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#758 - Tom Papa

2016-02-09 | 🔗
Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, writer and television/radio host. Tom has a great story on Ari Shaffir's show "This Is Not Happening" watch it here - http://youtu.be/487y7zJzkFM http://www.tompapa.com/
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character, very intelligent, and I always enjoy talking to him. Please welcome Tom Papa Logan experience trying my day Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day we live just discussing very critical, sound engineering issues. We will take care of on the next version of this studio: I'm gonna build something either in downtown or near here. When we decided really, I was, are you you had it here because you live here yeah I do but, but I like downtown. I, like the idea of being on the top of the building my other option and I've been looking at land. My other apps is in paying a canyon to build a an actual compound. My my problem is I'm afraid to. I know me. I don't necessarily trust me, I'm afraid I'll go whole hog, Colonel Kurtz and start a real compound, once I have the actual land and start putting things in, and
I'm not really that restricted financially from building shit. I might just start getting crazy and then But all your followers could work, that's the problem and that becomes a problem that unstable ones shows up the suicide Vasti downtowns of a pain in the then getting there's socks, and I did that. Someone had a show down there and I had to park like in this weird thing cut through a Macy's to get to the where the thing was tax a little tricky unless you get a cool, so how kind of? space. That's what I'm thinking. What I was thinking is getting a high rise like a top floor on a high rise right, get crazy and get something with the most dope ridiculous view, and have that view be the background when we do shows, as the shows that be pretty sweet and good vantage point when the earthquake comes,
you ever been in a high rise during the quake? Well, I'm gonna have a parachute for you, and I is for Jamie and for all of us and we're just going to shoot through. One of the windows have a shot gun. Well, last through one of the windows and then we're just jump, I was in if you go to so is ago not last summer, the one before during that earthquake they had a little. We have been Napa, yeah Apple, one and I had a show there that night, I'm going high rise, get up to go to the bathroom it around two in the morning on my way, back the whole a building like a rubber band. Just back, I was like what there on rollers yeah, and that thing just scary. I just laid on the bed and it was like alright. Maybe this is going down, but he's laid on the bed lay down the bed. I just yeah just kind of collapse, don't they say you're supposed to get in like in a door frame. There was nothing but just terror attack yeah, it's complete
really weird and I was like and it was for like two. I just go to the airport I just get the hell out right to run into a deflected middle of the country brassica. That was about it. I look at the no. I didn't see people like running in droves, so I just said: all this will see how freaked out I am. If I can just go back to sleep- and I did this for did you ever read the article? Was it in New Yorker? I don't remember what magazine it was in. There was an article that was essentially saying the Pacific Northwest, like Seattle is a ticking time bomb just as a matter of time before it gets hit by a massive tsunami in an earthquake. A hundred percent gonna happen Red might happen in a hundred years might happen in two who knows yeah, I'm gonna, I'm going there this weekend. Are you where you're at live love that place good club that combines my two favorite things in life,
playing pool in a comedy club. It's almost like they designed it. For me, it is pretty perfect I'll, be there in a so. What Happ like when they say like at that level that they say it'll hit what happens to like. Does that mean, like Seattle goes into the ocean? Yeah, that's the article. It was the new Yorker, the really big one woman by the way receives so much hate, and I think fucking threats and all kinds of crazy that she had to? I think she had to make an amendment to this, not so big one to say: hey, fuckers, relax. I didn't mean to scare you, I'm just you notice, like Mexico seems fine. Look goes all the way down to California all the way. To the see the peel that they're showing in the illustration, Mexico,
remove come on Tom Papa. Let's do it. Let's go San, Diego might not be a bad spot. Either doesn't seem to be it's like pulling off. That's not too quicky. No, it's filled with military people. Don't know what to do. Yeah, Pendleton, yeah there right there. I don't know what to do. That's a good spot to be. If the shit hits the fan yeah, bunch of mother fuckers, who prepared for this shit, hitting the fan to have a kit, a kit Yeah have an emergency kit. I have food in the food right, freeze, dry, food and water, save it in the garage, fridge yeah. Well, I have garage freezers, freezes in the garage, okay and of giant coolers that'll. Keep I have these, Yeti. Coolers here is you a yeti. Cooler Coors are really high end hunting coolers, like outdoorsman cool. They will keep
nice. I use it when I brine things like if I Brian a ham like I smoke, hams ever smoke a you know. So delicious man is nothing like it. It takes a long time to do. It takes like six days to Brian it six days, six days yeah, but then once you smoke it and then cook it like right out of the okay and then serve it all my god. It's amazing really, my kids scream when they eat it like this is amazing 'cause it just melts in your mouth, it's just so tender and moist and delicious is so. Was the cooler come in? What do you mean you? I leave it in the cooler for six days by itself in a bucket, so I Brian the ham I take to him. I put a bucket of water with salt garlic, some brown sugar and for a few other, the spices of forget what is up some himalayan pink salt and then it sits in this cooler. I surround the cooler with ice or surround the bucket with ice right, and I love
knock down, and I just leave it outside for days she six days later, I opened up and it still got ice in it, really yeah see that that's the one that I cook now man. That looks good. Yeah five hours at two hundred fifty degrees. How many pounds is that that was I want to say like a three pound one summer, she was so good I'm a guy. Like you cut, like you, sell the juices of the bottom of it's it's like, cut into inches. Squirting your face is so good, so good Jesus. Now that is that's a wild, wild ham. So that's during the apocalypse is you're going live on. Well, my point: yeti. Coolers can keep things cold for a really long time right so like you could have like. If you have frozen me, it'll stay frozen. Those things for a week right or at least will cold enough for you. Don't have to worry about it, going bad seeing
keep all your stuff in there. So I have meat that will last for a week I have like a week of meat and then generator. I have a generator Now I'm going solar them turn my whole house, or I think I am as well it's crazy to not in California. I know it's. You have to drop pretty good cash at the beginning. Yes, will take about five years to get it back, you might not ever get it back right however, you can have it set up where you're always going to have power in your completely off the grid. Right, that's the big thing which Bryan Callen has been trying to get them to turn over to his solar and he says there really resistant, really yeah he paid for panels. He had the whole thing set up and he's like it's really interesting he's like they make it super difficult for you to do this because they are fighting the solar companies. They don't want them to be autonomous. They don't want people to be taught
they also want you to be connected to the grid yeah. If you choose to remove yourself from the grid and be just a hundred percent solar, it's a huge issue right, yep very hard to get done so can it has a cut off complete he's, not nice? Okay, like a couple cents a month just to stay on, I don't know I don't know. You'd have to talk to Brian, but right for the for the long time- and I don't know if he's got it turned over. But for the longest time they weren't turn over. Like I'm talking about six months, so it's a sizeable investment spends tens of thousands of dollars. Yes, all this equipment installed. His yard, and they wouldn't turn it on he's like I couldn't get them to turn it on. I have a Tesla, an I want to go solar, so it's the car so completely, but the battery like the charger. You can get a rebate off of this thing, the am none of paperwork you have to show the city of LA for them. To give you seven hundred dollars back, is in you have to take pictures of your house pictures of the cha,
your receipts from the company certificates of work things from the panel. I mean it's a list of like twelve things. It's like you know, and if I, if I have to go to the to the mailbox once with the right stamp. It's like it's going to take weeks for me to pull that off your comic. I'm, not I'm not doing it right. I guess they make. You do seven hundred for the work yeah, your seven hundred dollars with exactly you would think they would be the opposite. You think they'd be now. You think that they would encourage, because with ease the grid yeah, I know I rented a test. So for a day, not because we have a sponsors, called skirt as high a u r t and the real new, but what they're doing is they're essentially like uber for rental, cars. So let's say if you were outside the comedy store like I need a rental car. I want to drive to San Francisco right. They'll fucking show up in twenty minutes with a rental car, and you take that bitch and drive it up the coast. She's, it's crazy,
yeah! You! You have an application or on your phone right. You is the app you order up a car and you can get a Tesla. So I said: ok, I wanna try the service out before we do it. Let's give me a Tesla in May, so I got a test flight was get the services excellent. To show up the give you the thing they give. You the key, do you know how to do it? I said yeah. I watched a couple videos, I'm good right there you go. Ok, it's real strange because the Tesla doesn't start and that's uh mirrors up, that's a weird one for people you get in and you go ok. Why isn't it starting? There's no revenue gas! Now, there's no gas, no Brum Brum, there's no at all, and it just sort of you put it in drive and okay, we're going! Ok yeah. But what got me was how quick the battery drained. I was like. Oh, I don't like this yeah quick, did it rain. Where I live out here, you were about half hour to the improv,
right! I drove all the way the improv back. I drove here home back to the improv and back home and then back here, and it was more than one slash two tank more than half more and a half gone, I'm like that's like two hundred and forty miles like that. But that's half that's one hundred and twenty, but it's not even it's not even it's maybe sixty miles where they're driving, maybe where you punch in it knew must because it's a fast, I don't think I drive any other way. That's what I do There is a big difference when you're slamming it here is like a thing. It shows you like the sweet spot and that's around probably around sixty five, it's ground granny level- a man when you class that thing for that yeah. It's crazy, but it heats up the it is of the Jews. But it's weird how it accelerates without gears, which is very hard for people who drive in a regular car. Apprehend, but it just it's instant on so like a golf, cart like among go golf cart.
Super golf cart. It's fun even going from zero to three thousand five hundred and forty just to get that punch. It's a wonderful car. It's amazing! What they've done is amazing. I came here from down Wilshire, like Beverly Hills area, get on the four hundred and five hit autopilot. Anne I didn't steer until I got off of shut the fuck up, one hundred and one shut, the fuck up. I didn't touch the break. I didn't touch the accelerator, I didn't steer. We texting. I looked at a text, I looked at the text that freaks me out man it drives better than I do. What is it doing? Is it's the camera and it's scanning, the environment, cameras and sensors. So it's on the on the dashboard. It will show the two lines that have picked up visually. It will pick up the speed based on a sign
and then it has cars, shadow cars around you, it's reading all the cars around you he's and it just it's just goes. You set it at that at the speed in the ground for all and it just breaks and if you want to change lanes, just hit the directional an if it thinks it safe, it will change lanes for you. Well, my I have a one of those Lexus Suv's Anne it'll, accelerate and decelerate depending upon the traffic. So it has a laser sensor and it gives you options like you could ride someone's yes and then it will do it that way or you could spread it out where it's like four cars in front of it starts to break right, which is the way I have it set up 'cause. I don't think it doesn't break that good. It's a giant, ass truck in traffic. It's pretty great! When I take my key. The school I'll hop on the one hundred and one and I'll to not have to deal with the break Bing, stopping going! That part is just so yeah. It's awesome. It's really great. I mean they say Cara.
Lawrence companies are getting ready for the collapse of their business good. They say once everything is automated. They think this is the insurance companies talking that it's going to be an eighty five percent decrease in accidents. Wow, that's how much better the car- and I know the car is a better driver. And I am no more cautious- sees more, was long as You have the option to be autonomous on a country road now as long like you get on a country rd and you could just fucking zoom around and drive and see things. You mean do it on your own yeah yeah, because when you get on those roads like I put it on autopilot, going to the comedy store and I go from Sherman Oaks, Sherman Oaks hope over Laurel, you know Laurel Canyon, wavy, gravy and weird turns and people, and it's it's a little now braking. So when you doing that so you're doing all those turns it's doing it completely by itself on Laurel to a zero. No,
I don't like that to a point. That's that's the that's the scary part. So was it doesn't really because you know Laurel it's old road that you can't read the line. Yeah, there's a lot of weirdness going of you file! You can't I've tried it, especially when you come back down towards Ventura and there's like that, really whipping terror. Half that you don't want to just let the part of it. Maybe it's going to be one of those things where they're going to be forced to have to redo the roads to deal with these electric cars that have to read the sensors. Maybe the other thing is, I think the technology is going to be the GPS driven also so that'll help if it syncs up that way. The government can just fucking shut you down and pull you over. They could exterminate you if you do anything wrong, but you know that that's the grand conspiracy theory about Michael Hastings to know Michael Hastings is my. Play sting is a journalist who wrote an article for rolling stone about a general who was involved in the war and he was embedded and while he was embedded Ova there just coincidentally, it was when they had that big icelandic volcano
that icelandic volcano yeah. Well, it globally crippled flights for long time. Remember that all through Europe yeah, so he was stuck over there, for I wanna say like an extra month and when he was stucco there. They got a little too coffee with this guy and they started cracking a bunch of jokes about Vice President Biden, who's that the soldiers and the general and I don't remember, Mcallister was a Mcallister would write it, which, whichever general yeah, believes Mcallister he had to step down after the article came out, because the article was just absolutely brutal and it was devastating, and so this, this Michael Hastings Character, started receiving Xm, Sirius, tangible death threats. The like your
dead mother fucker, like we're going to find you like you just you just cost american lives, because you just got rid of one of the best generals ever because you don't think it's politically correct this guy jokes around about a guy like Joe Biden, who is obviously a fucking goof right, Joe Biden, said group he's a goof and if you don't think, he's a goof. Why is any running for president? Why is he running late in German? Who a bunch of reasons one of 'em Joe Biden, was a plagiarist like job? and when I was in Boston, it's stitches, comedy club in one thousand nine hundred and eighty eight, which is back when he was running for president but had abandoned his campaign because they found his speeches were just in gigantic chunks of President Kennedy Speech No, yes, he still from Kennedy Kennedy. Nobody knew back before the internet. They knew that you couldn't get away with shit like that's crazy, but he got away with it because of actual political, Scott Whores who were like hey fuckhead. I know that fucking speech
So we add stitches had Joe Biden night, we would do Joe Biden night. What do you mean? Well, we would say each of the shit like. If you went up, you would do my act and I would try to remember you're at we would try to remember each other. It was very great. That's gotta be fun yeah. It was Kevin Fitzgerald. I forget who forget the comic who but he's area. So it's a great idea: that's how much of a plagiarist you want wow. I never heard that yeah you! So what's the key the Democratic party keeps under wraps now and it was a big story in eighty eight. So what happened with this? So he started in death threats. He's talking. So I'm sorry, shit about have started getting some serious death threats. 'cause. This guy was a love general very respected by these people who work for him, including soldiers, including spec, ops, guys and all these people who looked at this Michael Hastings. I, like you piece of fuck,
shit anyway and he's just a guy just to replace report just report, but a snarky little fuck do an adderall and a bunch of other shit he's a little cocky anyway. This guy drove one hundred and twenty miles an hour without hitting the breaks into a tree on sunset and died under very suspicious. Circumstances not only that he was telling people that if he dies like you should understand that they kill really not going to kill myself if I die just know this. They killed me and when military experts who understand what's possible today who comes to automating vehicles yeah, they say it's absolutely possible. Absolutely people are hacking into computer car. These cars, like your grave, that can drive itself yeah. This is a Mercedes in a Mercedes. Have that same ability, especially the new ones. Do I don't know if his dead button
What they're essentially saying is they could just pin that fuckin accelerator down just lift off that get lift off the break so that break doesn't work at all right and then just disable disable the bags and steer that mother Fucker right into a tree? Oh that's how they kill them. That's how people think right? his family and a lot of other people who are close to them. They don't want to say anything, they're, probably terrified yeah and they say no. We we believe it was suicide, you know, and but but the people who you knew him outside of Santa like that is nonsense. It's it's it's a credible. Can you see because you're talking about a guy who threw his article like the rolling stone article was devastating to the military right. It's really devastating, to wasn't Mcalester to the point where generalise to step down Stanley, Mcchrystal, Hastings and then Crystal Profile, the CIA director, John Brennan? Yes, yes,
and yeah. He was working on a pro another fucking expose a of the CIA director Jesus Fucking Christ. So it was really interesting. It was really interesting and you know I I just have to be worried about someone being in the audience at the comedy store me like he's a hack and they take out their cell phone and make me go into a trio more, like the CIA, is not going to care, but in angry audience. Member! Well! That's that's scared. He fucked with what was the generals name: Stanley Mccrystal. Mccrystal and the CIA. Yes, Yeah I mean it was a double whammy of fuckups and it's almost like they wanted to see what they get away with like. Let's see, we even use this shit. Let's try to use this shit. Stateside man drive this mother Fucker Nutri, because gotta be able to because, with someone riding a snarky article like that I mean I don't know what actually was said or I didn't read the article but apparent
It was very disturbing to the people that were involved there and what he decided to do with this article right from their point of view, was take a very inflammatory position. The he tried to you know manipulated, make it very negative, and you know they they can do things like that. If they writing an article about if they write an article about you. Well, it's amazing. I mean when you think about just technology and I'm so excited about this car. I'm so excited what it can do. It's amazing what we're all this stuff is going. You just talk about that service will just bring a rental car, too I mean all and it's moving so quickly and so great, but I tend to only think of all these positive cool fun things that you can do with it. You know people got the evil. Doers can use that same stuff and In some I mean in their mind they might not even be the evil doers. He might be a real problem right,
You know I mean he might be in their eyes and enemy of America right. I don't know who's right, but if he really did interrupt some military- relations, it cost soldiers their lives, because the general wasn't there anymore 'cause. He had to step down and fucked up the entire chain of leadership and he was talking about in that same article- that Jamie put up that he was around- he was whenever he was around people who kill people for a living. They would invariably tell him we're going to kill you like it. Wasn't it wasn't a couple people that were saying this to him like there was several people there saying: hey, mother, fucker, you're dead, to say no, we're all we're all going to kill you so this guy. What did he do? He doubled down one after the CIA, afterwards balls balls on this young man. He tested positive when he died for Crystal Meth
yeah. It had verify that just be sure that he had had a an issue with drugs in the past, apparently from all the stuff that I've read right and they thought it kicked it. But you know death threats of get right back on the wagon yeah has worked on the one on off one or do they plant that on him well to make that easy for him. It's his body may or may not have been real. Who knows right and it also that stuff Crystal Meth, an adderall or so closely related. There are almost the same thing really Yeah Adderall is very very similar to Chris really she's, just a nice, healthy dose, really don't have to worry about dying, right or running down sunset with no pants on
right. You know you get productive, you'll, just read a destructive, productive and destructive or next door neighbors when you're on Adderall. Apparently was the scary thing when they were talking during the republican debate about how how much heroin is in New Hampshire, how just nobody, not one person, brought up prescription drugs now because the lead into that? Well, they cannot one they can't it leads to. This is too much money yeah. It's the pharmaceutical companies have been bought and sold. Yeah it's a criminal, it's a criminal business, the whole business. Is it entirely criminal as far as politics, the business of politics, the way they get money and what they can and can't say. Otherwise they would be talking about cigarettes right. Cigarettes, kill a half a million people in America alone every year still yeah still yeah does is not changing right.
