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then we move which will gain experience by powerful David. Tell what's up my brother looking back, Try me, gentlemen. This pleasure. Every time it going to allay I'm always help. Unlike can I anguish, Joe and widow in it Thank you. Thank you for doing a man. You know one of the course things about being a professional comedian, easier to hang out other professional comedians guess you know, I talked to stand once he was. He was drunk course who is that's our doggie it, which has led to get there the road was like you know, one man egos I quit standard, but I couldn't quit hanging out withstand ups yeah. That's I feel to man. I mean it's we're. So lucky that we have the couldn't manage if I had to deal with like if I'd just worked with a bunch of people, weren't funny and hung out what only a bunch people weren't funding

would drag ah to drag still? Was there anything worse than non funny people? I just now that every time I started Doug, who we both think is amazing, Jack he's and the bag is at an airport authorities like the latter airport bore drunk in America, but he doesn't play. I dont want away the people warrant. Funny, don't get offended mean if the army, if you're, not funding you try to be funding. That's why I mean there's nothing worse than a few. Not funny just can accept that shit, Although that's bullshit, really, because how the fuck do you ever become funding? I mean you gotta. Everyone was not funny at one time why this millennium, I had occurred. Targets of the following areas on their phone all times is like very little connection. You know saint herbs like looking at stuff, we using its hard to be funny today than it was back in the day. I do not think that like for me personally, my funny stem from a lot of awkward situations where I was like how the fuck am I going to get.

This right and I have said something and they laughed and then I fuckin bolted. So I really help me in my earlier years of like AIDS Erratic sends a human you know, and unless you can become a comic than you realise, these other guys, like that, you know and then, like you know, we can all gel together. We also have like a perspective on things that a lot of other people down like a lot of people are looking for like happiness, fell, men, enclosure, acting as a comic economic role, with the way things are, and the humor and yeah I also at this point I feel like I have this massive obligation to continue to put out matter real Indonesia s hands and you really approve yea them, and they tell my guy we're the best time. We love you, you look, you don't have stopped doing like, while our I can't can't stop. I gotta get to work harder for because it I use did not believe that when people say that you know that they do for their fans, but you really

That's the only way you can do it, you gotta, do it for them. While how cool is that when a guy comes up two years as I did, I love this joke or, like you know, you didn't do that, joke that I love and like it's a joke, they liking it like a man. There is a reason to do. This somebody's listening, I like that. Do you still love stand up the art form D. So what watch? While you know we artist I mean I consider parliament, everybody else. I know an order to some degree but everybody else. I know in order to some degree, but I very few tools I too, and one of em. Is mention Dick Joe had I to always really can use the lot it doesn't matter. I don't, I feel, like I'm more tricky than I am like funny and like I do, take a lot chances, but I don't really know I feel like after doing to twenty six years, that I should have more together Then I do I don't you know you know we stand hobby. You as an example in saying why there's someone I'm not to do teaching, someone was teaching comedy class and it was talking about how

Confidence is like one of the most important things you have to know. You're funny the use of examples said that is the dumbest fuckin example of it's not true like hard fast rules is look at a tell. You now have a brilliant idea. Believable you one of my favorite comedian lie. I really come out from the point of light. I work really of negativity, so I think that that's that's kind of like my zone, that's where you will have our my iron man. I fuckin thing in my chest, so you have to hate. Even your own act in order to work how much you gotta have the flying a day early to pick up all the hate. I know I have and what has gone from what is it all God? I'm AIDS, like you know, first of all, like you know, it's kind of a great gig. If you do here or because you're alone, so much like state environment airport chain smoking and, like thirty degree, whether San Francisco, where was it is not

but like re evaluating your life, your act did all the mistakes, all that kind of shit. So I think it's like perfect. For me, you know I don't know how you you roll with, like a very cool crowd of like excellent, fanned, really. You know you call your own shots and I just look up to you man. I mean I bow to you, but I probably at the blowing you that's ridiculous gives too early inasmuch as you one of my favorite comedians is only a few guys and I will go out of my way to see and you use you certainly one of our thanks, with one of the things that we do different than anybody else is there we go on the road with each other, like we bring like if we go on the roads, Brian. It's me it's our its Duncan its Joey. We bring our it's a family, family. So if we go to eat, we agree that fucking thousand times a year in the great, mostly off Bogart,

yeah we're net out follow two thousand almost every city, and you know those brazilian steakhouses of every I'm gonna generic keeping its most amazing creation of colouring excellence they give you like a little love park like a hockey pluck public? Another of me no! No! No! This is its Chester coaster, yet its green on one side and read on the other side and when its green, they keep commonly like one of those in Brazil, O in Brasilia. Let's call it you. Korea Y yeah, and they ask a car. They come with judge. Flogging secures of me. It's cooked over open flames. I didn't know you were me. I thought you were like you know like very organic, and you know well, I mostly grass Let me offer my goals to ultimately grass fed me in game. I want one aim allow game what would the year old woman animality all the animals that ever lived dear, delicious, nominate and all the ones that ever lived out like that. I'd go back in time.

Elegant dinosaur would like to have a dinosaur stake. Can you imagine what a t rex take would be like t Rex tender loins down wings? Will you can eat? Alligators young people eat alligators on a regular basis, swamp people after breakfast down I've? Had it it's not bad. It's not that it is like chicken, a definite tastes like alligators. Yet that's what algorithms success, evil, swampy, just an evil funds, a dinosaur, isn't an angry monster. Yes, like the panda, the dinosaurs two hundred million years old in that shape, they haven't changed well filled. So would they? eggs. They existed more than two hundred and thirty years before the big, asteroid hit the Kilo yeah. They would literally been around a hundred thirty million years in this form. Shall we see them wandering around daylight? The rats of the the water lizard world give only if anything, rather serious there monsters, with David scary than them, is that they get python in

in Florida. Yeah I went through the alligator areas are a wire, and now the python started getting alligators tough shit see that now that would ultimately gonna fuck purport pull up the python eating the argue we we ve talked about this and the progress before, because it's just a most crazy thing. Ever these, these snakes, no natural predators, I would bet on the alligator I wanted. I'll, do out of phenomena how big the fuckin snake is going to eat analogy examined. It doesn't make us like all just fuckin nothing. Now by doing so. Snakes are so gangster. The annex do not and then I sign up on an hour is not poisonous he's. Just a wrapper. You guys or crushes you invite you that's the point of view. The upper ceiling doubt shit, that's a twenty foot pipeline. Would the alligator coming out of its body? Probably all got tail burst through the body and the thing died fuck. That's it the same thing. That thing is fucking enormous me. It's really hard to imagine how big that must be in real life. If you were out on that. Why it's out it's a wide around like a man's waste

Frankly, if that would be the ultimate like Christmas cards, sense somebody who has taken a view, Mayo Alligator age, aided by the Python AIDS jittering its? We have this weird thing about people, Fox alive to there's these people and for the right now that working really hard to bring back the crocodile demerit crocodile was at the alligator, now crocodiles, a different species, it's more aggressive there. They have longer point here, sit down and their more aggressive, an explosive and one just ate a dog and the keys the Florida keys, as is the worst hold a dog off a dock, losing to crack the area where a monster, but in Australia that's gonna happen like every day minutes they have scarier crocs. They have the big crocs. American crops are not that big ones in some areas. There ain't really honestly, you gone the ocean is the green light gang and others out. The dogs, Dingoes yeah just snakes yeah stroll any going live in a certain part of it. The exactly the whole medical

the whole metals death spoken the Bush death that what a great place to disappear discovery I know cell phone service yeah you wanted. If you were like some dude who could survive and you you were down with trying to live in the woods you could escaped Australian, they would even go look for your. They built a German. I was in New York during the other harking sandy and we would have a missile over before the shell, but, like you gotta, do Perhaps I may, like. Unfortunately, I prepped for the wrong doomsday run, which one do you prefer? I don't know, invasion of clowns like I'd prefer a good one good one about annoying, like clouds would be everywhere and we have to fight him off, would like water guns and something I am wrappers yeah exactly. This was like just fuckin. It was like apocalypse thick. It really was. That's Larry's I mean who knows now hoots. Did you expect it to be like that it was awake?

