The Joe Rogan experience podcast is brought to you by the flesh light. If you go to Joerogan dot net and click on the link for flashlight, you entering the code, Name Rogan and you get fifteen percent off with that ' Brian Post saying this year buckle up here we go the general good experience yeah. I have no excuse for the order. We do things that seem so official seems like it's now right. A real show, Hey before we're just sitting around going. When is this fucking thing to start the other ones, I've gone to or just bullshit, compared to this fucking Mark Meron,

Brian Pro ST ladies and gentlemen, it's good to see ya buddy good, to see you man, I've been reading crazy, crazy things about you, Anne Marijuana, that you have abandoned church in I wanna yeah. So weird that got out there like. Who cares comma, quick quit spot? Do people care? going to do now. I got nothing changes that you make in your life. Radical changes, people there's going to be arguments message boards debates, I was really surprised and then people are mad at me. 'cause I'm doing gathering in the jug 'cause. I heard about that as well. I think I lost a few fans why people are like what the fuck dude. Why are you doing that? You were cooler in that like people are like that, is so not metal? You know it's metal getting a nice paycheck, so my kid can go to nursery school next year, that's pretty metal Well, you know it's also an it's going to be an experience, yeah exactly

if somebody offered you a nice check to go very, possibly yes, very, possibly think about until God. What the I say, what it's, what I do where they had go. You know I'd have to figure out how to edit it and do it right. I see that I'm not a. I have two months to do that, like it's in August, and so I've got time to prepare You know where managers this cynical in twenty five minutes and I'm filing Harland Williams perfect yeah, yeah, okay, okay, get to follow that. What is the concert for people? I don't know, because I I the the the gathering of the Juggalos as all the insane clown, Posse Kate, salt, and it's. If it's to me, it's a very fascinating, fascinating movement, because I kind of It's so easy to poke fun at DOM. Is so easy to point a finger, but it's also like identify would disenfranchise people. Most of them were really given a shitty fucking handed life life. That's what what

my family is like their big thing. They say at this thing at these insane clown, posse concert, they'll, say family. I a family like we're all together. They feel like they're part of something, and how was I bet? No. I know that's part of why I said yes to it. I was like you know in another world. I could have been one of these kids. You know 'cause. I was a mutant that sat at home, reading comic books and listen to iron maiden and didn't have a family. You know didn't have other guys. That would like the same shit is main. So at least they've cut the head. I mean we all been in that situation and the people you have people on the internet really poke fun at them like they do. The the city band there into is so much better than the insane clown posse. Well, you know that's at the arctic monkeys. Is something million levels above the ICP, something really obscure, but yeah you can only get it amoeba and people are like almost disappointed. I could tell you know in their tweets. You know you only got one hundred and forty characters, but it's still like dude. Why are?

doing that you know- and it's like, why do people care what you doing first now, if you're still doing your still being you you're still doing your ass, I'm not going to throw cloud, pick up on, go out and throw my feces at everybody, and even if you did why not as long as you filmed it make a Youtube video, do it yeah fuck. It, let's see other thing, I'm going to do my thing there, I'm going to see how that goes over. I'm going to have experienced stuff is going to happen to me that night, when I fly out there and go to this crazy 'cause, it's out in the middle of nowhere, that's the other thing about it like. Where is it it Souten Illinois, but like some place, I've never heard. So this is a national thing, people flying from all across the country- and these guys are fucking gigantic right now, like that yeah they're, pretty big, so But you never hear the music now He was so strange. They played him on MTV, like in the 90s when they first broke, and then everybody went uh these guys suck

and then they kind of those are what I love about them. Is they they win big? They wanted to keep doing it and name went underground and they went like made their own label, and these guys have made a fortune. You know of putting their own stuff out, which is like you know, a lot of comics that we know that. Do that thing. You know it like. Don't go for common sense to record some, don't go to those other places and that kind of respect that you know right they've been able to build this crazy for and based out of and most people have never heard their shit at all right, yeah! There's something interesting about it and, like I said they obviously appealed to a very certain distinct group to need something they need someone. You know what we were talking about earlier about the pot thing about people freaking out about you quitting pot, that it's also a part of a movement and there's a lot of people that like to think that hey man

for twenty, you know Bob for twenty on twitter, and they want to think that they're part of this thing too, and then, if you leave this thing so hard on the you make it just a decision to do something different with your consciousness that you're leaving this group you leaving the band Van well, you know what that's a big part of it. That's a big part of why I quit is. I didn't want to be that guy anymore and I get why some people like to still be that guy. But for me, will the big part it wasn't working anymore and I just have always been one of those people that, like I always hated people that went into a and or you know or like I did coke. I I messed around with coke and I messed around with Christina

the dumb like that. Ladies really yeah yeah well like before, I knew it was really bad yeah. I moved to Phoenix in nineteen eighty six and that's like where Crystal Meth was invented pretty much while you know and right at that time, and it wasn't a big deal but- and I did I mess around and then I was able to just go. This is stupid. I don't want to do it anymore, so I've always been that kind of guy and pot. You know I smoked for twenty something years and I was an everyday guy in an all day guy and I just didn't like the I was feeling anymore and it just wasn't. Working to like eight, do you ever get like that, like you ever take a break right now tire blinds and it's and I don't even feel any different than you did before you set up the blind, I'm a huge proponent of marijuana, but I'm also a big proponent of moderation and pretty much everything and I don't smoke everyday. I don't smoke everyday. This is when I smoke I smoke before. I know I'm going to fuck my wife open snipping. I smoke

sometimes we're going to go on a date. When you get some good food, I smoke a little then I smoked for write comedy I smoke before I do comedy I smoked for do jujitsu, be for movies before video game before sex before moving. So this is like there's a few times where the whole day will go by and none of those things will happen and I won't smoke. It doesn't affect me or when I go on vacation on vacations I'll go on vacations with flight five six days and no pot. And I never feel bad. I just feel like me, you know enjoy the feeling of marijuana, but I also think it's good to know who the fuck you are outside, of the influence of all these things can, for some people have to go back at some point and do it the way you're talking or maybe not even that much, but but do it like when I'm going to see rush yeah, I don't see the new x men you could that I want to. I want to give it. I want to get it out in my sis completely. How long is it been three months and then you just went cold turkey yeah it's easier when you have children too

now you have a, and that was the big thing like I talked about it on what the Merrin sting, but one of the things is sick. I I don't know about where you smoke here, but it got delegated to outside because of the kids in before he came when right was practically the swan. You know it's house, but anyway I did that. I couldn't smoke in my office anymore and I can smoke in living room So then it became the outside guy, and so it felt kind of dirty like I didn't have a shed that I was going out to in the back, but I would and it's a nice place, but are out by my pool just kind of feel like a scumbag, you know out there by myself getting a taste so yeah. I always do it outside just sold. My house doesn't smell like we. We did it inside they just because they have this new thing. It's a hemp wick. Instead of a lighter, you light it with a lighter and then the if the hemp is like a wick and it's a minute, hemp rope, so it lasts a long time. Is that we're so used to women

It's a it's to light it instead of using a lighter, as I do use a lighter note smoking out of a pipe organ. Do I smell the lighter right, a small that fluid I tasted a little less? It can't be good for now, so this hemp wick, I started doing this, but it one work outside as to when the source what's inside, but I have any your call, here in my office that I had on before the show and but most the time, I'm a joint, in most of the time I go outside. I do it on purpose but yeah I've had that I was doing a line as either the wife conversation she smoke at all, not right. Now she do did, but then she had two babies in a row and the first one. You know she breast FED for a year as she did the second one, and so that was like the babies born the baby lives for a year and then she's pregnant again, and then The baby born the baby breast feeds for your search. It's been a long time since you smoke pot. So if you miss it, you know which is down she's, almost ready. But but the you know, the the effects to me are important, but like any

thing else can be abused just like masturbation. I think masturbation is great, but I've had points in hi for us beat now three four times a day and as reading off when I wasn't even hard just keep going. I get that monkey, but I think we all have comments and it was like, combined with the weed to you in an inner city, hotel room most of the time dissenting really depressing about hotel rooms in your high blown it out the window just sitting there with my flaccid. I think you know you watch your movies. I don't want to watch just seen everything else. You know eighties movies, yeah, but yeah check on sex in the city was hot number. She played a manic in the came to yeah the trucks using the front manic he he he yeah. I

see what you're talking about you were doing. You were here. You had a pretty extreme pot thing going on the all day, every day pot that totally makes it not working like I I've had been to that point before and then I take like three days off and then the weed works again automatically. You know yeah for years I wasn't awake in big guy and then it just became. If I didn't have a job. If I don't have a writing job, I was going to in the morning I'd wake and bake, and then you know- and I'm supposed to be like trying to write things to sell or or work on my on actor. You know write a book it's just impossible. When you start smoking at ten am or at least for me, it was yeah. I think everybody's got a different bio chemistry, because for me man, I smoke and that's why I do my best writing I smoke and I sit down and I just get into the groove, and I just lose myself and there's a week ago for me there's a window for jokes. I mean I've written, you know the last twenty years my stand up. Most of those jobs have been right now, hi, and so that's kind of a challenge for me now is like to see it see what happens,

how high to see what the materials like right hasn't changed if you notice any chance shit, what about your sets on stage there feeling good? No they're actually am way more focused, yeah faster, like a faster rhythm. Yes, because I'm more present huh. My wife's definitely noticed that Justin talking to me like when I walk into the house, is like well you're, like you know: you're, not a man right, you're, not stoned, yeah yeah, that what kind of Did you smoke, you know, that's the other thing like I've, never been one of those guys. That knows every strain but the one that put you to sleep in it yeah does another hour in that stuff, yeah they're, so different yeah! It's real! they're talking about two totally different things. It's almost like talking about alcohol, verse, stimulant. I mean they're so completely different. Do you find yourself having problems being around it? Now, like you hang out

Benson like I can have a sentimental nonsense. I don't even know if he knows like well. He acts that yeah. It's actually right before the show make sure you ask right about quitting pot, because you know Doug flies the fucking. Why haven't crowd to him and he's like what the fuck you know, I'm the guy that started him on that rd really yeah. It wasn't really a smoker and I bought him his first pipe. Known and re at intermediate needed to usually done it when he come up San Francisco and hang out with us, but I moved down to LA and he and I had a reading get together for him to be in like ninety four and at that point was not a stoner at all, and I was already and that you know just got him into the

a day thing, this is one of the biggest donor, comics wow you're, his sincere. He is sincere yeah. I know what to do. This is so hard for. So must be really weird yeah. Have you seen Doug on that old? Curb your enthusiasm, it doesn't even look like it looks like this clean cut, gentlemen, it's so weird. I see him on that now how whole caribbean Susie as a result, I don't hold yeah yeah five six years ago, so we're making last looks totally different, yeah and like what what what looks different he does. He really clean but back then I don't have. I mean, of course it was probably his character also, but I he just looked very different eyes looked less, so he's. Has he contacted you about it? No, we haven't talked obviously he's concerned yes and I'm hanging out was there this week was another one of my pot had friends in the service of our bright it'll be weird like to be at the improv and not go around back right. You know that that alley where a we've been smoke, yeah

fifteen something years yeah. Have you gotta? Try it well, if you ever, do you gotta try a this before? If you and if you ever decide I mean don't, do whatever fuck. If you ever decide thing. You know who'd somebody, one of my friends was like oh you're, taking a sabbatical and it first us like that the stoner thing to say like right like that, I'm for sure going to come back, you'll be back yeah, but but I don't want to be back to what I was right and so the idea, like I said, yeah I'd love to get to the point. Missing Russia next month next week you have too, and I'm not going to do it with this next rest show, but next year, when they come back, you know I'd love to then be able to go, and you know when they played, What is your right? What's your goal like? What's your time, wise gold, you have like a milestone, you'd like to read a year, you know and I'm using the program which you're going to the classes.

So you did somebody say the program you're doing you do in alcoholics, anonymous right, yeah yeah. Why did you decide to do that instead of like this club right now? the reason I'm going to you know this is it sounds like a joke, but- and it will be a joke at some point, but I'm not big, of a loser together in a I think. It's just pot there's a couple one hundred dollars a month. You know there's going to be guys like you know, I sold my mom for her right where the stories are way more. You might get material from yeah. I know I know I certainly well. This gonna be huge bit for sure yeah, that's a that's a kind of a fascinating isn't. It is true when the hard drugs, the really hard ones, man, those stories are horrific. Yes, the de humanizing drugs. I just felt like I'd, be the biggest in the ram yeah. I went to an end. But it's like that scene from from from baked yeah

it happens, and there wasn't it they had a meeting and no one ever suck cock for pot. Ok, so yeah, the Bob yeah, that's probably have seen yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. I gotta watch that again, that will make me want to get hired Have you ever thought about doing the doctor jury? So that would be pretty funny we get tonight. Are you I'm doing the regular level? I think he means the eleven a rehab? No, no. That would be funny. No, no, no there's a real career to I actually still work Yeah did you don't understand? You're, not, it is sort of quote unquote in the business. You do that it's over yeah, Klay saying I suck and I have for a long time. You don't just say you know just exactly and that's what you're yeah yeah yeah you're saying. I really don't have anywhere to turn I'm going to be in this house for six weeks. They need a paycheck yeah, the soon to be able to do. Or if you're desperate for attention and some other things going to

fashion. Some reality show career. Why I say it again: those people are real drug addicts. Almost everybody except weed people yeah. Well, there was only one weed guy ever right now, I think there's more than one really rapper rapper was a week guy to some girl. Well, the worst was Eric Roberts. Eric roberts- there. For with the I there's. Nothing I want it so what his yes, everyone's shaking it looks real wedding and now was we'd he's drinking coffee reading the newspaper. Not only did he did you smoke, we use a vaporizer, so he's doing it healthy. It is it is that he's, I think, he's one of the flock away from his wife. He has like honey. I've got to be there for six weeks, six weeks that one too good to just I didn't eat from a grease. Could you yes yeah. That was sad. That was a sad part of that show. I he was. He was on my dead pool 'cause. He was He was in which they really have one, but it's kinda way: Jeff Kahn. Yeah, and he apparently had some serious infection didn't know he had the infection?

