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These fucking workouts are so brutal. You doing like a cross training style stuff. Well, I feel like, if you don't have someone yelling at you know getting you to do shit. It's like no matter how hard you push yourself, you don't quite push yourself as if they were, Blossman, someone else! That's exactly why I don't push myself pushes exactly right. I just started doing that. Recently, it's pretty bad ass, I do it for I. I hire somebody once every once in awhile for like a month and I'm like that's just too hard. I forgot his kids on suggesting he trains in my gym and he would watch his training like this. Guy never gets fucking tired. So I said I'd go. What are you doing for conditioning? He told me he's a trainer, so I said, let me one more time which one how you doing all kind, how long the workouts are you to it's only an hour, but in ten oh it's to do. It's all like man, some balls and jumping over this and jumping the squats,

and all this nutty tracking field, shit and jumping over boxes and pushups left to right. Le right left right, like all this crazy conditioning type shit yeah holy fuck. Is it hard to do? Well, that's when every time I've done a workout with the trainer and it's been like an hour I'm always amazed at how little I usually accomplish. In an hour I mean 'cause, like you finished training you like men, we did that in an hour I usually spend an hour and I do a fraction of one of those things it's hard to really fuck Bush. I can do it a little bit. I could do it every now and again, but I think it on a regular basis. Sometimes you need to take a class or got now somebody yell at you like working. The deadline like everywhere deadline and you realize that you accomplish and then and then, when you're on your own again you're like yeah, you do like a lazy bitch. What's wrong with me. I am always. I've worked with the deadline a few times from the road

holy shit. How much work I just accomplished this weekend and is usually the opposite thought holy shit. I went the entire weekend with doing one productive. I got up and I went down to do the show and I dropped off four times because it that's the day. It's amazing how much time we can waste it's an amazing, but it's a crazy feeling when you like, set the bar really high and you accomplish something in short period. Time accomplish a lot of things. Because then you know you gotta keep that pace up. That's brutal! Yeah! It's hard! It's very hard that creative pace, this has nothing to do with art, dot com forward kept. That was a long time, but whatever folks go buy some vitamins Well, your brain, some mushroom tech support. We have hemp protein powder. We have cattle else. I said battle ropes, all kinds of cool shit, all of it health info this related and mental focus and clarity related to the sleep one yeah. Well, it's

sleep, one, look it's! Ah, it's ah mood, booster, it's a five htp and l trip to fan. Subs have military, and no, I don't think so. I should know that let's go um because he's what don't do it? Don't you see what it does? Did you get delayed What it does is it's five htp produces, makes your brain produce serotonin and l tryptophan to converts to five htp. So it's like literally it's like acts as sort of a time released formula for helping your body produce? Essentially, what makes you happy but people have heard because I haven't tried it, but I've heard other people talk about since they started they sleep better. They said they told me that there's a lot of things that can make you sleep better, um, zinc and executive, good one is like magnesium style

yeah really and the yeah that stuff is good, that's the that's it really! It helps you. We really get a good deep sleep. But a lot of people have a good success with melatonin for melatonin has yeah I've tried Valarian rude, but that would get the Gimme psychedelic dream. Easy dreams really have you ever tried it now, I'm going to have to try it. That seems amazing. I've had bananas, fucking dreams on that they turn into a known, wow yeah, it's like nature, sleeping the craziest shit. I've ever done is the alpha brain dreams. Yeah alpha brain, especially it seems like the the old formula, may be fucked with your head even more than you formula either that or I'm used to it kind of headache, not sure. But what it used to do to me was he's crazy, lucid dreams

really strange, because there were so much more like potent than my normal dreams like they were like this is describe. It is like my normal dreams are like a bubble that a kid would low and they're blowing those soap bubbles so fragile, so fragile. These dreams were like basketballs like they were hard like they were real. It was. It was really strange because it was like. I was aware that I was dreaming, but I was still able to maintain a dream state. I've never been able to do that before maybe maybe been able to do that for like reef seconds. I've never tried. Apparently there's this thing called lucid dreaming where you can actually practice certain techniques that can did you and into literally manipulating your dreams. That's awesome, yeah, I don't know. I've never tried it. I'm so scared that I would like that too much and I will fucking forget real life. I'm fucking bad ass in my dreams, not dream,

I would be worried. I would be worried. I wouldn't dedicate enough time to real life. It's like virtual living right. I mean there are times when you wake up from a dream. You, like the dream, was so awesome, but if you wanna go back to sleep- and I don't know, if is that much of a master that they could we control it, though I bet there's somebody little bit. If I focus on what I want to dream about next, I just did it yes, hey! I don't know why, but I wanted to dream about Phyllis Diller. I was like obsessed with her yesterday in my dream of and I went to sleep and I did Phyllis, yeah? Why we obsessed with Phyllis Dillon, I think, is Tommy's cousin came over and and Phyllis Diller sent me like a note that I had framed like she encouraged me before she died in my career, so I I just have this bond with her. I love fascinated with her life and everything wow I just wanted. I don't know talk to her or something Phyllis. How did you feel better? I dreamt about our house. Yes, I dreamt that I slept in her bed well in that. Well it into, and I fell on the floor. We

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And now he's playing college basketball. No, I'm playing a college asked woman's. Trey he's enormous weight. Now did he. This is uh I don't know about this is on. This is really just made me really think about this. Did he have call? eligibility, Did he already go to college as a man and then, since you switch sexes, he has new years of eligibility 'cause. That would be so awesome if he did that way. Dude this thing, this guy, probably very sweet sweet person. I shouldn't say thanks, but this dude

Slash woman woman. Now I don't know the woman that you see in males call or woman. She is six foot, six whoa wow she's, not it's like a giant man. She's decided that she's a girl now okay, so she has the sex change operation but she's still a six foot. Six man bodied woman- to make bad. So do you see that is like if you're looking at all these little girls are playing with her yeah man? If you or your daughter was planned basketball with it and and to be a woman or become decided to become a woman right, you can't that's all fine and good for the real world. If you want to fry your golf is a woman, but we will enter into athletics yeah, there's a reason why there is fucking different categories for men and women that stitch it's not so

fair. You think it's an unfair advantage. Oh my god! That's an enormous man. The other thing is too because the one thing that's hard. I think when you're not involved in this, but you see somebody let's say who gets a sex change and I'm staying outside of sports right just in life, you go there like hey. You know I've decided to do this, I'm a woman now and you go ok right. You want it to be like finding your woman now, but that part. In my mind that always goes yeah. But when I look at your hands, you had surgery and everything still man men's hands. Yeah, I'm saying is the men's arms that you have and leg even if you have like implants then you change your whole face, like that's still a guy's bicep in your arm, yeah, even though you had a sex change so you're, so, if you think that supports a man, yeah yeah, that's where it all counts,

where your original biology house, the other way as well, because there was a guy who is a more tie fighter and he he was really like a high level fighter and he decided to get a sex change and then once you have changing literally got his balls cut off, stop producing testosterone and started getting the fuck beat out of no shit really do still fighting men. Fighting member did have balls anymore. So it's not exactly that this six foot tall person, that was a man and I see smile woman- is a woman. But it's not exactly. That is a man either. He's sort of in this weird limbo state, but he Still has this unfair mechanical advantage? That's a giant person he's gay, huge shoulders, huge hands if you're playing against a little girl. That's just stupid, yeah! Well, and it is like those athletes. Then they weren't. They saying that the people that had prosthetic limbs like the runners with those special

you know what I mean: those legs prosthetics yeah that they're like those and unfair advantage so lucky to be closed. The one guy made it in well. No, I don't want. I don't want to say that you know that anybody would be lucky to be no, but they were out but people, but I don't think they were really saying that what they're really saying is like. Realistically, let's look at what's going on here. There is a mechanical advantage to those things that surpasses the human body like these are springs. You're running on these crazy sprinting spray, right. You know I mean those things work like a mother fucker. So if they're really seems like they work better than legs right, that is well one thing that can happen, I'm sure with those on is. You cannot tear your achilles yeah, it's like literally, you don't have one can't you can't. You can't your acl yeah, it's up to your quad yeah. Well, the whole thing is really I mean

I would never want to say that there's anyone that has any sort of advantage to being handed. No, no, you know what I'm saying I mean it's. A sensitive issue been going all very lucky that were not thank God of Course, of course, when do see like that. You can run faster with that at what point in time? Do you let that go if the world record becomes a guy with robot legs? You know what I mean like. How do you define the athletics thing like that? Guy was in the Olympics this summer with prosthetics. Remember that this printer with the south african- I don't know I forget where he was from- I think he was, but he It was cool to see him in the event he didn't. He didn't win or metal which made it less of an issue. You know people didn't yes it, but they were pressing it before he got in everybody. Was people were saying that S furkan runner, remember when we were in South Africa was she she was both genders or something, and everyone was upset. No well, that was people were accusing her of being um. Her MAC died and they put

oh yeah. That's right was she at the end of the day, knows that she's she's, a woman, but she was put through like really brutal. Horrendous scrutiny, yeah yeah and they were people were into. Definitely is a woman one hundred percent, I'm I'm almost certain. I forget. I just forgot her name lengthen her name too, but she is to have African and yeah in the country. They adore her because she so yeah, because they were people really were horrible to her like do bring the you know this right right, right, yeah, but she's fairly, you know, although I mean, if you go through the trouble of of cutting your Peter off,

and doing all that, like just let the guy let the girl played. That's not the problem. Is it's not letter play basketball, it's better play basketball with little girl. What school does all these like little girls that are playing there like they just went to college to eighteen is a fifty year old man that was great, but now that one is crazy. This shit is going out. What school is this thing here? Yes, you're right, you're right, absolutely yeah! no god bless 'em yeah his whole life. He just wanted to be on the ladies team, and now it's happening. Yes, sort of, but it's not fair I mean it is not life's, never fades the problem is once you start having competitive athletics. It's like and with any other thing in life, it's do whatever you want to do. If you want to go to work with a dress, if you're nice talk to you. I don't need you to dress like a man. If you know whatever your fucking thing is if you're nice, I don't care I'll talk to you, but you have to recognize

mechanical advantages to the mail frame according the tendon strength mean even when there is a depletion of. I agree, testosterone in your body, sort of shrivels up a little bit and you lose muscle mass sure. It's still a God, damn man and the overwhelming evidence is if you look at mens verse. If you, sign up men's and women's results for athletic competition. There there's a difference. The reason why every single one, basically the men, are more advanced in there run faster, they do now and then there's the. But then you guys are gonna, get like the anomalies like every now, and then there is a woman. They can do as many push. Ups is the mail ins or whatever known is right now, aren't there marines don't have the same outlets standards could have, but if you, you might get a group of week, guys one really strong girl, but if you have all the apps strongest guys, you have just the strongest guys in the strongest girls, the strongest guys will always be. There are fucking freaks out there.

I've seen some of these guys in the UFC that fight three hundred and forty five rounds and don't even get fucking tired, wow. What kind of kredible shape some of those fucking. My eyes are amazing: to make some high level shit and at that level those men, those like the really high level men there's nothing like that women, women can't really keep up with that. Now all right and that's one of the the the big accusations. If it's against this one woman, who is like one of the top women the world she was stripped of retire name is cyborg and she's built like she's built like a strong dude like Bryant. Can you well picture pull up, pull up a picture of cyborg muscular dude. You wait, wait to see how she fought this other chick Gina, Carano, Gina, Carano, son of us. I guess, like a famous football player yeah, you know beautiful smart, tough check and this brazilian

Just ragdoll really loose horrific. He was a vicious vicious. Beating, everybody accuses are doing steroids. So then she got caught. She did and she got caught cheating is it hot and when she tested hot everybody was like God, like I don't know, that's one picture over there's a there's, some other pictures of her Brian, like while she's celebrating in the cage 'cause, that's her at away in and there's a difference between you at away in and you when you're, actually fighting 'cause when you actually, fighting that's when your muscles pump up with blood like that. One of the far right you see her Brian, far yeah right there right there she looks like Kate from lost mixed with the sweetie. Are you kidding me anyway?

anyway. She felt like Laron, Landry she's, a very, very muscular woman, she's she's, a tank and scary, talented, like as a striker, she's, really she's for a woman. She is fucking vicious, so ok and as feminist as I totaly there's some part of me that I look at her and you're like why why sleep well because she wants to go to war, and I like that. I respect that 'cause. I tuman angry fucking you, but at the same time like oh, I just want to protect her. I don't want her to get her face it. She she she came up with the craziest camp in Brazil there she is. She came up with shoot the box should the box and shoot the box camp is all these like badass Brazilian Muay Thai guys they're fucking animals and who is married to the other dude Cyborg Evangelista and he's he's a fucking beast too he's old school and they may legend. So the two of them were just like the scariest

apple ever breeding super breeding super babies. I don't think they're together anymore yeah. She is she she's, terrifying woman Did you by the way, did you get? I I told you. I got to see a little bit of the fights this weekend. When I was in the hotel, I was in Calgary and. I saw you on and then when Brown beat switch, it was right which was uh yeah. He was There's some great. That was a mostly ground in five. I rightly knows Well they went around. He got him in a d'arce and then he almost got him. I think he's kind of triangle and cars. I thought. Brown almost had anything within the first round right, the first round and then the second one? stop them. Is that what happened or they stop him at the end of the first round, was in the first round. I think whatever I don't remember, when exactly it happened, but and then he knocked him in the sensational, not so yeah great now cat.