is inspected you now. The thing about New York, though, is since nine eleven, like our first responders alike, top notch. They really like step up. They know what they do. They got plans and stuff, but but I guess expected. Like New York City, soon army, like wave, hitting us, knocking out power for like two weeks and then there's like Staten Island Jersey, where they got it even harder, but you take the power of New York City and you got Somalia. Basically, it's a freaky, weird scary down, it's really strange, when you see how easy the film that covers civilization, can move keep out of savage just becomes after libel reels. You really have to worry about survival, because the first, spotters, are excellent. Don't get me wrong right there over theirs, Yes, your numbers impossible to deal with those parts of the city where, like I just walk around, and it was just dark and like

geyser roll up on you like you, can't see him and I'm pretty good like neck know, what's happening because roll up on me and I'm like, while this is like a Chuck Norris, you know that seen in every chuck, Norris movies factory, rivalling box, knocked over like that kind of thing. Like just weird scary, faces into sounds. What is it like to walk or on a street at night with? No God on Zan NO gone now, as I thought, what and if I don't sarcasm, what's going on here and we're walking like to where you have to go to and fro, and your neighborhood rose no lights on four days: no lights it I'll wear I live. There was lights, but when you like, we did shows that the commissar which is in the village they had no lights up until I'm the last day and we ve doing chose to generators which can I go away, but bad because it went out when I was on, but it went out and all flashlights and candles started popping out of the crowd. It was like that seen in Requiem for a dream, you know like where they like ass. The flask like a jack so is really it was real.

If we can show that it was a good choice, but when you walk around the streets, you like ok, this is like you know. What away? Where can I fight? Whoever comes out me with with and there's a lot like homeless people come and offer their men. Two so there's like they have an extra evil in them. You know, though, that's right because they can get their meds has no power, like zombie, stuff zombie owed. What walking dead can ensure that serious fuck now the wizard. A lot of that. Let me look was our allotted. Muggings was a lot and I think that it was right. There was some looting. There was some whatever, but it wasn't like Katrina cause. I talked to guys you weren't train and the like, you know, I was like this: is our Katrina like fuck, this like Katrina, was like the end of the earth. There was an end world there? That was like weeks and weeks and weeks no help, you know and no power and it was hot, not in New York. It was a little bit better than that.

So it can better now, but it's still, it was match it lets. You know what can go wrong in the biggest city in the world. Yet exactly when that happens, when the biggest city in the world gets essentially shut down for two weeks, that's a real eye. Opener apps lives like people trying to get into the city, and they had to do you know like buses and all the trains or like exactly like someday should kayak through these tunnels just Do it, like you say like I did it. I didn't think about what it must be like at night with no power think about it. My parents, I would have stayed inside, not have left Will you cannot its kind, like. How do you see where you're going scary. So unless it's a full moon, how do you see where you got exactly? You know that scare you thing I saw was when I was like driving around like? I was in a cab and by the way, we're like incredibly hard to get at that point, but there was like a candle in a window of a project, and I'm like this is what is going to look like after a nuclear winter like just like one hold out guy in in a project somewhere like

you don't Charlton Heston in the right. You know in the omega man kind of thing, and you know I was like this- is it does what it looks like I was. I was a freak, a freak alot of people out, but then I think the gas thing free them out even more the fact they couldn't get gas for their generators and cars. Instead, there are I feel like twelve fifteen hours yeah. I talk to a friend who said he was on line. It was two hundred the afternoon. He had been there too. Since six in the morning you stay the gas easily easily, that's correct We never we never. I don't think even the government, local, whatever state thought like there's going to be a gas problem. You know and nobody was ready, so you need gas for the generator. So Jesus Christ is Yassin, apply bringin everyone down, but it was bow not getting material firm it at all. At times I mean you know. The whole idea of, like you know basically doing shows like in New York, like the top of the line like guys you who, for the most part, are like. You know the hedge fund, guys you know the club

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is the one thing that you need is like power. It really is the one thing that separates us from animal. Well, we ve somehow another just accepted that that's gonna be around, even though it's only been here for a hundred and fifty years would have the hell. It's been we're, we're so used to it in a million years of human beings and hundred fifty years of power would just like to ask how we do it. We got power. I could see myself going to my ex girlfriend house and just hanging out and because she would have like all the candles and the world idea out. Yonder all dupe animals girl has is directly proportional to exact, how long she will cry of to have sex with a girl? we're prep, the little bit harder than do handles men. Those you know about that. There's, like thirty candles, a bridge is gonna drive. Wigwam is petroleum base whenever earlship, but we have a lot of different things to help you and survival situation. Exam and I'll tell you who really did not step up for this crisis, the dogs of New York City,

every other person in New York has died when it's all these failures, little dogs in us, like they ve, been genetically built all the cool like Wolf caught qualities that would have helped. Go on, so they like what we're gonna do. Nanny we have here when the snow hit afterward? Now I was already out of there, but that was like a one to punch of like said fuck man, a lizard and do the really scary things that they're saying will lose. Governor Cuomo Andrew call. Yes, a guy. That seems a good guy said something really interesting. He said I want to use the term climate change on paraphrasing M because such a load topic. He said, but you know his father had to deal with in twelve years. He had to deal with two major storm events and he's like I've, been here for twelve months and have had to deal with three while also ensuring, like there's it's very possible something's going on diving, there's doubling

I'm goin on. No, it doesn't happen in New York before, while you're on a buddy of mine. I assume you know to a big J overseen. Yes, he's a great, no love em. Do you know I'm ok, yeah power more with them yet, but really funny guy store would make but times his house was wiped out. He was like in the flood flood zones zone ay. Whenever you know it really is weird like when a flood comes at your house. Mucky. I like lived up, you know up in thy skyscrapers, but the scare part about that is likely to power goes out than you're like fun. It kind of stock up there. Until I am you know whatever happened so you're stuck up into the water drains out, exactly. You know, that's Gary Skeleton in all basically no hold on. I believe in the theory that it was a terrorist attack way things I've got, the terrorists are now hot weather, Ladys with beards Neptune Laden, your first part, made sense. Second party, just like your head, looked at with a fucking dynamite strapped to his chest. I don't know what you trying to do

a lot of people were just basically Milon around a lot of liked fires in the street, like people making fires and grant out which I think they should allow them to tell you and why not to keep a sense of social, exact effectiveness, wounds that do their food shortages and soup. Margaret yes, like the first night, like everybody, wrapped in terms of like you'd, better by milk in bread. They would say that the document read all the you know I would recall french toast that we and then, like the next day, you know you're, like ok, they'll, be more nothing. There was nothing left all the people from downtown who do not have access to food. Came uptown like a horde, unlike no. No, what you call it was good that they did because then and they kind of swept through all the bodies and suchlike. That's it was like wiped out. Wow, though, must be strange,

I mean that you always assume in America. There's gonna be food, but the other thing is the cellphone towers were downtown. So even if you had a cell phone, you couldn't colony body. My friend Tommy said he, drought, drove six hours to make a cell phone call drive around until he could find service, but was six hours. That's crazy. Cocoa service now. Did you see the video she was posting of her like in the rain, with ice quicker eyes, tease, wife Oh dear said she especial bling, big Sarah. She had self answer. Yes, it cellphones over centuries as posing these awesome videos of her in the hurricane like rain hating, her was he's wearing, may not know clothes separating the out of his great lack of areas that are rather than what t shirt cooperation with our entire wet teacher, got unlike Jersey. You played like so many times. I ve put a couple times because at that place without power, is

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when so well, you brought up something that a lot of guys have problems with it, which is the male star not being able to get, would be utilised While she called like she told us low was about ginger. Did she said they were cooked? lotta blow, which makes sense yeah, so that's gonna be embarrassing, is fucked with a guy. You know somehow all leads to Tony what we call lands harsher while they never use the footage. It does like there's footage where this guy never gets a hard on these bees. Bang in earnest, Dick is like half way. Right he's like barely chauvelin end is like pretending. It's amazing, you shouldn't that's it that's a terrible piece of work. You did there like the taxi. I guess it doesn't get excited it's like getting drunk before you go and stages. I can't you just wait and our yes sire pin me really the sad thing, what funding when a guy's drunk on stage and he's having a great time, I have seen crusher hammered onstage killin it.

