listen, you folk, you mirror I'm happily married. I believe you. Why is a mad? Then I believe you, I believe you I'm just saying I see a lot of people that are beaten down. People get annoyed with each other, but if, When I lived together, I need a break here and there, if you, when I lived in a two bedroom, kill each other be so mad at each other with that how long a month or even fast, we would be first of all I would be immediately saying: ok, this is temporary.

Where we're going to get around apartments. There's no way we can. We can laugh like this, but when I lived with Duncan in my Big House design for some time now could live with me six months. I think some of it helps if you know it is temporary kind of like summer, jobs were ok 'cause, you knew at the end of August. This is over, but then that first year, where you would just like working like there's no end insight to see roommates can be cool if they're cool right like if they pay the grant there. Never there that's. The best thing you can do is to never be there yeah or if they clean up after themselves. I always clean. That's big, that changes everything like if your roommate just leave their shit everywhere. It's annoying, even if they're not home, but if your roommate cleans up, then they don't leave shit everywhere. Then it's just a person that you really like that you see every couple of days like hey. What's up man, what you been up to that's fine, but this is kind of big and stretched out so Duncan over in this corner, and I was over in that corner, it was something with arcade. Oh yeah, cable lived in a separate house, though right

he did his job. He was like. I didn't really see much of anything, yeah hey. What are you going to do? I didn't really see much of anything that has been really cool to me. Didn't see. Much of anything. Ask me again: I'm loving this attention. I don't see much of anything, though I did an audition once with Cato yeah, yeah yeah. It was something that I was doing with the and some other guy that never won. The being made, but anyway we're all together and Kato came in to read for it. How should be stand up when on your way down? That's what going to be more. The last out of out of complete Chaudhry Daniels is doing stand up now. Pay yeah yeah they're all like well, you know just try this at the end. Well stand up. If you look no respect. But here's the thing. If they did it and loved it and respected it was gung ho for it. I have a unique opinion. I mean. I know a lot of comments, get real mad at people trying to do comedy yeah. I feel like anybody trying to do comedy is a comic yeah if you're respected and you treat it rough,

that's how I've always treated open. My have you are an open MIKE. In my opinion, you are the comic of the I sing, your sir. No, no, no that's anymore! No hello! So now hello are you? Will you walk up? Sorry? No! It's now! It's it's only Asians of a certain. Can we say even joke around about anymore. This is this. Yes, third there's been so many more asian jokes around the city. Lately almost seems like this is reminded people about whole angle yeah. This is a little bit of the door yeah. We should not be talk about because right now there might be ninjas in here in this room. Yes, that's gonna from that guy's, that's a guard that would totally cheer Richie blitzed of,

but now I really feel like anybody, but boy, a guy yeah, yeah tree Trans, whatever the you are, if you're doing stand up you one of us, that's how I feel me might be might be terrible. You might be on the on. You know your first couple of days, but You could eventually be my peer. I think that's why the store, specifically even as a slight prospect for the door guys because, like they go on to become the real comic, that half the real comments were door. Guys yeah, I don't know arch number so is like get your does. Maybe earlier yeah I mean you, don't can there's. Others are a bunch of P Sam Kinison Bill, Hicks they're, all door, guys yeah yeah. The store is a great, uniquely special in that way that it really promotes this. A lot of people. The improv too, though, that comics at all really I'm calm as I go, but the door like the store. Rather they make a big deal out of the fact that you can get spot lots. You can get those late night spots which are giant five minutes to open two. That's pretty cool usually never had that those are huge and you know you get the

occasional belly room shows and although you you get to meet guys like us, that'll take the road. We also see real good comedy night after night after night, Gentiles yep you to see the murders, the the they only grow a lot David wears. Black yeah is doing Kellan do you do that thing like intentionally fuck up for five minutes when he was doing thirties and forties. You know yeah. I was like five minutes to get everybody to kind of against them, not to touch the stuff out. Yep yeah, you do it on purpose, twenty Jones. He would do corny jokes also just go what else? What else to be like? I don't even know the guy. We just an actor yeah yeah. He would

just dig little else. What else I love that? What a comic does that? What else do that, if you could dig those holes and then dig yourself out, then you know that's a real bit right. A bit that dig you out of the holes are real bit: that's cool! That's a fucking shovel! You can dig a hole with that shovel. You know like titbits in a bit sore pieces of expression, but some of them are just tools. So whatever their tools like like it opening bits, I got out of bring bits were like okay. I need to detonate this door to get into this room clear from DNA the door ok now we're in you know, I mean like it's a tool is a tool to get the job done. Yeah, yeah, Jake Johannsen's, do this joke. I opened for him once in DC is a great guy. Yeah he's really nice. Really really nice killer stand up to never see that guy

now or never run, and on the road yeah mostly is but built his own house he's tall guys. I find they get showers a coming from over the fields of self or had somebody build. I mean I'm sure, someone built it yeah. No, that's not there at the rest of that would be up there in Unabomber in it yeah. But it's like all Lehman it's all falling apart, because I don't know what I'm doing I didn't have time to learn. Carpentry is like band AIDS over holds that image. He left me late night. Tape that supposed to stop leaks, put over keeps a boat load up. The bottom of the boat is filled with tape, but yeah he had some look at the very beginning and he'd go behind. So like you introduce something you go off, so I couldn't tell what he was doing. He just said it's good to be here at DC, and everyone laugh and how much? What is that joke that I asked finally socks the every night? I would do it and he would like to be here in DC and avoid laugh and I'm like I don't

see where there's a joke. That could only hear it so I ran out to the curtain opened up slightly, so I could see it's just an easy one. He just goes is be: and then I turned around. Looked look at the sign to to see. I get now because to my first job, five minutes, like don't judge any of that, yeah such as me get them on my side. It is working yeah cousin. Then I got him from Maine and then I can do whatever. I want this little tools. All the things to get going technique savers, you ever saver start off. Joke doesn't go away. Let me come over real, quick yeah. You always kind of those get out of jail. Free passes you Only got one or two of am and then it's like well now it's just going to be a full bottom yeah. It could easily be a full bump, but one of the most satisfying sets you can never have it's like you start bombing, and then you put your about yeah, the crowd doesn't like you and then slowly start to like you, yeah

yeah. Those are going out bit that, for whatever reason just turns them yeah. You know you said something I think is so true that this is a great time for real comedy yeah yeah, it's great comedies, dangerous again. Now it's so much fun people here, something like wow, it's back into these little basement rooms and once attacking it all the time. It's so great! You know when people get mad at you for saying something like harsh and you walked with that fuck you now because you know, like you, made some Catholic. Okay, they're? All I bought her because they're catholic, you know you've got a good. You know it's okay, because the only there angry at everyone else is laughing like crazy. Now the skin well. That is just way larger down their stuff and just like get a bunch of people angry, because that are cool enough to like actually like the stuff. It feels way more dangerous and fun. You know we should do with this podcast with Tom and Burke, we should do like buds training, bring in buckets of ice and just have vodka all

over the table to see if they'll be ok, yeah see if they tap their ring? The bell yeah? I could see Bert doing that we could talk Burton the ring. The bell especially time we smoked cigars. We got high, we smoke cigars, laced with from aldehyde yeah. Was that called charm kids get way? Did you hear about that lady? This has nothing to do with that, but she just got convicted today of murder. She walked into the wrong apartment. Okay, right yep. She thought this guy was in her apartment, she shot and killed. She said, let me see your hands and but he and for his one of his a quote who the are you? I see your hands now as shot him. I did hear that part, but I just know that she shot him and murdered him accidentally. She thought it was in her place. Yeah she yeah it's a it's a it's like a herder bikes crawling on the yeah. It was like damn, but it's just like I don't know. Why do you keep going to shoot it,

and I mean she can just don't shoot right. It is the guy ran at you yeah, it's like like. When do you shoot someone if you find them in the training bra, why unarmed people are getting shot. It's not even hey, go to SAM's real quick. It's not like that right! It's just like! got it wrong. At very least, you got it wrong. Well, I've said this many times and I think the vast majority of interactions that people have a police are now at the positives, no problem, yeah That's! Why you don't hear about them, but you hear about one every now and again: that's just because it's three hundred million people- and if you could you count up all those one every now and again it seems like this is just the assault on unarmed people. Don't listen to over over statistics. What's this, it's people that suck at being a cop yeah got to an fa specially girls, no no offense, ladies, but you you're physically weaker right, so you could get that gun taken from you someone's in your

