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JRE MMA Show #46 with Ari Shaffir

2018-10-21 | 🔗
Joe is joined by comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss some MMA/UFC history.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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you should fear this started off as a mma podcast and kind of went back and forth there's a lot of mma but there's a lot of not mma you're going to love it for for you bro it's he wanted to be an mma podcasts he actually brought notes are you he's prepared he's not like my these folks but i think it was great podcast i hope you enjoy too please give it up for my friend ari should fear experience you talk about that on there now yeah this is not as bad through a push button any good windows or mac you guys not soon be jealous of a recovery like custom nightwish whack and i've sung s machete type nine as a chop some wood it we guys doing out camping hiking and then hike my four hours to a campsite their bodily loves fly fishing
right isn't he a big flyfisher yeah yeah he maybe he likes doing shit that his body shouldn't allow him to do yeah i know him when he was skinny that's nuts i see that video that trim the headshot that comedy cellar like that's that guy did he was like my size he's like a normal sized person it's not to maine it is nuts yeah when i met him we're working together and he lived in a home with special needs kids and he would like take care of them he was like a counselor or some some sort of a teacher or something like with special needs kids and um he was totally normal size wow like you would see him like uh let me compare him somebody he's a fat fuck now i haven't seen him in a long time i mean i let me just trash him for a minute about his being overweight i'm sad 'cause i really like that guy he's a sweetheart yeah enjoy it you can
his kid too right yeah as a kid well why is he allowing himself to eat himself to death ok well i think a little bit in the attics mind you don't really have it you're not really an addict you it's like the replacement things real we replace one with the other what was his attic before with a coke and booze oh yeah that's it dang man that's a real thing it's not for every time he tries to get ap that because a month and then like it just falls off a day and the just keeps falling off from his fatter than ever yeah i saw a photo from that cruise at bert went on with them and i was like oh god
yeah they couldn't let him go anywhere with the middle of the boat otherwise it would like tip that's crazy sharks and ship which are columbia no i come this time this time bobby we have a chance to eat all those well you can't be on a boat with those fucking buffets two men those buffets are brutal i gained twelve pounds in a week on the jokers cruise last year i believe it oh yeah buffets or rough man we last time i was in vegas i hate that at the buffet and they're great just hate crepes kinds of should i should never eat i'll go for third sure quite small a small portion of fried chicken and waffles and it's like your friends go your friends go johnny mike nods at like four hours ago like what comes out with us like okay i guess on some fries who have some cupcakes what's cupcakes no matter how rich you get just it's free great take whatever yeah you have to open your well it's such an easy process right there i could just grab it to the best is this filipino and like these immigrant type like employees that are
are you guys done with us like oh yeah i've done like are you kidding maine this could feed my whole village which were throwing away yeah i like that i can keep a smile on their face when you find out the real statistics of like how much people make in certain countries you know like i was reading something how much people look at the average salary of a person who lives in thailand yeah it's like one thousand dollars a month that i was i was a bus from indonesia to east timor across the land border some guy was talking about how much people make and i told him to wait i think it would cost of living is way higher it's like that's great i should have fifty dollars bill he was like losses mind
how many how many stock chart i forget how what their currency is how many this worth and i told me that warm yeah i think i'm wrong to about a thousand dollars a month if you make less hot house dollars yeah it's possible it might be like one quarter that little also don't use currency that much the lady a reform trade with our neighbor milk i mean like we don't need currency did we took these lessons on how to how to grow out of like take rice plant it and like they take you through the whole steps in thailand they dave give you the outfits and ever made that all the people that farm rice where but you really i was like before industrialized agriculture what a process it was to actually get rice focke that it is a giant process yeah it's crazy how much work is involved yeah you see them up to the wasted water now liz i saw
dead dog in a rice patty once faced down i really like all that so there's still serving that rice i'm sure you're not going to waste that rice yeah didn't wash it off at all all like maybe they would i heard that you're going to put that dog on it anyway yeah cook it so wrong well the thing about the rice is like i thought that at least when you get the rice you just get the rice off the plant and then you could boil it and eat it no no it's like a husk you gotta beat it down and break it open and then the actual rices underneath it i'm just trying this out i thought you just pick we don't plan smoke it and i know you got a cure it and write my curate what you know it's the worst female weed is which one right right but male and female we'd get together and they if the
weed in the female we'd get together and ruins the wheat yeah like i don't like kind of like really it's kind of like a letter yeah man ruin everything i didn't know that that will do that plants like but i don't know jack about culture agriculture but they they breed like the a male and a female version of these plants is like what like some guy was a grower was trying to explain it to me like how they isolate the female it's like wait a minute what he knows a lot about it of course it does but like yeah it's like this makes sense yeah plant girls on plants you're wrong you know the plants that have a chinese you hey guys this they had never research how to weigh more about this guy who lives i'd like it and it looked into it hi i've i was stunned because it is a male version of female version of a plant what area do that i the more i have of re
search plants because uh i had on this guy who's fascinating man you should really if you can get him on your podcast that's the guy who pulled stamets yeah yeah i heard him on npr he should have mine yeah i hook you guys up ok you would love it specially when he finds out that you vented you know he would love you but when he explaining to me the system through which plants exchange nutrients and information with fungi and fun guy fungi actually supply these plants with certain nutrients and they they an information network of mycelium that's underneath the ground where that's how i've heard about this how like what trees will do is can ok with each other once she's dying they'll send nutrients together i guess i guess through my guys because the context or whatever dude it's fucking bananas
yeah and it all all underneath the ground i mean underneath the ground is this whole almost like information exchange network of fun guy wow and i guess we need help yeah man they they know when others need more resources they have like a socialist network of allocation of resources strange it's fucking crazy and they communicate with each other when they're being eaten they know they know that other ones are being eat and they'll change their flavor profile there actually they actually make their polar leaves more bitter to avoid predation 'cause like someone here eating and fucking put up your defenses so crazy that you can have the sound of caterpillars chewing leaves you could play it like on a recording next to a plant and that plant will change its flavor profile wow yeah they become so disgusting that giraffes won't eat them and they'll starve to death because it's gross because i just to get
it's not the ether nails i painted with that stuff that taste gross no they do that yeah stupid kids super fun kids are seem to eat their boogers and you're like what the fuck is wrong with you yeah you eat boogers all the time with him when he got to do with them throw away total wines are trash receptacle for boogers god we put him in a tissue and you be gone with them we don't eat your boogers savvy i'm going to run a boogers ok you do what you gotta do i have one of these gyrations that i have this one actually at my house so nice i got one of your crazy mushroom shirts which tour was that from do mushrooms i think was to special look on the left there is that one and then there was the other one with you your time open with it with a how does it twenty twelve twenty twelve short yeah that's the coolest i might if i fucked up and didn't do a shirt this year i just sell it we should just sell it period it's a cool one yeah i like the idea of going like because because iron maiden had that with like a shirt per year yeah you can show
would off at the next item in concert but then you had to be at that concert otherwise reflect that's the one that's my favorite yeah i got that one in the hot black chick on top ted park did that's why did the korean zombie shirt oh really damn he's good he's good that's a great fucking shirt man in your eyes look we walked out not really why is mark meron shirt or the guy from grateful dead matches mark barron went the other way superdrug friday just went all mushrooms just really the other way as a variety going mark oh good you should i bailed to put the flyers on realize what the am i doing avoiding all the best parts of life yeah that's that's teaching me this sober october things teaching me a to my bartender i want to o'neill's wedding ran as water and i was like you made it out a brewery right and
as i do every non alcoholic beer like i was saying like it helps with social can socially it's like everyone's drinking you know and he goes yeah yeah it goes so sober and like yeah but he didn't know a lot of people know this context but he was like i'm doing it too did you all about it before last year means we're going to do it earlier or later and then bert had in australia thing like there's no way you're doing in australia you can't be sober in australia and you can't be sober for the jokers cruise right and that was november i think first week in november or something and so we like to settle down october so we just stumbled upon it and other people have been doing it for years apparently how long sober october been going on for a long time yeah jamie says along time off my 'cause he doesn't realize what podcast there awhile who's that that sounds like a constant yeah it's some apparently been going out for a long time i was doing it completely locked into it did somebody i was at the jets game some of
sent me a beer and i was like what and then i turn and there's i was like i can't like i was trying to catch you don't do from the stands things birds drinking he does wow yeah really it was i think birds drinking yes i saw the other day look guilty his head down was down was looking at think i think he's drinking joe rogan i've wanted to so bad i actually need to break this time i went to sushi i told you i went to sushi when was i was like aw yeah get a nice clean he up in stock it's october god dammit it's like the rates you realize now it's not just casually drinking that there's moments where booze really does go well with an experience steak and a nice glass of red wine oh yes yeah november fifth son were going off november fifth ward off if that's what i'm going to do the recap podcast we're all going up so ari and i have been battling for first place recently until today when tom segura snow
can the second place with his four hundred plus points today that really put the pressure on me it really has hurt me to not i finally joined a gym because of this i have to blink it's a small gym but it's like right near my seven minute walk my apartment plug and pass on the way home from the seller i can get a workout in right then if i want that's good yeah it's twenty four hours weekdays so crazy fuckin' life they're crazy life in new york to everything is twenty four there's so many twenty four hour thanks restaurants pool halls yeah i passed by that place we went a bunch of times which place all the time amsterdam amsterdam yeah that's always there that place is only open till two oh really yeah but it's still pretty late there's a few real sketchy joints there twenty four hours but if you go in there you'll get a bunch of creeps at want to gamble
deluxe cartels i'm good i'm just trying to hit some balls trying to take my mind off things yeah they're cracked out trying to hustle just very little of that anymore though it's new york is cleaned up for the worse or the better i mean hustling pool hustling it's chance just kind of died he has a like pools dead they have like a legally now yeah you know yeah it's like well i mean that's good i'm just happy if people play it's a fun thing to play but it's dead in terms of like it the way it used to be in manhattan where they were just gambling everywhere you have to turn the century there was a thousand pool walls in new york city what now nineteen hundreds the early ninety hundreds did you ever see that the pool tables like outside in thailand when you were there no i didn't but i'm here in the philippines it's crazy yeah and it's just like there will be some like an awning or something or just something set up kind of like a people who go tailgating those kind of tents and will be under that and you can just pull over and be like
play and they'll be like white guy for sure let's play gambling just like having a fun time really well yeah yeah i saw one in chiang mai in that downtown marketplace area yeah so one how fun was that thai kickboxing pretty fun tough it's so cool and they played the instrument right dude how fucking fun is that's pretty wild i've been to those out where will they play it but americans get real bored with the y crew that dance they do hi this is your chance for their for their own dojo you hand well they do everybody does it and there's a real logic behind the largest you warm up in the you relax yourself okay i you kind of performing in front of these dance moves yeah and also people are staring at you so it kind of wears off your nerves this is a reality to that it's actually
wise you know and you lose you limber up your body to like a lot of the stuff they're doing is you know they're getting down on one knee like a luncheon there bouncing a little bit and so they're limb bring up their body and then on top of that they're actually doing this dance in front of all these people and calms the nerves a little bit wow yeah jon fitch really talk about that about like the idea of people watch is actually a big thing in the ufc is like a bigger people watching you then oh yeah anywhere else it's a tougher people watching you is fucking people watching shoot a free throw you know go ahead dude good dude lunch we watch off go here go that's really even if it's just like five year friends yeah yeah pressure the pressure isn't fucking real man i mean that's what everybody's most terrified about what we do public speaking i had somebody that we were giving a talk on shakespeare some it was a group project we each had to write one paragraph
wrote three paragraphs at each one of us read one so i think i read mine just reading it up it was paying attention this next slide is like and then later shakespeare had the time that is what i was looking at her like what the flock and teachers like ok ok ok it's alright let's let's start with somebody else right and i was like what the fuck is wrong with you is is what was a stand up but like in the sense i used to panic when i would talk to bank tellers what yeah i used to go to a bank target super nervous right before i have to talk to a bank teller why i don't know yeah no reason for what when i was a kid i have a really for like a loser i really dead i had like serious low self esteem issues up until like high school up until martial arts and then start doing martial arts and getting really good at it and then teaching it kind of calmed me down experience yeah and then it kind of like was it
believe it or not almost like a natural path to stand up but i remember before that of being in a very awkward talking to people very nervous talking to people i didn't know yeah i just didn't didn't i get back i still get that were mike i know you know how to talk very strange i don't know how to talk to you yeah i know right especially if it's an odd thing and so you know it works when i know you too and they ask you questions are so broad what's joy ideas like oh what's he like yeah that's that's hard he man i gotta ask you a question which i do for a living trying to get my shit together okay fire fire truck operator yeah you should make ladders yeah like i don't know anything about you what are talking about you you used to be
carbon nobody will do more okay don't stand up so i do it like definitely now go for it if you want i say go for it sir if you like yes if you want to do it do it yeah but the everything is like that but if it doesn't work out don't get mad at me has family not might be responsible for this you told me to come before your no i'm all up he told me to just i got a broken arm now bro who's going to fix this huh huh you broke that's the answer you motherfucker fix that shit to get it fixed yeah i was talking to a friend of mine who i want to name his name 'cause he got a pretty significant injury and we're talking about his injury and it's fun batman you he needs surgery and his bone is changing shape because of arthritis is building up in his joint on like a fuckin' he's a young guy and it just makes you realize like the fuckin' punishment these guys are putting on their body and it's like totally blow
will the surface like that people don't know it's behind the curtain no one knows about it and they've got like these devastating injuries that they're fighting off and then competing against world class fighters dangerous with these torn ligaments and facility talk about with tony ferguson he's like he didn't look comfortable in that leg now and he's like yeah it wasn't you know what he went six months from catastrophic knee injury where the bone literally said created from the ligament ligament or off the university of the picture surgery oh jamie push pull it up pull that shut up jamie it's a crazy surgery because it's i'm not exaggerating might be a twelve inch scar its enormous like that big and it's all jagged and shed and just he ripped it apart they had to open him up inside of route twelve months not even six months six months i mean yeah insane i don't understand how that guy doesn't clearly get the title shot he does he
we should talk about that look at that wow that's crazy in the thing is that was just from a trip he just tripped wow bananas who yeah what's the second image jerry different angle all the other side yeah where were single yeah yeah the extent that injury the the fact that he came back in six months and what's really interesting is he came back in six months he didn't spar apparently really need to talk to him about this i'm going to have him with eddie he spar he just prepared to train with her yeah he's wanted he's black belts wow really yeah damn he's a black belt you should be i think it is pretty sure this fighting with them pretty sure any game is blackballed after he submitted kevin lee he did yeah yeah he's he's tenth planet go wow that's pretty cool it's pretty bad as he's got a nasty dar stroke
he should clearly gets a title shot this deal it doesn't make sense to me even that when he came back he should have gotten stripped mom in hindsight bye bye boo agree one hundred percent and then it's like you have could be who's the titleholder fair and square i guess but like you know beat the champion well he's more of a legit title holder in my opinion then could be bros before connor because he didn't al iaquinta who wasn't even supposed to be fighting for the title where is kevin lee is a way more likely ferguson got it from well ferguson kevin heavenly for the interim title because but on our left but kevin lee prepared for tony ferguson they met they fought for the interim title and kevin lee is like a top contender right we're allowing because like he's a tough guy obviously went five rounds of could be conor couldn't go five rounds could be and he you know he put up resistance it was it was is a good flight he said he would never bring a title shot no maybe in the numbers discussion well he's fighting kevin lee if he beats kevin laney that's
find a hotel i imagine cat looked ally quinta is the jet he's very legit he's under rated like really under rated in my opinion yeah i think is the way he got up from could be taking him down nobody's been able to do that he got up like pretty consistently took very little damage on the ground wasn't wasn't could be was never able to pound him out the way he pounded out connor if you go back and watch ally quinta versus kaby ban karna versus could be you realize how fun good i like winter is now just honored there's nothing on the ground well he didn't in that fight he's really that's that's when mendez took him down onto weeks notice and it was like a pedia and gas mendez would have beat him it's true it's like he can't fight on the ground well he did very well in the ground against max holloway
which was a early in maxes career max is only like twenty one at the time but i agree with you that's definitely his weakest part of his game and the strongest part of cabs game my point was just that ally quinta did not get beat up on the ground like that did not even close to being stopped went full five rounds and could be in clearly won the fight but ally quinta provided resistance an provided more of a struggle than conor did honestly think some of the reason that's holding out like went back from the fans bing from them thinking of him as like a top is his name it's just not he has a name of somebody be like in the early round of mike tyson's punch out you say but if you start starching and world champions nobody would give a fuck about his name he went out there and destroyed could be an fuckin' head kicked him into another dimension true good point good point nobody would yeah because i like how hot like celebrities are like you would say that if he was in nine movies in like who i don't know but ryan reynolds pretty hot yet things like that really
yeah the moon guys in the movie they even like day and people like good looking like yeah but even back then it was like but it's like no he's fine for a convenience factor for comedian for super successful so like oh this guys hot it's like not really not like a jeremy renner over to him and commercial day it was like good looking guy but now people like some gorgeous it's like that success is on that that's true for gals and then find it doesn't work like that with girls at all at all matter of fact it makes him look a little gross if there are more successful mcmahon super successful and not that good looking like you know it works
if their gross looking and then they get successful like joan jett by con funk joan jett now joan jett's hot yeah joan jett's always been hot but in ellijay harvey these women without their fame are like get away from maine we're talking don't jack i love rock and roll put another dime in the jukebox baby get outta here go put it down in the jukebox you're disgusting i disagree strongly i'm saying its only 'cause we're famous grill i always thought she was hot i know you did but when i was in high school yeah well she it's hot when i was in high school like joan jett's probably one hundred and fifty five years old yeah she's playing like dewey beach next week she said the canyon club wish look like now she looks like ok well that's a little issue that's sharon osbourne yeah i think you have the wrong photo now that's all i know of course but i say look like brother like no no yeah well you know fucking father time fox is on the ask damn it probably tired
yeah anyway the reason i want to come on here talking to me yeah it's because i had this unique experience that a lot of people i mentioned sometimes and like oh you've been doing ufc and like to have been to like fifty of them and they're like how it was just as cool thing where i guess your contract early on you got this deal you get a free companion flight and a free companion hotel and then you started inviting us and then we started comedy shows on friday night after the way ends and then it became like a thing yeah and sold these as we do one big show and then go to the weigh ins and have an have a the actual ufc today which is a fun weekend full of like doing something stand up and also having fun well how 'bout the classic example of you and dunk
kissing when speed so that's actually good way to start with stevie dolly right wasn't boring it was a fucking wrestling fight it was boring and so you can't wait until the camera came out here there is on the ground and i couldn't stop bothering posse i wish i'd help him longer it's nate marquardt that soon as yet mark was fighting somebody yeah we were given illuminati sign dunkin doesn't sit up there normally frosty was always really cool and it's up there make us feel welcome you know frost is great yeah great guy love anne and then duncan was like let's give it a sign that he's up there he doesn't really care about the sport so we should look at the monitors saying that seeing the puckett technique of all available it goes into like the fucking filming of it it's like he funky yeah we should give it a joint lou menotti china joe silva
