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and if I didn't believe in it, I wouldn't be selling it period. You know so think what you want. Try with you, don't be mean on the internet, though I just trying to really hate that role and by the way, one hundred rent money back guarantee one hundred percent, if it any in any time anytime after you take it you're. Not so that's fine, I don't know, days is it like thirty, there's only about fifteen minutes whatever it is. It gives you a couple weeks to take it and you will feel some sort of an effect fairly quick. How many days you gotta take it to Fiona.

Way, you feel took me me about two weeks honestly. Do I feel a fact yet to to feel for it? I like it for a while. It was like trying to figure it out. Let me just run a sell out of wack due itself. No, no! No! No! It wasn't that the media see it's like taking the kid down the halls and thrown and be like. Why don't I look better? It's like it's like. I want you to take the test. Let me know if you're the same as mark as I took two weeks to figure and I look at our guts with. I know it is the same problem. There's a like. You know what I'm saying I don't smoke cigarettes, but we get the same promise all right or take a little time. You may start to show you start to SAM Tripoli's in the house, the ground this is a like. I was on TED talk for his I mean it is we just push products easily one of the greatest moments of my young life? How that feels

fucking awesome. I didn't know idea was going to say that, or Nick Diaz said that that was that was so my glories dude. I was in my glories I was like. Oh, this is fucking the most awesome shit ever that could be bad Then if he said hey, I'm so excited about fucking. Your tv show coming back. This is even better. Now, that's nothing and the podcast way better yeah right. What are you doing doing over there and you to

things were looking? Look it smelled it for some reason. I don't know what my my party is going to be like when he's like. Sixty what you think is gonna have the same child, a sense of humor just like that. I honestly did not realize I did that. I was one of the things that we have. No. I have no idea why I just did that. Then. Why did you tell so many people to sniff years at home? No, I think it's just with new things. I like smelling new things, but I do I do I do that yeah small things like like again new laptop or a video game system. We take off that styrofoam cups, slash aid a lobster last night and they give you a little bit thing. You gotta put it on. You know it seems ridiculous, but my little daughter wanted me to put it on and I just to smell it in the bib smelled gross. What's the last thing right plastic, you have a like a weird plastic smile, not like the Mcdonnell bids or whatever what a kid like a slob throwaway ones, yeah Really I I am thinking that age. I would ever go near lobster out yeah '

'cause, it's a kid. It looks like a monster. You don't want to go in the octopus really again, there's a there's. The doctor puts it. It doesn't well you're, not one like no all my daughters, I was like my items. Great. Where is that video was like? Is that even fucking possible lobsters eat? There's a fucking there's a group of people believe it or not called the lobster Liberation group and these mother fuckers they go uh. And they break into markets and restaurants and they take the lobsters out and they release him in the wild? Could you fucking imagine how dumb you have be to risk your freedom, because you will go to jail for this right or for a bunch of solace, fucking bugs or how How like She, your life, must be that that's the problem that you want to solve in the world of all the problems like you must. Your credit cards must be pay off your credit the gray? You must be on some kind of salary from your parents that you want to save little creatures from like water. It's

weird yeah and little creatures that don't give a fuck about you. Not only do they not give a fuck about you, they're too, stupid to feel pain, but what about the period thing about the killer whale weather like people, that's what they want, they they should have the right. People and that killer whales are completely different animal. You know now you're talking about something where I'm probably agree with them. I think, what's going on with killer whales, killer, whales are super, intelligent life form that we can understand and because lieutenant standing lights let's can getting get fucking cage, they don't let like in cages, they don't like being in those pawns. They want to be in the God. Damn ocean and they're really attached to their families and they steal them this. This shield them from their fucking mothers when their babies, man this really the most evil shit ever you know

dolphin training, an orca training. It might look cool, 'cause, they're, jumping up to get their fish, but guess what they have to jump up to get their fish. You don't know how to press they are you don't know how fucked it must be to live that kind of a life. It's like us getting abducted by aliens and they put us in a really small apartment, complex with a pool and we kind of hang out of the pool. You know and that's then that's exactly what it's like for these. Like you know it's for social world and they can never have freedom. They can never. Free in the That sense. I think a dolphin d'essentials of ever over fucked up for life, yeah fun, that's cool. I was thinking the other day about how, like I just got a dog. You know it's my first response building a long time and just watch dog and all it does cuz, I'm. Basically it's like Griffin's assistant. I just get ran by this dog constantly and

All she does is eat poop and eat yourself out. That's pretty much. All my dog does to ease yourself out all day. All day was dug a little under about a year little over a year, and I'm like, if, has come and make us pets. Is this what I'm gonna be able to do, because that's not so bad like I could just eat and then suck myself off all right. That's ridiculous! Sam! First of all, you can't suck your own dick, so I could try. Second of all, really you don't you don't want to have the freedom to go as you choose, that's ridiculous! Well, you don't know my number one thing that would drive you the most craziest to know that your existence is defined by four walls forever. That's a for a purse! That's maddening! Ning! The other person experience new things. The natural thing check out new movies go down to a new restaurant. You know go drive through a new neighborhood part of what we are we like to explore. Things were curious, Utah the person that this is all you're. Going to see this, the only input you're going to get forever they'll go fucking cry

so we do have those dolphins, that's what we're doing those orchids. We just assume that, because they can't alter their environment, that they can't be as intelligent as us, but they could be so fact, the cerebral cortex of an orc is like forty percent larger than that of a human being. So we don't know, we don't know if that's because it has to manipulate this really super large body 'cause. We do now, it neanderthals were dumber than people, but they had bigger brains. You know so it might in just two would cause me and it also basically like super hero bodies right. You know there like an animal like five, three two hundred fucking pounds of solid muscle with these crazy bone structure chip, but you don't know, maybe that you know I mean they could be a smart because they were starting from less. Do you know what I'm saying is like where farther along the path that we're dealing with more complex shit. But you had start it's the simple as thought and then hold on that overtime. You may have just had the same kind of ability to think,

but you have to start at nothing and build at something. Do you understand what I'm saying we don't quite know whether or not neanderthals were making tools before they learn from homo sapiens? Either they don't know, there's uh, but I think there's a lot of debate on that. I think they think that the homo sapiens just fucking, basically wipe them out right. We were just too clever, but that might be. Who knows I mean? Maybe they were smart of all the what, if all their cell phones as they sent a graded from that long? That's fine like right! If what, if their heads or that, because they were looking on their screen so much in their head, the internet made their heads bigger and then they all got wiped out and died. Do you really think that there could have possibly been internet at some point? The past? Yes, so definitely really one hundred percent. Really, I think so how many thousands of years ago do you think it would have to have been fixed six, no uh, I mean but the base. I want to promise nothing six thirty thousand years ago yeah, so you gotta go way back. We go six, we know we go to sex and we know like they know that Sumerian text they know they wrote in Kunar form

weird. It looks like little like nails old nails right nails see how an old nails not like a straight line with a flat top on it, but it's almost like the like the like. You know, angled and that's what there, like writing, look like look like old nails like sideways and upside down, really weird fucking, crazy language. When you think about it was all basically most have the same characters, just reuse and some weird order that they understood and they had come to agree on, and so we sort of decipher that, because it's a dead language, we don't even know what it sounds like. You know like no one talks it so they we know what the Sumerians wrote, although it's a lot of it is under debate because it was a guy named Zachariah Sitchin. You probably heard about him, I wouldn't trust. Anyone in Zechariah was a bad mother, but he was ever. He was a believer and he believed that the the the the C Merion tax was all about the ANA Gnocchi, which is an alien race from another planet,

came down here. That is an elliptical orbit, this planet every three thousand six hundred years and that they came down here to get humans and He created us from lower hominids by adding their dna. This is all like, supposedly in the Samarian. I don't have you know a man when they talk about angels. You never know man. There could be some crazy shit coming down. You know what I think a lot of it probably is what Brian saying a lot of it. Probably is thirty thousand years ago, not six. But thirty thousand years ago there was like a super fucking advance civilization. They had reached the heights that we've reached and happen. Who knows what song came in his answer? I think there are way past us and they invented something that still with us, that we just don't know it but know about yet you know like like, like they invent. They invented like air that could heal and send information or some

that we that we have in two yeah women tend into a once. We figure out a machine yeah. I believe in that yeah and it's like the internet is like the version of the internet. Well, you could never explain the internet to somebody fifty years ago, no way, nothing ever look at the old videos when they try to explain commuters like in the eighties. Well just so, you know what what was the the thing that these to use back in the wild West days over to did did you do? Did Morse Code is now to use back in the old now, westerners? No, it is called. What was it called? It wasn't called Morse code was uh. You could troll someone so easy on Morse Code. They have. No idea was you, you know it's not like Facebook, but let me see your picture. Take a picture right now of you and put it on your facebook. Is what you doing what you doing red white and blue socks on old people talk more did it do do do do today. Did you imagine back then telling people that you're going to be able to watch people fuck on your phone? So look at this see my phone. I can watch people fuck. On this it would be mind blowing. Are you watching the fuck on it? It streams in perfect time

I mean like just a quantum leap. I can't imagine, what's going to be in ten years? Twenty years, the real you know, there's people that have a real scientific, scientific. This theory that the entire world that we live in is like a computer simulation and there's, like you know when, when they start getting into in theory- and you know- I don't understand quantum Physics and Richard Feynman said it best- he said if you think you understand Quantum physics understand Quantum physics right, because even like this, the scientists don't really there there. It's it's still like all of what it is via It's all these laws, like these things like a particle being super position where it's moving and still at the same time, and they can appear in more than one place at the same time and disappear, and they literally the particles disappear. We don't know where the fuck they go, they go away and then they come back and on top of that particles to be interacting with each other, despite no matter how long the distances between them, they seem to be able to automatically. Instantaneously interact with each other

crazy there they can interact quicker than the speed of light apparent it's. So I can't even talk about it because I'm not exactly sure what I'm saying to me, it's like what I'm saying is like it's like. If you taught me how to say something in French, but I don't know what it means and if you like, Sequoia Misha and then I just repeat the noises, but I don't know what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying right now when I'm talking about this right, you know it's there, but you're, not quite sure what you're saying, but the bottom line? Is it's so strange and so so bizarre, and so not something you can bang on, so not what we're used to in this world. It really literally anything is possible. This may very well be a computer simulation well going back to that. Computer simulation thing scene in the matrix is kind of what that's about. Do you know where, like Nick Neal meets like the creator yeah talks about how like he's the eighth, the eighth, the or one 11th he's reacting different than all the other ones, that's kind of what that's about and that

no matter what happens? People react the same way to stimulus, and you hear that a lot about when they about you know the Illuminati or whatever, when there's trying to they do certain things to see how people will react over time so that they want to cause something to happen. They know the exact reaction of what people when they crash like the economy. They want to see how people react all that stuff and then the scene in the matrix. Where he's like you're reacting different than the la seven guys have because it's no matter what happens. People are do the same thing. We act like we're different and that's a whole thing, you talking like you're stoned, you're, not even stone. This is crazy. That's but that only saying yeah, that's that's enough. When he saying yeah yeah they don't understand what you saying, I'm not making sense. You connected a couple of things together that I'm baffled by. I don't know the scene in the majors. I don't know I'm I mean I think I might be on the wrong scene, explaining there's a scene where he walks in the first matrix. Now this is like the second or third possible. That's why I cut off after the first. No, you have to go

back and watch that you do not without the emotions. It's so much better without the egg curtains. The emotions of this is going to be great. This is going to be the greatest movie ever you put too much too much into it, and then you It doesn't live up to your expectations, but without those expectations, it's actually a great movies in the maximum. Here, here's what is buddy there was one really good movie and then the next one sucked like the the first and second one I thought the third one was: okay, just that one scene was are the only problem. I have a back and watch again so, but so what are you saying? It would you say so NEO walks into this room and he meets the creator of the matrix guy says that the based upon Neil's reaction to what he's saying is that he's different than the rest. Basically, what he's saying is that that human beings, they keep resetting everything because they keep getting free. Will they keep fighting back against the matrix, so they reset everything and everyone reacts the same way.

