Greg Fitzsimmons is a writer and stand-up comedian. He also hosts his own podcast "FitzDog Radio" available on iTunes.
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Aren't we more mathematical than women
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men are much more mathematical to women, but I'm not mathematical. Even slightly so am I a woman,
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I wish I was a man they made right now. Women get it made her so well because
You know, there's this sort of like postmodern feminism, coming back, where you know with the sweet, the lean in another
why can a women really they really
are going to start getting. I think they're still make it like eighty cents on the dollar do know. That's all bullshit. I've heard you say that before I wanted to correct to out it's not true: it's not Sancho! Now you know what that means.
When they say women make eighty cents a door. It means
overall women may
eighty cents compared to the dollar that men make, but rather for the same jobs right when women and men are make making the same. When the doing the same job that that the problem that statistic
is. It leads you to believe that a man and woman are working alongside each other Brian, the exact same amount of work, the same hours, but the woman makes less south case in the same way as a lot of executives. It's been did that have been found out to be, but I know a couple that we'd better executives. They were doing the same job, leading the sales team in making less money, perhaps perhaps a few exceptions, but for the most,
part when talk about overall jobs, I gets its preach, statistically proven
right at like lawyers, doctors like whatever the fuck the job is when their work in side by side is very little disparity, beer very little podcast thing
women take time off for work time off
Work for maternity leave course gray their babies, but
though they tend to work, long hours meant,
to be more ambitious, more driven, work, more hours and they get paid more because of the MIA. That's what it is.
Why those weird ones where you're everybody says it. Even fuckin Obama said, though, the wage gap, the income gap, like what what what you mean like the wise saying that they act as you're you're talking about
about as if there's some sort of discrimination when in fact
There is a natural tendency that a lot of women have to choose different jobs like stars like nursing, like overwhelmingly with predominantly
say. If you take the total amount women make versus the total amount manmade. That's where the aided sensibly
But it's the job choices, you're, saying exactly job choices. Men are much more likely to die on the job.
Many men are much more likely to take high, paying high risk jobs like mining things on those lines here? So that's what that is.
What does weird ones where you repeated a lot of people? Repeat it and they think it's right there,
the men and women working alongside each other, making the same amount of money via the other thing about executives. Is
and this is something that no one wants to say because it sounds access, but it might be that the men are earning more money. I get my not just be that their me.
He more money might be their actual performance on executive is better. Isn't it
tar entirely possible, it is possible, but I can also see like if I hired a man, a woman. I would
hey the woman less just because
you know manner, did you.
Better looking
them around more women are gross. How dare you,
periods who, like literary fury, why would I pay somebody who's bleeding on the job, as
It is a man of users,
I'm glad I never have I ever workforce
everybody again, but he got one guy get it. You got a few people work and for her yeah, but their guys call guys sexy
I've got your good looking guy
James Naballo can do you play sports. Would you play that high school by basque offer for years?
he asked me for three here you gotta lotta pussy. I bet
Really when you lost your virginity, seventeen
slow slowly uptake there something choose wisely, how old, real sixty the eighteen, like all
Sixteen, maybe older woman. I bet now
I got molested by a girl when I was thirteen and she was twenty.
One yeah, but nothing really happened. It was one those weird ones, lectures grandma,
Dare clouds are confused? I made out whether about our or how are you doing here.
No shit, so confused idea had puberty. Yet I mean I guess I asked
thirteen Wendy Puberty added headed, so I was eating after me. I wasn't beating off at the time I actually had sex before
off. No share that that's an accomplishment. Well, I was just I didn't
once I've figured out beating off the Oslo. Oh I'm a slave yeah. I got a slave to getting rid of this com, be up
oh now, and then I realized like once I beat off. I was like. Why can do this myself and then I'm I'm not so
fuckin, needy and weird. I remember the first time as Dana's girl, the first time I beat off and then like anyone collar here, I got her like to know
being he attic. I realized like. Oh, I wasn't so much that I was attracted to her. Was another? Wasn't a tractor? Wasn't
That I enjoyed being around her. I want to have sex with her and then once
sex is taken out once a point get where the load I was like. I don't really want to be around her. This is just some biological trick,
like my body tricking me into want to be nearer and hang around whether here we're because
Teenage boys and girls have solid little and calm and after all,
you care about. Is sports laughing now try to get fucked up?
Will you really do that, but like we did and then and girls at that age or just extremely social beings there very much about there?
Social circle
Damn you know it's there.
Publishing whose in the group issues like I'm just Toby by my daughter, is like this and I think that
they're? Much more like in line with what
schools telling you to do. You know they tend to do better in school, because there a little bit more linear and nay they there.
Self motivated more than boys. Weird, we just ridges distracted too much
think what boys also have a serious problem of authority to tee.
I'm telling you what to do you automatically don't want to do it.
This is a natural inclination, and people right once was down. Get scared legal doubt can blow at my face as legal problem that totally
I got a hold of second hand. I the green room,
The communist era, the other night huh
we share that was like there was a cigar going
joint going runway doesn't play people.
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joint, pull out, one of those very panzas, big gigantic robot dick plants. Here, like Jesus Raw
that way. It is illegal aliens we lord
she's got a cigar dawn. He brought it brings its own tequila Keziah Zone to kill accompanying Nellie. Does it as he does so.
Its number one, two kilos tequila, so he brings- is bought
to kill it's really good killer and then
brings cups back their handed
shots is, brings cups back their handed out shots of his tequila runway.
Goddamn walk part he's a walking part. I drove a home the other night because he doesn't drink. You drive
and if you wish I admire, because the vague he goes.
You wanna just dry driving home in my truck and then taken over back in any of your car and drive home like yeah, does not have any.
I got you want a ride home it s like a cigarette Ali by Ali. My truck here as well
so he gets in my prayers, which immediately he gives me she had for the entire way you can barely fit in it and I and weak we get.
We have gone down sunset area go down this way, some driver also we hit
Beverly Glenn and, unlike where's your
ass. He goes. Where are we gonna fuckin like air sounded and so
like now go back. We go back all the way to the comedy, store and start from
I start from scratch, take a right down there and then I'm going down fuckin can in or somethin uneasily.
I you went too far like how the
I know I was going too far with far what was the spot. I can't I can't make a lapse of those years. Make a left, I'm late. My wife is gonna, be why don't ask me over ten thirty, I'm like look, I'm not going to fuck into the middle of Beverly Hills where you get ticketed for fuck
in in your nose, I'm not
They can be legal areas like I'll make the left a member gonna Fuckin left. So I go faster
double back and then I get.
Yet to his place and his places of
hotel, yeah
did you talk about design? You show yeah. What I went online is personal, allow he deftly areas said the name of the hotel, but he he had water problem and phase out about that right. He D spent, like I think,
more than two years building this house. He tell me five years:
yeah he's a lot it and then they have to get the plans approved and then the building yeah. So it was a total process of about five years. Right
so I did, but I think it was to solid years than building this house right. So he goes out of town and a water Fawcett broke and the whole house from the top floor.
Flooded all the way down to the bottom, so the walls have fuckin fungus and mould in them, and it's a complete area
Have you ever had that happened? Neighbours have oil fungus, Remould issue year. We did
and it wasn't lethal. We got to test. It was a mould and my wife very sensitive to its ass. She was getting all kinds of like allergies from it and they came in, and testing is fuckin expensive
was just you know it's just a leaky pipe under the house and you notes of in Venice. So it's it's kind of moisture
there, and they just be an early date shaved it out that there were no big deal
What, if it's the wrong kind of mauled, I mean it can cause fuckin like your brain
and go crazy. Remember that time, like this guy member Tom, we ass, we work very nice guy, great Guy Tom.
I guess charge your dad says: he's crazy was a whip Mount Wednesday that there is no denying that I had one open, Anthony headway:
about Wednesday right. I Tom had
Flash Friday and where a thriving Ghana highway the road- and you show your tipsy two eyes and they call in and then you know
been Anthony got mad because they thought TAT Tom like stole the idea, am Michaelis. Boys insists tat the more tits come out about it. Don't stop!
encouraging people's epic, what are you doing? Every rainwater? The country should have a day where women shared it adds a mean. It should be just a part of what people do. I was due
Living you know, bubble lifespan, draw down in their tap that dude his fucking out there as we know, because his work,
had sex with all co gonna lose a videotape over going around which he basically got a web.
It's a website to get shut down because her fucking phone,
did because of that law suit, yeah from Baba
Was it wait? Who did the lawsuit bubble hall cooked it halted? So I go down above his place.
It's so weird because Tampa is a fuckin eerie, mystical place anyway.
And so they put me up to get a radio and were gone
when down these like back roads through swamps and shit, and we pass a girl scout the camp and I'm an all sudden bears this
long driveway, it's like a picture occupation
like the arm and brothers must be making a new item at the end of this route is fuckin rat did Shaq and you go back to
any go in and though I guards is Baba's place
and there's a a midget on a couch in the waiting room. Any pissed he had passed. The couch
got drunk on the show so drunk pity that he p
this outcome. Studious they put a man on the oh, my god, and he was angry. Like use angry at me, and I like dude, I died. I have no idea, you situation, I just god damn next, and so I walk in and every
these drinkin past blue ribbons, like seven o clock in the morning every
Pabst have stood ribbons and aid. They give me this joint to smoke with which I didn't expect it to be
strong it I was, I was wrong
leaped out of my mind, so I go
into the studio and Burma has it?
twelve gauge israeli hand gun, which is,
fuckin monster, but at
shot, gun hand gun some like that
positive shoes to twelve gauge shot gun. He said it was twelve gauge. Maybe I got it wrong, but its huge.
Oh gets huge, Paul's it out and he's like. I found you started googling,
how did you say, hey SIRI in now, it's doing an arm,
to put it out, is acknowledged its cool like well, then, why did your entire staff just fuckin run out of the studio and I'm the only one in here and I'm stoned and seven o clock in the morning?
he's wave and it around, and then he starts taken COS
laws because he sent he sends his van out? They called the hand job the hand, job Van and they put up to office buildings,
and they entice guys to get in the van with his hooker, who gives them
and jobs live on the radio.
Are they go to work and
that goes on, and then a car comes from a guy who's.
Rob a bank in Michigan. I guess the show syndicates to Michigan and so he's
talking this guy out of robbing a bank the guy was from for real. Oh, my god, and
and so in this all goes on. I mean this went on for like two and a half hours and then all of a sudden edges and did I walked out. I felt like I felt like what
and in training day Ethan HAWK. You know after he'd, just
trapped in been led through this God, let of and I go back ever
time I it I didn't wants whose fun here is good dude.
I they did, though. The morning radio thing that can deck and fucking get you here, I was just thinking one was that guy.
I, who was an athlete that shot his driver
permanent stories, radio guy now he was a professional athletes.
He pulled out a gun. Jason Williams is that it is those name, but he had
like a limo driver and apparently he pulled out a gun he's like playing with a gun.
And accidentally shot and killed his limo driver, whose, like whoa, what the FUCK Jason Williams he's a basket like pop fiction, I mean
A kind of stuff happens, a massive you got shot by buffaloes bunch, that's how it ends. That's how you go
the next stage of life you got accidentally shot by Bubba here Dude is Williams. I was a coward for covering up shooting of the limo driver. I mean. Is he free new and twenty six months in prison?
starting in twenty ten, so yeah, maybe down alcoholism,
Here's the thing:
grab. He shouted with the twelve gauge shotgun fuck, but here's the thing say: you kill a guy by accident with a gun.
You then have a choice to cover it up or come
in, say I did this holy shit now existential II.
Is it so wrong to cover it up? I mean you're gonna feel bad for the rest of your life.
I really need to be punished saga chain
I was family feels about it.
You say somebody I shot him, that's a deep argument. A deep argument about ethics is you're gonna, you know, you're gonna have Fayza hail storm of hit of hate right. No one's gonna believe you have, you say, was an accident. People are gonna, absolutely assume the murdered on pursuing that yeah
but on the other hand, you did fucking kill a guy. I what? If here's, a more innocuous situation, you driving down an alley late at night and homeless, person walks out in front of your car and you hit him and he dies.
You can either just drive away wash your car and no than a homeless guy
is no more or you can go gift.
Police and say I was speeding and I killed a man like that Johnny Cash song. Isn't it fascinating
that when you say that story, when you give that scenario, that a homeless,
person in some way or another, makes it like less fucked up. I just in terms of law
the family blaming you for lay nobody's gonna blame me for this, but but even even so, like it
not as bad as scenario as hitting a nice person cut the shit together.
Well, it's like a few kill somebody and you get sued by the family depending on it. Like a view
If you kill a child and you get sued their knock you, you don't have to pay a lot of money, but if you kill a guy
whose supporting his family. They they'll take everything you got so that life
in the eyes of the law is worth more
Strange is it that we put. I
monetary value on actual life itself, while its
to such a strange, strange concept now
see that guy accidently hit the most was car now holy shit
Jamie pull area, I tweeted it
Skies driving down the road like somewhere,
near where they kicked you out that club that one
It may be driving in the anvil, you're nuts, with striving woman s because of moose making you out Gregg long ago. It was supposed to be a clean gig. He gets out there, you start where they take to get them out. They had its bags pact,
I totally gets aid to spend the night at the hotel Amity, do the gig and they fuckin file,
that really is.
Yeah fuck it
crazy.
What are you guys lower down all the other people it slowed down, every move around people had seen the moose and they were kind of
second it out, but look this guy fuckin hits it full.
And sent anything fly.
Was like an olympic tumble.
He got a wonder like isn't: moose dead now come surprise. The car was in trash. More do think that most is dead, got up and walked away Jesus, so you that that is insane some flew off when he lost her for
far greater, giving it an animal, no, no, not like dad of hit squirrels and rabbits
Herein over a raccoon was a big rack. Oh Jesus would be made a big something noise under the car after I was grossed out for hours.
Is look at that nothing goes flyin.
That's a huge animal here, their dangerous
In that sense, now I think most or dangerous in the wild. They can be there one of them.
You, dear species go after there
Probably the only one,
I mean maybe and Elk would go after you, maybe, but it's it's pretty rare gift. A fuck up get an out to attack you there
but if you're too close to a Mamma, moose and she's gotta babies near so fuck you up here, there was this kid
that guy killed. I want to say it was on campus somewhere in Alaska, and apparently someone had been throwing snowballs at the moose and they had agitate
the moose and this guy,
just walked in wrong plays wrong time and the moves to start stop in the shit out of oh, it's really hard to watch this guy to skip, stopped and starved and stop by this.
Huge animal armies and she's rearing up trying to kill him and keeps stopping on appears horrific. He just bang, Bang Bang just getting pommelled by
I mean this thing is a thousand pounds and it was because their theory
snowballs item, because somebody else apparently had been agitating. The move for this guy got there, don't fuck with wildlife mad that kind, not gap. That's a bad wonderful awkward
you know you gotta think in their environment their fight not bears warms and shit is consular kickin at thanks. Yeah here have you ever been
not attack where we had an animal like had you lined up in the crosshairs when your hunting or anything
not that I know of a bear,
like come out about a bare I've had a bare like encounters of bears its reared. They see them
also tonnages runaway yeah. I got. I saw a grizzly bear once there was a weird one, because they they have a different way of looking at you, as opposed to like a regular bear. Does like a brown bear is more grass of bare in terms of like it's more of a hunter or is black bears the decline
of hunters but they're more think they tend to eat more berries and things along those lines, but those big Ass brown bears. They have to be like really aggressive because they're so big.
