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#903 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

2017-01-24 | 🔗
Joe sat down with Tony Hinchcliffe & Redban to do a podcast Live from The Comedy Store basement.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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fuck this is an giant pichel logan experience join my day joe rogan podcast by night all day tony hinchcliffe hiding right now in the basement from cris cyborg this justin president trump has not responded to any of tony's calls he's ignored all of his tweets tony does not know what to do brian redban is not helping i'm trying to find the sound effect for breaking news we don't need do baby boo cyborg outside giant icons on your phone did you switch the size of your icons regular size that's a sort of those so that's why i was confused i thought like you had some hacked your phone i all sudden wanted that that's how stoop
people are i see like like a different size i congo owns did anyone i have long i just bought a hacked fire stick off ebay you know stadiums on one yeah it's one of those things where you put in your you have everything movies that are in the movie theaters yet every single tv show paper views yeah you get and yeah all everything you get well know what those little those little amazon things or the little google ones those little google sticks you stick 'em in a us report on your computer or on your tv and you can stream something from your computer right to that and it plays in the tv how in the fuck does that work 'cause like you apple tv i have apple tv it's like a like a big mac sized but this is like a this be stick it's got a little processor the same like in the cell phone in it that means yeah
i don't have any of that stuff works i can barely get the tv i have to work because i was watching some fight to the death on espn three and if you knew this but espn three is not really on a station it's a it's a website on yeah there's espn one and espn two those are both on tv but esp and three is like a website so they glory fights on espn three got an issue here young jamies in here there must be an issue esp and three i had to watch the fights on espn three because they were on you have the fight pass at glory on up until this one fight and then from that one fight on it was on espn three so i had it on my laptop and then i said well oh i don't have a fucking apple laptop anymore now i can't like shoot it directly to the apple tv and then i found all you need is one of those little drives he stick that soccer on your tv are you sure i could
yeah god that's how that works a little usb drive and then you could do it right from your phone to your i just bought an antenna the other day just to see like what local channels i can get holy shit huntress signal one hundred and twelve i gotta one hundred and twelve channels there all mexican and have all the way he was just distress signals like the first episode of fear the walking dead i think i hear something cheap sure and shot there's one channel that just plays like johnny carson in like old shows from the eighties could call and then there's just like yeah there's a russian mexican and korean when it is we're just watching like all these free channels well it had that was one of things with radio one of things that happened with radio is in la in particular they would close down like when they closed down that fm talk station there's an fm talk station and they close is it down and then a mexican station popped up i think at
another talk show many much not every fm station in la is a very mexican stations all a lot of mexican like morning radio shows all of them there they all sound the same there's always like some big macs singing i in some like little tiny guy it's always like it is he did point to sit in the the point seven you some japanese that's terrible yeah that's a terribly many asian action definitely not a worst race is super mix again the radio station max king of all time but when i would pass by these bus stops like all over la and see these billboards that were for these stations that you're never going to listen to you know like this one neighborhood that my ex gardner next gardner used to fight chickens he was he was a funny dude man he came over here a couple times from mexico he's look over here
but over in america and it's not back and it's not back again wow what do you mean he fought chicken he used to have chicken fight fight without human he is really not really him in terms of he would go he would go but the other people would actually fight the chickens and it was like this thing where all the men in this community would go and they all had these roosters i mean is we went to this guys place and went to check out his backyard and he had i no one hundred rooster cages and i'm not bullshitting their fucking stacked on top of each other and then they had an arena you'd go into the arena was like a little barn and is like a little sunken in area that they had dug out and put like a little fence around and that's where they would check the chickens in and so they have two guys and they would handle the chickens and they put spurs on the chickens so it's not just the chickens fight each other but they put little razor blades on their feet yeah and then they bet on who wins the fight and then when they win like what when the when you know that either one both chickens are like there say
actually dead like maybe if you're lucky you're chicken doesn't get totally fucked are there chicken commentators someone like and here we crow something like that you know what i mean fuck and here you can help yourself crow you can help you bird fighting yeah but it's apparently a huge thing in the mexican community but it's interesting is like you member when michael vick on that big horrible situation when they found out that he was killing dogs and he had dogfights and you know this terrible thing is eh can dogs nothing all all throughout the s every day it's a huge part of their culture animal fights like dog fights but much more so chicken fights and chicken fight is a weird one where you clock kind of okay with it you know like people have a hierarchy of animals that they give a shit whether or not they're having a bad life and chickens are
super low on that scale it's sort of weird that the black people have dogfights in the mexicans have chicken fights you would think the black people would have chicken fights 'cause then they could just have dinner afterwards you know what i mean their favorite well the mexicans eat chicken stew don't know racist sonofabitch but mine makes again zita dogs kids eat sushi sushi served at a samurai sword my ex girlfriend used to live like the ghetto part of los angeles and it was always so weird at like six in the morning how many oh you hurt like it was like a lot like crazy just get used to it it becomes like norm for the community right for someone to have a fucking rooster and we were tripping our balls off in joshua tree one night and it was like three or four hundred am the sun was not out at all and there was one rooster that in the middle of the night was like an we were always
the group the comedians on us and we started dying riffing about this like you know how out of control this chickens life is where you know he's such an idiot but he's barking in the middle of the night all the other check in the like there you look is blowing his load early over here well i'm mushers is dying in this maturity jacket waiting basically chicken when i was blind and he was just like didn't want anybody to know so maybe it's clogs off he took a nap earlier in the day who just jumped the gun yeah maybe the guy would jump the gun fell way to refresh for maybe you felt that you guys run mushrooms a site to you know they're gonna eat us this is these people are crazy or that were on mushrooms in like this will be hilarious oh they'll love this watch this three in the morning bomb yeah maybe you're very presents or maybe you guys are allowed and you woke him up probably we were laughing that's right what it is it's a fun probably pissed it's probably a dog barking
it's probably a bunch of reasons why a chicken does that not just because they wake up but also maybe could fuck you shut trying to sleep over here something but if i sleep with my feet on a stick do they they perch so they they climb up we have these areas in my chicken coop or they climb up and they put their fee down and we have other areas where they like it go into a little chicken house and they could go inside and there's like a little roof on the chicken house they fucking never use it they don't you yeah but they don't want to sit down they want to like have their feet on some triangular to grab on something and hang on to weird because they used to perch like in the wild your body is designed we think of it as our free will if i had to hang on my hands i'd be so fucking tired but their hands are so different like their feet are designed for that like it doesn't make them tired
evolutionary advantage they can live in trees how many chickens do you have twenty three wow i don't know yet that many yeah have a gang of chickens fresh eggs like everyday how many eggs is twenty three a day depends on the time of year like this time of year starting out there making a lot of eggs 'cause it's cold out it's been raining and when there's less sunlight they make more eggs so through a lot of eggs away or do you just know know give him away go away but i eat a lot of him you know if there's if there's twenty three of them they might make ten eggs a day and i probably five of those maybe six that's great yeah i eat a lot of eggs everybody tags leading and eggs are not bad for you that's a fucking long standing myth that someone concocted in the nineteen 50s and there was a new york times article about it if you really interested is terrible but the sugar companies for not that much money for what's like in a man in dollars today like fifty thousand dollars they paid off
a bunch of scientists to fake these reports and write reports saying that saturated fat was causing people to have heart disease and gay overweight and not when it was really sugar what about cholesterol to not bad for you only cholesterol not bad for you it depends on what kind of cholesterol there's certain types cluster all that people have genetic propensity's for the not good what is ldl cholesterol and then there's actually like different sizes of different ldl cholesterol and some of it's actually good for you and some of it's not good for you this hd cholesterol but diet cholesterol like eating dietary cholesterol doesn't move it doesn't move the blood lipids doesn't change not what changes your cholesterol it's like sedentary lifestyle and natural in sugar and processed foods those things elevate cholesterol more than eating things with first of all it's very strange and then saturated fat we all grew up thinking saturated fat was bad that's why add margarine margarine is fucking illegal now do you know
is this you know trans fats are illegal now you know trans fats in the next three years they have to remove them from food they three more years to take them out of food they gave him like a grace period of three years so these companies can shift their manufacturing what's wrong with some food that has transfats that we all ships a lot of like doritos and shit i don't know if doritos with fritos so you find some shit with trans fats in it yeah so those are going to start tasting different soon probably tastes good well it might taste better honestly the thing is that people thought they like margarine was good for you margarine is fucking terrible for you yeah saturated fat is bad for you sacha you're fat is good for you that's how fucking stupid we are our whole lives we grew up with shitty information and a lot of it is because scientists were paid off by the sugar company there's a whole new york times article about it's stunning you're reading you go oh my god this is like responsible for who knows how many millions of people making poor dietary choices and perhaps ruling in the quality of their life
ruining the amount of energy they have ruining the amount of inspiration they would have their body was fucking with them causing all sorts of premature death and disease is and it's not exaggeration this is like a subject that is been like gnawing at me for years now it's it's a crazy crazy subject yeah i've sort of been talking about it lately at graze upon it in my stand up about how like you know fat something that you need an carbs which is what makes you fat is something that you don't need but we call fat people fat and that's insulting that's why i don't call fat people i call them carbs problem with this like carbs aren't even necessarily bad for you it's sugar sugars what's bad for you and the issue isn't carbs because carbs with fiber like some carbs like ezekiel bread not bad for
and it's just amazing though like the marketing of it though you're right because it's like you're taught that sugar is sweet and sugar is good and give your kids candy on halloween and sugar sugar sugar and then we call fat people fat that's the part that's weird but what's weird is if you see those photos that you saw a long time ago from like the 1920s and the 1930s you don't see anyone fat you these people walking around and everyone looks slender i mean it's super rare we see like a jackie gleason type character sweden two when we were in sweden even the pregnant women were skinny because america has let these assholes put all kinds of fucked up shit that taste great but it's hugely bad for you and they've put it all throughout our food and they did it when we were growing up i mean come on man we holy lucky charms we all like coco pops and fucking i used to love captain crunch that shit is straight sugar i would eat a whole bowl of that like a giant bowl you know they sell just the berries now as a serial
oh god yeah that's insane they're not even going to pretend talk all that crunchy shit just marshmallows and milk trans fats cakes pies and cookies especially with frosting too bad those like host is apple pies those awesome host is pies microwave popcorn in microwave popcorn is transfats frozen pizza donuts fried fast foods cream filled candy crackers breakfast sandwiches jesus
is my breakfast soon yeah but what about like big macs i mean even clinic not big macs i mean what about like mcgriddles 'cause just 'cause you said that i want one on the way home i have two days ago right now does it typically contain at least one gram of trans fats take a close look at the ingredients are likely to find partially hydrogenated oils in the top 5c we used to think that that was good partially hydrogenated soy oil is a partial partially hydrogenated corn oil amazing we used to think that that was good people would prefer that you would think you would make in the healthy choice by choosing that mother fuckers it says if refrigerated or frozen dough produces a texture that seems too good to be true it probably is god damn it yeah you gotta make fresh and that's probably what's in like vegan ice cream and shit to make it all motional fuck yeah yeah
ever they did to make vegan stuff good they did it because towards the end there i'm telling you the vegan stuff was pretty good although when i was doing it like the taste of it was amazing there's a lot of really good vegan chef out there that know what the they're doing yeah you know there a place called follow your heart it's like this cool little place in the valley that you can go and get these vegan pancakes the like vegan buckwheat pancakes god damn that good because i have no idea there's no eggs in there yeah or milk there's a place at the one on one and bar him same thing vegan pancakes at our banana blueberry is and you can taste every real blueberry it's one of those things yeah they they make some pretty decent like vegan sandwich meat type products you know but the thing about that is the kind of process is totally i mean the slightest preservatives and that stuff it's just because something is vegan doesn't mean it's necessarily good for you oreos vegan too and i'm telling it it's very true because you know i was a vegan for five years and then my diet completely changed i mean just stake every day for lunch at some point whether it's in a sandwich and a bowl of far
well whatever it is you know what i mean what is the reason was the reason why you decided to make a shift a lot of it was just like i was just more gone to than i am now i just couldn't keep up with my my schedule got busy and i just it wasn't that good at and it's impossible to do on the road it's impossible and i did it i was eating eight at the bare minimums like french fries and you end up out there you got nothing even if you go french fries a lot of times it's boiled beef yeah no yeah i know i mean it's all at once or boiled and be fat yeah it's like and it was just a nightmare but i mean it was also at the time i had are really you know cool smart girlfriend who is vegan it was cooking amazing stuff uh can vegan enchiladas once a week that were just mind blowing and all this stuff so it was sort of easy for me in at the time looking for anything to help and what was the day that you did it why did you do it
i know you had a lot of influence we were going to a lot of great steak houses it wasn't long after i started working with you and i'm just watching you eat a steak and then you know and i am i wasn't guy i buy energy levels of completely changed i go to the gym every day now pretty much you know six five six days a week and knock something out it's i just wasn't like that before but isn't it funny but if if i brought this up to you while you're vi and you would just be raving about how much energy you have and how healthy you are like that's one thing that people always do no matter what they're doing i mean i'm guilty of it myself when doing something you want to promote whatever that thing is you want other people to do it so you start ranting and raving about how great it is and it was for a while because i thought that it was that but it also probably had a lot to do with the timing of everything was started making money for the first time in comedy around that very same time when i started dating that vegan girl that was the beginning of the five years of that like it was like
