Chris D’Elia is an actor, writer, and comedian. His new special “No Pain” is now streaming on Netflix and his podcast called “Congratulations” available on Apple Podcasts.
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a terrible. He lives health yeah. I like that. Well, I get it yeah, but you want your d. I mean the old fashion in me once again, our a doctor to be a hundred years old and have studied for ninety years. Not today, not today. Nine oak is this because the young guys know what the fuck's real here and now that I wanted doctors got like some energy I wanted. Doktor does crossword right, does Fuckin ripped You'd imagined Europeans, doktor definite, looks like it does crossfire. He does the Navy Nigeria has about the is handsome guy. And yes, you know so he knows his eyes on the most important. He knows a negative. I got tab indebted twice already tested yesterday in tested two days before that animal tests myself, if I thought it fuck it so I'm tests and everybody so that the way We do in this year's when people come in to do the pod gas test. Him first keep the fuck away from me. And then give a junior the first person I've? How did a month it so we are deciding on families at here is flock it for good. Honestly,
You know it's what's with you, I want to be here the day, so when it comes to the park as guest tested negative and you ve got about what s going to happen. It would of course have restored, can happen. Ya know what I'll do maybe will like put em down there with them can it be rounded corners. We got Robert TINY Junior here today. Any has covered now ISA We glean Roberts Clean, somebody's, not gonna, be so famous Gonna be offshore, my friends turtles positive. He tested positive, he went on with his wife and he thought his wife was sick and turns out. He was well yeah, but was it John symptoms are what several fatigue he'd like now feels great. That's the thing about me as like all here: a thing and then be like Duenna Swarthout Sore Throat thing on CNN today. That said as many as seventy percent of the people's between fifty and seventy percent of people, that tests positive feel nothing
Why so they're saying that way? More people have this. Then they previously thought so the risk of hospital zation, end or death, although it still tragic terrible they're saying it's way lower than they thought, which is great, but at least this a dry run like now and really bad happens. Now at least look I'm looking on the positive side, no that we can get the country to lock down, basically not everybody, but that no fruit doesn't never going to anything where everybody complies Noah, but pretty remarkable. How many more just drive around Here- man, it's driving on the highway- it's crazy. I am legend out there, I thought I thought, because when I was gonna leave, because your parkers forward from a place- and I was like dominant- I gotta- leaving our beforehand- and I was I don't know- I don't know- I gotta leaving our beforehand, and I was I don't know. I don't know my twenty minutes, but there and get there so that it applies. If there has aroused a positive you wanna see be drinking, can have that's good for doesn't make a high known. That's my question with everyone. Navigator
things you do activity and some cd will fuck you up that some cd that major high the stuff they lived green, is like a company of. I think it's like legally every at the name, but it was really good and I took like for drivers for us all. One high. Just a little. I become just a touch. Just up touch I this is kill. Cliff CBS addicted to the shit. Don't want five milligrams seated but I've I draw going down to I used to drink so much soda like just when I was thirty and I stopped because I'd. I took my shirt off at my my fit my parents. And my mama's. I gained some weight noise at night and excited within a hundred seventy five pounds, always my whole life and and I and she's got to scale up stairs and I was ok, I'll check and I two hundred fucking pounds. I like how how our two Fuckin lunch Emmy that I didn't know that again just twenty five pounds ray. It's a lot away. I thought twenty five stakes. Ninety five, one
stakes? I know. I know I know it's a lot of fun, You know they got in spread all over my body, thank God. I don't have that God or whatever the fuck. Some people get a get it all over right. I don't mind goes right here. Did I get it in the gut? In my face? My face gets Fatima. Zammit sticks faces the thing that you don't realize is getting fat because staring at every day. Right I mean it. When I see pictures of me at thirty, I look back in a horrible. It's hilarious. My friends text enemy, like those cm, sometimes go, get tag it until it is a bit like on the road and- and I just ass. I was I to deepen the scale and almost did brow? That's good. My life is that it must have ended that that again, twenty five pounds and an eye when I walk down. I walk down stairs like the guy from foot save a private ryan. Looking for his arm just in shock and my mom was like what Nausicaa get twenty five pounds like Africa told you and I stopped drinking soda that day I was like a drink diet interviews. I would really like five six so to do.
Day, that's long last, but I'm in my head. I we still twelve. Am I gonna young for authorities, nothing and, and so so I am so I stopped ring. I switched to diet and diets. Fuckin terror. Then you just get cancer saw em like me, they'll be fabric in case we cannot forget, I drink diet for three months, and I was I I can't and they started and soda water because I, like the bubbles unknown good, I drink soda water Perrier. I saw a great gentleman is like a fuckin gentlemen. Tiggle alarm, I dont do Miser Non Roma. I or my coffees black, my locker he's limbless, dangerous dangers, this fact jungle year. What right when they say? What do you need if you were in the jungle alone? I need Lacroix and is it Lacroix Why is it depends on how much of it fuck, you you realize shit. If you order as a cry lit the question, why
said crescent and Lacroix look right. You faces like your kids, because you don't and you're. Gonna knows this: is your child gets older? You don't notice that they're getting bigger, you kind of no they're getting bigger right, but then someone who has a seaman for months or Koumongoe Holy Shit Biggie s yeah seem everyday? I never you. I don't even notice it now like in its he's, been to two months, but I don't even notice it and then it look at pictures back and let go. He was a little animals that is their yeah. They grow ever because they're so small, grow exponentially. Every data like a fucking x men did is the weirdest Everyone. I start talking. You wait till you are talking here I was gonna blow share, is gonna blow my mind in her. It hurts so much love yeah that it's like your buys a dude. I when I saw my kid for the first time I broke down, I broke down, I started crying like
tears like shooting a population character and out at night, and at that point I was, I am going to be the guy who cries or not, and then I thought fuck it and then just cried for to day stray why, when my dad came in he broke down and he saw me holding holding him he broke down and then I broke down. When that weren't crime has the fuckin baby. The babies are these following these are currently being people are bored every day, Jesus Christ. What kind of a fuckin dead do? I know and remember that you when you're kid, you just gotta, hope come on sale out, o hope you gotta family, like got. No note call you D have to take care. You crazy people shady parents, and that it like we took in this dog we found on the street and this mother fucker this dude, this dog lives in Fuckin, Beverly Hills. Now we found him near target
in fact in very, is found and found a running around picked him up a dog. Who knows you not? I mean These dogs were here like what kind of talk is that and then I gotta be like a dead. I don't fucking, know mine and so you just took it took it, bring bring bring we bring that fuckin mother fucker from the valley deep lights adequate means is this is the tip the Beverly Hills and understand, and this dog fuckin runs away. Every three days does yeah I did. I was one of those briefly Fuckin Day, why those diamond and when we're trying to take care of this motherfucker, and it's been about six five months now. These runaway probably fifteen times, and I am running around in my fuckin boxes and just a short and really do you hit the latter. Do not get it might. Do you notice that you get fed every day the good food you got. Other dogs here what he likes you. This is fun. You got a big backyard jumping to forget, pull if you want.
