Shane Smith is a Canadian-American journalist. He also is the co-founder and CEO of the international media company VICE.
Shane Smith, Brian Redban - 03/13/2013
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jujitsu in several months because of my back, and I feel I've never felt better amazing taking time
how much it just doesn't body grape so brutal, and just it breaks you down. So it's so like everybody who doesn't always walking around like something elbow your knees. Fucked up your ankle jack, you should've taped. Your wrist is fucked up like everywhere you go, but it's sort of it's so much fun like to do it. People like
to sacrifice, sacrifice parts of body body up to a certain point. The
spine is a real issue. That's a scary one right back
issues or how's your spying. Let's find it's a minor bulge and it's getting better through doing this disc decompression therapy, with
hook, you up to machine and they like it's like this slow pulling and pushing
it's slowly like separates your spine right now, it's only like nineteen pounds, which sounds like a lot, but it doesn't feel like anything back. Talk is so hot right now doing a lot of backtalk. Lately,
I don't know why man it's on my mind. I know I fucked up my back, but it's supposedly the bottom left is fucking killing me and beating my intestines or there's something wrong with my back. You got aids, son yeah might be that's where it starts. It starts right. Thank you rub maps. You know, boss, really scared the shit out of me the other day that scared the shit out of his arm scared the shit out of me. The bosses had to neck surgeries and he's not getting signals to his right arm. So his right arm, shriveled up
We just recently fuse three of the discs in his neck. So this there's a second surgery he's had on his neck and then the other day is arm failed on him. So there's another blockage, so they have to go in and figure out where the nerves are blocked. That's
you can pick up a gallon of milk that yeah it was yeah. I have a a friend of mine who I have a place in history to little. Sir. Second, he went over on a wave and broke his neck in in the water broke is a shame I was like what and
about three years ago in the exact same place went over came up like
rub my face off like on the on the bottom and and my neck hurt I went into.
Get cash in there like yeah, you have a hairline fracture. You broke your neck
three years ago and I've just been walking around going yeah, my next a bit stiff. You know my god. How badass are you? No, it's actually enact whatever I say is: fucking. Listen there for like four months. Can I can't really move it, but you know
whatever I'm, not a pussy just walking around with a broken neck, but the other thing is. I would use your fucking kettle bells. Whatever you journey, we could just. This could just be
talking about all of our ill. I have a omit, headed home and headed flesh eating parasite. My colon, why whites from where? Well, I was supposed to get my hernia yeah we like in does have my hernia x right, and so I was scheduled for surgery to get my hernia fixed and then I
into a tropical disease doctor in like no. No, no, no, if
push on that journey, you've fucker living in your bowels and if, if it, if it
push it onto it, will perforate your bowels and you could die because this fuckers way,
and in there eating your flesh, whoa whoa, there's something alive inside of you not like more. I took lots of pills, but it's like alien. How big was it wow
I am I'm going. To be honest, I did look at my for three weeks because I was like I didn't want to see the fork. Why? Why would you want to know what that looks like you've? Been? All of you say that you've been to Karachi, a nightmares are made. You say that, but these you say that, but these things, these things that make me not want to go anywhere. Yeah, there's not a army of human cheap me from looking at that. I would have to note that thing growing in my yard. You would not go anywhere man, that's that's so scary, that's one of those things, but like the that, show what what is that show that either the hidden enemy or something like that where people get parasites the? How may I forget the name? I wouldn't want to see it either, because I can't see that that she will be don't see it. I don't want to see it now, each time you go to anywhere and have a glass of water or like eat anything you just sing. In fact, I just got another one of those in my car lying. How to? How can you test for this click? Yeah, I feel like I've had a milieu. You should go because that I had bad sushi once elected. You should be. They usually go because the you get a rotor rooter go up there and use
like there's some amoebas or some shit going on this one is an extra you allowed to beat off while they're doing. If you just listen to the doctor and the doctors were like ninety years old, but they won't even notice, but have you been to read maps and they might have this on, but it was. Ah, it was apparently quite a special special parasite. So I didn't, I didn't want to see large.
The large and they look uh. You know they look, they look bad, they look like an alien and so like the alien, the alien right like the fucking, each Geiger HR, Giger yeah. Oh my god, dude. What the fuck,
Well, you know you're getting old when you're like I can't get my hernia operated on, because the fuck and parasites are too big. That's not you know, you're getting old. You know, you've got food. Looked on the side of the road in the strangest parts of the world. It's actually kind of amazing that you're as healthy as you are, when you consider all the different
naughty places. Any John you know
we're let's not blow each other,
the idea of eating food and all these different places that are never bother you before you had this parasite.
You know stupid
Lee, I I eat street mean aidid fact you know of argan as well they're doing it you'll. Do it right, Bob's in Afghanistan, their dollars as you know, and then what are they? Who knows right? Well, I remember somebody said to me the first
I want to have gas in there like. Don't whatever you do, don't drink the green tea 'cause, they give you green tea everywhere you go yeah, but
the problem is, if you refuse the green tea, it's sort of like in a front alright,
why? Why would you not drink the green tea,
because the water is very bad and maybe they didn't boil it, and so
it's very very bad for you and but you, if you say no, it's like saying fuck you right right, you gotta,
so savages about boiling water. So listen this little owl who be friends here. We could be friends here who knows what it is, but I need to say how you mother fuckers, make you take. Basically it's the same thing like when I was in Sudan. They give you these, like drinks like pomegranate
but they've had just add water to it and then, like you, can't it's really bad to say right and
and and you're just like. I can't say yes to anything and then explosive diarrhea. Is that what it is
well. Is it worse? I I actually the tweets that I get
most response are like Shane's law, which is you know
the more you need a toilet. The ratio is directly proportionate to you know how bad that toilet will be. So, for example, when you have explosive diarrhea in West Africa,
guess what that toilet is just
ropes of shit and piss, and whereas, whereas in Sweden, when you're having one lovely, beautiful log and in one white wonder you have perfect beauty,
well, clean toilet, the smell of jasmine, and so it's it's literally like Murphy's law, Shane's laws. You know how bad you need to take a shit is directly proportionate to how bad that told it's going to
oh yeah, those truck, stop toilets,
truck, stop toilets in West Africa and what it must be like just holes in the ground right.
Well, actually, there's so bad! You can actually get. I personally can't even get into the room so I'll go outside into the Bush is Jesus Christ. People are so fucking gross,
at uh, our lowest level, were so
disgusting
you're at a concert to go to a port, a potty and giant line of people shitting into a bucket of blue water. Just a bucket of blue water, we're all pretending it's okay and as we walk up with dry, you would have figured a lot of our technology. We could have figured out something bad,
the only guys, who really got it sussed to the Japanese, because they have know music and
fragrances and spray heated rings and they're really into their sort of pleasure
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, they truly are, but the people that have to shit into a hole in the ground
well hold on the ground would be better, then better, then than then then a toilet. That's just fucking overflowing yeah!
That's true! Yeah! That's been baking in the sun, having shy one as long as it's a nice deep hole,
but then you worry about losing your watch like it's free to accidental. Not us, I don't know what you're doing down there. If your watch as a freak wiped out actually oft, he hit a route near the hole or the windows sinkholes, because you think all right away. That's a very good point, very good point that single thing
Florida freaking out that scared the shit out of it. That's a terrifying thing. Yes,
their fucking house just a whole opened up underneath it, and apparently it happens so often in Florida that you have to get insurance for if you have homeowners insurance, but
that's a good horror movie, that's a crazy place to live man. That is the craziest place to live. There's a big slum in Mexico that was built on
and the reason why I was a dump was because magically, if you put your garbage there with his beer, because because it was a swamp like this, and so they they kept disorder, dumping stuff and then, as the garbage got got hired. They sort of started building houses on and now now, like a hundred thousand people live there. It's like a city, but it's on on on garbage on the dump, but the the the garbage was in a sink hole. So every once in awhile they won't just have one or two houses: don't have like ten houses. Just hope you,
Christ just fall through the area. What the fuck yeah and it's weird, how you weird in uniform the holes? Look. Have you seen how it's like someone Bryant pull up some of the photos, because you can't believe it. I think the big one was in Guatemala, where it started swallowing up entire blocks,
It's insane. It just doesn't look real, looks like a horror movie. It's like all the sudden where your house is a cliff going down.
And everyone's walking around the edges. Looking down, not knowing when it's going to expand, it is going to expand if it's going to stay that way permanently and uh
Look at that. Look at that June come on that looks like a fucking meteor came from the moon and slammed into the earth
we went to one of those in Libya where they they actually have like cars or whatever junk cars, and they throw it in,
because you can't hear it land, it's so deep that you can hear it land, so they like a thing. It's like oh you're. Here, let's go throw something into the bottomless pit. How could they stand near that thing
should they be sure, that's back there. We we through, like some know, metal rods,
we listen and you literally can't hear it hit. That's how deep it is. My balls hurt
would you just saying that my ball started hurting my ass crumbly and uh?
I'm squeezing my toes what the
fuck man? Why does that happen? They don't know right there
entirely sure. Is that the case please of writing and acting aliens land in it, and then they called it a single only the alluvial clay is is, is it's a lot of cities are built on beside rivers and those rivers used to be bigger,
and so there's this alluvial clay, which is unstable and it just sinks down.
Sinks down like a hundred two hundred feet. Sometimes what the fuck man
there's a big one there Jesus Christ at least,
see the bottom of that one. Look all those people standing over there, what the fuck are they doing anywhere near that thing
who knows what's going to happen in around next fall, Uriel for Medusa will, just when it comes to the earth swallowing you yeah. You know there's spots where that never happens as they go to those spots where you live in LA I mean you're really battle shake a little rock and roll will be fine, shitting
what happens out here? Oh look at that city, just big hole in it. Now that I said it never happens, you know it's common. That's a pretty, and people going to blame Maine wow, look at that whole holy fuck.
Yeah. You know a single floor, dwelling very important, a good move. If you can afford it, I think that's really the
safest thing and make sure your house is up to code.
Build it into like a mountain side like doctor know it's very possibly is going to get fucked up. It's really all about staying alive, and you
I think really, realistically, you gotta think if you live here, it's very
very possible that every couple decades or so the fucking
cracks the foundation of your house. Your plumbing is spring water into the street and your powers out for a month. You got to be willing to a: U S at our yes Paas. Are you a proper? No, no! I'm per
shared slightly. I'm prepared for, like a few a few months of bullshit,
but I'm not like stock and dried meat or anything buddy. I just think that there's
no way that, with all the
possibilities of natural disasters that we really don't take into consideration because the extent of our
history of like what we really know about what's taking place on the earth and the amount of devastation that can occur over an enormous period of time, billions and billions of years, where all these unique events which have been documented throughout history, where they're just
need to understand what caused certain geographic features and what kind of cataclysm,
if any, of your rights and on up over a Russia right now we just have to after that. Well, I'm I'm nice. I would say I'm not a proper, but I will say this you know in
in northern
and they have these millions of millions of lakes like fresh water? Is nobody on them? You know we can get to them all right and you're like if you have a few bucks stashed away
and you can build like a you know, a cottage on one of these fuckers with pure water and start about you'd be stupid not to because if shit goes down
right and you've got this lake. In this thing and it's hard to get to and all this stuff, then then you can get the fuck up there. It's just it's like
hedging your bets, you're just hedging your bets in and the thing that only
with, but that is if she does
how the fuck you get up there. That's the issue. Well, I think you should have a little bit of food at your house and you should also try growing your food. If you can, if you have a small patch in your backyard, you'd, be amazed what you can do with like pots. We started growing our stuff in pots, just like large pots, and you can grow like big vegetable plants. You can get a lot of vegetables just from your garden. What we were
we were. We were doing this story on the world, the sinking. You know we went to the mall, these went to Venice, went to green land, and then we were in New York City, an accent to view the deputy Merrin, and I I said you know who
you know Sandy hidden and it was bad, but you know wasn't it was it was pretty fucking bad like
I was outside of my house. You know waste time
you had a video of you standing out a side wanted was a by the Hudson yeah and the right by my house said: brats are just floating down. Hundreds of rats are shooting by, but in a current can you pull that video up, because that the images and yeah and a current same sex are for and rats? What is the video? What what was the name of it? Well, that's for the h B. O shows we have released yet, but you showed
yeah. I showed you can put it on
what about the people? The good people out there, the folks that are not approved but yeah the Hudson went to to to to West Broadway And- and I was in there doing the stand up and
and all all these know, rats are going by and whatever. But the thing what's interesting about New York was that it fucks
a pretty bad, but the fact is, there was no gas, you couldn't get gas nor I mean you know you're right it was. It was like
line up to get gas, the whole city, you know, sort of shut down gas. Why people trying to get out? And then you realize
like one centimeter away from everything, fucking collapse because you're, like a sure, I got my fucking bolt hole,
candidate on the lake that stocked with
guns and peas and seeds, and then you like how the fuck am
get there when there's, no God, Damn gas right now and by the way you know you can't get out of the blue.
Ages and you you can't get out the tunnels. The tunnels are fucking flooded and at that point you're sort of saying. Well, I don't know what your problem for, but
something bad. Like really cataclysmic happens, we're fucked
So in the meantime, have some fun yeah
have some fun is good. Be nice, that's good too, so that when the shit hits the fan, people want to show you where their basement is with their canned tomatoes. You know you could develop. A real sense of community would actually kind of something refreshing if you could actually ensure that you weren't going to get attacked by roving.
Boards outlaws and have given up on society and it started robbing people, but if we could,
If we had something to not necessarily something that kills much people, but something that gets everybody scared enough to bond together, we're really getting dark. No, it's really dark man. We're like we went from zero to sixty year brother. I don't even think it's getting dark. I really don't brother. Let me tell you, I don't I don't think it's getting dark, that's how you used to see it used. Yeah it used to be communities banded together to defend themselves from everybody else, is trying to fuck them up. That's the history of mankind.
Why were fighting all the time is because they were. There is only
a certain amount of carrots and they're trying to get your carrots and you gotta, defend your carrots and your kids can eat so it wasn't
continual warfare, and that was the community all supporting each other. That's also why we have this tremendous desire to be around each other. This to men. Tremendous desire for community for fellowship
a part of our dna this. Why? One of the worst things a person can be punished with a solitary confinement. Zachary drives them nuts. Is we have a little? You guys literally drive some notes on what I said just like you, because you're canadian and I want to cover it's. It's there's a Rific thing that happens to the mind when it's tortured without human contact. Is you
you long for it yeah, because we really are not individuals over were of we're. Favors would pretend that were rugged individualists so that we push forward. You know an ego and a and a legacy and a and in and conquered all that nonsense, but at the end of the day you you must be around other people, that's true the worst! It isn't you know I'm! So I'm
you please now! Please
I said it already am verbose. Well, my thing is you know where
where I learned species, we learn most things, but we are hard wired for three basic things which is survive, which is why people commit suicide. They figure crazy because you're going against your hardwiring so to survive, procreate right, so we're hardwired to procreate and
protect the project, so at the end you sit there and say: okay, if you're talking about protect the progeny, history makes sense, because that
means, if you're in these villages, everyone sort of intermingled. You know like your cousin and me, and we're in and everybody
kids are there and they're all pointing so then
would fight to the death to protect the progeny.
It's hardwired into our spinal fucking, right so
So that's why we have this innate desire to form these
unity and to protect these communities and
that's been the history of humankind and it's only when sort of the nation state came and sort of had these super national entities of guaranteed security, theoretically that
politics and modern in the modern form started. But before that it was just about we're going to protect our village yeah. I think if we
and figure out how to truly recognize that all all people that can speak English and that
follow a certain ethic just to just to be cool
old people and just be friendly and be nice to people just that attitude alone. If that is possible to change, if it's possible to peel
people psychologically enough to where they don't lash out at others like for whatever reason for their own mistakes for their own insecurities for their own fucked up childhood, that they had no control over whatever it is that caused a week
figure out a way to communicate with those people and settle everybody, the fuck down. I think you can make a tremendous difference in how this world is run. I mean
we're literally that close to it. We we
the number one thing that was missing throughout all of human history was the
really for all of us all of us to have a say all of
to be able to express ourselves and all of us to connect all of us to figure out how to get information to with no boundaries, as far as like
countries and time limp zones in an internet connections. It's so free. Now that I feel like there's, never been a time like this before, where people might have a chance of taking a step back. It's just
overcoming the amount of momentum that's behind as far as tradition and government and rules and regulations and how we've always done things, and but if we could ever,
we can just relax if everybody could just relax and understand that there's no secrets anymore, as far as where the
Bill comes from where the money goes or whether it's not everybody can prosper. There can be a way where, instead of being
insanely overbalanced, where the money is going to these foreign banks and all this crazy shit you guys
would be happier to you super rich guys, if you
less money but no evil karma to go with it, I'm not you. I'm talking about banker, type characters,
you're a banker and you're one of those evil cunts that has a house in the Hamptons, and you have you know these people that are around you all the time when you've made a one billion dollars by Finn,
going your way through Wall Street you just this maniacal Gordon Gekko type character.