when i started getting to do the road a lot with like jeff ross back then and i started writing on the roast back then and i had a little bit of money and things were going good so i think that played a lot in the my like energy and just feeling good overall was you know being able to survive was the first place did you go to four with a shower something as you did yeah yeah you guys all went so you were there you saw its first yeah i i think i buy your me i was happy was like a holiday for me because i it is awful having like your friend and special being on the road and but you just wanted to go to an awesome restaurant and then i don't know but these options that we have here i was never that way i know no i was never that way you would always make a thing about it before i do are you able to eat here like and i never had a problem but it's all good
the point is is that that first day even after fogata chow remember i was like a fucking pit bull after that like that now you called me up screaming yeah that night i would beat now i'm a different person it's like what the fuck happened to tony it was i've never done like real steroids but i'd imagined that's exactly i felt like a fucking animal you still you haven't had elk yet now i've never oh my god when we set up i'm getting a new grill i'm getting a new yoder grill and don't put my old one at the studio one of set up at the studio 'cause you know i have freezers back there i'm grill some steaks great at the studio god i eat it i mean you're you're gonna feel you gonna feel another bomb above where you're at now like i used to watch ted nugent items of course is crazy get all his energy because he is crazy as shit right and he's yelling and screaming and then he's like he's like seventy something years old i don't like how
how do you have so much god damn energy and then i saw is he had this interview once where he's cooking this steak this deer steak is years ago is probably one of the things is before ever hunt it one of the things that put into my head the idea hunting and he was cutting not this piece of meat and showing like how red and dark it wasn't talking about how many nutrients there was in it and how much more nutritious and healthy it is than store bought meat they have hormones in it and antibiotics and all this jazz and remember get mother probably right and then the this time a dear me from an animal that i shot and i was sitting there eating i was like god damn it i feel it as you can see it's like a wide extra charge to it why do you think that is to you know really healthy animals yeah if you if you hit a deer you're reading a wild sprinter i mean it's a wild sprinting machine is trying to get away from eating machines eating machines that will literally want to tear it apart like that's it's life it's like what was that noise if you're
a deer in the wild it just constant like was going over here they bounce every now and then they scare each other and then they have to fucking chill and come back is there a restaurant at least in los angeles that steer like even that place in kalabasa's like that you can get some places that serve it but here's what's ironic most the stuff that they serve comes from new zealand most the venison that you buy comes from new zealand and new zealand new zealand a trip men because new zealand is this gorgeous island i want to visit new zealand just to look around because also because it's work where they film the hobbit and just like you look at scenes those landscapes when landscapes when they you when you watch the hobbit you go my god where is this like but it's real in new zealand my
my friend remy is a hunting guide remi warren he's been on the podcast before and he goes to new zealand once a year and guides people over new zealand he sent me some pictures of what it looks like there so i don't even want to go there to hunt i want to go there just as a vacation just to see what it's like is it supposed to be just stunning to look at waterfalls and everything is green and lush but here's what the fuck shut up about it didn't have any animals on it he's people from england came over to new zealand and put all these animals there so there very little local wildlife and the local wildlife they had was so fucked up they wind up killing off a bunch of am ds to eagle there is called a dance called the has eagle that had a fourteen foot wingspan and they think it wanted people i think it's one of the reasons why they exterminated that thing yes oh my what in the fuck how cool is that double check my math i'm pretty sure it's fourteen feet long but
it's way bigger than the biggest eagle we have today way bigger was the biggest eagle ever and there was a lot of speculation that preyed on humans new zealand has no predators so new zealand has like all these hulk in deer and everyone a lot of them are like fenced in and then they slaughter them and send them eat back to america but they send it all over the world but haas eagle h a s a h a s eagle citizen extinct eagle from new zealand i think it only lived on new zealand as far as we know two to three meters that's about three meters at sign that's nine freedom for sure that was fourteen feet i think find something else 'cause i swear to god something said that it was bigger than that you know what we did this on the podcast before we went over this on the podcast there was an episode where i said i thought it was bigger than that and then we found out other play this did say it was bigger than that now i remember see if you can find one that chorab
that's my bag memory what should we do with this thing dude i'm albeit penzeys don't want to so if you don't have predators like they don't have bears or wolves have nothing they have nothing this god damn things are everywhere and they need a slaughter and they get so bad that sometimes they have to shoot him out of helicopters i think it over populate areas so they fly over these areas and gun down these stacks of helicopters and leave him to rot what is pan bears eat dailies that's weird right vegetarians right yeah pretty much to do a lot of raping though panda apparently the rape the fuck out of each other pandas koalas koalas of the eucalyptus we are too because we thought but so anyway new zealand is so wild game meat that you get if you go to a restaurant and you have like elk you buy elk today
most likely you're getting it from new zealand what was that one meat that you gave me one time it was cooked it was like the best meet i've ever had in my life that was wild boar or there was smoke bowl my god that was i remember thinking there's nothing i've ever tasted that was that good yeah well it taste different than anything i cooked it for my kids the other day and my wife was saying what we're eating it sure did you hear that like this is not taste like any other kind of me 'cause you're eating a wild animal is struggling and survive in acorns and shit like dark pig times two it was like like like a format based dark meet once a latin restaurants did you got if you got a killam you gotta go out you have to go out and hunt them and kill him there should be a like but there's weird laws about that this weird laws this country about wild game and it's good is a good pause because the reason why they that was his losses because in the 1800s we had almost no animals left because of market hunting what mark
hunting is is after the civil war it actually even before that you know they didn't have refrigerators man and so if you wanted me you had to get it pretty fresh it it kinda be killed like within the last couple of days and so what they would do is they would go to these soldiers who had come back from the war and really didn't have anything to do and these guys would get hired by these meat companies and they would just go out and shoot buffalo and elk and deer and certain point time they had almost eradicated all of the wild game animals in this country that you know today like wild here there was almost no dear left in there 1800s and early 1900s of the turn of the century
would be super lucky if you saw a deer if you went deer hunting would be super lucky if you saw a deer and they wouldn't be a big deer everybody just want everybody just went buck wild on him i knew it was coming and prepared himself there should be a subscription box service that let's you order hunting meet no no you're getting wrong i just explained you can't sell it because of that market hunting wiped out all those animals 'cause they sold them so they made laws established laws that say you cannot sell while game so if you go to public land and there's a good percentage of the hunting that's done in the united states at least is done on public land and what that means is freddie roosevelt or a theater roosevelt in his wisdom realize that we have all this incredible land in the united states whose freddy's
brother freddy roosevelt do you think it is terry yeah i know yeah but i would say that as i said freddie roosevelt franklin but i was thinking of and teddy yeah the theater roosevelt but was it franklin rose who did established there two different roosevelt's teddy and is the same right same teddy about freddie franklin franklin franklin delano roosevelt a different person yeah yes when was he president theodore roosevelt the guy who set it all up anyway theodore roosevelt set up conserve and for like i'm good dude one thousand nine hundred and thirty three to forty five which one is that franklin franklin teddy roosevelt the original that's why they called the teddy bear that teddy bear he established things like yellowstone when you go to yellowstone that's all because of those guys like in the people in in his era they
looked at all this amazing land and they realize like we can't let this go away like this is really important like we gotta keep this public we gotta keep we gotta figure out a way where everyone can go and enjoy this and not have someone just put a fence around it and make it impossible for people to traverse so they set up all these public lands in this country that it's really rare you don't have these giant chunks of land and no one can buy or sell in this country we do it's really really rare in other countries what are some of the other animals that taste good that we don't ever get to eat for or an and or are prime book is probably the best meat you'll ever have in your life it is it taste so much better than beef it's just just a pure meat it's pure and you're eating an animal to see what it's supposed to eat too it's a healthy animal it's in the prime of its life so you can really only get it if you hunt it you only or if you have a friend that's a hunter the only way the only wow the only one so weird
it is weird it's weird because that's what we should be eating it's so on american to not be able to buy something you know you can't because we would wipe it out right it's smart we would wipe it out but if you have farm raised it won't be wild anymore than not only that when they do that and they have done that they do raise wild ones and they put him in these pens and they put fences around the problem is deer not supposed to be eating all of the same spot and when they do develop diseases and they don't have immune systems for them so they developed something called chronic wasting disease so it was a giant issue in a lot of parts of the midwest where they took these animals and this is just speculation that don't exactly know what caused it chronic wasting disease but it didn't exist before these farm systems where they to grow these deer in these pens and so these put these high fence operations up these giant chain link fences to deer can't get out there all stuck in there and they would feed and when you see these the deer eating each other saliva and they would develop all these diseases they never develop before because they were grass eaters they're supposed to
get out there eating wild vegetation that's it mostly eating sage and grass is and all the different things that you see like you know when you see a buffalo roaming in a field that's what they're supposed to be eating man but we in our wisdom have realized we get these fuckers fatter if we just stick 'em in this thing and make him eat corn and so that's what fucked our food in this country it's it's the same thing that fucked up the production of processed foods with all the sugar it's the same god damn wisdom i don't think we're far away though for having like cloning food being able to like hey we can make food nowadays i can do it now it's really sensitive they can do it yeah do you think though it's not far away that where you could actually buy a certainly you go to the grocery store this is fake food but you can buy like boron all the game they probably won't taste the same for the same reason why a cow doesn't taste the same if it eats grass like if you have a cow grass it becomes this different animal if you
of a cow corn it becomes this fatty lighter colored animal a lot of people think is more delicious a lot of people like that better they like corn fed better include tony bordain he likes the corn fed beef you know it really does it is i really like a fatty steak but he's also a chef you know he knows how to cook it perfectly and how to manipulate that fat and you know marble at purple your cook it perfectly runner the marbling all that's going to hang out with him huh yeah couple times one hunting with him does he love his life as much as i think he should it is the best job in the world according to him now we saw what you got the world you guys have any job in the world off with each other and our names like to write well wouldn't you like to have the only people that i know that really really like seems like you guys should i know i mean i know you do i don't know him but i will i've always hoped like man i hope the funk and knows what he's doing is everybody his dream job for sure he knows and i know too i definitely know that i have dream jobs but
my dream job is different than his dream job we just both have dream job that you guys found your own dream jobs is what i'm saying oh for sure yeah like his dream job absolutely one hundred percent is doing what he does he fucking loves it man you know he's also like super into jujitsu now which is really weird so everywhere he goes he's born in jujitsu that i ever was he trains every day every fucking what is lady lady but they got divorced but he still but there are super good friends they just lived separate like he's on the road all the time but they a kid together and they were really close and they raise the kids together and so it's not a bad situation at all he's a great guy it's a very very very smart guy and very real guy you know is very in he just found something in jujitsu and just pursued it and he's getting a reward out of any chases down he's like he
these places manage just suck in this world up you know yeah well he's in jamaica or china or anywhere he's going he's just suck in these places up he's just pulling them in writing about them and talking about them and experiencing them and you get that from the show yeah fucking powerful showman it really fucking is because he's somehow able to really tap into that cult as fast as possible again whoever those producers are that are doing like you know there's whole thing that has to go into that it's not like anthony's calling places in cuba you know what i mean so whoever is producing that doing that research and he makes every little bite look unbelievable likes companies called zero dot zero and they're the same company that produces meet either the same show or uh same production company that produces those two amazing shows so they know what the fuck they're doing they make great stuff it's amazing yeah
and again for him that's his dream job me i'd be like yeah i mean the fuck all right my home i don't like traveling that much i mean i travel pawlenty ann i'm home for a lot lately i'm home more now than ever before and i like it a lot better and i'm not working less i'm working just as much we get a lot of shit done but all that we're travel and all that stuff that that is bullshit you're working smarter yeah but i just realized like there's a way to do this and another thing that helped fucking tremendously is coming back to the store because i'm not shit all the time i did four sets here the other night on last thursday did four sets and i'm like do four sets on a thursday night at the same god damn club i don't need to go anywhere like i do eventually i mean i do like to do the road i do like to but even the road like when i'm doing the road i'm doing less theaters than ever 'cause i'm like i have more fun at clubs like i like three hundred people that's why i love you get more work done by doing more sets exactly you get more
work done by doing more sets but also the experience you're not going to get as much money with experience is a different experience to better experience fun it's more stand up you're connected to those people whereas those theaters a lot of it is really fun you know like new years is a fucking blast right but a lot of it is a show show big lighting change our sins of people there you know a lot of it you're paying for that that pop that happens when the lighting change happens in the show's about to start you know what i mean well you just paying for all that energy because you don't get that you get always a cheesy thing usually at a comedy club coming up next week at the channel had you know what i mean almost every decent parking validation of available they always have weird announcements is struggle have by the way must be something right because that's like the fun of everyone's jokes say everybody says uncle fuckers chuckle hut right that's what everybody says now i've just always chucklehead
like what i picture like the worst comedy club this sound like you lillian wu yeah man those things are so important though that without those clubs i've had this conversation with club owners before to give my thanks 'cause i i think there's a lot there's a combative relationship that happens between a lot of comics and club owners you know they're trying to fuck us 'cause everybody has a story right every he has a story where club owner fucked you over or something happened everybody has a story and so in the beginning it's hard to get booked so you developed a sort of contentious relationship with them in the first place 'cause they don't want to use you 'cause you're not really it could then things start going for you and then you start selling tickets and then you think not giving you enough 'cause you sell too many tickets then eventually you realize somewhere along the line i think hopeful eventually i did at least that the fucking need those people like mount them there's no art form like do we need a place to practice this isn't like music this isn't like writing like we have to
