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#595 - Nick DiPaolo

2015-01-06 | 🔗
Nick DiPaolo is a writer and stand up comedian. His latest special "Another Senseless Killing" is available now at http://www.nickdipaolo.com & on iTunes.
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EAST coast sense of humour and always blasted talk to him without further Ado, please welcome my friend, Mr Nick De Paulo Logan experience. Nicholas me boy, Joey boy, I ve known each other for many decades now we're both where reading glasses settlements, lancing intimate fuck, a narrative like an old men, can't see up close. So Did you notice when you came in, I writ mine off like you ride, things are going to see, someone calls you know and you sleeping he always lie about it. We need those not
those I only those for numbers in the restaurant I have the wages hold on the menu she's eleven of eleven feed from my tables, Hungary, yeah in low light conditions. Unless I have my camera on my my phone with the flash night, you know so I can use. I could read it if I had my, but otherwise, along with the fact that the bill is any step up to bite, vocals seeking M all day long Nobby get out. I don't need em passed like my arms length. It's it's right. My friend, Steve Graham explained to me he's an up tomorrow. Just a guess. When you get older you're you we're eyes, just loser billion focus up close and then this shit doesn't help computers not so fast porn on your cell phone at three in the markets. Now what I'm talking about? I'm talking about work, I know you don't know it yet Nectar Paolo. How air you! Personally, you don't a lot more than I am job. You went back to New York, oh yeah, how I go go back. I was out he Christ. I was already from ninety five to ninety nine. Like an offer that Chris Raw cockeyed I had enough, I swear
This is a true story. I was in my own shower at my house arguing with an imaginary fucking age, and I didn't I am not quite I swear to God, my wife. For me. I don't really this house where I did and I'm like fuck and losing my mind out here and then, like a bolt from God, Chris Rock called you'd start in his HBO show and said, I want you to be one of the writers and I was like you gotta, be shit me. I was on gonna Fuckin next plan out and looking down at all the bridges I burned an ally. You could see the fires MEG play my brother, a news. Radio there was there was a I want, I want to say, was a confusion, but it would be a lie. It was an agent try to fuck him. A casting agent tried to fuck em over. We had already booked him for the part and all the sudden. This casting agent goes O area Verde book that I've got. You know this guy Covenant Woody I go it supposed, possibly negative
follow you. My friend is gonna, be my brother that my other friend Brian counts. My other brother like it's already, but Well, I don't know what to do. You know. I've already got this guy book, so you can have to tell me no, no, no. I have to tell this fuck and other guy she's already called you told you Didn't that's right. You came out and said you guys can go wherever she the weasel that casting female casting agents in many circumstances are a lot like male casting agents in other casting couch. Casting us how bad you will pardon me no global. Well, this. This gal male friends and these male friends, apparently she she enjoyed their company and so he would get them gigs even of those gigs weren't really available, and that was what was going on Just gonna weasel is guy. I, I was walking in my car and you came running out
hey, hey, hey, I got worse and then I felt bad. I'm like now did that I just fuck somebody or because I know you know you in fact any, but Europe has stellar outstanding, but you are applied. Moved and done it was over, but she just try to. Ways and it was fuckin gross Worley. All What was that horse now? no need to name names and behold it might not have grown which might have been on medication. Who knows at the fact that was a fanatic though we beat the shit out each other through each other, through windows, three sociologists and we did a scene we you gotta, see Mary said was still it came across to violent Joe and Brian member with a car. We will get ass coffee pie, I hit you open, it is mastery over the head and they won't captain jollies down and they settle up too much. They re, actually, Ceta. Looked much like good fellows era was a guy yeah. So
I got to break this thing over like five times yeah. I've got to fly through a glass window. You know they have that candy glass, so one fly through a window. It was fun fun episode in you, oh Epstein from from Welcome back Carter. Epstein from Welcome back car was are all his brother was a priest that we were all terrified of his had to these. His way, no kidding was name he's got time, Steve we're gonna be born and say that you yeah, I know he died. He really done. Around the earth at arms done an ugly Roma enough, but I I I really. I might have already died. Now you are hoping we should not confuse your hopes. You wait a minute, you know what you're rice is. It is it we're short and the black. I think they're all dead actually gave cause. You know outside the wife died he done today. Wife died recently, you're right. He done two thousand to how he did.
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dude man he was any that that was like a thrill to meet a guy dial. Hot yeah was we were kids and that shows you died of a heart attack. Sixty years old. And I think I know the woman, the wife, the played away from that this data cancer, and gave up one's y yeah and the show she just. I recently meanwhile juncture road look great, sucking cock planet. Apparently it's may get rhythmic well ripped anymore. Now you're right, he's gotta. Colleagues here who looks debate, from that, we'll him he works. The best from that show a bit, Gotta play Washington, Stillwell Freddy Book washed and yes, we do have. We are dating well, but it's kind of relevant gazette Dead, Wigan close to explode. Nobody knows who they are anymore. That's what's book the NY now, let's talk it over with
I'm the guy. They didn't last reference and I've never seen the shoe. You never saw lost this first settling that wasn't even really good. I watched it chose way better if you know what happened because now you're only focusing on what you're really supposed to be focusing on now the bull shit that makes you hate the show, but here's a pitcher, Freddy Boom, reboot shall alive parents, Hilton Jacobs is his name. Yea looks good but he's the best looking girl them now and Horse Shack check out. I think it rightly see artist. I think you're right. I think Horsted shows kind of Jenks. Now the thing about not real it's his life. Do not that right! Oh hello! Truth is dying, two thousand twelve to same year, Epstein died and gave gotta whose they like the gambler. Is it degenerate? What I know he's a poker player, but maybe I'll stretching the though not weakened
and on a club owner, told me that, did you have do the cagey riddles in Oregon Park, Illinois Ganem canning round on over the aged, have Gabe COD are in there and gave bodies to hate gonna bring in a stuffed three airport in a luggage. You hate charities male it spelling three three hundred miles mailing is closed really, and he went he sky took him all gambling in some casino they are the weekend before I was in any he one like he won't like. He said: seven. Fifty thousand betting on football. What I say I mean seventy five, because no seven hundred fifty thousand sky canny, wouldn't why? Even but he discussed using he's a heavy into it, when you start getting, who those big numbers- that's fucking, dangerous, because it can all go away like that, while I'm at a pool but dollars and begin the year in China beat my niece Jana stats help that's an open. Is gambling is fun, don't get me wrong, but
The thing about gambling is that, like you, gotta keep pushing the mistakes to keep up and that thrill right juice in your reindeer. Already Lang used up he's your hard all. My guy, you tell me now. In a moment when a norm norms, the worst norms. Nor Mcdonald's was we like the worst of all tat, my guy tonight and again so bad? I couldn't his podcast, his wake? What kind of number he even why article story about norm, and he says is absolutely true that he won T one like sixty Grand one night any walked out. Where were they gambling? Where there was it it wasn't? Vegas causes an ocean near by any through the money in the ocean casino using a pistol. I anyway, why? Sir? That's what already Tommy I wouldn't when in doubt that would mean that you know not only my budget crazy, don't we we haven't a great time on a plane once and
just ran. We sat next to each other, just total. Dumb luck had a great time lino three hour, flight, laughin and crack, and and talk, and all kinds of shit he's like why I quit smoking a long time ago. Just some happy acquits again, and then it as he lands. He goes. One cigarette. He you walk right into the fuckin. What about duty, free shops at the airport bought cigarettes and is just couldn't hurt him in his hand, ass yours, walk another door and lighting couldn't wait to get out the door to light a Michael. What happened acquitting cigarillos? I quit quit and adjust They wanted a cigarette with it. It's what it's like. It was so great and we just an hour were girl talking about how much is happy. He quit cigarettes quit a long time ago, and then this switch goes average impulsively decides time now cigarette I gotta was tell me in New York a few years ago, a bunch of sets at night like two in the morning. He tells me comatose, auto, he's drinking black if you buy the pot, he drank like it in the hot in front of it, and it can
stomach gurgling. Yes, our stomach problem. He says Europe mechanism can he's just two hot what I've already didn't do stay up a three day. I am immune. Do it bother me some guys can just during carving rotate taken drink, carving My friend who owns Caveman crossing a people become immune to you, Are you do you drink coffee in the need to pass out? I don't I'm like a little pussy have a half a cup and I'm all over the place. The conflict it's one of those things, we do a lot of you drink a lot of coffee, it sort of becomes normal. But if you, if you take a few months for coffee, and then you realize what a drug caffeine really is. I the bitter, my album goods. Gradually wanna make dip, yon negative dot com you can get about what's in Amity Armagh. Another senseless killing mother says, is killing but die of a caffeine bid on their because, unlike hyper, I get fuckin almost allergic to it. You're what I Mama's like allergic to have I ever celerity. I have a couple cup. Not I can't even like focus really here
So it's an unusual feeling that you get here. I dont has always been the case. Now, there's a reason thing like eyes: oh yeah, its delivery. Now it is the immune system can find out of caffeine up we'll go on go on like fuckin harsher fr we go. We might. I don't know why. I think the guy I spoke so great. Sarah negative guy have a caffeine problem justifiable out, like the M, almost allergic gaffin, I it better than I think it how come up like twelve, is vital for new time of the last twenty years. Like hyper large, you guys a couple cups of coffee, Eagle, jittery. It's like best solved for me I'll show you fuckin face often making industry. I got
that can dollars an hour later on making my driveway Ruslan three cops taser, my balls. What's the angel does now I had a cappuccino. Three should get back in Cairo, look into your mouth. But I get really Mass is opposed by natural state. I've had some of the worst fight to my wife and I was jacked up on coffee last January truth. Or it's a Sunday morning. My wife comes down the stairs. She does my nieces enough he's a coming over we're going to Pettengill and you're coming with us. I'm like I've, been following the patriots who sixteen weeks today is the first play off game. But what better time we're gonna go Lang, his own shut up in the woods and ask her to me: no. Like half hour later, amid a barn looking in animals. Look upon a coffee and I've got on crawling out of my skin. This guy next to me goes to me the most condescending Tony goes: that's a yak. I agree,
two fucking you act as a sign of the cage and add a red asshole, and then I realized he was talking to a four year old son on the other side. Is that not a classic caffeine? How do you get out? I just hate me asshole role. In the next occasion it was a goat marriages. Looked at a moment. Let me guess duck a pigeon. Doktor assumes you know everything right. Even a little kid was looking up like who placed in your cheerios MR little pussy. I threw a pumpkin out of my way push member but which record this What good is one more per one, more caffeine story? This is about a month and a half way. Mme White Plains airports it next. It is obese guy for like two I was ignoring his smell.