people are really really dumb people they think you guys are really in the illuminati dug it has that people have been saying like you're in the illuminati i know you are you in rogue and i i get people that i'm saying i'm in the cia that's great that's great what terrible upper of if they are it could you imagine if that was the secret to my career like i did all the other stuff was just so i could just portray a normal person history of martial arts getting in with the u s c becoming the commentators some public though to be if there is an end up just to be it's like so i can go deep deep undercover and nobody would buy yeah i guess like what you just be better to be a garbage man like now this is known as spec this there's people that just want to believe the dumbest fucking conspiracies period the dumbest conspiracies like there was some fucking guy one of those infowars guy that was
promoting some saying recently that hillary was fifty percent reptilian fifty percent i've heard thirty percent i believe it's fifty fifty is a well half yes if you find that someone said she is fifty percent reptilian blood well you know that was a dave like thing for the longest time the reptilians remember he was saying he won't talk about that now apparently he's angry when people bring up reptilians 'cause it's embarrassing 'cause he was like i couldn't believe that yeah but it's a fucking fool hartwell and then he became way more mainstream and then the internet came along and people like you remember that reptilian thing it's a crazy should allow you to have an answer for that either so yeah i was just making that up for whatever when i was back early days of internet do i believed it right or like i believe that now i
that was yeah you can say that but now i don't bring it up yeah there's i mean look there's fuqing there's real concern you know that that story about that journalist that was killed by the saudis this week that's real but it was killed yeah they finally admitted that they killed him saudi said yeah they said that they killed him in a fight which is if you see the guy you like farts guys not fighting anymore yeah right and some of the crown prince is top people top security people have been released apparently probably gave him a fucking hundred million dollars and said go chilling read somewhere wow so i said one of them to was like died in a car accident this week quote unquote taking a lot of journalists not a journalist really wanted this infowars real news twitter banned after msm outcry over hillary satire so as a satire piece i just found keith and i was like there's no way that this is really thought it was satire can i just tell you about about hillary clinton
this is dna test proving she's only half lizard person all we have left that she she related to clear her name do you know lizabeth warren release that thing that says that she's got actual native american blood but it's literally like one one hundred one thousand eight fourth million trillions while she has like the smallest amount of your ben shapiro tweeted about that what he said fuckjng we've tried to find it your great great great great great grand father yeah but there was something else but i forget what it was so we could find it but i think i'm one point six percent african i did one of those dna tests are you really and i'm done but standards i think i'm at least ten times or african let her she is is native american while i'm that's how ridiculous it is i thought i might be wrong with these numbers
'cause jamie now we're trying to work it out and we're both stupid as far as she released that is like c instead of going like i guess i'm not 'cause she was lying but she was also it's probably her families like well you know we have native in us and like oh cool but that does happen yeah people do check jamie jamie thought he had a gang gangnam native american i'm eases chest does it do it's hard to prove his from what i'm trying to find out right wait to do one of those tests i just have to see if i'm over ninety percent seven percent jewish under ninety seven percent jewish mine is almost exactly what i thought it's mostly italian it some other european like irish and english you gotta be part monkey yeah descending and a tall i found the editorial in there yeah there's a selfie forty seven percent more than the average person is a south park on that number is
to prove that he was minorities who claim victimhood in order to take these swab your mouth so of course he found a native american just said making out with them and then swap and i know like came up kind of weird but like ninety eight percent native american so we need a blood test so prove he wasn't any minority except he was like two percent neanderthal and he goes to you why people out your reply great yeah stan marsh is the great character yeah so anyway with duck then so doing that we keep trying to get on film and at ease he could see the monitor you know amount on your table yeah and so he goes you know next time we have this and i was like because as a person i'm like i don't want to do that but it's a comic i'm like oh i have no choice obviously that's the right move you have to it's like goddamnit alright i'm watching this fight tommy this time and then a minute ago now we just search tongues
i mean yeah we wrapped it around a little who got to enjoy it now i don't think we touch dogs maybe we did i think i think it might have actually i think it was a real kiss that frosty just watching the monitor he's not even looking at things like i wish i had helped it along right in this i thought it's over yeah you grab his face like you really loved him now yeah i did he put his hand on your shoulder and sort of like submissive stance and look at joe silva this fight is interesting till seven guys hands crossed totally oblivious to the homosexual activity going on behind him actually make a living in a sponsorship yeah so they're going to short skirt and sponsor here yeah people that's a big selling point for bellator for a lot of fighters actually make some cash well there's a lot more money to be made which you can get sponsors i mean schaub making more than one hundred and fifty thousand dollars a fight just short answers yeah yeah and that flag behind you afterwards the flag
find you the shorts they quickly rushed up the t shirt on and t shirts around the week of the fight like you know people would pay you to wear all your training footage oh really yeah i remember when the sponsor when they did away with it the fires going hey come to you know whatever nightclub come to show we're going be charlie i don't stop talking nightclubs having vegas yeah but after parties it sure sure someone's going to open up a shirt now and they're like hey guys you can't do that anymore it's gross i think that i'm out of time by the way i remember one of the earlier ones see i got to see luckily not from when you were in the ufc but middle range to where it is now of like all the fires were staying the same hotel and like we have the after party there yeah we'd all hang out yeah four my fans would show up who knew about it but it was a way you can drink with keith jardine and all these guys in late great times
eventually to make a decision like i can't be here anymore it's coming over on the fans but for a while it was off yeah you doing car girls is champ two things changed one cell phones with cameras all the time they changed because used to be we just want to say hi then it was everyone kind of phone out and they all wanted to take a photo and they would wait for you in the elevator bank so you get out the elevator and there would be fifty people there and you couldn't go anywhere you always so late to the event like i can't i have to go i should've left twenty minutes ago but what about the fans and like i'm doing my job my job for one million so you for don't really matter how much running to the fucking way in these guys are starving to death right now and i gotta get there i can't be late for the waynes is televised know people would get so angry if you didn't take their photo but it was good times i remember in sacramento there was a hotel bar there all at it was like this is freaking awesome or casually you happen to get in a conversation
as with fighters yep yeah trainers della groggy people like that you just talk yeah it completely changed it completely changed as a well two thousand five is really what changed because that's when the ultimate fighter came on when the ultimate fighter took off in the sport became it just became much bigger like almost with in a year it was like significantly bigger and then it kept going and then two thousand like what was the iphone two thousand and seven six ish that's when shipped really changed with the cameras on the phones men and then to eighty nine and then i was like i can't do this anymore i have to 'cause we would do show number you would like i gotta go to danas hotel well there is no way it was just too crazy it's like you would get stuck coming into the hotel you get stalked leaving the hotel people would find your door and knock on your door but it wasn't like that not so fun what's so fun um yeah we were there in the fucking sally i remember you doing the weigh ins once in i believe fort lauderdale and this we
walking to there with the tap out guys yeah i remember scrape telling me scrapin mass thing like we found it this is before the iphone actually 'cause he was like we found it awaited prank text people what you do is you put in ten different contacts of a text all the same number and say hey how you doing and then they would just get ten individ will text it's very just keep doing that stupid yeah they would take pictures but i mean we do in the way and i'm going and it was back then it was only the camp showed up now small yeah it was just an up in a in a place all you know not a hallway but i got to like up the banquet hall and you go you almost brought you up i think i wish she would have to do is get a break yesterday i was like i would've for sure got naked shafir nobody would stop that now would be like haha i would have gone up there waiting like a lot of the stuff like imagine if the ufc was going to hire me today and like watch one episode of the podcast so it's getting fun
john major cleaning up a little bit yeah william would allow that it's me like yeah i mean did like you gotta be kidding me there's no way yeah let's get let's kick jeff probst yes he knows a lot about mma there's really no no that's not journals work yeah but such fucking wild west crazy shit and i was just getting it is just starting with edit you start paying for that and so i could see the billboard at the hyatt now the on does looking over the comedy store remember saying liddell couture two i think yeah and people like oh it's a fight what is that mean who are those guys and having taken like they actually fought an epic fight or it might have been three i'm not sure they're going to have a rematch like oh cool i didn't really know think about it remember rolling at the old bomb squad and have people talk about like what is this thing that you guys were talking about i remember hoist gracie but i don't know who any of these people under the terms are using get
ground and like it's all it's all a question of matchups matches make more i'm just like trying to get a half guard in how to do that i rear naked choke good fast do you have pretty good you got good i remember you tapping people i remember looking over and watch you tap some guys going damn it was fun fuckin' if you brought brought bodies didn't break i'm doing jujitsu it would be the most fun we do if bodies were way more durable like next didn't give like i said he's had three surgeries am inside of the last year he had knee surgery he had his back disc replaced in his back and then he just had shoulder surgery it's like your body just gets blown apart that's why meniscus i had surgery i didn't know it was for the longest time in your body doctor steve steve graham yeah he
oh mris get false negative twenty percent of the time just tell him to scope it 'cause i was like it's showing nothing goes it's probably it's probably that just to scope it they went in there and found it did it right then but when they did it was like they were like come what do you do what might hurt it and i was showing her junior high guard just like on the table myself and he was like so i pulling my leg back like that you know he's like why don't do that and i was like oh that's i have to do is party but like it why would you bend your leg like that like this everyday man that's twice a week they don't know what the fuck they're talking about that's just a flexibility issue yeah that never bothered my knees really know now if you're flexible it's not scalable more than jets that fits me yeah 'cause i'm at we were doing some stuff like you were doing cleans and presses and i was like oh for god doesn't ever lift weights this is a pretty explosive movement yeah my technique perfect so then it's like really opening it up to like more damage it's also when you when you get sore
from doing something like that you really should take along time off like the real hard thing for people that are just starting to lift weights is the building process it's like one of the things that we had talked about with this fitness challenge was lifting the most amount of weights and improving your max weight over the month i was like ok guys let's be let's slow down here 'cause you guys i mean i know tom lifts weights a little you don't lift weights at all no i do not i live weights a lot and i'm like listen if i'm going to improve my max things were running the risk of catastrophic injury like we're running the risk of tearing ligaments also be bad for the contest somebody have to drop out yeah it could fuck you up pretty bad i don't lift maxwell i lift like considerably less than my max weight and i don't go to failure i do this you don't get a failure no i operate under these principles of this guy pavel tattoo lean who came up with this company called strong first and what the idea is is you do less like say if i can do
seventy pound kettle bell and i can press it over my head fifteen times i don't do fifteen times i do six five or six and then i put it down and i leave it alone for like ten minutes and then i come back and i do another five and i do low repetitions an unless i'm doing conditioning in which case i'll use a much lighter weight and i'll do that camera saying yeah by cam does different ship was like forty reps of five he has a bunch of ridiculous shit he's a fucking maniac you can't pay attention to him 'cause he does makes sense he's outside the norm he doesn't make any sense he doesn't get injured he fuckin' runs marathons every day and he'll do hundreds of repetitions will do sets of twenty five like four years at twenty five yeah he like when he's preparing for one of those big races he runs a marathon a day jesus yeah it doesn't make any sense but also you have to recognize that he built himself into that state over decades
do you know marathon where it comes from yeah it was a distance that they had to run to alert someone of something right and then god bless his name is marathon or the guy who died after right after it's delivered the message and died but it was more natural marathon i don't think it was twenty six point two three one hundred miles and this guy ran one hundred see if that's true the origin of the term marathon that up origin please thank you yeah pull that up by the way so cam doesn't count yeah i don't understand how he's not always hurt but anyway she had less oh twenty five miles he joined announcing the fuqing adopted defeated the persians he just announcing a sports score wow he was alerting them saying that guys name try his name the soldier fit dip fit phidippides loose is that it is
pities sure he's like i don't know what you want man you're the boss first marathon commemorated the run of soldier phidippides from a battlefield near the town of marathon greece the areas in four hundred and ninety bc according to legend phidippides ran the approximately twenty five miles to announce the defeat of the persians to some anxious athenians but doesn't say that the guy died no it does not but they died see hot guys running look up see where the guy striking with his heel it's wrong totally wrong not only is it wrong human beings never ran like that for the invented the stupid shoes i will try to buy or just say that before when you talk about the goat shoes so i try to like lead with my with yeah yeah not so what is it you fall you fall i think that's what you're supposed to lean forward more than when you lean forward more you strike down and you almost hit with your foot flat
but well you never want to do is run like that asshole heel down that's how people destroy their knees running and that was all created by nike nike created that's too big bubble fat heel shoe because you know to give you more cushioning but it's just the mechanics of it are totally wrong if you ever watch little kids run they run ball of the foot first that's natural that's how you're supposed to naturally run it's your foot is literally designed as a shock absorber i run with those minimal shoes my shoes have zero cushioning zero so i'm running mountains and hills and she like that even when i hunt it out glass week see these guys oh yeah right on the ball but yeah the black ones the real dark black ones who are good they've run barefoot those fucking guys but these measure their landing flat straight they do have a lot of cushioning on the issues you have to realize like in some of these guys are landing heal that guy in the background heal first and that's because of got damn shoes if you didn't have shoes like that
there's no fucking way that guys all he'll see that last guy that guys all he'll you never run like that against the mechanics of the human knee call it go back to that what is a video that just come up to delete was a video that was just come up next to come up there said candace running cadence cadence okay that that video like that's the only reason that people are running like that is 'cause the invention of those shoes i mean you run quite a bit right now i've i've seen the reason i look for that because i've seen a video from the olympics i think it was last year they were showing long distance runners and all of them had a different stride summer running ball foot or for someone running heal first the winner was different i mean it's also goes to all their bodies are different they different well you can run he'll first with those shoes and you can get away with it for a long time did the issue is that's not the way your body is designed and the only reason
people running like that 'cause those fucking shoes you know if you talk to physiologists and people study anatomy and the look the loads in the human name there's a massive matt loads her her is massive problems with running here first just not you're not you're not designed like that i would say though just isn't disclaimer the biggest problem for most people who are probably doing is you don't run at all yeah that's so so go ahead and get up talking and run and then figure out the exact right play remember when we trying to convince bird running on a treadmill is not the same as running and he was like no way and they tried real running it was going so much harder dude it is so much harder of course the fuckin' treadmills coming twords you have to do is pick your legs up but you know it's way better for me anyway that i've noticed running on actual ground verse verse pavement ground his way always on my joints and i can go longer it gets a give or something it's like brianna court cork but you can run on pavement no problem as long as you run up
so really there is total so well it's not that it's just not pounding when you're running uphill because you're decelerating as you catch yourself and you're pushing off it's like you lunges problem with that is unless you're running a dali painting then it stuck in to keep running uphill it's good point good reference to the how many how many dolly references his memory podcast zero the first one ever i walk downhill basically will to work and then run up till a really what kind of right i mean i go way slower down hill it's just dangerous it's bad for your joints yeah pound like going downhill deceleration like running downhill and catching yourself like that it's just not good but the deceleration only when you it's even deceleration really but when you run uphill there's no pounding
because you're you're just reaching that area and then pushing but it wears you out more but like your muscles but you're right the joints okay we're hike in the alps is here in july a man does up held like you really have to push button down hills like you're pushing off yeah and it's like it just hurts more hurts like what it's enough to beat up your needs to really beats up you need yeah i found that elk hunting too but the really the painful stuff with the down hill you just stopping yourself stopping yourself stopping yourself yeah also a lot of sliding and they almost like gotta push her foot sideways like so that way it's almost easier yeah that's why they have such stiff shoes when those mountaineer issues it will come over the edge get an edge and you could dig that edge into the ground i got some good luck it's for that and it was like really good makes a big difference i tried hike being with these minimal issues this last trip that i was on i didn't like him i wasn't a fan they're fine for running if i'm running on a trail but for hiking like the human body is just
we have bitchass bodies yeah also so weak with boots you want to be able to walk into a creek without having to worry about like this is going to take my socks the next four hours yeah yeah yeah gore tex want gore tex lining up your boots by the way so after that fight after that mean duncan kissing yeah there was a blog when a pretty fast hits head to board clear to do is get made out of the ufc i just got a new phone a new flippy and somebody i didn't know it was somebody text me like oh you two were quite the media darlings last night and i never i didn't know it was and then later look through my imessage zero it was dana not mad i don't think he does but you never quite know i know 'cause you're like your ceo living this cool fuckin' regular dude who curses all the time you're also a ceo which is like no i don't really get along with other gigantic sports organization yeah that guy
it's interesting meeting that guy to dampen like dinners with them and like converse a casual conversation to listen to like a highly successful person how they like normally act once you drop the guard you know it's just he's a super important dude for sure very driven yeah he loves making deals and all the all the involved in it but hearing you guys talk about like the fucking heads of boston fighting and stuff like that up to meet finally met i remember the story he told wants it was like whoa well boston where berdena came up and where i came up the sparring was awful it was he sparred a lot in south boston and uhm i sparred in summerville and in revere and a couple these other places everybody would beat the shit out of each other there was no real sparring and leaders only one are in revere revere revere
yeah they there was no you're supposed to spar wow this is a lot of debate on this but most people think you should spar at like sixty to seventy percent maximum everybody's part a hundred percent and while they but when they are they just fought everybody fought everybody a brain damage hundreds that's my boss is how it is harvard or you're a dork and the woman not the best looking you are on stage you challenge me and we set up it's like one of these things that comics do where you say something like real dark just your comic friends and it like you should do those stage and it's like this challenge of like oh right you already goes on stage the comedy connection in faneuil hall and i don't remember the exact wording of it the people who were like you know the problem with boston is women are just really not that good looking
people like i love that training it so now i can go after a crowd like you can go up maybe one time being honest yeah you know yeah yeah the way and that that you can see that in like in like katt williams when he's shooting on michael jackson who still here oh yeah and it was like bill goes thank you had children thank you he's a molester yeah that go right at them i don't care how you feel bob justified in this super justified with that yeah i mean that was just some so as i bought some women are disgusting even if they're good looking their voices are garbage young naked bonnet fuck me in my pussy man your fucking queer uh those were one two men because like when we first started going on the road together like one of the more fun things was well was really fun hanging out and doing shows but it's also fun
saying like you can't get fired kept do that was such an influential time i stand up that specifically where it was like we're at the hotel five minute walk from farrell hall and let's get high and i was like no about the performance data crazy kicking high right now that's where i've been high twenty time may be right and you're like why like because i won't do go to go so i'm like what you mean so it goes so quick but then it goes you won't get fired they didn't hire you can't play here its former fifty seats and also like it's too far for you to feature and just way too big for the headline so i'm hiring you and i don't care if you get to plug up so smoke pot and i was like yeah you also wanted you to feel free and that there's these moments when you get high and you go on stage where and they don't always happen but there are moments where you take a right turn into brilliant ville and that right