so in front of those fucking people were not going to do it ourselves you know we're just especially the funny ones you think louise he is going to open up a conical comedy club anyone who bill burr bill bergen open up a fucking laugh factory no are you going to open up economy club no no no no one is so you need those fucking people yeah it's great z because like you know without it may also amazing how each club has their own different vibe and totally different dna there's no i mean other than the improv switch or the props and it's like it figured out a way to do it yeah i figured out a way to make them all feel the same and i don't think that i don't like that ok i enjoyed my time in the southern california improves when i perform there but like
here's the thing though it's not bad it's not a bad feeling like if you go to do the tempe improv even though it feels like all the improv is a fucking great clubs same thing with all of 'em they figured out how to do it right because you go to every place it's almost all the same experience it's a good experience and then it just they leave it up to the stand up so they have everything down in between but it feels very different and say if you go to zanies in nashville exact it's a club that's been in that form for thirty years or something like that it's an amazing spot this ain't head shots in the world on the wall where half the people are dead you know love that that's a different vibe right or the ice house that's a totally different vibe that's a non corporate vibe that like a holy shit look at this gym you know of that place in god's about zanies in chicago oh portland helium denver comedy works all those places helium in philly yeah yeah all those clubs are like these almost like a mom and pop organization if you had to look at it that way 'cause there
small business it's a small business that caters to live comedy without it we're fucked look what happened houston the last stop in river oaks close down in houston and so do the scene i mean i know there's some guys out there and i don't want them to feel bad that i'm shiting on i'm not shiting on used to know there's a lot of great comics came out of there you know a lot of our friends came out of there mattie kirsch but what happened was they had this powerful fucking seen it was like everybody thought about you thought about la he thought about new york you thought about boston and san francisco and you thought about fucking houston that was a real scene man they kennison and hicks and it was like they had a whole thing going on and we came along i came along and i started working there in the late 90s and it was still echoing was like that hicks was dead tennyson was dead but there was this bomb just little the last reverberations of the echoes of that crew
jimmy pineapple and all these guys that came through with him and the outlaws of comedy that these to call themselves and they were like looking for the next ones with their in austin scene back then yes there was always a scene and very smart seen austin's always been thought of as like a smart place you know like it is because the universities there and it's like a real liberal town of smart towns the velveeta room came along i don't know when they when they start out tell you what though houston's got a new up and coming that that new club that opened up the secret group yeah when they open up just this year we actually yeah yeah it was amazing they did an entire festival in like it's this multi room to like super warehouse and they have an outdoor parking lot and they put a huge outdoor ten so we
doing like kill tony in one room while joe we did you know sold out big warehouse like a rave version of hell tony and outside in this big open field under huge tent show we d as just arose i mean this place has so many rooms and i i i i do believe in the comics i got together and body yeah they have a club to call the speaker group any that's perfect with a bomb huge green room in the middle like off the you know but everybody's going to do did they use a different shows different rooms that sort of proves my point you need a club yeah because the the the houston scene they open up an improv there but you know within probs the same thing we're talking about it's a corporate environment it's a totally different thing you're not gonna bunch people hanging around they probably don't have an open mike night if they do it's probably not that big of a deal it's hard to get work like one of the things about the really good places you can actually start out there and then work you know like a comedy works like wendy has a whole system you start out there as a open mic are you develop your
back then they let you mc on shows they teach you how to bring people up they teach you how to middle then you learn how to headline and then i'll send you on the road but you could actually become a comic and you can get paid there she is like local headliners that started out in her club that will come down there and do a we can sell tickets like people know who they are people in the town she's a beast yeah man you need a club and need a club need club owners you know looking at this place yeah greatest of all time i'm going to paint this room black 'cause going to do more of these going to paint these room black and i'm going to put blue leds behind the comedy store like like a man seconds low rider you know how they have those things and it up i tell you what that you know hugh i think it's filled hughes i you can get a lot of light bulbs and control it with absence right all the different colors the the new light light strip pro twos which are so bright but it can change any color you want you just sit there and go like i want to purple behind the comedy store right now interesting it's great check it out i think it should be blue low for whatever
yeah make it anything you want leave it blue i'm just talking about it and if you have a black wall with the red behind got that might be it that's the move right this delight but the line we're going to end the podcast that's like the red line like oh my god the light is on the end times are rap it up we found it that's it that's what we're going to do ok so will put a red eli d light behind it going to paint this whole room black and we got together the interrogation lighting this is telling me the codes is just first forty eight this is that room where people fuck up don't talk even when they're guilty and might keep your mouth shut why do i apologize go walk in and put a cigarette out of my forehead right whenever i watch those videos you always tell the damn truth son i was
watch those videos i hope those guys lie i hope they do a good job i might come out you can get out of this just when you get out of it you know i did i tell you this that i've been watching those videos lately real interrogation videos it's interesting as fuck to me yes either they break or they'd don't break in yeah very rare they don't break but when they don't break you have to be really worried but it's all those are fucking sociopath that's exactly the interesting thing is like when they don't break your even more amazed like oh you evil motherfucker just able to stay so calm you but some of these are my favorite is when they admit to a little bit of a lie and then they have to correct their story and then you see him like four hours later and they just beat these dudes down they keep talking to hour after hour to arrow which should be by the way totally illegal because you leave me in a room for open six hours if i think that i'm going to get to a bed in six hours i'll start confessing to shit like that's what people do like yeah ok
in stabbed him can i go to sleep now like pee my plane yesterday got stuck on the tarmac in san francisco was a delta yeah but is it had nothing to do with all day it was like there was a ground stoppage for the first time in a very long time at la acts which means any flights that are about to leave from anywhere automatically delayed until further notice because they because of whether they were full ground stoppage and about the interrogation thing i'm on the tarmac the delay it's four hours i was literally fighting back tears i was breaking as a human yeah you're crying about the rain you wraps is crying about the rain during killed tony we've got a massive drought people are dying there's no water filled babies die nobody's dying from this drought you know how many people died just yesterday from hurricanes eighteen tornadoes yeah maybe tornadoes maybe tornadoes and on one of those yeah
atlanta got to what yeah turkey is a no the it's coming to you get up by hurricane yeah either you're really poor or you really stupid yeah right but if you get up by a tornado you just got locked they said that eighteen people died in atlanta or whatever that was but i looked it up in like twelve of them or ten sixteen something that was a very high number of the people were all at one trailer park the basically just got like squished wow i thought that was crazy it was like whatever and just trying to guess here but out of the eighteen people that died in italy in a twelve of them is my final answer on the guess all from the same trailer park and something like what the fuck head happen in this trailer park i didn't really get to figure it out they didn't have much detail we spend some towns i think i want to say jasper missouri maybe that's one of those towns there was literally wiped off the map by tornadoes like tornadoes came in like a gigantic eraser racer you
talking about like hundreds of yards wide and just destroyed everything just clean the entire top off killed everyone that was there and just through the building through the air there was nothing left annihilating the whole town there's four and after photo might not be jasper outfit with the name of the town in oklahoma kansas city that's why it sounds about right it's all in that same area there's definition missouri though we saying jasper missouri i don't know i'm going to be right jasper wherever the fuck it was that this happened whatever this town was i had no idea i thought they would come down and just fuck up a few houses i never knew they occasionally killed the whole town
twister was on at the hotel the other day i remember that movie stupid no was fucking cool man does not hold it it was pretty entertaining though how are you very high i'll tell you this there was one part which i notice in which i'm like go fuck yourself there was there remember the part where helen hunt gets out when all the balls drop out of the machine she's like no go ahead i'm gonna put the ball sack in the chicken really liken out five tornado right next to this student embarrassing help there are parts in old movies that just wreck it all now that one scene is so unbelievable now for some reason that it ruins the whole entire movie yeah no it wasn't jasper yeah it was llama yeah was in f category five hurricane those fives are the ones catastrophic damage yeah i was so obsessed with and afraid i was deathly afraid of tornadoes when i was a kid there was a whole period for a fee okay it's joplin joplin mo
right that's why i fucked up but look that's the town whoa not you ask for joplin if you look at it there there is nothing it is anaya lated it's fucking crazy and that is an f5 that was as high as it gets yeah i think that is how is it yeah i find so on two dot two billion dollars in damage holy shed two point two billion dollars in damage that is insane do you see that house for sale in los angeles is like the most expensive house in ever is that the one in bel air that's like five hundred million bucks and it comes with a helicopter and a car classic car collector know big covered that it does i promise you really know you make me could tell you it comes with a helicopter warehouse though look at this time mouse based like as it's got all the things that are a house but it's not made for people to live in it's like party place so it's for someone who didn't want to live here
become for one weekend i mean how many bathrooms does it have as like twenty six bathrooms and went through the johnson bring the bitches oh my god is it weird that a car survive but not the whole town for those of you that can't see the image of joplin it looks like the inside of old pencil sharpeners yeah i mean it's like just saying this house comes with a thirty million dollars card two thirty million dollar car club house so the bug and said that what's that number for it doesn't make any sense they're saying like how much for a week and it also comes with seven full time staffers to help tend to two matthew own them you own them i own this stuff i can fuck yes or no i can this stuff i wanna fuck stop get me a stuff i can fuck yeah there's definitely gotta have some hookers over when you hear what's the air bb on this place for the night alot too much
for you haha stop complete all the pussy you want tony's at the rest of his money on one night one night at the air b mb what is that because these dudes out there that are balling so hard we don't know about it you know there's some royal family members that are worth trillions of dollars did you join that when here by like the richest man in the world wow wow what's it like to have ninety billion that's not the richest man in the world it's not the richest man in the world is the guy that you don't even know those oil dudes like those dudes in saudi arabia and the middle east that you know all the darks these they have monarchies they have these fucking gigantic piles of wealth that you can't even rap your brain around trillions trillions thousands of billions really you know this i know this yes thousands of billions
do you know started the sultan of dubai the brunei rather now soul number nine he would bring in gals and pay them like fifty thousand dollars a month just come on down and they would go for a few months make quarter one million dollars then fly home and to get all this jewelry and diamonds and shit and one little hooker ruin the whole party by shoes the car with the laptops writing stories about it she wanted to write a book about experience so this dude is what he would do had a disco in his house and one as many houses and he would have it filled with all these girls are making who knows how much money 10s of thousands of dollars and he would come out in his gold underwear and just in slippers and slide across the room like he was in that scene with tom cruise was that movie risky this way slides in our need slide in like that as gold underwear and just go eenie meenie miney moe and just pick one out has four
though she had heard of 'em and then the next day do the same thing and you do whatever he wants and that chick rd the story on it one of them did wow and he was like but there's a cop is that had known that's really him like pat reagan stick eenie meenie miney moe disguise that guys totally covered in gold look at him that guy is worth more money than you can i can i be one of these girls go away for fifty thousand i'm doing a gig and to buy guys for whole month you just want to be the court jester go over there and crack some jokes man it's fucking crazy you think he wears a condom no no condom right shut up yeah we do that yeah exactly he's just shooting loads in these gals but then again he's opening himself up for possible does i wonder if they have visible what i bet he gets them tested he put some in catapults and shoot him in the air what is that giant throne
one of them look at his throne oh my god that's insane looking at sit there and he's covered this thing that looks like something that belongs inside the pyramids looks like a sunglass hut in glendale everything is gold do you understand that that's real gold like everything is gold plated everything real gold plated everything everywhere you look gold gold gold gold gold that's this car gold get the cookies the card is but you can take your birthday i did say and that's all from oil money yeah they have a different kind of money man it's a different level of money see we have this idea that like bill gates and warren buffett shit the fuck outta here this guys are broke their broken comparison to this dude you know donald trump's worth four billion dollars that fucking guy is laughing if gave him only four billion dollars he would start crying if we found out all he has left is four billion dollars what what
you fall to his knees who think how is god cursed me with only four billion dollars his plane has that us a virtual floor so you can see what you're flying of course it does of course it does have stagg bowl in wow blown out of control like our ideas of what all right had a strophic wealth we we we are so sheltered from the true catastrophic wealth because what if we were really exposed to it we really understood it and then we understood where it came from we understand what the is going on in the world and how bizarre the system of government we have that that supports this and and allows this kind of to happen let me ask you a question please do you're hanging out one day all of a sudden your phone rings break you're sitting there cutting up some malcomson jalapenos and near slicing up some avocado late night the phone rings and all of a sudden you hello joe it is me the sultan i what do you talk about the podcasts and i will invite you over to saudi
maybe i'll send the first of all how many ferraris do you have really 'cause i heard you have a hundred and fifty ferraris how many ferraris is i might he might get mad at me for saying only one hundred and fifty probably might be one thousand ferraris like for real he's got one of the most ridiculous car collections the world is ever known would you go visit him if he sent the plane for you and she's like i want to fly you over a week reported over three hundred ferraris three hundred ferrari come out will drive my ferrari will do a podcast even outside and then she would love to but i got a podcast with bill burr can't okay well not how many three hundred frozen he's got over five thousand cars in my three is a reported over three hundred
i saw them about three hundred new ones jay leno just kill yourself if you listen closely jay leno's place is a and riot yeah you've never been it'll give you get a chance some day and you know like one day you get to be on jay leno's garage if you get a sick car get custom car something like that take it just to go there or next time i go come with me maine right in your neighborhood map burbank airport it's the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life he has eleven buildings warehouses filled with cars again it was like a warehouse about like jay leno's got this cool collection so warehouse filled with cars no it's eleven warehouses and he can just jump in one and start it and you're driving it everyone works they have mechanics is mechanics everywhere they take care of everything the whole thing is every every car is functional and he drives all time including like these one thousand nine hundred and three tractors he put these things
