Dom Irrera is a stand up comedian and also hosts his own podcast called "Dom Irrera Live at The Laugh Factory"
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he was cutting like random strangers like off, like barely miss in their car. It was caught him maniacal to want. Every now and then you just get a person like that. It's just really crazy about teenagers, that their brains are fully developed and there's a reason they get in so many accidents, because their perception and the reactions are good physically. They make the wrong choices, terrible choices. I was attacked we'll drive. Another type of terrible driver now see me, DR and in what would you be happy if Google came along with something we could say, take me home and the Fucker Robot car? Yes, your that's common mines, modifiable the six pack. I was definitely your drink. It in driving you're, not drive your car drivers of kings to get arrested. It's a very good question because you after it would have to for sure you know where you goin,
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A rare is here experience. My long time ran along standards to friends, history of my life, Mister minute, guy rare, Dr Weir Diamond, I have been friends, were shit, it's been at least twenty years crazy. Was twenty years ago and we already have a much less risk and I think it was ninety three thing, those and then we met in Amsterdam. Billiards, and we talk for a little bit. I didn't know you play their role and I was excited there's only a few of us who play pool like four hour. I am fireplace, really get poor. The Germans Fitzsimons plays really good, pull our replace good poor. This is why I decided so excited a member bringing you up thinking. This is a new breed economy. Kid looks like a fuckin, tough kid
Even when I didn't know you were the martial arts. Enemy were funny, you're, always funding, not just stroking, but bring up again the saint, the fuckin kid who had problems with his mother talks. About this I mean because that was a different. I told you this before your group comedians were like more tougher men. I grew up a lot of like never. She gonna why I grew while doing colony. I start on Boston and that those guy that was a particular man grandma there, particularly manly. You know who made me think that I could do it honestly like who didn't make me think that the world looked would be an impediment was Nicht APOLLO, Connect Apollos, he had a great had air second devastatingly handsome games way better. Look in the May any was bigger than May is a big like a football player. You know like he was hilarious and I was like while he was away off my shoulders. I remember thinking that I looked like like an athlete. And it looks like a jack. You know if you a job like the autumn,
ugly categorized, and it automatically makes less one year not stifle any there's like look Gary go very government. Yes, the previous ample beautiful man. To talk to me. It is up to you to the edifice perfect he's cute, like about a beautiful he's, fucking devastating ass. A man is big, is handsome lieutenant Gallagher he's hunky, he's hulking like the taken to prison cell, Laura, cleaner we're in Ireland member Sharia very funny very pretty to Yasser word. She's just looks like a fuckin model and she's dying, And she's really, because what happened? I got you look too good guys. It left for you, girls, don't think it's funny, because you too, pretty in the guise can't live cause your girlfriend you're looking at them see after limp and looking to you do. You know But you know Brian Frazier, remember brine, Frazier from Boston problem. He stopped to stand out, but he right we will. I haven't spoken quite a bit, but I
at one point time was enormous. He was bodybuilder, and here I mean he was soup he's like he's one of those like super dedicated super discipline, the dude that can like forces, to work an hour and a half a day needs strictly healthy. He was flogging gigantic. I mean he was huge. They ve gone stage would like a golf shirt on and I have homes on our duty, however, that So why? And I go to your to beg your trust me. I got your trust in us as I go, do I you know you're, my friend and a year you make me nervous you fuckin arms, a gigantic had like bright eyes in his arms. Through too didn't start we could not look at him we'll have, but when he got Romania listings the coroner boys You hadn't Mussulmans body, yeah, fiscal, look like yes, not an o Brien Frazier is bigger than I'm telling
for integration was the big Billy was not go unnoticed, fiscal below and maybe but Frazier was just like super dedicated. He was raised dedicated his funny fucking story because he he's a really funny? Guy and he'd? Look, like baby, like an irish guy from the MID West, but he's jewish and he's he at this time, had like a really fucking his skin. I was gonna temper and he doesn't like people fuckin with them in L. A I mean he and I never had any problems, but he was at a gig in Vermont once and we would get. We worked together up there and dumb that he had a little bit of a problem with his voice. He had little bit of a cow. Old, and so he was saying, the two, the owner of the club. It was like apology, for his his voice being fucked up and up the guy on.
