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#635 - Jim Norton

2015-04-16 | 🔗
Jim Norton is a stand-up comedian, radio personality, author, and actor. His latest special "Contextually Inadequate" debuts April 24 on Epix.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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The get experience. My experience in broadcasting are broadcasting. How does this work? I think we are. I think we are brothers in broadcasting, like, I think, I'm going to talk about brothers and stand up and Broadcasting Broadcasting I do not know just signal low, like does not only respect. Does that like when you're sent in something through the air broadcast lobbying, forget there. What this didn't exist from that term came up so this day by private have encompass this to a gas but broadcast for whatever reason them. If it feels like you're sending like all wired signal like old schooling, tv signal you did it did it read their debt coming off. The radio tower clashing with M has been like when they first TVS came about, and you sit your house and all this time span listen to the radio like an asshole and then finally they have this box. You can sit in front of a news. You get to see an actor
image it's moving around and you know the whole countries watching at the same time they fired. Acted too that the way we will react to holograms when there's like going- a virtually like so you're alive action movie. Similarly, you can be immersed in holograms, eventually, that's how they with way we look at, how they pilot Kittv, because you ve just a whole family. We just sit around a shitty black and white box. You stare and holding elections are coming boring stuff, but that must have been amazing, like magic in your house will use the radio before that was magic where they could all sit around abroad. Can yeah hd well the war of the worlds member. When that that story from I guess it was like free what year was that thirty it is in the thirties. I guess was most arouse right when pursuing themselves. Yeah. I think snobs attack that no evidence and they will kill themselves how I and others like one of those urban myth things
They showed. How should I am disappointed in our committees. I ask your nerves so said about that. It sounds like one of those things that is be pretty hard to prove the anti go back. There, one thirty and find out who killed himself people can Orson Welles Radio talk about people can be talk about that slow uncle yeah Louis can brains. Beata believed the actor man was telling the truth. The unified depressed Amy, like Zawoiski Adobe, pray, left a lot of money in the market crash wasn't over by thirty five. I guess it was when moves the market crash is thirty five. I know it was. I think I want to say too early when he was twenty nine. Maybe thirty five was what was prohibition. Thirty three I'm not going to go on the twenty. Two. Don't forget his pork empires and the twenties. I think that's all through prohibition I know what it ended up. I feel I say it ended in thirty three and then marijuana became criminalized. Thirty five! Was it before that it does not know where it was legal before them, but they didn't call it marijuana. It was only. This is
called marijuana after William Randolph Hearst printing. These articles about black, Mexicans. Taking this new drug and raping women, and they call it marijuana allow. But I was a name for like a wild mexican tobacco that Marijuana was these two called cannabis, That's what it was. It was hemp cannabis and they with their small cannabis and they would smoke hash and all that suffer the same plant. There was real what they were after was hemp as commodity. They were trying to make camp a commodity very difficult to take over for for paper and for cotton. They did It made some new invention called a dictator and was going to be able to really easily process hemp fibre. That's where I was came, ok supposed again. It's it's sketchy stuff. It's all over the world guy, an eagle song, her mother, her that I heard with part one spell of Calidis: is there
the call to learn that that's what I heard that egos documentary at war is a colleague tested rising up through the air. We wondered what then name was there saying? I think it's a name for pot warm smell of colleges. He said all things also about show business are Ella or whatever, but tat. I just meant that make sense that make sense, though, but by point being No point that deserves a long asked how ago people there, so much little so much much much less information coming out them every day that just getting that signal from the radio must about big fuckin deal like well yeah granting around with a ball game that all just sit around. Look at a mighty. Just looking at a fucking radio hanging on the war, the soap operas the radio soap operas. They would do that Weekly want far man, all those guys did. The fully worked with the paper is a fire crinkle crackle crinkle they had, but they had, comedies does and some others are really fucked. Called the listen to today to you.
I think, like you, ve gotta LE gig you're, going to listen to one, I'm old, timer, suspense radio programmes, dont it's like a time machine of your Tom Papas come to pop up, and we we do that he doesn't live at the village underground? I think he doesn't hear and allay we'll give us all this Do we want a front of alive audience there awesome and he's always Gallagher, weird theme, Christmas theme or thanksgiving, and then you wanna reading it you getting real audience laughed and so great to act, and I have to be off book. Just hold you fuckin script there to do in a play with a script in your hand, allowance, or does it live in front of it all ITALY? He writes all the script changes you have, but he's he's cool like will go through one rehearsal like that night and then you just you know I always changed, have to make it sound like me, and he doesn't care and there really fun to do, is yet Matt, Damon Adullam. Why really famous friends, kisses and bother them for photos actually actually see him as an equal he's, a sweetheart that he is a good dude? I really only hung out with them for the first time we did my podcast I'd, like men
before, like I said hi I think, maybe at the most, but no really talk to him before he came into the park. A great guy he's funny. And he's a weird guy like Tom, is one of those guys like he's clean, but he fuckin murders on stay until Autumn Georgia, clean guy, updating art you stink, so good bed. He these evaluations, Sally, like EAST, totally clean. He can bring from any audience and you can't even hate Amelia users too funny Guy World Summit well, that's just what they think of nothing wrong with it. I think we all the especially you and I come up with a kind of got there is. We In time we, We pretty much start run the same time right like starting Letty, nineties yeah, I started eighty eight sub item I come to New York, I was ninety ninety one and you were just getting started to we're both can again started around the same time and there was like there's clean camps back then and dirty camps.
And we were looked at as like did the dummies like are these guys are dirty as if any other, just dirty and they look at what you're doing is like you would have less merit, because, even though killing guys killing just a second again, his dick sought by a guy's, weird stuff. You know what people would have this light. Dismissal of it. Doesn't really exist anymore. No I don't see it as March. I don't you, may I again huge amount of meal, but my thing anymore, but I dont. I remember that clean and dirty and have always thought that they thought there much more valor and cleanliness and there's not well. It censorship That's all. It is like you tell me you don't have those thoughts. Are you still want for those thoughts on states. That's, ok! You don't have to explore those thoughts on stage but to pretend that somehow or another there's something wrong with somebody else. Exploring those thoughts on state, whatever the fuck they are, they can't be handled in a clever and hilarious why everything can be
we will look at it like, like there's a difference between just because you can be happy and clean. Do they hack you dirty guy sock, just as much as hacking lane geyser in its you guys doing that I don't find it, to be shocking. We always no other guys up they're trying to be shot, but sometimes someone just has an idea of what it's gonna be. I give you here: Already common guy, it's fuckin stupid. Then you'll see someone is dirty and like really clever and you go While I didn't even think of that option, rights, hope or ato- and there is alive jasper, for example, some really filthy funny- and every truly funny guy that all these people, whether was actual who could be dirty whenever cardinalists or to Kennison Carl inner Lenny Bruce they were all filthy. Yet all these guys, like all dirty comedy when you mention them instead, just going oh yeah, I'm an ass and I'm wrong. They go well you're, not him. Yes,
Furthermore, the thing on pay so yeah. They have to say that they can admit the wrong. I sat down to God and Open Might night. When I was an open microbes, go tell me, you can't swear you tell me, you know you gotta stop swear because you never the tv and I really do kittv gigs. If you swear not gonna get the tonight show you're, not gonna, not in agony Letterman. You gonna be stuck here only pigeonholes You just gotta, be why those guys is bitter doing the road swearing and, as I will buck innocent he's like what you know- now cousin I go well. How did he becomes a chemist right? What about dies? Clare? You not dies clay with this issue because the guys, I think, are really funny right. What about prior would would have here? listen to you and when told clicking here, this is ridiculous. Like what do you like? What do you like workers? I, like Kennison prior and Hicks and then in the car. Like. Those are what I think it's funny and you're telling me that I can't be like them can't do that style, deaths ridiculous! That's what I think of his comedy like you and I might have a different idea, what you think of as com for you at my behind a young man in my be you know, whatever filling the blame.
From a and Molly to necessary. Nowhere. It could do you know everybody's got their own style that their into, but the people would be a real adamant in the clean versus dirty camp. I wanted, exist anymore and I think the internet is sort of like dissolve those boundaries lie TV has got a harsher too. It's like you, you know you didn't have even- and I can I d a cable, but you didn't have channels like effects. Are all these HBO, was only doing original programmable you're actually is watching comedy shows us said, fuckin them all the time, so we for them to do that. But now you just like a data douche, if you like, I dont, sometimes all work material out or take language additives like oh yeah. I want to try to do this on tv, so I gotta make sure my tinder bit is funny we want to do it on tv. I want the punchline to be cut lips and I'm gonna. Do I take that out? Maybe I can go like on foot Can I make a trolley Kalis noise and make it that's what you're fucked up? We have to start everything, including it up, but I've always hated euphemisms anyway. Like guys. There was one
was one guy was talking Malaga Decker Pussy and he would go her and he would How can you was all you like? and close down like that was what he referred to so either sailor down, but dont, whistle that fuck it does not suit us. That's stomach! Turning as bizarre is bizarre. Imagine you're talking to a man was just you and how many couldn't say pussy her unless he was talking about a girl that I am I like that I could see the idea. Confusion. Statistics is really powerful. Pussy you can actually whistle and unjust, adjusted, saying pussy muzzle just can suck Aaron probably possible of girls can chew ping, pong, balls and stuff. I stand by the joke or that bit rather but when he was in thailand- and you to some crazy lady who shoots bananas out of her position, I would the banana and then chop it up spitting it. One piece at a time while about them. Apples about that clampdown, stricken threats
Vitali trolling when I was young, I may vinyl January dollars to beg tat. They might apply to scam on until they might have sliced it up in advance. The way anybody shooting anything other vaginas, pretty got impressive. I think the way I've done it should fall out of a job is basically should stand up it. S just fall out on the floor that pussy should works of you doing anything above that you impressive. Your pussy! I was reading this article to this woman wrote. I really wish I remember who she was, but she was argue that size doesn't matter cause of a chick, isn't lazy. She can work are pussy muscles to the point where she could enjoy any DEC that's true or not, but she was like I'll, tell you what she was doing, She was loose vagina, shaming, He was doing. She was shaming. All these girls for not having the effort to also
while sending a signal out telling guys go typos. He or she was also telling that guy she's been dating, whose Kok is small and she knows it small. She was trying to make him feel better, so she felt her whole philosophy around I'm, not an idiot dating a guy with a little dick anomalies, and so I can enjoy him to AIDS process easier to suck and he's pro you're really good at imposing. Oh, my god, yet each someone just tell me some girl just tell me a story. Yesterday we had dinner about a guy with a tiny like a micro cock and she opened her fingers about three inches. Why am I wasn't that long? She was here and. Like how was it insists on this fuckin awful. I couldn't feel my love the honesty I hate lemme go. Look I didn't matter worse. It matters close it matters or some matters yeah. This woman was talking about that too, that we here's where size matters is that women want to feel stuffed yes, stretched out, she's I'd be, achieve that feeling by tightening implicit muscles, but I think you might have appoint their merry load.
Maybe two combination of all those things. Maybe there is no right answer, maybe you know her. Pussy is ok and our boyfriends dick is ok. It's a combination of all things are closer to write. A nordic. I maybe she really is loose vagina, shaming. That's a possibility to smart! Let all these bitches, no MA policies down squeeze May I ask where you discreetly box. I don't like a pussy. That's too slugger, like a bit of a sloppy, do not lose a bit of a bit of a fuckin harsher you have, you like, actual lip: some extra meat, crazy, like I'm trying not to fund, May I talk so much about my sexual shit. I'm trying to be a good boy again, like I'm only We're days in Chile No I'm trying to do paw I'm, trying to dirty intrigue tax. It's very like a boy. I'm blocking so much ship. By doing that, it's almost like. I feel, connected to nobody always disconnected. I don't.