house, you live by yourself, maybe- and you see this guy in your house, and use so terrified? Because, like it's like a monster like a big man, yeah like a monster to a yeah and, at the same time, that dude in his apartment not dead. So that's also not great. It's terriblr, but, like you not supposed to just shoot, people It was shipped in her eyes yeah. If she really thought that she was that's what I understand, how it's murder like what what what's the what's the accident isn't manslaughter like accident? Shooting is that any of that I wasn't not manslaughter yeah. You know, and I just was following the story a little bit. I remember for some facts from a few weeks ago that there are a lot of. There are at least three or four things in place here that were like made. It not seem like an accident really the door, for instance the door in those apartments I was reading like it shuts automatically says she I think she said it was like unlocked. It was kind of open and everyone that Sore nose

about that apartment that is not possible to store, should automatically behind you would have had to open the door just how could she open the door they've been shut, all the way I don't know, I think they had a relationship, maybe two hundred or so like that. What I do made the latter member in the facts, but listen you can't just say that, let's, let's go with this, let's start googling, I heard the we don't we're going to New Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh. Oh I heard this morning and he denied that dick after awhile is like no more dick for you yeah, I think it's a great time to be a stand up. I really do think it's dangerous again. Yeah people like it's like you hear something you, are one of the people just go to shows you hear something years like as audience. Members like war, as also the woke outrage, is totally worn off and has the opposite effect. Liquid Dave Chapelle, like you know, you can just skip Dave, spells new special of my.

We also I love the rest of the internet all coming together, just to respond to those people who should check out those people thanks exactly thanks, Bert too yeah, but Chappelle special. You know the whole thing with rotten tomatoes. They only allowed five different, woke reviewer's, take to get out of it and they gave it a zero percent, and then they released to the public and we all loved it. 'cause everybody was mad, like with the job, is to tell us what we'd, like you failed at that job. Their job is to review things and their ideology that they are forced to exist in is woke ideology. Anyone is worried, working as a journalist like in there's really and the Christians did when they used to review stuff for, like christian content, member that when they were right it based on how many kissing scenes are there? How many purses. Are there like? You, don't take You don't have to see those reviews. Those are like a separate peoples reviews well somebody.

Wrote something about it that I actually retweeted today seeking a fine it about the the connection between theology, the the d resemblances between woke ideology in theology. Third, there is so similar to save yes It's about compliance, we watch it doing it our way. Yes, our way our way put your hat, special underwear on its Tom. It's so so dumb hate. Even talking about it, I just like we're just writing jokes and doing talking good things. But whenever someone who's woke says something that's ridiculous. It makes for great comedy Richard Dawkins, yes stupid, I'm with doctors, is coming on the podcast soon to try to talk to him the righteous in localized, Vangelis and Social Justice warriors click on that, so I can get with the actual. Why a Van This is social justice warriors trigger me in the same way. It's I'm like you got to do it my way, shit, it's the right way,

it really is yeah. Well, it's about compliance. People love compliance, they love getting other people to fall in line yeah and they get scared when people are just out there doing what that, whatever the they want to. Do that, that's that's with everything man, that's with their die. That's with the way they behave. That's the clothes they wear. People get mad, they get mad. If you wear your hat backwards, I asked my my friend, who is now run by asking for help. But the thing I'm doing in my hour and to look not just factually. I want to try to get it exactly right, right and he's like. No, I'm not look that up for you. Just you can make fun of the what that's not your job, you're right, yeah like I'm at the ridge you asking, but it goes now- I'm not gonna part of this mockery. Unlike you have even you ever seen it. Someone help you. I know, but it's like hard to find somebody who knows it knows that I don't have that. If you let that part of my life, you really won't help yeah, I'm like it shot up all you, religious people, all exactly save every religion. It's real

then what you want in terms of like not being embarrassed, it's a layer is that they would have something that you don't want. You mocking just. Let me out have information. You can hold it from Maine right like imagine. If there was something like that would stand up like no I'm not. I tell you how we write jokes just going to market. How do you get up at the store? How do you get it open mic tonight? I'm not telling you just going to block it, yeah, I mean I am going to Market- is going to be a fun way. How do you go from being an opening act to be in the middle to be in a headlock I'm going to tell you that I'm going to market it'll, be so crazy. Anything you can't mock his bullshit that I was so mad. I was like get fucked. It was like come off, don't use that language. You know, I'm a rabbi like eat my shit, all you religious fucks, are exactly the fucking same, I'm asking for help as a Jew, but how? How are you still would you? This is what something? That's always struggled old people that

non religious Jews, it, the rare people that can also be atheists yeah, it's Like you know, stand up is rarely are formed, it needs other people do exist. I would choose that rare, because you can see the cultural and and rational Jew, yeah yeah. Without being a religious Jew, but it's a racial Jew, but you could be born in Europe. Or you could be born in Israel. You born anywhere and be a race will do. But yet you, you are not religious at all, at all. The jewish is a religion. Judaism is a religion, both yes yeah. I talk about this and I do I do yeah yeah, the Jews stuff is a lot of like like it's all just stand up, but it's a lot of like stuff. You always want to know yeah. Well, you, member back when used, Tell me the stories and I'm like how are not talking about the stuff on stage wasn't good enough yet yeah for us, too, close to it, but so good that you waited to have really good at stand up, and I couldn't like really delve into all the absurdities.

Yeah really go into it in a way and know how to like ease out and like so Jews, don't feel attacked, and then it's got to be a rabbi out there. That will give you the fucking gotta find one. I've had rabbits come to the shows, and some of them have corrected my own stuff. So interesting. Thank you. I want to get it right, find those guys yeah yeah. I gotta find him your friends. Name, he's lame. Fucking he's always also trying to get me to come back he's always demeaning me, like. Oh yeah, we come back to the fold. I don't mind in a nice way, but not like up here. Wasting your life. Listen. We can cover up your bald spot with a nice yamaka, yeah exactly height, get you us the one that all the ladies like Europe server friends who don't understand your life. They like what they insult you on your like. No that's a good thing: yeah yeah freedom yeah when they like you, drunk at five am on a week day. Yeah yeah right is not awesome. It was great. I got a guy got a ride, I'm responsible I'm a really long road a long time ago and you wrote like people you coming home and

buddy like leaving and then like cut the line with. If you could sum my think, will blow your mind. Super self righteous about their choices, people like to feel like if they're getting up early and you're coming home as they're, getting up that somehow another they're doing better than you yeah. That's not true. You could have had most fucking amazing night ever pussy we've been doing watching golden girls and sleeping fuck you, especially as a comic like you can't tell like Mark Norman came in here with the clothes he was wearing the night before he came in here. I was out all night, slept till noon and made his way over slept till eleven or suit me as we are we able to suit on. It was great. I love it. I love the socket yeah man, but that's that's! That's our that's our religion, yeah! If I have a religion, it's comedy, yeah yeah for sure. If somebody tells me something I with a joke in,

yeah. Well, you know that's my thing. That was whenever I hear comic my instincts right now is when the can you believe this is ridiculous thing, even though it's not on my side of things, I believe you know like I said how to get angry and then I stopped and got wait a minute. Look at on the lands of their comedienne right, something and sometimes they're serious, but a lot of times like this is a joke. There's a tongue in cheek like duration on purpose or you or you, try something it doesn't work, you know, don't hold someone to what they're saying what is you know like this is it goes back to the same thing right, the shame, guilt thank He was just trying to be funny. He was trying to talk shouldn't be funny and you miss the people like it's just racist, MIKE yeah, but sometimes racism is funny. If you, if you, if you say it

in a way, call it what is called jokes about race relations, yes, jokes about race relations, which is something like can we talk about the end, is not one of those big taboo things each touch on it. Can't you to what races can you openly mock with? No, white yeah right in the end, I guess is going away. Indian and Chinese was an Asian, I mean yeah. You used to be able to remember yeah. It's a it's going away! Right now joke about Pakistan. Pakistan was about to go to war with India. He was like one of the fighting over who smells the worst, and he did this all the time- and this is like you know, early two, thousands, but he did that now people be matter, there is, but that's what makes it more fun to do their didn't so mad. Well, this dude was from Texas he'd, never been India or Pakistan. It's like no idea,

They smell bad. Okay, it's like it's like. It's very hard for no, it's not ever see a picture of a real racist somewhere. I got real raise, yeah and, like oh, do you remember what they just were mad about some other guy in bike. Buddy being racist and like guys, that's not even close, like this guy made it joking. That guys Yes, I know who is a racist when you accuse racism and they don't deny it they like yeah fuck them that is a racist person not when they were like no. No! No. I didn't really mean that. That's how you know they're not really feeling that way, but if you make a joke about murder, are you a murderer? Really, secret value are really, I think so wow, that's, there's certain things right, you're allowed to joke you could even you could. Basically, you could joke, definitely joke about fucking animals right. Nobody thinks you're really into beastiality. Well, what is all this stuff about like you, can't talk about race or gender, but he makes child murder stuff, like all the better.

