Date: 04-13-2010 The raw audio from the Joe Rogan weekly live USTREAM video show with redban.
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There were. Others is male gentleman. What fucking around said the south side for the late start, we're all fucked up where we were offered can suffer from the webcam. There were back grudges I buy from above mother, fucking Dhabi son thousand, very strange Bulgaria screening scared me, my house, I mean it's a, I mean it's real safe and it's real western over there, but the bottom line is that place is the first time we're. Congratulations, first, semi, muted life preview, yourselves We.
We got over there and it's very strange. First of all, we were at a place called Yas Island, which is a man island. They said which means- built an island. Isn't it sinking? Is that the one is that the one to do buy the one to you by the sink? is the one that they have that's a model of the world. If you have, wanted to know how much money is an oil right, You got to go to the Middle EAST, I'm sure it's fucking staggering. Really, I didn't see, shooting car was there everything the Fuckin Mercedes, it's a Mercedes or I guess the calves are kind crappy, but has Ferraris and lamborghinis, and these fucking buildings they built this island, okay and then they have this thing called Ferrari World and that's where the UFC was, which is this crazy theme park, they're, building, they're, just building shit constantly everywhere you go they're building, you know,
all throughout like the city of Abu Dhabi, it's all just skyscrapers and cranes and should go on constantly and apparently devising crazier. I don't want to fuck around divided. Do you want to fly in there? What I'm one of the options was? We could fly to Dubai and then from Dubai. We we would take car service. That would take us address. It's like an hour and a half drive to as. House, like I want to land in Dubai man, I can't get keep your crazy shit about you by. I hear crazy shit about people who got arrested because there was some sort of a visa problem, so they drug test them. They arrest as one hundred and ten Cody she's issues in the UK has a prescription for coding. Does he's got back problems get back injuries, so they arrested over this and put her fucking jail because she had it in her system. Wow, there's another guy.
Who is traveling there, who had a speck of marijuana on the bottom of a shoe? If you look at it due to dude is like a rasta, he had dreadlocks and chair, and that does not fly vacuum out. Your suitcase on my god that I, smoke pot for a whole day a whole day crazy. It was on my out of my head yeah, that should scarcely there's no reason to be created because efforts. Or it's, not a regular society. I mean it's run by kings and you know for the most part they run it. Just like a western democracy. I mean it's most. It's very clean and very safe and cops are everywhere and people are polite, but the bottom line is you don't have the same sort of right. You have in America we're once I work. Dwindling rights rights are certainly dwindling, but there still way better than ready again over in Dubai. Dubai, you don't get shit couples beyond the bees another in jail that there may be and then they they said you can't do that,
gonna put you in jail. So what would they don't have a problem with, like you know, like the ring car girls? I was wondering because I didn't talk to anybody before I'm like what are they gonna wear? This chick is gonna. Wear like dresses like how weird would that be if they had to wear like that, would have been awesome yeah. They gave me the headdress thing, the traditional guard and there's guy who does my job for the arab world very nice. Guy knows Mohammed. They call me and they call Mohammed Rogan and it's hilarious and he does the whole outfit when he does his broadcast. He does this traditional arab wear that they all wear. It's like a white outfit with like a black thing around your head and then white. I don't know what it's called, but everyone wears it there if it smell okay over there, so great dude. There are a bunch of rich people with crazy money and weird outfits. Right
I kind of like the outfit for certain? This is what I like about the outfit I like it, because, like you can't I mean I guess you were like a big watch. but like stylistically, everyone looks the same and this and about the sultan above. That is dumb is like you should be able to dress and look. However, you want, But something about that is kind of cool, because it's like Is it really fucking important? What you where it's? Not it's like it's in your head, it's nonsense and others style in life. How you wanna be portrayed like that ever seen a dude who wants to be thought of. As, like a writer, you don't want to be thought of as like intellectual seas, where I gotta pee Jack, other Jack Carol yeah, or that it's like there's a certain amount of like temps that comes with what you wear you know, that's unavoidable I'd just like I'm fuckin twenty years old and forty two fucking years, although still dress, exist, actually the same. I did worth twenty. If you look at me,
wardrobe when I was twenty and now the only difference is that more closed now of tat about shit, but that it's over I fuckin dresses I'd, there's something about wearing that outfit, that they're all in unity to it's like. They recognize like we're all in this together and we are the same outfit on. mean part of it is like it's got to be bad for, like creativity and individuality and stuff like that, because one reasons why people in America so creative his cause. If you want to eat and put up that, bring in and fuck and shave, half your head in The other half purple and tat your face. You do whatever the fuck you wanna over here and something about that is good for creativity. To the point I understand, but also I've had jobs where I've had to have a uniform and with so much better having a uniform or wearing the same as everybody else, instead of having to pick out a different die every day, we're sure I read it for or work. That is true, but if you. choose when you workin between, haven't uniform anatomy from you're always does
no, no, I don't know that's what I was just saying. I think I like having a uniform at work because then, as you have to to to dress up right right, what if you could drag a real job, any I'm talking about real, real real world in the real world we live in a fake, It's not enough. That is another thing, though, about the world is that the world is so it's it's so goddamn rigid and what you're supposed to wear and high supposed to behave, and I supposed to dress like Jesus fucking What that's the best way they have of controlling people really is to to make sure that you're always going to wear, suits and ties when you go to work and that you know you can't get into this place to have a hat on, and you know I hate that So silly that I mean because I can understand where, like you're in some parts, where you're like, oh that guy isn't, you know, might get mad at the other guy because they're in a different gang or some Similar gas and yeah yeah yeah they want me to take. my head and I was with you how many club and works what was ridiculous. It was
we were at what the fuck was it? Now? That's the most dangerous ones. Trip comes another yeah that happens too. Let us join together to take your head off when I would have been more likely to turn it around my other favorite, if you weren't like onwards. Sometimes, if you please tell me how to answer yes, because they got me now to be normal. The funniest things ever this is a hundred percent to restore my ex fiance me went to a bar ones and they we. We have always oxnard or something like that, and we get. There is a free. Birthday, nor, like sorry, sir, you can't come in you'll, have a collar on your shirt. Now, like Weren t shirt, unlike what we drew, you know Hour and a half to get here for a friend's birthday, and you say I can't come in and was like all the stores around or close cuz with ochsner at nine at nine p dot m. So it went to my car to try to find a shirt, and only thing I could find is my It's me I'm sure it was like a small little tiny collar sure that she wore for work right. So
That means putting on his shirt. I wouldn't even bit it looked like that. Won't Chris, partly like that man think, like you actually button it up it had a collar those- and I put the cholera now seriously- blocked up to the door like this, I'm a high collar shirt. yeah, I guess so they. Let me say this. I just I greatly shirt. I now look like a fucking freak walking around the Borgo head negative boy stuff. What is that sure it's restoring what what the fuck is about, why wisely collar bone and no collar- I don't know, especially when you just be like aren't you know. I just take this going so ridiculous. The thing about the Middle EAST that you don't have to wear that when they gave me the headrest, They gave me one when I got there as I go to my left, the door where this one, a mere thou, be alarmed us. If we didn't like me MIKE both work, but now that we have to work but young people words
people don't, but a lot of people do when you go to the mall, so I I'd say like thirty or forty percent of people wearing it wow. So weird still like today, down on people, don't wear it like I don't know, I do get more trouble. You wear Norman close. I one! That's a good question, yeah, maybe or maybe even more trouble where that shit right forget the whole scene right blown curve, man, Great sympathy with your win, pajamas everywhere doesn't need energy. There is probably a solitude. The heat goods are really like thing and doesn't stick to you and you know rigorous approach taken under it. If you want gap in, I have asked if you wanna be naked under that that actually pretty dough, probably perfect for that kind of whether our gas
latin around us we're heading your shoe rated its eyes flock over there really and they were in the summer. But there's four as well: billions of mosquitos there we got lucky, we didn't get hit re said even get get fucked up like a swarm of unlike swarm on you, you get like a thousand bicycle over. There is wasps that were flying on the Kaiser like that big I was freaking out cuz. It makes me realize. I owe ya like we're in the fucking a Middle EAST. You know I'm saying we're like EAST of Africa right, you know these camels and everywhere I didn't see camels, but some guys, one road on camels and check right.
