Date: 05-18-2010 The raw audio from the Joe Rogan weekly live USTREAM video show with Brian Redban.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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and clean em, I guess hopefully clean up and they make coffee out of it and its smoother coffee. It's like a plug, a different sort of indifferent flavour to a because it went through this animals digestive tract now now, if the animal ate a lot of berries and stuff, as I have like hints of other different things, dozens, it just tastes like coffee minutes it's really kind of gross and you think about it, but I was curious. I hadn't once before member state nine rang in Florida and they had it. I had heard about it, so I tried it out. Apparently it it's the whatever the stomach acids or whatever it is inside the civic body changes the actual chemical structure of the coffee and it it much smoother and it's ok, It's not really is the price of a lot more speed. Yeah super expensive, its way more expensive than regular coffee waymore therein. The restaurant was like ninety dollars,
cause I'm stupid. Last year, animal, but as it has it sounding for everyone. What's that people saying, I think it's a good, think we're we're golden with this thing. This shit is so much louder, cool things out of its way by way better, so warm anyway, sponsored by flashlight by the way I've area talk that is possible if poor sponsored by rubber vagina yet give a fuck the asshole. Now no anti Vesna surveillance is tighter and I feel good does have to be flashlights tight enough yet legates. I think it's good and you need the bubble one now ass you're, just a freak and your wife on that you have the bundle you never over bundle. You know she should be happy. You get your bubble fantasies, You know about the bottom that it unscrewed and like a section because, like I didn't know the first time I fucked it, it was like there's really suction, like crazy blow job in two and much too intense couldn't egg, whose Brien's gotta.
Giant hard hitting the back Brian's gonna fuckin oatmeal quicker Oats box, that's his dick in so that I am screwed it, and I guess that adds like air to it makes it a lot better. So you get the fuck a slut. Yes, if that either attire girl rose, slugger, big giant slut ray and by the way is awesome. I it's crazy, though, is that at first turned out putting a blind should use in it and now its use or whatever that oil carry the loop lube like, and what are you? fuckin oranges and shit noon. I wasn't that process is that this is too much. Unitas is like fucking, but didn't need, took them look down and get down, and not now it's fuckin, phantasms, four tons of formula knows how many sports lube just a tiny bit around the lips of it. Really that's it. This italian aid ads. What are the party started right spit on it if you're feeling dirty fuckin horn cigarette background
but you know I tried warming it up in the microwave now, as you that's what I do know the juice liquid stuff I put in a cart, was a year of melted and sticky dick in their it's gonna FUCK infused your death than hot molten plastic. You be scream and third, reap burns. All of your dick to man. Somebody must have. Somebody must have nukes something gotta too hot factor in ruin their deck. That's happened thoroughly. If, if you thought about it, it's happened, you know so I was was taught I put. This picture up my twitter the day summaries, somebody, seventy two hey Joe have you ever seen a triangle like this before so I click on it. I think that it's probably a guy got somebody in the triangle. Well, a sword Let it is this. This site called ghetto gathers dot com. You know that I know is it's a site that is dead added to its all white, guys, like nerdy white, guys and they're, making these black ghetto chicks gag from Fuckin
mounds, and so I tunes picture. I clicked this like this guy sends me and its is white. Nerdy, do with these pale skinny white legs with blacks, and black sneakers on and he's gotta know arm triangle like this around this chicks head. This chicks head is right here and she's in oh, he shoved his dick in her mouth with his triangle and he's like literally throwing up all over his balls in his asshole, I'm like AIDS said so much to me, though, that what com a strange world tat we live and where it so normal to just click, a link and it I urge you to a guy said: then his dick into some chicks, mouth and she's, throwing up all over his balls and ass? All in all, I do is giggle Do is go you got me fuck, you don't understand, I mean. Is this was just ten or twenty years ago? That picture would fucking freak you out, no pictures like that you could net
when I was in high school, the most you got is like hustler, where they spread their pussy lips apart. You like wireless pitches, crazy dirty they weren't even allowed to show penetration, they would show a good guy. It would have a sexy in the gout. Billig grabbing is deck to try to keep at heart and looking at her, and it would look totally Fagin posed and it didn't look like real sex at all. They, The inner was hard to find pictures of of fucked up things, but now what like? What's the link with the website ghetto gag is ghetto gathered? Give you just go to twitter com. Slash Joe Rogan and Look at my past tweets you'll find that a few days ago. I forget My days ago was, but this mother Fucker got me with this picture. It's just so crazy that that it so You define images like that. There are so many out their kids today, dude the grown up in a totally different fuckin world
a week and click a link, I mean how many kids subscribed to my twitter, how many kids click that link and went to that guy stuffing is deck in that ghetto. Girls love. She's thrown above, have of it's not fair, and I wonder if this is like, because I mean I got off would like Sears Catalogue, looking at underwear, ads and stuff like that now you can just see the inside of a girl's asshole, you know yeah. I used to be able to beat off too, like Lego. Illegal work out like VHF cover in other girl bent over traffic. Sexy in right use will beat off some mythology. Thirty bitch Now it's like peace, Dusar Desensitize, these kids going to grow up and knock Gunnar and be able to get off and less like somebody, like God, sees them in like shit in their face and stuff, like that, you know it they're starting off some people do get to like really crazy points where the only thing that gets them off, as I really fucked up, should there's porn to their case, is just to those dude. I told you about that take now want to see a porno being taped. We walked if we walked in
This dude salami, that we stood. You do too with great guy and he was used direct important and I told come out and do the shot come. I check it out and Sir we're right. Back from a gig land, the airport we go before we go home. Let's go check out. This tits gathers watches despondent. We were, again and theirs is one guy- This girl, asshole and other guys falcons girl in the mouth and their spinner mouth everyone's spit in our mouth, both guys and the director he was a groundwater here to spit their mouth and this guy spitting mouth I mean no sight, it was fuckin, it was rough man, the guy the guy's fuckin or in the asshole, and then he stuffs it in her pussy, because you have for me: Ass, Altea, Pussy, hats, real fuckin, healthy. Why woe?
but I got a porn. Is this a member watching porn and enforcing like? How did I get people spitting on the girls crotch before fucking in it? So I tried it with my ex girlfriend back in the day she uses it. Did you to spit? So I think I do Donner created into sorry in its something do like that when girl spit on dicks like their love, those partners with girls spare, I gotta dig That's just shown me dislike angrily. Something like craziness that you don't need to spend you know, you want to lick it and want to give our sloppy, where that's all good, that's how good you don't need to get, there were times when they separate growth in dislike, like a hazy bubbles like come on, its people, we will never find the end. There is no end, you know it's just advancing an escalating
and it's the more exposure to this shit that we have the more desensitize his people like regular sex, cos taking the S left and right now, there's like reports about, like all these doctors have problems, girls having like but VD, their shitting them by the age of thirty you it's fucked up. Fucked up, get yourself a rubber butt hole. I like that, you read that the above thing inside you, so I tried to warm up the Jew So then I had to do the microwave thing. I went to the bedroom, but they put it in that they have a boner anymore goes I you mean like kitchen, she handed Liketh that I can get it myself heart again by looking at some porn, and I went over. The juice was not warm anymore and I was just like so I have reached the point. My life were. If my debt is not hard, I'm not gonna even try getting hard to jerk. I do set aside timed jerk off. I don't like sit down and my dicks, not Hornig jerk off our revenue, myself, yet even forgot about horny to do it now you ve never done. I have
pass for short for student jobs have had days where jerked off like four and five times a day where, just you don't even know what you're doing is like this is a new feel good anymore. Why? Why keep known as you're doing it just cause? Your obsessed just gives you gotta wacky bug you know and you you wanna, keep jerking off relax as in the United States. They talk about how you take a big shit and then you're like I can't. Leave at his chin mean it's how I feel that the sperm is yes controlling. We know for sure, but not when you do at five times for one yeah one China day, even two shots. They may give you feelin crazy. You know you you, you just gotta text message from your ex wife and she's out our time at her husband, and I think I thought the stern bitch hatred My money just beat one off broke. You know you might get a second one out of an exciting but other than that. One is days, all you need when you start jerking off five times a day, you're just a fuckin weirdos. What do you do? I used get blisters on my desk from jerk me too, and I really
with just hold it another way, at least now on two separate occasions in my life. I jerked off so much that I develop like a little source unlike the south, Dupe there's no way you could be enjoying that. Why you jerk enough that much has you crazy. I mean that's what it s like you. Just get your head that you have to jerk off when I used to pillows what was so bad is acceptable used my hand, I would fuck pillars. The worse is watching my mom. Like you, so so much you sleep and talking about that. Go in the laundry room and she's like taken up sheets that were sticking there in my pillow, and they look like you. No fucking green has for sure touched your load totally. How does it feel? I just can't believe how this house here it is. Your mom has touched year, you're seamen, air. Well, she made it
through it all came from her right. She could get up inside of it. Wasn't her you wouldn't be alive, you wouldn't have any sperm totally Jesus. I just got a three day tv when it is new yeah you're telling me about this watch porn on those yeah. What's that? How does this work so explained? To me, this is a good company makes this site is the same sun tv. It says I saw Sony, but the Sony said is not even out. Yes, he has only sought out until summer was very impressive, the right yet that Samsung does it. I got it three tv and authority Blu Ray player and it converts. Firstly, could watch anything on tv, any show any tv and it will converted into three d. If you want how the fuck did you do that, you know it has like a smart technology where detects what a background is and what the main character and it tries to layer it in a debt, a really good job acts. I was so impressed. I thought I was the blood bullshit, but it was like. I was built, heads excellent adventure and eight looked like it was made for three. That's insane tat was pretty crazy.