Feed a thousand pounds body or whatever the fuck today me oh yeah, what he bears
a lot of crazy shit man, an elite legged beached whale they'll catch
bout on a beach whale, either fuckin thing for shared rotten and disgusting. That's one of the best places that people find them. If you want to go
bear citing you wanna go looking for, bears and spot those big cardiac bears they go to places where bears would finally get dead whale?
as idea that almost a guard lover here,
gets rancid and disgusting there's still chew it up, but they did. They just have to eat a lie.
When you were, you usually kill something for the winter to eat. Right usually now,
ways everything I got where nuclear and tried to it. I got one
already animal on your,
how you doing can set the when you were carrying when
when you show me a picture of you fucking carrying an animal on your back, then you had killed. Think there was a different one here. You can't carried out on your way to pig
and stock is like a thousand pounds. So you
cut it out in the wild yeah putting coolers didn't. I did
at the ranch and they have a boy
you guys that work at the ranch that just drag into a pickup truck, and then you take it too. Like this call,
storage area and the cold storage area that break it down
But what you? What you do, is you just cut the quarters off? He cut the legs off and break it down. Just like a butcher shop does halfway.
Very yeah? We its view.
Weird see man because it becomes me, I get starts off an animal and then it becomes me.
Opposed to just seeing me once its wanted down and its start breaking down its
sober, sober reminder of what meet actually as near one day. They gonna have that lab too.
A test to meet that their work. Now you know that stuff again, one day
now that that's gonna be like fully fully available and there's gonna be no more
The last night I was taught by the air the chef at the Laugh factory Betty Comedy store. You know that the cut back their gotta, just fuckin smile
all the time. If you want some good energy managed scope, but go back their talk that guy for a little while- and I like so, would you would you for Christmas? Would you make any goes addicted? Turkey? I cut it out. I put it in
and there was a little bit of oil I flag in job it up.
But our sandwiches. With some reticence, I give it my gear up, like you blend, fuck him
Marguerite. I am, and I got what else you put in the blood
It is just a little bit oil. Maybe it's good!
sounds like a good chicken, salad type, the insults, good and Eugene. That would keep after that.
We have so much goddamn turkey mean our Frederick Turkey and am meat, because we did a couple, a different dinners, doo doo thee.
Deprived turkey. Now that's the way to get away to go. You have a friar yeah. You get out
like you, could buy them or you stick to. Turkey
like like, like these prongs, stick into it, and then you just sort of lower it into this. This vat filet twenty minutes right. It's like theirs!
certain time per pound of bird rather big bird is but it's so good. Dude, Keziah,
cook it in penal oil and its eschew c and delicious crispy on the outside. My all time, favorite way to get a turkey via, but Man Turkey's that's all that factory farms shit is
As I get older freaking me out more and more, I freaked me I like by
chickens and store freaks me out because of the way you know, they retreated a hundred percent yeah chickens for the that's the big one. The freaks me out, because there's somethin like chickens in pay
cause you're, something that we do with chickens. Where you would you can't really do the cow? We stack them on top of each other.
Just some wash em all into these places where they can't fucking move that is stuck there in and then they they were
till they get to a certain size and they kill him and so forth. What could put buzz the media there like it's like
human or not human, a living organism. That's that's a battery,
like a pillar as are doing a deep hopping them full of chemicals that make them give fatter is true.
I know I know they definitely have use chemicals on the birds, I'm sure, but I don't know if they use them on them all the time. I think the thing it's gone out. Those birds
genetic selection here, where they ve,
genetically made certain birds breed with certain birds. They ve established as Jean DE
the sub genetic selection, where they're just like super fuckin, plump and like ridiculously big breasts, and then they big,
Those to do that in a very short period of time, and then they kill him and they can't walk because their chests or so big
fall over forward there. The words like what they did with bulldogs, like how the fuck did they make a bulldog out of a wolf, had it
why they did it. I can't fucking, breathe Pugs
then you will be aware so sad that was a wolf
Well, they made the face smaller because they wanted to be cuter acute q, dogs. Having a fucking
Asthma attack is entire life. To house ranges, you have it the chickens,
I think the only criterion for the chicken pen is that the chicken has to be
to turn around in it. That's it that's how big it has to be that so,
raising and are getting shit on by all the chickens above it their whole life cheeses rights.
I know that really works. How many they stand.
On top of each other, twelve for real.
I don't know, but a lot so hundreds
The Portuguese is a hundred floors and chicken.
Noise around! That is placed yes, but that's like
taking an organism and using it as cells in a battery. Really is that you're taking like these
chickens and you're you're, literally compartmentalizing, into a specific size like a cell and them
no country of the cell is this chicken and have got her,
grids and hundreds of em stacked into this place near there. Lay these
living organisms that you ve got locked into. These clearly
define spaces and your extracting energy from those chickens. You're taking Europe's Extra
food from them. They just protein, their protein bars, yeah means is fuckin
tsar. It's a bizarre practice. Wow
even when they're not in cages, they have them so small.
Together they can you fuckin, move you it's not funny
they're not having a good time it, but
it's not the only way to raise chickens. That's the problem either schedules
out in the past, while back really really interesting guy and he runs with things farms called Polly Face Polly face for
but he's into he's got these things that he does with these chickens were he puts them these giant like chicken houses?
on wheels and illegal roll them into an area, and then he just let the bat
and they run around the end of the day. They go right back in because that's what they do, they go into their nest,
again in your role, em down a held to another place and any as he's pigs who takes pigs and it puts a fence around the pigs move offence and the pigs stay inside that France and eat whatever the fuck they want and then the next day
move the fence and they keep doing it. So he's got these animals like that. Those chickens like fuckin.
Against the very I've they don't freak out.
When it comes near him, and this guy is like the of the poor
I'm example of what you would think of his own
intelligent and intelligent take on ethical farming practices, because that
don't think when Purdue and a lot of these houses by from you, you have to use their cages
feed and there it's a franchise I'd Mcdonald's like when you re.
When you raise livestock for a lot
these you know agro these. Will we call it a big agro? It stated
specific. They wanted down a certain way and if you don't, they don't buy from you a very hard to be independent, like that, so
This interesting so like of Europe, a poultry grower
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Oh, it's all down with a lotta leverage and you have to do things exactly the way they want you to. I think I think of us was it food aid or something that did it doc
memory about it. I was watching the sum document are today:
that was on Digg fell.
Then it was about this. Guy was like this superpower.
Ass, sushi chef in Japan
the best sushi chef in Tokyo. Right now, I guess, there's an end
It's really interesting, like watching this guy acquire the fashion
how I talked about who we ages the fish. I gotta know
did. You know they were not ass tuna they'll, often age em for five days
shhh an end and the age em a lot of times at the fish market before he takes it or he takes it back in old age, another five days more, so they might. You know they might keep shit for two weeks before you eat it, to make it more ten,
he's doing that with tuna. Here I was watching this and I was like, while this
soon Jamie now talking about a warlike, how
What are they going to do when they kill all the fish like? How long does it take to grow a fucking tuna that big sky has his tune? It right and there's sawing it with a giant
Ah Bunyan saw em, it's a fucking huge. The videos are really cool and the people
who were made a video like obvious, like serious, sushi, torques cyrillic super apt up to be getting some sushi from this did, but I could think of as like how many fish
they're, like how many days can we do like every day there? Yes, soccer them out of the are the ocean every day, every day,
and there used to be areas where they they restricted, how much fishing went on, and now it's like it's a free for all well under Donald Trump. We're gonna fix all this. Thank God. I've I've been pull the trumps
old kid just the concept of tromp. I've always been really into like when I remember studying the constitution as a kid in thinking this is fucking bullshit
we need a guy. Who's gets a balls whose you to come.
And get around all this fuckin liberal, bull, shit, you're kidding, I think of it
park lives as a
I think it's over I mean.
Hasn't even taken office yet and he's already alienated China. He thinks he's frenzy
The best part is, he thinks he's friends with Russia. That's like that's like
hang out with the school Bali and think in your safe. Until it one day
say something the bully doesn't like any fucking cracks in the face, and he realized.
Just a broken child. How much
You no way more about this than I do have spent the majority.
My dog life, ignoring almost everything about how the system works, you win, but how much power does you really have a president?
power does really have in terms of decisions to be made for things like like
sort of a military action.
What you ve already seen as, but by taking a Falco
from Taiwan as simple ACT that he didn't think twice about that opened up
The floodgates to China saying that we are recognising. Taiwan is an independent state which has been there's been a one, a one.
A policy going back to Nixon which basically ensured that it puts it clamp down on the cold war, and it said we're not gonna keep we're not gonna, keep building up against it,
Other and part of that is we're. Gonna live
I certain doctrines like the ones
a policy and when he takes a call from tie
on something as simple as that. All sunshine is talking about a nuclear, build up its that simple, it's not,
out what laws he enacts. It's about him. As a spokesman for our country,
and what message is he sends out? I mean it's like Obama,
with Israel. I don't know why, but in his
I've dour. He is soured relations with Israel to the point where you know
he even
he's a lame duck. President on his way out, it's it's it's. There was a destruct
If thing he did, I dont decide enough. I disagree with it. What did he do well
the: U and had a resolution. I was saying that D. Israel has new developments in the boy in the West Bank and which are
legal according to you in
previous Eu Un resolutions and so
I don't know what they're calling it, but it's illegal. What they ve done,
and and the U S signed they signed on to it. So they say
set up these settlements in Palestine?
territories out, it has all the disputed palestinian territory and they just decided start building there. They ve been doing
been building there for years, and I put it there
like six hundred homes, but it, but their planning are putting up five thousand.
And in an area that you know pieces to do this, they did
There is no peace over there, but what's keeping it from being an all out war? Is that area that is, that is supposed to be kept neutral for now Org
And another building on the way,
Some want to build as other running out a land. They can't build other places.
No they'd, they don't recognize,
eyes the Palestinians
the NATO they see that that's all their land still, and so they d
won't stop, they will continue. Building and pushing out. I mean a tie.
Is turned on Israel from what I can tell
Don't follow Israel very closely at all, except for when I hear people
telling about it at parties that I met because I've
and that are like a hard core Zionists and I've friends. It are hard core,
scientists and their totally
rational people, and they can joke around about talking about fuck. You
mother and boola, but as soon as Israel comes up, shit get real and they talk about. You know
I think the tide is turn there's a lot more people that are seeing Israel as a terrorist state. Woe, while
They're. Very aggressive Netanyahu is just a fuckin he's a ball. What's the right result,
Ocean. What's the right resolution, because what how much is
in dispute like how much territory I dont know disuse
small place? Doesn't it seems a very small? Isn't Israel like the size of Connecticut or some shit like that, like how big is? I don't think it's very big, but it's where its located. So, let's find out how big is Israel.
Just a hotly charged sub
Yet the air is it's one of the most charge subjects and all
did you talk to holocaust survivors? Basically an you talking about people that are right now,
so each other with opposing ideologies- and
various reasons for being right,
or villain, and I ran IRAN.
Looking at Israel erected that I sit arise that IRAN think it's IRAN idea, I was saying
they don't have a right to exist and that they are gonna, throw a new
their babo there. Did you see that the words
from Pakistan. Who was a jamie that got duped by a fake news story? Teller masonic, footnote, not Deca body
oh yeah. I did see that in the gun he got duped by fake news.
Dory and, in our said, some inflammatory shit about causing a war. I also, as I won't you guys got, get are up in arms about a fake story here. What the fuck is going on. How would you think was a
first fake news story, because you go back to you now think about what all fake news story was.
Fake news stories have probably been around for a long time, for the Bible was a giant fake news, dare you did their best
did their best to remember the stories good map. I think part of the problem arguing
over the maps. I see I right right. This is one night
Does it say, like I just want to know like I'm so stupid, to know what that is. So why don't you legs? Ask ass girls? I am prepared to its state. I could I
there was a there's, a simple comparison, I don't remember it is it's like
get her son might that are made.
Massachusetts, size, comparison, Map, Israel and USA. Anyway. What we just time, USA, size comparison, Israel and Baked- knows.
Ventures, ok, yeah, so it's basically size in New Jersey and major.
It is building a lotta harm. It looks a little bit
bigger than New Jersey, but I could not bear it fits in Lake mission
you can stick Israel and Lake Michigan what the fuck, how big is Lake Michigan haulage
Good air and then saying I know a guy,
an ocean of water tat. You could surf Lake Michigan.
What's the one this near Chicago Lake Michigan, that's like munchkin,
I stayed a girl and when she was a kid her
you dated her when she was a kid, no dude a story sheet.
Old. Would she was Dario Wench
I was a kid
She was in a storm on Lake Michigan, where
they had to turn into the
the waves like over and over and over again all night, they they would not safe like their
you're being caps the waves on a fucking lake amazing.
And I think we are stepped out of yet who, whose steering the boat but was just racked by the end of the day, like his arms, were fallen off like
he? He barely could use his arms because you like headed, keep turning the boat
all night long, strap everyone down the boat on about a fuckin lake near on a lake, not the ocean
I don't care where you put a boat in new guy. What you got whenever come in here is that lake michigan- oh my god, look at the waves Seifert waves, unlike machine it says: twenty,
ways, that's all crazy. Let's
that wind comes in it's just that.
Men's puddle. Here that used to be a fucking glacier.
Glaciers are in some places, highs two miles high and they became all that stuff. It's nuts man
have a body minor lives in Wisconsin and drift Lous areas like the area where the glaciers didn't hit to really kind of cool causes all,
hills and crazy like a beautiful topography. The rest of place, like a razor, came along just flatten that mother fucker out kissed from the weight of the
they should ask him down on the land to grow devotion just pushing foreign, crushing everything in its path, literally like gods, a razor and that's when the wind whips out, because if nothing stop and that wind I mean- I remembered drive and threw up, I think, was North Dakota. It was North Dakota,
and I was driving from
Iowa or Nebraska into North Dakota do in college.
Gig and a gig was that night and it was like a good for our drive and they told me look. This is a single lane road, the all it's the only way there and its flattish shit and its windy out so be careful. Some in my rent, a car,
and I said, snow snow starts as I'm driving and snow,
just going just vertically across the road and it starts to build up and so
to build up the snow on the road and all suddenly my halfway there and it's fucking.
White out conditions. All I can
he is the light the snow in and
headlights ahead of me and for long term I was looking at that
they look at the line on the road and following that line disappeared, should an I fuckin freak out and so
just pull. What I think is to the side of the road.
Cause. I don't know where I'm DR and right and I wait and also
they see headlights come from behind Me- fuckin Eighteen Wheeler,
Marylin down. Hopefully hope, and he sees me- keep-
ass is me and I immediately get behind him and I rode out mother,
for two hours were to get to the school shaking fuckin shaken.
And I got to the gig and it was like these kids. It was like fucking Jesus Christ.
Shut up in their town. They relied on like this is our only at its aim at all year, and so we did,
we did a shell, and so many people came at the end of the second shell. But have the kid stayed for the second
shows who is definitely one of those years.
A terrier got told that Nigeria rugged. I guarantee you that you're is Don. Gavin stays Todd, parkers of luck and rip in every GEO gotta. My ass, I could think of other second assume they paid me devil.
Larry I can. I couldn't get out of there for two days. Afterwards, we don't is yeah. Oh my god.
So much uncertainty in the winters in Boston. There was like
you weren't certain. If you were going to get home the air like, I think right, I think that's important,
understand, don't live in a place like that. I give you got hit with a big.
January snow Storm and it
while you are at work, if you ve got to work, do you first of all there be warnings every
if we want to cancel school before the first fuckin drop of snow fell. I freaked out about like big blizzards, but if a big one hit- and you find
drop in european attention? You could get stuck where the fuck you are the highways just stopped for days up and take forever.
For then that you all that's no way and if it stays cold and boss
me. Oh stay call for a long time. We never those black pie.