current doesn't exist sometimes if you're sober you're so we stick to the script but if you're high yeah like so what if i did fuck my dog let's try it try this for a while i don't know where you might come up with this premise or this tagline or this thing that comes from you being in this altered state of consciousness and you can't do it any comment listing i would not advise you doing it on a big showcase we have to show like william marshall when you're taping something where it's important but for workout sets when really trying to get work out of this so so uhm back then i could get hot now you and i we get high for a couple hours you know maybe then i was high nine hours so anyway we had two sets at night or friday or saturday night and the first set was awful i mean i forgot what i was saying i had no idea where i was going i remember it's not bad
no no parts of it were really fun parts of it okay but then by the second set now then you went on for an hour that we had a half hour break and then one again but then i come down a little bit in the second set when i was talking about free the flowing you to get high about an hour and a half before you go onstage stage not like right before i up and got a high right before that's not that's not wise it's wise is an hour away down your i know where it's gone and now you're closer you know edgar would do medical we're due for a while he was on the the comedy store and he would by all that you know your first hit of the day is like your biggest one an cigarette smokers at this time to get a buzz that first cigarette you know but first we'd hit is the biggest one he wouldn't smoke all day he'd ever fifteen am spot and when they go hey matt we're letting tony hugo go cool run to the main smoke a bunch in that three minutes and then go on
oh yeah he be going up and feeling it while he's out like it won't even him until he's two minutes on oh jeez yeah he did that for like six months that would be good if you add notes and if you follow what you talked about already that's right so when the play clandestinely or comedy underground the call in toronto well that place is great it is the i'm like i'm like any of us like my advice is bring a set list i normally don't say that but this is one you will not lose your place to their there's no air in that room once green was only pot like you were breathing pot and x hailing pot is all there buddy manolas he was like i don't smoke and then he's in the back for twenty minutes like to him hi schitt yeah tripoli tripoli wasn't getting high back then and yes you are it is and why are we he was barbecued that's why i started to believe secondhand smoke is a real it's fucking talented thing it was until then people who don't think it's really great when we used to mock take state didn't want to get high weed to smoke
it would have to stick his head out the window like an ostrich i feel like he was worried he want to get hot boxing if that's when we used to get vans remember used to get conversion yes version van yeah we vans read vance design any of us yeah you can't even tell you could come yeah we entourage it would feel meant we would have mannequins in every town we went to bring you of course and then eddie tate and red as the non comedians me in dunkin or me and diaz or whatever there's a shitload of us yes fifty six people and then we would feast we go these fucking amazing restaurants fogo a lot a lot of photos cincinnati was nearby right near the hotel was it ok to muscaria right across the street yeah and as leaving
newly botoxed wednesday came in like dude that's bucking mandalay and he was he was the most fierce pregame fighter the way he'd look at you like i want to kill you protect this fight yeah nobody was scary that him and his prime crocop is scary because he would just be so calm like i don't care let's do this prokop stared him down more than anybody ever stared vandalay down he wouldn't break could move crow cop was a straight up killer as head of the croatian yeah croatian anti terrorist squad they beg for mercy and i've showed any is a world class kick box or he wasn't afraid of them really strike any was a heavy weight in van really really wasn't a heavyweight yeah but anyway we saw and then we went to eat he was in that who has korea fifteen minutes late like he threw his ship down and came in here like so excited about it look look at crowe cop wow yeah dude nobody stared down crowe cop back then that was when crowe cop was at the peak
he's going through his retainers like bach and i'm pretty sure this was before cro cop really had sort of mastered ma he was coming over as a straight boxer and they had different rules for him the rules for crowe cop were like you can only fight on the ground for like thirty seconds they had earlier yeah and if the fight went to a distance it would be a draw sam yeah because he really didn't have a lot of experience to take down the for answer any mma fighting back then and the didn't get talk see his face reconstructed 'cause his nose he had been in so many brawls his nose had completely flat and he couldn't breathe out of it and he had so much scar tissue over his eyes that his eyes were drooping down so he'd get cut instantly any any him would but i'm up like a crash say any in his nose was completely flash so they took a chunk of his rib and rebuild his nose and he had his nose build big so you breathe out of it more and then he had all the scar
fish removed from his eyebrows and then pull back and according to dana i don't know if dan is like you got it done in brazil on the cheap and just like the didn't really make him look like vanderlei wow so he went from only silva's like vanderlei silva is the most profound facial form change in all of mma 'cause he went from pretty it go back he's answering silva vanderlei silva versus go to vandalize silva versus dan henderson one when they first fought in pride he he was a normal actually pretty good looking guy like regular good looking guy and then by the time he left pride his face was just smashed in by the time he fought chuck liddell his face was just smashed and his nose had been literally flattened and for from punches and kicks and not just from fights but also from training the training that he did it the box in curitiba was was that also
ok would bring me to another thing we got to go to brazil one we didn't do a show that time but that's that's him versus dan henderson preferable looking to make that little bigger so you could see yeah super normal looking the normal looking badass that was the first fight or you thought dan henderson henderson's chin looks like it was drawn on yeah he's gotta put somebody shut up tickle his drawing it bone yeah jay leno ninja see that picture of vanderlei above that with the eye all fuckedup that was him from that fight oh really in henderson connected with a haymaker of a right handed fuckedup his other guys smiling that like look at this bat look at this cool picture on by the take but you mean looking vandalize face there in comparison to his face later on his career totally different dan henderson looks exactly the same he looks like the same guy he's just another version he might want to tell us guys there lived so tough yeah dan is just
deliver that picture up there with the tattoos on the shoulders go to that one now that's him after facial reconstruction make that larger see that's after the facial reconstruction is settled in you know we saw him right then and he just fought real recently a couple weeks ago nobody still fighting got knocked out by rampage rampage flatlined am wow just a fun too yep rampage still carries a power that was when he killed rampage killed him in the ufc knocked him knocking him through the ring through the rain pride was one of the coolest yeah i saw that i mean i you know way later as you come to the ufc in is like all the highlights this backlog of highlights of mma yeah especially if the of the purchase price yeah yeah rio was really cool yeah place to go and actually dot fight that terms of the audience response the two biggest ones were
sylvia couture in columbus first time they've been in columbus and that real fight they all the verses that was chad mendes right which one the one in brazil wasn't it it was a spinning back kick that was terry adam verses at some barboza suit from date from fight one of the undercard races so that you could feel it shaking and i remember them begins chanting something in the clouds dana that smart is one of the first like porn ones and he made a brazilian fighter on every every fight yeah the a little by having a couple times brazilian first brazilian butt at every getting something in the audience i yeah you were like you translator like what did they say they're going to die it was like oh my god oh my god yeah they don't play game oh my god that's when they were like legit and i believed it like we gotta figure out how we're going to chelsea in and out of here fights anderson here and i might come on and then you go there like oh i believe it now yeah well there was fiercely
we fiercely nationalistic and also that's where ma started i mean really mma martial arts starred in the orient they started in japan in china and but in terms of like legitimate mixed martial art valley tudo those no rules fights that's all from brazil men brazil change jujitsu mean you leave airport and that these giant like jujitsu guys in keys looking at each other like it's of the organization for their it's huge over there an i had on rafael of auto who's like one of the top is on digits of fighters in the world who fights for bella tore now and he's actually american from oklahoma at pfizer you know and really represents presented but he was saying that like four the longest time the brazilians dominated the world championships he was one of the first can someone a blind man the world championships but for the this time like evens to this shirt the brazilian still like have a disproportionate number of
man listen that's in them right yeah yeah huge part of the culture and they're so proud you know so proud that one of those places ever so i remember also went to australia to sydney and uh we did do a show then actually we did two shows that was cool but uhm it was in your contract first class companion ticket way before or we were ever going to go to australia for that yeah and then just as the ufc groups grandfathered in and so i remember dana coming up to me half joking and half serious just going trip ticket cost twenty five thousand dollars dude that's how much i pay for you to go to australia yeah those are good times yeah i was like i almost like bro put me in coach and give me twelve of that i could use the body will split the difference to suffer for fourteen hours for twelve grand cherokee yeah yeah those are like apartments you have like a little apartment
practice now segura told me he cute in your before he was like dude get ready it's going to be so good to keep you socks that i jerked off into such a fucking cool grand experience yeah you can do a lot of fucking ufc's live man my wet too let's talk about anderson for a little bit 'cause i believe my very first ufc was at the pearl yes at the palm's i think it was anderson burst christlieb and yes it was fun fight yeah i guess anderson it might be buy the ufc and people like how touted but not crazy like he's the best just like so i knew who he was and i was telling everybody like whatever the betting line is it's off show me that on on yeah i couldn't really tell you go take money on this yeah put all you know he was a little early in the undercard debate will and glover foot kyle kingsbury yeah and just like people don't know and you know there was a lot of us it doesn't matter who wins he got
deal man 'cause he couldn't get a visa to fight in the ufc for a longer results for six years for six years clover had to toil and other countries he was one of the best ever he was fun phenomenal back then man and i think you know we got him in the ufc is at the tail end of his greatness honestly i mean i think we never really got a chance glow over at his very best in the ufc kind of jackie robinson like we're just that's would have been if there is a chair or something like that he's one of those guys that i mean i remember when he fought so could you he thought so could you i think it was in the wec in the early days wec when it was in northern california yeah and yeah he was chuck liddell sparring partner and it was one of the rare times that he got to fight in the us and remember watching him fight and i would hear about him i think him and told me about him too 'cause he was training with chuck and i was like that guys a mother
blocker he is so good he was so solid and he was like you know training with hackleman and training with chuck liddell in the early days when you know they are savages man and his head wrestling to it was one thing that a lot of brazilians didn't have there were more digits to oriented and he was a wrestler as well babalu babalu had a real good wrestling base to probably the first remember making money by leaving the ufc he was one of the thank you guys so i'll get paid as a ufc vet i have a name i'll get paid a bunch off this fuckin' chuck fight you know i'll get paid a bunch of the rest of my until everybody started going and then it's like it wasn't worth that much anymore yeah that's why you got strikeforce opened up you know a lot of people realize that there was like there was a legitimate venue and they were on showtime forces on showtime seen you look man when kimbo fought there made also it was a big
if you can do that was a lead exe mother check that went onto a krono genic rado and they were like making these people and that's actually where you've heard about cyborg yep yep yep yeah there was delete and yeah and then you know and strike force those were too legit venues outside the ufc that really kind of because the ufc wasn't as bad back then and then they were pretty legit there are more you could get it you don't have to pay per view it right you could actually just watch them which is what bellator has gone for it too but now bell tours on that new thing does own dazn do you know that isn't well what they're doing is they're splitting it's like a streaming service they're splitting half the half the fights bellator on paramount which is used to be spike now paramount half the fights on this dazn network what's crazy is that
dazn network just gave canelo alvarez three hundred and sixty five million dollars they just gave him this giant deal he had ever fighters in no canal just one okay just be triple g r on consider outbox and you know sandbox you know i fully left at work we went to your place once your old house me you eddie i don't know maybe a couple other people were watching some pride stuff that you dv ard write an it cut off the last fight 'cause it long as right now we watch box was gone and after launching two hours of m and then you see a guy get knocked down there's like go to work in a word and get up to like what the is that so much hugging and talk in a box it sucks it's great if you watch really good boxers
and if you know you're going to go see boxing yeah right right yellow alvarez fight that happened a couple of weeks ago it was a really good fight yeah with a really good fight i thought triple g ma well that was a real close right but if i was going to give it to someone i think i would have given it to triple g it was close enough where you can go ok this isn't a robbery but good with the decisions but leg kicks and and and makes fighting more interest this is just way too many fuckin' let's see what the judges said no so nobody really one they just got just did better yeah in order to beat a guy right rarely happens which is rarely it happens less yeah the thing about pacquiao mayweather was like me kept fighting right so what if we decided right right right yeah twelve rounds it could have gone twelve i'd like to early prime like the early ufc with like voice is like getting a family for thirty five minutes right and then we'll see eventually i'll fuckin' wear you down yeah that's what nate always
as a kid this is war you'd be dead yeah you know yeah with their children without a cap choking you yeah and then just put a dyin on twist your neck yeah i mean if if someone came along today in did no time limit fights i wonder like if you had like three big no time limit fights yeah like nate versus connor john jones versus dc and have just every giant fights and i've no time limit to fight it very interesting everything to go into that kind of a fight that's a different feeling like would hoist went into in those early days the ufc it took a lot of abuse just to get like past garden that's like eight minutes late he takes so slowly moved yet we're not in a rush it's weird how it changes your fight plan based on this outside influence well people also have to remember hoist fought guys
we're so much bigger than massive like chemo chemo and came out like was a giant roided did up dude was hitting them with bombs and and hoist is on its back and finally caught him in an arm bar and then couldn't continue he couldn't fight after that yeah he was the first to fight later and he couldn't fight he he was just he couldn't fight in the in the next fight he was is to better at tournaments right gash crazy the complaint twice in a night there were three times and i have yeah there is there's a look out john big john outlook so my jesus christ he's not even born facial hair his chemo chemo was giant i mean he was so huge at jesus tattooed on his stomach look how big he is damn yeah that was a crazy asss fight man that's when i was like what is this whole sport remember getting it my friends like yeah college dorm's health and housing gracie in the back i mean that was
hand man knows the the gracie clan who was the grace that was supposed to be but they're like you're still good it'll everything up hicks and but the the thing about it was not just to kick some was too good but also that hicks and would listen like no one could control hickson like yeah because korean created the u of c and the horror in is the oldest pro there're horia nelson i don't know i'm not sure which one is over there right at it there was no feeling each other out seventeen seconds in a fuckinf on well had to do that i mean he had to close the distance get ahold of the door opened he's like wait wait wait he's like oh fuck this is sucky yeah there you go yeah and chemo his wrist but not as knuckles crazy bare knuckles i forgot about that bare knuckle stomps soccer kicks you could do anything back then you can kick in the balls you can knee in the balls you can hold it down like that so remember that guy just kept wailing in the balls thirty times so much guys alright alright acne wow keith hackney versus joe son he fucking balsam
joe son went to jail for rape right he went to jail for russia yet and now and the murdered his cell mate he went to jail for a gang rape he was they arrested him for something else and they did a dna test accounts found out that he was a part of a gang rape damn yeah look how skinny big john john is so small he just john there without looking so sexy i gotta model this is ninety three right so this is a long asfuck in time ago man with twenty five year yeah and hoist like head but see that hoist with the head butt yeah it's like i got to look at stephanie's in the balls and please talk down so i can do what i need to do well i mean he really didn't have a wrestling background now you see how high is hips are you know he didn't he didn't drop down and go for a double who is basically a wonderful sized yeah he's basically clinching and then hoping he get to fight to the ground with a trip and there he goes and then when he tripped him chemo wound up on top of him which is hilarious like this flattened out had his back is terra
tearable position blue hoist instantly turn this is just happy that he's on the ground yeah dude keep wrestling with me i'll fucking get you but look at this chemo is riding his back but chemo is made eighty or ninety pounds heavier than them it's a lot to get off your back which was like one hundred and seventy five becky to one seventy one hundred and seventy five what about what the gays lee two fifty he was a big fucking guy man in the snow back of the head so he's got a what's up with distance i know like and also i was holding on to hoist is g yeah but now look you fuckedup because they are tired wide open god and then he just didn't even tried yeah but he bucked him off just from sheer size yeah but chemo just got exhausted because when you're that big if you don't have like a real rigorous strength and conditioning program you just get fucking no idea oh no armbar but looks not
not a sloppy he's tired man he's carry this big guys wait and again they didn't have strength and can be back then they were doing this is all can't wait another advantage just he didn't cut any way other than others have no shared about nutrition mean in ninety three now remember he got ahold of that hair and he got a fistful of hair hair start punch him in the really chris this is for the arm triangle there now look at this so can get a fistful of hair it's not letting me get this he's better at your hair up michigan here because you try to be sexy that tong po bullshit but you know this is we learned so much about martial arts from these fights yes everyone we have these ideas like would work and what wouldn't and then once they did that is oh i have to work on my ground and then that if all of that involved involved ill opened up jujitsu schools worldwide everywhere and everybody wanted to be a gracie guys were changing their name to gracie guys were like marrying gray
he's just to have the gracie name guys and marry a female gracie and then change their name to gracie and it was crazy it was a difference i mean you making a million dollars you make enough and nobody wanted to go to fred's just to it was to be a part of the greasy adam me you know like he's got a let her on the ground what is that oh it's her chemo's hair if he pulled a fistful fuckin' her and pulled it out yeah what the fuck they're both so tired is it bad and this is only four minutes in how long is a psycho i think it went seven minutes i have to remember exactly it's crazy they're both so worn out it looks like it's more looks like it's what's that james andrew here it's about to end here four hundred and twenty two oh hey he catches him keeps going for the armbar the triangle and eventually i'll go over here he gets it was like four hundred and twenty eight is catching the arm bar so this is like first row i wonder i wonder if you have c today even knows what he's going for here always does okay now keep
what are you doing i don't get it i think he more tap 'cause he was exhausted than anything like look at him he's exhausted yeah yes may bear got the arm bar for sure but i mean barely but then voice was so beaten down by this fight that he couldn't go on but hixson would've destroyed chemo it would've been completely different thing because hixson was strong fachman an hixson was there's jose on hixson was a different animal like hixson was much more physically imposing he was about one nine thousand two hundred pounds he was smaller than chemo but he was jacked like their bodies looking to suck in his body is just like wrestler body well emotional marshall wrestler body yeah more body there yeah yeah yeah where is just if you saw t shirt off you would think that your fighter a wrap you up like a fucking package so back to anderson though till so my book ends with him are that firstly
fight and then shattering his leg which i was in front row for which you didn't even even if it didn't make sense to see a leg would like that you like i don't i don't get it it looks like somebody filled up a sock with with pebbles and just like you have to get something else like that doesn't make sense i it was so gross but in the interim seeing that first shell sonnen fight when he i mean he won four half a half rounds just he almost won the title and then to i mean it was a such a legendary sports thing not ufc but sports thing guys down like crazy in a title i don't know who's never been tested was finally tested and was losing it was over this guy could chess on him was beating him he figured him out and then to get out try go with what forty seconds left two minutes let not much but i remember
what's so clear indelible in my head is afterwards we're at the entrance of cleared out of the stadium where at the entry to the to the under the the caves of the of the stadium wherever it was and do i think dana randy was there and we're all talking and every once in awhile somebody's mind would go to that fight and you just see him well like yeah yeah i think the weather is pretty nice here and then you see something like like you believe right i never sing randy could toward do that what it's like why do this four minutes in the fight grabs a hold of it or four rounds in the fight grabs a whole it syncs up the triangle and gets a triangle armbar combination tab some wow this is an anderson came into that fight injured here anderson had a fuckedup rib entering into that fight and a lot of people thought he should have pulled out what kind of weird edit is this well the blurriness
