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So you know we're always doing the irish accent each other yeah. Why is that? Why do we need to draw could have been doing that for a folksy decades? I got Ireland unbelievable I mean it was like. I thought I told you over the phone, but I go in and go away the armorer for FUCK's sake. We heard you Joergen, we love the shore working, it goes. I started more Schwartz because a joke. You realize how it affects around the world: beautiful Galway in Kilkenny. This isn't even Dublin. You know what I don't think men are represented fairly in the media. I don't think there's enough actual. You know guys that are telling you what's really going on from their honest perspective as someone that you could relate to you know, I think a lot of people are full of shit and I think a lot of men could use some martial arts, it's good for you. They martial arts and companies, a great great mix it

work by seems like a wooden, but it really does work. You know what I was when I was a martial arts guy only and I got in a common aims, almost embarrassed of being like having something to do with marsh. Lots can seem so do she doesn't seem like that would like that would be funny at all Joe, even people to beat the shit out of me. I want to have a left. They want to relax too yeah comedy is great for you, martial arts, great for you, everybody and it's beautiful. When I hear it stuff like that that somebody is always great. I got such a kick out of it. I mean it happened every night, every night guys came because they heard me on the pod care. That's awesome, yeah! That's awesome! I get people sending me pictures of their kale shakes 'cause. I drink ale shakes every morning, so I got a lot but the ruinous Kevin James got me. I know it. James lost eighty pounds for this,

who played a fighter and looks fuckin fantastic. It's fucking face became saying. We always told me how strongly what she's an animal feed captain James loved to eat. He eats like a mother fucker but physically. That guy is he's a bare dude he's a big boned hat. He hit hard he's a big scary, mother, Fucker, and he you know he really could have been a fighter if you ever chose to go down. That path has like serious power like especially in his hands, but he kid he hit. Myths with marked electronic, and I was watching him hit them. It's like he's like a real athlete, even though he's is lost all this weight and he looks so good. I was so blown away. I was like what the fuck did. You do and he said the most important thing is everything I switched to an all vegetable diet. Everything was vegetables, every he didn't eat any animal products at all, and he did this for a long time. He went back to it eventually, but he would have a kale shake every morning and the idea was do you have this thing called a vitamix makes you throw Kale cucumber pairs,

ginger and garlic in their raw garlic, and it tastes like. As I mean it's barely eatable, you just sort of every time. I do it. It's like a little victory like they're. Just while I got through that next, the next day I went again every time I do it. I feel like I win, but we had a good, but I was just saying, but nutrient wise. It's like incredibly dense It opens up your bowels. Your shit comes out like like it's loomed up up and a range of one of those water lines. That's so it's like it's like. You It feels like wait, healthier or a slug share of total. I've always want to ships a spectacular, my shits. When I have always you well, I will tell you: what are you shootings I wish people could have if I could like recorded in play it back for you, you could feel, greater firmness is so full of joy. Is Erasmus? Do effortlessly pours out my ass and then started coming back of the show? My shit entirely green, your kid. It goes right through we entirely green scrape and it's like man,

how clean is my asshole. My asshole is like vegetable. Fresh martian is yeah, so that's how I learned from Kevin and that's like people sending these pictures now all the time other cal shakes, so I can get it. How do we know what the dinner with good, as my kills you to dinner at the palm that night, yet at the stage has yeah grapevine. I noticed a cabin was in a great mood, talking lamp and as soon as the food came, he was like a material. Look up by going to lift me. Oh that's! When Kevin had gotten back to eating again, and I was because he had really like we're he's all into nothing. He's, like is kind of like me in a lot of ways, is we're very similar in one of the ways that we get crazy about things. You know who you're crazy about golf into sport. Fuckin wanna play golf all day. Year after year, like that and pool our real problem, startled Wilma after three hour thumbed tired, I die

I played against woman the other day and we only played a race to five. It was like I was such a tease. I wasn't even warmed up, yet it was so I can, for me pool, is like a three or four hour experiment experience. Will you have that long time? Like I said, I said you have the marathon on Runner Labour Springer mentality, like sprinter mentality like when I'm onstage, if I'm doing really well, I can't wait to get cause, I don't really well. I want forty five minutes, I'm out of there being bank book here, but you, like you, love to like be up there for a couple hours and its great I mean, I think only if I can maintain the energy and senior night. Well, I think it's also, you have to factor in the audience is enerji. So I don't do shows as long as I used to do. I've done some stupid like two one slash two hours and the problem with that is people don't want to hear you talk for two and a half hours after while Wilder bored it's like and then the end of it was always like always became like this question right and if Foods fell to me like what I was doing. I was I was having this killer our ten minutes of comedy and then

ending, it would like an hour of mediocrity like this is like the question. Answers sometimes would be awesome, but sometimes it would just sort of become a Fugging yell, fest people, yelling shared and just become gross, and well some of that they've shot. You know that Dave Chappelle thing with the five hours. Yes, I said to the think it was up to seven, ok, whatever, but something ridiculous. I said to the book or the club. I said that he do material. She goes all new material, I said. Well, I don't believe that. So I asked the staff they go from material. He asked one guy. Where he's from three times the guy says, I'm still from Pittsburgh. Yeah, that's hilarious! Well, you know if people are willing to just sit there and you just sit around talking. Is that still stand up? You know it's like your stand. Up is your craftsman. When you go up there, you got jokes, you got punch line