The next steps in the city takes place, thereby really yeah. Those dirty register gets dig. Apparently, this tremendous amount of hookers in Dubai devise like Hooker central. It's like this hundreds of hundreds and hundreds of workers. Are you going to like bars and like clubs didn't have clubs and of the clubs our task to a hotel, so you go in the club is TAT a hotel. Just get swarm by russian hookers does is openly rich dudes over there and that's what It's all about us about reduce, doing business and they feed off down the soccer cock and no money out of them and gets a cash where the communist or the other gain is really hot check was all over. My friend Jake,
And yet you and I would like to hear you likes she likes and while a bluff and then finally like him, he's a crowbar Eartha must have said something to her, because at the end she goes you have to pay to play. What an empty. What initiative your mind walks away, and then this is like a half hour of pre sale that she didn't you why no one saw it coming. It was like, while this this is cool, how much money getting he does we were. I can't afford cigarette. Yeah there's a lot of that over in the Middle EAST that shit's runs rampant. makes sense is only do the money they have are the biggest building the world's Dubai. It's a half a mile. Why is that? The one that has the like all thing on another one, I think the same under there's one, whether it's a tennis, tennis court, actually architecture out. There's this unease.
Off the chain yeah, they have so much money, they have more money than you could possibly imagine, but apparently it's all dried up. Apparently it's crazy now that so people owe money over there and if you get, if you go broke over there, you don't like go to court and file for bankruptcy. No, you go to fucking jail, they put your ass in the cage they put you in. What's called debtors, prison and debtors. Prison is something you really want to avoid. Throwing people are going into the hole is driver fucking four hours to the airport and gone wow who's Ferraris abandoned at the airport. Like everyday people are consoling abandon me like luxury cars, leaving their houses, you know they didn't show up to to collect money and there's no one there and they're gone they're who the app? That's up its work very bad, but they have no shit like
Indoor ski facility lugging, though skiing indoors, ass, bad ass. I seen as apparently it's you have to see to believe how big it rather exactly like there's a picture of it. We prize Mcbride googling, where This is like a huge slicing slope, lay like a diamond the old way down its great. I think you can go surfing indoors to somewhere the aboriginal zone yeah so anyway. So that was what the Middle EAST, which, like it was people, are very friendly of their food was fantastic, the hotels top There was only one, I guess, or some people that were there, they weren't there for the fights, but not it wasn't crowded was illegal alcohol illegal! alcohol, don't you can't go to bars, but they have bought your hotel.
As the old ways day bars is in hotels. I think that's a lie that you cannot have a bar, but you can have a bar inside of a hotel through, I guess, for westerners, but they have like emails, regular, the the fumes of grade here was great I've already verily taster came it governs qualities. I has thereby we're Jenkins for what to do for your scrapbooks pudding, twelve. So the arena is outside the right. There was no real did, I didn't know it was outside, and that was an interesting report or to because the first flight was John Goddammit Africa's last time. He fought for the ultimate fighter anyway and stop Al Turk and though the first flight, these dress yourself
and slippery. There were punching and, as there are punching sweat was flying off them as they were the first gas defy, and so they were fighting like basically in the sunlight, and it was now four hundred degrees outside and human, had you a factor for sure yeah. They placed themselves, you know, and then they got through a good John Mass Integra Mercer and the job that stuff out her and they were so sweaty and every time it replied, sweat was but a client autumn, literary like like they through water, like they were thrown capsule, It was fuckin crazy. So that's the reason why the guy, who fought silver, wanted to lay down Malta. Is that that we go? That's all that's a very controversial fi. I agree, robbery, blush device last night, I every washed by Japan, Frank and I ivory watched
Anderson, silver and down Damon, Maya and, frankly, PAN Dj, though the Frankie Entropy Japan, five la controversy on our fight, one of almost has dug Crosbie, whose agenda a friend of mine, I like him, he scored it. Forty five to fifty meaning he gave every single round to Frank Yeager, Lassie now either way closer than his way closer. once again last night in person, I was like man, I don't know when I signed prisoners like let the kid did fantastic. He definitely did better than anybody expected above when you see the thing is, when you do a commentary for fight back I'm just gonna explaining what happened and shorter keep an italian my head, but what I'm constitution? most is explaining things entertaining you know, trying to you now try to do good commentary. Release scoring is done silently in our roots. Correct scoring is done silently because your contemplating.
Do what's what's more valuable means, a lot of it is subjective, but you have to contemplate. Okay, a guy throws a punch in the guy, the other guy counters will like Kik, which one order which one in arms and as I would give it to what some people give the punch to somebody will give the leg and in that case I could see how would be closer. You know, then, than I thought it was when I watch it. Last night, when I was the last night, I thought it was three roused to forbid Japan. That's about it! I mean I think, there's been closer ones, but you know I mean it to me. I could have taken it away or what you doing. It wasn't ridiculous to me. That's right one, but forty five, two hundred and fifty one, it was tat and the reason why it wasn't really. This does like when I was
deleting when I was watching it like in the first right. Laszlo really nice like at one point and then be J, hits when upon and beat a hidden with a couple other punches during to take down and he a pigeon with a few positive one of them caught in, so that probably affected people because be to have a little more countries face. So sometimes judges look at that negotiating best of that round just because a little caught, sometimes that affects them, so they not sought so subjective man, but then the settlers like details, land more punches there, like landing more frank, is throwing more, is booming more these make it be J Fire fight, he's deafening, they could be J Chase upset. You examine no talent whose whose doing better their who's got better ring general Shepherd control the octagon while be changed on forcing the fine he's chasing after, but frankly is really a voice, too much damage, but I think the cleaner shots were landed by being J. Then, as it got into the late arouse dance, he might Frankie.
The only rather was really clear to me was the fourth or fifth round the fifth round clear that was all EDGAR heats up and down. He landed some relevant shy. it was a good round. It seem like around four handwork were beach. It was fading every other rabbit. The fifth was like a man who fuckin knows what I'd like a visa. Fiametta cafeteria do not talking about the first five minutes of a fight we find out what, at the end, the fight is yeah, he's dominating. That's a very good point, that's a virgin point, and you know what a lot of people feel like fight should be scored their way that their different than any other sport, and that the end really is what because they ve been imposing their will on each other's here's. The unresolved ready, unresolved twenty five minutes of imposing a wills it Frankie EDGAR was taken beaches ass down, leg, kick them, he was moving better You know what heat heat and the annual Bj's after of the very few the final seconds, but he knew that it was the finals
I would love to hear beaches, not the type of gotta make excuses, other people nationally as true vaseline well, but that might be true that they would be ass. It was he was her name. I saw it on the guy's face and you see a robot on the guys, just a rubber other guys back hundreds of Kansas kid. That's a hundred percent illegal, and I love your nurse at these gray coach. I love GNP get those. I led the Baltimore, but you can't do that when they say that this fuckin, which doktor guy, tells them to do this thing because he explained to me, explained to me- We get, it seems like total malarkey, it's like he's telling me there's three minds: there's a mine. He remind here and a mind here and there's pressure builds up with a chain and you have to release and you grab here and you press, you know what that works it worse, if you believe that's what And there's a lot shit like that, like I know, dude, whose chiropractor slash healer. And allow people's, whereby
and the reason why this whereby it is because of you, believe what he's doing is gonna heal. Your body is amazing ability to heal itself now given positive thinking and negative and positive beliefs about your life, Without a doubt, self fulfilling prophecy prophecies, you can decide that your life is awesome in your life becomes ass, another the? U life sucks. You can decide that you healing the heel you can decide here: you're, not united Pain and you will be in pain and you can make pain happen, especially when it comes like back shit and. In others, real injuries, people get car accidents involving Jujitsu your neck crank, but there's also people that create back injuries to avoid their life like they don't want to think about reality, my fuckin back, and that keeps him from think about other ship, but anyway, that's why they do this thing where you pressed ahead and that's what that's all It's like some psychosomatic thing, but it's a placebo. Even if you believe in a man if it works so
