Date: 04-02-2010 The raw audio from the Joe Rogan weekly live USTREAM video show with redban.
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That has the most ones there's a couple other ones that other people have created, but that this is the real one without the people. That notice had been taken straight up bits and put it on Itunes and put underneath the pipe ass name. My way get on You know. My attitude about the internet is always that the internet, you know, if you can. employee, energy, energy and trying to take your shit down because This is a comedian, its income. it sometimes go places and people already seen bits that aren't out anything here and they see because somebody you two did and now stand up as a whole bit about you know how people will put your shit on Youtube or not. on the way the world works in a way I work with both were real somewhere in that. We have an idea and it's never like totally Don T, keep adding to tweaking it and then what
put it on a recording at least there. It's kind of done enough, but oftentimes like I'll, put something on a recording and then like a week afterwards or two weeks or even a month later. I have a better tagline so before the before the things, even on television, I wish I knew better way to do it. You know, but somebody once said to me that you look. It stand economy as like: every performance is just they there just capturing a moment in time. it is true once you ve got some good stuff out there, but it's not true. If you don't know anything good out there. So if you don't like until like shiny happy jihad. I was not happy with any of my stuff. I would do it like my dear, Two thousand and five, the one is just called your Rogan live. We know the one I was gonna Netflix ones for networks that are, we didn't Phoenix
when I was doing that, I was doing the man show, you have see comedy and fear factor. At the same time it was your own wants an hour's frazzled and it was just like it wasn't. best performance like I wasn't like when I want to look at it. I say I think that, unlike tat, some not like enjoying myself, so I think you know but that's that one I consider like that's a moment in time. I doubt release it was better than in the stuff, and I had before you know my father, Maybe I like some of the principles I might delivery was caught fucked up back then, but now Looked at it. You are looking to stop its analysis. Like you know, every known as someone can like videotape somethin like before way before, becomes anything like your video. let me just talking shit on stage and there No it'll become a bit somewhere down the line. you know my time, someone if I go to show some more of their family download.
I should be seeing the premise, and I mean and might like not be as fun for them. You know it's like, so it's like you could look at it that it it hurt you, but I don't think I think I haven't stuff on the internet, the people enjoy is always good. That's the big problem. Everything right now, a tv shows utter like Hulu, and something that we have finally they want to share. They want to do that that concept, but they also need to make a profit from it. We kind of interesting how they have to go about doing it. Yeah. It's like, I think people there were experiencing a whole new model and I think your attitude about how your fans get your stuff is very important. It's variant! because it represents how you feel like as a performer, unlike what you feel the relationship that you haven't audiences you now and if I was like this Greece do those like enough for their negative for comparing what my fucking, my I give. You really feel I think like that like These people are just like you and be fuckin. Honest man. If you are
eighteen years old and you're broke, you fuckin download shit you're just gonna. Do it doesn't mean you're, not a fan and mean sometimes you broke. You know, and I think is If you have people you know I think, if you have a certain attitude about like what you do and then act is that you're, just trying to create things. And you're trying to make money off that, but really trying to create things that people guy enjoy like us. The most important thing is how to make money thing: it's the money will come if you work in it enjoy your work. They're going to support, you people going to come to your shows. They're gonna buy, these. If they have the money they have them. I like, if I like, there's abandoned, are really like, download their shit online like on Itunes and I'll, buy a cd to play in my car, just cuz. I want to support them, just got really enjoy them and I don't need. I can hook my ipod up to my car, but open spend that money, because I want to support them any movie. That's good uniform, not gonna, watch the dvd I buy it. I always
if I enjoy the move either by and I feel like I'm supporting artists, why do that like that's what people guy due to the intern crazy new thing: man, and I think it's giving you we're gonna get to this weird point: where see right now, it's just information. You know right now. The ability to send information is pretty. Profound and like how our world has changed, but It's only information right now, eventual It's gonna be more than information when they come up. I was talking to clearly be my clearly from every game sees the coolest. Clearly, bees do he's like that. The main man by years of war, the whole series them the unreal games, so pursued were cool. Do that are really fun. Guy came to my coffee shop. And then he came. We came you see afterwards, never even hung out. It came to the after party and we were talking he's a super cool. And we were talking about the ability.
Eventually of making printers that can print up things like that, I really what's gonna happen. Eventually, that's already kind of real yeah printers that can like me, ranging Gary they can make some. He was talking about three models that they can make with these, but they're gonna get to appoint, and it's not that far off, where you like, save your mouse breaks, you're gonna be able to go to this computer printer thing and you're going to be able to put in the combinations or whatever the fuck. You have to say. how to get a mouse or download a mouse program. A mouse is going to fucking appear in your eye, mean you really going to be able to make things with the printer. You know
the men, were the first printers. There were old and clumsy and fucked up of slow under the the new Epson. Just like a hundred bucks or something maybe hyperbole. Both the fuckin thing is like lightning pages. Just fly, buying a print out alone, ready from the roll call it up and made its insane. This programmes that you can you can get you got him. I thought we could prince should up from your computer, my own apartment, Joe somebody had a wireless printer and it has had an open. So I sit there find the biggest goat C4 with her be throwing up on their prey pages and it never went away in fact, printing successful, that's also finding how much you it I haven't! You can pretty much go through any near somebody's plenary. Do that it. So fine just figure allows you to Hungary plus hotspot. There. I think it drives. You could rex marriages later. If you knew it
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I want to get one to see words like. They have ones now crazy. What would become a human being after the first guy, a really worrying priest witches, get someone more mega inexact more, thereby so we can forget how crazy is this? This new thing about the priests in order was happening, yeah thereof, equating there then being persecuted for kid funds, to the hollow in the Pope's say: gonna save all the other thing: TAT, thou art with some other. What is going on? How crazy is there that the catholic religion, the fact. The fact that it still around is mind boggling, but the fact that anybody Take some sera all these fucking kids get molested like how many kids. The unmolested before someone steps, Ngos or maybe these guys are directly tied to God
Maybe maybe maybe we're been fooled. Just amazing that are called can have so much power in two thousand and ten Anne and that nobody wants to call a halt, and everybody wants to pretend that there's something sacred about it, because it's been around forever like it's the craziest most fucked up idea ever There was a big discussion about our message board and one of the most interesting arguments was. Some people are saying: you're you're, discounting all the positive work, the catholic church Does but I've seen anything positive, they do what they do. Charities are. That's that's them doing. Things outside of religion Doesn't have anything to do with the fuckin religion, that's just people. Doing charitable things that does not make up for kid. Fucking that does not make up living a life filled with guilt, so they can control you and keeping you down like a little bitch terrified about every fucking thing you do. Cuz you're, going to burn in hell and anybody's ever been a catholic school knows that.