they have metal wheels it in there have tires so he had rubber put on the outside of the metal so you could drive them on a street and got him just turn their death traps there's no way stop there's no you can take a corner i mean is it the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen well but he drives it he tries all his cars around burbank all the time you always seem like in a fire truck or make a lolly pop it's got to be crazy for him seeing seinfeld doing comedians in cars getting coffee and is there really missed an opportunity on that one it's like you know he's doing that like what he's doing what he what he's doing better yes this is his was i wanted it's better but his show is really about the car where is seinfeld is like the car is just like a set with a comic you know we ricky get your base can pretend that he's laughing hysterically right this it's it's a prop you know i mean and we're as with jay leno like i'm not my corvette on jay leno show a dude that guy fucking love
these cars i mean he's going over every little insure the car we're talking about this we're talking about that you see this collected his eyes he's talking about suspensions and tires and wheels and you know what what kind of power steering you running and what what what do you do it for the interior with both the bolsters the seats of the stock these are these are custom where these coming from he does it with the free karma he fucking loves cars so for him it's not even about being funny he doesn't give a shit of a whole show goes by way doesn't crack a single joe hill just talk about now i've seen him host the tonight show son of a bitch you son of a bitch that was always more of a letterman guy he's way better doing this than anything he's ever done that's great and he and i had a conversation about it you know and he was really honest about it he talked about it on my podcast too he's you know i used to have these people on and i didn't give a fuck about what they were doing i didn't know the band you know it's like i'm fifty seven years old and i know this band i know this band is i gotta
care but it does the job the job was to be friendly how these people at eagles now i wasn't talking about what i love these are these cars are that he loves cars men you bring check on a car and let's see if it's especially like a hot rod or something like that he just gets this spa park in his eye man he just walks around them he just has the d almost as much as he has a love for comedy i don't know if there the same level but it's like right about it might might love cars more he really did you might love cars more do you think you should die his hair black fuck dude he's wearing jeans shirts one hundred million dollars a year fuck he's got like eleven cars that are worth more than one million dollars man they're all over the place is fucking garages it's crazy old lamborghinis and shit these old ferraris you looked at me like why he's got a car with a jet engine wow and is
true like what about the idea here is that he doesn't doesn't spend his tonight show money ackley song from stand up doing corporate gigs oh my god it's all corporate you got to think a guy like that guy the fucking coast the tonight show if you do a corporate guy you can make a ton of money i don't think people understand he's probably making hundreds of thousands of dollars a gig there flying him out there in a private jet he does the guy comes back it doesn't tonight show so he would leave the tonight show the tonight show tapes during the daytime he'd be done he'd fly somewhere on his private jet do some ridiculous corp big make hundreds of thousands of dollars and fly right back and then do it again and do it again and do it and he's making millions of dollars a month doing that balling shade leno's black man open my podcasts he swore he was
i'm crazy stories about when he worked with the mafia and mafia people were threatening guys like these mobsters totally over hang out with the sultan i don't think so you never know put the slippers on the golden underwear i want to figure out how to make friends with this guy right around in a gold car you think you do you don't want to be friends with somebody that that powerful because if you fuck up or you do something wrong then you have somebody that powerful that's your enemy yeah i i i i there's this guy named mike here are for whatever his name is that owns this whatever this church thing and i got scared why would you say is the name before any other distribution of the banjo rogan before remember we used to do a show with him remember really rich guy that had that but it scary because after a while you don't want somebody that's is going to troll you for life that is that pow
or foreign rich and that's what it felt like with this guy like i get on his side where i become like a bob bui or some kind of howard stern guy and he could just like fuck with me for the rest of my life kind of like what they're doing upstairs at the ding dong share right now with perry they were saying that don's dead right now and their fucking he is dead though what barriers is fucking with he doesn't know internet listening to the live stream right now well listen dude you wouldn't be that guy you not that fucked up you know what i mean though i don't necessarily know what you mean but i do know what you mean i just don't think you're describing it in the best way but yeah i don't make a enemy out of a crazy rich dude like a super powerful guide there almost scary even know i wonder what else is sultants do for fun though you know what i mean like we get it once i love to know what that is like i get the like i mean i'm just saying if he fucks on that level of eenie meenie miney fucking moe then
what else is he doing for fun on that level that we can't imagine because that's how he fucks so how does he eat you know i mean i imagine what he must walk into well you know if his palace if everything really is gold like that his his meals must be fucking must be wild and come the chair is i bet i bet he's got bore an elks just stacked to the ceiling i want did you eat okay who no longer answers what any anything they want you know i get it's about it's one of those things where he probably has food shipped in every day so he gets to choose what he wants and it's always fresh and they get rid of what he doesn't eat i bet it's those deals 'cause i bet when you have that kind of money you probably want to have like a full menu where you get pick from whatever you want even if it was just you eating alone he's probably
those guys so they have to fly in fish and lobster and meat and vegan it's probably like right now would you say is vegan i don't know he just seems like he would be vegan why would you say a guy who fucks all those girls and lives in a world powers would be vegan maybe like all or nothing like virtual 'cause you can afford it most people can't afford healthy lifestyle healthy lifestyle anyway it's expensive to be vegan they keep this guy pretty low key though huh bum well he keeps himself loki particularly now after that whole thing that girl writing those that article or the book or what fuck she was trying to write after drama don they have a three day i don't know if he would have called a festival or something but they allow it says the thirty thousand locals and visitors arrive each day to banquet the royal families pallas wow thirty sounds fees for the locals i suppose after ramadan so he's muslim so he probably it's things that are hello so he
he probably it's a lot of meeting whenever the fuck you want there of restrictions so i don't think he's allowed to eat pork so it's probably bore they came up with all that stuff to back when people are getting diseases man pigs eat whatever the fuck they want to eat everything including each other so they probably came up with that like those religious rules about pork in particular that's almost definitely related to disease and illness and doesn't make sense jews and muslims all have that in their in their religion that you're not supposed to be eating pork what do you think about this like trump taking the the this government to israel have you heard about that
when other kind when you we have like bases in other countries double bass in israel's i would yeah and that's something that presidents have been scared to do for a long time he's at palestine spurt like past the true jamming i've already said in this thread so that the set at the end of at the end of the feast everyone gets a cake but he also inserted a clause in the the tuition that proclaims quote he can do no wrong in either his personal or any official capacity the in constitution i am a cake man what the fuck do you want he can do no wrong wow so you can do whatever he wants so he has a clause in their constitution that he could do it every want it was them coming trump's plan to move the us embassy to juke tourism truth is limited and talk how you talk to reduce the amount welcome to do so are you drunk say that again okay brown now struggle with or
prism yeah i mean that's just a weird word though jerusalem jerusalem jerusalem i can't even these to have some crazy ass words mesopotamia yeah jerusalem is a jerusalem that's where stop and think about that like how 'bout chuckle slovakia why do you have to use so many noises for your view that in polling then not polish areas so why why welcome to lithuania in the what will what will slow down why'd you name if your place that is your spot the noise i make for my spot they mean think of what they think and we don't know what with you lithuania means but think of what they hear when we got the you the united states of america alluded to like they're probably like listen to these blueberry need be able they need to talk to me and i'll just go america way from america marie from czechoslovakia i mean your name sounds funny
how come your name so long how come y'all decided to put all those fucking sounds in your name greedy ass sound user so open up all the sound attributed to your patch of dirt huh how big is this czechoslovakia but that's it a little tiny ass thing with that big old fucking name problem and a lot of room for a little how big circles of aka the big spot maybe that's it is maybe they're trying to overcompensate for the sake of big spot my talk shit now it's little it seems like it would be a little yeah jimmy dumbest name of a country that you know nigeria why because it's just letting you know that name before they came up with that name didn't exist kazak istan alright antarctica that's kind of a goofy woman it sounds pretty 'cause it's not a lot of disease in it you know throw a lot of disease you know
supposed to be from kazakhstan they get super mad at him you know they sued him the whole fucking today are so pissed i bet that guy has to hide those sixteen people are so fucking pissed because that boy character is fugazi done could you imagine if there is like one guy who was doing this character of your tiny little country and it is a fucking huge smash comedy hit this complete retard this representing your country and just fucking up everything you know like remember when he did that movie and ask him where to go to the bathroom and it took a shit in a bag they handed the lady the bag trying to whether i do it this and she it was that this this my shit we're doing this is new one year die i heard the news like a scene in it that's like really worth the whole
maybe which one is his new one the one where he's like a tennis player or something like that like there's a problem with those those are comedies they're not like what i like is this stuff that's illegal now so the stuff that he used to do that he kept getting sued for the best shit jackass was on the other night on the front porch after the roast battle and just watching jackass i missed that there's something too so funny that seeing people getting fuck yup it's you know one of the funniest things this is undeniably funny it's unbelievable yeah it's let's instinctual it's like in your in your system like there's i remember i never got this one where they they
the had this big hand on a spring that would give guys high fives and it would come out of nowhere just fucking nail you and send you flying across the room and had bags of flour on it so like when it hits throughout the flight hit you in the face and blow you up with flour and it was fucking huge like it would knock people over there all amazing i love jack ass so fucking much an i stumbled across jackass two dot five recently which is basically all the foot image that they didn't get a chance to use or that was too edgy or came out too extreme for their mtv show wildboyz 'cause it turns but they had to like have it ready mtv it was just different than the ship they were really pulling at this level so anything in which the network heads were like we can air that on mtv two or whatever the fuck wildboyz was on there
turn it into this super movie of that was literally too good for mtv and that show while boys at the time so what's it called and did they would see what it's a jackass two point five and so these guys and remember the door while boys which is more like you know like they're on the safaris in the desert it's like with cheetah behind it yeah they're playing keep away with hyenas with the ham and some of them are fucking scary that is no i mean i diners will kill you the huge like two hundred wild dogs that crush bones of their teeth and they're playing keep with some wild anus with a ham standing right in front of them with no fence no protection that is
hell areas is saying that the other thing about jack as two point five is there's ones that were also like you could tell a couple of them were just so disgusting that they couldn't put it on mtv it like my favorite one and it just like i was dying of laughter i've been i was howling like like an animal all of a sudden you know they're sort of like explaining like you know we didn't know what we had we met this one guy he was the world's longest fingernails we don't know we were going to do with them and other cool thing about two point five is it's sort of like more documentary style because they're like laughing about all that food asher india his these crazy cool yeah yeah yeah bird duper long fingernails and i like we did end up knowing what to do with this guy a so you know steve had this one idea and then that was it and
all of a sudden it cuts to this indian guy you know you've seen him like they just giant long fingernails like five feet long or whatever the fuck and all of a sudden you just see an indian guys face and it slowly starts to pan out you see his nails and he has a bottle of miller lite and he just goes hello i am baba this is miller time and you see him just start to pour the beer on the back of his hand that's just hanging there an attack of his hand that has the fingernails right and all the beer starts rolling down his fingernails and is the camera pans out you just start to hear like
you just start to hear that noise and is it pans out you see stephen was laying on his back on the ground underneath all the heller beers were opened water slide i was i was reaming by myself in my apartment watching this dying of laughter there it is jamie's got it this is a time for you here stephen okay for the camera so funny how long is this what gagging and throwing out all what's so much he throws up it's about to get greater vomit in front of a it's the worst devos crazy him sober now yeah he's a fun guy i really like that guy a lot you know who's not server and the text the other day who would you date him hell lou it was the most uncomfortable thing i've they let indian if he was drinking i don't know yeah why man i knew that was gonna happen so dave's beer he had called on the three times
three years my last call it like i got like last call when i got a trade in no way impact and aggressive listen man that's why didn't have money again i i just telling you like this is not going to have it's not gonna last night temp this is temporary the set up sobriety thing working on sobriety he's a slingshot and he he pulled that slingshot back and then he's eventually got to let it go and i don't know why i don't know understand sobriety i don't understand people that off the rails like he does where they get that fucked up in that crazy but he's got it whatever that is you worked with them all the way back i can work within five years and lose razee always that way always that way party machine a lot of it is i really honestly believe this and maybe andy would probably agree with me i think some shit happened to him when he was a child and i think he battles that you know i think he has like a real issue man he would he would he's talked about it before i'm not revealing anything that he hasn't said already but he doesn't remember like a lot of childhood but a lot of it it's blocked out
he's got a substance problem he just had a he has it more than anybody i've ever met in terms of like he gets it and then that switch goes off and he's gone you know he's off to the races and he's a sweet guy yeah it is a talented guy he's a really funny guy like a indian i we did scenes together we had a two hundred and thirty four and five takes 'cause i couldn't stop laughing i was holding it in as much as i can he's a really funny guy's ship based in does a negative and annoying as he was the other night he was still sort of killing it through this glaze of just annoyance i mean of course of course it was like he was just the scottie pippen is chappells jordan 'cause he was literally heckling chappelle while he's on status that's fucked up i shouldn't let him do it again yeah they totally shut up you can't do that you can't do that and then they try to fuck her friend
yes this is the first five times i met andy he was completely faced and obsessed with trying to me and that was that mike okay nice to meet you again in and that was that and in the last few times he was sober and awesome yeah really great guy and then i saw him for first time since that the other night and he's sitting in a chair write it in the back bar area like with the employees are he's the only one just sitting there in a chair and i'm like oh i i wonder what happened to any is i'm walking up all in one motion as i get closer i see at the same time he's licking some but his arm that he's with just licking their arm up and down and i'm like oh no he's not sober anymore like his variation of sobriety and not super i'd never seen him like getting drunk or having a drink i've only seen him an absolutely at one thousand miles an hour ship face an aggressively sexual continuously or very nice dude