They reset and becomes another computer program. Yes, and he he's acting different than all the past ones. His emotions are different. So that's what I'm trying to say and then I've read it's about how like these guys, Illuminati or whatever you want to call them who supposedly running the country and the they you know they open the Federal reserve and stuff like that. They open the Federal reserve. They created the Federal Reserve. Sorry about that now you know it is that's like I was letting the magic Johnson today and then they were replaying his whole speech about catching the HIV, and you is the wrong words instead of like contracted. He says I am a penis. I forget Where do you, I'm like a speechmaker must've got pissed right there, but back to what I was saying that they they do. Certain things where they just see what the reaction of people will be over. So you see that movie multiple times. Every time you see it, you gets into some a motion to it. The first of what a mind it would be if you went to a movie- and you know like may be, the the glitch in the computer program was that when you went

movie the second time there was a scene in it, wasn't there the first time and every and you're like wait a minute what what the fuck is going on the movie ends, but it's different and you you're it's a fuck because you, like God, damn I don't remember that and the people on the other end like shit. I don't think that fucking scene was in the other movie I think we showed him that they think we showed in the first version of it fuck. So this poor guy is kind of like wander through to figure out who's going. Why a different! Imagine if that's what it? What insane people are. It's like they put their program their program, the one that they're living in has a crazy glitch in it. This is some glitch, so it is wandering around they're all up in homes and trying to explain the things you see. The video that everyone's got on Reddit and they're going after this kid in Chicago, because he he punched this old homeless man in the head and knocked him out on video yeah, and then they were laughing about it. Did you see this the whole internet's going after this kid? Because it's it's the one of the ruelas nastiest mean it's fucking things. I've ever seen. Someone do too

old man who's a homeless guy broken he's asking people for young with his kid. Seven. Seventeen and eighteen maybe looks like a kid. You know I don't know it could be twenty. He looks like a kid, and- He is there they're all standing there and this poor guy old and rickety and barely walk and the gates, the train, open the doors that train open, and he says something to the old man like you- want some change lmao and hits him full blast. Yeah change the old and goes backwards and balances Fucking head off the cement easily could be dead, easily could be dead. You know, I people die like that. I had a friend who was working in a bar. One of the bouncers punch, someone that, like the same thing, fell back on sat dead. It happens all the time you're getting hit by the fucking world. Think about what's happening. The world. The concrete behind the world is hitting you in the head. That's really! and it's like I mean it's-

some amazing amount of blunt force, your fucking ass, just sudden, stop and this kid just started laughing and they hopped on the train and drove away and they're all laughing about it all shit. He was like, but they're just laughing and laughing and laughing the most high heartless. It was so disheartening man that someone could be like that that someone could want to do that to someone for no fucking reason whatsoever yeah, I don't give a fuck if you're fifteen or sixteen you want to do that. Man fuck you. You know how I do back to this whole thing that sometimes people don't get the dick plan when they're young, and sometimes that's like spanking or stuff, like that, don't realize the pain that yeah come really getting hit. You know It's almost like bill burrs bit about how like chicks, messel people, because no one's ever pop them before true through play video games and porn right.

It's like they don't get it. I've always said that about women. I've been with women, wear women want to start fights and there is a fuck you, you fucking, shut your fucking mouth and you're like wow whoa whoa. What the fuck are you doing? Why are you with me and you're yelling at the dude? Stop this right now? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna? You gonna beat that guy's ass, no you're gonna get me shot. That's we're! Gonna do stupid. You have one that craziness one hundred percent. I saw a video like the one you're describing it was on. Television was like something some I don't know what the show was, but they're showing it. It was this really old guys about seventy five he's trying His car's right next to this group of like kids talking and he goes, is I was trying to get in this. Other kid comes up and just starts wailing on this. This old man, Dude Boo, boo, boo, all the people are just standing there watching the guy gets. This car drives off the guy guys just laying down all his friends, just all the guys who were watching just walk off a strange to come up and Papa. My shoulder with the motivation behind us just no motivation, just stealing his car Jesus Christ, it's like it's all people, men,

It's a free shot. It's free shot at people that feel like they have no friends and they have no one who loves him and only use it. Fuck about them and they'll just take a free shot at some old person. Man fuck it it. It's a dark, dark, dark part of human nature, man the need to pick on people to fuck with people, you know and that's something that we really have to teach out of kids man. You know the bully in schools has gotten worse and worse man. It's you know. People are bullying people and then taking the pictures and put them online. I saw this picture of this girl. She blacked out at a party she got drunk so dude shit on her face. Aw shit on her face, took pictures of it and then put it online. It's horrible! This cute little cheerleader. You know it's really horrible, it's funny too. It is funny, but it's horrible and that's someone's daughter, Madison was little baby and they have sex for the rest of her life. Show their face own recognized. Are you? The girl got shit on the fate. I mean it's like exact, then I can laugh at it, but she had a piece of shit in her mouth. This guys shit on her mouth.

Horrible. Is there no one there going? What are you doing dear yeah? It's not not that funny! You don't do that too. It was a dude. It would be way funnier, but doing it to a cute little girl. It's like come on. Man why you doing that? This is a little. Neural yeah and she's a little girl, she's drinking. It's like why is shitting on. Where is your boyfriend? Where somebody boyfriend? You have a boyfriend. I guess that's every they were drinking. You know. She's gets crazy. You have the special you, seventeen eighteen, whatever the hell. She is, you don't know what the hell you're doing, but I have this thing with the police to man. It's just like I I understand the whole move to stop bullying and it's true, but I This thing where you got understand in some of these bullies. Also, I really hurt children and they come from bad situations. So it's like I'm not saying you know, let's not stop bowling, I don't I hate when adults put their issue, on children and because a lot of these adults got bullied in high school, they want to go back and clean it up, but you gotta understand that these kids have social issues of mental issues. To your right, you don't wanna, you don't want to tag them with something some kind of

police record, that's going to screw their whole rest of life, the rest of their life up so yeah, but you have to protect their the other students, one hundred percent, the other students, and you got to figure out. You know what the real issue is pair. To do. A terrible job of raising kids are never penalized for it. You know, you know, trouble you a terrible job of driving your car and you can get tickets. You know you don't nothing happens. When you raise a shit kid, your kid could be God Damn serial killer, my dog guts out and bite someone I get sued, one hundred percent, I'm going to go to jail. I got a bad dog, but if you have a kitten, your kid don't kill somebody you're, not even somehow responsible for it. That first tried to do that for a little while, like there was a big bash backlash against this there was something where, like this one area and Ios eight Chicago, but I'm not one hundred percent sure that they were going to try to do something, parents were going to be held accountable for their chill. Transaction, doesn't surprise me and you kind of should be in some way. You know I mean not not entirely. Maybe

do you never know what happens once the kid leaves the nest if the kid has predilection for addiction, you know what, if the kid is got that wacky that wacky can't drink can't drink cough syrup, goes on a bender. You know, and that is a real, Jean man. I think you and I have both seen it. We, the comedy world, especially we know a lot of wacky people that can't smoke can't. Can't can't have a drink can't do it can't do it. I don't care what you say everyone's different man, you know have known problems with that stuff and uh. You know it's just you know it's like my family, they have different forms of it. You know what I'm saying everyone's got their own kind of little, their little Mason. I you know I have my vice too and I just it's just I'm all or nothing type of guy. Well, I have a very similar personally, but it's now substances locally. I think I you know like I take time off a weed all the time. I'll take a couple weeks off it doesn't bother me at all. I never feel the need to drink. Coffee is the only thing that I've ever been convinced that I was addicted to 'cause. I took off once

When I was writing. I was writing right before I did my last special. I was for every day for thirty days a was writing a blog there's something about writing every day. It really keeps your mind really sharp. You know it's great for performing seems weird, but writing all the time is great for performing. So I was drinking a lot of coffee man and then I tried to not have coffee once I was done and wood look at headache. Yeah. I got one hundred percent and I felt like shit. I feel like really like. Sluggish and I was like oh great, I'm addicted to care, so I've done it a couple of times where I've gotten off caffeine and every time I've done- and I have this weird, like failure. The days I have a rule, I don't drink caffeine after a certain time unless I have to perform- and I'm really sluggish, but like after eight o'clock, I try to cut it off because I and I can't sleep at night and I'm twitching and I'm waking up in the middle of it and like to get a good nights sleep. I like I stopped drinking coffee up because I do

I have a bunch of different things that I do to get ready for shows, but the number one best one for sure is warm your body up. I do a lot of stretching like stretching is big because when you stretch like you really fucking stretch, you release tension and it just you like. You feel better. You feel easier like your attention, olds up in you so before a show like I warm up and stress and new, as I learn this new breathing stuff from Steve Maxwell he's into this he's a suck fitness trainer with world renowned, really high level fitness trainer get degrees and is also a black belt in Jujitsu and he's you know what world famous kettlebell instructor. Really cool guy but he's basically, a guy who's lived his whole life with a passion for fitness. You know, so he's constantly gathering information and one of things he's been concentrating on his breathing techniques. He's been concentrated Now this Prana Yama all this yoga breathing, and so we did a bunch of these crazy breathing exercises like damn.

Not breathing was just bullshit. I thought it was like thirty three amount. Thirty three notes, so I thought it was just something where you're not being tough enough stock about pussy. Stop stop blowing about how you breathing, let's go. Let's go! Do another lap! You know like that's what I would stop breathing waas, but what it is is ah much more rapid way of recovery, this like Pranayama breathing, and that you can actually control your breath when you become like, like like a yoga guy like a yogi, those high level guys, they actually control their breath like and control their heart rate, and it like they could on themselves down when they're in periods of stress and we're doing these. These breathing exercises as fascinate so that, along with stretching that's the best yeah and then a shot when I get older man and I'm not working out man, my breathing goes to like when I'm trying to run yeah like that, it's like when you get older man and you don't work out your rigor mortis start sending in your that's what you're fighting you know. You're still like you're, fighting rigor, mortis setting in and and breathing is a

big part of that man. Will this Maxwell guys fifty nine years old, he's in incredible shape code He does shit that I can't do it. He shows me some some things and I can't fucking deal 'em and he's fifty years old, she's a super healthy, just just everyday super shred and make sure you train every day it rains every day and when you do that many force, your body to work every day, your body just keeps flowing that blood through their keeps building up, keeps, and then you have this better reserve energy? You feel better when I see slowly, let it slip away in the gut grows and yeah man. I see I just wanted. That's why I brought you in this podcast. Is this in an advantage, and this is a fat intervention as soon as we leave here going to go straight to the gym going to do rounds in the bag? I don't know about that, but you gone even going back to your mom or your writing thing. It's it's. I tell young comedians like always be writing yeah. It's a muscle, you know, so it also makes you reinforces the fact, your professional yeah, I read that you have work to do

you know, there's a lot of comics who like to feel like they're just fuck off, and you know they just like to just go on age and try to remember what the jokes are and don't write anything down, you know you could do that. Chuckle junkies, they're very nervous, not about not getting the laugh. They are afraid that they're afraid of that silence, terrifying. Sometimes I just don't mind the silence and then sometimes what I like to do now. If I run into a really shitty crowd go on my ipod and I get pocket sitcom and I add my own laughter to the crowd, because times. I don't like the crowd and I'd rather I have my own laughs going so I'll do this into the like the crowd or something like that, the microphone and just enjoy my own laughter. You did have to realize you know this is an internet meme, and then you ever seen those where it says you're doing it wrong yeah. So that's what I do now. Well, that's ridiculous! Sam! Well, I the across just staring at me- and I just don't feel- did the with the dealers. You gotta get your own crowds. That's when

world changes it's real hard like, when you show up at the store on a Tuesday night. That's why everybody likes doing that like people with the reason why people like to stop in places is because until you become like really super fan, I every crowd is your crowd, Chris Rock, or something like that. You know when you just stop in then you get sort of a slice of people that you know. They're not they're, not as inclined to laugh at you they're, not like super psyched to have seen you like, oh my god, we're gonna, go, see Damon Way and we're so fucked up big difference in that and then sitting in the audience. Oh Damon Wayans is here you know. So he's to get a much more honest response from you know. I've seen that before too, like I see comments to get out of there. Like you know, I'm not gonna, say names, but you see him there their crowd. There crushing take a mother crowd. It's just yeah, it's like well, I'm back in the gym. I gotta workout.

So it's like yeah man, I mean once you have a big your crowd once you have your crowd, it's easier to work on the novel by finds a crowd. Sometimes I am now no man just enjoy just going up there. I only do that when I'm doing like when you say not, everybody finds across everybody. Will it sometimes you have a crowd of someone there. I think they're all at there by yourself short I definitely all up yes, that I hate to say this. I am sure, don't crowd residents that those are sent. My people to a I and my colleagues were mostly crazy micro stuff that I could try. Fuck yeah, so mine to mine. My crowd is always fucked up. I have more pot smokers and you do that probably yeah. The clouds monger, but you do sometimes you go in. These waves depends on where I am right now. Let's do and SAM Tripoli's on and I'm silver wave yeah and you know it works better, but my problem is when everything so it works, better uh do listen I'll. The party the I like to get out there I like to go to go nuts yeah, I'ma nuts guy dude right, because I just

I want it all! I want to do everything I just that's how I am man and you know, you're funny, that's why you're come yeah, I'm crazy, impulsive, I'm not sadness. I want every to be the greatest story of our life. Every time I go out tonight drink. I'm like I want this to be a legendary moment and people are like. Oh my god, last night we would trip Lee. She got crazy and you know what that catches up with the after awhile and I know just sipping a beer or just like that means that does nothing for me. Are you working this Friday yeah, I'm in La Jolla. Why doing the comedy magic club, her most of all you're killing me did. I love the show yeah. I love that play. That's a fun he's, so nice man, he books me about twice a year and I'm not right for his cry. I mean like I am, but even my nice stuff has a little.