I did a year and catholic School man and it was like I did a year in jail. My first grade First rate, I want a catholic school. Our lady of Chester holed up in in in New Jersey and this fucking COP nine Sister, married Josephine, I was like a pretty happy kid before this house, You know my parents had just broken up and the impact of it hadn't hit me yet you know. was. I was still in denial, you know, but I see my best, those who are still in New Jersey and then This was going on. I went to catholic School for a year and it was horrified it was brutal. Do this none was such a fucking, can't everything everything you did. You would just be on you to tell you she's going to make you sit on a nail in a closet, you're going to have to stay overnight, and she was just as haggard old bit that nobody love nobody had
with her, nobody told jokes to her: she never dance. She never supposedly, never fuck. You know she was allowed to do shit. She was just worse wrapper integration of an elderly woman possible. The best would be a woman has lived a life of joy and she just superficially to everybody. I should feel so blest that she made it through. This renders wise to investigate this. Me fucking cop she's. Hit us really to hit us like people. Think like habitability, just don't hit you rules not be fucking hit me with rulers, that's real ship, a smack. You and add it was brutal. I was Every day was terrifying, but I got some grades is that crazy, rather than I fell off school hard core off tonight. My was in like gifted clay. everything the next year after year,
the school and I totally stop try. I was sleeping. I just I stayed up all night and slept when Europe has a school you're. So terrified you push the everything you do. You don't wanna have a fuckin see you have a big deal yellow you write the monsters, man. You know I mean it's just that the whole idea, as a philosophy is the worst idea possible. That means you putting the for all of your consciousness, you're putting trust in the wisdom of someone who lives not called of kid fuckers. Really I mean look at that, so that's! What's going on a bunch of guys who aren't allowed to fuck women? Oh that's real natural! What what you're not allowed to have sex? Do you? Don't? Even I don't even get a better place in Heaven. When they go to Heaven they just get regular, haven't just like you. If you listen, it's ridiculous is the dumbest fucking idea ever could this fucking idea ever and we have to pretend I'm like CNN and shit
this is like a real issue of debate. You know, though, well there's abuse in the catholic church, but it's never like why the fuck do we still have the catholic church right. It's never. Nobody ever steps and Ngos are really really all this these fuckin Guisando robes the end. If kids, and they live in these crazy places. Together, all men really and though the nuns wrong, evil and they'll look haggard and beaten down or a few of them do some charity work. They do so, good things to say they don't need some of the millions of dollars. They trip people into giving them they. Don't it than they do some good things, Yet you never really care about the shit like the amish religion. other what'd you have catharsis was one of the worst ever is Craig Catholics who control the world we be fought. You mean nobody wants to fight off the Muslims. At least the Muslims, like the other muslim Muslims,
each other have excellent like each other, the right there, they're fucking, controlling you with death. You know, do that's crazy religion. I guess Muslims, if you believe in like Harcourt jihadists. Yes, they do too. No, it's pretty similar. You know TAT Catholicism European has over over the Muslims. As you know, here, Buck thought catholic suicide bombers. Much more rare what's happened is metallic suicide bombers. but you never see a buddhist cocksucker. You know you, never Buddhist scared to be in, like a in the middle of a woods with a buddhist guy you're not going to think he's going to fuck. Maybe maybe I'd better, protect me a real and start a real Buddhist, though people will argue that a real Catholic wouldn't for kids too. You know what's out there. I think. Maybe that is a former retards. I'd like to be around each other. It's what you know when people say: hey guys, talk about the subject, religion, a lot, but it comes a blot shouldn't. It
yet with Armenia, is about what the fuck do. Its programming now. That's really all that is no one knows any more about what life is all about than you do me. We have is dumb. We work, we've learned things. We know all of us have a different life experiences that we benefited from. We try to express these to each other, and We can all get a little smarter, the process, the other reality. As nobody really knows, the fuck is going on. Nobody knows where this is going. Nobody has idea what this is. this itself. If this, if we leave this life, this life would be the craziest drug trip. Ever Ok, if you have some sort of a logical two dimensional life like a binary lifelike, something you read out a piece of paper. If that was life, life was introduced. This library hear you This life is psychedelic. This is insanity, though We think is insane and it gets more ridiculous by the minute
you know I mean they'll, be fuckin, CNN Headline NEWS and now have an episode is came carnations, asked too fat I mean it literally will do that. I mean you know. This is where we're at this tigerwood shittin is Jesse James shitting, all this crazy stuff we're concentrating on on nonsense. You know I mean we were so much more concerned with dancing with the stars. Then we are- fact we're in the middle of two fucking wars living to raise here too much info about any more. We have too much info about these cars ass, young people that we normally not know about. You wrote a horse and accountability towards its fascinating, so fascinating is an enemy and we are set the weirdest animal ever if you Didn't have people didn't exist and you made them up, it would be too I hope you will go this ridiculous thinking, habitats, locked up that's that fucked up and they figured out nuclear weapons. That fact
and they can fly through the air to all parts of the planet through that fucked up can dance. There really have a conversation with the Pope. Like he's a fucking called leader like why you sitting down with this is ridiculous, and here we have to play along with them. No you don't have to play along with them is playing along with them is a concession that what they're saying is legitimate like did they do? They really represent something meaning its nonsense, the individual's inside that organisation. They represent something meaningful their individuals there, just trapped in this web of ideology that trapped in this thing. The Catholic Osborne drastically die Catholic, like with your fuckin human. The why you were being yourself involuntarily, which this gigantic group of people who believe nonsense. That doesn't make any sense, and no one saying that anybody else has the answers like I'm. Not saying I'm right in your wrong or I know I have some information you have, I don't know anything.
you know I have my own life that I can tell you honestly what I've learned from my experiences and things that I've read that other people of research. But what do I really know about what the fuck this ism? What's that nothing, and I know as much as anybody in you know as much as anybody there's not a single person who, as more and more of our a realistic view of the next phase of existence, whether it exists at all. No one knows, and it doesn't help pretending you do know, that's what fox everybody up with VOX everybody up is someone that pretends they do. No, because then. we with our fucking monkey instincts just fall that guy I'm like what he knows. He know he's so confident and this guy had two courses, but all these people listening to him. First choice: crazy and then all these people listening to him and said the more people listen to the more he believes, don't bullshit and the more he really thinks he is special and ordained in there to give the word of the Lord in the Morpeth Delusional mean it's
classic Jim Jones pattern. You know I mean that's what it is. It is that the idea is completely ridiculous. That's, guys who don't get pussy. Have the answers. Nobody, Scott, the Fuckin answers and there should be no, Reality is like this. They should be. Predetermine patterns of behaviour that are attractive to follow. because anyting predetermine like that is going to fuck you up cuz, it's not going to give you a realistic map of the world. You live in your map of the world back with people had very little information. When Catholicism was created, the map of the world was there was no internet. There is no, you know any exchange of ideas. There's no pornography available in your fucking Iphone anywhere. You look when they're. So many things are different about that world than about this world and other crazy nonsense, you know, could be easily disproved. If so, we will try to stir. Not that religion today, you know it
but it's there, it's been there forever. So people just fuckin, stick with it. It's the weirdest thing ever like logically region is one of the worst things ever. It's so hard to believe still around you ve really got stop blocking lost at the wrong time. Parties. It's getting religious or religious or yes, well, maybe I'll tune in some kind of outcome. To confuse now probably no religion a lot more than me. I would really like him when I don't. I don't. I know I know certain enough to get annoyed and then, when I start researching it more becomes warm or cookie, and then I can't. Anymore, so I only know surface details of all religions. Not at all, I know about. All them is they're all ideologies you known any anything like that is dangerous. Anything where you got older people. Will you grow up with these older people that are telling you what what what's what you should and shouldn't? Do they don't know? You know at best,
Now we exist really well in small tribes, but I think What people in small tried, though smarter just so important stay alive. These people have this intense bond of family and I think what happened with human beings is. We were from small tried to join, the country so fast, you know over the corset. just a few thousand years and I'll think, are our body caught up with that. They got body has separated itself from the fact that you know, we really are all connected. You know, I think in this. More tribes when they were looking out for each other all the time. It was really like having a giant family, but we don't feel connected as a country. I don't feel connected with all the Americans. Who knows that seems ridiculous. three hundred million over so like how can aid, but it connect to everybody back then they could. That's how we're wired we're wired for that kind of life. I think that's why so many people depressed letting people depressed
because the energy and their life is imbalance because they don't have enough love companion is all about, and that is all you need to just fuel love show me negative, it's like if you were at at on a plane, and you hear it like a screaming kid right. Next to your trying to sleep, you know given from you. You know you have kids now, but In the old days it used to just right, you wanted to drive buckings, not that ours is crazy. Doesn't drama is above all like there was a conference like it. I like it's way by certain rights, only have slap your father. I went waterfalls only the other day very bright. Spot It's funny. Idealized wants that once a year I can give cracking crime movies and shit that Jeff Bridges movie crazy
really how I see that in the grip of mother- and I agree that clear link got me a couple times. You got me private arms. There was One especially because it was about a little kid look again lost time anymore. It's almost by unworthy where they were the movie. But if you haven't seen, it I'll bring it on my I've heard tomorrow should wait. I've always did no one is more of a technology junkie than this motherfucker, and if you have ever seen his you two page. Let's find Jesus right, yeah, you two backslash, let's find Geez, he's got ready and you got a red. Then Dakar, Ebola, Ba Anti. If you ever think about it and carve a camera. Anything check out his reviews. Disease, like the most thorough he's. The biggest tech head I know, anybody who is more of a junkie of technology and a more also more knowledgeable.