only strange fan and it was nuts it was not for that guy see how he's holding his side and the mode the first i was the first trash talk fight ever remember to chills sun and people forget how good he was a talk and she was the best the best he was the best when i come hum it when i anderson silva walks into the ring you can hear a mouse piston on cotton when i walk in it's thunder i mean but the promos he would cut yeah we're just the that hadn't been done yet now not a lot well conor mcgregor problem you know it's arguable the chair was even better than connor but his argument but if we take time period into account no one was doing right he was the first yeah and he was building up fights as a heel for the first time ever anne brought in a little bit later but people forget how good chill could fight if you go back to really to me his one of his most impressive victories was nate marquardt because he fought nate marquardt would midnight was one of the best and he rag
and it was a bloody crazy chaotic fight and he you know he basically dominated him with wrestling yeah chill just fall last week he just got it out by fade or damn he stopped by fate or yeah and you know he had some good moments in that fight had phaidor back he tried he tried to roll them over there's a move that you do go through the chin when you have someone's back you go under the chin and then you somersault over and try to carry with momentum try to carry them over but it's a core strength move your head and arm well you yeah he had he had back and he was kind of like riding high on the back and he went he felt like he i had a grip under the chan i don't know how he held his hands but what you do is when you have guys back you you hold it like this and then you go forward so you take them for now with you that way you have their back when you're on your back you could cinch up a body
triangle you could cinch up the choke but fade or shook him often beat the bugs on the ground watch it he does it so he tries to flip him over seat but he lost far he lost control and then boom haymakers coming down from one of the greatest ground and pound experts of all time giant difference that was getting out of also you know cheil fought one hundred and eighty five fay doors been heavyweight his whole life it's like you know there's a lot of factors in there but yeah it was a good fight for as long as it landed long it last rather one of the cool things cotton is the bill ability to hang out casually with these fighters like having just breakfast with randy i am not having with another time to do the remember one time i was like going into a buffet or whatever or the hotel like free breakfast and like looking around and just having him go ahead some of my yeah i'm like ok just like oh you're just such sought after and i'm just like well talk about nothing but some of my favorites were in chicago
going the way ends and then like let's go to the show and then just jump drive clay guida his city it's his city yeah and he's like come with me like and you holding holding off the front seat as he's swerving with a brown paper bag he drives like he fights and i'm just like i accept it so either way does it matter and he just going for it on these highways he knows and i believe the rain and it was just like it was just like so fun yeah the one that i remember early early on jon jones he wasn't anything then it's four maybe something like that meeting am talking about shitan i could talk about this now because it's not no longer a band saw since they have saved but like talking about weed yeah and was like yeah let's smoke bro he wasn't anything it wasn't any
and just going like he's like he's got like a rogan's got it in his hotel room and texting you flip phone texting you back when it wasn't cool to have like hip to have a flip phone was like that's all anybody had that's how long ago right and then it's going like maybe it's then maybe early iphone but like just hey man are you up like i'm kind of time going to sleep and was like fuck john i think he's doesn't want us up there and then like no let's go he's got the weed let's go because some fan gave it to us right you had this button tin tin foil of weed and and not going do you like what you like you were tired and it was like to have that we'd like to come on i want to sleep like man john want to smoke and like you looked at you open the door fully and looked at me in this young fighter and you're like come on in
and we all smoke pot together in this hotel room in fuckin' wherever it was i think montreal actually was montreal yeah yeah and it's just a fun type and then seeing this guy move on to become the baddest motherfucker planet but we also had a conversation with him about our wanted him to go to a different camp that's right he was training in fuqing youtube videos in new york yeah with his buddies in a garage you too good mike you should be in a real can that's right we had that over weed in hotel room he's like i think so i know so i know i go i only have a certain amount of time in this thing i go in your time should be invested with a real coach who's going to hone your skills i go you could be at all time great man wow yeah i remember telling him that he's like you really think so i know so i know so you really gotta move on i forgot about that part of it how influential is that in the fucking future of mixed martial arts i hope it helped you know he did he wanted winkle john yeah judge john eventually i mean you probably
i have done it anyway you might who knows but i think it was a good convo we should have with a young guy you know it's like listen man you you have real talent like you could really be something but you gotta be you gotta be coached by guys who are going to find out your tendency bouncing technique isn't worth isn't going to go take it that far well i mean suck and he was so good who knows how far you might have been a world champion even with the camp that he was in yeah he's so good and is red really so powerful and he's so physically talented but it made a big difference for him to go to jackson's and be able to train on a regular basis with world class fighters you happy in there on a daily basis with carlos condit who is you know the papa's game back then and that's right i mean keith jardine and they just had a massive
had ruined taylor made the call to the ring of fire where you go five rounds of sparring with to get ready for a fight with different high level i mean highest level fighter so like nate marquardt cool that's around one get out of here charging you come in and now i just finished a fuckin' routed network right now i gotta go with keith jardine cool round three yeah i didn't get out jon jones you come in and it's like what i mean the train you got there correct johnsons camp were like well yeah i mean look there's a reason why so many extreme high level fighters are coming out there and then rashad evans was there as well too and were shot had a real problem with john coming there because rashad was like hey this guys in my weight class yeah but you're going to have one guy these weight class and right it's an issue yeah and then you know rashad and john became friends and i thought they did fight they wept yes they fought and john beat the shit out of him i don't remember they thought after they had
big falling out because were shod was upset that you know john wound up john wind up getting a title shot and beat shogun because you were shot got injured were shot was supposed to get the title shot john steps in and they were friends at the time and then somewhere along the line then the trash talk started you know i'll fight rashad suck it in and i was like man i thought we were friends and then yeah that's back when i was like you know you guys can fight as friends we don't you don't have to like at enemy everybody fight it's it's a sport and it's a yeah it's a money thing and then when john beat him it was a real drubbing and it was for five rounds it was a decision and it was a real clear cut unanimous decision he did some crazy shit doing like step in elbow to the face right yeah yeah i kinda do remember this one now this was john when he was developing john like the john that knocked out dc
everybody sang in fights i didn't really ever see this for the fighters were he would talk about after wins talking about the holes the monkey hat you have more than the what he did right was most guys would be braggadocio my number of that but it was like he was upset at things that went wrong yeah i guess i got a call that out that could get exposed on her you know john the smart due to me as reckless chaotic as he is and i've said this before that i don't know what causes that kind of recklessness but there is a direct correlation between traumatic brain three brain damage and impulsive behavior and recklessness it's a fact it's well researched it's it's well documented in neuroscience they know that this this is it there's a connection i don't want to exonerate him from his past behave here but we see that in football players we see that in bmx riders that go crazy and fuckin' land on their head a bunch of times people they get crazy wow they get
filed an impulsive it's just a fact it's just a part of the game you know those people that engage in any kind of an activity where you bring its rattle on a regular basis the way more likely to do ridiculous things that don't make any sense does it make sense yeah it does i said about john even talk to john about it you know and you know i know john was upset with maine after one of those things before we actually did a podcast together he was upset and i said listen man i have to be honest about every i have to be honest about how i feel about every single aspect of your performance of your behavior i have to be doesn't mean i don't love
yeah i mean i don't think you're great god i hate to give your commentary on i have to be you don't really choose sides i can't i can't not only can i not choose sides i have to call what i see it's it's everything because of i don't know the no one's gonna listen to me this is because i have a comment on the hood okay well i remember finding interesting that after brock b heath herring yeah this went to whatever steak house you want to he's coming in afterwards and for looking right at you said like it wasn't good you are the content critical of them right he sought you out as a talk to you and i was like oh fuck he's mad but he's like he just wanted to express to you they have his leg injury and that's why i couldn't really defend that takedown yeah but it's interesting how to fighters that i get to see these fighters respect your opinion enough to want to explain their side of it well i appreciate that there's always a side like was talking about that fighter that has pretty significant injury that he's dealing with right now like
most people don't even know and they wouldn't have known if he didn't tell you there's a these guys are going to fights in the really compromised you know there hand injuries back injuries neck injuries and this is just a part of this the sport where you're the whole objective is to injure people so you're injuring each other in training an you know you got to hide those injuries because then they will exploit them right yeah but then there's but this is why one of the reasons why i have to be honest all the time is because people they respect the fact that i'm not going to i'm not saying things because it sounds cool i'm saying things 'cause this is actually what i see and it may be you have a different perspective and maybe you could share your perspective with me and i'll tell you why i thought this and maybe i'll change my mind and i'm not scared to change my mind but well how to say what i think yeah and it's cool though
like interesting or something else just so you know i mean i had i would never ask heath herring would be a pushy but let's just take care that you know the real truth of it but not that it was bad but like here's the reason yeah it was interesting how they respect your opinion like that well kinda like bra closer man i swear that if brock lesnar got into the into mixed martial arts right out of college well it went college wrestler right into training really learn striking and learned slowly like took some small fights on jones said yeah yeah and then but really learn striking instead of like spending all that time doing wwe which i'm sure he made a fuckload of money or yeah i mean good for him that's all great and everything like that but man i think he could have been one of the all time greats do a reverse is for long no way out freak nobody i member cutting that much to have you wait there is a giant yeah it does doing so would weigh in with their jeans on because our whatever i am was also there was no testing back
i am going to realize that the testing back then was horsh and the way to the best way to to show testing with horsh it was to show when alistair overeem fought brock that was the steroid olympic those two guys together inside the octagon but there was also brock less than a year from diverticulitis where they had to remove i think twelve inches of us crazy media colon or as well and a mediator i thought it was at the time that i talked to out of all people anthony bourdain told me now people get diverticulitis from seeds or really it'll get stuck in your intestines so they had rock yeah well just things get caught and stuck on they had to remove twelve inches of his intestines so that he was done after that wow
he was and then he came back and he was done as yes the brock lesnar that everybody feared well he he says that he was compromised even before that he said he was compromised before the cane feitan before a lot of his other fights even the fight with shane carwin from diverticulitis like who is suffering from it from along for a long time and he just thought that it was just exhausted from training but really he was having this block page and all this issue like this jesus yeah it's fun talking to s two hundred and fifty six is incorrect by the way that's not true when he when he was two hundred and sixty five if you look at overeem was over and was two hundred and sixty five as well and if you look it over him on the scale for that fight there's there's there's that's a great picture of the two of them facing down once he's is chrysler both so jacked so bitter but it's not like there's six hundred and ten when overeem my height yeah up
when overeem was standing there flexing on the scale like what in the flock is he are like right there what the fuck dude wow and i'm like really flexing hard he still smiling jacked yeah he is so jacked he was so was friends trainers name or managers name to paul white oh ed source source yeah and we're tasking like about the product ok like oh tested for steroids in pride and you're like what they tested for stairs yeah i mean they didn't do anything about it they just they test it with like you're both positive go fight who cares yeah well according to ensign anyway not only do they not test in prod they put in the contract we do not test for steroids
but he said they tested and then just like we don't give a shirt because we want to know i think they test they took they took tests but they didn't really test yet damn those guys with big egos bring card girl that she was so young which ones that go rilla he was a goal rilla son jesus yeah here he should he should have known not see in the war he's missed his calling it would have been one of the most feared nazis there were honestly if he if i could not see i would have voted for the team he was a viking nazis did he would have been one of them boats with a dragon in the front by the way i mean under rated jon jones for a weed head i mean you it gives all the credit to fuckin' nate nick they've earned it yet but when you would give a fuck it those breast strips half a strip was a dose that's right and uh playing who's like how you got it one of my finest complements was john jones i heard somebody else goes how you know johns always goes order should fear
great we'd help bucking yes i'll take that i gave him a package of breath strips and ate the whole petrol back half of what you like to do stuff is the dose he took two and you like don't do that he's like joe rogan i'll be fine he was fine i was so scared for him i was paranoid because i gave tommy buns a half and we flew in florida and he told me he goes dude he goes i swear to god when we landed he goes i didn't think i was going to make i've had one of those with you before i really thought i really thought i couldn't make it i really thought there's no way i'm going to be able to survive this flight i'm going to freak out i'm going to have in lansing i almost told a stewardess before we took off ios i was close to black diamond we're not doing nothing it's nothing it's before i wear on the runway we think that stop me from doing it is knowing the abuse i would have taken from you verbally next two years then i'm like i'd rather die i love those days it was so fun i was actually i felt bad for you a couple times in my life
one time me and if we're doing a corporate in vegas and once in the new aria and we took edibles and around and i was like oh rogans too famous in vegas he can't do this he can't get this funked up and walk around calculate but but watching the fights on edibles i'm like it's too bad you don't get too experience that yeah you can't do that you can't have to do commentary one hundred percent sober tried early in the days early in the day i did like one or two events where i was a little fuct up and i was like this is just too cloudy i want to think about because i would want to talk about other shed right the it will be going on i want to talk about this but that dude about a stingray tattoo on his back he just fell on his last fight scene on there i think that guy who that sucking big black dude beat and the last thirteen seconds volkov yeah i think he has a stingray i thought i was like oh yeah this kind of thing i could see you got like what a great distinguished some of the most underrated creatures that are first of all their peaceful should have been involved in millions and millions of years
interesting to have ties doing your back and wonder if like an ocean guy really i wish you could should i switch swam with those indiana forget where l call flores really i know where the komodo dragons are you talking dive in and restore he went to the isle of flores that's that's where that little fucking man lived you know they had that human being that they found what do they call it come home oh florian sis sis i think that he has a little tiny hobbit like person that did i want to say as recently as ten to fifteen thousand years ago there was like a three foot tall kind of human yeah there's there's been many different branches of human being right there's been neandertal or something yeah there's uh from russia dionysus or something like that if you
like look at that oh yeah no i met that guy here in the hospital i said oh yeah that guy was the shift he gave good good drugs but this little little person that live alongside human beings my timeline is right they have speech they don't know no but they know they use tools i don't know yeah that was make sure painting with tools to show you with ninety five thousand and seventy thousand no that's it seventeen thousand years ago while the place is empty bunk what was that one hobbit human species debarked i don't think that's correct says new historian but i'm
pretty sure that's probably an old article williams what year what was on article when is that ten years ago ten years ago ma'am was it ten years ago doesn't for that's what all right now that they're talking about the time zone so it's two thousand fourteen the article that's fairly recently i don't think that's the consensus i don't think the consensus is that it's been deep on the tongue part is about the cranial volume our inside but not that it was a separate species cranial volume is calculated to be formed thirty million milliliters which puts it within the range of modern in living in the same region they went further comparing the size of the circumference of the occipital said the word sybil frontal section of the skull to patients with developmental disorders in that region the planet they found that measure things were indeed similar if l b1 did have done
syndrome then it would explain this short femurs as well hence when calculated statistically for normal growth they would yield a height of just over four feet which matches up with some humans living on flores wow this is i think this is probably one of those heavily debated things but we're trying to recreate it there's a thing called island dwarfism that happens too it's really odd because it happens to mammals but the opposite takes place with lizards and reptiles are massive reptiles get massively komodo dragons on the island of komodo their scariest giant they giant chuj their their monitor lizards really essentially their enormous whereas whereas elephants that live on islands get tiny have these how wharf elephants yeah yeah that that's why because i was less work for this room to have the covers of no less resources and so they adapt to the humans to look look how tiny that elephant is that lives on those i mean it's in
if it's like shorter than you wow an elephant through yeah that's like that's like a elephant that's like my kids height like this is it happens with all sorts of different animals he dwarf buffalo yeah i morphism they think it's because these animals adapt to the fact that there's a limited amount of living amount of territory right they're not the cover long distances to get to yeah it's fucking crazy what happens with animals man when they figure out like what they need to do to survive like one of the things that i was reading about really recently was these fuch i wish i'd had it off top of my head but these mods that lived in a separate
there are an area where things were darker and they change from a light colored moth to a black moth like really quickly really yeah like really quickly like they did it over a couple generations and they're trying to figure out how the fuck this happened see if you can find that couple generations so fast peppered moth yeah really fast like it blew them away they did understand how it happened so quickly i think there's like there's there's so little that's truly understood about what adaptive changes can possibly happen within animals like for instance is documentary called relentless enemies and it's all about you gonna piss in something i am there but it is up to so we're gonna use though computable okay we're still bottle no sir i thought that was full it's the whitest mouth okay you know you should do you should get one of those ice bags the the people use for
definitely don't show that we do you too much work there's a ice bags that people use like compression ice bags yeah they have like a nice wide mouse let's go i had some of here but i don't want to give it to talk to him at the system and it didn't work i mean i have too much pessimist this okay what else we got nothing com nine six top it off him tough enough i'll use this or is this one just run off to the bathroom real quick and just hold on your deck and scared jeff largest socket then or do that don't post mecca please what he got what's that another call tumblr yet god does not and what that's for definitely take the piss out here though afterwards within like ways to have another
this is with good that's the thing is i bet you could still popping out it's like the pistons on joe rogan spices already she fears pys for real and it was forty seven of his using witchcraft is israel jupis alright give it a shake and let's get back to ok alright jamies turned his head away is freighted text jamie don't be afraid the glory undies no i believe this might be actually yeah yeah they are how far can comfortable with those are the best the only one of the two maybe them and do a part of the only like no longer sponsors that i'm like i'll still wrapped you guys set what's going on with you and sponsors did did something happen but when you said some crazy bus parts certainly give you hard time yeah man prude or was that was yeah it's ok i get it i'm not for everybody but then it's like we can't work together anymore i just i can operate under the idea that you can tell what they would what they say don't say something they said it's offensive when i'm like what did you say it's i think i
it was something along the lines of like if you're human resources person and you have to hire you can see your time can be spent better do you know doing something else you can fucking quickly hire somebody he zip code and then anytime masturbating your office you could bring in like a zip bag and keep putting like you socks in there that you master i don't know i'm just going off top my head trying to be funny as much as three men a read on a one minute by now and then i get defensive like i that's fine all right but i can't be think about it i refuse let myself think about so i'll just give up the money yeah yeah i've had some people get pissed at me yeah and it's fair on their part i get it i don't agree but i get it that's your that's your right some of our postage is language yeah exactly but that's not well i'm going to do it so like we're done but it's such a foolhardy way hi can i believe that too i believe a good spot sponsor read that want to do with the gore offer stop the beds where i was like him getting paid in the
asked by christine christina and his fucking bleeding over this but his knees are also soften the sofa mattress it's like dude man they got super mad then go back in at it and take it down which is like now you give me more more work to not pay him he said take it down yeah i had to re edit wow why do they have the right to say take it down because i like more company like remind listeners are family why as in the are you severe is getting your family company exactly and i'm like you guys i can give you gold once in awhile if you let me be fully free yeah i can do some of the past around well i member berg up the nature box pissed at him because he is healthy hate hate have a out