Ills of ice ice at it
gotten road grime in exhaust on it, but it was too called for to melt so just push that shit to decide. It would narrow the fucking high air right
He had a get out there with those there's trucks
thrown assault and ran down, and we now leave me out there before the snowy started. There were laying down salts did. That was why, if you gotta old car, you wanted to get a California car with it
didn't you sought on our roads. I if you got an old car in Boston, the fucking fenders raw rotted out everything right now because of all that saw and constantly re up the ad highways. Oh yeah, that's right. Adjust Chouan through is no kind of the only way to ensure that shit's gonna melt, you're gonna have to solve the YAP salted, and
I think they sand a more than they salted. Now they, probably I you know they get this. They get the salt from like on these giant fuckin barges from South America. Sought wars like the old days is our right. Now,
but imagine they used to go to war for salt. How you mean
I way we're back salt
it's amazing that we give it away for free, because if you really think of what it was worth like five six hundred years ago was incredibly Valley
but right, why is food? Was so bland note preserve food
you never for duration,
their meat? If you cover the outside of it with salt, the bacteria can eat meat and slows decaying process. You can drive
he's out, and salt them is to preserve food again important way to preserve food. I think
you know. I don't know how long you get to have a piece of meat and cover it with salt leave lane around at room temperature, but I think it's a lot more than
would, if you didn't have the salt do, and I think
it's one of the reasons why it was one of valuable things in the world at one point in time, which is crazy. Now now may think about it
He had and everything you ate must have been solved.
Shit, people got mused, didn T solve, remember, one
nobody was thinking that sought causes high blood pressure,
And then, when I was at one
No it's a mineral amidst like yachts, was have too much of it, but like that's not what's wrong like what else is going on,
There was this study that came out recently paper that came up recently. That was
pointing to the sugar industry, accepting bribes or giving bribes scientists in the nineties,
the value of these two judea to push the blame
away from sugar and honest saturated fat. He meant
heart disease that causes sugar is
has become the new salt. It's become, the new cholesterol, become the new everything to everybody's saying what is fear yet
but his fear now why why
how do salt and sugar prevent microbial spoiling, which says it these sugar and salt anyway?
profound sugar, two interesting well, it would taste but our railway,
Ok so says protection of foods from micro by all sport
lead using, saw usually sodium chloride or sugar? Usually sucrose has into routes and is often referred to as salt
salt, curing Corning or sugar? Curing pieces of rock saw
for curing are sometimes called corn
Hence the name corn, be why they call the corn beef, no shit, that's issues what it does,
fascinating, ok, there's a check, or is this a workers? Several ways here
ok, those several ways in which sought sugar inhibit microbial growth, molten, most notable is simple.
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to sugar?
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drawing available water from within the food to the outside and inserting salt or sugar molecules into the food interior. There is
all is a reduction of the so called water activity measure
of unbound free water molecules in the food that is necessary for microbial survival and growth, that is,
Fuckin fastened is, I never thought about has because I think that when I put
Malta, my food, it seems
especially with seesaw without said that so big, the particles that you don't just get like, that it doesn't spread,
Don't you eat the food like say putting your mashed potatoes, rent it spread
the really evenly throughout the mashed potatoes. At a result, chemical reactions going on
between all the cells in the potatoes and assaulted sky, its flowing back and forth the mean think about how difficult it must have been to get fresh
food to a city in seventeen hundred throwing salt on everything
packing things and salt and taken him down the road on the back of wagons being pulled by horses with Miss
how to control mosquitos and flies on everything,
was for so long how people lived for so long open
wagons. There was no like air tight compartments. No, I mean up a bit kings sets of pre dope compartments here, like a game of thrones.
There is like sitting there. I just chill and how long is this ride? The horse
upon the wagon along the fan, absolves and should have until it was like the real pimps. I give you were a dude. You could pick a chick up and integrity of the back of the carriage she black. Oh my god, you have your own carriage,
a baby can encourage, and you have a euro impetus is, did they have hepatitis back their wares him? The first VD came into play
syphilis pry, the first one I mean you read about in the Bible. Really, yes, syphilis was all over the place. I think you know what they call it. I think to call syphilis fairly midnight. The clap thanked ethics symbolises the clap like. How do you think
do you think that happens in animals do think animals give each other Herbert ever thought about tat my
friends, gotta Herpes blister, but a bus ad lay every couple months. She d show me this morning a kind of a kiss who the size of a dime was an hour lip icy, get those it's such a shame, cause she's beautiful change or die
while, as have clytia right, do you know four have what you why you say? Look at me like I'm gonna, do it does it go?
this requires. Have you no more? Have it, but it's like a thing. I thought I heard like they spread
cities? Well looks this article: it says Koala Committee, other std, threatening an australian icon, didn't aids come from
here is that it is a myth that man I wish. I could remember
were exactly how to answer this, because I listen to a radio Thou podcast called patient zero figure. Was there was all about this? There were trying to figure out who is the first person that contract the HIV virus
and they did have something to do with sir.
One who was ten day.
To me that he had killed a chimpanzee and may be perhaps had an open cut here.
That was one of the speculation which of course turned into somebody factor. Hunky. That's it
the american translation of facts, it's the
natural one. Will people do in fact a monkey? How do you get a nasty d from a month you gotTa Chapelle Bit there? Oh, my gosh replied one of the funniest bits of all
Do you know how hard he would be to fuck? Em
things like that, I never thought of that bad all right that you'd have to go. You don't actually fuck a monkey, and you just think it's a given
like it. I am and have some dry days, other fuck a monkey do not so easy, yeah I've. I do a bit a MAC, that's true,
about my cat biting mean the hand and we get pissed Adam. I put the fuck dude
and he's. Look. I means ears are pulled back like that's a cat is,
That's a fuckin, powerful little animal, but it's nothing compared to a monkey monkeys, throw them
all the air, oh yeah,
anybody swings itself to their catches itself. Throws it sell to the elect vacant? Do ridiculous shit with their bodies? You gotta think they get a hold of you that thing bite. You phase
get a hold your neck might look a little
You now specifically champ like a little baby.
Chance. We had on the set of news radio and was
a two year old chap, and this
think soul. Lapped me in my back, like dude economic, we
Let him climb on you too kind does what everyone cause he's a baby. He wasn't trying to hurt me, but it first of all he
felt like he was made out of court. It would just like
like a wooden animal, I kiss you might have been like this big kind of pick him up and carry him, but he felt like nothing like a person,
nothing. It would just solid muscle- and he just just
Slap me on the back and all I can think of is like a big one of these.
A full grown one of these things and they get a garage it around people. When we
down in we're in South Africa in Cape Town or we are taking a walk down to the cape of good, no cape of whatever at the Tipp, the very Tipp of South Africa.
And is a feel that you walk through the path and they d Rangers came up to us, and my son was about maybe about three years old
and they said to us, yeah you're, you're gonna hold him the whole time. I why they're like Chancellor chips Tiger, though just come,
a gravel yet still you're, kidding yeah, that's real! Can you imagine that you go on a trip with your kid? He come back with no kid
you wash your kid get taken: Champ FUCK, fuck, where's, your son.
Bones to do another animal or do the same thing here the go away
No, what I might be thinking about boons! Oh then
I think it was better, so makes more sense, but you have been stores of chimps doing it too. Look man,
who's. The woman I gotta face bitten off by a change of bee.
But the one woman who was most recently her friend had this pet champ and she was getting
Xanax and wine and may be suck instead, why
these that activity, if she's second is their elderly. Could you were being so fuckin crazy? Then I want you to entrepreneurship, live with you when you give exotics do they?
she gave the zadig so that he be more pliable. I think she was just bang in this. Monkey should live with this monkey choose bang in it,
I really think that, because
I should say: monkeys Champ whatever shoes bliss?
what this champ and bang in it and so on,
friend came over. There was a chip, Drouet Chimbleys, to dress up
and humour. He was about eight thousand lady.
No way, though his girlfriend man who do you think initiated the first time. Her
you think, so she got a pet champ. You raised it. It's boy, it's gotta deck she's like look
my new, bodyguard and she's got this chimp and chairs a couple.
Ass, red wine, that ship lots of fuckers she's like who who's gonna, show us that Jim Fucker Couples arms and then he keeps sling and dick her way and that's a girl.
Now in this lady came over and she entered
it is fun time she was
she was caught blackened and he didn t too kind.
So, he did chimps shit to her ripped apart air tore face.
Of the things have huge, whose tuna
yeah. It's big overfed chimpanzee super ridiculous
and ungodly. Strong, no foreplay
Bubba, Bobo, wanna FUCK, you got fact: you get fucked
you get out of the shower naked Bobo's, gonna fuck. You
have your period, yet it gotta keep their chief puffy. Why you ve a police
officer who responded to see the attack shot and killed Travis when he Claude, open the cops
loser door and flashed is bloody teeth. Oh
I got dude. He opened the fucking door.
The complex shooting it as it was pulling the door open flashing, its bloody tee.
Looking to tear him a part, two,
holy fuck a man
If that was you and you didn't have a gun and you weren't a cop aegis,
hold up, and he saw some chance tearing apart a lady like what the fuck and the champ just goes wrong
and towards you and decides, gonna open up your fucking door now these flash
is bloody teeth. After just ate some ladys face.
Fuck malware was, is love this
investigators later speculated that a dose of Xanax cause the champ to go. Berserk
That's what I looks like now. Oh my god are actually says that her face transplant was being rejected. Oh my,
Surgery doesn't mean I'm going out to me guys and she's being rejected, nor body regions face Trance
It's completely blogs, Wilbur, absolutely made it offer regarded as our sun. Ok motion in fog: it do you think a woman could get pregnant from a monkey,
I added that either you're serious know what they're doing
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here. Some super smart monkey and really stupid person. Who knows now
there's some hybrids right, that that wine are being viable. That's Alec NEWS,
be she's get developed, sometimes, but also time it doesn't.
Like a lighter, they can't make babies
they can. You can make a baby liar Tiger, can breed and make a baby, but that baby chemic babies. So I wonder man like what we
Is it if you believe in evolution? Of course, what was it
History like what was it like when there was a bunch of different species of humans, they think there's a bunch now they ve documented humiliated
he meant to now because they keep finding new ones. They found some new one in Russia. Recently, oh by the way, all the people that that tweeted,
and sent me messages, but I fucked up
said: Vassili Lomond Genco is russian he's ash from the Ukraine. I apologize
I'm a retarded American who
anybody who is over there and that spot who talks like that?
I got up their russian do here, but now
in writing, LT I gotta view greener, doesn't give you and out now
he's out of body my grown up whose ukrainian he always regard himself as Ukrainian ever thought of himself as russian. So I get it, I get it it's like if we word Amerika, like North America, CAN
in in Mexico. We're all just one thing: all you from that's by yet not an item from America. Mother fucker area from the spot, Bitch was far
caveman. Go you have a date. It used to think that me under thought. Man and sapiens existed at the same time they ve like when you look
a time line of cave men they may
it seemed like one ended next one just fuckin started like in a year. You know three thousand BC, all suddenly just changed three says BC: twenty thousand BC, how
I think it shows a lot more than that. I think when there
I can about people live
alongside Neanderthal, I think, they're talking about forty or fifty thousand years ago here so their way.
Like you said they coexisted and they say that the fights, because neanderthal man was a fucking beasts, totally different kind,
per totally differently. Sapient came along and see
be in was
smarter and as the only way he was there
that survived over Neanderthal would show me
again they were even if they were allowed, huntin out, kill or we fuck them all, and then we interbreeding with em they're. Probably
What happened to the USA Jamie's is a guy is trying to make a hybrid between a chimp nineteen. Twenty four woe may guess german a wild.
Of thirteen female chimpanzees to bring back the primate research facility and suck saw
female chimpanzees were repeatedly injected with human male sperm, but not became
and it was rumoured that event of use,
own, sperm
that of his son, but few people believe on. Can we come down stairs for a minute or where else is going to get come.
Together with my hearty come, you try to get female volunteers to get injected with male champion and how they did. It is rumoured that it only happen once, but apparently he got arrested and sent away to work in a veterinary station and can extend, and ninety years later thinks
a pregnancy actually happen, but maybe he actually did do. Who knows the rumour was a pregnancy actually did happen, did not and do not have levelled by rumour. They did actually inject a woman with sperm
this story, the story of this is like the beginning of like some crazy.
Superhero x, men type yeah, we'll of some
some new and that a Wolverine, some man champ some hybrid
I will reign looked like he's kind of a man. Champ hybrid area will reign like from the comic books whose carry look and half human looking person. Will the Nazi
did all kinds of shit like that taking head.
Off one animal in China,
damn on other animals.
But how many for at find this out Jamie find out? When did you
beings and the under tools coexist. How long ago was that all about this? How long ago did need
Tal go extinct, cassettes! That's why
would tell us a lot if you had a guess what you gonna guess: Gregg I'd say: yes, twenty three
and sounds boundlessly for allows right. Neanderthals went extinct in Europe about
forty thousand years ago, giving them millennia to coexist with,
modern humans, culturally and sexually new finding suggest.
The research also suggests that modern humans did not cause neanderthals too rapidly go extinct as some researchers,
previously suggested thoughts. They killed them yeah. There's a lot of people are dead.
It was one guy that had a crazy fuck. In theory- that's probably absolutely not true, but his theory was that they did
look like people, his theory. We do. We don't know what their soft tissue looked like. So his till he had
is idea of a really intelligent, apelike creature, because he compared well
Would you remember that whole guy his whole thing made like an animated video
of what it would look like his terrifying, a gorilla, looking thing like heavily
sold because they were only like five, two or five three. There were like two hundred
I pounds with giant like
bolder sized bones in their body that way different bone structure than we do and irresponsibility freakish straw here
I think they were sort of like on all fours and standing upright, but then really be
stood, upright, etc. I think I know
the difference in the way they moved that the sapiens were faster, but they weren't is strong. So if they got into any kind of a battle, they were fuckin dead right.
That's interesting is that I read about oh no, no sapiens.
Yet this is what they absolutely think that they looked like they neanderthals
like, but there was a guy had some crazy alternative theory there was prob
We all share that. I want to focus on.
Probably totally vague, but it was like his theories
What if she would have now.
And a tall didn't look.
Anything like us. What? If neanderthal like, had guerrilla like skin
and was distressed hulking scary, lookin, fanged up now, Jack too,
Lloyd Kind of ape here who knows man
there is definitely like a bunch of different kinds of people, though the keep finding more more and more evidence of like both on new teeth and should right, but the evolution is so slow. You like, we think about things. The way evolution happens for us today as technological, so we see should happen from D
gazed. Oh yeah yeah, it's
with super pressure. So in this video, when you look at the he's, got like black or
look and scan of these big crazy eyes and is a terrifying. Looking beast
as opposed to the way we always project em, how it is
he bases it on like the shape of their head and like what?
What a guerrillas had lingered ya minutes crazy, like you
we don't know, their soft tissue looks like, but if you give
a gorilla knows instead of a human knows. They look way, fucking scary
and his argument was like. We have no idea whether knows looks like why we give them a human knows. How I wonder if that flies and wonder of answer projects, are you getting angry right now? There is a vicious mother.