you're, always on the ball of so many people. Giving shit on his Ipad yell are a little bit of an apple fan. I'm not a family here. Why that's? Why they're giving you shit is your excited there really hating. The your excited, you know, It's one see what gets tricky now you praise and object, but when you start shooting on like the Kindle volcanoes dead, fuckin kid a while and then people defender Kindle they get crazy. You know I'm not mine apathy and an annual solely cameras. I love my camera. I liked the company, like the support, something that I believe and I think that the best of their little portable tat it s enough with the Ipad but with crazies before I was kind of a tricky myself like you, I just want to get network is better than a network. I may support this thing, but then lately they ve been showing all these applications and, unlike like they, have Netflix now so I'm gonna tether internet from my cell phone and be able to watch Netflix anywhere. I want to draw the United States pay.
Those are my marble, I'm not I'm tired of people and as many living in my fucking technology road, it's great itself on it, because if you are forced to live your life in front of a computer. And then someone allowed outside it be so happy to go outside right now. It's because we were forced to live in reality that the computer lab seem so much more it seems more like, like us, I'm looking for some leeway, fire, like my Google's, when my fear website, I'm searching for south always and searching that's that's the best thing about my message board when I go to that message board every day on looking woody which ground were happening. What am I looking for? I will Click links and your literally sometime nodding out foreign keyboard. You ever do that yeah, like nodding out keyboard socially, I'm Possibly writing- and I just or from the internet and then moving on now to my blood I do it would cause retirement or even are looking for.
teacher. Are we really going to bed and another sitting on my report? and even the same website over overweight or that one update eyes. You know a man, it's pretty bad aspects. Comedian, though there's never been a better time to be able to provide Again, I am so much better than had ever been before, because you know you can you can, get information out there. You know you can develop like a whole network of your fans in your twitter page. In your message board and people get to know you at the real you sally. Nowadays you do like an interview in Alex somebody like Dean, Martin or someone. I think he went about my yeah. It knows how to get some of the shows that what they know about you is like you do, like the insolvency goin stage during seven minutes. That's all you got now you can. You know already like we were worth our aims very funny? Guy has sometimes as a hard time getting gigs on the road, and I was saying you should put together
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the people already remember all there? Is that guy's gonna funny, but I think it is going to fuck you too many timing got like others swanny. They send it to your friend ruthlessness guys. Larry's RNA says his rent, that's what happens it just gets going. Itunes is saying. The other day I try and tell my friends Song Y know you got here this anti economic, oh you don't have an Iphone downloaded it right, intimate and like a minute. I purchased it downloaded with blue. Leaving it to my stereo in my car had spoken knows. This is like a jewel box at the best you box ever that just ideas, crazy, Annette, she's, gonna, be in your car and it's gonna be was activated. The annual press a button and say go to Itunes, Download, rolling stones tat to you, ban nationally have you seen that deal with the new Photoshop CS, five or six whatever it is now a new feature in it. it's on your message board look under like new photo shots and undermine form by I its mark.
fixing, so I can take a picture for the treat or the shadow to the Bellaire. There's there's like somebody in the way of you, you just circle it and cut it and it it does it looks around and tries to make its own seen through the sitting there like tree gone Blair, gone shadow gone it just like you have a brand like it does all the hard work that took like hours and hours. There's going to be. Its borders. No further. Only really my praise. In every photo. You take like using your faces, a rate cut a wrinkle take maker, skin girl back they go find out we're skin textures, see the video Genoa Swiss Ochreous Sonia completely gone nap were to go to the Mattel Times next year. Is it really is getting very strange technologies getting very strange? It's really is getting to this weird point. We talk about this, for. We have been talking about our states. Lately there used to be that people now robot is my blog that when, when they invented,
something it was to make their life better. You know what year did the first caveman invented putting a sharp stick. You know you know court appointed rock at the end of its stick, so they can kill something and then they invented a part of that you take the meat put in some carried easier and then they invented Let me made their life easier, what factors the large hadron collider due to major lives easier- Did it looked ass, an emotion say: it looks like the biggest robot rollercoaster ever We need to make a movie and their rights. criminal records to and can imagine- I just think of the idea behind it. We are going to send Adams around it. One in seven kilometers circle, giant machine to build up speed. They get like just below the speed of light slamming. How is that trickling down to anybody.