set up, you got, you can't wait to get to them, 'cause they're killer, but I have no idea how to write. I swear to God, I'm not true. I don't. I don't have any idea how to write a job because it has to come out uh some way. I dont know how to like mathematically. Remember reader Brunner people like that. Like Joe technicians right and I'm due to how to write a joke- or you just say for anything, I just write what I do is I write in LA right blogs, like blog entries and then in the in writing, about something scissors, no pressure to be funding. Then I get the ideas for jokes out of that or we have ideas, Anile slowly, work them out on stage. I do a bunch of different ways. Sometimes I don't have anything written it's just this idea, that's been fucking with Maine and then I'll go on do not try one way, and then I say why I was that that idea was masons. Try it another way, the next time. Until eventually I get it. I had dreams list two weeks of shit that was killed,

in my dream. I was it something that we're playing pool right. Oh yeah, I had another one since then, but I was having dream about organic alcohol. What was that yeah? You told me were playing pool relief, pitchers? Yes, yes, I had this dream. I'm like I don't know Puckett. Seventy thousand people know what's up where we leave pictures. I mean you know what your relief of they get off. You know it's like and like such stoop Non Joe, I'm fucking. Like part of me, think I knew I was asleep or, as I can't wait to wake up to put right this, there was nothing. Nothing was forty percent funding up and finally, and you kill any real it in my pocket throngs please. I know I've done that before I know I've had dreams where else killin stage- I can remember good God- is the best

stuff I've ever written, and I couldn't wait to write it down. When I woke up, I will you talking never wake up laughing Joe, sometimes yeah. I had a dream. When I was first moving to New York, an my dream was I had a job and it was involved. I had to sit in soup to see how long scientists would stand around with these charts see how long it took soup to cool and it was chicken gumbo soup write an I remember sitting in the super slide and then I sit down and I turned the camera the camera in my dream, and I go eight eight dollars an hour sitting in soup. How bad could have big it was. Then I moved to New York and then the rest is history. That's hilarious. I think if you laugh a lot when you're used to laughing a lot, it's more likely that you're going to laugh in dream.

Yeah I want to Bert Kreischer, just sit there and laugh like nonstop in his dreams. I'll tell you why bird is a happy mother, Fucker right now that guys that I've never met anybody who's like more thankful for like a success and like things that are going well in his life and so happy, he said: happy nice guy. I always wondered about guys who are always depressed. Like Mark Meron yeah, I've got a lot more, but mark is one of those guys that was always so depressed. Now he's successful and he's got a really nice girlfriend goes just bothering you guys. I don't know what to do. I know what my feelings 'cause, I'm so used these so used to being miserable. It's gotta be careful man, because that all that is really bad for you, although it years and that's not like woo woo, that's like that's real

years of harboring resentment and bad feelings and selfishness like that. All that negativity that fox with you man that keeps you from sleeping right, it's better to me, though, I'm sure it is I'm sure he is. I mean he's a smart guy knows he's been one of the things. Is he doing a podcast where you really very but very openly bare your soul? Yeah, I mean he's like when he does these like monologues, where he talks about things in the beginning of his his podcasts he's being uh, he's very honest about all of his transgressions and his thoughts about him in the past and all sorts of different things. So I think it's like super therapeutic in a way to do something like that, like you can really get over your shit when you broadcast it yeah, you know, I, I think I think we all have a tendency. It's so easy to go towards the negative. It's just so dangerous. It's so Dane,

I think that's the more profound way to think it's, so it's so fucking stupid for you. I never really let somebody else is success. Diminish mean I just remembered. Never have you never been a jealous guy ever, but anybody somebody said one time about Eddie Murphy. Does it bother you that I said what the fox anymore? We have to do with me. He's tremendously talented like if he didn't do forty eight hours I would have, but you know what I love is loved about you, dumb and not just that you were great comic, but you really love stand up comedy like it wasn't. There's always everyone had this idea at some point, timing time in comedy that, I'm, not everyone, but a lot of people in Hollywood. You did put together an act and then you go sit com and then you go to sit com and anyone from sit come to a movie career and that's the only way to do it in any way out is not fun, but you you were like like being a comic, a murmur, come on making plenty of money who had a nice car, you live in a nice house like what

what do you want from me? I need what do you want from me? What else yeah one guy says amigos what else you got coming up? Everything is things like that at every one else? What else that's? What you gonna sit down? We go. I get a nickel in really cooler gonna movie and we want a series of anything big come on up. So this is the first big you got coming up at Jiffy Lube, a new muffler. I don't bother, I don't. I don't judge other people's career. It's a funny thing, though, like people will talk shit, I've seen so many people talk shit on twitter about random peoples. Careers, like whatever happened our ip to this guys career like with the fuck, are you. Why is that? What is that weird free shot? That's that's! You know, that's a bizarre thing right sports writers who couldn't make their grade school football teams or critiquing guys like Romanowski critiquing, guys that were players, never played, they never played anything. People live critique fighters. I've never! Well. I thought Kickboxing and Taekwondo, but I've never found in MA. All I do is ever you wanna Bellevue. It became up when you were,

but otherwise you would have yeah, I would have an I'd, probably be I probably a mess right now right about now. Physically I'll, never forget the flight that I came to see you and the mother, and the sister was sitting next to me. The good luck there was always a reality. Hits you. When you sit next to the relatives there was specially forget badly Caleb, that's it as a visceral fear that comes from people getting badly care because it looks you know like the Dun gag its head, kick to Hampton remember. With a fight Vegas and the guy got hit and rough got a new deal. He would so light. Remember was Felix Trinidad