yeah what do you want to eat healthy but that goes against like i watch it on the actual product it couldn't help it yeah they gave him the copy and it's like the healthiest snacks however he doesn't pre read it he just like reads it strikes bullet with him he's like no i know i know we're done well there are some like irrefutable sponsors like for me square space irrefutable awesome product but there's always let me go do whatever i want whatever the fuck it man dies if i start saying i wear my undies are supercuts also when you have that last bit of come on your dick it will soak him up perfectly they'd be like whatever they don't care that's just right yeah they're not saying how dare you i'd like to get the dark ones that cover up the fucking blood your house really well you're not shooting on the product you're it's uncomfortable so go ahead yeah it's so super corporate guys the ones that zip
recruiter that kind of shimmy yeah yeah i guess and it's like it's fine it's just yeah i make money by continuously focusing on free speech i'll lose money in some spots and makes money in other spots and this is all just part of it yeah you can't really think about it like only looking to make money every time make more 'cause that universal growth paradigm you know that's only corporation and then i'm going to be doing straight add breeds in my listeners get bored asfuck i'm going to lose listeners so then i'll be able to make less money off ads in the long run because of that more ads less money as opposed to like fewer ads more it's like well not only that like how much time do we really have left here if we if both of us live another forty five years would be fucking amazing that's forty five seasons of sober october's you know that would be amazing or not this is the last overall it's overdone i should've roped into this one are you done because of the
has to be done because of the sobriety aspect we do in january why january october is the best seeking month in new york we could definitely do in january but new year's eve oh yeah yeah or february start my birthday but like even yeah because technically you after midnight you'd still be locked up november i wouldn't mind november yeah no booze november no booze november what he bought in thanksgiving you have a little turkey one nice honestly though thanksgiving the memories you everything's giving people childhood they're not alcohol based no not really you might want some that's what you really want is if you said no stuffing but i called on that's part of it but no alcohol and thanksgiving that's not a big deal what about march march is okay more sober march that's ok too bullship month what goes on in march march is a bush at month march madness saint patrick's day saint patrick days march yeah it is
but yeah but i'm not irish i mean i'm barely irish in the lansing border irish and break also spring break well we don't have that anymore would be a big deal always a reason doctor who was a one of the old and my you kids of calm down on the classes so like you can actually the city's back two years again it's amazing mmhm and it's like this is hot i spy password bars like one go i wanna go j like let's go to fucking neighborhood bar it's fucking awful couple days away buddy we're only ten days left now it's just what's really important so we beat bert for sure i don't care if you win i don't care if tomlin as long as bert loses long as bert lasers can i can i tell you can we talk about drugs that ufc for little bit sure so with diaz always bring the breast strips there be this time where it wouldn't kick in it wouldn't kick in you look over like feeling it like i may be sort of or one jolly ranchers that they have i remember having a
i remember eating a jolly rancher like before the fight started because again it's early with you and just a construct windows and some other guy nobody knew me back then and it was like two i think smoking will it now one one home so now that we've been a jolly rancher yeah and nobody could comprehend back then that it could be a from your jolly ranchers like in smokable two thousand and three yeah and then you look over the feeling that sort of and then you look over again and is just like in a trance when you realize you are too and you both look at the other girl and you know you brought the devil you and it was just great and that's i mean this is not happening stories where it's like you don't even know who's winning fights you just know you're enjoying watching acid in one of the ufc events yeah back when we're sitting with kilstein an we didn't tell him
red band new and just do an acid i remember how into it you were that part of me is you never quite know how people can react to things so you really know them and like it could have gone like to is my place of work you can't you know just a small part of you thinks maybe but then you testing us while you're into fights where are you guys where you guys sitting it wasn't one of those we got bottom floor were in the bucket stands for that one and we kept looking at us until you found us i like to do it as it is just so great oh man i've never seen so clearly remember forrest griffin coming in with shipping up to boston playing and everyone cheering and i was like this is the colosseum were watching was like in the colosseum people fighting lions yeah this is that everyone is cheering for blood how are we different in the romans pretty fuckin' similar in a lot of ways yeah just a modern more acceptable version of it oh that asset that you have seen was so fucking good it was great you didn't want any food red bank sort of took care of you a little bit
he was at some of the and the lord's cookies yeah we've done hi i mean i went to a bunch of events outside of the u of c will really up and adam went to that one in at the playboy mansion yeah strike force yeah yeah the folks on the blasted in that one yeah that was like on i missed out on a lot of that like you guys sitting there in the audience had a lot more fun than six hours of talking greatness so you take him early and by the very end it's like you're just coming down it's like let's go eat these steaks yeah rogan buying again let's go there was in calgary where it fell on shrimp fest and as with duncan and i was like hey guys mushrooms
and he goes i don't i don't i don't want to come i want take mushrooms right now ok i'll just tell them out altogether motions i had for you i'll throw them out i'll step on them on the ground and throw them out so you want to make it alright relax i'll take the money and man in so fun there because like would take him you get bored with some wrestling fight you know where it's like they're trying to out point each other and let's go wander and you just go wander you could get a hotdog we put him into a maynards which is like jolly rancher like gummy whatever meat stick 'em in there so you could reach farther maynard or you reach in there and you feel something crunchy like a stick and you're like ok i'm going for that we just keep eating these mushrooms some them dudes were like hey you want to i'm talking to our sky box and so we went into some skybox for awhile and so we got kicked by security and that was from like those guys were great fucking giant pupils i saw can security guard in calgary as we were going in and already trip trying to
all these mushrooms in there this guy goes hey man happy shroom fast sounds like ok you're being cool about it like you know about it you let me go like thank you very much security guard knew about shrimp is like a cop one of so they hire their calgary was fun calgary's great great city yeah doing doing at two hundred in the edibles remember alex jones being there once india's given her cookie right but this cookie yeah an alex jones like what's in the cooking india's fucking cookie like stupid question is that you were saying that we went to eat with them afterwards he was barbecue barbecue much more reasonable back then i never i never understood how they made him from crazy conspiracy theorists to alt rightists i didn't get
connection there well that connection happen when he became united with like alex jones became united with donald trump right because he was a big part of donald trump in in the campaign days and well read donald trump calling who calling the info wars and i knew that i was jones at a big base and our sons and help them get elected don't you know don't trouble is very clever in who we aligned himself with like when you see him standing there listening to westwood kanye west is ranting and saying all this crazy fucking skitzo nonsense and he's like this that's smart cookie he's very smart in when he calls bullshit when he doesn't call bullshit users and boces yeah it's like imagine if kanye west was debating him and they were doing a presidential to ok and connie was talking like that would be like what the fuck is this guy exactly what you're saying you're giving up for me so i let you talk yeah he's
you know i just don't get any other stuff with super size so that's what it was because he would have him on a bunch well you know also out alright wasn't a thing back then you realize when when alex came with us to the to the fights the ones no all right but he was more like lizard people or like or like oh it's a fucking government conspiracy yeah he was all about we're going to start on nine slash eleven it's like he was all about certain conspiracies i remember we were in austin once when there was a shooting at a a army base we were there right with him yeah when the thing out and we were at a bar remember goes i guarantee you that like i live i guarantee they won't let him talk and then an hour later like i'm allowed to shut up and they got him because yeah of course that got him a lot because they want him to be hooking martyr for this thing it's like or whatever it's going to be a martyr right yeah and it's like
no matter what he just i'm spring is the conspiracy and then i just that business is a tricky business i have a said like now you got to be off the air now it's like well that's where it's up it is a lizard person guy well it's not though because like people were concerned and that you're giving out bad information right and there are certain about it but then with alex what came out was the sandy hook thing the sandy hook denial thing was when again conspiracy i don't get why that weapon is a conspiracy involving children being murdered and their parents being actors that everyone was like some sort of a crisis at after they were hired by the government to take away people's guns this is this is okay okay okay most radical version of sure i understand i understand that's that's wrong increasing where do you get from there to you can't be allowed to say these quite you've been saying is made up things before or right you're saying it's still well
why it's a hatemonger you got a really good argument but here's the argument the argument is what is facebook what is twitter what is youtube are they private companies which they did mercer most certainly or even more so are they utilities is it like the electricity is it like a phone like what should you be allowed to tell someone they can't use it like i wonder if jack said hey i'm shutting down twitter if the government is like we're open back up again right or is it like in bc because of n b c is a private company and are you should fear says hey the lizard people are eating kids and that's that stuff to run sixty minutes now and they say no now are you're fired click brazilian made one bad ambien joe so can they cancelled her they kicked her off of for any other reason they were they weren't that's not true
they say that there was a huge hit because of the outrage over the first season which she was like she supports trump yeah but i talk to morgan about it was a giant hit but they were looking to get rid of her this whole group was already we want you out we're looking for excuses kind of like when they got at the comedy store over filming when it was come on they already wanted to get rid of you well and i found an excuse to get it done that's a tricky argument because under her i think so badly wanted her out i think they wanted to minimize her the less she was eight that's true but she was ten telling me how they were changing the way they were writing things and they weren't including her in the process where she was very much including the process during the first season when they were writing for the second season they were basically looting her from the process of premises and the way they were writing the show i mean i read read all the outrage about early on it's like your trump supporter and i read i saw
some like raisoni some young female comedian going like it when when herman was like hey watch my friend show roseanne she's great great challenge you know this is the beach i got take with at a party and kiss on the cheek pretend i'm cool with her and it's like what is all this outrage over this approach something i finally let me go watch it and my friend jewish female leftist morgan murphy who wrote it i later about if i finally watched it and it's just twelve characters in the show ten of them don't talk about who they voted for it all one of them is pro trump one of those ants trump is also a little trans kid on there and that's it just one pro trump one anti trump and the outrage that i saw was almost like i don't think you guys could have possibly watch this episode i think you're all reading headlines about stories and that's why i talk to morgan about i'm like it doesn't seem like it could have come from the actual facts you know there's a lot of that going on right yeah and so i feel like it's the same thing
alex jones ommegang hatemonger hate monger what alex jones just crazy mercy guy most of it yeah most of the hate monger well yeah um they talk about taking away trans rights or anything like that it was some talk there was some talk alex jones was saying and one of the one of the last final straws it was talking about people taking up arms and that we are not going to stand it and you know it's basically rabble rousing which is like a lot of what people do when they're talking about the other side trying to take away your rights trying to take away your guns were not going to stand for it you know you know and people are going to get shot you know that kind of talk you know specifically what he said but there's a problem that you don't now specifically right there's a problem they can just decide that you represent a certain faction of thought in that this should be eliminated from you should be d platformed instead like
art form for conspiracy guy and those people are going up to those those parents and saying like your kids not dead and it's like a real issue yet but he said he's not calling for that that's what they're doing on their own somebody shot cops in new york because the black lives matter movement you don't shut down the black lives matter movement over that they weren't asking for them to shoot cops someone did on who's also also he was an album to do that no he wasn't so like so like i don't see how you depart for the only great love was by trans woman who said when i hear crazy shit like that i feel like it's supposed to roll your eyes and then walk away you don't say hey you need to get gone well you know the platforming people that's a good way to put it that is what they're saying and it is also it seems like it was a universal d platforming because twitter was on one of the last place that kept him on and then they decided that they were going to remove him but i didn't see anything pacific yeah they have some rules like that when they got who's woman that
rose mcgowan and then she was claims talking about a rape people like dear dare you shoot she you out of the rape and then and then you the wonder from now you just took it out from that that was a story that was a headliner once i how dare you jack is that the guy from twitter jack dorsey yeah how dare you i then he actually responding goes i don't know she ducked somebody she gave some is information about where they live and stuff like that and that's we already had that rule you can't do that nothing to do with why she docs them well let's just over that why don't you google what exactly got alex jones kicked off twitter 'cause he twitter was one of the last platforms and then they can say hate speech and hate speech is one of those we'll broad broad terms looks like i hate you yeah ok
i mean i i i really am like i i don't i think people forgetting how the aclu defended the clan members because the free speech is too big of a pocket issue to worry how i feel about what they're saying we know what's really interesting is that left leaning people the leftists are the ones that want to censor in deep platform and silence people in the right it is it's also both i think we see the last part is word that bubble i think the writers doing it so we just don't want friends with a white doing it they have no power in technology the tech companies whether it's facebook google twitter there all left and they are the to have the mean this is where it's weird right because nobody saw this coming it was media like you had fox news lose you at nbc you had you had your left and you had to write more left and right of shore but there was power in the fox news in faction they had their voice but in the in my
it comes to technology there's not really an equivalent or commensurate companies all left it's all left there's not one right leaning large social media platform right they don't exist it should just stay but i i get why they do that you get a reddit situations like on it but suddenly it it it it devolved into just child porn well credit the probably read it is in and a new when you give people anonymity and and i actually lost his job because of it because somebody decided hey this guy is such a fucking creep piece of shit let's find out when the key is they got his ip and they figured out who he was and then he was like some guy who's a dad it was like some regular with a job and they got him fired like you know he had a bunch of weird you know kid fucking typo sts and the ship that just people sounded just like it's almost like role playing or like you're not serious exactly
when it's all said on here that's fine as people running out of the room yesterday or two days ago we got a full room randomly dinner tonight first three minutes like it's terrible no i never got a vote people like he couldn't handle it and then he starts going leaving he starts getting angry and born into his pocket you know where he belongs and then ask will leave in like he's talking about child talking and stuff like that and uh an big behind the curtain i didn't forget baby just so you know there were no babies focht so calm down what people don't want to hear but that subject and that's fair yeah it's something common store deer some wonder jokes about people losing socks in the dryer right so actually honestly walking out as a fine response yeah saying he can't go up anymore is not a fine response different response yeah and saying you're going to boycott the comedy store because they don't do your
comedy and if you want to boycott and that's also ok but he's trying to get other people to an alright but there's this is a problem in that there's no balance right if people are just right leaning and people want to d platform them because they have right leaning leaves right leaning ideas like say if they support president trump is the president is the president and it's like you're allowed to vote for whom you want whether you like it or not that guy is the president and when do you like his policies or not they are his policies he's the president united states an if someone supports that d platforming people who support him a support that is not the right response the right response is a well worded argument augusta that is against that that is convincingly articulate to the point where you make an argument that this is a terrible policy a terrible idea and an objective
fence rider like myself that watch is that it reads it might go okay it's guy's to get i want to hear both sides but i need to hear that side in order to hear the alternative side there tape smith who hates all politicians pretty much he was pointing out these separating their kids from their parents thing and it's like it's gotten real bad with trump now and he goes ok that's true but look at the picture turn on the bottom right hand corner there's a date stamp on it and it's two thousand and fourteen definitely a lot of shenanigans alike or grab your anger is not even who gets what i can even bring that up that's just journalism's what that is and an on find journalism did during their look journal also my fighting for their lives right back there in the days of journals is terrible it's terrible and it's also there's no money in it this is a problem is nobody wants to buy newspapers and we want to buy magazines and it's really hard for online journalism did not resort to click the anger set yeah i mean that's literally how they make their living now is clickbait ship and so
have a photo this is what the stock photo we got a little fucking kid who's crying and he's standing in front of the border patrol guy throw it up but use it is what we got the stories real the photos not it should journalists i think it really comes down to like when you see like a normal donald project okay i haven't done anything to anybody wrong i just want to look as with compassion another human mike is a p is a friends of mine the people i know what you mean when you be specifically what saying but nor mcdonald what he said like roseanne and and louis and like they've lost everything in a day and people don't really understand what it's like right and i would like to see these friends who human beings friends of mine come out with the way he goes on it i don't think roseanne do that lady was black i don't think she makes that comment and then people go fuck you you can't much appearances cancelled yeah it's like why even do anything mean right doesn't do anything take that opportunity to go hey let's hear him out maybe you can clarify what you mean right
say no i didn't mean it that way the platform to the platform because these women that people i don't really know who they were at the tonight show had their opportunity to fall on their sword and they go now we get to stand up for women's rights and we get to stand up for racial rights instead of doing like let's hang on exactly how come on and say jimmy fallon go what would you mean by that exactly and then the clarifies position to now show oh i'm on your side but people don't want that they're more they're more interested in punishment yes and so now you're people who are on your side so you can feel right at the comedy cellar a waitress was traveling to fucking work where are t shirt after lewis came back and somebody said hey headphones take your headphones out she did and shame on you to some waitress who otherwise i'm charging coming back she might have the guy or girl said shame on you don't know i think a woman not sure but this waitress might have been like heavily against him coming back but there's no research done is just like i get my chance to show that i've stuck up for somebody instead of rule
some other woman's day who might be on your side yeah well this is this is finger and val's face after he came back with those fuck you i'm so they're really how was i was one of the managers of the cut of the seller and it's like to his the fellow woman who hasn't done thing wrong right and your your yours cursing her out so you can feel like i've done something for the cause yeah well this is something that the left does that the right doesn't do the left attacks its own they attacked it's only here for a once a year and a feminist and she was like you're on your outlook in mind about what five six years ago i don't member inch because you got your mind on your leader i'm
on your side you're attacking me for being anti feminist you're out of your fucking mind they eat their own they can't they have blood less they know how to control it you're not trained in fuqing fighting well they're always looking for targets they're always looking for targets in in finding and establishing a target you clearly established that you're better and more virtuous than that person because you find offense in something that they do there not progressive enough and they are part of the problem and so you cast them out or you shut them down or you d platform yes so i think with alex jones they go eight they pointed out when a lot to like do it he said how can sandy hook didn't happen and it's like okay out of my i'm not saying i'm not you but i don't know i guess strawman me into saying i'm saying that ok that's right right not saying this right i just don't see the connection to this i don't see the connection to michael vick killing dogs are not the side of two you shouldn't play football right you haven't made that can action to mean like oh you're saying it's ok to kill dogs no serious why is that job not allowed to do the connection would be if you have a private company
this is where it all boils down to like do you have a right to use their platform so you're not taking alex jones off the internet alex jones still has a website on the internet but if you have if arisha fear dot com all of a sudden becomes twitter right there's there's a separate thing though private company are they allowed and it's private company should you be doing right should you be doing and it's like i with the laws i agree with only a portion of the laws the i think that this is in response to like the type of should that has happened it read it that read it has gotten so fucking out there in many different ways and so like the especially the trump section of reddit like people let them be there they're not doing anything anyway they're not planning attacks but people who if you save you own that company