You failed you,
you got into a crazy game and you sort of decided
that. The numbers were more important than people and some how, somewhere along the line, you figured out a way to manipulate it to the point where you're like
school. What was his name to do? Marty made off pretty made. Often we Bernie made office or were you just you, don't give a you just stealing money from the system? I only you now. I definitely agree with you that look it's all within our own. I think somewhere along the line. We forgot that it it's in our power to do. Yes, it's it's up to us to do and- and I think that you know humans generally are capable of of and
really you know I mean you see, heroes every day and incredibly, sort of heroic feats and and communities sticking together and humanity sticking out of
stuff we're, also, sadly capable of the most disgusting shit. Do you can fucking, possibly imagine,
and the problem that I have with what we're doing advice now with our news and what we're doing with the HBO show is, you know we're going out into the world and we're seeing all this shit and you're like holy FUCK were fucking
do some really really bad shit, and I think that as people do bad shit,
it collectively brings humanity down
right when you're using child children, six hundred and seventy eight years old to be suicide bombers or assassins, that's collective
bringing humanity down, and I believe what we have to do? Is we have to stop that up? We cannot let that fucking go on, because
because of modern day politics. What happens? Is these kinds of of of
his crimes are, being you know, sort of perpetrated all the time now and it's it's it's it's detrimental to humanity as a as a as a whole. Unquestionably, no, I think no one call
The the the real question is how to go about doing it and is: is the
the threat of that is it is it. Is it cold?
They did, but you can't do it, but you can get you can't do it militarily. That's the problem, because it's like apocalypse now and
and they're like you know. We went in an articulated, this is fiction, but we, but we went and knocked me to the arms and then the the you know, the the Viet Cong came and cut the arms off and they're. Like you know,
when he's going crazy is saying you know how we're gonna win against that. These are the kinds of
things that we are capable. These are the kinds of things that are happening today. That's fiction that well,
I mean it's it's fiction within the movie, but you know when it's three:
why I brought it up is: I was actually when I was interviewing the Taliban and they were telling me about that. They were going to continue to use child suicide bombers. All I could think of was you know.
This quote from the movie of, if they're going to,
off the arms of their own children because they were in occupies by the Americans? Then you know,
how can we win against that and I was thinking if they're going to send their own kids to be suicide bombers and how we're going to win against you deaf,
we can't do it
militarily, because then it's just a it's one, upmanship who could be worse? Who can
the other guy at the most, and you know about this in any kind
Street fighter, okay, well you're beating me with fists and I'll use a bottle when you're using a bottle news at night for using a knife. I use a gun. Well, that's why I always tell people like avoid conflict at all costs,
always comes first of all, I don't want to be mad at me, but it's going to be crazier than ups and will not only that nobody likes it. When you kick their ass, it's not like they forget that. No, they make you their sworn enemy and they want to come back and get you and uh,
lot of times those situations where you make an enemy for life could have been avoided.
If you went out of your way to be whatever
more apologetic friendlier nicer understand his point of view and then he probably would concede a little bit too and then maybe get a drink and then maybe it could be friends. I mean there's a lot of moments like that in life. Where
go one way when you get in a fistfight with someone that was totally avoidable, but
maybe you were in a shit mood because your girlfriend just dumped you or maybe you know he said
something that he wished, he didn't say, but he's fucking twenty two and you say stupid shit. You don't even really mean it. You don't even know what the fuck you're doing, you're just making noise with your mouth and practicing being a person, and next thing you know you've got an enemy for life. Yeah,
other thing is: is you know it's a game where psychopaths win and
and that you know, and I'm pays to be a psychopath in what situation? Because you know you see, you see guys you're going out there and you know you're in a fist fight in the back alley into and then
You know I was in the place one time where there's a fist fight in the guy sucked out a guy's eyeball, but then this with a steep,
because he's because he's a psychopath and you sit there and go well, there's always going to be somebody willing to take it to the next level and then
hey! Could you saw them? It was in a
place where I was. I saw the aftermath of was and
Actually it's it's a it's a famous uh, what they call firms in the you know: football hooligans.
Yeah it was a hooligan move with a date with a pound in the the second. It's I don't want to hide it. It's it's a it's a move that the that they use it in a football match it
the fighting of the firm so like if you're, Manchester, United versus Manchester City, and they hate each other. They have these fight. Jesus fucking Christ. How naughty are we man that people in England can't even get along with people in England? Well,
that's the whole thing like that. That's just goes back to the village mentality too, which is I'm from this village. I hate that guy from that there's some tough mother, fuckers from the UK or some type of mother fuckers anywhere, there's all over the world, but there
a certain like this, a London toughness. You know, there's a whole: U K toughness! What is it like where you come from? I always say the tough for, like the actually the poor of the neighborhood, the tougher the fighter, often because they're fighting for and a conservative member Barry Mcguigan IRA
fucking, Roberto Durant, fuck, yeah, Roberto Durant, because he wasn't as good. He wasn't as Sugar Ray Leonard. He was not as good of a fighter. He was not as fast. You didn't have the time, but he had the
art and he wanted to win and he meet him, and you know- and I went back and forth obvious well, he fucked up in the second fight. You know he went from the first fight that that
Duran was an animal that was a street animal. An his boxing was, it was underrated. He just had a very unconventional style like he would pool with the left. He didn't have a stiff, left jab. The way Leonard did like lender would stick you Duran
Paul with the Japanese have more of a range finder, but he was very clever manner by tied by then he'd already far can be can, and you will also find a was the original and took a lot of he up can be can with low blood blasted him right in the deck like to read was an animal man. There was a a story where they went to Panama, wants to interview him about something it was like for, like sports illustrated section, and while these people were talking to him, he picked up a cat by the tail as the root against a wall and smashed its head, and there were
like whoa.
What the fuck that's very like he was just so he was savage. I mean he literally a was a wild man. I mean it became eventually like a brilliant boxer, as he did.
Eloped as a man and after he went through the no ma situation. You know for people, don't know you don't fall boxing. He quit in the second fight and he beat Leonard in a really tough fight in the first five, very close fight. Really, why
build amazing fight? Even to this day, the standard of that fight is very, very high, like you could picture the diran of that error, fighting like
Floyd Mayweather and having an amazing fight. There's it's not like looking at old football players or old mixed martial artist.
Really hotly contested, yeah
little high level stuff and then the set
Fight Duran got fat. He had a hard time,
making the way he apparently likes struggled to make the way like a big steak and it
Alan Orange JUICE and got really sick and yeah, and then there was also speculation that he was told to throw the fight the people had bet on it, but he looked era
he just didn't, learn any quit and then after he quit man.
Kindle Latinos, the all the people
it supported him. All the spanish speaking world were so upset 'cause. He was this my
Ah choo, oh fucking, savage representative of everything I mean just quit for no reasons like no MAS. No MAS, like nothing, is fine, like you know how much we fucking paid to watch this, so he was crushed for years and years and it was sad I watched him fight like you know it's like all the sun.
He just look like this doughy version of who we used to be, and then he came back
but Davey Moore. If that remember that fight, that was, he was
underdog soon who's in his late 30s. I think he's like thirty six and in those days
back in that day, it was like that was really fucking told, like thirty six, like Bernard Hopkins, just won the title at forty eight, but for in the
Wednesday. Thirty six was old as fuck, but he box this shit out of Davey Moore and he thumbed him in the eye. More importantly, he swore
up one of his eyes, and he couldn't see the
He just didn't never overcome adversity that where he was in with the guy he really couldn't hurt. The guy was just clever.
I have to get out of the way of all this shit and land a little bit a little bit more in a little bit more and as the rounds progress. You will also, my god, I'm getting beat up like it's just like this slow, like beat down that he put on him. That was that
is such a wild thing to see. I love a guy that comes back.
I love a guy, that's like his life's in the toilet, and then he bounces back George Foreman George Foremans, a fascinating story,
I remember when he made his comeback, is thirty six years old and he was over three hundred and thirty pounds,
something crazy like that, like rotund
yeah, I love this. I love this fighting style, which is sort of like a weeble wobble, but they don't fall down it. Just sort of rock back and forth
and he'd keep his left way out there like this 'cause. This was what was coming yeah well, all of it was coming. He could knock.
Not with anything. He had like hams for fists that guy
use incredible specimen, but he went into four years of heavy depression. Only Ali fight yeah was
brutal fight for him 'cause, he was first of all it never been. He never encountered that kind of psychological warfare,
when Allie was like dad
Benson and screaming to the cameras and diverse you've seen the documentary on that when we were kings, amazing, amazing documentary and if all
he had retired after that fight,
Ah man, maybe it's silly around to talk about shit today. You know, maybe we could have him on the podcast. You know I mean I mean he he he
really gotten to the point where he
his his illness kicked in, like it does now. It's so sad to watch like his later
it's well taking taking the the beating that you know foreman. You know the and I seen the doctor
country when they say you know he was
continues, taunting him and finally forming just let him have it
They said, and then you saw the fear in alleys eyes. Then you saw holy shit. What have I done here yeah, but then he lasted it through and then boom came back. That was just a wheel
a battle in a rope, a dope style. Nobody saw that coming against the gallic forming
and you see him like hitting that heavy bag just putting a hole in it. You're like you're, taking that to the ribs to the kidney, there's a guy name,
of our Johnson to fight in the UFC right now, who is freakishly strong, like that, like he's got that ridiculous kind of power, it's a huge guys about two hundred and fifty
I think it was two hundred and sixty for his last fight and he fought Brendan Schaub. We just kept taking him down. Brandon Father, real smart fight, 'cause he's just too dangerous standing up. He just knocks out everybody he's so fucking POW
For me I mean he's not the most technical guy in the sport, but it for sure he's. One of the hardest punches hits you you're and everybody just to scramble in to grab a hold of this guy in drag him to the ground as quickly as possible. He just got that thing.
And there's a few guys like a George Foreman type guys they just have that thing like they can hit you way harder than you can make them twice, and everyone would watch for his right. Kids would not get it and then he's not going out with his left. Tyson had not happy, but it just was unrivaled the ferocity and speed and the ruthlessness like if you want
the market rate retry him in prime, when he was still up in in Vermont, and you know
Brian pull up the Marvis Frazier fight, pull up
MIKE Tyson versus Marvis Frazier cousin,
opinion this was the scariest I've ever seen a human being be in my life. I remember I was like I think it was probably like eighteen or something I was watching this at home on tv.
Me and Tyson just destroyed Marvis Frazier in the most violent fight I had ever seen in a box in my and I thought to myself back then I think if there's one person that would be the most terrifying person to be
encountered with it would be MIKE Tyson like that adds. It's ever lived. Watch this fight. I mean he just
Marvis Frazier was like a top heavyweight contender, Tyson just step to him and just started Fucking
will lasting him. Dajing
punches, got him in
this corner right here, and this is the end right here, while Bing Bing,
being being baby thing. That's all before he can fall down here, he's already unconscious. Tyson hits him four times more before he even gets to the ground it was. It was like an assassination yeah. When I was watching Tyson, I was like no one's ever gonna, be not for ten in a beating himself. Well, you know what it is man, it's a it's a bunch of things, first of all that that once you've
gotten there. It's got to be a very strange and uncharted place in your mind and in
your ability of in writing, protested land in living in this place. Also, twenty something years old anybody be live in. You know: he'd he'd been trained. You've been taken out of rounds, I have been taking a reform school, even train. Yes, I one of the greatest trainers of all time you know adopted this effectively by
and more importantly, customer was one of the greatest psychological trainers of all time, and he he saw in him. He said he's the greatest raw talent of ours and he would
custom Otto would say things that to this day, there's
You can have a short, precise point that an athlete can digest and take with him as he steps out of the locker room and into the ring that actually can help and custom. Otto said one of the most brilliant things that I've ever heard when it comes to being terrified in the face of combat and in the face of a fight
He said that every man experiences fire and that fire can cook your food. It can keep your house
or, if you let it get away, it can burn you to the ground and you have to decide how to take care of it.
A coward in the hero feel the exact same thing. It's just the coward falls.
The pressure where the hero figures out, how to manage it and overcome it and act
rises to the occasion and keeps it together so
for custom model like he had studied like he had studied
psychology and he had studied. So
aspects that are
crucial to success in that crazy.
The isolated type of a sport where you
kind like Tyson loses needy young, energetic physical specimen, just just filled with anger and rage and not getting enough love,
and all the sudden is Yoda Motherfucker comes out of the Catskills
It's one of the greatest sports stories in sports history. It's sad the way it ended.
It isn't sad mad. It's not sad he's alive, he's fine Tyson's doing these story. Uh shows with Dana White told me it's fucking fantastic. He goes on and he tells these wild stories about his life and Spike Lee directed it. It's apparently amazing. So it's
not sad. It's inevitable! There's no way you can keep beating people up and that's happy B.
It's always sad for the people. You beat up, I mean there is no happy ending if you beat the fuck out of people for the rest of your life is no happy ending. There's a bunch of sad endings. This, your happy ending, you're, happy you get to retire, undefeated yay! No, I had never had to take it dished it all out. Tonight. Everybody like
rocky Marciano everybody was. The big deal that Rocky Marciano reached whatever it was forty six or thirty, nine, oh and every
like Marciana was the only one to retire undefeated, that's almost unfair right right. It's almost unfair! You know I'd like to retire the field
now from our side. So I think yeah, the you lost that game yeah they cheat yeah, but it's a performance enhancing drugs. Your immune system wasn't able to fight off the alien yet to swallow poison. I
I don't know man, I'm just talking shit. What was it
hunting in Japan or you weren't? You hunting animals, no, no you're cursing in Siberia. Chernobyl journal! You were talking about the last time. You remember yeah, though the walls like their freakish giant, wolves out there yeah. Well, there there
mutated, yeah.
Mutated is that true for real. I have never seen one hundred percent what they look like
well. The mutations are mostly internal because there are the exclusion zone, which is a huge air.
Is radioactive and so that they've gone they've undergone mutations, actually read something the other day saying I'm from Ukraine and there's
these horses out there and, and you know their army.
We actually have the guys, the
the the the people who run
exclusion zone admitting on camera. Yes,
mutated scientists are saying the mutated
of course are mutated because they're going up in a radioactive zone about the size of France.
And but yeah we went to hunt them and the thing is, is we had a geiger counter with
and whenever they the sort of you, you go off and they go into the forest. The forest, which is where all the you know the dirt and everything is trapped. It would
There would go there, we go off the register, I mean it was like you know, I forget what it was, but it was like four hundred
make a rams or whatever was was, was safe and we got to fourteenth.
At one point you know, speaking of
king of parasites. You know I uh parasites I'll take but forty.
Hundred times? This is the healthy yeah, but the survey sites now, there's radioactive. You seen the fish to be seen the fish of Chernobyl, those videos of the enormous fish, yeah Brian pull that up, because it's really strange I mean I don't know. Maybe these fish, maybe I'm just ignorant and what like sturgeons are. But if you look at now too, if you look at what's happening in Japan, they have massive protests in Japan, saying you have to stop nuclear
energy because look at what the fuck happened,
in Fukushima, because you know we had a tsunami which we're going to have more more of but guess what now
have whole radioactive villages- and you know, radiation in the groundwater radiation radiational radiation
the food. What is that like a
carp- is that a fish yeah she minutes up. This is a giant carp. Dude thing: that's in yeah does what you, the? If you, Google, radio fish of Chernobyl, there's a
video where these these people are by this river and these enormous fish, I don't know what they are
maybe it's just that's what they are. Maybe it's like there's a lot of fish there in the
when we were there, the people who run the actual zone were say
that the animals
that the animals are mutated, and so,
there. I mean. Why would you have you
massive amounts of radiation? How can they
we had this dude Scott Sigler on the podcast yesterday and he's an author, and he writes about shit like that. Let me fuck in Iowa
have mutated animals that are six hundred and fifty and their pack predators with fins
you, freaking me out right now, man. I freaking me out with these siberian werewolf stories. That would be an awesome movie, though siberian werewolf 'cause, then
mutation. That was like you know,
all of the like like when you were a kid, but will not,
but it was always a constant theme for superheroes yeah. You know, like
David Banner became the hulk. It was Bruce Banner originally, but they thought that was too gay for television, so they change it to gain or something it was always. You came close to it, but just closer next message: right yeah, they would all get like some super
as opposed to testicular cancer or if I can renal renal cancers, wasn't the fantastic four like they get. They got fucking to or last are something happened and they became super powerful, usually so, usually funny. We were talking about politics like what how how the hell did the fantastic four. So I always liked
fantastic for men. I always like
comic books up when I was a kid soon, but in that that was such a big theme. Is that somehow or another you would get into the some
better with massive amounts of radiation, but you would become a superhero and so every kid
sort of looked at that like wow yeah man, as opposed to you, know what
well the reality of what it does to bunnies being
born with no arms or legs. Yeah, weird
shared marinship yeah, and you don't know like what. How is this all going to balance out and how long is it going to take is by the way life can sort of bear
Litra John and incredibly fucked up state of toxicity for several one thousand years, and you know eventually get to the point where
either figures out how to clean everything up or mutates
the point where you can tolerate it, but it's not to be fun.