'cause. He was highland time. He was so messed up on that show. He was hard to watch, One was a few episodes that that show. I watched one with Heidi Fleiss, which I thought was fascinating and I watched the recent one with the the old model. Lady ' he's really kinda nutty yeah. What's that haggard yeah, No, it's fascinating! 'cause she's got this young boyfriend. It's really weird. Yeah yeah yeah like that month, well, I think, he's probably regular guy, but he works in a supermarket or something so for him. It's like you know it's Janice, Dickinson still yeah, but she's horrible to look at Jerry well. Do you know this yeah getting old having an old person's face is not nearly as scary as having an old person's face. It's been cut up to try to appear younger yeah. Those are surgery in a city like terrific, my wife, hates it, but all like all whisper to my kid.

You know he's only two but I'll go! Look. There's monsters, yeah! I I was called monster face it's it's it's too late, was watchin on one of those Joan Rivers things it was on calmly central. I swear to God Bro for fifteen minutes. I didn't absorb a word. They said yeah, I was concentrating on her face and how how terrifying thing turning they're the castle. It's a mask is what it is. It's it's not moving. It's so obvious. It's like filled up with something and ships going to mail to whatever the fuck. It's so scary. It's not good. Do you ever see the sequel to escape from New York escape from LA yeah. I did probably- but I don't remember not great, but at one point Bruce Campbell plays. Do you remember this? Yeah Bruce Campbell plays a plastic surgeon that has basically created these monsters in this ten years ago, before you really saw these girls floating around LA, and so that was the one moment of the movie that kind of works 'cause

Carpenter, saying look out like this shit is, you know, that's on its way, yeah, it's kind of frightening. This isn't. It doesn't really exist back in the day an island of Dr Moreau, which is kind of a class or will face facelift have been around for a long time right when they pulled a face, back, but this is a new era. When you come up the lips, yeah yeah, they do lips and they do the cheeks and shit. There was a hot girl down syndrome, girl down syndrome, because all the girls started with the same like downs, Johnny Carson to kind of the the whole day off the same. Look. You know our Miss Mount syndrome. Kids always have that same. Look in the eyes of the same, it's horrible any cars and what it's through it is true. It is that that's monster face the get the giant mouth so yeah, but your head off, yes, LISA Renna, took care hers. Finally, because I think how did she

I don't know she took me. She got a different way to summon, though I know a woman who I had it done, and then she had to taken out and it's just it to her. Lips are terrifying. Now the whole thing's a mess for the force said big scar too. It was really weird, like he'd, be talking to her and it was so obvious. Their lips are pumped up, but it would be also weird because when she would move, you'd see this car insider lips, God Damn who said that should be legal. That's craziness, you're fucking with your lips, man likes you kiss him. You can feel it in the lips. You feel like will fucking hard gelatine in their lips and you don't see it in regular places like if you go to I've been shooting this thing out in Ann Arbor, MI, and you don't see these girls walking around right, but here here, especially with you, you go to the grocery store in Calib asses yeah. It's all monster faces out here. Six year old lady trying to look forty five, but well, the worst is Newport Beach ever going around there now. Not know why, God that

call area that that area is like really rich and really like nice, since, like driving Maserati's and everyone at the Irvine Improv, which is closely yes, people yeah, it's the make the track. Yeah, you see. A lot of monster faces up there for women, for women talked into brutalizing their face. Yeah, like you, know what it's those husbands, let them or paid for it, I'm guessing yeah or they just gave in the judges gave, and they didn't want to listen anymore. It's just like alright, alright, alright, you want to get your fucking lips done and surprising. Do you ever? maybe they're just do you know the worst nuclear disaster in the world happened in Semi Valley in nineteen fifty. And here's a server- that's not true, it sure is not the worst nuclear disaster, not even close with the shit going on in Japan right now? It is yeah you wrong for that shit going on in Japan right now is unbelieving at United States. No, no three mile island bro! No, two hundred and forty times more than that accident. Why

we're getting. What is this is like, above top secret dot com. What is this is. This is happened in nineteen, fifty nine and they I it was to one hundred and forty times more than the accident through my island and they kind of covered it up and some sent this to me the other day and there's actually like news stories all about it. There's a Wikipedia page all about this, and I never knew about that, but it's kind of odd, that we live super accurate, so you uh, I assume you're talking about, is rocketdyne you're talking about the marketing yeah. I do I think they have all the information about that. I think a huge amount of what they're saying about what the damn image and all that it's all speculation. What do you know? What happened at EP had happened out there. They did a lot of tests. Rocketdyne is where they mean when they were involved in the space program, all through the through the, but now I'm warm and there's all sorts of you know they basically make arms and and fucking spaceship parts shit. This is a lot of you know, do a lot of naughty things up there, but it's not one of the worst disasters in the Do people wouldn't be able to live here to be fucking six arm, babies and dogs be

with no years. It is not it's not from what the the the what I heard is there was that something happened there in instead of like most of these nuclear reactors, have these huge, concrete, Kalo domes over them. So there is a leak or some kind of radiation is covered, but this was like kind of a test facilities and they didn't have all these acts. They don't have to have all these extra things. All these extra gauges, it's two thousand eleven. We can't be having these. What I heard conversation I'm looking at it right now, I I could play the audio right, but I mean what do you look into the history channel history dot? Now, let me tell you some of the history channel. You know what gets on the history Channel UFO shows go, shows. Robot shows okay. This is this is what you need to know the history channel, it's a network and what they do is they buy programming. They were ratings and they want things, but they don't. Verify that you know the claims. They don't make sure that everything is peer review. The talking about history. Channel's had a bunch of shows pro and Con JFK assassination prokon

I see conspiracy. So, for you know just the sake of everybody's brain, you can't just but isn't it weird that they think that the one of the craziest cities you know is LOS Angeles and everything like that. We have these people that are turning any cats that look like cat women and we we never even think about like our air pollution, so bad to match and it being also mixed with toxic, because I guess the rods that are in a nuclear reactor. I guess when the acts they something open they shut it down and then they were, ok, I think it's ok and they turned it on for two more weeks and then they shut it off in and they were like how many rods like forces a crazy conversation Brian, because we don't really know the real story. We in this is it this is so frustrating to be in all the cops live out there to you, man, absolutely yeah radioactive for any active, cops, anyways, yeah read about it. If you just type in feel like we would know about that, I feel like we would know about that. I think it was that big of a disaster I mean. Maybe something happened, but it was that big

I don't see that you would avoid the effects of it. That shit was in the 60s and the 70s right. Wasn't it at one thousand, nine hundred and fifty nineteen. I just assume we would know about fifty nine only Japan is a melt through undercover man. Government doesn't want. You know, that's where work hipsters came from fucking know this radiation is nothing to do with cat. Ladies or hipsters these cat. Ladies, are there because they're trying to hang on Silver Lake douche bags for a weird mustaches, somehow the rods in here and skinny pants, all those broken rides. The radiation is not doing that. You see, I have you. Big movie fan are yeah. Did you see the new at a super eight movie? Yet not yet yeah. You guys

It's very talking about it. Is it true, there's rumors, I heard that you play dungeons and dragons, whether you in a couple of guys, like Pat and all that get together and still play dungeons and dragons that to me, but right before we had kids, we did. We were the only DND group to ever stop because three of the guys got their wives pregnant. Like I don't think. That's ever happened before in the history of DNA. You don't think so I don't think somewhere in Ohio. Some guys had to pull the plug there, not fucking. I used to hear about that in just to roll me about. Tell me about this. What do you do you get together? There's just a couple years. It was me it started with my buddy Gerry Dog and he writes for G four and he was he and I wrote a comic book together and and- and we were just talking one night with another friend going hey man, we love to get a d and d group going in this guy's like our I want to be a dm he's. Like you know, I haven't d end again: what is it Dm Dungeon master master

yes, yeah yeah he's the guy. That Reno runs the show right and doesn't they don't play they? Basically, you know right the whole adventure Fauria or use those you know, use the books and you know basically walk you through the thing, and so we went to a couple friends and it will. I wanna be a Patton Oswalt and a blanket patch, I'm sure you know, and then Chris Hardwick was in our group for awhile too so, and it was a lot of fun if anyone makes a good. Basically, we called a nerd poker. I called a nerd poker because it just

I came away, as you know, when your friends get busy and- and it's like the only way you can kind of hang out with them- is to have like a ritual right. You know what I mean and that's what it was. We don't play poker and and that you know we have the video game like when HALO for started having those LAN parties yeah. We would do that, and that was like a regular thing too, but then that kind of went away. You know to be like sixty universal for tv's, I'm for people on for tv's, and that was a lot of fun and that kind of the bed and and we got to stay in the game going and that I came away of a honey I get. I gotta go do this now, I'm gonna go hang out with your buddies and you know we'd be there for four hours and we barely get any of the adventure done because it would be just Patton going. You know, I just played the shitty club, and may God have you seen stupid movie imagine you guys should have a reality, show yeah they're flying casually idea, dungeons and dragons. That's to be a part.

Yeah. It's not an idea is one thing, but the real reality show like it goes back to doing that. Doctor jury thing to me. Any reality shows basically saying I've got nothing right, please, You know give me in a of let's not call it a reality, show how about a dungeon dragon shows for comics and right where every week you sit down and discuss all kinds of crazy. You have subjects you want to bring up while you're playing dungeons, dragons, that's a good idea would definitely talked about it over the years I have now and but for me I always said no to it, because I had a want to suck the fun out of it right right. It's true. It was just as fun thing and I'm trying to get it going again. I've been talking to the dm about hey man, you know our kids are too. Let's, let's get this going again, but I think if you made it a podcast, you wouldn't fuck the fun out of that same time. Yeah, that's probably true. I think it would actually probably more fun you guys would be where,

Headsets are shit and talking to MIKE, and he would know that other people are going to be giggling enjoying it along with you. It might be the way to go. I've never played this game, so explain to me how it goes. Have you ever played anything sim no no fantasy games. Although I was huge on fantasy books, I was big Robert, how fan as a kid- and I you know loves- are getting fantasy football or finish now. No, because I know that it's different from that, because they don't really you don't get together and but it's basically you create a character that will you I'm sure you've played like what do they call those games. The video games at our world, the world outside of, what's it called multiplying anymore, really planned, never play those. You never play play first person shooters yeah, me too. I I played like a cut legends in a couple of things like that, and I just couldn't get into it, because I like playing role playing with my friends but doing the video game. It's it's too slow, moving like yeah, I'm much for

for you know, first person shooters around just yes, I got it in in even in video games in in dungeons and dragons. I was always the guy, like I play dumb K instance like I'm, the guy that through the door for swing in the battle axe. You know just getting on that. Guy apps that are the guy like I've, gotta figure my spell, and I've got to say this incantation and I've got to have these runes in my hand, and I've got to do all these things. To get this one thing to work. I was the guy like. I pick up my hammer and I smash you in the fucking head, I sat down with Duncan Duncan once you try to explain to me the the compelling magic of world of Warcraft we went through. Little journey and he met up with some people, and I like sad over shoulder was like what the fuck are you doing. Man this is so stupid. Never got him like. Let's go play quick I'll, show you how many people I can kill in the time the time that this is happened, I would have killed thirty or forty people, our brains, work. The same way. I just can't do that yeah the world