Fact: number that thing looked. If that's what it looked like, what the fuck are now he looks outbreak
now I guess they were. They were partly on all fours and upright. I think they were upright
think, I'm pretty sure neanderthals were completely up right or not yea air, because though they were a type of human yeah, they just weren't homo sapiens right here, so I'm so stupid. Have these conversations
I'm so stupid, because I read and entire book about sapiens and his whole transformation, and I just the problem is I I
reed. When I go to sleep,
and I don't I'm so tired. I did all those through me then ecstatic. Can you find out? Why can't you find where I left off on the book is in reading it night like the best way to fuckin, falsely Diana she go to sleep so much easier. There like something about
reading, I'm just like cock, thereby wife
winds up her book at an eye every night and she she does not get to the second page and she sitting upright, and I can hear her breathing change and she's asleep. While I can, I take a sleeping pill. Do you every
I take a sleeping, Lou, NASA and side effects. I think a loss of memory. Oh, I think that
what it is. I'm taken, the sleep repellent I'm reading and nothing sticks, but
the wise. I can't sleep, my mother and brothers same way. We cannot sleep. We just are mine.
Fuckin race and allay their free
hours. Nothing happened. Side ha rather,
he'll groggy in the morning them than be exhausted and four have you tried any kind of meditation? I think the calm your mind for you. I started meditating but I've. I only started meditating like two years ago and I had taken a sleeping pills are probably like for ass. I should try to get offer them it's stupid, but I think if you get off those things, that's where gets Harry really
so she starts going crazy. Call me up. I know I know
I already exist to say to say: hey I tried going off these fuckin sleeping perils. Might ok gotcha failure,
No, I need you,
my ten twenty spot of ill laugh factors when you get off those
Things like the sleeping pills over. There are real
bizarre reaction, some people have to do things and wake up.
The middle doing them.
Driving down. I way in a shoot out the cops like that can ensure Magala. Do you wake up in the middle of an act going? What
fuck a mighty saying why you're on sleeping what why you're on three s sleeping pills, the ambient is crazy. Like I ran out, I took friend Zambian recently and I had the most insane dreams of heard, I'm terrified of Estonia. I know a lot of people
I love that. I don't know why ambient is prescribed. It's the same thing with hope. You dislike why they still pissed
driving the shit when it so addictive and so dangerous, because people want to be
make their own choices, and if you could
it was a doctor if you're informed correctly, and you go to a doctor and a good look, I don't give a fuck what they say. I want
a fucking ambient. I know it's not good for you. I know it's back my sleep. I don't give a fuck. I need to go to sleep if you're a groan adult I feel you should have made a decision.
You can. But how can we can make their decision and drink a fuckin bottle of of rum?
its tequila night, if you so choose to
gave Zodangan ambient through. Is it? What is it
worse in Ghent. Hammered everybody. Its hammered lobby began, hammered
what you seems like with all the options like I know, with Loon asked I don't have the side effects are really
yeah me. No, it's there's, no side
facts balloon ass. I am not a paid spokesman for Loon asked by the way, but I just found that I
did take Ambien and it was crazy, was like tripping so Lou nested. Does it for you learn ass the works Joe Loon Ass, the works for me
Have you ever done anything like melatonin realise? Have you tried illegal melatonin out, works
yeah I want. I want to just try that sentences are naturally has an Irish and we like to get addicted. You know I could now
and what is this shit? You gave a cave man, coffee, no man has got a nice little kick. It's gotta, however, can help
it's how you do it. It is it's kind of manly because doesn't taste good right right was a black coffee yeah, exactly
It's. What I say doesn't is that good I mean it doesn't tastes like a comma.
Ok, I know that that is good. I would every slurp violators is delicious, but its fellow sugar. This tastes like we're, talkin like again, it's like the Guinness of coffee. This weird sort of,
acquired taste for business to and which is nice, nitrogen, aided unaware over works, more more fucked up, let's get to seventy milligrams, caffeine yeah, I'm a caffeine freak
a lot of caffeine. You're battalions: manageable, don't caffeine ever
really derails your judgement to manageable addiction.
Gotta, go a jet addiction caffeine about one year. That's that's one kind of he escaped by
Thou on cigarettes is gonna, get you that's the one it's gonna gayer cigarettes
I'll be the worst thing you can be addicted to than heroin. It seems like pill,
might be worse in cigarettes because you can they
rational decisions when you're on cigarettes. The problem is that the health consequences of cigarettes are almost
capable, we just made an irrational decision if your lighting a cigarette yeah, so it's got a point
of addiction, where you are literally killing yourself slowly, it's kind of amazing still round to Mason really. But again, I am
percent in favour of people doing over the fuck. They want to do if you are informed and you gotta give us
I wanna fuck and cigarette. He shall do so by that hand, if you,
that would booze. If you could do that, when we, I think freedom is best. It's best to have people figure it out on their own. It's best to decide
for people what they can and cannot do as never good. I think it's a say
with raising a kid you know I tried to get my kids
lot of freedom, freedom. You know, I inform them
rain. The man I tried a shepherd them
but I know ride them, you know, and I ended when they make mistakes. I dont bottom overly punish. I just trotted
I tell them I'm disappointed, and that means a lot to them, but I think that you know this year. Your kids are, they need to internalize
flexibility and the earlier they do it the better, because in the process
internalizing responsibility should start as in whatever way,
You can parcelled out from a young age. That's all you gotta, do it caused by the time they move out. You know it's like.
You're, not gonna, be there to make these decisions for them
the task of raising human is poor,
probably one of the most important things.
One of the most impossible to correct once you fucked it up and its put in the hands of everybody who is
likely raised incorrectly themselves or the whole
This is more therapy than there was today. This more literature, there's more studies, and I do think we're more informed about what we do and I think they were more vigilant about it. I think men. The fact that I just said
that to another man that wouldn't happen to us
five years ago. No guy would talk about parenting and any deep way to another. Man knows scanner. Almost
yeah. I was
It was not and is not your role to do that and now pay parents, it's a partnership of mother and the fog, because the war
this thing and they I'm gonna couple. It's like this, where there never on the same page and the kids are all fucked up
and neither one of them is a bad parent they're just doing it in opposite.
Ways, one that allows. Was he
is very, like you know, checked out in some ways but like in the way he had not at that.
Healthy way I describe hands off is
caring and controlling recording. His is a little
but more a little bit more like. I can handle this her,
is is she's super eighty personality and she,
he's trying to drive the kids to be? You know the best their best protect
which is good a little bit about, is good and a little bit about
he's doing is good but they're. Both polar opposites
and not really handling their strategies well, either, but
I really think that the main thing is that your kids can't feel like they're, getting two to four messages: the same time from mommy and daddy.
The Canfield there be smothered either ran in oh it's one of the things about
Kids, you find out real earliest viewed. Tell them not to do something, that's what they want to do. They don't want. You tell them what to do because their little people, even though they might
five or six there
still little people and people, don't like you tell them. What to do.
Gotta explained to them. It's much better explained him. Why it's important that you do the thing that you don't want to do
why it's a good thing to change the way you think about it, don't think about.
Like this chore. Think about it like this.
Just a thing that I have to do right now and I'm so lucky in so many ways and that's how I should look at life and that just don't don't just get annoyed at things it. You know you did. I don't
go to bed guy Bed Allison
get sleep. I know you don't want to go to bed, I get it. I feel the same way all the time, but as a person who's in charge
of your biology. I know that you
quite wise enough to make the decisions you wanna be healthy. Your little kids need to get like ten
the twelve hours sleep, I'm gonna tell them.
Give them the association that they're making choices at their choices have ramifications you're going wake up to
Sometimes it's hard for me to wake you up and it hurts in the morning when they won't be that way. If you go to sleep now, you'll wake up and you'll feel good yeah, that's man that is the fucking biggest difference
when, when I had day jobs and in article five,
times I was like four years I had to sleep deprivation because I was
getting up in the morning for delivering the newspapers and was trying go back to sleep, but I would state of a night because those don't stand up and like for the longest
like I was like really screwed up and then once I quit doing once I just started doing just stand up, and I I started getting sleep. I gotta go to bed after the clubs and I would get up at eleven wake up
and I felt so could do. Was like, oh my god, like everything, fills create like I don't feel like gum
personally, I lack
feeling that you haven't you're tired. All time we work
too many hours, you're going to sleep so fuckin fee.
I, like your always our lack, there's, always Lego hole in your ear, your biological game, as it were, and you sure I'm just
You just trying to be left alone as it is, but if you can get that solid,
eight to ten hours, sleep. There goes way the especially if you can get
hen with you. But if you only eight it's worth so much now, yeah so fucking value, for I throw a twenty minute meditation. On top of that, the next day granted
thirty in the afternoon and your crash and out after lunch, if you can do that, that's a good move now, if you can just sit down in the medication just did that the word meditation is so loaded in because it has the there's a sort of
A lot of us, I think, have this idea about people who meditate is like you know, he's just trying to find some spiritual peace, and this is like some masturbatory weirdness and you stand in front of some fucking in science and pretend you're from a different culture
but I think that, just being alone with your thoughts and just your thoughts and just concentrating on just thinking about as little as possible, she's thinking
maybe even just about breathing breathing in and breathing out just that alone is a form of meditation. Yet I may add: cyclists it's it's a
I did sleep they gave. It is taking a nap eckart toll talks about you know with with meditation is just
Really it's reminding you do not think about the past to the future for a little while, it's about just thinking about the breathing, that's how
Many right now are the monster. That's happening right now and when you come out of it, you're not gonna
day in that state all day, but you will have brought yourself back to that point. If only for twenty minutes and that will sort of that will guide you for the rest of the day. Yeah I think
The momentum of most people's lives is is
so strong ma
included. I'm sure yours included that often times you just get caught up
in how you're thinking or how you're behaving or what you're doing you just get caught up in it? I guess just like it's like pushing you from behind
You can just stop as often as possible and do nothing for an hour and breathe. Just do nothing but think
and breathe, you come out of it with a more balanced perspective. We make
decisions unanimously. I too thank exactly you're, not you not being pushed from behind by the momentum of everything you ve experienced over the last euro x amount of months. You get a fresh restart to contemplate your existence. Well, you know, I can't do anything about the past, but here's what we are right now- and this is what we all okay now have decided- that in our instead of concentrating on that Americans tread on this and give yourself like a chance to almost give yourself a little personal
seminar give yourself a little pearl equal to a happy about this? Like I give you were giving yourself advice, he probably way different than what you actually do
We have always thought that funds, given myself advice like how it do it, how brutal what I view with myself, how honest what to do with myself? Well, that's waste bus
set goals. Could goals? Are you sitting down in a cold, calculating lancing
Where do I want to be in a year where the steps- and I need to get to that-
and setting small goals to get you there because day,
day you're reacting to people are codependent
Their wives are their kids and reacting to that you're wondering if your fee
He's gonna rang you're wondering what people are saying on social media, this so
they dynamics that have you
beating around and not in your own space. So that said,
for I love the beginning of the year. I love sitting down and set up some new goals. I mean you, what I'd just talk?
couple nights ago about that lay down your goal. Is the sort of strata not get off
social media more an audience, your phone all day mind. Yes, they off my phone from many many hours at a time. That's the big one and I'm just thinking about the amount of time
that I spend just looking for something interesting loaded onto it.
Feed looking on Facebook or on interim just look at the summit
mergers fluttering through fuckin pictures of shit.
Look another car all that lion. That's crazy, have what I could get a chip envy attacking our without video that I showed you today. That's how I found it difficult layer that hit out at or the guy that hit that most of the guy or girl who have a fuckin hit a moose, but
I'm inundated by that and people keep sent him in these fuckin videos, these russian crazy, like acrobats, doing flips
top of buildings. It you see in our nastier devils these russian daredevil characters they gonna top of buildings like handstands and Billina feet off the air.
You can't watch a man's life, it's too fuckin scary minutes, fuck and terrifying, and some of them get up on top of
with those hover boards as little Willie boards and they go
to the area, and I would add that that makes me uncomfortable you just describing in they spent around skyscraper like this
This is in Russia. This I don't know where this one is what they do. They do these all over the place. I think this is due by this guy's on the fucking edge of,
a crazy skyscraper like what is at a hundred stories high
whole doing a handstand and down back
where are those terrifying? I'd worry of my own.
What do you do? Ass likely ass her my elbow reacting to whack my phone? It's hilarious, this guy's gonna helmet on.
And his underwear and he's walking on a bar. Oh my god that is so crazy, he's key,
it's a fucking nuts man, he Jesus Christ. This guy's do in a balanced way
over a it, looks like a harbour? I don't know how far down it is, but he's way
the fuck up on some than oil rail inland, like my God, shall yeah yeah gun, I'm dying here,
Are you crazy here, my friend
My hind legs on the fifth floor and apart building and is a picture of me when I was about fourteen hanging off.
Balcony by my knees- oh my god, I will,
was into gymnastics. I did gymnastics pretty hard for like six years.
So I would hang off anything I would do. I would do flips off fucking anything anywhere. Yeah till I got swear
hands. Just look at the details. Sweaty here, don't show me this Jamie God, damn it back. I jumped off the roof.
Into a pool? I mean how they stores is six stories. Sixty offices of the shutters off, I can't do this anymore. Hands are fuck,
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it then I've got to say Patrick stay shows, which you ve done.
I think, the last three years you ve done my saint Patrick staying at the Hollywood improv. I have to support the one quarter. Irish, that's right! Get in there for the answer
The fund show that isn't I've worked it out. We get all irish comics on it. Throw blue
die in there just to keep it keep the Fuckin pc police off my back
I'm getting Edwards on there?
the fund show man here. It scared show it
as I did a one year and it was. It was all
cool comics and then Joe ideas. It was like Zack Alfin Axis
Sarah Silverman and
candler- and I went up many dated- know who Jody, as was
and I had him go on like second just two fuckin just to raise the boy.
And everybody else Woof and he went up there and
he's doing this whole bit about gas.
In some chick piss in his mouth back of Adam.
I get it like a soldier.
And and a place. They don't know what to make of him at first it takes, and it takes him like a good two minutes for them to just pick their jaws up off the table. Put the put the job back in their head.
And then start to laugh and then you just saw them convulsed and in the back
sour and all undergoing like who is
Sky. What what
This goes fucking Joe ideas, they didn't know they do now.
When how long longer was us two years ago, wow had they not only joy. Ideas is
because he doesn't work? I don't think you works in improved as a comic nose. Comic nose, like you hear about, like a guy hear about so I heard about big Jay Oakerson before
saw the Angela. Yes, he disguised verifying. I think, maybe
Is this supposed to splintered comedy whirl exact, doesn't do a ton of stand up, and I think
You know Sarah Sir worst calmly source of the times of Siena their view terms not as office. She shed, we judge,
Will she needs years? You need that. You know, I think some comics at work that work
our go a lot and- and I think, if you,
and you can draw your own crowd but she's,
like a real comic. She can play in a room
store within all, come to see her and she can fuckin prove some to people that may be
don't know what a good comic she is yeah. Why
I agree with you that I think the best comics lie the shore she she killed at the fucking commie store last commissar, which was I want.
That's quite a while ago might have been a year ago the outer fact son
How now a year a she destroyed- and I was laughing really hard to some funny shit in there, but
and since I was a guy money and she's hours, the comfortable the she should do it over the fortune. Hunters I mean right wing
there's guys like Paul. I've Tomkins
that dude. I haven't seen him in a comedy club. In ten years.
He does he show at Largo, I don't how often and he does who go to San Francisco fuckin sell out Cobb's the guy's got,
is circuit. He's got his crowd. I think it makes a very
nice living, and I think he does this.
A comedy he does, which is a little bit more store,
telling so little slower. A little more esoteric may not work in the other kinds of clubs,
oh yeah. Maybe it fosters his ability to go deeper into what he's doing by playing select clubs.
Yeah me. I guess it's on whether or not what you enjoy doing, whether it fits in with clubs. The biggest
People are just doesn't some people did
enjoy just away
being always go,
for the laugh always
you know like, like our style, Boston style, I boss
sounds like punchline, set up punchline, sent a budget and to try to build punch lines, and some people have like.