Love said something like you know. Why? being a Jew or somethin Then, along those lines like yourself, a Jew, Thank you azure, whose something along those lines like really crude like and bright, fuckin crazy. He went crazy there was a desk between him and the guy, and that's probably the only thing stopped him from smash in the sky. Was so scared because he was like really Falcon strong. Amber. Thank him. Like his back then, like I don't even live weight like out there. I never lived awaits you my type window days I was like. I was pretty skinny in comparison. He was like. We beg the males, I got them. I wonder if I can stop him from from hurting, you know it's just so much stronger than I'm just run right through like a ball, but that one thing, though, but said to like, don't be a Jew, maybe in a Jew. I forget, I forget what it was, but I remember like go on shit like that's the moment.
Will you try to talk your friend about doing something really stupid or the moment like? I know how you feel. I know how you feel and your, we have said, but please don't do anything. Let's get the fuck out of here do something. I know it's gonna be stupid. It's a mistake and it's gonna up your freedom, you're gonna get locked in a cage; you're not gonna. Do this now civilized people do and keep the fuck away people if you dont like them, but you don't have to beat him up. That gets really weird. I know when you get that looked at you to think in it, but you know go into action whereby one night work than drug and kids came up. Does the poor and one cages fuckin? Let you up- and you know just looked at you- I thought I know he ain't gonna, lose it better He has no idea the falcon dangerous and while he was I really taken was just drunk men there. I mean I'm. I can imagine what site to be a woman and deal with then one hold you dumb, fuck, you, the same type, it you're just run in the people that are just
Maybe they're did not like that. When sober anonymous, some people just have a broadens the Draken. They just get weird. But when you around, like aggressive drunk, do so unfortunate, it's like a fuckin predicament this, got a sad to be a check than they stop repeating themselves, but I always say, look out at all bothers me a little bit, but at least not threatening likeness, to check. I really always think about that. When I see those generate really drunk, do she guys? It's gonna, be a terrifying thing to have a guy who want to hold you down. Fuck you it's gotta, be off Tommy the technology that terrible, I can't take it anymore, I back skill and we will use the thing about the kind of talk the dead still around. Isn't it well, you know what I'd do you know them
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The ESA Monygham anatomy like threatened me. You know we're friends buddies You know that's really a rude things. Santa ANA Gomes, like you, know I've. He said it. I never thought of it. I didn't think it was a bad thing. I would like to know a guy's got gold chains on always Guinea ended up. They know you want to get some money. Aren't you the guy down like it? I d, the data is bad, be frugal. Now you know that the very dynamic connected the two never meant until he said, and then I saw then we are obvious. What's he said I was like TAT. I guess it's pretty says do you know that they got a guy today, maybe five years old, who was a nazi at one of the camps? Ninety five, they rested, you think he's gonna get life the seriously as it did. You say, that's a terrible thing for Carmen Attack. I lived that large and Tina. Ninety five
was a big thing. These already miracle right anybody here they or their. You said he was a cook at the can't concentration camp for scary by the Nazis, who said that that shit was not among these cases still alive. So muzzle must all too I think about when, when Millbrook to the producers have fresh that works, and we have welcomed Ballsy was that don't be, there may be a mighty come and join in that party members elected, they were doing the goose step dance you have at the moment, and I think that was in the sixties and more than then till the forty. Yeah. Forty seven. I think it was a forty seven through my those four but whatever wasn't that far back, and he did this whole thing about Hitler was fuckin hilarious in total balls. Oh yeah mouth was forty five and now approaches
motherfucker you still is still is apparently, where ever Brian Cowen knows him her nose. Oh no! No Fitzsimons fits of Germans. Taoism says: guy just fuckin pangs around Kosovo. Got coffee shop. I'd love to talk to my merrily monastery, liquor superpowers look. I just real nice guy join life, His fuckin son is a bad ass offer. It's a wonder, wrote that World WAR Z movie His son wrote the book, which I kept a lot of people. I haven't seen the movie yet, but a lot of people are pissed that they deviated from the book. Sometimes they do that, but as his sons, bad as author, he did to the funniest movies. Ever Frankenstein produces Blasi sales through three movies that young farmers
fuckin awareness at the time he was. He was the man I mean if you want to see a male brooks moving like There is really no one to compare to today because he would act enemy would ride. I always had a thing like I saw high anxiety the single like lounging Lanceor he's got anxiety and it goes I and Ii each time you are new, just with the the desire to advocate stupid mailboxes, a genius man, he was up a powerful, prove problem, prolific genius, He did a lot of really good start a time with him and Woody Allen like, and I don't know It was more silly yeah asp focus, allow yeah yeah sure by loves alone, where he's playing the cello than a Martian been left to run up and sit, there bars Rodya take the money right.