Crime, other forego require. Have it and Ryan is bold and this dog every chance. You get fuck it. Every child support get outta get some my friend Jean as a dog clams fences and escapes it climbed the video. This o dog, climbing the fence, climbing a fucking fence in escaping Dodge Motherfucker dogs are getting advanced. Delegation grows with ass, his ticket and fucking advance he's gone, used, vanished there you go, I hosted it, coyoats got him or bobcat there's a lot bobcats out here now notion: you pull yeah there there in my neighborhood there's quite a few video in my neighborhood of Bob CAT scrap and with a rattlesnake and the military broke that what is this? If it's just the end? The world meant the end of the world. As we know, my uncle is like we call him, we call him dark might because he's always brings the fuckin laughter to a screeching like he'll, be like
Uncle might well be like. I hope it will be having a good time and to be like you know my my neighbour the other day had he has a cat neo. He will check the backyard. Do thing was left with. It was a cat's face and where one year ago about cats guiding we're like do having a good time. So he told us one time where the is. He knew a guy who had this dog that would scale them the wall and jump over. So he tried to stop the dog by lesion em up the dog jumped over hung himself. Imagine doesn't These Donna, how good they fucking out as a damn dog Doug Smart, I mean some dogs are smart, smartphone dog yeah smart for a dog. German chapters are smart knows why the fuck Reserve, if you the german shepherd you'd literally have to exercise that thing you have to take running have to do. Is data about stuff, see. Abort like hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm an athlete I now, let's go
I know how to do some shit, but I saw it like I don't if it was a tweet the other day, but it's like you know we all are staying inside now and it's been like two or three weeks for weeks. Whatever that's how dogs are all the time and I was like a memo dodge removing their board Definitely bored. I got to your keys in their country just like laptops, but I've got another dog ass, big and then this fuckin little one that I don't know what it is, the one that gives no way we call them column dirt. Trash dog cause he's ways fuckin in the trash com, cool hand, Luke Landscape, I now sky traits of within the movie God is a failure to communicate hatreds. My nice has just spoken, Angola it so the fucking annoying. I'm going. I get offended at my and my hat on like this is a nice place. We took you any piece of shit waste problem in Roman forever, they get yes, a Roman, that's like fun for them. If they accustomed to roaming around the neighbourhood. Yeah I'd take my dog out. All the time
because we live in an area where I can take him. It's only a few minutes from some trail gotcha. Yes, Take him. Why run without some awesome? And I we ever yards I'll, throw the barn yard a runaway. We swim together, like here, he's the best idea. You never met my Donovan argument biggest Fuckin, so there's you. I've never had a golden retreat before they enter nicest dogs ever everybody he meets. Is like his new best friend you are my purse, for I can't believe you, everyone if you came on my house but who run around in circles est there. The nicest dog man, there's so nice. It took me one of the dogs we have is a mixed. It's a gone golden anything Kali, sending these black like a full black coat and he's just great man he's always re dogs to a good combination. The am one of those doors that you want to just a little bit of the blood and then make another one. Some people do I now weird is crazy at we're yeah, but you'll be doing it one day,
You'll have to? U have a guy here that we, like. I want to try and now what's next, that bunch different dogs, different personalities, yet our loved all! That's true! I'd like rash, yeah yeah! I don't want my last dog, was a massive, my name's Johnny Cash. He was a sweetheart of a dog but he's from the Marshal marshals sweetheart of a dog they just there are different matter, but his eyes egg is. The thing is Rescue Darns I've had a couple of rescue does do just tricky, one of whom was amazing and one of them killed. My other dogs are you shit man, all female pit bull that was, she was a prison dog. She was an age. There was an element of shelters and no kill shelter, so they had her in here for a long time, shoes and that from a good portion of her life and should fight other dogs over attention. Any. If anybody was putting the other dogs should come over and bite them like she wanted all the attention
she thought you are stealing attention through rough and people like that, but I know yeah sturgeon comics real life like with just people. She was amazing she's, the best I ever, you would think, show the best personality, but if another dog came near. She is, I don't I print in and they in this prison dog killed another held another. There was also a rescue dog. Rude allows brutal, but so I've had rescued eyes were great I've had rescued dogs, there were sketchy, but when you re so the time or a puppy. Then you know you get a chance just right. I know you're gonna, give him love. This is the answer. My home, everybody loves me given good food epidemic given kisses Carl and smuggle with them, and they know that expected so they grow up I don't have all these weird anxieties like one my rescue doc. She could not stop eating. She would she would shoot starving when I found her shed mange whose horrible
or a body, and then she would escape shewed climb under my fans, knock over the neighbors garbage cans, all the garbage and come back in her belly was like bloated. Unlike what some of you, if it chooses eating garner neighbours like whose dickens trash out those shows trash was everywhere scattered all over the place out of figured out, then we have to dig in in the ground and like make sure that the fence went deep, to the garage. No more She should learn or back like our sideways and choosing Wigglin under the fence, to get to the neighbors trash come back. That's why you know wow Yes, I did even noticed. Came back fatter, that's hello, my neighbour headaches, when your hey man, you ve darters, eat my trash, really. Yeah, because the girl dog, I know no way but she's always in because do she gets back in,
he or she sneaks under your friends and comes back- why that is so fuckin hilarious that your dog had you or GM while she cheap, but she would eat the cats food should try to my other dogs. Would she chooses cycle we sky, I got her. She was your habit, she had all ribs and then within two months should have full code of hair and she looked grave and our main was gonna. Give him this medicated shampoo kills the manger. She was a great dog but shed psychological problems because the fool yeah I had a year this dog chances. We call a tenth of the prisoner chance, so the a sleepy, rash, doggie Enzo from Angola. We buy,
the next to a really. I do want to say who, because I want people to know where I live or where they live, but a really famous athlete, like a really famous athlete like talking about my world famous and chance own digs under The thing and goes to their house are now at a time like this. Oh shit, comedian, right, I'm like this comedian, that's like a lucky to live next to this world famous athlete I'll go there, never home, of course, because they have, however many houses they have. So I have to every time- and this has been like about fifteen times. Genzaburo goes under my my fence to get to this. What famous athletes house I gotta have the fucking game I can see sea red comedian. How can I get from this a list? A list athlete
probably has secured and care do right. Pembroke, I'm like there's no way I'm doing this sneakily, so I guess I got it just be me and then Sir, we with this trash dog, just fucking in the back, and I'm like this is nice places nicest fuck and I'm in the backyard Gretta commuter Body- and you won't come to me- you know what I mean is this place is much better over here. Am I come on body? Come on any and all run? And finally he'll come to me and then I got a hot back over with the fuckin and it just now that there's look at the security. Cameroon. The leg is, I think, from Whitney Dinner and I'm like people still know me from this motherfucker this fucking dog man. So I've been your house world famous athlete, I'm sorry, sorry, but get a prison dog cool hand, look once her, I'm just that fuckin tat, a dog