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Finally, the party Rhone might fuck that you know the second time I soon I call them fat cats in the girl, a random places of vat guns. She didn't like that. How dare you I hope you start running what she owns it now Wendy. I don't think it is I really don't want. Only was worked out I had to be eighteen years ago, o Sprawly Wendy. She's apologia. You couldn't owning it, then all right! Yes, yonder from the start. Could she wasn't there not the honest absenteeism they urge back then, and then she looked with those Tommy things done and while she stapled yams what would the elder? They do those things. Now it's not only is still my reason. What a bachelor party Roma shall I hear you're dealing with you that way, you did yours right: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I love employees Did my rocky mountain high at the last moment calmly central special, that is done doing more from now on, and clubs yeah. I
I did the last one. I d raw nerve was at comics, which is a club rose like we ve squeeze like five and our people air and an old people. Do these big theatres? that all sound alike or like kind, a cookie cutter? You know capture that that energy that can get away with a theater I mean I did talk, monkeys and space. My next set, my second favouring one that was in a theater and Columbus Avowal, nice little theatre Nine hundred seats are that's perfect, but I think that once you go to like two thousand three thousand, it's you you, who's, a bit of the interaction with the crowd. Yet they are enact me. It's a fucking love, that's great club classic low ceiling clubs as that's why you're Kommeni is hypnotic like everyone gets a rope, didn t your energy mindset. The stays right in your face You know it nay right. It's also like a fool. Like when you you have you, you know,
sending the tags. You don't miss any there. I didn't. Ever sat in the crowd at a theatre before just Eleven taping. When I first moved in you, you ever that's different. Maybe it's like not stand now I to. I was in New Jersey and Joey, and I Judea and I were we're doing Friday night and black was there on Thursday night, the he'd gotten early, we flew and was able to go, say hi to Louis will sit in the audience. You want sat in the audience and he would big laugh and then you would have a tagline, Nobody wouldn't hear the timeline, and I was like all you can hear out here, because everyone's laughin there was too many people, I got round you that were laughing and the sound is didn't. Patrick you big. There was at the twenty two one wonders I'll, never get near the unfortunate little larger. That's my goal to make a bad speciality, in of appointing a lot of people. I would love to be able to fill twenty. But I think that the region, although spoke, came out, but we need to get a big laughingly, three thousand
people towards away was the biggest crawler performed for Ah. Radio city. I think the Dennis Larry was going to say seven thousand, sixty five hundred although we did some the staple centre, that's where it was stables and was even bigger, was like seven thousand out here an hour I did Kevin. Being have this April fool's day thing than they ever April fool's weekend and its seven thousand does the biggest overburdened we're because that's some theatre at Universal and they're all in front of you took a wall of people take a real. Deep incline, so that, like the top row, is like right in front of you like everyone's right front, it's very strange statements, A girl that migrate, intimate tat great for four seven thousand peoples as good as it gets. The idea, one of its
a casino. This pass October. I think it was like five hundred fifty seats but same thing, theatre, seeding and if I have a shot, some mouse I'd love to do with their those casinos can be fought and weird like twenty can suck. Can be great. That was a great one, but that you take it s your eyes, those indian ones in Connecticut, FUCK Christ. You don't know you gettin, especially the people like Connecticut Connecticut, is a fuckin stirring, you get people around the edges that near Boston, there are ninety York that are cool. They then a car I want to live in a city like I want a yard, so they gotTa Connecticut in any of those fuckin deep weirdos that live, those, but we have to drive five miles an hour ago, dear jumpin, across the road, every five seconds you get. You got Hartford when you get to the woods and then you get the snowy people. Greenwich
heart for what it's surprisingly shitty. I allow you think of Hartford Connecticut. It sounds regal like Hartford. Connecticut, probably was at one time yet its main Waterbury, Connecticut yeah. We used to be like a textile, it was unbelievable, beckoned fifties, it was a beautiful city. Now you know to do digs and want to get a bowler driving through. Yet it's rough area, this rough spots there, my wife's from outside. Currently the best place to stop she's a witch doctor. I mention she's model town from outside of Waterbury, but it is Gimme wrongs. Nice people are but their old diamond get out. I don't like you see. I don't like to Mexico C E Bay. I don't like I guess. If your gun, but I can see love and stay there for a week, but but I hate gonna have to do a casino. I just don't it did it to me. It draws the fuckin dregs of love,
these people out there in the late seventy you're wearing dirty running shoes that a mechanism on a Friday night? You know you you think you're lucky, for you think you're lucky you dirty running shoes and a map. Suddenly jacket need is put to granted to the wheel of fortune machine fuckin loser, and then they get pissed come? The shower. I sit when I put some advice was specially those casino she like? You are only here cause you're, a gambling junkie. Taken a week in Vegas, most of all, a Vegas, we're gonna, see some show how we're gonna go. The stratosphere going to write the rides now not about Fucking Connecticut, you play and you know you're a crap sabre the guy. Not she is like a twenty year. Ok, we're in a mixed sheriff up a basketball sure like off like an and work boats. Would you can use to dress up back in a rat pact days, not dry supple, what the look look like crap that power a little come on. You're sure, I'm not saying my little alligator
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I need to wear what everybody else's is wearing otherwise you're, not in our brain. I know people that they they want to have everything brand name. You know, like everything, has to be brand name, it's not brand name. It's just as good doesn't matter. They do not only my wife, you talking to my earlier by fucking generic. I do bit about. We have mice an hour, an hour basements. Why put traps down she can't I caught a poet imported parmesan regime of cheese and one of the fucking tracks at eighteen. Bucks apparent really about craft singles. What the fuck she was put in imported she just wanted to know what she's enough. That's all we had in the fridge and my group would you fucking
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I don't mind lemon bar. I just I just feel like pastry should be mostly soft. I don't mind, will crusty outside and you look like you did. Culprit appreciated a little bit powder all your for writing a tailor facility. I've never done coke, but I'm always paranoid the people. Think I'm too, Coke, without letting coke amounting in old coat that I haven't worn in my ten years, I'm just going through it and what that is Nobody had like foreign line, the bad news. Thinking like who, what night did I go? You know why I'm dying, I'm just gonna set further our what fuck man it's up. How do you know it's coca might be rice, and am I to tell your mother they gonna wanna, kill us dummy somebody hated some, your post, it on Youtube is put some fuckin something coat bag and leave us
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ten receptors alive. What does a bunch of different nutrients that are shown to have a positive effect on your memory in the way of brain function? So I started research. No doubt, ten years ago I started getting a norm taken different ones, a bunch of different. Edmunds, but it was cool and it wasn't anything like it wasn't about. Your friends said you gotta. Do this shit, what the empty is different! This is we're talking about. A single Colleen and nutrients and per hour enabling them to do Third, I should add that found out about well, I heard about it first through this guy named Terence Mckenna, who was I've heard about tens Mckenna through an old bill? Hicks joke extended organ of yeah, about Terence Wynn, ten mushroom yea, I would turn me can I would call a heroic NATO does so lagoon turning Mckenna Guy, it's I bought. It turns Mckenna Book and holy shit. Is this guy go and deep? I think I bought a food of the gods. He's crazy fuck book sky was just I mean at the time when I never heard anything about like much about psychedelic mean when
new people that did mushrooms is like. Let's get fucked up, I got some mushrooms who were going to see some crazy shit. That's not really there did you do that. You motion for you are young. You know I didn't do it. I didn't party at all. I can. I might smoke part five times before I was thirty, maybe at the most six or seven before starting? That was all it was all when I was drunk. We nose like I hardly drunk someone's gotta joint fucking smokes and then I was gonna. Do that again, freaked me how to care for them feet. Like that's what surprised me, then you do they shit will then start again in a pot. I enjoy it now. I love pot, it's one of my favorite yeah it's a hit about thirty thirty wanna start hanging out my friend Eddie. Bravo and eighty Bravo, who is a musician, was tell me that it makes him more creative that he looks like sums. It makes me dopey and is again sure, like you, ve ever live every like smoked it by itself or smoking when you drink, and so we smokes
and then I was like this is the best should everyone went, got ice cream Sundays and I was like a cat, fuckin believe ice cream Sundays taste is good, and then you wrote a bitter. No just rise from some should probably should have missed the boat. But so really outdo tax feel so much better when your high the weders is any kind of we'd. It makes you I per sensitive. That's why people get paranoid the region, you're, because most of us put blinders on because you have to get through life, I mean there's, you know we're on a fuckin planet were flying through space right run metal boxes, Zenos gold. I wanted a sixty miles an hour on the highway. Anybody at any moment. Time could just fuckin turn into the oncoming trafficking. But blinders on to get through life, and we ignore things and then, when you smoke particles, you ever think about this, Try not to people, always I don't like park as it makes me paranoid. I think it just makes you hypersensitive. Last time I smoked it was
when I first moved to New York City, then an acting class skill go back to apartment, like five of us in the class smoke. This shit that I had to go given the way home grown up. I go to the bank Chemical Bank, I'm in line my fault, mine and they had a digital than we in number comes up. So I, finally I get there My number comes up. I fuckin lady, to stay at home and I ran out. That's a true story is freaked out, Chewbacca Mean schoolteacher, and I just fuck and bolted. That's the last time there like an early nineties. That's you smoke, so you know that. You would help me with my insomnia, wouldn't yeah, sometimes, but then again one of the three I hear it's like Did the wheat today's odyssey way stronger than what was going on ITALY. Fifty I was wild had now a days and just to see if it works, fine him into parts one when it is going to happen when his Look at this and shit. That's all! I need another way to look at. Is this TED you get over here. That's a boost that I shot couple months ago.
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don't I know guys who do, though, this month we gotta go fuck and bow hunting that didn't Tristan smoke, a joint said they would later they like it. Rural release, if you're in a tree stand in yours, issued a bow and arrow the likelihood of you shooting yourself is very small. The likelihood of you shoot somebody else. V, Small Keziah Indians are probably high back on this day when they were hunted how much marijuana here, not we but hey Odeon, yet I ought in they use their, but he had there's, probably some mushroom use go onto, but I think they would use that stuff. The sort of like fuckin post Post hunt, the kind of like celebrate, celebrate or sunlight that they rub, but the vikings you know used to use mushroom. And going on in a semicircle known on those guys. These derived lengthy different vikings, whose can giant dude who there's all these photos of this sum. Some football player. There is like
but a means with this guy's tat. You know I'm talkin about was destroyed, for it does not mean probably who the fuck knows. You know I don't know Is it a college kid couch it yeah asian com It is now saying that six, eighty to ninety, or something like that, PETE the people today so goddamn freaky huge that a body fat is divine, like dear yeah. This is the guy. What look at us? This is not the right picture below This one picture of this guy standing around a much other people, and he just like you a lot of how is it going to take the arrest of photo? do that for all the right to decide their mother fucker. That guy was created in the lab that doesn't look like a real person, negative body fat. What are you making a pitcher bigger the that's, not because a full photo narrative saving make them pay related economic, lighter, doesn't when you we tried it in Margie Twitter photo. Doesn't let you do that for some reason you look good in a certain size and it blacks out on you.