As to what you know what I'm saying but he's so nice. To put me up, you know, and I love playing, I travel. I love editing myself as I go. He's a nice guy ever yeah, it's just a nice flowing club yeah, it's a great club, but he loves me, you know because you bring us can crowd the packs bring them in, but he won't let Joey Diaz. Oh really have a Joey. A couple times is too extreme. Really still crazy without talking about stuff and things up your monthly? Yet he, let's sorry, which makes no sense well ARI of New York. Are you there is little different or well. First of all, are you jewish? So you will pass on our any. He looks the he's non threatening.

What are you going? Oh my god he's going to bang my daughter tonight. If you don't look out gonna rape, your daughter tonight he doesn't know you look like heat from here. He goes back to the library and he starts working on the Dewey Decimal system. You know what I'm saying is like and I don't look at it that way. I look Att dirty guys as having just a cz, much of a prince city for anger and violence, a cz scary, looking people is a lot of times when you catch a nerdy person, you catch them when they're fucking about break, you know their whole life someone's been fucking with them. Their whole life. Girls have been shitting on them and fucking their ex boyfriends kind of bad people been stealing their lunch, Brian stuffing them in the lockers. So when the shit goes wrong with the nerdy guy, it get crazy, quick, yeah, I'm. Sorry, that's not protected anymore yeah. It's falling down bro exactly exactly falling down. I know a lot a nerdy dudes that are suicidal too. You know, I know, I know some nerdy dudes, that you know, and especially when they get into their thirties. You know in their their bodies just slow down, and they are still unhappy with life gets

okey Mann, when were on a suicidal person. You know if they're willing to kill, kill with the Related to the year one hundred percent men watch your peas and queues around Crockett and son. Super hot chicks who are suicidal. I mean because it's their reality, you're looking at them going you're hot, you have. Everybody was bending over backwards. Just sniff your your magic and but in their head there like they're miserable, not enough, you need a lot of things to be happy in this life. Man you need, You fulfillment, you need love, you need friendship, need honesty. You need honesty about yourself, you need to be able to assess your strengths and your weaknesses and find your goals and achieve them, and you need a lot of fucking things to be happy. You need you need. You know when I say, find your goals and achieve them. I mean, like you know, not necessarily like your ultimate goal to be happy, but you have to people require improvement in their life to be happy and it might be improvement of just you. I'm going to paint

the paint a landscape scene yeah, I get it done, yeah look at it. You know like I did it. You know when I, whenever I do anything with it, a podcast or write, something that feeling you get when you're done like I did it. You know that's be happy. You gotta just create a lazy fuck and sit around doing nothing. One hundred percent going to just going to drink and focus it out thought you were going to get bored man you're going to want to do something. The idea ultimate idea of ultimate vacation. Is a stoop, idea, you know, even when I go on vacation, I'm good for like a day and then I want to do something. I want to do some shit. So then it's vacation, let's go, do fun shit while we're on vacation, but the id just sitting and just drinking in front of a fucking Tosh. For three days like Jesus Christ. How long can you do that? What kind of attention span do you have You have a day of rest, one day, yeah, that's my son could sit down one day Sunday, I just don't. I try not to do shit, but I sometimes I don't feel like I deserve it I feel like I deserve it. I won't up, I feel guilty sometimes, but I feel

like you have to have that moment of just relax. You do you do, but I think you have to earn it. In my mind for me to be happy. I have to earn it. I have to make sure that I'm not like slacking off about a bunch of shit that piles up in your subconscious 'cause. That's the shit that fucks with you when you're on one hundred answer shit that fucks with you when you're in the isolation tank when I'm in the isolation tank everything that fucks with these things, that I'm not doing it's one hundred percent things that I'm not doing or some mean stuff. I said to someone when I was ten or something you like. Sometimes that will come back and you'll get ' weird memory of that. But for me, like you know, I mean where I am in my life and what I've done and all that stuff I I have to sing. Son said to me is that I ask him how they were doing. They go a lot better than I think I am. You know 'cause. Sometimes people like Neil Brennan yeah, it's like you're doing you're, actually probably doing better than you give yourself credit for, but you know sometimes p focus on what hasn't happened yet or you know, then what has gone well in their life and a lot of

people sometimes compare their like insides other people's outsides and the before you start getting really weird it out. You know it's like when you start looking at this guy and he's got what you've he's wanted or you think, you've always wanted and you're like. Oh, I don't got anything and you, you don't realize how much you've done with your life, I'm really just in the moment. Uh, there's tons of stuff: I would love to do, and I'm working on doing but like at the end of the day, like from what I wanted. I've done a lot of it there's a lot more to do, but I've done a lot of it. The most important thing to me when you have that feeling you compare yourself to other people. This is not is not a bad thing to do, but what you gotta do, is only be inspired and have that as an ethic don't ever be jealous, don't ever be uber self, critical or down in yourself. Does it going good instead of going all fucking late?

this shit, you know look at this guys doing his fucking second comedy central special and I don't even have a fucking hour and a half that I really like. You know my my axe socks and I can't keep a relationship instead of saying that, instead of saying that watch some guy, that you really love or respect or one instead of instead of being put down by it, be elevated because one hundred percent, you can choose to do that man, people could choose to do that yeah, you might you might be right, you might be a lazy piece of shit. You might be right, but don't think about it. Don't concentrate on that, because if you concentrate on the fact that you're a lazy piece of shit, you will continue to manifest that reality. It sounds like hippy bullshit, fucking story, true energean intent. I have some What's man about about reality, and I have some thoughts about the use of the mind and the imagination of how it scopes reality, I think it is as simple as they want to break it down in, like the see Cret and the law of attraction, and I put a picture of this house on the wall. Yeah. That's four years later I was moving into that house. I don't

is that, but I think it's kind of that. I think there's something to the idea that your thoughts and imagination have an affect a reality. What are you just looking for? This is one reason why I say this because I I think the imagination is something that we're not taking as seriously as we should be, and what I mean by that is that I don't think. If you looked at like part, does this play in life? What part this food play in life? What part does the imagination huge impact on our reality, because we take is out of the imagination and we build them like this? Fucking laptop is came for originally from someone's idea and blossomed and evolved into what you see in front of you, but it came out of the imagination. It came out air. Someone figured out how to put something together because they had an idea. They had a spark, they saw vision, they saw it filled,

we formed in their mind, or they saw steps along the way, fully formed you figured out how to do that? I think you're. My doesn't just control things in a sense that you bring things out of the ether you bring things out of your imagination and bring them and manifest them in the real world, but I think your mind actually has an effect on how things go in the real. Yeah, I don't. I don't understand quantum physics, I don't get it do know that they've done test where they show that particles react differently. You're, observing them and if you're not observing them- and I think there's, probably something some unmeasurable thing. That's too fucking free and far out and really difficult to prove, but I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that there's write your mind might have some sort of an impact on reality. Babies are still going to get killed by drive, bys and people are still going to get caught. An avalanche is just randomly mean it's not not to say that shit can't have.

Right should most certainly can happen in most. Certainly there are natural occurrences they're going to be absolutely beyond anyone's control. You know, there's levels of experiences like you get to a meteor impact. That's a rap meeting. Sixty five million years ago, a big one slammed in and there's nothing bigger than a fucking hamster lived, that's it boom boom, and I could happen again and no, no matter how much imagination you have and how much you you, you you, you you dream of a perfect world. I don't know if you can prevent that. I think that there might be quantum things there might be macro thinks it might be a whole bunch of things working together, but I don't discount the idea that you, Can you your use your own mind in your mat, your own imagination, to manipulate reality to a certain degree? Now, one hundred percent I've always felt felt the energy you give out is sometimes sometimes most. The time is the engine you get back, how 'bout dude just forced put their mind, you know this is to sound crazy, but when Dane Cook became really famous that was one of the first things that I thought of. I was like wow. This guy wanted it so much

figured out a way to make it like. Is it Dan Cook? We we all love of talked about in the comedy world, there was a real shocker for a lot of us. We're like how. How did he do that? That's amazing! How do you get that big, not too bad? Exactly have league yeah, but the other thing are you'll, even always to point your. We stole someone's going to work, and I always felt in you know, he's he a different person right now. I feel that when I met him many years was way different now, because it's successful and he sort of relaxed and he's running some things in his life of happened that made him reassess where he wants to be and what that brother ripping them off, yeah yeah, yeah he was a win at all cost guy. Yes, exactly and with that, a certain price and- and I've always said that he's a bad person, but I've always said something these bad things happen to good people, but I always felt bad things always happen to bad people, and it may not be instantaneous and it may not the board bad.

Maybe isn't the right way to describe somebody, but I feel like you're always put out energy and your fucking over your fellow man to to win almost it's going to come back and it might not be instantaneous mean if I fuck you right now I'm a walkout get hit by a car. You never know well. This is what I think. I think that the only time that doesn't work is with sociopaths 'cause sociopaths, don't seem to have any feelings about things like that. They don't worry about hurting peoples, feelings, they don't feel connected, but the real problem with regular people like you- and I is that you feel connected with when you hurt their feelings like I've. Had people that are hecklers that are just idiots there, ruining a show there's one thousand people in there in one person wants to wants to fuck, throwing their own stupid brain and slosh up the whole show so I'll, destroy this personal torture. Them breakdown their life, but I feel bad. I don't feel good about it

don't want to do that. I want everybody to have a good time. I don't want to hurt this guys feelings as the guys leaving full q. Your full can zero and I'm like come on man at least one or two. This is ridiculous and everyone's laugh. Like Obama, zero, what the fuck are you at one hundred percent, he crazy asshole, one hundred thousand people here and you're trying to ruin their night. People are screaming and cheering this guys leave and and as the guys leaving. I feel that I do like to see his nights ruined. Yes, I don't want to hurt him if you really just want to perform and entertain people that paid money to see exactly. I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. I think people that hurt peoples feel Even if you justify it, you know you did something, and I think that think that fucks with your head devalues you in your own eyes: you're, not a hero in your own eyes, you're, not you're, not someone who you respect. You know you're doing what you gotta do to get by, but ultimately you're not respecting yourself, and I think we all have a certain amount of appreciation and respect for hero figures. You know like we all look at like

by who never lies and always does the right thing and fucking helps everybody out and that's the John Wayne Character. You know, that's that's the ultimate hero and when you look at your own life and you don't stack up you're a thief, you stole money from your wife's person. You know you you don't want to smoke cigarettes, but you fucking have to you can't deal with the stress you smoke. You devalue yourself, you slowly start devaluing yourself, you look at yourself you realize that if you were judging yourself, you would judge yourself if you're stealing, if stealing hurting, one hundred percent. So no matter who you can't pretend you're the hero of your story, you can't you have to be the hero of your own, and you can do that. You can be the hero of your own story that woke up today. You could be the hero of your own story that at forty years of age stopped got not bad and said: I'm not doing this anymore.

Doing this day. One hundred- I am gonna figure this out in the long run two it's only by my instincts and only by my morals and my ideals and my mind, and I'm going to be dead, honest with myself, 'cause, I'm realizing. This is not going to last forever and I'm going to be the nicest fucking human being to everyone. I meet, possibly I'm going to get myself in shape, but I'm going to eat healthy and I'm going to do this 'cause. This is this. Is me now I decide that this is me and p have to realize they. You are not your past, you are now, not all the times you fucked up, you are not all the times you couldn't get it up, you're, not all the times you were drunk and you know, and you threw up in someone's car. That's not you, but you you are the person. Who's learned from a great deal of experience is that if you learn correctly and if you process them correctly, you'll have a happier life. You know in recovery, that's a big part of it when they, you know you're supposed to

list all the stuff you've done that apologize to them and what it is. Is you just get it out and you're like? I did this, I'm sorry. Now it's gone. You moved on and use the person you admit to they'll be like I did all that and a little more look where I am. It's doesn't find you and that's the truth, and sometimes people hold on to that. So you know psychological stuff like athletes and entertainers sometime will do something and something bad will happen and it almost like wounds them. It's like high school, its own shit, Sonia. It sticks with you instead understand that there was a moment in time and that person was probably hurt themselves. It does define you as a person, yeah yeah. We all do things that were not happy that we did, but that doesn't mean that's. You know You know that means you're, not you to you. Gotta, learn that and the thing about apologizing to someone once you get it. There once you relieve this tension that it's no longer this burn that you hang around, because otherwise you have like burdens. I seriously. I was all think about some shit that happened from fucking

thirty years ago, and I've liked should've should have been nicer to her. I should talk to him that way and then a little little fuck with me, like twenty or thirty years later, there's this girl named Aaron Mcnally. I went to school there and I went to my last reunion, just hoping that she would show up because during element so we treated her so badly and I hated it and it wasn't part of, but I I saw happening, but I wasn't strong enough to do that because I was a kid yeah and it is not. They've always until like just be like I'm sorry that that had happened, then yeah when I was a kid, especially as I got older and more and more angry, I became the first person to pull the trigger. I was like the first person to insult someone because I figured well you gonna, probably insult me. So I'll get you first. You know, and You know you, you develop this sort of protective personality like that, especially like you're, a little guy and people to fuck with you and that was may, and when you, when you do that. You know you all sudden like be a way you behave now and then

they'll say things like. I don't even say that this is such a douche Y fucking thing to say, but it is a purely it's based purely insecurity we used to. I used to call it the Tripoli low blow where we would be like what are you doing over there buddy want to participate in the conversation, there's no way. I could do that. Wait this conversation, because it was so long winded. I don't even know what you guys were talking about near the end. I know we. I'll break it down, for it is like a two year old boy. No, I mean I got the main point near the beginning, and then it was kind of like I just stopped listening. You know I I I have a real problem. They can school with anything when it when something gets really deep into a conversation and less it's about something that I holy interested in like to solve some kind of mystery. It I just lose interest in