Like it's a grand time for that. That used to be too harsh when I start comedy right at the combine and that was like No you're gonna ruin the room, but now it's back really child murder, yeah, yeah, yeah, school shooting set. You can joke school shootings problem, yeah yeah! If you do it well, if you do well, but if you don't it's still like a cheese sisters, I got mad a lot of people over that Lucy K thing. I got mad at a lot of people yeah, I'm not because what he said was great. You know, Lou said what you just because you push some fat kid away, irrelevancy relevant hero bit of other it's good or bad. It was. Let me tell you something if he was left alone with that bit turned up into a great bit. You would think I doubt he had not done comedy for almost a year, and this is one of his first sets back is trying to turn this into comedy and he could turn that into comet. The people were like it's not even funny. It's like ok, but if it was just about not funny 'cause that I'm not going to say whether it was or wasn't, I thought it was funny actually, but it's irrelevant, because

if I make an unfunny joke about traffic, no one's coming after me, so it's clearly not about whether it's right or not. It's got nothing to do with it. What's whether or not you should be able to make light of something terrible and you can't let somebody not fail that direction. There would be a fill in all directions. You should try to find the line Y understand regular people, not understanding that I really do, but I don't understand comma comma. I do understand comics, not understanding the process of creating material our disingenuous your date. I can understand it if, if you are say someone like is like a Jim Gaffigan Type, comic, that's never offensive and just like kind of you know, family friendly. Could anybody can go see Gaffigan hilarious, but you could take your grandma to sear with yeah worry at all. If he did a joke about a school shooting book like whoa Champ. But even then I would still say he's trying to find an angle yeah. Let him do it. What do you mean? Let him figure out the angle of people.

Don't laugh! That's in that's almost a light on the wrong. We talked Catholic and after that you like. How did I go for it if you like, not really going to try it again because maybe, but maybe it will pull it back and I've had a bunch of bits like that when I was like I gotta bail on this bit yeah like you, try and try it try. It just doesn't work, but that's the process. So now, if I'm a young comic, if I say can I come close the line, because if I go over it that's do any kind of blindly walking towards a line. If you go over it in that direction, you're focht, might be really be fucked forever. So I'm not going to come close to the line. That's not good, so not good! They want to it, takes that in and puts it in quotes and just right

out of a contact, takes it out of context and then write it down yeah it does it take to the tone of voice, you're, sure, yeah and all the things you said before that right yeah, I hate it. I hate it, but it's a good time that has really funny yeah. It's still a good time to stand up yeah, it's it's a great time for standing up, I mean look the fucking store sold out every night. I know some people like it's the end of like we talked about this place when they're not going to see any specific person they're just going to see end up in general. Those are marked and in New York MOB, the seller mama I get on at one hundred and thirty at the seller. Sometimes one hundred and thirty am on a fucking Wednesday, and people like is anybody. There cancel those no room did I was reading an article when I talk about Hannah Gas, be in the death of stand up comedy, I was reading it in my limo on the way to a sold out arena. This is hilarious. But to edgecliff look dude. I go

I guess is not going to be anybody there. It was special on Netflix. I guess it's all terrible huh. I guess there's no how many more yeah I I missed it. I think this is a girl is complaining. All you gotta do is just your phone. I know that nothing that shit exists for the most part here. Are there yeah? This embed should about somebody made a joke, an unfair level of punishment, but generally it's just like shut your phone. Is people being angry yeah? That's what the internet is anyway, it's a it's a really easy way for people to complain there. I I loved it. I is waiting for it. Did you see that video I made for so bombed October? Yes, so I was waiting for 'cause, I knew would come. People like this players were put. My friends. Are the points aren't the right this. We have to do more points for this at this point in time, just waiting for it and then I finally saw it was like this is very responsible, you should be ashamed of yourself, people real problems, and now it's just question of what percentage

people have that reaction, an one percentage, don't yeah, so it was only one guy, no one's going to listen if it was ten guys or if there's one guy, that has a big twitter. Following now I've raised like feels like the match. You ever see to those anger things where you don't quite get it. You know like sometimes you like, I the other side. I think it's too far, but I see the other side and then sometimes you like, I don't even know, Stan why this is even a a topic ever see those you know the ear ages, where it's like. Really, oh yeah, it's some of them. You just we see a week. Maybe yeah Duncan told me that half the Anti star wars tweets for russian bots I think they're trying to shove it under the radar the so that I don't like the idea of ring or whatever. So you just had people in the crowd pick bots go. I think this guy was terrible like in a real like admitted them. The real life brawl between two people to groups are just go into one to like the call to a five and then everybody turns around and gets it going again right right. These th

don't seem real a you know how much to take the wrong side. I'm like. I don't think you really care. If I show somebody whatever that first, one was for that for the for that GOSH Shane, a funny comic in my short of the back table cell. But what do you think of this to one of those? What comics, who said or people who are like? I think it's too far, if I showed that video, if they really didn't right. They were there so, but look at it in there we go that's Tom and that'll be the end of it right. That would be it, but they have an opportune the two services got say something up and let everybody know that they're on the team that deserves virtue. I cannot think guys take enough abuse. Some point you got to see the damages. Introduction does the people and it's like you, can a pile. It's covered he's been it. It is. I love I like recognizing who's going to always fold.

Snl will fold ambled that all comics to as an organization with a bunch advertises and apparently that was the big deal. They had a tape to the advertised, but my thing is: is kept the networks just call each other Netflix an fx and CBS and Hulu and Amazon and all call each other. Just have a meeting run it and We got to release a statement in the statement. Go no matter what somebody said in the past. We feel like sorry from here on in. We don't even know what the change is going to be about. We feel like we shouldn't be responsible to be judges and juries on that we've like we've, got the wrong too many times and if you guys don't watch it's up to you, but you got to take it up with the performer, the artist whatever and if they all just released a statement together, people just wouldn't go to them. They, to do that. Why, then you could just be like it ain't us, you guys 'cause, you gotta, take it up to the comic advertisers, use it as an opportunity for them to virtue signal and get more people to buy their product. They'll say we do not support this idea. That hate speech is some

seem to be casually dismissed there, but they won't because they're saying it's not even about anything. In particular, it's about were not getting involved in this, but somebody did in the other side or we're going to define it as we've been through those with rap in the fucking 80s. It's just we're not getting involved, I get it for a month, not touching anything. It just takes all the pressure off. You. You don't think of Amazon and Netflix, so I can, let's just all put it out together and then what do you want to be? The net It is. No, no we're gonna actually like boycott are comics if they actually do say something at a separate platform. Or do you want to be the network going yep? We also agree comments. Do whatever you want not here, it's not like you're, saying something to somebody in the hallway of sn, so you're saying something separately for the fucking six thousand followers you have to sign up for that shit, they're! Never going to do it. Why does it too? shout ridge you, but then that takes the heat off you. Then you have to deal with it from now on too dangerous right now are happy perfect. It would be perfect why you don't run a business it

they all should just do it never gonna. Do it. What is a wrist band? Yeah, one music festival yeah, I got it. I got get tickets for next year and once I know once I do I'll cut it off yeah you gotta get tickets for next year and then once you do you cut it off. Does that help you get yeah dude? It's all about. The mindset what is a regarding, work at that fucking thing off I tell you about well fuck, fifty years old. What are you doing? and now I'm waiting. It's good luck! Hey! I went to. Club in Germany in Berlin? It was fucking. So I would have a fire going around places: yeah yeah yeah. What was it? Ok, It's fucking that they do shit on another level. There I'm not into Edm and stuff but like it, was great as soon as you walk in it's like. First of all, you can get in. Oh my god.