I would, though, anyway I would like to talk to dj and find out. How was he in shape because he didn't look is good, is usually looks, I'm a heel of fat, but he didn't look his heart ass. He lived in the Santos, find a satisfying. He looked skull, and this fight. He had a little bit of a belly like a little bit of feathers way. So maybe he had an injury because he also didn't sit down in a stool between aroused about was unusual with him that had a finger Lay at least leave on and he didn't sit down in between rounds and when she ran stood up and he put his leg up, put his leg up on the stool and they said at one point: I bid you put your leg up. Would you like. but I don't know what that means. It could be. A cramp could be nothing, it could be. You know, humidity just got done, fighting you're going to want to sit down again. I would think so They so I don't know what it is but see he hasn't said a word about it, so I don't know so. I think I can easily see how someone could give that fight to Frank, younger and totally makes sense to me. You know
like what I saw alive? I mean I don't know either way, but the end of the fight EDGAR was when the fire and, like you said that should count more desolate pride scores it the way price. Do it they counted. The fight is like one whole thing. I found city talking is I told Really you, I think I think fights are not like any other sport, and now like there was a fight between real shown in Brad Blackburn wants and Brown Black Brown was kickin. Real children's aspect the round and then the third and final round real China came on strong and he batter black branches beat the fuck out of them. I'd really like when after broke his nose had a run in from total domination. The third round two was so much difference between the first two rounds, with your pretty close, but Blackburn was winning by pro mechanic shops in, but you want to keep coming forth, but Blackburn was kicking his ass, but then the third real Tona just turned it on, but we all lost a fight
ass. The decision is Blackburn won the first round, and I said that's the first, the clearest example to me of our somewhat one, the fight but lost the fight. At the same time he wanted decision, but he lost the fight. Regular Rosa light that guy loss of Ai Weiwei, with crazy about marriage, you guys fighting and the last Second, we got hit guy, but not not write about it. You know the other guy one does he was doing the rest by better. You know. you and me MIKE what? If that were to happen? What is anathema you're right it about like thing, ban dialogues out, you know yet after the right right. You know that's why you would see the guy drop. This garbage zero, the bill. If it was far from being a ping pong, I lay design is very committed to the plush before the Bell rang right. It wouldn't be a problem but you know how it works. Like some crazy last second buzzer shit right,
because it did because but she did that. He now doubt, Iago Silver, at the bell. And we put about it was like during the horn, I think, going off work or very close very closely, like us? Why dont so has really been any talk about taking the private rules, no what is so hard to to reason with the people that are involved and sanctioning it so hard to get things sanctioned, and the thing I said before people complain about elbows like this elbow, which is what they call the twelve there ex elbow coming straight out here. The only reason why that was made illegal was because big John Mccartin. This came straight from his mouth when he was educating the commission and never trying to legislate mixed martial arts, the people in these athletic emissions were worried that downward elbows on yes piano took off the morning can break bricks in others, thought and cry demonstration
So there will I well. We can have that because you had so I kill them. Ok, you can do that by you still on this, which is more powerful right. I think this is less powerful than this. This, here seems to get more weight into it. It's a more natural motion. This is pretty strong, but I think it's good, as this is a case of her like that. I strongly sitting on the like that would like when you turn your body into something you have more power and I think makes more sense than this elbow at the elbow that John Jones broke brand of various I socket with that's that elbow that's illegal elbow, but it's like powerful is fine. like what wise the other one illegal in this one's legal that's gonna, get it up is that there is a big reason. Why did you ever see used to be on a the age, ass tape with faces?
My liking, that used to be shocking. Like almost disturbing my own, I want to watch because it was like this. Guy could die. Nine devil agree that there should be rules, and I definitely agree that should be sanctioning, but it should be rational shit. It should be adopting. You should soccer kick people on the ground right, I don't they, but I do think that of guys on us he should be able to kick you in the face if you on your knees, so what he should still be able to kick you in the face, you're punching him in the face. Why can't I? That's ridiculous! If you won me, you can last summer in the face of the pot. Why can t kick you? The face you try hit. Well, you can move, is little dont, be there there. That's ridiculous! You taken away in important weapon for the guy in the bar. You should be the object of forgot to someone when they're on their knees vigorously. A punch you the face, your lying on, your back
wait is on top of woman, stopping him you're. Taking from your back at him, you should be able to kick his fuckin head like a soccer ball, when you line on your back and a guy's on his knees on top China punch you, you should build a kick the flock area and it should be much more. Did you put yourself in much jeopardy you're much more danger when you're on top of a guy there. That's it. Because that's all it is a lie right. That's all Patient, be this realistic thing where the guy standing over you ve, taken in the face now should be you as long as you're the by Giovanni, bigger you can take everything except his head and that's what it is. You can kick a guy in the body when he's on the ground. You know you can kick a guy in the wax, he took it down opponent so down upon, should we ll kick you anywhere from Anywhere, you want legal there's, a lot of rules and need to be changed. Their like crazy, he's, never tat come on.
That last racy finding that fight using hooligans death. That would that's one of those fights, though that was like this- are initially decided, Kite Parrot fight over them. There were so many times in my life is guided and bottomless was finished, with the regulator for full time. Therefore, though, because I think scoring is a very subjective thing. You could say the Frankie EDGAR outwork them cuz, he threw more punches and he landed leg kicks we didn't land at me, electric spiky, definitely more like text, you mix it up more high tech downtown. So I could winning the fight. I could see it being an art, because no one can say that their pay and when something that close, you can't really. Europeans right or wrong, but the fifth round he one you want See anybody could argue that he didn't, but does this Crosbie man fifty of forty five cents, that's ridiculous! That doesn't make any sense. You must have a drink.
That's why the reference should be done by a hundred people. Yes, I think your rising threes. now another here's another problem. Maybe It should be done in some sort of an online thing yet, where people that they get picked absolutely now like they get pact, thereby posters. Unless it's worth gas were big fans. guys who really really understand sport. We do electronically. What's that it was. The thing is I measures that he be ratings and stop it? in the US and by acts on my back. I think I should pick only a certain amount of these should be millions. Not only are there, I mean it remains like that. You're pits idea, but you know the promised at all have to be their lives. To really didn't. there's. That too, is that argument is that live is actually not as good as you. Nothing the whole thing rising announcing the whole angles and you don't get to see monitors When you live like we're onto a commentary, I've got to ardors tomorrow to my right and one to my left so there's
it is also its angles like sometimes we're looking at it. light and watching at last, in a cage and right with some shit goes down. a move in front of a barrier or their move from under the poles, and I can see shit for second, then after them or there on the ground and from the angle. All I see is one the side of a person's by they're on the ground, but they're on the other side of the octagon. I can't see it so I have to go to the monitor the judges, don't get that they don't get monitors. So these guys are just watching the fight as it's happening. angle, that again and over and in I argue with the second, the Athletic commission guy about it and he's lying well, you know what this is, because you know that's what we're three judges Different angles will no doubt because you're gonna get one would eyes machete angle, exactly he seizes Bessie given fucking monitors now that they should have it by e r style, where the doctors are all above. Looking down as if I am to see, are absolutely no but the promised,
We live above you. What were you really ought to be in their right and we cannot have that above, which will monitor the cameras, are better really watching it. Watching it live is better for the excitement like there's nothing. There will be an exciting it's fuckin nazi when you there and you know fucking, you know, Randy Couture is stepping in to fight Brock Lesnar and the place is going bananas. You know, that's that's pretty. In Thai You know about that. You can't retreat at home at home, it's fun, but you're they're. There live, you feel, like you're part of history of you feel like you're apart while their share in almost show gonna machine to fight in Montreal in May being in the arena in those two guys step whenever the rematch that's gonna, be ever what the fuck in place. Gonna have goosebumps. That's gonna be not man, because I know this is history. Man these guys went at it for fun.
fuckin rounds, everybody thought machine. It was totally untouchable and then most people saw children, one the decision and now they're going out again and a lively. It's happening right now. Here we go watch and homes breed though you know you get the commentary get to replace get. You know, get all the information but watch live Some special crackle in the way you're also front row in the middle, mostly from when I was like, I watched the monitors like out. I want to water standing up at once, it's down and looking at the monitor right. repression of lower you're right right there, yet not only like a couple rosier still watching them on yeah being right, there's printed up to build, looked through the cage right off work, even though you see job just for that you ever get like blood splat right get hit this weekend hit on my arm. One of the problems is lacking.