Where goggles yeah, you wear these little glasses and what are they? Gonna fix a wild supposedly that there are already invented the technology to do it and when it does its act, this great that goes over your tv and its it detects where you're sitting in the room and it kind of like splits the images up. Or you like, from left nine right eye and it makes a treaty, but it's too expensive right now. They said that in the next five to eight years you start seeing at coming out and then it will be integrated into the television rights are part of a right. It's weird about it is. Is that you using the three d you immediately get it like? I get it like you're going to have a tv, that's gonna be three dimensional soon, where it's gonna look like your window, but you're gonna, be Odo kind of you know it's it's! It's crazy when you, when you start really getting it now, and I just tvs themselves, are saying we're just so used to it? The I'd just the idea of capturing image, capturing and image and me literally taking a snapshot of what in front of you
somehow another you can send that you can put it in you and you don't even have to connect it anything. It goes from your phone and I can go to the whole world. You put it on Flickr and someone in Nicaragua can look at it, not to mention the tv show. This skinny by the way, TAT S a pretty soon. You doesn't have a look at an Ipad treaty. How nuts is that those things are fucking Crystal clear. Does didn't really awesome image as a skinny ass thing like a piece of paper in a couple of these, the cardboard stack together, I fucking nuts man tvs today. You know you go in, and and and look at these tvs and just think about how long ago, was that you know you have like this stupid. Looking like rounded circles, rounded edges on the corner, and it was big. As far can you everybody and help you move it. Did you have new ready. They remembered what my grandmother used to have that, where it used to be a record player on the speakers on the guy have been there and they were the open it. He d,
and it was black and white and right Jaime was fuckin smaller than your laptop. I it's a piece of furniture. It was a coffee table. Yes, that was super long and those just a lifetime ago. That's my parents grew up with. My parents grew up with that shit that shit's bananas, it is, it's pretty fuckin insane where technologies headed, but it's just as in saying just thinking about where it's gone. If you ever want evidence of evolution, its evolution seems to be a pattern that everything follows. You know, people want alike. Angry, whether not evolution exists and whether our evolutions, real and very few people even truly understand the argument. It's a very, very, very complex argument, but the argument really isn't: is there a god the argued Is everything seems to evolve? Every single thing seems to change, and human beings are the the clearest example that just based on our culture of Europe,
it just dish de that we have now and comparison of things we had a few years ago and the the movies. If you lie, watch movies and listen to songs from like the forties in the fifties, and then you listen to some new shit enough. You not like most new shadow. You think it's stupid. You think it's that I am with you all that, but just at technical level that the rebel till it, though, with a kind of music there able to make now. You know it's a very, very different. It's it's incredibly powerful, like you might not be into pink, listen to a goddamn, pink song and then try to go back in time and listen to some Jefferson, airplane and shit and see the like that how they recorded it. Even if you loved that song, it's like they did a terrible job of like putting it together reality, the evolution of music, the evolution of television shows a try. Watchin father knows best. Try watch in any those fuckin stupid movies from the fifties. Does God damn things are terrible? The terrible
it's like everybody falls in love immediately. The bad guys super obvious. Does everything happens? It's so corny and phony, and now you know it's it's very clear that things are moving in a certain direction. Everything is not everything that like when you go to a gas station, and do you? U prepay, like twenty bucks in that lass die or take low slows down. Why isn't it I mean there's because they want to make sure it doesn't go over anything. They need technology to fix that now, because goods, because when you undo it yourself, you could just turned off like that inexact three set spam. You know I mean I didn't want you to go over because of you
we're just a little bit and everybody goes over just a little bit. You add that little bit altogether is absolutely millions adopting a petition, be technology where just turn it off. At this time, while really the problem is that the real technology issue is, did this fuckin fuel issue, the real technology is the gasoline thing. We need gasoline to make every single thing on this earth. We need gasoline to move. That's the real technological, that's the hurdle to hurdle! Isn't your last dollar when you're prepare for gas hurdle horses of real hurdle? Is the fuckin I'll know? That's that's a frightening shit man, whether as things but what my point was there is things that you're just I'm amazed that that you know sets such things are so different from twenty years ago. Other things like that is, as I come on gas pumps. Well yeah. I hear your book, I think, or overall I think, is important for that wrangle. Innovation. As far as like the fuel deserts eventually thing, I have to come up with something new and then, when that happens, then there
Then? We will reach some new point where you know what we have to abandon gasoline entirely. They're gonna have to make some gigantic discoveries but tat so possible man peep. You know people only with think about possible that as they could, they could come up with some new weight of fuckin make hydrogen tomorrow and it would change everything you know or some other new type of new way of making batteries that makes batteries last longer than they could figure out. Some weird shit man and instantly everything changes better technologies, slow, as fuck me MAX, is released anew refresher, their macbook this week and added to earth more hours to the last model. So that's accede, that's pretty! There is a very good, but usually do that by making the batteries large and making it so you can't pull them out. Yet they didn't want to
one really gets its replace evolving there's. No. This is the same size I mean I mean they didn't change anything the other new macbooks in your ten, our supposedly nine ten hours- and I have done this- this seventeen inch macbook pro whatever it is, but this thing doesn't get nearly as much as they say it does. If you're like actually use in it. I got this one, which is our last model between you now in this gets it was to get five hours. I get two hours and this is a brand new battery yeah. Well, it's like you have to turn the volume and this though the brightness on a screen way down you. Now that saves a lot of it. You can't be crank and volume. We can be watching movies of use wifi each it up. If you have a cellular car to eat it, but yet the Ipad seems hacking into that not even take a dent too, that amazing doesnt bottled out baron without, but about is half that have done about it's crazy? Do not use about it for a whole week and it says, like fifty percent. I know this is just like three of those batteries and when I went on
hotel dude, I say without thing get on the net and I'll do it for hours. In our red I'll, even write some shit on their right. Like little note that I look at it like ninety six percent, Your liking that Ipad critical thing man, that's the future son, the futures. Some new fucked up thing, that's even easier transport around the neck is that right now is that the portable typewriter, the future you she told you know really is amiss typewriters. Did you type on type? I I did it for scorn.