Yeah yeah. We saw Felix Trinidad, I forget who is fighting, but it was when Trinidad was really coming up. It was when he was light. I think it was a welterweight fight, but yeah I caught him with a left hook: Bam dropped. Him Felix turned out a wicked left at the ref code without the one, the replica guy before he hit the ground up at least the back of his head. Didn't it just the front of his head was hurt. Yeah, we saw a couple great fights in Vegas. I don't remember well, as we saw fight there, but I remember we saw a couple good fights there. Boxing live is weird like you know, I'm used to it. The UFC 'cause, I'm the voice of it, but it's weird. When you're sitting There- and you don't hear any commentary- yes watching guys, just fucking get this shake kicked out of each other. Yeah, but it's just the sounds of it and sweat and blood yeah. The impact sounds in the ios of the audience HO ho shit. I told you what I realized after seeing that stuff. When I want to do it again, you know I loved it, but

love violence. I do I love, I just don't like fake violence. I don't like violent movies, because I don't like that. I don't like seeing somebody like Joe Pesci be able to beat some twenty five year old stud. Because he's a star awry right. I don't buy that shit outta here, you yeah, you know Joe Petty, almost got beat up by the bouncer laugh at all. You know. That's doing that was re. Read was mulatto guy. He looked like a human wall, while this was a different story than is altogether. Can they can the wrapper? What was can yeah I've, those red cloud? The more he says you ain't, gonna, Yanhamu, say no movie mother fucker animals. He was with yeah you, member can re. Our KEN was a big fuckin. Do football player and a wrapper, and apparently something happened and show petty guy. He tried to go crazy with em got yelled at Amazon and candles. I fuckin movie bids and he got fired kinda guy

If I had a really wow. That's that makes me sad. Jerry Messiah come on the planned here, the bust Vanni. Suddenly business body, I want you to come on their part. Am I gonna do via the body guy scream The aim of these guys fucking movie star body people to see the podcast say in whose them with your rescue he's crazy. Sorry Jamie Masada, the owner of the laugh factory, was a dishwasher at the comedy store yeah. He decided to pull together some money and start his own fucking business kind of money. Did he get together that he bought him a laugh actor on stage? I would say that he came over here as a jewish guy from IRAN through Israel. It came over here as a Jew. Busted broke, which for a Jew is like a couple. One million dollars

is this legal went well so anyway, the podcast is called Dahmer AIR at the laugh factory live live with leopard. Something like that. So it's when, when did you start doing this for weeks ago? That's awesome, yeah, it's perfect podcast view is perfect open to get Joe Rogan. I he's gonna. Do it once he gets back from Brazil with his fancy friends and who you doing today, Tony Rock Tony Rock powerful, Tony Rock he's funny man told he's good he's very funny. I remember I saw him years ago and then I saw him like recently maybe six months ago, so may get you so much below here really gets Kenneth interesting, the snobs again I love watching really good at anything. You don't want to jujitsu or comedy or love watching people get good at pool. I just love watching people figure shit out. I love knowing that that whole process of figuring shootout as possible. I love people when they're fucking life is falling apart and they pull it together. Yeah. I love that ship or love it

favorite things in life. I got Damn rocky movie, I gotta do it I'm starting to reach the depths of alcoholism for real yeah yeah. Well, we talked about the whole xanax thing going to try Marijuana Dominic. I think I do. I think you didn't make it. I don't smoke. I think you well, you don't have to you, can eat it. Jill ideas style has at all agree of Jesus Christ. I got it first, you gotta do legitimate drive and then and then you should do it legit get a license. You know you could get a marijuana prescription for a couple. Have varied allowance wealth goods black. Maybe next time you do, the podcast will plan it out. So I'm driving you have to worry about driving anywhere and will bake you out on air. Ok. What do you think good suppose I get paranoid? Well, that's very likely it's very likely, but how much does it take to get you high just a little bit? This is really strong weed. You know they keep talking about that in the news and we've talked about this

podcast before the numbers of you know. The thc is so high that this is not your fathers marijuana. It's totally true. It's fucking really strong weed now, but it's still not going to hurt you I'm going to kill you. How long does it take to wear dangerous it just freaks you out, you could take hours depending on your body, she's! That's the only thing I don't like getting stuck in something yeah. If I don't like it well, it could be an issue Stanhope, but he doesn't like it stand homepage swede. So, like a glowing like anything down yeah did I tell you that one of the best friends is prosecuting the cinders case. Oh, my god real, and he will lie, knew about like over a year and a half ago, but didn't they had been gathering of evidence, and it's really interesting, I mean it's. We were doing like role playing and trying to see what Sandusky would stay if you took the stand, his wife on the stand today. What do you imagine that's crazy, my gun and like we're doing things, why? Wouldn't ten kids,