then you were one of the people that was responsible for trying to sell ads for twitter or for what it with the i don't think twitter has ads but if you had like established guidelines which couldn't couldn't say one of those things would probably be e no hate speech no racism no this know that but you can't promote false conspiracy theories that hurt other people right do you you could get away with saying that right so it's not about so it's kind of like that the the the rose mcgowan thing with techno no it's not about you just can't talk to anybody what is this jamie this is from a and p r interview washington post reporter about all let's read this this is and when i spoke to someone at twitter they said one thing the way it very heavily on them was the way that jones conducted himself outside of a congressional hearing where twitter ceo jack dorsey was testifying about the way
company moderates content online jones specific essentially went after republican senator mark marco rubio interrupted one of his press conferences he yelled at one point as he was trying to leave the building and then he lives in the incident where he was attacking a cnn reporter hurling verbal results at him the video was broadcast on periscope is the live streaming site owned by twitter and so in the minds the company it essentially was too much he had gone too far and so they kicked him off the site yeah i mean i guess if you're talking but you're right it's like sure i guess it's their right but i disagree with them doing it i would like a world where you like we don't in less it's physical harm to someone possibly monetary i like direct monetary harm like i'm stealing from you infringes on your rights then do what you say what you want where it doesn't infringe on your rights keep going well the problem becomes who's to decide what is hate speech exactly who so it's like we don't decide that yeah and who
to decide is is saying in a tom the gore special hate speech right it's it's that that's such a slippery slope from the only way to do it is if you infringe on someone's right you've gone too far if you haven't you have not yelling fire in a crowded theater yeah it's free speech until you like someone is going to get is getting hurt from this or it's very possible they will you can see why they would not just like it might hurt their feeling so make it harder for them to be a kid this world if you say it's like no yeah no i agree but i also that if you are nbc or abc or cbs an someone says things that you feel violate your company's policies right so someone promote some outlandish conspiracy theory about children get shot in parkland really never died and their parents are all crisis actors
paid by the cia psyop and you know this person is on cbs you can fire them right out there now that now is the question but it when the fan finisher so is twitter like cbs because they're both private companies and are the people who are on broadcasting periscope and on youtube are they essentially someone who is i mean you kind of are you working with or for youtube if you're broadcasting youtube i mean how do you look at it like it i don't think so i think it's a private thing and i think i think if you're making a video on how to make a bomb i think the authority should get in there right so you can't do that what if you're making a video about how there's some people out there that are lying about their children being shot same thing that the authorities in if you think it's leading the harm but it's not the company
i don't think you should be allowed if you're you too you don't think you should be allowed to tell someone hey you say a bunch of that's not true and it hurts people quite what's what's your what's the word hurt me well okay if your children were murdered and there's some guy by screaming on youtube that you're a crisis actor and nothing ever happened your kids your kids it's a lie and there's rubber kids in the ground with fake blood and they can prove it notice how hologram you shouldn't be able to remove them from your plan form to remember what's his name from and by the way i'm not arguing yeah i know i know the other portent for people online understand this isn't there the kansas pastor with his name he died kansas past which we talk on the radio once the fish for practice church some baptist church he would go to rules of of fell yeah yeah yeah and he would go there and say the reason your son died is because gays around in hebrew in peace
it's federal that kind of child who died my life bags dot com yeah i do not and these weren't gay soldiers and just soldiers right it's horrible and then other people how to do things like create a blockade around their cars and say give us take it will actually move but the funeral will be over yeah man that's sucky behavior if you can't stop him doing it okay you so what is in the arms of public discourse yet so go to cbs and say that and said like well we can take you down because you've said things that totally untrue right what about the guy who gets caught smoking weed in iowa illegal legal state in alabama could you fired that yeah but a different tank what goes against what we think is okay yeah that's a slippery slope i mean if you're saying are you allowed legally yes of course but more early no i think you're a fuckin' platform for speech so let all the speech in and four chan got written up as this fucking hateful place were really they're just troll
and then one of the best ways to troll is using donald trump there was a really interesting case with four chan that i found preposterous where they trolled shyla booth oh yeah could shyly took down that podcast yes we tested it was great it was great it was great it was hilarious how dare you promote fortune on their hate group and you like that you have to listen yeah you can leave just said that they're not a hate group yeah and you like you i don't like that interpretation you norman donald i'd like you to she did know that lady was black ok you went real with that but still you are you sure you can't say rose in wasn't racist he's like he's not saying racism is okay he goes we're norma saying i don't think she was new that lady was black i agree with your and is not saying pro trump fuck all of you pro trump fortunate saying this will talk with you let's luck with you well they're saying fox shyla booth 'cause he's a goof and they decided to use science and literally they studied the
cars in the sky was amazing amazing troll had someone drive around and beep their horn so they could triangulate the area with this is take the welfare plans are going overhead took the fight yet took the flag down when folks are laying in a day they found it somewhere in the world and the podcast was great and there was no hate involve it had nothing to do with political ideology had nothing do with racism enough to do with hate and people say oh you're supporting fortunate opus fortune sports hitler now listen four chan is just a bunch of people and it's like it they just in the podcast a fortune does not support the other they go trouble people let's a some fucking weird frog for no reason it makes no sense and that's now explain to me where that frog thing came from and like how you just pulled a random thing out well most of that frog thing was was fun yeah and there was a new instances of that frog which were racist or kkk versions or nazi version and then people decided that whole frog
search races biswas abuse all over indonesia as a good luck sign different different case the vast majority of the use of that frog was not races the vast majority was feels bad man yeah it was silly trolling it was just being silly yeah yeah and then there was like you can't let it show cannot let people call up the frog confirm you know npr i think it was npr i guess it might have been i'm not sure what the company was there like it will take it you still have it still on that use radio elaborate allowed okay yeah and they're like sorry about that will take it out i think you're going you too bye i just heard it i thought that was taken downloaded it and then when i went to send people to it i found out on the show on the podcast that had been taken down and i was i think the itunes version is down but you can still get other places but for them to apologize this is meat saying ok you're weak you're allowed to take that down right but for someone else come in and say you can't make podcasts anymore right is like really dangerous point and that could have happened from
if someone had said no we're not going to take it down so in radio app is not hate monger right exactly their support they support four chan four chan support hitler radiolab support yeah i mean this is this is a circular logic so the the answer is you have a strong line unless it's causing direct physical damage to someone you know that everything is allowed well what they were dear that's a horrible day should have been it's a great place to the ocean of never taking that down help they should like the rocky to listen to it and there's a so hard they trolled them how they got together in a trolling we use science use logic these things these are smart fucking people that figure out where that flag was shyla buff that's hilarious was such a good podcast but be wild by the way me talking about it on people like i can't believe you don't get it you know you're fucking
you always have all these white supremacists on are you alright are you this i mean every day people will tweet at me with stupid shit like that and that one podcast me saying how great that podcast was in particular people saying what the fuck is wrong joe rogan and i used to think he was a good guy now i think he's a white supremacist he's a fucking racist he's a kkk person i guess this post one of my favorite books maybe my favorite like use that word favorite but like the fountain head it's ein rand and people go like or socialists you know you know she took fuckin' social security in old age she never did and i'm like ok ok and now it's showing it and i ran all the time myself and then i realize i should never read a book read the fountainhead it changed my life like not even a little bit the direction of my career i stand corrected it an artist as an you got to read it bro but it's it's it's all about how i read a chapter of it like fifteen me a year and a half to read it every chapter i'd sit down i think about it for two weeks when i read the
jordan peterson talks about her as a philosopher he doesn't like her as a although less she's like she's great what what what what about if it shows you a true artist and shows you are a jobber and the chopper yeah like pro wrestling style sort of a summer just like doing it for the money as opposed to a pure like abby abby marten happy harris witcher name which one the journalist abby martin martin she's like oh i don't want to just take money for reporting i want to too real report now yes so she's kind of true artists at least in that moment and none of us can be fully true artists and none of us are really just full job or so we have a little bit of artistic taste even the jobbers have the fucking little bit of like well just some interesting you know the full artist it's just it's almost impossible one hundred ideal but if you can only aim for that if a sponsor says we need i can turn it down to realize like oh fuck i just gave up another foreground
yeah sorry i can't hear you anymore 'cause i hate this that's what fuck you money is all about sort of yeah but this guy didn't have lucky money in the disguise like i'll go back up mike's i'll go back to open mikes you can't take away my ability to freely do this no matter what so read me in terms of like being able to think that way it was really really informative to me but if i just heard these people going fuck her she's a socialist and then you read it oh i'm not getting what you're saying out of this i'm missing this amazing stuff so that people will just self aq four chan's hey congress like you didn't really even you know even listen to what they're actually doing well as soon as you limit new wants and you you you have reductionist ideology right you just want to reduce something that he's racist oh he's hateful always this is that that that is that's where ideas go to die because you you eliminate what is what it is to be human what needs to be a human is to be constantly conflicted to deal with a bunch of different contrary
ideas bouncing around your head left and right all the time you know and if you you want to eliminate the ability to talk to people that you don't agree with boy you're living in fuckin' bizarre bubble because you're not going to agree with yourself five years from now most likely yeah i mean if i hadn't today years ago i'd be like dumb yeah you need to stop thinking this way you need to stop doing this you need to look at yourself more objectively are you with how your life why i think that just this if i mean the fact it was so divisive but like we listen to the side all i'll give the easiest argument to me is abortion where it's like both sides are pro life the idea of life and and both sides are also pro choice not against choice but you know hearing the other side so one side is saying it's a woman's right to choose her body her choice it's like ok but yes it's her body but in a tattoo
you know there's more to it than just her body and then the other side it's like human life like ok yes to life but also this chick has to carry it for nine months it's going to change your whole body or to is it's not just simply it's a life design the going in a baby it's in a human so can you guys actually talk can you guys really talk at own up to like it's no more than just one side ground yeah so the mall took the people with the pro choice or saying no it's a woman's right to choose and the people that are pro life so you know you're killing a baby and if you give up any ground the baby is going to die so i'll tell him to take away a woman's right to have an abortion and then she's going to have to carry a bunch of kids from people that raped her and this is the worst case scenario and extremes on both ends as a booker as a former booker it's someone who do books show that like you need more women it's like oh i'm look at hard but you have to understand that i'm not going to hurt my product over i do want to so i want diversity of opinion on there i want to receive experience i want
australians i want some monk in black people all the saadiq is a far different life experience than i do you know forget about my race just his life experience is way different you know always you can byron bowers both black guys gives a far different world yeah you know so i do want that diversity of experience but i'm not going my problem i can get some shity guy who just was imprisoned doesn't tell a story right so i'll work hard but meet me halfway i will do it but find me qua people so i'll go find pat but i'll go i have to go far for so if somebody cancels on my show and i have five white guys don't be like fuck you look into a little more like i just had two chicks cancelled so meet me halfway now whenever you're looking for diversity as opposed to looking for the best possible product you've got an issue and part of that figure out is some diversity opinion that is but but it should be good there's no reason why the two are mutually exclusive like the idea
there's only a certain limited amount of good ideas that come mostly from white peoples ridiculous right so there's plenty of is that will come from asians and plenty of ideas that come from all sorts of different ethnicities that are also excellent so it's just finding them but when you guarantee that you're going to have five of this in five of that that's when you gonna have a real fuckin' yeah so i had my friends my friend colette said the weather doing in the in the in the business world is they're taking what their industry is the number of let's say men and women forget it black and white and latino whatever just men and women they taking the number of people in the industry and in order to correct uh overuse of of males say or the other way over use of females in like autistic training you know but let's just say in the business world it's seven thousand and thirty make met up
so what you do is they forced you instead of high speed where california is like you must put a woman on your board which means like okay if we just have three board members one left and we have to woman now wait bill gates just became available to work on our board can hiram can't hire him that's my company he got high he's a great guy he's a race yeah so what they said is in order to correct it they will interview at eight ten percent higher rate than the industry number so they'll be exposed slightly to more of the people there under represented and overtime that would correct the issue without hurting any company and here well let me hear why you think you're right for the job and eventually you will hear people like while she was actually really good let's actually hot here or there but if it's still bill it's probably the job the job of him his fuckin' he's got his resume well that's where computer should comes in with this equality of outcome i argument and the equality of outcome argument is a dangerous argument if you guarantee a qual
the outcome but i want to hear a guarantee that women are going to make exactly the same amount as men and so even if the man works harder the women is still going to make the same amount of money let's ridiculous the vice versa come to us yeah sure but with anybody or anything the nfl said you have to interview i mean were predominately black you have to interview interview not hire interview one black candidates before you hire somebody so at least these people get hurt and sometimes you go like that guy was a pretty fucking good let's really consider him and then they get hired a little more until it just shifts the needle like but they only qualified people right would ideally what you would want is no racism right racism no sexism that's ideal and not to have to make some pause for it but we're not in the world that's not where we live but it would be nice that would be what we really want would really want this is never an issue at all you're only getting people that are great at it and that way if if
it was not an issue at all there is no racism whatsoever what you would say is oh look it seems like asian people gravitate towards this it seems like people of this color or this culture rather gravitate towards this activity i wonder why that is instead hey why don't you hire more white people you see it seems like white people are really interested in that johnny the cleaner the cleaners in new york as the berry asian job yes while you're not like we need to hire white people you need to hire black people it's like hi steve job that's one of the care yeah nobody cares but if it was a c e o of large financial institutions you would say this is ridiculous that it's all this no not that ideally would be a fascinating social experiment or a social observation to find out what genders sexual orientation what race what what ethnicities gravitate towards specific jobs if those jobs didn't have
hierarchy of desire right if if there wasn't some jobs are far more desirable yeah i mean the the one of the arguments i had really early on in hollywood was with this guy who is a really nice guy but he was asian and he was saying there's no fucking roles for asian actors this is bullshit and i was like okay should make rolls is like it's not that easy i go i get it i understand it's not that easy but do you think that someone should have right and asian leading man because you have a hard time getting a job right like what should they do how should it does also no rules for ugly people right it's true like what about you know what about people who are dwarfs there's no there's very few jobs for the very few and the one guys kill and what that one guys dominate the game of thrones to that what you do like what what what would you do tech correct that is the question is not whether or not the world is fair the world is not fair there's no five foot tall white
guys are playing in the nba that's not fair either there's weird shit that just happens to be reality like what do you do to correct that and you know he was really adamant that hollywood is racist they're not not hiring asians to be leading men and asians that i'm like okay i see how it would be frustrating for you as an actor but if you're a screen writer and you're a guy who writes a story about a white guy moves into a haunted house and you know he falls in love with this woman they buy a house together in the house winds up being harder and there's monsters you're saying should should someone have to change that to an asian guy so that you get a job also simplistic because it's like it is not not hearing the other the other arguments okay sure back back i could be anybody who feel like i could be any any race right but if me i'm not hollywood i'm a guy making this one movie right and if i cast an asian i'm probably going to make far less money than if i cast a guy who looks
most of the movie ticket purchasers also white guy or a face this person which is not so big picture absolutely so that it's like you want me to correct what holly but i'm not hollywood i'm just this producer but this movie that become that's something that my friend frankie renzulli said to me once he said there's no hollywood right there is no that's what i said about the aids cure the doctors have the cure but they make more they make more money in after treatment got the treatment but i'm like but there's no such thing as doctors the doctors group one doctor had it he would be a billionaire if he just released the cure but this is the main problem with conspiracy theory is that everyone is working together i think that everyone's work
together as a part of some grand thing to keep the knowledge that the world is flat away from the general public like that kind of stupidity but that comes from a lack of understanding of how human beings interact with each other and about how magnificent it discovery so gigantic would be to the one person that exposed it that person keep your mouth shut for what reason what read that's not nonsense i will say with that in mind there is a thing that when you interview a white lady or black to for a job a lot of times you're a pre dispositions towards those race or gender it's going to go like i don't respect you as much as your mind is there i wrote a kind of like dis respect you although i don't think you have the brain that someone who looks different has so now you're like not letting them get the part or get the job they would have gotten the part
with so garbage yeah the part doesn't work but the job because like really you're smart no way a woman's going to do the best job get the funk out whenever you see like an actor who goes on to write and direct his own thing like what most actors are fucking idiots when you see what's actually intelligent like i would not expect that from you and then have it also with race and gender so that you do want to correct yes well that's what billy bob thornton did with sling blade he could get jobs made his own so we decided to have this crazy character i'm going to swingers exactly jon favreau they decided to make his own movie rocky yeah mean sort of we just make sure he played on the road and you wrote it yeah but you did go to a major yeah studio but did you see you can't mandate creativity creativity is a different element because like it look how many books a stephen king written about maine yeah like it's every other book it's about maine you can't tell him he can't write a book about maine because people from kenosha wisconsin or upset
i think that your you know your location ist but i do like what they do in the uk in there like the first year of black mirror which is uk based they don't they just let black guys play roles it's not they're not playing black person they're just like there's mixed race couples there they're just people their way further along the way our terms that and says our social consciousness of books like ice in general they don't see race as much the your biggest english english you know well they said they see they say indians and pakistanis so like that they see that race really hard still we actually probably see that less but in terms of black and white there were just way more like just people right that's interesting yeah because they don't have a history of slavery like we didn't make this is laura stopped earlier i'm not sure i mean way back at the more and in short spare but like i don't know it's just not as bad as us right for whatever reason i'm not really sure the causes but then people black guys can just play a role he was an argument about that with with black mirror that i i've
sounds kind of silly similar saying oh i'm upset about a black mirror because it's like every show has woman lead in every chicago step away and look at the shows their fucking fantastic yeah that that's right so good yeah why do you but that someone who is so upset by this whole idea of diversity and enforce diversity that they're looking for it even when it's not relevant because the actual work itself is so good so like you shouldn't say the new ghostbusters suckers all women who just had a new ghostbusters suck because no one was calling for a remake of it right and it sucked or star wars the new star wars like when you had carrie fisher and laura dern were like the major generals and you like what this doesn't even work like maybe it doesn't work because it wasn't written well and because they didn't really pull it off but you're telling me you couldn't