How about we talk about? Are you gonna be sick, dude? I know what you fucking shoes, but really seems wrong with my feet. Right now stinks wrong, or is it your shoes now I think these shoes are fucked up. There is the grossest thing ever when someone takes their shoes up with fast tech right next to you, but did you smell it stinks I smell it. I just smelled it right when he said it going to light some insight, you, stinky motherfucker yeah. I have your gym shoes I was moving. I want to talk about whether Brian's going to be ok with a tranny being on the podcast. So who is this girl guy? It's listen! Here's my whole thing, man, I'm How do you know this person by the way? Did you meet this person this person at a bar or not another friend. Now what I? feels that bitch? I just feel like in the naughty show. Is it yeah? I want to explore all stuff and I'm fine with

buddy, do whatever they want with a consenting adults, and so you know you can't do not showing just can't be like, let's bang Porn STAR, I want to explore everything and all the different aspects of not just sexually but just people and their behavior, and everything like that I just wanted to, and I thought be interesting, have are on and see what it's like how do you get that I'm always interested in a subject that I'm glad you brought this up, because I was want to talk about this very subject to so many on the message board printed. He goes. I organize my porn folder. That was the other thread and it look and it's like eighty percent, she emails and tranny, and everybody was like eighty troll in like what do you? What do you do any trail you joke around like what we do it and was basically what he was doing was getting the conversation started and then, as you conversation starters like NOM in regular girls, but I you know, I do watch a lot tranny porn. I've had some training escorts. You know like super

honest about it, never was like whoa dude, you got balls, you know, that's it, but not really. I mean yes, the did he deftly as balls, but it's cool environment that you're doing it in, like that's the best way to use the internet. We got some crazy freak thing and you could talk about it. Your name is, you know Oct mock fifty to fifty right. No one's gonna know we owe us a you could make up whatever the fuck. You want your name to be, and then you know this is a. Sorry, I'm a message board. Who knows, if he's even telling the truth, I mean it might just be an ultimate troll people love to do things like that and then giggle and pretend yeah yeah yeah, I'm pretending, I'm brazilian. He people love doing things like I. I just found it. You know it's like two biggest porn types out there. Genres are interracial and tranny porn, because I think that one of the biggest John you biggest wow well, you would know because well because this is not coming out of a man and that's the person that's coming to the studio, that's a trainee yeah! Well, it looks like a dude. Yes, someone when they go to fuck when they go too far with the make up here. Training. Let me give you little piece of advice. You better

looking sort of like a man with less makeup, then look like a tranny with a lot of make up 'cause? When you have a lot of makeup on it always looks like you're trying to treat me. They try to go. Look like lumberjacks. What guys really are moving around? What's the lessons Bush won the ones that don't want to work. They look like hot chicks, right classes and they're my fans. Well, those are the ones that don't want to work They are as they want a woman to come along and take care of on the way a man would right. Now they want a woman to be like their bodyguard and they're, usually passing through charges. Chaz, bono them. You know one hundred grand look like Larry, the cable guy. That's so fucked up that past underground yeah. You know, what's weird about Chaz bono, look! First of all! I don't I more criticize. Someone is doing that 'cause. I don't know what the fuck it's like. I that's my theory on that. I don't know what this is going on inside of his body. I don't know, I don't think no problems with it. Be yourself, but don't tell me it's not a little weird! Okay, like you know, it's like if your cat starts barking like a dog, it's so weird, I'm not

it's wrong and I totally support his right to do it, but it's not normal normal. I don't think she's saying it's not! I think I think that's what's exactly comma, he do you come here. She I called Mahi it now. I call Mahi yeah, that's why he is not respectfully yeah yeah. I have to see his dick com. So that's my idea. Otherwise just say hey! You suggest! I wouldn't say he or she may will just common chess yeah. You know the Navajos thought there was four basic basic sex is that it wasn't for preferences, Isn't male females, male female masculine woman, feminine male? and that makes sense a natural thing, and then there was always people that wish they born a girl- and I believe it I one hundred percent- believe it. This is many people I mean. I know it could be just nutty. People could be somewhere,

balance. It's one thing: they've proven that experiences will literally shape the mapping of your fucking mind and the way your mind makes correlations and the way you Know- and we even shape your jeans. You know that it's the genes are activated because of certain stresses and different things that happen to you, like literally in the womb man. You know that's why so many people that come from really super volatile environments really quick to jump and be violent and the re Bing. Is there fucking program to say, hey we're going to shoot you out in the middle of a fucking warzone? Ok, when you come out, it's craziness right out the get go. Your mom almost got shot today coming home from work, and you experience all this inside the womb that your body is like getting ready for war. It is triggering everything in this experiences and you draw from those experiences on how to react with certain certain situations, but the back to the this stuff is like. I believe it's like gay training, wheels that no it's not that no,

but why it's so popular on the internet. So I see what you're saying the porn yeah. Why is it so popular because it starts off with blowjob videos? I think there's a broad spectrum, that's what I think. I think you know I think it's abroad. Spectrum of sexual likes and dislikes, and some guys literally get off and they're, not even gay. They get on looking at other guys, dicks they'll get on looking at a guys, Dick being hard to imagine it was their dick and they get literal watch porn and get off on the dicks. Well, I think that's why interracial porn, so they just love watching these. Just big Zouk A is just destroying these little. Like I don't know, I don't understand that because I can't relate because it's not like that's a black dick. That's not my dick! That's how I always look at it. That's why I like what I see a dude's got a little tiny deck come on son, it ain't my dick! I can't pretend this is my dick. So this is not like fun porn for Maine, that a little dick porno guys plenty of little dictorial, guys like how little

like I don't I never I I saw a big. I can't relate sex. Seven eliminates small, like a model for this silly now, so you know, there's there's sometimes fat guys too. Fat guys will decks and some dudes love that she, because of that could be me man, you could just y know. I was amazed that there's not more of that like because that's what porn start out really the guys big in super hot chicks, because that was the fantasy. Well you've seen some of the new porn that they're doing with the porno stars will fuck a fan. Yeah the fuck are real fan and they left and come inside of and everything like could not Dan all that's what my up. That's? What my and my Nadie show they wanted director want to come in raffle off to a want to go so Andy. I don't know that the establishment was like. I don't know, that's legal which establishment are cheetahs. He said no yeah Jesus Christ. How is it not legal? You disarranging, there's no money being a something weird. It happened like drenching pornography.

If something weird, that's their whole theory to get some fucking savage yeah you could laugh. It off. You could say that your your one who's who's fucking. I got Babu Straight straight: outta jail, dude, yeah, just kill it just doing ultimate kiss night or something it would be fucking around the camera, though dude mean it would be like a video that they make, that well things someone bad, they could be liable. I'm like I don't know how, but so they didn't I thought it was gonna, be just change the wording that, like all to make his night, I make it something like that, like it was implied that everyone knows yeah yeah, I just need. Doesn't Howard stern. Do that, though he sets it up where they go, yeah up the interns yeah they guys. I ran a bite. She done they were. She doesn't know how long he said. Well, you know what it is man now you know, what is the risk for ward for them is is not worth it with the idea thing to make a couple hundred people happy. If they do it and what's the risk, the risk is they get known as a prostitution is yeah which made the get and they lose their license. That's the risk! It's like. Why would they do that for your silly little fucking comedy show silly boy

non business sense having motherfucker. This is my business. There been in Vegas for seventeen fucking years. This location yeah there with a french accent, that's what she does, not french guys. That was then. I cannot do this now. Friends are freaks when they fuck they don't then I'll, give a fuck. Have you been to a strip bar in a la lately? No they're horrible! Really they've always been hard, never been a good one in there that we know what you mean. I bet that I used to do about the star strip. Unless you have to go now. Is it true story? The girl those dancing- and I asked Argo hey Go- is this fun for you? Do you like doing this? Shows? I don't talk to guys come here and I go well. Why not? She goes well, you know what most guys who come here are assholes. So I don't talk to guys come here and I go well, it's an open door. I mean like nice, people come into, you know, and she goes well. The only come here for one reason I mean like did you come in here and I go 'cause. Somebody told me there's a place that I could go where I could see strange. Girls pussy for a dog. I remember that that that's a true story. They really did happen. I was like conversation. I just your dancing.

If you don't want to talk to me just say you know, I prefer to be silent or something, but it's to see most guys are assholes like okay this is not fun all the time, but I'm nice and being nice to you. I'm sure there's a lot dicks going in there, but like that's your yeah I mean there's a bit of sales going on at it, but you should you should totally uh our club. It's called like Houston's and fly just there. All the girls there are just from Texas and they get flown in every week would be cool when we go. I would have you know that song bunch of problems. It's merry. I mean if you, if you want to do what it is, is these are people that are pro that's what it is. I mean the reason why this girls angry at work is not because not even necessarily because so many guys are assholes, which I'm sure they are because the reason why she's fucking got her asshole in front your face in the first place, she's broken something had those poor girl when she was younger and she's. Also up and most likely molested and then

here we go. There's good la clothes are there's good to strip clubs, though you enjoy going to good strip clubs. You know once in LA or just completely broken because of the actor singer. Asin lasts as I I I and I can only enjoy it with a bunch of people and less and less and less and less and less I enjoyed them when I was younger and just because I do the math, you know you do the whole buddhist thing. We start to see about what is the cause and effect. What is the? What is the initial starting point for this. You know the current behavior or, I have a couple of drinks and just go stare at tits. Do you hear about the place in North Dakota? There's this city, where they like some mining city, where the girls are tripping in there making three thousand five hundred dollars a night course. They got so much money and there's like five fixing the whole entire town and they're taking the take in applications from around the world? russian Czech, chicks,

talking to some dudes up in Canada, we were working uh. We were in grand prairie and some like that on way to fuck up there, and they were talking to us about the the there's, a lot of dudes at work up there in the mines and that there's nothing to do there and they make a load of money loads of money, do shitloads of cash that was my job when I got up to come in from Europe for gigs there yeah. I have rules what women I won't fuck, three types of chicks, underage married or russian, chicks. Those are Russians one. They may not be there by choice and two you don't know man, those chicks are just as crazy man. They come in those slice and dice a motherfucker. The crazies which I ever used to fuck around with the ukrainian grill right. She was wild. I still be that girl- and they always want to get married like after, like two months like I need a ring, put a ring on this finger yeah! Well, she was second generation, but God damn. This bitch was a free,

boo, like the craziest craziest white girls out there, there crazy, but girls, but they're, just like they have a much hardier stocked in your average white girl. It's like almost like they're, almost like a different specie and the men to you know if you live in guys like fade or Igor Zinovyev, or you know the fucking God, russian men, you have some fun hard russian men. They always had that country. Strength yeah! It's like yeah like a whole country full of Matt Hughes. Is they just like they look like they fight? Grizzly bears that's a tough mean, look russian pussy. Just like you know, pussies there all kinds of pussies in this world, but Russians are some fucking stuff, fucking people

yeah, they are they've, been through some crazy shit, Armenians, Armenians, air, not people. Oh yeah, fucking people, man, yeah out of armenian fighters, dude lot of M M a fighters lot of multi armenian fighters, a lot of medium boxers taxi drivers. Do you think you think I moved L A? That was the weirdest thing, because what I was from you know with their means to arm from our very like they look like white people right out here, they're very persian army from the labs, the New York. They were very white people. They look. If you look, at all my hand, should be like well a couple. My answer like well there's a white people. You would never know they were armenian where it had it. Or I mean you get it's our media. How did armenian nine hundred they get their their leg of their ethnicity like where they come from? Is it a mix of yeah like Filipinos or Chinese in Spanish, like out here they're, mostly a persian Armenian, persian Army they're like Persians, but the country adopted, see an itty, so it became its own little thing and eh

really got along with any of its like so was operations came into IRAN and then became Christians, know the Persians yeah well, it was one whole thirty, and I'm I mean I yeah I mean to Armenia and then became yeah so that that yeah, the country was the first country that ever adopt Christianity as its countries, US official religion. So, okay, so there's unlike the darker more middle eastern, looking yeah Armenians and then there's more like like eastern european yeah, very light skin very light skin. You would never know. Do they. Take you the same way, though 'cause. I know that there's like with Mexicans, there's a big difference. Next coconuts will you get with Mexicans you get due to like Oscar de la Hoya or Salma Hayek, who