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No, I mean like they bring ups as if all white people beautiful that's fine, but it was real in I'm. He hate he hated like goes out, and I was a kid. I grew up with the Beatles he hated. The Beatles there It is like anything rock and roll. There was ruination of the world. Will you know what time think I used to wonder what the fuck that was all that and I think what it really boils down to is that people have these weird natural, tribal instinct there is weird tribal instincts and that they belong to a tribe, and tribes being a Republican over their tribe. Listen then turned and second classical, use one of the factors that they decide this they draw the law, and this is where they stand. It's a tribal thing. You know it It's weird deviations of our need to form groups in our so
get upset about shit that doesn't matter even a little bit. I try and not be stuck in any one error. The only thing I was thinking only notice is funny or not, but where's what's gonna happen in the rock and roll. Or fame and fifteen years is no groups loved and, like rap music, is down hey! You don't owe me like Israeli, like you know, with mother fucker, this motherfucker whether we do not like any rap music. I do you think I would only like I mean I like like I am I like. What's smoked, snoop is great yeah I like were Eminem. I love right some of the music you. Would you like by eminent on Itunes David emergency in Denmark. Where can I get brought up? They give you what you want to lose yourself in alleged yourself. Yes, that's fucking great and began a great, and just we have one chance in a lifetime, don't blow It's a beautiful sire. Now he's a bad man.
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its eye, and I would particularly that was no big deal. That was just some images enthusiastic and want to take a picture. That's how good it doesn't bother me at all that the public. What bothers me is that the drunk, thankfully NATO, the drunk close to you, is the clunky repetitive, the grab you really. I grab my neck again ass governor, I'm I'm cool with everything but the drunk, and if it seems like you're drunk it's like who boy? Are you drunk too? How close targeting stranger? You know you never see me drunk in his job as an intractable factory. Really how long ago, At least an hour then ordered did you see me drunk yeah was always months ago. Many many months ago
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putting things he had like cement buckets a bucket of plastic sockets Yea had them filled with cement. Me would do exercises with them. He did power lived he did a lot of crazy shit like I was stupid, strong what it, but he was perfect for them. A club, he was hilarious too. He was always gonna, try again with that Shite ACT of yours. You place your walls, but it was warm. You know it's like you do like. I have a smile on his face in his ok. Mom strident do, I believe with laugh. He was a good dude, but if you ever gotten tussle with that guy. Oh, my god, he was terrifying. I shall pick a guy up by his neck. He grabbed the guy at the back of the neck to them up in the air is essentially doing it completely by his neck. There's prom shows kids would come in and they would It's so flocked. Ah earlier they were so far that remember Al Bluebell, yeah kid went on stage took the microphone
from a labelling blue cigar smoke s face while it was crazy without due you know what to do. I don't want to get the physical confrontation with me. I was a lawyer of error. The area, so he he he backed away and what, if I remember how it was resolved, this was Jesus. This is like nature and I do too nor sunlike, namely to anybody ever come on stage for you now know. You know it wasn't. His fall to just a kid was like really fucked up. The kid was really big to his big, like football player. Looking at It is just really bold. In other raw China be superstars. This was like their add Dangerfield zones clear that no one really have the right of the place was also I support the current corral, the crowds they were really crazy at programmes. Also, Sir Dogs wondered what does it's like Saint Patrick States, what their blankets fucked up and there there were to lose. The crazy shows. I ever worked in my life without a doubt because, for
the volume of work from like the time it was darker seven o clock. He would do shells till two o clock in the morning and they would get off stage to the more people, told me that I believe him, but it was like it was good money less spot at the improvised to be three forty, five three for carbon, good night. I remember having three thirty spots. While that is incredible, but then, if ever told you, this is the first time I did stand up for money was fifty dollars, Seton Hall right and I'm just a fresh ETA improv, improved group. All this shit and I got one stage and a girl start tackling me. She was taken out of her mind, so I bring her up thinking of a prob right worse than I could at that.