Okay. The first thing you see when you get in is just a bunch of people on leather, worn out the goes from Friday night midnight until like Monday at about noon. Well, you just stay in and to Hell with drugs I just dance for like Techno and like house music on different floors will die in there. They must they must. They must go to art and have heart attacks yeah, whatever yeah they must know, but when you're down there, son of the third level, where there's no and just people just coming down, I went in like a day and a half, so it was like Sunday when I went so people just like out of it. Sweaty girls, with like two twos and like whatever there's a coat check. Yes, where somebody said somebody check, checked the GIMP one time yeah coach, but you can easily for me the fair. The first thing I saw I go in it's over well, maybe in my promoter, where there were like this is fucking too much at will like our get beers- and I saw this is a great do the way to

it is to wear all black or wear leather or just be with gay people. Gay people just get in and they make sure it's like a good time for everybody, and they make you put a sticker over your phone, no pictures they throw the fuck out. Do whatever drugs you want anyway, as soon as I see that there's a guy at the end of the bar, just getting jerked off as ordered by guy or girl by a guy jerked up by a guy, yeah, yeah and he's order, the beer out of it on drugs and still trying to get other hand is just gone, inside is an yeah a full like because that makes set the German yeah. I think I mean I don't know something it might have a numbers they might have it. I don't know what I was doing in the inside. It might have been open or closed. I could pop it yeah and then it's just debauchery. You just get drugs in the bathroom and

dance and dance and dance yeah. You see full like blow jobs going on wow. It's like anything goes. People are out with thirty, like dicks dicks out just fucking jump in and answer we gave everybody drugs, that's what they would do. Oh my gosh Good Times it was the best you just walk around and you go to the bathroom somebody right. She was looking for like anything what we try to get ecstasy, probably right, Molly. You know something like that. So many of us again when I was like I got enough for light promoter got to and he's like. No, no, I'm going home, I'm only saying to like three: I got my it's like soccer game tomorrow. Alright, so I'll throw this out, then I will just throw out the excess savings are fucking, relax. It took some and then we just start dancing man. It was so fun the music this is they like the best DJ's in the world like go down there and uh. When I show off yeah just like do sets yeah it's kind of like the comedy store kinda like the comedy store works like the best comics in the world, doing fifteen

books wow nothing to do with the money they're trying to show off wow, oh god, it was so fucking fun. They just had this like nightclub culture. They have like rockabilly bars there and then people dancing in the back. Do you, member when the early days, the internet, you would get porn from Germany, a huh? It was always from Germany. You gotta deal with every aren't here, just go for it! Why? Germany, like do you think, after world war, two, they just went crazy. No, I think that after World WAR Ii, I think after the Berlin call Phil. I think it's all reaction to that shit really yeah, because they're not really Berlin at least they're not really think about the Holocaust anymore they're. Thinking about that EAST West. That's our most recent massive right now, and that was what was that the eighties yeah yeah that was during the Reagan administration was Mister Roberts off Todd on the wall. Didn't I know I think I know somebody who had a piece of the wall I had one you could buy. The

sensors and stuff has wed, Sir, give you can also buy the poster of a guy with his like that, a group show I just like a little bit yeah, just like to hang out with a cowboy hat mmhm. You know Abercrombie and Fitch. You know the store number drop in fonts yeah, you know, go there. They spray you with some toxic chemicals yeah. You know the answers ago and it's still at the whole place is filled with perfume. It's really strange that used to be a place where you would go and buy like legit outdoor gear, and if you were going fly fishing see if you and I we're gonna, go down the Fucking River in Montana have accommodated Fitch was yes, that's what used to be wow places sell like kayaks and it was like flannels by the and now it's now it's just like dj gear it's all these weird hermaphrodite. Looking people like everyone is

everyone is like a sexual or weirdly thin to strange. You know gender neutral. You know to mean, like the girls, they all look like they're fourteen, the crying game, yeah all the crimes, that nobody knows, the crying game. Anymore does. It is one of the first transgender things we'd ever experienced a culturally the crying game that sign across street from the store on the Hyatt. That was another like a like. A gender neutral Asian lady, with a like a slightly less gender neutral asian Lady, where is that it's on the store, the one with the parking lot faces? You know there right now, John there right now, but is it it's just these two two asian models yeah, but they look like what the fuck are you a boy or girl yeah? But that's in now it's in. If people can't tell if your boy or girl yeah it's nice mysterious, so it's mysterious, but why is it in my people into that? I don't know, but but they are, but it would there into it for advertising, but the into it like

how many people like what is the market for, like people being gender neutral, looking who's going to like hey man, you going out tonight, yeah I'ma try to meet somebody. Would you trying to meet someone who I can tell what the fuck, I just don't want to know. I don't want to know I'm doing anal and I don't want to know when I pull their pants down. I don't know what the fuck to expect while you're looking for a boy or girl who cares what what but a whole says battles I don't care, I don't care if you're, gay or straight or trans or but the fuck ever ever last, just signed their first ever Trans gender boxer? It's a trans female to male boxer, and my first thought was this: guy is going to get lit up, goes and fights actual men.

Well, it was female to male yeah. Well, I hope they're. All images are gas may be. I do not. We saw its confessed. Naked rose battle to this. Is that that's a female to male really yep. Well, the shoulders does it ended the last fish and it had like a perfect track track teams do Trent mixed gender races, yeah, really races disaster. We did about it. Yeah it's a disaster or the the men blue by the women like they were parked. That's how it works. Transgender transgender athlete. You know, suffers women That's a suffers, not always women and when you, when you're, trying to like make everything to versus diversifying include everyone, no you're, not including everyone you're, including men, to compete as well, and that's you doing because the women compete

his men like that, every last boxer did I haven't sparred and forever and I'll knock that dude, the fuck out, there's just no way, there's a difference. There's a giant difference that guys never going to beat Deontay wilder he's, never going to be the real browser, Andy, Kaufman call full on challenging women wrestlers and even going as hard as he could. I'm going as hard as it could there's a lot of women jujitsu people that will fuck you up them, but that's a different animal you're, not punching things. I mean, there's a lot of female boxes with like Clarissa Shields, a fuck. You up, you know, there's a few, an wolfshohl fuck a lot of men up, but it's not normal. We are not going to fuck a normal man up who weighs the same weight as them. So they're, just not It's not fair. It's not! Fair and women suffer with this Trans gender athlete. Thank for you that you are that are suffering a loss occurred out or what the well the book Olympic it with the weightlifting committees already figured it out. Powerlifting committee they've already banned Trans gender when

the band yeah the books, whatever the organization powerlifters is, but they put the fucking kibosh on it, because all these Trans women fucking men are breaking all these world Records Der. How weird they're, crushing these records fun things like we want to be like. Ok, I want to understand your plight, but at the same time you just kind of see it from our point of view. You are setting world records all the time. It doesn't make any sense. It's just this weird! You know what it is is where the rubber hits the road when it comes to this whole trans activism thing like this is what it, wherever the really hit like when gender dysphoria becomes a real issue when it, when is that one physical competition and physical altercations pray for Trans woman It's a shit out of a regular woman in a bar. Is it a girl beating up a girl in a bar? What's, let's be honest? It's not, sir, a male, it's a biological male beating up a female, that's what it is. That is what it is.

And there was a study recently released about Trans athletes in their physical performance. After you know, one year of transitioning and how much the males have lost versus how much the females have gained female to male gained very little male to female lost very little yeah very little. It's like a very small decrease in their their overall strength. After a year of transitioning home, like small it below fifty percent. So Regis these it's women, it's bile! Women getting fucked over by people who want to be a woman, that's what it is, and everyone who wants to be we're, diverse and we're inclusive, and you know we're progressive what? If what? If you went from woman to man, could you then fight against the women? No, if you went from woman to man, you fight against man and you, Can't you on this new world. Could you fight back in the? What do you like? If I'm born a woman now, I'm a man can where should I fight? You have to fight man? No, yes,