You make a mistake me after I take that White marker thing now and go over in my fuckin. Piazza must have been a write, a book back then. Actually. Click click, click, click, click, click. That tv, though, has this need. Three tv I got has this thing called the two hundred forty megahertz mode, its autumn motion plus mode, and it is the most fucked up thing. What it does is it it's so fast that it actually makes up frames and between frames and what the outcome is is awful. It makes any show or any movie look completely fake, like when you watch. If you take titanic and if you sit there with a movie Cameron, film italic. It looks like a movie because it's a movie camera you take it that same scene and record it with a video camera. It looks it would look fake and I kind of like cheap right right. That's what this does, though, to every show. So you sit there and watch lost or anything you get pissed off, because it looks like a soap opera is like
weird that video like people, they dont use video for things, and one of the reasons is cause. It makes stuff look fake, make stuff. Look, it doesn't look, is cool, but what it means is it doesn't look good, yeah, exactly clear, an image right. It's it's fog, nice foggy! It's also that you can focus like and film. You can focus on the guys in the foreground, whereas video conscious captures everything right. That's what this I guess this tv does, is it takes each frame and makes everything and focus so makes everything seeing really phony, like If you watch laws, it looks like a soap opera from Mexico. That's it that's fucking, create it ruins there on a wise if Samsung made that mode, but I want to get that now. I want to make everything like thing sounds awesome, it's pretty bad man. I want that yet it sounds like are far it's what's great, is doing it not telling somebody and going dude what you bear Movie Godfather. Ok, this watch it ok, this doesnt seem is
I remember if it will make a freak, even godfather old movies, like thou any movie, so it's some sort of a software thing. It's a it's a it said it's just takes every frame. Is it a hardware inversion yet a hardware enough in the neck tv, so the tv is actually making you could take an old movie and they will and frames to it and make that it makes it look at speeds it up to the point where it adds extra frames, its kind like a really fast monitor you know, so it doesn't look fast or anything, but it look crisper in clear and it looks like shake how much time do you think there is before they make movies just completely artificial that look like real movies, where it's like. You know like like a video game like video games, style a goes out over the dead, where they did a whole movie like that scientists phanfasms out as a sigh familiar, but it look kind of fake
How can I go? That's really make now to now look stupid is paragraph Baghdad was like, while this kind of impressive what they did not really good enough, though, to warrant making a whole moving right, but how many more years. Gonna go by before they can make like Humphrey Bogart movies like make a fake Humphrey. Bogart move, recreate his voice regretted his intonations is you know, that's gonna happen right. I think it's only a few years off data be able to make porn with anybody. They're gonna build them Egg, any Sarah Palin Hillary Clinton are gonna, have lesbian porn sites are going to talk to each other and fist each other. There can be a video game choose character of so realistic, but totally be unrealistic like it could. Look exactly like Hilary is just armpit deep and disappearance. Pussy is, as you know, I mean you can make that splattering just pussy Jews
all over the website called my spluttering pussy juice all over the wall. We you kid you're going to have to recreate a bio of another, wanted something just said that there will be a terrible. I like that, may those our eye, but it didn't look real, didn't look real at all, but the school was a funny little fantasy movie. I think this the Lord of the rings that were actually the was. The rings like garlic fake, but everybody else's real. It's like there's. There are some faked shit there that was hard to swallow. Even though awesome movies. To get me wrong. I think it had been a cooler if the whole movie was kind of fantasy. Gonna need real actors, you know plus real access to human. To me. I want a habit to be second weird look and I wanted to. I don't want you to be some dude wherein, like furry shoes, that look like feet, but yet yet I just watch TAT Alice in Wonderland last night and that that was actually kind of cool how they took real characters, but they distorted them. They made their heads bigger in small, was cool the the main the queen of hearts. It was that way
What's your Helene, a bomb corner yeah, it will show the big giant fuckin head. That was pretty trippy. I love that cat to eradicate was bad, but that was a movie to only go to see if you're really high. You know it wasn't is okay, it wasn't that goes I get now. It was interesting cause. I was barbecued eye upon Turkey like an hour before we see that movie. So when I went to the movie I was this was by the time the first frame start fell out. Full blown, also just completely blown out so fascinating did the cat was really interesting but like as a like a plot and everything else like so you didn't give a shit fuck what happened, but yeah did getting right baked in watching. Then your favorite movie get fucked up by that motion plus thing is to check it out of creeping up. Well, I can't change my tv that seemed really now it s what the tv for bacteria
selling greedy, one onawandah and but you know it's also call about- is how this tv is so connected to the internet. Like I hit a button and tells me like Yahoo NEWS, might my email in my Flickr had another button and I got Netflix and it got Amazon. Video on demand offer my tv remote legates. Yemen does. I am. I am my vis yard month easier. My dvd player can download Netflix store things on Netflix. Can stream things can go to Youtube? Wants you to club? Yes, pretty crazy. I like it yeah it's the future sunfilled the future is in oh shit like this. I mean promptly her somebody right now that can watch this there's, probably some sort of an application. Some threw away to watch this
your actual tv. I mean you can count on your Iphone. This isn't a real tv show by the way I was about five years would be caught dead. Air people be boring as fuck right now son, as watching you guys last week on top of the waterfall, and it's a weird like I'm in the middle of nowhere in Portland Oregon watching you on an Iphone. Did you do the math when you're out damp were now, but I tell you what man Portland Oregon? I was in a cost. Go in. I always like to play this game when amount is out of town and as I have a fifty manage to find one person in the store that I would I would fuck you know like I did you get a five one person historical would it be, and I could not find one person in that store night even like mediocre person until right when I was walking out that one of the employees she looked like in L, a two and a half an hour pick her exact the can allay to add the FUCK Alan. While will you
be a really high standards. Now now Emmi it's it's. Every single person in Portland is fat there there. They look very depressed and sad that just a gag, as is the math capital the world, but yet nature everywhere, beautiful everywhere amazing hot people that live in Portland don't feel bad. Cipher Brian does want to fuck you. I didn't mean that I did not meet you. You might be show him. I just got to a real ugly spot Tonga Armpit hairs on all the Czechs. What do you think that Not all that now that I've heard a lot like here too there's something I've been on forums where women were complaining, saying you know that men should know that women have hair on their legs armpits a silly, yet our trusteeship place first, as you place, I've ever been to where they gave you forks and an asset. Wait wait! Where is this the chopsticks and how to get it like the house to stand and have a look for chopsticks at a sushi place?
they were like. Oh use, America son, I now, but you want to fuck no back to China, user chopsticks. That's what kind of sea place What do you think about all these people to get the press wanna kill themselves because its own sunny five days a year? I believe it. I lived in a higher and it was like that every day and I wanted to kill myself as I was able to go to work and get done with the day and go back home in peace on the internet- and I was because it was cloudy- is justice and exercises gray. Every day the sky was grey you know you Domini desire out, save fifty percent to sixty percent of the days were gray. The other we're like partly cloudy to Sonny. You know by sixty percent. Was I gray sky like nothing just death the I've been there man, I've been to Columbus, a bunch times, don't stand up and that's why I found it. So it's real grow there, there's a bunch of parts of the country that it is real gray, forgotten part of the year that should I go for you now. It's that sucks. It's weird right where we're gonna programmed in others
human body needs a certain amount from its environment. One of things we need is sunlight. We literally need sunlight for vitamins. We needed for vitamin d, but we also needed for happiness there's something about skies that are a gloomy that are depressing, and it's like encoded into in it's like your dna is telling you hey year, yearly the place where it's gonna be uncomfortable. You're gonna get drenched, you're, not gonna, get that vitamin d that you need, but if you can get past that you'll be ok, go to the sun and get the sunny parts. Then you'll be happy like you can live little changes your state to be indifferent, whether you know like physically changes it
if you live in a place where it's just that you don't get that son, you don't get enough! That's on yeah and it s also different people have different needs to. I think genetically. You know. I bet if your black about living in a place where it's never size, fuckin terrible about a terrible foyer cause like the whole dark skin old, dark skinned supposed to be in response to bright sun and in a living in hot climates, dark skinned like Brazil in other dark skinned in that's supposed to be because they have to deal with the hot sun and and and that kind of a climate. And if you go to places like Siberia, people are pretty fuckin white, so it has no one's ever outside in the sun in any manner psyche you'd you get you grow accustomed to its. Maybe if your person that, like you know, is like got super pale skin, it would be way easier to live in a place where it doesn't get Sonny. You know maybe there's like Johnny
It needs very possible right away. I wish I knew about those lights before that when I lived in a higher like this, the sunlight lights. Have you heard of those knows there art official line, articulating yeah? They have alarm clock. They have that build into em to real, has cut thing about getting what that's a trick to work to how the fuck is good, is going to sign a sunny day. Some days are awesome because everybody else is happy to write letters. I lived in Boston. I appreciate the fucker though Sundays, but now and L age so used to it. It's like sunny days are just what you get every day has actually opposite. Today is cloudy and get fired off. One is cloudy: get going nice rain, because it literally sunny here three hundred and sixty days a year, I lost his fucking crazy and how many, how many days a year, but it's maybe three hundred and twenty.