it's so weird i think he's a nice dude are these are nice dude i think he really is a good guy i think and he's a very good guy he's just a very good guy that does not get along with substances and he needs them for whatever reason they ease drawn to them you know i don't i don't know what you do to cure someone of that i'd and i think you know i wouldn't even if i knew what to take your one person i don't think i think everybody has their own individual answer for that and i i think for some people they just don't want to ever get completely free they do and then they don't you know they get bored or they can't take it anymore or whatever the fuck it is but but isn't it weird that when somebody does start drinking like it's never just like a little bit is like or you know i start drinking i shouldn't be drinking i have a little buzz it's just like opposite it's i think it's a genetic thing too man there's something what alcohol they either got that thing or you don't you know like if they like
i'm sitting here only had water tonight and i'm looking at you drink and you know i've had drinks but i'm not like going fucking drink and have fun but some people they look at that god damn drink and they just they just feeling smelling his fault smell that whiskey in there he just go fucker fuck could you start pulling at you and then you want it and then you say fuck it was just one shot just one shot boom and they throw it now and then blouse off to the races he says that's him yeah that's i mean you could tell anyone that stop drinking nas started drinking red bull or starbucks all day like the strongest coffee i just had in in san francisco i had because this new nitro coffee it is like having them pulled up for you a pint it is yeah it's a made out of companies are making an ounce nitrogen native coffee it's amazing i only had half of a grande
and i was like oh my god i feel like i'm on drugs like we have those caveman once caveman coffee they're small they're tiny and they have two hundred and seventy milligrams of caffeine starbucks five six of those time yeah because he doesn't drink in the fucking two hundred and fifty pounds so it's got more room to distribute over his body but yeah he gets fucking wired on those god damn things get super excited that i love caffeine so much alright of all the things you can be addicted to that one is the most active and least destructive i wasn't as you you up to the point we'd make decisions are getting car accidents or anything i think i've done so much caffeine i don't feel like i feel like i i like i'll have we don't as much yeah it seems a muted with caffeine well that's why people who use it for performance enhancing purposes they like to
not use caffeine during the day normally and then take caffeine before they workout like say if they have wrestling match or something like that a lot of guys to do that they'll have no caffeine in their diet and then right before they go and fight or something like that they'll take a caffeine pill and then they get the full effects of it because the fact that you're not like like how often we smoke pot if we got anybody that doesn't smoke pot down here with us and we're hitting the same we that were hidden they would freak out we've seen it you see that we've seen it before i mean how many times we've gotten somebody highlight do you get high and then like well i'll try at what the hell like ok they take a big hit they take a second hidden like your god it's over i want set up buddy fuck i thought he was dying for a second after smoking cali weed for the first time he started like shaking like he literally sort of like just here is getting electrocuted firm and we've done that to people so many times
unless you want in come on in but it's just way too strong for that for us it's nothing we do it all the time so it's normal your body builds up this tolerance but if you don't have that tolerance you get hit with it terrence mckinney should say that's the best way to smoke wait he say the best way to do it is to don't do it at all for a long time and then do as much as you can stand it yeah it's like then it becomes very very psychedelic he his thought was that we abuse marijuana he was guilty of himself he said the things we talk about his like you listen before you listen to this like i am a confessed cannabis addict is a small cannabis everyday all day i smoking at night but honest i think the way to do it is to take a long time off and then smoke your fucking brains out just take like weeks off just get br
bring your body completely back to baseline and then just big nope i take two days off and it feels like if i smoke it's back to baseline that fast i don't want to operate two days off how often you guys go on stage without it i i try to most the time he struggled talking when you go on stage when you're high high yeah i i i i i stutter or i lose my train of thought like if i'm going to like i never go to that that bit now right then a light forget my weight when i was a just thinking nine it's memory for mostly i think like specially with like pete weed i find that if i don't smoke peat swede i actually remember everything i did that night but if i do smoke peace we i don't remember anything i did that night i used to always think it was alcohol based but i've been trying it experiment with the same way and i remember everything i smoke a lot of weed sweet and it just blocks my memory men in blue
kush the memory eraser definitely different effect on everybody man there's no doubt about that 'cause you'll hear some people talk about pot and you like one are you experiencing i almost want to be in your body i roasted snoop dogg a few weeks ago maybe like a little over a month ago and hanging out with him i've hung out with them a few times but this time it was app after i roasted a man i hung out with them the day before because we were talking about the rose that was helping him with his thing at the end and everything you know what i mean so your smoke and then and then after the rest and i let his i will let snoop up at this summer yeah i made fun of everybody it was really crazy like one of the most fun things i've ever done on stage anyway afterwards we kicking it like hard fucking core right because i had just like honored honored the shit out of them basically in front of all of his friends in this big cool theater in la so
you know we were hanging all this stuff in it ever since then he inspired me to smoke more weed not by saying anything but just sort of like watching him operate and just realizing like wow this guy just says laughing and creative all the time 'cause it net shuts off for every time i've ever been around him he's always just riffin and always the funny by far the funniest non comedian i've ever met or worked with by far you ever hang out with snoop now never met him you would fucking love him you guys would click you guys crossing the streams would like be unbelievable 'cause he's he gets it man he's cool as but him and martha stewart is the best combination in the really don't they have like a show show together what is it best combo they just have a killer cooking show together and
on tv yeah yeah that's one of the regular regular show you who does it chris maguire no shit really one of the roast jokes that i did on snoop was he that he is a cooking show with martha and when asked what it's like to work with a seventy five year old lady martha said not that bad it's amazing though like when i've seen the clip like i just put it up on youtube a couple of days ago and i tweeted about it then but ever since watching and have actually having the clip in getting when it cuts back every time it cuts back to snoop laughing i still like my brain is like i can't fight i still can't believe that it happened like that that's new laughing right right that you actually did rostone it's so fucking weird wow but anyway i like doubled my pot intake since this snoop thing and i was already a very regular daily pretty much you know once i get the bulk of
work done in the afternoon if it's whether i'm writing or just you know whatever i have to do or book or whatever responsibilities i have it's on i'm a fan yeah then i work a few hours later and then i do it again i just keep smoking throughout the night after you good for you works i approve this message it works for me batman as long as it works and if you decide at one point that it doesn't work anymore and you want to switch it up i mean it sometimes that happens to in your life you get tired of it certain pattern you know it might be different kind of workout you're doing or whatever it but just changing things a little bit changing certain aspects of your life just a little just a little bit of a turn a little deviation something new little something different this could be huge huge for your brain you know start thinking these different i mean emptied my house out recently just decided to pack everything up i got a storage unit and i put it
storage unit we're talking at kill tony about how people lived in their cars i didn't that there's a whole thing of homeless people that have storage unit and they use the storage unit to bathe in and like they just out there all day they then yeah it's a lot of there's a shower how storage june no no no they'll just come there with like wet naps and like we like they were showing me my unit when i got it mean jen and and she goes oh we can't go down this hallway and i'm like why she goes just hold your nose we can't go down this and i look ahead and there was a woman naked washing herself and poop rags everywhere just rags on the ground with poop on it everywhere and it smelled like poo and she said that
she just lives there during the day that's like how she she shits on the ground the letters they can't throw her out there's like nothing they can do but you can't get her for like some sort of a health code violations shitting on the ground that's what i said and she goes you would think you would think it's very weird and touchy and this is funny how much people like try to protect
yeah if she had a house you get arrested for that like if she had a house and she just wants a ship in public i like to go to my storage unit take on the floor people say you dirty you got to go to jail but because she doesn't have a house she goes there and should some of for like all we can do anything and it's also the location there's this california culture read that we nurture people but like if i was in texas and some storage unit owner walked by your when you get out of here right now i just gotta say there is so much better than you japanese mexican access level two days a storage unit i couldn't get out of here this is texas nothing's like san francisco san francisco's the worst when it comes out there's a aggressive homeless people everywhere somebody somebody took a huge ship yeah i'm in jfk right in front of the punchline comedy club yeah it was and has sure all yeah i know it did because i two videos of it and
and i did you save any photos that i can see right now videos on photos on this shit i gotta deal i got video about you alot of me so it's hard to see in the video but it was but it okay here's a little towel next to it yeah man it's i've never seen war is homeless people just wandering around anywhere in any one location that i have in san francisco it seems like they're just super tolerant up there yeah it's one of the things that make san francisco awesome is that open mindedness and tolerance but we were there it also leaves like an opening for that we were there on saturday when they were doing the march is up there it was a good time it was powerful it drained the kill tony show is amazing but the two stand up shows i had after that you could tell by the second show i was asking like how many you went to the march earlier and it was just like i mean wow crazy if you ever even heard of elected leader that's been protested this hard right after they got in office before they've done anything but never
the funny thing is there's a bunch of women out there obviously that voted for trump or didn't vote at all that's what the a lot of the numbers would say 'cause they said that most women voted for trump right no no ok most of the women that voted voted for trump you won't know i thought i heard no no no no more women voted for trump then voted for hillary but not most of the women voted for trump so it's like there's one hundred and three women fifty three of 'em voted for trump fifty am hello relief that kind of a deal but do you when you talk about the numbers that they had like in la any coming sent me this picture and i looked at i want what in the fuck where is that she goes that's in downtown la my that is insane might that's insane i go how many people are there she goes they expected three thousand and they got nine hundred thousand is the biggest one
you know you may be even bigger than dc yeah she said they they don't even really they don't really know how many but she says they think somewhere around i think nine hundred and seventy thousand people close to a million incredible there are crazy and it was interesting how many older ladies and older women i flew back in the woman next to me was an old lady that sprayed her hair blue and she's like we went up to protest and but it's aggressive looking you think this all came from the grab the pussy stuff like if he didn't have the grabbed by the pussy stuff this wouldn't exist right yeah it's because of one clip that they dug up from the early 90s in between a commercial break with him on inside addition with something my talking about who knows the context that was happening before that by the way his whole if you watch him talk his whole personia
and he's talking about his son is the mexican word for it you may know him is from jerusalem program it's very very guy jockey by is very negative for women well he's a good old boys club guy it's awful to for me too i don't that offer free i just don't like here's a walk i just don't like hearing him talk man he's just such a to me i don't like them who do you think is kid though i voted we better vote for trump didn't vote for president you got to that you just left it out now because i didn't like either i would have had you know old man mickey interesting did you vote gary johnson did my podcasts i voted for him yes i know he didn't know that seems like a throw away that's like we were either either not phone you know and i brian
it's never throw away if everybody voted for gary johnson he would want yeah but i wasn't going to happen well my not because it's never throw away it's like you have to vote your mind otherwise voting is pointless regardless of whether you think you're throwing your vote away like there's so many people are saying that the reason with me you know my state was going go to hillary clinton already knew that most people predicted that if i stepped in as the complete objective observer i've never had anything to do with the system up to that point and then i walked in and they were telling me the projected victory was already to hillary clinton before it even started in this and they were right and they were right new york right so if i vote for gary johnson stuff throwing shit away it's just voting my conscience and it's not even really in my conscience honestly because may maybe gary is not the right guy for the job either you know i mean he didn't know what aleppo was but you know bernie sanders isn't in it anymore and i'm not a big fan of hillary and
i'm i don't think i'm not a big fan of trump i'm not a big fan of any i'm not a big fan of being president how about that i don't think anybody should be president yeah i think there's a read articles which we did receive some between to me i re tweeted about having a council of wise people like seven or eight people star wars was a gym this article on fortune dot com says that forty two percent of women most of them white came out to support him came out support trump yeah right when we were talking about that we're talking about the marches against trump i know what i mean that's done tony's point is that forty two percent of women voted for me so that that really i mean how many women then where there that vote for trump probably none because there's twenty million people los angeles
twenty million people in los angeles and you got less than a million it's highly likely that that less than a million didn't vote state a lot of secret trump supporters that are disguising themselves as these people and telling you there out there because they have these it's a game to some of these people i can feel it it would you think that people that were walking around in that rally actually voted for trump and they're holding up signs fuck trump you really think that i you yeah i think that some of them yeah i think that there secret trump supporters yeah absolutely marching with signs the whole deal for their what they have to do for whatever their jobs are or whoever their bosses yeah sure marshall join you at the march yeah yeah sure definitely as long as you talk to tom about that raise or whatever you know whatever
people do things for some reason furmark steps it right there but it's crazy at that march there's like five year old girls these parents are mad about what the possibility of what their kids hearing something that trump said and there's like five year old girls walking on the street going down touch my pussy don't touch my pussy that's not really true if you really see five year old saying don't touch my pussy they were there without the margin was saying don't touch my and there's little cabin you were saying the five year olds and such are a probably not but like here's here's my question do you think that having these gigantic marches all over the country like they did don't you think it's probably a good thing because a guy like trump the last thing he wants is all people hating him the last thing he wants us to realize that there's never been a president ever in the history this country that has gotten protest
did so widely and so hugely right after getting in office that's that's gotta freak him out and that has to affect the way you make decisions it has to knowing that these people like you no he just got in you have done anything all you do is win the election again in it almost seems interesting because what if that ends up turning him into you know what if the a b there's a chance with he just turns on these people and starts fulfilling the prophecy right it's possible i mean but but then the republicans that support him that are on defense they wouldn't support him anymore he said populist in a lot of ways it's one of the more interesting things about this like he's willing to change his mind on things if the people are you know vehemently against his decisions yeah i think it's going be real weird who knows knows what's going to happen