But afterwards did did you know, or did you see they tell you when I was waiting for you and like what aired on Fox was that he was standing there. He was like a regular, hey Joe. This is like a man yeah cut to commercial. Well, he even said that to me, like you looked over at me, it was whole really not my call. I when, when, if you see me in the cage or or not it's like it's, not my call, they tell me We want an interview or they tell me there's no time for an interview. Lot of times. They say there's no time and where, You do a card like the Fox card, like I think they already worried about time and it turned out to be a good worry because the fight, I believe, started after it was supposed to end so like Will that set their dvr's like they didn't even get to fight a lot of people didn't get the fight, apparently oh, no yeah? Oh, no, so that's why why they were behind the time I don't know

stand like how they produce a show. Like that. I don't I don't I mean I don't really like you can go in the truck and peak yeah. I don't know what the they're doing, but I know that when you know you you have like live fight, it's really difficult to judge how much actual to you have. It could be like three first round knockouts or it could be three really long decisions where or it could be three decisions where guy gets kicked in the balls. You have to stop the time for five minutes. Sometimes shit can drag around past where you think it's going to be so on the side of caution and they cut out interviews when they can yeah well. You gotta have much tighter restrictions on a network like Fox, then, like a normal, you know, obviously a paper view or even like a cable thing, because like hard out and ends for other shows that you can't go late into yeah. I guess it is, should just get walkie talkies between probably solve everything.

Do you have the next fights on come on out? You know who's talking? No, no! You don't think you know what you're talking about silly bitch. We should hire you as it can talk about like a magician produced and shows a good idea. What we're saying I indications of problem why don't you go into your next production meeting, be like I'm just breaking him and he's gonna talk for me This is what he said. When you talk about the guys getting kicked in the balls, don't don't they have something to protect their yeah? They do they do but the guys they were the wrong cops if you just like a regular jockstrap. It's there's like those things, move around and

their design for like sports they're, really not designed for dudes kicking you in the things that you need when it's someone's kicking you in the deck, you need something. More comprehensive approach has been a tight natural yeah. You can be set on for that softball bullshit, because those kicks are hard as fuck. Inside leg kicks the deck or one of the most painful thing ever so so horrible. Do you think of them way tie cake? Is our time I've been kicked in the balls so all the time, how real 'cause I've had. I probably have been kicked in the balls at least one hundred times. My life really really hard It's amazing that you can get through those I mean 'cause. I wear about yeah, but always with a cup on yeah. Ok! Well, I don't think I've ever been kicked without a cup that oh, my gosh. Well, there's videos about that yeah, but it's the top text you a little bit cop protects a little bit. It keeps them.

Rupturing, I think, rob trick they can rupture yeah guys are brought LOS testicles because they were sparring and they got kicked and they didn't have a coupon What about one of those like people, like the high heels in the ball, that she just got burst? Oh my god, you played the one before I got that some that are clearly some that faked. Clearly you know like you could be like. Oh they've got a cup on or whatever, but then I have one I'll send it to you where it starts. She's kicking. Really hard and he's got underwear on yeah it's in Spanish and then she just likes suffer suffer. I want you to suffer and you're like right, but maybe he has a couple. Then she takes me under her off and she fucking she's, like punting a football.

Like and he heals on his knees are shaking and he starts to bleed. He starts bleeding, oh my god he's just taking it like love. You like sit right. Well, maybe she squeezes them so hard. She saying spanish. Yes, she just so unnecessary, no telling the one I saw was she was taking the healing. She was grinding. It like it like a cigarette butt after I rainy day running into this concrete, that's what she was doing, his balls with high heels on what is it. How could someone want that? I don't know. What is the what is the switch? That goes wrong and I don't think what you want. Someone to hurt. You dirty balls. I hate making bad things, don't think they could even want it. I don't think they, even though I think they wanted to do it. I think they

something with leads them to discover, not that they want it. But they're like oh. My reaction to that is not what most people go through, which is, like God, guy the worst thing ever all. Send they get get that and some something happens inside where it's like they get a rush from type adrenaline and then they're like oh wow, that there's a pleasure my penis right, I think he's discovering isn't in Snm thing, it's being submissive, you watching right now on the tv. I don't think you're allowed to show this can't show balls. Now. It's blurred out Is it really for it like he has it spread out like it looks like a frog on Brad over you stream is our friend I'm just kidding. We can't get in with high heel, commercial ever listen to Dan Savage. He has the savage love, podcast he's a sex columnist and he says that those fetishes come from your child. So like let's say, if you got a fetish for raincoats when you're a little kid, you associated some pleasure,

What's your rank, O'Reilly like you would rub against it, and maybe that gave you a boner and then later in life. That's what she was supposed to get your sex, do they have like a latex can right. So maybe this kid got kicked in the balls when he was a little boy by like a little gorilla t liked or something, and you get a boner. How many dudes have gotten kicked in the balls by girls? They'd like to the point where it became a thing here you go. Impossible. How is it possible that Sony dudes became turned on by that every fetish? Guy model, guys story when I was four I got kicked in the balls by Molly like aware, will have acting a ball. Kick fetishes. Do you want yeah? I understand it, it's so painful. I can't can't imagine that anybody would want it. I always feel so tentative hand Tommy's nuts, there's so gentle well and sweet and the thought of hurt.

Can I ask for a little more? I could give a little tug immoral something. Did you know that the size of a man's testicles, their sides of humans testicles, is proportionate to the promised unity of the women in his surrounding area, wow wow, all primates, the size of the testicles rises and falls depending on how big a hooker here, the girls in your neighborhood. Now my dad must have some real sluts. Then I bought my dad felt. I saw I talked about last night. I saw him, I went into his room and he was like, I think it was putting on underwear so from behind. I go Jesus Christ, man and he was like. Why did you get like donkey nuts he's alright Tommy smalls I've ever seen? it's been a real horse influence, probably his not necessarily him, but you know the generations before,

Looking at him, you know it's like it becomes a genetic thing and it all comes from being around more than this women yeah? That's why chimps have the biggest balls Kim Salmon Norma's Paul Dickson him as big as ours configurations that also weighed walls are so big. Yeah gyms are down now all what's the other monkeys? No, but I know yeah with that they're an actual cuts in the champ yeah. The second type of champ. Oh yeah, they don't just masturbate. They do everything except mother and son. Mother. Really a mother and son is the only thing they don't do. Yeah yeah, and we were talking about that on the podcast that someone had speculated that might because they had figured out that there was like bad. Things happened to the baby when the mother has sex with like figured it out. Basically, maybe, but the problem with that is that they're fucking all day that fucking everybody right and it would have to really be sure, isn't it

kind of the use sex as a social tool to smooth over differences. Homosexual sex, so great The the due date is Shelby and they just each other. They go crazy and they are they're very rarely violent with each other. It's really class in it because of that yeah for are definitely but it's amazing how that evolved like how does that involve? It's incredible. It's weird we get to a point where you got like this weird society of like loving chips, it just fuck all the time and then look at them like they're, sick right right there, the only I that we know of that, don't kill each other or don't kill each other. A lot I mean, maybe you know, there's probably some aberrations, even in the bonobo or some shit goes right. Someone's gotta regulate somebody, elbows dicks, don't work. Now I heard somewhere that before we had traditional marriage that it actually made sense for the woman to bang as many dudes in the village, so that the paternity of her

children, was unknown and should actually have more men to protect the offspring. Like that to me makes sense if I had all of you guys right red banjo and that all doing me, and then I make a baby who's baby is right because you always defended and we all have to take care of my baby. They become community babies if you guys want to set that up Mckenna, Terence Mckenna and sinks to the bottom. We cannot always thought that in our distant history, that it's likely that we had these polygamous groups of people that, like it, did psychedelic drugs together like his idea of like the long forgotten paradise was like these. You know back where he believe. Like you know, civilization was first being created. He believes that the civilizations that came out they were all just eating, must

I'm stripping their balls up and fucking each other right, yeah and then Club Med came that took a long time. I think your timeline, it might be a little bit off, but that sounds like a fun time, but that Mckenna's world. But this idea was that at one time there was enough people doing ego suppressing things like eating mushrooms, like it's all like really speculative there's. The idea of trying to figure out how many different cultures were doing psychedelic drugs when they came up with the religion when they came up with a lot of their ideas about life and studying the cosmos like a lot of those cultures that really got heavily into that stuff. We're also really have Lee in the psychedelic drugs, like the mines like making their crazy fucking calendars, the Mayan still a lot of mushrooms man, I don't know zero yeah, the mushrooms and raw chocolate together, there's

there's some some plant that had like an lsd like a fact. They also took this. I don't remember what it was, but the idea I went on a tour of Chichen Itza with this guy. Who is a professor and done? It was really cool if you could hire him as a guide and he was so knowledgeable. Man was just really interesting. You know him talking about all the the the the different traditions and why you know this is created that was created, but he had. The he took me to this room is like this is where they did there. The rituals of the the you know taking some sort of a psychedelic plants that have lsd. This was just like a culture of super duper, trippers yeah yeah. Well, when you see the when you see they built your like. You could not have been of sound mind when you came up with it's, not logical, not at all structures. He got to some weird places, weird anybody where they, they fucking, killed people so often that they had like spots yeah we're going to kill him right here. This is the altar they had altars, where they would sacrifice be sure I saw

What I didn't not not in Mexico went Thio in Peru. I went too much a teacher a couple times and they had the like a sacrificial room. They showed you. They were like on this table. Just people would voluntarily sacrificed, but what's the utilities unusually high as fuck, for I think what's the point is that the point to satisfy the gods take a virgin or you take the strongest guy or whatever? There was a period in when the Aztecs when they when they killed eighty thousand people. Some some insane number of people over like just a period of four days when there was one of the temples that was being built there they. Currently, this is like it's been it's. You did whether or not they killed eighty

Ellsinore, whether they killed. You know whether it was only really ten thousand people exaggerated, like there's some dispute as to how many people were actually killed, but if the number there they believe, is eighty thousand cheese in one thousand four hundred and eighty seven, the aztec king. He when, when they completed one of their pyramids, he killed every prisoner that, like was part of the construction yeah, so they could build the ship from or from them what a day built a should form, and then he kills some insane amount of people over the course of four days I bet that's a lot of voluntarily dying too. You know I don't know. So this was this is so crazy that, like Duncan told me about this first and then I read it and I couldn't believe

and then I told a bunch of different people I go. Did you know that this happened and I've had people go fuck? It did no walk like totally incredulous walking away from me, I said I'd better. Send them emails like that when I, when I won, that hunting show yeah yeah with Steve Rinella great Guy man really, but really intelligent, guy, very well, read guy, and I told him about it. He believe it either he's like there's no way, I'm I'm telling. I'll. Send you the thing when you send someone to the the actual. You know the different stories and depictions of this this time in the fourteen hundreds and you see that number eight three thousand. Can you wrap your head all shared not doing this with guns. Folks, rap your head around eighty thousand people getting cut to death in the rose. In matters most boulder right. Oh my god. Oh my god, it is everybody. There has there's throats sleep and there

I pulled out of their chest to it's, not five, one acre Risi mother yeah. That is that's insane yeah. They yeah they took shipped to the next level. Again massive mushroom meters, yeah yeah, trippers, big time troopers, it's weird when you you combine like all a lot of the the interesting things about those cultures, one of the interesting discoveries there's some very strange use, like on hire a cliff iq like language, and it took us a long time to figure out what they still work on some of the different, more complex character, things, an order and debate like what exactly it means like there is a great documentary. I think it's from that G so called decoding, the Maya believe that's what it's called, and it's really interesting to see these guys. These scholars trying to figure out why

fuck, this was yeah, it's crazy language. Well, the the other thing that blows your mind every time. If you see something mine, Aztec or the Incans is when you see what they built. You can take today's greatest architect and be like. How would you do this here and they don't even like don't even know where to start like how? things were built perfectly constructed and stones that way, like twenty tons, are laid on top of another stone and fits into it. They have theories like why we think that they would pour water down here and then you like how many people would take to move this new like a like a thousand, and then we can probably put it over here, and yet none of it makes sense anybody that, like there's, there's lots of people that will try to debunk anything yeah anytime, you bring up any it seems even remotely paranormal, you know like any like ghosts or fucking millions or anything remotely paranormal

They automatically try to go like this note. There's no evidence for that. There's no other yeah, that's all well and good till you get to giant stones and there's something about moving giant stones like listen got it. Blaine this. You got explain that you can't just say: oh well, they did that and you know they figured it out and they cut it out of this quarry right here. Look we have one is one of my favorite pieces of evidence is what they show this one of these giant fucking big, stone pillars, they were carving out of this, this one giant piece of granite and they stopped in the middle of the carving, but because of the fact that was like partially completed, you could see, the method of shaping it yeah. It was really kind of interesting like they. They will. They learned a lot from that mmhm, so they they believe they did it with stones and the believe that they did it slowly like it was a real, painstaking process of slowly chipping away to get these?