I am pretty high. Definitely there's I'm like a month ago that arranged like every day, sometimes in every other year, tears yeah fucked up you can you can get used to that, but it's terrible for his skin. You know in Australia when I was in Australia. They have all these ads for skin cancer. Has australian doesn't have a fucking oath? layer member when there is a big hole in the ozone layer, worry what's all over Australia and apparently us. It doesn't give a shit, but they have all these adds everywhere. You go about being careful because if you go outside without sunscreen on, you can get skin cancer. So there, these really graphic skin cancer, add on the side of buses, stitches in shit. I say bigoted as pieces of meat cut out of people. I hate that, like or when it gets cigarettes and Canada on issues like that, some guy with throat cancer on the back of your box airs I as windows, rough about that to the east,
smoking in England. If pig giant warnings and the bachelor cigarettes, but you need that's on lucky you, you got yet illnesses right now, you're ready to die, bronfman, shit and blood. I hope it's sittin black Its blood is the blood stomach ulcers prizes stomach. Also he's fine. It's great. I have this doctor the news I was talking to me today and he's like. So what your store is black and am I guess last night I feel like I'm gonna, throw up avenue in twenty four hours, and I feel really light. Headed in my story is black negroes met. We need to get you to the emergency room, quick or I will call you back and schedule an appointment and I'm ok, ok, music! In our community homo migrate? That's cool for hours, five hours later, he hasn't call me back, so this is going on right. Now, as we speak, I might what I wrote out of a troopers Brian. This dude is
leading out of his bottle hanging out with, as it might be stomach cancer. So we just sit, it might be cancer. I don't think it's cancer. Now you don't smell like your case, smell, you got some also, as your dogs, isolated Doug smell me, was that our role in the ground at your ass off, like angry, imagine dog locks on your ass off. It's happened. This happened before there's dogskin smoke answer they can they can take test tubes and line this way, and it is this test with them where they just have this big giant. Like twenty ard line and down the line is a different test, tube and increment, and each different test tube has a different thing in it, and they'll go right to the ones with cancer and they bark as crazy as nuts they can smell fuckin cancer. I love that. I love that whole thing. Whether stuff we
now about things like dogs and like that, and not just that. They know that night, earthquakes and just the fact the other day, the they know, son armies, are common to go wrong, in the other, Thailand. Soon, Ami, the last big, when that happened very few animals tied man, the I've, if any, I think the animals all escaped. They also come and get the fuck out of Dodge like way way in advance because they don't have a language. I think that the earth itself probably has some sort of a language, and if you have a language yourself, you know like human beings. Do we have this ability to communicate we're so wrapped up in communicating with ourselves that we don't receive any communication from animals or from ants or from the world. You know I'm not talking about like like words like dogs, talk to you, but you ever made a dog, and you know you can't fuck with his dog ever
the dog what's gonna body and you look at him he's looking at union like and we get the fuck away from me that dog is sending their somehow another. I mean it's not even his is demeanor he's not growlings you he but he's just giving you a work and you're getting a message. You eat communicating with you, but you all sorts of shit inside your head: the stock market and your divorce in your fuckin homework and in that and language in English and I'm learning spanish and you got all this gone on your head. I bet the earth itself actually has said some sort of a way of communicating with with beings with animals that don't have languages like they can turn into shit. That we can't turn into. Now, but once our dogs can smell things in tune in to things and we may have a super soup Superpower senses give the Kent since a day that if they have cancer in Brighton
Maybe they can we know, maybe they can communicate to you now, but dumb dogs. You know it's funny way or even the doctors asked me if it was black. Like I don't know it's a very dark dark brown. He goes well dark brown and blackest completely different. I'm like it's not really different. I liked you. When we take a photo of letting us know, that's not necessary Clell. Are you talking about ten thousand our differences? If I say no, it's blacker. You gonna, like you know, made me, go to the hospital until they sit. That's why I just don't get doctor, You know that's like while he's just a retired people, man do every day deals of people in a broken. Could you imagine without be like that? Be that's like psychology ugh, I was a sight major for awhile and count, and I was thinking like Pinochet psychologist. I give people good advice and then I thought about it and I was like you're gonna be dealing with food.
People, every day every day, you're on fucked up energy, the best you can do with these people is make them not fucked up. You know that's the best you can do but you're not getting any fuckin happiness and joy and excitement in a powerful feelings all day, creativity enough you just dealing with the people in some people want to do that. Some people want to helping good on your good on you, but man that would have to be a fuckin drag in also in a way. I think it's completely worse. They give your in colossal self indulgent down here yet So many people in so many people, and so many people trying to do something completely unrealistic. How many people out here want to be famous You know, and I live out the birds and you run into people and you you don't think that there, the type and then as you get to know, you find out, I came out here, be an actor, didn't work out and I got in the plumbing. You know I want to be an actor. I want to do this and how to get despite what we want to do that you don't want to do that and you find out there like literary like you know,
The percentage of people that move out here for even in the back of their hands Some word showbiz dream: it's like fuckin, sixty percent it out. That's a completely unrealistic number. If you think about how many people there are out there that actually become famous from acting swiftly acting, I mean it's fuckin who who's to say, you're a good actor. I had a hell. You get good at pretending to be someone you're. Not in me. I guess there's some methods to it and I guess you know it all depends on personality. What kind of energy or practice inside you, but then something to agree to put you in a movie and somebody has to agree. They like you and what are the odds? That's gonna happen. Fuck man. So those people are all that they have these unreal unrealized dreams and that fuckin chips away, and then the reason why they wanted to be actors in the first place, a lot of almost pursue their fucked up because it in getting attention as a child who are caught up
broke up with a store, didn't get any attention to challenge the same reason why people come comedians in any kind of extreme attention performer like that, and also then you're you deal with like so many people with that. So many people with problems so many people it need to be fixed, skims impels skimmer for compelling shut him up in our after wife. If these doctors could tat just tired, she started deal with shit. He imagined been that the guy who has to deal with your your problem every day every day someone comes domains got some servant, all or some bessie when it's like a bug doctor and can imagine what that is, like silver buckles all day is yet affixed. Some nobody's come in with the perfect, but all when you like, I have good news for you. Your bottle is perfectly have now, if you go into
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He's so much bigger than May. I way a hundred eighty five pounds and that guy is way bigger than his gigantic and somehow another heat rise himself out, total to one. Seventy gets on a scale that a rehash rates and gets to like two hundred pounds by atomic. It comes to fight it's crazy out on how to do it. I don't know how to do it, but it's dangerous and when do tsar like at that last drop in only two. I was never look bad, but I've seen some Gaza real bad. A slight Travis looter once did make wait for the innocent sober fight and he was trying to try to try, but he could not cut the weight for whatever reason and he's walking towards the scale and new shuffling cause. You couldn't have pickets feet up as cheeks were all sunken and he looked like he was gonna die his lips role, chapped and broken miles. I won't like this dude looks like he's in a goddamn concentration camp. This is crazy, all just to be bigger than the other guy