Seen. I've seen, you know, videos of guys pull it off. Ron white pulls it, but it's sad when you drag on stage not doing well. The answer I sat around is it good drinker wrong is one of my bodies and he is like he's a class during those black gaze is excellent and it was a backbone drinking, but in the poor world, back especially in the seventies and eighties, like you know, blow back then was like considered I don't know you is it at all: it was kind of the outer all of our of our time and the people just did it. You know like fun and a kind of got him up, and you know it's a sexy gig and they gonna? Maybe they over get it, but still I mean I'm sure the blow is a lot better than the shit out there. Now you think so, I would have liked the real stuff back. Then I think it was a lot pure more like you know. That was like the hay day of life. You know just powder, it's funny that they just accept the fact that gonna be cut up, it's like what's so. Coke is so that such a watered down drug everybody accepts the fact has been caught up the largest universal

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coconut wants a very sweet like it, but ultimately you can't fuck with fresh cocoanut water. We get it right. From a coconut. Am I going to tie restaurant if, if you go to a tie, restaurant or even some chinese wetter, but you can see the law have fresh, Can I I never knew this need to split. The top of the list is that he took a spoon and eat a white. She is adding in the way it in their homeland he's gotta come it's really super help and for it to that discussion that water, the water from a fresh coca just feel so good after you, ve worked out issues yet to this day cook coal, steel imports, coca leaves which are used to manufacture cocaine. The United States do not enforce them for all legalization of, Colorado. They just legalise the arid recreational and why I wash it it's gonna be interesting to see what the federal government decides do about that yeah. They step in decided, arresting alleviating Lee Then the fuck alone. That's what long term we're just let it happen. I mean that

was it doesn't ever seem like anybody wants to relax the in this, country, everyone is always try to arrest. There's, no there's no relaxing of laws. It's like an acceleration of laws. Specially though the problem is that the economies down and when the economy's down it's hard to tell people. You know we're gonna change laws and put people at work who are law enforcement officers right, that's what would happen if you, if you all the sudden made marijuana completely legal and you didn't need DE agency chased after we have a lot of talk about employed people. There's lots of people that their the lot of rest. You look at all the arrests Millions of arrests attributed every year that are marijuana related and those all equal law.

Foresman officers have to work being up to people the jail there's like lawyers, court fees, there's there's money to be made in keeping an illegal, and so that's one of the hardest part about making anything legal as the money behind but has a work like you live in Colorado K, so you wanna buy some part. So what do you do? You go to a store is Trotzky flag. It you down like ice cream trot. Why wouldn't it's gonna be you're gonna have a certain amount that you're allowed to have and right now, it's the only medical set up in the country that, where they allow the growers to make a profit in California in knots, was to make a profit hesitated yeah, so California like when you see these big places that those the ones that get shut down, because you they're making like x amount of millions of dollars a year so a pot. Will you not supposed to be doing that when you do do that? I think the only way to do it as you have to give all the money back to the community. You make it

so that all the money goes to charity ease or in a funds since there there's some sort of a work around where you get a fair wage from working there and everyone, including the owner, would get a fair wage and then the money has to get distributed. Colorado doesn't have it like that in Colorado, you could just make money sullen we'd, that's how it should be like bear its farming man, that's what it is. It's fuckin farming. This idea that its different, because it's a drug, that it's so stupid, there's plenty of drugs available country to pretend this country is anti drugs, so well the dumbest fuckin things ever. Everybody looks forward to doing drugs. This country look for drinking! You look for smoking. We look forward to having a cup of coffee. These are all these are drugs. It's like let the people be adults is so much pain and like suffering out. Their minds will like if this this take some of the edge off of that letter. App and yeah you're not going to stop it by making things illegal, you just gonna.

Eight an industry of keeping it illegal. Well away. You get people and not do things is through education, and you know whether it's their own personal education legally to watch people fuck up and I've, never Dunkirk. I've never done come because I watched people who, when I was a kid who did Coke in their life, help I sought happened. I was like keep actually with me, but pleasure and athletes me like, as but you can't do certain things coax it certainly about one that bill, but a lot athletes due at the elections having these like a lot of the sports, guys specially, like baseball hockey, those gonna they were like they were racked out on that shit's onto impulsive trust myself. If I really enjoyed it, I don't trust myself. Onawandah have anything in my system. That's addictive, like that is its use. Cocaine is very physically uh, yes, heroin, raw, very physically dick

on the other that, when that, when I could see being which, because they should it, people have a heroine addiction, they should have the needle exchange and all. But you know we should promote, heroin. I mean you can't make it into a cookie. There's no lazarus you're a musician that, has to be a law that does not yield least try. Can you imagine if every musician had to do heroin like some of that bubblegum shit out? There are therefore in all different, take on it. Yeah no kidding does the nothing shook up the music world more then heroin, yet marijuana near

I get marijuana should enable us here, but there is, as does that, the bands who did heroin had very specific sort of they had like an intensity and emotion and honesty to their their stuff that the bubblegum people, you know if it's weird, if you go back and Lissouba like body Holly or simply a great music, but listen like what back I was doing and then in a listening, Nirvana bizarre in illicit suit about fire, valuable francs, apple outside chains. That guy was on every. I think, for example, was like almost the oh yeah. It was like out once

shopping kind of drugs, but it was a cold. I still like Yazzi, and you know I guess, lsd stuff like games where the word air the best. When I don't really know so, I don't want to say, but I wouldn't keep when I was fifteen. I would listen. Zap attempt in the church parking lie in just now. You know. First, I'm smoking, weed and you're just like listening to hear crazy shit. It was like watching it was like a virtual acid trips that guy is an artist that guy was really there's, no one like it. We aim is very unusual. I got introduced to him what else does public ten years old? My friends tat was anyone what about, for example, the mothers of invention, the guy. I remember the dude

of a sob, if a nineteen seventy do her saw about what is that thing? That's crazy s, car and he was in a francs outrages- are cool ass dead. That's the whole thing about like this all now, like we're rich people, you know it's like you know how much money the rich people need. I guess now like the ultimate park as a private jet, but back then it would have been like a car. You know we have not yet learned obsessive. I think you look at some of these hedge fund guys were they were talking about, there was one guy whose wife got some of the bail out money, because the bail out money a lot of what was in the form of loans, and this guy was worth. Who knows how many hundreds of millions of dollars but they showed his house. They, like zoomed in this house in the hamptons industries. King in San urge it right current. Using is this guy. I mean it, you can't even call it a compound. It was a castle. He had a castle. He has a castle in the hamptons. So I don't even like that when I go to a hotel like efforts to fancy you know like whenever they are for

these yellow guy, like I don't do any at a rate in the EU that it's not at my right or they are like hotel. I do my laundry that's what that's like the ultimate part for me, like back into my shitty laundry, because I'm on the roads along then I feel good, but there's some hotels where, like areas like, oh, yes, it's gonna get a massage Arkansas. The courtyard marryats. Yes, always yeah like a little out. Yes, I will home away from Home Korea Marryats good spot, it's a good middle ground like when I toward Norton and already Lang. You know we're on the its social tour. You know those guys. I think they like a little like more. I think they like it better when it's like that. I just don't like it. You know, but we usually all say the same place.