I feel like I'm I'm with another person for real, like I'm just looking at them through a window so kind of wanting now can. I know I'm blocking myself. I know that by living. This way, this this constant fuckin obsession in his constant thing for money is blocking me from really living with people dad. Fascinating, so the constant looking for prostitutes in the prostitute relationship blocks you from having honest relationships of people yet came into. This is the first time I've ever travel without a computer. I have two computers. Now I got a new or MAC laughed. Most of this would be my good boy. Computer. I've literally have nothing in there that I have. I am ashamed of you. Open. My work computer, and there's not one dirty fuckin photo on it. There's nothing! That's beautiful! Just work, you're good boy, I'm trying and the other one
Well, you know fuckin Irish, here Jack and I like to watch your expressible. So when you would, you do is break put like tape around it and if you break the seal, then you know, if you are, you know you fucked, seal it up seal it up like avant now, can have it be like a symbol of his you're sobriety like too much stuff that I need to make any real photos on. I gotta cleared off eventually, but if you start looking stumpy the problem, and I can't delete all my shit so actually an external hard drive. That is fully coded in order to pass code. I haven't a bank vault geometry to throw it all out yet, but eventually I will allow me. I would like to thank the bank. Why have you, the bank, via your Blake papers, in their stuff That's my word. He's got a few dirty things on a permanent get rid of them and I want to know what's going to happen, I haven't billet that my whole life. I think I can't it's almost like there's time, for I feel it just put it down to its ago. You feel a bit,
in its ethical Donald. I get off the plaintiff Melina. Firstly, I'm doing as texting dirty. I'm trying to go, though tell and fuck him for all this shit and Lagoda erosion go to this one set something up, so I have no. The actual my manager or my friends. Here, there's no real communication on thinking about what I'm gonna do after I got to end this fast? I can go there like a ticket. You're fuckin drug and a signal. I just want to stop I'll. Tell you why I didn't seen recently. I had seen in a show called them. It was a scene with Clive Owen, who is very brief. Seen and I think I Ok in it, you know but it was. It was only five lines. I was ready. I was prepared and you my lines I showed up on time and I felt good about it, but I didn't feel great and I ve I didn't, feel a hundred percent connected during the scene and, unlike I'm not why? What am I so disconnected from I'm a fucking stared, this guy, like I can set, I you know, I can stand in front of people fucking- do what I do, there's no reason I cant do a few lines of this person and feel connected. It wasn't me,
that kind of intimidation. It was I realise that, even in my most comfortable, when I'm prepared, I am disconnected gutted dubbed gave it a comment. Gallagher, you be a really good, accurate gospel ever blocking. You use something really. I do agree with black and I've thought about that for years. I mean every time I see stupid government atomic. I still think about that. I know that decoupling I mean things seem all the time, but it's like that fucking the thing blocking when you feel like I'm, just not there's nothing. To do. That makes me feel it on the part of this group. While you should probably add something to your life yeah. Why do is probably add like a new thing to be obsessed with. You know like take up a hobby sergeant, when something that like not something big, like that, doesn't sort of have a real end goal, but then that you enjoy participating in like some sort of a just to deal it yeah I get for some people's working out working out seems like China like. If you do it,
For that reason. Just like this, my new addiction working out, it seems like you unless you like, really whole heartedly dive into it. It seems that you're gonna get bored and just like lifting weights and yawning at the German, less that's your thing and I think that's kind of gotta be done before the the benefits of the exercise of you really gonna get psycho about that. But maybe a sport or a hobby or somethin. I mean something like a game or even a Marshall aren't or something something we're you're you're practising something that you enjoy. I want to read more like billboard. We had billboard recently in these flying helicopters now and I'm like this is what your friends are doing. Yeah like as a healthy guy bill, got married is never a handkerchief sexually that I know, but you can use it for you and he was always a pretty straight narrow guy any. He marries a nice girl has and, unlike Why do you have no thing in your life like that?
it is a normal thing. Like a guy wants to fire. I got nothing but time right. I guess fuck, I'm done with the radio ten in the morning, and I want to read more. Like I literally carried me more, I get so fucking, I'm so wired up living my phone right here, its constant so I started reading a little bit more like I'm trying to shut my brain. Now, let's go to flip phone as it already did. I saw their by kid this too many violet leaders to me legit things I do with it like I send it. A real text, and I do like twitter and I do I built a check, my email and play chess and all these things that are not deviant or piggish flip forward. Annoy me more than it would help me. Jeez Zap. What's that Jesus You need something that overwhelms your phone. That's used the absolute wholesome and in order to to you,
Jesus, I pray of elected Unblock. It proved put all your fingerprints enter somebody's upgrade little bit. Our is up crazed phone Samsung, Alias to bullshit that still an old fucking Iphone wanna be fun, but is it takes them asked me what if he could get a pocket camera? I said yeah get an Iphone and he's got this he's ignore I've got this new Samsung Alias deal. Almost a shitty iphone he's going back. He will go back to her not to in this day and age. Got a manager. You can ignore the new technology such ignoring your car, because you drive too much. You got it you gotta just balance. So does this new shitty phone have apps? Show me no shit, he found this is it you got some of the key pad evidence got all programs. Let me say some sort of like Perhaps we are we talking about here. This is a flip phone How does it oh wow, Oh, how we're is a touch screen or all arrow and also goes
Ben back, because both ways how weird? I remember this piece of shit. This came like many, I might have had one of these fuckin things I might have or if there are still in the stylus era, what's wrong with him with his stylus. On the note for of your trying that SAM son, no four, oh my god, the Galaxy note It's fuckin amaze, as it goes further than the Iphone six now now the Iphone It is a better phone. Is better, can Drug Shan, the absolute better, the cameras better, but the stylus on the note force, pretty slick like you could circle and it has options you kid like you- can copy pictures, send them to you folder you could save them like with with the stylus. Save your online looking at something you could just scroll it with the styles and Silas I'll. Take that photo
ok and then you could also like right notes on pictures and send them to people like this. Is you stupid? He could draw dick and calm coming out of it and put it on some insufficient sentiment in seconds. You could write like right on my stand up, notes by hand. I got, they even save to ever note by hand it's kind of slick. So I went to went to my notes. I have Sir Notes in here that our there all done from from the Galaxy note for so they're all done by hand. Ok so it's like my handwriting. It's not just. But it's my handwriting on a little. You know computer, don't you! like. I have no thank you. I talk my notes into it. I I know it's like just talking a joke idea to have a time. Miss spells it, but it's so much easier and I finally Do so many more ideas that way and prepare so much more for interviews in. Oh, what I'm just reading a book and spitting notes and not just email to myself in plenum, yeah I know it's mean in the d, the software
now is so good at picking up your words, it's incredible. What am I something Jim? I dumb full rights, Jen Norton, sometimes you're, always just can't. So how stupid are you? How many times have? I said this? You don't know that Jim is J. I am. I have Alexis that navigation feature that you spoke to you now to take me to one eighteen, Hollywood Boulevard, it's fuckin, never right now! I may never. I make it so bad. I mean I try to talk very. Clearly, so that it understands me and it never gets it right. I have to do with three four. Times and usually I want to pull over swallows I won't. Let you entertaining thinks you're a fucking baby. You can't do I drive and shift to pull, overstep your car and then you get internet address or you could use the voice feature voice features sucks a thousand decks its Really bad, yes, the word brings out such a rage like heavy and not have this figure to bite the voice feature.
Your phone, which is blue to attend to your ear car anyway is amazing. The SIRI like Sir you take me to marry. Chinese Theatre in Hollywood Boulevard, mansion, these data. Would you like directions? Yes, bohme you're on your way, and it's really that good I'll say what's frustrating about. Siri, though, is when you're talking into it. You need a wifi connection or whatever a good connection. We, you do a whole thing. You know I feel I got you don't know what to do with my life, and I find the whole fucking chapter and I look in that. Fucking cocksucker circle is still spending. I really nothing has been said, but users is waiting to find some way to grab the information. So this tat we gotta just talk. I will I found, you can say like you can go comma period when we start to keep stopping in doing it. So discrimination may y yeah, what's really good for that notepad feature that what was called the wood, the one's native to the Iphone.
I just know it I haven't knows: what do you know? What is theirs? There's benefits to both plant forms, I think, android an Iphone, and I like both of em, but what I about. Android is at its open and that, like pretty, Anybody can create jobs for them and there's just so much more variety. Somebody in Islamic and people use it, and what are you doin like about Iphone, is out of like difficult to get Europe approved for the app store, but that's also Why so many these things work so well. You know, like I think it's some waits die falls innovation in a small way. Everyone like you tethered to the apple, maybe, but they have such a pursuit of excellence, totally seer from their point of view and all ITALY. The end product is better right, but I used to funds are used, phone for, like my home stuff, my purse stuff and I use a Samson Galaxy S, five, which is its waterproof. I like it alive
ban? I am one of those I've never fall over there. Now I get a lot. It's disallow good features too, and I think the size is about the right to ask is this: is like five and a half inches the other ones, five and five inches threats He doesn't even know another new version that that's pry the same as the Iphone six plus yeah, the six, the Galaxy S. Six has just come out. I think like in a week or so they gave him. They gave us a bunch of we, they give US phones, Galaxy and not bad phones, but for me I'm just this is, I think, there's only one. You can just go. That's my phone like you and me I tribal platforms once again. Let me while if we had an if you had an android, now is the only option when they first came out milk. When the Iphone came Eubulus on my consciousness, fucking them may yeah we're just so used to how good the iphones are. Now that it makes it difficult for almost everybody out, but even the old life, actually I see something of a small I found like where you from nineteen thirty fuckin phone, ITALY, the one you see that
haha. Shit like Google is still but aluminum. Looking yanza she'll flash and a camera dog shit, yeah, Steve Jobs really Bobby. That was on purpose no flash fucking ass. They made a dope phone, I mean it the whole game. That was only like two thousand seven hard to believe that pre two thousand seven, we all existing without smartphones. You think stuff the Euro Watch. I watch a move in the eighties and start thinking date. They have no right a dyed? Nineteen, eighty nine, or rather the person, never made a cell phone call like they missed So much dying in eighty nine. Ninety, ninety you watch a movie about you seem so primitive account. Everybody stay in touch without a fall. You don't worry, you are you think he's! Oh, my god. I can never get more advanced than this in five years, and I am I gonna do show was I was out in the wilderness by myself. Do you remember, on people in the fallen pink site from their home yeah when they weren't armies, kept calling
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I was living in San Francisco Holger. I guess seven to eleven and Levin. Forty seven to eleven in San Francisco eleven and thirteen in Florida and then Boston. So that they can have a party lines back then I don't know they had only just for poor people. We want reform, we have a lot of money. I mean my diving out of work that point or whose work from trucking. So maybe that was put some money saving thing we pretty poor Baghdad. We were on welfare, drank powdered milk to hold dear how to block such rights, not good, now yeah. It's also like very nerve racking when your kid and you know that it's down the powdered milk now and they know that, like times really are tough. It's. It's a creepy feeling like war, we gonna run out of food. You know people would freak out of aid too much like you now being poor is very stressful to everybody and in comparison to the rest, the world? Your right, we talk
but this before in the show we have not you but the one. Sent everybody's that that term, the one percent sob one percent ruining area to be one per cent globally, the top one percent. Globally. All you need to make his thirty four thousand noisier, while yeah that's I wouldn't say if you made thirty four thousand year your poor, but it's it's not rich. It's it's certainly you're in trouble. If you have a family, if you make it there four thousand dollars a year and you have children of feed. Ok, that's a lot of money I saw depends on where you live unity or single in New York. Or you know you. They get thirty four Grannie, yet the very hard to find a comfortable living space in New York and have a good life. They have you wanna, get thirty four writs almost impossible. I think so it's almost impossible just for your rent, you rent, might be thirty four grenadier Jesus Christ.
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the corners. Ah, my god that shit really bad for you. I wonder if that contributed to my breathing problems too bad sleeper. I guarantee you did, but look it look at it. Leaking from fucking down from back picture behind the budget so that we do move the picture and I hope it right now. I think we do move it it doesn't. It's not is not good sue yeah they put that fucking, two thousand graphic, my god. That's all black men, yeah, although you Jim the up. That's really for you man, that's insane wise it behind that picture, like I think, if we had a very leaky living room when you does my room about Florentines us. We will you, I had a. We had a very leaky living room. What you might see like, we re coming it all the time we support like four or five gets in the living room and it would rain homer, and it was clear that was that we are living in. That was where I lived did
Florentine suffer the same sort of cardiovascular problems. I don't know you know like he had been Jim, had so much black molded his bedroom. He, Dialogue is the roof Zeke. It's almost caving in Jim had fucking tinfoil against the whole bottom third of his wall, to stick to the black mouldy, couldn't see whites but w? I think Cooper, my breathing problems were, I think, part, my breathing problems are the way I fuckin sexually edge. Have thought of that all that jerking, of illegal actions are hold my breath on doing jerking off like your breathing fucked up. I am. I really think that that mess that might bio rhythms or whatever like why my sleep, you fucked up your sleep by edging. I think I do it's so much like right before bad. If I do some good and a jerk off, I can see them wired I think I've found. Oh my god Y know that their black bolster devil. We can have an effect on you, Tom, like you, said that in this house and the added demolish like half of his Fuckin house
did you do to make it? He was sick all the time, we felt like shit all as you like, just felt terrible is immune system is just fucked. Figure out what was up and any he did, some tests and values is house was infected with black mould. How long do you live like that? I was ever three years maximum. I don't know too good question out since two thousand or we're not. You to you. I don't know, I don't know how much of a pain in the ass it was or how long it lasted or what. But I know that it was an issue, and another specifics, but I know that he had to demolish like a large portion of his house. It's a big deal they have to cut the windows out and cut the doors out and cut the walls out and then spray everything first fuckin mould shit he'll, all the small now to make sure that kill all of it through every yeah super bad for you that stuff, like all over your walls like tat, guys were essentially walking through, like a that was tainted by that fungus.