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and we're on equal terms, and now we're not going crazy and have to buy things settle the fact down there get mad. If you don't buying things the right, you don't care, the last boyfriend cared. What could he bought her? He bought always diamonds debar all these things and they get to walk around with them and though the walking around them is very important, it's more important having them to whatever, but see that someone love them so much. They spent all this fuckin money so that miss yes, I check that she was a big problem. Cosu she didn't like the game, so the fucking Christians got all crazy weather and they were like yes, you're on our side and it turned out. She did some porn. She made her own home movies, with a big dildo and Shih Tzus there are ass or somethin dissolves different versions of what actually happened, but she the Sioux she's trying to sue Miss? U S anxious! I talk and crazy lawsuit talk and though I really want to see the Fog Bank,
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He's gotta make the whole time to staring at their TED's mood. I hope you feel bad about idea feel bad about when you get really stand as it haunt you here does when you legal, Brownie chicken wing, every browning in new childhood haunt you. You think I did some do shit when I was in your great areas like this baby cardinal once where was like five tree like her dismember being a kid throwing rocks at a like. Hans me like that. No cardinal me and my friend TIM. We went hunting for squirrels and knows my friend David. We went hunting for squirrels with sling shots and knew tat the squirrel and fell out of the tree, and we kill them, and I was like what the fuck are. We doing like why we challenge squirrel but the discretion to shit to me now, which is that we want to see if we could do it and we did it in a week later, grow based bothering baseball's at squirrels on power lines, do
so fucked up the things you do, a? U so considerate when you're fifteen, then you out of the housing, fifty NOS fourteen- and I never did it again- also cause. I one thing was eaten at squirrel, but I just kill that square with a marble. I shot him a marble like for what would happen How stupid? As you know, the way you you know, you learn from those experiences and then in you know, you learn from that terrible feeling. Any never do it again, but I wish I didn't have to do in the first place to learn that Some people are so fuckin insensitive like some people like how many people do you see just thrown cigarettes out the window, we're talking about that all the time The time is that I'm so inconsiderate management exaggerates Ray. I used to do it that really act. When did you stop doing what emitter? California, really if they get count for anything, I think what a California make you stop doing, because in a higher it was normal, eaves, normal and California Copsewood. Do it in our policy really yeah cops. Are you would be smokers
what a writing a ticket and flag on the ground and put the fuck is that it is. What is it about smokers that makes them think that the world is a guard because up to recently that was normal right, but why? is that normal, wise, a normal? I had a friend studio, say of fuckin taxes, they paid it couldn't streets. Tat was his thing. He would smoke his foot on the ground and I go away. You just picked out. Why do what he has to do? Throw them on the ground like a fuckin taxes is girl. Yes, his job. Is it because it decomposes? Is that what it it doesn't like him? I was now. Oh man, it's a fucking, there's plastic. In that thing. Who knows what the goddamn shelf life is on? A cigarette filter doesn't mean like you now. You can like throw like a banana out the window and that's that Two fuckin organic today- and I know a cigarette filter- is not an organic thing. I mean there may be biodegradable cigarette filters, but when how long does it take how many of them are biodegradable and how long does it take them to dissolve flicking your cigarette out? The window creates jobs
jobs. You have therefore, my friends. I was somewhat say that on Twitter, that's what my friends argument is: fuckin guy, just for eleven three duchess going up argument. Was that, like the somebody gets paid, do it? So it's like cleaning up at a restaurant. Why should you clean up you now? You don't clean up the waitresses, dare to clean up. That's her job, his he thought the city streets were they to be clients. Are you just foot his ashes narrower he isolated things. I guess I'd, never guy and are understood. I just did we did us, did because Germany as well you start to feel bad about it. You're, the one it made me feel bad about where the comedy store afflict on the ground. You're just picked out up what the fuck you took, what economic? What are you talking about? You just don't throw it on the ground, as you would like. Are they really emanating scenarios? yeah man. I ever think that you are the first person to say it s really ever no one ever told you not to let her they already have not from that cigarettes. Really ever you're. The first person dare do. I'm very
I'm very sensitive about like mass like leaving a mass like, I don't ever want to inconvenience other people, because I'm lazy and inconsiderate, so it's like I'll, never like throw garbage on the ground if I drop something I'll chase after a little receipt Kosovo and make sure that I picked it up and throw it out. You know I am very sensitive about that shit. I just think that that's a gross fucking characteristic of human beings. I don't ever want to see that myself that inconsiderate Lazy Litera. You know just of gross characteristically. We need a fuckin move past that I see people in fucking, hybrid cars all that time flick and cigarettes out there, no that tries we not. There was talking about That would I get a whole thing about it. I'll get you a year and a half ago in San Francisco screaming at them, because I saw four of them in a day for guys in hybrid cars just thrown cigarettes other windows. This is this is ridiculous, like we do what the fuck are. You doing
what? What makes you think that that's ok in a year you re you're fighting the oil companies you're trying to be conservative anew with you. You know gasoline and everything that make sure that you leave a small footprint, any thrown cigarettes out the window. It's weird, I'm like that with a lot of things run like I am ashamed of myself. Oh, how I act like the present when I'm in a hotel room- and I like flick, come on walls and stuff like if what this come on. Why do that? I don't know why you still time your grows. That's what the dealer that is the reason why hotel room has so many washcloth sweets was to come and a few of those you're not supposed to be flicking it's because I can't do it at home. You know I mean I like you. I went to my committee. We ve ever seen those television channels and inside addition, or whatever the fuck, they are in our they twenty twenty when they go to a hotel rooms. We're gonna. Take you the hotel I find out, what's really going on and they use like black lightly. Fine
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stamina scene was so fake and it was so like him living out some weird white boy. Fantasy wants, it will say, nigger to a black eye because he wrote that script is to be a big quinn. Turn Tina fan, but I do know when I see, as about teams, even hear your receipt. Outwardly attacks like the camera man nor any this came off, sets it like. Egg knows I've seen em come off really cool and interviews. I've seen em come off like that, but I think these are volatile. God, because he's a creative guy he's, probably super fuckin busy all the time and a lot of stress and if you catch him at the wrong time, you trying to talk shit to be stupid, he's very likely to talk shit back to you and come off all duty, but you gotta think what the situation is. Not him. Forcing his doings on someone. It's someone want a videotape him when, as one of the video I dont want covenant remember, but I think I just somebody tat. I wish I could find that labour now ethical with somebody go ahead, a big fan of your movies it's over. Yet he was asleep. Really! I think with some like that. I remember thinking why
maybe just as a huge aversion tell that DMZ shit. Maybe I just drive some nuts. I don't know I'm a big fan of pulp fiction. I love that Fuckin movie Bhutan. I ran all that shit Roger Every said, Roger every whose in jail he he claims that the hot there was like a movie that debt quit Guaranteeing oh did when he was a star in the movie way had this whole scene about top gun de member, the scene out here It was a seen in this movie about top gun being gay story, and this is why its gay and, like you Know- and I key he goes into this whole- ran- will apparently that was Roger S. He's Rant Roger area, Roger Every wrote, killing Zoe, which is an awesome movie. You never seen it really interesting cool crime movie and he wrote pulp fission with Quint Antenna and in how they would collaborate on things, and then you know he would tell me would say it tell me, as these stores us he's push slapped him woman.