very spanish, very european, and then you get. You know dudes who look more like Indians, really more like a native Americans, because that's the real bloodline, like the Mayans. What about the one boxer who looks red head Irish yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah log on okay? Did you hear yeah Lucy case my skin to the net crazy yeah use lower case MAC yeah not born in Mexico, but is mexican wow yeah? I never knew that. But that's what yeah, I guess, a joke about how he's more mexican than Carlos Mencia- and he really is- I mean louis- is mexican yeah very full are to the Jews. Have no! No! So I really don't know I don't know. I think it's a damn lot of or something I don't know he's got a lot of Mexican. But there's there's a very distinct. Look that some Mexicans have. You know uh, it's more of an american indian. Look. You know, sort of I to make combination. I went to Mexico City to see Metallica and we flew in and friends were already there and we didn't know what to do so. We

no one's here to pick us up we're going to go they were like. We need a ride, so we find a taxi and it gets shady dude text follow me man and we walked the airport as we get through the airport. We walking gets more and more third world, so I'm not lying to you eventually walking out the airport through this back alley where there these chickens all running around and I'm like this is not going right. Man and we got in the car, I put it made a video of it and he drove around and, like that's the worst thing do in Mexico. City is getting a taxi because they will kidnap. You they'll drive you somewhere to take you in the hold you for a couple days till they drain your a t m and if you're lucky the come back, but I don't this guy, like this, we start talking about hookers and all that stuff. Because there's something about me when ever I land to do stand up or do somewhere. I always there so what's going on this time, and they always tell me where the hookers are did the immediately. The first thing they always tell me is like all you

get some girls over here. I don't know what it is. You seem like a party guy I see like apart, but do I look like? I need hookers? Yes, yes, really, absolutely it's cool, it's a cool superpower. You like him to tell like I don't want to. I just want to talk to them and get to know them and the hookah whisper yeah Mexico is very tricky place. Last time I was there, I was in Cancun, was a few years back and I remember landing and walking through the airport and just all these people coming at you to try to give you a ride, and I was what we had a already arrange. So I was like this is gross man. You, like you, can't move through them. Like I'm walking pulling my bags one one, the you right here right now right service, your under eyes, here, holding up there sign, and it's like wow. This is this is weird and uncomfortable here you really

like wow. This is there playing by different rules. Are one hundred percent the third World country son? You can call it Cancun all you want, you just landed in a place where laws don't apply. Everything is different means some laws apply, but it's not the same. You know everything is run by fucking violent. Games they have a short. They have a military presence sure have police, but but fucking drug gangs in Mexico are They run every everything every spot in the near the border. You go to the board, even have our weapons, they end up, busting them with our military weapon. How ridiculous is that we realize how fucking nutty these government agents are did you hear about that? Was it called operation fast and furious? There was well I mean like: do you think we give it to them or they just end up yeah, because we liked, destabilize region. Is that is what to try Three percent we play both sides we be good turned up in El Paso to the guns. They I been crimes in in using El Paso, the guns that the ATF sold to them

can drug traffickers, those fucking guns showed up in our country. Those those guns, could have easily been used to kill american civilians, because our fucking government is completely incompetent retarded two thousand Things were traffic along the Us Mexico Border and many were using violent crimes in Mexico. In addition to forty, seven semi, automatic's involved in the program were recovered after US border agent. Killed south of Tucson while a US fucking border agent was killed with one of these weapons so under the program dubbed fast and furious agents, with the Federal Bureau of Alcohol, tobacco and firearms and explosives, in the Phoenix Field Office allowed licensed firearm dealers to sell weapons to illegal straw, buyers in the hope that the agents contract the weapons and arrest mexican drug cartel leaders, that was their walkie fucking dope best idea they were going to allow the fuckin mexican drug cartels to get more weapons. What did they have

Yes, things in a more so than that kind of makes sense only exists. If you give a bunch of guns- and you watch that dumb, they know what they are there any know what they are there, where the drug guys are they're ranches man through there's guys are hours, it would be a bro yeah. They have. That really is a dollar, so you never know like. There was a whole theory that they want to really like Bankrupt Mexico have you ever heard the Amero you buy that all I heard about it? Yeah, like the whole thing, was just re. Jobs actually had it on CNN. I think about you like how they're trying to like make like Mexico is broken. Yet in America, broke his shit and then bring in Canada with us and then everything's our money's worth nothing that they just get rid of it and it's the amero. But you think, that's possible. Do you think the government actually plots to crash the economy absolute incompetence. I don't think that they plot to crash shit. I do think that they that the powers that be

the market, so they can buy everything cheaper and then it goes back up and they buy more. I definitely think that ok yeah well. I definitely think that people short stocks and they manipulate the market and do stuff like that to get that to get money. But those are not necessarily the same people that are the government. These are. This is people that are involved in the market, the market sort, pays for the government to get the government to do certain things their way that help them an atm and stealing money and make sure there's a lot of clauses, so they get away with a lot of shady shit completely legally, but I don't think there, but here's my the you know the economy. I think that's kind of you ever watched forty, eight! Yes, you ever see somebody kill somebody over twenty dollars worth of crack. Yeah like well, those are just thugs and it, but their people, their wired, certain ways, you're. Looking at the government you're looking people were dealing with billions, if not trillions of dollars. I just don't think they're going to let you know flip of a coin

type where that money goes and that they could have some problem with manipulating shit. I'm not saying that's what happens, but I would never ever put it past. Somebody too, if you ate something for a ton of money yeah. Maybe, but do you know what to so? Many people have to be involved in the reading the whole economy to collapse, and then you have to figure out who the hell's going to profit on this, and then you have to follow. The money is needed to mount the good, no mystery, why things collapsed. There's no mystery so god Damn money grab and they knew that it was temporary and they went crazy and they made whole economy virtually based on nothing based on sense it slowly but surely not based on gold, not based on anything so based on Cray, derivatives. I derivatives this the article was talking about the derivative economy being like one hundred times larger than the regular economy over the fuck. That means it's. It gets so fucking. So so they know what what went wrong. It's not like someone sabotaged it on purpose, so they

profit from it and that they could slowly devalue the dollar, so they can country's together the countries together. Profit in that man there's no, but there's no ultimate profiting creating one giant country. There are listen! I'm not saying that's what I would say: that's a theory out there yeah, I'm not! I did it's beyond that, but I wouldn't hold the pass anyway, I mean you're talking about because when they do that supposedly was going to after happen. This is such a radical thing, but it would be you'd scrap the constitution you would have to scrap the constitution will never have done that anyway, they sort of done that everywhere, slowly but surely, but this would be a direct light parts of freedom of speech parts of the second amendment. The right to bear arms been compromised, significant, this country, and more and more now that they were trying to do with the vapor with medical marijuana, try to make it so that if you have a medical marijuana, you're not allowed to possess it done anymore or you're not allowed to buy a new gun. It's ridiculous! It's ridiculous! They are with people's rights, inalienable rights as non criminals in the United

of America's hunters, as as people they want to go target, shooting whatever whatever saying to someone uses medical marijuana, they shouldn't be allowed to what about oxycodone. You got that on your list. No, you don't I'll, go fuck yourself, yeah, that's one! Fucking criminals like they should go to jail for that. Do just for even suggesting that Michael Marijuana should be something that you should lose your gun for and not oxycontin, and not it in and not a regular drinker fuck. You you going on your person, so transparent man that is one of the most transparent pieces of corruption. The world is ever seen. The idea that must suck in ATF is going to go after potheads before they go after pharmaceutical companies, alcohol companies are going to have People who smoke pot they're the ones who can't have guns well, the water, what Obama and his administration now trying to shut down all the

Spencer RES yeah. It's ridiculous, like I like this: it's a bag, a good just all bullshit. This is the department, justice or say the blaze Johnny Mathis. Rather right yeah. I guess they're not listening to him. I don't know I mean I don't I don't know how that works. I don't I don't know how much say the president real I'm with you. I don't that's what I think happens is he got in there he wanted like. Yes, we can and got in there real it's the build his whole thing. They showed him a different fuckin view. Can be assassination. It's even different in the bill. Hicks joke it's like. Instead, he thought who's going to go there and he was going to get into an office and he's going to be able to change shit and when he got there, there's, a bunch of people, feverishly working to patch up a hole in the middle of the universe and question? This is we only keep this together for another fucking year or two, and it's going to blow it doesn't matter. The economy goes. Doesn't matter if we can cancer, this is fucking things gonna blow. This is there's a hole in the universe. We try to patch it up. We got our boys holding it down and they flew him out. The fucking area he wanted. He looked at the hole in the hole in the and went it

slowly became gray, looks like what you want to do after pop go after plot. Ok, who cares at this point? Will Pakistan war with Pakistan fuck it? Why not? IRAN. Iran has bombs, let's, let's bomb them. First, fucking, God Damn hole in the universe. Why not? Why not? She get great, quick, didn't You know he looks very most black, don't crack! That's for sure, because the Bush at all yeah, but they do they take Cag, say sports, the and ship that we don't even know about other, just like uh. You have a bill. Clinton said man, one of the craziest things that he said about being in office. It was about the moon landings. He said that when he was a kid just a couple of months after the APOLLO eleven landing, you know he said that it was amazing that man put a person on the moon. And he worked with his old carpenter and so Carpenter said that he thought that that was bs and that you know those those television for hours, because I don't believe a word of it. Those television fellers can do try to get you to believe anything. I don't believe man land on the moon. He said at the time I thought the guy was a crank the,

but after eight years in the White House, just stop stop and think about that. Would he said after eight years in the White House, I start to think maybe he, ahead of his time, the President said that just imagine the shit that he saw where he would even pretend that the moon landings possibly could have been faked, that he would entertain that for a moment I don't we have a God damn clue as to what really creepy shit is going on behind closed doors when the farmers pharmaceutical companies talk about the mount of drugs that they produce every year that they need to sell on how they up the oxycontin every fucking year. You know they've update so much since we've been in Afghanistan due what coincidence dance and produces all the heroin and that's where they're fucking getting it, and so they make an oxy cotton and were over there protecting it one on your personal areas, and it's so funny that people don't believe

any of that. But they can't sit there an atom that their leaders might not have their best interest specially when you talking about billions and billions and billions of dollars. When you talk about just ridiculous sums of money. We're willing willing to do some creepy ship or willing to do some creepy shit, man yeah and they don't give a fuck yeah. I always question authority man, always I just think it's more fun in thing, why keep make their jobs easier, look but look how easily they could justify what they do like Obama has. There was some fucking one of those speeches where they talked about. You know where was like Obama had jokes written for him. You know, and he had a joke about his daughters and he said I have two this for you, predator drone, like he was joking. When people do his daughter that he will send a predator drone on you, what's kind of a fucked up joke and then, when you go look into how many people have died using predator drones, how many innocent people have died? Hundreds of them, including, like I think it was like one hundred and

the children, but it's not the same thing like children, small joke one hundred and fifty children have been killed by things that are ultimately under his control, since he is the commander in Chief of United States Army in the United States military force, right yeah Mandarin chief so ultimately he's at the top of the blame list. One hundred and fifty babies were killed by missiles, I'm a flying, robot and he's looking around about people dating his daughter, one hundred and here's. I have said I'm using on drones, predator after squadron, but it's here's the thing it's back to Hanahan Kombat. If you are going at it and you see, I give up there's a sense of like ok he's giving up, but if you're one thousand miles what you're not going to see me surrender and it means not there's no like the detachment yeah, it's the same kind attachment to get on the internet, where you're allowed to use like a fake name like this guy could talk about training

because he is a to worries detached or you. So we could be mean to you and you know they don't worry about the social repercussions being mean you because they don't say is like a folk. You triple you suck. You always log, for you read my comments. Just to in August, what do you hear that the the founder of Facebook. His sister is trying make it so people have to use their real names on the internet? I don't know if they'll ever happened. I don't like that. I think you should be able to whatever you want. If you want to use your real name user, real name, if you don't, I think there should be places where you have real name like I have my message board. I would like it if you had your real face and your real name and We saw and that's you know, that's that can't make yeah I mean I guess I could, but I don't want to be censoring people and if they the case people wouldn't be post shit because of what they do for a living like there's some people that have asked me to change their screen names because they're screen name somebody from work found out their screen names. So they asked me no like change your screen name so that they couldn't get. You know some fuckin, tattle,

tail at work couldn't go yeah Bob's talking about granny porn, that's what he does doesn't work. Look at the times. We've logged on this four hundred pm he's working at four hundred pm hi, rich people do that man, it's so much tracked with tracking to nowadays like show interface, will you treat you post? How many times have you twitter would ask, can use your location yeah? Well, you know I did it but mine. The my latest phone has that turned on when a mediate Lee like I don't even do it and, like I'm like great, I just like tweet desire for us yeah yeah yeah has it has it should on it, yeah yeah, it's creepy, it is creepy. It I mean, I just think people extra mean because there's no ramifications and ultimately, everything comes down to accountability. That's what I think we get way from more more in this society. Specially in this country in which is you know my whole is. I wish they would say that occupy Wall Street or LA is like you want to inability man, you want accountability for everything you do. You know whether government, whether it's your personal, you know, actions