We dropped off a little bit. You know with education, but yeah people are fucking dumb man, they want those things in their mouth. It's amazing, isn't it so it's did you ever try it smoking once as a kid. We were walking down the street and we saw a lit cigarette. Someone just put it out there car and we just my two buddies I picked out well put the cigarette and imagine, if that's how you got Herpes from random cigarette I cough so much was like that is off and it was like, probably eleven and that was it. I was like now, I'm not gonna smoke. It was good for you, it was the disabled lucky break. You know. I spoke to my sister when I was fifteen and she was fourteen. I tried it and she tried it and she kept smoke until she was in her forties. I think, really think thirty as of late late thirties. Maybe I and I never smoked,
and I just now this is ridiculous. It just seems I like the idea of it. I like holding something I like a lot of times when I'm out with friends of have like a roll up a napkin or something, and just it's like the death. Already of it looks cool as far it looks Look it's the coolest just come out of a show and just light up by yourself in the hallway so funny. When cigarette smokers look down on cigar smokers like fuck off, love cigars. Cigars are great, but it's funny when you know someone lights up a cigar around someone who smokes cigarettes. Look like blue disgusting, like oh, my god, you know what those fucking cigarettes you smoke smell like yeah, the worst. The best is pipes, pipes smell great. I know pipes really. I know pipe smell good because that doesn't offend my family, which is all girl that's in yeah they're like oh, that's, not so bad, but a cigar forget it. I could be in the backyard
shut. All the windows blowdye myself with a cigar, and this someone's going pop their head out of a window you're disgusting, daddy disgusting yeah, I love The cigars grew I kind of cigar over here from MIKE. These are from the public dried out. Now I gotta get a human remind me again about a humidor. I got a humidor bring here. I got this is from. Did you ever see that the document of the seven five now next APOLLO told me about it? Yeah hi, holy shit, the seven thousand five hundred and seventy five is about the seven five precinct in New York City and it was in the 70s. The 80s? Rather during the crack epidemic? Oh yeah holy shit, oh really, what a fucking, crazy documentary and Michael Dowd was one of the corrupt cops that was in it and I went to jail for a long time. The whole deal but then got out, and then they did this documentary and he did my podcast
and yeah, and he brought in some cigars. These have been made. That's his business now! Well, he's doing a bunch of different things. Just kinda, hassel and rates hard disk just got a. I mean he's in jail for a long time. Yeah try to put his life back in order. She's just got caught up in all the money and well it was twenty something years old. Who is young and all the cops are corrupt. He's like the first day on the job they were explaining to him about a guy who quote on quote, jumped off of a roof, and it was because this guy had ratted on cops That's what happens when you rent a cops that got it good First Single received one of the elite the first week or something that he was working, but he was like it was really really clear, real early on that there's a giant percentage of guys around to take well, and that's just how you made money. So we get the tobacco.
I don't know I don't I you know. I think they're made in the Dominican Republic his girlfriend that he used to do quote unquote: business with Spectrum, the cocaine daisies pals with right visits. If it ever is getting out of the house yeah. I got just got a bunch of cuban cigars Cinco. He was nice. It really is a difference. Yeah! did you get the real the real deal. Yeah, you gotta make sure you get real ones. Yeah! There's a lot of fucking counterfeit. You there's a lot of fake ease. Going to open up now, though yeah soon, but they don't from enough quantity. Like the. I forget, the name of the area where they grow. There's this area specific area, Viejo Trabaja or sometimes I forget what it's called, but it's a the small area where they grow the best cigars, but the soil is like incredibly rich and they've been tilling the soil and taking care of it in a very specific way for decades and decades, and they just know what they're doing and now America's coming in and wants to devour it
alright, I'm because they do sell 'em around the rest of the world. I used to get him from England, oh yeah. I used to get him sent to me from England, allegedly presently does not legal know. They would send them to me and then, like a couple weeks later, they would send me the bands, so it's I know to mean with like dominican bands, and then you take him off and then they send you the actual real yeah. My friend Gaddell Malay, that french comedian know like the biggest comedian in France. And I told them that I've gotten soak up awhile ago, that I'd had a cuban cigars. Like no, you don't a stick yeah I got them in and we did you get them. I said my buddy got home from Vegas and he knows a guy who knows a guy's like Tom. I'm telling you Americans do not get the cuban cigars. I will bring you some that we have in France and then he brought some stuff from France and I couldn't really tell if it was different, but his point was:
Cuban will deal with us. What you're getting is just rehashed horseshit. You definitely can get Yeah. You can, I think the ones I have now or are legit. Maybe I think so only way to really knows that get him from Cuba yeah and even then you don't know right, they could be whippingham from Dominican Republic to Cuba, boxing of in Cuba, with their own wrappers and sending him right to you to save money. Yeah you're right I mean once people realize that yeah so much money in America now yeah. I still don't think you can just go hog wild on by like fifty boxes of them. I think there's like a limitation on how much you're allowed to import. Yeah I went to in Canada. I went to uh to a warehouse guy that dealt with Cuba and then he would sell them to the stores in Canada. So it was all through the government and legit and stuff, and
I was pretty trippy now just walking through a warehouse of yeah all have in humidity control, yeah, perfect, it's interesting how they have to do that right. The hopefully keep the cigars at a certain level of humidity, but once they do that they last forever yeah and you can bring them back to like if you get. If this is dry- and you have you just you know, looking back apparently a couple times is that it yeah after a while these turn to you'll be full of mold to they can get mold. Where do you smoke cigars? Where the I want him in your house, I'm a man to do whatever the I want you to lie now, I'm I could do my office but open up the window yeah and of the of of some some sophisticated methods of ventilation, yeah yeah. Let that smell that smell. Do they hate it? Oh, my god, or if you just come home, and it's just still on your clothes, yeah fight signs up like come on here. That is going to show you what to do
now. I'm gonna show you what they do. It's not it really repels every female for miles. Well, girls, who don't get repelled by it, do not trust about that. Fucking! Invite scandalous! Bitches it's got the w smoke, 'em yeah those girls are fucking, dangerous, dirty girls or shoot you just kind of gun in her pussy. Don't trust them at all. One of those is one of the guys yeah I'm coming over for the Super bowl and one of the guys right she loves sports to come on. I don't even have any female friend whoa when you meet a girl, it doesn't have any female friends, yikes yeah, like a guy who doesn't have any guy friends yeah. Ladies, if you have,
and it's a guy and he doesn't have any guy friends like guys gay. That's the only ask explanation. It's right so explanation or he's a fucking psycho, psycho yeah. What kind of a man doesn't know she had friends? I like hanging out with women, it's just like being with the girls. Women are real, the more real plus they talk about shit, I'm interested in issues, and what they're really saying is. I can fool them guys know I'm Felicia! Yes, definitely that yeah yeah male feminists, he'd wear and assholes fucking Namas day. You say that say that again say it again. I'm on your side, I'm different! Ladies, you know. There's a lot of men or just just rude, it's the guy in college, with the acoustic guitar, like an animal house scene right exactly. That was one of the great scenes in unmasking like that's fucking, fake pseudo, sensitive artistic behavior, which, by the way
it is just for pussy if we were all camping together that guy, did not break out the guitar. It would you wouldn't happen. Right happens, 'cause girls around and he wants to appear to be shopping and sensitive, and it's the same as a male yoga teacher, maybe yeah. Maybe I know many from guy with his little diaper of that guy, with a Bic, Rum Bacardi having sex with everybody even better than that he had a fucking warehouse filled with like ferraris and shit and they busted him, and he said that this was for. He was going to start an education program for children, automotive engineering. It was the b automotive engineering, so I'm not bullshit just got caught with this adds a layer and they just he had a he had to pay or he just got a judgment against him for millions of hours for sexual harassment and fucking with people, yeah. He was banging all of 'em. Well, it's not just banging 'cause of you
banging all of 'em. They can't get money from you if you're banging him, you have to be rude, but he was he gonna be rude about it if they like you and you having sex. You know like. I want some money. Well, did you like having sex them yeah, but I feel like I should be getting paid. Yeah yoga, mogul b crumb mogul hum chadni should Shottery must pay almost six point. Five million in punitive damage is there's a photo of him on the yoga place that I go two yeah he's sitting there like in the Lotus position on a tiger body. Yes, that's a skinny me tiger with the head like a raw. You can find it yeah, there's a tiger rug, it's so retirees always in that diaper. But what it? What kind of mixed signal you sent a mother murdering animals? You know even the tigers, you know this isn't, like you know, say it's not only
You know you ate an elk and you have the horns there. Now you eat fucking tigers like what are you doing? Man why'd? You have a skin tiger you at Tiger like there's. The photo is not just one of 'em, because that's that's a different one than the one. That's in my yoga stuff that her there's more offensive than the title he was going bald. So what he did it just grow it long on the outside. He did the Ben Franklin I'll admit I've thought of it. Here's the thing about those classes, men there's something about yoga classes that are almost in her the sexual yes there. It is central that it's hot things in their underwear. It's definitely that one yeah that shot all those girls. Look at him. Any brings a man and he's like I, you can be a teacher and he wins it's a cult, that's the danger of it. It's he really gets devout followers and then has sex with amount of time. Well, it seems like no matter what, if there's one person that
sort of charismatic leader like that and they're doing something spiritual like yoga. It's someone's going to run a cult yeah absolutely not all a powerful, not all of 'em. Like I go to a good place, I go this, an Agora in the lady who runs it is fantastic. The group is phantom is a great place, but it's a big one place and I was I was asking around so I can Rachel Monica this guy's beacon go there's a little fucking shady like. What's the deal yeah, they say these are very good teacher, but he's an asshole that's how everybody looks at it like I totally get it. I mean
you're, surrounded by all these beautiful women s where these scenarios are yeah. You know at a certain point: yeah they're, really him exactly there had tartar husband, he's boring, discuss spiritual. I go this great, I'm I say I go to Fisk. He plays in the Sherman Oaks called black dog yoga, okay and the place it's really good and I've fallen in love. The couple teachers there joke and of course you have. There is a couple classes. Letter names, there's a couple classes. They know there's a couple classes that are like right after you drop your kids off at school, like a nine o'clock, start where it's It's not like the six hundred o'clock, seven o'clock at night, young hard body going. Yes, times. I've got a couple of kids or either even older. It's not like you're, saying, ok do a photo shoot in here for whatever magazine you know, I mean just regular looking people,
You go to that class for a couple months and you start seeing the same people over and over again everybody. It's looking really attractive, so it is a sensual practice. It is a there's, nothing to it, hot wet, it's hot and wet there was naked. I keep my shirt on. Do you? Dare you scared? I'm not scared. I feel like as a guy it's ninety percent women. You should kind of just trying to be invisible in a yoga class. Get the outside row. Keep your clothes on. This is really their thing and you're kind of visiting. Is there a thing yeah, but the guy invented it. I don't really invented now. He he just took yoga and made it sweaty. Well, he just know he just added. He just put a bunch of poses in a sequence and he tried to copyright that sequence, but he was turned down so there's people that he was he's he's a very sue, happy person so like if someone say allegedly allegedly zasu, happy
right. So if somebody I we get it. If you were one of his dick I bowls right, are your own school. You had his own program and then you said you know what this guy is kind of a douche. I don't want pay him money anymore. I'm just going go off and just call it Tom Yoga right. You get sued, really yeah, but even though he didn't invent any of those poses, so he gets a piece of every Bic roam around the world. Yes, that's! Where he's making all that! That's! Why he's got all that loop and he trying to say that the the sequences in order, the way that he's putting them together have some sort of a right extra, powerful property to him and that that was his patent right? I I believe, check on that, because I believe that was turned down yeah. Please tell me at all that so yes hello, he made a lot of money yeah. We still makes a lot of money, but the six point: five is not gonna make a
clinch. I'm sure he's got that in cars. Just laying around I mean you know you go once in awhile, it's ten bucks, a class. How? How do you make of that? What's bank? Well, if you have thousands of schools all right the country in each all over the world really in each one of them, pays you know whatever five hundred bucks and yeah how yeah that's where it comes from so here goes. The court affirmed that, although be chrome, had copyright protection in his published book on the sequence he could not there. By invoke copyright to stop others from using the sequence is described in his book. Yeah see! That's like that's like someone teaching, Ju Jitsu and saying you can't teach those moves, right, Judas is around for so long you can ever. You could never do that yeah! This guy was born in the sixties, yeah it. But I mean exactly: were you to take over yoga
10s of years old, the balls, the balls in this guy, literally all tucked away in that little grape smuggler, anywheres, there's a guy in my class that used to go there for awhile, used to wear the grape smuggler and was very sat NAM. It very very Namas day, no and fun too muggers in a man bond on a p. You up in the parking lot fully totally and I think the other women. Look at you over there in your Nike workout stuff in there like all right, he's he's fine. They think so yeah. They, like the thank you for not doing that. I hope so I hope so I don't know the place I go to is very nice. Very nice people yeah, but it get again was great. It's not like the hot young hard, but I'm probably best looking girl in the class, a road of the joke and help. But that's not true either
this week, you INS, but the point being. Is that that's not what it is? It's you know, but there is a sex sexual vibe, they're dead. I mean hard you're just there to do yoga, but yeah that kind of thing, and that, which is why I'm not too big a fan of the classes that team you up where they want you to partner up for this thing, yeah you ever have that now, oh, like you stretch you out here like I get a partner given happy baby with your legs behind him now or your partner push down on you and you fart, you know fart on this. Lady. Don't want happens that be actually the Smart Board. As a married man, that would be the how much porn takes place in the oldest yoga studio, where the yoga teacher says with you after class or some tips, if you are
but this possible, if you were a single and the person actually was into you in this all, went down according to this, this. That would be the greatest like fantasy, ever like you're in that hot yoga class, all hot and sweaty, and afterwards the teacher wants to no god damn she's like Tom. I just really feel like your practice. Could aid with just a little private one on one instruction? Yes and maybe, like sure, sure, first going to start with a foot, massage, ok, lying you back? Alright, ok and she's, rubbing your feet and lifting your legs, I'm just going to stretch your legs out and she's rubbing it, inside your thighs and you she moans back and next you know and on Namaste Papa I had a massage at the Bacar resort in Santa Barbara and the lady got up on the table likes
rattled me on the table like at one point and it just you know I'm always thinking is going to go someplace else, but when I came to the room and tell my wife what happened, she was horrified. She anger issues like that. That does not happen ever she was obviously doing something. I might she wasn't well I mean at Thai massage they do it all the time they jump up. On top. You know yeah they climb on you, this lady. I go to this bitch fucks me out. When I say bitch is a very nice lady I shouldn't say: bitch she's, probably in her at least late 50s, maybe early sixties and she's from Thailand, very nice lady right she climbs on my back. She pulls my arms up right. She stomping on me like she. Stomps his shit out of me. She fucking she gets her knee in my back lines in elbows feet, This wasn't that was she's
She's always ask my york this. Ok, I might just go crazy. I'm fine! Just do it! Hurt me get nutty. Do everything you feel like you need to deal with fat, I've anytime this and then she just fucking climbs on top of that table and just jacks me, like There's a lot of comedians in New York who get the massage lady to come over to their house, to Jacqueline J yeah. You, talk about Jim Norton how to say a lot of comedian, so you could just say Jim Norton, Jim Norton, in the outer electrons that spawn from Jimmy and the other guys to go. You could do that and the other one to get the number from that doesn't seem smart to me. I talk to Jim about in these yeah, but I had more my house. They have a security building. They can't sign over the know where you live now like what, if they develop some bizarre fixation on you from the radio show and then meet you after you, John Lennon, outside your door. I don't think there's any
that's an area that he doesn't like. Should we put, I think, also you know you're you're, dipping into the world of people who get paid for sex and not necessarily a bad world. The I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I don't think the necessary world for some people. What's is nothing wrong with Can someone off it's like. Why is it okay to rub someone's back, but it's not okay to rub their deck. You tell me, doesn't make any sense. It's foolishness right. You know the only the I mean, I guess the possible threat of diseases, but as long as you know, proper gun control. You know the aim that thing away from you know always make sure you put it in a safe distance and keep the safety on you find and stand at least an inch and a half away. Don't put it near your eyes? Don't Jaja, but I don't know if it's plugged in the mister know what ever been to one of those places where you know it's going to happen. I've never in a place where it is. Is it's never
happy need to talk to Brian Redband, hello? Okay, would you kind of hope? I know you never want to go to the point of like? Are you actually going there with it? You go to like the straight plays a like a mix of his art and stuff, and it's always in the back your mind like maybe, but now yeah I've never had a place. Do it, but I do yeah. I have gone to a place where one of the guys that works there are got busted because he was blown all the dude that would come in there like they figured out that these gay guys, like flamboyantly gay guys, were coming to this one guy and they would be like super excited to see him like a little too excited right, and he had this little thing. Going on, he would have these guys show up and he would give them like one slash, two decent massage suck their dick and then get out there. Fucking Gideon get a big tip put problem. Those flamboyant gay guys is their very vocal. They like to talk about shit right, annals of aspen, the best massage I'm sure they had to
I'm forum in for the place. Well, you know, I guess the disk. The word got out yeah, but you know to think that I was getting a legitimate, massage, just a few doors over! Wasn't there a movie? Wasn't there a movie star that got in trouble for trying to John Travolta's sexual advance right John Travolta is, is a bunch of rascals. Results, yeah, get massages, then we like Michael JUICE. I like their hands. Yes back your ass up into their it's going on over there, oh yeah, oh that's a good to arm so sore there great tanks in that area. It's opening up I will get? I was like he's look for my father. Did you see him in OJ? I've met him. You know in the OJ show
all the new show OJ out on affects just started last week. Well, come on it's so good. Is it in the worst way? Now it's like it's good, it's good, a good show! It's going to be it's a ten part series. I think it's actually good, o J verses, the people versus OJ legit, good. How I thought you were saying it's good like it's retarded in like should watch exits. It's now and Travolta plays Kardashian, no Shapiro, Shapiro. Did they shave his head, creepy cool, that's Shapiro, wasn't Shapiro pool it's kind of flamboyant of I'm think I'm confusing Robert Shapiro with F Lee Bailey but I don't use hell you Joe this this. This thing is you think you're you're, tapped out o like. Why would I