They they want to tell you a story that happens to be humorous in I wanna be confined by this,
I do that it has to be set up. Punchline set a punch line, so it is sort of stand up in a lot of ways and in London waterways, it's not it's like you're you'd you'd be
an orator, a narrator you're, telling stories which is cool too. You know like
there's a lot of people who, like Henry rounds as a good example,
You wouldn't say that necessarily what he does a stand up. He would say it's a spoken word thing right, but what is it
who is telling stories?
I mean they're just when they have punchline have liked very clear set up in punchline. Saddam is obviously he knows where the funny parts are. So it's kind of doing stand up.
Yeah he's doing it his flock and wailing. If lobby really lie
that is what my point is like and they don't we
I go see him. Try to do
fifteen minutes at the store
change. I find that if I go through a runner clubs that are bad like say, Florida
it changes the way I'm doing stand, because in Florida you ve got it's just a skin side crowd. You ve got rednecks mix
in with old people mixed in with Latinos mixed in with Fuckin spring breakers or whatever. It's never. Why?
crowd. You have no fucking idea. We are plain to see
the Europe there for an hour and you're. Just it's a drunken knife fight in the alley, you're just gonna to fuck. You keep your spent plates. You trying to keep this guy happy. This guy's ackland they're, not not paying attention, and I find that like it makes my act.
Worse because I'm not given in the pocket
and doing what I want to do.
Pleasing because I'm trying to survive bra
run club like Fuckin Austin CAP City in Austin, Texas.
And holy shit. Man, you just kick back and they come
to you,
did Madison Wisconsin, they came. I ah masses are really cool down, yet is really interesting.
Super open minded, liberal, Wisconsin, town there. What a great theatre there's a theatre there to what the Hell's that theatre there, the Acme theatre. No,
let me turn up now, Acme, as in many app, oh miss a comedy club in many hours or grey was the theatre in Madison, your fear had appointed Fuckin lost Orpheus there's an orphan
Maybe that's where one yeah, it's a great little city, its quality down. That's where I went good food
food is really only one block them. Yes, our lot
psyche there's a block that goes with state house to the university and there's not much off it again.
Well, those places where people
that are living in a place where it gets really really really fucking called its? They often ass. Well, ass. Those people are hardy,
I think we were taught evaluate this idea that you might not make it home tonight. There's a goddamn blizzard you might get stuck inside. The wrote me see flashing like us,
inside a relic someone's hazard lights, they pulled over Ike, oh how attention for help cause them up per person might die like theirs
difference between. Like me, you see somebody on the four or five and there are pulled over, do everyone's think for a fuckin. Second up,
over and helping them now. But if you are driving
snowy wrote in New Hampshire, and he says
pull over the side of the road start thinking what, if that's a mom? Whether kids would now is great
totally fosters community when you live in a harsher, whether you have a trust,
and there's like a symbiotic relationship with your neighbors, and you know. I think that, like you, think about
but live up in Alaska.
And how they share supplies and fuckin in the spring outbreak
EL the barn, and you know that that's community, that's living, I mean and allay our new
it's so easily Matt.
It is we don't have any fuckin, our roof doesn't go bad. Is it rains three days a year, and you know you can
Hagen over here and you can get a Fuckin Yelp review on the sushi play its all easy. It all comes to you there's no sense of
I don't need to help you. I if I hang out with you, because I want to hang out with you
there. You hang out with your neighbor, because you fuckin surviving together. We were all hanging around the bag, Recommit store last night and we were all stoned and world level
Gig learn joking around and I was thinking boy like what a great place. This is
to be like the sunset trip in Hollywood in two thousand sixteen and then all I could think of because the pie probably was like what,
have an asteroid, just not even a big one, but a pretty big one.
This land into downtown Ella right now, not enough to kill me but enough for me to just
feel the impact, see the thing flying through the sky and hear the people scream and run for the Fuckin hills and realise at Irene
at that moment so high like how fragile is this existence that we
I guess so concrete. We think it so locked in permanent and secure, and all it takes is one fuckin rock to controlling from the sky
whom in downtown I lay killer.
Half a million people in the rest of US beaches, shit and our pants and terror
one highway goes out now lay we're fireworks. Fucked
is only two roads down tat is the ten and the four or five, and if those
either one of those go city shuts down to dinner.
Such a stupid place to live. There was three earthquakes: last night to yeah yeah, three earthquakes, a pretty big one on the Nevada border, five point: seven, it's pretty big one: it's not
unlike other one, like the nineteen ninety, whatever the fuck was one which was a lot higher. Those like more than seven
But this was that's a significant earthquake. Five point: seven is a pretty good shock.
That's right! So weird about me, talk about it being tenuous and all that is that that shit can fuck things up
Bad people were do, but we do
the elective, an earthquake.
We chose a fuckin tragedy to happen and if you're a trump supporter go fuck yourself, you fucked us can I
thanks for coming these liberals in Hollywood. That think they can talk down to you, the good people of Trump Land area. You just lie. I am not on his side. I do not support any of the statements and I think it's about time. We showed a little respect
for the office of Commander in chief, maybe he will rise to the job. Yes seek good, maybe maybe we can get him some mushrooms. Maybe he
have a revelation, while he's in office that this as achieved,
as to achievement than any human being can ever attain that he has won the race and now,
and maybe he will change his entire cabinet appointment Seti's made over the last year and like Bill gates, delegate the remaining years of his life to philanthropy work. Yes, you know Joe, my
attitude towards issue is supposed to be positive and you just saw an example of negativity come out any of Ike. I can't do it, I can
go negative on it. I can be vigilant. Tagging keep an eye,
What he does my wife has his app where every day
she can call or write a congressmen
or cause or place. You can donate money, so you feel
like every day with the uncle Dino now I'll, find out I'll find out legitimately find it. But it's a way of,
not feeling alienated and not feeling isolated and unlike you're doing something rather not it makes a difference. Maybe it does, while if everybody react
that way it makes a difference, its debts,
Really sheer numbers like we have used
as an example to show before what you meant when the United States had that the present had
conference where a bottle was saying that we're probably go to war with Syria America's like fuck,
you raise a unanimous across the board right and left, but when you say that you are a line in the sand about if they use chemical weapons, we go to war yeah. There was something along those lines. Yet there was a fucking bulletin. Rejection by the american people
very obvious, yes, very, very vocal and
No commentators, dull, right or left were sends a good idea like this is a terrible I'd want to go to another fucking unwinnable war, this time in Syria, and so it stopped all the talks
demean mean, obviously it's a terrible fuckin place, and you know that
that its territories that are coming out of there every day, is a society and disappear. Fuckin wiped out to saying it's insane.
I don't think I mean it
hard for us to even imagine what are we like to be living? There
living over here and fuck in LOS Angeles, where everything is perfect,
Imagine what it's like to be someone who, just by a
RO the dice. You were born over there that parts of Africa South Sudan
in Congo and places where places where people
are giving their lives in the street, because there were voted discrepancies,
you know ideologically are go out
adding themselves be shot in public square, is because their demonstrating that's intense, that's incredible. Its
I mean there's, there's pockets of the world that are living a sophisticated version of the way people were living, six, seven hired
That is the living, a more sophisticated version using cell phones and technology, but they have almost. The same mindset is people who lived hundreds and hundreds of years ago for good and for bad. They found,
on uncontacted tribes in the Amazon I saw that saw the pictures. Oh shit. We were truck with China
figure out where, like a man,
and if there was a way where you could infiltrate those people, but they would.
You'd have to. They would not do
a really know how they lived would be to become one of them like you really cool
figure out how they lived by you going in. There is great fitzsimons, because
GA wage? What the fuck is this you have close. I do what
I think, on your wrist. It tells the time why why
know what time it is I do will be. It would be amazing, but you would be to affected like you, you would. You would affect
them rather, whereas so you might kill them because very often people feasible anthropology.
Try to go in there and study and they give them
a disease and they wipe they ve there's been cases where they wiped out entire tribes. Here, there's a guy
Dan Flores, whose he wrote a paper about the the Bison
and know a bison diplomacy, bison, ecology. I think it's called and one of the things we talk
about was the amount of native Americans. There were wiped out just
because of diseases by settlers, and it was some insane number like high eighty percent o down
Mexico that was, I don't know,
Where was but what? What percentage of
native Americans Google. This? What percentage of
native Americans were killed.
By diseases from european settlers?
they are the spanish when they, when they came into Central America they fuckin. So many people died, young visas,
or he was equating into the boom in the buffalo heard size. No, she would say I was saying that when the native Americans contact the Europeans, they got these horses from them. Ok, what does it say
ninety percent no shared. When Europeans arrive carrying germs which thrived on a dense semi
Urban populations, the indigenous people of the Americas, were effectively doomed. They had never exceed
Smallpox meals or flew before the viruses tore through the continent killing, and
estimated ninety percent of native Americans
sheds and and then we went to war against the remaining ten percent holy Shit located them oppress them around holy,
and we wonder why they drink while mean.
The same thing that I set about those that that tribe that live in the jungle I would have loved loved if there was a way we,
could somehow another be amongst them without them. Knowing so wicked
We truly see how they behave.
Even exist, unaffected by a person like you or purse like me, that, obviously doesn't does it wasn't born. There, too, is documented about this guy from the from Greenwich Village,
and he was a gay guy and he went down to this village might have been Colombia and he lived with them
on the river for twenty years and-
they were gay, the tri was not the tribe wasn't gay, but they didn't delineate between Gay Saxon. Straight sex was
saw a kind of fluidly would happen, and so he had this boyfriend. Basically,
But the boy friend had a wife and kids, but he slept with the guy for twenty years and he laughed and he was gone
for like fifteen years. I forget Whiting. Go back. I think heating go back as like. They eventually attacked him and they're gonna kill
he realized one. Oh no, I know was one ninety realised that they were cannibals, they went, they attacked another
they also one night. It never have.
Before in all the years, he was there. Maybe it was only ten years. They all
what are paid and they went to the
ex village and they killed and then they ate flesh and the guy
I just went on
I can add here where's my where's, my return D get any lousy share, and so he came back to the village and he wrote about any lectured about it and then he went back like like fifteen
years later he goes back finds that,
dude- and this is like- I think- that I think the movement of a car keep the river on your right-
he went back and sound found the dude and they like,
we cannot therefore, relation show, my god. It was incredible, keep the river on your right. I think so, right now down, I need to see what the fuck did. You know that the incidences of Cannibal
some were so prevalent among native Americans David occasionally. Do that, like the Nez purse, apparently did occasionally catch people kill him in the autumn
speaking to see that people did catch. You later, your brain right that your whole body here, but probably
brain do but think about it. I mean it's very like symbolic, you conquering you consume, but it's it's the thing that freaks out the most
the idea being just reduced to meet and by someone with a beggar, TA, Mok, Sayer, meaner, dude,
to you before you get to him he's not like real serious weapons, air,
bows and arrows and spears, and it's really a fight to exhaustion. It's who last the longest fuck
or they capture you if you're trying to get away from them.
But in their third case a major imagine if you
people had lived in this one patch of land. For ten thousand years.
That also these fuckin
demons carrying death in their breath in the very touch
I just getting in contact with a mix of your relatives, wilt away, who kills ninety percent of the people. You know just ambient around not forget about the shit they killed with guns, all the people
it probably shot and killed emanating even death, think about
they round. You up like fuckin cattle and they re pure women trees. I mean enough.
Can't be said. People worry, fuckin, liberal worrying about the native Americans is pretty bad. Well, I didn't
How bad it was until I read a priests account of Columbus's men, interacting with native Americans, and it is horrific
This religious guy went with them on one the voyages and wrote books about how they would hack off guys arms, and they would tell them to bring them gold,
add to bring their weight in gold. If they didn't do it, they would hack off one of their arms. They do it in front of everybody else to freak them out, and it is first, the natives were very friendly and once they realize that the natives are friendly and the natives were so weak, they they started taking advantage of
brutalizing and getting them to acquire golden. They would smash. Babies on rocks, like this praise, yeah about out horrible horrible horrible shit
tat. His priest wrote about this a week when we think of Christopher Columbus. We think of this noble, sir,
gentlemen, who came over and landed in a man
in a looked regal as he got off with fuckin rosy cheeks and walked amongst the people and declared this American on that bullshit and made friends of the Indians, but there were a horrible band of
monster. They also stopped in the Caribbean on the way here and there
literally committed genocide on entire fuckin island of people. They worked them to death. Same thing like a lady
people golden mean anything to them like it was something
that they used, as you know, to decorate or whatever, but there was no value the way there was in Europe, so they gave it to them
yeah. You want the gold fucking threat over their grabbed the gold and then, when they
and once they took all that, then they made them start working for it, and it seems like also at these tribes they encounter they don't these. They don't have any
concept of large scale slave labour, like the Europeans, did
the Europeans want what you get you to work for us or will kill you like that? I don't think that was I get
That native Americans were known, form and ass. They probably their products. Are we? What are we doing here? Why we keep digging for gold like what the fuck is going on here, yeah? They they had weird concepts in terms
like what is possession. I they didn't, have the same sort of concepts of like this being yours like if you left something there, he would disappear. We just take it, for they were there. They well that's a thing that I want it's right there and I'm scared. Take that's not anybody's, nobody owns it, so it confused the shit out of them when they would get accused of stealing. Like you, there was a whole different in in many of these ethnic encounters. Apparently, there is a whole different
Like not just the language barrier, but a culture bear like understanding what these fuckin crazy white assholes. We're doing. My whole concept that you still
seen in a lot of like middle eastern countries, which is the idea of giving too as a host
Do you know when you come
When you come to somebody's home, you give them your bad and you give them
food and it you'd need never asked them to leave us
as they want to stay, and it's all about.
Generosity and whither. The western
integrity is more about coal,
acting in owning yeah.
So interesting and is in that also what we're talking about before that allow
long time ago is a lot like living in a place that has unbelievably harsh winters a long time ago. Your faced with danger all the time and you had to make bonds there to be important so like. If you came over my house, I'd have to think hey Gregg, you know those to ship might go down one day in the ship goes down. I'm here with you you're here with me: we're gonna, break bread, linen sleep, sleep whom I bet I gotcha you're here
so like there was like this intense need to form these community bonds. Today, nobody even those with their fuckin neighbour, as you think they live like that a thousand years ago,
fuckin for ashore, knew that guy was
for sure knew that guy was, and everybody would be-
look out for some people. We didn't know that might be sneaking over. The top of the hill does not anymore it's gone. So
when you talk about gossip, we know small towns for a long time ago. People guy really was gossipy yeah. You know, there's an back as a rapist
watch out for him. Hey this guy can vouch for he's a good guy best. Would gas supplies and you needed to know
he knows a freak hawk was walking,
I don't work at whose jerking off and the girl she was the middle of the night. And what did you find? The girls right, yeah, the girls like yellow, separated
their own heart, loose door said Emily vague as to people like what we ve become right. Now,
Now as people who are living here, two thousand sixteen, it's a weird process,
has been going on for hundreds and hundreds of years and
we are just at the end of it.