can make your life awesome or they could be a giant pay. Now it's it's it's let him escape. Welcome. I got to the point and my girls we can like aren't I can cause is the thing I have this thing in my life, where, if something happens, and it's really bad, I go through it and then when it gets better if it happens again, it's much easier to go through it again. You understand, I feel, like a lot of people are like that for the first time dog ran away. I was broken second tat time. I was like fuck, the third tunnels, aren't, doesn't have arguments if welcome you. Once Leah and Y know where you live, your areas, coyotes, yeah yeah. I know I know they hang out they're out there in your dog. Goose examination is now. Therefore they're gonna get snatched and I don't want to get on. One of the speakers reverse you not! I mean that doesnt work and on those nowhere coyotes ground by the phase. Now that is either
around the vast, the I'll, be left as the fuckin body the face there, though guts Oh the body right Keziah their awful. I now those fucking counts their awful see, I drive by slow down and I look at them and they just looked back yeah yeah, my old started last a puppy to one as terrible. There is tat their terrible. Harold was your daughter when that happened. She was twenty two twenty three twenty three general its that it's part of living in California, they're everywhere, man they're all in Burbank, now I was driving down all over the I saw three coyotes dude in the day bourbon and now because there's no one driving, apparently there every year, they're all over the place. Now I saw dude I was in Burbank once it was probably one we're going in and out so and was about to close
and it was like, were crossing the bridge to the downtown. Whenever I don't- and I was twenty one at the time I was my like was driving. I was in the passenger seat and we were crossing the bridge. To the downtown Burbank. I don't know if you ve ever been there. Maybe you know but like there's a bridge from like the valley to where you cross its very little, but I was crossings Bridge and there was all of a sudden across the bridge dear runs across the bridge in front of the car, get scared of our car and jumps If the British yeah it jumps off the bridge, so there are three of us in the car we all We have largely like reaches yeah like straight up. We all want and he kept right being because he was shocked and I was like us, stop and he's drove he kept driving and then an any was I did. You see that that was a fucking dear, and I convince me:
self. I was like I think about this. Like every three months, I was like TAT couldn't happen. Right like furtively. Dear in downtown Burbank and then just jumping to its death and usefulness Here is the car, and I was like maybe like a headline. Did it weird and maybe it was like a bag, and my buddy said Beth fuck, you do it. It was a deer and you know it and I try Amazon trying to commitments. Otherwise, the bag in the lake was dark, but was absolutely fuck endearments, so just jumped over That happens all the time on bridges. You know. No, I didn't know that did dear jumped to their death, all sorts of common data they jumped to the death and the river they jumped to their death and land on the highway is another bright Armenia sure and they panic. Yet they do this fuckin pan and they see lights. They see had these debts. Why that's expression? Dear headlights? They don't know what the fuck do. Look at these dear Adele fact, yet after what? Yes, it was a bag,
who knows maybe there's a dead if it could have been a call from the armed for dear, though did you say this is the day we do they can swim. I've seen dear swim account and I went deer hunting. We want she's. Dear swim, lived ass, video. Where he's talk, but shitting him. His pants is the you laughing made over the top you with tears in her eyes media law and try to be quiet, Jessica, perfect storm for shit that I think it's funny. Well, when cow, the first time we met. We were in Montana for six days in camping. It was, it was one long, either gay or shit joke. Of course this is in Wisconsin. This makes me laugh here s my friend Doug behind Doug. During the shadow Zog yeah Exe,
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But what I'm saying is. If you are eighty- and you heard that story, it's too late or not, if it happened you when you're eighty happening when your aid, then it says, persevere, lady, like a home and eighty five year old man, s ship myself feel free to lash you're. Ok, have you, brought your permission, yeah, but old Ladys. It's like the last time. I I've I've, never I've I've only ship myself once and I was, I think, eleven- that's yes, you not take. Of chances. I've almost ship myself and just made it, I so many times, but the last time I almost it myself and I had to pull over and was when I was going to meet Eminem yeah, yeah merger. We gave our reserves thrill I shall know underwear on
say you're under threat, and then you have to figure out what it is. You take your socks hundred per year, one piece of wound: Ghana, weren't facts, wisest about my can and in the end, Oh, I was in this the sprinter Van and we were not yet. I was on tour, so I had to sprint Evanna we were going to how did that holding average because you make fun of on the answer he sought. It was funny right. So I was at my old house. This was only two years ago at this point and I was in the driveway. I don't remember what I was doing, but I was waiting for something and it had been around the time. We're like Eminem is album came out of some, so he was on my mind and I was like I was thinking about. Him and then I was just like decision we wraps and then I just started doing it. To the radio and, as is funny I recorded, and then I recorded it one time. I know it's just like us funny put online and put online and it got you know traction for me. It was like a lot of hits
me on my instagram and I was great and then like a month later, black Twitter took it, Not just was like yo this. This guy says this- is how they do. No, nobody knew I wasn't there like. This. Is this disc? says is how Eminem wraps and then it got millions of things of hits on twitter and then so big my buddies. We're like you think anonymity, Bobby Scene, it right now, as I get so big. Maybe it was one of his body you must have seen it and showed him and then, like a week or two later, my buddy texts me one of the writers from that show. I used to do on databases and it was like preliminary and I was like what he was a good and see it check twitter and checked and he was like. I thought this, me and I was like what like that's like Have you told the twenty year old me that Eminem was gonna then he started we only. I will bat rat battle crystalline down. If you saw that yeah, I didn't see that yeah he was examined
wrap out of crystal the one day. I'm like am I in the hip, hop game now an end, and then I don't know how much you know that, but then logic the wrapper hit me up on my manager call me- and he was like hey so luck in Ottawa, Jack is and I remember why everyone Europe. Has that voice? So look Josh liberated I don't mean Ottoman met, logic wrapper and, of course I do, and he was I he's doing a song Eminem and he they are wrapping endeavour and Eminem. Eminem. Put you up your impression Eminem on the back of a song and I wonder if that's ok- and I was like, of course- it's ok and using a moloch into it and see Alec Mineral. Don't ask for any money
just let him have it are you kidding me that this is even happening? Is that ok and so then economic logic, luncheon number not get. Ok, some talk of logic and logic sex. So I have a great deal for the yeah. I want you to play an m in this division. This video, the hope Now I wish we could play than I know. Google. It refuses to everyone, Google, but we're we're looking at unscrew yeah there are, you could see it ripen play. So this is so I'm playing I am in this video. I wrap his part and now this is the crazy particle. Like I'm talking to logic here and I play this like super fan of anonymity. Like I have an idea. I want we're doing a video and, unlike unwary, a guy. This is where we had here and then I take