Napa sewed and you're, like oh man, this is going to be trying Travolta how's it good wonderful wig. He does. That is just getting close on that hairline Jamie. That is impeccable. That is really nice. This poor bastard owes in the store the other day, and this poor browser in front of me had one of the worst wigs I've ever seen in my life. I really say to him: yeah full on big! It was ridiculous, it's just ridiculous! Two thousand and sixteen wig. Oh, my God, have you seen Mickey Roarke. Now, oh god, that's perfect. And Helen its on again tonight: okay you'll, like it okay, he plays. You could definitely see him. Trying to put his rampant, massage therapists hands could see it yeah, he seems fairly. Gay was doing yeah really yeah. He's yes, he's playing this very day. It's yeah hi, mom, good good. Really, really! Could okay dude, I'm I'm! So I'm on episode,
eight of narcos, this only tell yeah. I finished up so last night depressed that this two left. Really! That's so good! It's so good! Pablo Escobar was all mother. Really he built his own fucking jail. He turned himself into his own jail. He built his own. He made a deal with the government with the colombian government where he would, It meant to this is all historic use, spoiler alert. This is the C historical fact Box taken from Wikipedia. I actually knew about this in advance, but I just didn't know how they're gonna play it out on the show, but not a fantastic job on the show, but he turned himself in mean he was a major league drug dealers, the greatest drug dealer of all time. Next to l, chop out well troubles apparently even a bigger deal than him really, but he made it so that he would only get charged with one count of smuggling drugs and
Even then, he wanted a bargain that down to a lesser charge right, his own super powerful luxury prison had his own guards guard him in this super powerful luxury prison, and that's that's where is at in Columbia in Colombia, so the government they have him how he killed everybody and but they had him nailed yeah and he's like the demon have nailed to turn himself in. He was just killing everybody. She really killed everybody blow up, planes just killed, everybody cheese is killed, thousands of people, my god I mean he had all these. The Esee cardio is apparently, though, to the call hit man ranch he's had all these hit man It's killing cops, killing everybody killing judges, he they. They even had all this evidence about him dealing drugs. So he hired this like
Communist sort of revolutionary group to overtake the government building where his data was being held and blew it up, lit it on fire yeah. Lit up. All his fucking evidence. We took over a fucking government building a holy cow house was insane it's saying story still alive. Now, he's dense fog he's dead. You have get him. I want to show no I'm watching OJ. Believe was a shootout if I don't know yeah rectally from rival gang, where the government, I think the government shot him wow who shot him Jamie. Pablo
This was caring, caring, so much. I was earning so much each year, the right off ten percent of the money, because the rats would eat it in storage or be damaged by water and loss MIKE. That would be about two point. One billion so two point one billion per month per month was what the rats now it says here says each year this picture right above it said it was to really back to denote two point: one billion loss in profits, each month old, scroll that damn loss the loss was to assess it was. It was earned so much each year right off ten percent. That would be two for one and laying here right, ten percent per year, she's there's no one told million I'm weak. This is face still let him happy you happy to yes happy to so much money so much money. I always wonder what these guys eat for dinner, whatever the fuck they want babies.
What's he saying chinese baby around six o'clock at night, who is he talking to was this week? Shows that that picture did a man is that was one of the earliest pictures of him getting arrested arrested in their any. He was smiling at them like you, dumb eating, going to rest me and then just wrecked havoc on the people that arrested him. He just to it was amazing that may eighth, so the show's great one start a fire with two million dollars, because his daughter was cold yeah. A real man. Well, it was gang. What years was this? It looks like eighties. Ladies, this is the final in cocaine years, man right what his is This scar face wow his son who's thirties. Thirty, eight years old since changed his name describe. Life is like on the run with Sebastian Coca
that makes sense. Jesus, always Dokken yeah walking it's full story, and it's so well done show narcos Netflix is killing it there. So good right now, so good this sort of house of cards That mean making a murderer. I seen that that was pretty good. And see. If we keep your life will give it getting mad at me, because I haven't seen it. You know that one. Around eighty nine. You like. Alright, let's wrap this up. Oh really, yeah yeah, like you're kind of like pushing through like one more set did you say
We can assume a night. I want to agree to a late show on Sunday, if you click it had a funny face in the middle. There, yeah see soaked in bleach. No, that is the documentary that was created with the help of the private investigator. The Courtney love hired, who actually believes that she had Kurt Cobain killed. She hired a private investigator hired a private investigator to find him during the time that he was missing, blah blah blah blah blah during his interactions with her. He believed her to be so deceptive and such a liar and such a manipulator and then the evidence that he presents he
leaves is enough to reopen the case. He said they did a terrible job of examining the body the day, the cremated and within six days right, the police called it a suicide, not an autopsy specialist, which is just not the way you do it and he said, there's enough evidence to point to date. He and his words thanks. According love, had Kurt Cobain killed for the money because he was leaving her had him killed, yeah or help them. Help them kill himself right. They said that in the amount of cocaine or heroin or other that was in his body was up three times a lethal dose. But of course that means for, like me, yeah, it's never done heroin. Right, though, was it for him guided here when all the time, another documentary with all the doodles moving around you see that one. What's that one with all the doodles
took like all of his notebooks montage of heck yeah, I haven't seen that one is a couple scenes where they show him in a blitz down on heroin and really it's a bad drug span. So bad I mean just wasted in with this, kid like is located is right. There like a birthday, something like so that's so sad he's. Just you know in another planet in bad bad ugh. I used to know a guy on a serious heroin problem, but it was like a world class pool player and he would get heroin doubt and then we play pool and he wouldn't miss. He had no nerves and he would be playing my friend, George, the Greek, not like the famous George, the Greek, the racist guy, although this guy was probably right, Jimmy the Greek Jimmy the Greek right, my friend George Degree would talk like this. This fucking cock, sucker
George Greek would be so mad 'cause. He would gamble with this guy and the guys name is water dog. They would call me the Buffalo bill or water dog. Those are his two nicknames, both cool names. This guy I used to go to the bathroom. He would lock the door in the men's room, an executive billiards in white plains, NY he would go in there locked the bathroom door and then come out ten years. Ten years ten years later to him, but ten minutes later would come out to whacked out money. We set the bar stool like this. He was down and he would have his arms like on the rest. Yes, researchers, hang there like his hands, would so gently to rest on his gut. Yeah hands just sit there and he would just zone out for like another twenty minutes and then he would get up and be good. He would get up and he had like a shark eyes size willing, Blacklick. His pupils were totally dilate h and he would get up in
screw together as cute there's a photo of him. You can find it online Buffalo Bill or water dog pool player, um god. I forget his real name anyway. He screwed together his q and he wouldn't fucking miss really and they were playing on this table. Of these really tiny, tight pockets. It was a gamblers tables table. Wanted executive, billiards and they're playing for thousands of dollars- and you know that's a fucking- lie pressure is then didn't feel a thing. Do you just dead on the inside just gone for how long they last he was good for hours, Greeley hours like that, how many years he's dead he's dead. Now yeah yeah, he died a few years back what we do in shooting pool and white means twice to live. I used to live in shell, really yeah I bought. In apartment. In new Rochelle 'cause, it was close to executive billiards in white plains. Really yeah, that's great is there, but so often my manager thought that I had a problem. It's like you, do you if you
taking pool more seriously than your career, my god, I might be just so much fun. The people that are hung out with were so fun really Mount Vernon Tommy, International Sal. I'll hang out the guy. Who is an international credit card smuggler? He was the first really. His name is international Sal and International S, was he was a gambler, but I use that word loosely 'cause. He was an incredible loser but he made so much money from all this credit card when shit, he would go into the pool hall this before my time. Before I met. I met him once he got out of jail, but he was still loser. He just couldn't win psychologically had like these blocks. We would have a ball like sitting in front of the whole is for one thousand dollars and he just bumped his bobble it he could never win, he never won we're. He never was just psychology. It's a weird thing is it was crazy, so
during the time where he was a swindler. What we do is this is the early days of credit cards. This is like the nineteen eighties Right American Express. They would take these receipts that they would get them from stores. Like say they run your credit card on such change. Yeah they get that church. The the carbons right they'll get those carbons in in there to make copies of the credit card to make another copy of the credit card. Right and just fucking run up these crazy bills by all this shit and then sell the shit, and so he get money and they would come to the Pool hall was just brown paper bags filled with one hundred dollars People from all over the world would come to find him to play with him really yeah, because he was a lose because he was a loser with tons and tons of cash, so he would just lose all. It means that he and I see the loser. I don't mean like as a person who is a very nice guy, but I mean like as a pool player, he was a loser. She wasn't a bad player either, but like enough play, but yeah this is
game. Seasonal air he's psychologically was a be a beaten. Man would not do it. Did you drink? No? No. I don't believe he did not. He died of cancer and it was ugly one to my friend's mom was a one of the nurses that was taking care of them and it was just it ended bad early but they're all dead, all those people that are really like then yeah, the guy owned it guy Azzari D. It was fucking, hilarious, piano players, musician who wanted this money and he bought a pool hall, and it just became this incredible. Hang out, 'cause she's this guy guy as a reedy who owned it was the nicest guy on the planet and everybody loved him. So they would come in. In his pool hall like partially just to say, hi and hang out with him, and then he created this incredible in fireman was like all fun and laughs, and did you know other comics? Are there or just one
There's one this guy John Tobin, whose body mind right at the time he was. He worked there you just like part time. Gig they're, like the counter man right for a little bit, but not home is mostly just pool players. Now me and a bunch of pool players, it's pretty cool degenerates and weirdos. It's pretty cool that you have the balls to just go. Hang out there with all these crack. Well, I became addicted to pool right. I became addicted to pull. It was like that was my spot. I was there. Every right and I knew a lot of the people that work there and ran it and guy the owner was a good friend of mine. So we would be there often times till the morning and then we'd get up would go. The diner, and this was I was twenty four for twenty somewhere around then right. So I had no job. My job was to do jokes, so do jokes at night. I would. I would literally I would get out, but go to the gym head over. The
Paul I'd hang out see what what's going on then I would go. Do my gig and then I come back to the pool hall and I'd stay there till the morning. Where would you go gig wherever yeah it was either in the city or a lot of the gigs that I did when I first moved to New York, I used to do that. Dangerfield, who did the comic strip? I did all this. I did catch it when catch was still there. Cancer rising star were still there, but it didn't like the fact that I only did ten minutes and then it wasn't any money. So I was doing a lot of Connecticut gigs for this guy on Schuller right? Do you ever do this can indicate? I don't think so? Jon Shuler, he kept me paid that aims familiar. It was great yeah yeah. He had a bunch of good gigs. There were solid, Connecticut right, you know a hotel, lounge banks, they have a bar and we had a nice little stage, but there was jersey gigs. I did a lot of those for this guy Bob Nonso guns area know him yeah. I have a. I think it did a couple like out in like some in New Jersey or something like that. Yeah the shore
with him, and I did with auto and George. We did a bunch of those there, and then I did. I desided Connecticut Jersey, Long Island did a lot of long island gigs. The brokerage governors. But although that is the thing that made you set up shop there yeah that wasn't even going to the city, I couldn't afford the city right. I couldn't afford parking, because I I knew that I in your car, I need a car. I had a car and I was gonna get rid of it. So it's like okay. I can't afford an apartment like apartments for if people were out of the country, DOT, Org, the city, New York City apartment rates are so insane that it doesn't make. Since that anybody could afford to live there other than rich people, and it's got so much work. Work from back then way worse than it was you couldn't achieve it now. Forget it well, I was poor as fuck mean back then, when I first
there I lived with my grand father in N, Ninth ST in Newark NJ, which was the ghetto yeah, my grandfathered bought it in the nineteen please and when it was all town neighborhood and then it became an all black neighborhood then became Porter rican that it became demented, can and also production left in yeah, just dried up Mmhm also they did block busting, Where the real estate people would come door to door, they would say: hey black people are moving in. You know you got well now. Otherwise your property value is going to go through the floor and they would literally clean out whole blocks like that in Salomon, people would sell their houses in a panic now yeah. Really yeah they did to my grand father anything. I, like black people, get the fuck outta here now he just wouldn't move
Yes, the name that was goes crazy, yeah. They there was a common tactic that they used to use, find a picture that guy. So there are no people and then I kind of started get distracted but was of MIKE Siegel. No, no! No! No MIKE Siegel a famous world champion. This guy's name was Buffalo bill. There is what these two call pool: player, Ambler or water dog. He was a so did you find we're looking good, you know of the Pool Hall and then say. Let me try and find a place near here to ask the other way around. No, I was living in New Jersey, my grandfather. I want to try to save up enough money to get an apartment right and when I saved up- and money to get an apartment. I was taking the track down to white plains. All the time rise. My friend John and my friend, Johnny B, who was Johnny B, was actually a professional pool. It was like one of my best friends became one of my best friends around that same time atomic boobs a special place. Man, like I thought about almost writing a book about the adventures of being a part of that place. 'cause it was so fun
I was just going to say. I think I've been in LA too long is the whole time. You're like this is a great movie or show it was. It was like moving yeah, it's like every night. There was something going on there and we would run to get to that place. I couldn't wait to get in there. Getting the door and no one had a phone back then 'cause there. So there was a cell phone or a pay phone. The payphone people would be on the phone all the time like getting calls, it would ring, and people would call and no one had no one had cell phones, but people would come in from all over the country, because that was a place that we had gambling action, so guys would come in from guys coming shower for India, a guy came in from if they can come in from all over the place and you playing, but not at that level. Oh no, I wasn't good you're, just playing with you know like I was more of a spectator playing. I was playing in tournaments and stuff like that, and I got I got better over the couple of you. Is that I live there, but I was never at a level that these guys were out. These are like real professional level. Players would go there. An
Is it like any sport, like those guys just had something special or they just put more time in time yeah. I think I think there's certain special things like athleticism MIKE, like Karl Malone or like what was the street number Michael Jordan yeah. You know what it is fill in, the blanks with like some of the elite athletes yeah now Lebron Lebron James, and you you regular guy yoga, yeah you're Tiger guy he's not is a giant huge is a giant, so he has that thing and then, on top of that, I think when you get a guy like Lebron James, what you get is a guy who has this massive
physical advantage and then dedication and then intelligence and then discipline and right, and then you get a great one right. You know that's once in a lifetime athlete to comes along that has the whole package yeah, but will pull its not like that, because you know physical strength aspect of it. Long arms nope doesn't help at all some of the best players. The world really tiny guys are. There is a precursor using the bridge yeah, although they switch hands as what they play left handed right. If you like, Jose Paree, because, like one of the greatest players of all time, is like five one,
really tiny little filipino guy yeah, so it's just more than just dedication and time and dedication, limply understanding of geometry angles, understanding like how the ball's going to reflect off other balls, it's going to bounce off the rail things on those lines, so you got good, though I got pretty good yeah. I never got a real good. I got a good computer. Regular people like regular people, see me play like holy. You right away. Right, like a pool player, would never be impressed. Now. No I'm I'm okay! You know it's like game with, like I don't think there are pockets, three cushion billiards, so yes, the three different balls and there yeah yeah We hit one ball and it has to go three cushions and then hit the other wall right. Yeah, it's a weird game: yeah, that's a game! That's really popular! In South America, really popular in Korea in Korea, town go to Korea, town. They have three cushion billiards places, really yeah yeah, Saint, Lucia or someplace like that, and they have a table there, no new it what they were doing. That
Yeah there's all we used to have one that they set up an executive and people from like all. These are the kinds like a lot of mexican players would come in guys who worked in the area who were you know and latino from some latin american countries that come to be so happy to find a table like that? Really, isn't it weird how some games just can last centuries now, like Chess, Mmhm Pool now Bocci, you know I mean like the that there's something to they just got it right yeah that could last that long chess is a weird thing, an amazing one. In that regard, this has never been a game. That's really come along, that's become the any sort of contender for the intellectual game right. That is the intellectuals it Yeah, yeah and it'll ship made a run at it. Now it didn't. You sank. My battleship be nine
now chess is sick. It's also one game. It's one of the few games. We could tell people you play and they don't look at you like you're, wasting your time, you're right, that's exactly right. Ok, like even pool I gotta tell people at the Lake pool like well right, exactly get home to your family. You tell people you're in true involved in a chess tournament. Why he's a dedicated? Intellectually? Pp thinks it really is true. I wish I knew more people who played chess. I wish I try to get my daughters into it, but. It's a cool thing to be able to do just that. It is so engrossing very good for your mind. Yeah there was a guy. I was on a movie once and the guy was a renting this house out for me, you know, have you ever see how they do that, like people rent their house out for movies, I actually know a guy, that's how I paid his whole mortgage had a cool house in the Hollywood hills and we just rent it out to movie studios and any studios, and that's how you paid,
girls and they would only use it like a couple days a month and that paid for everything. But anyway, this I was a chess player and all he did was play chess, so we're hanging around with this guy in his house and and I'm like so this you just play chess yeah yeah, I played chess and I you know I'm divorced, I don't know, need the whole house. I rent the house out for movies and it's kind of fun. I like watching movies, get filmed in my house like wow it's crazy because you're kind of a cool house- and so I went with the motion- we show me what you do this okay. Well, I'm about to I'll get a game right now. So all go to this form and I'll say who would like to you know, have a game and then they meet up in this room and then they play chess online online yeah. I was watching him play chess online and that's apparently where the majority of games get played right Norton, and I were starting to do that. You could play against each other on line. Oh really yeah and it's cool, but there's I just the physical part. It's like anything with online newspapers.