I'm saying and in your world in my world, you know where they do. They can't fight fight trans people. I know this since this is a simple. The simple solution is compete against other trans people, I'm just saying to like how about we get the races separate as well, these black guys, five blacks and these white white whites we. Yes, we need someone to root for another fire. We don't get that. I would definitely watch a white fighting league. I've been told, Dana White. I was like. If you really want people into the ultimate fighter, you got to do it ultimate fighter race and have a to fourteen's Mexicans or the Latinos, blacks, whites and Asians, and then have them fight against each other. Have Fort cut captains each of that would be so much fun. All amateurs be a real issue. It be so fun people get so angry, but you don't sign up for it. It's really weird when they do like Brazil this the US yeah. I've done those I know that we went to. One was great, but it was Brazil like Brazilians, but So you know I did ultimate fighter like that yeah. I believe that

staying out, I believe, in a race. I believe they did ultimate fighter. Brazil versus us all brazilian team, all us seems but the thing I'm on team whites, I'm on the facts, but you're jewish. What are you jewish, why you know that Jews are white shoes, but we put you. We could just be the guys who wear the suits right outside the premises, hate the Jews, that's one of do is get crazy. They always said yeah one day, eventually Silva Sigil, Chael Sonnen. That's right! No! full race. This is a good start for sure what the hold on well. I've put that back up Jamie good. Will it make that so I can read the whole thing meal smaller make it they make it? So it's that easy and the coaches. I think he might have coached team yeah. I don't know about that. That's who does this vandal a versus Chale an office specifically Brazilians, very specifically Brazilians Americans. Maybe I'm wrong

all the fighters signed up for it. They know it's a joke. I think should be more more at odds with each other than ever. Why not capitalize on that? I think you should be white, racists versus angry black eyes, yeah. That would be fun yeah. You can have cowboys. To run it, but I don't know I would assume he's a he's got you can have only like half and half people coaching each side like only a mix race, only mixed race, people yeah. No, now, let's work king, it or tweaking it. I can't hear some of these things out loud. I realize that maybe that won't work. You should be coach by your race. Well, it's weird! When you go to other countries right because did you see what happened you can really tell you could be like if this, if the Spaniards, when one you could be like now, you guys are going to show you something about our culture. We're gonna, go all go to this restaurant

and I'm going to show you what you know: horchata taste like and whatever I thought you going to go to the bull fights sure. Well, that's yeah yeah! If that's part of the culture, passing lights at least have weird like bull. Fights are largely offensive thing that still romantically received by a good portion of the world like, if you think about it, bull fight is like a whole five, the matador. That is, that it's not thought of as an offensive thing, but it's usually offensive what they're doing I want to go went to Barcelona. I look, but they don't really haven't Barcelona. They have Madrid. Are you going to major yeah, I sort of her, but they don't really have it there, but because it's like a humane but like, I would still want to go. Let's watch a guy get Gored really find a killed. The a killed by the bowl. Does he want to fights I've been a fights. I had a a gardener, these a slip back and forth back from Mexico, the United States and what eventually went back to move their heavy resistance is the border I was looking at this one that was order, are United States, yeah,

rabbi, Tijuana and there's and there's bullet reading right on the edge here. Like that's, filled the old, the walls very well, that's the one! That's right! I mean it's basis in Diego, oh wow, that's crazy, swim at in around the active, but it's right there. I bet it's active. Well, let's Google, it! I tried looking around one day and they don't have Google open right. Well, I mean I couldn't find like an event there. They, concerts and and this things are now so maybe that is it maybe the use. It is not just a book. Is it, but is it a just ahead? Swap me too, it was a bold. It seems, like I mean, take a peek at what it is. You can say, look so I can for sure you yeah. It looks exactly like that. I want to go to one. I want to find out what is in Spain and go to one. It's probably really. Dad Joe. Where do you want to go? If you go anywhere? It's like? No, not you hum Jamie U2 you have to like ever have countries just like Poland, Poland,

I think Africa, Africa yeah me too. I would like to go on so far like a legit safari out there in a car. You know I wanted to go to the Congo, but every time I talk to Justin Randy's got some new fucking disease. He's got some horrible parasite, that's eating away at right? Now? It's not great. He said malaria three times that guys ST you know is a fight for the forgotten guy he's he's a he's. Have wait is over there making wells for the pygmies yeah. We we contribute this this podcast and through the sponsor called cash app every time. Someone signs up these, the the promo code, Joe Rogan, all one word: they get ten bucks towards fight for the forgotten. That's cool yeah! It's great! It's raise a lot of money in the filter out a wells, it's really cool, so the building he's going down there all the time to build wells, and last time we came back with some fun terrable parasite and a doctors are trying to figure it out. It's like some jungle, shit,

in the Congo is literally in the jungle. You know it's catching these weird things I had this guy, Dr Peter Hotels, on he's a specialist and try it'll diseases and told me it literally. Everyone who lives in a tropical jungle environment has some Paris and while everybody should be there, you just you just Bliver parasites, you're going to have worms and fight. This thing allows we sleep up in trees like if they called by the given experience or something I didn't do it, but I talk to people who did and then you just high called

through the jungle and sleep way way up in these tree tree houses monkeys all around you and shit, and like every day you have to take off his shoes and burn off the leeches. 'cause they're non dangerous leeches, but they're all on you, gotta burn him off yeah. You have to set like a match or cigar and like fucking touch it until like wow falloff, yeah Jesus Christ, the parasites yeah so gross they get, some of them died. Recently, some guy was swimming in some lake. I think in Florida and he got some or maybe Texas got some brain eating parasite that went into his fucking noggin and just want to eat his. I'd like it happens. Bed did. I want to do it up as a skeptic faq about podcasts, where we just talk about things, it'll kill. You talk about that for for twenty years, with different things that are killed in it. We would last time yeah yeah doing another I'm so it would be about that yeah. Let's do that I'll, be back in November, will do that, so I just got back from AL and yeah

How was it was awesome? My friend John was twenty yards away from a mountain line. They were both talking the same elk and you know he's moving so slowly such a great hunter that the mountain line didn't know he was there. So he's creeping up on this elk and he looks over and twenty yards is sixty feet. Can you shoot the mountain lion? No, you have to have a tag, which means you have to have it's a limited draw hunt. If you want to hunt from outlines it takes like thirteen years, get a tag, it's very difficult in the state of Utah, so he's creeping up on this bowl and you realize it's like god- is a fucking cat right there, big ass mountain lion was like twenty yards away from him, so he jumped up there and scream them out. My little fucking took off with L2 also

to also took off everybody scattered yeah, who try to figure out what to do it was it well. You have to be careful because you get too close, it might decide artifacts in you these animals, if you're inside the area where they don't think they can get away. They'll turn to fight, and that's your most of time to just going to just run away to fight another day like they. They especially mount mines they operate on stealth. The whole idea is sneaking up on people yeah things did I was I was in. So what I do is some as I try to go and car from Sioux City, sometimes I'll, do it at on show on Wednesday or Sunday sure and I'll get a car and I like drive the country, but so I doing in Tampa driving across I or maybe my parents first by anytime, I see a swap the green I'll, just pull over like hike, you know, and this week yeah sure thing I think of them well anywhere, but in between Flow Miami in Tampa is just a big swath of green. So I started hiking, but they had this big fence around everything and I opened it up and start hiking and they talk about like

sabres or whatever Panthers Panthers yeah. They go like build, Their attacks are rare. We strongly advise you not to be out alone. Panther attacks do happen, that was just like, like only that today, just a mountain yeah yeah, it's like a slightly differ. Gene pool, but I don't know when they're sneaking up on you. I don't know any of the tricks. I don't want. No part of that. Well, you you be definitely be fucked yeah, but there's other things that can kill you in Florida, florist filled with stuff. They can kill you snakes and shit yeah. I, like the fucking travel on those. What can I my cards randomly in some like the no way out in a week day right, no results up hello, but if you found a meth lab and in the wounds, what is this is four years old, no human has been attacked by a Florida Panther in state history, wildlife officials say then I would definition of done it. So true fact is where this is from that's.

Seems interesting, yeah. That kind of just been saying because he loves panthers, maybe leave Malone Malone gotta get out there. Pussy people get attacked by mountain lion, so it's basically the same animal, but I think the Florida Panthers really small population. This is a very small population of them, so scared when I'm walking alone in the woods and I'm going to shake him a keys and a squirrel makes me fucking my heartbeat so fast. I never hear anything much carry gun. Then you, unpowered yeah to the words with a fucking assault, rifle laser sight. Let's start cracking off round It is soon the outcomes here. Oh yeah attack that squirrel this is America, so I'm a fucking man's coming at me, I'm a human being with a gun yeah the woods make make you realize what a bitch you are man.