if my wig- and I am- I have always been an eminent thick stand, and this is the right path you gotta watch. This video so why is it has done so I'm doing this video as Eminem right and we shoot this and then at the end, you seen the veto right through the impression of a media at the end. Delete doesn't play me. I Puglia! This is Eminem dressed as that seven, I'm doing me in my car in my driveway two years ago. That's ridiculous. Others, larrea, foot, but so an end like too Think of me as a twenty year old like it thinking like. Finding out women and was an enemy becoming one of my favorite wrappers, of course, and then it just such a weird fuckin thing: South that was mine, blowing and then- the way to meet him. I shit my fucking. I had to what a van over and he has no idea but it was so funny. I was just one of those things:
where I was like. I think you know how you have your like. I think I have the shit and the next thing is. I got a ship. I now have the right. Do not I mean like there's. No thinking involve that's how it turned into exactly right click, and so I say to the sprinter: did the driver, I say a body on people after the freeway I gotta in my head, I'm like I got time if there's a bathroom near right my god. Can you pull over and and and find the perspective of the bathroom, and he says ok and then a few seconds by- and I say, hey just so you know like now you know and it cause I got I'm more on. Here. I am sure that no problem, so he pulls off and end there two ways he can go and one he can go, there is only a hospital. Ok and the other way he can go is into town. So I'm like
in my head: I'm like it sucks, but we gotta go the hospital I thought of you in the hospital and I want a running negative acceptance. Rob I'm gonna be like words about him. I gotta go. This guy goes other way into town to find a gas station. No, I'm mad sonata shit and I'm mad. So I said the guy hey man pull over and he pulls over and I open the thing in there were clean extra grab them and I ran into someone's yard of what it was. The middle of nowhere. Due to this end, it we're to try and ice and- and I was in someone's yard a wreck. I d trees. Thank God pulled down my pants, and it all came out quick and and it was diarrhoea. Was it shit? It was not. I was not shit, it was not shed. It was just came out. It was just like came out like a barking dog, and
was over. It was over before it even started. You now and- and I was so much better and then I used to kleenex- am eye opener in the end that thing feel. May me I'm like brow. I swear to God. If that ends up on and on Instagram I'll fucking you're done you done you're done, done. Not only that you're not mean Eminem someone's yard you not being abandoned. We was that does in some random guys, yard manned and so so now. I feel great. I wipe with the clinics- and I just I'm I'm try a little, but I left the clinics. Are we going to do? What are you and it was? It was a lot and I was like I laughed. I got a good thing as those amazing, as somebody gonna think, there's a fuckin Parker and their yard. I just and we went. We met Eminem and he had no idea. Maybe he'll know. Now. She's in the shop
shut myself on the way to fuckin eminent so intimately connected. Shitting myself. You know I mean because I got outside and did it yeah grey area made it. I made it I've shit myself, many too many to count for sure, but how many of those times Were you on a substance? No, no, it's not add to it. Now, it's usually when I'm in the car. I too far just fill my path, but the last times it's been a few years. I should I did have a disaster happened in the shower, not too long the best I talked ass, I placed it. I had a like shampoo, either diary it in the shower and then I have won them hand things. I hope that all down shampoo all over the floor,
washed, therefore shitty ass, watching the floor of the jewelry in just yet pocket, one must gone. This show washing of law or the fuckin sharers hilarious, any shit myself at least a dozen times lifetime solid tobacco guy could like bet solid amount of money they have. I shit my pants accidentally a dozen times yet, while I never shit my pants when I was a kid I did, but I guess I do need to take more chance- I'm just clean. I just go before things go bad, some too. I know there was one time when I was in New York and not I mean how much we can throw budgeting, but I was in New York and I were for good. I woke up. I was I was woke up early. You know because it bobby the plane ride and everything was going to go fucking out in the city. You know I took a walk and I found one of those to keep those little kiosk place. That's all the food.
Gimme a fuckin bagel would applauding gimme a gimme, a beggar with egg and cheese bold is it a year, maybe for the bodega soy? So I start, knit and walk in, and then I take a few steps further an umbrella. Away and, unlike I go back and I'll get go about and not a big deal and they give you more that's more like I got a really going about them and then I'm like. Ok, so do I go back or do I find it is New York City? I'm gonna find out, of course, are funded toilet, but was too early not many places were open and, unlike isn't working to go to the city, never sleeps, but there also. So I am in a tranquil head back, are founded on the way back and I'm walking back in there fuckin nut with knows not well on the way back. So now, I'm like a guy get back to my hotel saw like two. I had them. The moors
do I slow walk and look for a toilet, or do I just book it and try to get back to the hotel so as to make or break time pocket. So I'm runnin with this fuckin I threw the beggar down. You know and I'm run into the hotel and I get to the outside an end of it at the point where I get an elder and as if this elevator isn't here on this floor, I'm shit in the elevator, so I kinda thing poor open, unlike an amazing amazing. Thank you Jesus, even though you know I don't even really believe in it babe argument I don't, but so I get to the fucking in The elevator am, I gotta, stop unbuttoning my pet right now, because I dont have a second disperse. Actually, I'm bucket of my pants door opens nobody's. Their great I'm running down the hall holding my pants and I opened the door to my hotel room and it was set up to where there's a open. There's the more than there's a little bit of space and then there's the bathroom in the toilet is here so had it in my head, I was I'm. Ok, I'm just gonna undue my pants and ominous swing around and sit on the toilet.
And like I dont have second, I don't have one second to spare. So, unlike I got this, I got the layout and I opened the thing. The keys, gotta work works, perfect, isn't gonna do twice. I get in I swing around and I'm a taken, my pet as the matrix swing in my pants made my, but in my parents, and I I can't help it and at the last second he's got an eye spray, the war, I just spraying the war on the way to the toilet and sit, and I got- and I am to have you know I gotta clean about them, but I'm too happy who does I made a pride, I made it. You know, Romania, imagine if you did pray to God. The elevator was there and then like one day like far off a cliff, with a broken leg and dying in the leg,
please, God save me the gods like do you use that up member that giants that when you shit the Sahara got that elevator, for you do, member that yeah? That's it! I was the one you get you get one. I would still honestly be like. Thank you. I get it. Fat fill my pants up. Fellow pants uptake like a man make it up to that. You know. That's the thing about. That's the thing about the part of the thing about being a comedian is like I started stand up when I was twenty five and ask that just from like bombing in everything like I don't really get embarrassed, I feel that we are not the same way like if I shit my pants in public and everyone was like you shit, your pants I'd be like evil. Fuckin shit, your pants So you have a bit now exactly how two percent, but at at before that stand up.