A Sunday ass he had of electoral give us our water getting mighty, and it was this prettier intense those there's a lot of it was a lot of blood and a couple of fights the that was in the young, Paul Kelly, Matvey Fight Map, a horrible cut. He had a couple of em and splashed. They were right in front of us and our being Just the blunt and flying so that's my take on the controversial issue of Frank, yet your Peter PAN Fight as a Frank ever forget your fought to help fight the tremendous performance of Supra Press with them.
But I'm not exactly sure if I agree with it. The vertical definite agree with fifty forty five, but I thought it was very close fight and obviously allow judge so who the fuck am. I judge, and I definitely could see, argument for Frankie Winnie, like I said he put on a tremendous life, I mean really impressive and definitely one the last round. So if you look at it in terms of like we said in our someone, that's why it should be the fold gateways rat last rounds. The fight. He's the they did, they ve impose a will apply each other and in the end result is, after all, this time disguise down in the other guy, but cafeteria rules, never said deserve a school of thought. We have to take the champions title without really agree with. I think that the decision should be clear, but I think you go in neutral. I think wanna gas champion you go and neutral. I've got a neutral and is the champion of you when the decision you than encampment, if he wins incision, he's an example, it doesn't have to be some crazy domination. You know, because that's what leads to
sure decisions were guy really does be the champion, but he only edges and they never gets the memory of those who frustrating is fucking thing. It, I think you did it yeah. The other problem. With the frank I have your fight. This is an interesting point. Is that when you're watching the guy, who you think he's gonna get his asked it right. A lot of people did a lot of people thought Frank. Yet you're gonna get big penicillin, grace, lightwood water, Frank, younger, got beat by Gray Maynard now gives no one's gonna beat so people like think that, because he is doing well Winning, whilst still better than I thought so, they say, holy shit is beating of his beating ass, but when you go back and watch it, that's why so much with so much pressure to be a champion so much pressure. I never forget this. When Dj Pan beat Matthews, I interviewed man after the fight and mass
He was relieved, yeah disasters super eyes. He said you don't know what it's like to be a champion. An elevator was gone and after you goes out to be honest with you, that was really like. First of all is very impressed with his honesty. You know that's a very honest thing to say: you know you just fought and you're staying there covering Swetnick and for the fucking whole world. You, like I'm relieved. I just and tat a breath and they came back and on the title again in us. I think he learned from the experience, but I think it's a tremendous amount of pressure for guys to to fight and defend the title and always worry about defending the title, especially something like makes. Martial arts and these programmes remains my pressure if you're fuckin, a basketball team in defending their their world championship, but a fighter would be.
Always guys common up they're. Turning for you and every time you watch it, you have see there's some new murderer whose head kickin dudes into a fucking coma, and he wants to do the same shit. You a talk, a shit about you, call you a faggot habitually Jesus Christ. you know these guys gets that. That's why you're so goddamn sensitive is that going on right now, Tito Adele isn't it seemed like a disease. fighting tender wars, not fighting Chuckie, Roeder nullifying Cha Cha Adele is gonna, be fine, rich frightened- and I can only say this because its officially been released Yes, he's website. I can't say why having gone back for them, We have been noticing at its credibility well done all it'll all come out what happened in time. I can't talk about the right it. Some will lose so long anyway. That's that's that. But you know when, when dues are defending their title, I think there's a lot of emotions estate and I think that's what
things that people take into consideration with his Anderson, silver fight. You now Anderson Silver, everybody's angry at him. every end. It wasn't very disappointing fight, especially because the first two rounds he looked like like fucking Bruce Lee Amigos ridiculous shit? He was here, that he hit him with the first round you're like Jesus Christ. A steamroller sky he's gonna, keep doing this to this. Guy is crumbles. Is they keep attacking at will and these? Excise duty will is totally humiliating, but I think that the emotion of defending the title- the emotion the pressure of being regarded as the best powerful pound fighter in the world. I think that's an insane in cinema pressure. I think it's insane. One Damien mindset should to him like gonna, take one of his arms home with me. You know Henderson, fuckin, crazy. Only when using their first run through taken his ass in the second round to start just talking, match shit and yelling
in Portuguese, I wish I understood what the fuck you saying have been translated. Yet, while some people have given a rough translations of it on the internet, but I don't know how you could possibly here, I've watched a fight returned the boy mobile it's so hard discern what he sang, because no microphone he's out my headphones man and the crowd screaming cheering and we're Talkin overhand right. So me and MIKE were talking like what is he saying you know when he's going nuts screaming and yelling at? Even if you had head Screaming and yelling at Demian Maia, and I guess who's calling him like a spoiled rich kid or something like that. Like just Damon MILES like comes from a better upbringing, I don't know what it was where's your jiu Jitsu now is another thing that people speculating who sang as you get to. Where is it What did you get to have a problem with it like I'm, not on the boat that Dan is on and everyone else is on with it cuz. I don't care about like a respecting to me. If he can play fucking Qatar in the rate of putting up.
Against somebody has not. That should be there If you put women living abroad is attacking, and where does it have a chance to do all this function? The rain, then that's different them, guy just going to his back every time he wants to get due to Jesse. If you don't you know, you was lying on his back and kept on going to his back to me. I was Why? What's his back as he failed to take down right, he has to do that. He asked of all backwards brazilian moose horse, guinea appointed. He doesn't really that's. you really when, when you put, will you should I guy and you don't get to take down? What happens is like so should I try it autumn he's brass! You have to follow it like ass. Browser takes his legs back when he takes his legs back, have to follow his legs with your legs, to try to stay a whole about right. Anderson knew this can happen and Anderson is so much more explosive and so much faster than has.
your eyes, I think, he's in the matrix lighter, I think, he's a seeing this shit like you can see something going on five seconds before it happens, then I can write you gotta get some. It is in the matrix, ok, but how can we couldn't keep doing? Because you didn't do that? The fourth round fourth round go fuck and walked the fourth or fifth. You got here with a bigger so after all their lives get I gotta stop doing it because he heard with other people booming Adam pride, Dana MIDAS by some God, laughter, some crazy, like that, he probably like all right. I guess I have to get out of this matrix for awhile and be somebody floppy dock workers in colony was up to like by the fourth. Why didn't you think I somehow between the third and fourth anyways yelled Anderson tonight? That's what have you got tired, we're outside grade superhuman grant its highest flock its first time fighting outside its. You know, he's gotten two rounds of clowning in right now.