Looks like girl, go lab experiment. You know when you go back now like Jim Brown back when he was planned, Sean Oatman, that's the gentleman's name. I will call him a gentleman from now on by the way. Someone some insane size and he's a stone college. It just doesn't make any sense. This is people just way: beggar. Now our of its hormones in meat and twelve year old girls with must now hand over my various look, Look at his mother fucker. Jesus can cry, is probably a strong safety to look in his eyes the guide it doesn't even liquid human always tower and over the guy's next home. Look at his arms, their popping out of a show you what wise you have Panza didn't those paths are useless. What does that mean? Our paths are to the fuck, what the fuck am. I gotta Stomacher cheerleader princess yeah, those why I was thinking that the other day I come, do it never caught on with guys to wear like amid drift, expose shirts. It's like
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boss, things a little right wing, I mean there's a lion s wing in Boston, but there's a lot of right wing or do you write it so left that it we used to talk about the next. It so left wing that it came full circle. They started to have shit and com little homes and end our right member bury criminals, human you know I was talking to Bobcat this weekend- Bobcat gold. We came to the USA and I got him in his daughters. Boyfriend is a big. You have seafaring arms from tickets and I went on and he just didn't die humanity on bare criminal and that's right. I heard him talk about its pretty intense peacenik, not bury right. Thank you. He was copy is gonna benefit form I didn't I didn't know about that, but this was about bury, was apparently molested as a child as a young child, and this this is sort of
explaining how we became such sort of angry curmudgeon right up in surprise. Apparently, a fuckin really deep and intense documentary and It's coming to combine. Sundance and they're gonna come on the show in some time in early January February, but it's it's fucked up, puffed fucked up cat title to like me. A lucky like all may lie like that's what he you know. He named the documentary something along those lines. You told me that I know how and laughing but yeah Barry criminals was like super I remember here in that, I am saying that he came out one nine soda broke down on stage stitches about that. That's it! remember hearing Member Van already moved to New York. At that point, but I remember somebody tell me second hand that you like that he let it lot on stage. One night is something, but you know left wing back. There was a different thing
oh yeah. How will you re more Laurent yet was way more taller, relax and now become a lot of work, shaming and call out. It's become this aggressive tactic thing like the aggressively left wing in your face about it, which is it creates com. More than it resolves anything absolutely bury was like It was like a pro union Geigy believe that people should get good wages. He bought american beery widows, Jungle Budweiser right age. I was a bar back eyes to carry that. I carry a case of, but I was a bar back for six months and ditches before I start a comet, yet with Susie? Susie member Susie, the manager of stitches using that band. They had already banned with a in Walker. In Egyptian we're leaving walk with an erection harry. Can forty was running around and berry right. I used to bring a case of Budweiser and you right now
back on it. He was hiding. He would drink that case throughout the night. They may be two left. I mean in a bottom sit around aspirant. Did he had a cold. And he's the only gathered over to me is a barbaric music. I'll get sick. Walrus mustache was tat timid and as far as I like, really critical, So I mean radical left on the east. Make me laugh as hard as anyone Jimmy tingle entangle funny guy thought about it. I always quote Tingles joke about Ronald Reagan. But this is when I was an open maker. I saw one. This is when An open micro is right after the whole Reagan contracting and went down was nineteen. Eighty eight and read after ring was out of office there they were, they were in here. On trial and they were asking him. Did you say arms to IRAN's said I dont remember I dont goes on. Mr President, will you when you so arms to people who hate us jotted down, parliament applauds do not generally doing, though, is this.
The line Charlottetown up is a good tangle joy. He was, he couldn't needs one is real left wing, but reasonable, in his letter was absolutely you know. It's like left wing now has become the sledge super hyper. The fascist fox I've expert. I experienced it in a pretty high. Hard core way when I came out and I'm pretty flock and left wing and allow, issues on gay rights on gay marriage on a lot of different issues on racial issues, but I'll guns, I'm in the end, I gotta do I'm a lotta, let louder. Why do feel like there's a lot of credible issues on both sides, but there's this guy who got a section?
and then started fighting women and Emma may also get the fuck out of here, and all these people were call me, Transphobia big it and all this clash it yeah and that's when I got really this we're really experienced a full understanding of what it means to be a social justice warrior were right, any time a man is critical of women anytime, a man shits on women that guide them up, but that's it guy has one arm don't shit on they're the ones for a thousand union feel bad about. It's like I got. You have paid well any time a man is due to doing something. Horrible against a woman are saying something about that. Guy becomes a massage next I lass criticising a transgender person siege and gender is more marginalized than women, so a transgender guy who becomes a girl now can fight when
and if you criticise that you'd criticising a former guys now girl and that's like a hindrance to download over the agates will involve own cause, they re so he's fighting guy now at least he's out or she is out of the closet, or you know the notion, tat closet. I set out an open about it because the first two she fought didn't know that used to be a guy. I saw some of the sun. Was it's fuckin What's his name is: it's no need did cabin anymore fuckin publicity then she's already gotten says because it set a hundred Youtube videos complaining about me, but the bottom lilies. Yet is this too two schools about it, there's transgender reassignment doctors who say no she's totally women's too, but then there's Marshall artists and then regular endocrinologists? They will hold on a second like talking much as regular sports
do not talk about someone who's competing in, say? Fuck man is like racing Renee Richards there was another one was not like wait, racer renovated. By grace who dominate all the women in her first professional event is beating them like fuckin ten fifteen seconds faster than everybody knows that fuck, and these are like a lot of people like encourage her to get into you know competing as a woman and then just that, the inherent differences of the fuckin male and female frame really get high. Did when you want somebody beat the shit out of some absolutely who is a natural born woman versus someone is becoming a woman digital certain things you can't change during a number of your members. Super foot, Wallace FUCK. I don't do you remember when the woman went up against someone. Why well the sports? No, ah, why did she can benefit Stella around while wasn't even can't because a kick yes, with Bill Superfly women. Do I don't know because building The king and the whole movement was in full swing, and this
outcomes run out and he fucking dropped. Her like a use rubber like in the first use, cameras around house or just a punch, probably a hook kick or a punch, because here, though he had the best hook taken, I think I was going to say was a kick to the head than they can then be dragged back to a court. Then they set her up again. They send out again and does it in no way yes realer members a kid go, and what the fuck sharing There's a woman named to see a Rikers problem, the best women boxers of all time, and she fought a guy, and it was like one of the first men versus FEMA. She has fought a mediocre guy and she's like a world champion than ever, but I gotta see. Martin was doc all these women were Docker. She wasn't heart and held out of a managed on this. Does this this Lucy Riker Chick was arguably one. The best female box of all time got fuckin lit up like a Christmas tree by this dude and knocked dead, just warmth. He caught her with a punch and just fuckin paternal lights out George,
and she faced planted. It was ugly because you know you you're, watching a guy beat the shit out of a check right. It's it doesn't matter if they're the same weight class, it doesn't matter if they. The same amount of body. Mass is a different structure. Will Chris rocks India? You know, my daddy garage, you still have a hundred and we still have a hundred five pound chin deference or whatever. Well they can deafening. Men can deftly take which is better for the most part in disguise. It are built much more slender and feminine bright This does. One woman who used to be men is not not built feminine. You get man shoulders and FUCK man hands man, hands hit ardor man, shoulders are wider, the whole deal just the point being. Until then, I had not experienced the full impact of the progressive movement, the full massive respond right totally illogically unlikely we're just when talking about her right to be a woman. I fully so what do you want to you? I wouldn't know what it is like to be born a mixed measurement briar. I fully
you changing your your sex, no prominent change! Your gender no problem at all have no problem I'll call you whatever the fuck you want, but if you be They should honour. My sister on propaganda come out. There's gonna be honest with you. I try to be tolerant until I find out that you did not discuss the fact used to be a man and my sister's enough Can hospital cause your gender and ahead? You know it's like this is a different world, you're talkin about in other words of combat sports. That's my old and I'm telling you right now, there's a big goddamn difference between the way, a man. It's a bag and the way a woman is a bag. He watched the difference between the impact, how much gets taken away by that sex change, but not enough rice, not anonymous. Sir. I just to this too much more out what you can't. You know it. You can't change. Do that you can't the size of the fists. You can't change the dubbed the emu yet frame the frame. If you that woman died eyes. A thousand years now scientists dig up her body thing. I got others a dude. That's a dude
gelatin? There is- and I know that you know it was transgender to woman. Then I'm going to do because this is a male skeleton looks perhaps it's those are male hips, but there was a boundary that even family used to stay away from, but now they seem to be pushing that like I was, I was a Gotham couple years going to fight breaks, had not to do with me on stage like two tables got into and those women right in the middle the swinging over what I don't know that today, Someone was being allowed in. Another table complain in those boyfriends and girlfriend to the table than they do start a fuckin swinging, and there was a girl right in the Middle EAST. China hit the dormant in the doorman came over to well back and knocked at the door She no hidden popped, her yeah, that's all I'm saying, or he determined yet you fuck around Gotham those raw former cops exactly Hydra, big fuckin irish Square John. Is that have knocked a lot of luck and heads? and these changes right in the middle of pork, throw tyrannical haymakers bought into this shit yeah,
mean going a little too far with did you? the woman trying to play football? No on the internet, now. Look it up. Didn't it was an indoor league on League or whatever it's like first from the five yard line, she's a female run out on me, like a big woman here, she's think she'd have asked she I don't know they try to run or off tackle like four times and she each time she gets more bro. Even like cringing I don't know. I don't even know your name. It was like an indoor League Arena League, but it said you know she's, like the first one. Firstly, EL, the plain a pro gain that wasn't a kicker fist Billy quality is non existent, is non existent and its devil. It's not even existent inside the genders. In a male electors, certain fuckin men are you guys you fight in the USA like this guy? Lombard is fuckin freak of nature's cuban olympian Judo player, whose isn't fuckin knockout artist? You watch him
I knew I was almost- is unfair that he fights Regular PETE hits even though their border, all hundred seventy pounds flock indifferent hundred and seventy pounds, but at least there I mean it's, there's no air when it comes to that shit in that part of what would it is to be a champion like what is this five foot, two hundred thirty pounds female running back plays a professional football watch the now she's, still alone. Is it took eyes at knocked out? Why would she do she was taken shots I have to say at least prayed plants and they give the bottle like three times in a row. We can't you pulled from you too, would say. Can we really? Let's look at it? ladies and gentlemen, if we get poles from Youtube Jamie, just added dumping at eight, I think google it what's the name of it than that
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people. Can I laugh crazy? Why would you laugh makes me sad picture contemplate daughters and b that stupid what they want? You wouldn't do that, would you What am I to do? I can't control them. They become adults ingenuity. Finally, given that minor point figured, you gotta see this last one that this the cycle- humongous sky, watches she's, got the ball, Fucking Christ Imaging ones right now, that's a tough chick young, oh she's, probably played against You got a few initiatives, you gotta juice. If you wish choosing you mean you'd, have to do for so long that you actually became a man. We had a guy in the park, that used to be a woman who became an buck angel, she's kind of burying mould, and when she was a woman, she was built like slender and now he's a man and he's pretty thick.