You can you think I have trafficking deep breath once in awhile I I can now. What did I feel it get sudden stopped me and I can't sleep like Anthony at a greatly usage. Ethnical makes it a great way of describing anything in figure you have we'll get that last click and that's the breathless clicks and you the final full, well yeah, but this time I can't get to that. Full click it allowed on laying down and they have to prompt myself up on my right elbow. I can take a deep breath. Turn on things or sit wrong inside whatever will you know you? Can you breathing exercises, I'm not really an expert knees of fucked with them a little bit, and I do a verse. Of them when I do the isolation tank, sometimes or I'll take- one minute breath in one minute breath out inside my inward breath for one may, while and My outward breath for one minute requires a lot of discipline because you start panicking. Our panicking, especially when you breathing it out, because you
push out the whole breath in us from breathing n I want- and I want to give her way- boring two minute version of it that I literally a guy just like clean my sister Get ready in. Alone, I was the first is primarily about thirty seconds, potable I'd start again by panicky, but half what I TAT life do a full minute. Are you really be, would have exotic a deep breath and then, like ten seconds into that, nobody, your full unfinished can't you get into its love. So I give you look at the seven right now and that clock right there in the star, authentic and just give yourself
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count on me that tee with grants up is that what he did the other religious breathing. On the official figures here will, luckily wasn't a radio. The issues are brought, my would go to fuck is wrong with you table was that, but that's it. It's a good discipline for breath and there's all sorts of different brim yoga breeding called proteome on the bunch other different names. They have for different styles a breathing, but breath exercises I like you, can exercise your lungs with a deep breathing exercises. Will you actually strengthen your lungs and you can condition your lungs and you can get used to breathing in a way like they have a type, a bridge They call shambolic breath work where you can go into psychedelic states like real drug induce states with no drugs all from this with the call hall of something breathing hollow hollow Tropic breathings at it. I've never done it but Aubrey. My friend
he's done. It a bunch times. How long does take you to get that way? I don't know it's good question submitted a thing: to class in it, and if someone could show how to do it. My I can't breathe the shirt collar tropic breathing practice uses that uses breathing and other elements to positively or use that word allow act. As to non ordinary states of consciousness? It was developed by Stanislav graph sesar to his Ella de LSD Base Psychedelic therapy following the suppression of legal lsd use in the late nineteenth sixties. Oh that's interesting! So he came up with that. Why what a fuckin genius that guy out of the fact he did a lot of acid before that helped Albert. But you do not know who is always one step away from just being out his fucking mind to take to depress entirely and eternal restless. Go at the acid, probably told them how to teach people yeah. You know that it's like. Listen man we're going away from a bet. It's gonna, be while people guess we'll talk about us, but it can be a few years Pike
two thousands when really people to say why exactly this stuff illegal again, but until then you can do this. I wonder if it's it's. Just like a lotta, yo, YO yo. You stand up too fast if the breathing too fast. You can't like this- is how fuckin Much as I don't sleep for shit, I picked it up my Dumbson Bosnia for years, but I we'll go to the gym, nor a gap in my train or, as we do on, like literally Saunders, walking up the steps and tired, really it's fucking awful. Now you, you still have to sleep ravening issue I put. I have so many mask somebody fans of semi masking cause, I'm a stuff. You know so I hate my fucking No, so much you have no idea, it always conjecture. You gotta deviated cept, em, all young irish eggs. A new hope it helped it. But you know I mean now, instead of being completely stopped, all time is partially stopped, most that it's much better formalities, but I cant use them ass. Come close fell back, which causes Evan Arizona, should force obedience moved to Arizona due to show dry air yeah that'll help downloading yeah, I was recently in Phoenix heartache. I dont think I
it now is a good boy in Phoenix you good boy. I was a good boy, no, no hooking! In Phoenix, I like Phoenix, it's a fucking town, their wild ass people. That's it the internet, listing proud, tell it doesn't get enough respect. You have a good God downtime there weren't sap, whether we can he hadn't half year. He had a good weekend would involve cocaine and, in part, will your short- and I don't know there was two girls filmmakers prostitution, that that was he was arrested. Wasn't education in his room and Girls like worldwide. I guess he film them seconds, they gonna fall and they want money but I wasn't going to set down in this war and sometimes when you you wanna girls like then she freaking out they want a few extra hundred and I'll leave. You gotta do it.
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fantasies and none of them were things that will be that very little slightly embarrassed. Human. None of them were like her issues threatening to expose you wanted money, what I kind of said to arm like first of all, everyone I know knows: I'm a pervert. Everyone that hears you on the radio Gmos. It was already other people that allow she didn't ya like you have no idea the person you're actually talking joy now, some like do you have to do, but you I just made us a fuckin of committed, a felony through text. You try to blackmail me for money, a dope Yes, I like it. We're going to go, I wouldn't open somebody. What am I gonna work attempting to library, but I was even matter, but I said: the boy I said to a look. Why are we both talk tomorrow we have clear heads and we're not less, not fight. I wireless walk away. I didn't say you fucking, for some time you got this year was pointing feel on there. But I said you gotta go people are not once in a while
well worn sap in that moment, probably didn't do he will probably so angry like fuck, you bet you'd fuck you and their arguing. Instead of realizing, I got a gig and the cops are going to show up give her the out or I look. I don't fight with you, let's calm down right, you want here's an extra three hundred. We listen away made, will talk to and doing, and then she thinks you the more money coming in tomorrow. We might actually be amenable to monitor, not screaming right. So what our I've! do as transit, blackmailed, wrappers want to thirty thousand dollars in the lobby. I've heard stories that, while thirty thousand yeah yeah yeah. I've heard of you trying to tell me that they, like yeah, you know has been wrappers whatever that fuckin get blackmail by girls, figured out the lobby in the guise of our I come back up and they want money,
Why being wrappers a lot of pressure and Peter Comic? Nobody cares what the fuck you do being a rapporteur is going to be a mother fucker monster Russia. Could there no meeting only trailing wise and stuff away and if their into the weird shale YE shall week days, you can the eminent museum deprecate, but that that whole act that whole site of psychology is harder for those guys, because it seems weekdays enjoys you happy you and party with a fat ass girl in a car, and I came for up and down the shit fuck you damn sorrowful newborn nowhere, yeah, that's a girl and not a catch fire until it only the lot of the bone marrow to boys at a given yeah. It's might move yeah. It's weird cultural. It that's a culture of much more like one of the most macho forms of music ever young and waterways right. More than rock, because they don't want any ballads too, but I would say it, but he gave the data was shooting each had. Let the guys in rock were never knowing that in being a culture of their friends, we shot right, that's a difference. They took it to a totally new place there.
Game and especially gangster rap mean they made like EAST coast. West Coast rivalries involve gunfight yeah that shit never existed for where was guy regained in rock and roll that was like openly like sugar night. The really wasn't Phil spectators: closer Kommeni wasn't a gangster. Just a fuckin cook in the Hendricks manager. Hendricks had a manager that apparently, according to a guy who was once more, the roads. Are there are security, guys, whatever the fuck it was. You just put out a book saying that he thinks that Nor did the manager kill Hendricks, but he killed Hendricks. Girlfriend too, She then I guess your Hendricks girlfriend was she fell or was pushed off of a roof. And somehow like right after Hendricks died and now the idea was that she committed suicide or she knew too much and she was killed. I doubt that it I would guess knowing nothing other than what you just said, and she allowed tenders to dyke issues for the cops to fund the drugs in the room, so
It was one hundred die because he could have been saved if you just called the ambulance, but she didn't, magic, probably see how much money you caught me you dumb fuck and throw off the roof. If that's like forty patchy one iota throws, I kill off the roof with pride that that could have been the case with the book was arguing that Hendricks was leaving the manager and the manager had a stranglehold on Hendricks for a bunch of stupid reasons, and one of them was that he had faked kidnapping. He had kidnap Jimmy and then Rescue Jimmy had some people kidnapping and said: look I rested you you're gonna be fine. I talked to mom, guys everything's gonna be ok, and this is why This guy who wrote the book fight, try I now Jamie find it was really recent like within the last year or so sky, wrote this book and it was really. Fascinating, are heard and being interviewed or read it. I remember which,
it's pretty that pretty interesting. The theories of the sky puts forth as an auditor alive now, or did I think the managers dead too, with a manager was a notorious criminal all like on and on doubted plea a bad naughty boy and they believe that he really did have Jimi Hendrix, kidnapped and then stepped in. To save him you now to let him now. You know you better our loyalty to me. I will keep you from all these bad doesn't want kidnap you and that's it. That's a crazy tactic to kill to keep an artist and you stay yeah, it's really brilliant, I'm in Vienna, Hendricks in your stable, are you are you? Are you had a portal stops? Why thank you realize that I think you realized probably signed them before he really hit. And then once he really had is I've always Jesus Christ. I'm gonna get my hands on the greatest. Rock and roll guy ever so. What This guy was San Booker answered. The man who save Jimi Hendrix from the mafia is that it
run, run mob, kidnapping and water skate mishap. Maybe I don't think that's just yeah, just look up Jimi Hendrix manager, killed him look up that and safely oh god, sexist races. History of us analogies look at that headline, good God, about rolling stone play. They shit the bed gear did its amazed at how they get the fuck in Boston bomber. On the cover that that was disgusting and then this new thing will it not just they put him on the cover they put him on the cover. Looking q glamour shot glamour shot. Looking cute here is new book or yeah rock roadie right claims. Jeffrey told him. He plied Hendricks with pills and alcohol, to kill him and claim the guitar as life insurance. While wow
man? I wonder if that I wonder if that Hotel room is still there that hotels gone. I know he took down the one that were Bobby Kennedy was killed. The ambassador is gone they take to get up at a school their Sunday order that hotel still stands. Split. You said I was in London, the Niger means death, went round to Monica Hotel Room, got a handful pills and stuffed and his mouth and poured a few bottles red wine deep into his windpipe wilt. Doesn't than that. Seen. There would be like some sort of struggle, the Hendricks doing wouldn't when they relate it's on or somethin. Manager was eventually where that Hendricks about the sack em. He had recently taken my life insurance policy of two million dollars flats. If that's true that wild wood, Jeffrey is the beneficiary will do a genuine worth much more him dead than alive. Jeffries quote is telling ride that son of a bitch going to leave me for the last time. I lose everything. I have it's all here say now. We also hear this guy wants
Look. You want to make money guy's dead. The guy can't defend himself right who the fuck Meanwhile, we just bread that Roma about anyway. That's how you do it, but we did say allegedly, allegedly I love saying to good word- word protection, a loss boy and want to throw that allegedly allegedly, is always important. It's a nice little buffer If the EU had allegedly, I wonder about the web off the top of a salary for Forget Jones Against- oh my god, The new Johnson rethink too good fight to very good fight, it. Some it's all about within our johnsing get ahold Jones is Jones, is very good at using his reach better than anybody ever he's the very best utilizing reach and he's also very good at using techniques to keep people a bay. He is strain arm all the time, which is not good because you pokes guys in the army in the I occasionally so he's gonna make sure It does do that heap puts palm to the forehead fingers really pulled back.