Obviously not the end end, but were at the front of the line as far as all the history of it all pushing behind us, it's hard for us to appreciate how weird it must have been to be our parents were to be our parents. Parents come here from another
country or tits to be someone who existed back when dealing with thirty years old or new dive old age of hardtack at thirty or you get disease or some shit. You, an arrow,
That was like a giant prohibited brothers and sisters die from shit like smallpox, her
and they all skin in a boat and
Spain and head across the Fucking ocean and land in the Bahamas? Marauders. Those p
I just think about landing. Even the even give you know layer like you know the beginning of the nineteenth century, when people were or the twentyth century
when people coming from Europe
you landed in
You know Manhattan. You, gotta burlap, sir,
what some clothes on it and an address of a fuckin second cousin out in Brooklyn. You don't have to get to Brooklyn. You don't speak
The native language use
italian Italians are
fuck and I hate it when you land your shit, nobody wants to help you people,
realize that today, cuz that's
what kind of gun away my grandfather's talk about all the time
he came over from ITALY and my grandmother came over from ITALY on my mom side and
they would talk about it all the time how horrible was would call them. Guinea Wops, let me would be you'd, be treated,
As like this at a lower level person, you know because your Italian but then suddenly went away its word,
Jersey Shore, bright patio, real housewives, they're getting lops dig there. They are the real housewives neuter anyhow, we share. It is forty because, like that,
Italians are in some way
as you know, you think about the holy Roman empire. I mean you and I were both in Rome this summer and is mine blowing that you know
Irrigation started there. Every major thing started there d
well, I guess to withdraw whose greek and roman and right that may have that
first, a who had who created democracy. I think it is the Greeks, that's a greek word, but
tat is what would you get blown away by? What details? A cable of you see the craftsmanship of marble work in this country that that Italians brought over Annie, though
opera and
and then you see Jersey Shore, it such a fuckin. We
dichotomy of Italians can be so fucking, dumb and materialistic, and yet they are the fucking high point of culture.
Civilization well in some ways, but they were also fucking. Kids yeah right, that's a big part of what they did to yeah. They did that, allow
with make incredible art.
Actually unbelievable. Aren't incredible. Buildings filled with statutes that are just beyond compare
it is incredible artistic expression but rampant kid. Fuck.
Right in any way, both grew up Catholic Riah. We knew cast
Our family was we're all catholic everyone around us, a Catholic.
We all knew a priest that try to fuckin kid or the arctic kid or you heard about oppressive factor, Kenya or Mama.
My friend was he went away to some fuckin camp in this, though the priest, like climbed into
bed with them and was trying to grab his hand shovel downs. Patsy was league literally fighting the guy, often running away from home. It was, of course,
Easy stories like Y, hear the Catholics, I think, there's a work ethic they come
with it and a service of God thing in a christian soldier thing and then his eyes.
So all the repression in shame about sexuality that plays out the Irish in the same way the Irish have you know they saved the Bible.
This book called how the Irish save civilization and when
the roman empire, was being destroyed. They were burning everything
the Bible in Europe, like they literally destroyed all the bibles?
in Ireland. There were the monks that were like,
no, the the wood
scrolls called in Dublin
the whatever their call, but they were here
and writing bibles by the fuckin. Thousands and that's with saved Christianity,
Why and so and then, and then you get into the poets, you know Yeats, in Eugene, o, Neill and, and you think about
what the Irish have offered to this place, but the same thing massive kid fuckers had stood than the number of people throughout history that were kids.
Occurs that's what was really weird is egg. If you go through history- and you know what a which got better ass, these, I would call it is up to technical word visit having sex with under age boys. But it's really common, like
like throughout human history, throughout wrong and the Middle EAST Anders
so many fuckin instances of great men through in like it wasn't, Socrates, a kid fucker. Now you mean like how many people quote, Socrates, and then have that caveat, but it also for kids
that doesn't, it is even a pass on that little noise post, fuck heads back then. Yes, people, lotta people, pride fuck them to those. Probably sexual exchanges were like without much less rigid idea of what sexual exchanges were acceptable. That's not that long ago,
it has that hundreds of years ago we were just fuckin I'd annually. For I fuckin kid is lot animals. I think, though, probably go too far. I figure
worse, would probably fight back the legal. I don't know about that. I wouldn't fuck a horse, they kick your dead, that's trail, they decide their done.
Yeah, I'm not gonna, be cool about it then archipelago finish
they're gonna. Do you offer you want to
lazy. Animal yeah you dont, want death by female horse or mail or severe in America should probably ed.
She seems pretty popular shall wear one. That would definitely the one. You know it's weird, that its illegal to kill animals
When you are again do anything but Edam like and ITALY, it's illegal to fuck animals, I can't fuck em, but you can kill him yeah. You can eat em, but you can't fuck me ass. He can't do a dual purpose.
She can't kill, em, fuck em, then Edam, because then your fuckin dead animal nets, gross
I think there might be legal, I think it's more legal,
fuckin dead animal than alive animal. Don't make because
What are you doing, then? You really just masturbating cause, there's not a living thing in your presence. It can't be rape of its debt.
He knows how there's like stages of like how you feel about the dead animal does like one
stage. One is the live animal right if you fuckin alive annually, crazy ass, already subject than animal two year stage to you, fuckin dead, animal like what is wrong with you like. Why? Why do you want
fuck you forget about whether you should be able to do it, but if you kill it and then eat it right, everybody's fun,
That gives like what you're supposed to do, but you can't fuck its body. But what? If you just jerked off with a chair
in cutlet. Would you rather only deck and so
came the road like what the fuck are you doing great like do until it sounds crazy, but I feel so good and exclaimed it up. Then I ate it stay
don't you get it takes a by? What's this,
craves us. Dare now these same fucking chicken cutlet
it's all, I can think about because he slippery and pre its area of ISAF without GMO Chickens and wrap writer on your heart, hell, yeah and its breast
get about it being your tip fuck it. You know what you do
you would take a bag. What I'm that block storage bags, Ia Chicken call it in the bag and then he'd up some water to about
Ninety nine degrees- and then you done the chicken cut led in the water
Heats up is but a body skin temperature, and he just cover their bitch with cable
yeah just lather it in there, and then you put an oven mid on, let wrapped around you shack and crimes against humanity, never felt so good
yeah, you can use gun and you're gonna cut down because you ve tender eyes, especially like you don't have to use in animal or you could jerk off for the nice. Our continent will or
oil, you, you know
of a kind of oil has a high flashpoint due to oil jerk off. Well, yes, then after dies, you don't come near chicken
no use of all out. That's grow, come on you're food, but don't be late.
Really green. The multiple uses I love it, but we can accept the fact that we,
We want pleasure. You know that we want
pleasure from a flashlight as gross you, wanna fuck? That thing that's grows that we want
as your from a chicken cutlets using an animal's flash as a master Bayesian too will eat. It will sink our teeth into it and swallow it belongs
in a world animal will need a cows. Fuckin milk with Israel,
so where's the rules. According to section, sixty nine of the sexual offences act. Two thousand three. Sixty nine commits a person commits an offence of intercourse with an animal if a
he unintentionally prioritize intentionally sees me, performs an actor.
Penetration which his penis be. What is penetrate,
is the vagina or anus of a living animal such a afraid. So that's not in
course, with an animal and blowjobs afraid but notice. How both of them are. He
yeah, you know you ve been there. I presume he doing.
Then I referred a chick fucking, a horse, a chick fucking, a horse
seems totally legal. Would there be a horse fucking a check them out to check for now that dirty bed? She shows a horse with such backs up John keeps him stuck in. That's dolly kept back up or go forwards tool against his will articles that has to do with David Cameron and Prime Minister. Think of when the Uk Britain this just talking about if he could have gone troublesome happiness and allegations of something in some memoirs about something I'm not reading. All of the article I was just reading about. He quit his penis in a dead pig head. He did that's what it says. Sorry, that's the allegation where he was and university- oh so, but it was breaking down if what he did is actually a legal or not and you it has to be a day and a Morris was a dead anyone. This court, in this case so for the live animal it sex with an animal.
So it's dead animals tat they deal and then we're broke down than it would have mattered where it happened, and if someone would have taken a picture of it, there's no picture mine and that's all areas upload. Your also maybe ok dies fucking hilarious,
Where does that? We have rules and what we allow you to fuck by,
you can kill them and eat them, but you can't just tell him. You can only tell me if you going to eat them,
just shoot? Account had lived there wrought, even though that's
the natural processes and animal falls down.
RO start eating an rats eat. The grass devours it
It's you know it decays and goes into the ground, but you can't do that
the only legitimate floor unless you strap a bit in its mouth, sit on it and around fuckin today
we'll try you do that. Then it breaks has lagged any, can kill them and had then that is fair and we weird rule
rules with how we interact with animals. Not an
I'm not saying you should go out fucking animals, I'm not saying you should be able to I'm not saying you should hope nobody interprets. What we're saying is that I'm just saying it is is weird that we make rules about things like that like her.
Was fucking these animals to the point where, like we had a right this down, I'm
The prize is not more animal fucking
just think about. Horny people are, and you think about people it can't get laid YO
and I just it seems incredible to me that that you don't hear all that, maybe just does people find out, maybe there's more
fucking going on. Then we really are aware of how many million guileless alone, with a fuckin giant dog like one of those big fuckin shit
dogs.
It's weird, then I would lessen their cause, he's fuck in it,
Greg that so not true. Sometimes I just have a nice pet dog and they love em
a kiss on the face and they throw the ball form is a wonderful companion, but it Lee
a few guys are out there right now. Why I'm talking?
three hundred million people in this country plus Mexicans, was that number three, fifty whatever it is.
When I, even though the number has written and they say plus Mexicans, not try me
Is this your welcome? Here? I say it's day: that's it s, Fakir! Let him stay still fuck the animal
but what I'm saying is at a three hundred plus
people. There is at least one person right now as his balls covered in whipped cream. His dogs,
aw on his balls and he's Jerome more than that near released. One though, like super confident
If I had, if they said Mister Redmain, would you like to be ten thousand dollars on that being true, yes,
yes, it's good. My wanderers right now for three hundred million has whipped cream eyes balls and he's jirga
five dogs like this now and then the map so spots in the map what's happening and it would be like those trump states. Just like you know when you like, I can't believe you're all read it be like that's. What a black like like the sky, like a constellation an entire country, would light up would be like three thousand people. At the same time,
that's too much well as partner happening. I say it says right here and that those
he's. The reality is legal in Kentucky Montana, New Jersey, Nevada of CORE
Ohio. A higher jersey does permit civil unions
you can marry an animal. You can
Have a civil union with your animal. Fifty five percent of the states
wherein beast reality is legal same sex. Marriage is not my God as long as that is insulting the states which do not
criminals, beastie algae, yet ban same sex marriages are Kentucky Montana, New Jersey, Nevada, Ohio, Texas, Virginia West Virginia and Wyoming Hole.
Lee shed they dont criminal
physiology, but they have a ban on doing Marian dude system misdemeanor and must not other states too. What, if you
You're gay for a male dog right has at work. I think they can't do.
So if you're allowed to marry a dog, you could fuck it for sure right now. That's all
problems of bees, duality right or not.
Where's jersey allows for us a civil union amongst people who are gay. Did
allow for a civil union amongst you and your animal yeah. How dare you
turbid it that way, but
you know I mean: how can how can you,
say that it's ok to fuck animals, which gave you Bulgaria marry that that is the way that fact that we let
that stay on the books like everyone needs sit down.
What are we doing business? What is this thing? It's! Ok, it's ok to fuck you, sheep dog!
but these two lesbians and gay marriage get our boys at insult and get out away, but now its national
Gay marriage is legal in all states correct. Is it.
I think so mean it'll be challenged once Troke comes in is illegal in all states federally. I think it is right
again. There was a year ago. I think it's federally legal bills, states that have issues with that's interesting,
So it's like the opposite of the private marijuana marijuana being
legal and allow states, but federally illegal, weird systems, never get it set out with it. It was a lady Kentucky. She wouldn't she wouldn't personally, wouldn't it
you, the marriage license. That's right! You're right, I mean you're right. That was that the crazy lady for Jesus Jesus don't want now players circular, each other off onto the power of my government.
And they brought in the convention,
republican? I know she will be here s your goddamn here
I'll be around
I would have you know and love is the trumps inauguration. I see what he's got line for the talent so far, Mormon
Abernathy require Choir
and all of of the raw cats a budget. Do it I'm sure pretty. Well
Democrats, I heard I don't is confirmed that the Democrats are putting
on a concert that same night and I've got spray.
Steam, lady
gonna, fuckin, J C and beyond, say like literary like fifteen of the biggest names in at him.
And trumpet such a star fucker. This is kill it up. How we're the Democrats are doing
something on the inauguration. I like that, why that maybe it's not that night but its around then maybe the trunk fuck with them. Oh yeah, totally
well, I think it's raising awareness that we have to stay vigilant, that you know. I don't think we should shut down government, but I think that we should make sure that the constitution is being honoured. That's a big question right now: how how does a cargo from being a reality start being the president men? It's almost beyond a match.
Nation. Like the fact it's real and I keep go opening up CNN everyday gone, oh yeah, every day,
the dogs to see comical aware. This is the guy. Oh yeah. I won,
I bet you did about it last night about how we just wanted to move us down. Don't give my been aware organ suppose it was called the we're the people concept, but I'm not seeing there's no tickets for sale right now. We, the people,
four Trump noticed that Democratic Miami is supposedly there's rumours that promoter was gonna book. It is called a clock of Cox. Class in Vilnius is economic growth
discipline. Arrows was gonna happen, but cocksure anybody's ports, Hilary a cock is called again
a guy who was means not just that's. Why is she our cook? If you're?
white knight in your cock, like its new, all right, speak
no share, it came
other, originally from the porn phrase cock hold and which, like a guy,
your wife funny you your excellent ethical like watching, it goes back in Shakespeare but day they changed it, but
How is it that their more lining her for her husband cheating when
Europe has had three wives for women and its first, whose whose they deemed right, but not a big generalization,
Well, they went after they bride they brought out
all of
Clinton's accident
stresses at their public and adventure, while was that all p
that he allegedly sexually assaulted this little stronger than just mistresses. I think its prey accommodation, the best of I think they are
hours. They were woman, they were accusing them of rape weren't they
were they all, I think so, but the or accusing it of sexual assault, one that wasn't that what's the big deal was it wasn't just that he had affairs with these women near it was that
where's like some allegations. It's all.
Think that's what it was, but it is amazing how much that has again and again to enter list of sexual advances and things like that
there's more conceptual advances is, in my opinion, very different. Sexual solitary groping, dropping possessing
when you say sexual advances like it's always like what is, I mean the talk to her cry like grabbing pussies? How dare you, how dare
What is weird is that you know without permission and again
defending Trump on this one, but the first move
first move. You can either go you
we go hard or you can be
many gentlemen. You now
Not too many guys are saying. May I kiss you you? Usually
is going to try to kiss somebody wrote is what he did. Not only that can you go
when a grab a woman's vagina, as your first move, can you cut to third? Can you steal for
The second ago right to third who says you can well, if it worked, it would be a fuck and bold
didn't you say they let you was
One of you said yes and you get out and about crazy groupies. I do I do
found it, because it's a way to do it like
here's a sitting like iron. When I was a teenager, there was a girl driving a car, and I didn't know where that well, but
We were like sixteen or seventeen I wash
who's driving. I put my hand there were like three kids in the bow
And everyone is getting high and I put my
and on her knee and I kind of worked it. I work
down the thigh. Slowly slowly is it ok,
not Santa, but it's it's dark quiet and I got I got to her
I got her vagina massaged it while she drove
then we got to where we're gonna get out of the car.
I never saw her again. Oh, was that in fact Joe Rogan, immoral, not my eyes, girls like
boys, boys and girls thrash. You might call a friends our again do check this out does do fingered me all the way home was awesome and I went home and finished
Maybe you know she finished. What does it at home cuts the grab my pussy, what he said
Girls, hot shit in the purple, says Bush now costs toasted embassies today show I got some take
That's just in case. I start kissing. Her trump says:
and when you're a star they let you do it trumps
has gathered by the pussy Trump says you can do anything he's been funny. You know it's unfortunate that that's you know, and people like making this this thing about it being locker room talk is inexcusable cancer, locker room talking! You can't expect some ones were
words when it's two guys talking shit to each other like that to be transferred, literally onto like, like when you reading it you're reading it out, do not take into account there too,
guy sitting next to each other on a bus talking shit being funny
One of them is a fuckin renowned, entertainer and his whole thing
is about him being is like braggadocio winner and he's he's.