You know, know exactly it's avoidable too. Well, when we interviewed the IEA for our worlds, most dangerous border peace, which I think we talked about here in deer park,
not in Kashmir, which actually the that we were based out of just got attacked yesterday. They
they said categorically that if you use more than one huh
did warheads of which they have hundreds of warheads pointing at each other new banks, then that
world, as we know it ceases to exist. Everything is just I mean the
yes gone anywhere over. It's like you know,
part of the apes students were living underground. That's the type of shit that your you.
And you sit there and say this is what's happening today. Is that India, Pakistan hating each other mean that
you know we have the distinct possibility that our ozone is gone or the one of
Crazy Fox pause pushes the button exactly well
We have to hope that the aliens land and stop
That's the only thing that can save us. Well, maybe alien aliens were real. That would be the time to move.
In between India and Pakistan ago, guys guys guys, got jam
What is this mess you've got here? Why is there a billion people here?
Everybody settle the fuck down you looking
back to the same when you hate each other. That's nonsense and you're right across it. Some stupid divide one person
believes, one pile of wacky bullshit and the other part everybody settled the fuck down.
All right. You need a
spaceship, pull that off, though, like several football fields. Long and you need to do a magic trick or two. Let the
I just know that you're there for for serious, you not take any bullshit, make some trees decide player, you're you're out here now in the land, the scientology- you know you know every was you know you. The aliens doctors are again the feet and and all that amazing amazing how easy that was to pull off. When you really
read that story sure make doesn't make you want to start a call just a little baby one. It's pretty
this. I gotta say I'm fascinated by it. It's amazing
could live in the nineteen fifties and, like start, your calls from the same time he started his call. People start Warren Jeffs, you know is doing it right now
orange! That's Utah, though,
if an animal he tells a different animal, you can pull it off there. We didn't get any new Mexicans to buy into that bullshit, which we did, that we did it with the the buy into it all, but we did a story on the lost boys. You know
these the lost boys so because of know
in more. In jest case, you know pronouncement he has like seventy eight wise
but the the L Sam, why you hate it should be elders. Get like you know. Twenty thirty, forty one, but then by am
just by math. Ok, there's only
x amount of women, so so they have to get rid of these kids. The book
you're, not thinking in terms of being bountiful. I think you bring in more women, see you're seeing a problem. I see a an equation that
to solve and what your true women bring me bring in more crazy bitches, what's happening the there, they kicked the and the boys out and so
these kids, who grew up in this religion, that says everybody else, is evil and you can't do anything and they don't have to pay bills and they just kick him out. There said you can't you're gone now, because they want the girls they have to have the girls. Ok, that's weak! That's
That's play a rate, you not you not loving your your brothers and sisters there in your culture, your together, you're kicking out your own kids you're. Also.
You know, people who know how crazy you are. Nutty cult is and they're going to eventually tell people buying while there so sad. Why so sad, Billy remove fucking dead,
several one hundred fucking pitches to marry. So he kicked me out, so I can't have girlfriends those poor girls that grow up with no man and therefore
to accept the fact that seven year old guys, I like the voice that you're adopting it's me, it's me and therapy. If I, if I got kicked out by my dad, he was fucking. This girl was in love with my own dad, like shut ups on get out of the room. Just fine, I
mind I need one hundred of am one hundred,
but you know what, on the other hand, you can't hate if the guy can keep it up.
Well, I don't know, I don't know if we can keep it up in prison. You don't take that out of context. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't really mean that I was only in Jest. I think that that guy obviously victimized some poor people that were easily led. My question is always been: why are people still so easily led? That's a good question.
Is it just a way the body is designed that some of us are were
bees and some of us are. You know middle management, and some of us are
the contrarians hanging on the outside, like URI life, is hard, but it is and you're looking for someone to say here's why it's hard yeah, here's, why it's hard
by the way, if you work hard and do what I say then you're going to go someplace better, because now it's a bitch. Now it's fucking hard as shit.
But if you do all this shit is going to get better and you know what else it is it's like being in a group is gray
it's nice to be in a group. It's us against them, yeah
like well, we call death squad like
not like it's not like. You have to join it or anything like that. It's not really that too for nation yeah, the tattoo. Is it near right, shake
I got the whole, but it's cool like when we go places and we see all those desk watch or it's like it's insane. There's something cool about it, there's something like undeniably cool about it like we're, not trying to really start a call, tell anybody what to do, but if we show up somewhere and you learned S, Quad chart it's kind of badass. You know it's like. What's up man, how you doing like you know most likely unless he's an undercover cop, it's going to be a very nice guy stand with this podcast is born out.
To get your legs selling start starting a cult would be cool.
Jessica, and we don't want a real cult. See that, though, the best kind of cult is the kind of cold that doesn't really have any foundation whatsoever, no leadership, there's no structure and everybody kind of knows what the to do. That's the perfect cult, where you can't really like, say you're doing anything you set up and you're, not you set up the matter, the medical he just get podcast, that's the Eastern STAR, podcast forecast and you've. Actually you get into their system and once you get in their system means you Tom, listen man. We we just need to spread this and we're all going to be okay. We just need to get this out to everybody, spread it out as
far and wide, and it's real
simple. It's like Jim Jeffries said about the Bible, Jeopardy Jim Jefferies bit about the Bible. It should say, don't be a cunt.
You know- and it is really european you getting up to pee more alcohol,
Do you want to do James? We or one of you, gentlemen, this? It's not working, you sure you don't want the Kool aid show
or Kool aid is moving processed in a special micro filter. That's pumped uphill, using on it yeah using gravel and stream water, and it's
All broadcast live on, audible, dot com, but thank you, sir. Thank you very much,
I think I, I really do think all bullshit aside, that
your shit that you guys are doing on vice dot com.
It has as much of an impact on where this
culture is going in the potential that this culture has for understanding that
the true inner workings of all the various aspects of
governmental relationships and and ninety places like Chernobyl in the Liberia episode. I didn't know anything about Liberia until I watch that show you guys have done more look just for educating me, okay and I and I can like I'm, not really educate people, but tell you like what link to click on. I,
but that kind of a connection I've,
you guys have exposed me to some of the most
little understood. Little talked about things that are so bizarre and hard to believe that exist today.
Well I think I said this last time. Your audience is maybe the best audience in the in the God Damn world, because we
People used to say vice was the best content on the web that you've never seen, and when we
to come out here and do this podcast, all the sudden, we can get these. You know fanatical sort,
positivist wow like great
answers and it was not always with the hashtag in a powerful Rogan whatever, and it's always a by a hundred percent of the time. It's your it's it's! You know, and
I got to say that says
but you, but it also says a lot about. You know the people to listen to this podcast, which is you know, they're thinking for themselves. You know there
they're listening to alternative shit or not believe in the bullshit that they see on regular, mainstream tv and look there,
they're positive when someone says look like you said,
you and I live on the periphery. Yes, and we live on the
but we're trying to do our thing, and you know what, when
people who listen to this podcast are so positive, it makes me
fuckin happy and
Makes me say I don't mind. I got home, headed fucking flesh eating fucker. I fucking colon, because because these mother on Twitter and on Facebook and advice, there's
fucking positive and then I'm going to tell you another thing. It makes me feel like we can change it,
it makes me feel like. Ok, there is some negative mother fuckers out there in the world who are doing some really bad shit.
But we can actually do things just
then and you're doing it and I'm doing it and by the way, the people on this podcast doing it and and and the
for people that actually educate themselves and listen to you and come in here and check on those links, that's fucking how we changed it
you shouldn't expect anyone else to change your ship for you 'cause. They won't. I agree.
You, and I also believe that it's
It's also a matter of projecting.
A certain way of living that-
you project you project, a very honest and humbled view of the world.
And I think, when someone is exposed to a guy like you,
nah guys sitting on a stationary bike right now, riding along listening to the show and listening to you or your experiences in life in Karachi and Liberia, which I really want to get to again the
They sort of like get this view like ok, this fucking guy
is out here doing all this crazy shit and he's saying all these things like this. Guy has no reason to lie to me. This guy's he's he's not like anybody that I've ever met before, but yet I'm sort of absorbing his thoughts and by doing that, you're you're in
connecting these ideas that might not have ever manifest themselves in hundreds of thousands and millions of people and that
some powerful, powerful, powerful shit and
it's not on CBS and it's not an NBC and it's never gonna, be it's never going to be broadcast by anybody that doesn't want to rip.
Everything they already have, which we get a lot of shit. For you know we get
Yet we get a lot of shit for, and this is another thing I want to say, but the people in this podcast is a lot of times. You know, for example, what just went down in North Korea um. You know
we get attacked by mainstream media, and yet you know people who are on the periphery people who are watching us people there's like exactly this is exactly what the
we want to have go on. Well, nobody expose mainstream. Well, nobody in the mainstream rather exposed North Korea. The way you guys did when you went to North Korea and and show
with those fake restaurants and show
just how spooky and nutty the atmosphere was over there. We were not, we
There was no shows that we're doing that there was no sixty minutes, wasn't doing that. The honesty in which you portray things like from
lady boys, in Thailand. I mean you know I mean like we know hanging with the lady boys. Look dude, I'm telling you man. I became a fan of yours when I saw that video of you hanging with the lady boys. You know why here's? Why? Because you
kinda them in european nice. Today you were, you were chillin out with them in a bathtub in all like laughing too, but it wasn't. Even you were being creepy and sexual. You were being a douche bag, you're being a sweetheart you're being a nice person to a bunch of other nice people, no, no bullshit, and
it's hard to do that. It's hard to do that. It's hard to do that with a loose full. Can forget it's hard to do that without someone being mad at you, it's hard to do that without protecting your ego. How are people going to think about your your hang out with these lady boys? You would you,
a guy who is
there. It was trying to be nice to some other people and they were being nice to you back, and it was the right thing to do and it resonated and arm
watching that video going this guy's cool, mother and I'd, I think that was before I even saw Hine mows, it venture oriented venture, which was the thing that really sets yeah. I mean made me of
addicts. You know I mean I check your gckey. I will I look advice, dot com more than any other website on the net, pretty much other than twitter and check in my own email right. I I I watch all your. I would
watch that Hinemos great adventure, whatever was arctic adventure. What is the natural name of that was vice guide to travel, yeah,
the most remote man on earth
the remotest place on earth man
if you just Google, Hine and and vice you'll, find out whatever the actual. You know what
now just let me try one of the lazy lady boys. By the way I mean how daring everyone, how dare you you know we're on the internet? Everyone always asking that question you're, like you understand
there's like two,
our guys and sound cruises like like we're shooting.
You know we're shooting. So what you did the right thing, man, those beautiful I wish I would be that strong I'd be like Bitch get off me. You said it was amazing, but you don't touch me. You know how it is at a certain point in your life. You don't give a fuck about any
things about you, you don't give any you like. You know what I'm going to do. My shit I'm going to try to get through the day and do the best thing I possibly can and that's it
I can do it. You know. Well, I I I think that's that's a possible state to achieve and maintain, but I think it's difficult to get there and for a lot of people. That's an alien concept and that's why, when I saw you were so like comfortable
and cool about that is like
year. There's no way that guys, not cool. I was like,
That's a cool mother. You were just like real easy with these people. It was, it was fun and I really uh.
There was an issue that came up last week or earlier this week about transgender gender mma fighters. Uh there's a a woman who
to be a man who is now fighting in MMA against women, and
you know, people have been I've gotten some heat about it on twitter that I took the
stance because I said that that's a guy that
his dick off and he's fighting girls and that's the end of the story. You can say all you want. I don't care what the Olympic Committee says: there's a different mechanical advantage to being a man's, but that in no way I want everyone to know that if you really feel like, you are suppose,
this would be a woman in your a man I am, I will still be friends with you like. I have zero issue with that. My only issue in that venue
is that I understand the mechanical advantage of the male frame. I just I just do if I lossed like if I lost my dick and balls. If I decided to chop my dick and balls off and be a woman, I would still have the
giant hands and they're not going to shrink. These are going to go away. So this is a mechanical advantage to having this big hammer fist to punch a girl in the face with that's fucked up. It's just it's not the same, and
anybody who says that it's the same as far as athletics and company might be the same in track and field. If you don't have balls anymore, you might not be able to run as fast ever seen. The beautiful boxer never seen a movie that this
thai boxer, that was the lady boy with testicles, successful
chop them off and then start getting his ass kicked. I believe
she stopped after she thought for a while yeah. That was the issue I interviewed her in Bang cock and we fought with her a little.
And I gotta say she could kick the shit out of people, but you know she she was. It was a guy fighting other guys, but you know its eyes feel
for those people. I understand that my thing is what it whatever gets you through the fucking date. However,
not that way. However, however, if it's, if you're, if you're talking about sports, you sit there and
today? I don't work. Well, you not even just talking out sports you're talking about the most violent sports in the world and a sport which I uh,
stand and- and I am telling you from a perspective- that very few
people enjoy, I'm telling you from the most honest perspective possible, I have called
more than one thousand fights. I don't know how many fights I've ever done. Commentary on over ten
plus years of doing it, a man has an advantage. There's a big difference is now
a little difference is a big difference will also, then you start to deal with. You know the questions of theirs
droids involved as different things and enhancements, another weird shit, that's involved in all that also the predatory mind of the mail is a very different mindset, but if you're thirty years old- and you get your dick caught off at thirty even thirty years- a man living
there's a different thing: fighting and dealing with bullshit and dealing with violence in dealing with you know
possible death when you're, when you're hanging out with a bunch of creepy people when you're eighteen years old is a bunch of violent sexual men you're in a a yes, anything can happen, especially if there's a little money and very few parental influences were positive. You,
is there some danger? If you get through all that, and then you cut your dick and balls off, you still live doll that you still managed to a violent mother. He still a dangerous dude that happens to want to be a woman, and am I am I don't. Why are you getting it should
because I said that, although I support anybody become
trans gender. If that's what you really want to do, I would never tell anybody what they can and can't do can and can't do. But you should
fighting women- maybe
the tranny league. You know- and I don't say tranny and it's not derogatory until it is mean I mean didn't the guy from Bravo get in trouble for using the word twink. I don't know
trust me. I just remember I remember I remember seeing a video of these big sort of big. You know Aussie rugby player types and they, I guess we're fucking with some,
tranny, ladyboy, yeah and the whatever and kick the shit out and like just flat
these three rug. I guess they were actually mma or there was something that we are. We tire some some sort of fighting right and this trend is this for him level them it's on. You too, the Solaire and I was just like. Well, you got to think that you know if you're, if you're in most countries, maybe not time but
if you're a lady boy or she male or transgendered or whatever they're fighting
all the fucking time you know, and so so you know anyway. I I saw that video and I was just kind of like because I hate those uh. I was just
in Thailand at a conference and disease, all these fucking australian sort of rugby dudes, who are just spoiling
fight. Just they just want to go and so stupid. You know what those guys need to do. They need to get out of rugby and get into some mma. If you want,
five you should be fighting, then then I would tell them that I be like look probably about mother obvious. You you're you the reason why you're trying to fight a bars as you need to be tested yourself in in that way in in the gym. I agree, get out on the bench. Well, get it off your lap sign could take a leg, kick to defend the choke, come on stopping when you stupid ball, that's a god! Damn euphemism, who gives a what happens with that ball? You take away your ninety score thing with one all. You got a point one. No, they did what we didn't want to do. That's all nonsense! What you're doing is trying to stop what you really want to do when you really want to do is one on one. Man demand someone your size, no mechanical advantage, no wait! Vantage! Let's see, let's see what's going on, he was going on the so any rugby play
that shows up and wants to fight, stop being a pussy,
send them to you
I will help them saying: you're,
bad motherfucker. These are rage. Inside of you, you need to project that shit in the right way, and this ball thing isn't working out. You need to leave that ball alone. Nobody gives a fuck if you get it across that line. That's nonsense! You're playing a game! Oh, you kicked it between the two sticks. The world is changed now it has
nothing's changed. Okay, you still you fight now
Those bullies that fuck with you when you were in the seventh grade, what you need to do is some fucking kettlebell son. Somebody way-
squads, learn some jujitsu choke some bitches out, get it out of your system. Stop
right and bars. Stop letting the demon alcohol bring it out of your body. I agree with you 'cause. They just bump my fucking,
a harsh, my both of these new hardware, harsh by bus man, because the the guys that are that they get it out in the gym. They don't look for it anywhere. Well, I'll, tell you what, when you drink the real
who comes out in the real me is just a jovial. Eighty year old man, I'm like fucking Buddha, I'm just sitting there drinking my drink about having a good old time, and you know
when you see these dudes come out and they have a few drinks and I'm cinnamon. They get all around IRAN defied your just like yes,.