Anything at a particle physics it trickled down to to make life more convenient for people. Anything. I mean you're talkin about like the biggest scientific project in history. Ten thousand different scientists from a hundred countries and its cost billions and billions of dollars. If I'm not crazy, right, and they don't get me wrong because somebody said something like this: they haven't. You attack science in other, trying their doing what they ve done, so not criticise oh, I'm not I'm not on one side or the other. that examining round them doing this, I'm just completely fascinated by I am so fascinated by the idea that they're trying to recreate the conditions right after the Big Bang and that's what they're looking.
and that's what they're doing this and probably something weird that it would trickled down to like storage power battery life is not an easy sums. Ridiculous, like that, we're figuring out how to save power energy. I mean maybe because there are making a correction, there might be some weird like that or could be some gay. Could it could trickled down? I guess, and we will have in us to say let s marked a main ones when things get really walkie is worth when they really figure out how to crack time when they figure out how to travel through time. You know. It's been like there's a model that this this fucking. This scientist, I think his name is Kurt. Godel was like when I was Those with the double or what is called LE anyway, he was this guy who figured out If you could, you have to take a cylinder half the size the solar system and spinning at the speed of light. Yet.
cross its. I don't remember exactly what the fuck. You know that the former was worth, but if you did that, if you, if you ask- created this thing that was half the size and sources. Louis speedily. Sire, you actually could go back in time. I get is possible. we would have if they figure out something along those lines, because the thing about me we're not gonna, be satisfied with just a large hadron collider. It's not like that, I figure this out thinking to create the Higgs boss in particle. While here we got it, we did create God particle and we we know that it's real, now we're going it's gonna, be another thing: gonna be the going. Try you crazy. We think we can make a black hole. Well, Thank you. May black hole is not do it. Well, we don't know which megabytes hold. We think we may and we think it'll go way really quickly. I was that's that's been. Did fucking with everything you and you thought I like a lie that we talk about recently. I always keep on going back to thinking is like
how would have all these creek lately I've Krzysztof go on my life, what if me, and you and a future like Iphone fifty- are changing the pass in other hey. What do you want. Smart. You know what I mean they were creating her own past using technology like changing time, and when we are talking about how we would that be like if we could sit there now. Ok, we can go back to nineteen. Eighty nine, oh you're, you're eating pizza. Here you want some crazy to happen where eating pizza here Kiev's is throwing this crazy. You know bride because like lately, it seems like this is like a good luck. Stop. It happened me simply in so in saying that data seems like unwavering reality, show cameras to come out. you know. I have often thought that there's a path that you're supposed to live in life
will sort of illuminated self to you as you go along the way. As long as you pay attention to your instincts right, you know, and I think a big part of that path is like your attitude in life and how you, how you view things and how how you, how you feel about yourself how the about life- and I think in it as much as you can come a dick pay. A lot of that you can decide how you view the world. You can kind of side your beer approach to things. And you can decide it based on your instincts, and I think, if you do that, then every encourages workshop Jerry Way we're zone as you do the right things. It's like you, the really be a positive person. You have to really be disciplines. You don't feel like you're slacking off on all the things you should be working on. there's like there's a certain balance, there's a certain guiltiness that you feel when you
work hard enough? It's something! That's therefore reason right: it's not necessary! You can get your life just by doing what I was doing. It feels better fulfil it yourself to feeding the process. You know, I think I think, there's there's a path to life. And I think you might think very being controlled by us in the future. You think I'm gonna break. I think maybe that is possible in the fuck knows, but I think, what's more likely is that every person sorted this ridiculous sounds that every person sort of fits into a peace in this world and that this world everything about it from bottom water, fuckin spatial that it's all connected And then it really is evil. It seems like wife what we think of it. It just life. That's what we ve labelled hears life on the world here is always p. We're going about their day here. They know about on the war we think about. like that, but really, all these things in this life, everything they they all.
value. They all have a position. They all have a purpose and it really is like what we're living in is we're living in a gigantic mathematical equation, and I think that As with all human life, I am alive with wind and fucking earthquakes and everything I think it's all up. Part of this insane mathematical equation. that chaos in life and earthquakes and media impact. These are all built into this equation. This is how the system works. This is how the system works. It seems like this. Easy randomness, this fury of nature and you know, and birth and death, and you know, and sexuality and creativity, and Why was my childhood? So bad? And you know why was I raised? You know in a wealthy family now Maisie, you know different these different things. There, play you like a little part in this giant, fucking equation is just so big. We can't see it
so crazy, an alien, because it is us because is the world we live in its almost impossible. for us to really see the big picture, think that's very possible, the very possibly what we're doing this work. I think all of us are living. A giant mathematical equation and I think it probably has something to do with technology mean no one You know treats that like like its serious possibility, because it's a subjective terminator movies, you now, but if you looked at what hang on. You would see that technology is increasing at a much faster rate of evolution and human beings, If, essentially, what were capable of doing as human beings may calculations and move make decisions, and you know I have me, Or code and a judgment you mine, I mean you can fuckin probe a religion into Computer any would actually follow it. You know you can give a computer a personality.
Force a computer to react, assert way different things than you You're out away to put a computer so small that you put in artificial body that you have created with your fucking com, Under the next thing you know you have computers making life and that life is a computer in the computer is living. Its own version of this mathematical programme- yeah, that's it is possible. Is ass, being a part of the map program right It's all very possible, though We are here to create technology and our whole society is geared towards green technology. The factor in China. Do you know how fucked up she is in China. insane you re others, one city of regulators, I think Vps TV did a documentary on it Is one city where it so bad there than just breeding the air is like smoking through Pack of cigarettes a day. Pretty bad here, Tunisia, the other day,
was coming our drive into my house, and you can even see Burbank because small. That is bad. We just breathe it everyday, it's not every lit by its like have a good boy was clean air as well the reasons why we moved Colorado. You know I want to get away from this overpopulation asked and taxes time. While everybody says that job, that's, why? What is moving to ask? And I certainly think it issues that are less people or nicer. We were in Charlotte. Caroline this week for the USA and People and Charlotte yourself recognise as my second remove any South Carolina and Worker Charlotte North tell the people were so flogging cool everyone rolling everybody was normal. You know. It was like Really nice place people really nice, though everybody restaurants and bars flight, theirs
people. People are more down home to more friend. Let you know it was. It was a good time. You guys think the best way to live New York, I will just add, and those those of more more interesting things. We went from New York to Charlotte North Carolina Charlotte North Carolina Way better I mean New York yeah, more restaurants, yea others more. So definitely, but this also more attention is also the dealing with the overpopulation doing traffic. Use like everybody's on edge, I don't wanna live somewhere, were everybody's on edge. You know yeah, it makes it makes people little bit with some people more creative. It makes I think it makes for more interesting people. You know more people on the EAST coast are way more interesting to me than people on It was the way for you to meet with the left. Side of the United States is more dangerous than the right side, but yet the right side has the angrier people than the left side. When it comes to the EAST coast,. what movies that goes is more dangerous. Like angry people,
Like the New York attitudes that Boston to ease nordic gangs, we're gonna use close is more aggressively aggressive, but yet that's the safer place to live, but you you think, Be NICE North Carolina wiser to save report, because the whole We live on your life into the world. Shit like that earthquakes in the volcano is in the buggy sword out. You know what they have to do with snow, snow them your secrets of snow now makes it a little more a little more hostile. In America at least, I tried Explain away that that like why people so aggressively Boston,. I was able to do that cold weather. It gives you a little more tents, but I think is more to it than that. It's cold weather and overpopulation together. That's what makes do she people, because in Canada the people are so fuck him, their sole boy. You know what that doesn't make sense, either because even Toronto Toronto, a big city
Or nice for their two categories- maybe it's you might see there. Maybe if we are biased migration, you get what it's like its candidate is not a country that living under the shadow of this government is out there trying to take over the world. Now. That's part of it to me with that Wake you up for America in the 50s, though, or are you know in the in the thirties and forties which were there they're, pretty aggressive back then too, and even one thousand eight hundred and twenty gangs of New York what it used to be alive? Do gauge in Europe. Is an awesome movie at our sea now also deal they Louis is one those do as they like becomes who over the fucking in that movie he's like a different dude? What does he say. You know he's as one of few guys the relief Russell. do that Jerry? man can do the shit. You know he's one of those days. It has become too different. Do when he's a noteworthy.