A fund to or because you know, those guys and greater guys and in a whirl so old? Now and like you know, you open through the ringer to some degree and Norton. This is incredibly fearlessly funny and already is naturally, probably one of the best comics arrives in my life, and you know it just find the hang with these guys go now we're at that age, where it's just like it. Just one be around guys that you know, and you can just fuckin casting my way. We place casinos and like it's like our biggest things like where we're going to reality. In our view, I a big fan of the night. It's fungal on tour with friends, really makes it the whole experience way better. I just did a San Francisco

in Seattle last weekend with Fitzsimons up. Is it one way as friends and common love that guy and we had a queer such a good time so far he is one of the most underrated comics, as his comedy is so it's so good, it's so dry and funny and well thought out- and you know I know this transit big stroke, Vesper comedy, but if you're anywhere, where Gregg restoring go, see him because he really is a great comic. I like em Yahoo, he killed it. He killed in San Francisco and Siano is awesome. He was really really fuck and funny. It's that attack style, boss and calm the as yet we started out together fits amount. We will again weak apart from each other. Boston is like turning out to be this. You know

the generation of the Boston Comics and are you Gregg Lily? Of course, Nicht APOLLO: these are the guys and there was a lot back down man. It was a very unusual time as far as the development of stand up you, you had one area where you had so many clubs and somebody comic sins. In town you gotta. I would always may amazed me like I would go to like Pittsburger Philly where's, the scene where it s going to get a next Thomas time to get us to just didn't, have anything that's really. We had so many places to go like I knew of open. Might night was a Sunday night. I knew that if I want to open my night, I would see Teddy Bourgeois I'll, see you know of Tony Pee, all those guys they'd be working out, they'd be hang out, they would go up and do sets. You would see them they would do sets on Sundays and Monday nights. It would go up at the end of the shower and performing it was

a real community of stand of comedy, but it's not like that, even there anymore it died yet is. I was just at the at the theatre in Boston and You know if you want to run around and into other sets this really now many places at all. If you start now there, I can only imagine how you do it. I don't know what happened. I think that they over did it because every other place, like you know these, the hooky LAO and the other, placing chick appear like like Chinese, where do as they like, The crowd sis, I guess, got baby it or like an old spoiled like like there's plenty economy out here. And there are a lot I like you know, for every good comic, just like three or four hacks. You know Let's try Gus Afterwhile, like you know there was a the cream rises, the top, but you know it's a pretty big rise, this a lot of guys who would just you know I can buy what there clapper jail. You know it's interesting, though. In the beginning there were less bad guys and more good guys. If you go back, the Jimmy Tingle error, Jimmy tangled,

every criminal, Tony V when Clark that that era- there are killers, those like more great comics back then than there were mediocre guy. Allow you nobody started out. I started on eighty eight and I got to see I've got to see you know some of the best convicts ever like the local guys. I got to see them like all the time they were so much good comedy and that one place there was outside. There was one of the rare instances the world, but there was more good Kommeni within there was bad colony. The thing I was coming about the Boston guys compared to the New York, as I hope it is less than was on show, but they came to New York, you guys all eventually came to New York, are you guys we're right? A headline like almost immediately, whereas the New York eyes, like we were like years away from headlines like we were just trying to like work, the weekends? It was a slower process, because there was this too much. I guess open my too much. You know too many comics and not enough stage. Time

so you really had a fight for the stage time, but you guys deftly knew who you were. You had an act at a perspective, and then you definitely yellow came to the scene and made its way better way better. Well, you know what it was in. The Boston guys had a chance to work long sets. We do. We would work for, like the comedy connection at a bunch. Gigs and bury cats at a bunch gives always different people at gigs, and they were all over the place, and you would do forty five minutes in doing we're here half hour here, forty five minutes here, so we weren't just doing the short sets in town. When I was when I went to New York, and I saw that everybody would dictate cab and go from one correct kept crowded. The crowd two and seven minutes here and seven minutes. Yet I was like that's crazy that doesn't make any sense like the while we live for years here, so you want. I lived in New York. I did almost all my sat on the road at all my sets in adequate. Those like I can go to do a John sure, getting kinetic energy. Two hundred fifty bucks or I go, do

set in the city and make like ten or something like tat. Whatever would Dangerfield paid the most they paid like fifty something while I governors, which is This kind of where I kind of started out. I just risen was there and the guys who run governors now are so pro comedy. So pro like you, not support in comedy bring up nuke new talent knock? I sat and it's really great to see because A long time you know like the outlying clubs were really just like You know Jersey, the island Connecticut, you know you just want their money it's like this, like a good place to work out, you know. Governors is always really good. Governance was toppling cloning. That was always really good and the the brokerage member the brokerage progress possible that was a great place who there was always a lot of good places to do stand up. You know, of course, rascals used. Rascals, Easton, rascals down the shore rascals. It's such a hearty cause. I was a great great club and you know you talk about Jersey. That was like the place where, like dice with

man and die in all those guys are becoming to be a big event in yeah. I remember it was I'll, go see guys there. When I lived in new york- and some would say you know hey this guy's gonna be, you know, had at rascals we would drive out relates to wash show yak as it was a place. We could see someone do a real long, sat right in like a Carolines or something like that. We get to see them. Do like forty five it's our year. Carolines in Gotham are really the big like you know you got to do it. Our society and the great- and you know it taught on the crowd, I think, just to some degree, because it know a lot of expenses, a parking and food and all kind of stuff, but Adele Day it's kind of cool that you get to see like we just workaday monsieur mercies. So funny, so good like I started coughing and she fucking rocked out, and you know I'm going to be playing Caroline's down the road, and you know I always like it when you get to do a long stay in your hometown. Yeah I love Gotham. For that very reason too, I just I never really did many sat sent the other places. I occasionally I do at Boston, comedy

Zeller or or the comic strip. It does always seemed to me like I would, if I could do a long said it would be better from act while the seller now has like become dislike. I guess you like the the Alamo of Comedy like people come in, they just take a picture of the front Kosovo. The way you know Louis had like put it on the map and Louis is probably one of the best comics ever he he goes down there. D sets and rock and you're not Chapelle. One is in town, and I guess there's other guys, gesine and things. I guess you do get to see like some celebrity mix there, but the majority, the guy's work and there are like pretty hard core head lining. You know top of the line comedy and the people who run it are. You know therefore comedy like that. Promoters like. Let's do not like turn this into a website or right. Can the court or something what they must feel so fortunate one that does happen when you get a place where a bunch of great comics like Lillian, Chris Rock, and all these different on you show up

to do sets there on a regular basis, ally bomb there. I take every other time for the other guys it is a great expert every other time yet has like. I never try and do like I was you know when it back in the day when I would go on the road, I believe we can be when the city Now- and I want to do like some different- I want to do different jokes. I won't I, I can also explore comedy and that involve bombing some degree, so I waited You know do that stuff that I knew wouldn't work that I thought. That's funny and the crowd the role with that, but now it nowadays the crowds are not like that. I really want to see performance. I want to see it tight, like you on states in time you like that, in turn out and you can see in the crowd they like kind of disappointed. I might don't worry guys the next one will be funny. Don't worry, I dont think a lot of people are aware of the process that rightly creating new material process. Which involves a lot of risks. Yet in one day they get egg