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that's that's a similar she's. Keep your girlfriend. I love. Where were you started on citing? Are you so you should I just a guy? You know you can get your foaming, but that was already with your ass up and down the street. That's interesting and if you look at the that there are so if you haven't seen it quit its turn, Tino slaps cameramen on Youtube and its some guy.
Gets, do she with him I'll put it in your chat on the use stream. But if you look at that that that the other videos like that related videos- content turn Tina spits on some guy, they thought area order he'd. Well, you does. He like we fucked with maybe creatively with that. Guy just came up to me, the camera and you wouldn't tell me what it was about. You just stick in a camera in his face and maybe he followed use being violated and five thousand dickhead. I mean look. I could see his point, you know look when one. Once fucking with you like that, you know ye I'll always catch you in the most perfect of moods. He could easily be involved some big stressful fuckin thing with some movie. Darwin and he's the middle of the ship and the steps outside some guys. Gonna cameras faces are already doing, and why am I doing and the guy won't say anything to him or the round? One explain the term and it gets mad possible. Maybe just sensing
I was a douche bag, we're not seeing the guy with the camera. You know it is posted on my twitter, Red Banda com. A red been already began He knows about mother fucker. Well, perfection was an awesome movie, but I dont know you know the whole Roger everything is unfortunate. Roger Avery says that whole top gun rant was like his rant and the territory. No. He said it fraternity, known tat, you know what put in a movie Whatever it is, you know that's what he does catalogue with his movies like a lot of his movies like old stories in color. Lagree does right now. Let me you ve, been we attack on earlier about the hurt locker, how that guy suing writer of the hurt locker saying I he took a article that he did for play a boy. I guess about his time, any the bomb squad and they re road into the movie. The hurt locker and it really similar like the guy. At the like blonde hair blue, I came from a trailer. The whole deal again
story is exactly that story, but in their defence like how many guys in the military are blonde hair blue, I come from trailers. Polio, lot out, tell it by the fact that he was actually a bomb. You know, specialist right and detonation specialists in the sky was well and into it's crazy, even those that creator, those movies, are supposing going to sue thousands of bit torrent users, people I've downloaded the movie illegally on the internet. We're gonna go after all, these users, which I thought was very metallic, key metalogy having the ordinary Mars early GM very. Do he do you think that does dashing? I think it is still worth its his movie right, well he's losing money, because all these people think he's really losing money from it. I don't know I mean that's an argument right. There is an argument, but it's you know, look no one, right to it for free, that's, an argument as well: the right to be downloading someone's work. These guys worked. They did all this time
What pause time for all this effort? They now made a script cast it. Funding the whole deal and all you do is just press a button on bit torrent and white, and you got your desktop. You watch for free, there's, somethin fucked up about a solid base. You know like if you go see abandoned, I can save you download a band mp3s and you got them into offline. Why are some shit and then you go I'm going to go support these guys, I'm going to see them. You know in the in concert I'm going to buy the CD, because I liked so much. You know that I'm going to become a fan of this band because I downloaded their free is really gonna help you with this guy with his movie, I mean ones, is next movie of agony year from now or something like that me? Are you really going to be excited to go see his next work? Is it out? ties him amazing. Does he get anywhere, you steal and a shared bends if he was how good this movie is and how good of a directorate is, if you, if he was Quinton, Tino, doing Paul fiction? I down did that a black holy shit, I'm binational Blu Ray, I'm falling, I'm watching every movie. This guy doesn't mean I mean
Oh, I see that or you might just decided. Steel is next year because coming out like you really do you support them. Do you do that? I give you not something you like a do. Support yet are absolutely absolute. The idea to, I think, that's important man, it doesn't happen. Quite is often that issue though I don't think you know like you. Would you do that these as if you download a moving you really like it Dubai yeah. Tell I tell YA: Beowulf was one of our identity, bailiff and I work would, if you have a legal copy in your house, and you also have an illegal copying. You computer cancel it out, but I don't think that's how it works. You told the right. You should be able to have a copy as long as you're, not putting it up on some sites or something like that. If you have your own copy, what the fuck is wrong with yeah. You know it would because, like if you guys troubling alike you're gonna go to court for a hundred thousand dollars, but you have twenty four hours by this movie on DVD he'd have yeah, that's how it s, actually a good move right, move. Just right, just
do everybody, but you have to buy on Blu Ray and twenty four hour. It's a tricky argument. Man, it's a tricky argument because you know what what is going on the internet now is that anything can be broken down to ones and zeros mean these. These images, these videos is this song, MILES Audio files- it's all, ones and zeros flying through the tubes. In you know anybody but it up there in anybody- can pull it down and when you can convert movie- and you know you do all the time into into something digital. That's downloadable, Psych had a fucked. You control that now you have to just hope that you make enough movie enough my when the movies out and that enough people get excited about it about a dvd for the extra features knowledge it. But then people take the dvds after their release. They put those up. What what what I dont get is a friend of ours actually just got a letter from there. I s p
saying that a b c has did caught them, real downloading, a bunch and the Jew that ABC has caught them for downloading a bunch of shit and and in their like. This is just a warning. Nothing's happening right now, but we just wanted to let you know the ABC sent us a letter, and they know about your downloading said Chile fuck out well and what was crazy as it wasn't anything there was tv shows, tv, it was lost and stuff like that. It was even a movie so, but was he downloading it illegally? Yet downloading them illegally. Noise was do that because if these they have their own sites and there's pace offices. I know I just I was crazy: they ve got the conference some free. Instead of like him getting caught for, like avatar did he do this through bittorrent, as I did in the past, you know he's one of those guys yeah, but you know he's one of those guys, on my view, do the cedar, but he's gonna guys that, like downloads a movie and then keeps it seeding for like two months
really what I mean is that I'm honest people like below: how does that yeah? That's? Why would they caught him? Do you have a lot of seeding the right? Yes, that's why they call, but I am one has got eight months Dallas seconds downloading. Do torrent file. You know- and I wonder how many people like do that like they look at their shit. Ok, what how many, where, where all these coming from the coming from this one, and what is this guy doing? Look at us he's put up all these things that we have and it's coming from this one use, finally in his eyes and he belong. I think a lot of people don't even know how to use the torrent system so, like a gay live like young kids, your mom's that are like downloading sex in the city. They just keep torrent. When for life and what do they do? They know they get your ip from that of the final, your eye, s p, guys, please, your internet service provider when internet protocol is your specific number that everywhere wanna get online. If you don't know that you have a very specific number, it could be static or it could fluctuate, it could fluctuate if you have
up like every time. You do you get a different. I pay rent right, so what it is. It sees movie places putting out their own torrents and seeds in collecting ip addresses from, like they'll put their own movies out really ass? They so they put their movie out on purpose to see. If you download it. I think that's how one of their ways they are doing it too the dumbest shit. I've ever heard of that's like that. Should be by Betsy what they're doing is thy entrapment? I think that's a lot of it, though, is I live. It is if you download, like I downloaded Eminem seedy once and it was like all the songs were loops, and I think be so they shitty versions of it, but that's ridiculous did didn't Donna put out one I got a hold of that one. I would love to see that these Madonna put out
on where it was like her music for new seedy, executive defect and download music I'll. Kick your ass of some crazy about that. If you download music illegally I'll kick your ass speak. That to me sounds like you know, just the fact that their doing that, putting out bogus versions of it or versions of their shit where they can track you from you know it sounds at the end. That's that's! That's ridiculous! They're! Just trying to arrest people and scaring people now I think that's dumb they putting out versions of it to track people like really that's like that's like you putting out the bait you're putting it out there. You know, even if people already down late you're, actually putting it out there, hoping people will do things illegally with it, but it is out there because of you. That seems to me to be fucked up a funny story. Mad about these undercover cops that arrested other undercover cops. There was this whole drug deal that was set up between these