Thank you. I knew what it was because I know it's close to what I've played with right d and d, but the Indy is much much more fun for me because of you've got the camaraderie and got the friends and did you ever have a land party ever play video games on a lamp or that's what I was saying yeah. I did the halo theme parties. I got addicted to video games because of news radio, because the writers, the writers, have room where they had a land party set out in the next quake, two yeah. They would play quick, two fuck. It was so much, but it was it was so addictive. We would like go up there in between scenes. Like say, if I didn't have two scenes, I would go up there and play with some of the writers would be Screamager talking shit to each other and it was so much fun after was over. My hands would be shaking and go back to this set like I was on crank. I went up there a couple of times. It was her friends with that stuff was ally against air. Yes, yes, L, Higgins and Josh Lieb. I went there a couple of times and

to hang out shoulder crazy said. That was that that was the weirdest writing room. Possums didn't they start like at nine hundred o'clock at night started whenever the fuck they wanted to it. Wasn't they start at nine hundred o'clock at night, sometimes then started at two hundred o'clock in the morning. They just the reading room works like that, and it was basically a bunch of guys that nobody had kids at that. You couldn't you couldn't in people that you know like how kids and they knew not to even apply for the job everybody started like they would like sometimes when you start writing until the morning get water and then, like an hour later he's you know, he's the first challenge, because that is ten tar and start digging around in his car right. They were so they were brilliant, but come yeah. We are all children like some of the smartest guy, Jeff or Matt. We would like we would right there. So it was a nine hundred o'clock table. Read we get there at nine hundred, am is usually later than that, but if it was nine hundred, am we would get there and we would have to eight hundred and forty minutes for the first script and the first script will would get his chapter and Would there be like block this chapter in the next chapter will be coming in a couple hours and then they would write the chapters literally

the like. You know what actually comes don't work like that. No, of course not. I did a guest spot on your sitcom just shoot. You know that yeah yeah, yeah yeah and it was a remarkably well behaved, but yeah it was the they did. It was because I had kids, they were there till eight hundred or nine hundred o'clock at night, and then they went home to news radio guys figured out a way to force themselves to be funding. They figured out a way to put themselves under a lot of pressure and that really funny stuff would come with sleep deprivation, an with a lot of pressure. I mean it, it's a method. It's not the best method. It's a method but is where plenty of shows. I have worked on that fucking. I would have loved to have been there all the time like you, but yeah. Just those two episodes I did yeah. Trips were pretty effective result is so much fun. It was such a pleasure to be on it. And I got so lucky because I can't right now show that was on another show. I went from the worst show possible to the best show Pasha called Hardball. It was a baseball show, it should have been

It was written by funny guys Jeff Martin Kevin Curran, who wrote from married with children. They wrote on the Simpsons. They were great guys, yes and when they got on tv when they show got picked up, they fox the network came along and said: listen you guys can't run your own show. You know the fuck you're doing so we're going to bring in the worst hack we can find and they brought in this guy from coach. I don't remember his fucking name, but every joke was horrific. It was terror, He got fired, but they couldn't pull it out out of the flames. It was just it just died. We eventually had that it just you me the final season we jumped the shark like they changed. All the writers and the new as it came in were total accent that last season was miserable, so worse, people don't know how bad it is to do a bad show. Like everybody says. Oh woe is me: Charlie Sheen really make it two million dollars here. It's true you're right. He should not be complaining. No one who makes two million dollars a week should be complaining, but there's a reason that fucking guy lost his marbles. I watched that show once just recently the first time it's unfucking bearably bad

it's under Liza, Blee unbearably bad. I like it because of how bad it is like I and I have watched a bunch of, but I watch a handful of them and it's like oh okay, this guy, all these jokes about he a lot and the other guys get like that's all the jokes. Are it's him making fun of crier for being kind of wimpy in a so it's all these gay jokes and then the FAT lady walks in and says other mean gay, jokes and jokes, Charlie Sheen Fucking, all the time. That's all it is it's one of the worst show. That's ever existed. I just like the opening the transformation of the kid so I never saw that part, but it's just. It's amazing that it's so popular, it's fucking incredible. Is it amazing? Yes, it's still amazing to me still shocking, but you know when I find out that fifty one percent of the country still thinks the earth is less than ten thousand years old. That's like a recent Gallup poll when I find out like that, it's it's! It's

disappointing and it's confusing, but you're amazed by yeah little bit still still in any more alone. I mean I'm not surprising, the movies that are popular in the music, that's popular, you know, and the fact that the funny smart stuff doesn't last because people don't care and peep stupid. You know. The numbers, though, are monstrous the numbers of stupid people are just so. So I'm not surprised by that. I wouldn't say surprised. I would say I'm shocked. I'm like God damn it really. You know I would wish that it wouldn't be like right. You kind of want to shake everybody yeah just wish it wouldn't be. The way stupid is like good stuff. Well, what's wrong with you, is the big question as to how long people can stay stupid. You know because technology gets more and more complicated and more interesting and more your life is run connected to technology. It's pretty easy to be stupid. You, Google,

anything? You find the answers. You know if you don't want to believe reality find a message board of a bunch of other people that believe the same bullshit. You believe and just ride it to the apocalypse. It's easy as fuck to be done today for sure easier than ever. So anyway. My my I was in the worst case scenario from that sure and then all the sudden best case scenario for news radio. So I've never done right away like when you showed up late. Did you like no When did you know you're on a great show? Oh, I knew was great? When I saw the pilot I wasn't in the pilot. Fortunately, I got to watch pilot. There's another guy place, Ray Romano was the original guy who had my part. He got fired and they brought in another guy. Who did the pilot and then Monica I Just think that he was wrong for the part. I think they just wanted someone different. They wanted to do a different, so they did how to get rid of Ray Romano and, of course, ready monitors greatest thing that ever happened to him. Cuz it goes on. Does every rash man who makes a trillion dollars, but they they do,

and then they brought another guy for the pilot and then he got fired and then they had some sort of a thing. You know an open call thing and uh. I had a development deal with NBC. To do my own show. I just got it and then they said before we even talk. About that and watch Montreal or something I got it after. I did the hard ball thing. Okay, it failed, but I got a deal somehow or another. A good agency you're still doing a time to stand up, yeah yeah, I kept it honest and I was always so and then I went to you know, and we see they showed me. The pilot and then You know they said would be one audition for this and I said fuck it and then I auditioned and I got it- was really just stupid. Suck, but I knew right away. It was amazing. You know right away, first day at table read I'm sitting next to Phil Hartman like whole shit like I knew Dave Foley was famous, but I didn't know of him. I did right was really upset, never liked it and not really. I did see a couple sketches that I thought were kind of funny, but it wasn't like really into it, but it just say used. Phil Hartman Taylor is. This is fucking bizarre,

Are you a fan of his from simpsons? from everything you know, I'm just seeing I mean hilarious. I remember seeing him on tv and thinking how funny was and then all sudden, I'm sitting next to my tv show when I had we're taking a fucking acting class in my life and it was like six it's from doing this MTV half hour comedy hour and then boom six months later, somehow another I'm living in LA on a sitcom. It was completely pretty fast, also yeah ridiculously fast. I remember meaning you around then the first time I don't know if you remember meeting me because remember you being on the set. No! No before that we did busters happy hour together holy. I remember wow. I forgot that Buster Poindexter, the guy from he had to deal with your hands and you have from Yorktown yes to the shitty character, that hot hot, hot, so member he busted yeah. It's a made up guy. How weird that he did that one, and then you have this weird that he did not get about that all the a hosted. What network was that on? I was VH1 Horry County tv

as calmly centroid? Be surprised, I think was that well comedy central used to be before comedy channel yeah. I think maybe busters happy hour wound Dave Raft booked it. Yes, so. Who else did it with us I feel like it was you me and Janine, but I could be wrong. I don't think so. I don't think I've ever done anything with her this graphical now, but I miss you know what it was if there was like, I think they taped several episodes in one day. I remember a couple people being behind. You know be backstage, while we were there right, right, right and spliced them altogether and I had never met you before. I never seen your stand up before. I was doing like kind of the alternative thing and you brought a stool out in like take your fucking. I did them for the tiger fucking bit was my clothes that was the first time

and then we didn't, I don't even think we met like. I think it was just like. Oh, that's one of the other guys I'm doing this show with, but is that still guy yeah, the man we do you know did I I love the show. I love Newsradio watch it the whole time, and I think I I probably got brought on my first one yeah. No, they were both near the end yeah. We since did you, do lead, which do the Phil Hartman Year of love. Was it love it Saturday? Let it sit all I did to fill episodes. I did the one where we were the the auto policy. Yeah, oh yeah, to wanted to beat me up by bomb, and that was that was fun. It was fun. They always had the most ridiculous promises like news. Radio where do did the whole news radio, but it was in space or tight make news radio which is

yeah that ship a great in fucking ship yeah. Since completely ridiculous. We hear the singing group that tries to get Dave to come back because we're all about to turn forty. I think, but we was prone. Me and cross, and we all come on and try to get him to join this group up with us again and any such this yeah. That was it. I mean, that's why I've never done this. It come since everything I've looked at since, like that's, why I don't write for skin, shows mister! Show that ruin that for me like, when you write on one, you work on a good job like one of the best versions of that kind of thing like. Why do you ever won back in a? Have you considered doing a podcast, you Diane yeah? Are you I'm going to do? One with you know here will slow it's Scott Aukerman started up a senior comedy death ray guys and and he's a good buddy of mine. He was mister, show writer, so I just

I you know now, even though I'm more clear headed not that mode, it it like? I need somebody to set it up for me and for you to have a regular place to go like for me to do it at my house. I'd probably never get off my ass and get You could do it. Man look you! You took this huge step in this, stopping the weeds you could do anything now. You know what you need to do. This is the number one thing to get things done right him down, write things down and one when I write down a bunch of that I have to get done. I make sure I do all right, because otherwise they just sort of thought. You know if, if it's concrete, so I will the piece of yellow legal pad. I have to get all these things on this list done. This is my day. You know how long you been doing this now writing things down. I'm just a year a little over a year, yeah yeah. Where did that come here and a half to do it or just as a goof? I was depressed. Because uh came back, I shouldn't say depressed, but I was bored 'cause I came back from Colorado was forced to move back here because my wife is pregnant and she couldn't deal with the altitude up there

'cause. We were like literally in the mountains, so we came back in a month later me and Brian were sitting around and we like, let's uh, can do what Anthony Anthony Cumia does you know be and Anthony show he gets does a little Dream show live from from the compound, so we sat down with like a webcam. That's what it started out when we had like snow flakes coming down. While we're talk like fake snow flakes was like so stupid, cheesy and you know half of the shows us reading Twitter unlistenable. If you try to was really when I tunes it's it's terrible and somehow or another. Everything since was also do it again. Work are fuckers will see you next Tuesday, so we just all the sudden doing it on a weekly basis. We start doing one, we never stopped. We just kept it up, the only time I took any time off over a over a week and a half was recently how to do a movie in Boston for two weeks, so we took two weeks off and how long did it take you to like decide on the format and

kind of thing like do. We didn't decide on anything it just sort of evolved and you start bringing gas yeah. That yeah I mean we always had guests, but it was always like my closest friends. It was always like Joey Diaz would come over or a sphere would come over and then, as time went on, we eventually got like real microphones like we have right now and was the guy that shows as well. Yes in the Manchester Yeah Brian rose, was there for the ill fated attempt at the mansion as well. You were faded I mean I thought was really funny. If we don't, it was ill fated for a couple reasons one. I should never tried to do something where I I have the time to do it. I just did you is. It was doing fear factor. At the same time, it was a ridiculous idea. The idea is to do two tv shows Angus. Is that what you're doing doing the UFC now? Sometimes a sign of things to do for factor but does pretty rare most of time is to

in around LOS Angeles area, feel like we bear and we barely had you in the room still are so I would come and and yeah. I would only have two days a week and it was, and then there was all this in fighting on our room was a playmate Greg, Fitzsimmons, yes and time Janice run in the room. Yeah couple other funny, guys yeah there's a lot fun Venus! It's just you an and brought your own funny ideas, We had an issue first of all in that, as we started, was when the JANET Jackson, nipple thing went down. Remember that yeah! That's! When that we got got it. They came in and says you can't remember like, but we had an abortion analog show yeah. We had an abortion monologue. Do man cancer that make it less miss ' I mean well, no, not just double less shocking yeah. It was the big got it, and then there was also you know there was they had one correct. We wanted to do a totally different thing and the network wanted to basically the same. They kind of bull shit mean went to get it. They said

will do new dean will blur it out, swear, will beep it out. It be good. If we got soon, he showed his balls yeah, but meanwhile I had to fight for that. You know how much I had to fight for that. Zoe was fucking crying, but free his daughter. She was crying 'cause. She didn't want it to happen. I just don't see why it's funny. I go, there's no, nothing! You can do in life. That's funnier than this. I go just watch it. I will do two openings will do one with it and one without it, so you did with an he. Joey gets out there and the place goes: fucking bananas, 'cause, he's three hundred and fifty pounds and he's got It looks like he ate another human being in his stomach and it's hard to even see his balls and he's a big guy big. Well, his balls are huge great through so much other things. There's a lot of charge, allowed scars and shit, but his balls are like grapefruit in an old ladies pantyhose. Next, this uncircumcised monster elephant trunk Dick and he

out there screaming. Let's get this party started and he introduces me and Doug and that's a great way to start off the show, and I thought what a fun thing would be to have Joey on the show every week to start an object to. Why is this funny? I understand why it's funny. Funny. It just is funny you can't look you guys are the executives. I'm sure you have your own taste, you have your own hopes and dreams, but you know creative. You can't second guess artist. You have to either let them do it and if it doesn't work, then you come in and make corrections, but you can't see it from the get go. That's not funny, you got it, you got to let let it let us play not in front of an audience if we think it's funny. Chances are right. The one thing like when the writers strike happen, the writers Guild Strike Avenue. I always wished that one of the things we would have asked for is. We no longer have to take notes from p that are less funny than us. You know what I mean and I'm kind of serious, like that's. The big part that, like cribs funny thing and hurts funny shows, is the unfunny people going. No, I don't like. I don't get that. Why are you doing that, and I know it

the other networks, but I've run into a lot of comedy central, because I've yet wound up there a lot over the years and that show did Sarah Silverman had done other things that haven't even made it on air because there's a chance that just don't get what's funny, and you know that they have this job. That they're basically allowed to you know be the the gatekeepers of fine and they're, not fucking, funny it's brutal, it's literally like and again it's you know guys they get paid to be funny complaining about. You know I don't get to do this, boo hoo! Well, it's not just that you're complaining about a road block in the creative process are real roadblock. Where someone doesn't get the look, it could you imagine so one of the beautiful things about stand up comedy as a you. Are your own writer director producer the whole deal? Could you in imagine if you had a run your material by a group of people before you went on stage before you even went on stage with it, so it wouldn't even be proven.