you know embarrassed themselves that come out? Well, I don't know, maybe they miss remembered it love that misremember. What bullsh, if so, scary the whole story so scary, because they protected him yeah they protected that guy. When people freaked out when everybody went into a God dam rampage 'cause Joe Paterno got fired, I wonder what information they had. You know I mean who job when you just go to the cops. Oh yeah, you have to look at that. Why would you go for the chain of command? What is this Nazi? Germany? I don't understand, I don't understand what how many dump I don't understand. What happened, what they said happened was he went to there's another assistant coach. We went to his father and then they went to paternal paternal with somebody else. I would have gone to the cops right away. If I see somebody hurting a kid band commander in how do you not beat him to death right there on the spot? Yeah that's got to be an instinct to you would want to beat him to death, guys raping a boy

uh. The whole thing is just so creepy if it really happened. The way they're saying it happened mean I'm assuming at this point in time that he's guilty. No that's! Why would all these kids committee? Are you right now? We have simply come from the same. I would certainly not are you not just for the sake of being fair, the whole thing is fuckin horrifying. It's so terrifying, it so terrifying that they had this monster protected the day they produce It's really the case yeah, that's so scary. To me, it is well how Catholic Catholic church type stuff. How else could they not know? I mean how could they not know the catholic church type, selfish, funk and horrified? We just have a priest that molested us when I was in summer in summer. Camp really never got me because I such a nut. I was always a light sleeper in afraid of the dark like a real man, and then I would have a flashlight on under my sheets. So I know

I slept real late, but he and we knew about it and nobody said anything 'cause. He was a priest- oh my god, and then they just had a whole thing about him. Even though he's dead they condemned his actions and stuff and the Philly papers recently what he needs to do. He would just like you know, Zhirkov kids in their sleep or would it play with them or whatever I'd? I don't think I don't think he did any of the Sandusky type level stuff 'cause. He was most sleep thing. It's amazing when you find out how many of them know my gun, yeah. Well, apparently the whole not having sex thing. Abstinence thing doesn't work well, not always in not work like it's. Who is signing up for that? It's not like you go to a different Heaven in Maine. All I have to do is be a good guy and follow God's word, and I go to Heaven too, and you don't get pushy. I get to fuck my wife and they don't get that that's ridiculous yeah, that's the

no natural person NASA would mean that some wrong with you is bad for your prostate. Let it come. It is unique, prostate cancer, it's terrible and anomalies, a terrible like how. How could it an organization exist that has this many people, the fuck kids? Could you imagine they just started up tomorrow there, the catholic Church start up tomorrow and all of a sudden inelegant? no catholic church and then all of a sudden they said. Listen. We just found this new religion. It's we're really sure this is what Jesus really meant and they just started talking kids, percent of us by throughout his wig right away. People would stop it. They would go what the fuck are you doing you can't. You can't do this. As you know, the shifting of the people was just as bad as some of the horrible they re putting a predator in a new area. What that was Ratzinger. The guy was the Pope right now he was in charge of that shit. You know what he said about the ay said something about. Why did they cause Ireland? The churches are empty and they said why you know with so much molestation. He said it's a mystery,

what the fuck! What kind of answer is that, like everything, is a mystery? It's a mystery: it's not miss universe. Mart! Irish people are fucking. Smart yeah, that's, why are smart? They are smart, the smartest Falk I love doing stand up up there, they're rowdy, smart people and then they're not buying your bullshit. You can only fuck their kids for so long the rest of us to catch up. That's right. Ireland's figured it out yeah you can't fukhar kids. That's all I've been going to Kilkenny more than any of the other markings. You know they really know a lot of people there. It's so fun going to the grocery store. Next to the hotel, and this asian guy called me dumb around Amarillo. In an asian guy with an irish accent, tear fires heavy. I can't do it He says he makes me try. It makes me seventy this summer this on me. I we don you come back again next year at the african nations like Athos. Miles away from my house. You get around here, give me a sale,

but you know like thanks a lot mister a free sandwich, but it was really really cool of him. What is cool when you go to a place, and you develop like friends that you see like once a year so yeah it is nice. It's really nice aspects of the road. Absolutely I'm in a little town, Kenny walking down the street. Don't worry down my heard hit the USA today for you. I know you like the sports there, 'cause they're asked they don't like basketball. They don't like they like soccer and hurling in Irish. Hurling hurling is not it's not throwing up, and it's like in rugby with sticks such a great idea. It's a crazy game. Oh my left allowed the dude. I've never heard that throw that shut up, hurling, rougher, Silas Idle across irish people are savages, they're fun. I'll tell you: why did Joe and tell him to have a problem with drinking? I actually told the audience give up you win it completely. I came here thinking I was an alcoholic. I realize I'm a moderate social drinking smoking. People win.