I think all that energy that Dixie expended he could not keep up that kind of pace. He was willing to fight based on sheer explosion and absolute be avoiding any damage which is style, but then he got hit when he got hit in third round, or the fourth round. Rather, I think was one slash four v to get hit with a big left hand. I think you shut down. He was like fuck this. I think he really decided like I can get my I can get hurt here he's, tired rhinos each side keep moving. I really do think. That's what happened because the fifth round he didn't do jack shit. You know and there was one segment where he was standing over. Maya and Maya was throwing bombs at him from his knees. Mine was throwing punches from his knees, and miles is trying to fucking kill him, he just couldn't connected them, and in that kind of exchange, normally Anderson just like stood up. That kind of judge, gosh common, anaemic, TAT bombing and he doesn't counter wise and counter each is nice tire? That's what happened,
you know you're a lot of people saying this, I think in the fourth and fifth round. I think he was tired either he was too tired to fight at his normal pace, which is is explosion inside and outside his speed? That uses he's lightning fast, many dives in like that he so much brass from embryos and that's one of the keys to countering, but when he got tired he wasn't as fast anymore. Wasn't you lost a lot of esteem and I the key to soldiers coast is, I forget, I one's life I'm symposium: do you think that's his far from being the coasts, good point, because we brought wouldn't let somebody coast for two rats. You too neither would you don't fade or fail to put a guy out. He would we would find the guy put a butt fade or you know it's not afraid to get hit. Anderson never gets hit a target space busted up and fight like right. Like first round first minute I got hit with a big job and his nose broke. Open
Unified, Edison, never gets caught rearing its head. He got hit more than Damien my Father. I ever upon the definite hit harder one day There's one enemy give online that someone found of day and why my step in and cracking syllable with a big fuckin left hand and really hit him square. Civil wabbled and moved away as our dancing. That's a guy got hit that goes tired and got hit. I then he fucked around. You must begin a blue autonomy. energy were outside its human and then I think psychologically, testing and what the fuck am. I doing you know I'm act like an asshole and screaming yellow this guy and then stand a father do clown. Nobody gets cracked, and then I think it is a sad remove. Despite this, the iron he'd cellophane. Still, I don't care what happened. I think he, if anything, he learned his lesson in the shed by I don't I always people like you know blaming, and for this- and I just see I am I why
the other, got the other guy. Let him of dialogue. Here's the problem here is a from. First of all, it was a historic you have say he was the headline fight and one of the goals, of course, besides winning winning, is in our one goal provider but the other goals to entertain. You have to realise that you're in a partnership of the sea and the USA cells paper view and what they think of self, of Europe is based on? How impressive and exciting your performance YAP? It was. You laid you see when you play easy and you just run away in order tat. He could affect our office. He could maybe finished him off. Even the thorough he was just put himself in danger and he's not well put himself in any. and he's smart yeah well calculated fine. I don't see the argument for that, however, for what he did the fourth round and the fifth round, I dont see an argument for raggedy Andy shit right in attacking. I didn't find literally didn't
Maybe he couldn't you know, I mean he definitely couldn't find the way fought in the first two roads and he's willing. I think at this point I, with all the pressure on him being widely regarded as the best proof of how far the world he's not we'll it's gettin, exchanging it. You know, it's gonna tremendous easy for a guy. You know here I see the entertainment thing, but I also see hate. Is this entertainment part going made me lose this fight is if it is not going to do that and look. I think this definitely some worry about a thing. He definitely was worried about. You know if he was tired and if he was going to those for them The only thing that makes sense to me is that he moved around because he didn't feel like he could fight at the pace we fought at before and when that guy hit him. He said you don't want this, isn't a game, I could get hurt here I could lose and I would look completely retarded right. So it's just move around these are just some fades move around faint nice. It's happened. Yes, he could not allow demonize doing my has tremendous heart, but history, is so below
What Anderson's is The only way is gonna. Work is of Anderson's. Really tired and Anderson was a long standing problem is really so who do you think I silicon fight that would just change the game? The guy coming near the wall, that silver do any of the ship zoof good question. Some people say between Belpher, but the problem of better governance
Peter has had some very uneven performances. Like sometimes you just looks like unstoppable, like against. Like Rich Franklin jets. Vandalism welcomes charged down the first round, but sometimes I get some Araba things. Don't go is way and kind of shuts down guys wanna be his ass. He broke his hand. The Sakharov early- and he could see him- I totally shut down a Sakharov sticks his ass. You know in the radical tour fights ain't that radical towards broken gonna top of images beat him up and his first by radical tour and in its third for the sacrifice. Stop really quickly because IRAN had caught on his eyelids is eyelid opened up. I was split now, will you be got grip, glanced with a punch and veto became the champ for one fight and then when ready
beat him up in the remarks. Randy gonna talk just broken, you know veto or if, if guys put a tremendous amount of pressure on him in the past, they ve been able to break him, but the other the other argument that, as he was gone to a tremendous amount of personal problems back down, he's a different guy. Now his sister had been abducted and kidnapped and killed, and he was a really devastated for years now and that he's over that nouns verb religious and more at peace with himself and more like in tune and is last few performances been staggering. At the Matlin lend destruction to destroyed Matlin, he looked ass standing and then he came to the sea and assured which frankly I mean he looks, carries flock and Anderson we know did not want that fight. They were talking match it to each other and in the early enough Andersen's manager was translated. Veto doesn't deserve the title fight like
talking about his Iscariot mother Fucker one eighty five besides Anderson Horse, he deserves. I don't think they wanted that. I think that in a digital bullshit they want about him being weakened Univee towards weakening breaks mentally. He comes out you in a first round. You have to fight him before you break, I'm ok before you break and he's throwing light, speed, fuckin barrages punches. Let no one else, the business he scare Fuck, and if he really is a better, more mature person, if it really is more centred now and he's not going to break and really is like it home themselves and really has prompted the passwords gone through a lot of motion on personal problem, but it does have actually made him stronger if ass the case, everybody spot. Does that guy's a freak He saw a fucking fast. He might be the only God. It's faster than Anderson he's account astray and he's not as long as Anderson, so Anderson would have a little bit of advantage in every event, but goddamn detours facets fuck
grass with John Jones free to adjust to a five judges. Chemic wanted everybody s papers, silicon that ever happened. It was going to happen I said it was going now. They'll never do that. Now they can't trust Anderson. Now they can't trust him to perform this, SAM was why this fight, so important, is whether so pissed ok, because the last two rounds in him just railway deal, you see, is only ten percent of his own by flash entertainment, which is the royal family in our debate, and this was like a huge showcase for them. This was like. There are very big acquisition. You know their partners now and they're gonna help. Really you have seen all these world markets all over the world. So everyone's excited about this right. So then they have this huge event where it's like a three million dollar gate. Ok, for that's the ticket sales there fuck a Ferrari world they put it inside, for I will first outside think the thing looks fantastic: out is insane. The crowd was also they were so
Does anybody know of fuckin rowdy every fight was chaos said the beach and Frank either for those is very close, but there was some wild ass fights before the blank brat Blabber Brad Blackburn in Denmark. Jobs and dived down Kendall, Rovard, more Borneo, therefore can fight was also lose, does not preclude. The crowd is tied to the gills Her silver comes if they go fuckin crazy, though it also when she's got a music player, as he danced a devil, a fuckin bananas any runs for the last two rounds and do it was a disaster. Everybody walked out over there. There headlong shaken ahead of what the fuck everyone was disappointed. It wasn't like there was two arguments. Some people are saying what I see as point lighting chance. Aerial was burned down The USA cells is just wild shit. Your cell and wild flocking chaos fight the most exciting poor in the world,
What Anderson Silver is selling is he's the very best At the wild shit- and meanwhile didn't do it. The last just ran away, that's terrible for the business, it's terrible for what the? U S, he's trying to accomplish in other countries, its terrible for their new ownership with flashing attainment and Sarah Lobby USC outside and fires, be out of their homes to it is you're right, but it's even they're both on their own. But there are also- I mean you that's the deal in another language or was he was fighting, though it was cool down down till it maybe seven months, but the first guys. John Ass, an stop Al Turk, those motherfuckers far sauna. Would you think that Greece has often well? Hence I hadn't train for two and a half years. That's a long time! so you didn't rain at all this week in the Post fight interview, and then he trained for six months for the fight and just wasn't enough. Matt Hughes.
for him. He had been looking. Naxa may offer ever so for animals of an awesome opportunity. Finally get some was just stand, a problem like my legs and like the shit out of me, I thought I was gonna take of doubt I would be from the top because Matthews, even though a cancer as a really good Jujitsu, Matthews Jujitsu, is very underrated and it is very, very strong resemblance as we did in voice when he got him on the ground. He has an three voice. He strongest fat man I just think you know what I've been more exciting if they want to the ground where there were both been in their element. still. It was like a sloppy kickboxing guy everything ultimate fighter Firstly, I sat here like the tv show yeah. Yes, once they mean they're, both doing things are not do that. It's like you
and I are gonna have a one on one year: basketball right. We will happen, we dare will you know, but you know if they both have if they tried to each other down and and and had a ground battled out of it, is for from notes. Those was a smart move added advantage, standing up and plus no one's going to take him down. It's very tough. To take that got. You got to be like GSP to take Matthews. So It was not taken now and Matthew. a man standing so beat him up tat. We did, he beat him up like it, slowed down and eventually platinum I think Matthew still has a lot of fights in them if he wants to there's still a lot of good matchups for him if he really gets motivated. I don't think he's going to fight like that with that many people, though I think his decision to stand up with him, was purely based on that he felt like he had an advantage in that position.
These issues have been exonerate him down out, that's got a man says you play that, because you said that you mother, I'm the saying that you know it's. It's done with, I think, you my favorite fights already that the Japanese do that's not fighting anymore, the. U S, secrecy lost the last one worry dresses up and he has done with the opening that the japanese girls, he is, my favorite man he's a fuck.