We have had two and I've done specially when you do specials yeah, where it's like yeah I've had that making you say this instead of that and my last special was the best because I didn't have to do anything. I did a spike tv one hundred spike in comedy central first Dirt bike for the comedy central there's, the first one ever with a so just go ahead and do what you were. About what we can and can't do after the network season. My next thing, I'm going to do, is going to be for dvd first and then, if anybody wants to buy it and show it, then fine, that's the way Do it that's how I did my Netflix when nobody gives me notes: yeah 'cause, the two car central half hours I did like. I had to tweak words and change words completely right I called the move jokes and they wind up being ok and I'm proud of him, but it was also such a processing and as a standard like he said, we've never had to go through that, like you know, and if you did it would be a design- writing jokes for twenty four years, and I never had anybody. Do this instead of

well, what's important about comedy one of the to me when I, when I go to see a comic, I don't even like when I hear the guys have writers, I feel like I feel like I'm getting ripped off like I'm getting lied to I don't mind, you know I mean some big name, guys hire writers and that's all good they're, good writers and write some great bits, but really love. When I go see a guy, and I know that this is a singular point of view. This is a surprise party. This is him sitting down and writing I like him. I like that. I want to see his whole pay. Or her whatever it is I to see their whole package from them, the one that is the one guy that does it right is Chris Rock He writes it all himself and then he has somebody else go with him and you know is he does those long sets and a lot of it is like he hasn't written it out. First, so we had somebody, I think, God who is the guy that got it used to show Mario Joyner. I my joiner sitting in the audience watching and saying this work that worked right. That's a good know have zones, but your

Not him going. Mario right, knee jokes right is a consultant yeah which that works, but these other guys that have like a staff yeah. I want a lot of guys. I want names either, but I know a couple of guys that you think oh yeah, I think, has a. Come up with an hour. Every year, 'cause he's got three fucking, guys writing yeah for all the time with the. But then this guy's, like Louis C K, they don't have anybody right right. I mean still comes up with an hour every year that that's incredibly was a monster. You mean he he will. You know what it is. There's something wrong! He's got momentum behind right now, as in a groove and he's he's really and cut completely. How? against how we used to do it? He used to do the same act for the longest time and now he's in this completely new George Carlin Sort of thing. How long does it take you to write an hour I did my last Betul almost two years ago and I have about an hour and thirty minutes now yeah, but I been working a lot. You know a jump right in back into it and I had a bunch of bits that I didn't do in the special that I was still kind,

fucking around, so I had a base to start. Okay, the real and the is the third hour. That's a hard hour. If you do three years in a row b the first year. You probably been working on it for a few years. In the second year, we've got a few premises that you didn't really touch on within that third year menu, starting from fucking scratch, son yeah, my first record came out six years ago and then my last worker came out last year and I'm working on the third one right now and that's the one where I basically started over last march when it came out and it's a year and I Maybe you have twenty five that I love and I'm still doing stuff from that but I also had other things going on and what do you do when you get to the road? Do you do some old shit, some new? Should I do it's? Forty five to an hour an it's like twenty five brand new and some other stuff. From the last record, which I can't wait, read a few people ever get bombed out a solution. I keep looking at online and stuff of people go on. You know you're, not as prolific as your friends and it's like well

That's the worst is when you get compared to the other guys. I don't know when people compare me to Louis, you know like like or bring lily up of like can she do do Louis does. Does I don't know will wired like. Is I don't mind if a guy does a few old jokes? I like here in some old bits that I enjoyed, but I like a lot of new shit too. I see their point. I've had people why go and they'll say hey this guy was here last year and he just came back to the same act verbatim, yeah hi, everyone that like- and I am I make it like. If I'm going back to the same market that I was just at a year ago, I go out of my way to write new stuff or or let them know, even like here's, some stuff you might have heard, and then here's you know right right, yeah. I do not say in the set up, like my accent, a transitional period in this, is you know this is? What's happening and right

I do a lot of were used to at least I do a lot of q na. I do the for the first time this week I did Vancouver now for the first time as we have the first time, I've ever done a an encore, yeah thanks for no, I don't think so- never done that before maybe the college of feeling yeah, I did have to come out like in Alaska. I came out and did really like another job that I had done. Would you do in Alaska was a school up there up in Anchorage wow, what's a lack of there's a weird: it's far, can we aired and, and it wasn't it wasn't in the middle summer, but it was the beginning of summer, so it was. It was like to midnight. Why I flew in in the afternoon and then flew home at night, flew home right after my show, so I got to the airport around one thousand one hundred o'clock at night, just as it's starting to get dark, and while it was real therapy, wow yeah Alaska, for each me, the fuck out man, that's like the place where you go when you're running from the world right when you really want to be an outcast but yeah. That was the only time. So you did your first

yeah, it was weird, you know they keep screaming, Encore encore. I did an hour an hour and something- and when I did another forty minutes, but it is all mostly. I did some material that I hadn't done before, but a lot of it was just they would ask questions, that's fucking around with the audience I used to do a lot of that, but it became a lot of the same questions, and I also felt like the show didn't end is strong ending a strong bit. So I doing like an hour. I broke it down to what I feel like is the best performance and it's like an hour and ten minutes going out at full clip and strong. Thank you goodbye. So I did that and then I came out and I felt like ok, this isn't even the show this is just fucking around, and this is so at least they've seen the full solid show, and now I can fuck around the question answer thing and I don't feel like I'm ending on a bad note. I guess I ended strong. Luckily, but when your ad living, like that, you don't really know whether it's going to go and you don't you get. A trust would rather sit around. I've got all right, yeah, exactly yeah yeah and you get a trust across

I was fucking hammered. They're hammered and high as fuck in the pot in is insane it's just as good, it's not better than California. I never thought I would. I would say that, but we we got ahold of some stuff, this guy messaged and uh. We went to a dispensary, they have dispensaries down and we went and I'm almost liked how good this big we're from California almost got too high to do show it was a satevo or sativa yeah. Wow They have one area still where you can kind of score on the street to even sort of, but I think that's I don't know, but the in Vancouver rob, do you mean no just bought but decent stuff one day went back to the same guy the next day and he told her sold me swag. Oh really. Well! So ripped off just shitty quality control. No, it was barely smoke

oh, really, yeah yeah and they actually had a guy there once the same city where he goes. Follow me. He just came up to me on the street. Goes you want to buy way mango yeah sure perfect. They do and I followed him around the corner and he I go into this house on and as as it's happening. I'm like there goes that twenty dollars and I gave the money and he went inside and out actually saw him go out there. I door climb over a fence and run wow. Yes, I could see him run away my money and I'm just laughing at that point. I'm like that. I deserve it. Well, they have a Vancouver, has a they have a medical thing going on now. The take credit recommendations for California. So if you have a licensee of California license to allow you to get Chris, can you have a hard right, yeah yeah? I never get a you. Never did it legal, now you do not want to go. The dispensers are amazing, I know. Well, I I just smoked my friends stuff from dispensaries, but I was had a week. I

I came to my house: do you have a guy that can knock and wait? No? No! No! No! No! No! You! You you! That's probably why stop smoking weed you're, getting all that that stone we'd you weren't getting into space weed, and you know I wasn't getting what space weed with space space weed is the sativa it's much more psychedelic. It's like you want to watch space documentaries. We want to go out and do things to make an organic garden you get no you're right now is getting the same stuff because the guy always had the same. You know he had the same pot, buyer that you know or whatever yeah yeah. When you go to a dispensary, then they educate you on it. That's the beautiful thing now, but they'll say this is a hybrid. This is a little bit of this. This is sixty percent indicated forty percent sativa. This is a pure sativa. This is going to you want to write a book. This is your it's it's! different feeling yeah. I gotta check it out, but when I, when you're done, if you do, if you decide to,

ever do it again. That should be the thing, but one of the reasons I kept this guy is he was my friend and I talked to a couple years ago. I swear to God it we're in my garage. You know with the transactions done and were Roland went up. You know before he heads back to where he lives in and I go is when the economy's for starting a south ago Haiti. If I, if I stop buying from you a because I was thinking about getting a card, you know and I'm like. If I stop buying from you, would you take a hit? You know like it hurt you financially's, like absolutely he's like yeah you're, one of my regulars and yeah that would suck him. So

then I was like I'm gonna get the little guy in business are going to look out for the small business. That's cool! That's a good reason to to keep with that guy the not get a license that he was my old friend I mean he was a guy. I threw raft and- and we've been you know, I think at that point. Rats was getting we'd it somewhere else, but I've used them anyway and I kept them for ten years or so that's good. The weird thing is, I'm gonna write a joke about it, like I haven't told him that I quit yet, and I know he's it's three months later he hasn't gotten a text for me like he hasn't texted me like what the fuck, where are you Oh that's funny, maybe heard about it online and just crying just noise re calculating his bills, trying to figure out how I'm going to get by without your favorite in two months now with the fuck yeah. It's amazing how many people in California smoke pot. Now you know, because it's so prevalent people in other parts of the country really haven't? They don't have a clue.

Don't have any idea how bizarre it is. You know when you go. If you go to Kansas City and you do a club in Kansas City right, try getting pot, it's fucking hard and if you get- it's not going to be any good, it's going to be ok when you're in California and you just drive down the street, and you see these green plus signs everywhere. You see him all over the place. There's hundreds of dispensaries we've been to San Francisco right here, No, I haven't been to Oakland, but I have a buddy of mine who grows in Oakland really allowed up there. Yeah you'll stand Cobbs that comedy club in San Francisco, and this never was like this, when I lived up there in the 90s, were standing in front of place on one of the main streets in San Francisco cops drive by there's, eight people standing out front smoking pot. You know three or four pipes being passed around the country even slow down, I haven't seen the last house, a comma over say: hey take around the corner, they don't do any of that. I think so should be less some of the jobs. I was smoking in the green room. When I was passing joints out the window

yeah that's right. There was a crime, there's a giant line of people out there. So I handed him joints yeah that San Francisco totally lab yeah that whole city now is in Oakland. I'm told is even more extreme like that called Oaksterdam yeah? Well, they also have classes on how you can grow, and you know how you can set your own business yeah. They have like some fun. In university of weed up there I don't know exactly what it weird there's some place in this country, or is it Vancouver, where they're actually selling at seven? Eleven? really come on yeah. I heard that just recently the holy Zohar, so we must there's like this one or two places where now it's allowed, Can one store to carry it awesome? Really, that's cool. I heard that seven afghan in This is a more what I heard would I heard, though I heard pulls up nothing for yeah

pulls up? Nothing. So I'm assuming this is bullshit. Ok could be, but I think we're close if that's yet happening, but they'd be crazy, not to why not man just fucking jump in you know you know who's getting hurt here. You're already selling local four hundred and twenty or whatever the fuck. That shit is what is that for Loco shit, yeah stuff, that people have their heart bursts. It's like five red bulls and five shot, tequila, it's whatever the fuck. It is some strong alcohol and like really strong red bull type, enerji drinks people are dying of it. They sell that they sell cigarettes, they sell booze. You said everything they can kill us, so it's a little weak. How long do you think that's going to be before that happens? Ten year, twenty. I don't know I think, we're closer than that. Really it felt that last election we were really close. Just liability, it's just the next time. Yeah did you really likes the right bill and and words it in the right way to get

even that right wing people to go hey. That's not a bad idea to real issue, though, is federal. The federal issue is not a huge issue because it federale it's still very, very illegal. It's still schedule one which is a huge deal. That's heroin! That's cocaine! It's not! even excuse me. Those are schedule to schedule. One is more illegal than cocaine, but there are a lot of cities around the country that are starting to you know yeah. I know it's basically legal at and I like I was saying I was shooting the sting in an arbor. It's pretty ok there yeah Ann Arbor is really ok, yeah, that's pretty legal there. I think they just approve medical Michigan as well and where I was at recently, though it's really Denver Denver is super. Legal den There is a lot like California, they call it main store. Damn they got like one. St main street are broad store, damn right, yeah and it's all pot shops, Josh, Blue, there's, some guy comic that was the guy who has cerebral palsy, yeah, yeah yeah, but yeah yeah

mean start happen, STAR Nabin slowly but surely- and I was listening to rock radio in Detroit practically every add on this. Regular rock radio station is either a grow. You know gross, you know, gun grow store, or you know, an actual medic marijuana store really like almost every ad holy shit, that's cool wow, but then again who the fucks listen to radio these days. That's true, but I had a rental car and they played thin Lizzy and Metallica. So nice enough for you'll see the documentary Wild Ocean Wild and what is I don't know? It's it's bad, as I saw last night in its about sardines and and like they do that thing where birds two. Were they all become one group like a mob to write like a flock of birds yeah. They move in one unit, yeah, it's so bad, but they have been in three d and at that the three d tv thing in the past. You know, like I said it's good for here in there and stuff. This is the most, and using thing you will ever see in 3D