I just throw them in my sets. I'll do like notably designated Chuck, I'm in the middle and whether or not it works will will find out, but sometimes they don't well, sometimes it exactly sure what the right the right order. It is for the others to pieces in it and like we were talking about I saw my Carolines probably like a year ago, and he was up there just basically, he had just done an album. He was in England. He was like common off like a heart we're tour and he was up there. I would say he was still and like you know he was doing his job. He was gettin last, but he also was doing just like some thoughts, some things that he just wanted to talk about and as a fan of comedy, because I wasn't a comic, I wasn't what you're thinking I'm going on. I was like this is what I love watching like when the guys like this thinking it out, he doesn't know we're gonna go and, I think that's kind of cool, and

fighting, but for the fan like the especially people who, like you know, they ve seen comedy on tv or they like no one person, then they come and see these unknown people they. I always feel like their disappointment, and I You should get really angry at them, but now it's like. I just feel sorry for him. It's like wouldn't be cool. If you got to see the stones not equate like what we do to like stars, but like them King on start me up like you, I think that would be cool, and this is the only this stand of communist, really art form, you really need an audience guy o, yet it to perfect the bit ass, thorough. There are involved in the preparation process. Has as they laugh, things evolve and change as you feel enjoying the bit it's really hard, is Anybody who does never done stand up to describe that feeling when something's killing, like you know, The timing feel weird jump You feel where to let things sit, really needed audience to do that and I was like when you push it passed the point a funny to like what

fuck yeah, then you know the next time you like. Ok, so that's the end of it than next time. I'll pull back or you know Gulf go in a different direction. That's just my. I guess process Sometimes you can go further, sometimes yeah with its there's different days. Were if an amount of enthusiasm in in chasing the darker aspects of a subject for people? Don't like dark that where the Eurocrats school like they like comedy, and they see the funny and sadness in life but I think the majority of like young audiences who never fail than anything, it's kind of like we're when you, when you do a joke and like it does, is not like a winner. Happy ending at their like. Ah well as long as it's really funny, I think there's less tolerance for self indulgent angriness today say what is it

people are more aware of what it actually is now, whereas before some would say something shocking and fucked up and people would go with a guy's, an edge, a comedian, and now you know the majority people wear out. No, that's just fucked up guy and he's like pushing your buttons by saying something shocking, but it's not there's no real thought behind. And he's not really trying to say anything he's just trying to make something shocking make it work, use right tool to get a reaction from the crowd and people. I want that, but but dark great humor, spoken. That's always funny! If it's funny it's funny you stand up. Shit is still set very dark, very hilarious, incredibly dark and, like you know, people talk about like you, develop a following and all this kind of stuff it's like what is the people who follow stand. Hope are really be rather dark, motherfuckers out there and God bless them cause he really does not. He doesn't show your coat any official love. Em is no c c d s fantastic, yet one of his best ones,

and that's what I like him and he always bangs Alec anew our like every year and a half year, eleven constantly working it so important to have a guy like that around all eyes, all of us as we we all like Louis Import, never garlic that around a lonely and raise your work ethic, another guy who every year so has another hour besides that, like his crab, is so connected to him that I feel that his stuff, you know it so personal that, like somehow they relate to it in a whole, different way that I I can't even understand, and yet he, but he D develops like different parts of the actual, real life yet puts them in their it's fucking, a downer dear monsieur stepping up our people are like hearing about people suffering anymore. I now right has advantages since the secret big give comedy bone for one thing during that whole, like New York thing broad,

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in order for it to go. That's why like, when you stuck on the tarmac for five hours, and you realize, like this place, this plane is built only for the air like a toy So back up and there's no heir and you feel tat, I get incredibly claustrophobic on the plane. So you know what's that door shouts, unlike Falk, do now and now in this tube now for the next six seven hours, Well, it's a part of our job to be on planes and racist. It's not the best part, but back in the old days like when it was all like just torn like road like driving cars, you in another guy damage and I've done like a lot of that- and there is like even oh- it takes a while. There is some fun to that list, If it's a good comic, it's the guy. You have allowed a main gigs with a lot of Boston, guys we do a lot of driving up to Vermont Chile that foreign five hour, Dr Jones, great, with a lot of fun. But now I really so, like you know, pc and kind of stuff. It's like

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The lot I bet he's like me he's hobby more comfortable on the road than he is ever at home in because I never feel at home in my joys most comfortable. I think on stage I think he just wants to. Thank you. Just loves. Get up there he's just a hustler to Joe is always got something going on. Well, that's cool thing about it. Man, it's like you know this. Getting about comedies, like you know, every day is a new day. Unlike you didn't you know, it's really up to you to make it happen, and areas like if only knew the right guy and somebody read- this is like you have a that's not about calmly com is about like getting funnier yet just gettin out there really That's what I tell the areas like. How do I need an agent, and likewise some guy cannot take your calls right now, you doing more for your career going on, do in seven minutes, and this do space can do for you ever saw enough at the end of the day in all becomes about that engine. The engine that propels your life as you would you work here, you're calmly that create, then everybody is wrapped up.

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We were, I think, a lot of comics sort of lead in that direction in the eighties ways are like Roseanne and tomorrow and in these guys go to have series and Seinfeld any series make millions and millions of dollars out, so that became like a direction where everybody was sort of like thinking like. I guess I'm gonna do that. I guess I have to do that and then the idea of just being a stand up was like in nobody appreciated. No, it was like. Oh, he just wants to be a stand on the black. Why? Why, when you can do movies rang? Why, when you can do a sitcom, why would you do a television show, but there are some guys who are like Lydia, lay like enormous stand up how an actor, so I give it to them like Enron, we're down but like Seinfeld, who was really stand up. Who became an actor when back to stand up so like that's what he does now he does his stand up. Roseanne, I think, is like so creative. You know like all over the place that she could do stand up if she wanted to, but I think once you make that tv money and then go back to stand up, you feel like you fail, but you should

because it's like it's fun and like you should see the fun in it. You know well we're it's sort of like the only art form. We are expected to transition and turned from a caterpillar until a butterfly true, whereas if you're wrapper nobody's expecting you to go into move, as you might in might go into some movie right. Most most wrappers just essentially stay wrappers nets where people love em. Well, I think all the wrapper guys they want to be like action here. Oh you know like kind of guide in their head and then you know, because I don't think they make in that much money. Rap anymore. Nobody makes any money out of the cities. You want, tore the yards