I missed the physical moving the pieces, yeah yeah, but Jerry was into it for a bit. Howard Stern was into it to the point where he taken lessons and talk about it on the air all the time. Oh really yeah. I think he probably decided it was just a map. I mean he's a time set. It's a time suck and once I started being able to read in the paper the move and understand it, I was like I'm spending too much time. I would say that's what I'm fucking bawling king to Rook said, of course the obvious mean in the belgian variation. Why is it in the paper? Because it's a fucking, smart, boy, hood. They show it's like it's like reading the box score to a baseball game. Well, it's always been in the paper that particular game that someone's playing that you're following yeah. No, there is there, showing you know these two guys just played last night in this big tournament or whatever. Well, maybe
is there ever been a newspaper that will show a move, then ask you for the counter to that move, and then you, like you, play the game out day after day uhm; no, no, they wanted to do it, but then the Seduco people blocked it. The word find people were outraged. What was the the the v conspiracy that we were talking about before the podcast started that we both thought was bullshit? The? U be brought up to the Oh yeah those chipotle. What's a chipotle because I was eating chipotle. I was I'm on this wacky die man, I can be doing any greens I'm on this. It's called the primal blueprint diet, and the idea behind it is no grains. No like very low carbohydrates, no sugar! You know nope
the sugar right. You have like a piece of fruit every now and then, but you you want to bring your body into ketosis, how your body burns off fat and everybody. So don't vote to do everybody's telling me now to do it, though, doesn't for this long? Have you done it no shut the fuck up shut the fuck up. Where did you hear about it? Well, have this guy? His name is Mark Sisson he's a pretty famous guy in the pay LEO Community, your term paleolithic diet, yeah yeah. Well, that's actually kind of bullshit. I just read that. Well, it's bullshit is paleolithic people didn't really eat like that they brands. So what he's saying is like the name is wrong, but the dye, the principles that diet are really good for fighting information for right out of people like he had your double bowel syndrome, a lot of people if they find that it helps them with arthritis, a lot right it it it. Sure is a lot of inflammatory issues, not that I have 'em, but I'm like ok,
Let's see what it's like, and then I had this guy Kyle Kingsbury on who is a former UFC Fight, a great athlete great guy, very, very smart and just talk to me about it and one of the things that he said was. He was citing the mental clarity aspects of it. He said it in his mind, functions better. He has more Energie. He feels more, even throughout the day, and then I talked to my brother, Danny Proco. You know Danny Danny Publicos who's world champion Jujitsu player, who is a good friend of mine, found out that I was doing and he said he's been on it since November, and he also cited cited mental clarity, thing really and Danny's a real like physical culture. Wizard he's always on top of like the latest and greatest yeah of all the techniques, and you know modalities as far as training and stuff like that. So just know grains is the domino grains, mostly fats, like fats, like I eat a lot of avocados I eat right, eat five fucking avocados at day really yeah. I have a car I had. Who are these steak bowls from Chipotle today, with just beans no
no rice, just extra heaps of guacamole, and then I two giant things of guacamole. On top of that, so I'm just eating guacamole me dance. Take bowl would have noticed yeah. If you didn't mention the stated I said steak bowl is take over the new list. I thought, but we just taking it, but you also took the rest out. Yeah No just no rights taken avocado and beans set eating boring shit when I go to the meat is great. Yeah when I go to a restaurant good, fucking Lord, it's hard to find things to eat restaurant skill every diet, no matter what no matter what you're trying to do. Restaurants are just bad police log. To this one place, and I wanted to get a nice salad and then I said, wait a minute why in the salad dressing. Do do do toss it in the side. Yeah it comes already tossed. You might as well be eating candy right the sound on like this, crazy. I can't even eat this. I guess this is all sugar and people. There is some sugar and what some
the fucking desert, your salads goddamned dessert. It's right. It was like glistening with like a syrup, I'm not kidding. I know I know that steps Haikal yeah, you know, would rancherita wood ranch barbeque place. Now they have this thing called the Natalie salads fucking delicious. I love it, but it might as well be ice cream sundae This is it's a salad it's covered in syrup, geez, there salad dressing is syrup, so how long you been doing this today is what is it Jamie Day? Ninety nine, I think I did today, so I feel great if any different, no I've lost a little weight You know, my body is always pretty much the same way gain or lose, but I did something in the past that made me lose weight. One of them I cut all sugar out of my diet. I lost five pounds in a week like nothing doing nothing else, but doing that was crazy and then I went gluten free for awhile and that that helped me a lot
that made me feel like there's something going on to that. Like energy levels felt good, my skin look good like really healthy. I think What that is, though, is a sugar thing, as I think, with gluten gluten is red and pasta in Wheaton that stuff. It's not like. I had an issue with gluten itself. Yeah I do have an issue. Processing gluten right did did talk converts to sugar right, like that's just a low. No sugar for your body and your body. Just doesn't want that much sugar to process right, it's essentially toxic and the more people are learning about sugar. The more people are coming. To an agreement like almost all these scientists nutritional experts to come to an agreement like process. Sugar is just fucking awful yeah, it's brutal, it's really bad and it's in everything everything everything. I've been baking read lately holy shit, sourdough, bread, sourdough bread is very good for you. It is has gluten though natural process
but sourdough bread apparently has way less gluten than regular bread right, yeah 'cause, my wife can eat that mechanic, the other bread. Really it's a cool thing. It takes the you just take flour and water. You need a starter which is culture, yeah you just start with flour and water, and then the natural yeast that comes from around us in the environment goes in and starts eating that watt It becomes a living thing and people starters that have like a hundred years old wax. You take a take a couple: ounces, and you always maintain a little and feed it like a living thing. It's like a boy full of flour and water, but it you'll see it start to bubble when you feed it more flour and water. The e is seating, yeah, it's the coolest, that's crazy, so it's in your refrigerator like what's in my fridge and we get a little little a Mason jar wow
and then you scoop it out. You take a little chunk of it and they feed it and it expands, and then you take some of that and make bread out of it. That is fucking nuts, its prey, he yeah, so never would have been into this. If I didn't hear that concept, and now I can't stop baking bread like little red riding hood who gave you the idea to do this. Writer friend of mine, he's been doing it for long time- and he said it's just you just have sourdough reading the kids love it and I just started doing it an I just got hooked on it. What do you buy your starter? You don't buy. You can just start it. You make a starter, make a starter. How do you do that? You just take some flour and water and put it out on the on the counter. That's it yeah I mean. There's measurements and stuff, but that's it and then the natural yeast there's e around us just floating around. That explains a lot of things: yeah,
goes into. It goes into the into the concoction and you'll see it starts to bubble and get lighter, and you feed it some more and it gets bigger Why say feed it like for you feed it 'cause its leading it. It's like a yeast like a little like a little community, feeding it equal parts, flour and water wow, and it that's it! And now it's like this living thing in the house who has a started. It's one hundred years old, I went to buy a dutch oven, which is like a pot that you can bake. We put the bread in and this old guy was like what are you doing over the guy with him so now with like six foot lanky? What do you need it for I, like I'm, going to make some bread? Oh I've been making bread for a long time, really I'm going to be making sourdough bread. Oh
I got my started. We getting your starter, so a friend of mine has the Brea Strider and my daughter will the what La Brea? What's the La Brea starter? That one is that all the Bray of La Brea Bakery bread, you get the yeast off of the skin of grapes. So it is a process retake grapes and you put it in like cheese cloth and you just let the the yeast come off of all. All grapes have used in the skin eating on the skin of the grapes and it drips off, and then you put it into the basic starting with flour and water. So you see live real sweeter base. You like graves a chain that would be a likely Brett, yeah, there's you'll, see them, okay, their actual bakery and now they're like in Ralph's and everything's all over, and they say and like the places, San Francisco that big sourdough, big, that it all maintains the same starter that they've always had
this guy said. So I told him where I was getting. My stuff, my daughter, made one as a gift, and then this other guy gave me a piece he said his starter came from Jackson, Hole Wyoming and he got it from a friend of his and it's over one hundred years old people have been passing it on to cowboy starter cowboy started: that's what it was. It was a lot of minors in San Francisco and all that during the gold rush, they were creating bread that way. That's where it started now: huh yeah. I wonder how old the yeast organisms get before they die and do they die. They probably reproduce and yeah. It's a good question. I don't know because
basically like I have it on my counter now been feeding it. For the last day, so now so now, it's kind of bubbly wow looks like glue and it's kind of bubbly, so I'll scoop out four ounces of that make bread out of it and then take one ounce of that put it back in the jar feed it a little and put it in the fridge. So what's the process. So if you took four ounces out and made bread with it, what do you do with that? With starter uh? You basically take a lot of flower. You take like twenty eight. This is to make two of 'em too low. You take a twenty eight ounces of all purpose: flour or wheat flour. Whatever you want to use you put that in with a little salt, then you take your starter. You take the four ounces and a eighteen ounce, Is water, a bunch of water, and you make it into a cloudy mixture, and then you dump that into the flour and salt, that's in your mixer, and it just makes it into dough and
just rises, naturally fold it a couple of times put it into a ball into the dutch oven after a couple hours and then you've got bread. Is that so it's that simple, how long before you start growing your own Wheaton smashing up with a rock, probably I'm headed that way. That is what the guy who told away, but the dutch oven promise like. I really exceed breads? One of these fucking guys- and then I looked it up- that's like crazy, like twelve different seeds, from different this is in your mash him up. I mean then then you're getting a job at Williams, Sonoma. I went to the museum of natural history. If they have a an egyptian mummy display really cool yeah, but one of the interesting things is by the time egyptian people were older. You know they didn't leave that live that long. But yes, they did. They didn't have any teeth left ahead, because the way they made bread they grounded up
the ground up their own flower and it left sand in the bread who rose, so their bread was all you're eating sand. So, where away your teeth, that's I thought you're going to say sugar now sand. So you would wear your teeth down. Find them down herbs and they had all these methods that they were trying to concoct to save teeth. Wouldn't apps that they would put on Juju on that, instead of chewing with whatever nerve endings were left in your face. Just so, you could eat more SAM Brett and sandy bread. It's fucked up. It is a kind of a trippy thing that you just put some flour and water, and this yeast comes from the environment and now you've got this amazing tasting bread that the family can't stop eating. The kids are cutting it. It special place has been around forever right out of the oven when it's hot
A law were eating bread like crazy, like we were talking about like eating sugar and all that flat. We just can't stop wow we're all going to be fine. I'm going the other way, I'm not eating any of it, at least for sixty days. I'm going to, I don't feel today. I don't feel Mentale that clear you making some life choices and regret- I told you I woke up at seven hundred this morning, like I gotta, do, is show tonight and that's the bread it is the prince, Mando bread. It's making me lazy you down so weird yeah, so weird that you could just put out there and the natural yeast grows no idea I felt like you know what I wish someone had asked me: where does yeast come from 'cause? I never. Considered it before. I would have been like a fucking. What is it a plant?