but one of the things that i'm reading it's really fascinating is they're trying to keep him away from television and criticism because she freaks out and then they don't want him to overreact they don't want him to respond to criticism of him 'cause he keeps making these some crazy tweets what's this is press secretary or somebody that just put out a thing the other day there's i was talking about the numbers how many people were at it at the thing yeah you know what using a publicist though you know what i mean he's not even a press secretary this guy's a publicist they have a public this because of how bad you know trump is going to get into like the trouble he's going to get into that guy is going to be saving his ass a lot in the future i feel my friend jason hairston he's the guy who owns this company that makes his job as a sales call then you yeah the the like timmons con he has one of the up with he's one of the best he makes some of the best hunting gear in the world and he has this picture on his instagram
this is disputing what the press is saying when they were talking about how little the crowd was look how big the crowd is there this is an actual photo that he took with his actual phone and they were saying that the crowd didn't go out to the press tent will fucking it clearly does yeah there is a huge crowd the conscious being a photo you know what it could also just be the photo there could be like brian look at that photo that photo shows a gigantic crowd of people that goes all the way back pass where they said the crowd didn't go yeah i'm saying there might be a big gap in just how the photo is that you can't see that there's like a gap in the middle you know kind of like the whole thing the louisiana i do but look what you looking at yeah he did not in that photo when that photo you are looking at look at all those people all the way back there they go all we pass the barricades look at how many people there are like that's not the pictures they showed on television so and you can see this folks show it jason hairston j json mha
i r s t o n this is a photo that he took himself and that's where it gets weird someone who is actually there who went to the inauguration they could take another picture anytime does this photo jamming pbs put up this is a time lapse from the top of the washington monument from the day like the time of day started like sunrise is no everyone started leaving it so they have all of it yeah they have sky view of it okay so his photo does it now with this is i'm saying there's gaps though see there's gas in between the cruise was not filled it from that angle it represents a big crowd but when you look at it from the top you can see like the gaps in the but either way there's a lot of people there but it wasn't i don't know if it was a million
yeah but either way it's it's a giant crab but it's nowhere near as many they went to see a bomb or the date that's been proven by the amount of people to take public transportation right yeah so this is still not filled in yet and it's still early yeah i'm not even yeah that was a c i if hearing if you're standing and there's a bunch of people missing in the middle you're not gonna be right tell because the people behind it's gonna fill in the gaps that doesn't pretty god damn packed it does but maybe that's what you're saying then because of that well i think it really in your head it's hard to imagine what obama's must look like 'cause that does look insane but he wasn't where where when obama was inaugurated he wasn't there taking pictures in the same spot then we would get a chance to really check too really check it understand it but mean that i would buy more than this because of what you said about perspective but i mean
to still a fuck load of people man they were making it seem like there wasn't that many people that's a lot of god damn people it's just not as many as obama i would like to compare that to when bush was inaugurated bush at more bush had more they it is raining it is raining at the trump inauguration right that's true and how many most people wear hair spray in respect to mr trump i saw point someone made to that at the time in two thousand and nine i guess when obama when the inauguration happen there a lot more people out of work oh shit in that now there's people that have jobs and it did that sounds like white house propaganda welfare maybe statement public sincere brock obama try to find out how many people were there when bush was inaugurated and how many people were there when clinton was inaugurated there's a good one thousand bush whatsapp two thousand and one the first one yeah it was two thousand years ago shop out there shows a shows
reptiles shows are there on the shape of a skull alex jones did you hear he was down there and somebody some trump supporter or something like that and got this huge fight and then no no alex jones was right next to it had to call the police oh i saw someone was saying that alex jones had liquor on his breath yeah he says he doesn't drink two hundred doesn't drink three hundred thousand or so for two thousand and one for bush four hundred thousand two thousand and five and then one dot eight million for barack in two thousand and nine and one million in twenty thirteen in comparison bill clinton also had eight hundred thousand twenty three in two hundred and fifty thousand and ninety seven damn two and only two hundred and fifty thousand and ninety seven i mean the rain is going to deeply affect that though 'cause it's all local people logging there one for that a lot of people jason harrison fluid for that morgan murphy she flew in for that
she flew in for the march yeah but you flew in smart in the rain you know a lot of those that's another thing that goes against that a lot of those women that were marching their marching in the rain i mean that's why jeremiah hawkins in his character daisy watkins i like daisy i like his character yeah that was me they all had raincoats on during the roast battle tonight or during a rather took kill tony night there is a religious at those hillary supporters when out the rain is it a big deal because of this the the question of the size or the question over the lying of the size lying of the science guy but he doesn't he wants to say this guy wants to say this is the largest crowd of any inauguration ever clearly that's not true that's fucked up that's clearly not true if you look it seems like a big ass crowd to me looking at that photo but i've never looked at a photo of the inauguration before so if you compare it to obama it's clearly still a big ass crowd but it
definitely not the biggest crowd ever so that's not good when fucking white house minister of propaganda sounds like that guy from baghdad remember at the beginning of the war there was some guy that was doing the baghdad population thing never that guy who the fuck was that guy who is this moron outside the door dylan people downstairs just walked downstairs so they should keep the door shut such a bad who yeah i remember that guy job baghdad or something like that remember that like it was a meme it was hilarious is like when the war started get the fuck outta here jamie kick these guys out of here oh god jesus christ they're letting people fuck with us anyway there was a character that was bag dad something god damn it was his name
camera don't remember it do you remember that and what was he saying he was the proper the minister of propaganda for a rack before we invaded and he was always saying like you know the iraqi troops are destroying the american bob no bob back add bob is ridiculous to predictions this guy yes that's the guy bob yeah he was like up array on it looked like saddam hussein before saddam hussein went into hiding memory they went into hiding and they found him in a hole where they pulled him out a hole and then hung him on tv we watch them like everyone could see him get hung memory you saw it on the internet is amazing fucking crazy but this baghdad that's it it is baghdad bob yeah did you watch uh that's a damn series on hbo no but what i'm saying is this baghdad bob god this is essentially what that some guys doing
he's saying shit that everybody knows is not true he's exaggerating in a way that everybody knows is not true and this is just beginning of the administration is quotas my information was correct but my interpretations were not god whatever who saying that baghdad bob guys quote is but this way house guys should be fired right that should be a blade firing right hand start off a relationship with the american people with a big fat juicy lie like that fired what about a speech is to a dennis a hand he was there's a picture of a hand writing is speeches and then he played league ripped off the train speech in the avatar speech to write he in the years of things speech did you see it
what should i do in effect to the people that's not that's typical political speak everybody digging bar cruelly balls deep that's a typical give it back to you to the people kind of when people turn it into the banding i hope everybody is kidding about it being so stolen like you know we're not let's plagiarize but that it's the same thing the problem with it being the same thing is this what bane said before you fucking want to destroy the city but you shouldn't say that shit when everybody knows that's what bane said that's that's there's supposed to be a guide to check in for bein speak no but imagine if you were gonna hiding in some sort of cool to have a president that said some things that your ridiculous if it back to you do you ever purchased that's just that one part of it is like a whole there's like a whole two three cents is not just that phrase others more there is no way that guy has enough time to write his speech
you know what he took a picture and just let him of course my god fucking you should haddock will should've got damn feather in an ink bottle clearly trump likes to write his speeches while watching batman maybe he was just writing notes on his speeches with a pen and so it wasn't a lie sort of kind of cut through his dear white house press why so serious sure yeah we not a problem then president trump are you watching that and with heath ledger last night yeah this is going to be real weird man it's going to be really weird if that's that's how it keeps up maybe they'll be an adjustment who knows can you imagine cool it would be if it was revealed that he did have a breathing problem all of a sudden and had to wear some fucking mask how awesome the avatar part is not not true that that wasn't set
avatar well we're discusses notices i was running that on a guy that married a call girl i don't understand that i still think it's a it's pretty good what is pretty good snow overall okay but you have to listen to get this one guy behind this thing as a guys are obviously will guy and his wife and they divorce and now he's a guy and a former escort and they they still run it and they have a very clear left wing bias it's very that we need if they've been a part of like anti bush rallies in the past and so i get it it's good to have something like that i'm not totally dismissing it but this is just people this isn't like objective academics who have
home the land and look for the correct answer all the time their stuff is widely criticized i don't always agree with the criticism but it's not like they're the end all be all when it comes to truth is what's real on the internet no no but it's definitely really good for like say like a hey they say these tacos are made out horses and in a yeah and they go here's an article here's an article got caught thanks no you know that that's why do some shit that was going on in a leading up to the election that was pretty criticized see you fine criticisms of snopes see if you find anything that's any good i found a great thing that university put together of how bias each thing is in which direction everything leans like they went really deep into it and they made a really cool graph then that middle part is mainstream and the higher up it is the more actual and factual everything is in the lower it is the more it's just like fake news like crap jargon and the
are there left it means it leans liberal like those crazy stuff over there and then the far right leans conservative and it has everything listed what's really fucked up is we don't have cnn is hot dog shit if you're wondering like the fakest terab news but that says that's where the source in the news it was the source of this fox it's not it's not this was a study done by i can't remember the college says one point three million views but i like pbs and routers it's an imgur from the name the person the post it is wild yucatan man yucatan man but
as one point eight million views some school i can't remember the exact quite down this offer at it and then to snag the screen shot a picture because i found it so amazing and it shows you everything i basically b b c n n p r is right in the middle like it's like above the washington post above new york times above nbc and abc usa to day in cnn way down at the bottom and it says the economist the guardian the atlantic in the wall street journal or basically the best men more partisan bias mean stream but still reputable well they say about the wall street journal is because it deals with the financial markets and because you can't have just a clear editorial bias it leans one way or the other that's going to affect business like they're not going to tolerate that shit they want to know what the fuck is really going on clean and clear without all your hippie logic thrown into it yep what do you think about rt yeah with the arty russia today
you know what man it's owned by russia at the end of the day you know you realize that like they've got some sort of an influence over them i don't know how much of an influence but i had lee cancel my podcasts i was asking him whether enough putin uses fillers that dude fucking clamped up he didn't want to say a word fillers fillers like on his face and like his face is looking looks like is doing something to his face like botox or something taylor and he just clamped up to montauk where is i've had abby marten on the show before and she's work for russians today and she just decided not to do it anymore she's doing her own thing now and she is doing it she was a report on the situation in ukraine and they wanted to ship order ukraine though ok once you go check it out when you were going to send her there and she's going to go there on the ground she's like the fuck i am she's like i'm not going to russia
we are your fucking mind and that's when she realized like oh i gotta get out of this business he tried his different in russia is she was criticizing him yeah russia today it's a it's interesting but probably a better news source then what you're getting from the america propaganda networks to do bad i watched post debate i watched cnn and fox news and i went back and forth for a couple of hours i decided this is going to be like my project for the night i'm going to see what the left is saying that i'm going to see what the right is saying it was crazy it was
to alternate reality as to completely different worlds and is so biased on both sides there's so biased there's no one who's saying anything that might make the other side look good or it might soften someone's point of view or give hillary clinton is a thief and a liar and she's we profiting in the clinton foundation is a problem and she needs to go to jail and anybody else would be in jail and taxes and this and that and and real estate scandals and and then you go to the other side and it's all sexual assault donald trump's actual saw choose a sexual saw a woman accuses him of sexual assault this video so they grab the pussy video and it was all call concentrating on that and that's another crazy thing about this study is that compare honestly according to this huge crazy study that they did fox news while being completely leaning right but still reputable cnn is not and see now this is not reputable at all
bottom of everything but they say better than not reading news at all but say take a full a screen shot of that and send that to me and send me to meet with the guy's name on i'm gonna put it on my instagram give that guy interesting in season the find out what it is in the in the season the middle with the washington post well brian williams made sure of that in fact he went to battle for it well msnbc yeah is the one that they're saying is the fox news of the left basically but still sort of it but they're but they're more read much more according to this much more reputable than cnn that's rachel maddow yeah yeah she got up she it's a little bit crazy today big old lesbian running that show love it i love the fact that you could have a clear and obvious short haired lesbian woman with uh you know ivy league education be like your mouthpiece like she's the main dude over there it is
and then you have that keith overman guys gone bananas he's just insane and another thing is like he just all about like we've had a coup we've been taken over by russia russia has taken over the united states it's been a bloodless coup he does that show the resistance you know he's going sue hard left yeah he's yeah some loopy stuff like this suck watching him for nine minutes the other day just ranting seems like he's in like some sort of like when those came all studios now and he has to keep going like it doesn't go to commercial and another thing that's what he's always done he's always been a great ranter he was one of the original espn sports center guys and he was a fucking beast and then what happened why did they take him off espn 'cause that's where everybody loved him and then he went from there and started doing political news so good it's almost
once you start doing keith olbermann right you got in trouble what do we set some shit that he shouldn't said he kept going against like i think it was mostly it's like disney or the because disney owns yes but fucking man you got like him and dan patrick there i think they were both banned from espn like facilities and a lot of talk to any ready for ten years but damn patrick recently i think got back in good graces a little bit or maybe his older men didn't dan patrick is still completely like you're not don't talk to dan patrick is what they kind of feel like it's like a big no no what did they get in trouble about i'll look it up second ok wow but so then i didn't follow him and i did i don't follow sports so i didn't know you know i didn't know that he was like this big sports guy but i've heard people talk about and they really liked him and then i remember he went over and started doing political stuff and then there was a lot of controversy and i feel like some of the controversy was like if you start out doing sports you got to stick with sports motherfucker