It's not necessary, it's not it's not good for them. They all need hugs what they all do. Man in Ein the mind we are, you know you and I, and I both know if you're real fire, you won't find a bar no, but why would you want to hit someone that doesn't want to get hit? It doesn't want to fight if they do want to fight? Is it possible that can be avoided with talking and if it's not there, probably a bit too real for you or you're crazy you're, not gonna, find a Brussels into that's fine sure this guy's, like Tank Abbott, that will fight you anywhere the front you on a plane
a real fighter, and it's just that's that. Do that's what he's all about you know it's not about you. Don't let me say I'm most professional with a guy like Tank Abbott is he's one of my favorite fighters of all time and one of the reasons why it's not because he was the bass not because he was in my
technical or won. The most titles is that you genuinely new four effect. One hundred percent, no doubt about it. If you fucking fly
map, your gums. In front of tank Abbott he's going to make you swallow your teeth, doesn't matter if you're on a greyhound bus or on a fucking space shuttle he's going to beat your ass and there's a reality to that that I find refreshing like drowning in the ocean or getting hit in the head by a meteor, there's certain unavoidable consequences to being in the wrong place at the wrong time. That's why I say most of
and you know
Many more ninety, but most of professional fighters are fighters who you know, do it for a living aren't going to get to a fight
Mark- is someone who take a bother: hey, yeah up your hand, you can use them to do that or they would and they would clean out the whole bar- and I have a real problem on your hand- is because it's only to is a guy like Randy Couture, it Dan Henderson. I don't know this is a true story or not, but there's a legendary story about those two guys in high in college yeah when they were both like elite wrestlers in just cool leaning out of foster. You know, I don't know if it's true and ever talk to Randy about it, but but what
I can tell you what I know about Randy I've been around that guy, for I saw his first fight in the UFC. We fought Tony Hama, and then he thought this a really promising kid. I forget his name Kevin
something another and he beat both of these guys, and I was like wow this guys. Stud like this. This guy is the real fucking deal,
she is one of the friendliest people you could ever be around. You would never mansion that Randy CO, two or would ever get into a street fight if you're talking to that guy, whether it's in a bar or at Danny's room bowling alley. He is us my only in hand shaking constable
pat you on the back gentlemen, but you would never imagine that anybody would ever find themselves so county that there would be enough
this fight with Randy Couture. Did you ever hear that story about Tyson and there was a guy
blood, green yeah yeah? They fought in a bar and didn't hear it. I don't know it wasn't. Even in the bar, it was in a what are those fancy words for haberdashery or something like that when you get like a dope ass, fucking pimp suit there. It was like two hundred o'clock in the morning and Harlem and Mitch
Red Green and then taunting MIKE Tyson for ever and more MIKE broke his hand on the streets face. Didn't miss screen had like twenty eight surgeries to like because we broke his orbital have yet leave yeah. He can is face, broke his hand in his face. Yeah caved in his face with one punch and your
sit there saying. Ok with one punch, she caved in dude space. You have twenty eight surgery and by the way, this guys this guys are professional fighter. Well, he gets paid to get hit in the face and you get one punch and it gives you twenty accomplish what he wanted to do. He dragged a guy into the ring that had no business. He had no business challenging MIKE Tyson. He really wasn't at that level and by his persistence and his arrogance. He really did get that fight and you saw, but you saw in that fight why he
wanted that fight and why he wanted that fight is Mitch Blood Green, even though he had no business being in the rink technically with Tyson, he didn't get stopped. I should beat the fuck out of that guy and he couldn't put him away. That was an amazing fight. If you think about it. 'cause Tyson was in his prime. That was that I said that was just start.
And guys. Just
big big gold. Medalists was just running for as long. I have to try to keep the job on that night. Jesus Christ he's is a rip into your body with that right right to the body in that right, upper cut that was legendary and Mitch. Blood green made it through that. You know the reason we made it through. That is the same reason why you want to fight Tyson the first place right. He was convinced that he was the baddest on the plane, but he got his face. Gave sort of
you did. He got beat up, but he was alright. I mean it's really amazing when you think about it, 'cause who the fuck was training, bitch blood, green. You know I mean I don't I don't know who is train is where I mean it might have been. Someone really good, but I had to think about his approach.
There was a part of it was kind of brilliant forced MIKE Tyson into fighting him. You know, but that MIKE Tyson, that was the was the best
MIKE Tyson and that error that Marvis Frazier erection, that was that was our our Joe Louis. You know that was our Sonny Liston, that was our our whoa yeah, that one guy that Mitch blood green thing man. That was a long time we're like old
and that's just a convertible fight where all this fuck were like this
Jack Johnson. You about a guy hit,
hope it bitch and you'd stay down few years ahead, which one lick it was hard over. What was that video? He told me to look up earlier to see if it was. The name was for
because I I typed in Hyman Vice and that's not good night behind, not Mona, most arctic refuge. That's it yeah
H, Y Hinos. Arctic refuge is what echo but yeah that that got me sold and then and then David chose searches for the dinosaur and that dinosaur dad got. Did you hear about yeah hi, so we went to Hine MO. We went to the needs of the the Arctic to this guy,
lived out in the middle of nowhere, and you know he lived with his wife out there.
Literally in the middle of nowhere. It was the most isolated person on earth until they found. I don't know if you heard about this, this russian family here about that in Siberia. They were
russian, Orthodox and during the communist revolution they went up to
this mountain did nearly impossible to get to and they lived in this little shack and they live like that.
They didn't even have shoes with generous tank. Is I don't know how you get not get frostbite in Siberia, but they'd rap
feet, feeding like Birch bark and moss and shit, and they
you know, they're eaten sees and they lived up there.
The guy was like ninety years old and they finally came in and he had his family. They were there and they were like seventy and sixty inches and
They finally arrived and they had like ipods and everything, and
when they got there, they they they lived this meantime, people that showed up yeah, the yeah yeah. No, no, no, no, no, the family had not been isolated. Since the forties right, I believe nineteen thirties yeah, I was a nineteen thirties. They've been isolated up there, there's no about world war. Two did not know about world war, two correct, they didn't know about anything sh and they had
literally like sort of learned how to how to make shit, outta bark and everything- and you know complete survival, this shit- how many people were up there?
I think it was six of them and then and then they all died. It was weird because they they accept the one the so this is inching store. They they they they they they got found and they found out, there's another world out there and whatever and then one by one they died very quickly after they got found
before, like. I believe the youngest daughter is now in her late seventies and she went into the nearest side.
Intown sorta lived there for awhile and said you know what screw this and she went back. She's like seventy seven year old woman
by herself, she went back by herself and she still there. So we wanted to go up there and do like the high mow, the most isolated person in the world, which was was high. So woman is a woman
and she's in her seventies and she's. Going back up this mountain, where you can't.
Do you hear that pussy's? Okay, all you fucking week, bitches complaining a good get open chevron to be in the office by nine. Are you fucking kidding me? There's one hundred Carl's Jr is on the way to work your
complaining, there's a seventy year old, crazy, bitch on a donkey and it's eighty thousand degrees below zero and she's by herself, like Russia, six hundred miles away from the next nearest person. She prefers she prefers it up, come back, she went Jesus Christ,
what's wrong. With that crazy bitch. I bet she has a pussy like a softball Mitt.
I bet I don't even know. That means just us. Fucking thickly
padded wall and a lot of pressure could catch up with that. Imagine the weird
it happened amongst those five people sexually no, but for seven
the fucking years, no alone
on a fucking mountain, continuous orgy,
the end they probably checked for sperm. There was nothing, it might be. Awesome
oh you're, fucking, your kids and your sister. So there's nothing shut up. That's fucking communism,
yeah. I don't think it would be good. Ok, I don't think would be good to have no tv. I think that shits nonsense, why not be a woodchuck, but they were either out there eating beavers and fucking your kids eating. I don't think, that's really like bark, no,
suck park off your two sons. It was the last time you had a diet coke. What look at that guy is live in and he's not he's in two thousand and third with anybody lives, lasers, and these are the questions that come to me when you're, like okay, these people read and Bark and Britain. You know MOSS on their feet for shoes and I'm
sitting there going boy they're just bring us more and more booze, which
you think, and do you want to survive the zombie? What I was when I was going to say to you is- and this is a serious question right: oh no,
is in uh, no, not that serious. But when you look at shit like that, you say: ok, these people are up there, eating bark and there's a lot of shit
We were talking about earlier. How much
of your life.
Revolves around you
watch. Your life revolves around the pleasure that food
booze, oh yeah, you know-
are we talking nice before the podcast season, started about making the choice between booze and was.
Like, if you could, eat whatever the fuck you wanted and be healthy and live till your fucking nineteen, all that shit or
but you couldn't drink or you could you could drink, can't eat shit, you gotta, eat cardboard and fucking grape leaves oh
Ok, well, don't work great, please give cardboard and
fucking great. I truly believe that living without good food and live
without uh I mean if you're going
survive. You know if
living in the walking dead and you gotta shoot deer and shit, that's all well and good, but we're talking
in this day and age
have a choice. If you have to make a choice between, I can eat my favorite shit or I can drink booze and have the added sort of crank that that gives
right. Well, what I was going to say was that the
the idea of subsistence living is, although frightening, that food is delicious eating deer over a campfire. This is a really yummy tasting food. If you're saying like shitty
food like cardboard, tasting, bland food, that's
so sorry and every enjoyment of the day in my
opinion a meal
my family, I think is uh one of my favorite things in life, and that sounds like it sounds like utter horseshit in those people but-
The real ideas like sitting down with your kids and having a laugh and having a meal. I think that
whole process is, is very
important and
nutrition is very important. But for me the taste is very important as well. I think it's important to eat things that are delicious if it's like
a part of like a pleasurable aspect of life, and so if
how to choose honestly between draw
making booze and eat
delicious food, I would go with delicious food. I think delicious food is
important, because I've experienced the booze,
but I understand the lessons right. The the lessons of the dropping of the innovation in the good aspects of alcohol, which are often overlooked by people who just can't handle alcohol, you know like we were, we were talking before the podcast started about not. This is a certain level of trust that you have for someone
will only get drunk with you like. You know that guy's demons
well they're all right there. They also has a five or six jack and cokes. You know you tell a story about Tijuana. You like Holy College, hello.
Did you tell your mom full form in the mail? You know I mean it's like you get to know and like, and you realize that if there's no band, if
been in hiding all that shit from people, you love anyway, there's a benefit in telling
and the sort of camaraderie that ensues from those draw
in conversations of complete and total honesty.
Where were the alcohol does a purpose instead of inhibiting you and making you make shitty decisions to alcohol releases? You from this. This idea that anything makes any sense whatsoever and you start telling the truth or you start expressing yourself or you start looking at things from more relaxed perspective, even temporarily with that thought gets planted in your mind, and then you
just have more of a sense of friendliness. The next day, like you, know, off,
times it's it's little encounters. It's steer us and uh. I remember this. The Anthony Robbins
quote, who believe believer not have listened a lot of books on tape and read his books and
It's got a lot of interesting ways of looking at things that I really think or enabling, but one of the things that he said is that sometimes, if two people are going along very same path, like think of yourself as like two boats, if one boat just turns one degree to the right-
over the course of the boat's motion through life. Just that one decision and lead it's so far away from the original path that it was on yeah and that the often times it's a good time that Lee
needs you. You know, and it might cost you a day or two of being hungover. It might. But there might be
phone call we call each other on a Wednesday like I had a great time to do it that way. But if I don't even have to be I'm not even talking about like a crazy busy for again, you know crazy time, because the reason why
ask the question is because whatever I meet people I like and I respect you know I like to ask some questions because I believe that's how you learn.
And so I have this- maybe this problem, because
I'll tell you what I grew up poor. I grew up derp.
I left home at a very young age and and a lot of what I learned. I learned you know initially through books, you know so I read books and and then that's why
I have this sort of intense curiosity about the world because I'm like oh fuck, I'd like to go there and see that for myself,
so anyway, speaking of a so I I go to the Ukraine. You know, I'm not. You know, I'm just a regular fucking dude from butt fuck. Nowhere
I go there and I have this dinner and and and and they bring out these potato pancakes with sour cream and caviar and vodka and all this and I'm and I'm as a you know, I think, is the first time I carry on him and meet and
this is fucking awesome. You love Carrie, right off the bat yeah first time I ever had it now granted was a few vark is in, but you know, like I'm drinking,
mark and eating the caviar and it's Russia and it's crazy right in the middle of fucking. Nowhere, not Russia. The Ukraine we got in them,
fucking nowhere and it's
crazy cossack ships going down. And it's it's that I'm like this is like living in a book and it's crazy and I I literally had one of the best nights when I was like living in a in a in a in a book from the eighteen hundred. So I want
best times like then you know so for
for the longest time I like. I have fucking caviar is my favorite fucking food, and this is the greatest thing in the world
then I was shooting in IRAN. So I'm going to IRAN when the best caviar comes from now and I'm
in my hotel room in my story. In my hotel in IRAN, the only hotel foreigners can stay in. They sell caviar in the lobby
so I'm sitting there in the lobby and I go fuck yeah. I love caviar. That's my favorite shit now man, so I go
when I buy the caviar right in the store is like
ask, is I don't know I bought like ten thousand dollars with the caveat for one hundred dollars or some shit, so it get it
you upset, but they have no booze right 'cause it's around, so I have like orange
Santa and some chips in this cabin and I'm like this is just for you,
salty for going fishing
taste like shit. What the fuck is it only taste good when you're drunk well. I think this is the whole question that I have is that
like, when you have a big fucking fat old steak, with a good glass of red wine. How much of it is the fucking red wine and how much of it?
is the state when you have your linguine with clams with a nice fucking Chris Fucking White one.
How much of it is or whatever how much is the is the is the and
The thing around, like you said: do you meal with
family? How much of that is with the family and with the think?
and then so, when I was sitting up there in this fucking shitty fucking hotel room in a Randy, this shit carrier with Santa I'm like. Actually, I probably just enjoyed the fucking evening.
You know I enjoyed the people in the craziness and the fuckin bodkin of caviar and the fact that I hadn't had it before, and everything went, fucking ape shit and all that stuff, not hi.
And it was. It- was a very fucking transformative evening
and then, when I just had the strait of cab, Manta fighters and that's so funny what a contrast, yeah and so so what I? What I was asking the question because we're talking about food, you were saying, like you know, if you have a bad back, you should need to possibly you know for, for
you know. What I was saying is that this ah chiropractor that I was talking Thio over the weekend, she was explained to me the influence of ah certain wheat and uh
gluten and how it inflamed tissue and that you can get a sub
Shil anti inflammatory response by just cutting weed out of your diet. I
be with you that there's a pleasure to eating that. I think, is like super important pleasure to eating in a pleasure to drink I mean I like: could I smoke weed and not drink 'cause? I would talk that problem. No you're doing that meat. For me weed is like that's the one
That really made a big difference, like I think
is played a good part in a lot of positive aspects of my life. As far as like joyful evenings and having fun with
friends and you know telling them that you love him and hug him and
and you know, even whatever romantic altercations, you know how it boys, though
girls, Bro cut the shit Brian, but as far as like what transform me as a human being, though, marijuana is more important,
marijuana was to me like there, was like almost almost
we're missing piece to my
sort of conceptual puzzle of like how I interfaced with with nature and what the world was like. Why am I so God damn aggro, you know and then all sudden I find weed. I was like boom.
I know yeah, I know for me. Actually booze was my Savior, because I was hanging out with a lot of dudes were doing some serious.