What is hour, I don't know, and then there's like you, know, 'cause you can buy yeast that just make regular bread and you throw it in there and it eats wow flowers. Woman maintains one hundred and twenty two year old, sourdough starter yeah. Look at that. There was a woman online. Who is this radical feminist who made sourdough bread out of her pussy e yeah? go, find that one gene's couldn't keep their hands off at all. It was fucking flying off the shelves I tweeted about it, quite a while ago, probably never find it, but I was like good for her. There is. I can tell you it's really a weird thing. I mean who would never be baking bread? I don't know, I'm like hooked on it. Yeah there is woman who made sourdough bread using yeast from her vagina, just ate the bread. Why wouldn't she? I would eat a common donut with my own income
rose. Why is it so gross when I eat it, but when my wife swallows it it's all gravy, that's a good relationship healthy to commit. Let's have life is built. It's a compromise, psalm bacon, bread and getting fat. What else you doing you grow anything in your Jordan, you want now buy bamboo. I had a had a bone. Arrow bamboo just cost me five grand watts. Why? Well once we had the reins, nothing was draining off the property properly. So we started looking at the drainage pipes and stuff and the guys who built it didn't fasten them together. At one point, can bamboo has grown into it's like a log? I never saw this. They click sign in just happened. It's math so I had a root growing in my pipe see if you can find that that was online, like a toilet,
route, it looked like a fucking look like the guy was pulling a gopher out of my toilet. There was actually. This is what, when we moved to Colorado for a bit. I didn't use that bathroom, obviously, because we're there for like four months right and so the The thing had apparently been in the toilet there. It is that's from my own bathroom aw, that's the bathroom in my office. Oh my god that thing this guys holding it up right now. Send me. Was that solid or was that? Is that fibrous? What is that Flickr? Send me that photo so I can put it up on Instagram, because I always forget about this. I need to put it up somewhere, show people, but that fucking thing it look like. If you see how thick it is, it looks like he's pulling a muskrat out. It looks like some kind of a weasel,
How long was it fucking huge, like four feet? Long at least you start to get scared of it. You're like this stuff is really invasive like it could really do some damage. Oh yeah, it's not good! Look at this beautiful bread, wow! That's your bread! That's pretty good! That's amazing! That looks excellent. It's good makes you and I was like one of my first wins, and this is the starter: have you gotten better at it? Yeah? What's the origin, it like he the difference. I gotta get back on the road up, my bread. This is a law, a starter, okay, just center, for I knew it I was doing. I was growing a lot of it now. You just need like a little and was is just like: do you have a burning desire to do this, like I, my friend told me about it that he was doing it and I came home and had dinner, told my wife and kids about it and then for Christmas. My daughter started the starter. She went off and Youtube then figured out how to do it and then for her present. She gave me some starter. That's so cute
week, so we started making bread off of it and then my other friend who turned me on to originally. He brought me a little of the Brea starter. It was two creatures. Yeah. Have you thought about experimenting with different starters, like the great starter that pussy starter is like the pussy ones? Intriguing, I have to admit, I didn't know about it until just now, but this shows good for now. I know maybe grow my own weed. That would be good. Now, it's pretty safe to really in trouble for that now formula, right, Texas, you can go to jail forever. You can so stupid, for ever they can lucky few. They found you with a giant plant did not only that like say if you have a plant in the plants and dirt in the dirt in a pot yeah the whole thing together. So if you have a big heavy clay pots, yeah. The dirt that it goes and you might have fifty pounds of weed while
you really don't even have a pound of weed. Oh my god, there's probably a male clamps, quick once I grew it in college. We had a house and we had like a walk in closet is the happy days yeah just seeing it come alive and just knowing you know in school you had no money to even buy it. Then we all of a sudden. We were growing it great. That is not to say just for your s, ourselves, good. It was beautiful. This bit of that would be a nice thing to grow. That's a good idea and two kids find it yeah. Many explain I am now DOW Daddy's funny and silly hints to it was natural for awhile, but now he's got to keep it going. I knew a guy who had a a dispensary and in the back room of the dispensers of very large room where they were grown. Wheat and I went into the rock the room and it was like we there's like five feet: high five foot, high plants and all these lights and everything yeah and I swear to God. It felt like you
going into a room filled with people like there was like an intelligence in that room. Really very strange, really answered. I was high, a muscle in real when I walked in there, but I do I do. I really think there's something to it. It was something to that room. I was like wow. This room feels like there's things in here. It doesn't seem like a room full of plant yeah like you can go into a room full of plants. You like. Oh, this is beautiful vegetation yeah, but this is like you know, room full of hello that is very weird that is AG totally get that you really start to care for them too. It's not It really seems insane that you don't own a dispensary. It's like me. Anybody with any with a brain living in California. It's like you see, you know, Denver print money, the change that city in people or make so much money we're talking about going into Denver. Yeah, oh yeah. If you've considered starting something in Denver, perhaps some sort of an edible factory, really
I want to hire mercenaries. I one what I got: you got to hire mercenaries and I'm not joking. You want to do that. It's not it's all cash! All cash from the year. You deal with a lot of people that know that this is like essentially like a bank. They can rob, but it has my plus security and for the longest time people were being forced to take these cash drops and take him to banks. Spray and banks weren't even taken him. So then they would have to take him to banks and convert him to like a travelers check or something along those lines like there's a bunch of different work around, so they had to spank sorry, I do start taking it. Now, though, I don't know what the they're doing now, I don't think the real issue is if some fucking wack, a like TED Cruz, actually becomes a president right, which
is not outside the realm of possibility. For now this is one of the scariest elections in recent memory. For me, I think, is the most Gary, because I don't think that people are willing to vote for Hillary Clinton. Not only do I not think the people want to vote for her. I think that I'm going to take, I think the people that will of for her are only willing to vote for because she's a woman they go. Let's, let's see, if checks can do it, you know, or I want a woman in office. Yes, a I get that kind of thing: she's not compelling as a leader she's, just not now. No, Bernie Sanders is interesting. He's very interesting, he's interesting, socially he's very interesting in that he's he's just way more, a man of the people of the people than anybody else. The e have, but in this eyes he's so different than any other career politician. That's running for office really is he's the most entry, interesting and intriguing to me, along with Trump and trump all those a lot of really stupid things, and these is ridiculous and these
was out of control in the Should. The says about Mexicans is deplorable, he is so wealthy that he can do whatever the he wants and using all of his own money to fund this campaign yeah, and he won't be up stop it the same way that TED Cruz arm Marco Rubio or any of these other guys on the right. Will those guys scared? The fuck outta me that TED Cruz guys scares the fuck outta me is really frightening, he's so dumb, but he's not dumb. That's what's scary: he's a he's very smart, now education, but the, but he says- and oh my god, I think, of the Hillary thing, though there's also a majority of people who, from that party who will vote to keep things going on the odometer Iraq yeah. I think that there's enough of that that will kind of grin and bear the voting for Hillary Hillary Clinton versus putting I mean who who knows what the happens? If Putin decides to ramp up because
Hillary becomes president. She that's pretty tough though she had that job. You know she had that job fat wasn't a pushover right, she was choosing their station allow real Quinn. I don't know man of that little province. She says so non compelling to me there's nothing. She says it's interesting, isn't great photo that I put up on Instagram that somebody made of the difference between Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton, and it's regard to their response like what is the olive garden, I got it. How do you feel about the olive garden? It's funny here, I'll show you gently pull it up, 'cause, it's so hilarious, but it is how I feel about Hillary Clinton like I feel like she's. Sign in into right yeah. I know, but but you know what it's politics, which is also boring I think that is something you kind of a pre
Kate when they were in office, really, yes, Obama's kind of boring and one Kish any, but it just kinda, no drama. No big. I mean this is kind of a toy against her at the same time, but with a there was no scandal. There was no do Shuri there was no things taking us off track D. Just cutting way to work methodically. It wasn't. Flashy wasn't exciting, but things improved here. It is olive garden and authentic. Italian restaurant for the whole family says Hillary Bernie. Only when I'm high how many sense at all of the yeah. There's a whole see a it's great. I just think that this is just there's, no one that grabs me like AL. No, no Al Gore he's. Running opposite of Bush was compelling, I'm like here's, a guy who cares about the environment, you know people as those bulls. The movie, an inconvenient truth is filled with
facts, bullshit and and propaganda. Not one question about climate change in the republican debates. Yeah want to keep the that on the dl, not one pill, addictions like or sand pharmaceutical downs cigarettes. I mean if there was a drug that just got released, that's killing as many people cigarettes. That would be the number one hot topic for debate right right. If there was a a disease like visit right Iris, it was getting half million people. It would be the number one hot huge topic of debate: half a million people a year in this country alone, but cigarettes, skirt right under the radar yeah. That's because the amount of money they contribute yeah same thing with pharmaceutical drugs, absolutely the heroin problem in New Hampshire, Graphics, yeah. Why do you think the German up such fear about all the terrorism is a because these guys want to come. It's the same thing with the industrial complex. They want to. Those guys spend a lot of money on those politicians. We
so no the whole reality of the New Hampshire Heroin problem was entirely spawned entirely spawned by oxycontin right those people that got Oxycontin. So they got an easy and and cheaply, and then they cramp down on it when they found that all these people are addicted. So, What are they due to the effects? It then the cure their addiction. Now they made these poor people, try to figure out some other way to get their fix right and the way to do that was heroin. She your way to get it? She only way to get it the only way to get it 'cause. I couldn't get the pills anymore, so they started shooting up. That's where it came exactly. It was all spawned out of the prescription drug problem that we have in this country. Apparently that movie that those guys came in here this prescription thugs. Apparently it's very good and there's some insane fucking stats to statistics about it and I'll try to get those guys to come back. In not talk about it after they're doing their their press psych, right now after I watch it, but the same guys who
bigger, stronger, faster, which was rainbows and steroids to S expose on prescription drugs. Yeah Chris problem mark his brother, but it's a big loss and terrifying star. Fine terrified what's so scary as a parent, is that you can basically raise this beautiful person for their whole life and get to the whatever age. Let's put him, as you know, seventeen to twenty five when they're out on their own doing the thing one add summer one horrible week, one intense weekend and you can lose them well. How about this? Someone could fuck and give them something and they can die from it. Yeah someone can lie to them. Somebody could bill Cosby them right, give them some shit. They think is going to walk him out, so they can have sex with your daughter. Crazy could die of an overdose that happens. It's insane! You can't. Even
your kids like go to a party you can eat drink. You can have a sour patch kid. You can't any. I know women have to be very careful about what they drink you know I I know I know people who've been drugged. Yeah, I met people who've been drug. This is very common. Yeah guys drop those women's drinks completely terrifying should marry fine. This is bill. Cosby thing is, you know, I think it's it's awful. It's horrific, but it at least it's open set up this discussion that I think we need to have in this country about men who are willing to drug women and have sex them weather out. That is a creepy socio, pathic Psycho, pathic type of person. So creepy, it's scary. It's really M powerful people Kim was in the other one from that singing show he was. He was given a allegedly wasn't Cee, Lo Green busted for given girls, ecstasy, just without them, knowing
alleged, allegedly who the guy looks like a peanut. Eminem was trying to get get some buzzing with some parts he couldn't do it any other way. I met him once they do it on a plane. I was like oh Jesus Christ for sure: stop, eating dude, settle down gluten grain, everything every eastick bubbles stomach. He had that one song that fuck you song, yeah great song, it a good song and now launch the whole thing. Since those allegations, I think he's kind of disappeared right yeah. I don't know what the deal is. I mean he might be in the middle of a trial or something I mean just to knock them out. Well access. He doesn't knock him out, but I think it makes a much more willing to have sex yeah but back to the Cosby. Think what you're saying like that issue of guys that are just willing to knock women out? Oh, why do you feel good about yourself? The next as soon
it's all over? It's not about that its about getting back at women, I think, is a yeah. I think there is women out there that hate men and this man out there that hate women. I think at this point it's ridiculous to pretend anything different and I think, there's a direct correlation between people that been rejected and people that have associated women with someone who's going to turn them down or treat them like shit, because they're not physically attractive right. This fucking guys built like a peanut eminem right. You know lucky enough where I know Had those interactions with girls coming up with a funny is funny and pretty good looking but meeting friends as an adult who women just screw them in their in their in their fable. They come out with a whole different view of womanhood.
I mean mine was really pleasant and I always see women as the victim or I we see women and the guys who had you should time they got some time in whatever there is a rage that these guys carry around that. It's really just kind of like a stroke of luck that when I was young, I met the nice ones. You know what I mean yeah. These guys are really like. You know you you guys again be counted, say jokes about like not gonna girl out and doing all this code, but it's not really not really really kidding a way yeah. You know what I mean right right: the darkness anytime. You talk about women with these guys. Well, there always going to be people got over by somebody and if you were involved in a horrific divorce- and I have a friend who is involved in that whole Rific divorce yeah that took years and I've talked about on this podcast ad nauseum. Unfortunately he's gotta pay for the rest of his life right because they were for twelve years. So he she's a grown woman like right. If you have a kid when the kids, a team they're on their own yeah, but not not a woman,
I give you have a one year, marriage over twelve years, by the way they were divorced more than twelve years ago. So he to pay her forever. Oh, my god, forever forever. Here till she died, so she fucking die. So if she gets in some life extension shit, some new science comes out. He and he lives for five hundred years and she leaves for five years, he's going to have to pay her for some shit that he doesn't even remember anymore. Oh my and I'm not talking about a small amount of money, either he's wealthy, so he's paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars a year more than a half a million. I think so it's his rage like. Oh, it's crazy. If you get him started up, you just need. He literally needs a drink. Really. It was just start bubbling in his mind, because the whole thing was a fuck, California, yeah, there's bad divorce laws in there's, really bad horrible ones. You know, if you get the wrong lawyer, she gets the right one who that's a black sun God it's just insane that you don't have to move with your life like as a woman,
woman's married to a guy and we're not talking about some of the children shouldn't even have any children right. This is indefensible no say no children, I've heard people say yeah, but you know she's going to raise the kids. What kids? No kids tell nothing! Oh, what exactly she doesn't even have any kids and he has to pay her for ever for forever, millions of it'll millions and millions of dollars by the time she's dead. She for nothing for nothing for They had a relationship, a relationship, what time together and he didn't want to be with her anymore, so he has to pay our forever. It's the most horrific form, prostitution, known to oh, my god. It's crazy! It's crazy we're not talking about child support. That's insane What I see here about a woman who, like put the guy through school well, he was working. On his engineering degree or something that and then he went on to become sick.
Best full and tried to abandoned her and she's like hey, I put you through school, I'm responsible for part of your success. That makes a lot of sense. Nope never worked, never never never worked. While she was with them. Never worked, don't worry, baby I'll. Take care of you don't have to work. How does the law support that 'cause their cunts Just uh can't festival up there, whoever creates it. Whoever enforces whoever looks at that on paper and says: that's good! That's how it's written you should meteor should come from God's hand and fuck blow your brains out, it's insane that is crazy, town, it's so gross. That is very name. It's scary. It's really scary! What if he just got a job as a busboy. We this response and went to like a studio apartment and didn't make that much money anymore. Well, I've got another one Dave Cooley, a no
dammit from monitors, radio Jesus Christ, a phone following through on a drum going on there. If, if, if because this one hurts my brain so much, I I draw thanks! Well now Dave Foley got divorced and his wife wanted money that is like in the way they establish how much money who's gonna pair was pending upon how much money he was making at the time. So he was on news radio when they got divorced, so that was the highlight of his entire life as far as how much money he's ever gonna make in a month right, so they base it on a percentage of that, like fifty percent of that which he will never, I mean right now, he's never I mean I don't know. If he will. Maybe he will he's a very talented guy. He might you have a hit yeah yeah, but as far as right now never made that kind of money ever get his life, so he owes hundreds of thousands of dollars can't go to Canada. If he goes to Canada, though arrest him and the the judge literally said to him your ability to pay.