If everything I knew, I was going to hear your screams when you start taking back, got to get out of here. If it's, if it's Nick, does by be like a rattlesnake like how far do I have to by myself out? Yes, someone durrance athletes, some frames and durrance athlete just got bit by a rattlesnake he's a middle some like long track. She had not that singer was there now closed, he's a bit too early and I got to yeah MIKE poster. He got bit act on what was he doing he's walking across the country and like walking across the punch Ross Colorado? That was the story, but I feel like someone else got bit too. And then they had to get somewhere. I feel like I got this like medevaced out. In Edwards problems for a couple weeks or something no that's, Three builds, that's a guy who he's a Thank you. It does it's a very interesting guy. He has a you tube channel and he bought a Tesla that was jumped in and then bought. Another test saw and with the parts that it needed like to jump tassels,

pieced it together and made his own Tesla at school, like for a significant discount. That's cool yeah, it's really cool, but this test. So people don't like him because they don't like the fact that he's doing that, and so you can't get his shit fixed at a regular Tesla dealership 'cause they blackball them. Basically, so he opened up a place called the electrified garage. So he's got his own. Tesla on authorized to love their center. I love that guerrillas to well he's a great he's great at it too, because he's just a a real tacky near any sort of very, very informed guys for in in a car guy too, so he just like well. This is make any sense like how can I do this and so like? Okay, he bought one that had been over run with water, so the lectures systems all up the body was good and got another one that was in a car accident, but the electoral systems good. So we took that put it in there it all together. Now he is working tassel

so fucking handy, yeah, very clever Phil. He also was one of the first guys ever met that have one of those wizard sees. It's called a rat rod as this new shit. You made that yeah okay, so he got a fully electrified old school hot rod, Ford model a while uh huh he's a smart dude motorcycle engine in it smart dude, I love those guys are like find their passion yeah. It's really elected yeah, there's a way to make money on it yeah, but he's also just an interesting guy the thing about, as you two videos. It's like his perspective on things. Just interestingly, certain current, how do I fix this thing? Yeah notes, figured out, but the way to figure it out was he had to buy another one that was junk, but then he had to get a key 'cause like Tesla and give you a key for one of their cars like if you have a broken for right. You go hey! I fix this Mustang, but I need a key for it. Can you guys make me a key for dealership and make your key right? Yeah yeah will replace. This

yeah 'cause. Why? Who cares what you do with it? Yeah we want, we want forward, is different if you have a Mustang and you have like a nineteen sixty five Mustang, the rebuilt yourself to be like, oh great, that's, cool, that's cool, yeah tassels, like woody doings on authorize, get away yeah! I was going to explode. You don't know how to work with batteries compulsion. What are you done like my rabbi threat? Just give it to me just give me the information I'll do what I want with it: the key Fark. Yes, so he had to have an impact, so you can get the updates to cause test update was off its voice of the block and I'm here to get a hacker to hack into the system so that he could get the updates. Tessa should impeach this guy. They should to read up on that yeah. It's the the one everybody's following their rules. Are you for June Chicago this November, Chicago and San Jose that when you doing you doing comedy, I'm doing stand up comedy and doing a great new, our stand up comedy and now, if the filming soon Sevilla soon film incision figured out for chip,

yeah. Where does not have this special, pretty locked down pretty locked out? I did have a orthodox friend com orthodox friend come to see it to be like point out like it. Things are wrong factually and he got one and a half, I'm so, my god so change are was like a last of sure everything weeks accurate now, just somewhere, something is headed a lot of the set I was like dude. I had like a three a minute chunk that was murdering about no was forty children yeah, and then I went back to my Shiva in Jerusalem to my seminar and I was learning that stuff and collect he had. He would like to not have four children. It was like two sons and a daughter, so I'd like scrap of of the goat honestly formed a half minute murder chalk about no was

was sheds yeah, but whatever it's all part of it, but hold that there's something else. Yeah right right, I'm gonna actually look up. Are there any other jewish historical figures out how bout forty children or he doesn't even have to be jewish historical figure? Anybody who order size track to someone else, some other yeah, maybe little Miss Muffet sat, are the ones with the this is the shoe the shoe lady currents in way, yeah yeah yeah right. What's that shoot the brothers Grimm she won the old fire sat down beside her and said bowl picks. Do a dice album recently, it's so over the top. It's crazy! How can bravado way it is yeah. God is again look at you sweetheart it just like. Oh my god, on an problem albums like mattered, right record. Well, you heard when the laughter died, right, yeah, That's the greatest album a lot of people, it's terrible! It's just like this

we'll stand up early as well. He put no, no, no! No! He had no material. He decided to make an album zero material to shelling up just pop in at danger fields in our city, recorded with Rick Rubin, and have no fucking idea he's going to talk about in a material either now wow- and this was when he was selling out on ring. What a great follow up to the one of the biggest albums of all time do dices unique cat. He doesn't get enough credit for being as unique as he is he's a unique guy like just that alone. Like people talk about ego in this nuts, you know how healthy your ego has to be to release A2 cd fucking release. Two cd's, was to you couldn't fit it all. In one day the laughter died was a cd thing of people are leaving boardwalk. I remember this guy yelled at him, you're about as funny as a glass of milk

It was so bad that it's funny it's a glass of milk, that's a great thing to get re, evaluate every single time, yeah! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! He didn't give a fuck. I didn't care at all, give a fuck used to this thing at the store just to entertain the door, guys who were friendly with them. Who do this thing You could see how long he go without saying anything of note. So, like we'd being the back dining goes so I get it for like walk over to the MIKE and MIKE tapped it with the cigarettes and then like put it down test test like not saying thing real right back. Eventually we started all turn it up and then eventually will go. So I was at the thing you know with the guy. Comes over and he fucking box. You know how it is and then it's like you got it is so you know we're dying in the back as he just milking a non and the you know the

one of those out so of course, is that and then you got you can think about everything going on site and right. So it's just not and then finally goes into a bit yeah. I would so shut up a piss them off sometimes was great. I would love to talk to him when he was releasing that that CD the day the laughter died like what what is on your mind here yeah. Would you why'd you decide to do this now, because it was clear he will isn't trying to kill now he's trying to remember. I think he was really trying to show what a pop and said is really like. I don't think so, really think so, no because a lot of times pop and sets you trying to get laughs, he was trying to get laughs, though he just wasn't using best ammunition. It was only any it's like playing Duke Nukem, but only using knife. No, no! It's like playing nerves punching people, yeah right, right, right, right, yeah, but still kind of function of death left and right still trying, but not knowing how to punch. I gotta listen to album again, he had no material. He was just fucking around like it seemed like

everything he was saying he was inventing on the spot. I need to ask him: if that's the case, I'm pretty sure it is 'cause. It seemed like it was all invented on the spot. I got a record player. Finally, and I started like getting some comedy albums: random walk around and I'll. Just look, cinemas or dollar bill. Cosby's are fire sale to buy them and they're amazing you get like. You could see a state sales of Cosby stuff where people just got rid of dollar dollar challenge. How would you have him on your podcast bill, Cosby, yeah yeah for sure if he gets out of the pokey I'd want to know what it is like in prison, and I want to talk to him about like send a new story yeah. The story I made for sure I want to hear from people like that. Do you think you know my biggest like about it? I don't know you know to ahead of time. You don't want or anything but, like my biggest regret, one get I wanted to get for skeptic tank from my podcast is Fred Phelps done for him. I really want to just ask him the guy who ran the Westboro Baptist Church. I want to ask him the legit way like what are you looking for? Do you think these methods will go

but there not make fun of, am not argue with them. Just like what are you into well. Did you ever see Louis Theroux's documentary on him? Now it's amazing really really good yeah, as I was just just talking to Luis about some new thing, he's got coming out now and it made me sort of revisit it. Megan Phelps, who was he granddaughter, she's a little crazier? No, no! Well he's on the pot. She was on the block as she's, but she's only got out. She's only got out of the daughter that runs it. No, no, no Megan is remarkably kind and nice. She got out knowing because the internet like knowing people online, in in meeting them and they sort of ported out the hypocrisy in all the kind of day was not at all the different things now and then she realize I only got a minute cult: yeah yeah, I'm in a Christian based cult, yeah a lot of people's doors down, which operating gives you to cut that thing on this. Please John Mccrae!