it's accountability and that's what they're asking for, but no one will come out and say that on that thing, so they all yeah, without their own somebody. Somebody something fucked up up. The the whole is falling apart and no one's going to jail so that that's a sure sign. The justice system is not working properly, a sure sign that our elected leader are not going after the people that had created problems. One hundred thank you, stop saying that a hundred percent, one hundred, if you say one thousand percent to fight yeah sure it's like a drinking game at this point people to anyone drinking shots at this point this faced yeah. Can you manage in the future like if there was a movie that that that was like design like private, like avatar, or something like that. Like Cgi Ann every time, you watch it going back to what you were talking about earlier. Every time you watched it, a new part

new scene was in the moving. It was created randomly by a computer generated kind of like minecraft, this video that could be possible, so you could watch it. You could sit down and watch star wars like a whole new think version of star wars. Every time you watch or it becomes like a choose, your own adventure movie, where it's like different choices, give you different ending to the script. Yeah yeah, absolutely man do that the future is going to be very strange when it comes to what you can create artificial environments that you can create. The real question to me is like what is going to what's going to win. Is it going to be human stupidity, or is it going to be technology? It's like a tunnel is a race to a final conclusion ideology. Maybe, but there were we're also invading Pakistan and IRAN's got nukes, and you know- and they're fucking with the large hadron collider and some new laser they're proposing to build in Britain that could punch a hole through space time and, like this, this is a weird race going on and and the

sometime. You know, king, the Congo, again: going on the Congo. Look what's going on in Mexico, look what's going on so many different parts of the world where human lives are just the part human civilization falling are chaos. You know just ultimate chaos. You look at like watch like documentaries on parts of at can you would swear? This? Is a post apocalypse rights, vision, yeah things they do like warlords like just a hacking or machetes precious to all get theirs. I mean it's crazy eating the flash of innocent children on the enemy side to to to be look like vulnerable in battle, some the stuff that I watch documentaries on Liberia, they've stained, my brain forever, man cannibalism, rampant, rampant cannibalism, Jane Smith, on the podcast, from vice tv he's, one of guys who went to Liberia and

is he the guy, went to North Korea to yeah he's got everywhere, but he was telling me about that recently. They just watched rated mean. I can't wait to have this guy on I'm fucking. So far it up he's he's been every It was just in Beirut and he's traveled. He travels all over the world, the darkest parts of world he says he has to get new passports all the time because things passport have to fuck Iraq, Afghanistan. What are you doing and he's like armor, you know and the like, for what he's like vbs and like CBS he's like no vbs like the fuck is vbs, so he whenever he goes somewhere dark, it just gets a new passport. You better. Jason T Boz tell me about his one in North Korea and how crazy three is yeah. Well, he said he's got some North Korea Korea's. He said nk slave footage. I don't even know what that meant, but in the internet schooled me North Korea, douche yeah yeah, that's right, the brother you seriously and they don't know what it is. I I didn't know a sort of trying to think what that meant. I never associated North Korea with sleeves for some reason. I don't think that they would be slain. I I do I guarantee that happens more more in common law. You know,

that's the whole thing about you know this whole free trade where they move these businesses over these third world, your phone off the table. Everybody take your phone off, the every it keeps lowering lowering prices. Eventually, the labor is going to be to the point where they don't even want pay for labor today, prices is so low that slavery is gonna happen. Well, I mean you know, look we're willing to do that to dolphins yeah, why not Johnny people understand them either. You know I mean, that's, that's really. How do if you ever go to China you'll have the best time ever. China is the shit. Would you do in China did stand up really idea? It was the best time I mean Steve Byrne or Steve Burton I we went to Beijing Shanghai loved it. Who did you? form to american expat expats. How many people were in the crowd different shows. Insides are white people in the crowd, or just some chinese people, everything really everything. What was the percentage of white people to chinese people? Well, at our shows it was very high. It was like most of the way people. It was like eighty percent white wow, you know, but it was the

It was amazing. Really I had such great nicest people ever Chinese are the nicest people ever and you know you know what I just learned. It's like everybody is the same. It's just you got governments and they're fighting with the other, the overall resources yeah, the resources problem and in China's it's really a problem. Then the you know on this. So that's a that's a. Anything that whole factory thing in China. You know when people we had a thing on the podcast where trying to figure out is there is, karma free cell phone. Is there there, a cell phone that I can get where I don't feel bad about owning. It turns out, there's not how do you feel bad about owning it? I feel bad that someone has to make fuckin zero dollars and fifteen cents an hour to make something yeah. I said that they should have an Iphone called the eye karma

The karma is made in America and they pay the people a real wage and you could pay more twice as much. It cost twice as much and a lot of people would folk you do sugar, brilliant, full. My phone now, who are you fucking doing something? That's not what I'm saying dude, I'm not talking about you! If you want to I'm, not judging you, but I'm. So It would be nice for me if I knew that this was made by people who are paid for their labor. You know a really fair price, so they could, you know, afford to go on vacation, so they could afford to live in a nice place, so they can afford to have food, and you know I think, if you, work all day. You should not have issues. You should not have issues like uh. You know I'm homeless. You know you should not have issues like. Oh, I can't afford health insurance. You should not your working all day your day should be worth something well and that's why? I think the whole thing is going to collapse, because not just in America but around the world, because here take

these jobs from here, where you're paying a living wage and you're taking over here and you're, not paying a living wage you're paying next to nothing so the people over here it can't buy anything, and now the people over here can't buy anything so who's going to buy the goods. Will the real question is who can buy, but the real question is: how can you compete? How can you make some that's what error support and that's why the administration just signed three new huge trade agreements they say are as big as NAFTA in the corner on a like job creating bill. Only in you just sign that that free trade thing we're screwed man, yeah and stuff like that is where people really get the the motivation. That's the the the inspiration to think that this is a rigged, so awesome to think that this is some sort of Illuminati plan to slowly crash the economy. Things like that. You know free trade agreements, but I think it's uh fucking money grab it just greedy con

call market store operations in greedy cunts and the problem is the corporations they found out that you know the Chinese and all these different industrious nations all around the world are willing to work hard. Your longer hours for less money and then they they can produce cheaper, cheaper and because they found out that it's like like like. We have to compete If you want these american jobs, you know our whole business is going to go under unless you move, or at least our factories over there and then move your fat he's over there but sell your 90s over here. You know you gotta, have some making employees over here, but you know right. One hundred and over there. It's like, I guess the stuff's cheaper to sell in terms of like you know, What Chinese are buying the same goods? Is us pay way more because we are supposedly have a higher standard of living, but eventually that's going to have to go down to right. I mean, if we're not having those and we're all

working at Walmart, making like seven dollars an hour. We can't afford to buy a one hundred and fifty dollars phone or so did you eat any wacky shit when you're in China due any bugs or anything now they had squirrel on one at one of the restaurants. I just didn't want to eat. You have any choice, pretty normal here. What's that? Did you sleep with any of am? bang, the israeli chick in much our rates yeah and she was she doing over there she's she was trying to start as she was working for some company and she established some kind. You know she had a business over there. People go over there. It's like the wild west they're moving there trying to set up businesses and that's awesome, though man, but what they did in China, someone, I think, there's something bad ass about that, but moving to another kind of wild West Bro. It's like your reality. Just completely shifted, you know, even moving fucking. Hawaii is kind of crazy. You know, but God damn man moving to China, who do I had the best time

we're driving is crazy, built turn any thing into a car. I they're, totally races, the Chinese. They don't give a shit they're totally racist. I use that when I was there, I had a full beard. I looked middle Eastern, don't like Middle Easterns because they think they're all drug dealers there. So I couldn't get. Or sometimes a taxi. So the only guy that picked us up one time was this dude who drew drove what looked like. They took out hot dog vending machine and turned it into a car, and it literally had like the most junkiest like shift changing device, and I you'll never scream more in your life like a little girl and when you drive through China to Beijing or Shanghai 'cause, they don't follow the lights. I've seen so many tried chinese traffic accidents online. You don't have to convince me

I've seen people get run over by cars in China. What about that little girl? So yeah? I couldn't watch it. I couldn't watch it. I couldn't watch it just makes me sad. That's not overpopulation thing man when you it's just like they've done, population density studies on rats and the same thing happens. You get to me in one place and devalue each other. You know that's. What's going on man, you can't jam that many fucking human beings in one spot and expect everybody to think that everybody's precious 'cause he's precious things, fucking way. You know. No one cares. Man yeah, it's just. I remember reading that in a college man, they start run. Gangs. They started like one guy with you know they had yeah. I got really shady like rats just with mental problems, just a some of them huddled in the corner, the rats they built on the corner, just rock themselves back and forth back just go nuts man. Now you look at some human behavior and you gotta go God, damn how the fuck can we ever prevent this? What the hell happened

here? What is what is this discovery? You know what I was watching this. I tweeted this. This video about this woman was a pioneer in scat porn. It's a it's! A And if you read my tweets, read it, but don't click on link there's a lot there pioneer by choice. Yes, yes, yes she's one of the first well she's she's, an expert at it should This is she does, but she eats shit. She eats in swallows it and she talking about how she loves being stuffed with shit dude. I would love to have her on my podcast, like, like I want to interview those she's in in Germany. She's she's German, I would last German in this video dude. She has a website. Somebody tweeted the websites. I retweeted it. If you see the retweet, don't click it. I'm telling you right now, don't do it because this one there's just smeared in shit in these videos and she has people it in her mouth and she chews and swallows it, and she they the sure how many, how much shit you think you've eaten over the course of your life she's like several bathtubs full. Well, what about

how do use constantly to get thrown up on? That's nothing dude. She, this bitch, is eaten bathtubs full of human shit. Someone unless and throwing up on that words to you, then throw up is shit worse and throw up fucking they're, both sequel too bad. We watch it way worse and throw only did hoping Anthony. We were there for the infamous baby bird. It was me and ARI where there you weren't there for baby bird, when the guy threw up the guys mouth this fucking dude. I forget that's right there, bro hat from me, Naki, no, not Pat Pat from, would knock you but the other guy Smith. What the fuck's his name, Pat Duffy, Pat Duffy, was the other guy who let them throw up in its mouth. So this was, there was a eggnog and I remember how many shots he had was something insane is almost a gallon. I think I think the human body can only have a gallon of milk before two gallons of it was like. Seventy shots or something like that. So that is something horrible thing so anyway, he does that and then

the, were trying to figure out what to do 'cause. He knew he going to throw up, and then we suggest that one of the interns lean his head over the dump. Her over the garbage bucket and open his mouth and let the dude Robin is mouth like a baby bird fish, whatever that binds her ever that. Yet not that guys! Now, where is he wears like? I don't know he did a bunch of other, so he would he. He brushed his teeth. The dog off yeah you're, all in in that open Anthony world. At that point, that's where you're going to be working and that's where you're going. You can't go it's like that Oh gosh Shidan is like it's going to be hard for her. She didn't choose to get shit on yep She still going to be. The girly got shit on. That's why it's so trash is this Pat Duffy got yeah? Well, that's crazy! I'm with Where do you go if you're pat, though there's there's those guys out there man? This is guys out there. That will run to put me on fucking fear, factor bro, you anything. A few those guys that they're willing to do it. Gas, guys willing to do anything for the joke. You know: did Fucking John trash file stood in front of a bowl with a blindfold on. He really did he,

did that he's God, Damn movie star K using a movie with the rock case too. In front of a bowl with a blindfold on and let that launch him through the air like like like a sheet Stevo, did the last movie completely sober 'cause. I knew back in the day they were popping viksten. Bang killers, so they couldn't feel he did this one pleat Lee sober how that's some crazy, ass shit- God, it's horrible, his nose on the roast yeah he ran into MIKE Tyson's fist he's the nicest guy man I just feel like. I guess that I just saying so let MIKE Tyson Break is no well his whole things. He does stunts. That's not a stun. A stoner things like cutting yourself out with MIKE Tyson Jump, a motorcycle and you land it and everybody cheers. That's, not a stunt. That's like I think I'm going to drive my motorcycle into a wall. It's a stunt that stunt you crashing you're hurting yourself. I've done that you have yeah. My spike show

Well that's right! Yeah! That was a fun show right. It was you kick open, Ellis, yeah, Jason Alice. What did you guys? So just did. Why did every jackass type shit? Well, yeah? I mean later on, because I never really really watched jackass, but later on, I watched the show. Might all they got that from that kind of it was kind of like point. Zero meets jackass. That was the premise of the show and yeah Some crazy shit, Manda, like the worst thing was was uh had to make a sandwich. Why people? Why? guys are like eight feet away paintball guns and we had nothing on and we were just getting shot by paintball guns and I I would feel bad and I would like do it slowly. Those guys didn't give a fox, for their savage above Obama, I'm getting nailed, the first time I want to quit the show I was like I'm done, dude FUCK this show I never want to do I didn't even know were doing stunts on the show. I just saw

I got hired to talk shit about videos and that's what I'm good at you just tell when when did the stunts a part of the show? Well the next day, ok, I show up to like okay, you got the gig, I'm like oh cool, that's great fuck! I gotta show in spike. I show up there, here's what you're going to be doing. I'm like what can I do They didn't never mention that in the audition, and I got it through going with Steve Byrne. He never mentioned that and you can't say no well yeah. I need on television that point you know looks like fuck it. That's how you felt you felt like you had to say. Yes right yeah, I mean not close. I love spike. You know it was cool chair. You didn't want to do it right, you don't want to do it didn't think, that's what you're going to do, but once you got there like God, damn it, this fucking TV show yeah wow yep. I was headlining clubs when I got to make a big difference, clubs and shit like that. Yes, I was headlined club. Did you ever try to do something else like that? Again, do you ever tried? I would never do sound, show again really yeah so was cancelled. You are happy uh even though you're off tv, you were happy.