You see a restaurant that bad drug and my
whole thing was? I don't want to be sixty years old and
so I always have this. My idyllic sort of retirement, which I'm trying to get to you sooner rather than later now, is just
I just sort of forgotten like little cold. You know it's a little cold, maybe a neighbor, and I will stop shipping on a wide array of solar, I'm sitting there this year, I'm gonna, send you this. I'm gonna. Send you this this article of this. How would your kids
Three in one half dude, I got a foreigner too. Let's have a party by I'm gonna. Tell you I I'm going to send you the old you, your boys or girls, girls, okay, we have big lesbian super and I- and I I'm going to send this article- is a fantastic article about a dude who
diagnosed with lymphoma.
Phonic cancer like the worst cancer you can never and- and he was a greek dude- grew up in America but, like you know, came when he was three assumption
So he goes back to Greece to this little island.
In the middle of nowhere and he has to
up this hill every day he goes to talk to his buddies drinking. The wine he's eating the food from the from wherever
and all the sudden like five years
he was given like six months to live whatever, not even six weeks to live and,
and they said you know what the fuck happened. You didn't die and he goes. You know I came here and I forgot to die because
you know he's sitting there and and there's no stress and he's walking up the hill everyday and he's used to drinking wine with his buddies and he's eating the food from the scene of the fish from the the bay in the fucking. Whenever
sit down. I say you know now, I'm looking at
said so my idyllic retirements, basically I'm stealing this guy, who killed cancer by living. This euphoric life of I live on this little cove and I
drinking my wine and I'm sitting out there and I'm just blissing out on reality now, that's why I didn't get hooked to heroin. That's why I didn't get hooked to fucking crack. That's! Why didn't get hooked on the ship to my boys got hooked too, because I always was thought to myself. If I, if I can get hooked to this shit, I'm going to have to die or be fucking quit it, and if I quit it guess what I'm never going to be able to sit on that Fucking Cove with my glass
Oregon wine sitting out there on being this blissful old Buddha. Do right so for me, that was booze but
I will say this. We were just in Jamaica, filming this new stuff over new years and snoop,
and- and we are in this place is still alive, and unless that is, is that I like how you greatest guy, when you got right right, you never know he's one of the best damn by the way, now more than ever, because, like that, that's it's been through, should the that guy
into shit, we don't even fucking, understand oh yeah and but anyways.
So we were filming down there and I was in Jamaica, and you know
Generally, I don't smoke alot. We I was smoking every day. I was drinking rum, everyday smoking every. I gotta tell you. I felt like
felt, like God was touching me yeah, I was like I felt fucking spiritually fuck
and you know we gotta start doing eating it. When you eat
that's when you really get into that sort of psychedelic love state, it's very feminine, it's
very feminine sensitive state.
You know in a lot of people are afraid of that. You know. They're afraid of this is going to make you a pussy or it's going to.
That Exxon, but you're, not here, no, no, no you're, not afraid is yet I'm afraid. I'm afraid I think another we're free to seek a position for a lot of you know. People is to me only for the mountain lions and yeah one eight, my dog, you know, are you free to meet years? Yeah watch the tv show where they come from the sky, like God, Damn torpedoes, yeah well said all the Dijo. That's why yeah not scare away if you're scared to go with your it up and so you're happy guy yeah life and you don't want to die my whole.
Nothing when I was also aware, but when I was a kid I thought I was going to die, so I don't give a fuck. I do anything 'cause, I'm gonna die, who the fuck? Why did you think you were going to die? 'cause I was gonna die mean.
You know everybody. I grew up with you know when I was
kid died, because we were bad guys doing bad shit. People die almost done. How bad were you guys like? What did you guys think anybody? I mean everybody who does like blow? Farts on people
no Brian! So it was like you know, look you do some gang. He shit d'oh gang you should but you're doing. Canadian gang yeah exactly how that's that's going far time how bad you beat, but no look people get it people get into junk, it doesn't matter if it's by the way. This is surprising thing. Well they
into everything, but you know generally the android,
Is it now could be met, but it and the thing
even in shitty, sort of sort of nice, Canada, people,
fun junk or they're doing they start doing more and more serious crimes, and-
and this is one of the reasons why my my was was my dream- was because you know you
have guys who are dying of heroin overdoses or guys are going to prison for life or worse, getting killed, and- and you know the
seventeen eighteen nineteen year old, kids and you're sitting there saying that's the
this strategy? Is you never fucking, liver user teenager? You think you fucking live your life, you haven't lived shit, you haven't done shit, you haven't seen shit and one of the reasons why I say I'm going to go out and I'm going to see shit and I'm going to do all this shit. Whatever is because I didn't fucking die, but at
turning point you sit there and you say, look
you know- and I know how hard life is. We know fuckin what good
things or can be right, an can be, and also we realize, there's a lot of people who didn't make it
a lot of people who, just for one that one reason or another they don't get to where you are, and so
that's why now anyways
one of the reasons why I like coming here and having these discussions with you is, you know
you can actually say. Look I've come to these fucking realizations and in
we're two guys who are saying you know we don't need to fucking fight. We
we had fucking under fights. You know between us, like you know, we're not I've. Never I've had no street fights
alright, the last street fight I had when I was in high school. I was really
you're a smart man with me.
I've avoided everything but
that actual fights I've had like yeah you're, trying on three kickboxing bouts- and I don't know how many times with
fights, but there's a lot of them, but I've. Never. What I'm trying to get at is what
you know when you see fights in in in in
you know. This is me trying to or not much you see fights in in Iraq. He's invites now those fights
invite those fights are like they shoot you in the head. Fights aren't sure. So what I'm trying to say you want to get to
more of a of an understanding, and this is when I go back to like. I don't give a fuck what people think about me. I don't give a fuck about about it, because when you see it,
you sit there and say on this hand, this motherfucker got shot of. This,
to have on this guy got into this now to go back to?
this is very long winded, but if you go back to it, what do I want to do
I want to sit in the cove with
my family. Your family
enjoy hanging out, have a drink, enjoy myself, I don't know how
which food and although I'm a fat bastard, I don't know how much food is going to play into that, but
I definitely want to be sitting there with a glass of wine looking out
back cove and just going fucking made it.
And that's why? I don't that's why I don't judge anybody, doesn't tell you what everyone's trying to
through the day to get to their God. Damn cove you one hundred percent. I think yeah right one hundred percent right
I agree with you so much, but we live in a beautiful world where you don't have to choose between the food and the booze and I'll. Tell you what I'll tell you what we do live, I'm going to tell you. You know we live in a fucking country where you can still
this day make your own should happen, yeah, which, which mode
look I'm an immigrant from, but but
I made my should happen in this country, and I gotta say
best country in the world and there's
a lot of countries out there. We don't realize how fucked up they are and how
bad shit is there, and we should
work and say you know what you can
anything here in America. So you should.
You know when you say that it has so much more weight than the average person,
including me saying at first of all, because you been everywhere and second of all, because you came from another place.
I grew up in Canada. So when you, when you come over- and you see this situation, this no
no question. This is not perfect and I think we all agree on it. I think it's fucking fantastic, it's better! It's better,
it's never been. We were doing right now is we're figuring life out and
still have a lot of old standards and old traditions and old things that we abide by, that don't make
sense and they trip us up. We step on our own dicks, but I think, ultimately
moving forward in a direction of progress as much as people like to be cynical about the possibilities of the future, I think
this, where we are today in this country, despite the eroding civil liberties, all that that's
all good on paper, but the reality of the progression of information through the internet is we're taking the world
a different place for not cynical to criticize it's not your
and you know what America and democracy was based on honesty and being
critical and being allowed to be critical. 'cause, you couldn't say fuck the aristocrat
king and all. Should they cut your head off so
is based on people like us sitting there going. You know what the political system isn't right and guess what the political
system will not change unless mother
fuckers, like us and everybody living in this fucking podcast
do something about it and that's what America is you're right, one hundred percent but, more importantly, the people who are in the positions of power
it must be reinforced that we're all living in this temporary state and to make the most of your temporary state. You
can enjoy the bounty of your work in the fruits of your labor and the
the overwhelming Afil affluence that you get from having successfully figured out capitalism, but it's possible to do that in a way where you don't fuck people over
And you promote freedom and love, in fact, in fact, in fact you have to an if you did
you would be more happy and more success have to you know
going to just just one quick story, but I
hanging out with a guy who inspired the shit out of me, and he was
he was the president of the Maldives. Deves into was a thirty five year dictatorship there he got elected
against all odds.
You did all this shit like
you know underwater cabinet meetings and stuff to bring awareness to global warming. 'cause his country is sinking, and so he was going to buy land in Australia or Sri Lanka or India 'cause. He does not going.
Country anymore and then the
the ousted him and he has this flotilla going around the Maltese, which is actually like the size of Europe, but like island so
fishing boats, and I and I these these, these fishing.
Much of this guys. Just called the Mandela of the Deves 'cause he's been in jail most of his life and
You know I was hanging out with this dude and you know
One of the interesting things that this guy was doing is he's just saying: look you're you have to you have to you know, take individual control, you have to
say, look and less. We do it unless we as a community.
Say no to this shit. It's
continue because people don't want it to fucking change they just
I wanted to change even in America. They don't want it to change, but
thing is. Is you think that people don't want to change the dot I'll? Tell you what hold on okay I'll, tell you, and so this is. My second point is, is you know for the people of the people by the people, and you sit there and said the people?
This is the country, the first country that was that was
set up, not for the aristocracy but for the people, and the thing is, I think that was forgotten, because if you
you actually look at the people on what the people want and what the people can do. People want the good life
but they're willing to say you know what fuck I don't
to fucking. Have you know all this garbage or whatever the fuck in radiation?
This? I don't want to have the
this know you know threat of,
of nuclear war and all these things. If you look
and actually, if you talk to regular people,
people are saying people are good. Actually, when you were talking about it, people actually, if you hang out with your neighbors, people, are inherently good. People are inherently fucking nice, yet all
this fucking bad shit happens
and you're saying why does that bad shit, because people let it happen, is it because people let it happen not necessarily because someone has to be initiating it mean
has to be willing to take it. I lost a train them. I thought, because you guys are doing some weird. I wonder what I don't know. If that was it, I don't know what you're doing. Listen, there's a row, so I left to figure out where it was put out. Yeah they always get into some deep. No, no! No I'm sorry! I really apologize. I'm sorry! I didn't mean to distract you it's just. I thought you keep the trance, so I can I can. I could have I'm sorry, I'm a residual. I'm a visual guide is place so there's roaches and all that's well. It is not yet.
I think a moth ate my sweater. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
So what was your point just.
What I will say,
Is that I think
fucking place is haunted. I think, because I think because of where we are with the the
French of information like we're doing device or like you're doing with your podcast. When I do that shit,
that you are now you are. The government is willing to arrest people, but
that information gets out
I gotta say: information does get out wikileaks this that the other thing information gets out now and by the way, that's what's keeping governments in check, because me
stream media is not keeping fucking governments and check, which is their fucking job and they're, not doing it. It's really interesting. You just
set up 'cause. I was reading on vice about uh
Bradley Manning testimony that you guys have released like what it what's going on with that. What is that explain that? Well, I think, look the the thing. The thing that the
that we're looking at is how
much of
media is actually so
we actually did this story on Iraq recently, that is, the thermal bear
weapons that were destroying you know
if you, if you have to do house, if you
I'm doing it again. It's like a pantomime motherfucker touched my head with a go to pantomime,
if you, if Ryan snuck out behind his very childish? If you look at what happened in Iraq,
you know they had these thermobaric weapons with the Rebecca. It's if you
If you have to do house to house fighting which traditionally is the worst fighting, you can do right very difficult. They
of this weapon where they can.
It's called a small Amy and what happens is they shoot it into a building right and the
the heat blast which which sort of takes all the oxygen
so it kills you right away and then it and then it has this
massive heat bus and then it implodes the house right.
The problem? Is it's suspected that this is a thermobaric weapon is made from depleted uranium? So what happens is all that dust that goes out there becomes radioactive, radioactive or chemically laden and that possibly is responsible for the first gulf?
syndrome that no one really sort of figure out correct is actually correct, and this huge increase in in in in in rare cancers and and- and
veterans well amongst veterans and also an locals yeah. There are people who are living there.
And so you know you
have these sort of incredibly bad. I don't even know what
I'm just telling him, no more we'd say get away from me with the devil: Devil weed, dental cabbage,
the devil's cabbage. Sorry, so keep going.
I forgot where I was. Do you remember what he's talking about.
This is really evolving; no, no! No! No! No! No! We don't know, we don't know how late you rank on a podcast yeah, I'm having bring it all back. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. What happened matter, I think, at the end of the day, I forgot here's here's here's! What matters here is what you are saying,
what you are saying is that you are seeing the best and the worst aspects of humanity and
you truly are seeing this- oh that's. What I was going to say is
that these thermobaric weapons have done these things in Iraq
and you know what I'll tell you. What is no one
would have ever reported on that before. Why? Because you weren't you, couldn't
the word there weren't the actual tools to do that and, for example, I was just having this discussion today and what we're talking about the thank you it didn't exist before. Yes,
because, if you were, you know the Washington Post, even though they deep Throat Nixon and all this business, you know because of your pay
similar to the Pentagon, you can't lose your fucking seat at the fucking White House, table they'll. Tell you whatever now
I can sit here and say: ok, those thermobaric weapons. By the way, the story was broken by a marine uh
ask Cody who's, a marine who fought in Fallujah who saw
thermobaric weapons. The Marine Bro
historian said by the way. This is what the fuck was going on and I'm
breaking this story because I saw what happened in Fallujah. This is a fucking marine who saying this and
sit there and you say because of the fuck.
Movement of information and by the way, we're on the cusp of this meeting us we sit here and have a few drinks
This is why this is why you have to be honest, so to go
to the story. Now. I've realized that if you look at wikileaks- and you say, ok is Wiki
good exclude about. I believe that the free
of information is imperative to democracy,
and unless you have transparency,
unless you have accountancy, unless you have people who accountability, not accountancy,
accountability unless you have people who are going to be held accountable for what the fuck they do, then it's not democracy.
There is no different than here's. What here's? What I think about Bradley GO
this is the number one most important thing. There's no way they should have put that guy
in solitary confinement, there's no
they. They should isolated that guy from the rest of the world there's no way they should have made that guy feel like he was going insane because he longed for the human touch and he knew that he is being punished for releasing information
it's inhuman and that
unnecessary with a government
that doesn't have anything to prove, if a government
being honest and is not hiding anything, it doesn't need to take a guy like Bradley Manning and put him in some horrifying state of detention where he has no rights. There's no need for any Johnston, a on loving government to treat any of its citizens like that. But let me be honest: who are
Government is not.
Honest, I understand that, but that to their own self, there's no benefit in behaving the way there
paving and that's what needs to be reinforced is that I think they
Have this idea- or I don't say they as in like some conspiratorial overlord
weather. What what I think some p
well, who are scared of losing their position of dominance. What they're afraid of is they're afraid that people
we're going to understand, what's going on and they're going to take over and they get to lock them up and they're going to ice
delete them from I've. Actually, you know, I said something in this podcast one time when I said, if you ever go to a war zone, I can
remember exactly I said you cried and then you puke and then you freak the fuck out and
had so many people respond to that and they were by and large, I
say about ninety eight percent Ex military,
because if you, if you, if you talk to the
people who go to these things are like. Oh fuck, I didn't know what the fuck I was getting into. When I signed up with this fucking shit, I did not have a fucking clue.
And you look at that and you say: ok before we go to war before uh
government, sends people to war before
Cheney sends people to war,
saying that it's you know, Al Qaeda is being sponsored by Iraq or Iraq is having weapons of mass destruction, all of which is
Pleat Lee made up and by the way, made up by the government that
the mainstream media then said,
and by the way everybody who had half a brain knew that fucking. The second
state of the bath Party was totally against all kind of there's no way out. It was doing anything in there, but nine slash. Eleven was the fucking. You know that, that's where the card belongs to go in guess who
these mother lost their lives had lost their limbs or fucking. You know pissing out of fucking cat.
Bags now and when I said you know when I first saw battlefield, I fucking cried my eyes out because it was the first battlefield you saw.
The first real one was Afghanistan. She you wait, never mind. Ah,
and and when you see Afghanistan, Afghanistan, where? Where were you in
kunar province in on the pakistani border,
and when you see it, you just go okay. This is the worst shit I've ever fucking. Seen in my whole life. What did you say? You see bad like? Ok, you want to get into it. There's guts
coming out of cavities, there is hand
there's severed heads, there's like
the bodies are not even when they're, not human beings anymore, just it's like cow parts or some shit there's,
running the rivers there's, but more. That's at the dead people aren't so bad. It's the wound,
because these fuckers aren't going to walk again. They're gonna be shitting,
the bag.