Make sure that the figures are right is a legit technique that comes from my tie. In my time here see a lot of that they push off. Let's kick push off elbow push off punch, but there's lot of pushing off and there's. You know because they're they're doing from then boxing, whether utilizing all these other techniques are kicks in elbows knees and stuff. So push off and then pushing into quenching all that is like a valid part of that style of striking, and it's probably, when the most effective striking Johnson's, really fuckin good. At my time. He's got a really good dutch Kickboxing Coaches Guy Henry Hoofed, who is the lead trainer, the black zillions, which is a floor debate group that has a lot of high level strikers come through time. Inspire trains. Their Alister overriding was train there for a bit and they have a lot of like big name. Guys like me, He holds guineas like a famous dutch guy who fights and glory and
a bunch of other guys come in through their this. I go Consarn ie like real, real high level guys, and so there train and this one spot so Johnson is getting like soup or high level training and kickboxing. I keep those pictures. I am sparring with Rico behoove in week over who is the glory heavyweight champion the world and kickboxing bad mother fucker. Just like super technical kick boxer, so if Johnson in their spar with that guy I daily basis he's getting some super high quality, striking training and Johnson has LISA Power, Asia, slackened, strong! Do man he's a destroyer, he's a destroyer. His power is ridiculous, and it's incredible that this guy started off his crew in the USA at once. Seventy, and now is a tool five to five We just smashing people. Not only did he not lose power going up thirty five fucking pounds of competition not even body weight like zoological, like Hendricks I'll, find a one. Seventy he'll get to a five easy enough
on time, because it just gets fatty two out of work and wild pay and shared, not ease and nutty Texas guy, but rum would get up to that in meat. He's he's got to five pounds of fuckin meet on right, so we went from one seventy the way cut to tool five comfortable way cut This smashing people trays needs unprecedented, no one's ever done it before right. I don't know it's a really gone up, not just one way class but two way classes and been a legit threat to the world title where they fighting their fight. In May that is May was a date twitter, I guess yeah may twenty come on down. I may go for that. One man, that's a good one. Go down country, hang us Tom The girl and dumb army should fear. Now, Tom Skirt and twenty hints cliff, and I are doing that car theatre our than I am Jim, ok, yeah glad that the only thing I take off to do is to go see fight I take off for nothing else
yeah? It's you only ha, that's a hobby. I've got to go to. You have to watch. That's my only leisure activity. Why Toby Bullock, one of the finest times I ran Vegas was the time when I didn't have a gig scheduled and it was you and me, and red Ban and Bobby Kelly, and and Anthony member. We always he died. Young barbecue, you're too right. He was yet yes and we all want to see dies. We IDA dinner like manner. We had a good. Looking meal in us who went down to the river error washed, his show hung out with dies and dicers. I happy to see us who had backstage were children, the green room. We had a great fucking times a lot of fun. There was a great fucking time whose really funds, when my first time ever in Vegas was. It also had time to sit like an audience. Marriages laugh yeah, we're just Lapham like idiots lie, watch you, but I went out there and I live and said I think, you're told years. The first comment I sat through a new year's like, and I mean fucking years
and it was fun to watch. It was really enjoy light. I might have seen at the end of story. And then I watched you and it made me laugh. It was kind of funds to watch somewhere. Perform y know enlightened and just enjoy it like you, citizen wants. But why did the same to you and Austin? I told you that you kind of change my thinking about two things about the law. Of a sat and also about too many dick jokes because I would go goddamn. I got too many fuckin dick jokes mad, but I saw Norton killed, killed, fifty minutes nonstop barrage of attach Howland laugh at home and laughing, and I remember thinking you know what I like that you just pound For fifty minutes hours like I gotta do at least in our ten. Maybe our twenty, I think, an hour's. My magic number the angel an hour now about an hour that seems too like the magic number or people just guitar, to listen to you. So what I do is I
good guys on the road at me and the good guys do like at least a half an hour, so either hinge level half an hour or if I have hinge, live and secure that leads to a twenty minutes nice variety of looks and there I do like an hour and it's a great shout big pack together fast going to see a movie, I'm so but with a kick ass. Ninety minute movie, that's good. Yeah, you don't give me a three hour movie man. I don't need a lord of the rings fuckin. I don't need to drag it. That bitch out the one and a half hours is a good number so seeing you and you crush for fifty minutes ill. I put it in my head. I like you, know, and I really enjoyed that and as an audience member out really enjoy that. Thank you. You know that it's like you just I go to I phaser, I'm really filthy or I'm not as dirty. It all depends on what I'm what's happening. My life the ground, single agrarian, now dirtier because doing more dirty shit more stock to require special coming on Friday, twenty four July in Manila and I'm
really happy with nobody. Waste instigated the Ceta regulated project, but I asked you really like this one and our morning, but I'm already moving on. I gotta drop all that fucking material and it's an hour of stuff that I no longer talk Do you know? That's really fun, it's fun to do I scared scared. Every time I do at every turn, may my act and start all over again. I get scared, but it's really fun. What is it? called actually inadequate yeah, where they come from, It was. It was something about context that I really want to called context on included, but I didn't like that is much and I just thought of like my greatest fear is to be inadequate, like I feel sexually inadequate, all the time conceptually nanogram afraid what I'm saying is meaningless. So tied in a just felt right because its by two greatest fears so put made no longer special. I hope it's good. I know It's gonna be good. I ll areas that I thank you, but I like it like a all items. You usually normally you in hindsight, like all like somebody shot like a year later, but
now Miguel Emily happy with this unhappy with the pace of it, I'm happy with it. I talk about Cosby at all about Anthony and fired. You know, just allotted sure did we know, fell new, that's that. So important, because one of the things happens accounts when they hold on their material too long, they don't think like any more effect here of Peter girls. I do. I have all forecasts solo arms as characters. Lounges me I got a freely. Is chip got fuck in one of them? Is that you're one is uncle Paul? That's a Larry yeah knows you're. Just all me sob of cover it was Collins. I dig you to put yourself an album covers, and I had this guy put me at all Black Sabbath records. Interesting every time you refresh the page is a different image of that's Larry yeah that still exist all sabbaths records. That is her Larry S. I do some more, though, is that picture from the last one was up you with the year when we had a nose operation yet, is one of my many acne photos, my fucking face even though the b I hate, when it did, does not owner in Almaty,
his record. Why not it's pretty cool man and it just gets me physical, my my its Jim Norton De Comedy syllogism. I was but I can say is that for me at least doing who material is really important, like at the end of a cycle like see yet a two year cycle. For me, it's like two years so maybe if I do especial every one year, that it's too rushed that I'm holding the material enough. I'm not giving my perspective chance enough to grow stage inside out I'll do way more than I need to in those two years and then I'll whittled down to what I really like when that time comes in our. But then it forces me when I abandoned it star with new stuff. My perspective is always refreshed. I think, as as purse your constant lagree evaluating things, look, there's a stand up, a kind of have to bid. You have to always be looking for. What's funny about something what's interest and that changes, material changes to you know and fans have
still I give up. I get so it's amazing like how much feedback you get, that is eggs. Exactly the opposite like We'll get one guy will tweet or right: hey man, fuckin nor in your stuff, so topical doesn't hold up and then you then person, will say fuck it. With the training junction Sex, jokes, it's like what up your mind, motherfuckers. What do you want? I can't do it for you. I can only do like what feels right and then I do a lot of topical stuff. Is aid interests me and beats a geek talk on the radio everyday. That's! What's on my mind when you fuckin reading the paper everyday you're talking about stuff everyday you're formulae opinions because you're talking about something long form for six minutes for ten minutes and then you just start getting it idea about it in an whom you create something yeah, but the people are they really wacky hardcore fans they get upset? If you talk about something on the radio and then that becomes a bit yeah good dog above own rule, you worry new, or do they don't know what they walk, because they did. The criticism is again fit
percent say this. Fifty percent say that I think is even more than fifty percent say they like being in the creative process like Armand when you first brought it up, but does the court this people, it is looking to complain yeah no matter what you do is gonna be some people that it is looking to be upset and some people just. Why did your attention This is why you to notice that they do, and I actually wrote about that when Lindy Western, I had a debate about rape, jokes afterwards, ass. She was like a lot of rape comments. Hope Europe, and killed and any no. She was worthy Bligh wow was all this scrape threats and I wrote some for actual Jane, which I'd I you know, I didn't think they would legit rape threat there. We ve been talking about drunk driving. I said people were to fuck, it run, I hope, you'll kill by drunk drivers, things. If you just want to be heard, they want to say, stop the worst thing they can say I'll, be raped, so much the worse. The academic walk into a room, unjust, screaming rule out over the horror that we noticed no, you wanted, well, you know a man is always gonna, be people there, just looking to get upset There's always gonna be people that are looking to piss people off elzevirs think they could push buttons and true
rules like anonymous trolls, on line taken them into account as an actual legit threat. You have no idea what you're doing with it might be a legit threat, but at all be some thirteen year old kid whose dickhead, I think, the majority of them. This is what I love when they criticized material or they criticise what you're doing we have been talking at open, Anthony and a lot of people he's not be told the truth like what? What are you want me to say what you mean in the you not tell the truth. The usual allotted the lot of these guys just want me to go on the radio and mother FUCK Opie, and they think that would be an honest they. They think that that's what I should do, meanwhile. There posting under anonymous names, so you feel cowards? You fuckin afraid nobody, the sea. We really are cowards sitting in your house, demanding other people. Should that you would you have the moral courage to say your name go fuck yourself, but they think that's what honesty is like. That's what they were. Want anything. If I dont give them that instead of realising, maybe that's not where the truth lies. For me, they think I'm not being
you have a year evaluating the minds of retards lecturing Lloyd and what it is really a better offer. Logic and reasoning, diseases, a bunch of people that are just Kuntz Matter. What you do it if you really concentrate too much about what they're saying you're? Gonna? U get crazy I guess you're taken in crazy input and theirs, but our times for their right and wrong good my stand up or the thing they criticise. I, and this is why they annoy me. It's like it's like hey dummies, actually giving you guys credit when you're right. I really meant it. What I have said there are times when they say things that really smart and intuitive. They fuckin now. What am I should he habits or my verbal crutches? Or will they make a law? a very valid points and then I'll read it theorize something about the radio show and think? Oh, my god, that I give you idiots way too much credit we'll see what you're saying the problem with what you say. Is they you're saying they as if like one collective unit, that has a vote and they reside and there's a bunch of fuck heads out there. There's a bunch of really cool people out there too, and something
the really cool people they disagree with you and they have a good point, and this is too way to do it where it's like. You know, I notice that he relies on this a bit too much. It gets. It gets a tad tiresome or it gets really tiresome. They could even say gets really dynamism, and maybe you don't like here and now- it's things- maybe that's what you need here, but that there is a difference between them and someone is just a dummy who so gets the same amount of voice like you know what you're on twitter and summons reaching to you on Twitter, if you re, The dummies words He got to you just like the smart guy, the August there all they're all receiving you receiving, although that data in your brain tissue decide like ok, what kind of a person in my Taking this advice from working. A person my receiving this criticism from Mozilla Fuckin Idiot or, as is the person who just disagrees with me and theirs, two different types of people out there when it comes to things that are conflict, there's compute, cool people that you can get involved with conflict
with where you work out each other's differences, and then these cuts and dusty in art of anonymous internet interaction. Like you Be anonymous is still not be a cut in that, the things that would irritates me about that culture. It's like mine, a pub gmail the real Jim Norton. A Gmail is for people to contact me. I'm not one! have I ever got an email from somebody that was reasonable. Nasty audience you nasty or all ignore you. But I've never gotten one. That was your again guys not guilty, because I'd medication, fucking sold out with the eight paragraphs. You know, but if you send me an email goal of this, what I like about the shower, I thought you guys doing this too much. I really do read it and I really do listen what you say a lot of times. I don't agree with it, and this comes right, it's you back Burma. That irrational were somebody will be critical. If just don't be a dick right. Like you can't say to me, like you, don't mean fuck. It shows stinks report and all your comments and then you know
spawned, may go say he can't take criticism, since we cannot exactly being fuckin. You'd have contacted me We are calling someone account, does not the act of a friend. You know you got a hit united. Writing me an email. I just go. Look. May I think you guys are disloyal too. And a lot of loyalty yeah! Maybe it's like we're how much more loyal would you want me to beat Anthony that I love Anthony? How can I express to you like that's not enough for them? Look at first like well, you know you you're not does singular Anthea, I'm going to have any show and enact not enough why don't you say, loves everything goes on to show. What would you like me to do? Anthony? And I are our fight with how we treat it like? What do you want you? Sometimes? I think that they just don't know what they want and I wish you would expressed to me what you want send me an email that makes sense on decayed- and I really will read it and try to accommodate you like I do. I do want the fuckin fans happy right. They don't seem to get. That is why I really do like you know,
cannot meet everybody now don't charge for fucking photos you do the same thing: I've seen you doing how much more What can I say to fans? I appreciate what you do, and I do appreciate your input, then Stan and like a fucking dumb just bucket, I dont charge for anything most You don't buy things on the way out and I would thank you coming like what you wanna do suck your dick in the parking lot with Canada is most people are cool, yeah right, so you're freaking out about a small percentage. They just ignore Actually I might even free dyke, I'm not even a little hut. Now I'm doing this fuckin gasoline, you re very grave man cough delicious and, but it does heighten the out, but I'm not even angry. At the mid say some of them are really funny but in the mean ones are really funny. Dude is a guy give you a fucking. You know more about the show than to be this dumb. At this moment. I know more about what we do and about our interactions with each other and to be it at a dope at this moment, but I'm not even that mad at them. It's like some of them just or hilarious.