One point. I would like to make one eighty five years following the openness. It is too much pressure on the joints like because you just fuckin, bang and test our strong to dead lives, but this is only so much that changes doesn't change sides your fuckin face in size. Let's not get smashed. How does let me as your question, how does salami sixty eight still Joseph right now, watch movies in these ripped he's more than sixty eight now is almost seventy, I'm Lombardy deduce yeah should do it yet its testosterone places therapy relic. Here I do it in the name of the doktor, gets very doktor thing at the position of fuckin buddy, absent, listen and make another Beverly Hills wreck the bottom line, Stallone sixty eight year, he's my canary in a coal mine song. Now that we're all good, I'm telling you look, its there's a lot of science involved in it in rife. You go to
right. Daughter re make sure that you get your level. Your blood levels checked on a regular basis is not any more dangerous than aging agents, fuckin, terrible, Fletcher, gray point agent gets you no matter what you do. Everybody dies from aging and the people are going eventually, gonna kill you like, unlike life, long to get cheated out of a month. Listen, you know good a new Rambo do New Fuckin right now last lives, scarlet, laugh level ass blood somebody said is an somebody made a menopause Georgia, but I think it was somebody said already Muslim. The financing setting an eight year old guy that looks like him I mean I sit. My wife says: I'm in love in a canoe highlights the long term. Sex man and I don't like those of you that the fuck out of here we were picture ever we were picture. When was that this recently that this recent How is that possible? My testosterone would
That's what's missing from old people, so my Dnc pills that say testosterone a continent is disappointing, does does happen. Do that. You know you know it helps. A lot is dead, lifts and squats, don't hill, sprints and ain't time. You do something. That's like compound exercises that require your body to like put out a lot of energy like big First of all, like those force, your endocrine system, the fire up cause you bodies like this The farmers can be lifting waits. Like he's gonna, there's gonna. Do this all the time we produce a lot more hormones and we bring the. But if you just sit around, if I can offer you known exercise your testosterone, Astro levels, just you Bobby, only does what it has this right. That's why people get muscle atrophy will work out. You muscle shrank because you bodies like we don't need the Americans, are young people at work. I don't need this less the same thing when you get old? If, if you get old and you're, not lifting waits, you're bone density decree. Try? Law should happens. My joints, though I did
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no in your body known how much stress you put any body and giving your body plenty recovery time in any, given your body I knew trains to recover like fish, oil, vitamin gray, protein, a full range of multi vitamins, super important, free Bosnia and in food. I didn't write foods, that's that important like all the vitamins and world and I'm gonna help you fucking cheeseburgers everyday, whose major need outing. When, yes, I am a lot of salmon Lotta chicken protein vegetables- then I may just enough carbs to fuel me and it worked worked. Vodka some, oh, you did everything. Your heart rate goes through the roof and end now, there's no digest abuse did I got. I had never done anything that work. Like that two thousand and twenty and I play football in College Isabel shape I was in and I was they call it. Shit. That's what we would do him back. Then we would do a lot of biometrics right right and that's all we didn't college to get and in it it was in great condition, but I couldn't I was
when at six times awaken, is both to stop at the ninety there I didn't waste processing. I just thought it was now nearly fifty you are, and I mean that Europe you're! Twenty five! You can fuckin door for three years. I'm sure the guy does. It is like fifty isn't always all that now toning down my order aid shape. I know you knows it: another, one that you can do. That's called the Extreme kettlebells cardio work out by this guy. Keith Weber does not know, jumping and no none of that stuff. It's all just what I do with authority. I don't know about you. I saw that I'll go out and get up and go along with that. Seventy pounds or that's it- everyone just this once a light. One is just a full cardio work pocketing you pick up a thirty five hour. Tenable feels like nothing but after, like a million holy shit. How much time This is a forty five minute worked out o my god. Twenty it's in your fuckin. Legs are on fire, lungs are on fire, but
very low stress and new joint cause is now a lot of weight and it's not like note no jumping anything like that. Fucking love that work. They would all the time it's fantastic, but it's like Those ones he's doing it. So you do you follow along those are the best ones. That's what's good about that. Penile x, ray, like exists, like do what they're doing and then you know it's over went any you're done. You show up That's your problem is fuckin judge actually doing shit like so many. Look. I want again. Shea boy defined die, that's all just fucking do it and what it does. It did just fuckin. Talk about rag about, he said then one or in one of the things he goes to show up and hit play, and it is there that actually set off a thing of my hair, no matter how shitty, I felt I gonna make up in our eyes: give myself advice like, like some alike, land somewhere. Much go. The gym come on pussy men up, tell myself pretend like I'm talking to me and I call myself a pussy and then I just go, but I always feel better when I do, you know
it's like knowing when you feel like shit, because you didn't say and knowing when you feel like shit just because you know Elsie, this motherfucker gets up I'll. Tell you what that's how the fucker gets up he will that picture about. I read an article. He said he when he was in no way. We know now that the earth the spend worse now, the first blood Rambo. He was so obsessed with work and how he got. These could be out insult beach, shit based and then go right to the jump. Drunk at three the morning really out what it was drunk you're lying and work out. Yes, he said he was obsessed with, haven't even got drunk. That's what he said. What I said was it bars on gas networks? Don't, and he go right to the Friggin Jim, that's where three in the morning. That's, if you follow the rock fall, the rocks Instagram page, if you're one of filling a lazy, fuck followed. Rocks Instagram pages he'll like fuckin fly somewhere at five o clock in the morning like touchstone five, a m,
five third and tat: a don't fuckin squaws, as has the KEDO on cattle, but yeah he's on it apply to a hotel in the GMO. I can see from my room. I won't go to it now as they are at present. I am resolved it's a blackened gonna get me it's a nautilus, those of Europe. They did their bad for your joints. Polemics replica this mother, Fucker seventy years love, I don't it's hilarious. Recently I was looking out one. Do you moved to shoot? Somebody kill somebody It's gonna forget mine. Pan actor look is sauce, true, if I knew somebody get home, if I twelve million people gonna see me had actually put in the time game, but it's my wife who gives a fuck. There was some bitch in a certain level You like it or not. Is there divorce you decide, you want be lonely rude, that's a great idea or thought of what used to
worse, like socket or divorce. It's not a good idea. That's why you're not married, and I don't have a choice of yeah. I say he. I say something ridiculous videos like what a great idea Ok, around he's. Ok, this is doctor me right. This way. When did you get married? Five years was a far bigger kids, but suddenly, some recent into your Mary I held out for a while. I think marriages ridicule but I'm not going anywhere. I have kids, I love having kids even enjoy being married, but I dont, I think, the idea of a legal contract with a stick an illegal in more more ridiculous. Is the idea that you bring a bunch. You don't even know, and if you decide to break up there side, where all the money goes to split things up. I've had some friends have gone through some absolutely fucking. Brutal divorce. Will you understand what divorce really is? It's a business? I mean them the marriage system in this country, when the encouragement-
is more than getting marriage. Getting married is about selling diamonds, that's a big one and then distribution of assets which a big part of go to the legal system. That's what people think about, Important was the first. One effect is true. Turn me but how about deal the flip side in our illegitimate kids and all that one solution of the family and learn how that turns. Well, what's legitimate, and what's not I mean if you together and you're, the Father and she's the mother. You fuckin jump over a broom like they didn't routes, and you say we're married. You know I have friends, have kids that they J, they change their names and then not married. You know they decide. We don't need to do this legally. I have friends, I got married on a lark like there. Really Mary? They got married by a friend. You know like do
they went through all ceremony. Dachstein help did that he got married and was like a fake and then like one. She went crazy like well. I guess it's not be meriting more than he doesn't have to go to court. I don't understand. I've got Mary, I got married while back when you remember, I wasn't real goes. Our real is just like they what they did everything except assign the actual papers. They were the rings or whatever, but if he went to court, if she took him the court, I bet she could fly, but that back then why there were together. She get Alice suit. All those fucking goofy suits you workers. Isn't there like a law? If you live with somebody for over seventy years, that's it's a mystic partner. That could be I of common long common law, marriage. That is that in all states, I don't think so. I think it very state by state but California, and it's definitely it exists in China for now. It is also a thing about being married. More than a certain amount of time. I have a friend who was married for twelve years. In this you know fuckin too the end. It was brutal audio than in my no kids broke over. There has to
Pay alimony for the rest of her life forever. She apparently, because he paid for for twelve years. I mean she's, like forty nine, She might lead jeez, paying him none another now he's paying her. They forever forever he's paying of Arabia. That's it we're married bad where she was thirty Norman; no, no! No! No! No! This is California divorce law. They talk about America when you Goethe, it's it's the People's Republic of California. When you go to a certain amount of years of marriage in California. You are obligated if you're, the guy who's was the caretaker describe it The guy who's got the money without friend, because Russia is difficult. What was he don't you was never american every Amerika because of that colleagues, will they both have money? The nine My friend was married. His wife was just fuckin, get her nails. The brain or little fuckin show tiny dog get it wash. He has to pay for the rest.
Relax he's married now to another woman, and he pays for example. In amounts money every month, and she lives in his old house in the Fuckin Palisades sweet house, and she moved her boyfriend in and when you're living with a man, then it's supposed to be, you know, he's not suppose pay anymore. So he brings investigator into the situation. The investigator goals need they check, how's the guy moves out an investigator comes around. I wonder what the fuck you all as soon as they He comes back land ownership as they go through this little dance where they do. If she gets married again, he doesn't have to pay any more, but then she lose out on hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. I mean I think he pays or something like six or seven hundred grand a year. Well, that's why I am saying, is justified, but that's why you lot a guy snap. Oh yeah, I mean same of that with it with all the you. No child custody thing enough at all. It's all favoured towards the mom in that case and guys fuckin snap
in some cases are nonsense justify, but they do that the systems are fucked up because, first of all, these people don't know you. So if you go to court, You know it's everyone's trying to present their argument would dare the perfect person I'm the perfect husband. I was the perfect. You know my wife is a crazy bitch. You know I was a perfect model my god: they weren't you hear the level of also had friends that their their wives, when their breaking up, who will file of restraining order and say that he was threatening being abusive and if it's just you and her alone, the cheek they can sail crazy shit and that's worried guy would snap Ga I made you gonna ruin my life. I have referred who was a woman who was getting divorce and her lawyer advised her to do that and she was like what she couldn't. Fuckin bleached like no he's, not violent, I'm not gonna do that is like looking a little favor you in court when I say that in a way that is abusive, sanity
and you and you can. You know he likes phrase that in a way where he wasn't suggesting it, he was saying one of the best ways to ensure you know favour with the court as if your husband was abusive. Has he been abusive? Has he ever said anything violent to you, went link like issues like a. U insinuating is like one, I'm just saying that if you did that and she's like stop Mama. Have you seen that more begone gone girl. Yes, holy shit. I was kind of a good example of a hole in a very good, maybe fakir duty haven't seen now existing take a check for it seems like while they that its, where its it I didn't, have the hell. It's the opposite of a chick flighty. While it is it's to me, I don't know I have my own take. I can't watch too much shit out a highly without seeing the little the fuckin angry feminists head rearing. Its Buck in facing the heavenly. Yes, it was just an x. You see much hate. It
listen to me, though assembly will you well written, but yet, but that's a hateful woman who wrote that shit. She hates me with a fuckin patch, but then can justify the embargo, while the woman's the crazy bitch in the movie. That's what they boiler alert, listen, don't anymore because people, if you haven't seen among its good Fatima what happens in the end. I didn't know that already I wash in a hotel room and Vegas, I was like fuckin by myself like you, I got a bed see what's on tv use at one o clock in the morning, watches type fell asleep, ten minutes, aunt em fuck, and why not? the pillar. The area was long fuck, but it was so slightly on and I was it that they would the dialogue so slackened, like people really talk like that, but but the venom in the hatred towards, and that's what I was getting out of it at its warm and I don't want you analyse menu hapless like an hour or two particles apart from a tv yelling at it gone this brought his vision.