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recently that are more like what happened to that guy? What happened this chick? You know where are they no, but I think they're round in allay, you know just make an app it and you know just trying to get dated. Eight build a bill. Whatever yes and a funny that when you used to be someone famous and then you are it's sad, If you see someone and they were never famous- it's not sad now. If there is not enough, guy with regular job at a Delhi. You never get sad when you SAM, but if you went- and you know one of the guys from different strokes is in Delhi. It be feel sad. I think that all the time and in all as I see it, because I feel it we're both, in the same kind about hears like after I stop doing the insomniac show people used to come up to me all the time and go like what in blubber, and I was like, while we were just done, do in the show you know and like they're like happy ever be done doing tv do tv forever and some degree their right, but I was also like onawandah to be cheese down like we're, keeps going and go and gone and people be, like you know, come to see me live and there, like, you, know like

this guy's a failure in show business when they in my head. They don't know that, like I could give a shit about television. It was really about being able to do stand up because I did stand up before the showed the show after the Show- and that was really my- dream like. If somebody said to you like Dave, you can never do stand up again, but you can have a shity reality. Show I'd be like fuck, you I'm not going to do that. I mean it's like. I love, I love the ability and What am I doing stand up and there are a lot of people think you're losing their dreams old it's their am. I wasn't catalyze dislike where we're done When did you get started doing that? Show too, because people are concentrating hammered with you, there was but there was also like the real like I'm I'm pretty business like you know when I work is like where it was getting harder and harder instead of easier and easier to get access to things outside a Boris. Like you know, working late stuff, like really just cool, like events like we

either get there like a week laid a week early for folks at all. No insomniac was a show that Dave Ghana comes, I was on calmly central wars really cool, he would do is show and then he would go out, and you know that the night light he's insomniac go see what the fuck is going on. I really am insomniac, and this EP are about as being in. I don't drink anymore, so it's like being up for three days editing porn and like having to do radio and on that kind of stuff? Is no fun in that kind of up you known of saint, but you dont, like you and me, I loved you and radio, and somebody like you or like a stir and like where I get to light just talk about other shit and just be funny These stations that they have me on sometimes like these soccer manifestations, these laws that we can talk, but then there is also like you know. They want jokes. When I do Bob and Tom I love doing those guys because they are all their due they know porn. They know all the porn things and, like you know, there's definitely some say and is there, but it's it's not. I can work with it. I love

but you know, and I like being able to be pretty good on my feet, and I can talk about a lot of different things going on in the news, whatever politics election, and I like that, it's a it's a and they tell me, but when it's all about, like you know, you did this in, like you know, give us a set up for us in the foot our game, and so they d like it. There's not that many really good radio people knows that's why the pocket a dozen a dozen or so in the whole country. We look forward tunes a few guys and different radio stations where you go. This is gonna to be a fun show, but a lot of bad, entertaining a citizen San Francisco. They guys at all their grand amazing Johnny there who we call, who I call Johnny Blaze last time. I just did issue he is so he's cool, because Johnny knows the porn people. He knows the business and he's a lot of fun, now. So I think it's great that you know yet he has a functioning candidates. You Tommy, dare

this out out this there's a bunch of good radio still having to being an l. I still want to best yeah. Just you know it's a dying market. Radio slowly getting absorbed the time when I said dying thing what I mean, It's like that morning. Fun personality that really Howard Stern, invented. That's not common anymore, now slowly being phased out by these Jack FM channels and canned sort of shows and people that you now quite Firstly, they don't really have than engaging a personality. They just know how to keep things moving along and sound like a radio host play there. Its arms. What's that he's a quick breaks, you know about it, may what is that that, like computer, that tells him like you know they can tell them, people aren't listening, and so they that that kind of like stifled by that's. It is probably a lot of cool due to now have taken it likes,

the man's dick to keep the show on the air and its ox yoke is Mamma Willie unless William Numb in Denver the need the thing that they try to do when they try to put a formula to something you can put a formula to something being entertaining and the only way to find out if someone's entertaining, is he gonna? Let him be themselves right and when you start fuckin with this and tweak change in that people that are proof that people there are creative understand what's going on there, that it sets a stifling sort of, but the people that are uncreative they just trying to fix. It is what is going to make more money with this. We're gonna make it better radio show where we weena girl. We need a sidekick than this. The number show women don't feel represented on your show, key disk, it's gotta be good, gotta be entertaining, and the only way to find out if it's good or entertaining is to free, someone's, actually gonna be allowed. To create the show its gotta.

The vision of one or a couple of people. As soon as you start adding producers and non creative people in their fuck it up. It's gonna fuck. It there's no way around it. Every shove ever done, where the show wasn't doing well and the producers came in the executive came and they had notes this fuckin northward tear only ruined everything while they, like you, said it's gotta, be someone's vision like rotten fez. These guys, like I listen to them here in our like, they definitely have a point of view perspective and this definitely chemistry with the people in the room there. So it's it's. It's intriguing to watch thing with. Next APOLLO and already line that gonna sport show on. Unlike sports and Leisure Harcourt Sports Guy, you know it it's kind of its kind of hard to listen to it, They do like a fine show about sports and both of them who are respect the most as comics and is just call due to its core that they gotta thing together and they have great biogas,

It's like back and forth. Chemistry's depositors, one the underrated com, exactly exact deposit was one guys when I was starting out. I was like an open. Micro Nick was already in a couple of years. I think one or two years and he was already solid, who is already working and I'm ever he'll, be the first guy says. Big fuckin must You were fully latin guy answer. Mother, fucker, wonderful, had a hair and eyes like all. You can look like that and still be fun. I got it. You know I thought you had to be like awkward or stranger. He he hissed office, a well written by a comes out from such an interesting perspective for Boston Guy, like you always feel like he's a true Boston guy, but his stuff is like so sophisticated Lee FUCK evil. I love it in an angry and pure anger. True

anger and then I was fine. That's like the ultimate funny like just like somebody's, like really fuck angry about me, and I like that. The world needs more angry, comedy and Nicht apology check him out as he's fucking coal and you know, there's a whole bunch of young guys coming up now that I work with you. I think also have the same heart and soul of these. Like you know, J J, J commitments you're damn right says very funny. Mikey occurred has some of the funniest shit. I've ever heard and united just now working his way through the system, but I took I worked with him and I act at the levity lie. That's great club in the wood tat used to be utter it's in them. Also, there was an I'm acts or something there was a gig in Niagara way back in the day, one of its same gig, but levity life is like. Does the same that do stand up, live in Phoenix yeah? I couldn't fill it out. I got up and I brought a big place, its public five hundred seas and making these big giant places you ever. Do you like it, because you could actually feel that. Can I did the

and Oblige Phoenix galloping loved it that it was the biggest club that I've ever done like it felt like call that still felt like a club didn't feel like a theatres and I like working downtown furniture, we support play the Tempi embryo Yon valid downtown things it s like the heart of the fucking, enact the tenants that that's our grotaut crazy tat. Yes, you're, like a whole different crowd. Now it's not just college kids and yeah. That's a wild West town, is here you can carry a gun, their yeah. You better realise how Nutty Phoenix is as a town. We were in Scottsdale, never told us store on the air before an old thank but came out of a club once and it was all these people lay on the ground. It was really weird: a guy had gone, is key from the valet and he was hammered and he just pull loud through this line of people was sent people through the air, and we came out like

literally seconds after it happened. It was so strange because issues urea eerie silence we walked out and it was literally seconds after the habit of people were lying on the ground. Car was stopped and no one believed what they had seen that this guy had just stopped on the gas and ran about people over. She, some people fly and I believe people got like seriously seriously injured. I think people if even died from it, it was ass man. I guess it had to be the early two. Thousands like two thousand two thousand one is what I think are first started doing. The tapie improv in the late nineties so could have been around they are too could be like ninety nine. Maybe that was great love. I was one of the best I'm gonna play the dizzy improvin, I think that's the best improper in the country, the improper DC, Irvine and DC, or probably the last who really great one. He is very underrated, two sides I I can feel it can fill it up. How dare you

for bad. While the people are more didn't know if they knew they would be, there would be seen you, then I don't know that's the thing I thought I gotta get. That's the thing about this social media stuff is like allows people to know where you're going to be. I think it's the beach crowds always blame, and I like it, I like it's near hunting can be so must be. Like you know, the surfer people didn't come out were connected to utter I'd. Never like I'd, never do anymore. It's uses up. I will ask what what else is going on in town and if its high school football and is still not selling out and I'm like shit, I better fucking collar cousin job do in some, because this dude stop it. You just need to get more active on twitter business. How can you just yeah podcast with great or let us know anytime you about what we do for you and I were just talking we gotta do like. I just want to hang and do we share with you. I would love you that our love is not about money. It is what I want. I like in front of your crowd. I feel like you're crowd. We'd get my shit immediately. They love you are sent an avatar step it up. I would not work

I believe you would act as a couple minutes jokes and then I would ever Obama either way man. The people that listens to show would love to see wherever you are so just tell me where you gonna be in our tweet. It was gonna, say Diego this weekend and I dont even really know the club, but look approach because I've seen illegal or is it but Mary LAB, or is it the other one comedy madhouse? I think it's the Madhouse Swazi great. Yes, I'm into doing it and I'm gonna be seven days or porn shit. There sure embody shorts, see I get mad. They sell be doing that jets I'll, be hanging out. It's more than people. Don't know you man, we this This we offer here the Jura Athletic. I will use my twitter and, like we sold out o Brien Council doubtfully, advance another levelled week in helium and he's never done that before said, just from from twitter, putting onto I had to Columbus sought out shows it some you guys at the man. You are the king makers.