Obviously playing it up these playing it up to an audience of
one not an audience of eighty
million or, however many people found out about it or more whatever. The hell was that read that
Can you see that as a sort of an insight into his character in terms of showing women from power structure of him happy,
the power in them not and will not affect how he leads the country for sure.
That is absolutely away to look at it. Another way to look at it is. He was
used to groupies that wanted to do and a lot of them probably dead
I think, when Europe Falcon billionaire, when you're powerful, forget Donati but he's also a multi billion as many billions of dollars. The type of gold digging hosed muzzle launch themselves in his direction must be like they must have.
Fight them off. Here, like like thought, the hoard in Lord of the rings for gonna try and he's worth a lot of fuckin money. A gal could just sneak in and take a piece of that.
You think he's peel half a million here and there for women who heard em like it, wouldn't hurt him. They would take some nice.
Gonna give you have any sensible sense if he does not and is not a marauder a business marauder, because just because he likes money like he likes, the whole thing is all of the above. That's part of all the above of the massive success he can do whatever you want flies in his Jessica. Billions of dollars got this super hot wife is like he's he's a present in the fucking I'd states. Now is doing what you mean that
standard for his operational procedures? Does whatever the fuck he wants? Will it's kind of animal logistic? Because if you think about it, you know that the report,
Creating is the most important thing and you get to do that as a male. When you are the most powerful, so Indiana
kingdom. All that everything
athletes into being able to fuck the female, and so
or a guy like that. You know to be.
Most powerful man in his own mind means this despoils prizewinner, the goes. The spoils. Posses heterosexual
had boils down to heterosexual Maria with a massive
amount of money and power- and you know it Now- is the president. What the fuck we'll see! What happens? It's gonna be interesting. They the interesting thing to me
It is now there's a guy who has been literally paying off politicians for the longest time, giving massive campaign contributions now he's the president himself,
what you going to do when he gets in there. I mean he's even talked himself about how the electoral college is stupid and he's like yeah, but we probably should go to the popular vote. He goes. That would be a different race though,
and try to win the race like saying that she won the electoral toil vote or that she won t the popular vote, but he won the electoral college rotten. She won the popular vote by many hundreds of hours,
and three million was irrelevant. Aliens through third forms of s case like he was saying with that's a different race like you could do. A popular vote was actually be an easier
but it's a different race like if you want to win the electoral college. Gonna win. Those states says how goes anything
it only did it and she even avoided those states to build Clinton's fuckin anxious. Apparently he was furious at the substance that he threw a cell phone dahlias Yelena you gotta go these places. You gotta campaign is that she would like those are. My people like to any liberals thought they had it in the bag to many liberal style. Everybody thinks too, I think everybody. I know thanks. It's trapped in president there's people just all throughout those cornfields. Just so happy so happy when he got office is Alot Instagram posts that I follow. Instead,
pages, you gotta people's pages and it's all hashtag mega hashtag make american Grant again ha pickup truck make America Green out
talk to every one of those mother in two years I wanna talk to all of you face to face and had account,
Don't say that say that because then they gonna blame the liberals in your part of the liberal conspiracy. The reason why Trump wasn't successful, because the Liberal back Congress try to anarchy
the power structure levers no back Congress. He trap
May I worked for wars. Dotcom fuckin tale.
You right now the Republicans have the right idea.
If he is not successful, he's got the centre
and Congress and the Supreme Court and the good guy the gubernatorial
control he's got it all that's correct
the agendas and go through. He cannot
Blame liberals. I hoping with great sincerity that we
slowly phase out the idea of having one individual president. I think it's ridiculous. I think it goes back to the ancient fuckin primates
Alpha male king of these vessels used are structured. Amals occupy that one thrown too many people to make bushes twenty Clinton's to stop stop and would have doll trump,
and then in a few years down the road of song, gets anywhere there, the next empire and easily get up here you never know it's. The idea was great. When we first started, the idea was great to have one person who is really exceptional. Have that one person lead, but I think that this point time the collective strength of human beings has been demonstrated really clearly in this world. The collective strength is far greater when everyone contributes
Well, it's a collective group of mines, thinking and communicating about things and people who owe you only do everything
what their way- and we have to realise like what's the right way like there's too much debate back and forth about, what's the laughed and what's the right, and what's that healthy way? What's the what's the correct
way for, like the society to be even and smooth and your kids go to war.
The school and morning without worrying about someone taking them in eating them. Like there's this fuckin guy,
Jordan Petersen that I have recently was talking about these posters
they put up in Russia in the nineteen thirty saying, don't eat your children, whose document Marxism in communism and where, where can go off or where a lot of these ridiculous posturing, intellectuals that claimed to be marxist and understand the consequences, the money and he does really really well and so in. I talked about the gulags capellan reading about to hold a different thing.
Happen to people that become indoctrinated into these ideologies and then started carrying out these horrific crimes in the name of omens flock it's terrifying fun and all the people die because a communism like agree, looked human history, it just a bunch of you.
Getting jacked we'll wait till you saying that there should be a strong leader of their shit. His marxism is without a strong leader. Then why dont think there should be one person. I think we should figure out who the top mines as far as people it
on a contribute who the top minds are and vet them out
have a whole goddamn panel of people like it. I like what but superhero movies with ie go till I get a cab.
America a council of elders. Somehow right, you know, those have been always have much. Why
Man sitting around it would be glowing from behind, like some thought type. Shit right
literally what we need, but the elders is the poor
because a law a lot at times these oligarchy become old people like like Congress before before Johnson.
Men. Congress was literally seniority. Every committee in Congress was based
Seniority. The oldest mother fucker, ran fangs smokers
and it was crazy at it in a good, totally backlogged any legislation than he came enemy. He broke that up, so
alive the longest. He knows the old way knows.
Ways. We will continue the old way put your powder wagon.
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Jamie, a high dose of vegetables, his body was unknown to do this and you
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firearms enthusiast in Vegas, budding injustice, no Justin just
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tomorrow, our yet of sea region nears Eve. Now it's the day before New Year's eve to not compete with nears it's the thirtieth. So
Friday night, which super super rare and it's the return of run
rousing fishing, fighting she's fighting the
Champion Amanda Nunez very intense match up run around in train like a fuckin demon. Man ass, he has crazies, cannot frightened
So are you doing to show why you're out there? No, not this time
out just gonna hang out with some friends in town. I dont want
always do shows like
tomorrow, I'm going to work out with marked Dellagrotte a kickboxing trainer
the real good buddy, minor, worsening of say, he's gonna, be there so
we'll. Do the wagons go, get some knee and go to Jim Wax and paths round, vice just relax take to weaken our
can I come in to read the winds
one day which this, where usually it's Friday, but every Thursday now and then the fighter on Friday night, and indeed you much. Perhaps you have to like review stats and stuff
Also the prep I do. I just do naturally believe it or not, because I'm just curious but the fights because another coming up so like we did a breakdown show on Monday. On Monday we did a breakdown show. We went over the key
and I'll do more that on my own
but a sally anybody asked me to do it and it's not like I'm do it, because I want to do it
I do, I'm doing because it enhances my appreciation of the fight by
little bit about each dude watch, fumes, old, fights, go alike.
Does this look, how she does that or disguised gotta get one good position
Let me get, he gets. Indisposition finishes gas, so it's fun to do it from that perspective like so then, when I'm watching the fight,
I've got a kind of an understanding of how the least how they used to move in a six months ago. A year ago, people get better quick to as gas either. Weird thing about this world
There are many worlds changing so fast, like the level of athletes is moving in such a fast direction. These guys keep getting better and better and better and better and better and they're all get
better so it's hard to tell. But if you compare like a top level athlete of today, verses, atop of lovely of Vienna, too
years ago. That's when you see this dark gigantic differences in an EU of Sea started in ninety three in comparison to two thousand. Sixteen stark crazy differences we can, I can, I see guys stay at the top, is long
think: well, some guys can or some girls can. You know, depending on how good they are. Some people have
massive advantages that are very difficult to overcome, like Anderson, so when he was in his prime
Heiresses had a massive advantage in timing and speed and creativity and striking, whereas he defended
on the ground. It was difficult to take down
got him down, is pretty good defensively with his guard, but standing up he's a goddamn genius who was a virtuoso
and he would just like move audio and do weird shit do and playing catch. You with a front kicked the face
or something, and he would time
you figure you out? Fine, you distance and then land
I'm crazy shit on your fuck you up and he did it to so many people. So when a guy like those at the top,
he's so truly exceptional one particular aspect of the of the game: a lot of time. They can go on a good run.
You know, so it's it's hard target really going to run like to meet you as mighty mouse, Johnson, probably on like the longest run as a champion. Now I think it's the only
this run the most windows
champion figures are, he might be like
up there with Anderson anymore,
wins and then maybe John Jones, and there too, what weight? Is he he's? A small sky he's one twenty five he's a fly way: Champ and police, in my opinion, he's the best pound for pound guy
if you look at like he's deadly small than the guys who can move differently, because it's not so weighed down by
gravity, so it's a geek, it's very difficult, like look at his movements and say well, each compare him took out for me
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more hampered down by gravity. Liquors is body just has to push around so much more is no wake and move with the kind of fluidity garlic mighty mouse can, and what's that
guess guy that Mighty Moussa Fight Anderson, silver, ten fight when stricken Demetrius Johnson is at eight right below JOR, saint Pierre, which that night at nine. I think this is as of July, can also Dmitri
defenders title again, so his tie with George Saint Pierre for second place so lets. You know like a girl again
a perfect example soup or TUG John Jones. Another one perfect example: John Jones is ridiculously talented athlete aside. When you have
these are really really town, two guys like extreme outliers they'd. They tend to be able.
On rules also, because when you fight them, it's terrifying.
Cause. You know, you're. Stepping in there with the alpha is doubly and therewith Anderson Sylvan is primary bows dealing like oh, my god, what the fuck am. I got myself into the you pop yourself.
For it and get yourself thinking like down the fuckin man now but like when you actually across the street from the man and euro
each other I die and you realize, like that's Anderson, mother, fuckin silver about this,
tap into the ring step into the octagon, rather with the best ever
he didn't have said on the edge of a tall buildings, so tat
for them to get over. That it takes us
for strong mind as to be able to fight at your best, whether not your best as aid, even good enough. That's another aspect of the fight when it
they're. Not your best is good enough is really secondary because you're, not
to be able to be at your best. You can we so freaked out and so fuckin nervous.
Your time he's gonna be off you,
dreadful and it's gonna be fuckin puppet through your veins, you might get adrenaline dumps, you might tyre out a second round a yellow
energy resources. Yet a man
your anxiety and your face and a goddamned engines
like a real live superhero character,
can he seeing all of those weaknesses emu? He sees everything he sees it
think too, when you start moving around when you are,
move around with them. He had move around with you and you see how you move whether you move slow, like you would take us time who take his time, then just open up on guys, fascinating to watch him because he would dissect eyes. He had seen
sexting guys he bouncing around a move, any changes footwork. He would like throw a little fake your way and see how you react could hit you right there. Ok, I see what's going on here and then you do some stuff in areas like not not. Today
with that, and you would see him doing
calculations in his mind and setting up traps and then somewhere in the second round he would attack and when he was in his prime images dawning to behold areas right now,
I stand by this guy hands down.
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mini stand up was so exceptional, but he still fighting yeah. I still fighting, but he's forty forty or forty one now and that's the only fucking thing in the world is undefeated as father time and just check this shit out. This is him when he was in his prime
But slides either the way drops out do with a punch may just had
way of moving. Let's see, deceived
you have to highlight real. Not just this one fight us highlight tribute. I say this is the same fight
couple times in a row, this guy had a real good chance to get some Travis looter, there's a bunch of people that he fought the showing that he was so goddamn good, ass, Travis, looter caught in a trial again elbow had he just was at that time in particular, here
the next level striking, because we had never seen anybody who had like real world class striking
hills in the middle way division. Like Anderson did he just had special,
Bg Mme, urges rounded his bow.
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physically strong for sure, but the big thing,
in addition, wasn't like how Biggie was it was just how how technically was and how why how brilliant his ability to figure guys out was. This is a guy who fought, namely Murray Lee Mary is a guy who put on the biggest bank robbery in the history.
Of the great of Great Britain deck I stole hundreds of millions of dollars, allegedly from a bank, ends in jail. I think in Morocco now because of it, but he was an assassin too, and they they two men up and Anderson Silva. Let em on fire yeah, just fucked him up to stood right from
leg, leg kicked shit out of beat his ass took his best shot. He was so good, so
you friends with silver. I know my see him. He doesn't speak English tat good, but I was given a hug zoom he's very nice guy near and again the greatest of all time. If your phone
sport, my opinion like that guy, when he was in his like whatever is like a few year period, where someone can exist at the highest of our p
and when he was in the highest of Europeans, the argument is really between him and
we state or million Anko who fond pride, I think fate or is a real possibility, like I could stay deftly, could see the argument that he was number one and said Anderson, but it's really Icu fuck knows they find different organisations if a different people- and I think
the town levels probably little bit better in the sea, but is arguable that it wasn't because you know he was frightened croak up in his pride
I'm in no Gara in his prime and fade or for some of the all time great at their best and beat him. So it's it's arguable that he fought a tougher range of opponents. So maybe it's arguing that favours accomplishments or more impressive,
because the opposition is far was bigger, more dangerous. In fact, croak up when Croak office, just an assassin smashing people not can anybody dead and he walked down and out kickboxing, mostly
it's mostly what the fight was about. So when you get to know these guys, like I'm sure, you're more friendly with some than others do, is that hearted effect here? The way you call the fights in terms of being critical,
it can be. I try not to make it, though a try really hard to be as objective as
possible about what I'm saying is. Sometimes we will get upset like that, I'm friends with, because I'm talking about things that they're doing wrong or things that are going wrong for them, and so they'll think that
brooding against them, and it might look. I'm not now say something you have conversation with MIKE Dude, I'm not running s like this is what I'm seeing I'm seeing this
Like I'm seeing you I know, you were thinking that you're winning this part of the fight or you're thinking of being hypercritical, but I have to say it if I'm seeing it
Try really hard to have a point.
I'm not a critical persons are like mocking someone for no reason or did dirt
talking in a negative way about their technique. For no reason it's only because it's not it's happening.
I wonder buddy, you know pointing out the momentum of the night and on us.
I want to know. What's going on it's wrong like silk as year your job as a commentator is now
just takes to say what's happening and talk about what's happening, but in Emma
It's also to explain things like. I have to explain certain things like that are critical in a fight like
slick say if someone gets kicking the leg really hard a few times. You seem start the limp, and I have to point out that I see him limping now. There's gonna be huge issue.