mother Fucker, they move it's. You gotta tell me how they move. There's no cranes, no bulldozers yeah. We have to assume that they had some in credible knowledge of leverage and moving things and they figured out how to get things under it and leverage it and move it somehow, but to pretend that that not a mystery, is really kind of disingenuous. I find that I mean also to human thinking, changes, overtime and since the enlightenment period, in, like the scientific revolution, we discredit anything that's remotely okean mysterious. That's because there's so much kooky, mysterious stuff, that's bullshit! Yeah! It's such a problem, there's so much bullshit out there, whether it's

bull. Are you a full bull, there's so many ninety mother, with fake big foot stories just muddying up the waters rushes such bullshit yeah, so it of course a smart person is going to gravitate towards the scientific and write more likely explanation, yeah, almost everything, that's very true, but it's not explaining everything, but it's nice that the things that is leaving things that are that are valid. You know it's not the the bullshit story is leaving the real thing, also like an explorer or unexplained, and and people just go like that, whatever well with science, can't figure out is a motions and artwork, and why do we like beautiful things and why why do? I love hearing certain songs. Why is it changed the way my body feels you know? What does it feel like to kiss somebody that you love? Is that really just a bunch of chemicals it's floating around in your brain? What is going on there? That would what can science measure that

now? The the emotional human aspect of life is the one thing that science can really truly define yet, but who knows man, you might be able to break it down one data ones and zeros, and you do program, the right ones and zeros in your head and you're happy all the times. Do it just keep dreaming men stream all day you ever talk to. Someone like you has a problem with like normal consciousness and they need something like an ssri or something like that and then, when they take it, they talk about how like like they. Finally like see life, we're going to be able to engineer that in people I mean, I guess, we're doing it right now, but people taking pills meeting the cheese of it and, while the ball of the levels of certain things that make you know your your consciousness operate, the certain things like serotonin and dopamine, like rivals, range things like how these things are produced by them. They can appeal the manipulate that shit. Oh yeah and they're going to be able to manipulate your mood like you're, going to be like way happier

you're, you also gonna, be able to program they'll, be able to program the genes that are more horrible and leave out things that are yeah. Well, that's one of the things I always felt like. If you look at those the standard image of the alien no, the grey Eyed. Does the man grace yeah and big eyed alien feeling, real flimsy bodies, big big giant heads? If you look at them when you look at us and you will get a gorilla when they look more like us on the grill Okay, they do right right, like that. Maybe what we're going to do we're going to get get rid of all the whole sex organ thing: yeah we're going to design these like bulletproof bodies that can see through walls and we're just going to take that on they had it within a room. Re pretty! Well, I think that's going to be a. To figure out a way to manipulate your genetics and there's never going to be a dumb kid born again sure

develop a new language to dumb people. Your fucking kids going to be five to use too It was fucking Virginia three kid at five year you know it's three languages will stop speaking English and point or any real have a night with that. You know every Well, no we'll just communicate with our conscious all right. You don't even have to speak anymore, how much different the world would be. If we all have the same language makes a huge difference. I wonder how much confusion when it comes to like especially like with things like that are going on. Excuse me things that are going on in the Middle EAST yeah. You know, I don't speak Israeli, I must be keyboard I don't. I don't know what the Palestinians are saying. I don't know what the Saudis are saying right. With the Iranians would say. I can't hear that. I don't understand it. So we're relying on some like you ever seen like some of the translations, that were there were attributed to Acument Ajad.

The, as I was named, the Iraq with the army manager when you get a job yeah there's like people take things out of context that he said and make it like much more inflammatory and he says, play with limited, but they manipulate things. We don't know about that. We don't know about Unless you really go and look and if he talked English we would know mother fucker learn some English very right. Now, Iranians and fucking listen to this podcast in IRAN. Like bitch, I thought you were cool. Here's the thing too is getting folks it all universal language. We should learn Farsi there. You go universal language, it always blows, my mind too 'cause. It brings to the point when people say the word fluent when they say their fluent in another. Which- and you realize what it really means to be fluent, because people can speak a lot of the language and still miss

tons of things, misunderstand things and definitely not treat like. I speak, pretty. Damn good spanish from growing up in a spanish speaking, the household and I've seen I've watched like court shows or they have an interpreter for somebody, and I've been like that what he said and it like the person said it. You know like that. I've watched translations like UN things or you'll, be like. Oh, that person speaks let's say, fluent spanish and I think you're like no. They speak great English too, but it's actually like they speak. Ninety percent good English and can miss a war, an intention that can be shuffled around and then, when you miss it, when you miss something by a word or I'll, have it you know in Spanish. Well, like you think, I'm pretty much on point, but you missed a little thing. The little detail that you don't miss when it's either. Your native language or your so immersed in a language that you truly are fluent in it right, you're, thinking,

right, yeah and, like you know, I mean you if you live in a in a in a in a country where you live in your second language country, you can over time I think, really speak. Tremendous whatever that language might be. You know I mean like once you when you're surrounded that language, twenty four seven, seven short of that, like you, really do miss things and then you I'm saying that's also. It leads to misunderstand leave the argument. Neat leads to confrontations and and violent. Sometimes because you misunderstood something, there wasn't even a disagreement, you just don't say it right or understand it right, yeah yeah, there's a apparently there's a new app and it you can talk to it and if you're talking in whatever language it translates it back to you in real time in English, wow yeah, I haven't. Do you know what I'm talking about?

No, I have no idea yet have you heard of this? No god damn it. I have to find about this. I have to Google search it now, because somebody told me about it- and I haven't looked into it- This is apparently something either they're working on and it's going to be released soon or it's out now, because there is like with my parents who are hungarian speakers, and I can understand stuff, but even when I speak my father in English. Right like he, has a whole different understanding of English. Of course, as I do, and a different continent when he speaks hungarian, I still don't really understand because of the different time and space that we grew up. Learning a origin like even generational between your father, who is american, like you didn't, grow up with the same tv shows that you did or not the same room. This yeah you can miss. You can misunderstand each other. Even then yeah this. This is a real thing. Ok, it's an app that translates languages during real time. Phone calls wow. So you

call someone- and you can be talking to someone in real fucking time, whatever they say in french or spanish, translate it translates it to you in real time. Wow! That's incredible! That's not right! yeah. We should We don't know any other languages languages, so we would I can call japanese girl, no, you don't know shit. Have you ever been? This is the king's high one website have you? Did you see that tweeted did today? That's no kings of Taiwan. I was, I was on Amazon last night, looking up books and it said, Where is his recommends to, and one was recommends to Taiwan hookers, is a Kindle book, and so I was like what the fuck this book and I started reading through it, and then I was like oh wait. This is from a website. Somebody just took it and made it a book on Amazon. So then I started going on this website and next thing. I know I'm looking deep into this like report, how to get who

there's in Taiwan and he's like it's accepted there and how it is so interesting. But then I found myself like on Orbitz like how expensive is it going to go to Thailand, but what am I doing about going at a time when I was last year that was last one? Sometimes you just get lost in that barrel on the internet, yeah we just not really keep on coding, fall down that hole man. You were thinking about actually going to tie. Well, it looked really nice. I was looking at videos on Youtube and it looked like really pretty there and stuff, and then people are saying it's like it's better than Vegas. You know like it's like way better than Vegas, don't think once you in prison just for smoking pot. No, you just don't do drugs or anything. I follow the rules. They have articles on that website about all the laws there and what to do where to stay, and what soap is to get Who is the youngest? so you guys never been in Taiwan. Not yet we're planning,

for the for the Vegas experience pretty soon for the better than Vegas. It's just really hard to get. People leave the country yeah, especially now, but if you are looking for a place that really hookers. Do it man we're not the world champs and report back to us by no means As for the night life, it seems like, if there is, you know, just seems crazy. We yeah we sing that song. I love the nightlife to boot, Paula Discover and I'm saying that we just had Yoshi on our show talk about a man have seen too much. Do he told he believes in him strictly the hooker experience Toyota Yoshi is our friend he said, Frankfort is great, and so is Amsterdam. Is it in Germany? What is Yoshi's stand up? Comedian friend of ours who always worked for porn companies

so we would be at the comedy store in the ocean which, though she would roll up with, like a box of, I was always give you asian sensation check it. Take a dvd yeah. I think we had a box of stuff to beat off too yeah. Actually we did for a long part of my collection was it was secondhand Yoshi. It was DVD's that you know she had given people that they take your prison shit yeah. It's all finished yeah that finish stuff is strange as fuck like dudes, like jerk off on of weirdness. My favorite was specs appeal. Just girls in glasses, glasses and guys, like here and all over the glasses, which is like you got on my glasses. I can I'll try to go back to reading now and they would always try to leave their next sentence. My friend

yeah she does bondage stuff and she just got a letter. The other day that was like hey. You know I want to be your GIMP, I I just can't you know I have to wear a mask, but you can like peel off piece with my arm and eat it. If you want to, you could do anything, you want to be the person that you know she said that to you know somebody wrote a letter and email to this person. I know ok and it was like the most this. Any attached a photo and it's so horrible look at you, look at and go wow. That's that's a serial killer at their yeah right, there's a spherical. You know what they say about people that have like this thing, with their always hurting themselves. No, like they're, like cut themselves or pain. You know like some people like have like crazy, like general piercings and showing up yeah. They think that some people that do like really freaky might have a problem with the nine x The rinsing pain the right way. Well, that's interesting. They really yeah and it

more and more extreme. You know things to like really jolt themselves and feel it. Yeah. Well, some people clearly don't have the same pain threshold that, like I would say, the majority of people. Have you see some people do things you like right, how the fuck did but you know that guy that got fucked death by the horse. The guy that guy had that I had piercings all over his balls. His balls were like a three ring binder, I'm not joking, Click clack click. This one like this guy. He was a straight out blogster. It wasn't just getting horses to fuck him in the ass he's like run metal through his ballbag horses like crazy, that horse fucked him to dance to create this thing too about the horse fucking being into that is the horse. Dick is second to

the horse thrust, because an animal thrust thrust from a horse is in you can't, since you could line up eight. People would be like don't let him push and that horse is fucking through you, yeah man, all they eat is grass to what the fuck yeah you imagine. If grass is a solution, the whole time and everything healthy is fucking run for one hundred miles. Horses eat grass in the yoked. Exactly right, there is so swollen I mean. Is there any animal more swollen a horse? I was about to say they are like thoroughbreds and then I remembered they are like thoroughbred horse like there's no animal in the animal kingdom. That is more like gods and their fucking beautiful Yeah, you see them. You like that looks like a majestic through Jessica fact. You can actually write it and get it to do shit and with you on its back. It's like house, thirty

thousand hours town, you know you know, like you know the real problem, though it's like the people that want to do those like jumping things and all that other kind of crazy shit with the horses like those sport oh yeah, I can deposit yeah people died during those. That's how Christopher you've got fucked up and the horses get fucked up a lot too yeah. I don't get that I just feel, like you know, that's a scary proposition right there, your plan, on this animal listening to you, what if it pulls a muscle, are you ready for that amount that shit? If you understand like bodies, you know the animals, the strain things they break legs they twist. Ankles shit goes wrong shits going wrong. While that animal does that you're attached to that fucking thing, it's going to spike you into the ground with all of its weight. On top you dude fuck riding a horse fuck a horse. I got bucked me virtual knuckles girl, I'm with you fuck that, like I think, they're beautiful and I wouldn't mind riding a horse like a trail horse and stuff like that. As long as I guess, cool horse

that some guy it hadn't taken care of? Like you know, this is like a an easygoing horses. He's been love like old, really expect the older one who have been hanging out for seventy years, I'm totally down with that, but the real. The real problems is a question of events. We got jumping over, woo to me. It's not respect for this beautiful, magnificent beast. I mean one is the one or not. It is, but I mean I have respect like you said. The Santa also has a mind of its own. How do you know what it's going to do? It's time, How do you know it wants to do that? Bullshit? I don't wanna. Do that bullshit someone especially 'cause the animal can clearly see that there's nothing to the left. This fucking boards- nothing to the right like? Why am I

company and I've seen that I've seen that on I've seen footage of that before with a horse goes like this stop stupid? Why am I jumping this man? What am I, your fucking got rain man. We got options I'm going around. Why should I jump you on my back? We should have a jumping contest. Who do you think of Jen's highest to hire me? I think. Are you broken today or something broken in that joint? Whatever the fuck was invented, I told you, you have a good vertical. I could probably jump decent not like now chatting is the one of all. Like the you know, the physical things and and attributes that you can desire like. I wish I could do this yeah when I when, if you are with somebody especially, if are your size and they have an amazing vertical leap- is the fucking most fascinating thing

want to watch it. 'cause, it's totally natural. Like I've been with people my height, they can literally jumped fifteen inches higher than I can you just like holy shit. It's the thing I was like man and it is not from and the people that I've seen and it wasn't through like by train every day, but it was just the top I jump is a name yeah. It was a jump all day. No, it was just a natural way. Reddit Terry, like we're whatever it did, they were just born, be able to jump through the roof. That's! What Bo Jackson was like? That's one of the most amazing physical specimens in recorded time ago, Jackson We still got records in the NFL combine, I think, still holds the record for the forty. Does he really? I don't think so watching that got to that was like watching a human horse

like that. It really was that guy is an unbelievable athletes, but somebody who wrote a book about him was talking about. I wish I could remember the guys name. I should google it watch. Look up. Bo Jackson highlights from from football when he was at Auburn or when he, when he played for if he didn't get his hip injured, there is absolutely no telling what that guy would have done. He would fucking. He was so fast that he was like he's like the fastest guy on the team, but it was on like a two hundred and twenty five or two hundred and thirty pounds. So he could truck people to like just lower his shoulder and just he would deliver hits you know You give a concussion out with the football in his hand, that just unbelievable physical specimen Bo Jackson, Christ and he played professional baseball,

Is he liked baseball too? You know just one of those guys who was like. Oh how about also play another? professional sports people yet and be awesome at and just just home run I remember watching him ever see a guy, because I saw then do this for sure. There's footage of this Bo Jackson breaking a base. Bat over battle resort you. Do it like it was nothing. It looks like big man. He like poop, like it was breaking a candy bar. You have half of all take app like he would just snap that shit fuck I struck out. Apparently he was always able to do freaky shit. This guy was talking about that when he was young, he used to be able to jump over cars. He could jump over the hood of a car yeah. I saw a guy. Do that too. That's crazy! Who was that one of the things I was talking. I saw guy do that who is smaller than shorter than me? You know a total fuckin just yo

dude, he played running back, actually broke, California state records in high school, and he did that he jumped over the hood of a car, and I was like that is amazing. To watch. I mean amazing and crazy to watch a guy like that sprint you're, like I'll, do it. I could run forever, never sprint like that. Yeah there's, a kid that I saw on a video who jumped off a roof did a back flip.