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right, metric down, it's comin out of her filthy hope and a guy ever Debbie equivalent. You couldn't get the more we made, wouldn't get green lit, understand, you're gonna be a fuckin douche bag. I want the right to be a douche bag. What used to be these two evils? Mac, women in movies, Harry we should have liked gather MAC while by, who were the who sticks the great fruit in his wife's face arch bunker whose takes a grave rooted in a movie. Yes early baumgarten, guys some time other carefully. You don't hear your as Cagney James CARE. Really he does. I wish you are a wish and well argued. Fuckin sink. Somebody sticks a great brought his wife's face at the kitchen. It's beautiful played on eloped my view. I wish you, you know it's it's going to find the other way now, so you can see
women in the face and they would kiss you afterwards. Those yeah those days were different. What was going on back then? We could just smack women with zero live like that, I'm in beating about sovereignty, Is that what was going on you have put into this feminist horse. You are going to do for themselves. Yeah, but it me why was the guy hit nor in the first place how budgets have accomplished burnt does eggs? come on. Let's be not enough of Corsica Nicholas how dare you? Oh, my god, this is horrendous. You're gonna come after you deprive who the feminist They're not gonna come near shows anymore, not exactly as they would already picketing play a goal you got a great measure our working again, but I wish you would imagine well, but I like a tire poverty and singular. Woe maybe found someone you like better.
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that really lovely woman. When I remember, I think that it was horrible, lovely guys, I'm with you on that one. He was hurled it all she said was mania. I'm better. Romania files, you like better level. It is only reasonable. She's been fairly reasonable, wouldn't even screaming see, but that's just ten years ago you probably saw that an was like yeah that she deserved it, but you get we're getting puts it in the last sixty years ago, burn movies from fifty fuckin yards along damagon more than fifty years ago. The movies from like the fifties Right was yeah yeah. Maybe I like maybe even forty with James Cagney agenda. Give her even after publication but girls, we said that that old school hair that old school year that way we're like that they. When can convict before flatter and then they also have like fluffy shit around the end of their sleeves those
we're common. That's like she's, pissing poodle. Your wife showed up at the dinner table and she's short like that. You feel like what. What are you wearing your show? How buddies pajamas pajamas are excellent guy? Some of my brain, snapping. That's like what you weren't you. Breakin rocks lillehammer. Nineteen thirty one public nineteen, thirty y yeah. I think that was it. I think that's public enemy, yes social media back there was a newspaper in Armenia. Was social media between people shit. There was nothing. Nobody had a voice, then in a nice was quiet, but it's interesting cause. You could kind of its shape society with movies like em like that. Will you see James Cagney hid it chicken face with a great fruit that would be imitated by.
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but everybody loved that movie. I feel like I'm moving United love him. I would wear a fucking give my kid a t shirt with his face on it, but it's coming that's crazy. She little five year old cables, scarface circulate what was the fucking yea? I got the money then you get a person said I the bad guy, Lastly, when the restaurant shit, it goes on and put mine away, was embarrassed. I was a good fuckin movie of a good five movie hub me when I got to see that I got to see the day came out, and I was really crowded at the theatre in my hometown damage. I sneaked down by this by the ropes. Waiting to the doors open, so I can run in sit in front of the neck, showing the doors open when I see him falling in the pool. Oh, I just when it didn't denial, unlike that's not him, that was just problems. Character. That's not didn't know! That's what I saw. That's terrible
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two Deniro over the last few years? It seems like they just give a movies like I'll. Do that faggot Panama pay my fee I'll fuckin. Do it even a poster. Looks bad for that, maybe without so bad, do it so bad would say the Amish beard. I would say play the hoodie about say, play the trailer, but will duffel you kicked off for you too, for the control of its like a hunting in central park. Is it such a bad movie men went Deniro did that movie with, like you, did like a fantasy movie like one of those fuckin wizards sorcerer movie with what the hell's rename the cheque from Turkey, though, that Sharon Stone it was, I think, was heard Sharon's Stone and Deniro in some awful fuckin, unicorn, wizard movie well that movie I was called paycheck. It was,
I mean was spent in his money on how much money is like I have he wore it's funny, because not as much as you think this whole article a few years ago about him. I haven't money pro really yeah he and he just bought a bunch of property. Upstate New York and of another. It is starting to us like, One reason I don't even remember there is a wizard or something I don't even remember that guy seven point seven and I am db fuck you, I M D, be financed showgirls has on. I point: that's that's a legitimately good movie because it so bad. Twond shall showgirls legitimately boys our name, a Czech Elizabeth Spurt, four point: five! That's it outrageous! tomorrow, but how does I, when I was seven point? Seventy seven point: seven is almost broken. Eight, no eight is almost nothing minds, almost perfect right. That's bullshit!.
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gets eighty miles and night civilian aid in the bombs, walnuts eleven degrees out, I'm via my couch fuckin, being a slice of peach eleven ten at the seller and you gotta do three sets the Nite owl. There is one more well. You know I do I go to the standards of the club, an egg. I do a full half hour. They, let me do a full help. Ah ha that's. Why can get something done in it? They came in handy when I, when I did this and others This killing it Nick DIP died costs after me and stands one of the bus handling a billion euro clubs yeah it's at its intimate little, it's a scam. Spock summits He's got a really Fifi fail to it's almost like Zizi, you doin little anything will laugh color and then it gets so angry. He'll say some hateful me shit. I got a fuckin liberals while yet night from absolutely wrong, but but does it, but you gotta admit even Chris rocks at all really Is that a whole article outs and I've been fun anymore? The kids
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which one was it was all the above. It was everything it was isolated. Man we were in the fucking would and one of our neighbors got it spits his car eaten by a bear. I say once I mean they find that a flock of many cope. Blackberry knows best when they smell leather seats. They don't know, that's not food. Burial. At the bare guardian. I bet I could find it. I better get fine, fascinating Bob Bear Claude seats car. I cars, fine colorado because I saw the pictures online. I was you, gotta be fucking. They're scared, the shit out of me, I'd rather get eaten by shark or whatever the bare thing to me. Yeah I went on. Sledges are the I answered I like eating bears like they go, get em the I only problems, Joe with your chickens. I get Kiley chickens. Young at twenty four are used, have twenty fortune you haven't got a guy like this?
and does the acid and reiterated the fucking Congo Export crazy mother. I, like experiences, I know you do you say so anyway, this fuckin bear in our neighbourhood broke into this car and just aid. It I mean fuck and ate the car. Eight, the seats eight, the dash word, I'm trying to find the images I can't fuck and find them online. I should have book marked it. It's the craziest fuckin thing you ve ever seen goes out to think that a bare would what's that, when it was his only gives it fell off of a trampoline and lead to shorter and fell. They tranquilize then have higher the tree, not young, maiden trampoline, so it just start pelts nor economically their video yeah yeah little progress pulled from you to really how'd! You get this people it own those videos day. They get make money off the ads. So if you play them on a par ass, they put.
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but a lot of weird ideas but were bears. Are they have these ideas at some out of the bears like these cute little cuddly forest creatures are eaten. Berries, grew up that way, Teddy bears. We should not give, cannot hide trying to tell you there are no true was putting like what would you do for Klondike BAR Fuckin bears polar bears. This is a Fuckin. Coca COLA bear that's what they do, those goddamn polar bear, all they eat is meat website worries Eleazer dear somewhere, not as you get the blood office for he doesn't. Just what have you got to the cleaners kidnaps it with some soda swims War is worn out with blood all over his face, like a fuckin g doesn't give a shit carried. It looks like he's a polar bear, their blood. Oh, my coat, dared goddamn terrifying
animals. We play the video didn't way of the guy. That was in that big plastic box. The giant elects a glass some guy for the BBC sets up this box. This huge bullet proof, steel, Reinforced Box in Polar Bear country, and this giant fuckin polar bear comes over, is trying to get him trying to eat the box and is huge fuckin mouth and this inside this box parents shaken the box. You realize how strong those fuckin that's like a set of rather than a shark. I've never seen a video. I blame. The video is gonna play on this can appoint on that aiming Jesus. Fucking. U have to six its keys working goddamn, terrifying, Is that so many animals out there that are just unbelievably, careful and terrifying, and we have these ideas about and based on my cartoons Bubu like although a really scary ones like Paul
we're bears land is penetration, told never Koala Beavers Geiger killed by a fuckin beaver this. You have a thousand venereal disease, allow you're a fucking com, can a bone. By the bear. No, that's that's why? Sir, oh oh skip add one that goes like this is fucking guy, in this thing and if brine, what is the name of this photo? Dumford cod starving, Polar Bear BBC will bring it up God, so it is Jack. Ass sides is going to sit in this, this big glass in bulletproof, glass and steel box, and this barrier
goes right to I'm no fear and enormous animal, probably fuckin you! No thirteen hundred fourteen hundred pounds sizes, fucker yeah, that's got damask makes me out, look at the Kyoto face and then, as you know, by now, just wholly Jesus will you know you know which he gets up. There he's just smelling it right now he noses meet inside there. So we start getting really close and then start trying to bite it like. This is where it gets really crazy. You search pushing it. This is tightening down the lashes not sure, yeah, good time indictment mule. I won't allow night how they even tested.
Size of that fuck. You ve gotta, be shit me. How did they even test this thing? It's trying to get him, I mean it is trying to open that thing up and get him. This guy was the only animals that actually see us as food. I would want a gun one. If he's got a gun You have to have some kind of pack up right. Just in case of it does happen. I would hope someone who's filming, that from a distance has something like bear spray or something you look at this hope training them please claw, and at the fucking over that oh god, what even eighteen, oh Jesus Christ, because they're not like Even Grizzly bears dully berries and grass and delete all sorts of plants and then why should doubt human blood, polar bears,
don't have anything around except meet. Other donors is eaten seals and occasional hiker. Yet H, they create me out they should, but we want this actual swoon with one. The guy who's got his own pet. Look at that. I find jackass and I went to school in Maine. They had fences up along. The cap is to keep the bears up reeling, but those are brought blackberries right, yeah still dangerous. Apparently blackberries or more likely to kill people than brown bears she's brown. You just being races What am I saying? Equally, barely blackberries would eat people. Often in brown bears wore black brown bears, it is bigger and stronger. Rarely bombers will avoid you apparently more the blackberries well, but New Jersey especially has a real fuck. I know they arrive. No, I mean I live in West, just what's the difference and you want you move out to Westchester what made you want to live out their honest to God. No tunnels
bridge, is on the way into the city that is nice, but the property taxes or through the roof I am but I love you. I love it. I am worst and country real one. Other, where I will mention like five different articles on the times, you're like that's what we're Part Winchester MOB without telling anybody can people will start, by the Bye like Chappaqua area, Briar Cliff I was listening to you. Wanna armies, pod cast, you are talking about, are neighbour, HANS and swung air yard yeah. Sometimes look out the window and obese walkin throughout our Agatha, dear yeah, reopening bloodshed, love is a guy. I love this guy. Does you bring over me? He gave me Venison rose for Christmas. Really I love this guy not yet not. Couple days ago there were late exchanging gives, but that's club that shit I mean, and we have the same thing. I got other small dog and we have carried out is it
the dog out at night. You gotta go clap and applaud. Let's get to let the coyotes now you they aren't. Apparently they say this like certain like things he could set up there. Make a sound, a certain sound, the coyotes don't like any set em up and they can keep a lot of the coyotes out, but their smart does little fuckers if they figure shit out they recruited. My dog that's our really and that's how he got away with killer my chickens. He became my dogs friend, like they go around my dog, and in only would like play, I guess like outside the fence, my dogwood bark and I'm in wagon I want to seize on how my gun and when he killed a chicken and ran off with my dog till the chicken to my dog, broken into the side of my yard, where the county was, somebody left one, a gate open. We have two gates and one of the gates he could canna. He could shake it with us,
and he can open and nobly figured it out, and so he ran over there to hang out with his path on going to fuck and an orgy of slaughter. Was it you, whoever we burn or whatever? That said something about this, that the quality limping that was trying to trick? Oh yeah, yeah yeah that was actually and asked that was the scoreboard, Scarborough yeah, we're all hanging out in the back of the colony? Storing them tell us that peat you live with his pity, see he picked up. He'll behind the comedy store with July two car comics to depart way up in this huge hill. Cuz, there's like a street that they can park on and then walk down the hill and said he was getting on his car There's a coyote limping that was used, Megabyzus Coyote limping. Is this kind of nervous he's like I'm, not gonna? Let this cavity walk by me and then suddenly, this pack of coyotes to start walking past em like so there, they were doing the exact same thing with the limping they set it up where they make it look like the hurt and they work. Although limb,
So that's. What they used to do here is to get girls. Yes, pretending was hurt, Is it a serial killers dog they become ever. Asked on their arm in arm crutches member TED Monday. I didn't know that you're, a girl comes over to help and we try to put a couch in the back of a value. Is Bhutan he's gonna cast on us into the girls? I saw lamps. Yes, that's like that's a gate. That's creepy! I did not, there was a human thing. I dunno fuckin setting no animals with, don't they face a limp yeah, they figure limp and they also become friends with your dog and then, like my neighbour, he has a like a beagle little Beagle any says every time the code is come near, as has the beagle starts wagged his tail. I think the coyotes his friend and if they get the dog outside and they just mall and kill it creepy. Well, but I was just they smell. The foregoing attacked it. Now there, smart man, they develop tactics. Won't you.