Hence also so not realizing that you're, just a person for some reason when you think that someone is being a famous comedian thinking to ban. Out there in New York aware of the fact they are at the moment, your tweet, an anthem and their tweeting back like that, doesn't even seem real to read. If you're an eighteen year can you live in Cleveland and ear? You get on your Iphone any like fuck, you you just bucket to you and then you like fuck, you wouldn't anything you actually yeah Wharton really tweet on me like did it doesn't even seen real? I love you, I love go going back at them and having fun with them in, and I like, some has been dick in knowing that they just can start fighting with other people etc, and it's gonna fun. Why do enjoy go into people's two pages when they all day long are in legitimate fights like things. I noticed this group that likes to call themselves social justice warriors or they get disparagingly. Further to as social justice worth as a bunch. These people to follow
and some of them, even I'm, on a blocked list, feebly them all. I am too. I think I know that list somebody sent me that you send out incendiary things in and in there and their weak cultural. I dont want to rebuild. Sets me that means jokes. Smouch yeah jokes are bad for our culture, but my point being, I d like to go to their pages because some of them tire like timeline. Is them fighting with people like in these horrible, like insult Laden back in with conversations and there's that old expression that You go outside and you run into an asshole. You we just ran into an asshole, but you go outside and everybody you meet is an asshole. It might be, you're, the common denominator that might be you I give you. Twitter feed is just constant complaining about everything in the world and then arguments with people that are disagree.
View that end up in horrible insults, like maybe it's you maybe just maybe You don't realize your transmitting a signal in that signal, a Super county and what you're getting back to see the country data. You know you think. It's the whole world, the world socks, look I'm getting rape threads and I'm getting always horrible harassment, or maybe maybe that's. What's maybe you send out a real shitty flag, you fly a shitty flag and shit. Come back your way and people respond to it in initially way, and they don't like it like. If somebody insult you publicly, and then you insult them back, they get all the settling. What you you pick it on me and it's like Norton, attacked blogger. You you're a heckler. You ve heckled me on line that mentioned. We shall, I see you basically what usually say legitimate like to walk up to go fuck you in your face and then
walk away. Without you saying anything. What were you should? You should do that your fans year, let alone your families who do you no longer friends, they are animals. There really are good. The third. Is that the things they tolerate me say I don't stay in Denver easily and the biggest risk since I got was doing chip and uncle palm threatening nonetheless reminiscing about always find a young guy. Just talk about again. Remember when you is baby, they they fuckin love. Knowing that I'm going to talk about molesting this man, it's that care code as it allows you to do things that are totally unacceptable. Normally, my favorite doing the work is nothing if I could do in care, but Uncle Paul render all that stuff. It saw use. Why so much like you to think it play in the bad guy, like you can to explore that fuckin horrible side of like you would a story about like a fuckin priest or molester Justin,
that, like uncle pork and step in and go in any direction, it's a lot more fun because, as a man, you gotta go arts terrible, that's wrong, but that's not funny to say, but it is to me How long is uncle Bob and around four when he started Uncle paw started. Is I've I've been to category four years relationships long before did mother radio into a nor my girlfriend and the huge Larry. Many years ago there was Roger Davis or Roger DE and this is long before chip there was Roger Roger, had a brother Lester was burned in a fire and let you cause you got a whole time where all the airline left you was burned everywhere, but his knees and his three, where we were knickers to show off his legs, was a whole thing and Uncle Roger Uncle Uncle Larry and then emerge into chip who my girlfriend hated so much cheaper became the fuckin unclear which chip would embarrass people I did had literally before it. Overthrow Duenna radio to I would be out with girl.
Friends and embarrassed them by doing that, like we obviously making bad jokes were the cab often, Jan and Inter Governmental or I'll just go just shut the fuck up, not finding me so happy this is where we drive Jen Brazen he'd be like a really nice day, countless and the way to it from her, and she would water like the salmon and chipped just goes. How much is that I would ask the waiter like do you know how humiliating it is that people, think I funds that people think I'm fucking this guy and her that's where they come from that visceral reaction was real like I was due, whose doing one night did she go, I would do I would do it unites EDGAR's one. I don't do as much because EDGAR Edgar's toward a tiny mouthy he's good woman nurse relax this thing, but he had a brother Eugene
Hu Jia was always telling her that, like you know, you need to get right with law and always tell us a garbage a whore. Oh my gosh figure is or is not worthy of crying crying, but I would happen. Was my girlfriend at the time was now my best friend she backdrop of some years ago. She hated Eugene so much, and I mean it wasn't even finding work we are doing and she wouldn't take her fingernails into my face my eyes into my face. Eugene shrill and criminal. When it was. It was such a visceral reaction from her as I stop doing Eugene she caught me dirty texting other girl. She fuck you. I told you that I will tell you why. I was listening to go, I'm a fact which is growing. I told you my dirty intriguing. It was a girl, I think I'll pay you five hundred baby
such an attitude, I would say my conversations to jerk off to road and I had the wrong pointed a button and I fucking printed it dude. I fucking printed it so she wakes be off one morning. She goes Jim wake up, and I knew I was in trouble so he found these things as she knew. I hadn't fuck the girl, but I was a real strain on the relationship so as to why I swear to you as one of the ways of making immense to her. I stopped Eugene I shoulda Eugene Melancholia, because you, because I do a baby boy, curriculum jelly who she like, whose jelly I don't do jolly publicly to embarrass it's just a little boy, but she thought he was really cute and uncle Paul would always molest jelly slackened. Ship was so stupid chip ITALY's dropped. Jelly. Often uncle pause house now is a whole fuckin inner world. So jeopardy likewise uncle profit good guys, helping out she's, so it she would drive a crazy source, but it was
the fund way to be and she reacted so strongly. So I said before only like. I am animated them now and I'm in a point now with the. Why haven't introduce them? We're, Working on it? Are you gonna do an actual show with these care. Pilots, oh yeah, because if the years of people telling me to do it, What are you doing on? I don't know yet, but it's gonna be on something Netflix, I've, not a billboard cartoon and they don't think they're interested, and I don't want to. I don't we're doing line somewhere. I don't think I'll be auto. Monetize it live is situated pilot. I have a second phase many episode where the audio is all taped already and I'm looking. They call animatronics now, which is the very basic. Animation, it's a good story, boarding that moves, so it doesn't look like the characters, but there- votes did you showing you the motion, they're gonna be in and where they are, but I got it he chips face animated. I have I
with the calculus second, it's gettin to where I am happy with the yunkers again different levels: automation Ex expensive shit to grant a minute, so both of these things are costumer. Twenty grand do total, which is our does not that benefited investment and it's mine- I fucking own it, but you don T get the animation. That's amazing! It's like five grand a minute and it's like I'm, I'm not funding that most. So these are. These are a fucking. It's it's a beginning and or go from here to present our people respond to that. They think it's funny and they like it. They might go, that's cool! We want this. We want that but I really I want to do something with it. So I've got a lot of the characters in the first one, Second one. I have a couple of the characters that I think people like it by literally did it was after years and years of people telling me to do this stuff, but it's them it's fun I have on the roads is nothing I can listen to Jim Norton. I really category as a kid always have like God, these weird flag. I would detached from Gm Norton and fantasize Blake? I had this little baby bis fantasy of me when I was five me Jimmy Robinson, we're friends Jimmy
Robinson was a boy and a cape whose may use Jim Norton to keep a mean Jimmy Robinson hated, Jimmy Norton. There was this week separation like I don't know who I was. I was just this guy and Argos five or six in Jimmy Robinson was really cool and good looking and he was five or six in the u locally was made, but here try circle and had a fucking cape illegal, Jim Norton, which fuckin shit so avoid this weird detachments. I dont like listening to myself any more than anybody else does right now on coffee, but I like watching I like Saint Uncle Pollard Chip related, don't sound like me, I'll go back and listen to fucking ship and I laughed like I've, never heard of works out. Remember saying it: damn it? I remember doing it, but I in those Would you not fucking paying attention so in those moments you are really thinking like back, yet it never thought through ever and I'll. Listen, sometimes and remember it now, listen to it like somebody was all yet now you knew you really are thinking in that. Does that mean
fine and put its fun to do and that's why I'm always interested like what I'm uncomfortable acting somewhere, and I know the difference between Standard Clive Owen with a bunch of people play Doctors, that's a real situation, so just talking to my fuckin gonna die I'll fuckin friends on the radio and Bob Kelly's there. You know no pressure with your buddies, but it's so why is one so comfortable with it their zero planning at it. And it's just maybe you're talking about whatever you think for five minutes, and you know it has to be funding in order to move a story along. Why is that it's scary at all, but this is so some thing is you know in interfering, I think, to kind of pray about that's the most fun I have is doing that shit. So you can do in these characters like for a long time yet one into the radio over time they, became a radio over time, but they were they existed long before radio waves. My personal life is to find a way to be this. So many the what like my girlfriend was the best and I'll see you tonight, she's fuck, it awesome
for I never give it a name before, but we I've talked about rooms, Jennifer Carmody it. She has a pod care, she's, really funny person and she is, he's the one she fucked the characters like she fucked ship and China's hilarious and she fucks suddenly suddenly was one. I never shortly suddenly was one who is just Domini Withdrawal Orange and he would like the sight of her face in her neck and she hated suddenly. I he's gonna retarded, but he never made it to the radio something's, don't translate they just things you doing your personal life tilbury. What covered asked. Do you have in your brain how many people in there there was one point with Jan and engendered reason she work, and this animation with me because literally her and my manager, Jonathan Club Soda Kenny, have dealt with these people. In their personal lives any of you have ever heard of a radio? There was one point with Jan there was just courses, chip, Jelly and it was Agamemnon Camp and Eugene Melancthon. I did kill off Eugene, there was uncle Paul there,
She remembered Wash Sheldon who is? There was another one called this. She kid who just a guy who can't talk like worthwhile but likely she taught oxygen, Zuzu sushi kid fuckin. Suddenly, who jeweled a lot always go? Would you would you like a lilies it had no death to them and that's why didn't bring them to the radio? They are only funny context truly in their relationship cause gin got them and I got them so there was no. They would be one trick ponies on the radio. We can only he just like Jennifer and he would like liquor, pussy, bad or liquor thighs and which is grocer out. So there was no way to translate that one night she fucked ship
applause in suddenly she's a chip was the worst flock was always maybe lashes. Uncle Paul is probably the best of the three so while you're fucking there you're in these correct only that time is a goop. She such if Dick wants to chip came in one came in one time is a good and evil like pocket. Jedi call my Barton, like you, VE, provided in Montreal, abounded the festival she felt better. She bluechip hues of buck choose all areas. Who was there? There was fuckin, not a one on one of these I called the gossip kid return. Even black, don't do him anymore. You just wanted what kind of some important he almost worked like and it was based on this, before I ever saw fuckin, they are more Harold Pernod when he did OZ the guy in the wheelchair, the black eye, we kind of now raise that's what the gossip kid did. He would just narrate
I do not. Even I heard Uncle Paul. You are a bit second capacity. It was like that and she made her laugh forgotten because one of the favourite we would do within our relationship ended years ago. So I don't do the glass kit anymore, but the glass of kid with some the characters, God, Larry, that's what I'm gonna do too. I forgot about him until recently. I started again so too friend of mine, actually, whose like that's fucking funny did he comes out on, are on the right once in a while to just do it. Let go of people always him eagerly that bitch and that's the bats, that that's that character, but I haven't got until a great depth Jimmy you Dave. You do podcast disbar yourself It is by yourself talking to different guests. Just You add a guest, I don't know Prepare the fuckin beautiful people hear me so much on the radio. Maybe if I didn't have radio Harry,
people get bored me. I think that it is. They wouldn't get bored of you how to purchase a guarantee you you would reach a lot of people and even if we did it once a week when we a bad idea to have something on the back burner with, Now, that's gonna have with Syria throw me they're doing well right now, but the internet is a strange thing. The internet's going in cars, it's gonna have Within the next decade, within the next decade, it's gonna be real hard to justify pain for satellite area, because he's gonna be someone's gotta figure out programme. So you could do that mimic, satellite radio and they become native apps on your car, whether we talked about before with its pandora when it and some new thing that we don't even know where they have that it Europe now in your. Your car lot afford cars where you can download pod- ass directly from re favorites save em, so you can have liked. Like stations. You can click on. You can go to different part gas that all that stuff. You know it's gonna be hard to compete with that like your right, and I think you let the decade. I think I think we live shorter than that before the cars have it now.