Comedy where we figured out a way to get through the fence and now we're just let other cool people through the fence at first of all, I appreciated, as speaking for the other comics. We appreciate what you do and helps good cool people come see really. Raw harcourt commie is good, is given the industries for the comics and its also, let's face it. It's wherein, and nobody is money, so you may as well just come in. You know, check it out why it's worth doing look stanhope harmony in its best form is one of them send attaining thinks joblessness. In my opinion, if I had a choice between seeing a great comic and seen anything else movie band, I would love comedy over all those things like as a as an art form in an easy to get right? It's not easy. We all know a guy a lot of guys. We don't wanna watch. We all know a lot of guys. We walk in there. Always you must age under out of there. That's the one.

This feels too so when we find something that's good, we we are all the shit out of it. Well now that I've been doing it over twenty six years, I've never appreciate more of the people like get the comedy then now like in a back in the day, it was like you know the drink, frank eyes now: it's like any their older now they're all married. They bring the wives and the like what the fuck is. This cash it, but I really appreciate the comedy fan, who gets the jokes and like see like, you know, hey dude, I saw you would make Hedberg and Louis Black unto war and, like you know that was the best tor and you know I love marriage and because of that kind of shit like I never get tired of so you know, I've got it. I ve got a lot from like people seeing year that, like you know, her John they're on broken park has as recalled here you guys there are two up about the comedy, so there are definitely a lot of comedy fans out there. We just need you guys, like fucking, come through the clubs with

You need to find out where you ran a guarantee, that's a big part, but there's a lot of people that are huge David. Tell fancy just wouldn't know that you're gonna be somewhere gotta, be really. There is only one way: it's like to really reach people. You ve got it's gotta, be a social media thing you have to have a web by the you update on regular basis. You have to have twitter and about flyers matters only in part this higher fly or for a couple hours rocking the wire. Oh, my car yesterday, world famous psychic, should give out a number on the air should now is one of the financing their return. Airport security was The ball, like somebody, was turning into Chris about now airports if they took it from them, and you like the joke, of course, easy just didn't. They know that I mean I've without delay What do they think was postponed a neutron, empty blast, fuck nitrogen ball inside their war lot, fuck an explosion in in Indiana, Indianapolis

holy shit. Do some house exploded in your most likely? A gas leak happen sometimes happened, was another one. On my message board, a guy was saying that one happen for miles from his house and he said he could feel the blast on his chest. Totally from for buying from his house yeah there? It is when you see what what it looks like that ain't shit. You gotta see the overhead, there's an overhead shot, that's unbelievable! It does the mix that Malaga drone strike? Look at that it looks. Crazier yeah looks just like a drawn strike or like some sort of a missile strike. Gonna go to images and there's one large photo of an over head image where it shows there is one of em right. There, click on that one. The video yeah, but I gotta the goodly images. Khazars is one

That's so insane. It's you can't even wrap your head around how big the explosion was that. Yeah, oh wow, look at that Why does our luck do their splinters reduce the splinters the house's fucking exploded. What a heartache that must be like you will become easier hostages or being overheard yeah orphan happens. You well that's something that we have to remember that we have fuckin gas pumping into our. It's amazing I right doesn't happen on a regular basis, is a good guess her before I got a ball, they gonna go deserves support scan. Another shoe to do. Yes, I do is I want, I can say here for funding nine hours and they would never get bored, but was goes at my house at that gas leak, so you'll get the hand. Guy comment is like a while for us. You'll have gas and migration

rather easier you don't so that, unlike what do we have this blinding headache, because that's what I thought, because with gas like yours, thinking like well There was a? U dizzy binding. I am like our case. Really just basically on deck for a stroke, I went through the normal. Like your answer gets gas. It's not me like. Brain aneurysm something's happened, so you sent a guy in cause. You had a headache into society that gas of male gas my place. Fuckin reeks. Horrible. So, where you live in New York, I live, in Manhattan, so you are what what's the address? Ok, coy parliament! I live in Battery park right near the memorial now it was washed out now it's an aquarium now, but Live you know in the cities I figured it was like you know they run gas or something like that. It turns out it there's no gas there and I was like oh shit. Ok, and this is just a my neuro- something of you know about me I'll- be eating. You know baby food next time, you know rivalling exactly

some will be opened, the hangar. Do you live in the thick of it or you look? Look out you wonder each anathema skyscrapers everything skyscrapers. It is no good view anymore. You gotta be Ike Donald Trump to have a view. Will you just like a deck, and you just laugh. You know that everyone should be on the on the park. I never never got that whole idea. I, like you, know like being in a place where I can get in a cab, unlike get to the airport cause, I'm a comic read all about it, get Madame an end, which is impossible now, because the mayor shut down all these streets and like these bike lanes theirs, you know unicycle lanes, there's like you know, you know, skip my Lou lays thought so does not oppose hurricane. You may now. This is I've, been here ass, two years where they made it more like walking, friendly and imminent honestly like each. Is it so hard to get around to begin with it just made it impossible the only city that has cabs like that. Is I've never been to a city which dominated by capsule. Manhattan is, getting all other ways, so strange where they ve just decided. Like look you can't park. Forget it

when a car, I, why don't you try this? Let us take area, although they may live in him in hand, is that you have to have a carcasses, subway and then there's cabs, and then boss damage and when all these other people drive for you all the time yet, but I mean I mean, come on. Zeilinger lemme tell you some guy from Santa as rightly regatta trust this guy that around don't even notice guy you sit, every nomadic already are well, it's also. It's a weird thing. You constantly and interacting with all these other people like in close proximity and cabs, but I like going to Minneapolis cause it's like the widest town with the most african care. The boy soldiers you now they want em over there and, like they're, all cabdriver sending you know. They know the town. Pretty workers are pretty into not going back to wherever the fuck therefrom so there on it in the the guys! I remember that one year were the they shot like forty. A cab drivers in a year shall arrive,

it was a serial. Why is really bad? There were robbing cab drivers, so they would take- and that's why there is my cab. Drivers would stop picking up herbicides, really stop picking up the urban kids at night. Blank they were they were, they would take them somewhere and they would shoot em in the hand take on their my while it was really com. I believe it was like. Forty eight was like the record one year, newest pre spooky for these fuckin cabdriver fucking cab, those gypsy cabs there's a lot of people that are operating as cabdriver like different licences or no licences in his first yeah rides undercover shit. Yeah you mean you get to sneak around and gay people rides. We got that in England. You ve just ride, wasn't even cabdriver, but those guys give us a deal. Don't ever gonna like have driving school there, that the learned, the knowledge that the like learn old in England yeah If we are then another deal deathlike go through this incredible there also like their father, was a cabdriver. Their fathers