He tries to shoot in. If you want to move away he's gonna hinders mobility. It's very imports are then the people at home. Now they go
Ok, well, that make sense. Oh yeah, look back is limping. Oh shit, get hit nonsense,
but again now is on the ground. Again I gotta can get up like I see it now, so you know you know
peer a story, TAT gets you also you're you're talking about a mathematical problem is essentially a problem is being duped out like this literally like force problem. It's like this verses this
do you trying to get their faster you trying to hit harder in the better positions,
the geometry of the human body it trying to
accelerate towards the vulnerable areas, and do it better so one of the best ways to do,
and then is a science and art behind doing it in the best way, and it's my job
to explain that science and art the best I can live in motion whilst all happening I can't be biased. I try very hard to not be
because it's really important. I point out both sides, and sometimes people accuse you of it, and I
swear to God? If, if you do feel that I'm doing it is absolutely not intentional, I try
very hard to try to be as balanced and
by us, as I can walk explaining exactly what I see playing our meeting with my friends. I see my friend getting fucked up and, unlike his can't drop that right hand
he's drama that right hand, the guy step into the right and he's gonna catch him and then bull when they catch him like fuck
but you see it happening sometimes before they can see it, does that ever effect. How close you
yourself get to a fighter, no, no, not respect them all very,
deeply in one eye, and I don't really get friends with a lot of em an idea. I want the best for all of them in that,
how's contradictory. It sounds like impossible if someone who think like if they fight that burden and they
that person, and you like that person, but you like them, a euro, you're a trader or something or like why? How can you talk to that person
you talk to him, he's my mortal em but look man. I hate the fact that you guys are enemies. I don't know how much of his real, how much but you do have a press, but I'm not happy with it, but I, like the guy, he's a good guy guy. I can be friends
somebody that you're, not friends with I give you have some guy that you don't like you would have to have a good reason. You know, like somebody fucked you over can be like uncompetitive reason like
guys who fought nor bitter about it. You I mean I give it: was it like you, too,
about some guy fucked you over and Business Dios. I might add our fuck that you know what it's like. I did something wrong. Just a competitor
that Fuckin guy. I try to follow my arm in a bomb fuck here melody. Oh your dress! Here you know that's with a lot of fighters. They develop these like very these deeply sort of conflicting relationships with it with fellow fighters can get to
most of them, because any gonna have to find out more yeah. Some guys don't give a fuck. Some guys become friends with guys than one fight them, how yeah
and it has were chasing stories that happening lotta, guys loggers done their luggage.
I started out friends and because they had a fight each other, like John Jones and shot Evans. I was a big story. I grew shot Evans's like John Jones, bigger older brother and
real class and then now, when John fought for the title, he fought for the topics were shot was injured and John
on the title, John stepped in on short notice, one the title, and then it became
possibility of one? They were shod fighting John for the title, and then they wound of getting wreck super bitter about it and not like each other and more generally, really interesting to watch
that's just one example there's a lot of guys who are close, close guys, close their bodies with each other they get, and then they get the fuck out of each other. Their credit not get close. It's like with comedian,
Syria type were hanging out of the store and, like I can't talk like
So what you tell me about, like he hates being called a legend who so that, I might say, oh zero version here, Don Gavin, now,
I mean and appoint was illegally
Well, I don't want to get to know just tone. It was wrong. Why and I,
He is he's alleges lodge and could I think he got, he got it intro of being a legend. The other night no saying to me, I fuckin hate that, because you know I'm in here scrap and like everybody else, you know these lineups are killed like the line up. The other night was like it was
delete you and ham and digest the Americans need and decide on any, given that you want to be called the legend, because that just immediately puts you on a shelf instead of in the fight
so anyway, he said
to mean a reason I want to say it is. I can see
May taken out of context and grow like oh you hate being
all the ledge, but if you like, I can I've, been called that by young comics and dislike. Don't call me a fucking
and because I presided and earn a second of all like I'm still play
the game, I'm still on the roster here
serve to be, but I was just thinking like you can have that conversation with somebody who's not doing what we do because
It's almost sound like like your full yourself
doing the fighters. Spry things it. They can only talk to each other about that. They could never talk to stray people about because they just have been
their overshort Hetty. Knock it closed other fighters. Are, you might have deaf to fight one day
Firstly, when there's a lot of guys in the same way in the same camp, which is very beneficial, because if you get a bunch like
really good gallic team alpha males approve example that this law all these guys, that around one hundred
eighty five to one or fifty five pound way: class, Blaylock, really illegal and one twenty five. Even but a lot of you,
the guy's Norway classes and I'll training other they never mind each other. Here then
they had a big falling out, can t J D, Russia on the title and he left team. Alpha man went the Denver, and now they don't like each other like this, so much, camaraderie and and and teams, and
and like this, it's weird sort of tribal Bonn that goes with teams and other teams.
PETE against other teams that I like gangs,
in a lot away, a lot of ways, but you know they're, not they're, not criminals. That is a bunch of dudes that are bonded together and women too
not a fuckin, serious hard core women and sport now like theirs.
Like Amanda Nunez, the World Champ
and she's a first openly gay anime fighter champion rather first opened the gate Emma may champion
and she's the women's one hour. Thirty five pound fighter she's one's gonna fight, run arousing where she, from she's from Brazil
but she lives in Florida, trains and american top teams. Like the big camp wounds like there's, a few big camps are throughout the world, but my comes
Like ITALY level. Emma fighters like whose
the biggest among them it's between Jackson's and Albuquerque, New Mexico and Miami market. Opting pages have so many fuck elite
for her to train with people if she's a good denial and many whose appear now sure, but she fuckin fights with due to its agenda
Spargo Dude, I'm sure that a lot of em do almost all women spar with toots lilies somewhat and that's the most
The deuce, at least in high level camps, are very respectful like they're, not you, then I don't try to hurt a woman and a date that the best people in the best camp
now realized the the damage that you taken sparring. It's like a frequent conversation now, as I too, not spar hard dyke sparring should almost be like technical and playing unlike very light,
so you not damaging your body not taken unnecessary shown, kick a leg. Will you kid
little bit in the legs of bad weather, promised ahead as the real problem,
and even taken up in the leg is no no reason to kick someone full blast. You know you kicked back full blast, you don't need to kick a person formalised, and so these big teams
the more talent you get in like one way class. The more you get
bunch of shark circle in the same seal or whatever the fuck you whenever they analogy would want like yet better more competition
better interaction as long as there's a good camaraderie between all the fighters, but it so hard to maintain almost always wind up get mad each other, so many fuckin hit. Somebody after practice is in some way some thing with a gun
have to fight some days, they they talk to each other, and also I mean I'm sure you know a lot more about this than I do, but the people that will be
drawn to a sport like this might be contentious people. They might be people that have pretty good size ego.
Is an hour, maybe a confrontational, and so those p
large necessarily always interact that well with others, quite a few of them for sure. But you be amazed as one of the more fastening things about Mme you'd be amazing,
many college educated, very reasonable. Rational people just view it as the ultimate extreme.
Values whether it be out riding a fuckin snowboard off the top
the mountain dropped off and a helicopter, and you go down the side of a clear for its visit. Those kind of people, those kind of extreme athlete people that my
got to be a max riding or might have gotten into a lot of things that we don't think
ass being like violent aggressive, but their ultra risk taking sports and the reward that comes from doing like a flip when it when you
You know ex jumping in you flip through the air and land. Anyway, that's all I'm cheating, death thing and those same people. I think a lot of like elite ones are getting there getting interested and possibly competing
may and taking that risk and challenging themselves. In that way. Solution
lotta like very smart people, man here it's and I think that at the highest level you have to be smart. You talk to a girl of John.
And he might make some poor decisions with his legs. Parties align is kind of crazy, but he's very smart. We talk
and you look in his eyes in whether or not he has access to the same vocabulary as Christopher Kitchens did now
maybe not, but he's a fucking genius in fighting. He knows that
figure people out. He knows how to fight under pressure is good as anybody alive and when you talk to him
he's very engaging he's. Not,
in any way stupid, he's a very smart gun.
He has his interests in his focus and if he is his focus in his interest, we're in intellect
she'll pursuits, if
if that was really what stimulated him and made him want to do not follow through on something like that who showed me
we got an idea. I think it's really easy for people to sort of.
Discredit someone in someone's intellectual capacity. Just because I wasn't I went intellect I was just talking about in terms of alpha status that it is hard to put a bunch alpha people near each
other without a little bit of. Ah he now bang
thus yes, but my point is that less than you would think it would be
much more camaraderie and much more social, like very reasonable interaction. Gentlemen, interaction that you would imagine gas much more that, but the promise
Alexander Macgregor comes long talks, mad shit. He liked the world on fire.
And everybody wants talk, shit now and I get it I get it. I mean it sells itself paper view good, for this boy
they wonder why money. If they talk shit rude, they just released this thing on someone. Did it on how much Conor Macgregor he sold more
paper views
a year, then the
Entire roster combined. You compare all the other fights of like.
Forget how it was done with branded shop sent to me. These aren't you, Jim now lies I saw
finally, what kind of money retired in about a career? I don't know
gets paid out unannounced. I don't know how much he gets per paper view, but look at this. The entire
Ross, who drew three point three to
report to a three to three point: two million in two thousand fourteen Conor Mcgregor Drood
double that on his own in twelve months, while GNP Hole
erected for the most paper view buys in total, because yet
How produce more than TAT
Carcano Hold holds basically every other paper view record
Gregor has drawn and insane six point. Eight five million buys, and just fifteen months
holy shit, wow
and twice as many buys in one year than the entire. You have see roster in two thousand fourteen, just his fights
so, where's run. What's he make it? Why that's a good question
gum, you're, saying recently that he wouldn't fight. Unless it's well actually need ideas.
Was saying that he would fight. Rather, who was his opponent in the last? Not this last fight, which is Eddie Avez
the fight before that there was a rematch with nay, nay, even the first five and then not is a real, close fight. The sacrifice Conor wanted decision.
Dates and that he will fight lesson is twenty million box and lobby will say? Well, that's too much he's not gonna! U pay that! I don't! I don't know
How much like how much
He is there like slits leg of this work will be twenty million in purse or in endorsements or arbitrary purse, but his
paper you separate than purse right. Well, though, Nano Paper he's based on purse curse is based on paper, but you get points,
or you get a piece of the action or you can get a guarantee rights over. It's gonna be guaranteed, save.
That's what he said. Obviously I'm not a mathematician. We know this right, so
we said, twenty million bucks? That's as we want to fight for. If paper views,
sixty hours, hummers aghast, let's say sixty and they say they sell a million paper views, which is an excellent number,
sixty million dollars
so sixty million dollars. He wants a third of that right off the top
And then you got to think what I was going to fight Conor Conor, going to take one slash three of that to write at least he's going to he's going to take less than eight. What's up,
now and then go if so. If he's got, if I can
cod is gonna, take, probably even more than that right. So it's twenty and what twenty five, whose others less for the EU of sea? Then those two guys who that's, how
in boxing. That's how it is in like if you look like the purses for like a lot of boxing matches. The way they have it described is like the biggest
If I may well get alliance share, the purse and everything else gets less included
the promoters I got you didn't take it sales, which surprises couple million they ticket sales are probably
pretty substantial Romania where it is to live at seventeen point, seven million, so they go.
Seventeen point, seven million a massive square garden right.
And then what about that giant Vegas place that the
t mobile arena in Vegas. That's a lot more people when that sells out. What are you saying? Seventy million for one five, one night: ticket sales, ass square garden, holy shit yeah, so there
merchandise right, but that's there's right causes.
But the seas than about the fighter. The egg- I don't think I mean maybe
it's the fighter. Sellen of asylum, Conor merchandising different story, then they should definitely get a giant check. It out.
And how much they get, and then this is an including sponsorships. Well, there's no sponsors right. Did you see?
has responses in the octagon mean atoms movie sponsors, instead of as for the fighters, is really no sponsors to carry into the octagon with them. The only sponsors Reebok
people have a deal with monster energy drink again. Yes, he gets put hats
on after they win, not always in the USA, Muslim in Belgium
or unless they have a monster energy drink deal
She also has a deal with, but it's it's it's velvet it's really,
for the longest time they did. They had it all over their short. They would wear that whatever they want, they would wear tee shirts coming into the octagon based on, but then they signed this deal with Reebok and lobby burps out about it after where Reebok stuff. Now, ok, it's
caught point of shore a lot of money. It is for a lot of fighters for Lahti fighters. It's like it was hundreds thousands of dollars. So so
in terms of like how much money is left, then I come much. Does it cost to run a global organization like that? How much does it cost to keep the
restructure live. How much does it cost to upload everything to paper view? How much is it
higher all these people: how much does it cost to put that production together, ass old eyes right? So if it's always sixty million bucks and then fifteen million bucks from obviously
I don't know, there's gotta be international shed took they sell it internationally. All over the world, I mean the seas everywhere. So big fight, like Nate Diaz Encounter Macgregor,
doesn't GIS cell in the United States. It sells everywhere. I don't think, that's all included. I don't know how they work that shit out. But my point is when someone says
He wants twenty million dollars that might
makes sense or that might might not make sense. Like I don't know, the numbers are and also yet
taxes. I can you make it all that money. If your brain and all that money you gonna pay taxes on them and who pay the taxes, does you have to pay the tax? First?
then pay the fighters ETA? What's left, do they all act as private contractors? That's a good question, but I dont know
is far like how much money they making, I think forgot economy Gregor. The correct answer would be a fuck load he's making fuck loads, and I went to five
it's a year he's fighting that often, but he's is probably fought in the last
twenty four months, how many
how many times you fight last way for months,
What are you crazy? Iran beat, although he beat
Seaver, although and then
nay deified any Alvarez, twenty fifteen one, two three times in time: fifteen through time, the twenty sixth yeah
That's right! That's a lot of five! Fifty million a year every four months like that is very high on your body very hard in your body. Hard to do,
some guys like cowboy
Cowboys Ronnie. He lives off that we love sick about. If you break down the numbers, though, and granted and it fell,
or NBA, has a lot more revenue coming in, but you're also PAN and the NFL. You got what forty four guy
as on the team, is interested in these raiders. All that fuckin shit, you should look at the number was put up a number of revenue. They the amount of revenue that
bring in versus the of say. It's hilarious identifies like three hundred seventy five billion
The seas like to hear, I mean really the differences, fucking
preposterous I'd like find out. There's a chart like a graph that they can
show you that somebody put together that shows you the
Ba the NFL Major League Baseball and Emma
as I below hockey- and you know that poor and used to be
all of them put together, NBA Nfl, all of it and CBS Nbc and ABC as land all the major movies. All too
either dwarfed by porn and now it's gone,
out all gone. I mean the avian awards at its height, I hope
did it when it was seven thousand people in the audience on shore,
time. Now it's like
two hundred losers in a room with an open.
Your hosting it yeah it's over. Woe,
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love of the art, I think, sounds different. I mean
I for me. It's all about Japanese, hidden camera, massage porn. That's your shit here, because
it's real. I gotta see shit, it's real casting couch gas,
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making it taking it hard on camera
Wanna, see to people that are. You know too into it.
I want to see the odyssey somebody get taken for a ride. Somebody just gets hoodwinked, yellow
the massage thing there get
the regular massage from a woman and it's a good massage,
you can tell the laser like practice, misuses and then I'll suddenly just get there their there they're on their stomach and they they get up in that asked Craig
a little bit and they get down
in the valley, and you can see and they ve
a camera on the woman's face and above
and below, and usually somewhere else, and they keep it on the floor.
As you can see the eyes open and kind of
look around, and I'm telling you fuckin me a Pharaoh whose a great actress Jane Fonda couldn't prick
ray this Dunaway face
Dunaway could not portray
the subtle nuances.
Coming around to being suddenly fingered by Misis soothing thrill. I defy anybody
I will. I will send you clips that are undeniable. I think you should take that and run with it. Just don't look
to anything that points to the contrary, right why? What
Why would you what is lacking in power is perception?
so our reality?
empowering to think the death stage, and you just being tracked by some odd enthusiasts,
you people that need the money now you want to.
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most women. Are they don't get a chance to explore? It is much while strong words
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