you don't like you starting out with sports and and all the sudden you're talking about politics what what do you run a political's what the fuck baseball this fucking what about willie mays baybrook come on keith base ball that's what everybody right would happen you what happened check for that and we're supposed to like listen the earth opinion on ranting political stuff but sports impolitic go hand in hand of two things like can't stand you know for the most part but you care about something i did just because i have to hear about it nonstop every single day every single thing i internet tv people and all our talk about trump it's like a nightmare that won't stop like i don't give a shit about politics but i have to talk about trump and here
trump order you do give a about trump does not just the hear about him you were just saying yeah you know i mean i give a yeah i it's embarrassing but i'm like i wish i could just stop hearing about it now like it's nothing else i think people are tired of people complaining about it which suggesting to me as like would you want them to do like i'm just tired people fucking complaining about it god damn it suck it up he won suck it up he's our president like do you we expect that people are just going to stop complaining 'cause that's ridiculous people always complain people complain no matter who the fuck wins if hillary clinton had one right now people would be going crazy on fox news they would be screaming for her head we can only hope that someone someone has the courage to prosecute this terminal for deleting those emails and they would just go crazy about it but the difference is republicans would not have walked in the street and less she i grabbed by the dick video but they pulled out of nowhere and even then people would think it was funny women would be out there grab his dick crabb
this deck and let's throw this out there yeah ok so first of all the whole trump saying grab him by the pussy he's talking about if you have a ton of money to to some guy famous is that what it was he's like your celebrity just grabbed by the pussy they let you but you're saying they let you he's talking to like crazy groupies but here's the thing in like people are like oh that's unfit to be a president but what are last i mean our last great president got his dick sucked in office in in the oval office by an intern then he lied about it to everybody including everyone i did not have sexual relations economy was bumpin gas prices were seventy two cents and nobody gave a fuck but now all of a sudden it's like wait this guy is demonising women it's like oh ok well we just got caught
and it's one of things that he said he's like i heard bill clinton say well worse things yeah bill clinton on the golf course bill clinton bill clinton his dick sucked while being the president were talking about a recording on the commercial break of what inside edition ninety two i mean comparisons are insane but bill clinton's a saint anyone got freakishly great president there's a difference between here and someone say something and knowing they did something to people there's a difference like day knowing someone did something is like wow i don't see it i hereby no set the audio bill clinton got his dick sucked came out yeah as i go along you will then in turn let me shoot on your dress jamie what we gonna say it was older men that was actually banned from espn's main campus that's why when he came back he was doing a show from new york in times square from i can is a beast
see like sub studio it is a lot to run and starting in nineteen ninety seven he went on a the daily show when it was still hosted by craig kilborn who was a former espn co anchor with them that was like his first problem he he he called espn's main campus a god forsaken play is he got into an argument you get in trouble for saying that not true so just lots of different things that happened over like ten year period and then he came back like i said he had a little stent with them he got in trouble again for saying shit against penn state supporters they suspended him for a little bit against penn state supporters after the sandusky trial what this is the worst i'm sorry about that lee also that stuff is kind of all been forgotten now none of the data all of their punishments have this kind of all disappeared then i'm not punished anymore they're back in the top of like college football rankings and everything for penn state yeah really two people are coming down here again we gotta get one of the comedy store people to block the door fifth
i know they can get down here but they just leave the door open and then there's a stairway where people could just fall joe there supposed to be a security guy up there not supposed let them down there she just shut the door some people found out we're down here now that's a problem 'cause i open my big fucking because we're talking about it called it the underground at the comedy store yeah but this people that work here that are supposed to be stopping the people from down here and they haven't been doing it so this is the lu cyst like i like the people that work here they're all comics if they're all fuck offs everybody like half ass is everything when it comes to like letting people into anything hilarious what's half of the fun of this place we're going to have to have someone watch the door from now on these folks take to yes okay that was the producer guy ari no wasn't three set of i saw another do to ya
either way we should do these live instead of like making it like this down in here maybe we should just move this shit to the belly room i love life podcasting more than anything well the belly room is such a great spot for it too and we've we've done a bunch of kill tony's up there i feel like maybe there's a problem with like people knowing that we're doing it down here you know where they want to see a new after kill tony there like were you guys doing that show yeah it's like you can't watch it so go home just being a good new lock or something for that door up there well they just need to have someone that actually stays where they're supposed to stay not not let people down and also like that's crazy staircase there's all sorts of equipment down here this it's totally like behind the scenes there's all equipment at the comedy store owns it's all out there sitting out there you can just be wandering around that bitch but people are weird man they just want to be behind the scenes they want to get to that back bar they want to go
behind the bar people want it was when i go that one place we not supposed to go and that's what's crazy is like when i got here i was mr like i hate you add to invite me i've always treated this building with a ridiculous amount of respect like i never wanted anyone working for now i'm talking about that it goes that if there's a statement that that is a thing in which like and i've seen it those people the push themselves in a back alley that are always trying to smoke pot with everybody there never the ones that end up fucking doing anything they're always the ones in which it's like a found out i'm open to move back home my mom sick so i gotta go to you know that is the worst when someone like chimes in on a conversation and just all the sudden stops talking about the males yeah but yeah exactly and you get a lot of that back there it's the worse than their losers you know what i mean but my point is is like the people that you know go with
went where they are invited and with people that their friends with you know it's different there's just a different thing no definitely as people want to race to the back to the to the green room in the back to smoke because they think there's a short cut waiting for them there and there's a knot you still after a short cut to make it as a comic yeah but i guess that but a but i think this analogy applies probably for any job you know what i mean is it's like it's not just about the hang well you've always had islamic nation of the two you always have this like disdain for people who network yeah yeah is i think there's a way to do it and i think it happens organically and naturally and people over do it it's just gross the people who overdo it almost always not that funny yeah and i do it a lot but i do it my own way you know what i mean is that makes sense like i'm not like a network are but i hang out and i do three
podcast so we can fucking gonna still pick up all the time and it's different there's one thing that's like you're not consciously trying to network you're working with your peers in your friends yeah there's there's that network is i think there's a natural amount of networking that has you watch house of cards it's my i think i'm the one that did you watch it now yes i would not you don't tell me about a lot of people told me about yeah don't try to claim you tell me about you know i'm sure a lot of people dicks it's like one of only for you let's go back to the show yeah if it's a fucking hilarious show when you realize like this is probably how it really works and that networking like that kind of shit like that kind of networking is what we're scared of in comedy that's how the entire business runs at how what the white house runs that's how politics runs that's why you're scared of it 'cause your skin with that kind of shit getting into here where it's all about favors and bullshit right the
this place has a loophole for not having that crap it used to be dude it used to be that's how you got gigs it used to be that there was a big problem in hollywood for a long time is like that's how people got on shows that's how they were writers like there was a lot of fuck and really bad writers back in the day that were on it comes a cute thank him you get to be a writer on my a friends a seinfeld or something like that you got to be a really funny person by the way that's totale still a thing in writers rooms oh yeah tell me about that huh i mean there's you know a guy or two that i have worked with you know in the small you know rose writers world that i've then that are literally you know there well in a huge favor man like maybe the people feel bad for this guy you know what i mean or whatever but you know he's lazy and doesn't do much and you know sort of
gets to like phone and while everybody else is sort of like writing the actual thing probably gets nothing in you know what i mean it's a part of pa have i think it's a part of that entire crazy world is there's always like a favor always is always they have these teams a lot of times comedy teams are like writer teams are one really funny guy and the other guy who writes the funny shit down total get the funny guy wanders around the office scratches his beard and the other guys writing shit down even if you watch six days to air like it's so fucking you matt and trey period while those other people are you know writers but it barely tagging anything you've totally see the vision just puking he's just looking at out of his head laughing they're both laughing and adding to each others thing then there's these other people that you know people yeah but they're just i mean that you need them too and
environment i think i think you need like the occasional dusting and sprinkling totaly but that's a different situation 'cause you got a super genius yeah that trey parker dude super genius and so that's that's one thing but like those sitcoms yeah when you work in a sitcom that's when it becomes really apparent and it's also one of the weird things about comedy writers is some comedy writers are stand up comics but most of them are not so like where are they practicing all this comedy like are you do you don't perform it but you know it's funny you sure are you sure are you sure that was funny 'cause i write a lot of things down that i think is going to be funny and then not really funny like how do you practice you don't you get taken by people like me they get added to the writers room and you get fucking house then it makes these people after what do you mean you get taken i come in an all of a sudden i'm writing the jokes that are making it to the actual
episode for example there's gotta be some funny people you're working with two totally totally but there those people normally by the way or stand up comedians as well there's a few gurus but occasionally people have ideas that are not not not performers that it just they just write just comedy writers and just go what is going on with this yeah some people were continuously some people are b's it's a very interesting business yeah but there's a couple people that get by an id know how i it shocks me sometimes when i see a certain couple people in another writers through making writers guild riding alone is a fascinating enterprise you know making things up sitting down in front of a computer and making up scenarios making up people making top stories making up plots making up twists in the plots and characters and just
fucking crazy way to make a living is weird it's lose your mind to formulate a world you know it's can you usally asking yourself questions you're like writing a trivia game and answering it at the same time who is the character what would he do what is that why would he smell like what is this what would he say that's why comedy teams totally makes sense but i've at the comedy guy from the comedy team after they broke up like that one that got tired of the guy who's not funny and said what the fuck am i doing this guy you carter just reading things to the guy in the director challenge i've met that guy to those guys brutal and you'll oh you are a part of a team huh i met two guys like that joey joey or whatever that well that want those two at ten oh no not comedian standup no now that's italian no i'm talking about writers yeah there's a i've met a bunch of those guys like when
i had a development deal long time ago this guy that he used to be a writer on friends this dude had like bowling shoes on and he was part of a comedy team the team broke up and i met with the guy was like he's wearing bowling shoes like you know trying like wacky where are bowling shoes those aren't comfortable like nobody wants to wear bowling shoes accused where bowling shoes because like bowling shoes like he's so wacky he wears bowling shoes around the office and i was telling my manager was like he's wearing fucking bowling shoes i don't like he's like a serious ago yeah why is he wearing bone shows like we had this conversation like why do you care i go i care because it's like why would you doing that 'cause you want to be wack we have exploding tie like he's going to check out my carnation squirts you what is this guy what does he think is actually funny he gave us
script and it was the worst piece of shit i've ever read it was so bad it was so bad it was stunning it was so bad that the network who recommended him and they gave him a gigantic development deal after he left this sitcom my friends went to another one i forget what it was but they gave this but gigantic network deal like a huge development deal and this is the first thing that he delivered off this you stealing and everybody was like oh no that's when the concept of the comedy team became apparent to me what others two of them and the funny one left this guy behind and he's like fuck this guy yeah and there's no no he's very funny too and most importantly understand story structure i go down and now he's not funny i got this is definitely not funny well you know this is a first draft and you realize nope this a terrible concept like the concept was awful it was about a guy who time travels and
or he's immortal and he was yeah that's what he's immortal and all he does is like get laid like what been around since ancient egypt using like cursed in ancient egypt so we can never die and just gets laid and then all network there like looking at each other like what in the fuck i go yeah well the summary so good luck with all that i'm fucking abandon ship was hilarious things like that that he pitched every day there's some now comes into an office and i've had some fucking terrible ideas myself i'm glad some terrible yes i thought were good you right now in like this is it and then you like put it down for a couple of weeks come back to me like what the fuck was i thinking like oh my god i mean what percentage of ideas that you start out with that you bring this stage eventually wind up looking into a special or make interact permanently
is it even half probably about probably a probably about half yeah i think so well 'cause i really don't try it unless i really really think it's funny like in think that it fits with my tone in everything you have the possibility of working those things out you know hammering them out on stage it's a really knocked it out of the park with a comedy script and now never practicing for like right that's one of the things that makes s park so particularly special is like that even practicing it turning it into like its best form there i'm coming at you with this i do like the the a f a national idea i mean they they've honed it they've cut it down they've edited it they've gone over they've made it funnier i'm sure but like they i don't get to do it like for six months in front of various crowds and watch
to come to life you know if you think about guys like stephen king at all the shit guys made up of sits around and make things up gc is nichelle the one thousand one hundred and twenty nine about jfk assassination and time travel no every heard what's it on right it's on netflix it is i think hulu james franco's like the start yeah what's it called again one thousand one hundred and twenty nine eleven two thousand three hundred and sixty three i think so it's the day got shot it's really good six part yeah it's fun it does time travel in franco's great in it today gonna stop and think about all the fucking amazing entertainments stephen king has put out over the years that guys insane here i mean carey it salem's lot christine you can on on on on on pets
military maximum overdrive yeah i mean that guys made some misery misery on right on helen bowser name kathy bates ebay something helen hunt you put her in my head early at least sonofabitch picking up those twister halls yeah man god damn damn that one guy is responsible for so much iconic entertainment silver bullet the chair in a werewolf things are getting remade already too like it's being remade right now come out who's remaking it i mean he's part of it he's you gotta talk right into the mic suck bill skarsgard and i don't recognize anyone that skarsgard guard is scars got oh wow look like that who's put the the show together is it a movie but that's book that so long i've read that book