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You gonna call in six soon. I know right, I'm responsible for part of the entertainment part of a double talking you now. I would like to I like watching it with counter a man. We rather wash somebody else. Do commentary like Michael Shell like Michael Shell and Gilbert, got together and then like put a fire and narrow path militants. Some like that I'd be happiest, flock to sit and watch the ram you stick. I can't do it your whole life. You know like x and radio stations they eat, they could do your city after you sit. There were the tv and wonder fighters what are you a hologram man with a monitor, reeled? Ah fuck? Now that's what we're talking about oil that one naked replicate people. The first thing to do is replicates celebrity, seek factor yeah. So now eventually, though, I'm just going to stand up. I don't know, what's going to happen, but. Maybe sooner than later, I'm on my, I don't like all this traveling.
even crazy. You know that you're health there's one thing about everyone is talking about. The bar was that they set there's too many. U s reasoning! their autonomy that real and yet there like. That's. Why we're coming here, because I can't afford to: u: s seizing ammonia. Meanwhile, the paper view numbers are still absolutely there already. The point is, though, the more they do it, the more it grows and the more it becomes a part of the culture and it's twelve months a year, and it never stops. I mean it really is going to take over everything. It's gonna, you know, what's gonna happen. Eventually, privileges, probably just do the biggest ones eventually do some of them. In order to allay whatever snack electoral, very often they gonna live once a year. Every two years on, my assist we'll get to replace the girl, regular fuckin. Germany in Ireland, in Australia, or should I have to be crazy while the doubly easy went to Ohio this year, you? Why do you have to go to Afghanistan's? Why he's a good Ohio? they want to take over the world,
to take over the world. Look. They have a product that was very, very undersold right when they first came into the, In view of sea had insane potential, but very little coverage. Very few people know about When I first started. Work of the UFC was in nineteen ninety seven and it was the company that I work for was Scg you very much smaller company than the you know. The UFC now is Zuffa. It was. You know It was a widow allowed the same guy who show there a lot of work behind the scenes. Grasp pleaded chosen like little fucking high school auditoriums. Unlike doses, Burma shit like really small ass shows. and we always said you know the sport needs. Sport needs some fuckin, crazy billionaires who just love this. To come in there, and you shall invite people spaces, put it on tv. So a lot of money and make a huge, but nobody ever thought TAT was really happen But that is what happened with zeal for what as these guys it on twenty two fuckin casinos happened to be. You have see fans
decided by it for fun in Lisbon. You, ll see, that'll be fine, so they get there run. It means we have to be crazy, that's gotta run it may think about that are really Intel. It lays the perfect guys that her big, the perfect IFOR, but what other cooperation would have us us apart see ya like that are fighting corporation. There are no other wanted. Only thing is that you would go, they would have a business man who step in and do me one Dana is just a night and a crazy life and meet the perfect guy for the job. Literally, you couldn't get a better grasp the job, but you know what then they they took over, but they realized when they took over once you start taken off after the ultimate find a tv show sturdier there. lies that all the support needed in America was exposure, and this is us what that transcends cultural boundaries, languages, it transcends everything, traditions, everybody understands fighting you don't know He's gonna watch flocking Cricket America, you're, never gonna sell their. You know.
In July, to make people think they're sophisticated they enjoy soccer. Maybe you know you famished Latin America, you like soccer, no one is gonna fuckin by cricket they're, not gonna, buy cricket, but fighting fighting is everywhere you you couldn't even watch fighting in China you can watch fighting in Germany. It doesn't matter it doesn't matter. If you understand the language I'd, I like watching the old price When the yard I was to get prides shape from Japan. counter. It would all be japanese, fuckin awesome. What you say, but I do get knocked out- they'll go crazy, gloomily, Japanese, who spoke it also money will have to know what they were saying. I love it. I love everything about breaking the opening walk about his grey, like other pageantry, how they had a giant screens the due to face on a shared. I thought that was It's fine. They had pyrotechnics for a while, but then jovial Oliveira Garber barbecued during one apart
technical with Russia that Vietnam on file. Mme tragedy, right, yet, having like music ban that kid Rock about Ellida Sea area, Dick so stupid, tat they had a bad play. A sorrow affliction did that Slovenia with, of course, the other silly Fox. I had a band play a song in the middle of the fucking fight like in the middle of shows you, the Miller, shall were fights fight one and then the ban lay the beginning. I think that's what was in between fights are so dumb. You don't want to mix the people of ass me before us. Open up for bands do colony, for you can have it for bands. We want you to go on, the middle do commie flag the word doesnt work like that. Nobody wants to see a comedy whether in the groove to see music. We want to see your fuckin banned if they're in the grove to see fights- and I was just like you- can't stop a rock concert- put off fight. You can't do it these good. You know
you couldn't have like some fuckin, also rolling stones concert and stop it half way through the middle and have I can only five people died What is this is bullshit. you, you you awake better, when you only have one day, one thing is good. extravaganzas with it just why doing like a word shows, do comedy and award shows because they have like all these, a wards and little collapse. Then then you do stand up in the middle of it were the last I did. That was the guy's towards a word for spike, whose disastrous is terrible. Nobody wanted a hearing based, It's like the whole thing was like they were sitting there for three hours watch some boring ass award shows like they want to just get the fuck out of there. By the time I got. Did you hear about their Conan Doyle? You guys go. Do tv s right before Lopez. That is good for him. Why both for both of em? You know, I think it's good for you to ask Zella them doing the fuck. He won't yeah study as far exactly
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leaving you gotta countries where this is totally acceptable. What country is he I go to work countries it acceptable to fuck, you can write. Is they went out there now? Let me just death Jesus Christ, nationally death, yeah world of speaking of death. The catholic religion is fighting to other trying to impose stature limitations on sexual molestation cases, because right now there's a statute of limitations on sexual molestation cases. It's like, I believe, it's like thirty years so they're trying to impose their they're trying to make sure that sticks. They do. They want to make sure that they do not change it to no statute of limitations. Then any time someone has a case right now, the cases more than thirty years old things. Thirty years pressure
cases more than thirty years old. You have to if you're going to be a part of a case, you have to be joining with other people that are that are also inside the case. So say: if someone has a case is twenty nine years old and yours is thirteen the same priest talk to you right then you can join in. But if yours is the individual case, they're saying. I don't want you to feel safe and people are saying now. This is crazy and meanwhile the catholic Church is urging people to vote against this, as they say that it's an assault on the church How is Pedophiles, how is shielding pedophiles, statue limitations how's that fucking hoping the church. and how would getting rid of any any such limitations. That would you know, impose a timeline for when he can be prosecuted for a horrible crime against humanity. How could that be? What God wants, the God? you, don't have a job,
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you put like Wilkins over the Kazi. Just like you always do this. shit that I'm a wise man will watch anymore. Beheadings is, We had our online, who is in a new way. I was the first second and third country due to head off and I said what the fuck am I doing while watching us, I'm done with that. There is no need to be one and the enemy was dead, Erech, shooting thing I'll. That's wielding a lot of talk about this fate conferred. Yet we agreed at once they are actually doing you need to bring back the idea. I need to write it up with worthy to do. I don't remember how I did it I'll just redo it, but the young they are actually. Watch thing. I don't know what it was talking about. Collateral murder, which is we talked about this before? Is they mistakenly thought that these reporters and civilians and Iraq were insurgents and they killed them and saw gun camera footage? And it's very disturbing? It's disturbing
how much there into it is disturbing how easy it is to just think that any. Where's your enemy, when you're over there in the fuckin warn the chaos in eyelids. It scares shit. Man it scares shit that were there in the first place, but it's really scary shit. I think that people who just be walking with cameras- and they mistake those cameras for guns just from the sky, with Apache helicopters, fuckin light unlawfully, the cannon, I'm gonna tell your guns endowed with that shit, anything that's based off three men in a baby like three guy, a hammer, and yet this is how it is very clearly to the competent. Whereas it is you know, no you're right man, you know the problem. Is the internet really can now desensitize you but really changing world? There's three. million fucking people in this country. That is insane amount of people and, if you think about like restoring. Did you hear about some priest whose fucking, kids,
or some serial killer whose be killing women or the they're, all horrible and terrible. But the reality is most people are pretty cool, there's three hundred million us there's so much information that literally you find out every single falcon story. Anytime, anything goes down, that's never been the case in the nineteen, fifty You had to be a game, you oughta be You're not wearing women as Fuckin dresses, you'll be cutting them up, putting a skin on they had a fight You wouldn't make the front fucking page of the New York Times like everyday for a week right, everyone to know who you are and everyone to know your story, the TED Bundy case or some other examples of the night. Stalker can't catch this guy who is doing Zodiac killer? They never caught him. Those stories that the only way those stores became today maybe so catastrophically factor. But now we hear about all we hear about every two teachers this week got arrested for fucking kids and to teach us.