Off a roof, and it was like a three story or two story: building was the most ridiculous shit. I've ever seen on the kid made it lived and was fine. If you want to see like that, that's incredible if you want to see like a crate like a crazy other level like type of after riding athlete, like you just see like it's another gear that they have, that other people just don't have yeah. If you look at there's this guy, that plays football for like a place of the bills. I think now is him C J Spiller and when he was at Clemson, there's highlights of him like where he would stop like stop in the middle of the field. There's like five guys for having him, and he just turns it on again, but he goes toe like he goes. One slash five gear before they get to first, you know like that's, like he's got to his gear, so much faster than them, but those were all like dynamite at yeah. You know- and you just like that that doesn't make sense like we're like Devin Hester is this guy? Who plays

the bears, as if you know of of well well known returner, and if you watch it highlights the thing about him, is that he hits they say like he. There are guys who have faster forty times than him, but he hits his highest speed immediately. So it's like he gets the ball and then he's just like I'm running as fast as I can the first second, I have the ball where, as everybody else has yeah and you just like holy shit, he is like he just he hit fifty year. Imedi and you see the other off the gate explosions. What ass yeah it's incredible, it's incredible, there's no even play yeah the idea that this, an even playing field when it comes to human beings, is crazy. Yeah, just by looking at the different sizes of us, is a reason why we need weight classes. Okay, sure in the variables inside of weight classes, those are also pretty extreme. With some athletes, some people, just

that coordinated. They don't move that. Well, they don't have that kind of power and then there's guys that can just learn things like immediately and they can run, Gazelle and they can do shit to you that you can't do to them and they were out of the box. Like that, you know, there's there's got is it out of the box athletes, you would think about how unlikely the total package of Lebron James- is crazy. That, like that, is a point: zero zero one percent like package, aquatic state, gives birth to him. Two steps are there? Yes, his momma crashing back, and yes, not only his momma cry, it is mom, allegedly was fucking one of his teammates. Oh that's right! That's true! Hot sauce in my bag, the Lanter W also true yes, Delonte W man

What is his mom allegedly had a substance abuse problem. Ok, she gives birth to this gigantic Super Adam. That's amazing moves like a panther like a giant Panther Lebron James is in MA. Do you know how many people that guy would be fucking up? Oh yeah, if you train that guy and that guy wanted to fight if he had the will to fight yeah yeah? Well, you know in high school he was all state tight, end playing football, because people always talk about. Can you imagine this number this playing football? He stop playing. I think after his software season was all state like already like there's going be somebody somebody going to deal with and stop playing you look at that body. Six. Eighty two, seventy and, as we have your body award, learn how to fight. You know, Stephen all right. I thought I did play football, this whole time, Jesus. What team is in well, I know Lebron James Basketball, here's what I notice or just whatever time. So, if you don't

watch anything outside that now I like tennis, what about like? Ladies golf, you still yes every time she isn't gay. Is that the case that I've heard that said before, ladies golf is like a lot of k, chicks, I think it's, I think, there's a little bit of support. One hundred percent, of course, always do, but there's definitely sticks they use there's. Definitely is trying today. There's definitely loves angry twitter. That's what it is your my twinn! I don't who is! Ladies golf, I'm not sh! They are amazing offers that are golfers. So it's actually just a bunch of lesbos yeah every round stare each other. It's amazing how good they are, though. Well it's one of the few groups that lesbians available to really grow lesbians. They have a hard time getting the community. Yes

They gave you have massive communities all over the country. Yes, parts of the tenderloin and yes, if you go to the Santa Monica area, yeah West Hollywood, Ca Santa Monica Boulevard. There are days they've, they've, they've all conglomerated. They know where the parties at driving, but then fucking place on Hollywood Boulevard, though the West on Santa over the West Hollywood spot. That is the gay spot on earth. Which one, let's that area that whole area, while you drive in Santa Monica, is that is that club rage still there. I think. Yes, I don't go everywhere. That's the flagship club, that's the one! That's on the big! That was the one that I think you know for is, as I was coming down, Doheny and I'm at the red light there, and it was Saturday night and it was fucking, beautiful weather and everybody was out and it was a gay party on the streets. Man there's these two dudes and they

both have their hands their fingers looped into each others belt loops, and I and they were like in a lock. I kind of see a ring and a school dicks together like I can. Only watch is a certain amount of time before the day's lesson I gotta get out of here. It was. It was like a bomb. Been ignited, get outside the blues radius gay bomb here, but they're so happy there happy as fuck. You wait where we used to live next to a bear bar in Silver Lake, so you have to walk past the bear bar to get to trader Joe's, that's a specific type of so wonderful and so like Tuesday night, is like rim, job Tuesday job Tuesday. Big sign out front rim, job Tuesdays huge rooster in the back and like these guys, just party party, are you hear like you drive by? Could you could have be having like the like the most quiet

same kind of night you're like there's nothing going on and as you pulled up your like move, the control you like dollars and dicks grinding and like your neighborhood, is alive right now and the best part there was a security guard that would stand out so yeah because he was in front of a gay bar. You didn't know if it was just a costume with the first few times guys going out tonight and he's like he had. A mustache is well yeah. It's very few that pull off the John Stossel yeah. I know that I must still fully commit to that man strange well yeah that was wrong or that his people usually mock the moustache. You know- or they rocked the ironic moustache Movember yeah, but in the gay community is like you go in I'm down yeah you I saw a guy. The other day was beautiful, had temple hands on and yet of Jean shorts and he had like like

one of those leather scally caps on and he had a Jean jacket that was sleeveless nice? He was fucking, and this was like right after I worked in San Francisco San Francisco with Greg Fitzsimmons Greg, Fitzsimmons fucking killed me. He got on stage and he goes. This is the last with his real guy with leather pants and a handlebar mustache. Oh my god. I get fucking crushed too, because it was so true. Yeah he's on a bashed animal. That's fucking! Funny really like that. You described like if, if if cock was a company, That's the chairman and ceo of cock, Kimball and charge with the fluffy socks style. Yes, crunch down and the timber lands like open and then he's got cut off Jean shorts in a Jean jacket,

he was a soldier yeah one leave live San Francisco. This is Santa Monica, boasting a monitor yeah this one to the gas gas all right, the only one that comes close to him. I was in the human Houston once and I'm fine. I wanted to one can gradually this guy well the way who is rock in it, but I didn't want to offend him. Yet I let it go, but he had leg warmers on that were that's already covered warmers on and he had these little designer, like they looked like some odd tennis, shoes, type thing that he was wearing some very trendy tennis shoe. And then he had these boys gym shorts. These those Jim shows where the blue, with the whites trying and there were way too small. There were way too small. Okay and he's our frail man as it is, and then he had a pink skin tight shirt,

then a some crazy multi, colored bandana and as he was working out, he's working out like this grunting leg, warmers man, it gas amounts ever walked into their absolute this guy if he got together with the other guy. That would create a black hole. Call homosexuality it would eat its way through this. Don't eat, cement and spit come back at you. It would be a sinkhole of gave slipped fell into it. You'd fall fall, prey, You saw something in She lives in San Francisco to college that she def. I saw the gays thing that you can see which, during the you said during the parade one time you saw a guy two guys fucking.

On the corn yeah on the street, just on the street mean same guys, Frissora bed- it's if you see guys but fucking on the street, would be like that's the days straight up. You'll never forget that strip. At that moment, it's one of the game streets on earth sure, but I think it was during the Folsom Street Fair in all. So that's like the game, Mardi GRAS and everyone goes after I'd like to limit it affairs if you're willing to fuck on the street during affair, you're a real gangster like you're out there, just fuck Oh yes, you're part of the problem the the the bare Jim and our old neighborhood yeah yeah. That's some guys! So this thing also in their culture, is the these big guys. They also like to build their mosque. Yes and that's another part of it and Tommy. One time I think you were down wind of a guy. Yeah fan was a.

Find him or something, and you could smell his like. It was so strong. It wasn't like Jim smell strong. It was like a personal body odor that you know you can just tell when someone's being Can you check in because he was dirty the card that they lost it yeah yeah it was. It was a definitely a. I haven't showered in life, in awhile. Maybe it's to ward off the smell of shit, while you're fucking ever think about that. I think I mean there's gotta, be such a pride, yet such pride about his musk. I could just tell like the way he was like you picking up what I'm putting out there right now. Look about him. This is John Rhe. I imagine that some people were walking through the gym. That day, like thanks brother, like thanks for putting this out here, 'cause, you got

fired up. There should be ready to do some squad. Small focus smell good, damn, damn yeah, there's different levels of like gay guys to write and what they're into like some guys just into other, like crazy, big, gay, guys in some guys there, like twinks, tiny little boy, hairless, yeah, there's this dude that Shave it down brother, but I knew that was a producer type character, so wealthy character that always had like these young boys. With him there were always just twenty years old a little confused like that's no well known comical like, like the only know why yeah that's true, I know several yeah, that's sort of kind of a type there's all types, there's waters. Car otters what's another now I believe in order young, it's a tall. Slender hairless is in order,

as opposed to a big hairy fat, which is a bear and a younger bear is actually a cub cub. So bears go with cubs and cubs are just smaller and more malleable. I heard that the word is becoming taboo way that it's kind of not cool, to say I think twink is starting to become coming to everybody fired up about. We stop there. Titles what happened, so you know Andy Cohen on. Bravo, I think he won in some other show and he's like look at all these tweaks here and then the twin community got really upset and started, and- and so he apologized wings job isn't gang, and yet so yeah I but he apologized for the twins. Everybody is looking for an opportunity to be sensitive. Yes, we are in such a weird time. It is well with you it's like.

Will have found reward in like pointing at like hot button. Things like that. Like hey, you know at that point community. We do not really being offended, it was all organized. You know who else is fucking super annoying and, like I mean this, was way different level of how fucking assholes they are. Is this? Like one million moms group, it's just like we're mother is that are christian that want to raise fucking, great kids and like but were complete pleat bigoted, a discriminatory Tori assholes they publicly lash out for the this is like the second or third time at Jcpenney for having Ellen Degeneres at their spokesman. They're like real, is that none of us are ever going to shop there again. Could you could you hired Allen to be like that kind of shit like, and they got really mad about her latest Christmas, commercial with elves and they're, like you have a fucking gay?

and with what's what's gonna happen next like to me, that's a good point. Yeah I mean what would happened. Will happen. Next lesbians and elves get together. Mixing up with magical creatures you crazy. Definitely what if they like develop some. We have enough various intention, so they develop some sort of lesbian pixie dust right sprayed over a city weather flying around and your kids become lesbian yeah. We gotta bunch of miniature gaels running around listen and you mark. No Richard is a lesbian community. Have the genres- I don't know, I don't know yeah yeah, they have lipstick. Lesbian Butch, Fred Flintstone lipsticks, the best right yeah the lipsticks is pretty much because the other pretty one hundred the other ones are intimidating specially. If they want to fight, and I was good at shows either could wanna, arguably the best sense of humor

No, they can, they can be cool, for me can be cool they can be. Of course it's like you can't really generalize a whole, no even sexual orientations, not yeah. I've met a lot of cool me too. Yeah great I've got a lot of annoying straight people too yeah everybody sucks in their own way, goddamnit That's sort of the anti positive approach everybody's got their own special gift. Everybody sucks in their own way way shit to the dark place lyrics, and so true, this we're on wrong little something fun with. I had to ask you this, so I wanted to get your thoughts on Pacquiao going down to market is crazy, crazy, yeah, well many paki out first of all is a super nice guy Tashan. I film this thing with him, where I played Daniel Tosh's manager and He was going to let Manny Pacquiao punch him in the face that answer.