you're gonna bullshit we were in. I think it was in Manchester. Without my friend Dave Bishop. We got a ride with some due to sister illegal cabdriver? I was like a lot of illegal caps. Zoos, none of regular camp, so dislike these due to lack of little navigation systems. Are you run a caricature toy box and negotiate with him he's hop in his car? It was like a fuckin toilet or sell. Get ideas gets a thing, it's pretty common. I think it's illegal though I think they can get in trouble if they do it, but it's like there's so much to ban for, because there's none of care. Softly porn. Star start doing that, since there are gonna, all Beata works yeah. What has the deal now? How the porn stars reacting to for folks, you don't know there's a Bryce. Are they gonna be out of work, because it is parallel, crazy, new law to work? It's just that they made her a lot more annoying. Now they have to go outside of L a county to do porn about around on his ok yeah yeah. They can. They have to all go out loud, The girl, California, stay wine, no, its not just LOS Angeles, panties,

so you're going to align warranted made nor annoyed and more porn stars. I can be laid to set. When I, The eighty ends. I'm sure that all that, albeit like a topic on my debt, but they will keep making porn, will keep losing money. In point be more, like you know, you'll downloaded point, what kind of stuff, so it's a lose lose proposition, in all the way around and then making it. You know which Two people dont know what it is, we're talking about I really I'm not from here I come to know they have to wear Honnami its prompt b, which was a famous property, but it pass and wanted to what that means. Is they have to wear condoms now, they're doing a blow job. They have to have like that. The mouth condom they if, but why am I, what such as they had all these hidden things bill into it, meaning if you're married at home, and you go on my free cams or whatever your web Adams Webcam, show your webcam show. You have to have like a permit that cost up to like some ridiculous, sixty thousand dollars just to do that

just now. I warn with your own wife work. So there's always a hidden things that they put in their on top of it and Edward knows that AIDS is not real, so well you're, not wanting to doktor Peter Duisburg, but we are not really we really should be saying. Aids is not real you don't have to think about the thing about baking. Poor now is like this such little man. In it, like, I think, a lot of girls. They, like I just stupid for a while, and that data be like this amazing that money and then go often do other things. But porn is like I say it would be like working like the Maitre D. Like a fancy restaurant, you make an that I'm sorry, but you do it like an afternoon but, like you know, said I work in a whole week, you can make that much money and they work seemed to seen unless the contract girl and the contract. Girls probably makes more money and there's a lot more publicity. But unless the girls acts

the control their image and only material their chances of making the sizeable about a money which their due by the way, they are definitely do money, it's very low and there I think the industry itself is going through a big transition about like what are we going to do? How we gonna make the network for us, because it deftly works for the p watching you know that I mean there would be no internet without born. You know, what's interesting thing, the way it happens where they all of the sudden didn't have an outlet to make money anymore. Just like more dvd sales there. Currently went away. I still by dvds. Aviles guy would see what do you think? What does

drop off like it was an enormous trap, because I have a lot of porn producers. The luggage come to judge it too young to train a John jocks place in the valley, and they were riches fuck there, these big ball in cars and and those guys, a lot of lost their houses and other houses repossessed. Those really common ethical point: two people live for the moment, so there's probably a lot of guys who have money, but they, you know like want to show off. Oh you, analyze, wrapper type, yeah, deaf, and you know they think the monies can always become an end in like animals or by their car and like a boat and then a lot of girls also lived kind of high up there, and you know now they realize alike, in irish, safe release, the gloves won't kill getting some money, rug, guys the producers that Shit's Don man it's over. I don't know how they make money. Now I have no idea who is making money.

And how its being made. I know that there was a big by out on a lot of these companies where another all kind of under one flag and that its good and bad for porn we're, like you, know, a lot of a lot of these independent producers have been bought out. Hopefully they made some money like a dot com kind of thing, but I doubt it- and you know now what someone else's headache you know the whole liking to yet another distribution of that kind of stuff. So it it's an interesting business, because it I don't know much about the actual making the porn. I just know about the licensing and all it can to stop and that a lot of these titles- you know it's very grey area. You know in terms of like who owns what, who can show what and at the end of the day, organ it up an enviable just gonna watch free. So you know all that money you spending for a lawyer, realize you like. I don't know you always this worth it, but you want to be on the up and up, and you want the business to make money, and I do one. You know this show is about to It not only the open source but making it a cool place for young ones to come out and show everybody that their funny and cool and they're. Just you don't seem there

without them being interesting, and that you know it's great for commerce to roll what does shit. Since we all know the porn and its its economic is is very important for me that they show works for the industry and I like and at the aim and when I meet the people they go. I loved the show. I love you, four point and I never really got up, and now I get it cause it's like it's a place with people to see them do something besides Have you seen him in a positive light to exactly the weird thing with us with morals, where with absolutely down on porn, strange way, yet I've seen and used by so many fucking people. If you look at the numbers, the amount people that are involved in a watching porn is fuckin stag the amount of porn downloads at supposedly forty percent,

or somewhere around there of the internet's entire traveller ally. The act, so what's crazy to me is that that industry, when, when the internet boom came along, that industry was essentially do got, it took the legs right off of it. The industry fell apart. People are completely out of the business people lost jobs like raised, but those Jobs were never deem to be legitimate, so there is never any talk of a bail out. There's nobody talks government assistance, but shovel Ok, then we have to save Chevy sharing, important chevy makes cars. We do. We can't lose Chevy jobs, and so they went in to save Chevy but urgent, but they didn't do shit about the porn business they just let it die they they ll, always be porn and will always be a porn business, but they are scraping by bank bailouts, absolutely excellent, porn, bail out no fucking way. I don't even how they do it like. I don't know how they get backers. Do that you know it's like you know, just some money they found like from jungle.

Gold digging had on how they do it, but has there been a business that fell apart? That's that big of a business that was that almost completely evaporated in such a short period of time the porn aria. Besides, I want the music business. I guess point of view, and also to some degree. I guess a comedy like that you know comedy is, I don't think so. I think com has really been affected by the NATO. And I did the downloads and all kinds of euro helps us gives it makes people want to see us live. I hope so. I think there's for artists. I think it's switch to alive performance model for four rather music earnestly, but for, more and more willing. I do fuck live. Provision of live fuck show. If this was Estonia yeah they would. They would be there. Why? Don't you do of alive factual? Why can't like in the wood?

you pay money to go, see daddy, I'm on FUCK Brian. They do live and learn as they have sex shows all the time they were. I Columbus was telling me that not enough, but legally, that's how I should like up like our lead bullfight somewhere, lacks all right. Now that we ve been who the champion rooster is some guy who are holding with a hatchet and his arm holding up a goal bore. I got my money on. I think they have that, though in San Francisco legally, I don't think so. These are that the miserable entrepreneurs literal they do things there I would like to spit on Del, doesn't show Romania, was the only man. I can't enough round me, I'm on your ass. I love love. You you during your love, talking you through man, please let us let us promote you, gigs love! If you have our common people, one no bottom, and I want to tell them so

let me know anytime you anywhere. I guarantee you all these people on Twitter, they're saying yes, yes, yes, that right now lobby in San Diego, but when I get back to allay, if you do an eighty around tat, let me know someone command just five men. I felt when I will do it. Listen when you gonna be back here again, we'll schedule show your thyself, ok I'll, be here through the whole. Whatever will work, we will work. It does want to comment on your late John. It's like I understand. I understand this getting answer I understand gentlemen, we gotta, we gotta crazy weak coming up. Let me tell you about the: do. We got two more, I can wait he's I M robotic sky swans reports about robots like pretty much taking over the world and stuff like that or into robotics, while robot Paca lips, I think Robo Park Lips is. Let me let me get his his is information here

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