Different ages, both price and looking checks, one of almost broken a sixteen year old children, For a sixteen year old, how the Can you arrested check for fucking a sixteen year old? Did you happen to me, though? You know when I was a kid three of our teachers had set. One was a guy and two were girls. thousands in high school. My spanish teacher fact one of my friends are female. You know what the funny thing is. I remember my science teacher sixth grade. I had my a book underneath my desk. I was reading a book while she was teaching and she good Brian. You have two heads. Only one can read and I'm like. But then I looked back at, unlike my guys, atomic dickhead, like I'm in six gray with about his ass. It is Miss Singleton, Columbus, Ohio flocked in what is it. Twelve, how old were you there? unless this is like dwell right, Miss Singleton and in Miss
Philips you're, my Jim teacher, you fuck, half my friends, really India, you guys didn't jump teacher for Africa and it is always a girl, mostly boys, said, and I think the moving moving closer Vanessa weapon and in what was weird of innovative and tell the whole goddamn story, writings where an element which is named Mister, Phillips and he's in jail. None take us out. He Eric was always talking about in elementary school. Like other, let Mister Phillips, you know get near you, he fought so, and so you fuck so and so before even got caught design I'd, be there were times we're like, like you come up behind you that Spain Yonder Button, but all you just can't touch so he was fuckin a bunch of kids. Everybody all knew about it never got caught. How did not get kind of one day he got caught in and we were in their life is one key that we thought it was like the one it squealed or something like that, and he was he was gone and it was so weird is, like I don't know like five years later, as working at twice or us, and he came in with a whole family in Europe
I wanted to say you fuck, my friends without Mister Phillips. He came into towards our idea of his family, his family, kids and family, and I just wanted to be I you know your one: how did he not go to jail? I do whatever happened like ivory, barely remember, seeing it in the papers and stuff like that, but he got it. We even when you got out yet here and it's only five challenges. Even I would say those three that I thought for sure three. for you. I want to say here that everybody about it at all of us knew about. It was a joke growing up. Even we would like other teachers new. Like that, the wording we call Mr Film Filmy Philips. You know we feel like works like our major school. We guys the only just got remember that they re, maybe six ceiling, eleven yanza down your your teacher for continued was the year and then we had a study on my study. More hall monitor near misses, Hughes. Don't use the despotic everybody there, but you
soon. As I got out man, why would you fucker? Was a middle school? Was an eighth grade? Seventh, gracious fucking, a grey area, and I remember I was peace because I was like jealous of the other guys who are father now I want to go back and aiming at my watch money really funny how that works. Isn't it? You know like like before the internet man shit like that open and nobody would hear about it right now. to be like vacant, sneaking fire the person and stop the scandal before it ever hit the school and no big deal. Now these peoples up in the face I convey slowly foggy. I got somethin the as MR fill a photo nvidia. Eighty fuckin video photo what's happened and if someone's crazy, to let you in over a teacher, was crazy enough to find you she's crazy enough to film washes Falkiner Wraye but crazy and thirty five percent asking yeah. That's that's crazy.
Goddamn story, I didn't. I never got less about it back into a close twice on to several cases: arms convalescent one. When I was eight years old, I was library, and I should like a monster books. Ice like reading. Like Dracula, frantic Sanchez. And so on. In the library section. On reading on his books and looking looking for these books- and this guy says, do you like books online? just and I said he ass, my favorite fuckin acres. All right, I don't know if it's bad people you haven't, figured it out and the guys I've got a bunch of master books out car, no acid, while really whose yak move me I'll show some must, above all, everyone wants to start up, must have of his man, I start leaving and as a walking out the door, this guy, the fucking librarian start screaming. She was Joseph Joseph. You can order. She exact, good, liberal time, she's a joke get over here get earlier that man just got out of jail.
and so the guy who runs the guy. Why was the gorgeous? I'm gonna call the police, so I run over the library on Fucking Cry Rincon out. The crazy thing is my mom doesn't need to remember that really long term unemployed and when it comes to that, like my childhood layer, Campbell leashes. For this. I don't remember how the not remember the most horrific moment of my child. If I feel like it, that, like Brian, wasn't there and right moment, if I didn't have a relationship with her, where I talk to her every time was there or she looked up after maybe she's a nice lady. If that didn't happen, if there was absent minded person or just wasn't looking or didn't know, I didn't know who I was I was, I would have got fucked in the ass for sure I gotta get killed among a to Z list just go to jail, he's, probably tired or tell tale and kids in their bullshit
How would have a major you know that company has, I think, that's the guy that you, like all people, weird I held my phone innovation in Africa's. I help I'm getting Faulkner can draw. They should but kids or fuckin liars my hands and a valuable asset. Boys countersign boys gotta come rescue. Unzip police was gonna fuck. You could be the first one. I know it was it was like does. Let's get lucky, you lied about you, you did you, maybe it would be like a lock humor microphone to their common black boy. You are getting fought, will send somebody right over there. I think GPS tracking is a good idea. Is I mean- that's like the slippery slope, the promise he put a chip in UK, She could find out where they are, what they re. How these phones yeah yeah, they have those, but phones is debated, phones and a chip in your skin.
Like a dollar five dollars a chip right now. So I guess, if, though, if he gets goes, I think it's only if he goes to the bet, if they pick him up at the pound, the parents Ganem and then the ship has on a number of course, but in others people to want apology. Ass chips, their kids need your father kid that's the best part. It isn't doorman kids measure your retarded now, but the slippery slope is who else is following you government out back out after slack helicopters, use here about dude like attached, GPS under their cheeks carcasses, stock in Umbria and following the fallen around the slippery slope because the the connectivity, I await a ball- is unavoidable that eventually there will be no secrets. I verily believe- and we ve talked about this before. I think that event We will not be able to read each other's mines, we're gonna be there, access. All the information in the whole world, not just in your phone, not just your computer,
what you gonna be able and morally access all share, and that includes, as other people, s thoughts. the share your thoughts into the wave, it sounds completely ridiculous. Espousing totals dollar talk, but I'll take. It sounds nearly as ridiculous things we already have at the large hadron, collider or cell phone. The ability to talk to somebody any of this are the world. That's just as ridiculous to today means it's all ridiculous. Sending pictures of the air high speed, video you can alone. I got wifi sit on my left, download the Ipad move in a couple minutes stream stream a movie alive what the fuck is going on there, Legs pick a movie and high definition, loaded up in place. There There's the movie you're, getting from the ether you're getting a pocketful movie. You put your headphones on its stereo and you'll, get from the sky sadly the it's that is just the beginning. It's gonna have its doing,
If you look at the trend, the number one trend is caught activity and the instant access to information or the more quicker access to information or more access to information. That's the truth. It's like you know, used to be libraries, and then you know, then then it was the internet, and now she has been on your phone and then what else is next? What's that connects? It's got to be quicker easier. still more information like that that Sir, engine wickedest, asking questions and it comes up the answer. What is that surgical. now there's a new one of their working, our find it on here I got it. I say do not ever know what they called it: the Google killer you, if you read the bat We are by the visual searches, adding with visual surf yeah, where you just take a picture or something, and it will give a search when it is everything about it. You know so like a b c like.