A programme setting out what you when you bomb in forty three hundred four hundred thousand people. There does nothing worse than that of the ship it also now I don't care about. You don't take yourself a seriously, because I can't really. I mean you're, making fun of everything, including your friends. Your friends always make in front of you. No one serious anyone, no one's the cool guy, there's no cool yeah, yeah you're, everyone loser, you're a loser, I'm a loser! We're losers wearing this. Is this this? moments in life. Where are you you take the AL? I know and you just go out. I know that you guys don't do that, though, guys unguarded, because they want to be one b. The cool guy had a cool guy. It's but comedians. You have to that The one thing there are comedians out there that don't have that which is not funny, but there I don't think that's funny. You can't be fun, but you have to have humility. Has like it
let me take it from you, your and our full, and they let you go on state. You make funding yourself, but I'm retarded I'm out. This is a lot of stuff to make fun of everyone should make. Fun of themselves. Like I have fought look any time, you can make Vanessa Those united terribly hurting someone's feeling sure you haven't, opportunity for laughs, laughter, good laughs, make you feel better trying to make somebody animals. You feel happy like when my kids make fun of me all the time. I am the butt of jokes Kanzi, oh yeah, that's funny you're dead, not this diagram dad's a dummy like it's always like, but it's funny like when they when they make fun. May I go, hey I'm your father. I am I right you do you have my dna ha gets like, but but about the release should be you encounter like you will go on stage while he's on stay just are shooting at Helstone shooting as your best, but you love each other lover but like that doesn't exist.
In most men, most men, your age manner, sewers. Sensitive about Afghanistan. They don't don't wanna ever lose face. They have to go in a business meetings in fact handle things like a like getting I could. If I can I can imagine that life for me here. It's not this life, my upbringing, though all we did my parents. All we did was make fun. All we did was make fun of each other, like all we did was in Boston, each other, and we would laugh Miami. We know whether It was my mom or my data, my brother, my uncle my we all make fun of each other, and It was how we showed we love each other. That's funny! I didn't have any that really yeah my houses, humorless wow, totally humorless to how the fuck did you become a comedian what is it about that from fighting? Would you mean because I travelling from the time I fucked up like that
since in high school time, and from the time I was fifteen till I was like twenty one. Twenty two, all I did was compete in martial arts sermons We were always nervous sorrows travelling to these tournaments to fire and I'll, be together, made fundamental gotcha. So I would like in MILAN Locker Room or about the spar. I would do impressions, everybody haven't sex. I was the guy who, like I would do. That would be the icebreaker good break detention. I would be the guy that made fun of everything. That was how I coped with the stress and then my friend Steve, HU. I am still very good friends. Was this day my friend Steve Grandpa, he's like you should be a comedian. Like that's literally. How became a comedian older you like that We told me that I think I was nineteen gotcha. Nineteen, twenty and those come on man. I couldn't go to clubs yet because you to perform to your too, anyone I thought turns out, you could use couldn't drink I believe one stage and leave, but I didn't know that so
waited tells twenty one, but he was like because I would make them laugh or might be as your budget cycles right, I'm an asshole writers and, like other people negative they? What I think and when I say it's fun ear and he's like I think really fun anything. You should be a comedian. So then you got on stage soon after when I was twenty one right after my twenty first birthday, while and then I was like ok this. What am I do now right away, I knew it. I know it wasn't I I was good or anything, but I was like think I can do this well. Who's gonna, beginning know what yeah, if no say, you're good you're learning. Let's clear this you're, not good. If you just started, I know I thought I I thought I was yes and then I saw video about few years after I started, and I wasn't you're just not able to be a good meeting. But you know as a spark you people that have a spark is alcoholics, anonymous people. You know why, because they go to those meetings arc and sometimes they get their act together. They develop.
Act, because their town he's crazy stories about shit. They did when they are on drugs and drunk sometimes the really funny. There's a guy named Day Fitzgerald that got. Stand up when I was like twenty one when I met him and he had been doing it maybe a year or so, and he was already like in his late thirties, but he was funny already and he was free because he had been doing alcoholics anonymous every year so and yet factor tied with drugs and drinking. So we had all these crazy stories of just cops and fuckin, give fights and chaos and blackened. Wake up shit, you're plants in his madness in any at a great voice, it is Varden gravelly via so he would go on age and tell these crazy stories, and he so he's darted out like right away kind of funny. I just feel like I start when I started stand up. I started it with a body and mind like he. He would come
with me and we would do all that might not on the stage together, but I will go up and then he would go up and he had never been on stage before and I Would that plays in shit when I was in in ice and I realize that you don't just its that you're learning how to be financing. We also have to learn how to be on stage yet is a part of it which you don't. I didn't realize that till I saw me and then I saw him because he would be doing like holding his ankle talking and, unlike you, become a stationary like him, and what are you holding your angle? We were, and it was a judge. You're doing that news, I oughta nano and I was Jesus Christ, conniving aware what his body stand on one leg get holding an angle yeah you look like a fucking insecure bit, just stark work. He has done stork story, but or pelican with one and all the leg up, also mingle, Fleming story. The one that carries the baby, nobody here and now, and then he stopped three months later. But but again
I realize I had a leg up on because I had done like at least plays and been stage. I knew where an audience was and yet there is little things you get. I was teaching, so I was too entirely to teaching large groups of Seattle. So these two community area, you can use that stuff. That obviously helps him in but yeah that helped that helped a little bit but not much, not now miles terrible. But but I knew that I could do it. I was like you did yeah like I know I suck, but I no, this is a thing you can get better. So you knew when you are starting that you were not good. Oh yeah, yeah no beat that's one good! thing about growing. Doing martial arts yeah Marshall it shows you wear your with no questions, because when you
worrying or simply the illusion of UK you're asking. So I'm not saying you click tis, you can never get your ass kicking, go! I'm fuckin! Pretty awesome! That's a very good point. You feel you losing a fight is very humiliating. It's very human, leaning. So I knew like right the way I wasn't good but also was like. I see because luckily the I thought I went up Johnson Catch. You know, Johnson cats from mom prefer doctor, That's the way. I was alone telling of the open MIKE the first time I woke up and then there's this guy TAT Bourgeois he went on stage that nice was amazing in all these different guys that we're like local bossing doesn't went up. That were professionals went up that night too, so I got to see open makers and I got to see professionals and I was out ok. This is something you can get good at like. This is something that, if you practice and you right and you just working at any key performing kind, a vague sense, even
first time that I did it like. I could do this ideas and then I did it. Second time. Second Helms Burton the first time and unlike Ok, so a more comfortable! Now I did a little bit better. Might do something to that. Second, I can do this. I knew right away within the first SEC, first or second time that Did it that this was going to arouse gonna? Try to do that's cool, that's funny, so when I was twenty, five always always wanted to be a comedian. Always since I was, I mean young, my dad has a story where, when I was on playing with my toys in for the tv, my dad was watching a Jerry, Louis Movie and jailers has done his fucking crazy, Jerry Louis Shit on tv, and I spent my size, my toys and I stopped, and I started watching Jerry Louis because we ve been crazy on television in doing is is funny stuff, and I said some, my dad and cunning noticed and registered that I was playing with my toys and stopped and now was arrested by this, but
movie and Louis unease and is, if you beat went by and then I said, hey dad, and he said yes- and I said this guy on TV What he's doing all that silly stuff? This is his job and my dad said yeah and I said like he makes money doing this and my dad said: yea Mavriky makes a lot of money. Doing that and I said, and then he put out said I went like this and he said That was the moment that he kind of like likes to romanticize about how I thought I wanted to be a comedian, but I I wanted to be a comedian. My whole life men and I was scared to do it until I was twenty five.