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you're about died at. You definitely do like art and all you know, everything's often doing this now everything about that on average a number of years in the pyramids. Yes, yo lecture the pyramids, but you know what a community without genome. I didn't mean it. I think I've seen so much of what I mean. I think tat. It would be really nice to go over there and see it live for sure. Does things like a bee spiritual Matthew, indifferent? Finally, air, yeah. I know what you mean yeah, but I'll be ok without seeing a man. I think it's real of to see a lot of things. I love see the Congo but Onawandah when their rights to scare where they get but went forth here.
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all over funding by looking through my car, trying to find a head like some line or in their heads and clothes, and back pillow, Families, blue things, and I dressed up all in blue nepotism net. On my head, and I got bus, stop, and I was on the Ellen Show is doctor. Manhattan funniest things that was, I took a sleeve of a blue coat and I put through my zipper and I and I tied it at the end and put some socks in it and stuff like that. It looks like I had this big wavy dick and nobody even saw They didn't even understand that's what it was, but if you watching, knowing that I'm coming out on a limb like that's, introduce doctor what Mr Manhattan you're not coming up with the swedish media of this there is, But I will have you not have that online? I think I do bids on Facebook. Dairy put it on the masses for public should have arisen.
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I saw the mayan ruins at Chichen Itza, which is is pretty humbling, mad it and it's really fascinating, just stand there and I do agree that there's a big difference between standing there in person. You know and checking these things out, then watching a video or or singing on in picture. Standing there in person was up pretty flabbergasted. Footlong saying is, I don't need to go to Egypt. I would like to yes, but I don't need to. I could be okay with both are not saying that the same thing, and certainly not. but you can learn a lot of things about certain places and will experience like home, amazing and beautiful. They are just from DVD, you really don't have to forgive. You don't have to go the Congo, the Cairo so fucking dangerous. Thing there is trying to kill you every thing there there and there they kill elephants what Did you hear me son? They got ass, the kill elephants they climb up the fucking elephant go into
ear and start eating his brain while he's alive, and they do that. In surges there little monster ass, they climb incited to eat their fucking brain and their response. Both are way more deaths in Africa than any of the other things. Ants kill every thing: man, they kill every thing, there's some monster, crazy, scary, ads and in Africa. and that's not even for a father, what about the spiders that act as a team? There's? No, spiders anywhere in the world- that act in packs except the Congo, and they don't even know why but fucking dears get trapped in these we'll tiny, really spiderwebs dears Try these tiny spiders swarming like a hungry, wants and fuck em up they make. ass, fucking webs. They realise that their small in order to survive and stay alive. They have to jack bigger shit, so they did.
contain, got think it burns. They get all kinds ship. Fucking nuts man, it is and that's true. spiders. What about the falcon snakes? There's all kinds of fuckin snakes in the cargo. There's there's a chimpanzee in a carnival, that's six feet tall and they walk a bright sometimes bondo apes. It sounds of tar sands totally ridiculous, because nobody ever tell you about, but its. They have photographs these days to get a picture of a dead one. They have different Poland samples, like they confirmed this, an actual real animal it has occurred. on his head, like a gorilla does so it's a different animal is a different species of chimpanzee, that's a much larger and they call them lion killers. That's what the locals call them and they have a fucking observed. Scientist observe and photograph them eating a dead Jaguar They killed the Jaguar, but what the fuck their eating a goddamn, Jaguar S, wife rise and personal force field is important,
But I would love to see nobody. I wanna go there. Jesus Christ go the Congo. just a mosquito for the rest of your life up that show the enemies inside us where people, they always go swimming in Africa and what fucking geniuses and shit It's in there is something rotten away, their brain. You know a bridge tumors grown. There had to be a mass of worms. Did they picked up in Africa seven years ago? Get them I gotta Africa. Are you crazy, everything's trying to kill you there? Everything? That's scary man, something good corner to enemy inside yeah. That's nice things importance. Do the really good the really good at coming up with tears World aims. They're pretty procreative becomes what questions.
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How did I even you, never really City Wozniak started Larry that sort of thing about Al Gore, but he never really said that he invented the right now. He helped work on the well became. but it was more like funding. I push avails or some not like you might have yet been a guy pushing for right. You might have said that he was one of the people who helped with the ever say. Does anybody know any want to lift up? You know why fuck Al Gore give a shit about. Al Gore how much money Al Gore's made from climate research. Now my why Al Gore has made an ass load of money based on the idea that we are in a warming, the the earth with our bullshit, We may very well be, I don't know man, but I do know that people get nothing about that issue. Does while those weird issues these those right left issues are so strange or people just
darts bound now shit and they don't. They have a really done the research. Yet you know like there's, is a good video, the same guy that did this video was Sarah Palin. I remember the dude's name I'm going to find out, though, but he did a video We went to a Sarah Palin book signing and then ass. These people, like you know when you feel about in our European. what we really gets excited about now about her our stance on the issues and no one knew a fuckin thing. No one had any idea what you know. They were just like cheeses, those she stands for. You know whole values and fine she's. The best thing going, she's back to real people like they're the same nonsense, and you realize that people have to fuckin. They didn't have to makes ass, they just have to have a bunch of people thinking it makes us that's all you really need to have, but this guy he did it with the teapot people do, but he made his way
and it is just genius shit man, people just everybody just they just take a side that there's thirteen takes another man, and it's like this us vs them nonsense. It's just so crazy when it comes to global warming. When it comes to Care it's like you know, everyone has a very typical and predictable typical and unpredictable. You now stand something very rarely to people straight. Outside the either or ideologies left or right now, but I hate when people ask me a democratic republic. We are talking about is a nonsense game. It's all nonsense. There's no fuckin Democrats, there's no reply. we're going to stop it. It's all nonsense. It's been nonsense and beginning is just it's a bunch of fuckin red tape and and and and fuckin just complications and your budget shit piled
together to take action. All either or the ice that there really are Democrats than we. Let me live. What's Obama's duties don't exist? exemption bushed. It he's doing a little a few things different, socially don't ask don't tell, but when you win, the Nobel Peace Prize still send thirty thousand more people to a war that nobody wants Do they really no more than anybody else even in times of all attacks on me, man do like talking sports and to me. Don't you think that if you just doesn't to me I don't think you should spend less time. Who cares what parliament has thought that a guy fuck it all those stupid just negative? We really think about how fucked up his home It states government is better in gun. Think that its is it possible to do anything about it. I think it is what the ways you can do something about. It is not necessarily it's it's influencing people with thought and changing these people's opinions before they get into this terrible situation of do in fact of things that are not
A fitting the people, I think I think you have an effect em you have to let them know that their than ever for ever. I didn't people way better than that to me. So, instead of worrying and standing, stress on their own domain to me, it's like another crazy reality should, after watching, you know as having spoken like it since the day at each other rests solely as a complete anyone can on its everyone, spoken faggots, all both phrases. That Fox NEWS is real. That's real that is like some parents to the Fox NEWS. The real show Fox NEWS is like. If there was like a tv, a movie from the 80s would like Bill Murray in it, some sort of a parody. That would be like the right. You know raw fuckin truth organism that would be that the network that they would make fun of in a parody moving in that what s really going on man and the parity movie, they would be lay some really hot belong chick. Who was me as Bach?