I don't know you see like attain issue on the ground and to take a picture of me I'll, tell you what model can issue that is. You know where it saw how much it is now you have. This is yeah yeah. No, I think you're right yeah Doktor Wolfram. Alpha is a new thing. W o f r M alpha What it is is this thing that these guys have been putting together for a while, it's not totally done yet, but the idea is that this is gonna, be able to answer any question. You have You know. I mean that really is a future that they'll take take data, the entire, database of science database of archaeology history. Everything else, mathematics and literally put into Some sort of a search engine were you'll, be able to ask the question you know. What year was the first car invented? What year was the combustion engine created. You know when figure out. You could turn oil from the ground in gasoline. How did they do it? Who is the guy?
shit, I'm gonna happen, man, are you gonna be able to get any any answer to any question. Neil literally, never out of high school. I can't waited upon part where I can go through my. what photos from when I was five years old, hold it to my webcam dig up here's their facebook. They now do this. They look at this because there are so many people by law must touch with you and I dont know their name, babies with a debate in total. You're gonna totally be able to do that. just hundreds assume how the baby grows. A hundred percent ten years are less, I never say yeah. I think you're, probably right. What's your fucking questioningly this guy NED Cosmos, he is a homo in these, send his fancy space with the other monkeys. Nobody so seldom freak was saying you Haven, T ever still jokes, but you still that T Rex joke hypocrite. I didn't sell still
see the next year. Someone said that there is another: guy wasn't joke about T Rex now Vienna will jerk off this wild. How is this that he can't jerk off, not the greatest connection in the world? you have small arms and you can't grab your own deck. You know anybody to come up with a conclusion, but what I had it in is a whole series of things about masturbation how masturbations evolutionary and my job was. That's why the t Rex in the Volvo couldn't jerk off hundred percent my ok and there's a thing called parallel thinking the deficits in me and a guy like me see or most complex and governments who is most comics. Damosel is famous, for he comes up with a job, he'll call a bunch of people and say hey if you heard this you're, honest work because sometimes guys come up with jokes and even though you
however, that on your own, you dont know whether non anywhere else come up with a before it's very possible call, parallel thinking, but the difference between that and a guy like Monsignor or Robin Williams or entities. Rather they choose doing over and over again is it so many fucking pieces of evidence. So many times people have said it so many people know better. They ripped off and went with a guy like Robin Williams. They used to have it set up where there was special lights, when he would come to the room, he would flashlights to make sure the comics on stage knew that he was in the room that when I was in Boston at the catch a rising star in Cambridge Robin waves came, and I remember that those really wrong. I was like an open migrant women. Don't call me like not even a year. and Robin Williams came into the club and it was comics that we're like big name, Boston, comics. I think one. Mozart.
You know what I want to say: name cuz, I'm just I'm just guessing, but there was a bunch of Boston Headliners in the room and none of them would go on stage. They wouldn't go on stage because he knew that he was in there and then, if they did a good bit on that stage and they were local guys, there were local headlines, but they're, just local guy, This is before the internet this before anything. He would just gotta tonight show the next night do their bit. And now it was dead. They could never do it again. So is a totally different arabic down, but there's parallel thinking, there's things that I thought it before. There's things that other people thought up before that I've already done like I've had friends, you know, do a bit you know there are no. I didn't steal it from me, but I have to tell my heinous on my first album like this. The same exact sort of connection You just made body slate and I who Bobby's a buddy mine, but we both had a joke. Me as the same connection about blowjobs, mine was on my ninety. nice. He D Arnault won his was but
He said to me like why we have like a similar joke and the joke was about blowjob that blow jobs or a job. That's why it way implies like jerking off. See my job was a german law. Sounds like it's. No big deal, that's like you just you know just quit it anymore, we don't start off with no big deal you any other stock, but a blow job. Satellite is much more commitment like it's a job, but their implies a work ethic, but that, like Jordan off, is way more commitment, involve a jerk nothin blood out, because checks will quit blowjobs all the time gross queer their mouth gets tired and want to do it anymore, but no do quit while jerking off those amendments lock and finish that day I have had like a half hearted did and billing
holding my breath and squeezing my ball. Try the anything to to figure out a way to just get it over with and then once you calm, you just feel so goddamn pathetic, but there's a lot of commitment involved in Jordan for whatever reason like that's shit wants to get out here by, but I never for a second thought. It Bobby stole a bit and he did think there s not a bit is like it's kind of obvious blow job. You know it's not the most clever connection which we need being a job is right there too The problem with I have is like one like that. Chirac's thing: that's just something there's a cartoon online, but I saw after the fact that they have always story they. They had jokes about that. I mean that damages obvious trolling. My trawlers probably stupid. or just gone, doesn't know I mean it's work. You know people people have questions about the way comedy works and whenever someone is so outspoken about plagiarism like I've been, and you have been with a home and see a thing
You know now and we set out to do that. We set out to be the guys that are speeding up against comedy plagiarism, but let me tell you how many fuckin comedians we're happy that happened I mean I can't take got a text message from Christopher Titus today, Preserver Titus was a friend of mine. Just sent me a text today and Christopher is a very fine comic. and he sent me a text today saying that he said, hey man. You were on NPR today they play the whole Carlos thing and had two lawyers on talking about how combines protect our material. Great job changing the world keep the tide of illegal This is a comic job and this not just hand me Lucy case are the same thing. You know I oppose aching heart be said, thank God for you, Joe Rogan American Talk last That means that was the greatest they had ever seen his life I tell you how many colleagues have said that we had a real.
For a long time, and the real problem is that these networks can make money from guy stealing, if guys are good people farmers and is one of steel people share that can make a lot of money and for colleagues, literally It takes a long ass, tired, create a bit like a bit like. My bit about the tigers, killing the kid at the zoo in San Francisco, the one million to my last special that to have a long time to get right. There was a large ship involve it like it went back and forth. Changed. Morphed got bigger smaller. It took a lot in time of war came up with the version that got on television, It was a lot of work. Somebody could have easily come in Jack. My idea Jack my premise, Jack whole way. I structured it, set it up and just taking it for their own. Literally stealing they put it on television and now I can't do it anymore, because now, if I do it, you know when still stuff, he steals it like word for word. You now oftentimes so like these poor folks, like their bids gone, it's like it's
they got stole. They got stolen, so I took their ship. That's been a gigantic problem. For us, we set out to be the one, MR to try to put a fork in that? Stop it Something had to happen and it did. and it just so happens that it was us it just just synchronicity, just the way the world works, but, on I can understand why someone would want alike. Scrutinise me extra carefully, because let me know, and excise put red bans. Balls mouth, please, you know I'm dying so fuckin, rude, rude request to theirs is comic name. Brien's have you ever heard him? He has the best thing joke ever waiting for some reason, It's all right to show their dicks teacher right He has a similar. Your put his dick coming out of the top of his pants like right here suggests: head sticking out
and you'd be like. Do I fucking snap, my belly button in my door, look at it and by button door looking up while there is do all the time. I love that say: hey, that's it by love. How it was so can comics are so committed to showing their dicks salaries. George loafers deal a bit from are, no, I don't think he did. I think that thing that have with George Lopez thanks. It was that it was a pretty obvious bit the thing with the arbiter thing about the war. That's it that's a fuckin, obvious joke man and these due to do like mexican material and really Lily immaterial like Lopez like his acts like very fine but a lot. Is latino staff and that's the kind of thing he's gonna think like that too, has never been accused of being a deep before that, not I'm aware of but he's not a field that is an obvious joke. Northanger five com exerted that both them and see a thing meant seal. Knowing
our open for him and do that bit and he saw and commented on how it those funny, but that duff did the same mannerisms that our yea like went, hold arms use me, that's a or does it and he sat down. He doesn't the exact same way it in our video. He even light said he never opened up for me and three seconds later he what? What are you forgot news media lies right. The whole video runways eyes still sometimes says he's maxim by which I mean there's. No, you stop work, but some poor guy with some people still good still get caught up in you know, look there's there is there's always gonna, be retards. There's always gonna be dumb. Fuck me, Joe Peace, there's always gonna, be everything manders. There's always there's always gonna be people who enjoy, Shit is always gonna, be people who I think, than Cecil areas, and I suck that's. That's all good man. It's a fucking thing world, like what you like, who gives a fuck son,
Well, you know what we're at five minutes and thirty seconds, which means we just eight through two hours. So that's more than enough. Yes, that's more than enough Look desires, comedy stuff, you know gutless lawyers and instead of always negative staff, costs monsieur rules that lose your mother. This is this is what I think there's the great comics right now. This is one of the best times ever for standard colony. There's, so many guys there's Bilbil was hilarious. Comic. Have you never heard his stuff before? I did that covenant being April fool This showed him a couple weeks ago. Fuckin do his fantastic he's, a Larry's, there's partners, while whose one of my favorites he's got ample areas. All of us see. These are great. Just an awesome writer stand. Hope. Of course you know, he's a classic and he worked at Jim Norton, hilarious, Louis CK, of course, there's so many good comics. Now now, instead of taking pause,
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