You know the young kids, you know, and this is the other thing I say is like we're sitting here debating. Well my cove with my red wine. Or would you have a steak?
Would you have a glass of these fucking kids
they're, never going to be normal again and you see,
and by the way, I'm not I'm. Not I'm not saying you can't you can't pull
is the world and I'm not saying that there aren't bad people out there that have to be booked out.
What I am saying, if
do that, you better fucking, be cognizant of the fact,
that, when you're sending our best and our brightest in our fucking, nicest fucking kids out there that they're going to be
I'm home, with no legs,
is no arms and shooting out of a fucking bag and
yes, we realize that then we should
we're going to fucking having having seen that is a perspective that very
few people, not a lot of people in the military and the
people in the military are coming back and it fucks them up. So much
Cannot re enter into fucking society 'cause when you see that shit, it fucks
fucking wiring it. I think we're still operating under this. This.
Behavior pattern that was established before the kind of communication and
understanding that we enjoy now exists. That's exactly my point,
my point is our job is to
guess what you know
sitting here, saying: don't go to war, don't grow
we're sitting here saying this is what happens when you go to you see the guys, a lot of the guys in the MA
it came out of the
I met a kid that had been pronounced dead. I was multiple times I don't mean
this guy was trying. His friend was trying to explain to me the amount of times that this kid had been pronounced dead then brought back to life, and then he was it was unbelievable and the amount of courage that he had shown he apparently jump
the grenade, and it was. It was a
intense,
intense, intense conversation and all I could think of was this. Guy unquestionably was uh
hero from a Joseph Campbell story. You know I mean I mean he.
What what what's exhibited
in a true hero is beyond ideology. Yeah and politics
yeah influence and beyond special interest groups, and what he exhibited is the thing that we aspire to the most the person was: will
to literally sacrifice their own being for the health and the welfare of the whole. He
willing to dive on a grenade for the rest of his crew mean that's an incredible Lee.
Incredibly honorable human. Well, we have heroes. We have real straight up heroes
but the whole thing is: is you know what
I don't want to send our heroes or- or I don't think anyone in the world. That's not even I don't think anyone
works in their heroes to fight a war that isn't philosophically correct? It isn't back a ball very true, you know, and I think true heroes there were there were the real heroes should be guiding.
The rest of the heroes. We should figure out a way to make people who exactly understand what warfare, exactly the people who went and fought should be the
fucking voice voices that we hear about next time. We go and fight because they're, the fuckers that know what fucking time it is and guess what no one listens to them, and I
to tell you one thing about this. Podcast is whenever I say you know what I
and saw that it was, but the response
so I get from from.
People have been there. There, like exactly exactly- and I agree with you- one hundred percent- if we're going
to go to war than we should listen to our fucking veterans, because it is not fucking pretty and the people who who
the decisions to go to war are not the people that ever have to go fight. Those fucking there's the only people that are going to understand that reality that real
he is so extreme that it can be sort of justify
glamorized and glossed over in a fictional sense by people, have never
sperian sit under the threat of their own life expiring and that
the reality that those people have experienced that no one
who can make their decision from an air conditioned room with a custom design suit should ever be allowed to do
exactly the only people that are going to understand that reality or the people that have experienced that reality and as a whole as an organism that respects itself, it wants itself to evolve. We should all collectively get to
here and say this is completely unnecessary for what we're all looking
for and what we're all looking for his happiness and we can all compete in all of these needs to accomplish and conquer, can all be satisfied in a very ethical way like this idea
that we have to continue. The Genghis Khan way is nonsense, and if there is a war, the people who are making that decision
have to understand and have to talk to the people who have previously been there 'cause. If you
talk to anybody who's gone to Vietnam. If you talk to me
one who went to Fucking Korea during the korean war. If you talk to anybody from world,
or two
toward one Afghanistan, Iraq, Bosnia anywhere they'll, say: don't fucking do
yeah you're, not fucking fucking. Do it because it's fucking bad, it's really fucking, but now are there bad people there
car there. Bad fucking is up. There is North Korea fucking crazy,
we have to buck them down. Of course, you give
all colors, the N Korea needs the most hugs and anybody ever then
need, someone to take them and give him hugs and say: listen man! That's going down right now by the way we're going to be doing any day. Now what you're going to see? I'm telling you N Korea, if you listen to me please. I know this sounds crazy, but you've already accepted Dennis,
admin, so I know you're over the D. Listen, you know Kim Jong. Whatever your name is, Sir Love, God
I'll call you, God, listen his monkey tide on Twitter. Everybody knows everybody knows that you need a hug. Okay,
you know, I know we all know. Let's accept that you're, the the dominant of of your situation, but you shouldn't you because you would be way happier if you weren't it
be happier if you let all those people go would be way have
here, if you release all those political prisoners and slaves and whatever the fuck you've got going on there with your wacky laws and the people that were in prison because it
cry long enough after your dad died. If everybody was
get out and everybody said alright said everybody settled the fuck down. Let's vote on this shit, let's, let's be cool with each other, let's be nice to each other
and the dominant person, the dominant ideas, the most accepted ideology will pretty much always rise to the top,
exceptional people that can influence the groups as long as they're doing it in an ethical way, and as long as
truly trying to advance their culture, could
but they all need to have a certain amount of
of reality in their own head. A certain amount of humility in their own head and a certain amount
experiences with
Dark situations are bad moments in life or understanding of failure or psychedelic experiences or whatever the fuck it is, but I would say for the first time,
and maybe I'm being naive, but I would say for the first time in history because
of the
internet in the freedom of movement of information,
that you have this, this young, you know populations
huge massive global young population that
most obviously is causing change in. In you know, arab spring,
These countries, where Gaddafi was never going to fucking, leave
you know, Mubarak was never going to leave and four
forcing change in there.
Forcing change in Europe.
Forcing change run because young people are pissed off their unhappy there, the broke they don't have a lot of opportunities in there sitting there saying we're going to force change.
I think that that change is coming to Asia. Yes, and I
even that change, I think that
Just come is a global phenomenon,
World economic crisis has forced us to wake up.
There's a lot of young people out there and they're fucking pissed off and they're, going to fuck shit up and they're, either going to fuck shit up in a good way and by the way I think arab spring is a positive thing
was going to be an implosion in Europe.
Hasn't, already happened and we're just seeing the aftershocks
there's even shit happening here in America which, by the way I'm not a
because I like change, I like things to be sort of d stratified in very because I don't think America, if you look at right now, what's happening in Congress. I think America's political system, the Americas, the political system in a
Erica, is broken because you have Congress just fighting each other over things that are detrimental to what what's going on.
They all need mushrooms. They do they need mushrooms and well. I'm done it sounds like somebody needs to force them to say hey, you know they need a mushroom. You have to work together for the betterment of this country. The only way to do that is to take Ayahuasca, because what they're doing is they're working against each other and their you should not. Salvia divinorum is legal in thirty six states. Do it I'm reset it was. I'm resetting Friday get a motel six in a bong, and let's get this party started all you need as well as butane lighters. Some get a heated to a certain temperature change. You know anything about dolphins because I'm swimming with one Saturday and I can't stop it. Can I can I tell you something? Yes, I'm gonna tell you the truth, all right so
I went down to this dude's, which I'm not allowed
talk too much about, but I mean it's just say his name. Johnny forgot seas, island in Panama.
And I was on and get me. I was on the on a boat and
went to a super pod
you know. Have you ever heard I've heard of recently right? I was on a super pot with three thousand dolphins right. Three thousand dollar, three thousand
three thousand dollars, but that in Mexico reason origin I saw on Craigslist easy. So what happened is they gave me in order see Bob is so,
James bond
like a little. It was a blowjob, so little trap, it's a little jet engine that you can keep up with them. 'cause they. Don't they don't like you if you can't keep up with them seriously. Well, they need to fuck and get over that shit. You cancer, judgmental pictures, so I had to see Bob you born with that Finn, or is that some shit you learn? I was going on my see Bob and I was going with the super pod. There's three just as well
I got shit on
because they should a lot. I got
Istan I got come on. I saw
a baby dolphin being born? There was originally stop right there, which one of those got you the most hard.
No! I I gotta tell you what happened so crushed, so I was on the see Bob thing and then event
because the see Bob and ran random batteries I was holding on to the side of the boat. With my thing, snorkel mask.
And that's when all the shooting in the pissing in the coming out, like whites, but because they're all all the time, yeah that's right. Can you run save my back for that yeah? They just are they if they, the nation appears with his and and
and in a super pod there's just all this matter all
these kinds of like bits, bits of shit, shit and consider going on yet just everywhere they just company, and so this was me. This was me being shit. Piston come on, I was just going. Did I was
at all. Yes, I was trying to talk to them through my snorkel 'cause it
they come close to you. Do they come? They come straight up to you and in fact I don't know what you're saying, though, what if I had a so let me tap out joy division on you to be like, like these videos of all the meeting, because I've learned been training for like two weeks, but I can't there was a radio band comes, so you want to know that I'm so kind of straight up, two yellow come like that within two inches. There check you out
they like to give you the eyeball. They want to check it. These were spinners and spinners are the most right right. It's like it's like cream yeah. I would dish that I talk to it often, but I socked him into it. I saw a little more in the
Superpod, then
and by the way I came out of that the and out of it I came out of the water covered covered in shit
from dollar and I've got to say, I've got it. No, no! I gotta say it was fucking awesome
it was fucking because because, because you're in the middle of
you're in the middle of like they're, doing
some crazy shit in their society. You don't understand what the fuck it is. They're. All talking to each other they're all talking to each other. What is it sound like, there's like
you can get right now? I just wanted to say they did you want yeah the other store? How may Connie Johnson they can talk to? How many dolphins are there in this
Your father is over three thousand, oh, my god. Ok, this is the three thousand dollars, and this is just a wild fuck fest, that's exactly right! So
down there. You, you scuba helmet on and all have ownership of, see Bob and you know
It's, basically just you and a wet suit right, no wet suit,
right. No, there's union
you have a little engine that you push on the button like this is like a tiny engine to keep you. You can't swim. In fact they consume prices for, but they do this. The reason why they're called
spinners. Is they do this thing where they're having sexual with and they spin up into the water? So you see, like hundreds of dolphins, spinning up here,
when you go down into the water there's thousands of the dolphins like like like fucking and like having babies and shitting and pissing, and everything and they're just
they're like actually just hanging out there came along and stole all the tilapia. I bet that shit was a party and a half I'll. Tell you what that's exactly what it is to lapis but tuna.
Tuna, whatever how long ago were being dolphins have been the same state for a million plus years? Is that correct yeah? And that's the interesting thing about it? They have language, they have social norms, they have all their stuff, they have names names for each other. All this shit there, sorry
The cortex is forty percent larger than human being. The hottest often is the actually the paint. Often it's the rarest once and that's like. That's like that's not exactly with the big. That's actually there's only yeah dolphins got some big as well as that is. Is that a saltwater or freshwater dolphins, I think Frank, is or is it all right, yeah that of course, the other, because that they have the biggest aspect is on these dogs? That's what I will say I will say I will say spinners on my project
spinners. It would also extensively ninety pound free I've never been never been happy until I was accepted by the spinner people never been happy as human. I finally have found out why she ever watch Saturday night live where you run and feta means
so, I'm doing a show. I'm doing this Saturday. You know that right Saturday, I'm swing with the dollar. I will say it's fucking awesome explain what you're doing with it is fucking awesome, it's they're, putting me in what this guy has this like pool
but the sizes year pool it's like regular, smooth, regular swimming pool, but yeah, it's like four dolphin, said just shoves in there and you just pretty much of swim, dead, pool, yeah and he's like this yoga music on and you just fucking swim, naked or back pool. How long are these dolphins been this pool? I don't know, I don't know how this is some sort of porn? No, no! It's not! I don't think it support. I really don't think it's point so they get horny. You know that I know very many winning winning winning. Where are you going
San, Diego super weird and it's got a pool- is not like somebody's backyard. He's going to give me his address when I get there. Oh, my god, do you getting raped, hold on hold on hold on? Don't do that sounds funny? You need to talk to my lawyer. What
Dylan, are you out of your mind. Listen! Oh I've watched. He sent me video lengths. I've watched it through where people at home going how fucking big is Rogans pool it is,
totally normal backyard pool. I don't have a crazy cool at all. It seems a lot is smaller than it should be honest. It's a regular pool! If anybody has four dolphins in my pool you're an asshole, you don't need to congregate with those type of humans. I will say this: I have. I have some proclivities to play cards
and I went to Atlantis to play some cards and I swam with the dolphins.
In Atlantis you know you swim with them
in time there nice, dolphins, everybody is nice, but
I gotta tell you one thing: when you go out when their wild mother fuckers in the pods there, they could fuck you up. They could
Will you bite you fuck you up in the second, and you know what they want to do. They want to play with you. They want to talk to you. They want to fuck in to hang out with you, and then you realize these are nice, nice dolphin. The sharks will fuck you up there. Sharks will get
they're looking for meat there looking there well, there's a clean up crew, but they don't feel by the dolphins brother. We dolphins, eat meat, dolphins, eat meat, the same sharks too, and dolphins will fuck a shark up, but the dolphins for some fucking reason
they have this weird affinity with humans. They won't kill you, they won't eat you, they will fuck you up. They'll save the sailors always trying to fucking, don't have it together either
I often I don't know because I'll tell you one thing: I've
I swam around sharks and I was shit scared and when I was swimming around dolphins I was
you know why 'cause they know if we were very polite. Very nice there, like fucking, massage parlors, are nice settled down bitches. They don't have thumbs and they know we have guns, it's that simple. They don't have thumbs and they know we have guns. They're not stupid.
What's going on here is that they realized that evolution has blessed them with the ability to move through their waters as if they were flying through the
fucking sky like superheroes, and they don't
to breathe for minutes at a time they can always get to the surface and less some crafty, japanese dudes have manufactured some sort of a netting that
apps him in the one. I just like to say things have gotten really you're, not weird at all: don't stop until the end of the tractable. It's a life and death struggle and the reason why dolphins are is ruthless as they are, is because life demands that, at the top of
pyramid of fucking, craziness you're a bit weirded out by dolphins, and no is it where we're gonna like it is American Caesar is building up. I don't know this is a bit that all friends and single about something we figured it out, dolphins and simple, but about being there was a dolphin that became a werewolf yeah. What about all that? What about syphilis, you being rude, you being rude by eliminating a lot of my fears, trying to categorize me in some sort of a normal meathead, something so why don't we do podcasts? I think I think also, I think, also incapable. I think also my question. A food versus booze has been answered. Thank you very much. You're right, I haven't had to take a cardboard sandwich with a good pause and I'll be fine. I have not tasted have you ate yet. Today I've eaten several times, my god I haven't yet I'm ready to kill a buffalo bitch.
To go to Aubrey's hunting Stamp acrylic buffalo yeah need a lot of red meat man. It's very important imperative to keep my fucking. I thought there red meat was the inflammatory shit. Not sense at the real issue is the highest thing of cholesterol. Is the real issue? Is Brian
What is that word ham? Training, hey, I have to worry about. You know you're, getting a little word, fart
Raz FAT Bitch battle ropes re?
feel inflammation as far as animal tissue there's a lot of it. That's been correlated to cows, eating corn,
My problem is I never I love it to eat. I love eating food. I love drinking here's. The problem with corn FED beef God Damn Delicious, ok, a rib eye, a solid with a favor mesquite charcoal. You were talking. You were talking about when you first saw bison you're like I saw your Chernobyl shit. I said the fur
Rogan Podcast ever heard was
you know how much fucking it takes to make a skirt steak.
Steak is strips that you were talking about Strip steak, but maybe was
the board members somebody you were talking about a strip steak and you were saying this fucking steak and they take it out of the whole cow, and this is a fucking thing and you put it on the God. Damn
barbecue and whatever, and I was
sitting there and I was like why the fuck is
need talking about a porterhouse, because the porterhouse
as the Strip and the and the filet is you don't want you to vote with the bone, so it's got the best of both worlds. It's like a my right arm has to both it's got the it's got the filet and he's not and the fund from handle and the boat. So anyways, the
first podcast ever heard was talking about.