some bad chick like sigourney weaver when she was in aliens who dominate the film nobody gave a that she was the lead i would look out because it was a good he was so good the blonde chick is from game of thrones perfect yeah and sources yes there are so i was like oh yeah whatever it's like no one thinks of them is women they just like strong characters yeah omar from the wire who was gay and black no one cares right because it was like you nailed it yeah but then how do you do it yeah you have to likes like not see it and black who's going to be great in this and also give a representation of you can't make all the gangsters white because be unrealistic right well you know i mean we've seen this in comedy too right we see there's a difference between in force diversity and people who just happen to be diverse but are brilliant sure and we've seen this where what they're trying to inform course like certain aspects of the same mustaches you're going to make your product worse yeah well we i mean
how many times have we seen this and people will say hey you know why aren't there more women at the comedy store why aren't there more this why is there more that whoops oh yeah that lady who said like when he comes only got three spots last month explained that like wait what you're doing is accusing but if you're actually asking why do it comes and get three spots last month is because whitney cummings called in for three spots last month yeah she gets every spot she wanted she tell you that if you asked her face she's one of the ones whose car wash over you yeah you don't get glenn and not get a spot there certain people get the spots they want yeah so she's one of them yeah so the answer is she busy she has yeah exactly the answer is causing sexism there well that's nonsense though that that kind of thinking almost always comes from people who suck if you look at their art they are almost always bad that's just a fact they want the quality of those kind of leaves about this recently it's not new it made me realize something then cook a pig people like all he's good looking and there was a bunch of
you guys who weren't killing every set like doing was and know we're going there must be a reason other than it on me right why i'm not as big as him yeah how about the good looking thing that's off may i no control over that and it's really like do that kills nineteen times out of twenty and you kill two out of twenty yeah like can you possibly say it could be based on that but it's the people that are complaining almost never doing well anyway so this is why they complaining are they i mean what what's what's going mean you're not going to hear certain people you can hear bill there are complaining about other people doing well said it goes in i mean black comics who do well they're all successful hugely you guys if you're doing well onstage consistently as a black comic there's no question you'll be you'll be doing a little be making doctor money he didn't say that but like but that's what it is yeah well the comedy in many ways is very very egalitarian in that way the lawsuit on yeah you you mean to
you are what you are either you're really funny are you not in this black rooms black comma so just some things like so i mean that doesn't relate certain white audiences like i just can't figure it out but those rooms for them that the mexican rooms where they do have to punch lines in spanish that wouldn't play your comedy store but it would play in certain audiences when diaz used to do miami he would do spanglish who would have his punch lines being spanish people would follow rocking chair laughing if they understood it and if you were awai guy who didn't swear foot luck good luck jump out a window there was another thing to your dirty that's why he's successful it's like it's a big man just start crushing and it won't be an issue yeah well that was a nonsense issue too like i don't want to follow someone dirty yeah why not yeah why what difference does it have yeah but this idea that like i'm not because of reasons not new just realized this is been going on as a reason to be like
me why am i doing well yeah and it does it is i think the real sexism especially for women is having to work with a bunch of people that are trying to you all the time especially i think at open mikes when you're already ready to quit anyway yeah your back ready to quit and now this these creeps around and there's no one to talk to and therefore have crazy a coffee shop on the homeless for real yeah people line up for open mikes there's a judge five percentage of them that out of their fucking minds so if you're some girl who already feels horrible around men to begin with because you're smaller and you know then of your a target for sexual there's no like manager to go talk to the heaviest guys talking can you walk into my cars no rules no sign up there's thirty other people sign up you wait around for your name to be called if you're lucky get three minutes and you're still no matter what five years away making a dollar sounds like you know what funk it i'm done if mary lynn cup today gets harassed she's not going to quit still making money
right you know she might not come to the store anymore if nobody does anything about it but people would do something there's a place to go to for like how you need to get rid of this guy this audience member can't come anymore and that's just comedy i mean with any job and like i said we'll issue worth well also with men men are fucking stupid ok if you talking with a man and you're nice that man he assumes you want to fuck them cuz this out is evolution or someplace yeah we're monkeys my arm and it's like i mean for the next two days so if a woman is like kind to a guy and get some coffee that guy thinks she wants to suck his dick 'cause he's stupid because this is more program we're programmed to think that women who are nice to us if that woman is attractive she must be sending a unless you want sexual attention he can't just be some completely platonic workplace
patient that's not possible because eight hours a day when your work when someone else you develop feelings and thoughts and ideas about that person to realize that we're not we're doing the nasty show in montreal and there's always young interns some of them women and you know young people are cuter than old people to tell you i'll stand by you can barely once you get out of it so i can talk to every magazine and you get this idea near there a week early from everybody else and that's starts way earlier so you pretty much you only english speaking show while the french stuff is going on and these interns come out and you're like oh i think i can think one of them and then hit me like oh wait there's also male interns who are also showing up to the shows and you're like oh they're all just comedy fans and i'm reading in these wind flirting because there coming when they're exhibiting the exact literally the exact same behavior as the men who are coming right coming to like i want to hang out with comedian yeah
and they might want hookah they might not but i'm sing something on them only because of their gender and then it's like ok step back you can't talk any of these people right yeah and that's must be what it is like if you're the manager of an office and there a cute woman who works for you and a guy who's fat and gross and their boy exhibiting the exact same friendly behavior towards you you don't assume the fact i want to suck your dick right and then and then also it's like if you can still hook up but they have to do work the underlying has to do all the pushing you even though i don't think you can in an office environment i think of the underlying keeps pushing then you could push they had to push you could be like what are you doing this weekend everybody and thank you for movie want to come like i'm sure anybody else want like you have to like really not push and put them in that position yeah and there's people going to advantage of that on both sides yeah and even female side there's a friend of mine who works at vice and uh he
talking to me about this woman who is making these like really obvious partitions well advances she was trying to have sex with him and he contacted one of the other guys that he works with that is also there and he's like do not fuck her like she is upwardly noble like what she was doing is trying to fuck her way up to the top she did it to this guy and she called sexual harassment on him after she flirted with him and then there's wrecks anthony did one of those people some fucking some advance she shouldn't have and some since when people are political some people are very calculated in some people are sociopaths and they exist with vaginas they exist with penises just this is part of being a person there's some people that are just bad people but there's also some women who like power and that's not wrong either and so it's like oh you're a manager right it's justifiably makes me want to fuck you a little more and so that's ok too yeah
women also the like being in power and we hate those women but we don't hate the men who like to be in power that's a weird thing to like a woman to run shaped like this crazy bitch want to run everything where is a guy who mister unce it seems totally normal yeah i will say it's a bigger wrong it's like what are you most likely want to avoid you know and it seems bigger wrong for someone to have to like worry about getting fucking not just being able to do their job versus oh this chick wants us the next want to get ahead yeah well that's easy to avoid is for the guy it's there's no physical threat yeah you know easier than ever thank god bless america like look at my house grabs like and you could and did it anytime you want it's not complain stop it i mean unless you're like really a mess and you know do you vulnerable psychologically physically all the above your aaron aberration yeah you're an operation yeah yeah
'cause i don't know how to correct it but like we were lucky we don't have to work with people all day man beat people in a fuckin' office environment that are working around people all day and people have some weird shit and then you go to the company his party and some guy who works with your wife says some creepy shit to you 'cause you know he's been like he's been covering your wife behind your back and you know he wants her and you know he's he talk shit about you do to her and she tells you and that kind of shit is so normal man because you think about how many hours are in a day you have twenty four hours in a day eight of 'em you're sleeping ok so how much time is commuting how much time is work most of your day is at work so your life is not with your spouse you might not hook up with them but you're interacting with them and then it did
fortunate away yeah we do you think with people sometimes talk about me to go too far but let's talk about for a second let me to go on the right level do you think we don't work in office jobs were just guessing right you think sex harassment or down now and last think men who are creeps are probably a little more cautious i remember after them see a video people all over it makes for calling each other out on it yeah and occasionally it was a question of it went too far were like you stole that joke from his active we both talked about the same movie you're trying to write me off my whole career off because i talked about uh you know whatever dance with wolves and so are you but your thing was about the native americans your thing was about the fuckin' it you know the dog they had and so sure once you are here there but was nice where it like it was no longer acceptable to steal jokes yes and it wasn't just something we're going to tolerate right it's gotta be like that too with this me to stuff it's no longer acceptable to fuckin' patent
exactly blackboard or just wanted and everyone else even the guys like dude no did i could imagine being a man wear rather the opposite i could imagine being a woman working for a man who wanted to fuck me an me getting raise me getting some sort of upward movement in my career ended up on this person making a decision and this person is always trying to fuck me it would be discussed and that's what a lot of women have to deal with all day long and that's only one step of it how about the fucking bill cosby step how about you right your drink alone detroit drink that's a reality with a lot of women that's not a reality with you or me when i was trying to rape us
i mean there's a lot of ship that women have to think about that we don't have to think about a lot many many many many many many many things it is interesting this now is all coming up like what how many of you had some damn work it's worse than i thought alot of it too 'cause like you just want to believe the best thing in the world and people and so when you like this act like now all that can happen that much it's not like you're the problem you're not doing it you just don't i believe it's possible removed from some kid can get chopped up by some you know some monster right now right remove we don't see it as much as not directed us to live in fuckedup worlds men are world is everybody smokes pot almost everybody drinks you know everybody is a deviant everybody is impossible for them to have a regular job every single one of us that successful as a comic it's virtually impossible for any of us to have ever existed in an office environment and survived yeah we're too fuckedup
but we're perfect for comedy you know what i mean so like us us talking about office politics in office environments are still revive individual idea really what it is full that's why i think it's funny when people say like talk about louis or something where it's like it was a comedy festival so is it his other job but it's like oh no no no you just don't understand what country is public safety issue if it was a workplace then then you would have to say like by the way actually do people do coke at the work place right now job people actually consensually phuc during work yeah i don't work place like that happens to the lot of pot smoking at our workplace yeah like it's not it's not it's not work place has a designated pot smoking place and now where we are in the green room can't funk with anybody but you can't you can't smoke yeah it's not it's not a workplace
it's not well it says you should still have the right to safety but in a workplace well and you should it's all would like here's the thing like say if you are tom and christina no you're married together yeah you could say in the green room absolutely lock the door and who is going to stop you so you can fuck at the work place yeah yeah you could that's not an issue be this girls coming but you can't if you know you're the manager and she's a secretary and you put in the office to get fired for that even if it's your wife you know do that now the real work you have a cat warrant fuckit work when were kids got fired because that not allowed what do you do at work from eight and they were like we caught you on camera but so is that a problem i didn't realize trying to lie his way out of it yeah well i think
people listen to more and slow and i think it's the conversation gets sidetracked when you you you hit on punishment too much when someone people get on punishment with this person needs to go away and take him to get back to the fucking same thing with michael vick it's when you're talking about whether he should lie football it's like now you've sidetracked me from just saying don't kill dogs yeah i'm on your side but like oh now you sidetracked me to go now he should be allowed by football that has nothing to do with it let's just get back always to the argument like let's make it safer for checks in the workplace let's not let a black eye not get hired when he's deserving were you know let's fix that stuff the punishment side as you can still talk about but not when you're emotional i think one thing that we've come within this conversation is jobs suck do so no one should have them because if you have them people want to fuck you that you work with yeah i think that's the that's the solution when it's like i need to shut up it's like oh well then we can't help you or hurt
wow those people are just the there's friends there's loud fringe people like that you know i does one one of my favorite tweets i saved for its from this feminist woman that said all all white males are trash and less proven otherwise well we're not going to help so well good luck unless proven otherwise is that's a ridiculous way to look at things and what if a man's that all women are constantly proven otherwise that's a bad person well it's also like the answer to i don't know why it have been charged forever is not fuct these people over who i wasn't here forever why people just need to stop talking yeah and it's like ok but the answer is lack of racism yes complete lack even in judging white people even in judge white males even in using white males in a position of power like this should be no racism there should be no discrimination and people should that presidential candidate early early last time and i had a you
lives matter you haven't heard about it yet you know he goes job what he was super aggressive like of course black lives matter all lives matter hi yeah i'd like to cancel logo for that's a slogan for the other side and they're like wrote him off and he's like how does it know butcher three words summation of the whole argument yeah black lives matter or all lives matter bernie sanders said black lives matter and he said why and people call your super progressive we love you bernie you're playing by the rules that we've established and you saying the things that we make you say yeah well of course all lives matter but black lives matter well so to yellow lives matter also it's too it's too crazy to it doesn't work as a slogan if you go hey we need to figure out why black people getting shot at a higher rate in their percentages than white people by cops so we need to like curb that immediately we didn't make it somewhere where you can actually trust the police to represent you all and not have a fear of them it's like that's not a slogan throughout right but if you said that then note was
we have to worry about capital like we were just talking behind that super deep and complex conversation about systemic racism and communities where like in baltimore they literally established zones where black people couldn't buy homes yeah i'm not going to come up to three words this is you've got giant cultural issues that should be addressed on literally the a nationwide scale like we're interested in building nations and helping people in afghanistan and the giving aid to saudi arabia and all these different we're all fill in the blank with whatever it is how the are they not fixing the south side of chicago yeah i mean how the are they not fixing baltimore how they're not going to compton flint to form it was the only goddamnit elon musk has to step in and say he's going to fix your water and by the way you and i we have no idea about the back story to it and how to
we have now is our plan is worth so just worthless and no solutions were either neither one of us have any skin in the game we're talking out of our house but but i'm not doing anything really wrong to people who are not hurting anybody but if we want to look at things objectively that is a real valid argument real valid point of discussion like sure black lives matter but you know what else matters really bad communities that have been bad for decade after decade after decade in there not be address by any politicians they're not being addressed any community leaders no one is coming in and saying hey before we do anything involving any other country we've got to fix all the problems we have right here and they can be fixed that can be fixed and it might take decades it might take years i don't know how long it's going to take but it's not going to be fixed
all if we do nothing right i mean if you we we've we've that's also part of this are going to go so far as the pendulum is here we want it back in the middle so it's just have to swing a little too far to come back when we're talking about me too and and so harassment and rape and all this stuff i think one of the things that we're dealing with is information distribution of information is occuring at a rate that's unprecedented it's never been like this before and i think there's a real step that's going to happen with human beings where you're not you're going be able to literally read minds and this is it happened through some sort of emerging with humans and technology elon musk believes it's going to be this thing that he's he's releasing something in the next few months called neural link and this neural link is going to somehow or another increase the bandwidth between call in information at a rate that's going to literally change what a human being is and
he was explaining it was very vague but you know when you're talking about a guy like elon musk and the insane ideas that he has bounced around inside it's fuckin' robot brain i believe i believe this is one step just like no one could have could ever predicted the internet in nineteen sixty no one ever would have thought other than i think malcolm mcluhan had right some some people out some owners of those yeah some people at some ideas of of what what could possibly happen but no one no average person saw this coming and i think no average person's gonna see these next stages of integration between human beings and technology and one of them is going to be some sort of a translation device some sort of translation device that translates not just languages but thoughts and a
reversal language that is it defies economic boundaries boundaries geographic boundaries something that everyone's going to be able to understand like the real problem with tower of babel argument is that you know some talking in bangladesh and someone's talking hannah someone's talking america just saw so many different ways of saying things it's too hard to understand the mall no one knows all the languages and also the new wants oh yeah there's so much translated the stranger in first sentence is and it's in french i think but it's it's mother died yesterday or the day before i can't be sure and they had to have that's about shoes mother shoes mom should use mama like which one is the actually meaning friend to not just get like a sterile one but i could i can normalize once again i think it's it's beyond just
translation so yes ago heard and i think this is one of the giant problems with whenever you're dealing with nationalism whenever you with this idea of the other that someone from another place is different than you kids in yemen's lives don't matter nearly as much as i don't know well see i'm not getting higher sure flames coming is a perfect example because there drones to missiles into a country that we're not even supposed to be a war with kids errors yeah not insurgency six year old little girl dead that times one thousand right but if one died 'cause like but it's not it's not ok it's not happening in chicago or san francisco so we're just not drones launching into the e village so because that's not happening we don't think of it as a concern of ours yeah and this i think these hurdles
these are informational hurdles as much as their geographical hurdles and their land turtles and these are these are hurdles of understand and i think as our realm of understanding expands and we get understanding of the idea that we really are just human beings in different places and that you are different than me and i'm no different from some kid who lives in china and they were all just human beings and whatever differences are they pale in comparison to our similarities and also the random chance that you were born in maryland and i was born in new jersey on to randomness and this idea that you take pride in that is so foolhardy and so ridiculous and the idea
that somehow another were on some sort of a tribe and this is something that human beings little cling to for security and safety and we go with tribe left and try bright and we go with try progressive and tribe conservative and we go with tribe american tribe canada and tried mexico it's all foolishness and i think as technology expands that will be more an more preposterous and you're starting see this with even though the way people view religion if you want at people from just a few decades ago how many people in this country thought they were how many identified as atheist it's quite a bit less than today quite a bit more or identify with today because you start understand more about religion there's google people can and bill maher and sam harris we're actually talked about this in a podcast recently because they were talking about the tenth anniversary of religulous bill mahers documentary and they made a really good point that google came along and when google came along people are allowed
how to then research the history of mormonism where they never really before i think oh wait he was fourteen and one thousand eight hundred and twelve actually in joseph smith was just a kidney made up a bunch of find me a fourteen year old it's not full of shit and that's way more impressive and then and and many of the you know many of the chapters in the bible when people look at the difference between the new testament testament and who wrote it and why and and how many pass ages were removed in edited by human being so like how we you decide the work of god like what gets to be released and what's not yeah to all that stuff is it it's an ounce of it's kindling for the fire of enlightenment and in that fire spreading and i think that it's an informational tool and these at this yeah i thought i might meant is is