it's a long book it yeah that's why when they had it on television they have it a multiple part miniseries and there was that comic not it was it what the fuck is different flu tim the guy from the rocky horror picture show yeah i am very sorry he was the the the clown right yeah wasn't yep and you know it you know tim curry is like in a wheelchair i could barely talk and he's like he's like a vegetable almost what happened i think had a stroke yeah he had a really bad stroke you know no one really talks about that either you don't really know that like i saw many interview and i was like what the fuck happened to tim curry oh that's a bummer i didn't know that richard dawkins had a stroke two the scientist the selfish meme you know no other guys he's a pretty famous atheist and scientist and author
and he had a stroke but he recovered and it didn't what is cognitive function but it did affect the way hands moved can't play the piano and it also affected he can't i think he can't sing anymore i can't pull it off off like he's diminished but he still speaks which is really interesting the part of it his brain that was affected by the stroke it didn't fuck him up to the point where you can't sing anymore or he can't talk anymore he talks as well as he always did makes really lucid points still it's nuts how it's probably like a microscopic fraction of a difference like a stroke what it hits and what it doesn't hit you know what i mean what could had any portion of your brain but the portion that hit on his brain just affect motor skills apparently fortunately for him fuck man what a weird feeling to know though your body's us kind of like short circuiting like that you blew a fuse you know
a circuit the other day you know you something it doesn't work like what the fuck then you go with the circuit board over this fucking flip out for the flipped out soccer over and then it starts working again and you gotta think man that's kind of like your brains almost like a biological circuit board you know a bunch of electricity going through there bunch of neurons firing all these cells in there and every now and then one over goes that can happen is tim conway still alive it's a good question his son was a really good radio show host stood conway and steckler alive and kicking i love that conway and stickler they have a really good radio show on that fm talk station i think he's still doing something i heard him the other day and some tim conway junior never hear about him he would have a gray
podcast that guy maybe does he does typed in his name and it pops up the tim conway i think it's not show tim conway junior on demand it says call his name oh there you go i did it show a gang of times way back in the day back when talk radio was crazy they had a whole network whole radio station devoted to talk radio in la it was crazy i remember listening to it like they do went all talk is when i was on news radio would be driving to work in like this is great they just talk they would just have funny shit and occasionally have a whack host they let a few like ones in name only it was a m radio now fm fm talk wow yeah a still actually is is he's on the on the air here a m c k if i am six hundred and forty for six and ten week days and they take that he does the morning show at night six hundred to one thousand pm
so ten six hundred and ten pm podcast had a nighttime show back then to what happened steckler guys he still around apple dumpling gang i don't even know about that you only spring that up i don't know what that reference what is that reference to tim conway and don knotts movie your daughters would love it probably not it's yeah any of my favourites beetlejuice that debbie a fun i sent the like the lock you know they thought was hilarious talladega nights they were a little inappropriate okay few in appropriate things they save a god damn that shows funny that movie rather was funny did you show a mole on now or whatever yeah they love that that yes amazing star wars yeah this is star wars it's funny i watched the old star wars you want
all star wars then you watch the new star wars in like this special effects the ring some school projects you know i mean it literally looks like something that a million kids could do better on the internet right now with another fan of the new one i fell asleep fifteen times during i didn't see the newest new one i saw the one before the new one where han solo dies i didn't see the newest new one i like i like the newest new one the new one is one the best one yet definitely right system is boring as fuck brian needed delete that day yeah you probably 3d maybe it was because it was in 3d three days and i said no three was after five three d you know where they're like yeah let's make a three day you know it wasn't anything awesome and i think i'd rather not have seen in three d i think maybe that might have been it because it was so boring that is in the no 3d going on services like my eyes are getting tired i just need to sleep i kept up honestly
they can you just sound unhealthy no no but i thought i thought it was just me like i thought it was something like i didn't have any sleep but then the one i've read on twitter agree and said the same exact so this fight people to follow you i'm like i'm sleepy to i like to see what you thought i mean yeah i yeah actually acting was horrible really yeah horrible i literally know nothing about crazy person you know what i'm excited for john wick two yeah i'm down with that i just saw a good movie last take i shouldn't say good it was really it was pretty good it wasn't great that movie split which is getting a lot of
is right now so that's that m night shama lama ding dong movie did surprisingly well fuck that dude i guess he keeps tricking me i know yeah it wasn't it wasn't one of those kind of like oh there's a big twist at the end everyone is saying there's a twist at the end it's not that big of a fucking surprise or anything like that but the movie itself is pretty interesting it's about people with did which is disassociates of associative identity disorder which is fucking weird i looked it up some more stuff on it if it's real the way that this movie to picks it ought insane but well people definitely have blown brains you know but that m night shama lama ding dong guy he got
put the fucking elevator movie i'm going to watch this devils in the elevator man that's got a bunch of how much you mother fucker i think the marky mark one with the trees yeah kills the trees come to life would kill folks yeah you got me with that one too he got me with the village we know the people that live in the village they found was planes flying overhead they walk out to the road it's walking distance didn't even bring food six sense was cool signs was scary at points but really bad million thank you how fucking stupid that village concept was they had this village they thought they were living in the 1800s or albom but meanwhile there in modern america and the way this is experiment in the way that protects experiment planes didn't fly over it ok boy when surely you must be no fucking where near people because oh you right over there or you could just walk you could just walk to the town and they didn't find out about you all these years
fuck you yeah yeah fireworks fourth of july come on it's really something fuck outta here bitch i don't think i saw the village now that i think about it so stupid it was so stupid and i thought was about monsters to the monsters were taken people what is like people dressed like money when your heart to beat watch a movie called don't breathe unbelievable movie about a bunch of you know punk cool smart like thieves kids that are coming up and like on a good run of robberies and they go and they they see that this form vietnam vet one like a ton of money in a lawsuit and someone close to him at the bank said that he took it all out in cash and has it in his house like that at this hot tip that this guy has like a couple million in cash in his house and he's some old old vietnam vet so let's do that then they go don't say anymore okay more alert what the
search the net for literally the set up for us on the podcast and i mistakenly said it was the guy from the kevin smith moving you call it out as the guy from avatar like the general yeah i mean i really yeah yeah yeah okay that's not remember it yeah don't breeze no one else was really good there's a a zombie movie the thing was made in england i think it's called the girl with all the gifs and it's about a kid that's a zombie like there's a disease and these people get it and it's not like some turns of frantic in this one girl i think they're using according to the the trailer they using her as a like to make a vaccine but these fucking pandemic disease movies where people go crazy and start killing each other they seem a little scarier now that trump's in office serious about that trump getting a mask thing like how great that would be better now
president do you should've been here the inauguration night not inauguration night we did a podcast in here with jeff ross and jeffrey this was freaking me out he's knows trump he roasted trump is like he's never leaving he's going to be there for twenty years and he'll leave but will make sure that somebody who's his friend gets elected and he'll be as adviser and he'll be right there with them that his son will get in he's like that's it it's over now he's in that says and then the moment he gets in he takes the lbj page off the white house and he x the now they were erasing aid that halfway down now that happens with every presidential change i read a whole thing about that the two feel bgg heart a archive everything they take everything from everybody's thing and completely scratch it and then they put up the new page yeah the new president yes you'll about l b g t who doesn't give a about climate change and it doesn't give a about civil rights same thing still same thing no matter what
what he decided to remove and not replace but i think i think like a process though right is it i think i don't think they would have a website in place i read a whole thing in maybe i can again i can't cite the source 'cause like i told you earlier smoking twice as much weed if i ever have before in my life so like but i read that that's something that happened when barack took office like a lot of this stuff by the way that's happening is stuff that is a very regular thing like people are freaking out about his cabinet pics but i read uh old thing on that where it's like yeah that's how this stuff works it's like it goes to get approved by this in it is cabinet picks tell a lot about his intentions you know to guide the former exxon ceo and but don't you i think that's sort of good to have do you really put a five year like he's the first president to say that you can't just go join lobbies and you can't get rich you're not going to get rich off of me
i think maybe if that guy who he fairview who's trump known for hiring people that's like what what is specialty is it if he had fire that guy for a reason if it's 'cause he's such a fucking freak that he might be one of the people that fix the economy look how much money you made mobile x i'm just saying that if he's right then fine fuck that be so great i'm rooting for the guy it seems scarier if he's right about what so the problem is like everyone knows is a real transparent deal that obama blocked where x i was trying to drill and they were they were trying to make this deal with russia and exxon got they got cock blocked by obama and now that obamas out and then the former exxon ceo is in like people are wondering like is are they doing something that the environmentalist think could potentially be a huge disaster and then they doing it for profit i don't know i don't follow it enough
that's when i'm not optimistic though that's when i get nervous you know but then again like things like this dakota pipeline you know about that right there go to pipeline they would try it i mean they fucking did man they arrested people for trying to protest them this government decided an easement they decided to put through p those private land these are these guys had ranchers there's river that runs through then they wanted to drill this pipeline right under the river an if it blew you know with they do all the time if it go is bad this whole river system gets totally poisoned and they successfully blocked it but people had to they had to put a lot of like blood sweat and tears into and that a protest for a long time they got shot out with water hoses that has that has in the cold weather that happened under obama's watch that right yeah so i mean
and it's one of those things where it's like absolutely at least we're learning that if you do have to make some sacrifices and protests in certain situation like that that maybe it will work it is interesting to happen under obama's watch and he didn't do jack shit about and he didn't freak out he had to have been aware he had to know that these people are there protesting a very dangerous situation it's all fucked up man there's so the profit to be made and then these guys have to think hey you know if we don't do this then we're relying upon the sultan nine is gold underwear you know because that's the only place where we're going to get our oil from right we have to get our oil from the middle east should we get ourselves should we get it this way is that better is it better for our country how do we do it without fucking up the environment can you prove to me that we're not going to fuck up the environment and then they they do and then they go out and they go all sir we've got a problem earthquakes have increased by five hundred percent earthquakes what do you earthquakes well we didn't
scientist betas but apparently when you frack and drill holes in the ground the earth shifts and we have some serious earthquakes and unfortunately because and shifting some of that trip is gotten into the water supply run off alone and that's where that's why they are right now in oklahoma oklahoma they're having a fuck ton of earthquakes and they to figure out what to do 'cause these gases digging holes in the ground i mean we're crazy monsters were like termites were termites digging holes into the ground and were sucking up all the juicy stuff so we could like fires that's what we're doing we're lighting fires related gas fires in oil fires we just contain them inside these metal blocks i mean that's we're doing the other we need all this stuff for is combustion engines and make plastic so we could choke birds that's what we're doing
we're joking birds joking birds in lighting fires they're going to tap or natural resources on federal lands according to the first energy plan on the white house website so we have the quote from we must take advantage of the estimated fifty trillion dollars an untapped shale oil and natural gas reserves especially those on federal lands at the american people and that's super interesting and discussed terrible thing that's a terrible thing yet terrible thing because that's what we're talking about teddy roosevelt the public land and have in public land how and be it's such a huge issue and she is such a an amazing resource like places like yellowstone mike all these places where you can go and hiking camping fishing and hunt and do whatever you enjoy is insane piece of nature that we have here in same piece of wilderness
we have an amazing public land system in this country and is a bunch of people that are working really hard to keep that in place but when they start talking about taking out the natural resources and drilling into it and shit doesn't look good right everybody checking their watches time you got here one thousand two hundred and thirty we should enough we do like two hours right in every two hours two hours and one slash two hour to an how far is jesus christ enough enough already ok everybody bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye will probably do this again hey maybe next one will do will try to do onstage who knows or will sneak one in here where are not people coming down and not
the door and trying to take selfies in front of the door hey come see me do stand up comedy going to sit me not me see you talking to the listener so they look at my income year color lego in san antonio this weekend she's coccyx texas yeah all weekend san antonio chicago river center improv all these states are tonyhinchcliffe dot com san antonio is an improved yeah we're going to the royal rumble on sunday me and a whole gang of people here were in there all doing the shows with me it's like a dream weekend making gay the guy that falls asleep at movies 'cause he's got the body of a go on right
sunday his clip dot com for all this tour de tonyhinchcliffe dot com latest jenn and brian where for art thou about this february first comedy store main room and some other shit go to desk dot tvsquad dot tv sons of bitches joe rogan just did kill ten i just did kill tony sinless judge young comedians and kill tony episode two hundreds coming up in the main room and she'll tell me we did today was a good one the girl at the end what was her name kirsten yeah dirty hippie commentary access a dirty hippie comic on twitter she's hilarious yeah she's really funny she was good she killed me with them tonight in vr so there's two streams jesus christ what more do you want you fox got it all right folks that's it see you soon bye everybody little tired at the end of that podcast folks you kind of feel it right yeah may not the best idea to do two in a row like that this sin
it was like a little bit of an experiment but you could tell everybody was like i don't fucking tired plus it's almost one hundred o'clock in the morning it's one thousand two hundred and forty five so next time next time we'll do it differently what i want do though is more these podcasts from the comedy store because i think it's fun to just hang out here an get comics like right from the shows maybe not like right after he did a podcast though maybe it's maybe i'm just a bitch maybe i'm tired uh thank you to caveman coffee the caveman coffee nitro in my car that i throwing on the way over here two hundred and seventy milligrams caffeine folks nitrogenated cold brew uh cavemancoffeeco dot com use the code word rogan and save ten percent off of any of their awesome beverages fantastic coffee single source single family single origin thanks also
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