It has no relation to your obligation to pay. So Yeah you have an obligation to buy. I do not care if you're able to able to you, have an obligation to make more money. Hi MIKE when the M M, that's the judges, were words to his face, and that's likely- and it's not like to make you know even one hundred thousand- I working at straight gig, that's like winning the lottery they based it on his winning ticket. He won the every base five years who are now on our show yeah he won. He got v Kushina spot ever, which is a network sitcom in the nineties right back when they were real, it's not it. You can but they don't even exist. Him replicate that how many sitcoms are there? Now there are ten, oh, my It is a million actors in Hollywood trying to get on ten sitcom right right. Oh Annie's, fifty something! So it's not going to happen holy mean
you don't want to fifty something guy. They want the guy that he was in the 90s. They want the thirty year old Guy, oh my god, what a nightmare fucking Christ, he's another one you around him. When he talks about it and you just I need a drink, really fucking drink. You start, let's so sad ice, cubes, good guidance classes and whiskey starts porn. You like fuck, and he is the nicest guy yeah. He is one of the handful of nicest people. I've ever met my life from those talks about his ex wife, just because she's a contest is a fight and she'd will not negotiate. She will not lessen his money. She will not. She doesn't give a she wants to torture him she's, a crane is that's crazy person, so gross, but that's these crazy laws and what people say well. Why do you think why, like even my own wife, like I say the icing marriages retarded it's ridiculous I'm happy I'm happily married right. I love her she's great. I love having a family, but it is fucking dumb. Well, you shouldn't say that that's fucking, it's dumb! I shouldn't
say it. If you are making all the money, you'd say it too: it's it's! It's a legal contract with the state that involves two people getting along. That's insane, it's one of the most transient things that we can do is try to establish sexual relationships with each other. How often those fucking things last. I know none of 'em last forever. Well, it's really! It's really a business you're really creating a business and it becomes a big business. As you go further on and bring on in other employees and children in that kind of thing, and this is why you're not allowed to have sex with your coworkers, because that makes it's very complicated, right yeah, if you, if you have a job and you have a secretary, start banging your secretary and she's a part of this business. You've created with your wife record your real issues, you're experiencing pleasure from someone else, and that's like you know like if you are working on a set, you can't
plug something in because the union like Trish and writes his job right? You need that you know like Trish in otherwise like I wouldn't really be able to justify its position. Yeah! Well, your your wife is your dick technician. And if your second Terry, not only does she handle your paper work but also handles your dick well, we got a problem here Yeah 'cause. We have one too many employees, it's very complicated. Well, this try and keep that on the rails. Yeah. This secretary is really good at plugging things in an I just feel like. I don't need someone else, so it's all the bitch, the kids right Fuck off this can be a big lawsuit, yeah Madeline Albright, on speed dial, and you know this account where you alright, or is it where you got divorced? I think where you got married is big. It's the bigger part is a big one. If you get married in California, that's like one of the worst places, one of my yeah, it's one of the worst places where my favourites stories was this New York really wealthy
fucking millionaire, multi, millionaire business Guy Young lady he's in his sixties, she's in her thirties, she's hot as fuck he married and then when he marries her pee immediately files for divorce in the Dominican public. Believe is Dominican Republic, the story up 'cause. It was real recent. She had no idea. They were married, the entire time she thought they were married, but he had filed for divorce and had attorneys represent her and him in absentia. He paid for both layers and won the case and got divorced so in another country, another country. So he's saying we're not married bitch, we got divorced weeks at
where is his? My paperwork? It's it's binding in the Dominican republic. This is a legal got document really where they get married. I don't know in the station yeah I think so in the states. She's yeah Mick Jagger try to do the same thing with Jerry Hall. Really there's like between even get married America. We got married on like a coconut island yeah, so he was saying that that didn't count either. Oh, my finally guy yeah, here's the guy husband, secretly divorce, wife after wedding to protect his assets, and look at him and look at her before she's, hot and young. Of course, they were married for twenty years, raising a son, an living, the good life in between homes in New York and France. Oh, my god, it was all perfect, except one thing: he had secretly divorced her just months after their wedding and a pair attempt to shield his assets, he's ninety yeah and now she's fifty nine. She is suing her nine year old husband. I see you know a fi, the divorce that
she never knew about and keep him from selling an apartment that they shared. Four areas, so they met in nineteen. Ninety, so they met when he was seventy that's crazy. You know what was going on yeah. He was so Monday and probably should know to the screen up and she was more than thirty years his senior huh. So she was like somewhere thirty, something he was old as fuck marrying a seventy year old guy. She says it's a fraud. She tells the post well well. The front now, but we write once the what what? What did you do to get that apart? Where's, your money coming from lady has at work, but it's not good enough see that we've established that when someone marry someone they won the lottery. When you marry some old rich dude like that, guy you've won the lottery and then you deserve to get paid from winning that lottery, but the real quality. What what what it was going on in that relationship? They were together and
he made all the money and she want some of that money that he made while she was living in the same place. Is him. That's really what it is yeah if you're an athlete. You know like professional athletes possibly meet someone and think this is going to go against you. Well sometimes it works. Sometime, you can meet the right people, man it just It's really who are you? Who are they it's so hard to generalize in some relationships? Work great and some marriages were yes, some marriages where both people aren't make a similar amount of money and then the no one is really in it for the money and they're just they're, they they have a modest living and enjoy themselves yeah, and I just love being together and they like the fact they wear ring in a that's my wife. That's my husband, yeah, we're happy. We love it. This is great. That's something wrong with that. The real problem is when you break up that's right, my buddy, who went through this horrific horrific divorce, yeah a new woman after that and she didn't want to sign
prenup and he was going crazy. You know- and I and I and everyone was screaming at him all his friends, so yeah do not do this. You have to find it so far. She's like you are saying that it's not going to work he's like no, because if it doesn't work, then the prenup doesn't mean anything yeah. He has a history, always saying if it doesn't work, the prenup is valuable. It comes in handy, but if it does, what I'm saying is if this marriage works into your Why do my part? We work it out? We make it beautiful. We stay together forever. The prenup doesn't mean shit, We can never be together forever right, so if it is going to work out it only, it only means something if it doesn't work out if you're looking at it as an investor so what she is hoping for, or what she's saying essentially is if it doesn't workout. I want you to get fucked over again and you're, protecting yourself you're, protecting yourself from the eagle system that set up the fuck you if you and I don't want to be together anymore- you have to get punished, you must
punished financially and he has a whole story that he can hold up in front of her. Like you know. I am suffering any works like what he do. Hours he's got a prenup, he didn't see now you got through it, yeah He wouldn't do it. He is now have. Could you the beating that he took yeah so, but he lost a house to us, I mean is the whole story. Is comical the what the Ex wife lives in with a guy now, but she's not allowed to. So when they go to inspect the house. The guy literally puts all stuff in a: U haul drives around the corner, which inspector leave drives back it's a game, can you get a private instigators doesn't matter? You have to prove it with the private investigator. What evidence they discover is like you can't there's only so much privacy, you highlight in someone's home inside his home she's his own home, where he could put off right
in his own home and catches, wife banging some fucking personal trainer. This is not that this is her house now by the way, multi million dollar house in the Palisades, really overlooking the ocean. Now all hers, God, oh it hurts when you find out what happened happened happen to you in a divorce? It's horrific! But what happens if he seriously gets a job working at a diner, like he knows, no, no hire me. He would have to go back to court and you would have to figure out a way to get a judge to agree to lower the terms. But the problem is he's responsible for maintaining her lifestyle. So if he takes that job he could actually be put in prison. Yes, 'cause he's not make came out for exactly Holly? Well, he would have to get a judge that agrees to maintain to lower the lifestyle that he has been. That he's obligated to maintain he he's obligated to maintain a certain lifestyle for her, oh, my God
insane because we're not talking about sub stand like we're. Not talking about subsistence were not no, but you have to give her fifty thousand dollars a year and that's enough for her to survive on and round that way. She doesn't have to get a job, or maybe you have to give her a hug one thousand dollars for two years in she can figure out how to get a job like that she's a human being she's, a person she's intelligent, she's, articulate she has an education like she's, not a handicap person she's, not diseased, like she's not broken like where she can't work. Feet. She's like a regular right is a regular person. It's fucking madness, wow I mean it is truly madness. It's really the worst case scenario. You know the thing is in less you're with these people, you don't all these stories right, unless you know someone- that's gone through this- you don't know these stories yeah and then, when you hear these men's rights groups, and then you hear feminists mock mens rights. Groups like this is the reason why a lot of people won't take feminism seriously, and this is because
lot of them mock these men's rights groups, and this is also the reason why a lot of these men's rights. Groups have a valid point, because a lot of men's rights points are stupid as far. What do you care if these feminists, don't like you, would if you care they about the way you act to dress unless you work with them? What do you care right? You know if you're, if you trapped in some office with some man, hating woman, and she has a position above you and just make your life hell right. Well, that's no different than being trapped in an office with some sexist pig man yeah. If you're a woman, it's it's terrible. If someone is gender specifically bias in any way shape or form right, but in and less you see the devastation that it can it over well from someone's life like Dave, Foley's life from time that I met him to the time that he got divorced when he was on news radio, his life has been overwhelmingly influenced by this woman that he used to be married to that he doesn't even know anymore
yeah, I mean he doesn't see her anymore. He hasn't had sex there in decades, but they're still inexorably connected financially and it is ruined his life. These are two two people I know yeah. This is random tests for men right who have to pay the women that they used to sleep with more than twenty years ago. He has to. They have to pay them forever. How my God, and that's just one story in the the problem is the court system, and this is. One of the things that I was going over with Phil Hartman before his wife murdered him yeah. I was telling him you know. I grew up in a really fucked up house like I was little my my parents split up when I was young. There was violence and there's just like and my mom. When my dad hit my mom, my mom got her shit and got the fuck out. I saw it, I saw
Heather I write, and then we moved to my grandpa's, my my grandfather's house, like immediately afterwards we were out yeah. Apparently he had done it before and you know he terrorized and she's, like just like. That's going, I'm we're going right, so my in my mind when shit goes bad, you gotta, fuckin, pull strings yeah, get you just get out just get out. So I was telling Phil I go, Dude get out of there, man just get out and he was like he was like it's not that simple he's, like you, don't give half. I will lick. Your half is like it's not half, because it's two slash three 'cause the fucking lawyers get a third. He eats up. Businesses like you, have to understand their business involved in law is a business involved in divorce. First of all, he had to pay for. Her lawyer is like to pay for her lawyer. I have to pay for my lawyer and there's two lawyers going to battle it out and they're, going to drag it out as long as possible to make the most money case just ruin your life. Well, they get a percentage and they get legal to get paid by the hour. So the whole thing is just brutal
keep it going in reality, and if you have somebody who is a little off, you can just keep fueling the fire should just keep it going. Well, you know Carla Bell yeah. How about this one Karlovo, who used to be in the outlaws of comedy with SAM Kinison, SAM Kennison FUCK, Carla BO's wife, and got her pregnant, call Lobo was raising SAM Kinison's child thinking. It was his own right. Not a dna test after SAM Kinison died found out, it using his child, tried to get out of paying child support and they said no. You have to pay child support forever, so Carla Booes, hundreds of thousands of dollars for SAM's band, he for SAM's baby he's fucked. He his crew,
is ruined. He doesn't have a car make he's he's devastated, is a buy out of the system. Working comic, just a comic yeah, I mean not not. I mean a road coming road chi. Who does you know it as well? He's you know, does it headlines, but he can't say it's not like a that was so he tried to fight it and lost, and so now we will because he lost his to pay, but he's responsible for another man's child and his wife had an affair, and it doesn't matter. Why is that not matter because we are living in a system that look now, but would they have fucked over in this country? Let's just make this a caveat. Women get fucked over in this country. Although I mean there is absolutely besides we're talking about with men that are willing to drop pills and girls drink right, there's women that work in offices with pieces of shit for bosses and they it's actually harass them and fuck with them and make their life horrible and create this boys club environment
makes it terrible for them to work in. There is absolutely that is absolutely, but when it comes to divorce and when it comes to a man who makes money and the the praying upon that man. That happens. It's fucking, it's horrific officer Ific. That should be a documentary, it's so much of follow those stories around really would be in really because people don't know those stories and inconvenient truth yet another murder inconvenient, convenient truth. So it's it's bad there's a lot of what state was Lobo in California. Is California? California has that law and in some ways I kinda understand, because, like luck, I have a stepdaughter and she's as far as I feel she's, my daughter, I mean I treat elections, my daughter and if I found out that one of my actual daughters was actually not my biological daughter, I wouldn't love them any less. Now I wouldn't want my wife to get giant chunks of money,
because of it? But if it was about supporting the kid kid I would never change that would never change that, because that's his k, is more than that. It's to support her also. Well, that's a fucked up situation. Man, it's got Damn SAM Kennison like. Why? Doesn't it SAM Kinison, to state I mean how much money are they making right? How come there? Not? Why don't they pay it right? That's his kid. Is you talking about a wealthy man who died is one of the greatest comics. Whoever lived I can only assume like red something the other day that said that Liverpool, just Liverpool gets one hundred million dollars a year from the Beatles? Well, I don't know how the fuck that works. But just the taxes involved. You know the amount of money they generate from their portfolio, yeah the taxes from all the sales or not right, right you're. Not My shop Kenison anymore, though yeah but Kenison had generated a few million yeah, but that's gone right I mean there's a whole generation doesn't even know SAM anymore, unfortunately, God how's. That pot is that crazy was a kid that does a great impression of
then they went up crap, yeah yeah. I think so. No one, we skeptical bacteria, no idea who's talking about. Well, that's the thing we were talking about this OJ case yeah, like you and I we were around when the OJ trial was going on, but a lot. Today. They don't even fucking, have any. Yeah with no idea we're all dude? How old are you now? How old are you? Thirty, nine, I'm forty eight awesome, I How old are you for real before he even yeah? It's funny, yeah yeah yeah it get, it's all of a sudden you're like holy shit, we've moved up, we've we've been browned, we've seen some shit but then you see people older. I always gravitate sorts those people like he still rockin it. He still go and some people, bar, but in less less they die Jamie, and I were just talking about this me and Bryan Callen we're we're doing this podcast, the other
yeah we had to do was it. We do this Fadi podcast, vilify companion and it's we watch the UFC Fights and we talk about fighting we could try can get retarded and in one of the little exchanges we have we're Primus throwing kicks, and I was teaching about throw kicks right and one of the things that people were saying like these guys are fifty. How are they even doing that right? Jesus Christ, like they think, were dead but then I'm like well how many people do. I know that are fifty that are taking care of themselves yeah, it's a number. I know you know. I'm forty for sure, King years old, when I ninety, I'm proud, not gonna, be able to do any of these things. That's just a fact you halfway to not being mobile, did you do any of that yeah man at what level? What age do you get where your body just doesn't work right anymore? Well, that's the thing! If you're active you get to stay at you gotta stay, I mean no joking. When going to that yoga class words, you know after drop off and there's some older p,
cool, to see like a seventy year old woman in there like standing on her head and doing a backward backbend, because she kept doing that. That's why she's able to do that now? That's one of the things the place that I go to a some really good instructors, and one of the things that this lady was talking about was cheese in her, I want to say she's in her 60s, and she was saying that if you just maintain your practice and keep doing that, you can be healthy and mobile deep in your 90s and a lot of it is just people neglecting their bonnie atrophy. Lately, where just yeah, you see people that can't even touch their toes anymore. It's weird you gotta go to the gym and, as you get older, one really important thing is lifting weights. It's very important for older people, because you need to maintain muscle mass just to avoid being injured and bone density. Don't they say, like you, have to really max out as much as you can up until up to fifty like, because that's when you really start to fall off
muscle wise, I don't know I haven't heard that mean you're, slowly, falling off from the time you like thirty, call key is just maintaining a level of activity. You have to maintain a level of activity, but also maintain. Level of maintenance and that's where I really love yoga, because yoga is taken care of a lot of like heard back pains that I used to have stains and weird shit. It's weird, Obviously, all this goes away all that tensions, yeah god. It's amazing, it is amazing, there's a reason why those skinny mother, fuckers in India, been doing it for one thousand years, you're right, it's really good for you! I know it's. Do you do it? I never do it now. Now now really yeah, that's the way to do it. If you get high off and you get hard, not that often anymore, was that mean month month month year, once every couple of months, you should do
I want to do it all the time. If you don't have anything to do during the in this that happen. We can just take a day take a day where tell your agent or whoever the fuck it is, it bothers, you say: Tom, pipers off the fucking grid. Today, then, I'm also tell my wife, I'm not picking the kids up, I'm not doing no dinner time. Do you have to pick your kids up for for your good taken, NM class you'll be fine right, yeah, just get barbecue drop, the kids off drop the kids off, take four strong hits and go to yoga class, really we'll feel your body in a way where you've never felt it before you'll feel like your vertebrae, stretching in tissue in your neck, loosen, thing and it's like I'm doing that tomorrow. Well, that's one of the secrets of the sadhus in the yogis of India. Is they would they would smoke all these chillums? They would smoke hash, they're all hash head and they would go and do their practice really big part of it. I'm going to try it. I wanted so bad. I can.
Completely yeah for the first time in my life, I've always been active, always for the first time but if I have this issue where I've got muscle under here under the first rib, it's tight and it's affecting back here down to my arm like and it's affecting how it's cut. Whatever nerves are running down here. It's like it's, I think it's raising this rib, it's actually it's just all tight. The muscles tightened, the ribs pulled up, and it's pinching on the stuff. That's coming down. Do you feel any numbness, sometimes so going to this great guy? Colonello is great. It works with the clippers and stuff and he knows exactly where it is and it's helping but he's like do not sleep on your stomach
just goes in and loosen set up, and it's basically just kind of releasing the tension on that issue and it's working out and feel it. You know it's only a couple times and was two parts of this one is I can't sleep, I sleep on my stomach with my head to the side. I use you that I fucked my neck up. Doing that. That's exactly what happened and it's really that's the cause, the cause of it, but my sleep I'm just doing that my whole life. Now I'm laying on my back it's so to sleep my side. You do yeah, I lay on my side I put a pillow in between my legs. I lay on my side. This is I literally when I was driving here is like Joel now now I have the same exact issue. By the way I did yeah before I hurt my neck of her, my neck from Ju Jitsu, but before I did, I started developing problems in my neck from laying down. That's it No idea was just from laying down on you, especially if you lay down flat within turn your head, the same way right
turn your head to the right away, so you're away, yeah, you you're, if you ever heard of those cab drivers, develop swollen discs or bulging discs because they sit with the wall in their pocket great because just that listing of your, but she that an inch on one side fucks your back up repeatedly. Maybe that's what you're doing when you're sleeping yeah, it's really bad for you tissue is really pliable. Now it is, and then it like everything is out of whack, so we have to kind of like reset it he'll reset me and then it's like alright, just don't lift your arm and trying to be cool and just kind of let it learn that it's back in its place. You see that little ball that little blue ball right here, hoes yeah, a little blue in behind the creepy guy. Oh this heavy! What's this, that is, that's called a mobility wod supernova, that's a smaller one. I actually prefer there's a larger one that we have around here somewhere. I give him to people, because I want people to use these things. People have sore backs.