No, I wasn't happy so I would do it again. It comes up again. If they continue, then I would have done it, but I do it now. They call me back hey we're going to do another show I wouldn't do it. Have you in shock, fights J analysis. No! No! This is shit. I don't know where the fuck is happening and it looks like it's in Cuba. I don't know who came up with, but this these guys in a ring and they have fucking fist. They have things on their fists that are Elect each other, like tasers on their knuckles, but they're punching each other with tasers, a guy knocks guy guy out with Taseer on his hand, it's badass, it's crazy kicks in a so Ellison yeah. I was dog collars any as the crowd just zap. Some messages he's willing to do some stuff that I understand, but this shock fights is like man now. How far are we from throwing a do

the sword into an arena with alliance? How far away we're? Not that far, I'm sure in third world countries gonna happen sooner than you think, because it was there was, does the thing where a guy was going to have a sword fight there was at the. I think it was a guy going to fight a lion. It was a great guy or something like that forget with story was, but I was like I remember this thing like it was either a swordfighter is going to fight and Anna Wild Animal or something like that. But I remember thinking like okay. This is how it starts, because it starts people hear about on the internet, and then you go ok and then somewhere where the fuck it is where life is not that expensive. High Tijuana, you know somewhere along those lines, they set up an arena and they just say well. Instead of bull fights and now we're going to have p will wearing armor and they're going fight lions and I'm rooting for the line. Everytime wow, maybe

you not root for the line, maybe the guy his children. He can't feed and he's fucking willing to get in there with a little line has no choice. In being sure I mean the guy has a choice but I'll still root for the person. I'm reminded lion people bit Amantine Lion Bro, I have to man. I just like the lines aren't choosing to be there he's not, but he's going to kill the person. It's not like the person has any different than the killer whale. That stuck in dumb lions aren't smart. It's not that much different. Lands are not the you know. Lands are just there to remove certain mental capacity. I don't either. If you have a crime or not, not only that I feel like lions or part of our domain, we killer whales. We have to go into their world and pull them out of their world and cap. They don't interact with us right basis once we get on boats and enter into their world lions. On the other hand, they want. You mean you're in Africa like they were a friend of ours in Africa and while he was there, some guy got killed the it came into the day like a camp. It came into the camp, Lion team to the while the dude was in the fucking shower and dragged

now the shower shower to female what right? What so right lions can suck my dick okay lions go fuck themselves, it's a killer. Well, like guys, surf and kill where it comes up on. What's the matter, don't they don't they don't know? You know, there's no one's been killed by Kira. What only that, not only that they help people. They've actually save people when they learn their drowning, kill away, not sharks? If it's sharks, I can see your point. Sharks can suck my dick. You could take a shark, throw in a fish tank all day long. I have a feeling for sharp, but killer. Whales are super, intelligent and they say save people, but I think that when you're you know I'm not saying you should have Christians versus the lions, I'm not saying you should put in armed dudes and send him and you know, have a sore. Fight with the, but I am saying if it goes down, I'm rooting for the fucking person. I I want to know: can you kill a line with sword? Can you the armored up and kill a fucking line with nothing but a sword, and if that guy can do it good for him, man I just might not be able to you might not be able to line. Might just jack you every time it's like. You want two dudes from death row fighting to the death, I'm fine with that! Just fight

an animal. I Just don't you know it's like I get I get. I don't think you should do it. If you do do it, I'm rooting for the first and then I will put twenty dollars and I'm always going through the line really yeah, I'm always going to want to do. Why is that Brian same same exact reasons, but if found out? The guy was like super poor and you have a black eye, Brian. No, Nicely, why is it black It looks under that thing. Like you just got, rocked in your eyeball. That's the! If it's coming out of his so right did you. Fun. While I agree with you on that, I think I think, even if they showed me the story of this poor, sad guy, he has a choice. The man It shows a choice to fuck outline and I'm rooting for him and we might not interfere with whales because we haven't moved there yet. But if you went back through Thousands of years were in Lion territory right now, you know so sort of when there was some sort of big cats here, Saber tooth TIGERS, I think yeah. I think there lions! Well, actually there was. There was a north american lion along long fucking time ago.

It's a different commands walking through the jungle and it lying comes, I'm rooting for the guy, I'm rooting for the guy when you grab the lion, yet very specific rules, yeah you're forcing lying to be there with no choice where it's not going to be there an it could die because you're trying to make twenty. It's like it's like why people did like a dog fighting. It's like. Especially when you have a dog like I said dude, I'm not saying you should do it, but I'm saying if you do, but I wanna root for you I'll smack it animal, though not heard it, though, just like little, you got discipline your dog, we slap a hippo. You see that woman or heads along a hippo for a pet. Oh my god, yeah. I read some article on it. She is a hippo for a pet. It's going to come, get ya. It's eventually going to turn on. Is it a male I didn't read whether it was a mouse, a female. She can keep it together for a little while mail is going to be biting people in half they bite, crocodiles in half,

yeah, I'm one hundred percent? What happened was this? What I don't know man? I just agreed with you what you get on your test: Sammy one hundred percent, you a plus student? No, so this weekend, you're in the hall, if you want to go see you at the comedy store way worked with down there, I'm working with Steve, Simone uh, beautiful yeah and Tony Hinchcliffe guys they just had a couple big fallout of supposed to be in sale, but then I'm going to be December. First we're going to have naughty show at the comedy store, powerful, Saint Joe Rogan should make a return. Can't go sorry. We can do it good luck in Satans asshole! You can do it. I could do it, but I'm not going to good luck. You one need to go back to that. You, don't you don't there's no win contest. You know what one is the art form of comedy one, but the comedy store absolutely fucking picked the wrong side.

So they can go fuck themselves, they're all fucked up for ever. I like the laugh factory. I just that place is probably that place. No one hundred percent doing naughty comedy now the improv is awesome. I love the improbable glad prop. I felt it was better for my act anyway. I feel like the comic store, is so dark and angry that I think a lot of that shaped my material. It's changed bro and I don't mean that to be like it's different, it's not like you leaving was changed really yeah. Now it's much like pricing. Yeah. I mean it's not the same as it used to be. What was it like? What's the difference, it saw the yeah. I think it's like the the axe arm. You know I used to watch. You know my sisters on stage just guys who were like fuck man. I don't see that as much anymore. It's not what used to be there's a couple of young guys, I think of bringing it. But it's not. You know it's it's now. It's tv credit, land

it's not like. How did that? How do they make that change? I don't man, I you know, I I think it's weird how they use the same people over and over again like what else I'm at Columbus to wait out yet, but now they have they, they definitely open the door. It just seems like I've gone there on some nights, where these people are in the main room at eight o'clock on like a Wednesday or Thursday or whatever, and I think this person suck so bad. He should even be in the belly room he's in the main stage. Really. The problem is that what made that place great- and it was never perfect, but what made it great was that you could be somebody who was an unknown and you could get up on stage there and start honing your craft. Those days are done. You know there's certain things going on. There were like, apparently, if you're on Chelsea. Lately, you know, that's a sign that you've arrived and you see like a lot of people who do that panel now in the lineup and that's a great and she's done great for like blowing up some of my friends but

It doesn't necessarily mean you're going to crush in that or which has its own. Do you know so? Well, there's nothing wrong with putting people that are coming up, but you put 'em in between some really good talent and the problem is they have some talent that really doesn't work anywhere else. They have some people there that can't get spots anywhere, but their grandfather somehow and they've got jokes that are literally thirty years old. I mean there's some people that tell some jokes and you haven't seen them in a decade and then they'll go through the act, the same fucking way, and you know they don't that many spots because there's a gang so they don't put him up every week, but they put 'em up like every two weeks, every three or four weeks and he was sent we see him at some of them would be like, bitter and shit, and you know I'm thinking that something wrong wrong with these young kids and they suck- and you know our generation was better- you, like God, you're indian you're, not even really

comedian right. You understand this yeah. I do see that I see that a lot I so we're too, like the all the waitresses easily waitresses. Are you know only girls, which is now there's girls and guys? It's just like the whole. The whole thing is, but the waitresses are hot to the gay guys. Okay, I need to. They want some candy to grow. Okay, as one can, because yeah, why should they guys have waiters? While you can look at the waitress, do you have to fuck them all Brian? Yes, Brian, have you tried to fuck the waitresses not yet Brian is in a committed relationship, sort of kind of right now, how's it going, is it all working out she's, a very nice girl, stinky feet, she's, a very nice girl, yeah yeah. I have not even been home in two days by 'cause you're setting up that play video yeah for the last three days straight. Why don't you come in I see your pad. I crashed out in the studio, but she come over for, like I took naps there for like an hour too now wake up and this Jacob back door? Nia,

How do use J Cole Victoria trying to steal your check and probably is so deep deep in the world of porn. I'm not really, if you say the full name. I guess if everybody knows what he knows her yeah, he knows, but there's five hundred thousand people that don't, but you you're so deep into the winter war and he's left jail with it. That's true yeah. Who knows stars you that world people think I'm the yell this, but I'm really not! You know, I'm not really, like you know a lot of the men you get them to come on. Your naughty shows all the time I do if anybody's never seen another show. What's the website, it's coming back up, it's being redesigned right now, but still naughty comedy, show dot com and the best way to get ahold use. What SAM Triply UN trigger Twitter, Twitter, SAM Tripoli on Facebook or my e mail, but your ah those those air fucking, those of fun shows he's got naughty shows are just he's got a much of really good comedians, but it's also got video clips and they do games that fuck around with the audience and they always have porn stars to do things. I don't know what they I do like that they just appearances and they show

up in the n are people. You know man. I know this sounds crazy and like they are who they are but at the end of the day. They're, really not that different than comedians, and if you really sat down you had a comment that you be like: wow, that's exact comedians. Do they just have something that's kind of more taboo in society than guys, and you know the most. Or just straight business. People like I Well, that's sort of how they justify doing it too. They sort of go into this business mode and that always Here's me out like this. Two types of porn stars is like the flight. He doesn't know any better. Super hot pornstar just gets work, she's hot and then there's a super ambitious career woman porn STAR, yeah, those those kind of Get me in a weird way: no matter wow. This is a strange. You know strange animal, like this person is working hard to create all this porn. The real focus. If you can blow up and you think podcasting is saturated porn-

Satcher. If there's a man everybody's a porn star than always making money in it. Only four stars are there. I mean there's no probably not it's seven now I think it starts and comedians in l a. I would. I wouldn't doubt it just a camping thing alone, when you find out that they check this. I don't know if you knew severe. If you're, eighteen years old, an you need money, you there is a way to block the whole state. You live in so like say like: if you live in California, you block California and you can block certain cities and then you can cam where you can make like fucking, whatever five dollars a minute, ten dollars a minute, and they have these things where you have like twenty, people in the same room and they're all chipping in more and more for you to stay in these rooms, and these girls are making thousands now from just sitting on their fucking ass masturbating and doing nothing, but that it's like it's. Basically, it's taking advantage of the whole like primal, caveman girl. You know female relationship, it's like when you go to

Strip Club and the stripper makes she does all the stuff that if you're at a normal club that lets a girl knows she's interested in you in you make, so they do all that they trick you that all that you and all they want to do is want to lap dances from that's the from thing. That's strip clubs, the roles are reversed and the roles are men I have never been or don't usually go. They don't know how to deal with it. There's. Also the women are pursuing pursuing you, a a super aggressive it like well, you want to well, you want to dance. For a lot of guys, they just melt and like fall into it, and next thing you broke, because Old dynamic is just been shifted. They don't understand like they're, not they built up a resistance for it. They don't have the immune system for a Strip club and one social immune system. That's let's The thing about the naughty show is just like I like to explore that side of the world. It's not just sexual either it just like. I like the crazier side of life, yes, and just like what makes everybody different stuff, everybody wants that everybody does in the shadows. It's like

how do people? Why is why is talking about and about like? I don't like sex out like sex, I mean meaning, like I don't think porn stars should be like soccer award winners. I don't! I don't think I think everybody has their place, but I don't think it's something you should have to be ashamed of, where, like some find something out about you and now you're like the town like well you're, just so used to it to most men. The last thing they want is evidence that the woman has fucked some other dude, not just fuck. Some of do. He went asked him. Thunder and shot a load up or knows. Well, that's a whole different thing. You're talking about guys, not everywhere man guys who date and stars. I'm just saying that you know you don't judge them. If you don't judge them or if you met a girl and then she wanted a then you found out that she was a pornstar fuck yeah you Judger with, but that's not what you're into again, if you're, not into it, you like fuck yeah, but that's nothing. You could do it. Could you could I date? A pornstar depends on the porn star than what she did so stupid, hot dip. What you doing she came home smelling like loads.