you know like all those hot blonde, chicks on on Fox NEWS that all look like they have. This mean face another hot as fuck, but they got this black guy fucking yell at you, man Don't when they interrogate do on a show when they give people our time and a showman copy blot legality, stern, right wing Like area in blue white, hot bitches. You know that's perfect, for, like a bill movie does be rewarding something before can only be screaming nazi shit or somethin. You mean that I would be in the movie mean they really are. It is really is, life is like life is like as ridiculous somali. More almost unbelievable, I mean when you think about like a plot. A movie that is is predictable. That annoys you life. As we more me, we more black.
you know what looked like the TED haggard thing with our guys in the village? God it's called doing gay sacks of crystal meth. You know the Fuckin John Edwards thing what he gets busted and his wife is dying. These high heaven, this baby with another woman, is this craziness that goes on the people in all of it altogether. We are that naughtiest movie of all time. You know where the craziest movie ever. Do you think What the fuck is this folks, where, where is this going? You know we're artist living and until our body shut off and We don't even address it, would only stop and really think about it. I mean you're on Oprah and I really want to tell you how you can better decorate your living room with fucking feng Shui, and you know the the the the current consciousness our culture, you know, is not at all focused on
the really big questions like the really freaky fucking questions like that, the fact that how little? We think about space. You know the little. We think about the fact that any time some crazy shit can happen. There could be a hyper nerve and the next council will be wiped out instantly, what this is, real and random and easily can happen. Now. It's very many campfires like make a campfire now. Could you be, really get a campfires. Somehow you you can. If there was any money in like campfires, ok, we're gonna have a campfire night. You could get any money. Format for Roma can be at this camphire. Why. and I even won't be like a best pursued at lunchtime- should want to take pictures of me with it is up to the matter. You will find it very much
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shit rather, you know, is about better out here, though back in Ohio is completely different way. More broke stirs, and I. Now these out here, most people- and I now are you no kind of like have jobs like us where words at comics people are really your shortly. I well know a man. Given a regular life in a regular jobs, it's very hard for people to do after awhile, because You know where sold is bill, a good that all you need to be happy is, you know, find something. That's pays well and it work no steady work, doesn't matter if you don't love story every time you now you you, you go through it and yet, I know you move up the ladder and you make more money and buy a bigger house, and then you fucking die. You know, there's no, there's no end to that. You know and for some idea, for some reason we're sold at there is where sold, that we're doing something we're working hard and it eventually going to.
he doesn't pay, it is die. You know everybody just dies, so you have to enjoy This is a challenge right now and it's not it's not. But for everybody there's been a lot of times in your life and in my life than we weren't enjoyment thing she now I wasn't. I wasn't enjoyment, Together they drive limos, what website, like have you been geared uniquely famous, are in one famous anyone I with my by why phrasing, Tourism back Y know, I almost got to drive Stevie Rave on, but he wouldn't take limos. He would only take cap that, like the worst day for your like I'm getting drunk- and I always versus private panicked approach, elder approached me that children monopoly after I was, I was used to revive yet so, if I really have to drive a car park paragraph nineteen years, all those an idiot.
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I was on my guy deny hours and hours he doesn't have a life. He gave me his whole life for sixty thousand nausea right, like this fucking guy literally no bullshit working sixteen hours every day he was always there. I looked at him. Ok, you got tricks on right now. You're doing the wrong thing. Man I got to get the fuck out of here, but that ain't easy. If you got a job, if you only doing it for a few hours a day, you know if you're doing it like a regular job and that bad really feel good clients. You know what you doing just sitting down here, driving that's no big deal. They want you to work crazy hours. I was doing now's weak and they were the old man. I mean they wanted me to put it more. also network eight hours, eight hours- and I want to go home Now- go out enough, Michael this twelve, these to wait for the next pickup delightful fuck, Mikey fuck you I weren't there are giving out here I don't want any more hours of work to do. I had again
egg, some fuckin bar in one of these common things and how to leave work for the gig and when I was there on the way there they switched the gigs like this at all, when of sending this one's then it was like, I think, was probably Boston calmly at the time of working age, see and hear about these little gigs inelegant weird little place. You drive like an hour and a half, and it was like a little sports bar and then have a little these new girl stage, some thousands which, like say hey this guy's gonna, go with him. Is he doesn't have a car. So what are you gonna this place so that and so this asshole called up the fuckin, the bar, where I was supposed to be. The asked me like you. Now my you're gonna get so a cause of the fucking bar and then the next is you Brian Motherfucker. You told me you were working like likely I won't eight hours gadgets. We had told the whole story to keep my job at a call is born. After what our right, residual,
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all week all day, all week exhausted and the end of every day, just so tired push the lawnmower in the hot sun and digging holes with people and doing whatever the fuck they want you to do is Labor day. and this mother Fucker didn't give a shit like couldn't imagine that I couldn't imagine having someone work for me and having them do all the stuff and then treating them like shit like a like. You knows if you deserve this what kind of a fucking human being you know, make someone work hard and doesn't appreciate that and that's terrible and it sets you up in life to start thinking of work like that. You know, so you never think you're going to do anything with your time. That's going to be actually fun even possible.
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like it makes it more fun like it's one thing to have like a normal colony show, I know you want that too, but I think it's also funded just shoot shit, in on me. Make fun things out with a microphone the end of the show I was having calculate tat thing except, was becoming desk, as everyone has the same questions not condescend to deceive twice. The you're gonna sing questions. If I rise as a sine qua non trotted, some things have to be answered the sailor I like the empty. There is no other way to answer, Y know, there's no other way to explain. I have explained the best way to explain it and that's that that yourself, every time they always finds of its. If I do like that anyone rise, so Don't know what to do about that, I'm going to put that on my next special that description of it. So that way, nobody ever asked me that cuz, I know what it is. in your duty and a lie outside good ideas, which you know.
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unless it's like that, I don't give predictions and those fights don't occur in the UFC. Do UFC fights ninety nine percent of them like something like what the fuck is going to happen Does this fiscal? I could see last scenarios taken place and theirs neither one of them is, is definite pressure So I would never say this guy's gonna this and that when I hear guys socially guys that have never fought in anything before religious sports broadcasts repented and their talk and shit about fighters and like this guy doesn't belong in there with them, and it's going to be easy. Work for that. Guy and Eli look for him to knock him out in the first round like we can talk to you about your just make you some crazy prediction about what the fuck is going to happen in a fight between two old man that are more than capable smash each other. You see when you should zag, but some cracks. the knees give out and you get a flashlight your face when you wake up that shit is normal, that's par for the course it happens all the time I mean people who never thought they're gonna get knocked out get knocked out. It happens all the time, people
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leave him alone. The other, though that's not funny part about that movie. You know everybody's like liking, enjoying doing for Peter. Yeah, it's a lower. I would hope that that's not case real life. Thirdly, wrote my clubs like that, like those old video at least to see about the fighting the yards, where they called where they like, Fights almost hoovering Russia, the russian gang fights, that's the same as a fight club or gang war. You too, and russian fights russian soccer thug fight, yes, sacrifice a b the flock out of each other. We ve talked about the form that the other guy's, not Russians, as it does a dirt different breeds that's a hearty race, dignity. The Russians they love the browser.