I've never met people less understandable that were speaking English than Northern Ireland. Oh yeah 'cause. They don't move their mouth like ventriloquist. Oh my god, look at this fucking game. What are they doing? This is called hurling, huh yeah yeah, the Kilkenny cats in the local team why they must hit the fuck out of each other with those? Oh, yes, my enact shapes neck. Look at all. This is good. The smash your menu each other three thousand years of sporting heritage, crazy ass came to beaten. Walk out of each other with hysterics. Oh, my god, oh and they've run right into each other, full clip and that's why they think american football is such pushes 'cause. They have so much equipment on this is this? Is the craziest game ever? I did not know this existed. How can I be aligned for this long? There's, no rule.

This guy just grab the ball through it up in the air and then hit you say, no rules or new new rule. These cars or animals. How long have you known about this since I've been going there? You know I used to wear their shirt when I could still fit into it. It was in Montreal, but I hate seeing that look at me the image I have no idea that I look like that. It's like a cat without whiskers that thinks they can get through any small space. I have no idea how bloated I am my eyes. Look like they're half open you take my doctor, Castiglioni said to me: who is Craig Ferguson 'cause? He uses his old kind of language goes so young. If you look like a China man, I said who says China men in the last time you were here, you were talking. I tell you again Inuit well, you said you were looking like an Inuit. Thank you so yeah develop a school like and I could still even at that look. I could still get women because of my act

as they come from my axe, powerful down. My rara. Will you just in Atlanta, I'm in Atlanta or is it in Atlanta? This weekend went great thanks line going to Lantic City on the 30th and 30th of June at Tropicana, oh nice, I was telling and again it tickets available for that. How do people get those tickets? I guess just call the Tropicana Box, so it was probably telling her mcgettigan who's doing the Sandusky trial. Is there anyway, you could plug my date. Lantic sees. How can I do that We know you open with the ladys jammer jury. Runner, Dishpan Sandusky has caused so much pain to so many people. Unlike greeting Rare will be at the June thirtieth they declared tickets available. I would be hilarious, but your majesty Ashley S share it took about taking the credibility away from a trial. Yet oh my fuck up the whole trial that might they might get get you might get off. They can't really

around, you is reading some of the opening statements to me, and somebody said: was he reading it for you to punch it up? I don't know just give it bounce it off somebody I'm not supposed to play so he's the prosecutor. Is the product, and I send him all my positive energie get that mother fucker he's yeah he's a genius man like it's amazing that a guy likes Sandusky still alive with all the negative shilling as done. How is his body still holding up? How is this still alive when he waves that people like he's running for office, he gets out, he smiling, and should we can see how psychotic he is. I mean if anybody else accused if you're innocent either accused of all this you be out of your fucking mind. It's so weird, even think about it, man, it's it's so sick and gross. Oh,

this isn't so few things in life that disturb people more than someone taking advantage of children because they know that the whole future is that kids, futures Fuckyou poisoning that kids mind. Let's do one thing in prison. They say that child molesters get their asses, kicked yeah. Of course, there's a lot of people are other the livelihood of torture victims as children. They fuckin they.

But I love when people do. I hope they do that to him in jail, but it's going to take him there. Looking stretched out grass, I skied they're going to kill him. If he goes in general population, there beat him to death with sixty nine, now right, yeah, and then they put it. If they put him in solitaire in isolation, I mean it seems like they're just going to convict him. I mean it just seems like the evidence is pretty overwhelming mean only the problem is with these kind of trials that has to be one hundred percent. It can't be a hung jury. If one person is not sure, then they have to do a re trial. This one seems so crazy though it almost neat requires a second case. It requires him to be guilty and then you to go back to the whole school, an everyone involved. How to fuck. Did you see that

come down after this, the president, the guys who resigned or going to yeah? They have their day in court, most Paterno's dead right then he died. He died that killed him too and he had cancer. But I mean he would have thought it. He just was, of course, a beaten man. I said I mean what a terrible position to ban you know they didn't have it all those years that had incredible success and he was king of Nittany Valley. You know Penn state and then boom fuck man. It just shows you the Santa Fuckin' movie, this kind of movie. This world is strange. It operates it's fucking strain and you know they are famous for their linebackers. They called it linebacker you and who was the coach of the linebackers Sandusky, so he was. He was in revard, revered, revered river coach moment in turn into Irwin, Corey member. I feel he was Redmond

wow. That's nuts! Well, there's a lot of guys who do really good at coaching because they really like men. That makes sense right, yeah. Well, it really looking out for him. Yeah people put themselves in situations like that scary, because some people really do love kids and they love to see them successful, and I mean I was a great fourth grade. Teacher 'cause, I fucking love the kids and I told him I said I don't care, I said, do it, you know I want you to be happy watching it by self esteem. You learn this ship great. I said. Let me tell you never going to being somebody's math is such bullshit. I said you're going to bind the Goldman. If I only knew the pythagorean theorem I get out of his champagne, it's better to have their happy right and learn. I did learn pasta marks 'cause, I don't wanna get in trouble, but basically I want you to go to