Manny Pacquiao is very nice about it by the way he like, like kind of tap them and like him, harder him harder and talk, Just look at me like what the fuck is not going to hurt you little harder harder. You know and even then Manny Pacquiao just sort of popped like so gently to get some. You know, but he's so nice Is it a really friendly guy like he doesn't have any like weird feeling around like she's a super duper star. He travels deep with like this giant entourages. Taking care of everything around him all the time and he's like the nicest guy in the world. So that made me sad, but that's the game he's playing. He plays a crazy game. That game is, you are competing with your consciousness. You're competing You, physical health, you're competing against another man, who's is trained killer and when, when he hits Your body is just like any other body, and if someone hits you perfectly like he did twice in device, you dropped him.

The first one and most likely he was still hurt from that, but that second punch was so powerful that was like the perfect punch is Pacquiao was moving forward and Mark has what are moving forward and just crushed him in his tracks. Lights out on the way down yeah. It was one of the worst or best one punch, knockouts, I've ever seen in all boxing, and I think it goes in the top ten. It's like I mean that shit is right up there with Paul Williams, getting knocked out by Sergio Martinez. Did you see that Sergio Martinez is it got a vicious left hand and he's like super athlete moves around a lot. Yeah email, Paul Williams, like this perfect overhand, left as he was moving in yeah and just spun around to face planted, was just like that he's got, but I just didn't expect to see that what I think well, you know I think it was. I was seeing some stats on it that that was that his first time be

being knocked out yeah since ninety- maybe not so, don't even know. Ninety eight yeah, I think, he's been dropped, dropped he's been dropped. Some incredible stat that, like it hadn't happens, is ninety eight, but he was, I think, well actually now that I think about it. I think Mark has dropped him in his fight in this fight before he knocked him out. That was the first round as it knocked him down? He had not Marquez down before, but markets had staggered him before, but somebody had stopped him earlier in his career yeah. He had. He had been knocked out early, okay, but never like this. This was this was one of those knockouts that might just be a game. Changer yeah, that's a relief, and you know boxers what you're, seeing in first of all in in Manny's, you see a guy who's already had before this fight. They had three crazy fucking wars right: three war, yeah brutal force, blasting each other and

any of those. Can you have really in your life? You know, there's a number, it might be ten, it might be seven. Everybody is different depending on when you start dipen and how good your defenses when you gonna get now beginning. You had hit your getting your body. Oh yeah, you got a lot of Fenton problem. That, among other fights, training sparring sessions just hundreds of conscious was the point. The point is what you're saying is a tiny fraction of the actual damage has taken because you're only seeing one fight. So you think about all the fights that he's had all the punches that he's taken. It's a tremendous amount of punishment, as is then, you have to factor in the fact that that is a for action of the actual punishment right. Then you start getting an idea of what the fuck is really going on when you're training for a fight, but you have to have a number in your head or a feeling for a time or what you gotta know when a fucking get out, because the more you

that shit, the more one day it's going to catch up with you, but with a guy like Pacquiao, it's super hard for those guys to just go out on top Floyd Mayweather retire, and then he came back. He almost went out on top. You almost said fuck, it went out on top, but I think he's probably the most cautious out of all Floyd yeah he's the most cautious stylistically very rarely gets hit when he does get hit recovers very well, like Shane Mosley was the last one him yeah. He goes through entire fights. Where he barely gets Tagged, yeah yeah just boxes the out of people. You know- and I love that I love the fact that the guy's still he's like. Not only is the unbeaten he's really unchallenged and he's like, I think, he's thirty. Six now guys Yeah he's gonna, be pretty unheard of. You know and you'll, just fantastic. His defense is so incredibly he's. A brilliant boxer is a brilliant and he probably would've box the shit out of Pacquiao, especially seeing especially seeing what he did and Martinez pass

I was able to do the Martinez and then what you know, the differences, Martinez and wasn't even close Floyd just outbox the shit out of him. I mean he just couldn't get to him. He before it is just too good he's good positioning amazing punches. He recovers well and his people don't realize. Sometimes that, like I mean depending on how good whoever he's fighting at the time that a lot of times he boxes gloves down because he's so quick, he doesn't even he doesn't pull up his gloves for a lot of fights. His gloves are down and dipping around dance like playing with people. Yet when he does that shoulder roll, he walks towards guys with his left, shoulder up high in his right glove by his face, and they don't know what to do with that and Friday. This is so good is reflexes, are so good, and now that Adrien Broner Guy, you seen that kid, but upcoming kid. Oh, my god, his kids, a monster he's like Floyd may.

Other, but with more punching power, same like weight class, he he's forty, seven, I'm not sure, is just or might be thirty five, zero, thirty five and struggling to make the weight and moving up to forty or forty seven. What it what It is he's kids dynamite. He has that same style that hide left shoulder. It's incredible ether system, fuck, no, no, if I can leave blow for most of your bike, you're getting that love is down it's crazy. It is crazy, but you're, so good at it was dark and roll right hands and you don't want to get clipped by that shit so, like guys, are real cautious, they don't know and he's so good at like slipping jam. So go to anticipate in your movement. The best boxers are great at leading guys into certain directions and anticipating how they were You know, and so like a guy like Floyd Mayweather is not like an impulsive guy. He's like the guy going to set traps for you so like will lead you in certain directions and see how

respond and then lead you in that certain direction again and see how you respond and then set you up for a time where is going to lead you in that certain direction is going to stop bang he's going to catch you do a certain thing over and over again, you know a certain feature gloves when you move off the ropes and he's going to she's going figure it out out figure it out it that's out, like that's thing, that Anderson Silva does yes, and so he moves around the guy for like the first winner to kind of get a sense of how we operate, how he moves faint, some a little bit and then start setting him up start setting him up for death for death set him up for a dismantling, yeah floyds. Even his defense is so interesting and so develop that, like, when you watch inbox, sometimes you'll see him get up against the ropes and you're. Like oh he's, he's up against the ropes. This guy might take advantage

and then Floyd somehow pulls it into his a bit like yeah. His defense becomes his offense yeah and you're. Like oh, no he's he's ripping this guy was just too good he's so good. At straight boxing I mean he's it's amazing and he's a guy. That said, a lot him problems to the kind of broke his hand, a great several times yeah, so he goes for like the biggest cushion his gloves, and because of that, I think this you know because of his fragile hands. He probably is a lot of guys who doesn't knock out because of that very reason, because he's had like problems with his hands over and over again, but the way he knocked out, Homeboy from England. The fox is name hadn't, yet we haven't really shit yeah. That was brilliant, and that was when he was in his prime. That was an animal that flies so fast box. The shit out of me just boxes the shit out of guys you just can't get to him. You just remind me, I'm going to be in Vegas this week your floor. If you want to grab lunch, if you want to grab dinner, bring Roger. He wants to be a part of team money money by the way man, big fan,

look that up all about team money, money team I want to roll with you. I need to watch dog. What's going on man, CAT Williams hit somebody with a microphone or something in any punch. They did in target slap that he got in a car chase with working on a new hour. Give me a fucking Break Jesus Christ so sensitive to bring back to me. We watched his twenty four slash seven, but that his uncle the train Roger. I love black mambo. He was a former champion himself Roger made with the head of vicious right hand letting twenty four seven well code. I was still my favorite right when code is like. I know, Floyd is a supreme athlete great boxer and we have to be ready for war and they Roger Mayweather. He goes well fuck about me again, the level of technique that Floyd has so

above and beyond everybody else. He fights that he has that kind of confidence Makoto, especially during that fight, was a prime athlete Marga that was the only one that never really fucked up Miguel Coto when he was in his prime in that stopped him, and that was when Margarita was accused of having loaded gloves because he got yes, it is sure he did one of his subsequent fights, but we don't call. It was a bad like a monster yeah. What they get into boxing with Floyd is like he just he makes ever buddy look goofy. He makes everybody look they look like they just don't really know what he's they don't really belong in there with them. He's figured you not early enough, and now every time you step popping the jab in your face and there's no retail creation is not there and then you know you look stupid and he slowly breaks you down. It's just so good is a is superb, superb boxer wins per badly, but if I had a choice between watching him and Anderson Silva, like yeah. I would way rather watch Anderson, Silva Fight,

okay, West and that's one of the reasons why I ran in may so much better. I like a good fight with Floyd Mayweather. You know like if I found a for me. It was going to fight me Pacquiao before this last thing. They super sure, but but you know, when he's he's fighting is fighting somebody, somebody that I don't give a yeah yeah. It's like whatever yeah he's just gonna boxes, this yeah. It would be interesting to watch right now, but I can watch on HBO next week sure what how I've asked this before. But how famous is Anderson Silva in Brazil? Oh, it's like Michael Jordan Michael Jackson had a baby really fast. It's incredible that he's a super super super star. They love him. That's awesome! The cheer

use when he goes on on into the octagon, only steps up the stairs and walks in and close the door behind their fucking deafening. I took my headphones off and I said I go to Goldberg was talking among the I go. Take your headphones off! I go. Take your headphones often fail us. We take the headphones off is like we're just looking at each other, like wow, there's twenty thousand people in Rio and they're going fucking button. And Anderson walks in and bows and they're going fucking ape shit, and so then he goes out there and dismantles Stephan Bonner in a way that doesn't even seem human. He did it like some fucking Kung FU movie dude, who just got bolted with some secret lightning power in like he added superpower, so you didn't even make any sense. He did movie shit. He stepped with his back up against the cage and let Stephan Bonner throw punches at his hands down and just ducked and moved in front of and then through Bonner, the ground and knocked him unconscious. With a knee to the body

blasted the need of botting boom boom goes down down a position done I mean the way he did it was like it was. It was superhuman. It was like a guy in a movie like if you saw a guy do that in like Bourne identity Blackpits, nobody can do it. Put your back up again. So what well? Nobody puts her back up against the cage I have the best fighter in the fucking world. Does that yeah? The best guy ever put his back up against the case to a big giant dude like Stephan Bonner, cotton weight down from like two hundred and thirty to fight at two hundred and five and Anderson fights at one hundred and eighty five. He still rag dolls, the guy it's freaky he's freaky, there's nobody that freaks me out. When you watch him when you watch like the shit they can do to like really high level grown fighters. No one freaks me out, like Anderson, he's like you're, watching a rare master like you

Do you like you're, going to get a chance to talk about this when you get old? You know like this people that we talk about when they saw Joe Louis fight. Yeah, that's all well and good Anderson Silva would have fun. Joe Louis yeah, okay and listen to me. I don't care what anybody says. Yeah, and this is of an mma fight- Will Joe Louis up all right, you're watching something crazy you're watching the baddest fighters ever walked the face, the the shit he does. The guys, even like really good guys, is shocking. Do you think he could be John Claude Van Dam? It depends on which movie it is if it's like one of Jean Claude Van Damme's, like one of his signature movies, if it's like a blood sport to Van Dam has heart they can never be able to appreciate. Have you ever seen him cry in his reality? Show. It's me yeah. I used to I now by Steven. Segal is awesome. He's awesome

these are some in a totally different way. That's Stevenson, galls awesome as well, but but Jean Claude Van Damme is awesome in a completely different way. The cool, the movie that he came out here a year or two ago it was the movie came out with that was like about what do you think? I'm crazy? I think I know what movies he's doing this one was actually good where he played Jc Vidiya themselves right now. We have that on Blu Ray. I never said it wasn't He still crazy. He has a reality show and he it plays a gas, only seen the videos on the internet, but you could readily get him on the internet, but it's wonderful. He is crazy and he keeps talking about I'm going to hit this fights, I'm going to have to fight one more time for the chill

He has he's like crazy ideas. I did you know they say jump. You did a lot of cocaine and you know you know a lot of other things. I'm not happy about those other things, but I'm going to make it up with this fight and I'm going to win but knocked out, and it's like so crazy and over the turkeys. Acting. It's like this strange, hybrid, between a reality show and a movie. What he's doing is really strange because he said he's going to have a fight and he's got this guy that he keeps dragging around with him that he says that. But the promise he's been doing this for like four years, so this guy for these for years he Saying is going to fight yeah. I can date pose for stare downs for years. For years, then I mean for fucking, that's weird, it's still going on and he still like him. Well, you know I'm going to have this fight and I'm going to do it for the children to show them. You can punch back from all of this bullshit and this cocaine

fucking wonderful. When we do that might be, it might be one of 'em, I mean there's a lot of 'em he's got a lot of. Can I do generally, he seems like a really nice guy seems like real friendly, and you know it. And trying to be a hard ass like even when he sang like he's going to knock, come on, give me a hug get over here. By the way. Don't need cocaine. You know that you said the it's like a weird hybrid between like reality, and I think that's the That's the new and next step. That's going to really divide for television is like shows like duck hunters the duck dynasty duck dynasty where it's that family and they go. This reality show. But it's clearly like it's produced too well right you're, like there's. No way like these real people. They're, not you know, they're, not actors, but All the moments are too well construct like produced, but