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forming a hard stand. That really is, but then once you are good at how easy it is because you can take your time and you can think like. You can literally think when you're doing an act, there's its wrote it's not in and then you're thinking. Oh, if I lose my place, I don't have a place right. I can't lose my place. Doesn't matter region, here right. If you go out and something we gotta, you're gonna always have like PETE Team things. About? You know that I don't know I don't have like you didn't you dont, do the exact same act not even close now and then and makes it so much easier because then you know you're free and that's when that's what I think he gets easy year. That is why gypsies that's. Why he's doing like tonight shown shit like that when they have scripted of what you're gonna say takes The by Mary went from bullets really unfortunate that still the thing, those all seven men are carcinogens. Artists thing ideal cause: you do you do with a stranger in Armenia,
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her and people like her to fuel the there in the little publicity machines really fast? stuff because they also have incestuous relationship loud time, somebody's celebrities, they, we choose to get their photos taken. They ask her there to set things ire and their publicist set things up to keep them in there Chatter Lis Jensen in India, Justin Bieber LIVE factory one night and I knew he was up there and you know it even set a couple things hosting that really cute little check that he goes out with her forget singer. Think it Billina gum? Yes right, beautiful, I'm sand. I know that, but I do beautiful but said it before and it here is a manager came up the Jamie to ask me to mention that he was there. I thought that was so unusual cause. You know a lot of times like say: Sean PEN comes vantages, where's baseball kept them nothing, not a word right now and his kid one. The details
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people. Just look of people that you love lost, monies are millions and millions. While we love a lot of people are fucking powerfully wretch I know some people jumping around a lot of money around a million this year Bernie Madoff thing was to me: do you know what that showed that showed that this is a crazy system, as if you guys didn't know he was cheating, has a possible the possibilities are nowhere near came and their people still collecting money so that they were teased by cars. Will they weren't is teased, they benefited and profiting immensely solve a made like big profits, but there's other once it was that I just went bawler on everybody. Just had everybody's money, tucked away and just squirreled it off crazy, fuckin sociopath castle, and it just literature as
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He realized he real out, but he really set himself and you didn't give a fuck anymore. And when you didn't give a fuck anymore. It's like that's when people like really wanted to hear more. And so all the people around him like if he had any one around him. That didn't believe in him at this point that we really have fallen by the wayside took a long road for Joey to like it yet recognises how funny he really. And along the way, a lot of people had a chance to work with that guy and they didn't believe in them. People virtue it isn't like ninety. Ninety eight, like you, fucking crazy, like this guy, makes me laugh hard all the time he makes me laugh hard I know he doesn't give a fuck anyway. She laughed hard and like he's too this and he's too bad, and this doesn't work in that doesn't work and if you can't Vienna, said com my age and call me up, and he says the activity is a go alone because more work. What am I going? Anything would do any ice ass, the other July. That's all
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pleasure and of other people. Second, how to know what it is it's interesting now. It's it's weird little side effect Little Haider side effect of jealousy its combination of a lot of things, but it so bad. For the person who thinks it, that's what didn't stand like it, the mass of distraction. You know it takes away so much energy from your own life, because, instead of trading on this other person issue, because turning in your own shed and if something bothers you you should and away, if at all possible, and that, of course, it from a offensive crime or some some sort of sin against man and nature find some way to turn it into a motivating factor for you. If you feel weak, because you see some guy like an old name, your fuckin, but mogul bill gates on tv and he's got a billion dollars in his underwear. You know and you feel like it Secondly, they must do their loans or figure. You figure out what the but I've fucked you need to do so the