There are similar in a lot of ways to wolves and wolves, have a lot like crazy tricks. They do to to get animals. Wool set up, ambushes like wolves, will they'll funnel like Elk and dear into like a path, and then the They'll have other wolves waiting on how the fuck the work this out how they robbed the internet I mean email. What do they do that lets them figure out that this is a good strategy and how they know like who's gonna, be the chaser who's gonna, be there Wade's know how do they coordinators, but I guess when you fuckin starving and the only we get food is to kill it. With your face. You work shit out and quantity streets markets where it is
the streets, more think of a greatly fake, limping I'd made, never heard that that's unbelievable. They have a real problem. This one retirement community has been sums insane amount to more than thirty over the last year. Coyote attacks, because the where figure appeared in Arizona figured out that all people or fuckin old highways, guys, like you, stop me from his dog, as is run up and snatch dogs right off the leash. They'll literally wait for someone to be walking their dog the wait and see the guy with a dog and then just run. One right now you think after number, ten or eleven, you wouldn't want you dog and buccaneer. Well, especially, if you live in full in Arizona. We can carry out a gong on moves yet do everything Luckily Arizona Open, carries too. We will have to have a concealed carried permit. You do whatever the fuck you want. You can keep a gun you're under you know it. Everyone now helmet in gun, on your machine no helmet and motorcycle and gun chaotic. Of the smell of absorbing junior, just walk you dog, by
cycle, while you're armed, that's just because there's someone if you put the comedy sir they're, getting new motorcycles lately, and it's just so like India that expensive, I thought motorcycles we're like the price of a car there. Not that bad knows about it all. The way we could get a motorcycle. I wish we didn't live in our legs. It's so tempt. The gloomy Armenia we ride together, hand. Unease like lady, got plans. I ain't gonna get aside carbon, whereas I goggles on
is that there are many people, the comedy sure they're getting new motorcycles lately, and it's just so like India that expensive, I thought motorcycles we're like the price of a car there. Not that bad knows about it. All demons always run his trouble. You re yeah, that's a fuckin dope. Motorcycles got to that fat. Harley Davidson things amazes police car one year has a police motorcycle because you can only least motorcycles cool, oh yeah. The load is kind of like sort of police colors yeah. We aside car aside bags on it that things. May I asked him about. I go to that things. Amazing idea have come. Cause. You all the time King Louis as liberals low in New York right after we moved to different places. He got a bike and and and sure enough like after, like three weeks. You don't like sixty nine hour by hour, Bassorah Goes- did gets hit going through a fuckin, innocent yeah lie not by you can t count. I gonna kill again easily.
He got hit hard. Yet flying got knocked out. I almost got a bike. I was going through the motorcycle training thing and everything I was going to the couple friends my and they want of getting bikes but to people. I know got some pretty serious accidents. A body. Mind fell, he was gone through the canyons and he fell fucked his shoulder up and then another friend, Frank mere. Was you have see one that you see champion he got hit by a fuckin car got launch sixty feet near some old man's, ran a regular slogan, hit the gas and shattered his femur. That's the thing it's It's not you. It's almost lost a lot of people, the other people drive and the ultra exaggerate exactly. I mean crashing your bike if you'd gone fast can be fatal for sure, but most accidents occur because you're involved with another vehicle unless you're driving a psycho
I don't have a mini budgets, even tempting just work. You know I just drive around my house, my neighborhood. I think I'll just go to the store and it is going to happen on the freeway Ali to go pick up and say I withdrew itself. They aren't. I mean you think about he go to. I think about this. When I go to work like like, like Disneyland with my kids and I'll, get any stupid fuck and go carts and like work, you know I gotta go cart. I gotta go sports car dry too fast like this is another fund. For me, this is stupid, but, like a motorcycle like around your neighborhood is just like going on a ride, but you in over it's fun. Go on a ride, dissonance way more fun to be. Reiner our neighbourhood are more cycle- would be really fun. Convince yourself out, though, but what's with worse as those guys that thou think feel the same, but they get. Those like four motorcycle, like words
a grown man like a white guy with what, when those four wheel, motorcycles drive me, not a story that Washington agreed yeah, you should be of wash without uttering a word in Tennessee without checking your moonshine ass. If somebody broke into the trap line, those things get people fucked up, now those Florio Lotto Airlines, people didn't, I won't break his back doing those problem they fall over on you? The problems arise, it's different and a motorcycle. I give you slot and a motorcycle of your phone, you let the bike slide, and you know you get rug, rash or road rash. Rather, but on those things a lot of times, we want to be trapped under him, get crushed, there's so goofy. Looking data and guide driving down the street and at their real dangers
if you hit a bump, if, like you, hit a bomb like you left side- and you know it flips over on top, you you might get crushed and are you might get your body cavity caved in here's trail Ellingson? What's he doing is never helmet on chooses? Christ was credit, football injuries goddamn had injures TAT lady who said to Wilson Affront one, the back, those apparently more stable for some reason. Why the hell is that that's like all those things they have two wheels and the front, and one of them I wonder if because it has all those wheels, you don't need a home in or is that like in a place where you need a home, you don't need a helmet bought african states still don't have helmet laws now. Yet sunglasses, and- and I deplore that we have to have sunglasses, which is small, attic, the law, a bug
pebble amino pebble hit your windshield. If the miles an hour danish, though I say the worst, is when you're behind somebody in somebody flicks a cigarette out, no go right in your co, inner driving it just like you, don't know what that means is that happens all the time tat, yeah cigarette, the bark rarely I see little Marble party times humanity, I mean it happens all the time on the road. I see people throw cigarettes, other the car out here, all the time when they leave men used to have a jug about their member. Well, as she goes out I'll, throw my cigarettes healthcare one August last time I did. The crab homey blew up I always think than say, with the best younger you think tat. All right, like you do at somewhere inside your engine is going to go in the tank get in there and fuckin rights as all gasoline and shit Without an Ella, you have to be a real asshole. Dude accidently rains once a year here, everything's dries fuck,
That's correct manner, fires. They say all those roadside fires they all get started with people flicking looking about south listening out, that's pretty sweet that it We don't know excises them three wheeler nothing looks a bit Leclerc tyrant, it looks like you could. The front could be the best. In the back, be that you could go either way on happy. I'm laid out this way. It's a bisexual cycle goes both way. Those that's like corvette size tyres, Why does happen tyres are that seems like that would be you know not that stable? I may I guess. That means an idea that you can. Glean weary of younger you drive. There were people drivers shit all through Ella. I guess although the idea that this example accept legal thousand Warsaw, Google, is we're like motorcycles illegal, but you have to get a ticket. If you have a see built on,
I'm inside a metal box disguise he's like sitting on that thing, he's sitting sitting in holding on with his hands you can write a motorcycle by the way. We have one hand about that. How they have one hand you just sitting on it and I have two hands inside a box and I get a ticket of another Strapper get another big thing. Burbank then It's not illegal golf cart, slack keyboard just drive. This should remain in Burbank all the time. Just two or three people just drive nestling golfing. Suddenly they living on life at breakneck pays out with a Really I there's a light. That's become popular think because just that gas mileage you now with their illegal on a lantern, rather it draw electric. I don't. I don't know this- that the future of em The albanian Jennings lecture carts well fuck, the spotted alchemy, my pickup truck these Fuckin electric cars are making now they're slowly starting to get better gas, my or distance they under a hundred thousand dollars. Now
I brought you right that the test was the good ones mean getting a previous, but those ugly, less So I want to get by two broad than a golf cart late. When allegation no gears, just a steady, buzz thirty five miles an hour when their pushing it yeah. They got a new test. Liquors foreigner miles. That's like the newest latest greatest one day, an upgrade to their little roadster cause foreigner cost for miles. But that's that long and long miles, and charge now seem shit. It's a fan. Didn't you guys get divorced in areas that is paying a girl twenty million dollars, Elon Musk, don't it MAPS work. What only about a preen up- and I never worked contest them for sure and loud times when people can test pre, knobs or any kind of lawsuit people settle because it took
like Yak, is at a low. You know you have see right now. Has a Elon musk divorce makes him most eligible again divorce. Hindu do. She will receive sixteen million. Yes, she deserved it at all because she help with a company shoes. Sweets Jordan, sex, that's massage! You gotta get to know you wanna be pungent raised in the six. Are you going? I didn't know better? I don't know any better when I grew up my formative years all occurred before the internet and social justice. I didn't know. I thought I was raised on James Cagney movie about if you wish, think it like. I second, the only others fuckin, electric cars is gonna, get those goddamn batteries from somewhere, and all that, though, that shit from those batteries a lot of it comes from like with it call conflict, minerals. Its comes from Africa comes from like them: fuckin slaves,
the ground, like that's, that's a big dirty. She ran. I cellphones lithium Am I on batteries alot of that shit comes from either Africa or a big, a big supply they found recently in Afghanistan like they're gonna. Gonna be setting mine are now able to mine, I'm not a lot of chemicals over there, a lot of shit and ground minerals. Why don't you girls in natural gas, yet no roads, no toilets, yeah, you know they say also in places where electricity is made by coal. It actually is worse for the environment to get your electricity, the power cuts are and then use it with a cop part. Fired electrical plan than it is to disburse gas because the guy ass. They have now like if you have certain what is a charge Jones, what has guess what what positive for cocaine, winners rehab Where is actually happened as having now John Jones TEST positive for cocaine, and
Rehab. Oh my good, now wait him and held out when you do cause is going to ask you that that was the next question. I dont think that stays in your shoes to very low thirty days twenty days. Really, unlike that's very short, is that long. I thought it was like thirty hours or some crazy, like that. Maybe I'm thinkin thirty hours, but I did wow That's fucked me harshly after we fight like that. I want if he loses its title of court from Ghana. I am proud of John Jones for making the decision to enter a drug treatment facility. He stated I'm confident that he'll merged from this programme, like the champion he truly it. That's a good thing to say I saw him on the phone to really thinks. I think that we can have an interesting conversation. I can't talk to people about its exact on right. Let me
that's grenade, maybe celebrated the big victory. Now, I'm hoping no no way to know no way because they test them after the fight like ratified they tested before the vote. Right. Have a right to have December drug Testa says I put the rest of my coat. So yeah. I wonder what had tied gonna, be. You know what I don't know about that because he won. I mean it probably a non, vision like the probably like some no bigger vacate the belt man, yet only that cocaine, you can't be his high efficiency is. Are you fix this? So you have a re match month with above cooked up yeah, It's a pretty woman that he was baloney, still one. How about that about? this exercise I jump always the most bad ass ever and ass, a positive for cocaine, metabolites companies, brother with a patriot, best pass Russia. They have
it's a mayor couple. A tough mothers. Aachen family develop some stud athlete ever, This is this is really strange man. That's you It happened. This is called being with the Rogan when the nose you're right, you're, granted that you might get your ass be really up thanks was watching like a year ago in some guy gonna shit kicked out of him and you go but the guy's gonna little cocky enema, whose one in the fight he go he's got a little too cocky and you don't even ten seconds after you get the guy get knocked out albums. While this is crazy, this is really crazy. Nevada State Commission falls the World Anti doping agency toad and on whom this he tested positive for Ben zone. Zile. Yeah go nine, the main metabolites in cocaine, that's the so I use half so!