cover cops were posing as drug dealers and these other undercover consular imposing, as no I to the drugs and this fuckin dummies. They, what to arrest each other that so man I want to see that they are both undercover, it's! No. What state its download that Dell County unaware. That is how I should find out just so everybody knows, but the story is that these guys they went to their superiors and they said: hey we're about to make a buck North Carolina there there about to make this bossed. So they said they wanted to find out if They had anybody else. If somebody had anybody work, an undercover and they always say no to that shit because they could be dirty cops and the dirty cops could pay off drug dealers, so the drug dealers find out these guys are under cover and they so they always say no rights. Do you have any banana cover? No, so they
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the jail, because she had to be here for that sees both be here to Morrow. He spoke. I had all these classes dine in. She can't even get home. They do it. So there is doubt many plans is still being grounded because their volcano here well fuck and by the way when I was in Portland how crazy was driving down the highway. Seeing that Mount whatever Rushmore Rush, moral, which one would someone blew up food you well Saint Helena euphoria about raising seeing that thing in the Middle EAST, the huge volcano yeah, fucking, crazy people died from now on. I think so is there an organism wash and state has washed, and still I re state by being seen yet well we're we're we're on the corner of my guess. Portland in Washington is right next to each other cities, we're going to Washington over this bridge back and forth, A long sir. I was watching, show unseen. Armies were talking about the Pacific Northwest and how many times over the last thousand years it's been jacked
but civilization there so recently, not realize it. Civilization on the Pacific? Northwest of the United States has been the last three hundred years. It also and lastly, no mean, but before that there that it was Indians, of course, but I'm talking like big buildings and shed so the cycle of them getting hit by giant tsunamis. It happens every thousand years or so the whole sky. The country gets hit with some fuckin one thousand foot high wave and everything gets crushed. Guess it gets what would Tyler Durden Durden do dot com I looked up. Flights enters tons of fight, still go nine. So she was lying. So she says she's back, even more dirty, bitch, she's, probably dont Kirk and want to fly. Source essay. She can. She can't get a flight back to the states, because a volcanic ash from Iceland airports all over Europe are jam patterns impossible. I get to see what she sang, but Delta has five has stop flights from Paris to New York City and legs
they just went through found all these flights, so the fights not only there. There are flights but they're not booked. I guess that's what it's Tyler Durden do. What would Tyler Durden do he says that the whole thing is verify the people even give a shit. Follow this poor young kids all fucked up on drugs? Nobody thinks funny deal you know. Do you know it? You would be like if you were hot, newer Lindsey will hand you're twenty four years old Europe, Malta, Multi Fuckin, millionaire to sell their doing drugs, get stuffed every night. You know he'd be fuckin crazy, do who the fuck would not be crazy. I want to know what person could keep it together as Lens yellow hen put who could hook live, that girls life twenty three fucking years looks like she's forty been doing since she was a little kid mean Huda, who could keep it together? You know became famous as like a child. She went from basically from my junior high school to fuckin superstar
freedom, multi millions of dollars totally unrealistic life in the taught the whole time. We're still see developing sir you supposed to be growing as a human being a figure yourself out being secure and establishing yourself in the world while the whole time. That's almost be happening, she's getting millions and millions of dollars for being famous and for pretending to amuse who the fuck could do that and do it right The Jonas brother desire is right. Doesnt, those are ticking time bombs, my friend, those a guarantee he's those are social guarantees. No, no doubt they're gonna be fucked up Corey and Korea Feldman neither one of them could start from being fucked up. Even together. They weren't strong enough brand
together. You know, even if I mean I didn't know it when he died. Yeah that went away like people were like morning him outside this apartment down the street. For man like oh shit, he lived there around that dude had a bad drugs. Your mother, Fucker typified. I looked like I'm gonna growing up, really answer. No don't say it do you see? I did back in the day real answer so back to this. This Fuckin Miss America, because what I want a tireless how many people have said that this Miss America Chick is she's armenian, again some like that, lebanese sorry, Armenia's rapists right now, car Parisian was radio Bro Bob row? You can't look at sea lebanese and say Armenian, brow Pro, but this this chick. The most important thing is that she's american issues hottest fuck, does the dumbest thing ever ugh Youtube, you can't be
another country you, you know your family can't be from an arab country. I can't be considered an American just because we of issues with Arabs and other parts of world. I guess what fucking those are the same. People like what how Dahmer people that becomes an issue and that these these are their people that are actually debating whether she got this job. She became Miss USA because of political correctness and the open border nazis. Like look at some of the ship. These people have said, like this child, this chick right wing, pundits, whiten right. Why the Pandit and Fox Contributor, Michel Makin ranted that the girls name is key, lucky. If a k I mean sending fancies cheerleader are too busy touting the identity. Politics horn to care. What comes out of her mouth
and that the Miss USA pageant didn't want to risk the wrath of the open borders mob. What the fuck are you to see? You're saying that One of the other checks should have won the who I'd most like the fuck contest and you're upset that this chick one, because the reason why she one is because everybody's supersensitive and wants to support Arabs like really like how Is it that even miss USA becomes like a topic of debate with these fuckers shit? I got political correction topic on care, she's hi, you can be a terrorist she's hottest. Fuck and she she grew up going to Catholic School man. The whole thing is so fuckin poorly researched and, You do not make any sense, so you're saying that any body even someone grows up in goes to catholic school. They can't beyond the team as somewhere in their path, There's someone who lives in some other part of the world and those people are still there and really
what is that? How we're rolling in two thousand and ten I mean Africa is a gigantic group of immigrants, and this chair family, obviously, wherever they lived sucked and that's where they came here and the fact that they would actually argue that she does deserve the wind who had most like to fuck contest, because I mean it if she was fat, disgusting and now she was like some Susan Boil a can check and was totally ridiculous. Then I can see the argument, but how the fuck did you argue that checks not hot you can't. What else do you have to do to win? Monsieur say what is one of the, whereas the if they d have to dance the after talk, yea infidel settings? a bathing suit contest. I think you have to do like some kind of like we doubly idle talk, because that's how proposal boasted that carry predawn track sheep. He asked her by gay marriage. She after tat, I think you're only lead to have a small nipples Canada. Big area was they get to have like a certain breed look
a dog. This other check, Gretchen Karlsson, Bunch, a hate and bitches Peyton Bitches and on Fox thugs designs of accidents there are some dirt awesome and there's too pretty demure to talk about? Why? How is, though they are? How does it it's our use? How is it that their allowed call- I knows, but how is it that they're so like like that? But yet they have some of the most edgy cartoons and tv shows on their shows. You like Simpsons and family guy. Meander news is so like you know, right wing Rupert Murdoch? His shoe pursue purse super fuckin wretch and when you get that wretch there's only one way to be that, rather than the way to be that riches you now you gotta be a ruthless mother, Fucker businessmen and that's what he is he's a ruthless mother, Fucker businessmen and you're like that and super shrewd and ruthless. You want conservative politics, you want people that of protecting your money. You want to be able to to do things
are going to earn money. You don't want to have to hear about liberals and wine Agnes and fuckin environmental freaks. All you assholes are going to stop you from you know, making a good return this quarter. You know that it is when you get to be that super rich, very few guys, like TED Turner, that are that rich in a TED Turner's like this, you know humanitarian and I was always like giving the charities and in a very liberal in his network, is thought of as a liberal network CNN, as the only means as the one that I guess MSNBC is pretty liberal too. But you know it's you don't wash the US cartoon network and I like fun, No, sometimes man! Oh, I like it just and know that there are people out there like that Y hear Billow Riley in his fuckin, dumb smugness on like this. The guy out there like that? That is that satisfied with Himself- and he says fuck and dildo. They got busted leaving a message on his assistance machine about how hot she is he's a total hypocrite he's a fucking creep.