That's not! Why do it? Fifty year old male, that's a July off of all the all of my internet and everything yeah. I just took it off and I got so bored that I should bald that in my head, I I was just so bored look thanks, but I for the same reason. I leave this on my girlfriend hates I was trying to say my head with the back of you know the back of a of a beard about they are the trimmer yeah. Also the back is just for their side burns right, but I was trying to save all my head. I'm like forty minutes. I was back like there and I look. That's all gonna go by real, like you know, a real beard german the next day and I some a go for July no come on no, and I was like no I'm going to Know- I'm not keeping it now. I kept it for a month now. I only changed because somebody died in the comedy scene and I don't want to be his funeral like that, but it was rated. I bronzed it. It was so much fun

once I got it and you couldn't really tell you tend the stripe yeah interesting yeah. So it was just full, just a bald cut nice, but it was a lot of fun. But how come bronze? Ok, but black face? Isn't she acting like a tanner person, yeah. What you're, acting like you're brazilian yeah, the right yeah shouldn't, be allowed you're, acting like you're from Ecuador, something like your jungle person. I have a new theory about cultural appropriation under it, so you don't have to respect every person's culture. You have yeah and if I put a part of their culture, is wrong. Like I say about the Chinese pushing on subway, I did bit like two specials ago about chinese people. If they try to get elevator before you get off. That's always a chinese person. That's almost always a chinese person, not asian chinese that part of their culture. You don't respect right now, got to pick so five white culture. Is it appropriating other cultures. That's what we do best

Elvis, did that's a we crusher that move mexican food for the hot dogs, it's all appropriate other people, because that's what we do. So you have to respect that in our culture which is taking on your culture like it. Yes, I like it because this whole countries a melting pot, it's a melting pot and we are with this country. It's a fondue place. That's right! You got to allow us to fond DU your culture. You can still use your culture right, but we are also can use it. Why can't you respect America's culture, exactly our culture? So do you respect exactly now? You get it and that's why I'm running for president in twenty twenty four you can't handle me yet is Ben Gleib going to be your vice president correctly will be vice president Open, my Minister of Affairs nice, I think Trump is getting impeached, he's getting impeached Jamie, have you ever see one where you just like? I don't even know what you guys are talking about anymore. I don't trust the media worth shit anytime. They sell MIKE Iowa may maybe boy who cried wolf.

The single vega, like guys, you've just rile me up for nothing over over again, I don't know when the the truth is all these people like what about this person said. This might hurt that guy. What about the steel dossier yeah? Well I what about what about about like you, because I don't know about Joe Biden what, but when he did what about this week yeah this thank you Judy traits? We already got that it's already on the blogs know: what's right not be able stop it stop everything cancel everyone. She not a all you just shut up seem quite let's get so angry about it Such a fucking annoying place. Now the internet make sure you get the right cigar that ashtray 'cause. I got a lot of those are MIKE Tyson, we'd, really this fat boys right there. That's MIKE we join them yeah I smoke. One of long time ago, to that has its yes, they would do in the that is right, some some podcasts. I don't know what I was talking about. Half the time circle school he's great, that seems, the troubadour,

a place. That was my line of like what is a good rock club, a big size, rock club in LA yeah. It get palette seats like five hundred people, but it doesn't really because you're all standing yeah, you got to be up on the top of to get there yeah. I love that place as a speckled. Once there was at last. They were great and is that was their farewell show they gave us. They were done yeah, but I'm like that sucks. So bad they were really good, really yeah. I bought an album. I couldn't get any. You know how it is like just like stand up. When you have a name call yeah I mean you went for it. There were mellow music to really yeah fuck music, with a music to fuck that, maybe maybe I doubt it's even on there. It could be. But they're done. Do you like to fuck to music? It seems annoying yeah. I don't if it's still on it's like. I, to music, but not you the ideal, a quagmire e idea of like pudding, something on to too yeah Sade I want a. I want silence we're building here. The sheets move. I like jackhammers,

like you, said a pace, and that gives you to go on like that: a trouble with four or one of those times for piano lessons as crime, metronome, Metro, yeah, that's your natural with a slick, jack, hammers explosions, machine guns, going off green, and that's what I like. Though I mean, if you listen the to music while you're I get used to when I was young. I think, though, I think there was like a thing you are candles, play some music and get you would lose virginity too wet what yeah, what song or what music song? I think mine was Mazzy STAR Mazzy STAR, for that happened to her. I don't know for certain people like they were great Tracy Chapman, whatever happened to Tracy Chapman. Now she got enough car that was going

fast enough, professional stand up comedian and I'm not fly away. They had to make a decision right or living die this way and they were riding riding in their car speed. So fast it felt I was drunk. Did you gotta go to Egypt? You would really like it. I do want to do that. He would like it. How dangerous is it over there, not very at all, but there's a sense of danger for sure, especially expressions touristy parts? The problem is like we talked about one of those cities in ITALY, where it's like? It's too much? You know I mean: what's tourism is taking over town to much it's like no longer feel Venice, okay, yeah and you like want to be there, but really what you want to be. Is there twenty five years ago, Beau Venice? Apparently they changed the laws and allow these gigantic cruise ships to pull in the Venice, but while we're there, yeah of which cruise ship headed doc and apparently there's been two

accidents in the last month and they're, trying to re, evaluate but they're addicted to the money of all these tourists dude. You ain't seen nothing like it. Man when we were there, the like it's kind of calm. And then all sudden, a cruise ship pulls up and then twenty minutes later what a father of p just ruining the any vibe of the place. We were on one of those gondolas and there's like a fucking traffic jam of gondolas behind us like this is not what we're not want anybody signed up for. Is that one hitting Oh my god. Oh, my gosh and they're all like starting to walk slowly, another walking a lot faster. Oh my god I got caught in the middle. Get out of there can get out there no stay on the boat. So what happens if they just came back rap Quicken and all these old people on a fucking ship were trying to like do their boat lambing into the fucking dark they're going to crush that boat. Oh geez,

Jesus Christ is just nailing that other beau, oh my god, is this just a moron who doesn't know how to drive or is there some sort of tactical breaking too much vermouth. You got a little crazy out of the way already. I want a glass of red wine right. Just say that you know you can you want? It would be really great right. Now, US glass, red wine, nice, glass of red wine. We got a really been an elixir. No I'd like to know. I was on the border, the austrian ITALY border we hiked for on the border for like six, three days, I've gone to ITALY, the last four summers in a row: yeah, it's fucking great. So what I was going to tell you is the other places you kind of go, which is the way you know, which is has more italian feel is like the problem with Egypt is all those places stuff you want to see is in the touristy spots people are going to look here. I'll see if I can go to the Coliseum is just for surround yeah, but people. But if you go early enough to the pyramids you're pretty good,

Come hawkers will bother you but really you're, good yeah. I read this blog. Tell me to right. I'd be in the first thing, and you just have your run of the place. I think I'm going to get self Tanner, so I fit in smart. So yeah you can wear a turban. How come you can do that? How can you can go full tan you can get to set, but at a certain point time you get to a point we do in black face the item. Black face, and we talked about that with these to my friend. Job had a bit we're talking about that with the line What's the color wheel, id builders do self Tanner, but then they leave their face out now to out the self tanner yeah. It looks strange, looks like a photo shop, fucking, crazy, so their faces white and their bodies. Black. That's a photo shop might get in a blackface with him, a black body, but you used to have they have chocolate body have chocolate body, but they they. They cannot trust with face. I always thought the blackface.

It was the thing when you're doing like soft shoe and like you have like around like Sarah Silverman did yeah, but like you're, making fun of the black face yes but like, but like in Buffy's, wasn't when you were little and somebody would go full costume of something like if they were going as the hulk. They would go green everywhere You can do that. Some people just go green knows like why? Don't you commit right and then, if you doing a mister t. You go full on t yeah, you could be like wow, you went for it, but but that back then that wasn't offensive that wasn't. That was like not blackface. That was just black makeup right. What happened? I think once dummies find the fine, they don't really know how to put into play, is not like a doctor. Cornell w was saying something interesting it just some idiot on Twitter and they go well. I think that's like the thing that they say yeah! Well, how going after why girls wearing hoop earrings yeah, they were saying. White girls wearing hoop earrings that hoop earrings are black and latina, which is hilarious, no they're not they're, actually invented in SU the

oldest known, hoop earrings were in Mesopotamia. You Elks. I saw this article on the bottom they made it in somebody's dining hall of a college, and Scott got really bad 'cause, vietnamese and stuff. That's not how you even make it you do in order to get with this in some ways like yeah, but get you think. That's Vietnam is the book get you got it from Fucking France. Seventy years ago you idiot when they were there yeah, I mean italian stole spaghetti, yeah, it's like whatever I enjoy your shit, I'm going to use it. So what I'm saying Bro, it's fucking, good food, good, music, yeah! That's when the things about America right, we steal somebody in the daily shows making fun of me. I had this thing at Ambrose and borough and I saw it a charity shop. Thrift store this be Beautiful asian designs, like Chinese designed velvet shirt button down shirt with this beautiful, like inlay and stuff, and is wearing it and she was like well that might be. You know, kind of cultural appropriation and like why it's just pretty- and I thought was pretty and good looking and she goes out about intent.