by saying that some metabolizing cocaine means what you're talking about like really trace shit. Billy, trace shit and he's already gotten busted in deed. Why would he merrily trace? Just small, very, very small amount of all amounts would give this issue with John Jones body. Oh shit, we're gonna starts traits mounted cocaine. I mean he could have just like days,
de in a well. If you could have money than all this damages grab some this window, Vassili an x amount of percentage, avoid Konrad our bells of my yes cocaine, all gone. I when I worked at a record store, we would get people coming to sell their cities, and I just remember I would pick out once Energy white dust over and about our whereby this, why anyone- let them know we want, let alone would scrape up again and we didn't know what we are doing. We're just like due to hospitals in what other white shit would be honest, eighties, while maybe they're good people it alone. Long defends the one that I seldom showing tits. And while I am proud that Mr Jones is addressing the issue
Frankly, this annual are now well. He got ten December. Fourth, ok! That's almost a month before now, with the support of my family, I've entered into drug treatment facility. I want to apologize to my fiance, my children as well my mother father, my brother's making mistakes. I may I also apologise to you, see my coaches. My sponsors equal point, my fans. I am taking this treatment programme very seriously, therefore, this time, my family and I would appreciate privacy and better. You know what man the dude is having a good fortune tat s going on here. They try to smother fuck around the planet is partying up a storm like some sets out to me, like you, know, all crazy a year and always, while shit that he's doing- and I was like- listen- you gotta- be a wild mother fucker to be to do that. A bad attitude on the planet you
we do and John Jones, essentially when it comes to Emma May, is the bad motherfucker and the planet mean he just beat Daniel call me a who was a strike force. Grand Prix champion who trains on a regular basis hold his own with the heavyweight champion, came the last, as he said in all in a heartbeat. He would fight the heavyweight champion and he might be able to ban a man who the fuck knows mean he might be a better fighter if he wasn't losing weight to get down to offer and doing coke. What two or two to four days is: when is the last in a system? Yeah ok, had slept means said, Annie, that's! So if we look at his, we look John Jones Twitter on December first or distant number twenty knife was the exact whereas I cannot hanging out where he was on the boat and look at the cop over their question.
Very cleverly cries. Take it easy there. They go back and going to see you and I just not dated each other such Sherlock, China, Jerry, aren't I've. Already my guide reference. I was trying to guide the M detecting division. Humanitarian needs for concerted, Joe. Ok, let's go to John John, whether it should simply go it's fine, John Jones, to him of his face in appearance. Scripted Jones with you think how far back yet ago, so so December wait the test, was December. Fourth, is that what it said I said I'd say: I've got December. Second are: first, I try to go deep, deep into the honey home December. Turning to do too,
it's alive. He just got back from Brazil came over its by Brazil, sky disfigure the whole thing on we ride. Holy shit. That's how it happened. Energy because it's trace amounts I'll bet you that it was probably something that's common that he may be. He went to a restaurant in deadlock, coca leaf, or there is some of weird like thing, the throne other theory. The rabbit went to call me he's people's over there and sprinkled it well. Vendor thirtieth, that's wrote image anything so he got test, on November for so he s number for the December. Fourth. Rather so he has four days were to get as a sinister. Yes, for that's it, I'm gonna start, don't mention it again yeah. I didn't know that either it looks like Brazil's new, most likely corporate, absolutely guys, put them together, really like going I'm putting up a storm. Here's the actual quotas
by Brazil. Thank you so much for the great time now back to the boot camp, and that was November thirtieth and then there's a trail of blood gone up the plains He is now there will sprinkles reeboks, while my laces bloody. What wow and fight with Hamleys cooped up about the fact that he was party in doing blown still beat the best guy on the planet. Priscilla man, you hang out that kind of bite you doing cocaine off of it. That's my shakes out there. Every time you gotta be a while mother Fucker manage their tried on frequent those places, anymore, Brazil or commonplaces nobody, Brazil, not beautiful place man, but the contrast between poverty and wealth and your very shocking. They like right next to write a bolt. Not only that
you know the Hollywood hills or the rich, we believe inhale. Yet an irregular folks live down. There is the opposite in India, till all the poor people live with this amazing view of the ocean, and then the no she had lived down on the bottom side, though, who, though they would have problems. They cleaned up a lot of it, but they have problems in the people would leave. The values and rob people and go back to the fabulous favelas like there's some like extreme power. And they were really mal yeah. They had the most like the worse homes, population on the planet, yeah yeah! It's big can get bad sums but it's also like the really nice people, Brazil's fund man. I really There are three issues together, the food is fantastic. They have those.
Two hoss careers. You know where they have the brazilian barbecue, it's what you said about with a male and they may they cut death. If they have it here, you ever going to church, I mean Patrice, lay great Patrice on every single wooed majorities watch majorities. He brought me that, please let us good! I go dude and this money. No, he had like diet. I'm like No one, man guys come on you're hitting fuck eight tis, a fucked up his body, but in Brazil they got real man because they spent so much money on the Fuckin World CUP, millions, millions and millions of dollars spoken stadiums bring all these people in with other poverty. I am, I know what the fuck were. You guys get this money assholes. You could have been put in these kids for school and giving people food and less some ass, like Katrina de by legal and Brazil. It is isn't it A ban not not banned in competition in Brazil sang and you have see it's not banned. Oh it isn't worth
Ok, that metabolites are not banned, that's what it is, the metabolites, it's not illegal sites, if you have marijuana metabolites in your system like now, it's legal like this certain amount. Metabolites you're allowed to have a. U equally changed it. While I go a large number there used to be, it was like you like a trace amounts of marijuana. Your system and they did take your money away Fine, you and take your victory away. That's happened before it would Nicosia that happen, but now, Oh now you you could have quite a bit. More zones hi when you're fighting that's what they want now they didn't think you should be allowed to smoke pot to relax after training all that shit. Marijuana stays in your system. Could its fat soluble wait longer like seven weeks, whereas with coke? copper fuckin. They ain t my marijuana story. When I came on promoting a dance club, one night is read after it before I start your comedy Lebanon, Malden Granada Highlands up on the hill there, those nice area,
I come from the palace fur by palace and saga? Yes, we left like a half a mile from which I come. My bodies all went out. I come home shit faced the thing, a tomato sauce, on the morning, I'm starving, I am spaghetti eight enough, like five people. Ok, I wake up like an hour later. My ears are ringing in the rooms. Go like this. I start pumpkin puking violently. I hit my buddies command. I'm in the bathroom. I hear them go into the kitchen they go here. How fuck they made rasta pasta, my when now in they ate this much of it. They they said they ate like our a tiny amount. They were fucked up all night this is a guy. Why only get high at that point a couple times in my life, not now my roommates talk enemy right, he's right, where you eyes like five feet away, but it sounds like he's yelling from a mile away. I was driven on the fuckin there,
I'm taking a bit in all, they should take me to hospital. One can puking swear and Adam and an honest about it was a week later. I remember watching the Superbowl still being fucked up, because it somewhat like you to seven you and when you ingested orally its way stronger and in it little reason my system for Adena. How lucky I mean you know you look it up, but I- and this is for somebody didn't. I didn't smoke a lot of wheat, that's crazy! A week later, or at least a week now at least I am party being conservative without because its days in, if you saw how much I ate you know, if you how much tomato sauce such a response and end and they were like they were fucked up all night was smart and they were like all now you make it of the figures like a hockey parquet outlay. Sire forget him on a tv hit, but the about a half dozen boggy by and I was Sidney again. Oh my ears were ringing in and they would like. Is it my roommates like that?
to me and it like Magellan down the hallway. I was true tripping on that's fucking phd whatever it is. Yeah it's eleven hydroxide metabolites is what happens when you, the TAC passes through the liver and which they think was most of the way people used to eat. Will they should take hash and eat it back in the day and its response? for like a lot of those psychedelic writing in then, though, the rig vader. All the Hindu scriptures. A lot of that was written while they were on eating marijuana eating cannabis. And it's like it's very psychedelic. When you eat a lot of a. U trip your fucking balls off, it's not like smoke in part. You get some of the lot apart. You just get really high, but you when you eat it, poet as crazy thing I was a vulgar mass unemployment rate for ever. We close your eyes, you see nutty shit, recluse, nay I don't remember that Remember. The voices, though, very well know somebody, talking to me being that close and in satellite, though yelling down always there was freaking me out on its own
little law like anybody else, your whole system whispered so fucked up at so much like. I could scared hearing people talk about stuff like that, start, get nervous my hands a sweaty right now you that's one see what's the stuff you do. I want to hear more about this die, methyl trip, doing the thing about empty is it it. It leaves your body really quick. Fifteen minutes later it's gone. But how long to? How long are you on that? The wheel high? Would you will you got it's your sober in fifteen minutes really, you might try that you tonight it breaks or brain forever. The note he does Why would he does ever done? It rains broken, so don't Josie, prettier expanded his arises and addressed me, your you you'll be fine. I heard you talking about it like when you want to use specials you taking questions and answers have to end users. Explain that shit. I was in my car listening on the radio. I was coming home from a gig and I go holy shit. I must want to try to stop.