just this huge mont, like all these fish turn like a monster like a boss battle in a video game. You see these dolphins just trying to shoot. Through him and get it. They all kind of react, one hole and there's these Seagal things that dive down and go through the water like missiles, and it looks like underneath the water it looks like war like it sounds like war like missiles and bombs in it. It's the most amazing thing ever was burned. I do they, they dive bomb, they are like missile. Yeah must be crazy. 3d. I've never seen it through. My t recommend it's called wild ocean and wild ocean is so badass Imax Aspy we'll see. I watched the keynotes at even before that so yeah. I watched a documentary. Somebody linked it to me on Twitter about the Salton Sea. Do you Do you know anything about the Salton Sea a little bit? This is

a trip. Piecing man I was not aware of. I remember, is a fallacy. I don't know it's in California, there was a val Kilmer movie about salt. I see is like you know some crime, yeah yeah, exactly what it is is apparently, at the turn of the century they uh there was an engineering mistake and the Colorado River two years was just Dumping water into this one part of California and they thought that it was going to dry up and they saw this is a huge mistake of the biggest man made lake in California, the biggest lake, the biggest bottle of body of water in Calif is the Salton Sea it filled this whole area up and they thought it was going to drain out eventually dry up, but it didn't, and people were put in boats on it started: building houses there and people started fishing in there and then they start having tourism. There was that there was commercials moved to the the the Riviera in California. The in you know the the

you know, indoor Riviera or the Interior Riviera forget what they were calling you, but it was. It was this giant, can take artificial body of water and people were pulling all these fish out and it looked like a fuck at party and it was. It was like photos and video from the 50s where everybody was like driving those old cars and they're all smiling, and the women looked a little chubby. You know the whole the whole, that whole era. Well, eventually, the runoff from all of these farms made it into this c and poisoned everything. Not so bad that there was mass Fishkill office where there was a million fish would die in a day and the air was so rank with dead fish that couldn't breathe. So it basically became this toxic fuckin cesspool, an everyone had to move out all the schools shut down. Everyone moved out of the area and there's only like a few like desert rats, they're still living there, but please write out, though right know, know, know, know, know, know, know, there's still one: oh yeah, now it's saltier than the ocean. Now it's impossible for things to live in it. I think

I thought it was just like the Softlines Non right. Now it's a dead like buddy puddle of water, and it's all like the apocalypse out there. Man there's all these houses that are like being overcome by this see there all rotted out from the salt water in the air and their fucking, everything is abandoned. Windows are broken, it's called the documentary. Let me find it because it's on my arm it's on Netflix year. It's and you can find it on Youtube. Let me find the video on Youtube. It's fascinating enough that people need to see if you, go last night, to my twitter? If you want to do some searching today is June 13th to the June thirteen twitter 'cause, I'm trying to pull it up here on online, it's pulling slow, facade documentary, it's kind of I think it came out in six, but into the void Oh yes, oh yeah, it's amazing yeah

at least the first half of it is almost. Did you get pissed off the strobe lights and all the fast motion. I will just tell everybody what documentaries about away I'm thinkin enter the void. You know you think now that it will be on the m t. Yeah he's talking about sort of skateboarding movie right now now it's maybe I'm getting the title run, but it's it's the two guys, a mountain climbing where one guy breaks his leg and their loan and he basically lets his friend die or thanks. He likely, I won't give it all away, but he let's the guy, go and then you know, then in its told like by them and then with the reenactments. The reenactments are brutal and it's just really well made it's. These two british guys were climbing on an ad that had never been never been done before, and you see it's called into the sourcing it into the void in out of the blue and in one of those yeah, and I was thinking into the void yeah. I really

that see. I I just side, this kind of movie stress me out: yeah hi, ho yeah knows wonders, I'd watch it in two sittings like I, I had to walk away and get something else done, because I was like so stressed out for these guys yeah hi, but you know that the fact that they're, both talking you know how it ends up right. Well, I guess it's still. It seems like the only soften the blow a little bit right. I didn't see that movie where they got cut his arm off either, based on that guy yeah under twenty seven hours, yeah not really interested in seeing that thanks, that's pretty brutal yeah. It was well made too. I love Netflix stream, I mean how great is that nowadays, you can just stream. These documentaries like to instantly is something particularly scary about the idea of getting stuck out in the wilderness and dying out there away from civilization, because your soul unprotected and we're so we're so not aware of how one protected we really are. What do you want to this? Is it even does those things I live

in Colorado. In the marriage lived eight miles down a dirt road. My dog got eaten by a mountain lion, which is one of the reasons why we decided to move back yeah I decided it just throw myself out into the wilderness. Wanted to be. You know I wanted to be somewhere was LE. Way way way less people and just kinda like take it all in, but you're only vulnerable, but I would never be mountain climbing one other data and I will never be like this movie frozen. I really like. Did you see that you haven't seen that it's a heart with three kids on a ski lift, Anne the ski lift, gets shut down at the in tonight and then they're stuck over there for the weekend like not adventurous. I wouldn't be that guy wouldn't be that guy, like we gotta get one less run in ok, on Youtube, never been that on Youtube. It's called the accidental see an you have to it's really quick too. It's only like six minutes and thirty seconds where details the whole thing of the Salton Sea, so there isn't a full documentary in it. I think there

might be more than one out there. There's a there's a couple: the people when I post this is a couple of people are recommended on twitter that were different in this one, but this this, tells the whole story in six. One slash two minutes: it's insane! It's insane! It's It's literally looks like mad max. I mean it's a crazy shit Everett. What part of California is it is someone the desert. Is it like, on your way out to Phoenix that's a good question. I don't know the exact wanted to find out right here hold on yeah off the ten or the sixty year. I love that a banded kind of like zero hoods and cities that that kind of feeling of like yeah, like post apocalypse, zombies, yeah you liked and realize you know I I do. I I like like a bit lightly- lies kinda yeah. As a kid reached, a breaking in the air, the old prison in Columbus Ohio. We would break into and smoke weed and stuff like that. We were like fourteen and that that was just so cool that maybe it's just that the history of that is deteriorating. Building an adviser to right now is fucking huge buildings there. This things, in Japan, Sir it's it's too.

In twenty fuckin six feet: deep, Salton Sea. Well, that's great! I gotta watch that tonight the deepest part of the c, is five meters higher or five feet higher than five feet higher than the lowest point of death Valley sees fed by the new whitewater in Alamo Rivers. It still fed wow, that's crazy. They diverted it they fucked up. It was just an engineering mistake and it created this crazy fucking spot, but it it It occupies the lowest elevations of the Salton sink in the Colorado desert of the imperial and Riverside counties in southern California. Yeah. I need to check that out man. We need to make a fucking trip. We need to do a pod from out there yeah that be interesting image for the price things like I do, there's there's a ground up dead bones from fish make up sand. Okay, so many dead fish died that there the type of sand there? That is nothing but ground up fish bones

and they were showing in this documentary where it look, please, send the guys reaching into this and I'm pulling up in its ground up fish, but Stanhope spent out there Yes, he's probably drink that water is probably thinking about buying a trailer programs out there for four days in a row waiting for the end of time with the fish sand giant sort of cigarettes? Have you ever swim with dolphins? No it could have been anywhere yes, yeah can. I was on when I was in the big guy. Why the dolphins were out near people like people would go, not swim with them in the dolphins would come close to him. That's what I want to do yeah do you can go in Hawaii? Is this parts of different parts of the world where dolphins, dolphins love people, man there is crazy because they're pretty brutal, though the dolphins. This is a resort on Oahu caller, where they actually have dolphins captive. But you know, and you can they take you into the pool with them and the county jail yeah, which is kind of a bummer touchups me out dude that free,

that's what I want, then you see how intelligent they are. Yeah. We water puppies me and my wife. There is because they are just like dogs. I really sweet. I do their like dogs. Were there lots of water? Don't they rape you to definitely don't rape, love it on the internet? Okay, everyone needs to rape a little. If you don't have any hands, you know they have flippers. You can't just so I kind is there one rate be dolphin or or like there are eager gang bang. You like that. The well up like one of them like a look over there, that that you look and then the other one comes in and tells these are particularly ruthless when it comes to breeding females because breeding females when they have babies, they won't mate for a bunch of years afterwards, while the kids growing up so male dolphins will kill the babies to force the women to fuck again so one is yeah yeah. So yeah people don't tell you about that. When they tell you how dolphins are green and their ego tell your ruthless nature is mean. Dolphins are not separate from it. The

was so they'll kill babies to force the female to breed so how they can, because there's by their heads off to kill, don't use guns right now the data, Strip break the Netflix, so they they'll kill the babies in less they fucked the female. So because of that the females fuck everyone the females try to fuck as many men as they can in their little pack. So that way when, when it all goes down, you know that comes around, then this might be my fucking kids. Don't want to kill this check, and so they don't they don't kill the babies to force of will love to have a system, as I was like thinking, man dolphin seems so intelligent. They seem like they all like it can communicate and stuff. I I I want to take it to

been put in a big aquarium in this ticket on land and show me the sights of that the land, because no dolphins done that, maybe it would help out take a dolphin in New York City had given her super. Well, there really, you know, they're, not really close to being able to on the growth of the really nice out there. This is the right way. The really close are being able to decipher the really close to being able to decipher dolphin language right. You know I mean it's something that we're really unsure of right now, what they're doing what they're saying? But it's going to

point where they're going to have some incredible supercomputer, that's going to be able to decipher, because they have a very clear language and once we figure out their language, then Google translate rape, rape, rape, rape, rape, rape rate and a bunch of races. Shit choose first dolphin finds out that his first words may choose fuck man. We worked so hard for this. Dolphins are assholes like if you got a killer whale at a fish tank and you gave a marker and he came back in the Swat stickers all over the walls. Like fuck man really see. I should be more experimentation on animals like that, like I, I showed what someone is watching me. They showed my cat three d. You know I try to place that that glass is this. It's never been done. Probably people don't show their cats 3d, you never know. Maybe they

I would freak out. I agree with some experimentation, but I don't agree with. I don't agree with any dolphin captivity that might as well be jail. Those are slaves and those are intelligent slaves. They don't want to be there. That's gross the killer whale thing, that's gross kind of bummed out by the dolphins at the nice hotel. Is it staying at a four star, hotels matter: man. They want to switch switch amount, even though they don't know. What's the domestic chocolates on the pillows, the room service, twenty four hours, nice can I set up. You know we have to be. This is what we have to think about for real and sounds hippy space talk, but we have to really be concerned with the way we treat lesser animals, because that's exactly with the way it there seems to be an ethic. It seems to be every fucking animal. That intelligent. Will the animal that's lease intelligent and either fuck it or eat it, and that's how it goes. That's just how it goes with killer whales. That's how it goes. With dolphins, that's how it goes with people. We are the top of the food chain, so we take the

things below us like killer whales and dolphins. We treated like shit, we put him in prison, we fuck with them, we kill. Tuning. That's accidental e and nobody goes to jail for that, and then you think about whales or orcas due to whales, killer, whales are called killer whales because they kill whales. They go after we fight this fucking horrible video of Orca biting Wales faces off I mean literally just taking just swimming and taking huge chunks of these poor defenseless. You know peaceful Wales fails, nerd, Wales beat up dork whales and, and then Tell me about chimpanzees. Would chimpanzees do when they find monkeys? They eat him? They tear monkeys apart and eat him alive. So that's the intelligent life that we've documented on this planet and every single one of them either are kills everything that I can control all set away exactly so it away. So we have to be real, careful saying that I'm really cool with you know: animal experimentation, cuz, there's some new thing: fucking lands here from Nibiru and goes all you guys are stupid as fuck you still using nuclear power or you

are cell phones a just start, killing and eating hippies yes right. When I moved to boulder. I saw that point I really truly understood the hate for hippies use. Another faces, often rape, women, him the last s work was so awkward on. If you saw it, you gotta watch it though it's about getting old, and it would love that one that was so weird right now, I'm saying was great. I'm just saying was so weird. I haven't seen s park in such a long go to South Park. Studios watch the latest one. It's freaky man, the first couple of this season, we're not great, then this one felt like they finally hit on a really great idea and they executed it. Well, you want to talk about prolific, who is more prolific than those concerns are insane incredible and apparently it's all Trey Parker mean that stones is a huge part of it as well, but that Trey Parker as an alien and they have consultants guys that come in and basically go that's awesome do that you know like, and then they get a paycheck for talent ray how awesome he is.