Life comes in right at the moment when the guys are like fucking cutting a hole in the ceiling and she's like Texas. Just do it in Louisiana. It's Louisiana, you don't losta Redner Oman funny shows lost more rednecks yeah. Dayton all these. What is it called me? Yuppie girls, that John Frog legs. I love that old guy, the patriarchs grade in that whole grain full of shit, though it's full of shit, have you seen swamp people, no ok swamp people is just. They should call that show alligator assassin's 'cause, it's just a bunch of mother fuckers that live in Florida and kill alligators and they kill off mark load of alligators. Okay, they kill like five hundred of am a season with those guys. I think I remember do they kill a lot of alligators. It's really freaky to think. There's that many God damn alligators out there, and you know it's really freaky. A lot of people might not like this, but if they

like killing those alligators alligators would fuck and make more alligators, and if you think of how many fucking alligators there killing do you know What kind of an infestation of alligators we must have in this country, Jesus Christ, after their killing hundreds and hundreds of am and in Florida holy shit. Yeah. They have to be still a number when they were yards all the time. In all the time when I lived in Gainesville, they were protected, you couldn't kill them, really yeah. When I was a kid I lived in Florida and another yeah I lived, I lived in two for two years was going to the you know, Florida and we used to go to Lake Alice. There's this like little Lake, there Wendy's to feed the alligators, marshmallows get out so the march blows the water, crazy monsters or feed these monsters, but they didn't really fuck with people too much. They occasionally would like get a dog like if someone they walk their dog too close to the water. Didn't see the alligator alligator can't help themselves, but I guess they would feed

or something I don't know. I don't know what the fuck they did. They must have done something to keep them happy if they are around people, but apparently it got to a certain point where they were just so many fucking alligators. They had to do something yeah I mean I used to say I went to high school in Florida and you know you would see them. Of course. Is the peoples back yards let people pools with pools in Florida, people alligators, I don't jobs that often I don't think it happens. That often, but I mean I'm sure it I mean I'm sure, there's statistics on it, but I don't remember a lot of one a year, maybe maybe one of those kind of things people lose, you know limbs and people go to your golf ball and they go into the little pond and lake and you can lose a hand. I think you gotta be fucking with the fuck fuck. Thank you. Let that all go what you do: man, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, you get a new Titleist leave it in the water, absolutely terrifying, but I don't think they like human flesh. That's not their first

yeah. I know it is in crock of shit, delete a bag of shit. Well, they would eat people, they just haven't, license plates and tires and shit. It's not their preference like when we run RD rules in Australia. We went to a crocodile farm like the guy that owned it was explaining how they don't really want to eat us, but if there hungry and there's nothing else, that's I don't fuck with you. If you're down by the fucking swamping, you know hey what are you doing here and then it will grab you in death roll you, but I think that the only reason why they don't do is because they don't recognize this as a food source that delicious meal because they don't usually eat us, but once they recognize this as a food source, that's when it becomes a real problem like there was one that killed in the Philippines. Recently it was fucking huge huge saltwater crocodile and they had killed a bunch of villager. Like they knew. There was this one giant crocodile was more than twenty fucking feet long and it was killing people, and so they had to go out

there was that one that was like killing a bunch of people wasn't in Canada. One of the movie is based on like they made up. Yeah yeah. What crocodile in Canada know some lake. It was like a northern sitting lake was about not a crock, maybe it maybe a gator right. That's what the movie now it's a little more movies. She Amber it's not like Michigan over the movie, like Michigan Plaque, was a placid yeah a lot about it. That's a v! That's based on a real story. I I swear to God. I met one of the. I think that one of the writers on that who told me that yeah, I'm pretty sure man 'cause once I get like based on. I might be wrong on the location, but I know it's based on a real murder, bring gator. What I think so is that right, maybe what's the true story of lake placid Alligator, let's go to Wiki answers.

How beautiful is it it's in it's in that just do that to have Encyclopedia Britannica, that shit was wack as fuck. The stories based off the nineteen forty three mysterious disappearances of ten teenagers, while playing one night on Lake placid- okay, so it's just a just a rumor, okay, but the what so the movie. Just the movie ads the gator concept to it or something well, apparently became a legend because it happened in nineteen, forty three and so people would talk about it, and so the movie is like, based on this actual monster, it's sort of a you guys, it's a times right, send me your tweets or your emails about how I'm wrong I'm right. We just read it on the internet. Basically, what you said cannot be argued there you go, yeah doesn't tell mouse moving,

Look at Allegheny, I think right now, but I'll give the freeze is sick of your right. Michigan is. It seems as though it's a thirty foot long man eating out Crockett out which terrorizes the fictitious Lowell fifty tional location of Black Lake Maine, that's even more ridiculous, mainly like thought out for like of the year yeah, the main main. Very so I wasn't that far off. When I it's pretty close, you know those close to me sure there you go. You were in that story, yeah right now, that's a winter gators! If you think about like a like a perfect nightmare, that's chasing after It's a giant reptile right, there's so emotionless and can t and just they don't know they don't give a fuck dinosaur yeah. It's like it's just an extension of the t, Rex chasing it an animal that has virtually not changed for two one hundred million years. They existed in this form

two hundred million years ago, what the fuck man so strong, they're, all muscle, muscle and they're, just like the cleaning systems, of eagles, like that, then they live the cleaners they come in anything this weapon. You've done so I'm not just Chad's who goes to channel water on the wrong side. Slam keep the population boom, would try to cross this river and not everything's river crossings, the Nile crocodiles, step up and just to huge dinosaur, Jaws, clamp down on wildebeests and drag them and like what is the going on here, I was a system. That's set up totally a life system, life and death. There's a population control mechanism, in effect big cats, alligators

wells. Is it any coincidence? That's the place where there's the most gazelles fucking things are running around everywhere. Everything is running around every wildebeests and all these things just giant things trying to eat him and keep their populations down. Nothing in the footage. The footage of that is always the same. If you watch, those like a Nat GEO shows will be like these fifty gazelle most crossing the river. You like wonder and then like three seconds go by and you're like. Oh there's, one, that's not with the pack, and I think we should watch him for a second and then you watch some kind of limp in tentatively cross the creek and that crock comes up is like game knocking over it. There such machines there so terrifying, Lincoln and that water for hours they don't have to breathe for hours. So they sit under the water waiting for someone to come by and then the bars all fucking, murky and shit. You can't see that big dinosaur waiting there to eat babies, monster and help

only designer where, when you see replying footage of his eyes, just out of the water, so it's just up like just over the water, horrific horrific monster. I remember ok, this is going to sound, really lame, but on Rosh else I had to put a bag over a crocodile's head, so you have to first you have to clamp its jaws shut and then duct tape. And then you put a bag on his head and then you step you sit on it. You have to sit on it to hold it still and that's how we would transport it like for one of the mission that was so this guy Kiflu on this show he had a pole and he was trying to row the crocodiles neck and the crocodile went into a death roll and his shirt got caught in the pull in chinese twist around his arm and is cutting off circulation and everybody was like all they fought like when that really happens on a reality. Show like you, don't know what to do so. He was just screaming cut the shirt got the shirt got the father and

we know, there's no scissors in the output, like somebody had to rummage through their sound kit or whatever, and this thing was still spinning. Spinning is winning. How big is a solid It was medium size, ten to fifteen feet, long making a teenager. It was it's, beef clamp down on his shirt yeah, so you clamp the Josh shut and then somebody duct tapes, the jaws together. Somehow someone other got ahold of the teeth. So no so so the next part is you have to put something around its neck, so Kefla was using a pole with at the end of it, like a loop row height on a loop, it right right right, so he didn't somehow this crocodile like got latched on to maybe in this John, the rope, the rope and he He started death rolling, oh wow, so it got to pull pull that card on his sleeve and then tighten the sleep? So we had to cut the shirt off of him.

Chrysler. If you gotta, wear spandex when you cross yeah, it's very important to be all tucked up, tucked up and ready to sprint technique for now on Cleats as well, you don't want to be slipping now. Did Jesus Christ dangerous? They found Nile crocodiles in Florida. Have you heard that No just so they have a shoot to kill order on Nile crocodiles in Florida they spotted a couple of them. People transported in Nile crime fuck, you yeah, that was probably some dude is trying to with cocaine. I know what I'm going to do. My I'm going to have a fucking more with Nile crocodiles, big lines. Twenty eight foot long ito either motherfucking will there be seen one but you're gonna fuck with my cock. Some colombian definitely didn't those dudes back in like the Miami vice days. Didn't like those dudes like have like, like leopards Can you show me Tabs,

He had a yes alligator, some some some sort of was chained up on his boat, that's but that's what I'm talking about during that? Do? That was the Dushan terror. Those are the two issues. Sarah in all of humanity. Those who use the 80s cocaine days of Miami is the douche iest era of all time. Everybody wanted to have a pet tiger. This guys house just got fucking peacocks, walking out his front logic what's happening here.

Is my python collection. What we do is we grown to about ten feet long and just take my the Everglades mean you can't control after a ten feet long, but I just get a new one and you know start from scratch: retraining, this police and pythons that you fucking have pythons out there right around twenty feet. Long in same dude, who has like grenades, I gotta one hundred grenades in the living room. I got rocket launches on the couch, but I don't tend to use it while you have it. If you want to blow through a wall, you know there's a wall in your way. That's why I gotta poo MA by my weight room yeah, I gotta poop that I keep their for inspiration. Sometimes I don't think that we get real hungry I'll, be lifting weights right. Next to it, I got some wolf. Kelowna vision is just a fact that he eyeballing me knowing that I look delicious and nutritious and he starving to death and then maybe do more squats. They do most paper plates with diamonds on machine that shit in New York

Today, I saw reality show or someone will buy like baby crocodiles and shit and keep him in the bathtub yeah. Well, people do that there was a guy who got Kog. I think it was. I think it was either Brooklyn or the Bronx, but he got mall by a tiger that he had as a pet in an apartment in joke about that. Oh you do yeah yeah! Well, I don't want to give up your bed, no man, no it's funny at the old one, but yeah. I feel it's an old job. Yeah I mean hit it buddy, ok I'll, do it. If you tell me the way I talk another guy. I but the guy, what's it called uh, they had the animals at his house and he released them. You know the number of you know. I don't I don't know high yeah. I have a bit about that. It's on my right leg and or anything, but I kill himself yeah. He did he. He he killed him. Well, he cut up. He released them all and I I believe he cut up like some chickens and like poo, the blood all over himself with dead animals on him and then, like

He had lions and shit, but he released so he got. He got fucked up by everything. I think he might have been dead before they got to him, but eventually like animals with pulling his dead body apart. Wow, that's a crazy way to go. I've never heard that before that's got to do really loves animals system, silly fuck yeah! Well, you know the whole zoo life is really uh. It's a crazy torture that we do. So that we could look at animals in real life because they don't even allow them to live in natural life all in captivity. It's one thing if we had them in an ecosystem that was similar to their own, so we put them in these containment areas. Then we let loose antelopes or whatever the fuck it is that they get to run and chase down and kill. If that was the case, I think that that would at least be like a rewarding life for these cats. When you keep pushing that meat out to them and they don't get any sort of chase reward. Third thing going on. We see like the

play with each other, like they want to chase things like it's, a part of the whole dynamics of their organism like their design to chase and key Bullshit they're designed to kill all the limpid shit, and so you put him in this cage just like jolting. Their brain like they never get a chance to express what they were put on earth to do. It sounds fucked up. I mean what you gotta. Do you gotta stop the gazelles from breeding and you're to control the Gazelle could put put a few fucking gazelles in the cage with them, yeah. Invite me to watch it I'll pay extra, well yeah, but here's the thing: what's the difference, God damn it between the meat that you're giving him because you're given a meet Someone is killing an animal, and some given him that mean. Why can't he do that? because you know he wants to what someone else is killing it. It's not like you're saving an animals. Someone else is killing a fucking animal, an you're, cutting it up when you're sliding under the tray. Why don't you let a cow news? You know talk about driving on revenue like,

but there like hey. It's an extra seventy to watch America here, you go, you know that's what they do in Asia in Asia when they feed tigers, they release goats. Brian Brian pull pornos videos up you ready to freak the fuck out yeah. This is like a common theme, apparently in Asia, they when they have tigers, they just have this big dump truck and they have the dump truck with a couple of fucking, goats and it did did and that doesn't know what the fuck is going on. But the tigers do, there's a new goat gets dropped off like that every day, so the tigers like stand there and stare while this thing backs up and beeps and they just wait and they get real close to it, and its oozes thing opens that goat dumps and boom. They jump on a three four minute, I'm ripping apart into shreds in a matter of seconds, and they run away with like once got ahead, got a leg. I love this any, not sure they're supposed to do

Where do you see this shit, because this is a weird thing to see, but this is what they want to do, Ok, I mean, if you're, going, to kill that goat anyway, if you're to feed him quote Why would you do that? Then? At least I mean it's still fucked up that year got him. You've got him contained like that, but it least, then they get to live a tiger's life. I feel like the only reason we don't get. That is because of like some type of animal rights organizations here that don't really. This in other parts of the world. I think I'm saying I think our own lives for a lot of people are so fucking suppressive and ridiculous and restrained that we don't give a fuck about that stupid elephant, tough shit, bitch page, I don't like my cubicle, you don't like you can. Try is well look at this right. They just sitting there watching and waiting. These are lions a different one, but they do yes, they do with lions too, so they just sit around and they live not this dump truck there

in the door right now in the lines are just they just hovering right in front of it. Trying to control the lines by honking, his horn. Imagine if you're in this and your hog type this hornet doing shit in these lines. 'cause they know here comes not with the horn. Now the guys going to lift it, it's really going high now and the thing is going to drop out. Why is Talking with the horn sonofabitch, maybe he's got his dick out, it's really pulled it out of it there. It is. Oh, oh, my god, that's it! latch onto it. Toy rip it to shreds.