I was like I met a lost year. What am I doing? I was trying to write. I was trying to get scripts turning movies and I was trying to work. I'm gonna be an actor, but it was like you can't do that without other people yeah. So as as a comedian, I was I I fuck always want to stand up this time, I'm twenty five I turned it was like two thousand and five or two and sixty six news resolution generous. And I got on stage a force myself to do it, and then I got an stages everyday ever since you know I mean why are you all european states? Basically every night, I just knew that you know, Is that whole ten thousand hours? If if, if you're? Indeed, I would go to the comedy store in the at nine and I wasn't at I wasn't past or anything. I remember I met maxim, meaning I am now. Ok, here you would run the belly room, show
and I met him somehow and we got a light turn we'd like we started with to the liking of each other, and I said I said you're coming to combine and hang out with you, I'm not asking to go up dude I just want to come. And hang unlike soak it in or whatever, and have a go at nine, and I will leave it to air every single fuckin every single night. And more often than not, he would throw me up and you know I would. I would never push it I hate that shit. I don't wanna be like women go to spot like I, just if you maybe on the shore then I wanted to show, if you don't want to be sure I don't wanna Show- and I would just get good in the belly room and and by the dna of twenty six forty seven. I would do it for years and you did the heart to write. I started at the heart of a bad. I will do the has a great spot man, it's it's it I d come ashore came after the harbour, the ha ha was where I got my first like start, because nobody would go there and I would go into a real people, an audience there and you can get us
age in real shows. As a young. You know I had no business being our real show, but I will go and I will do my shit and pay five dollars for the open MIKE and the beginning of the air and then finally make you pay the glanced I now and people would be like in fact I am like look, I'm just going to say job. So, if you ve done all these years of every night, basically do instead, what is this month and like for you this month, this quarantine month, as had been where this is the longest? I've ever been a string of being non state. I wanna be there the first night, everybody me to act as I do. I I've thought about this. The other day I'm like I had let go my special comes out today. So it's you know you can watch it on foot. What's it called Chris no pain? It's on. Now it's got no pain, you know see it right now: yeah yeah! You can see it right now. It's strange, absolutely Netflix! So now so, but my point of bringing it up not to plug it, but I'm so happy. It came out now because I don't have material
that I've been you like. I know rag alley long had to reschedule her fuckin taping oh now she was ready to go well. Louie was supposed to film. He was supposed to film his shit, it was like April twelfth and I wasn't, gonna be able to make it. I wanted to see his tape really air and always gonna try to familiarize ago you say he was gonna, do it in Boston, while he was doing these things April, twelfth scheduled in Boston. It was like the same week in what might be like this. We can, but it came out there we are. But he didn't. He sketches Earl cause. Ok, that's what it was. It was supposed to be a couple days ago, so today, Tuesday, he was posed to being like Saturday, this pass out it and they had to do he scrambled. Last minute and filmed in Washington DC and they don T just put it out is
Fuck it s. Gonna put it out of my website, but he was supposed to be filming. Like a week later like now and when everything closer than ever to realize I well the shit. We're sure can really weird they bumped it up. Now. Quite a few people have cancelled filmmaker, shorts Andrew sure he did to yeah supposed to be. I think he was supposed to be this neck around now. I think he was must be an l, L, a Saturday as well. I think it's the same thing Texan with him he's like Arthur you're gonna reschedule near. I think I was taxi with planning Louis was the week before. Whatever it's all right, I know Alley reschedule: where was she supposed to film? I think DC, I think, an Then she was gonna and then she was talking about like a minute. I might. I might she's like every scheduled for June, either We are delighted to have the resettled again. Yes, yes, yes, because the other thing is to once they lift the ban of going out. You think we're gonna run to a two thousand cedar Fuckin bill dummies, yet exact, solid, dumb.
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those functions like repairing dna. Maintaining cell health and boosting our immune system, so it gives you energy increases. Energy gives your metabolism aboot. So I do that once a week now and it's supposed to take two hours, the first I did it. I got it under an hour and then I've been doing it in twenty four minutes. The last couple one. So it's so you build up like a tolerant twitter, I mean just doing it. I don't know if you build a tolerance and you just get it customs duty. I it's very uncomfortable where You got, it's really really really weird and what are they stay shoot you in Yeltsin, ivy, so you're sitting there, and so I just try to see how much I can tolerate my arm goal was to get it down a ten minutes which I think is totally doable to do, intend matches open it up and just just sit there meditating take it and then so at the end it the uncomfortable nest is completely over gone, let's just during while yeah it's while it's happening so for twenty four minutes.