I got to sit in with my friend now works there at eight. Is that main editor guide how to sit down on the couch once and you know it like hanging out with Matt Stone and talking and stuff is kind of relaxed, then went straight came in it was just this into Energy and everybody was just like okay, we got to go and you know- and it's so weird he's He'S- maniac man, I positive, I mean I love right, but he's a he's really hard. I think you have to be to be that guy and a like during season. Three like in the beginning, was really impressed by just the way that guy runs yeah the fact that they're writing episode You know for comedy central and they were allowed to kind of do anything they wanted there, and I don't know if a lot of people that watch the show know that, but the way they kept so like you know ahead of stories as they were, writing shit the day you saw it so, times when you know they were ready. They were re writing and then it's on the air that night, yes, yeah with animation. Like that's gravity outs does yeah. That's incredible!

they are here. We know when alien consult, when that thing happened. They had an episode that day about it and then Terry Schivo. There was stuff about it and it was insane like no other show does that will specially animation simpsons, you write a joke and a year later it Listen to tv! You know yeah yeah, that's a pretty incredible man. What they've done is an amazing thing and not just with that with their fucking movies, and apparently there are new play is insane. I would see it. I'm hearing amazing thing. I heard the saying soundtracks out. Did you ever seen the Mormon episode. They did yeah act, the they did a half hour on the show about Mormonism It is really funny yeah a lot of Mormons stuff because I think he's a grew up in and yeah, but but I that many orgasms they've tackled pretty much every religion on that show right now, but yeah they're more will they grew up in Evergreen CO, which is a pretty religious area? That's why S Park South Park's sort of based on evergreen

well I went to Evergreen, I looked at houses up there. It's it's interesting. It's like a lot of rich people from Denver Columbine. Is it up there? No, not quite it's like near golden that area. It's a suburb of Denver and it's really nice up there. It's butte full house is an incredible view. I mean it's just you gotta deal with some snow, but my fucking God. It's gorgeous up yeah, but there's a lot of religious people up there, a lot of churches a lot. It's like very different than boulder. We looked at boulder and boulder was like all hippies and intellectuals, and then Evergreen was more like real right wing and a lot of Jesus bangers up there, which is a lot of Colorado Colorado Springs. All g is bangers, Colorado Springs near Colorado Springs, a military town. Colorado springs is it's a military is like the big industry out there and that's where TED Haggard was from the guy who the minister yeah. He which you know

it's uh. It's interesting man how many people get in trouble with their dicks in into one thousand and eleven this latest one, this Anthony Weiner Guy, have you seen the photos of him sending photos of his dick from the congressional bathroom, the Congre, call Jim he's congressional for yeah yeah in the in the bathroom of the congressional Jim and the way in the locker room, he's taken a camera for cellphone photo of him naked holding on his yeah. But you know, and that's kinda. And his name is teachers. So it's pretty cool. You could take a lot more pictures of my cock if it was bigger, really Would you send him randomly to twitter people, though yeah it probably put him up on my facebook. Look at what he did. This guy, this guy. I think it's cool he's not quitting Why should he? I mean everyone who cares? Yeah he's just have one he's a freak

yeah. How is that affecting his ability to to dictate policy or to do whatever the fuck? He has to do his job? Now I mean it. It compromises people's ability to take him seriously. I guess but yeah which ultimately hurts us. Yeah, I guess so, but the only reason why anybody wants to be a politician. The first place is because they they want power. That's just a fact is so a few of those people really truly want to help anybody. You know, I think the obligation is so overwhelming that to really want to do it just to help people. I think people get into it and then it's just too much, then just fucking fuck. This is too crazy. There's a few RON Paul's that I really believe or actually trying to make things right, but for the most of so many of the people that are in that position, they're just trying to pump themselves up. But as a Democrat when stuff like that happens, I always feel like you know, Chris Rock, in the whenever a a black eye gets in trouble joke. You know like,

Great thanks right. You know what I mean as a Democrat. Adding that to us. Do you really believe? In being a Democrat, I think that's where I kind of still do yeah I mean I vote that party even though all this you know, bomber shit hasn't changed anything and, in fact, he's been more conservative. I'm done more things. Basically, Bush Bush black. You know almost done exactly the same thing didn't close liaison backed away that's gone, He didn't close Guantanamo Bay. He didn't you know he said that he's going to close the wars and pulling you send thirty thousand more people to Afghanistan. After won the Nobel Prize? I all insanity, it's all insanity. It's it's the idea that that somehow another Democrats operate any different than Republicans it's all horse.

You know I voted for Obama, but I did it just because I thought it was a historic milestone and I was hoping socially. That would make a big chance. It will be different yeah I mean I guess maybe it has, but I search you know in this whole Osama Bin Laden nonsense and they killed him. But I would throw in the water yeah it's all done in a week after the it had like the lowest point right yeah. You know- and he was talking about that in a speech recently, and he said you know that it's proof that, is this administration is on the right track. You need look no further than the fact that we got rid of public enemy number one, Osama Bin Laden and I'm like well that The craziest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. What does that? I got done lately,

a bad guy. You were looking for you fuck this economy inside out. It's asshole is prolapsed and hanging out bleeding all over the sand and you're saying that you know, and it's not him, but the whole system has. It has not been repaired. In fact, there's millions of dollars in billions of dollars. They can account for in this fucking bail out. They don't know where the fuck it went and there's all sorts of shenanigans have gone so to This guy say that that's how it's proof that it's all back in order that you know this number one bad guy like Jesus fucking Christ. We sing think I'm a little kid. That's you know, I don't! I don't believe in him anymore than I believe in any of the other ones. I don't think he's a bad person. I just think that is the job you get there and then they give you a script and you don't really get fucking saying what happens? I think we have this really distorted perception of what a president is and it's based on, like the ideal of, like President Kennedy, the guy who step in and put this country on the right track, and you know and look what happened to him.

I think that that is yeah. Whatever that thing you remember, I think that's what happens when there's a guy who fuck somebody or something some happen. Tmz was around when Kennedy was here house at night, I can only see I'm just gonna get rid of twitter updates here, the pop of bottles of miles every night. My rose sex tape on my own. Could you imagine how ridiculous survey says he would just be part. People have pulled out their cell phones put that down. Please try to keep America free over here. He just being a bitch isn't champagne and Frank Sinatra: high five and weather fucking, sixty nine in chicks, awesome, yeah, a different world man. You know now it's like fucking every week. For the airport. You see these do just scanning for someone famous to show up with camera, you see them yeah, I want to talk to me times are tough,

yeah me too man pulling me, you know you you. What do you think of reality shows today bear or what kind of questions that I think they're awesome? Do you watch american idol? So we think about that guy man, I think, is gonna win it all. What's What's your favorite housewives show I go New Jersey, 'cause they're, the most savage or the this to animals. I can't watch that shit yeah, you can, if you once so I need need one. One would try you in one pill yeah. I don't think it the best move, it's not a good move to get drawn and some to grand distraction. Unfortunately, I watch a lot of some of them and she hates that when I walk into the room- and I and I starts coughing or shaking my head Like the other night. She made me leave the room she was watching, which will make sure that New York and they were doing about some girl being late for dinner- and I was just like what the

how do you watch this you're smart girl already. Do you like good things like? Why are you watching these fucking idiots it's entertaining, it stimulates some weird part of the mind and it does provide some sort of a relief and the relief is that you you're allowed to get invested in these people's lives? We have no stakes whatsoever, so this fuck pitch is yelling at her husband and wow? That guy will. He is a piece of she. Does have a point in you get caught up in these and it's a distraction from your own real, live situation in your real life problems that you need to deal with? Yes, that's what it is. I can't get my I. I would never want to watch a show to Khan Shopping, do can shopping would be number one on the fucking that Watt network in no time I I spent a lot of time on the message boards, man and I'm amazed at and I've got to know a lot of people on message boards and I'm amazed at the energy that people will put into

concocting arguments on the internet and like having like debates and pudding putting in things and quotes and deciding they put so much work into it. Yet I know that their life is in a shambles right. I know if they're going broke, I know that they might be losing their fucking house, they might be in the middle of a divorce, they might be fucking lose their job, and yet here they are spending an immense amount of time, arguing a sport or argue about a movie or a band? And you know- and talking or talking about you. Do you read: do you read the critical stuff about you or I read some of it- you know. I know it is really really negative. I mean I I see with the companies will be going to far okay. I'm not gonna. Listen to you! This is silliness, you know you can. I think you can get some things from people, I'm a big proponent of reading, critical things. Because for two reasons, one, because I think it's like snake venom. I think, if you do, you're not used to, and also you read some shitty about you like whoa, that hurts, I feel shitty, but

can I see it so much? It's like you know the snake bites here, I'm like bitch, I'm not I'm immune to this shit. I mean I read that a lot where people say stuff about me and it's like really you're show me a yeti and that I look like a child molester. I say that in my acct wayward over they look like a muppet, never heard that fucking thing something new meaning to say about me, because I've said every possible horrible yeah about myself in my acct. Well, you're a comic. You can't catch a comic off guard like we know what we look like you're not going to get us like that, but when the will say like critical shit. It's always to me like super fascinating, like what are you trying to achieve their and why you're so upset about someone's art someone's comedy someones offerings like I've have friends that will like FUCK Larry, the cable guys fucking to act like a webgl. Who cares man

Does it really affect you? Does it really bother you? You know unless it does like, when you did the carless thing, you were sticking up for a friend that had been right, picking up the whole art form to people. Don't understand about that. Whole situation was like. Creativity was under siege that a terrible situation. I I was getting away with stealing shit left and right, but I don't give a because he was doing his own shit if it wasn't good, but there's been other guys where people like when people were first throwing Dane under the bus yeah. I was like it's not affecting Dan and I are not going up for the same auditions. You is not taking food out of my mouth by him. Being a fucking unfunny hack, I can watch is act, but it's not hurting me yeah like an and the guy is like you know doing, my stick, which nobody's doing I'm not going to get mad at somebody. You know what I mean like it's just. I don't have the time

I agree with you one hundred or the Energi, and some people did like our friends. People we will all know. You know like that's how they spend most of their time is bad, mouthing other comics about your boy, Dave Cross and then fucking huge thing. He did about Larry, the cable guy that it took hours to write man. Why you yeah that guy fuck, your girlfriend, you know, live your life, go downtown and get drunk for some. People there's an underlying feeling of they haven't achieved enough success and when anybody else have success, somehow another it draws away from their success and if they feel that this sub, who has success. How was there is a name? Okay, gentlemen, from David Cross, like that he who knows Regis it's in the public eye when in almost get arrested, development- and you know you know- I mean I- I site interesting parts, but it's not saying that they in the end you're, looking at rationally rice we all come from this, really really fucked up place. You know every commenter comes from some weird deficit,

a guy like days, not immune to ignore and mine, or you and there's a list of women guys I've been mad at yeah, Katie yeah, you know, but it's more bits because it got personal right and it's not because of you know, because they saw and do I think Dave's point was that he said that Larry was racist. The stuff he was doing was like it was like. I don't know about it, but racist people love him. I think you could say that about it. Has horrible horrible fans some of them. You know that guy fills out stadiums like football stones, yeah yeah Josh the walls opened form in a football arena. I don't know if this rough, as is comic you does Chelsea Handler, show all the time he opened form for fifty thousand people. Even say to fifty thousand dice says according to our interfere, talked to dice about it and then what you do is you just play pretending that your buddies are in the back of the room?

Try to make them laugh, that's kind of what it sees. Martin said a you know: do you ever read the Steve Martin Book about why he quit stand up or to sign him yeah born standing up? I have it. He gave it to me for Christmas. We are never cracked. This has gotten on a plane for six hours, yeah yeah seriously next in line, so I do my best to do my best writing and I do podcasts on planes and I can't read yeah. I read that thing and I think in one sitting- and I really love that Israel yeah If I were you ever into him huge, I love get small yeah, I mean that's what he's one of the reasons I'm a standard yeah probably the main reason really yeah. He was the first guy that really really into an. I would tell those jokes to my friends and at that point there's never like I'm going to be a standup say this I'm my neighbor is a fat kid who thought he was going to be the next John Belushi he's like you're, not funny, I'm funny.

Oh god, he was one of those guys. Those guys are fucked animal bully about being funny, but that's ridiculous. Any guy who runs out you're missing the whole fucking point of that. Almost everybody that I know that's really funny. It didn't think they were funny. You got talked into being funny yeah. Well, that's happened to me. It was a friend was working at a Mcdonald's in Sacramento and this you know I'm nineteen working out of Shading Mcdonald's and his buddies like you should try stand up and I was like now. Yeah. You should you write jokes every day. You know that we're writing jokes. Every day I was, I was making jokes up, you know making like structuring them and doing basically what we you leave without knowing that that's what I was doing holy shit. So how you doing just bits about people. I would write little cartoons and put them up in the wall and shit and you know, but it was basically I was writing jokes wow that you did that to me to and Steve Martin was the reason I got into what I was. High school, I was not a class clown. I was not funny like a lot of people like when I was in high school. They found out. There was a comedian that, like what the fuck you become a comedian, but

I did do I was an artist and when I did do is I would draw cartoons of the teachers that were hilarious. There was a guy named Mister white. He was crazy guy who got back from Vietnam. He was whacked and he was really short, so I always draw him standing on a stool like eh. Anything no matter what it was, your standing on a stool and it was always like him going fucking crazy about Nauman, hookers and so do different cartoons about different teachers, like that was, were the only part of my humor that that showed itself wrong high school. Imagine you had a cell phone back, then you could record this shit. I had the same guy that he was like Vietnam and he was just crazy. He would say all these terminology you're like. What's that mean that could be like? Don't you get your he double Xr. Even the kitty bag and what's a kitty bag, and I guess that some kind of bag soldiers used So he would talk to MIKE Ied Talk yeah. It was so weird and got acronyms abbreviations. That was how I kind of turned it around in high school. You know I was a giant nerd, but by senior year I was doing radio when I was also doing the school paper as right.