Definitely have a lesson decade, but I mean like how much time to Sears. Like I like serious, I like it, I like switch through the channels and listen and indifferent museum or listening to Howard than listening to you guys and Listenin to listen to what is run and run fast and this bunch of different things. You can listen to there's a lot of different classic vinyl station to play cool music. Now Ozzy Boneyard my favorites session anywhere. Yeah yeah, there's some great love. What is it? lost tracks. What is that one does detracts iep track. Deep tracks is like real, obscure song HOPI likes that when a lot too, I don T, I think he promotional deeper, meaning that I do I don't. I don't listen. I don't listen emotion. The mysterious have Ozzy Boneyard, occasionally carnation, listen to what the seventy channel but like when you, when you really think about it. The did the benefit of the internet is a bunch does of the budget
one of the big ones is, you can be anywhere. You could be in a parking garage like it's really annoying when you listening to a good show, and then you go into a tunnel and it stopped here because you're satellite can yet, but with cellular keep connections you get a cellular connection way more places. You can get a cell connection underground, can get it in parking lot structures in a lot of different places that you can't get radio and also like what I was travelling to panic, canyon yesterday and a fuckin sunny day, and satellite was cut now really here just trees, just the trees, like there's areas, two Pangaea, where you are you're, driving through the canyon and there's just a canopy of trees, overhead blocks out this History click. Yes, yes, sire. We rushed back and let's promote Jimmy's special, that is on epochs real, soon, contractually inadequate April. Twenty. Fourth, epics an epic says the same network that was airing deep web on May thirty. Four
which is our friend Alex Winter, who is here yesterday or the day before yesterday, and us epics is doing some fuckin cool shit and Jimmy done. One special on ethics are ready, for this will be his second special on X, I'm ready asked about tonight at the ice house- is sold out, sorry bitches and then the new ex gig that we have that's a big one is in New York that soul two that's at the, but is it called cinema joint? What is it The grand ballroom, the grand volume ballroom and New York City so the Eggs gig that I had that's available that actually has tickets available. Is the car theatre at Em Gm and that's on the twenty second. So that sir, and then we will be doing myself shows in town between now and then indefinitely calmly, store and want to things. We start doing the comic stores that
Ellie room. Have you done the belly room? You? I think I have it. I've done the Maybe I have what they would be, the one that are really the divergent yeah, I guess humanly regional Rome is the downstairs room seats about. I guess like one. Fifty and the main room seats. I think all full seats for honey. People go down and then the belly room only seats like eighty or something that's a tiny ass room like if you want to stop people and they might get ninety, and it's amazing I did it last night for this Jeremiah Watkins Young kid out here. Has this show that east ducal under pussy. Where was I got podcast? They did it, but a lot of you didn't want to do it on a pike ass. You want to do it on a regular show, so they started as a pod gas and now maybe stopped be stopped by dirty, gives does both, but upon the spot, what they call in someone the people, yell out topics in your forced to make jokes or make fun of
our cool and everybody knows that's what it is. So they know you might stumble little bare and why are we gonna have subjects that you draw manoeuvring, awesome but you're forced in that situation. We try to make comedy and I've come up with a bunch of bids because of it, because we don't like three or four times now and you come up with like you know, you might do fifteen minutes, you might get three minutes out of it. Well while this actually potential hold their good topics. Girl fart saw gotta my waiters. What did what's a really hard, whether their throughout economics, boy some awesome, yelled out space travel, economic space, travel this, but you're always I have like a little now. Who knows you? Might you might like, in that moment, like someone, could give out economics and you have nothing or you could be in the right frame of mind at the right moment, and you just have this idea and then you run within on stage and people start laugh unaware. Italy, hysterically like. Oh, there is something I even consider that but you're
forced into this, like the forced to too broad you forced to figure out how to run river, I forced to figure out how to swim, each thrones, the water he figured out. I like it, I didn't want similar that prevention as one resources Cosette list settlers and there are some really hard weird things on there, but that was kind of funding. What they're just explore it and soon she go with it more. You mind, works and that that's really fun shit to do yeah, it's fun, it's a good way to start new material like just to get the beginnings of a new book, or the idea of a new bit like yet have like trick yourself. I thank our and I were talking about this once. If you do too many gigs weed live your life enough, absolutely right. I sometimes you just leave too much too much gigs and not enough wife? Nothing, illegal bird was saying that same thing. Actually burrow saying that in our sometimes he needs to do things. That's why I think he got in the helicopter fly. He actually was doing.
Did on helicopter flies decided by law fucking actually take some lessons in and in taking lessons he actually wanted Joint! Well, that's you know. It's funny said because it is another part of me not want to be such a piece of shit anymore, sexually, because you You bet you feed on all the same thing and there's nothing new. Coming into my life there's going to input so there's stuff. Talk about on the radio which is topical and then does that The government is a whole life out there that you're not enjoying in living and I got my crying the blues, I'm a good money. I have a nice apart, like I've been very lucky in comedy, but it's just somebody fun things to do like just go out with someone somewhere without a goal of sexual, whatever just you know go away for that. I too little dumb town GO shopping or just to some fuckin dumped shit that people do that's fun. Relaxing in a normal and normal human beings do not be not be edging it's fuckin hours dude, I'm telling you it's fucked me up so It's like this. It is like this weird on TK
double scared. Fiona get when I'm done to agree. Very scared, like I'm expose you don't owe me like. Oh god, he's married a fuckin hospice you'll find out, and I talk that girl to jerkin. We oughta give five hundred Bamborough fucking husband, shoot me declines out, like you like that. I do in a moment. But as soon as you come boy you stop liking, it you're going to be a kind of fun killed. Really african Lord Cumnor really brings you right back to reality. Isn't it fine, though, that part of being a funny guy, like the way you are, is, is dependent upon compulsive behaviour and thoughts? There's something about like these actual creation of a bit like the an improved line There is improv line a lot of that, like impulsive, thinks you're
if somebody or yell something or just think of something you say it, even though, if you thought, through you might say, will you tweet it, which is why guys get in trouble? You not. I mean that it is a Europe that impulsive thinking that this is the thing that makes you great is also think that what I say road you, my favorite tweet so much and never die that woman who was workin for some people, City farmers employed that she flew to assure you like, on my way, to Africa, hope and I'll get AIDS just kidding I'm like Ella. Well, and then she lands and its national fuckin scandal the end she lost our job. I mean what are the odds? That's anyone's guinea, read that, tweet and decide to go after you hear this. They will ip, let's get this publicist, but what you are interesting Sacco, and it was a stupid thing to say, but what she's probably saying is hey why people like itself? Sometimes it might even be a statement about how
unfair that only the black eyes. I don't think she meant like fuck black people or do you think she did? I don't know I think she's just trying to be funny. Maybe I think she is sought, choose being funny going I hope I don't aids just kidding, I'm white, I think it has been an asshole. Just being I mean I mean that's all in a bad way, lay a funny on it here being goofy in Spain or that somebody comic would say. I'm telling you I wouldn't say that absolutely lotta comics would say that the thing is the guy. I've had a wider, weird thing to be european. I have a tweets in brutal radio shall obviously you know it. Frustrating and stupid. But then I hear these guys who sent these tweet. Two to curb shillings daughter was Kurt showing the pitcher. And those are big red Sox, pitcher, Picea, the bloody sock, any tweets his daughter pitching college game. So these anonymous, these fuckin cowards. They treat this stuff about it, that's, really nasty and some
he said, might have been illegal because it was sexual software. I don't know, but they both were the data who they were they were both fired from their jobs or one was- and I was happy, did they get fired because I like them. But I had a real dilemma, because the emotional parties like good fuck, these scumbags and then the part of me is you should firing people because they say dumb shit but then, unlike ok, say you're a doctor and you tweet, I hate Jews, What do the hospital? I have the right to go. We don't want you working for us. Our jewish clientele would legitimately not feel comfortable having you operator like I, just kind of in a quandary about it. I don't know how you feel about me, but now, like the I've, just such a he's like whatever you say you shouldn't get in trouble for I'm ended. There is upheld here to speak, but you shouldn't get fired for doing dumb jokes, but what? If you, work. Save you working with a guy like say, you're in an office and the guy shares the office is a small amount of people is like three or four people. The office and as working and now together, day in day out, and why
of you, you find out ascending, really mean tweets to a baseball players. Daughter really a vicious shit for no reason, adjusted, Asshole tonight, oh the girl. He just an asshole. Why the fuck? Would you want to work with Jack right? That's truth. Why can't you fire that guy, because that guy's nagging to the environment of the office, because this is an anomaly unhappy. He fired again emotionally right, but it but for the party contradicts that is growing year, but yeah. That was an obvious one hour at the guy, was account, but then the ones where people are just going for a joke like TAT, lady, yes, and then she gets fired so like who makes the determination like that's what dry. We create I don't have to feel about like I, we felt it loyal to my own point of view, because I was so I was like fuck those guys I'm I'm telling myself by saying it, but I mean like I don't know I'm could have had a bit of a dilemma with this. One lately was she was interviewed with. I forget what blog Kinsman
Why keep doing that letter? My your major! I do the same thing I saw to defend a fucking shall re trial? No, I do not have it in its this yardstick off the butter. The bird in the coffee and she was talking about how it essentially uprooted your entire life, actually landed in Africa. Didn't even realise what was going on Slap Tino probably took a sleeping pill, so long flyer woke up didn't even realise what she had caused and then she had our job and people hated her. They would be bored. Having conversations about her on CNN. They were cholera piece of shit. It got ugly, really ugly and she kind of went into hiding, and then she got a gig somewhere else. I don't merriwig is normal. Mention, if I do did know it, but she she recovered to recovering, got back on track, but she made a careless joke. She thought she was being funny. She thought you'd be silly and she didn't think that. Maybe we're gonna, listen to it or read it and the entire, and in what she's doing is different to what those guys say to church genetically. But then
the thing where you know sports guys. You, like you, said you think they're immune like people, yes for the time at sports figures. Fucking drop, daddy ROD, you Saki fucking, it's like, felt like who's to say. What's right and I'd, that's right, I'm kind of just what I ride. I live in a world of Saint John, just kind of noise nuisance little. You then, I think the sports guys, if they're saying something it's absolutely mean and vicious and nasty- and you don't want I am representing your organization so of an organization of you have a team or if you have S p, and it makes seems to me that people getting fired for saying mean shit Where is it? It gets problematic when it's a difference of opinion as now necessarily mean insulting thing, or a negative thing, but it's a philosophical difference of opinion, something people say things and although it's not smart, what they said, what they said, probably shouldn't
fired registers, a grey area when it comes to some of these things will have had always honest. I wish they say yet, but they're not what happened. The galley Trevor Noah does is tweet a few years ago and they go back and they know their jokes, but they lie and they look at these hateful thing about Jews. He doesn't ease antechamber, so they take that they Norman for jobs and they spend them into. This was hate speech and it's almost like, because their such liars just to get a result that that's what using part? Comes into this if it was just the unilateral lanyard deludes their opinion, because then me, I'm not gonna, listen anything! You say if you say that is just like: he had one Joe she's ten times the woman that used to be so. I guess you that now negotiated these fat. Shaming, no he's making a joke yes and what what are you saying that someone is ten times the size these to be? Isn't fat? I say: that's pretty fuckin disappearance rural. If they wait, six pounds in one part of this idea of fat. Jamie's been drive me fucking. Crazy gets not unlike the phantom
by the way. Thank you very much about Louis jury. Lui wanted to spit my face this morning when he saw dare he. I know it Fanny Pack, I have one for you. If you want, I either you genuine. I haven't yours too yeah. I, like you good, Fanny Pack. I do as well process- could get excited we're talking about a fat, shaming, yummy, look man, it's not cool! To be mean to people is not cool. Like point someone out demeaned butts it. Not smart too. Just let it go either, not smart too. Just not ever talk about someone's weight If you care about someone, you should probably bring up the fact that their morbidly obese, if you could bring it up and Have they realise that there's other options out there and they change their their habits. That's not That's not a silly fetching right, we're all ignoring fat people or ignoring people that have eating problems. We're gonna nor like a serious health problems. That's that's! That's
much of an addiction as what you're talking about about sexual or is the same sort of thing they get in there they get sweaty thinking about rings and hollows and cakes and workers in these two fuckin, sheer joy of given into it. Brings a fuckin awesome. Naga be honest. I have friends of a food food, addictions and I've been around them when they they satisfy those addictions. It's like your watch in Lyons IE. If the hardest hit the hardest of all food, fuckin brutal, many getting Johnny, would you have the right exists? can I help you don't have to go to hookers reality, but some of us do, Joe vetoes. They are united. You'll live. If you don't get a hooker you'll live. If you don't eat right, have to eat, so delay constantly dive, the dancing in and out of this world that their addicted to very hard fuck you, you can't not do at La Maidens healthy. I guess I did this girl, once back in the day, had a bit of a wait problem, and she should I have discussed but at once where I was like. I think that you, u puts
much emphasis on this issue and it was a minor wait problem was she wasn't morbidly obese by anyone's definition, but she did like would gain like old and pounds here, twenty rise there and bother, and what bother was that it would have Sesar all day talk about which aid had a fat free, Methana ahead of this and ahead of that, and it became Like almost is like this. This battle that shit, it never win whose eyes crazy, yo, Yo they could she just. She knew that you weren't supposed to have eyes. Can she had to eat ice cream? You know it and then the way she fixed it is yoga, she started doing yoga any somehow or other balanced brain out and the effort of doing the yoke. Boasted her metabolism and She started eating really healthy because she got more conscious of her body, be instead of
she'd should she did always exercise was always like pretty fit, but she just would do like running or a little or to someone else, but this got her into doing yoga and then she became like really. Obsessed with eating healthy foods and taking care of her body and dinner. Then she turned out great that's great yeah. She figured it out with, cool and some of the figures it out, but but it was, it was bizarre being in I've been next and like guy friends and have it, but they just go in here while in gluttony, but girls I'll do that kind of dance around it, so their food addictions. Even here too, because, like my friends, it s, food addictions, dough, Indulge in front of me, you know a good school. You guys want to go to fulfilling the blankets, we'll get some spaghetti, meatballs fuck yeah they sit down and they seem indulging like all fuckin tremendous. You know they knew they shouldn't beating this barberini in anyway.