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at the festival, how many I am a mask only they were tweeting before the first of all about joke about working with me and said they would make enjoyed. The ball will probably smoke. Nepal, oh my god. I didn't really nodded anything about these. Two guys, Funny cats, but am I do not know much more like what are these, we jokes you're talking about. We made me like a straight. I owe the fact they think they are and then I think that's the festival and they were just one. The whole time will you gotta be careful to in Montreal because its legal, bizarre right now and you get busted with weed and then they deport you you're Fox Veil, because right now my facile will you can't come back either mean, though, if you get caught drugs I can sum partner Hannah. It's pretty much legal in Toronto. Its prey close to legal in Vancouver saving over we're BC. That mean I wasn't it Men are called the union that was based on the economy of it without the document is based on. How
marijuana is involved in the economy of British Columbia. It's fucking everything if they they pulled weed out. If we didn't exist British Columbia, would be fact like the song of the money that flows was arranged. Come is involved with marijuana huge part of it in the dock, Mary by my friend Adam Score, GI, who just in a recent one called the culture hide it Brian was into and on its he's, just got these great documentaries. It show like first, while the hypocrisy and vote the maiden we'd illegal, why alcohol is legal or you smoke, Guido or not it's fuckin, stupid and they'd they just. Let us do that is, but it shows you come so British Columbia, it's pretty pretty close to legal, but Montreal, not so much much or little more trick, and it's scary to a lot of people alive
people do is keep like old joints in ashtrays in their cars, and things like that. You could get poured over and get a DUI and then not be allowed to go back into Canada because they won't let you have to its eye so my my car the other day and had like a joint sitting, my back see I might do. I need to be not be the sloppy because the good about the do you. I asked that they can get you why just being stoned and drive it will not only that the trying to crack down on that more because look the whole deal What d you eyes is two things going on: one trying to keep people from drive and smashed into people and people die, but too they gotta make collars they try to rest. They get. They have fuckin like they have a schedule that they have to adhere to the loudest. They have protests which should be illegal because, like what the fuck would they do it everybody decided. We won't break any laws for a year now and break Law for a year, what will they do lay off all the cops or were they treated like firemen. Were they to sit back and wait for something to happen
nobody rest. Nobody says: Hey has been fired six months. I will we cut back on the fireman fuck. You know, we know it like when there's a fire, keep the fuck environment ass all, but if there was no laws being broken and the money wasn't coming in from the cops to justify spending the money. You know salaries, knowledge as I wonder what they would do. We reach a cut off point culture, wherever ones, do and mushrooms all time. No offense rhymes, no cops. We owe their doing now in New York. City cops are saying that they're not gonna arrest anybody unless it's absolutely Sorry, which is like war, what the fuck does that mean you arresting people when it wasn't necessary, is not a part of the problem in their sort of admitting that the was right in that they will. Arrest that air gardener guy fucking rested some guy for so some loose cigarettes like there's someone selling crack somewhere here, there's someone
in babies over the city. I admit there is that's how tax hungry fuckin the blog Yonah left desire that they go after they bade. They suggest that the big that the cops and force those laws so because it because attacks is there are those in so much money. When illegal. It's really yeah, because they attacks crazy nooks and how much money could hang lie. Illegal cigarettes are like really meant. Yes, yes, so stupid, that's how obsessed with for contact. You know it to know that it's a left wing thing that the left wing, police or the terrifying merit mayor is responsible for what we think of as a right wing add a threat of arresting someone, it's kind of funny around here because like left wing leg, left left us ideology would be the you know. These are racist, cops are doing, but maybe it's a fucking it really the tax issue, Reiner its forces guys to do a of people say that and now the car, aid on their I'll turn their backs on the release of luck, and
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And become mayor. He painted the cops is bad guys. Come out and say what I have a son, I'm gonna have to sit him, Don T have to be careful around caught. That's a fuckin slap in the face, the cops you can tell me a cop, a fuck, special White Guy, that that day into the projects every night and rest, his fuckin life, to protect black people from other black, believes racist mine. Well, not at the obviously, this bad Copley unites amok. Every group has shitty people in it and this guy painted them. You know as the bad guys and then you get sharp and involve lose a fuckin, scumbag anarchy. Would anybody says you mean Did you see him next to it that the police? Commissioner, on all these? meeting. It, have he's a sharp and he's a race permit. So we makes his living and he's a is also charlatan, mainly of I do not act was respected at all. You see him on see it in the White House eighty times, less funding is further years, mean that the black pretty had Martin Luther King, whose, like universally That's right! A great leader now about sharpen you think Marvel to king would wake
have generally jump anymore. You noticed that right, Jesse, Jackson's, african pariah. You know why cause you got busted, but scamming alleys, fuckin companies, out of can it would show exactly? It was on a treaty that shakes down come Pepsi goes to pet. I have nothing to black people work and we're gonna pick it up, and then they they send money to his action can main Bo Coalition national Action network, and but you know here budgets Jackson anymore than his son, got busted member Jesse, Jackson We are in jail right yeah. He had metal, Brahms son like mentally ill area whose on medication instead, it is sad that the black community doesn't have like a real, powerful, respected civil rights. Later today, Yo Yo sharply always be defined by that to want a broadly is enormous, and then I mean you can just fuckin quote pick you up.
Mine, a million Phuket things that he said that a ridiculous you now about how a black people can be racist? It's only why people that can be used is like stupid. Shit like that, like mom and everybody could be raised, and I was actually chinese. People could be racist. Peruvians could be really what we re talking about, like racism is not specific to like one different nationality, it's it's. The whole thing about being a cop in my opinion, is that being a cop is almost a job that no one can do its job have that kind of power and a gun and to see violence and crime and people. Why do you every day The worse? We see people at their worst survey in oh when he dwelt with all the statistics and how many times cops interact a ie eight little literally, they do. Job right. Ninety nine point: nine percent of the time I mean it. Of course. His bad ones here and there, but if you have any nice all nine percent and their interacting with a thousand people a day, you know that's why
Twelve million a year you get a lot of fucking bad interactions, Nelson once it make the paper slowly, it's just a job, that's like almost impossible for persons. Thankless! That's why they should be treated. Respect my have been yeah and its nunneley just thankless. It's also like the fuckin stress the PTSD. Those guys must be under They commit suicide. It at ambled, able, Ria, unbelievable ragged baddies cops. But caused and soldiers very similar in that way. They they both have very high rates of suicide and they both sea ridiculous amount to shit it s almost like seems like this should be a better way, but I don't see a better way of me. I mean I don't see how you could live in a world that doesn't have cops, means people who think they wanted. We should live above an antidote. Is that I believe areas to make someone I would point out with its work, even if they must have never met an asshole
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name a guy with everyone loves he still doing creepy shitty things like you. You have to have a say an amount of law you have do because even a guy like that is, there was fucked up shit. It's right! Well, it's about humanity with God, and you know that's why we all have to do more in the emptying at point, doggie, Alison, and here that man I was ready to go, find some harvesters, it's very difficult to find a store. Go the bag. It's like buying cuban cigars. Had, I know a guy, we're gonna be. We cuban cigars now has at where yes, supposedly one is actually only plus two. This thing: I gotta almost gotten trouble taken some back at the last minute. I didn't take some back from Montreal and then the fuckin guy. The airport literally ass me you're gonna. Do I was in there what I must smell
therefore, what happened to your work and he goes. Did you bring back any kid? I'm just asking, because they are illegal God, no Daphne did not bring back anything. They open up. My bank. They looked there's nothing in the road. Like oh shit like this is real like to actually bus people. You go to jail for having a fucking cigar, it's a taste any different for real. I know about those things, those fucking things like having an alligator on your shirt. You know these are hell bent on landline law. I don't know man, James and I used to smoke cigars together and he didn't like Cubans he's like the two fucking strong though them knock you on your ass, like you're, certain Cuban, like a punch like that's why Woman is a few oiled. The Monterrey double Kronos, his big fuckin fat studies, they'll knock your dear out. I had a dirt, they make a high, and I used to teach you to back on. College did jug like the death or that everything we
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he's off and put your mouth fucking, twelve, how I got it first! Well, why someone sell me chewing tobacco closed? I guess it was legally get out. How the fuck I I don't know how I got it like now that I'm thinking about about- but I remember tuning puking, my brains out, the saliva build up in my mouth of raw swampy. I know I can tasted anyhow for a long time. I couldn't drink check it. Because it is of course outside or two we got sick on it now I would smell it. I would get sector smelling it, but that I could taste that chewing tobacco right now. If I think about it and almost throw oh yeah cherry school I what those little packets like a teabag, your eye, bad, but also give you a massive mouth cancer. There yet they are dying on the other, a video that guy or so that guy got his John removed, like you would go to like do these public service announcement said.
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every how we re IBM every every sketch, but that was one of the things because of the shooting back then, and that was the sketch, because somebody recently get shot. The guy had a banana. We had a banana. I was remiss, the payment are free, we did a sketch and Chris Rock, where we were. And they are holding up pictures what what's this and it was banana. That was the whole GINO and would go to gun picture of a bike I was a was really funny, but then I read executive, some going where we have a banana wrapped in tinfoil statement, but your copy of two seconds to make up your mind and you didn't do it or you get your ass, a rule that is true in the not drive by spraying a twelve year old, but how they did it was he got released. Another police force for being like mental unstable, arise, already trained in the heart of this other police force. There's a bunch of issues. My friend just in is a real gun, not told me the whole story but I think, he's a right wing as you get and he told me all store buys. I think I was fucked up. I think I should not a minute
be so, but they make you know, there's a certain amount of money involved in training, while those guys and once that money is invested, They hire someone in another district, because the fact the Verde been trained and went off to retrain anybody and spend those resources too many chances when you will work in Fora for Chris Rock. Unlike did you work when you were developed was you Well, his specials. We weren't. Would we were involved in that We do and what we are going to show you. How each be ocean right we're going up, so you hired certain guys, though, to work with especial relatively well. I Janni helped in well well would like the. Oscars. He hired us rich agenda. Me and and punch up a couple of movies businesses with his watch came from said: Asano Zhang, Teen, actually, Tina Faye was their Louie. We,
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up there. I don't want bad happened to you. Big, his eyes, big to say it. You became do you have to say? he was funny. He was a funny dude ban. He was a phoney dude. This a three hour shall dance over to. We did three always do all the time, pleasure once you start Toggle Kelly's what you just did not know how to do now. I mean so nice and ever studio cameras. I'm I'm I'm hum, hunt, I'm hunched over card table out of my basement. Will you do I'm I'm not. I don't understand how to read out a gets. It's not really three hours, a coffee. You forget based ports more up took three days now. Will you one when you do your part gas? Do you do it audio only or do you get him on yeah I've? Only we don't like a little over a year coming. Episodes wants weaker, wants away like sixty three episodes, and I love I
cause, I like radio, I love raiders when, where my favorite thanks has almost as much a stand up so Don't have gas because I live way up in the woods nobody's seen do you see an hour? I treat it like a radio. I do new stuff. I treat a kind of almost ago right radio show, like billboard, does his stuff all by himself to say: Rambo, hey rarely has a person on yeah he'll tilled, the red like viewer, email or listener emails. If, like family I guess you I'll do stuff in the nose and endless my personal life and just ramble. It's a good. It's like a good exercise for oh yeah to me. Keep it moving forward, try to keep meditate to play with sound effects. It should Like a kid, I pay, some here run it through MIKE. I bet it's a blast. Try that flag! One episode yeah. Well, you don't have to tell you of nineteen can't look at you like
see BS studios. Well, we're gonna have is beware more. I take after today, because we are just trying to help you to have fair fact: gas on act, This is the core radio. Isn't exactly that. I wanted this indication to bad behaviour that is breaking checking account for five minutes and see what the fuck's gonna know you don't get. That was they ask me. I delete my writing my pleasure. My report most familiar another senseless killing. You right now are the new worship dotcom. We were literally entire, but Nick DIP Doc. We play one, it's hilarious, but does it up there senseless killing would seriously dude I've known you for twenty five plus fucking years you ve always been hilarious. I give you alright commagena great, do appreciated by the friends for long term happy to help ya a time you wanna come on again, we got an open ended
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