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I've seen some of the first one knows a lot diversities and as I remember you posting about the new season, when you are talking about you know, I think it would be the first time you really wash the show, but I saw it. When I didn't know what it was and I was and it like blue my foot. Can my like nobody had talked about it. Now, as I and a seismic, oh, my god I was Netflix in the beginning or not. It was I whatever, but wasn't I don't know, never version, I don't know. Maybe oh that's right, Yes, yes, I know the first, the first episodes at an over because I didn't know it was, but those blue, my fucking mind man, it's the one euro, a robots, chasing lady, the little little drone robots little. Oh, that's right, yeah. What is our call? heavy metals in black and white, or no did I imagine that is
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Show where I do that voice and it's a fucking drama and it comes out. Now- this is with a certain things used to be able to do that. You should never been able to do. They can't do anymore and that's what you can't buy it like you can't a stage for a more now. You can't be corny that anymore now, but you could still do that. If your radio gallic target You exact about this yeah we're all their lives. So weird, it's weird! You know it's weird: when ice do radio you'd go and you too to a guy in they'll be normal. They came in way following which grow Boston, alcohol, Google, our Oh I'm missing! Do whether and traffic in re invited Go K, cool leg, globally, Ehler dude, that's actually so fuckin stupid, tweeted, its those guys are all Those guys are always like you know when you would come up doing the clubs and shit and like you'd, go on the road and then like. You would do like that. The six o clock
morning noon and those guys would I describe those guys like you can hear their face life do not at me like that we like, shall I would tell you so you know you, don't you gotTa Atlanta, you know you two April so so, what's out like for you and then they lean any more like discuss, face fuckin makes noise, it's the weirdest thing and you dont know unless you ve been there, but do there faces are allowed in shit like that you can see the cracks behind their face of the real who they really are. When you close you crazy on tv, you just taking care of her grand, wonder who was the first guy that had the radio voice and then all of other people to start copy them? I counted it become that voice a matter for top of the hour here on one of six point five and the view that they do that it's not w its W W w. You love him and then upon
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What is your kid? You he's gonna see this shit. No, my dear! I should stop doing that she's out by the way you wanna be fuckin, really famous or what now so. I don't know what an unrealistic about issues like fucking you, captain market, doesn't do the shit can gaps where it is you, as your captain, using your back and forth people on Twitter perceptions right, our society twitters. Not right now, there's so many people. I mean hot in a bad way. There's so many people angry, because urban locked inside twitters These were yet the most and it's the yeah either by the way we go on Facebook. So not that seems like a fucking cesspool that does this. You have too much freedom to write, long things on Facebook, good point people are just two verbose. They just is too much nonsense. Yeah. I got my reading your novel, I'm not either man. Do you like this not even then a reader novel. Even if it's about me, I can access
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my funds really get off stage, and I say: hey You see my friends in is that they never came, and I said what so I called will say so, and I was Well, did you guys? Kommeni was Brion, said you're going to the improv instead, and I said what I called him he's the improv, so you know Brian So that's all I know you're good friends of the brain, so I called Brian and I'm pissed, I'm like these motherfuckers wanted to. Why to do this. They wanted to see me they'd, never seemed to stand up like it's fun. For me like it's not for me to do it for them it's fun for them to see, and I call bright. I'm ready to get heated Adam just be like what, because this motherfucker had asserted that improv aiding Fuckin magic, I forgot and ITALY. Where are you is economically improv right? So we stopped the time from a great. So I go and I'm here I'm hegemony Yelena bright and he picks up the phone and before I can even talk, he said as you ruin the night I said what name you said we were at the Fuckin improv do come on over and I was like
your mother, Fucker NEWS? I didn't want to watch you thinking too. Me and the respect it didn't. I mean well, that's a good approach if you're gonna do something like that, just Google the offensive right away. It's a great yeah, you, don't you don't wanna below, do I know in the museum whoops you gotta love. Yeah you gotta love. Anarchy is just a mile a minute and he is insane he's he's way more calm now than when he was younger when he was like thirty years. All could imagine he would always had these girls that war useless. They were, they were, I run a ways and there were stealin framheim though they would stay in this house. It was like a new girl. Stairs has like what are you doing? What do you do? I was always a mess, so one time I remember he came of my house and we're gonna, have dinner and we're gonna watch something like a fight, there's something
he came to my house. He was all my house for ten minutes and he goes. I can a party have to go to bed be banned. Or what are you doing? You came over ten minutes. The juice tell you from people that you're gonna we course, and I made- of a global just tell them to go fuck idea, but it was like. I think it was something where I was like some producer guy. Who is hope. It was gonna put him something sure he was literally miles for ten minutes, unbelievable the braided planets. Look it look at it and this is set for twelve hours, but it's worth it shoot. The only looks like say: pauses really looks like who's that old in Mc Clellan from little the x men we played Maggie, you forget yet a photo.
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there's whatever? So I was like interesting to me. I want to do it and I did it and I hope I played the kind of like nemesis for the main guy for the first few episodes enough it was it was, it was cool, but it was drama. So you're not like laughing all day, like I'm tied up to a chair, I'm fuckin Do in these kinds of rolls were like fighting in chicken and It's it's uh, it's boring, do not. I mean they're waiting for this shit here we go the same thing. Nine times hurry up and wait here pretty way and we are doing is doing the same thing nine times and it's a drama, and I like the project, and it was great to do, and I am happy I did it and the shows gray. I love the shop but the actual experience, from being honest to do these, like thinking about the revenant like that saying, that was fun has to be the wrong word, did isn't it
fulfilling shore reward rewarding great, but it's not fun to be in that when we got the money to like the way you do. Your part. Can you you just rant Rousseau, it's like animals right then the way you stand up your on stage its lie right solemn moment totally this the preparation all for the premier there on way in the years of a mere yeah and ever the everyday life of great there's six months, my life the year now wait to see what I'm doing next and I start doing the new thing or Christ. I know if you have one when it sucks. Like I was How can I downy right after do the army. I guess a long hard in the critics whenever denying its. Good for a nine year. Nine, wouldn't you so hard to very through anyway, it's fuckin best movie, that's the reality and the guy came up The avenger which, like only as comic book, movie, serious injuries,
and he is aren't. You can have a bunch of different spiderman. You can t could replace incredible hulk here. He's armor. You tried have some new iron man people. Then we will get the fuck out of here. I saw a clip of you. Maybe if you weren't real young, the beginning of iron man, he was like twenty firemen was never young yeah in the cottage in the Congo. It was an older guys genius. I saw clip or you're talking to him. I love him and dumb and he was saying and you are like it would be. So you were say nobody else can be iron man, you gotta, be Ireland. If ever come back, you gotta do it and it was maybe I will made. I want you and you said he would be so awesome if you came back, and you said it would be also awesome if you never came back like you, I mean that's, that's it. That's fucking I thought was interesting. Cuz. It's like wouldn't fuck, and you would want to see some because years, iron man right. But you wouldn't want to see him what else do it? But him hang it up after that is the shit. Yeah is some things go bad. You dont we're doing,
to be awesome like star wars like I was reading. This thing with this girl was who plays one of the people in STAR wars was bombed out at how bad movie was received. I had such an amazing time doing the film and I really love, did and then but just shit all over at right angles like we're. That's that's what you do You put something doesn't just as you and doing it doesn't mean people going to like it. So if you're, like Your Harrison Ford who spoil our guy killed. He might have got out right. Yeah before those things went. Totally sideways, is just like a show that doesn't by Britain bad, I had never seen breaking bad ever and Anon season five. Now, according to my great you know, what's in the show it ends after five seasons do if a show goes beyond five
sick seasons. It's really hard to maintain real hard. I mean like I was. I watched Dexter after four seasons Arthur the first forces were fuckin amazing. After the John, this couch ease- and I was just like our I lost it at the John Lift, the John Lift, our nose. I guess it's just like you would have been caught. It was as you know, I mean this idea. There was also liked is a terrible scene was choking some girl, bathtub and my dear cousin, I trow people's egg fake, still barrier naked one. Now, a buzz ronicky choked in any cut her leg in the bathroom, like the suspension of fighting, says that the peoples You like a wild animal. You would. I can hold on somebody like that. It's just you can't do a show for like walking dead, that's a great for reasons it was fuckin. That second occasion was amazing great. But then it's like a k to certain boy says fuck and terrible shown.