becomes so successfully. Don't worry about bill gates anymore. You don't have to be a successful bill gates, but because enough of a person of figures. Your way, through the net of civilization, to the point where you don't have to worry, We ask for everybody. Has our own gradient for some people might be just making a living is good enough enough for some people, nothing do it. How much money they make it has to do is get fuckin mind right it'll go into either going to a shrink, we're doing milk or gonna? from trip figure out whatever the fuck you need to do. To get your mind, rags doesn't matter how much money a make it doesn't matter. Anything else is the gaunt gone on your life. If you will have your mind right, do you not think about life. Clearly you can. You can makes him shitty stupid decisions. You gotta, you gotta, be annoying to almost everybody around you, you gonna fuck things. Left and right get it together, which have you talking to me. Not I What on earth are you know? Never are you so you're going to define, says grudge gonna find so it's architecture. Yes, we are, we can
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And I said Milburgh said something that I have been thinking. He goes. I just don't have anything to say tonight and fill it gone. I thought you know it's not it's bill saying you know somebody I respect so much and why we find that the communist over by the time I got there, lay a factory. I was Joost Rye ready to go here and I loved it because it was unfortunately college students laughing at me and, yes, it is very young crab. They wish for when the Euro girls range from I go wind. Would I ever get a chance to talk to you about that, unlike three feet away for twenty years old, you have to listen, came up to you to a her lost pops in report. You can manage it. It's fine man, the ad I'm still driven by that that then you go with clubs showing off for a pretty girls, is really not that
How much of a factor is that the new provisions of actor its I mean, I get a kick out of a kick out of making them laughin. You know, yeah, I also like tough guys some like an crack liquor. It looks like a gang member. Now I see him at the fucking just get the whole gang member Dodger jacket. So just like little challenge as yeah yeah yeah. That's part, the fun of it for sure. I just think it's amazing when you can translate to other groups. You know I mean, let's face it. If I was fuckin stuck with goobers, my age I'd be dead, nor have to translate the girl cross generations I've. My favorite It is that laugh at me in their grace my family asylum for can cry of pvc like a girl. Like sometimes I get cards, Cuba, Commoter, grandmother,
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This is some guys. Don't want to know that women, like some guys, want like really answer. Vanished, joke women die with well. Maybe they just want to find that one girl from Wisconsin King Herod hasn't been spoiled yet Tom. Our era ever think about that pal. You did Ok, don't you don't get fresh derivative? Having to me the business, you give me the bat Abbott afresh. I think we should bring their back. I don't give fresh That is a nice thing to say the became today's pod. Christ almighty. Let him on the Pike S first tat he wanted to come. Very Smith was your beautiful man, but that's a terrible idea as he was doing to filibuster here I said he Jamie did He would tell you told the guests to shudder by they. Listen to me. I'm running late factories scenes nineteen. Seventy five! I work. I work four hold on body. It keeps and pressures shutter,
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drives Kommeni Colorado like she was one of the reasons why, like when I wanted to skip it was project escape from ally. When I was looking at a place to go, Colorado was one of my choices and one of the reason being that she has like a real calmly, seen their psychology colleagues as Greece, gas yeah she's got up. Bikers, although we have two headliners local headlines and she works. Those guys like she has like like rotation, and this you're allowed to do tat. Hey, allowed under fifteen minutes and should develop. Accessible magnates, lotta people forget about open, might lies. Jamie still has its beautiful have devil. You have to have him. They're so important. It's the problem is a place like outlay, wherever I think so, fucking funny, which everybody socks the beginning. But some people sought to the point of no return. It did in secular being a lucky. I did was terrible in your item now and soldiers and but I think I didn't set, because I was already over my nerves because acting ok, you know I mean I didn't. I didn't have much of an act, but not the gate.
I always Cabell myself. Well, I don't sell you jerk off and send it. I'm sure I would think I said, but I don't I'm not that big fan. My today, so I was very socially anxious before the stand, but I also was able to teach martial arts classes and because I taught so many martial arts classes like a little bit less fear of talking. Shut up. Will you please you don't public speaking guides I'd I'd conducted a class many classes in others. What I was doing for living. Where did you go and much more urgent? then I was nineteen. I was teaching type window at Boston universally. I was blackmail, but I was in tackling those bypassing sixteen or seventeen. So probably seventeen summer runner and I won T Matthews you championship like for years.