To say something I do not want to be the wet nurse within its like Youtube on forty. Six of my friends are, therefore, is that you can drop dead at this point. Oh yeah, oh yeah, You certainly can and have you know already what worried me when he was in here. I was like Jesus Christ and I was telling him about healthy foods and you know yet the pill thing to the heroin thing to incite goddamn. Do you put a lot of sure in your heart, along goddamn, not longer It'll come along a few pounds access on recently, yet we did it, in Florida and as the yugoslav then legume, whenever it funny fuck, you guys raising fucking funny. He was so far on the park gas talking about sports gambling, which he's got a thing for just as bad as you have a thing for set all really. He fuckin loves gambling and he loves gambling, and it's that same thing. Is that, that impulsive shit, that comics tend to get what it is like a lot of us get like. We have real addiction problems, the really funny ones for whatever reason like. I know a lot of guys, that of either sex.
Addiction or some sort of drug addiction or gambling addiction or some sort of addiction. I gets a real common to know guys. That have relationship addictions where their addiction is to be constantly in conflict in the relationships, and they never, straightening out and there scared to be alone and they elect scared, scared to lose a cow and then they fight like cats and dogs, knows I gotta get away from her and then they never do and then there's ease, but would you do what you're doing is the same sort of crazy thing that a food person does wages back and forth? And, and four than that conflict becomes like what you are talking to. With the sex. Will you never see yourself? You never see life. You look at it like you through a window. You never right there. You never totally present you're always involve in this inner battle and then interbank could be gambling. It could be beaten off, they could be going to hookers, it could be doing drugs could be drinking whatever you're trying to not do becomes you think you could be food.
Don't to get away, becomes a wrestling match that you're constantly engaged in all day and from I had about a bunch of em a bunch of vat is games that are much video games with plant pool agreeable man we're in old video games, it was real bad, like I would be sitting there How can a somebody and do like this is so much more boring and playing video game? I want to go play a video game right now. He wanted to get away and go play a video game and I'll just going to my office. Shut the door and just like finally put the headphones on and then I'll play and I realize, like while this is like I'm in I'm doing I'm an attic tier of how long it took place while it what's a long, create eight ten hours, while really twelve, sometimes only twelve do like six. It six, the morning, easy alike fuelled with caffeine I'll show you how heart attack by these sodas. I forget the the
but it made em they're. Really cool and some of our more blue solve them at hull opinion on some of them had like Stream amounts caffeine in them and Guyana and all these, and they are like skulls and honest different, weird archie labour. And there was a supermarket north Hollywood that used to sell them downstream from my apartment and I'll go and our by them by the fucking crate. I would buy everything they had when they would get new shipments and even contacted the people that made the soft drink. They had a warehouse. In fact, ass, a cat come near warehouse and just by some Kay is of your shit. Let's have like all sorts of different hot you're crazy, but it was super calf and aided, and I would drink this stuff. And just play video games just all now, how did you do for that's the shit? No, that's not it actually green apple opinion soda. It looked a little bit like this. From the upper left, there's a bunch of different ones, but they had like skulls and all kinds of weird Yet all over the
the the labels how many years ago, this isn't Indeed, how many? How long did you do for? I think I with video games altogether around two thousand I think I realized I start playing like every now and again in liked. Two thousands I would play like a little over here and then, but I didn't I never never got into it seriously again and then I completely stopped platinum around two thousand to you. Look at the graphics, now Gallego yeah scared, the Southern, its here's, the thing about it. If you're a gamer ungulate worried folks warm with you, you pulled you do what you're right is nothing wrong. Playing video games are fun is how the problem is, if you have some there's stuff that you want to do in your life. You gotta know like what you like. If I get addicted to Jujitsu here's a perfect example: I cant do Jujitsu, but an hour and a half a day you get exhausted, you keep body, just can't keep up, keep doing it. I get you there's a certain amount of ours and daddy gave role because you
straining your fuckin cardio huge you trying to survive Are you trying to kill and you fuckin constantly moving in your time, We tried to you a better your position and defend, and after Wyatt you done you kid. Like that. With video games with video games of your addicted to it, you fucking can play eight ten hours a day sought a problem of either caffeine in you and you gotta run. The right kind of addictive game, especially you have friends you're playing together. We stay table land parties we together and link over computers together- oh my god, we'd be up for as people just where we I would go to Houston. Have gigs in Houston. Lot of guys would be from Houston. We meet in Houston and weed. Up our computers together and we would play for flocking hours and hours and hours and we come day after day, good, elegant, two or three day thing: were it I'll get together? Just now. The junk food ships Mountain do whatever the fuck out of here
then you can get in your system. It's too it's too fun. It's a really fun thing, you do you have it. I play asteroids and I was a kid I was very addicted to regulate. Every abound, I'm that of that ilk, so I never got them as an adult yeah. I think they can get there, but as a form of entertainment, their fuckin, awesome and even better today than ever before, Why would you eggs? I was one of the grand theft auto I'd like a little line. Whenever I tried playing, Laszlo, this very Laszlo came into open, Anthony and I kept by I play that whole month. I backed into the fence, times into fuck this, I am such an uncoordinated twat that I just couldn't make it work. Thanks. I little back on that. I got. Thank God. You back to the fore, because I like I know that it would have been fun one to figure out how to use the controllers and a video game really they become like a part of the way you move like with quick. Every guy had like a script that he would run that he would load up like a profile script for the speed of your mouse, for the shape of you care,
dear for your name, and you can upload it like you could have. It is a text file on your computer and you upload it into the game, and there like that, would be like your speed of your mouse somebody like them, to move really fast and people like the mouse to move really slow. Some people like an extended view, like your appeal, we could change, I guess we could be there. Ninety or one twenty, some guys spread it out. They give you like a fish. I lands and allow you to see more shit on your screen and some guys like that. Some guy didn't. But it was this saying that it became like really specific so that you got soup used to the amount of movement that you would do with your fingers and how that calculated to move on screen in your brain sink up to it. So then you don't you think, about moving your fingers had just automatically happen and when you're playing eight ten hours a day day after day after day, It becomes like really become sort. Major average became her and I usually planet computer preferred that Joyce and I never come
can play on. The computer left right kid. This key this case as it could. I couldn't get a while. The reason is when you use a mouse, a mouse and Keyboard is the most accurate form of control or for video games so far ass. You can get a lot done with one of those Xbox controllers, but you're. Never gonna the type of pinpoint accuracy in like a first person, shooter personally, I can with a mouse with a mouse, could turn around and like look at a guy like theirs certain guys that would play that. There's a kid is called fatality, he's, council, vitality and the other the eye in, I got number one and he is like a world champion quake player. And when you would watch him play, he would make these splits turns and shoot guys in the face that were falling off. Buildings like guys would like red. Jumping off a buildings, and he would speak and in mid air. They would explode and aegis. Had this, this super tuned in sense of what the curse
was doing on a screen as he was moving, and if you watch The really high level quake eyes when they were playing with these things are called they're called demos and they can make a demo and then they could uploaded Demo and you can watch a match, take place from their point of view right and you can see how how well they move in the game. It was just like my god look. We need the really high levels of the game? Its insanely adrenaline failed because you're goin down dark, Corridors people Looking at you you're, shooting it damn. Your health is deteriorating before your eyes, you're running, to try to get more health, you're running, try to get armor and new weapons and trying to conceal- All the map and waiting for the new weapon, a response you gotta, get to this area, within five seconds. You have the time it all out your head, you have to know the map inside and now it becomes an singly addictive and the. The rush. The actual rush that you would get from these games is incredible mates of adrenalin pumping heart, beating three diminish
graphics, sound! You have headphones on you you here, three dimensional sound like if you hear something to the right. Let me someone is to your right. They are actually to your right in the game. You run towards them and is these corridor, yours and cable amazing. It's an amazing in just one of em backing and the fence insane forget. I can't do it was probably good for you Gary GO time lost years of my life play in those games to Jean I enjoyed it, try enjoyed it, but I guarantee I lost years. My life also coincided with a timer. Wasn't white writing many jokes! Incidentally, I write yeah some tears. If something becomes obsessive, I wanted this about their own have more fun stuff in my life, I do that's healthy and normal but I do want to get a dick is anything else. I want to put down one addiction, and I hope I can stay away for this one for what they have been keeping a running tallies. First time. I ever did that in tally. Financially. Really, yes, of how much spending on it's not a
it's not Jerry is not a. You know. I've put his way in a year. If I spent more than Trolley Jean sure, I mean that one year that he talks fifty thousand dollars years, I mean half an it's? Nothing, but I've done more on their choice. She money. Why not every year and not up to this point this year. Well, if you can replace with something is now when your Mama's utopia that message, Ryan left arm D Feel said you can go. To the gin, and that was in two thousand three. I put it on my second city, mother made a very good point. She said just go to the gym. You can meet nice girls Sinhalese the evening in shape, and she was right. I did but let me call it leaves the evening to right. I don't know I forget what was called the fun it's yeah. I remember she called it a money than Helen but if you, if you picked up a game like I hate to say it, but even golf LA golf becomes that you're it takes time, guys do it for like a long hours in the day, but it's also fund
You go with your bodies who go advice. He could annoy you all day and you go not with vast plays. Basically every fuckin there, ain't brown sleep well enough to pull it off. My sleeps, a vague issue, lay really. This is why get so frustrated and angry and self hating, because I try to do the right thing I'll put the mask on big boy. Went got his tears over the three at me. Still can't do it claustrophobic I fucking finally fall asleep and then are our real. The air is blowing up the side of the Mass ITALY, everything nothing sinks upright. Despite my best effort in it's almost like yours toward, if you do the right thing, the right thing I've done all the leg work and I'm still getting fucking dog shit results, and it makes me nuts they make me so want to smash my face to a fuckin window, because I've done there stuff and I still can't fall asleep and yours We back more. Maybe someone listen! This can shed some light or help you out. Some turmoil probably not dug a bet.