Jokes and that kind of thing is really you know being funny in these music reviews and there was a teacher who had lost a ship. He was a non guy and he killed a dog. He had his neighbor's dog was staying at his house and the dog started barking and route like incessantly barking. So he killed the dog and I thought it was funny to bark at that teachers face and that got around school that I just like to this crazy barking thing and made the guy kind of a meltdown and the left leg turned I think around, for me was one of those things. Have everybody going a post aids? Not a retard, is kind of funny. That's fucking crazy! So you got in this Vietnam veteran log space and barked. What was his reaction to bargaining for PETE himself wanted to hit Lee? Well, they turned really red. Faced and just had a total meltdown Did you feel in danger? Uh now 'cause I had other kids laughing and I was so like that was so much more important.

So when you left high school, you had a direct path. You knew you were going to not really no. No. I was going to Junior College and that's why I was living up. I got kicked out of the house because, like I barely made it out of high school because I ate my grades have been really strong in the beginning, when I was a total nerd and then when I tried to turn it around, the guard started on south because I just wanted to be the class clown to try to people laugh. I got kicked out of glasses. Meanwhile, they didn't even know you were actually working towards a future yeah yeah and then just didn't notice. Studying yeah. You were being. You were a literally studying at and some other don't understudies Oney. I actually, I called a bunch of comedy clubs in Sacramento and could get into like that left some limits, you know, remember those places and now there it's, I think, there's two clubs start there now there's the punch line, but I tried getting in and couldn't get in the civil when you turn twenty one, and so the week I turned twenty one. I went in with ten minutes already written and do

that was it is so similar to to my story starts around Unger knows twenty one to you were yeah so similar to the same story of you're telling people other peoples jokes like for me it was Kenison and Richard Pryor I would I was delivering newspapers and I would go to the office and tell people like these Kenison bits. I saw online and I'm you in my head. I could never do it myself. I just you know in my head. I was like this is like fantasy fun, it was. It was grammar school for Maine, really yeah with Steve Martin. That must have been what seventy seven six one was the popular yeah. I did totally different career path. I I didn't think until I do you think about stand out wide and I think about it. I just thought I'd love to being funny that I never thought like. I said I never thought I could do it. You

inspired by the love. Just like I was like. I love, making kids laughed, and I remember, is key to my school had never seen the bad news bears and in one day I told him the whole plot of the bad news bears like started at the break in the beginning. You know between second period- and you know like a ten o'clock in the morning. I start telling him and then you know we get called the class and then at lunch I met up with them again, I'm like okay, so then this happens and just told him the whole all the jugs, all the funny parts of the band. Imagine that kid didn't want to hear it at all, and he was just being tortured by you all day is like eventually mother fuckers now shut up and make me laugh 'cause. I knew how to tell those jokes on you. You know what I mean like how to set him up We're spoiler alert came with born one of my parents when I was thirteen. My parents took me, see, live on the sunset Strip and it was a crowded yeah. My parents were hippies, are pretty open minded and it was a crowded theater and I remember laughing so hard. Remember there

the point where I stopped in the middle of it 'cause I was just so bewildered and I looked around the theater. I look behind me. I look to the left of me and people would like move. Going up and down and slapping their legs, and everyone was moving in laughing. There were laughing so hard. I remember thinking sky is just talking this incredible, but he's just up there. Talking like I've, never seen anything like this before, and I thought about all the movies that I saw that I love like stripes and all these guys the comedy movies that was so funny, but they were never this funny. I was like this is different kind of funny, and it's just this guy talking- and I remember that stuck with me- man, that's stuck with me for years now, with those thirteen still never thought about doing it until I was right before I did it. That's when I thought about doing. I got talked into doing it by some friends, but it was one thousand nine hundred and twenty nine, twenty or so. And once you get going man, then you realize God. Why would I've ever wanted to do anything else? Right? Have you been following this Tracy Morgan show? Yes, I was going to bring it up.

Yeah yeah, Tracy Morgan went off and said that if his son was gay, he would stab a little and to death yeah Well, you know what I thought I could picture him saying it, but it's kind of funny yeah, it's voice, yeah. If he said that any place else other than onstage. I would never give him a pass when people have to realize is sometimes you say shit on stage and you don't know what the fuck you're saying, you're, just your ad libbing and you're, going down a road and then maybe take a choice just to be shocking, and then you fuck up and you say something really stupid and you don't know where to go with it and you try to be funny with it and I don't necessarily think that's what he believes He might. I might be wrong, you know but say something on stage. It sounds like a cop out the saying something

on stage and saying something in the real world to me or two different things. So that's the performance is a character online. Let's not really interesting, don't you think he's kind of doing a character where it's like, I think, more exaggerated ignorant version of himself. I think, but it's so close to reality, he's done so much fucked up shit. It's not like he's this really conservative button down guy and it's like his Diceman character. What I love about him is he kind of doesn't give a fuck like I I heard stories of when he was at SNL. Where he's like saying to women staffers like I'm, going to fuck you I'm going to put a baby in that, it's like getting pregnant tonight you and I could never get pregnant like. I just feel like he. Has gotten away with so much that he probably things like there are no lines in his head. I could go swimming giggles to his wife. You know like. I really think that, like you know how we are we're on our friends like yeah, there's I will say around our friends. We would never say and Steve right right right, then I called house humor right we're

I am not racist at all, but I'll say the most horrible, racist or homophobic thing to make. My friend laugh- and I guess that's like how he is in his head and I think that's what it was yeah, because he has no lines in his act like his act. Is gotten dirtier and dirtier over the years yeah you know he's just people love it and he's given this excuse to kind of push push his chaos and that's. Why he's so popular and that's why people love him is because you also playing that character. In thirty rock words, it's basically him yeah, it's an exaggerated version of him yeah I like makes, Martin Lawrence like crazy. This is just a hateful misstep and that's where the issue lie, and I was also happy yeah. So I mean there's some so again, there's certain things that I I say ridiculous sometimes, but I would never say anything like that: either even in my most racist, joke when no one else is around house humor type situation wouldn't say that

I website yeah just to make my wife's lap for the big one of my whoever is going to get you know back then right, yeah, you know he's in a lot of trouble. All they're going crazy, they're going crazy after him. Yeah it's fascinating, it's they want to fire people get upset, do they want to find out on him and it's stand up those yeah and yeah? It's a bad joke. It's not funny! yeah! He apologized. Look, I think. You know he's going to have to leave that. Second sanity probably went, oh god, you know. I've definitely done that where I take a joke. The wrong way like you were talking and most of my stuff is written. Every once in awhile, I will go out on a yeah just resting all. I get some terrible riffs that for the rest of the night, like thing, but what I said in school it while you're driving home like she to answer that yeah. Just you

You don't know every now and then you take a chance and something crazy will come out and like well. This is a new bit and then it He comes in just write it down. Then you start doing it and you'll do it on a regular basis of the law, my bits. You know that a lot of my bits or something that I said on spur of the moment on stage and the next thing you know, expand on it yeah, but every now and then you go down a dark road and it's so different from the Michael Richards thing. I know people are bringing it up, but Michael Richards isn't a stand up and never was. He was not good at that. That's why he had that meltdown. He had fucking no business being at the laugh factory on a Friday night or whatever you know in the middle of the pack Joe yeah, he was basically an open micro who is a tv star, yet people didn't know that a lot of people assume that he had a background in stand up. But like do you, seem to stand up. He was a sophomore at night yeah, you were there yeah. I I well. He was at the comedy store first and then he went right over to down the street to laugh. I needed I saw on the stories or is he ate at the comedy store? In I mean honestly,

I thought he was fucked up out of his mind on something cooked up yeah yeah you and I called rent yeah Joe. That night, you called me in and Brent Ernst came back. We went to the comic store I missed in my spot was on after him, so I came to comes to an end. Brent earns came over from the comic store, and so

dude. I just saw the craziest ever he goes. I just saw Michael Richards have a melt down and yell at people call nine also. He was at that laughter. He was there and we're like get the out here, but I thought that would be the end of it, because I mean we've heard a million crazy stories. I mean I've seen so how many times you see Jodie is with his dick out of our store or ARI or girls. Put cell phone holder been back in the day your brain holds Mona account. The first is that it is good to its go. Clinics, have the deck itself out a little. I think I Saturday night, by the way, still got it that dude is Ronald yeah. I saw on Saturday he's a non on charted treasure yeah. Why people that know about him, then I don't know how to get him on the podcast yeah. I'm on the podcast. You know he's like a meter maid. Is he yeah? is a computer made slash dog catcher he's like a dog catcher, slash, meter, maid in Like Manhattan Beach. Let's, Yes, this joke? I was quote. He goes Susan Susan Smith, she drowned her kids

about kids! I had this at the closer tv they didn't put the blocks away. Those kids will not be missed. And we were in the back of the room, and this is like the day after she got fucking caught drowning, our kids, the first sky sundews in San Francisco. He goes. I woke up this morning with a hairless filipino boy. At my ass yeah pull them out of feta breakfast cinnamon is way the back of the room, who the is this guy, this guys early thirties or late hm yeah him and Brody Stevens of theirs. Is these characters that we really you know? I like characters or the insane road is a little insane and Brian's little incentive that also insane, but that's whether good I yeah, I don't think you get good a common mustard, not at least a little crazy I young Brody. I saw, but he also the same night like I want to do wanted to essakane with you Brody and Holtzman cement, and then you guys have a dog, but it Three's company you're not allowed the dogs when their were home home the dress, the dog up as a a person. Why

and that on tv. How high were you when you came over this? I think it's a larious totally works will go pick set to the network calef and actresses actually trying to get a show going for Brody 'cause he's realized. You know that people need to see Brody what kind of show yeah, I don't know. I think he's been pitching around Brian tried to do a podcast with them, but apparently was just a disaster, so we talked about that at the empty. I listen to about phone. In the last times I got high in the improv parking lot. Oh really probably haven't been back there in awhile. So what a great club that I never realized how great the employer be Improv was because I was always doing the comedy store ha and then, when my whole thing the store went down and I started from the Improv MIKE five one so nice here such a nicer place just to much better club. Are you around this weekend this weekend, yeah yeah yeah, I'm I have it spread I've seen friends, oh really, Friday and Saturday, so yeah. You should come by

Fuck you I'll come by yeah. This is one of my first weekend's home for awhile, a definitely one of the nights. I'll talk to you I'll call, yeah working out. Another thing that I saw that I wanted to talk about before I forget is that I watch a fucking. Somebody sent me something about animals. Killing animals, which is my twitter feed, is fascinating now, because I keep retweeting fascinating things and then tweeting fascinating things. I'll read some science journal about black holes or large had collider type, shit, and so the day people start tweeting me these weird. Fucking links and this guy We did me some shit about animals that get fucked up by Little cute animals like little animals that you wouldn't think would be bad asses. And one of them is the fucking bullfrog tude bullfrogs at birds. Yeah, Oh, my god. You gotta watch this video man I want to. I want to fire up fire up this video Brian. It's called bullfrogs eat everything.

You got you got to see this because it's going to fucking eat scorpions. They eat the poise. Snakes the mice they fly through the air and catch birds they can judge like a mother had no idea. I had no idea either they have the crazy tongues. They all have the time that they have this giant mouth, it's bigger than their whole head right, either Mount Albany's up, we got, we got a dumpster, kill birds too, there's a video of a man. I want you to watch this because it's so trippy learning will blend with the So I just want to get your was that dirty commercials commercials on these fucking videos so yeah this for the tarantulas scorpions. I don't know why they don't die from these things, but they also eat bullfrogs.

They'd smaller brother frogs. Yes check. This shit out, you're, going to freak out Turner, a fraud, just selective eaters feasting only on flies yeah! That's what I always thought it was just flat. Yeah, for example, Billy spiders can choose scorpions rodents, snakes, fish and just then you should have fucking mouth is a mouse in his mouth, that's insane! But how do they manage to be such eating machine Do you this term using RON's? Don't have sharp beaks or fangs? It's a giant mouse. Is that what it will become? Pinchers poisons and spicy stingers,

great outdoors, crazy that it's just jack the scorpion- look up biggest mouth, pretty good using his hands. To put this yes saying: watch him jack! This Tran Chula they've been known to swim, twenty feet to shore and half an additional fifteen to twenty. Rabbani, where they always like to all products like, for instance, I battleship were put in and try to dine yeah. Okay, both? Actually this current and and known to stop birds? Like a lion on the prow, God speak and how fucking crazy is that I love forever using their hands like that, is really weird: they'll even eat each other. Why not small bullfrog that doesn't watch it step

look how big this bullfrog that's eating is they're. Quite cannibalistic. A young bull frog must quickly learn one simple co. No, eat whatever it wants? Genesis. That's like you eating a ten year old in one bite. Fucking big, then, is how crazy is that Super late mean announce closed. I used to I used to be in frog, jumping contest as a kid. I was first, This is the first time ever was on tv, wasn't even mean at least to have your job and frogs and from Ohio there's not much. I was that we get out fraud. Con just read you. I raced frogs against each other and I won like first place one year and stuff like that, but

is to have to run from yeah. I used to have tons of frogs and I'd like train in and do all this crazy, but those mother arc freezy. We had. I had this one frog that would have these crazy suction cup things on his hands and he could just jump onto like a window and they like it was, I think, was a toad maybe, but it would jump all over in and just climbed it all over the house. It was good for other amazing. I love I'm a big and for us with a okay, that's gonna, be a quote online somewhere is something is something of a friend of a now. That's crazy! Never seen that this is so bizarre, which is just the if they were big. Like I say about everything, if they're big would be freaking out, you know if their size of horses, you know, could you imagine a terrifying? The world would be a frogs as big as horses. You know the decree beam at monsters, they're just little so reluctant think worsened genetic mutation away from that, just like one step away from having prophecy type animals you ever see

move the process. Sure yeah, I remember that Bear pig whatever yeah, whatever the fuck, it was yeah. Well, why not man I mean there's so close to doing all sorts of crazy genetic engineering mean they've developed cows that develop that make human breast milk there genetically engineered to make sense, identical breast milk to human breast, Miss Super insurers, friends, french, French. No, that's good yeah. You might like it 'cause it's about that. It's about us being like close to you know like this other world. Well, we were brian- and I were talking about this before the Show- started- the the movie train pendant man. Have you seen that yeah, it's Ray Kurzweil? Who is a guy who's on another name, he's a dressed and he's a proponent of the technological singularity and you've been talking about him on right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's! It's very popular he's got a bunch of books called one of them is the single