I want a couple other so good for your head to learn how to allow really we get hit. The motion of it was for me for me at the time, was big but dared the teaching and was really satisfying watching people learn things where I learned that I really love sharing things, and I also learned that in sharing like teaching techniques which people are really concentrate on, my own techniques, like I think a lot of my texts and lot of my movements got even sharper because I was teaching them to people. I was breaking them down, shut them, how to do them from scratch and then have You people, those was one girl that I had trained. She came as a wipe out and she got all the way up to minimise your madam, but I believe it was yellow green blue red black, like those of the thing She got up to Blue, which was pretty in a pretty high and means you're starting to compete against people that are than other dangerous thing kick in the face he could get crazy.
And she won't astronomer- allows culture so coach there from the town she was wiped out other waited until the time she was That's cool, I was amazing, airs amazing and she was young. She's in high school and she was. She was right. She just knew how to listen. She knew how to listen and she knew how to do what I want. I explained, She could like she was like super focused, is really civilians. Teaching someone something and seeing something like someone complete dive into something that you you, you appreciate and watching them get better sore warning We owe the pass out on sport. I always used to remember like my instructor when, like there was guys or greeley good in the class, and they they did something really good. You know mother was spying. Demonstration are whether they are due to drill on the barrier sunlight them, he had his beak of joy, in his eye when he saw you do it really well, like you know like it when you just as hurt you, you would get excited me like that,
he could see. There's like I did our stand then, but when I start teaching there are realised like they're. U really taking part in someone's joy by helping them, create something by helping to create these movements and figuring out how to do this move Frankly, that is not just like learning at a kick its legacy tapping into this this area, where you have control over the whole package, even fridges. A brief moment. Doing now, like there's a phrase that they had from the tag window brochure when you signed up that, I never forget, said that it was a vehicle for developing your human pretend, so like that's, that's how I thought of it and that's how I like would teach it. So will you teaching you like, it's like, I had an opportunity, has failed.
An opportunity to show somebody suddenly can change their life in ourselves. So you were changed. My life. I showed you to change your life to you. You will literally become a different person. I took fourth grade and those kids are grown up and that's really cool the same some of them told me it was the best year their lives. They come to see me. They stand up that's amazing, who you teach what Whitworth greater in everything but arms with raiders like different as science, everything really it's different than what you did, because you went to the people who had like an interest in a love for something and wondered to explore you weren't you were doing, but mine is different. They had to be there, so I'm my thing was absorbed and self esteem. I figure. I can't teach than these subjects are gonna come and gone and lows: petite himself,
steam and so the most rewarding things were like this. One can use your show you so shy whose real tall barest by it and he would stay in the clinic, Cloven cloakroom. They call it the coats they just stand. There were commander, go sky, was calm sky king with space, Cadet go sky, you gotta come out can't stay. I can't let a kid to sit in the Euro and by the end of may just like work in his self esteem and all he was in the middle, the class just what everybody else waving his hand and his mother came up to me and she was like really touched by and told me that I think is life and out at conscious cool and now I got like couple the girls come to see me. I was well the gross goes, MR, why did you let us do so much stuff? You know like I said because you're smarter than me, I see she gonna me. I say: look
I was by men, more knowledge close and adopt the kids ladder. You have more brain power to me. I know I wasn't dumb. I was smart enough to know that I was in that's why you ran the class, don't even so you were uneasy, teaches us reach. Us really is, and I told them at the beginning of the year. I want this to be the most fine year, your life only you can message. I said I'll fucking us laboratory them ass. I said I want to go to the gymnast Wanna play basketball said Jim more than you do so, the retina, without can I have a party every Friday afternoon I would have. We would have liked kids, it would do break dancing and stuff and real was. That also is was great to a piss as a second no, but somebody else had an idea, for times without be hilarious com. It seems like a natural you as a funny teacher, because you really did it it's legit and if you will stop and think about it, that would be like for a kid,
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initially. It was in whichever motor yeah from the beginning. You pick me up. Another scrub pick me about. Has no pimaicaira, we ve been together forever he's the best. Is they love him too? He is my friend as the managers of the best manager, and I love em butter who, in the beginning, you know we were still try figured out. I was alone like twenty seven years, all that no shit and noise pollution be clean, like that was back in the day wherever, but it should be clean. You know what I done. Some clean sets do like ass May. Do what I think I? Yes, we do want clean set forms, a clean said, a catch rising star, but then we went to arm the play it was way out was inside your recycling got what are they gonna settle there and then we do said this fast eddies places fast in his place and there was a do New George Gala off your member who lose onstage real physical agonies do understand where he would do for a ship with a banana.