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two dumb and then, where are we now we're one thousand nine hundred and seventy seven? What are we doing? What you know you would be shittin your pants go fuck we're stuck in seventy seven internet, refrigerators sucked back, then nothing was good. Cars Ross shitty the brakes. It rarely starting from anything. Do software Everything sucked it wants Viewer Lebaron, seventy seven fuck fuck that suck to a kind of back they saw we'd on we was. Totally legal vacuum. I have not seen Michael Rupert Film Collapse, but I heard it really gonna rescuers Netflix I've had watched. These was in the world. Goods is collapsing under foot. Surrey is right, but it was only on the movies or something. How is it around
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Really from my eyes, who is why are there much much love? He was really funny guy. He was a do. That was my message board from the beginning. Really, I can't remember when it was now There are member time there was one time were he he took for a while, and I call them at home, information from somewhere call him at home. I found out that his brother had died recently and he had some some real serious family issues. He was very depressed and you know I talk to who is it was nice to know that he was ok. Physically, but it was real sad and then it came back and eventually became his old self again, and he was just one of funding is posters. Man do was so like quit. Really witty and apparently, according to his wife, he had always wanted to be a standard comedian. That's that's one want the reasons why he liked to hang onto on my board. Has he got to.
Still. I really be an online comedian. You know I mean that's like a real thing now what we ve talked about this before, like their dues and message boards are like they're, they're comedy stage. like you're, a good example that year I'm I consider you mean you ve done stand a comedy a few times. I consider you like an internet convenient because you make these little videos or funny, and you ve put him up on the internet where the prizes like I've spent so much time five hours, spinning a ton of ours. Just You can get three to five minutes in front of a people in the same amount of time make videos that thousands will see. Why would I want to do non stage? My could do the same thing on the internet and give fifty million times more people, seeing it right and then eventually led us over the army thing. If you get enough people to see you're sure you can develop again in community and then you can go do show you know and that's what the russian Army really needs take advantage, as are
He has a name I mean he's been opened up for me for years, thousands of people see and because of that and then he's been on the job Norton, show down and dirty with Jim Norton, and he's got a lot of clips on the internet and he's ended on Opie and Anthony with me. A bunch of times was on the lam. I was there, so he's got enough. Staff happening that he should have a community is as a matter of like putting it together. That's why so much better! Now that has ever been before in offer comedians, and my message boards want the best parts about it in this dude outlaw was one of the best Sportswoman message board. He was a great guy, is really funny and he was just. We have just hang out with him in real life a few times once way back in Houston Way way back in the day. I was here shows that seven seven years ago and then again recently last year he came to Dallas and water Mark two at a time
Other than that to at least one- but I can remember when it's saddest thing for me- is going to his facebook pages and it's photo I forgot for Christmas last year. I think, Christmas. I sent him a photo of me shaving my chest. While I'm not really shaving. I took that, like a photo of me like. Here's a jerk, that's how our relationship all were what you do on the internet photoshopped back and for you silly photos and stuff. then I went to space, but me has an honest facebook pay. It's not my all that fucking photo ever thought about one and a cool place message board is like you know. We have like these online for. Are they really are online France, some of em? You never me some of They just they just exist online. As long as your personality is cool and your friendly you're funny you now, you eventually get it
the whole max there. You know and that's what's encouraged funny ness and personality and an openness and the idea in other. You don't have to fuck again fights with everybody talk to on line and that, if you do say something, to somebody about reform in earlier douche. Bag of those should be really find it out, and it is nice to have something like that. You know it's nice to your chance to meet cool people, that our problems would never me in real life, like you or like outlaw more, like you know, Tony's ear in me. There's a lot of people. A lot of people that we met on line Babby is really
guys. I look forward to see on ice when I'm in town, I see him on a journey, rotten and Jan GMO Engine, Jane Flower and her husband Henry Missile, this a bunch of people that we met that are really cool. It's it's! It's a nice thing to have cultivated in I'm just happy that we have just had with this guy, and I am happy that we were in his life. And that he took pleasure in Hanover Message Board and when the best artist, one of the best Arizona to enhance crazy that he was Make a million from his art Who is a really creative guy? Just you know, first, while he was in Oklahoma and I didn't feel like you had a lot of opportunities around them and now all the time it just didn't feel like that. May things were available to him, but he was a great guy. Man. Sucks really does suck. Yeah and he was fairly young- ran his thirty minutes. Thirty five falcon,
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A campfire, winery ticket, twenty five dollars. Yours you now to a gig like in Vegas like every week, the desolate ass you do every week this new people come in every week. You know. There's always people come in fire Fagus. So bad luck to stay there Vegas is, like it's like smuggled cigarettes. It's like you get away with it for a long time, but it s a judge. You know where you could not do it in a year by Bus Mara I share the done it they had ever say should have moved vase, but I think doing today is even if I did I'd still wouldn't leave their flying in doing weekends. I wouldn't be able to do it when I was five gigs. I cant do five next week. I'll do my marbles for sure five minutes away.
to another we find in coming to a lot of. It is based on enthusiasm, and I think I did every night I heard do five nights a week ago would be as enthusiastic. I like will days off. Sometimes in the weekend off here gets it uses all fired up and that's the best way to try to create new material till you can create new material, you're always doing long headline sets all the time. I think the better way to do it is to this really sit down to break out. New ideas, then, should go but try to monitor its eyes to introduce him to bed, but sometimes introducing in the middle of business.
Sometimes I think, maybe the westward scars days like some crappy open, my son, Martha you make sure there's something else. I think I'm gonna do that at improv do work the ideas, a new shit shell and do a show real cheaper than the club gets up on my firefox or somewhere that and then just work on all new material. Now not even have an opening at nothing me go up in half an hour after summer that thing about. Don't think that there might be a good mood trouser two different stuff. The coordinator. You can only get nicely stamps on my time. Look our minds, my timezone, a canoe, I'm Can you in my crazy Garrick stony go canoeing? Now it is the best man we're just going through nature and is in the boat, was unwarranted crazy. Guy then your back to peace. It is so fine until I put myself in that regard, Roma. None at all.
Canoeing is like it just gets a little rapidly legged like this, but it's not like. You were all fools and stop people died. There was a real shoulder filming forum, none of you could stand it like this, like this team, it's not like this girl ashes. Why were shoes by water canoe and went under and she should have an ok, but she had had some another got wedged between two rocks stock, so she went out and got stuck under. They have to go under a poor, I'm crazy canoeing, then that gluing, I didn't I may have been goin since I was a kid. It's like it, for babies by its soul, he's fine fine in your people, in my own, really I'm like a lake yea, all your little, I just I just I'm not down, was like winning go into and share with those on the left left left. Now I got it. I haven't decided for myself in a situation where I'm trying not to have the fucking took over use the lights.