have fun in life. You know, I said the teacher, that's a great advice. If you don't want any mathematicians for the rest of human history, issues are going to come out anyway. The kids are eggheads who are brilliant. You just shouldn't force kids like that. Like me, who had nothing, is it possible to teach really complex things and just make it fun? Yeah yeah. The only thing they couldn't understand I could never get through to the kids. Was the relativity of up and down how there's no absolute upper down its relative to a point because we're in the universe yeah, I mean, like you know, like people go well, they don't understand how people in Australia or not upside down right. If I could, I could never explain that was from a relative point, but there are only nine hundred and ten years old right. What is hard to grasp the whole organic spaceship thing? Oh yeah, that we're all floating down here we will be looking for land look of property, DOM. Looking

settle down. Put a house down this problem now, there's nothing permanent stupid. The whole earth is a convertible. Yet flying to the universe, convertible that can be easily. I have another convertible yeah they and it happens. That's the whole theory about the moon creation. The most recent theory is, there was earth one and earth one was like fiery, fuckin ball aflame or whatever the fuck. It was different and are well what about it was different than are too, but he got hit by another planet that created the moon, change the whole orbit of earth and change. The atmosphere and that's the reason why everything exists today I mean the reason why we were able to sustain life, because our temperature is remarkably consistent because of the fact have a moon's at it yeah. I don't know how it stays within a couple degrees yeah, that's part of it part of it is the moon. The moon keeps our orbit released

somewhere. Another, like it's gravity, interacts with us. I don't understand it. I don't understand gravity I mean we're supposed to understand what makes things float in space and what these things are. Those things I used to have a fear when I went to the beach that I would be sucked up into the air gravity wouldn't work just for me. I switched that day. All of a sudden, I'm going to suck gravity thanks a lot, and I can't get down gravity is a crazy thing to rap your head around that there's stuff floating when you get outside of the gravity of the earth, so you pass a certain distance from the earth where it no longer pulls on you can float yeah like the earth has not that far. It's not that far too a few hundred miles right amendment thirty miles or some. I think it's just how many miles is it between things up there at three hundred miles is like space shuttle. That's like that's, where the spatial insensitive special, nothing like two five thousand three hundred miles to go like somewhere around man, it's crazy and then they obviously that's where the space station is. You can float around up there, but I don't know

I got what high you can start flown. Where do you come crashing deal that and what hygienists float around as kisses? That's all define line man. How I was doing a roast with who is the first man on the moon by Neil Armstrong, Armstrong, I think was Neil Armstrong was one of those guys Buzz Aldrin Buzz Aldrin, who is a member of the friars club? Really I did a roast and I remember saying like what the fuck could scare you you been to the moon right. I imagine sitting in a ship going boys were over the moon today. If you really want to the moon, don't wait a second. Was it a Disney film Joe? Are you telling us that nobody really went to the moon? I think it's very possible that people went to the moon. It's also very possible. They think the whole thing well, if they did, it was like a so. I guess I ll ever heard did a good job. They ve got us all. Excited people think I'm retarded for taking this in their right. I am returned

it's in everybody else. Special. Thank you like like what is your name Special S special was that song I gotta have some attention. Oh yeah passing the fuck, the pretenders, oh, no, no, no, not the pretenders yeah. I think it is important it wasn't. It was a fucking can't, remember, name Williston Paddies, ban the harbours operators, one. I think he was a tender hearted, regular rebellious. I used to work with him when the old Gary, really I Tom Paddies, apparently needle songs together. I remember when I was a kid. I was about thirteen years old and this gross tell me how cute she thought Tom Petty was, and I ll never forget. That sounds like Tom Penny is crazy, Heinz Chrissy hides! Thank you and I was like Tom Petty. Is such a bad mother fucker that this girl's they think he's cute?

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How much money you have adult really difficult! I mean the whole thing about make up and getting ready. Oh, I was out of fucking. I was uh. Well, I'm going to say where it was ran into a woman that was very hot in like the 1970s and now she's, you know she's getting along in our in our age and she's got all this plastic surgery and ship, and it was so weird to see so famous person. I want to say her name, not Joan Rivers. I want that no was Joan Rivers looks like a cat. Now like a space cat is this looks like an alien watching scary, it's weird gyptian yeah and I wonder what she's doing if that's permanent, can you can you like? No, it's permanent yeah experiment. We can't like relax and stop stop doing what you're doing that makes your face like that. Now I remember I work with somebody who I love

HU. I didn't. I don't want to really go into it, but she had had plastic surgery and kept the nine year which he smiled her when she left her face. Didn't move sugar Gary. Does that botox both types issue: shootin you shooting poison. In your face. I e a guy who used to work and he's the run casino in Vegas he had Botox and who is going to mean emotion. I go happiness and go never make a face. Couldn't move his face. Why is that look better as well just looks tighter. I don't know if it looks better. I think you just kind of deal with the fact that you're getting older, Bich yeah touch touch it. It's just weird. I did get some botox for my girl, pussy? Oh man, you don't say much, but when you come in then shall we realise? Why are you here? Not true talent shines. You feel the hope