Steak and that's when I film wasn't Anthony all you found a lot, not sweet, I'm glad we're it's a bitch,
I don't know how this feels like the marathon like what our dog, I don't know what I think, what I meant for Dane who's on the first guys was like. I hope this guy likes me, wood, sock
If I I awesome, I love him. I love his shows. I love what what he's done is off yes, well, who he is he's, so he's so honest about his intentions, and but I got you could take food
and fucking make it into what he did. Listen. Let me tell you something about how committed Anthony is to food. He takes this drug so that he can still eat
pork, he takes some sort of was Lipitor whatever the fuck. It is some anti. They literally said to him. You must change your diet. You traveling all over the world you eating, because he's got too much: cholesterol, exactly cholesterol, field, fatty food,
red wine red wine make decide. You have to make a decision, it's either lipitor or it's it's no
fatty foods. You either take this, which takes deliberately takes to dry up fuck. He doesn't give up uh things like he's like. I want the Porsche yeah. Well, pork, my guess! Well, port 'cause! If you go
any country
generally sucks America, the beef is fantastic, but generally it sucks cuz beef is is if you needs a lot of. You know. Grass and lot of food and or water, so beef and most countries as shit, but pork like when you have
from one third world country or or you yardbirds, the best
like a yard, but I call those like
that lives in the yard. Pigeon, no chicken,
Let's say you go to Jamaica right right, they have a yardbird, they just go out and kill it, they take it and they cover it in Chile and they barbecue the fuck out of it not jerk. Everyone always talk to a jerk. Chicken is fucking barbecue chicken in Jamaica and it's the best fucking thing ever
because this is Yardbird, just been eating the fucking shit. Whatever same thing,
you, go anywhere else just yeah. Well, you can people don't realize that, like you can take like your scraps of your table scraps the same thing with pork yeah. If you had a bunch of chickens, you can throw them in the backyard and they can like live very well. I order apps yardbirds and the most delicious mother fuckers. You ever have in your fucking life, what we
here's some produce
genetically modified bullshit, but if you ever have a yardbird just from anywhere like just rotisserie, later put
on a grill. Do another fucking, it's the best. You know
sit there, you go what the fuck am I eating. This is the best thing ever. Let me ask you this because I have I have two inclinations and one inclination is to be in the woods on the top.
The mountain right, the well an
dancing nature and the other inclination is to be in the hive to be
inside a building in Manhattan on twenty
the mobile world all street in, for the May, I think, of on the mountain guide, the ball yeah. Yes, and no, it's like. I don't know what will where's the gravity coming.
From. Is it coming from the masses of humanity who, although in perfect at the moment,
it might be trying harder to work shit
or is it from this sort of reluctant agreement that the earth is much more powerful than
culture at this point time, it's better just isolate yourself from all these idiots who haven't gotten the information yet and get your own water from a hole in the ground. I think you know again and that this may be the queen
sensor question of the modern age? You're urine bowl spot
yeah 'cause you're in a guy live in Manhattan. You have children so you're on that next level of sensitive, but also I spend the majority of my time out there in the shit, and I
I'll tell you this when you
actually have something like, for example, like you said: if you kill a deer and you cook that on an open fire,
nothing tastes better than that you're right. However, the thing is
this might be my paranoia. You got your sinkhole senior where wolves my
what I think is happening is there's there's a global restructuring happening. Yeah there is,
There is a global restructuring happening that people are seeing their calling the greatest recession since the depression there deserves,
well. This is this, and this is that, I think,
is the new normal. So, to be
honest- and I'm not necessarily proud of this,
what I love about New York City is icon,
going feel like Nero's. Rome is burning,
because I believe New York City is the greatest city in the world. I believe it's capital of the world, culturally and economically and politically for that matter and
you know when you go out in New York City, you know it has.
The best restaurants in the world has the best nightlife in the world has the best the best I believe it best the best everything world. I'm a huge fan
New York City, I'm not from New York City. Here's the problem, I'm going to New York, so I say wrong: well, it does, and so you can fuck up. But what I will say what I will say is when you, when you go out in New York City right Now-
now today in and
be Shanghai in ten years whatever. But today, New York is the global capital,
and you can go out in New York City- and you can like me- come as a penniless immigrant and become a fuckin rich
mother fucker, you can go out and have the greatest food and by the way that food can be like a dollar spring,
the vietnamese place or the best steak at Peter or whatever the fuck it is
are Peter New York will give you everything? New York has everything it's fant
mastic goddamnit are moving in New York, but I uh
pack your bags, but we got Blue Cross blue shield, but chinese with us, but where? Where are we going? Where are we going underground to a bunker with crocodiles? Where are we going is an where do
I feel the happiest is. I feel the happy
stout in nature. I feel the happiest at sea. I feel the happiest in the forest.
Villa happy is grilling meat over a grill. You know all the.
Bring Manhattan but before, but what I will tell you is: I don't believe that the sort
of roman bacchanalian craziness. That is New York today,
going to be around that much longer moment: Bacchanalian well, Rome
In like the end of Rome, the roman empire and Bacchanalian back is the sort of the God of wine and drink and partying. How obscure your references?
so it's not no! It's like Shel Silverstein Times, Tucacas, God of booze. You know about these people. I read books bitch. I understand this bacchanalian. It means Boosie. I've been three times are
podcast at the mag safe electrical cord connecting to my laptop
dropped off. Through my flailing hand, that means it's a good, and
dude you have a battery last three hours, you don't have to work? No, no! No! I'm upset with apple. Why that change this! It's one hundred percent change, how they change their charges. All the time stop playing game noise! Ok right now, I'm! Finally, at forty five years of age am a part of an actual company that sells things and one of things that I realize is you can decide to make more money. Fucks. Are you peeing? No, no, but hey ICE T ice T the rap.
Now you want it. Yeah yeah, you meant to say we never came up with all of no of guardian off guard yeah just keep the camera off a man as he meditates into a trance, a trash yeah. I mean it's not going on a transcendental meditation point where he understands the point of use. Any is in
right now does not represent where he will be in infinity. Is it if
He is in fact a soul and if a soul transgresses from one point
in history to another
over and over and over until you get it right now. This sounds like hippy bullshit, but do you understand that Helio Gracie Beli
Even this Helio Gracie says something once if you don't know who he is his real name is in Helio Gracie. I say that for all you white people who don't understand how brazilian people pronounce things, but they pronounce
the for whatever reason he'll?
E Gracie Helio was pronounced, Helio Gracie, that's how the porch
he's in Brazil use that that word, Helio Gracie
He said something once and he's the guy who
trained Hicks,
Gracie and hoist Gracie the original winner of the UFC
One and UFC two I mean voice gray.
He changed the entire face of
Marshall. Wasn't he the dude, who also said I'll, take on all comers all weight classes and will
will pay ten or one hundred grand or whatever is the number changes, but he said
I'll take on any fighter anyway, class and I'll fight? Not only did a LEO Gracie do this. He did this when he was one hundred and forty plus pounds. He was like
one hundred and forty five. He developed a method of using leverage and using techniques.
Submit guys that were much much much larger than you. Ok, he trained who trained hoyes he.
Trained some of the most influential martial artists in the history of the world.
One of the things he said hold on us again. One of the things he said is that you live this life. An if you make even one mistake and you live this life incorrectly, you will return and you will do it all over again until you get it right.
That sounds crazy. I heard about that. I was like oh you, mother Fucker, why you put on that bullshit on main there's, no way anybody's ever going to live this life perfectly and get it, and then I thought, if any.
Nobody knows if any.
He understands the path of man in its truest form without without hyperbole, without.
Directing other peoples insecurities back on different folks to
alleviate the pressure, the pressure. If reality, if anybody's going to understand what the fuck is really going on, it's going to be one hundred and forty five pound man
Who's willing to take on the greatest fighters any
any fighter any fighter any style anyway, any or any fucking wait. That's insane come of broke his arm with a Kimora. It's a shoulder! Lock, it
the catch wrestling guys called a double restaurant, a double wrist lock, but this technique became known as a camorra. He broke his arm, Ilia wouldn't tap out.
Let him break his arm. Did you ever see the thing I did? I went down to Sao Paulo and Rio and
you know what the Gracies and hung out with the fighters down there in the valley Tudo guys they are the fucking toughest dudes in the fucking world,
did the valley Tudo guys are fucking now
a crazy way to live now. They're, all fighting me they're, all fighting UFC. Well, they do
that now because they realize this prosperity yeah they can, they can get out of the of of the if the balance, but they are the toughest mother alive. Yes, what the one of the most beautiful things about what Elio said would really grace. He said when he said that he will
Like that, he literally had sort of figured out a way to test who you are and test what you could figure out and test what you could do and he truly
believed in these most extreme of circumstances, literally fighting these much larger, much
stronger man and letting them break his arms. He believe that if you live this life, that you must do it correctly and if you did anything wrong anything contrary to your sp.
Period contrary to the the soul or the collective idea of humanity as whole being of the utmost importance. So you
who the one who is tested must represent humanity,
and in that saying that, if you made any mistakes, you would do it again. I was
scared when
when I read that I was like that, might be the one of the most frightening things I've ever read by life 'cause, he might be right,
Thank you I in his battles, literally
almost to the death
fight with anybody. The modern day commit a blood sport. Does a small man exactly and he kicked the fuck out of every day. I weigh one hundred and ninety pounds. That means this guy. He was one hundred and forty
They could take anybody and he would take anybody on pounds more than me. That's less than me, that's an insane amount of weight and this guy would take- and I wouldn't take on anybody in the world. He would take on big giant people and throwing himself into the fire. He had an understanding of human life and of Hugh
nature and he he sort of in
anyway related that can I can I give a shadow, and can I tell you one story: are you giving a shower yeah you, a black guy or a white rapper. Can I give is happening here? I would like to give a shout out to one guy who I met easy guide.
Matt Ruskin right
and he was in the Marines in Iraq
and they had these fight clubs in here in Iraq, and they would do the Marines and the were there for like force recon these. These are tough mother, and he,
is doing this. They had these fight clubs and they would fight fuck out of it, and he
He is like two hundred pounds and he would fight guys were two hundred and fifty he would fly geyser one hundred and fifty he was fighting, beat them all and he came
back and he started doing MMA started finding me and he hooked up
this guy one of the
Macy's and- and you taught him brazilian Jujitsu, who of which
who is, I believe, five time World champion
The Gracie,
is fucking amazing, amazing, Guy Gracie,
Donna Brazile.
What weight is here I compete at heavyweight? Have
he was heavy, was five time world brazilian Jujitsu champion Ann
and will will Hodges not quite heavy? We he he competes in MMA at one eighty five, I I don't the fights in the morning while he was he was he's a brazilian Jujitsu champion five times, okay global champion anyway, Matt Ruskin,
hook me up with this guy went down to remember his name at all, see
Gracie, that's a prominent god, but but easier is a big big heavy weight. Heavy weight, yeah yeah, really crazy, yeah. I I went down if you can look it up. I went down with them on. You know shout out to echo.
Shout out to Heavyweight Gracie anyway, but I gotta say this: Matt Rusk in the Marine fought in Iraq came back, started
fighting with Gracie's took me down. There show me what the fuck is going on
I've got to say the.
I learned the story of the Gracie's from the Gracie's when I
was down there and that's
story of you know
brazilian jujitsu and him sort
taking on all comers with
bounty. You know like if you can beat me,
When I heard it was one million bucks, but I think it was actually more like one hundred grand what years is. This is
like the seventies and eighties. This is
like the valley to Dotimes Heavyweight Gracie,
no no now than did the Gracie that brought me down, so I'm going to call us, and we had a gal- is great. No whole hollers. Grace is very famous, but well Hollis the the Son of holes right. It's
I'm gonna get a shit for doing that. Well, well, think about it he's a real good. Looking guy, he was a model real,
looking guy pics and
fictions the most of all time. In the greatest of all, this guy was actually a model in Brazil
hey, Brian and Matt Rusk in if you can, if you could tweet me is name outside any, was a model yeah model Anna great somebody lied to you and get your pain, which is that structure at Sears and five time globally or jujitsu champion. We are now in a swamp of dis information. It's true! No Wikipedia! If someone could tweet us right now problem, we don't have a great young over here. Let me tell you something: I'm going to look at my phone, I'm not I'm not mad! Rusk in email me, his name, I'm sure Matt Brusque in he's probably got a good gator, Hola Mami and Anna Khana choke orbiting earth right now,
hey Victor good Half guard. He shaves. This guy was more of a jujitsu straight up. Let me explain something: first, no bullshit I've been doing
it's, it's it's one thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight and I've never heard of a Gracie
he seems like a Vicky's is a heavyweight, is a heavyweight who won were
old jitsu
in ship. I understand: okay,
CALL Hollis Gracie in MMA who was he beat Bob Sapp? I think he's he fought in the UFC once he lauste, but I think it was more of a case of when
when a guy a media Lee gets thrown into the UFC, there's a thing that happens, calls on it the call the adrenaline dump, where you get in front of
the big cameras and you think about the hoist Gracie Fights of nineteen. Ninety three and you panic. It's like the overwhelming input of the
The moment is too much man. How are you.
I'm here with Joe Rogan we're talking about the Gracies we talked and I'm saying who's Gracie Daniel Gracie. That's well Daniel Daniel Gracie World. You just you champion how many times three times.
Yeah so he's a global Jitsu champion
Daniel Gracie, you I'm going to put you on the Rogan hold on a second target.
By the way Matt Ruskins, fucking, awesome, dude and that hey what's going on man how's everything. Can you
What's up Matt
How do you know powerful Shane Smith from vice dot? Com, Shane Smith, walked into a fucking generally used to work at.
How rude first of all, how road, how 'bout, how 'bout hey settle down. First of all, how 'bout you tell him first and foremost, that you love him. You don't have to go right into your you're, a fat fuck and you're going to die.
He knows how much you love him. You say that what is that to do alleviate the only issue, though we love it, we love it. So, no gay stuff! This is a late night podcast there's a lot of dudes that are listed in this in the shower. Sorry keep going Matt alright, so he knows how much I love you don't go. Let him know gay stuff bro where this is late night, so we just became friends after that, and I did some work with the device before before flight landing. At this whole thing with me, when I was training for one of my fights,
that Defense Thomas around with me for while, but we went tell him about when we went down with Daniel Gracia,
went Daniel Gracie, the with
Here's the thing about Daniel Gracie Daniel.
She is a very, very, very tired.
Brazilian jujitsu fighter, but his real last name, I don't believe, was initially Gracie. I think he sort of
his hands his cousin yeah and I think his
is mom's name was crazy, but his dad's name in his birth name was not Gracie right. No, his birthday, yeah
I I believe this is what I believe, I believe, he's a very talented fighter, but I believe this whole idea of connecting yourself to the word Gracie is.
It is ultimately very self defeating, and
the guy does that. I almost want to pull him aside if it would have Daniel you're a bad mother Fuker, whatever the fuck, your last name. Is it doesn't matter? You know, you know,
get your your head wrapped around the fact that that's all boo
Gracie is a great name, but
it's two thousand and thirteen and when he was competing, eight nine, ten, whatever the fuck, it was two thousand
doesn't matter what matters is how good you are and adopting the name. Gracie almost makes people think like
oh well, this guys trying to get a little extra attention for for no reason the world Champ
ships in the World championship, so you either Mount
guy would take his back. You tap them whatever you do. You either do or you don't do, and it doesn't matter if your name is Marcelo Garcia who's on bill
believe Aebli, respected me MAR
Garcia is the top of the pyramid when it comes to
he introduced to in the world today, in twenty thirteen or Gracie, it doesn't matter
so whatever his name was. What was I real? The family name is Ozzy error or call,
Matt, how many times you been in your life? Don't lie to me: have you
hi in your life? No
within ten? Is it more than ten? Yes, okay,
so we could probably go camping together. How many times you eating pot, brownies and thought about chicks. You fingered, when you were fourteen, you were really upset, like Kira Gate, Gracie more than ten
that's. Why I love talking to you Matt see,
keep it together Matt, but there was a few guys that did that the Gracie thing,
where they use the word. What I'm going to say is Daniel Gracie. Whatever you want to call when I'm going to say is a bad mother fucker, but by the way he took us around Brazil, he took us to the valley to do gyms. He took us to the gyms. He took us with Matt and I gotta say it was
fuckin. I gotta say you see a different level of shit down there than you will see any well. They did these guys train like motherfuckers. Do you hear this map and do you agree with this go you know I was in the record rack you know, for we walked into
Chevelle and we were in the complexity all in now, which is at the time, was like the worst of the worst and we had to go. Ask the boss if we could come in their film, so the boss again, no problem, just don't film, the kids with a gun,
and what we take a
turn down the street Ann.
He was just wore the wall. Fourteen year olds, fifteen year olds, with like military great weapons, I mean you gotta picture the look. It was like board shorts, flip flops. You know, like a nineteen. Eighty nine Luther Campbell, like gold rope chain with a medallion, you know mount the Mount side to side
goat, cheese, fucking. You know collapsible stock M forward in a car grenade launcher the whole night. I mean these kids were armed to the fucking teeth and
everyone that we went down. There was just looking around like holy shit.