Why now freed me out is that's how I that vs DOT tv show about Arctic from others at one. Do I facing was high now and he lives in Alaska and North EAST laughter. Their daughter fell off the boat when she was two years old. They were, they were living at their fuckin, the Yukon, where there was a colander north artic. Whatever fathers mean these wait, an artificial where these wait, a fuck up their deep, deep, deep into Alaska and his they were a river with a canoe and the fucking canoe tipped over their daughter was two years old. She drowned ever found her little blue that that killed. That story killed me and every year they go to the site like near where, where it happened, they plant flowers and wasn't followed healing ribbons, and it was.
Spark by watching them cry, they had two grown daughters like that into two daughters afterwards, but it's still crush them. Thinking about the two year old that drowned in their canoe FUCK Accra, new new new new new new, not interested in putting my life at risk for some fucking natural river ride. Thrill. No, I mean I understand this might be a thrill, but my my logic will not let me get past the risk to benefit ratio. I look at it and I get angry at myself. Even thinking about trying. It just seems like it's done Two thousand and twelve tour with Stanhope is my last time Stanhope and I talked he want to do it. I want to do it. I think that would be awesome. Have an end of the world show.
And though the relay the world would be the woodland ever ever read but behold a pale horse yeah. I think it's not that you think it's a great conspiracy book, death rock dance. I thought it was a bad, but I That guy sounds like he's enough sounds like either he's crazy or he's disinformation guy and are people without a doubt who are paid to say things that seem like nonsense and say those nonsense things along with things that do make sense and are true and real, and thereby the nonsense discredits the real information. So you know, if someone says like it did you know that you know that the government did this in nineteen seventy and then you can go over really where'd, you read, Well, I read it from William Cooper's book now. Is that the guy that believes, there's alien bases on the moon that are watching us and if there's information that they have given us to come on man, that guy sounds like a loon, he sounds fucking.
Crazy he's a guy that also said that the driver is the one killed Kennedy. He believes that the driver I've or turn around shot Kennedy and he can clearly see the Zapruder, though I keys, he says shit is so noddy. I have to believe it is one or two options: either he's completely. I was fucking mind and people is believed him or his appointment he's a guy that they hired to to distribute this information to make things and theories appear ridiculous and very simple that he's at there's deafening people that do that its people. That is admitted that the government hires people to blog hires people too go on my imposed on message, boards and debate issues anytime. Anything specific comes in other have guys Adele send on that issue. If we believe this is causing descent in some sort of a meme of consciousness, they can avoid another attack and ultra discredit. Analysis means pre. Standard media would have to do
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to make a non violent protest, violent one, so they can break it up. I mean that's real shit the government's been do never ever that is so fuckin corrupt so wrong, On so many levels, and yet you never even hear about it needed people in jail, left and right for not paying. Taxes was thus have an Ebay got thrown in jail for being a provocative tour What was the last time you got got thrown in jail for being a you know, a professional anarchist know for being someone who gets hired to go up and cause chaos in and create. You know create drama, so they can have an excuse that should be like fucking treason That's like! That's like slavery, like you're. U, r faking shed and fucking shit up and people getting it locked in a cage because of you because of what you do. you taking away their freedom even temporarily. Some of them actually got to go to jail for long periods of time, because you're going to create trumped up charges of violence on them. Because some shit, you guys caused. That's that's tyranny. That's
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when you were a violent situation which are much more talk about your involve a situation we felt like you would personally with wasn't very happy and you're a pretty easygoing silly guy. It's also this problem too, in having a relationship with someone. Sometimes he's really struggling and you're, not. Where'd, you know you don't have to get up at a specific time. Every day when you look at the problem at my whole life now, because now most people ninety five jobs is really argue to think that well and ninety five that you enjoy not that bad area of those people are usually pretty fairly fun. You now or at least the fairly happy, but ninety finally hate at heart. That's hard! Saucepan! That's hard task! So it s a point where you don't like the too much of a percentage of your day is, is pushed into the negative zone, and you start
A dragon that negativity is not you just shut it off the end of the day and also be super positive, like you kind of beaten down by a boring ass day at the end of the week, you get this paycheck and it's like three hundred dollars. They like what three hundred dollars and they take. Give us your whole weekend. We give you three hundred dollars and, and you don't like it, you know and you're uncomfortable physically. You know it's like there's, so many issues of people have to go through it's it's a man, but I don't think there's any other solution. You know I mean this Everyone can't really figure it out and find some job that they truly love is gonna, be people that are enjoying They don't like, because if they're not does this mean we need to keep this work and society Rowan? this law, should you don't wanna do should that anyone do it's gonna have to get done if one have silent and ass. We develop robots and it is that the future were robots, do other javelin suck and then
people that are laughter what the creators, the people, a great things, what what the fuck becomes of it: craftsmen, artist, creatives, doctors, engineer, scientists, people to create new computers and fix the stuff that we have to technician. Then what else? Then you don't need burger king workers anymore. You know, it'll be just going to get to a point where that's going to be the case. You know. You don't need anybody do anything sucks. What's the deal, the long census survey that they're making you fill out like? I don't make Yet this? Is it Neither is it like nodding. Your taxes, I don't know man until they can count Redskins suck my dick you people tell me the three little piece of paper. You got it all figured out. That's not right there, so many Mexicans here that have snuck across the border and until you can count them why we playing games where we pretending that you So I invite my ass a distance. You get labour wretched tone.
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So we all have done no engineering. As you know, I I don't think that's important doubts and corners of the things I like most lovely, like open, Anthony Orbital, loves bonds reflect as like when there in the middle of a conversation, and it's an interesting conversation and I enjoy, the point of view in the arguments and disagreements in the revelations. These guys, how I liked shows like that, I want to hear, I don't really care which produces well. That's all nonsense to me. I just want to. I just want to listen to people be honest, and I want to see if I think the way they think or if I can learn something from the way they think. Now a majority that so we will do that and write about to do a deal to its not been totally finalize, but almost real, close we're going to write a book, so I'm in the mill doing that Get that shit crank I've been riding for a while, but now it's like the deals like actually finalize that I have taken a form. So it's going to be difficult and I'm going to try to update my website with more like little quick videos and shit because of you.
The discreet writing things over and over northern southern next show of God is this. We can do in the cabin beans cabinet beans April, foolishness at the universal Universal Amphitheatre assumption Zone, as did at last year's awesome. Those guys great there are some is allowed many colleagues, are, I believe, the shit so about son. I'm I'm headline in it. So so interesting people get tired and also a lot of topics are covered. But bring very strange to Albert Salam: that's it for this week's podcast. Thank you very much. People came to see me in New York. Last week I had a fuckin the time. Thank you very much. I was those I was so happy at them. New York. In two years I switched it up, went gotham- this don't usually do Carolines by did Gotham in Gotham, was fuckin awesome. I love it. I had a great time there. I love this.
A big ass stage, the crowd was great. It was that the staff is great, and then I did AMOS South end in South Carolina North Carolina rather and had a great time there and short. That was also to thank your buddy. The came out in New York shows and thank you to. Everyone came up the child show and that's it. This is the animal gonna do another one of these, probably more. Like Tuesday, I gotta go to Abu Dhabi next week, Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why playing the middle to all across the world in a strange land? And the four should have some interesting things to say what are you back from the Big fights the euro? you fight over there, and so I will see you guys Tuesday. Thank you very much. everything that's your continued tune in allow the vicious thanks.
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