But it, but it's not even its Niven shows fault. It's the fans fault. We will you keep watching the shit, it's like it. You can't make a show good for thirteen, Jesus and unless you have like fifty people that are writing nine hundred and eighty people their working on the sat, all those people have jobs and one was stamp. Lloyd's every keeps gone, and if you quit there must be mad at you, dear heart, sign it anymore. I mean, like you know: Sopranos was, I think, six seasons advocates the most you can go, maybe we're lost loss was, the one by time was over. What is this shitty shout right. There used to be amazing. People forgot about lost lost was a King amazing, on earlier earlier, I saw the first few in the end, it was just that show got lost. I think
that that, because it was it didn't, come out. It came up before the streaming shit. You know once this attack him out like a few years later, it would have been people, so we talk about it by Philip people. Don't judge Abrams became such a big deal and other talk about him. Do another sheet which is looking for God about it dear to many, the thing about shows is now, unlike back in the day, you can access all of them. So it's not like if you wanted to watch star skin Hutch twenty years ago, like logger, awakened finder Randy Desire, a dvd stars kind average got about that, you can watch, you can watch you wouldn't want shed. So once a show was off. The air is off the air, but now they just pile up. Please keep piling up he's no way you can watch handmaids and oh tsar again. Stranger thing, that's why I give you gotta be ok with given up give us shows
your bag. You gotta give up like a game of thrones. I watch forces. I know you love that for cultural area I know, but I just you know what it's not my stylish show man. Why are you saying mean awesome? no way I it is awesome, but it's only awesome. It's like the bridge, bad. The reason why I love Rick about it was my sopranos. I love it. So much is because there's walking Schumer in it, man there's human, and sometimes there is zero humor and gave a thrones true, and I get that that's style, but I just can't be sucked into something for five. Six seasons were, nobody trips. Where nobody is just like awkward at a table and they're just talk about dragons in the most serious fuckin way, but Israel dragons back then
I know there are real dragons back their problems. There are real problems were, and I'm not rating, and I'm not saying that shows not great its absolute, the great and I could never fucking put that show together in my life, it's all its awesome, but it's just awesome all the time and I need a break from its some need. Humor. I and I don't need they d be reporting the funny. The whole time is a matter of fact. I don't want it to be so funny the whole time, sometimes funny yes When you watch Ozark Ozark differences and I saw was killer loved it did you give up after the verses? Yes, because it was mostly only awesome. Only humour that ever came is cause. Jason Bateman is humorous. Yeah, I wasn't a human lives on a humorous wasn't like, but it's so good the only time I can be involved in a fuckin movie or something with zero. Humor is if it's with like Liam Neeson in it and he's just kick and ass. The hall time until the end see, I feel, like he's, got brittle bones, he's too old and combine with all these fine.
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end of the world game. I forget what it's called. Maybe it's pandemic Africa with the name of the game is, but my kids were in it long before the ship was on and it's crazy is the way game works. If you have a good, if you have a virus, it kills people quickly, it doesn't. Bread? I was just say this on my part. Cast you because the vote it's in the virus. Best entry tat bread slower yet so it's hits more people. That's why this one so crazy, because not only does it spread, but it spreads through a bunch of people. They don't even show similar. Now it's slow because it wants to survive. That's fucking creamy. Does the weirdest fuckin virus average creepy, it's so weird, because I've never even heard of something more people. So many people tests positive and nothing happens to them weird, but some people are dead right now I mean we ve lost a lot of like really cool interesting people are gone because virus and then other bodies
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vaccine won't work on the new strain of viruses, mutated in India? India has its own version of it, so these doctors are scrambling to try to keep up with these mutations and figure out. Hopefully have no tailors were weaker version, but has a strong learning mutate every year, yes, and in those vaccines for flues s, so hopefully Toby balance with your right and the next flew could be like the fuckin each one and one that kills a forty percent of people hold out morphs into a weaker, so AIDS has had to compromise itself so often what these Proteus inhibitors at actually now they think when you contact, is it something you did their incubating? You can just have without taking any drugs in some cases a girl, because you are weaker, so the virus getting weaker issues? Typically, as far as I can say this typically as it happened to me I'll, just an historic but timidly I think viruses get weaker as they
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backyard, wants the fuckin way out of the woods a little bit. We stay there and then added nowhere. This old lady was, I can you guys, keep it down and where I could have access to this day I think was a girl. You know you should do actually bushes, I we should go hunting. You come you used to the camp. Fiery, don't you re sure yeah? You should be used, to be waiting for us when we come back with a repair the meal? That's right! So you be our guy and you can stay down after we are not going to. Let me finish after you down. You make us a meal and afterwards we fuck dont, says so moderate way. Oh bring in the wild nobody's. Looking but no big, fuckin cameras out their brow, they probably do now this guy and I we were and throws a reproach breaks. It was such a trip so great he fucking domino attacked. Cat this. I pulled quills out of his house and his dies. You pull the moment.
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in this way. You note that the chronic wasting it doesn't jump right now from dear to humans, but it could my uncle had that and he he basically my I'm sorry, I'm mad cow. He had. He had spent a lot of South Africa They don't know what happened, but his brain got holes in it and it was it. I should eat my causes. I call my uncle Frank but in fact he's my cousin. Your man he's just a different browser solely to grumble. I call my uncle frank. You called to impose a collar, namely spoken ass. I now I change it up. That's not It's our guides. My mother's first set heard my mammals first cousin, and he has been about Africa. Had holes in his breath. Lit What happened to him in there I watched it. It'll deterioration will, you know, just ran the guy. We will fight for the forgotten about low heavyweight yeah. I do
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None of this special you one thing is that washed in state they got hit early, so they might open up quicker of some is narrow, coordinated effort among governors to slowly open this whole thing up right. I don't know they know, what to do, because no one's ever done before right. So it's one of those things wearing what we can do when a watch one state, do it and fuck up and then we're going. Let's not do it the way north. Go to did it was trying to do the way our zone, it didn't nigger question. Is there something I Disneyworld? How do you open when did you do that watch says a good quoted. Somebody catches even when their there, many Mickey with a mass gonna hit him ass quote, was due signs. You saw her. Design. Rightly been years around us, be here, there's gonna be a new Disney character, Mickey the war in the California should prepare to enter a radically different realm. We're residents continue to wear masks and where they will be greeted at risk trans by waiters, wearing masks and gloves with despair,
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excited anyone. Can you play the trumpet? I heard that he learned how to play the trumpet to do this movie. That's an end. It was too hard gave up my fucking like this, I really would this movie ever know not our Chris efforts by the way the has some guy yet heads good afternoon actor, but just nobody gets them that's idea. Dumbwaiter client player beat throw shield. Is on Itunes. Before you won't have you wanna lowbrow? Would you want to play your dream? Rural? All I wanna do is actually movies. You do that's all I'm broke.
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