Look at it there, while playing tug of war. There's like nine lines and another one tries to get in this one paw time, seeing that one spawn at him. I don't hear it. I don't hear it crying anymore. What happened because that guy's hockey? No, I think, look at that God, damn it. People are screaming, that is awesome. She I seven year old, okay, you do not want a buck. That is that a girl or a boy, that's a girl. You do not want a fucker. That's the boy needs to be monitored, moderately, that piece these are. These are impressive, but these are lions. If you can find TIGERS, Brian see you find tigers 'cause. The tiger video that I saw is way more quick way: more quicker,

It was way more ferocious, but this does seem more humane. Oddly, when you're feeding these wild animal, it's totally allow them to be in their element to be richer nature. That's what they're supposed to be doing! Yes, we've already. I think that way is ridiculous. With the slow dump truck yeah. There should be a gate. You should a couple of amount in the morning. What are the fucking? I do think of footage. I saw what time is from the Baghdad. Zoo was like that terrible way to die. It's was honking their horn, but also there playing tug of war with your body just ripping parts off the phone with these monsters. Jaws in China and heat that penetrate flesh and just pulling you part literally for your for your sustenance for your flesh damn suck world the world of the jungle. Is God the world. The jungle is a mother. Fucker is another one, this guy's

and same thing, but this at this time. It's time with tigers, look how much bigger the tigers are the lines again a mother fucker would horny. This is like sport for them. I guess they don't want it inside there. It is Jesus check this out and look at this boom. Listen that thing besides he's killing it now he's just getting a hole in neck. Look at that! That's it! He broke the neck and killed it. Look how quick he killed that thing. Man, that's a cow. He killed that cowlick instantly lose jaws. He just took it, snapped it and killed it. Didn't look like a lot of effort. No looked like he was picking up, a cup have a sip out of it. I was a cow when I've seen it like booth, goat ones, the most fucked up one because they just tear them apart, run away with pieces.

Right to go for that goat. If you're, oh, you gotta realize like this, is what you're here for you here to eat grass and get fucked up yeah you're, not that high on the food chain. One of these days someone's going to find you slippin and they're gonna eat your ass, find me slipping yeah and you guys walked. You make a lot of noise. Mountain lions have fifty years hand just going to slowly sneak up behind you, bitches and someone's going to get jacked. You live into ten, pretty small. We gotta get outta here now. I can't believe how little effort that was so easy to kill a cow account Now big, ass cow by the next shook it snapped boom, which you rather be taken down by a lion or a crocodile I think you want a lion because Ryan is going actually kill you yeah the crocodile just starting and he drowned you too. They would remember that drowned you I mean they'll eat you Dick person, that's what the deli triptych The death roll.

I love Dick, don't let your fucking delicious dick. I think like that's the thing with bears too. Is that bears they? Don't they don't kill you, for? they just eat you, because if you, what you wanted killed by a predator, because predators are always if you getting killed by something that doesn't always kill. It's tough sometimes eats a lot of things It finds laying around whether it's carrion or whether it's berries or vegetables like bears. They find just disease, yeah. Then I concern with killing you once they have you. They have. You ok, wait one thousand two hundred fucking pounds, so they start eating. Why kill you first Jeffrey screen good, I'm trying to eat your dick just shoot chunks of you. They say that though using man documenting the neck. I love it. Yeah he's love it folks. You have not watch grizzly man, it's one of the best unintentional comedy in the history of film it slip brought us together. His way, really kind of our love of tell me tell me when we

you're dating, I was like I forget. We were we gotta go to see this movie about this fucking guy that live with bears the members. Even this remember the news story breaking right now and we went and we're sitting in this theater. I think was in Pasadena at Lamb Lemley. So it's more like it was playing like the art, artsy theater, wasn't like the major release theaters. It was in the artsy theaters around and we and there was like maybe like fifty or sixty people at it and the whole time every basically beat of the movie were in hysterics like laughing and the other. Fifty people are not like they're all serious movie over. Is that, like a feel for the we have here's our eyes, lock we're getting a look now. How can funny is that we love that's when funny, though it's like it does a disservice to his life, to pretend he wasn't funny. Thank remember the pilot

in the pilot, who will drop him off and he was like he decided he to live with bears in. I thought it was summed up that d'oh, he was walking around with his camera. Talking was camera about how easy would be if he was gay. But he's not good, oh yeah, so obviously gay fucking around with this camera and he's like talking to it, I ran- did some guy who his roommate, like apparently the Grizzly man was in love with his roommate and when his roommate didn't reciprocate, rashes apartment apparently he's a bit of an angry fellow yeah like if you ever saw the video and screaming

yelling into the camera yeah. He does like a bunch of different takes. Yes fuck, you fuck you park, Rangers yeah, the parkway you doing for these pairs work. It out work it out. On my time, he's got this like really obvious, like sort of femme gay Voice, it's like he's got that voice like this unmistakable undeniable Dario Typical, like cartoonish gay voice, it does and so he's walking, holding up the camera going well, that was gay. I could just go to a rest, stop and meet a guy, but I'm not ready Treadwell's, not gay. It's like the weirdest thing, like this poor fucking guy, like you so torn up and confused and conflicted that he This is how to go, live with paper and see if he could, just you miss, he misread the fucking newsletter and went after real bears guys. Like me, it was crazy. How close he got to the animals

Fox Fox and when the bear so fresh, he came out of her. But it's still warm he's like touching her shit within the fox called like Foxy yeah, the boxes. What was the thing not chocolate? It also said so gay when he got remember when they are approaching one time there was coaching him and he was like he's like fuck. You fuck you. I love you. I love you. It was like a life. I love you that, like it has to that's. I was there. I love you yeah. For me, he has to be stern. With them have to be, stern with him? No, I don't let him get into close, apparently the death video, where they never got to lens on it. So it's only audio a cap on, but the camera was running. Is seven minutes long took him seven minutes for the bear to eat. It was him in his The band is the girlfriend hit the bear over the head with a frying pan a couple times in the barrels.

Yeah and there was a sick bear. Apparently it was sick. They found out like later on. I remember you could look it up that I don't member. If the bear had like some type, know the rabies or something where is not in it. Wasn't like a healthy, normal function. Bear what does highly yeah? That was. That was I didn't know. This is something else. That's what I read a problem with. That is that they didn't really find much of the bear because they shot the bear when they flew over and they saw that the bear had killed these people concurrently, a pilot saw the rib cage coming up that we saw, and he realized that this bear is eating a person so close, so intent solid camp. So he knew that the bears eating a person, so they got a guy one of the ranges. I guess shot him and then, when they went back, I think it was like Couple of months later, there was nothing left. It was like. You know, there's just fucking a couple pieces of bones. I thought they found him in there. I thought they found them in is the guy

All they found was, I don't know they might have. I mean they might have processed the bears guts once they they kill them as well likely, and by no means you know, if your listing do not let this detur you from living with bears, should be fine. I'm addicted to all these Alaska shows Man, no, it's really which one of these last frontier shows like Alaska last Frontier and the Uconn men, and that is crazy. Living man and you just went hunting somewhere up Montana Montana doesn't give a that places. We went the Missouri River into place called the badlands in the badlands does not give a fuck might as well have gone to the moon, real yeah. You might as well be on the moon. There's no one. There there's no cell phone signal, shit. You got no radio and you are in what is the bottom of a giant ancient ocean. It used to be the great western Inland sea during the Jurassic period

dinosaurs and shit roman through that area. So the bottom found everywhere is like silt. It's like that same like slippery shit in the bottom of the lake you have, mountains are covered in silt and there's they had homesteads out. There gave people like. If you live there, you could claim uh. Uncle, and as long as he lived on it for a certain amount of time, it would be your land. Well, they gave these people and they all left they all quit. No one can can't grow anything yeah. It's like this crazy, silty shit and I mean there's deer around, but man you gotta fucking, hunt for days, sometimes to kill one wow, so you're out there camping and trying to catch these deer and bring it back to your family. My time look we're going to get the fuck outta here we're going to run out of food, and so they all did they all bailed This is just not reliable and in the winter time it gets way too fucking cold. It gets so cold at the river freezes. The river freezes solid and you get a cut holes in it and try to get fish out of there. A bitch good luck trying to feed yourself like that, so they all bailed. So that's where we went hunting. Those fast, that's pretty awesome.

Like it was literally like going to another planet. It was so humbling. You know the live outside like that for five days and that kind of environment. It's really really really humbling, because you start to feel it. You sort of see like how frat first well, how fragile you are even is to temperature, like it was twelve degrees out where it was sleeping outside it's twelve degrees, so you're, bundled up in the sleeping bag and shit zipped over your head and and trying to squeeze yourself t to make your body warm and twelve degrees. Well and nothing gives a fuck about you. It's just a bunch of things out there eating other things. That's all it is. It's deer eating grass mountain lions eating dear we found Mount mind. Shit is big thick rope of shit with foreign, it won't son. You know you see him. You know this is the food chain. This is this one really harsh ecosystem yeah, even though

survivor guy where he goes out. He went to like Scotland and just on the other side of the hill, with there's people living right at the moors or whatever. On the other side, he tries to spend the night there where people you live just out in the wild, and he you know he almost freezes dick off, it's fucking cold, it's a nun in is this, the real survivor man or that other guy remember we is that West Guy, the guy who slept in hotels, there's a guy is something else that made it seem like. He wasn't yeah. He didn't know that. No, first of all, the real guys, less trout, less trout, is the real guy. He goes out, even if he goes for ten days now. Films, it all himself he's he's the real deal he's legit, but that Bear Grylls character. That dude is apparently in need. Some, like military guy, probably is like sort of expert, but when he was doing that show he was like faking. A lot of shit like we just came up on a sealed caucus. Now

yeah, that's the guy, then yeah he's like he didn't really come across the seal carcass like they put that thing there and they, according to less less says they made man versus wild because they were always trying to get him to fake shit, but he wouldn't take shit. We had him on the podcast he's talking about he's like I wouldn't listen to that, yeah so that she told me that that's what they got bear grills to do his show they like will show you were going to do the same, show do your own show but were fe everything in the meanwhile everybody found out they fake things. Nobody wants to watch. It now, of course, will watch some dude pretending the sleep in the jungle or helicopter into a four star hotel it in the disco at night, drinking margaritas and put him back there in the morning. He's like well tonight get them size, any spies, getting his feet massage. Well, your night in their jungle is not pleasant, but thankfully it

check my own piss to stay hydrated, don't drink ocean water but drink plenty of your in love. That shit, though I love all that stuff. I love the real Shit. I don't love. I can't watch the bear. Grylls show as soon as I found out that they were manufactured meaning scenarios. You know he's just showing you. I understand what you're saying they say, he's showing you how you would survive if you came across this. So, let's just make this happen and have him deal with it, but he did a lot of shit that was like you would never do like really dangerous risky Shelly jumping off things like. Why is he jumping For this sliding down the sides of mountains like writing it like this? This is, like seems dangerous, still sliding into an ice cave like why there's nothing in there for you go in there and you're, not preserving it. That's quite what you doing there avoid that cave, just a crazy asshole, but that's what they want you to do. If you tried to like make a Tom and Christina your mom's house reality show. Do you know how much fucking bullshit you

to deal with yeah, oh for sure, first of all, because you guys don't have a big enough name to carry it just based on that they're gonna have to promote it. So they're gonna have to say you know, look. I know you're a well known stand up comedian. The world stand up comedy, but people don't know is an actor. Okay, so we're going to need some help with this. You need to help us along with this we're going to get your show what I need to do. What are show? That's, not all reality. Ok, what is reality? Ok, this is we're going to make things happen, and you just do your thing and the thing is really happening. We're just making it happen. Yeah, ok sure. So next thing you know you guys are in marriage. Counseling you having a fake argument. Now, there's a walrus in the backyard and you see: how are you going to do with your redneck lost your redneck? Well, I'd love to make that show if you're proposing telling you don't do it try to tell you not to sell out, and I got selling I'm selling if you're buying? Definitely not no! Well. That's the thing about you guys having this podcast, your podcast is perfect because nobody tells you what to do like all podcasts,

they represent, they really represent. What the fuck you're thinking yeah totally you? Don't you don't lose the message in the producers or you know, network notes or any of that shit because it's so it's really what you want to be and that's what's cool about like the different circle of podcast, especially like ones I feel like. Are you know they run off from like people that you're associated with is that each is like a representation of each of everybody's per anality yeah who they are like you know, skeptic with ARI. Is it's so you're getting that Sorry is, and that's what he wants to show to be, and you know, Joey Diaz is the same way, and what's happening now, absolutely and then I just did Duncan Trussell family Absolute Duncan is that's a total total Duncan experience, your get another guy and then Bert just came out bird cast. I did the first episode I should say I just sat there and laughed on the first episode because it was in Burts at birth place.