Yeah. So my intent was, I think it's good looking. So why are you still talking about? It's like? Well, maybe, and the right as we're talking four or five like chinese people, walk pie like chinese tourists and they like stuff, like oh hey, and they pointed like yeah yeah. I really like it and it the gassy they're fine, stupid ciao that everybody shut up. Well, you know they ask japanese people about what was the name. Who was it that was dressed up like a geisha? Was that Katy Perry she got in trouble for dressing up like a geisha and people are mad. The chinese people were very

japanese people are very happy shows people show the show, respect for our culture and enjoy our culture. If people just don't like Jews like his siddig Jews, I really put myself in the place of MIKE. I I think that would be hilarious and fun to make sure I don't think- and I don't think has to do- is to give a about me the other right they might actually talk to you now. Well, what, if you're doing an activity that requires you to dress in a traditional garb like in Thailand when you have those elephant pants on every towards backpacker, dude yeah yeah those are so you can ride. Elephants, yeah me and why they make you put in this like make up stuff. So stop you can burn. Oh look! It's a sunscreen makeup, yeah yeah you're allowed to do that, but it helps to nuclear out, but I'll call her braces, not more. I don't care, I don't think they think it's funny. No, I guess is not one cancer that are really they're, not really concerned with that. All these things by the way these these, like funny words like that cultural appropriation, and

dead naming all those are like lot of San Francisco's exports to the world. You know is often parents, they invent all those things and, but those are all th Is it like only existing angry in a in an opulent society when you can afford to angry about tiny things like that. It's a sign of like we're all doing great. Meanwhile, that city is D most over run city in the country when it comes to drug abuse and when it comes to his folks, yeah not like in the streets yeah, what you're doing you shooting up in front of people's houses? That's abuse do it. I see those people in the your. The bent over tweakers bent over look like a human question mark, and I know they look awful, but I know they're having a blast Oh for sure. It just looks wrong. They're fucking I've been doing another place while they're in out of place to just their pants

when I'm gone back, ankles yeah when they come back, it's in the bathroom but they're having a great time, they're, not they're, not in pain. Where do you think all this the social justice outrage grows? Do you think it's it dies? Offer people realize how ridiculous it is and becomes like Bell. Bottom jeans, did I think it's all caused by the internet, but he's ECHO chambers, you live in yeah and these algorithms that ship want you being angry I think it's making everybody angry about it's the same fervor as the blue dress gold for us. It's on one of these things now and it's the same. Fervor is like this was too dirty before it's like. Well, there's two race related. This is to misogynists whatever it's just like people. Turn on each other on a level of like why you guys would sit next to each other at a ball game and have a good time- everybody's, pretty fucking nice to each other. Most, Most people want to get the it and work on my way. Yeah I mean you just never see those people anymore right. So it's like. Are we just looking for someone to attack so in the Bible in the

Laura there's this mad rush as like a fable of so got to choose to choose what they taught us in Shiva to choose. The Jews is unfair to have us as the chosen people right, it's unfair to the other cultures. So there's this fable that says, God tried every other culture. Let him live there and their existence and then they died out. They killed each other off, never got to the Messiah age and then died out. So one time you pick the Christians one time you pick the chinese one time you pick the fuck and Norwegians one time we think the Germans as his like this is my race and every time it didn't work out and one time in one of these things and if they said, maybe that's where the dinosaurs are to give them the world for awhile while and then it didn't work, but It's like you, guys, are kind of rage, or did you just say, hey whatever, but they're, trying to explain it away, because I got no explanation for dinosaurs but anyway what they said they used to be where crops just grew animals, which is a bunch and you know one had to toil and so the

mankind would toil and then didn't have to everything just group right, so they would fit. The that? Maybe this would be easier to be nicer. This This guy, who has his theory on like since computers, are going to come up with. You need like forty hours of work week anymore. Probably twenty and his theory I forgot his name- is that with those other twenty hours will read more and will do crazy things, but I don't think it is because, in this fable of Judaism, when man didn't have to toil, they just went to war. They just started murdering each other. Because you need conflict so in great times or one right now, where everybody's doing well on Iphone cost a lot of money and almost nobody had doesn't have one we're doing great work, opulent society, racism down to super low levels, but you need someone to attack. So, even when you're on a I love New York and almost every

it is ninety five percent on your side, you look, I need to attack somebody because I think too easy. So it's a sign of how great we are. I think, that's accurate. I think that's definitely what's going on and that they don't there's not real problems like girl wore real real, like hard card crime and violence in the streets, and so we're looking for things to be upset at. I also think there's a lot of people that have access to their phone, whether it at work in there bored as fuck, and I think there's only rise up and there's a lot of wasted time if you were an employer and you're paying, I want to do stop by the hour. I guarantee you most of their time, spent listening to podcasts, watching Youtube videos and talking shit on Twitter and what's making angry yes, it's all. This is used to be so good. Do that July. I'd was off computer completely. Didn't do anything. Had a house phone, no texting. No, nothing didn't look at a computer. How do you feel

it felt? I mean. Obviously it was like harder. I had to write down all my flights and stuff ahead of time, so you can take care of it. You know I felt really free aboard You know I would do that shave my head 'cause. I was bored a weekend, but like really free of it all just kind of like smiley and happy and everyone. I just wasn't the the negativity wasn't like coming, but now I'm using it, I feel it cut coming back. Why don't you just avoid reading comments? I mean I it is. It is possible, it's tough! In the in the board moments of life. Right, where I'm sitting on the toilet or whatever, like that, I restored board. He'd things came just read stuff with one, that's right there I have five. As the is the these checking on social media. Like got a look at my at Google NEWS feeds, I just read in art: those two that's most of what I do with my phone read article read articles and watch videos and the videos.

I'm watching their almost always videos on like science or space. So there's that too, where I'm looking at ESPN dot com or something like that, but it just feels like wasted time. Sometimes it's wasted time, some is it is not yet but you, but I've also decided to take shots without my phone, sometimes in this there. Thank you and you think so that all you go to the sauna steam room right and it's just like boom boom boom, and then you I was like. Why am I not entering into that more where my brain is going boom boom boom. That's why the tank is amazing. You need to use the tank use a sensory deprivation tank. You can't bring anything in there and your fucking flow. Bring water, so nothing in there, yeah you're telling me yeah exactly, and I was thinking and it's just explode. So that's what I was getting a lot more of yeah and I started getting bored. I started looking at my act, a lot more writing everything out like how many personal business Ave or how many like historical bits everything and really looking at it. 'cause you're bored just pour yourself into it instead of this wasted hours.

I want you to have fun in doing that and I'll go to people's feet and see them kansi, arguing with people. I don't engage in that anymore yeah. I don't gage in engage any of it. Zero do zero, arguing people on Twitter, zero, arguing people on Instagram oppose things. And I get the fuck out of is what is this program that, like you like, shut off after an hour? I love that you use for your kids. You can, but you can, but you for use it for yourself to it screen time, What else will turn your phone? So you can't snooze it out you're like done now. It's done. That's great yeah, that's cool because even when you're not using it by there like, I don't want to like this messages, and you can still make sense of all that, for you, that's what you need and you have access to your camera from a Christian, some social media. If you gotta put stuff up and then like it right out here, us yeah, but just don't read: I just so hard though it's so weird. I know it's just pull such a weird pole, right, yeah

and then you want to read these like even these anti comedy or pro comedy stuff, it's like it gets me riled up and I want to get in there and read it, and you realize it's almost nobody in real life talking about it, so you get in over nothing, but it is funny to read like VOX articles. Like will. It's funny how the wrong to get stand up. That's not in the way it works yeah. I was I was listening to this video. They were criticizing so a right wing comedian. They were talking about it. I'm saying yeah, gay gays, funny right black people, black people, that's funny scene, black too. No one says that now, once Israel caricatures of of of conservative people in of other people, have different perspectives, all you're doing is making people not like you and pushing people in the other way. You're, not the job really make your point to say. How did I miss? Is that old joke? I never liked when it's like all. You do say some, like a lame way and that's your proof of it being lame yeah you know. What's

it's like. No, that's not yours for you does that affect the voice on that. You just week is of a weird tired way of expressing yourself yeah, it's fake. So what we're gonna do another podcasts any minute. Now I think they're here, yes, other on down. We should this down our severe, but I'm not going to be another season, dates yeah Chicago in November and San Jose and be in Nashville in October and off the Texas is weak San Antonio, whatever there are severe Jew and just between our he'll get back to you, reach all the time, and so are the great dot com. Are there they're gonna talk as getting sick? I have a double special on them. See that so people can understand. That's a great idea is the skeptic Tomari Sir fears skeptic tank. His heart goes listenable guy when it comes he's a professional or raider that there faster anybody its every week is a different topic. We podcast you really have thanks. Listen all the time above the desert, diatonic

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