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God, I want to try to get, but because I've central Albania to it won't fix it. Health Guard has changed my life a little bit because it don't keep my throat open. So, like lot of times. I am probably choking far less often like that, I you know, I mean that I would be normally so I'll a lot but done for he's talking about this in the radio. There really will be like one of them. We'll be happening had their fight recently and they there actually quite was I missed that fight are heard, oh, be talking about it now. You know what I heard you talking about. Be crying on the radio talking about Miss the whole thing. Yet, with Anthony Exits, who share that opening O peddler did they not. Why was this How did ass? He was told by how it was difficult work with him all these years and stuff with his girlfriend? He went through a history of why this Babylon just got to the point where I could tell on too those guys we're we're gonna go, I could sense it
and I never said Daniel you gonna battle be adobe. What are you feeling like you see to that sweets that, things at either? One of them were saying would be misinterpreted. It was just gonna happen, so in open but if you think I twitter on the show that might be misinterpreted or even interpret right and get mad a combination of both to another snipping at each other and then, when eight, when Opie went back at him the next day they kept her aunt really sets himself on the compound show all became back, pissed off and I was in a weaker position because I'm like I'm, not gonna, sit here and just play devils. Having I forgot that needs to do that. They need to do it together and it almost seemed unfair for me just sit. There now argue with open, like I'm Anthony's mouthpiece run that you are, I mean inside and said I want to do that. There's a couple of points. I clarified things I thought I had made a valid point about browsing. So there and argue at all be overlooked that that's let him in a fucking do that shit, I'm not a month, a mug that codependent say: let them fuck it, but
got like a toy legit. Two people thought it might have been allayed by watch did happen and you know nobody wants to do that. Shit, like that's, embarrassing shit when you're in especially a fuckin audience like that nobody wants to Zob fuck off. How did he saw it? Wasn't it was in the earlier lily was a little fool mirror who knew more than down bad, but he can caught himself and he didn't want it was that Europe is a little Betty. I previously used over numbering nice stuff is remembering nice shit and I forget what else what was I say, just arguments that we want to go down this road. I don't remember you they're talking, I breathing and about my fuckin. While I go on this road adjoining about oh, be bad, mouthing that they they fought back and forth now, but there was a reason. I went down that road and maybe think of those guys and I remember what it was
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Jim Nortons see how many and tragedy he's my apologies for storing like this, I mean to go down that road, someone who find it we're going corrected online, but I want to know because it was a point I was making some of them ass. He spoke, ass. I went on the show but I don't know what they went down the opium- anything. There was something I was thinking. I'd literally just lost my place so tired. I am not an hour, you know me tell you something. Maybe I helped you you know what I really liked is that fuckin thing that you wrote about no Trevor Noah Tal. Thank you that thing you're over time as in thank you that was really smart. They really appropriate and exact. Your exactly right. What the outrage was manufactured was its recreational outrage. Did they something a green light to be a dick about, and they decided
be a dick about an you wrote a really well thought out piece about the tiger yeah I was just. There was just the Trevor, no isn't the problem. You are it's kind of hard, sometimes like the good thing in writing, as you have time to edit, and you can get your thoughts in a row is just Acting angrily. Here, like you, are only a flood of thoughts. Come Norman, Leir, explain this best, like ie Have a bunch of thought is: do you want to get em all out like this, but certainly they wanted to write about, but I couldn't, could you get blocked when afresh Well, I want to say Norman. Leir said his Europe is said Dame years ago picture like a room, it's on fire. Do we talk about this? He say when you nobody. He Russia's for the door they get stuck, but if every He walks out of the room one at a time. Everyone gets out and then you can section them off into people by height and people by color and couple them. That's the waiters with thoughts almost like all this frustration. I'll just talk it into this thing, but that does not just get the fuck out wanted an I'm one of the time and then for me
something like that. Where there's so much you have so many feelings about it. It's hard not to We try harder to be self righteous is committed. You really try to do is to make your thoughts known. We all fall into once in a while: every person does it, but it's it's hard. You dont want took his that's a dick quality yet worlds theirs. Balancing act. We are creating something like what tone My trying to set here what's the best way to go This thought outwards got the most impact. How do I really feel about it, verses. What's the most painting version of it that I could say in out how much I twisted for just for humor How much are they fuck around with it in owns and its that's the beautiful thing about it? Is that it's all coming from your direction? You can decide whether to take it and tweak it in so you're gonna of those little battles in your head about where to take things. Yeah I mean now, but it's you with it. I always rights to fund this away. Fans are great
that peace and I get people get mad at me. Why did you write one about aunt, so, first of loved ones, about a month. Stager he's my special second about it and asked me to I don't call them and ass. They just asked me I'm here: they ve I've turn them, on four things I didn't think I was called to write about a very dynamic and addressed. So how does it go agree? They say. Would you like to write something about Trevor, knowing your relationship with them? If they do get right to me and say, would you write something Trevor or they ve written me Robin died like would you like to write something I'm again about your worries? Us it not all, because I loved her, but I wasn't. I just felt like so many people here, eulogizing, let people who are better qualified Do I really didn't know, or so Joan Rivers was like Patrice you at a written, something up, worse, they asked me to bring it to you have all away. I just it was only like. I didn't know well enough, and I would have been talking about her, but not from knowledgeable point of view as someone who interacted with Jonah what I was a huge fan bomb out that I never got to meet her really wish I to meet her those that are supposed to do it,
in bed with Joan lawyer was a pod gas that there, climb in bed with her, and she would interview from bed ending. I just left round joke grandmother out a loved have done it, but for whatever reason, scheduling wise it had to be moved around her and then obviously died. Fishermen's credible after the first time, rivers flight coming, I loved her. So flight coming from West Palm Beach. And I see John, get on the plane and she's two seats in front of me. And her assistant recognize me so we're getting on the plane. She sitting there she's a look up, and I said like a a comedian- I just year, just u awesomely, I just think you right here thank you and until she still looked funny like I'm, not in our shoes, so I sat there a moment like that, I'm terrible by the worst fun banter guy ever. I still find that answer with anyone on elevators. My actual laugh me
You walk angle. I got boy, this elevator Sloan Skill. Yes, it is, humorless conduct, but it's not. I just panic. So sat down and in her assistant, came over the peace of the New York Times and he handed. I don't want you looked at. You needed something to read, so she gave me at home repaper and I want to take a photo with on the critical photo after the play- lead and she was here, but not here, so she walked me up top and she goes hop on and she had one of those loved us those things at these up through the airport with right and she gives me a ride on her fuck The thing we speed through the airport and then we too, a photo, not a good photo. Neither one of us, but I mentioned Not her to sign it from someone else and I had met or a couple of times after that said three fellows. I think she remembered me. And the last time I spoke to her I went to Louis UK had on Thanksgiving two years ago. He had John was at his house. He had felt your husband at his house, and he invited me and I should hide her
While you went to a dinner party with Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joan reminded Louis, he case how YAP in that's amazing store with, is why Louis so Lui would tell a great story, the sweat Louis. So incredible, because he's unafraid Lakes what's on ethnic Apollos, you're, Barbecue Bobby Kelly was so funny that day. I panicked Looking to Philips you more halfpenny nice in a liner do myself, you know, but I'm not good and those moments Bob Kelly's, be effective, you're breaking policies, the big funny ox, you know shit talker, Willie guy? Just you know, moments that really love Bobby cause he's just he so good at funny in those men monsieur the ball, breaker from Boston that he is bodies, a guy in those moments I of who the guy is, who tries to alpha Bob Bob is Bobby as is Yorkshire carrier who would be slaughtered by workers Bob's, a guy who really doesn't back off from anybody. That's why he's funny he's like someone tries to alpha him and be funny abide. I dared any just. You know
without work for him. You don't be so I admired Bobby that take as you so funny in front of folks who happen all these people and Ellen bursting was there I'm just staring at her, like usually anxious system- was shooting the exodus to play the button, the exorcist real yeah What a bizarre parliament knows, the fucking Weird is people awesome and it was making Thanksgiving and John was helping him, and I think Nicht APOLLO told me that Louis never done this. That's. Why he's yet such courage? Because do something like that. That's why you show works because he takes risks get out. Fuck and I'm Samuel. The shy see lie and it's gonna sit back until it's all in a row and everything's fucking organise a thanksgiving dinner portable who thanksgiving two years ago and Philip Shop with his kids and sounds amazed. Parker pose you is their holy fuck him by the way, I'm at the cappuccino, Machine Bobby and our turning a cappuccino and films you will happen comes over and I'm just like. Breaking cappuccino, I'm so star struggling account and Bob just being funny Bob just being him in that more
she always able to be him and beef. Me- and I was like fuckin so jealous of bob- did he could be so funny there but anyway, I'm John was there and we you I owe you said Oliver, I couldn t speak to choose their militia and switch. You walked out on those pre or post meaner post, all of those posts, so she laughed, I say goodbye. Miss rose I seen Joan or through the issuing. Ok like literally, had no recognition. And I saw Louie after that- and I was a category- hurt my feelings that she has. No, I'm not I'm not like that or on any comedian amount uncomfortable around comedians. I'm not nerve run comedians, I figure we all know each other in some way right, but around her I was always like fucking. Head down s, grandmother, John Kandian strode similarity another shot up. Ok sure I always had like that paying with John Rivers? I did won't hurt and not like make us. She was just such a fucking icon, it would lose say when you told me he was nice data smarting she hit. Member she's yoke is really so logical. Louise, like you know
fucking an eighty year old woman. You know that's how he is. You know beauty Could she had work done? She's, fucking, eighty? She doesn't know anybody like he's right, even though she was still fucking, totally sharp but she was an eighty year old woman at that time. So, of course, you know maybe like the face it didn't ring as much of a bell as they should have, which is also insanely famous for so many falcon yeah. Why she's, probably day talking to people that want he's a yell day. They want to talk to my pictures. They want to this. They want to that issue. Would you care remembered all this? Fifty fuck you then show business yeah everybody and that's how Washington Osborne. I admit I see so many times and when he finally knew me like, I knew a new area you anybody, I knew a misery is like a high value. Look right, how are you and it was like It was really the way. I would greet Joe Rogan, like you're, just a body, and I will
I have my fucking life is good Joan. I never had that within. I wish I could she's one on, but she was one of my longest running isles really loved her. She was not, and not just you don't eat with someone died already waxes poetic about both thought. She was fucking great she's balls. You Eddie choose a very balls, you, a very brave she was braver than any of us. Could she never said she was sorry and sheets? much to lose his far that you know, I mean I I interviewed one time I, what was his new Henry Bush into Hughes, Johnny's old lawyer, Carson's old lawyer, and you wrote a book Reese. I want how Carson what if I let him the old lawyer write a book burning, told all the old stories I asked without Joan Rivers, and he had a very interesting backed up on our Carson. Never would of he said you wouldn't had Carson didn't think she would last too late like her. She was a little too abrasive to be watched. Them like Johnny was a smart fuckin guy, but Henry Bush. It was a relief. What didn't need Carson, go bad honour than they have some sort of a falling out with Johnny was apparently a cold. My mother was really cold and boy did not the apple.
Far from the tree. He would do this is what I and John at the sharp end, our her husband EDGAR, said, should do our own talk show, I believe it started and eleven are eleven. Thirty was up against Johnny. She did it because She was never considered for the department just host job, as she was heard. And she had a career but apparent they had hung out with Johnny and not told him tat she and think. If she had walked up to Carson said Johnny. Look. I have this opportunity according to Henry Bushmen Johnny's lawyer, Johnny would have, which are well because he didn't think here. You think she had, though the longevity and late night just because of how she was, and he might have been right look at Carson was so easy. Breezy any had that fuckin way at last. And Joan Show lasted a little bit, but it didn't last per so I don't know but I guess he felt tat. She had betrayed him and he never doktor again, and I think she tried to call
once, and he hung up on her and never. She said she sent him a note when his son died, his son drove off, and died no response. He was a cold motherfucker joining their when he was done with you. He was done. Finished until it you drove off a cliff well by mistake. I think was actually think this was his Chris, and I also that fucking wondering when Johnny was eulogizing his son on night show: fuckin Fred the court of auditors eject producer, given like this, the rap sign like to move on, because a commercial coming and I heard the Carson never forgave him either ever allowed on the floor. The tonight show again Johnny Banishment, upstairs. Which again these are just you know, third and fourth hand shitstorm. Let's say I'm anywhere absolutely repeated as gospel. What you snobs this, but the fact that you fuckin now those are true, but the fact that you like almost like with tv people. What are you thinking when this guy who is such
God on television is fucking eulogizing, his son and rapid thinking that fucking pampers can't wait. Five minutes like what can I into the show, if you let him go speaking and what's gonna happen, show this one it does we been trying for a while. This is good, oh yeah, we're doing Often I loved you and I'm out here. This is I love doing you. And if you want to do in our love Adam another, but you knew I know for so many years. So this is the most fun we ve known each other along fuckin time dude. But you said we met but ninety ninety one, ninety you're doing a quarter it. I can't I don't. I don't remember you're MIKE Tyson Joe, thou scary. It must have been when Plugin might showed Brad Pitt was whether you like it. You can talk you for second, and you did the MIKE Tyson impression: you were on you, funding of reanimated and a very powerful comic and I use that word a lot, but that that was how you struck me early on. You tremendous amount of fuckin force onstage, and you know what I was up there make do in high energy fucking faggot
Jimmy how you tell em like Ebay, I we go in. I would like to thank your stuff you're funny, you're, very nice, but it's interesting when you ve gone through a journey, lay shot with someone when you been friends and your bowl start now here in our it's weird, it's weird when you go back and look at all the time it's pass and how much each one of us of all grown it. Oh it's to see someone that you start out with being really successful to really site for your document. Yeah people liked in especially I love it. I love you, so you were one of the best comics working today. I really believe that. Thank you very much and the best comics in the world. You have remained Genoa, Jim Norton, one of the best comics in a whirl needed get em on Twitter, Jim Norton on Twitter. You could fuckin email, I'm he'll email, you back! Have you not? I, bag the real Jim Norton Gmail. You could see the special April twenty fourth Friday Friday, night April, twenty fourth on ethics
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because I had been disputed. Well, it be still good, even for one person, I'm enjoying it even if I was just doing this on my own, I would never get anybody to just sit down and talk with me for hours at a time like this. But if I did, I would enjoy the fuck out of it as a job or as a gig or whatever the fuck, you would call it is as a pursuit. This podcast has been equal we as rewarding to me as it has to you folks. I appreciate all the love and I've. I send it all right back to thank you so much and see next week, much love pickets, yeah.
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