He had Joey Diaz and his father me in this room and Bert is as you know, he's steering the ship it's what he wants it to be, that same thing yeah, but you just sit there listening to Diaz. Mr Crusher, a funny thing I was crying was, I was in tears, was so funny and what we do in your mom's house. It's totally it's exactly what we want the show to that's the fun about it. You were so lucky right now, right just like feel that this is the best time to be a stand up comic because you don't need the big networks. Now, if you want to do your fucking hour, you don't need to go through comedy central. If you want to talk to your audience, you can reach them directly through a podcast. Can download it anytime a day or night. It's the best thing and what's really cool about this- is that people that get into a position where people are paying attention to then they can tell you

some other cool shit, sort of like retweeting. You know, like I love retweeting, because people send me some really fucking cool articles and I'll retweet those and like a lot of his like really interested shit and there's no way you're going to accumulate all that crap on your own, like you need some help doing, and that's one of the cool things about having a successful podcast is like your podcast. Now has a big following: you could tell them. Hey watch br crisis podcast, listen to Bert Kreischer podcast. Now everybody goes oh awesome and then You know why I like the way Tommy thinks you know. Tommy makes me laugh Christina makes me laugh there, saying that this is a great podcast I'll go check it out, yeah and then it branches off, and I can do that in the next person in our you can introduce a new one. Absolutely yeah. I mean that that's the coolest thing about it is what we know so many people that are really funny, but in this day and age before podcasting, it was really hard to do

your name out there. Just as a stand up, you had to have some tv credits in order to be in the club and even then like it takes a long time for people to like take enough chances on you and the more the mouth returning to a place over and over again like to build up mark it's it's. It's uh long hard road yeah, but now all they have to do is be funny, and you know how to casting to like this was kind of an experiment for me was um. I spoke to you about it. L spoke to like Bill Burr spell magical about putting out an album on my own and you guys, I'm saying separately, all encouraged me to do. Yeah, and did it on my own, you know put it out, but podcasting is the thing that got really an audience for it. Yes, you know: yeah, the like, I put it out there and the whole like success of doing this thing on my own, where you feel kind of like like you're an entrepreneur like,

like I'm, just going to I'm not going go, go the label route, I'm just going to record it, and I'm going to you know put it should I make my own and putting it out there and then seeing if it works, but seeing that the success is basically because of the audience we built from doing podcasts yeah, it's a crazy connection too, and don't you feel like kind of obligated to be in communication with these people and like connection with them, and they absolutely and and keep making more content absolutely and then it's so cool when the stand up now, like I think the last time I saw you was like hey my audience: isn't there yet they're coming now yeah and it makes such a day when I look out- and I can see that they know who I am and I recognize them, and I see that we have this wonderful connection in a talk to the changed. Everything is awesome like this is what I wanted for so long yeah We brought Brian on stage in Austin and they went fucking Brian got like a standing ovation going on stage in Austin, so yeah and did you ever watch that interview Alex John State of us? It was pretty cool

it's good. It's really cool, really good! That's cool yeah, back and he might Manly not have gotten. I did May or may not. I did like little death squad tour in Ohio months ago. Right a month ago, holy shit You were brought on stage. The place was crazy. Yeah! It's it's a it's a completely different world. Now, because a podcast you can, you could literally make people famous like in the real world like they walk around. Like you know. Yes, it's interesting yeah, but it's like everything that comedy networks never were comedy. Networks were never really comedians networking. This is like a real comma. It's exactly exactly all of us! It's like you know. If I tell you, go listen to Joey Diaz, a cd crying laughing. When I tell you that you could trust me, go listen to that shit! Yeah I mean it's like. We know what our ease tastes are like you know. We know what Dunkin station yeah

you get to know some rare rare time in this never been a moment like this. For for entertainers. No, we can just sort of do you also in connection with your with the audience that wants to be with you you connect to, for that would take a pen and a pad in a letter to yeah I mean yeah and they get to know the real you, which is an interesting facet of celebrity. Now I think- and I don't know if it seems like in the past- celebrities had to have two lives like there's your public sphere, on your private and now those two spheres are emerging and they almost have to because of this technology. Like they have access to the real you yeah kind of cool. I mean obviously there's drawbacks to that as well. If you're a douche, if you're, yeah. I think I know who you really are correct: yeah yeah right yeah, but I think that's ultimately, where the whole world is headed, the the no secrets world, I agree and no shame world, because everything this generation is growing up in public

not like. We did, there's no notion anymore of like keep that photograph in your locker Like now put the photograph on Facebook, everyone is going to see your titties. Everybody is going to see a and as for them yeah. It's some these kids. Today too, if you stay think about how silly you were when you were seventeen. Oh, my god, imagine how many pictures of your dick would be online. Only doing there would be some there would be. Chapters could be like Giga could be everywhere, college famous for being the dumbest kid in sending emails. I would just upload it everywhere yeah I would. I would Dick roll everybody instead of Rick Roll, I would release videos. Video would start out with some music and then I would jump out with my dick and fun

wants to the right with like sunglasses, so you're right, there is no user. I d, if I had Axis that no seventeen and nine was access. It all be seen my dick. This is the fact. Get it out there. So grand have it's early yeah managing these poor kids today, anything they do an excellent reporter shop. It's a photoshop of them for hundreds of photos up to me and with a woman's body with a dude banging me there's a lot of I did half of maybe the real dolls are made of you, yeah yeah it does. The photo shop is amazing, like what you can do and not feel like. Sometimes you have to look at a picture. Go shop like someone's being like real subtle, fucking Mitt, Romney's mom jeans photos so good that one is that photo shop, but you look at it. You're, like jeans or

you're, not sure I remember yeah, and they raised him up just enough to make it it's perfect. I did this political show uh for for the web for comedies. I was a writer on it that Kyle Kinane hosted like this year all leading up to the election and the whole thing One of the episodes were like got uses photo of Mitt Romney and we had people like doing research just to make sure like, is this Photoshop. Like is one of those you like this so well done now. That's that's not, but people are like, like lawyers and like this is really real. The yeah yeah the whole. Your photos came out of here, yeah, it's close yeah and he had experts, examine them and show proof that they had been doctored yeah and then later he came out and said. Alright, this is me. I got to coke and customer that's his

he didn't want to come clean with that yeah like him, even more yeah. Well, I like that. He probably got that monkey off his back. There probably fucked with him for a long time, plus I'm sure, like panties, that russian chick, if she still alive she probably still torches- am that is probably scared. One day just going to do, interviews and shit he's not gonna be able to pay off anymore. Let's see the all kicking video. Let's see that one take it back home, yeah what the fuck man too much too much poor Oscar yeah. Do you think you'll get ball kicked just like he's beating so many dudes asses. You want to beat his after. He got tired of being like super macho man and we just wanted to wear a dress and shit. Well, they say majority of dudes that are into SM are being submissive or lawyers and high power people.

You have to be in control in their daily lives and then they they, like a good ball, kick in to make sense. Yeah your thing else. I tell people to do all the time die firms treat me like a baby yeah like they should throw pies at me and change me. Call me daisy yeah, how and we save those people. Folks is there anything we can do? We just accept the part, the fact that they are just a part of the spectrum. I think you have to that alpha brain one of the tools in the world Alpha brain in Shroom tech. Together. Maybe his immediately starts hill sprints. Today, No, they definitely. It definitely is part of the spectrum. That's the basic thing is knowing that, like you know, dude, that's all it's all on their men, everybody at the FUCK man, what a wacky spectrum, the spectrum of human banks. You know in behavior it's mind: boggling yeah! We don't lose like meet people like this out, the guy that killed his gay lover

easily and chopped up. His ass was chunks of his ass on camera if they only had battle ropes in the bottom? Has some jujitsu many in front of the position and get to the do mount? Take the knife away from him. Ok, now you're doing better, The only number head on a shitty way to die. God kills. You fucks you and then eat your ass on tv. Do you buying it out off as a bad Christ? What the fuck is with people want to eat people? What do you print true proven? I would try it. Taste. If you were dying light vision. Yes, what race, you think, would be the most solution. Okay: let's talk about this I thought about it. Well, let's see okay cause. I know in sushi I like fatty tuna, the most because it's a nice fatty piece, so white people right now are pretty valley. In fact, I'm gonna go corn, FED Iowa woman in the airport that looks like SAM Kinison.

I think that would be. That would be really blue in the airport. There are women who, like just like, so that would be good, but the like the fattiness would be more like pork. I think it's like pork belly yeah. I don't think it be like to knit Altuna Fatty Channel. Even when tunas are slightly fatty like the bottom area, that's lean as fuck compared to almost every other organism on the planet and still pretty muscular yeah. You want to look at a human humans are born, probably sister, pork rind. I, like pork, rinds yeah, no more like a like a roast like a fat, sloppy pork roast, wear them his phone off because you saw yeah she does yeah duration is as soda. I kind of fat guy. You know with black beans rice I like hot sauce. I think the you know the black as a pretty like, naturally muscular. So I take when this kind of fat and I get a nice mix,

sure of like a rib eye, yeah yeah yeah. I get marble marble marble, but not crazy, yeah and probably the darker meat too. It's not more nutritious african indian because it's already seasoned they it's a good point as a very good, but not a lot of meat. Out of this. That's probably what all that curry! You say that, like pineapple flavors your loads, but I'm sure curry would flavor your rump. Let's do it, curry, curry in your fat. Well, that's the case with bears with bears. You want to eat a bear that gets shot after eat a lot of blueberries. The bears that like, if you eat, bears it. Apparently it's like some of the most delicious meat. You can really yeah, because it literally changes the way, their flesh tastes and their fat. The fat has all this like blueberry in the that it's really nutty studios to a trip, still Alaska yeah. What's your race choice? What's your probably Asians, it's obvious. How can I just know jealous type brazilian or Asians,

probably probably would have like Asians aren't known for being the most muscular, be good, get a good cut. Did you hear about that? One guy from Japan who ah murdered a girl cooked her an aider and then got off like on some insanity cane, so he's only. It was only course reader for a small amount of time keep her saw her for a long time like in a closet or something shoes. Yeah, I don't know that's a good question something along the line. I forget the guy's name, but he was. He was famous for Yoshi by she's, not true that guy might pull it up. Japanese, let me give the guy a break man like so yeah about you know, did a bad thing. Well, she probably did something wrong. Right, probably said some shit just talked a lot of shit. This is his name Eastside Sagawa yeah, it's pretty fucking crazy and apparently this dude has described.

Openly in one thousand nine hundred and eighty one he murdered and cannibalized a dutch woman name, Renee Hearted at heart, developed and after his release, he became a minor celebrity in Japan, making a living through public interest in his crime wow he served time in a french jail, all the French. Let him out. Only sir I'd listen, he has suffered enough all. He did easy to want a medic and yeah. He is under five feet tall and he felt like he was weak in an attic in either because he wanted to absorb her energy. Oh good reason that is gonna be fainted at the shock of shooting her, but awoke with the realization that he had to carry out his desire to eat her. He did so beginning with her buttocks and thighs after having sex with her corpse interviews, he noted his surprise that the corn colored nature of human fat for two days, Sigala eight various parts of her body. He described the meat,

it's soft and like tuna, what hey nail that flavor unnatural. Can I think this is in shape. Girl, though I think this wasn't a fatty I don't think he was eating someone for their pork, like the system this SAM Kennison, like Delicious. He then attempted to dump the mutilated body in a remote lake, but was seen in the act and later arrested by the french police who found parts of the deceased still in his refrigerator. Oh, my God is wealthy father provided a top lawyer for his defense and after being held for two years without trying on the french jail. The blob blob look found him legally insane and unfit to stand trial and ordered him to be held indefinitely in a meh, constitution spent over three months there and then how did they let him out Jesus Christ

Japanese authorities found it legally impossible to hold him, because the french government refused to release court documents which remains secret to Japan, claiming that the case is already dropped in France. So, as a result, wow. They extradited him to Japan and when they let him in Japan, Japan, just let him go. G it's funny how that always happens between like when, when somebody from a country gets caught for something in another country. There's always like this irrational. Just We just want him and don't punish, listen how crazy. This is a pawn his arrival in Japan. He was immediately taking to the Mat Su Zaw Hospital, where examining psychologists all found him to be sane, stating that sexual perversion was the sole motivation for the murder. That sounds

a sadistic evil, mother fucker, then right yeah. However, the japanese authorities found it legally impossible to hold him because the french government refused to release the documents. So they said that this guy was just depraved. He was totally saying depraved. Just sexual perversion was the reason why I kill this check. He kills one, and then he makes a living as a minor celebrities invited like as a guest speaker, tv show, and she tends to eat people's crazy box like biting people. It's like if TED Bundy was doing talk, shows I books about the murder he will brought books about in describing in great detail wow Jesus Christ, man. This is incredible of that Jim Chapman Job, Japanese, ours. So

So different that cultures is Brent, Brian, at all, the places that we've ever been to it wasn't that the one that most felt like we were on another planet is great. I can't wait to go back. It wasn't like Taiwan. It really felt it really felt like you were in like another planet, it's like you're in blade runner. Something really impulsive and they just got hit again with the seven dot two. I didn't know that. So I can ugly looking ugly for the Japanese that sucks I'm dying is it I really want to take a trip on the top spot. Man that you know being an island. That's got regular volcanic and earthquake activity like that and after that, big soon, the reality of it all setting in that's a tough spot to live yeah some big either. You know how big is is a small, a small in Texas, right small. I must be. I thank the gentleman leasable amount of people too yeah. Yes, the Tokio, you know yeah and it's seen it's it's such a modern city too. It's really

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