Show cancelled when he made that covenant. He swings a lot of pitches and I'm trying to get him to calm down at the plate. That was my three hundred pm hold. That was your work. Three hundred pm holds 'cause. I heard Don had at leave at thirty. Do you have to leave it three? I can do another fifteen minutes, alright, another ten one thousand and fifteen. That's why you did it really send it out yeah it's! You are smart man. I I take it back. I sort of like a suicide bomber for podcasts. You can see the difference is your podcast available on Itunes. I think it is and what is it is laugh. I started with left factory. Dom rare lie recent. Now it's done my rarer lie. With the left factory. We should figure out how these people can find the stamp of the fine. I should add that should be better day. Then he asked me about the Tropicana shouldn't had a call yeah I'd better get or I gotta do some presence. Well, you're you're, one of the great meanings of our era and you're out here with a barely functional website and very little twitter presence

he's a twitter now, as you have to have it, like my God daughter, moved in with me yesterday. So with her living there she's going to keep me updated. Oh that's great! There you go beautiful, you can where you ve, given up on this. At the moment you have doing it yourself. I've done it myself at times, but you know my thing is. I have mostly sports things that come to my head, so I would like that build bird's sports should all the time and people get mad at him going to unfold. You want more sports called fox. If I get it gets Romania yeah you do his shell he's fine, I would love to you. Just did mine you have we can grow. Is terrific and he's done this POG Jas he's done nice House chronicles one? That's you gotta do that. Sometimes that is the most fun is done. The work is done. I shall Scoggins Did you damn? I don't know how you did it when I was in here, yeah yeah, you did it when I was in high school boys are what everybody saying. I love that there's so much fun yeah, not this Friday coming up, but next Friday

round by now. Let's do the ice house we do have one this Friday. You have won the strong views on this matter. I think it can be play the bones on guys, but I, but really put that they can. We shall together announce it next day or so. Let's set one up for the Twond on various is definitely doing at a powerful. Dom bears was set up for the twenty ninth next Friday, so or insectivorous make it happen I like that hat, but I don t ever around a weekend. You gotta, come and join us doesn't allow these. These Ayesha shares so that stuff I love hanging out. Crowds are fucking, amazing, the crowds it's all podcast fans now was talking above Fisher, but when he was saying when you tell the people to come- and I said I was going on Wednesday night at Midnight- there's no club in the city- it's packed,

tonight at midnight is amazing. It was sold out too, and it is so fun. The crowds are amazing and you got some great fans. Smart, I'm saying they're, smart 'cause. They laugh at us. Well, we're super lucky! You know, I don't know we pulled it off somehow or another, but it's by it's by it's by what those guys in Ireland were saying it's by just telling people you know: what's helped you telling people what you're really into stop pretending? Everybody tell the God Dam truth, my nephews, twenty and he it's never been more excited about me being on anything since Hey Arnold right when he was a kid like you know, 'cause, they don't really relate to, like everybody loves Raymond Seinfeld and all they don't relate to any of those credits. They would love this. They love like you with the tough you know I am a guy who's funny

may. I have a better me. American medical association. Gonna have a good actual, thank you for your therapy, but that's all some more anything. We could do to make this world a little bit better places help the young young help the young young that are coming up and give him some sort of fuckin perspective its different than the one they're getting every day, either at work or at school or in the media. Getting this perspective that you have to be some asshole doesn't exist, yeah some guy who doesn't exist have to fuckin'. You know have to abide by their silly laws of political correctness. He can't tell the truth. I can't you can't be honest what you like you know since the fuck and terrible place where people have to live in, and justice shitty state of despair Alla time it's not necessary

I like to watch two women. Sometimes I get a little lazy. How long do you like what you're doing well like a video? Well, that doesn't really do it for me. No, I don't know- maybe I guess if they were right there in real life or will. I was gonna, watch voice. It once in real life. Loves you a couple times, but once that was like a video where there are actually making a video, and it was like one of the most stubborn sexless things. I've ever say how you saw dominant yeah, whose real weird it was they were, they were doing. One of the duke was a writer from his radio was poor

right, oh yeah, before no writer, he, I think, you're going to score. He dated a bunch of girls that were in the business and it was a long time ago. This is like we're talking about like ninety, for I guess somewhere on then, and he broke up with this girl because they were out at dinner, and this is when reality set in to him. They were out at dinner, and issues like just like really tired. She wasn't always like. What's matter, is I say something she's like, oh? No, so how to do anal with this guy all day and just God, she's thirty hate that and all I could think of this, like can't wait till Friday, how does anyone fit in to the world that I'm leavin and how is it that the woman I love is taken taken Dick in her ass all day at work? I know why said quite the job I member were at their Riviera Steve Europe was there,

want to go up, I mean even want to Steve, is very faithful to his wife, and you know Steve right, yeah sure, and he tells me he want to go and watch them shoot porn or up in the penthouse I'll get chapter I said yeah, I got in in this girls peeing on this other girl herself wow? This is romantic. Where are they in the tub or something? And then that night we had? We went up there and me and Sophie Sophie wanted to see it. My girlfriend, you know, and the girls needed so much attention when they weren't getting attention, is one girl lays down on the piano which you want to see my trick and she put a cigar holder that, like a little capsule that puts on cars in like a metal thing, she put it inside of her and she popped it out,