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career, handling things you now I can get a relationship like that will guide. You love the guy like family and his also your manager, and you really alleviates so much you know on the market is the best so Sandra the best but got so lucky that I met them. You know it's not a cookie faces out there, man what a crazy fuck and people. Business men having loony tunes managers are we met her made people off the divan, how many people that fuckin, swindle people on Linda Stolen money or Owen money are embroiled in controversy every other year, Lenny Clark, I ah, we got five tarred so dead, so de Jure Seinfeld fire as well. A lot of guys did some agents stole hundreds of thousands of dollars on the majority
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needed money, and then they go nuts for dogs and cats and dogs and cats. I'm kidding you know, but Why so, then I get a call the next day. I don't want to go to Lana and then but freedom called in my agent than a funny oh but freedoms, opening the strike while he spoke in a ah that's funny loud and nobody book things anymore, Is he dead Reno in Tahoe, and I hear like has something at the empty. A couple years ago is like officially retiring, but he always does yeah, you know what it is proper to foreign form. The guy's been in the fuckin business is all life, I can give our loves, gettin up and say hello. He does and you know what a comedies gray fucking things still be. A part of its fun thing still be a part of it. Is that met Cleveland, apply we gotta hilarity them being cook any. If Europe stand up calmly fan out, it has ever been more funny guys around and now I don't think so. I think so Has this year to so many good people.
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so wasn't like she was sound sex, just sell and funny. You know she was going up there being funny. You may see she hasn't. She dresses, like anybody, lizards, say, was about ass trial, disrespectful splash. Let me stay with all due respect: and anyway, she goes up there and I'm taken man. I just meet our right and she's with she's with Tom and, like you know, she seemed so nice now for sure, she's gonna go. You dig up there. Whatever I find, the guy just Beater Adieus ass with a belgian evidence scream any father took, is better I want to say yes, I would say at the very least, like his underwear was again as underwear. Only the beads ass with a bell, a cap fucked up to get hurt anyone she crash shit, just grab it makes fond of it, makes volatile situation relaxed, gets that gets to it on our own due time, just control the whole room like a pro
so nice when you say that, like she's gone This is nothing more than befriending someone, and then you know you ve never seen before, and your nose like those those weird. Poppy nights, the improv, Where are you know like a lot of times like on those Wednesday and whose night shows like this, some of the people in the crowd will be supplied. The guy on stage they bring like ten people with rare You never know have averted girl, I'm bringing their, but she was. She lives in Chicago. Let factory was is in Chicago and I was doing it and she asked me if she could do some time. Families. There stage his heart, knowledge. You bring your firm, which put a shitload of people and she did very well and she's really.
Wait. A minute. She's good analysis is good, but I mean she's, probably not like an Christine's Christine's yeah Cassim possess glad. She did very, very well she's, a newcomer. You know she's really really green, but at I mean like all all was was just like me you're hot forget to seven minutes. What do I care? You know who impressed me the most doing like opens, however little Lester, the larger Argo. Cargo theatre down those thirty four hundred people there, where the fuck exceeds one three thousand. How many would say it's bits, one three thousand destroyed the kidnapped she's good. She was twenty on the parties to the solemn. Many fine. If I could be This is crazy time. Crazy time they came back, I mean forget it better. It's better than ever. I really do likely Kevin Heart, a mean, think about Brian Cowen net. APOLLO.
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