I couldn't do that, but you know he dates. A girl does lesbian porn and like lesbo stuffs, okay right, which is a weird thing. I could also see where, like you know, some like Aiden who's married to Belladonna. It's called watching or just I don't think she doesn't anymore, but she getting robbed my brother cool? I think even the guys that say it's not cool is still. There's guys who are in today. It is cool cool. There are guys that are into it, I'm not saying everybody's into it, and I think people involved people involvement and there Sometimes they just look with guys go to prison. They all the sudden develop a desire to fuck man. You know why, because they involve they adapt their dad for the situation and if the only way you can get a trick like Belladonna is the lead black guys come in her ass, you go alright. Let's do this,

but that's from your perspective I will, but he may be into I'm. Just saying could be yes, but could be that's. The only console learning is been around forever: yeah, ST you yeah. That's it and there's some guys and just enjoy watching their girls, get rocked by monsters. Buddy of mine said that he met this girl at a party and she was really high and she was coming on to him and then also this dude came over and introduced himself as a husband and the guys, like all what the fuck The guy is like no man, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool likely. We swing, it's cool, it's cool and he was like Why was? I didn't have a couple drinks able to never done this next thing. You know they're in this outside patio, and this chick is blowing him. While the husband gives instructions to

husband markets magazine instructions, I usually love again really yeah. Well, maybe this guys black to me, which is, but there is also a lot of guys in white women in white husbands sore. But that's what you mean I used to the cop holding things a lot of the issues like black men and white guy, like white guys, like black men to their wives and 'cause. I think it's like this, like really disk degrading kind of thing like sexually they're like ooh. That's so dirty, you know he's like saying: ok make him come, make him come make him cum in your mouth and he's like he was part I just wanted to get up and run away, but it was two legs that was drunk and this girl is already blowing me any closer, the girls hot. If the girl wasn't hot, he would've just given up. It was just one of those like what. I do and the guys like Rob's boss was what is and what we get. I got this. Do you know of I'm good at? We don't need your help. We don't need to help. You know that she could blow me, but you can't you can't talk back when I lived in Vegas. That was like I I I was at this. One casino may try to pick me up. They were Swinger. Well, like hey? What's up? What's up this girls hitting on me? Was she hot yeah

who's, Vegas hot there, like kind of digging yeah slutty come back then I love that shit and well now I love that shit. What am I talking about back, then? I love that shit, I'm not judging it. Now, I'm into linker librarians, I'm into whatever brother, so yeah and I'm like. What are you going to do coach? Are you going to send the corner yelling out plays can handle that should just be weird to hump by somebody else is watching you could handle. Last week I was no, I couldn't couldn't yeah. I thought I had three separate words like the third, the devil, three somewhere. It's like your body, while your check, if that's a buddy, the sun, a guy's husband or girls, husband, yeah, he's not sitting there judging and give me scores and calling out plays. I just think the moment you come. You would just want to run away so badly. You, the post, that syndrome effect would be so hard the depression that must just set in how many women will never understand this, but there's many times in a man's life where your dick will convey this year. This is what you should be doing, and then you know that she's kind of gross or

you're kind of grow, so the situations gross or she shouldn't be doing it. But somebody like you know this is fucking. Do this and then, when you come, the realization that you've been tricked. There is nothing in the world like it. It really it's a tear define feeling it's like all of a sudden. You have woken up in the middle of a reality that you've created, while you were under a truck quantum leap you're. Just like ok, what's the situation here, what I just do looks like you wrote wake up. You know I do a bit about it. How you like it's, like your normally you're driving your life until you have a hard on when you have a hard and it's like you're sitting in the back seat of a really long bus and some uh, who's driving it! That's what it's like you like. Where do we go? What the fuck are we doing where we going and then when you come, all the sudden, you wake up and you're at the front of the bus holding the wheel again like oh ok, now I gotta get myself out of this fucking mess, not being here you dick one hundred percent, got there when I said it again: did again hurry up back, but I'm going to wrap this bitch up. You and Brian got a little girls bladder, skeletal girls, club yeah, so that's potentially interesting cat Disney. He

just tell you can't follow things he does ' and it's very interesting. We have a podcast. I I know how excited Brian is about the guest by how interactive he is. If he's not talking to the guests makes me nervous right now, because he hasn't talked at all. Why been here, but we've both been. Open storm, yeah we're to chatty Cathy's here, but it's like he just sits there quietly it's like come on it be interactive with me dude and he's like no, I always gotta have a girl. It's almost like you're, not bring me to a beast. You always gotta have a girl in the room. When you bring a girl that he's more interactive one you can tell if he likes it porn star one hundred percent. He won't. Even let me talk, he cuts me off. He says running. This is why Brian is so fucking interested in podcasting is also does put him in contact with all these freaks. Do you remember when I did that he supply, even though I'm at both of the girls I've dated off I guess this sort of, but you you know, we even have a price on a minute, for you met the first one through comedy yeah

you remember time when I did your podcast the first time, and he was talking about how he thought. Podcasting was a new casting couch and we both after Adam? And then it's true? It's like you know you can work that to get some chicks, Ok, I'm unless the thing about a lot of porn stars they looking to promote their shit. We're going to promote like weekends at clubs. Just like a comedian is, you know when they go on the road like Brian went on the road was girl, he's like it's just like comic like you go on, you have shows, and you know you get paid and the club owner is kind of a day. It's like all the same. I best same shit, first date of dating a porn star usually goes so, do you have any each two male skills? You know like they say to you, try to get you to do their website. I said every website. I've always fall for girls have somebody in their life who runs all that stars. Yeah yeah, it's you know they they take some guy who they know is not going anywhere and that guy will start managing them and taking them on the road, and you know, be there bodyguard and hold their money and make sure the guys

get finger them when they're up there sticking their asshole on the face. So that's what it is so taking martial arts, Brian Brian had to go. Hey no fingering guys guys come on yet another dirty fingernails, their butt hole, stop it. Those are freckles this weekend, this Friday night. It would be me and Duncan at the comedy and magic show comedy and magic Hermosa Beach. California, there's two shows and nine thirty seven. I know ridiculous, but that's a role for him was to be more that yeah. I had room community. My body wants, get you on Santa Barbara or Santa Barbara was got out there, yeah helpful clubs, the ones coming, clubs, no like one's a rock club, another theater he's always you know. I want to hit up your age and try to see if you can get all right. Yeah give me information on yeah I'll, go to Santa Barbara, something for yeah I'll. Do that is a great okay, cool, that's no further for me than Ontario yeah. I go that way. Cinema is just the opposite way. Yes, on a barber's, beautiful yeah,

readable houses out there huh yeah see all those ones that burned down like the dude from back to the future, the old guy knows professor to yeah yeah, yes, House burnt down that sucks yeah. They have these giant mansions out there and the fire is just cut through a whole neighborhood, that's crazy! shit when you realize that fire can do that and there's three colleges out. There is quite a few yeah there's like three top Bang College is one of them had like the highest rate of STD's of any college in the country. So you know they interest rate of stds of any in the country, so you know The parties warm out is why people fuck more yeah, probably right. Oh I'm sure she isn't outside in college when you were in college you're, just like just tapping ass left and right and you're like it's always going to be like this. At some point, you're, like a smell, I didn't go away for college. I went to a college in Boston so that I could still train and compete martial arts tournaments. So I stayed for the first couple of years. I was at home. Still till I was twenty. When I was twenty

and when I would go to school I would just go to school. For the day and then leave, I had no like school interaction. I had no, I didn't go to parties, I didn't get laid in college at all. Call is the jail in high school? Yes, the is the biggest drought of my sexual career ever really yeah buzz most insecure in college too, because then I was making the transition from being this person who concentrate on only martial arts. My entire life literally barely paid attention to school. So all of a sudden, you know becoming like one thousand eight hundred and nineteen out in the real world and going on how the fuck am I going to like support myself. You know teaching Taekwondo at Boston University and I had my school in Revere, but I was like what am I going do do this for the rest of my life 'cause. This is not really what I want to do. I want to compete, but there's no money competing and then and then you start thinking about brain damage and all sorts of other things, and I was like god damn I might become a loser. You know I had no definitive direction till I went into stand up. I was just competing than worrying about shit from the time

like nineteen I had started to realize like maybe this is like a dead end route. Where am I going with this right and also when I was nineteen I had some. I had seen some of the worst knockouts around that age. I had seen some bad head. Kick knockouts where I was like whoa. What? If that's me, you know what, if that happens, it may some go go. Flatline dude. I saw a lot of guys get kicked in the head mount a lot of guys like seriously flatlined like just that dude in the subway, where the guy sucker punches him. I've seen: out of that, when you get kicked like Taekwondo kicks to the head, they don't land that often but man when they land it's like getting hit with a bad. There is a video on this website. That's really cool called barstool sports dot com and it like it's just a fun sports website they showed these guys mma fighting in their living room and the first fight the one guy taps. The second one

the final room, do just head kicks in the guy just goes down: it's is it had been early on like the marble of the of fire place like food lifestyle setting it lay in high school, but then I went to college and it was just insanity sure if I went to a college of fat actually gone away, someone to you in L v norm all cheese, just even pretend you're gonna learn anything in Vegas. I didn't did I I I moved there. I want to do stand up as a lot of drugs. I don't know you know. I didn't really get into anything like that. Until later, much Vegas has a real drug problem right yeah, but this was a different, vague ISS. Mario sounds crazy, like nachos, and it was like. You know how there was a mod in the news, the Bob Vague ISS. I was out there kind of burning during the family free. Only vague yeah? That happened for a little while right, yeah and then, when I left and it became MA, you know Terrordome, I guess that is like just you know where. Like screw it we're just the party destination and they

How do you think they made that decision? You were living there The family wasn't making as much money help that's what it was now. This one call me Fred's name, you have a joke about. You know you don't take a hooker to Disneyland it's just like. Why would you make Vegas a family destination yeah? It was just a place where it's you know it was just me what's there for the kids yeah. Well one point: there was like treasure, like circus circus, had this huge like park and then the MGM Grand tried to create a park it just like now bring your kids where there's gambling. It sounds like a good idea. People do all the time yeah, but not like what they're hoping they were hoping to pull from Orlando, like FUCK, Orlando, let's go to Vegas and just it's never going to happen. Man, it's interesting. Much of different different sys is have gone on and now and now kind of like it's in a different place like Vegas is broke. Is that what it now is in dead? It's just definitely have lost a lot. They say that they're still building down like fifty percent yeah. Well,

and there's all those like shopping centers that they started to build and then whatever happened, and now they're just sitting there yeah there's a few of those there's a weird on of those weird yeah. Where is it in Saudi Arabia? They have that to order by yeah huge bill and I'll while he's gone yeah. I thought that it's so weird that the same amount of people can exist the same metals, hammer, steel, same amount of minerals, the amount of resources and and somehow or another, there's no money. It's strange it's like well, you know: everybody was under an illusion before we can. Can you trick me again? Please you have we trick the world again and keep this visual and it's where does the like where's the money? It's like there was money making it and then there was no money. When I weigh too stupid for this conversation, you know what it is. It's where Ryan's like that was like where's, the beef, commercial where's, the money, it's rich people, whore, that's! What's going on rich people hoarding everything Friday

comedy magic club in Hermosa Beach. It will sell out trust me Duncan Trussell's with me, and I don't know who else is going to come with me, but someone is to try to get Tripoli. I would do we have the other. While I love you guys, we are so doing some gigs together. I know what I'm doing San Jose with DS ones come along one. Do that tell me one of the that's the next weekend, the next five on Friday there, Don Don Plus, is another UFC Vanderlei Silva versus Cung LE no shit stop Shogun versus Henderson donned on there, don't know what I did in a past life too, but I hooked it up how you did bro this job December. First naughty shell December first, not showing to keep convincing room. I can't come. I know you can't. I can't come Brian work on it. Brian I think, you're on the good things with the new podcast place. Yes, you guys are working on the business side. We talked about that, will keep talking yeah. You know Brian's podcast desk. What for anybody want to sponsor it? We've we're talking to the flashlight. Hopefully, they'll come through with it

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