What you do is you put it on the ground or on a wall, and you back up against it and like put your weight on it and you rub it up and down like you, Roll hold the ball and it breaks up all the scar, tissue and loosens up all the Indians and all the fatia? It's painful! but if you, if you can bite your teeth and get through it, it will make a significant difference in loosening up. It's such a strange idea like, We never had any issue. I've worked out. I was an athlete my whole. Never literally have ever been like. Oh that hurt for the first time, and I had no idea the concept that All the tissue intendants are just tightening an I'm just ending up, like I think, like a hunchback. Well, that's all one of the things that part will help, because we feel
things you feel tense like marijuana, it's almost like it. Whatever sensitivity you have about your body, awareness ramps it up to ten minutes why sex feel so good when you're, when you smoke right because ramps up all the feeling right just it changes the way you interface with the nerve endings. I'm scared now to lift for the first time I'm not lifting railing for like since, like I Tober, that's, not good 'cause that will fuck it up even more 'cause, you said yeah, you lose strength in your back right. You need to go to a purse trainer that understands our strength in that area. To keep this whole thing from happening right. I mean worse with the clippers, he's and he's right two times, and it's like all right we're on to it like I yeah, so we have a good, massage, therapist guy right. That's what he does he's massage is a there's like a chiropractor. Now I think Brent is mostly bullshit. I don't know his physical therapist,
your chiropractor, I don't know what I think. Chiropractors are mostly bullshit: I've been to some bullshit king and nonsense. Yeah yeah, I think they're mostly bullshit, but one of the things that they do do is all the other stuff outside of back cracking. Like cold lasers, work and massage works, and there's a lot of their different, affective methods of alleviating pressure intention network, but all that back cracking stuff. If you talk to like most people that study it and then try to figure out what exactly they're doing like this they're not doing anything right there popping things in place and if you have something real fucked up yeah. Maybe you know maybe something like really out of whack and they get straightened out most of the time. That's not! What's going on most of the time you're, just getting this sort of placebo effect weather, pushing on your back and making a noise pop pop. All we got it. We got a greater good Tommy, like I'm good, yeah, good, I'm good. I feel great now this guy I mean I was really
a mass yeah. I mean I literally couldn't go like this. Without this just going numb and he got, I mean he was just like no it's right here, but to to, and then I like cool for you know a week and then I'm sleeping, I'm literally meant to do it every week. Yeah I had to loosen, and I mean it sounds or if they have a real seer. If you're gone your ad Rolfing done, Ralph thing is like a very painful method of deep tissue, massage with their their stretching your fascia and racing up. All these by finding connective scar tissue all that stuff and that that can be super effective, but all the scar tissue just from just whatever views you didn't live, yeah muscle pulls that had the sunny, really healed. Tents is supposed to be a bad poll right. I've got a bunch of them scar tissue all over my back, but I think yoga fix
a lot of it like really a lot. I don't have any back issues now, but I do feel like as much as I love yoga. I do feel like you have to keep lifting yes and I haven't literally because this started getting becoming a problem like around Tober November and I literally feel like softap yeah these people. That don't think that you know I don't. I just don't think they're right. If you talk to like people that are experts in physical culture. You know people really really understand like what what do do? What do you need to do to keep your body? It's most effective op. NG level yeah and they say it's a bunch of different stuff. Yeah, like you have to do. Cardio you have to lift weights yeah stretch. Yoga is part of that yeah, it's part of it. I was just in the whole wide doing a gig, and I with the pool and just like you know they have the the no kid cool like this running, will kind of thing some there, and so it's all guys that are like you know, late thirties, to mid sixties. Every guy walking around there was like guys that were athletic. You
no like you could tell and then there's guys that are a complete mess and then there's a whole bunch of the middle, the dad bod, the dad bot a little edgy and no shoulders they all their shoulders of disappeared. You can just see it just the bone bone we into. I don't want to be ready to tear off it's really what it trying to pick up a suitcase and just like yeah, just some your basic life. It's like that. You can end up like that. Now. You can't well some people, they don't have a job like we have I know it's hard, that's what I was talking about. My friend who got divorced and fucked over the guy works twelve hours a day yeah once he go to the gym. He probably would be better off, though he gets a trainer, and sometimes it goes on his lunch break and stuff like that. But the reality is he's working yeah. I know I know it's going to pay for his fucking divorce, but if you can workout, then it's kind of like you're inside depressing should move to Argentina, just stock
dialogues, cash, get a fake fucking passport and just you're on your own hooker and just go. They can't come get you right. If they I know where he is, they can't come. Get you mean it's not like he's they do. I couldn't live with the paranoia. That's true especially thinking right here on the beach having a great time, it's just a life invest it catch me and then it's not the life you have a car in prison. Do a card! Yeah everybody! Does you don't have one? I don't get you want. I've been so out of it come on from hard. I know just bring you to a place. This is Tom, Papa Hi Tom. What's going on, I need pot. Ok, I'm so out of it after I was everyday for, like a decade and just stopped stopped it's hard. When you have responsibilities too, and I wasn't as funny it was hurting. My funny wasn't really. It was making me laugh
check is making me ice yeah. It was making me not as funny. Well there's different kinds of pot too and there's different reactions right people have the pot, like some people, pot pot, makes me more actively but or not yeah. Yes, the divas specially right now makes me like really I wrapped up like. I want to let go watch documentaries on space, ghost and wretched down right now, sometimes a small pop for again the sensory deprivation tank, and I don't get- I don't even get in the tank, because I have an idea and I have to write rises from a suffer from my computer for our. That is right. Stephen. Does that yeah? No and what's the other kind, Indica Indica INDIGO select the coach. We that's the physical, it's like boy all physical yeah, they're both, but it's not it's more of a sedative right right right. More of us, it's great
for people in pain right there in a lot of pain, love Indica, like back pain like aha relaxes them. Is there anything to with Neil young? Was talking about of chewing coffee beans makes you less paranoid. You've heard that one will caffeine definitely alleviates a lot of the issues with thc. You know if you're really too high. The bell rang to do is drink, something with caffeine in that area. Yeah. It's it's good. It severely mitigates the effects of thc like if you, if you go to styling of your way too, I just go to Starbucks, get Eventi Rafi, set down in the x it'll, the the caffeine will have a pretty big impact really, but coffee beans, especially with raw coffee, coffee beans, are very healthy for you, yeah now, like the actual bean itself, like specially outside of the coffee, like the green right part of the coffee being very high in Anti, are then a figure million would be new. You know it's funny, it's kind of like it's going when you come back to a sport like I was inside
looking for a while and then like didn't, do it and then came back like eight years later, it's like the whole sported changed. It just evolves so quickly and everybody knew different carbon fiber and all these different It's the same thing with weed: it's like I've been out of it. So you come back now this whole bunch of new things. Now who's vape pen, is in sour, gummies and dab. The kids try to get you to do. Dabs dab, wacky, fucking, kids. You ever heard of the dam now, oh my god, that it's really like you have all this equipment and you're taking thc wax and your fucking you gotta, stick and fuck off towards its stupid. I wanna go old school. I want to be what the olympic Fluffy tree that I could see and feel and how bout joints to sin. Yes will join yeah one like separateness like a symbol. Now we're here my test sold yet to carry around in a case like a drama
then you gotta showed an? Are you doing a show tonight reply be out of my head. Some of those were before going stage. Do you really hell yeah you're, like a Superman home like a normal person, no you're, not the one, the issues yeah yeah. I got that that's normal. If issues had normal someone, that's mastering their issues. This stuff is good for you. I know it's good for you, I'm going to crash my car. If I start smoking the contact I over here you want to little tiny hat now What about see your kids, seeing you smoking, then online or whether to keep off line? How old today Willis, although the youngest one, seven and five their online, and they see me smoking that we've got a real problem. Two more years, two more years I'll, be this twenty four months to come up with an excuse, they're going to go once they hit. You too is just going to go through the files, yeah I'll go
and that's what dad does nice house? We live in yeah, daddy made this when he was high on marijuana. Marijuana is not bad for you. I don't think it's bad for you It isn't bad, it's bad for a kid though. Yes, it, you know your kids doing so is wine. I drink wine in my children. True, I go to a restaurant. And I'll have a couple glasses of wine in front of my children, and I don't have any problem with it. I've let them taste it. You know. I mean they put it in their mouth like it is good thinking right, wine is alcohol and you could drink yourself to death. You drink yourself to death off of wine. People have done it before smell so good. It smells great. Over there, but there's something wrong with that: man, it's bullshit now I know I was just in Hawaii, and it was just so like Hannah Hall, specially when you're in a why just made for it yeah good Lord, it's
so perfect. Why has a math problem now in a lot of poverty? Yeah? Well, I know there's parts of it that it's just a regular place. That drives me crazy, 'cause, I'm like oh, my live in, arguably the greatest spot on. And somehow or another people get hooked on meth there. I now entering the horrible Strip Mall and Hmmm sad. It is Paradise there, though you, if you do it right and stay in the right places. Yeah the people are great to have a very relaxed attitude about life. It's magical yeah literally, I mean just sitting there in the middle of the ocean, the middle of the ocean, this little island and all these other in beings some whatever their reason have. I do on this island and there's this giant whale with its baby whale just dance right! Next, you going to the water, you hear them singing stars, it's just
We were there with while male friends- and we were on this tour where you you put on like snorkel gear, and then they find the pods, and you see you they pulled the boat with then maybe fifty yards the pod and then you dive in the water and swim over to the pods of dolphins. Now is amazing. Share but why is that a lot of fucking shark attacks? Man they do? I literally was like: why are there more architects and when I got home I looked it up, there's a lot of Shar. Well, while we were there, somebody kick now and while we were there, a woman from Germany got marked by a shark to swim in Seattle. In what we've been there three times and people got Jack by sharks yup the woman got build and then another dude got his leg, essentially ripped off. He was a local hawaiian. Kid was surfing and I was on the big island. He got jacked. There was another time where there I was watching the news and you know we're out there in the water, but then can be a snorkel and having a good old time. It's
it's nerve? Wracking, that's scary! I'm glad! I didn't know that when I was out there trying to look for sea turtles yeah, two thousand fifteen was apparently the biggest year ever recorded for shark attacks. What's the change climate change? Really, water is getting warmer and they're just hanging there less food or add there may at the amount of people fucking up the water. They know the people are to blame. I don't know what the reason is, but I saw that recently like was a headline of one of the news stories so the last couple of days, the other thing that happens a lot in Hawaii helicopter crashes they're not that infrequent those tourist helicopters flipping around. Oh really, this is good list really yeah. Dude I've been on those things twice, you too, how dare you shouldn't tell you fuck with me after I smoke pot? Will you ruin my Tesla experience now? I think someone's going to send me into a tree. May look at that record number of shark attacks in twenty fifteen.
Only six dow only say imagine if the wolfman only killed six people. Last year, people like oh, it's fine to go outside with full moon skit on the woods, but what about the Wolfman Wolfman mostly eat deer yeah, the wolf. What was the number of attacks? So, if there's six deaths, how many attacks were there? So nine thousand eight hundred and ninety eight in one year, nine thousand eight hundred and twenty? Is this a twenty eight, more twenty? Six more? Twenty? Six, more, oh, my God, Jesus Christ in the previous year number of shark attacks worldwide with ninety eight incidents, a whopping, twenty more than the previous year wait and that's way more. The way! That's not right! I could prior that's not, who I that's international is an international this. Worldwide yeah I was gonna, have bad if you think about it worldwide, yeah, so the Wolf man there's only like a few wolf man out their world. Why do you like it's a full moon, but it's a nice full moon go out, will hear the twigs
apple. Will. The werewolf is not stealthy. They howl there. This whole or they're scared of silver. Fine. I don't have to go in the ocean By the way I can go to Hawaii and sit on a beach may be happy. I don't have to go, I'm not big on the other stuff. Now I used to as a kid man. Fishing in Hawaii is amazing: yeah yeah catching a fish and then bring it back to the restaurant and they'll cook it for you most hotels like they have like a shit there, you yeah, ask them. If you go on a fishing trip, you organize it last item through the hotel. You organize it out on the boat. You know that you they have like the little brochure yeah, hey this guy I'll! Take you out for this kind of fish, so last someone out. We call a notes, call on yeah law who yeah so delicious man and the chef prepared it three different ways. He grilled it he baked did and he served as a in the no Ford of ways because he made a
ceviche too. She, oh, my God, two hours, old cheese, Ceviche, like that Costa Rica, we came back and a guy just like they're, like with all that, just like yeah line jurors hose and he's just like chopping up, avocado or haven't so bad that he, if so I don't so much fish is one things were taste so so much better when it's fresh completely now the opposite with me, like me, actually taste better when it sits for awhile. That's
we buy dry aged me. Yeah, like sit in the now it's steak house, I'm just on a shelf for six months, thirty five degrees yeah that so develops the sort of crossed of bacteria on the outside thirty five degrees. If you've ever been to like a butcher shop and see dry age me, it will clear you often meet for awhile billing or high since green home, all alone, by the way, queer you is not homophobic at all- is a perfect perfectly reasonable. My word to use in the dictionary it's perfectly reasonable anything besides a loophole, but it looks rotten and black. It looks like mold really looks yeah because the the mold grows on the outside the me and that's what's happening. It's like back tears, just
drawing the outside of the meeting. You cut that away and what's underneath is, is tender and relaxed and delicious sounds like my neck. After maybe needs have you mold on yet have you ever gone to Africa? No, I'm going in July. Why pop bob boom by a I know a guy who knows a guy working now, oh it's a guy. I worked for, though who's very wealthy and I did a show for them and they are sending my. I just had to fly myself there with my family and they're, putting it there's these luxury resorts in these national reserves in 10S and whoa for ten days so you're going to be surrounded by like lions and Shadow Tom Papa? Please don't die. Yes,
no there's a lot of guys with guns that will stand around you. Do you know about the woman who is the editor film editor Video editor from game of thrones? Now she got pulled out of her car by a line and killed. She did was she doing? She was taking photographs and she rolled down the window. Take a better picture and the lion grabbed her and pulled her out of the car and killed her in front of everybody. Well, nothing they could do about it. That's not going to happen to us because we're not going to have windows may not have that they're, open, no cameras and movie arm to the tests. I'll be honest with you, I don't have. I never had like a burning desire. You know some places you want to get to like I wanted to be in ITALY or you know I have no nothing in my soul was like Africa. We must do Africa, but separate unity came up and it seems pretty amazing and I feel like the closer I get the more amps I'm getting about it, but he was like I'm telling you is: will change your life you'll just see this planet differently noon once
you go to Africa, Africa. You would like Africa. I would think I wouldn't like malaria, so I'll watch, DVD's, fuck you and fuck the Zika virus. I could see you in africa- hey your yes! I would, but I would, I would definitely be worried about malaria about a lot of things for sure, but I am fat, I'm I'm a big fan of wildlife, I'm fascinated by the wildlife there. Although the reality of these parks is, almost artificial in a lot of ways: yeah they maintain everything and they they're doing it for for tourist money. There's almost mom, what yeah there's almost an artificial quality to it, because you know a lot of these places are fenced in, and so they even have those thousands and thousands of acres right this. It's it's it's some! It's not quite up, it's not quite as do
no, no, no, no feeding not at all and they're still migrating and they're still all stuff, but not feeding him. No, no, no! So it's still live and wild, but it's like going to Yosemite. You know it's like it used to people man, I hope. So they do It used to people in your in these a lot of times, you're in these open air jeeps right. We were talking about on the podcast, so saying like how how come these animals don't jump in there right and almost as if on q after we said that a leopard jumped in a jeep, an open air jeep like a week later- and I was like yeah- why is my fucking happening every day? I wonder what? If animals like lions to start figuring that out the same week, do you know there's been? There was an article recently. They were talking about champs that they believe champs have just started to enter the stone age for the development of chimpanzee intelligence. They literally might be evolving before our eyes right and they started to use tools on a regular basis. The observed champion yeah there coming
wow this might take a few million years, but yeah if you beings of only been in this form. They think for the last, like two hundred one thousand years, yeah, essentially unrecognizable from URI like what the fuck what's the chimp going to be like in a million years also might be right. They might be like some crazy sasquatch type thing, almost half human half monkey, being run through the woods and will just be like jellyfish with cars that drive itself, prime for the taking. So this remark eyeballs in I'm much our cars, never So we may come out of paper. That was a lot everyone, a paper car, no one's going to get hurt so knowing that amount of shark attacks, I posted this. The other day on Instagram it's a Champs testicle in relationship to the size of its brain. It's tested is literally about seventy to eighty percent of the size of its brain. Oh, my God,
Fairmount Shelley's think seven is accurate. Something like that's made wrong yeah yeah. What is balls? One ball is seventy percent the size of the brain, two balls two balls are almost a whole brain is weird right, poor guys, it's so big! You know what the balls in front of us this little perspective trick: yeah true, because that guy's hands this not one above the other, it's one behind the other, The other hand looks bigger and blacker, it's a different guys different guy yeah. Maybe if they got it right up next to it. Yeah forty percent either way it's a giant ball. I would be very proud of that. Testicle finds testing. Bad show everybody so knowing that there's that many shark attacks will you not go snorkel next time you go I'll. Tell you what I was thinking about going to Paris
this year, I'm going to Paris, you not know good. My parents made that call to yeah. I think that's the Recall from Maine. For now you have some giant ass, fucking, crazy terrorist attack. Like that, haven't heard any issues with immigrants and all the the craziness is going on there like they. You know they might let some bad people in the country they have. Let some great people they were trying to escape a terrible place, but they also my let's about people into and there's a lot of anti jewish sentiment, although I'm not jewish. I know some video of these people are walking through these arab neighborhoods in Paris and the rampant, brutal alike out right. Antisemitism yelling at three balls really for that's America. Now, where I think you know we're we're. Do you deal with like it's? What rank tricky place right now? I know it's a shame. It's really a beautiful. I am now stunning, so important
store ically any update on the war they declared war on ISIS. Isis is: how is it go? not even that man I mean what happened over there. I don't even understand what happened it's when, when you have a group of people and the people that want to performing that terrorist act, wind up dying like yeah boy, by getting the truth out of all that, trying to figure out what their motives were. What like the San Bernardino people, like try figuring that out after the fact, right figure that out I'm not going to San Bernardino either dropping your kids off and it's not sure that's how it happened. I am I'm going to Paris, I go to San Bernardino. I bet you go to Paris. If someone gave you a sweet gig there, no no! No! No! No! I don't think so. That's a brutal flight to man for kids
Avis. I I would way rather go there and just vegetate and not have any responsibility. Then you go there for it. That's one thing that I've really enjoyed about traveling is that I've gotten a chance to see some really cool places like Indian Ireland, but one of the things that's an issue is every time I've gone. I've been working yeah Not just just don't have a chance to see that much and now I went to ITALY for the first time in uh no gig at all, and I don't try. Like that either you know normally and what a difference. Oh yeah, what a diff yeah man, we you know, I don't know how you are but see if I flash Chicago- and I got a gig tomorrow night in Chicago I'm going to get something to eat and we go to the gym and I'm gonna go over my notes right, I'm not going anywhere! No! No! I can't no! No, I have like you, don't sightseeing. They don't realize everything you do during that day takes away from the show, there's just an energy, mental and physical energy. That does not end.