it's bad term fire enlightenment but nobody was red when you realize it's like me too when it really does get out like wow i didn't realize how bad it had gotten and we think about how many women you you like they were talking about this long time ago you like come on yeah and like many hon relax honey the exact like bats okay and i like flock i guess it is really bad well the kana beach areas that's the thing i remember hearing about that when i was at newsradio yeah i was is a thing like i guess i don't know maybe think about it like in terms of real terms at level person actress yeah or if that was my sister who went through that or my mom that's another season two will try to put myself in the place i'm pretty good at like i mean you see me tell stories i got worked up i can put myself in the place i was or you know imagine something pretty pretty good and so so it's like yeah if we just sister your mom or girlfriend or wife daughter going through it like i think oh you know it's just so mad but then the same
when i hear about like i don't know like louis and it's my sister is like told like he did what he is it alright with it all read like you read cubes how many were gray yeah so it's like right yeah i try to put in this position is best ok it's still don't have to go through it if it's wrong but like there's levels but also it's like getting back to it's like you really here well stuff now and you're like whoa but there's also in terms of someone like louis there's gotta be a road to redemption and this is one of the problems with people that are so fucking angry is that they don't think there's any redemption they want michael could rewrite election in a way never play again but the michael vick thing is different what is michael vick tor richard and murder didn't murder eagle birdie also went to jail should feel or you don't see to the crime that the state said you would need to
this fall right did he served his time he lost his freedom for four years yes yes so his job that he had before has nothing to do with it but it does come down to people going i and i'm not through with you suffer yeah okay center with leslie dill think it's a different i'm not angry with you suffer you represent killing evil to women torturing different do you represent evil to women just because you beat off his are representative of leper they're not of course it is cooper but like not even that i don't think but like like a pervert i guess what are you i don't know man sexually deviant hang out with two girls who are like talk sorry for two days ago on drinks with on the circuit let the idea it's like i think about the coming of a threesome and like that's not enough reason to go for it's a are right i anymore signs like you say you want to go out for drinks and they do it's like still no it's not enough versus signs like yeah you're right you're right oh i know all about my hotel room that's usually pretty universal sign
and they're coming there came to my hotel room no that's not enough you're right you're right you're right all these signs not not enough tell you what i'll just ask outright can i fucking jerk in front of you and they said yes no that's still not enough what are you talking about well here's the so no not creeper but he represents things to people just like roseanne represented trump when she said the character voted for trump in next the show so because presented of evil gets women they go just get rid of that representative right and they're not seeing him as a human being that people actually know that is a human as a person not only that if someone says yes if you ask can i beat in front of you and they say yes and then never say no no i was just kidding just kidding just leave the yes out there is this we're done here we're done did you see us ok so if a girl says can i can i play with my pussy in front of you and you go yeah and then she doesn't go well that was fucking
testing and i can't believe this happened and i'm going right to the press like wait a minute did you say yes yeah ok here's something is if this is an aggressive ang the person who traps you to room you've got thrown away you can get out the only way you can get out of this room you let this guy beat off in front of you and you fearful of your life people don't really most people don't really care i saw him on stage laugh like crazy yeah they were so happy and when he goes like i'm just going to jokes tonight everyone's like fuck yes yeah just do jokes jokes we just want to see what we loved about two years ago ten months ago yeah and michael vick would just kiss you throw we're done with that you did your crime or we still hate you with michael richards how you got your job he just got he just yelled out racer shirt but like but like nobody nobody thought nobody likes him
stage but i think yeah you're right so it's like i'm missing about lewis is you know there's got to be some path of redemption for everybody for everybody i mean human beings vary wildly bill cosby no not go up at a prison talent show no no no it's over pick kevin open up in prison no greg i'm kidding that's what i look until you see the connection to what he did for this job you know i mean if you pete rose bet on baseball he heard the job he was doing so that you like you can't be in baseball anymore because you over baseball but any suck over baseball by betting on it yeah he they show he like probably through some games for him go he like uses relievers in situations wouldn't have that he can't use him tomorrow because he flipped over baseball so
base i don't know anything that's has shut its doors to you right if you steal jokes yes you may be there is a path to redemption maybe but you over jokes well you oct over other comments so you've talked over the experience you're talking about getting back to you but not guy can go to the supermarket yes can work at another job because there's nothing you haven't to show me a connection to another job see the thing about the joke stealing thing and this is where it gets really really we're word is there's no real punishment other than people deciding they don't like you 'cause you're a joke thief and that is the real punishment like that i might consider ticket sounds like no no what i'm saying is it's different than someone who steals cars right someone steals it is a pleasure set up yeah you go to jail to legal as someone steals jokes like you basically done the same thing your stolen a thing you know that thing ethereal the thing award of you've a little different because you can still do your jokes for sooner kerr you car
i have a car no no no no no if somebody goes on in front of you like we know men see it did yeah and does your headline disclosing that i'm a heartless to with you he would do closing bits about was freddie with bobby once and he was like you're going to love it or he would flock with bobby populated but it wasn't a steel yeah it was defunct with bobby but he said you gotta love this guy he's so funny and body all he wanted was freddie support he looked up to him so hard you could never get it our love is this guy does this joke about selling corn on the side of the road was like bianconi corner yells so good he has his little bit about about his details bits he would just tell the end punchline is a terrible thing to happen he was walking with him but he wasn't doing to gain himself only to hurt bobby and only in one moment that i ever saw but it was like fuck you
i'm a bad in the area i mean they were bitter enemies it was i was a bitter enemies found out riding writing them out to somebody long time before does does the arguments wait yeah it's done but like they hated each other back then mmhm freddie hated bobby bobby ojeda back only because the thing about people getting caught it's like the punishments re although it's almost better than going to jail yeah it's like we don't we we know about you now not only do we know about you now but the public knows about him now and the disdain is palpable and it's real and you see it not just with him not to submit see a but there's a few of them and you can tell a difference too between somebody going back i took that guy's joke versus back i takes jokes you know i mean that that's a package at that's out there that's real right but doesn't quite stick as much as like
we all just know that guy steals jokes right you know yeah well it's not possible like imperial it's like over and over again like it's such a clarity to in the difference between the jokes they come up with on their own and the jokes that they steal and sure you can keep going up you can still sell theaters so your punishment is we know about you can you cancel out theaters though that's what happens to them eventually but a lot i'm still do name one drink oh continue to sell it theaters while he does it things start but died off eventually but a lot of people die off to but during while it was happening and there was no real he's still doing massive numbers mincio still doing living better than most a level comics even out right now you mean even right now actually he still makes more money than than mike that he only does you know that really good comes in big j does you know published a much more money than i do to be honest
i'm doing a score is i've ever done but like so it's like if you have a choice is a good athlete your honor is you'll never get the respect of your peers that's a big deal with us you know it's not quite and i were talking about this in the back of the comedy store who's talking about a bunch of shady was going through and splitting up and all this at eagles listen at the end of the day all i give a fuck about do i the love and respect of my peers yeah and those guys don't have it and it fucking drives him crazy and so there's a punishment you can take jokes and do whatever but like i never going to look up to you and that's what you want yeah nobody hates laree nobody hates larry cable guy think he's like game but nobody hates him larry the cable guy it's a great great guy he's way right one one more story father god yeah this is a really mmm podcast is kind of not but it is but that's really sad everyone's walking podcast is always like that though i did this thing you help
like organized a little bit or arranged in my head where i was really stoked on the xp la people have with medical marijuana and i said it's not fair that other people can have this experience of taking these breath strips are a ufc how great it is and i was like i'm going to have an event called hunt for the edible oh no and i i'm going to hide marijuana have a scavenger hunt at first i thought like have some clues and it'll come to me i'll give it to him like a couple do that and come to you in like the point good point i gotta hide this so i would i'd drama drugs but don't need marijuana one time mushrooms but i got at ufc's i have access to a beforehand we went to the mgm if for the wayans half it was shut down to the other half i could just walk through freely and i would hide it with tape these breath strips
to somewhere the first one is underneath the bathroom sink in a fucking in one of the bathrooms and draw clues twitter release them every five minutes planned out ahead time with one was like if you want to get high go up a level and was like ok people will like run up people got into it they run levels and then until this guy was like i think it's right here this bathroom sink then he looked under it undid it had a note in there with the proper dosage no i don't i don't want to anybody over it and it became such a fun fun time i got it was doing the powers that be knew about it and said nothing it's a plausible deniability i don't know i don't care where did i promote it no i tell people i don't think so yeah so how how do you think they knew about it later i might have mentioned it on the podcasts or something but he was so one for me
and i would do it over and over again and then i would go back i remember looking times where i would go i would tape it to like a pillar somewhere i like the pearl and i would go to see if it's found in order for usher go like i was looking at he didn't know i was wondering who hit it you know he you just go what you're looking for is no longer here because i guess a bunch of people kept coming to this pillar and they would follow the clues no one said angry usher it someone said it's bound now cut the game later i want to delete all the clues i'm not looking to fuck over the cops or anything like that but it was so fun one time nobody found and as i was leaving like still here i'm fucking taking it off using myself but that high two of 'em underneath the falcon fire extinguisher something like that now one time um somebody found it and then came down not like right behind me and chandra and then these these ushers
security guards came and found the guy and said hey i need you to come with maine and they took him out and i was like fuck he kept his mouth like it was just going in front of me and i sat there for about thirty seconds and i was like i gotta go standard i gotta go fucking i turn myself in on this wow yeah and she was like well i'm i'm not letting this fucking kid do i gotta say like now i'll figure it out and then i went up there and they're like oh they're just moving our seats because purpura signal rockets were fine right now they're all that got that didn't you get busted in like minneapolis or something at the mall of america that wasn't a ufc at the mall of america i go you just doing it outside you have sure people would be pretty well actually never did much mushrooms was in was in winnipeg was not at ufc was just that comedy shows but ufc experience was so fun for me to give these people the drugs that i took
i want you to experience this heavily blown out on weed experience tonight me and ds get to do and it was fun spread that joy it really was fun when my face convert memories of this ufc wonder if you could do that again now that it's totally legal who maybe you're right california and nevada they're both legally legal legal legal massachusetts legal legal wow there's a bunch dates now you know and now all of canada all of kim all right canada went whole hog i could do it again canada salute you bad mutherfuckers yeah finally coming through and that's a beautiful thing they did they made legal one hour one hour before the first guy got pulled over smoking weed this car probably right now as it was it was an hour after was filling a glass again but the don't do that but we before you get in the car you maybe a month stupid don't be ridiculous yeah but that was on my favorite memories of
sees having that thing we had some good god damn times when it was funny that it took me a long time to figure out that i could combine the ufc and comedy yeah i remember you take in this with us a few times and then i was like do why are we doing nothing on friday nights i know what you mean like schedule show can you schedule a show yeah i mean we're going to guest spot somewhere yeah let's just make a couple bucks what did we do how do we start doing it i think honestly when we did like the pearl or something court mccown would be like if you want to come in and do a set you can like like dom irrera right like senses like come to september smoking cigars with me you him kevin james and just like the common bar thus far i hated those clubs but those common bars were the best were great and we were but we could around we didn't get mobbed yeah and then eventually i was like hey instead of just doing an occasional guest spots why don't we do clubs and the clubs we get full remember god tori doing something maybe in omaha
so having a midnight friday show can we do that you don't want bump anybody right but then you would schedule it it's in months out so nobody was scheduled yeah and then theaters just one night anyway and it was it came like we're not wasting time doing these fun ufc stuff we're actually working if you ever want to do this again man we could do some it became harder as a star headlining to be like i got to give up time now to go to that for one time it was you like can you come to dallas you know the six shows that are important to you it might not be the most money or anything but it's important to you um case in point i went in to do the wilbur my first time doing the wilbur you know and that was one of the ones i remember you doing the opening for you when i'm doing two shows at the wilbur like this is i want to show boston important comedy city yeah so then i was like i need to get like a really good opener just somebody i got joe list was like your headliner i need you to open for me and luckily he been open for lewis and his schedule became clear
lucky for us that i opened ever so lucky for us this but yeah and you like you had this show in dallas and you're like can you do it like i'm doing the fuckin' san francisco comedy festival like how much you get paid i honestly like four hundred dollars it's not about that i agreed and i'll give you five thousand dollars i'll cancel now when i get off the phone right now and i'll go ahead and finish line you do it 'cause it would be more fun yeah there's that too it would be more fun i mean we've had some fucking fun times and last and when i talk to people about the role of the god the rule is lonely the roads are like you doing it wrong yeah supposed to do with your best friends do some fun ship with it i try to stay later on sunday and go hiking if it's like oh yeah if it's cold new york and i'm in austin fuckin' stay in the warm a little bit do something fun that's a good move but yeah but your friends is the number one different thing man you know the
first thing we did that was too big it was too much trouble that's too much work is too hard to organize and get everybody getting too much pressure on me 'cause i don't wanna deal i just want you to be an administrator to with these people even two openers or two acts with me it's too much work one person is the only reason you brought a second opener because one over there were so irresponsible you couldn't trust it be there he was so brilliant that i refuse to not hire him whatever i could work with the obvious answer is get someone else but you're like now i'll get a buffer in case well my feeling on d is is always it like i have a special i've always had a special place in my heart for him 'cause i he reminded me so show my friend johnny johnny be from new york who taught the pool player yeah i knew what joey we was seizes brilliant guy who had a really hard time with reality with with with life with civilization he was just but in those moments of brilliance he was worth everything to me so i was like look
i'm going to try to do with this guy is i'm going to try to somehow or another cuz i had i was in mainstream i had a television show women's health clubs that i could headline i'm like i'm going we did bring this guy into the world and i'm going to show him how i do it and i'm going to like indoctrinate him i'm going to i'm going to you know me he's older than me and i respect him and i'm not like a mentor to him but i am someone who was more advance in comedy and but was a giant fan of joey diaz i was like i just want to figure out a way where you can work for this guy because i know if this guys is out there hustling and and being crazy and coke it's just going to go off the rails like whatever i can do to an and i think it helped him that someone who was established stab
a guy who legitimately me didn't give a fuck what he did i wanted him to be let it be himself want to be okay let the wild with what i'm going to be fun i i don't care i never cared about what went on i wanted i wanted fun for everybody like that was in was important for me that i be the only one that that's one of the biggest poisons ever with comics be the only funny one around the headliner i'm the only one who kills and you guys are doing too well or you guys are doing too much time for me it was i go have fun where here to party this is a policy point denver once when i i mean i just had way too long with just me and you i think i did forty four minutes and red bands like to do like forty five minutes no i did not for just didn't realize things like you did i'm like there's no way i did twenty five or thirty such a good club the commodores and it goes i recorded it on video i can show you the starting point in the ending point and he did and i was like oh fuck i've told you this before but i was like dude i'm so sorry that was way wrong like no
matter i like now i'm really i'm really sorry but no it didn't matter i'm like no but i shouldn't do that you know you killed and then i went up and killed you haven't made a connection to me where it does actually matter doesn't we both killed why is it an issue if it goes off the rails one time and you go along like who gives a yeah that's not consistent that one it's just that the whole thing to tell all of us should be we have the process try some have fun and the audience has a great time that's what i all that's all i wanted and the like and to have also that stand up wasn't something that i had to do for money like stand up was almost like supplementing the hot weather was newsradio money or fear factor money it's like i had all this money that i i could my bills were okay i
it's ok i don't have to think about it so i didn't worry about getting kicked out of clubs i didn't worry about not getting booked like so watt like we're here to have fun and we rolled through the entire country like that and it worked out it was fun god damn dude we had the time of our lives when you look back if we look back as you know senior citizens at the fucking the rare great times that we had consistently all across the country the offset stuff stuff gray for me on stage was getting more stage time then i would get in la and i was getting this weird exposure to an actual good crowd where i could like experiment pausing i wouldn't be afraid of losing crowded by shows you doing one slash two hour consistently two shows a night starting michelle she just went to a wolf she just went to work for the first time and i was like oh how is it shows it's not fair they're laughing at setups it's just too good it doesn't make sense and like it's a victory lap
should enjoy it and then i remember like i think that might have been the first time i went with brogan was an i was doing so well that he's like oh you're coming with me again it was almost like like it was unfair showcase canal doubt why already knew you were funny meeting with first place but i was like this is the perfect club for anybody to try out and 'cause it's so sad like a wind assisted you know with heavy gusts of wind right it's almost like you have a yeah yeah oh they were fun yeah we had a great fucking time dude but it works look i mean look how all the people went with us whether it's ds or dunkin or you or segura there murdering now all over the country murdering doing quite well if i was a talent scout do not be one hundred percent no you would not think are okay
ok i'm going to write down and put it under the got damn close you have a great percentage the people that i was in one hundred percent on they failed themselves but they also have the potential to be and then it's on them well discipline is something that a lot of people lack man it's not very very unfortunate and we're seeing it right now bert kreischer you're behind by one thousand points mother fucker can i promote it before we go doing a lot of reading of the of the the danish o'neill in new york november eleventh of the screen play a role in college been hearing about this horrible hide cast on sober up trouble when you're walking running or it is god damn awesome i'm so angry and full so it'll draw locking had larry yeah you're my favorite when you're angry angry ari is my favorite part when you're so fucking furious that's that's my favorite art and then i got a european door coming november and november 16th starts in looking at ends november december ninth in zurich and all sorts of cities so
check out allthegreat dot com for tickets um i'd love to see you out there brussels so damn copenhagen all sorts of places film and there's ten more days later had more days and then do that her on tim more days and then we're going crazy i can't wait november fifth will be the rap show where someone besides burke pressure will get that championship belt i'm a good worker and now i'm gonna work out right now i have to as a twist the blade all right bye buddy thank you everyone for tuning into the podcast and thank you to our sponsors thank you to zoom dot us video conferencing the way it should be you mother if you're
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how about tomorrow ron mutherfucking white that's right pitches god dam marcus brownlee and kb hd from youtube fame we're going to talk tech he'll be here on tuesday kyle kulinski super liberal wonderful person progressive for all you fucking people all you have is not right people on thanks kyle is definitely not alt right lex fridman from mit is going to be here on wednesday we're going to talk about artificial intelligence tyson fury mutherfuckers lineal heavyweight champion of the world on thursday damn that's a fucking juicy for week an we may get alex honnold in here too he just sent me a message he's in town they're doing a new documentary on him and hopefully we can get him in as well
right that's it appreciate you people having a wonderful time out there everybody except for bert or her problems struggling right now and i hope it quits start drinking i love ya
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