but she shot it so hard. It fucking hurt the girls far ahead. Usually she staying there, the girls peeing on the imagine if it left a permanent mark, what happened to you? I don't want to talk about it. Holyshit, Jesus Christ, yeah, but you're right about having a wife and husband and wife, and one of them does porn another dozen or both do it. Weird is weird so this dude took me to set, and these girls were doing it an it, was Jill Kelly and Janine. Sadly, to say you know both of their fans they're, both beautiful Janine is really yeah, and this was back in the day. She only had have no, she had any tattoos. Maybe she had a couple, but now she's like fully sleeved and show yeah. I don't yeah it's weird, but and they were just two girls like eating each other out. I was like this is just so strong

changes so that the music in the whole, the whole thing will watching the cameras, circle them and seeing the lights and the guy with the boom mike- and I was like this- is so odd. It seems so strange anybody got any gum. It was just also. It was almost like when the Gore Shambley, our course didn't seem, like you know, a division to girls and they are just sit on the couch and all of a sudden. One grows. Third eaten a girls ass. He built wow what the fuck like you'd be nervous right. What is happening here this is crazy, but to watch it like two to go and like it sort of orchestrated and action. Ok in our two fingers.

Now, ok, yeah, let's spit on it, spit on patriots higher razor. I was at the at the MAGIC Castle and a friend of mine and it's one of the dancers from the shared tour came in who I knew for years ago. So I could just say that 'cause there's so many of them an we go back to my house and we're by the pool table and Christy. You know my old girlfriend comes out and I shouldn't say her name. Well, it doesn't matter it's not her. Last name still love you and she has huge breast and then she took her brow up and just had sure honours demonstrate our and the greatest casually walks over to our lives and start second bow in me and my friend Ali we're we're just like they're like holy shit, and you know and we recipe resources as a joke about like actually he's been a jerk you as a joke. You take me home, we take area a tough guy and there is the issue of some odd and

who is sexy to a point and then one of the girls wanted to go down the other one. That's where I drew the line. Imagine if there is so as many like really openly bisexual men as there were openly being sexual just different. It's different! Well, it's different because it's bullshit because a lot of really bisexual, some of them are for sure, but there's a lot of web acres. I'm saying they're faking done that could not an act for us now see don't break my fan, there's no stigma attached to it! No social stigma. You know yeah girls, genuine, like girls, of course, but there's a lot of fake lesbians out there. We all know that I know the girls there are in the porn that our girls are already Amelia. I mean that, although a lot of them, not all those cats and most of us- I mean if they, if they're, not gay, they tell you well, I'm not talking about girls they're like into hard core sexy there. I'm talkin about girls like making out with girls in bars and shortly, but they don't actually.

Oh yeah yeah. It's a lot of that going on with their doing it for tension. Will you ever hear of lugs lugs lugs? It's a phrase in high school and college girls used lesbian until graduation, no yeah like a lot of some girls just do well. I just one of my friends, daughters is a look really took. She said she said she was going to Let's bids you graduates, wow and then what happens graduates to Kirk. I don't know what happened but, like you said that you'll raise your eyebrow guy who rules that's hilarious, yeah, wow, lesbian until I've heard gay for the stay for guys are going into the prison. Oh really yeah. I never heard that now they go gay weather in prison. Only just came for this day. The brain. We don't watch enough. I'm asking you to Martin enough Mexican Gay porn settled down. I don't think there that exists.

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Invention. Oh I see I see and then they hire comedians can perform the convention. I didn't even know this jockeys have conventions like that. I mean I've heard about it, but I never saw it. We don't have a fucking convention, but we should have a fuckin coming. We need, we need a death squad celebration. Let's Montreal is like will devil of others would be there. I'd love hanging. Montreal is that's the short. That's one one place. That's that's legit, like celebration gathering of comedians yeah, but after a while I stopped doing it because it was like it would kind of cost you money you know like. If I spend like a week and a half in a place, I can't spend that much time away. You got it yeah, you were you created your own niche you're smart, I mean you, never let go and its project gonna Brazil. Why I like working for the sea to I don't know. I think I think you do more than one in life not happy. When I'm doing my only one, I agree, and I told them do enraging both to next week one

the one they shoot, unplanned Joey Louis raging bull, to hear now you know. First of all, I guess Jake Lamar must have all the rights to his obvious. It is on life goes on and how they can do it without is he I think it's under his auspices but like in on? It doesn't seem like raging both to me without the neurons corsage, but I heard the script was really good like Mars, whose Duna whose direct Zack IRAN is. Do you know who sing Bieber as Spencer Pratt? As did you look it up who's in it? I don't think it's on and that funny, though one day with the data traffic, one day, Reggie Bush to yes, this raging bull to what is it with the premises it like his later life.

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Ok great at it, and then you do a lot of voices yeah, I could do something voices the real job. Ok, by doing the real you know some kids, she was so dumb. She goes. I was Duke the dog and I was in my DUI class. I took my one of my teachers, his kid loved loved barnyard, so I took a picture of duke and sign. For sure you don't look like Duke taking an area where I was a kid. She was like eight You call the nine year old, foregoing eighty was cute kid. My god is. Ok tell it's animated that not all my rare! Thank you. Thank you for stopping by it's always a pleasure dome, your folks in the funniest comics of all time and proud to call your friend love YA, Rogan, how

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