In the show. Unless it's you know something, that's going to enhance the show like going over notes like that. Sitting there but not running around town. Getting cabs do talking to waiters. Times a little bit of activity in sight. Seeing can amp you up, you know little. You have to have the time to do it. It can't be taking away from like for me exercise is man Tori yeah like if I go on the road like one of the most important things for me is almost. Immediately. I have to exercise really yeah, because if I don't, then I'm going to be tired right I'll get there and I'm like fucking flying bullshit, but what you gotta do is say: shut up, pussy, just put your fucking shorts on, and let's do this, what floors gym on? Thank you here we go, get on the fucking machine mean and just go or a routine, whatever I'm doing whatever weight lifting routine. I just fuck and make sure I do it. I don't want do it, but I actually have a boss. I should do that more. If you do that man, I'm telling you just write it down,
so that's not an option to deny like in less you're, sick or something like that, and then you definitely didn't workout. But if you can do that, it's just it's just it's forty minutes that you would just be jerking off and reading email. It's true right totally, so that forty minutes will go by and like you fuck, I missed the window right. I've done that before too. I've definitely done that before and you're tired, yes, but when I When I say no, I'm going to go down here, I'm going to do you know whatever forty five minutes on the elliptical machine. So just do it. Let's do a podcast. I put a podcast on just forced myself yeah. I do a couple of yoga stretches. That's good that hope that is available now, there's a couple later, but for me strenuous exercise is really good for just resetting everything your whole nervous system. Do you ever do a yoga class. When you go on the road yeah, I have yeah, I have for
when I was have more heavily into it. I would it was kind of cool you come into town and find where it was in Mmhm. You know it was a cool little like okay, that's the project. I'm going to do that right. You know, that's a good move! Yes, a good move, something that, like you, just have a an outlet yeah little thing that sort of connects you to what Tom Papa does right exactly and then and then it's just the work, it's just taking your notebook and taking your notes and going over last night going over the you know what I did for the first time this week. I listened to myself. I haven't. I haven't recorded myself in awhile, really yeah. It was probably I always board, but don't really listen to it. Unless I know I have to, there was something I want to Nick out and I listened to myself on us uh day after the weekend, and it was rough you forget you like,
well yeah, I should be doing this all the time. It's so valuable is very well, so incredibly valuable visually is even better. I know you can watch a video of yourself. Then you go. Oh, my god. I look so gross so what I gotta I gotta dress better. I have made my posture socks. Why do I ever move my right arm why he got my like a real. This thing, I'm doing my hand in my pocket get out of your pocket yeah. The at the Irvine Improv that guy he did every set and just hand them to emulate. Icehouse. Does that too? I was like. Oh thanks yeah, have you performed at the recent Irvine Improv, the new one, yeah nice, nice, really nice big ass, please like a theater, yeah, Calla did his comedy special there special? There was like that's a good call. It is a good places that place is hot yeah, it looks great. The backstage would even create that was good spot. That town like Irvine, is a town where there's so many fucking.
And people jammed into that area. It's shocking! Isn't it. It is one of the most populated areas in southern California. Where did you guys come from like me, and my wife are talking about the other day that there's such a big difference between driving up like we're, like thousand oaks, is and driving down Orange County yeah, like thousand oaks things lighten up considerable. That's right! You know it's like fucking horses and shit up there, but if you get down to like Laguna yeah, good luck, good luck getting there in time! It's intense! Do you ever do gigs in San Diego yeah that drive you might as well just driving in the fucking Ocean, see if your car can make it safer car gauges drive on the edge of the water? I take the train a lot. You ever do that. No I've never done that but I was thinking now wonder if you could drive in the ocean
arrest you? What do they do if you're, actually in the ocean and you're driving your car? They let you go what kind of car? Well, if you have one of those cards to snorkel and said I'm thinking, if you got like one hundred am Toyota land cruisers, they put a snorkel autumn, they drive through the river and the Fucking Amazon like you would think they would let you go that parks? Might get you do they? Let you do that like? How does that work like that postcard came fuck face you can't just drive in the ocean problem yeah. I thought about the same thing in a similar vein: can you just go on horseback down? Ventura could get a horse and go to the bank. That way, that's very, very good point. Could you just tie your horse up to the by cracking, walk inside into cash a check. Well, it's always weird. If you go to Burbank and you see people riding their horses around Burbank, yeah Burbank, isn't a question. Neighborhood yeah! My daughter was taken lessons over there for a little bit with okay here this guy Perth Australia, well, that guy just drove right in
I'm just driving in that's just stupid. You can't do that. Is this guy tried, Watchmen watch men drive car to the ocean of the ocean from the cops. I think, trying to get out. Ok, well, that's different, and so now he's driving off and the cops try to get him. So they drove right into the ocean. This guys an idiot see the car. Doesn't it doesn't function once the hood is underwater, the dip shit for him, that's what the snorkels for for it. But the thing with the cops behind him, like he's, going to help out of the car and just swim, yeah he's out now. But the thing is: if you have a car with a snorkel and he doesn't have a car with a snorkel, you can drive pretty far and they can't get you like. You could stay out, but he could just have next to you on the beach and go eventually got to come to the land. Look at this crazy clusterfuck of cops and the car is this in Australia or something course. How do
did you say it? I think it said purse at the beginning: yeah! Ok, that's it because otherwise, I'm like there's no way, I just guessed, but why not just get a horse run your errands that will have an ego. I love to see the flyer around. I just sorry, just developed an eight like look grab onto his talents. Have you ever seen a pit bull? That's like a hundred ninety pounds, yeah they're not supposed to be that big. Alright, so we made that right, a bread, those pit bulls until it became this ridiculous thing, like the average size for pitbull like those fighting dogs, they, like thirty five pounds like a big ones like fifty really yeah they're, not big so these monsters are like chickens with giant breasts, sort of which also comes from selective breeding. Apparently I thought the chickens with giant breasts were steroids, but this chicken farmer explained to me is no, because you know how much how expensive would be. Is it pumped with such? We have this idea: oh they're, putting all the hormones and not really now
No, no, they I mean they. They will. They would if they had a fix on saying pricey, but most of it is yeah most of it. Is they genetically engineer of the selectively breed them, so they get they selectively breed them to the point where they can barely even walk port things that can't can't stay on their legs, so how this guys explained it to me. It's mostly just selective breeding interesting. Why can they do that with an eagle, get a big ass, Eagle Bay, gas Fucking Eagle. If you can teach an eagle to hunt for wolves for you, have you ever seen them do that and now the Mongolians? Oh really they. Let Eagle loose in the eagle will fucking fly down and Jackal Wolf, Wolf, a wolf! Those are big they're, not big enough gangster eagles? Are I'm reading that book the hawk? What's that girl just loved. It's autobiography, basically just a writer out of Oxford and she
is learning how to train ago shock and falcons and all that kind of stuff in the hoods and very intricate about that whole practice. It's pretty intense! that's very in time, yeah getting it to trust you and there in its hood. You have to be with it all the time All the time like in the beginning, like for days just sitting with on your own. You can't go on vacations new yeah. You can't just take among going to hang out with yeah little hood. Why could and someone engineer, an eagle. That was your body that flies around I get. How does he fly around the back? Do this wolf jacking is a wolf jacking in Eagle, and then the eagle comes down jacks, the wolf, oh shit. So they're, both jackets to this insane. So the wolf was kicking the Eagles ass at his home. He came
in the back to see you shouldn't worry about the Monkees, because these guys are doing this now see. I thing is man, but these eagles are so god damn tough and their claws are so terrifying date essentially have knives yeah they're grown other feet: they're fucking, dinosaurs man. This is a dinosaur that made it right and it makes We wonder what dinosaurs actually looked like, like. We always assume yeah that all dinosaurs were covered with scales like a crocodile and sure a lot of a more look at this see they're duking it out. The eagle lands on I'm starts. Jacking on few and he's got he's got him by the neck. Oh, my god, insane he's kill Email is just he just got full mount on the Wolf and he's clawing him to death. He just limited a distance yeah and the Eagles fucked he's got his neck. This is insane It's insane that they can do this. That is nuts. That's a big ass eagle, that's a golden eagle and that's a small wolf by the way
those are not as big as it looks like a mad dog. This is crazy, a man who now it's the feeding them is giving a row a reward is given to me now. Yeah I was holding the glove with me of the carcass get some back on his arm. Yeah in the hood goes on yeah, while she's. What a wonderful but terrify animal, it's a cool hobby! You know it's not like bread making bread, but what is a starter? The they showed these. They have these ancient hominid bones they found and they were trying to figure out. Why the had these claw marks on and they were trying to figure out what animal had done it and then they recognize very similar patterns of scrapes to what they find on small primates that are near Harpy eagles, and they realize that early humans were most likely eaten by eagles, really a bigger. Like a pterodactyl size, Eagle gang of different kinds of birds,
large, predatory birds. In fact North America, like I believe before, like I don't wanna say how long ago, but I don't think it was too long ago, like not even a million year they had a thing called a terror. Bird Tera bird was like a giant seven foot tall, predatory bird, that didn't fly. It was like a standing burger giant beak like a huge, predatory, Karl Malone, sized Bird, that's crazy! How about that? Let's make that movie about magic, Johnson, sized bird with a giant fucking hatchet for a face and not even flying. I don't have to yeah, you should see that they do a superimposed image The size of a normal human, like of a six foot tall, human next to a terror bird like what they looked like love. Tb, that's agenda,
name. That is a terrible idea, and this is North America. This is right here, she's yeah, so there's a mean. The entire fossil record, even just of mammals, yeah he's come, is not complete. There's they're, always finding new things, because, in order to create a fossel, writes very difficultly keys, something has to happen if you caught the mud slide right, see the damage to to find a terror picture, and let's do this thing? Look at that fucking thing as a soldier that gets eat the one on the left that looks like where the wild things are yeah it. Doesn't it yeah that's, not even look like it's a real thing. Look at the size of that fucking thing: it's eggs must be huge. Oh my god, like ahead yeah big, bigger, look at the size of that fucker it wasn't there a movie. Or people riding those? Maybe? But it's interesting that one of 'em has fairly large wings the one on the right, but the one on the left has like these nubs yeah.
These are all different terror birds, oh fucking, crying. Oh, my God that thing the one in the forefront the one with the evil red looking beak and the one. In the background like that, one is like almost flamingo ostridge monster. Could you imagine if you were just walk came along and you saw someone popple trees looking at you're funny. It's that size and you go. Oh, my god. It's over! It's over my cats been on a bird killing spree good for her or him brings in a couple of week. Really it's really out of hand. Well, you get better be care. If you let your cat out, because you can't get jack by coyotes now it's his it's his life. Well, that's brutal clause or no cost. So I was yeah. It's got claws can't just just he's a you. Is he always been an outdoor cat. Yeah is come inside at all, yeah comes in.
Is this in your apples? Now they do. If you don't get him fixed, quick enough have an indoor cat, yeah, indoor and outdoor my mind of both indoor raise. I live in a place for a lot of coyotes. Are I guess my one of my chickens get Jack by Coyote, really can't watch it happen, really sick. I would hop the fence my chickens mouth, who yeah with a separate chickens, get broody yeah I mean. Is they they? They get confused since they're, not getting by roosters right. Sometimes they think that they have an egg that they have to hatch that they have to. You know uhhuh. What's it called? What's it called, then there Trinidad to sit on it yeah? Who is something a gate? What's the word yesterday now that's on the lay on top of it's a
I would like when you take an egg and you put it in one of those warming things you like, that light, light lamp people who will listen to this screaming. You fucking put your member. Thank you. Babe Eubank you Bae, I knew it was a bait yeah avoid the band. Incubus is like simile, but anyway it was. It was thinking it was. It was thing down at it, so we have to take them out and she had to get outside of regular chicken coop, it's just large coupe and you have to turn one where she has to sit on a beam, it's very on for the amount of time that broody that's how much time to put him in there. Otherwise they could be broody for like a month, they'll pull there feathers out cause some health issues. They pluck all the feathers on their chest to feather their
just for an egg. That's not going to hatch, they get a little wacky yeah. Well, the brains are fucking thumbnail right, so this coyote just figured out a way to get into that little cage in this check jack. The chicken over the fence. With it yeah I mean it's definitely a risk in a couple neighbors one. Neighbor lost the cat. You know like ten years ago too. It's not it's like the beginning of Coyote, This is not a lot going on, but enough where, if the cats not smart, but it could happen that is so happy and that's just the way lives and it's like you, know, yeah You know where everyone would be sad, but his life yeah, it's probably the worst way to go either yeah quick, rather than giving diabetes and cancer diabetes yeah. I had a diabetic cat. What do you have to give insulin, yeah whoa everyday twice, as probably pissed
you didn't? We had no idea why you shoot me this fucking needle bitch. I want pets pulling a pill on like a sticking it up fire in its throat. That's how you do it. That's one of the things that an the insulin answer me all the time now he pretty is probably extended his life for another for years, and then it just all ended up, failing but you know it was like I you know, my wife's cat? I would dividends it probably would not have for the wrong shots for that long hatchet, which was the method. Open the door and make coyote now it was? It was an ice cap, but yeah I never knew there was. This thing is a diabetic cat and yeah.
His life for awhile and then uh, you know other things start to fail. You try feed him a vegan diet now supposed to cure diabetes. Oh yeah, no making things up, but people do have their cats and they feed him. Vegan food really cats die young. Sad so irony in their attempt to not be cruel to animals that cruel to their animals are very defeated. Fucking plums, I just saw this thirty year old dog yesterday on the internet. Have you ever heard of? Oh that's crazy! What kind of dirty! So it's an australian! They can't prove how old it really is, but there's some video of it. I mean it looks like it's fucking, thirty and uh. Thirty in it. So it was six years old, wow, that's crazy! Thirty
The owners must be like alright dude see here, there's no proof as long as there's no proof and we're reading about this. We have no fucking idea. How old that dog is a bullshit story. That's the problem! God damn stories is all you have to do. Is you get paid per ad clicks yeah, exactly just put a picture up and that's it so see like that. The men who admit to raping a girl, seventeen won't be jailed. That's that's a lie, too, must read, and this guys got his abs out there taking a photo. What you trying to do. Anybody associated with it and then someone will get paid Tom Papa read time here. Please pick up so quick and hours, three hours of fun. My friend, it's crazy was great, though every please coverage. I talk. Thank you. I you know what I been here once before, and I've been itching to get back at such a good hang. Things is better than the first one yeah. I really do. I do we let this time starters I learned about, but ye stand and muscle tissue. Now you give me a get me,
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