Listen man, you never end
story by saying like holy shit,
but I was with my was very good story I was with. However, you leave us today, I'm going to say this. I could give us the respect of a v end. I was I was with Matt on that and there was there was fourteen year old kids
probably would drive from one of the
don't lie to me. Matt say yes, yes, okay,
listen bro. I feel what you're saying and I was only fucking around. I was feeling so dead. Space we're trying to re calibrate are
reality do to your circumstances and your story being paradigm shifting.
That's that fucking! Listen. I want to tell you about.
Man, I'm giving you a shout out. I love you.
Guy fucking is an awesome guy Ex Marine and a fighter. I love you Matt,
I'm very sorry to get dragged into a podcast. It was
just a phone call for you and all the sudden, Shane Smith, talking about some crazy shit and you like
damn it. I gotta
now the truth 'cause, I'm Matt, but Daniel Ruskin. I don't give a fuck, but Daniel Gracie is a bad ass mother. Yes, unquestionably
was his real name Matt. What's that
Daniel Gracie, what is his real name? Name
name is at Sierra or similar is one. Do I know I know,
my complete, by the way I want to, let everybody know, is no judgment involved net whatsoever. I completely understand why someone who espeche
he was in a situation where they were very talented guy and they were trying to maximize the sort of this
read of their name as far as possible in the word Gracie, because of Hoyt
and because of in and what they would be accomplished in UFC one. It was one
the most important moments in the history of martial arts would you agree Matt, it's it's for people who don't
I know the history of it or weren't there when it's happening as martial artists, it was one of the most important moments ever is like all of a sudden. We found out what really works right but and
those guys that name
that Gracie name
that shits, like Q tips
or kleenex, you know
synonymous. I don't give a fuck about your tissues. If you have tissues and made by Kraft, MAC,
honey and cheese, if the right next to Kleenex, I'm taking the Kleenex okay 'cause, they amen,
as does the NFL they
dominate as well.
You know I'm saying Mass Jesus Christ back me up. I got to tell you, I think, the name by hands on one hundred percent. Thank you Matt. Thank you. In what way
Like Daniel Daniel was a you know why
do you know? Why
do you know why.
'cause you're, smart, mother, 'cause, they're, smart mother, and they know how to make that paper. Son
Matt, don't don't freeze up on me now we're in the deep '
Into the pool map and we're not close to the lip, hang in there did you
right.
Are you with me buddy,
I'm sorry, listen! Matt! I need to apologize to you as a human being you didn't know what the
what's going on here. You get dragged into this conversation. Shane's missed calls you it's. Where do you live, sir? Don't tell me EAST Coast,
West Coast or mountain time.
What I'm, what I'm trying to say is Matt is an awesome dude. Do you hear this map now what you say
He said, Matt is Shane. Smith just said: Matt is an awesome dude.
And then your grace is an awesome. Daniel grace is awesome boots and what an what they showed me was off credit. Any of that we're not trying to discredit
any that Matt. You understand this correct.
So you shot. No, not yet three minutes, listen! What's important! Matt is you understand that I
next in Adorjan, Gracie and anybody gets in there. I just think that, if I could be
in there when hens. Oh,
and all those other guys are trying to talk Daniel into using the last name Gracie. So, let's think this shit through
Vanderlei Silva did pretty good with the name Silva. Ok, okay, okay, going to be fine! We don't need Gracie.
Are you crazy? Is your name pencil he dares Hanzo? Do you support this Daniel character? Yet what the fuck?
differences make what noise you make with your mouth or represents his last name? We cool Jesus Christ for the grey
good of humanity, the world. How about we forget about Imperio
dictatorships in names that dominates
search history? If you only want.
Did you know eating marijuana is different if you aim at
Matt Matt,
I'm sorry dude
this is so tell Matt you love him. I love you Matt, I'm so sad that I dragged you into this and even though I did it with no malice,
at one hundred percent, mattress, congest batrus skin. I didn't do this to be mean. I just did this because
that's my nature,
I am, the scorpion! You are the frog this. How should goes down. I didn't mean to do this. Matt Ruskin is a beautiful, a mat rest. We do we do my podcast, I would be happy to
sir I'd be honored. If you would do my podcast, when we will you do with chain, I would definitely do
that happens have just opened up
hot tub in San Diego with dog. Stop it no dolphins and no shaman.
I think experiment with a dolphin Matt yeah.
Just tell him, you love him. Matt.
Have you ever watched the rodeo and felt sorry for the bulls. Would that nothing? Listen! Matt,
I love the fuck idea, even though we've never met
a good man. If Shane Smith says you're a good man you're a good man. Do you feel me alright? Let's
okay, Jihad,
hey you can give us out to mountain grip. You can crank out a girl, I'm sorry and green mountain grills are bad yeah, Matt Raskin, and then you raise your great because you could. I just want to give your settlement. I just had my first cook. I was one of the most the least entertaining. No, that was better with it. Did that broke my face that that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. My face hurts judge Mark
tomorrow you're going to look at that video and you're going to be like listen, I just type Daniel Crazy into Wikipedia, I don't even remember doing it, but that
you crack correct me about that. Huh bad mother, though,
Roger Hadji Gracie, one of the most races full stop or bad ass mother fucker, yeah hotter, is fighting in the UFC. I believe
I want to is fighting TIM Kennedy, but I I'm not it up.
What do you left? You know what I
drag this guy. I met him online. You know. Can I can I say one thing: can I say one thing: yes, sir: I'm pissed off because I saw
Because I follow you on Twitter, you fucker, yes and,
and somebody was tweeting their shoes
they made with your design. Yes,
and I don't have those you know they well, they they asked and then a year old, that's Joe who does the counter for death squad dot tv. She, if I don't get a fair enough? No, I don't get shoes with that design that I can wear every day well and then I'm,
to be pissed off before you request this shoes understand that Brian is in the middle of number. Three.
But that's like passing okay, saying I pissing on your that's what what what he's about listen! I know I don't even know what that means. Stop, listen vision! Noises come in panic right now, he's on cat number three he was he's. I guess what cabin number one who
originally was my favorite. That's the one over your right, shoulder Derek, does desk watch and but then, once I fell in love with the Wendy's cat and the second cat is my fave,
Can I say one thing
Tom Ford is
making money off of doing these baroque slippers or with like baroque gold things and I'm saying hold on was broke.
Get you know tapestry harder hearing that words. I know tapestries from the 17th century, he's taken tapestries, making slippers out of them sound for one thousand dollars.
I want a red fucking man fucking
to that I saw on Twitter and, and the fact Joe shows you the fact that I don't have those too I love the shoes may well he's working. I want to wear those when I go to the academy awards, although I mean that's the to do this. I know it's the right thing. We got a no Tammy awards. Okay, okay, did you know some of the deaths, the death star? That's when that I wanted that one on and our. If I don't get a pair of those shoes on campus. Okay, we need new shoes. We need like one of the letters I slippers that he
is designed and made. Otherwise, I'm pissed, listen. Brian does not have any time to design and make slipper he does, but, as I see them on Brian, I am working there for us to do what a decade now two thousand three dodge by that those are bad. I see bad out. Hello goes either way. I want them, but I wanted more plus no doubt about it, made out of sort of how how long we've been working together for ten years.
This is the most important thing with Brian you.
Can't tell Brian which do you can let Brian I want go to pressure on a you, can tell them lucky at least a couple of days a week. You have to show up and do this
other than that, you got to leave me alone. I was the only way these hypnotic cats get discovered. I will fight what that if you live in a cubicle and you're panicking taking adderall all day to get through your work load, I will fight always Gracie. If I can have a pair of those days that you say that, but no I made those two. No one is ever gotten you into a proper rear, naked choke. If you
if you, if you, if you choke Maine, if you choke me, you would win in.
Three nine three point two seconds on, but I would I would be wearing the shoes. So that's what I nation, where you'd win, I'm giving about. I I can see, but I
not the shoes
even know how we got to this. Can I don't know what I'm telling you we've gotten off? Try it expects the kids on his way by the way fucked
your shoes are amazing. Your designs are made. I know I said this last time. This is what I'm trying to say is last time your fucking designs are good. I want those fucking shoes. I understand what your sample will you need to understand is the next cat is going to be on the next level. No, why you bring the pressure on me getting me looking at the other cats seem like fuck those slippers that squad.
Sue, I'm fucking want chocolate filled twinkies when not fucking around
dear hillbilly, by the way your fucking spying, his bulging you're eating a fucking twinkie, I'm allowed to have some fucking shoes and old Twinkie show stop chocolate. Don't even make that or not like that shit. You have put in your tire when you want to fix a flat expired cockroaches, cockroaches and twinkies are the only things that will survive the apocalypse and you're you're getting ready, you're, getting ready your fucking getting your twinkies ready, but I want my shoes ready as the fucking bomb goes off. I'm gonna be looking good for anyone right now collecting their thoughts and gathering their finances on their way to the bank on their way to financing their very first yoga studio. I want you to know
I know this this. This podcast
represent how you feel right now, when you're, when you're
you're in that train and you're thinking yourself, as you make the connection to the boss on your way to work. I don't want to be that guy.
I don't want to be at a control worrying about asteroids within intestinal virus. Is it looked like fucking aliens grown inside by ship tracked
umm. How old? How old is this help me this one? This helps me the squad makes on again because it sounds all of because we need all of the information about all of the possible realities of all of the human beings existing in this
temporary state that we, both
exist in that you all three of us right now. This two thousand, can I say one thing
Joe Rogan.
Taekwondo motherfucker
the voice of the MMA,
how drunk are you dear factor, fear factor, fear factor and and and and and fashion, fucking mogul, because unless I get those God Damn fucking shoes,
there's going to be things going to be how we're going to get those shoes and we're going to find this gal. Who made those shoes, you know we're going to ask her: ask jail Himitsu that girl yeah, see.
So about my super fan, I will see
Ok, I will say one last thing: 'cause I just podcast has been going on for eight hundred hours, but I will say this. I will say this: how about Fucking Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan, shut up between fear factor, an UFC Shit and all your other shit, but the fucking
our cast that you do and by the way, I'm sitting here in a room with seven hundred cameras that red band the set up, I'm sitting here doing the doing park. As with you, the for
that you do these podcasts and you out these bar casting these bucket. I've got to say I fucking
send it to you. My friend I fucking handed to you this all made
hey how about this? How about eyes? You would also be oh how about this? You gotta take it, you got it if I say you're fucking awesome you have to fucking take, I understand sweetie pie, but here's the problem with that. You can never believe you. If you start talking to me in these craziest
relatives and tell me how awesome I am like this guys, basically full of shit, I'm going to tell you the truth: I'm gonna leave it lock it up and throw it in a dark place. I'm inactive, you're mine now see. Now this is going to be seeing you in the back alley, but I'm going to tell you the truth. Is you do
have to do do this, but fucking you, you don't have to fucking here and and deal with heads like me, but I,
to you watch when you're wrong, sir, because that affect their money comes at a price, mental or damn panaf. Us us us talking about this shit is
because you paid for this room with all the cat in the dock. A microphone did not pay for this from this is mostly Brian's. The only thing I I paid for with it by the camp, the the.
Look at my I MAC. Well, I think that Iraq, I want the money. Thank you yeah, yes, and I give kudos to you and if you don't take it, then I'm gonna put
this pen up your okay. This is that we would normally. I would say thank you very much, but this. Why? Why? Why do I get if no? No? No? No, no, no! No! No! No! No! I'm in- and you know you you're absolutely allowed to, but I have to tell you that in this particular situation since we're at the ice house, this
ninety nine percent Brian's work, which I give him kudos well, I'm trying to fucking buy fucking
where offer me won't give it well, no, no selling. No, I did knowing that footwork. What I'm saying is that, although he's
I get very strange strange situation. Brian and I have
friends and employees, and I try to distance myself from the employee aspect as much as possible, but
really created this whole room. He decorated it he's a smart motherfucker. Our friend Brendan gave us
rancher Brandon gave us that picture. I asked him to put that up and that's it other than that. It's just
some brands. We don't have to do these podcasts and that and the fact that the fact that he's not because of the fact you have Anthony Bourdain and you divide- you have means of that. You have all these people are. That is some
special and I know we always get to this at the end of it. But I got to say
what you're doing with with Brian
and then with yourself come on now,
at least accept affected. That's an important fucking mother fucking thing and by the way, if you don't accept it, I will do something bad with this. Listen. I have a Krav Mcgaw t shirt on. I got my keys in my knuckles and I'm ready to fucking party. I'm telling you you're asking me to take the Kool aid and fucking brush my teeth with it, but not switch to Rogan laser, not interested to Rogan, even though my gums have lacerations on them with allowed the sacred liquid from the Kool aid get into my bloodstream, not well,
I'm not willing, I want everyone in the Joe Rogan Universe to tweet the mother fuck out of him, because Joe Rogan is the fucking man app or this is a trap. Kahol there's a lot of douche bags that army twenty years from now there going fuck that guy.
The real I'm gonna say I like Joe Rogan, I like red Band death squad powerful. I love all you guys. I love you. I love you. I love you three hours in five minutes
you're, a bad mother, fucker fuck you,
I gotta, tell you
this is very, very unusual podcast, but all podcasts with my favorite one of all time yeah, it might be up there. It's probably number one
my only weird thing about this is: we only have real, meaningful conversations with headphones and microphones and hold on I'm going to tell you this you guys.
I seriously respect what the fuck you're doing and there are
people out there in the fucking world are listening here and I gotta say I'm
fucking stoked to be here, and so,
if it's you and I
We can see me or maybe you can see me, I'm pointing at you right back. If it's you then fucking. Thank you very much because you know what my favorite
thing to do my favorite press ever like. I have
you press all the time and by the way you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about, because vice sent fucking
Dennis Rodman to Fucking North Korea. We have the fucking only interviews with Kim Jong IL we have. We have.
Like one fucking shit that ABC Cbs Nbc everybody Fucking wants. You know where I come. I come to the Joe Fucking, Rogan, podcast and I'll. Tell you why? Because those are the only fucking people, I give a shit about, and that's why I'm here I love you fucking guys and by the way, if that's your fucking shit, red band,
and, by the way you don't have to share and by the way he's not and by the way and by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way you don't have to do this and you
and I gotta say a love. You guys and I love what you do and you can tell me to off or not, but I shop, listen, we love you too man. It doesn't. There's no need for anybody to take any extra recognition for what the fun not going out right. No, no! No! No! No! I mean, I know you're not. I know you know what you're, what you're trying to do is what any cool person tries to do. Is you try?
going to spread the love as far as possible to as many people as the peace of the people that listen to this fucking podcast?
the people that I give a shit about, and I don't give a shit about the fucking people that you give a shit about that. Don't listen to this 'cause, they don't know about it, but
The reality is that that the ethic of what Brian
Is trying to put fourth and when I am an unquestionably
without a shadow of a doubt in my heart, what you're trying to put forward it is
What resonates with a lot of the people that are sort of waking
up in the middle of history and looking at this crazy world that is
indian, Captain sidetracked, aninat hobbled by these ancient
traditions that were written back when people couldn't even fly fucking planes and didn't even have printed
cheap and there was no internet and unfortunately, this dish,
Tribu, shun of information is far more swift than the absorption of it amongst the people and the altercation on the changing of the culture. Because of that information and you're you're, the
let me tell you you're in the shut. You are people to Alaska. I have the none of this.
I put in a broom closet with a blue cross, blue okay, dental how unit so you, if we can finish with this one last thought about you finish with this one last thought. What is this one last thought why you need to ram it up? You you can we just say I buy Dabuy Shabat goes who's. It is maybe it's about dolphins, all right.
FUCK, the dolphins. I love the dolphins. I would give a shit what you say: I loved alrighty people date, people teen people, God damn it can. I say one thing: I love all you bitches and I everyone who's listening to this joke
Fuckin Rogan Deathsquad Brian Fucking, red band, buckle yeah, Shane Smith, Tom Segura, Arisha fear, Joey, Coco Diaz. I could try talking Trussell suck it two thousand and twelve, oh whoops. I guess that shit didn't happen day December 21st, Daniel pinched, back where the fuck were you with an apology and explanation where we used to let people know I want to apologize to Frankie Boyle. I got into it Riddle Twitter altercation with him this weekend, and I just
You know Frankie
retarded. I'm retarded we're all retarded. It's okay, boo, just stop front just up front all right, keep it together: Bitch Shane Smith, two thousand and thirteen. The soviets say that an asteroid is coming in ninety three years. I won't be here to see it. Holla see you next week.
Transcript generated on 2019-10-04.