It is near which is a fucking fascinating one and his his big thing is all about artificial intelligence and but his documentary he thinks the robots are going to take over. They all do It's not just yeah. It's not one person that thinks this is pretty much. Every single person that is involved in artificial intelligence, whether they call them are the lax ones, are called, are less artificial. Intellectual was a company called in Terminator Skynet this guy yeah? Is there actually a real company now called good it's called Google, yet me no, but they do you remember like in I robot now there actually is a company called. I robot like that. Just seems like you're tempting fate, when you like, take some horrible thing from Sci FI. And then make it real right. What are you thinking? It's like actually opening a Jurassic park and calling it stress fire? Would Brian? What's going to happen right, you will read the book with Brian and I were talking about, but where the show is that this is all happening while we're just sitting here, relaxing as if there's no consequences

however, like there's no meetings going on when the first artificial intelligence, which is conceivably. One of the biggest thing, is to ever happen to humans, the first NT and artificial, intelligent life it will be which, on without any calls to the heads of nations, without any vote from the people, is one of the biggest consequences. Maybe the human race will ever face the idea that something is going to be not just it more intelligent than us, but literally within days. It will be millions of times more Intel is asking because it will be artificial intelligence and it our artificial intelligence and sentiment. So it will have to be conscious and it will be aware and it will be physically capable of creating better artificial and- so right away. It will fix all the problems that it has its operating system, all the problems it has in you know. Whatever the problems as of processors, I mean we, we will literally within a year, will be obsolete, we'll be just like little monkeys there at the zoo. I welcome the robot leader

and I'm just gonna, be really nice to him from that for yeah, I thought about the exact I'm doing the robots house. I think that you're dead, you're you're the first guy to come in your house first they're there, for no they want robots blow jobs. They want. They want. The trust me we're going to be level sea level. Comedian dissector ticks! Is that possible? Yes, that could save you, the robot sick. They need cats, we could be. Cats for the robot will be as bad as a regular dick yeah. Right, get out cold metal, you can clean it really. Well, you know for sure it's clean take off the plastic first Lysol straight down? You know what you're getting into it's a double dose so make aware condom in which roller, like prostitutes as I've heard process, to make you work on that. I think, would you get a blowjob, but something I just that's right here. If it does happen, it's going to change the whole world and it's probably going to happen, and everyone is just sitting back like it's never going to happen. I think it's going to be great.

I think everyone just looking at the negative part of which the positive positive is that robots are going to be with my friends or lovers make better lovers? Fuck? Are you doing Bob Denver pricing were fucking a love president of the fleshlight had had this song? Is this song you're going to connect song. I don't feel like we're super close to a gone south and like we're going to get yeah we're going to the whole civilization going down, we should see it, we can yeah. We are at so we're we're. Definitely at the apex of withers there's some sort of an event. That's building up to take place, and I don't know how much longer we can continue to progress until that event comes like what do you feel about when that Rapture guy a couple of months ago or Is it last month? Do you know that I just had a stroke, Didi yeah just had a stroke yesterday, days ago, which is kind of hard money. Was there a part of you going? What? If he's right right? You know like

well, this has been going crazy. You know, like all the shit that happened on any years, where a fish falling from the sky and all these dead things all around the country and then the big quakes and then fucking, Japan and New Zealand, crazy tornadoes tornadoes, like they were a good marketing department there like when I was in high school I grew up on metal and- and I was a christian kid to an a- and so I was raised. You know with being aware of the a Armageddon and the rapture and all that stuff, and I never felt like we were close like of that always felt like far away, but but things now you know where you know. Basically you know and and they they picture like the Sodom and Gomorrah like go to Vegas. You know it's about. You know there is. If there is a vengeful go

but he's looking at a Vegas. You know what I mean like. I know it sounds crazy, but I know some that were fucking close to that. I don't think Vegas is the issue Vegas no, but I'm noticing, but all these things gravity exists now that didn't exist in one thousand nine hundred and eighty four, when I read those things right where things weren't that bad right when you're, when you're talking about Saddam and good morning to go biblical scripture and all that stuff. That said, that's nothing compared to what's going on in Afghanistan or Iraq, or the millions of innocent people that died because of the bombings and all the other bullshit. It's happened that, but do you know I know, but but you you can kind of see when a crazy christian polls that kind of stuff you're, like sure hi, I sort of networks, coming well there's. You is clearly an argument that can be made. That things are accelerating now mean tornadoes. We've never had this tornadoes before and would never. I don't remember ever seeing it's running out of the destroyed three slash, four of a town before but Joplin MO town in Tuscaloosa AL. I believe it was too fucking sections yeah and you talk

about things that are like a mile wide and wider and they just destroy everything in their path. I mean I don't remember that before and numbers are higher than ever, but you know what we're dealing with such a limited amount of years that we have a database on as far as like recording and courting weather- and you know we know that things change radically. We know that you know the ice ages common go and we know that you know a bunch of happened that, over the over the course of there's been like six major extinction, events that have happened over the course of the earth life, so I don't think we have a full handle alright, but I think unquestionably, the scariest to me, or the most profound thing to me, is what humans are doing is not just with the earth is doing because, even though all those things happen- the earthquake in Japan and the tsunami and the tornadoes- and although right here where you and I are nothing's happened. You know I'm saying but we're tech. Allergy is developing developing growing. That still going.

All these events are taking place. The large Hydron collider is still going off why all this shit is going down all the different experiments that are happening in robotics and artificial intelligence and nanotechnology and genetic engineering. Those are all still constantly taken place and constantly moving further and further and they're going to go somewhere, they're never going to end it's never going to stop. They have didn't stop with the atomic bomb that didn't stop with mapping of the human genome, but not stopping with anything. So it's kind of like and they're like. Are we going to have a biblical apocalypse or a site? Aside, firebox, I'm leaning, Tord Sci FI. Then you look at something like this Salton Sea thing that I was talking about mean fuck man. The apocalypse hit salt, see if that was the only world that we lived in. If that was our only water- and this was the only tribe of people of earth- was there a little small place? It was only like a few one hundred miles in diameter. Fuck man that would be the apocalypse would dead there'd be no water, it would be all poisoned mean, that's the end in that spot, the apocalypse hit and that's, I think, what the apocalypse really is. When people wrote the Bible

theoretically, at least they didn't have mass communication, they didn't have the ability to send emails. So the apocal was what experience, what they experience their area, yeah so Atlantis that the apocalypse for them. You know anything that that took place, I was that was real. That was that for them, but meanwhile, on the other side of the world in New Zealand, people were eating coca. It's a party in and getting their dick sucked, and there was nothing there was nothing there nothing going wrong there. So I think so. In that sense the apocalypse is here: it's happened. It's just not right here right, you know, and it may not ever get here it might, it might rotate it might move around. It might be cool, just like everything else. There might be places that are good places that are bad. Tell yourself when you have a young kid too, that's true. Gonna, be alright. You start telling yourself all kinds of weird shit with young kids. You feel that yeah for sure you feel like much more protective of things, only worried about your own mortality, yeah yeah we're about living in

They've got a big earthquake, title wave, that's going to get us and hopefully were known at comic book shop or in like a grocery store. Instead, after the first That's the reason why we decided to move to Colorado right. I want to let go, why don't go where there's less people do things more relaxed? And you know things are a little more chill or just a little bit more outside. So when should it should does happen that were not stuck in a hospital and a head start city to get out yeah. You want to be in the valley when you want to get on the freeway and right yes, doctor, on the other side of the well. It's also one of the reasons why I moved out here when I first moved to Hollywood. I lived in North Hollywood and my car broken into and they stole my radio and then I didn't see Encino for a little bit and my yard got broken into and and I start slowly moving,

of those. When I had Frank the pit bulls and some broken the are the dogs. Are there any ran out, but then I had to sing was my gardener to my garden was sent me up really. I was asked me weird questions. One day was really creepy. I got a new dog and my my garden goes. It was the way he asked me he goes. He goes zeda your gall, your dog or your girlfriend's dog. I go what girl from man I go with you to it it goes. Do you live alone? I go. What the fuck kind of question is that man, and so I asked him flat. Are you trying to find out when I'm home dude only the Norman, oh man. It was like this weird answer that he had to. It was like the way you asked me was just so it's like, like a really clumsy guy, trying to trick you, yeah. It was like. I could tell that he was like prying for information and I wasn't famous or anything you know I need to get some bullfrogs Joe. I know right giant wants to protect my property, get them

Games with the bull frog? So then I slowly moved further and further out and I'm gonna move further out. Still, if I stay in California, yeah yeah, I think I'm gonna get a place in big bear. I think yeah. I was thinking about that lately. If you do win faceting Orange County at all, yeah too many people down there. That's just like this. So we were talking about with the monster face is the Newport Beach. You know those areas I like San, Diego but dude. If the shit goes down and then The band is the border there by a bunch of reactors down there to the of the exactly for this place is we're gonna get hit if we ever get in a war with somebody true and if we get a hit by an earthquake in those reactors, go nobody, then the shit goes down and everybody abandons that area and guess what that's when you're, really fucked because Mexico's right there and is the door next code just comes down and there's a nuclear apocalypse all in the same area

so yeah, but we also have the big one of the biggest military bases down there. Also so yeah do, do you think they're going to stick their when there's a nuclear meltdown will listen to be protecting our borders deal where they're going to be protecting from the air in red, frisbees and they'll, be dropping bombs on people running with bags of from Vons La Jolla, we'll be green you'll, be able to see it from space it'll, be a glowing, get a zombie apocalypse or an alien apocalypse, the fun kind yeah. I want aliens yeah I have a feeling that a we all unite together later, all our enemies. It feels to me this to you me with my person neighbor, you know, fighting off a sorting, some missing like Will Smith's moving yeah. Yes, sir, I think that the the the idea of alien life like some sort of a physical, alien life, it's so hokey, and so that to me it just seems like that's not going to be the way it happens. I mean I might be wrong, but I think that the idea of some physical thing that comes here and starts walking amongst us and shooting Ray guns like that's like some nineteen,

50s a super eight is right, yeah kind I don't wanna, give it away, but yet robots. I think I can see that I can see C3 peo such details and shit like that from another glass Smith going to be the last guy on the planet. That's why Battlestar Galactica was so fucking bad ass. That was get into that. The series, the remake the yeah yeah bad people, don't know if never seen it go, get the dvd I'm telling you she enjoyed the shit out of it and then a couple of men, series yeah there was one little mini season, is fucking good man. It's so good, well written cool, special effect, and even though it was on the Sci Fi Network, your you can do pretty bad ass, fucking special effects in two thousand and nine or whatever it was they made it special for the cyborg, you can jerk it off to the hot spot. Is fucked ooh ooh super? Oh my god yeah in the Cylons were badass there's different forms of silence. There was one that look like humans and you could people fell in love with them were fucking him and shit.

Yeah, they have a silent baby that someone made a man, the woman here, what the fuck that's a great one, Crossing. Where you going to be next coming up working people see, I got the Improv Melrose, so this weekend is Friday and Saturday and then I'm in Detroit, I'm off for a couple of weeks, but Detroit MAGIC bag July, ninth magic bag. Where is that downtown Detroit somewhere? Is it a club and then again the Juggalos in August wow in Seattle and Spokane in July, also nice proper, saying that yeah and posting those same p o s, t h, and so is the Brian Post saying that's again: that's p, o S, t h and for you, I've folks to write that down, and you have a website yeah Brian Bing, DOT, com, powerful and uh. I'm going to be in Philadelphia, known Pitts Burg, the 25th of June. Some tickets are still available, but there going quick, it's going to be at the Carnegie Music Hall

me and Joey Diaz that Saturday night in Pitts Burg so get on, that bitch is poster I made for I haven't seen you check it out? I'm sure it's ridiculous! You and then we're at Mandalay Bay, theater you, you wanna, go to Vegas that one July first Sure Mandalay Bay, theater July first and you could give Brian no him nuggies gettin Head head shit the people that are asking me questions about fear factor. I do not know what's happening. They just gave me the first offer, so they want me to do it so we'll see what happens, but I don't know if I'm gonna do it again that I might cash money son that come with them. It's fine long, doctor house up in big, bear yeah yeah! Well, I make a lot of money with the UFC now, so it's almost like it would be, would be tricky. Some almost like, I wouldn't be making anymore money. It's very tricky. Well. I don't know what I'm going to do is help everything. Everything is good. It's all good folks, will be back tomorrow with somebody? I'm not sure who we gotta couple ideas and we might even be back on wednesday- were fucking crazy. That's how we roll

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