And in our and yet he is somehow another he's found this this this niche on tv, where people enjoy watching this nations that we, his knights and in these people, enjoy watching this fuckin buffoon ranten, rave and yell at people who go on a show and have dissenting opinions. Jefferson out, one wearing went on about some kid whose parents died and nine eleven. Who is saying that it was the kid was saying this is bushes fault and resume their attacking us in, and he just fuckin went off and the kitten, which is the whole thing which is so damn use. Key kicked him out of there and is like the hold out the way he has conversations hitches, fuckin, infantile and you gotta wonder whether or not it's like. Is he doing an act or is he that
a douche bag. Is it a combination of both and why the fuck is it so entertaining you know like listening the christian radio when you're driving you know it's. It's suit! A lot of people like TAT, bill, O Reilly guy. I think discuss there's a lot of douche bag out there and douche bag wanna hear from other douche bag. You know when you like one of the things he had Richard Dawkins, on whose this renowned intellectual an atheist and he rode up the God delusion and a couple of the books about religion and he thinks it religionist bat, and so he was saying to Richard Dawkins. Now You can't prove that God doesn't exist, so I'm throwin in with God like. You literally said it like that, like you know, if If it's true- and there is a god- I'm thrown him with God, you can't prove that there is no God which just like how aid you can't prove, there's no Cheshire cat. You can't proves that there is nothing you champion, preventive. It's never not prove you know, especially when it comes to like things like
Will experience has never disproven, you know the existence of Christ or you can't disprove. Someone's existence, it's impossible. I, the fuck, do you know who existent? Who did? in our science. Isn't there to disprove sizes there to show me some evidence of science funds, and they examine the evidence. That's what it's all about, what is no evidence and there's no way to determine one way or another. You can't disprove, you know you could take, I would like the shroud of turn- and you know this all. This is Jesus, his burial cloth, it sacred it and then you could do well. Ok, let's take a little bit of this clause and finer holders Oh? Look? It's only five hundred years, all how could it be Jesus cloth? You disapprove it that way, but fuckin dummy so this Guy has a huge presence on that network and he's got no. I got the number one show and cable and it comes like those kind of stupid new shows its issued show and its retarded it so bad
watch. It is man grace on that she on CNN, or should I say it right on our she's brutal, you know you fucked up at Nancy. Grace is talking about your. If Nancy Grace is talking about you, there's a dead baby or you know you, you drowned your wife or something right, it's something serious to some serious shit and she will hawk on the same subjects for weeks waiting for the next disaster to pop up the new, so she could switch gears. She talked about Tiger woods for two weeks. Key imagine being poor. Fuckin Tiger was just trying to some CNN find out what's going on the world and you got that happen, face all can't just talk and shit a budget for two weeks ago to figure I talked about me yesterday- she's done no chance. Dude she's done under four weeks is gonna, keep go
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you know a lot about. Why? Don't you teenage she's, like oh, that's disgusting and really pop up ads? They go there. It's just like. Are you really have you seen that video clip where the black eyes sitting with these three white checks and are talking about some new Grafton Burg spot shot? It's like a shot of colleges. Shoot inside of chicks pussy that you with a need only jabber, fuckin snap. Stuff, this liquid up there and apparently it makes sex feel better it like in aid in in it makes the enhances the G spot and so they do, this this whole thing and the black eye goes well so I guess she's enjoying penis. Now more, like you said that and all three checks. Like me, yeah, ok, yes sees enjoying. Actual relations again like you know, she tried to somehow another clean it up, even though he used here
the right terminology used a medical terminology and he didn't say anything really inappropriate. I mean that's what sexual intercourse his righteous join his penis, but someone or the fact that he mentioned in it was like he said. Fucking Andy Man three times or southern and also ensure enjoys penis and his black too, and so this is due Are we a half a hard on three white chicks? Talking about their chief spots get pumped up foxes anyway. That's why we're gonna approach, arguable together, but really, Fox, all three of them. Ladys. Let's talk about what happened on the air today, one should meet my locker room. Go in his dress candles. Little shit pulls out that big black fuckin snake they I'll just go asked her mouth with em. You talk about cock, my staring at looking down stairs if you weren't looking away and watching it on webcam and I'm gonna get you really if that is done,
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client for that big giant did he's fucking the shit out of town and he He doesn't. He ignores our and doesn't call her, and so she gets sad. So she calls you up and I'm sorry happen. Those love was a my fault, and you know I just we don't have to look. I know to can ever be together again, but can we just talk? Could just get together you like hey: what's the high language it didn't, I and you go over house and mixing and now you're on the couch together start making and she grabbed deck and she's just kiss new and cheap, squeezing the global she's. Looking for more progress is this when it and she stops and it's yours. We should do this because we shouldn't do this and then he look over on a night standards is fuckin hulking black guy in a picture frame that God has been delivered a dick to her for the past few,
and you just go who's that nothing can take. Nothing makes that new technology to figure it out like a Gazprom. They fix that. Can you take like I can anko out of your foot or to grow you dick the cannot fixed eggs. They can extend. It begins to take something by it and put it in the most. They can do that they can make a fake dick if you're, a Czech, apparently chastity bono who used to be shit when she is still shares daughter, but now she's a boy because she went through a sexual reassignment and they give us much hormones and they maker but I don't think it's a feels the same and I think it shoots loads its gross it when they take the dick make it a pussy where they have seen that What's with you, China really have manpower, hop fucked up Your wiring that you
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fucked up and when those not lady, yeah, there's force gets Dixon me trick people and then others. I think others issues. Yes, they just I mean look, there's a broad spectrum of human behaviour, it's very, very, very, very very likely to me that somehow or another just someone gets a wacky gene and they just shut down. I have a vagina. You know what the fuck did. You stay have this feeling like their missing something because they have a penis political commitment. That is a goddamned. I remember what the movie was, but there were some movie were with. Is this guy and a treaty were young, each other? You know, and you know and she's I into the train- was you're the guy in the goggles union having to dick anymore, so fuckin stupid, you chopped off. Dick I didn't chop up. My take a fuckin turned into a pussy. That's not I just wanna Percy, that's a dick! That's addictive,
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well, that is what makes you a man you give us more than is telling us all cancer and stuff like that. You're on manacled start getting more women. Like a wonder, that's a good question. You know I think, with with some guys they they one up supplementing the testosterone, because their balls don't work in oh I've heard of body builders haven't. Do that, like body builders get to a point where they they shoot so much tested, thereby their balls just shut down for life. There balls won't combat right, so they have to give himself testosterone shots. I was watching China porn the other day, I'm looking for a video, and it just happened to come up against. Like oh, I forgot about the damage to the products like the mexican drug dealer. Getting his head cut off to see the same thing. She has a huge dick, yeah yeah, that's that's it. It's a deck. Yet, but that's what I'm saying? What do they can? They can grow you dick and when they give you testosterone, your click grows the size of a thumb. It grows big like how big would you say
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just appeared out of nowhere and the whole deal attacked, you're so like yeah, like the inner fifties, ok and not like well kept like ragged I did in her fifties with bad tattoo and cut off sure like where her stomach was exposed and there's stretch marks from the night team Thirty's on that fuckin, in rather old leather saddle of stomach and her voice, a cigarette stinky breath it shouldn't have our tv either man whose mission a couple of tea. I mean it was If so she sat down next Brian and Brian leans up against her like this and will be leans up against her. She grabs his head, and he turns towards her and they start making out with the weight in my I gotta go Fuckin kid out here. How trunk is he? This is ridiculous dispatch
saw him hammered and by the way, we're at a table where the private little table. So we didn't know her. She's came over and sat down at our table and no one knew her. She's came over, sat down like she's like a monster and she saw a victim. And she saw TAT he was weak. She saw that he so slashed. He can keep us shit together, news, leaning back and when he like, closed his eyes and leaned his head back. She just moved in for the kill she made the physical contact and he didn't know he thought, girl and she had a an arm autumn like this, and he just responded to the physical contact that it was this hot wager. Next thing you know their tongue each other and you haven't on video, I gotta videos were don't fuck around. We both should I use other so he's ease tongue in this chick and then He looks at her and he looks at me and he goes like this. In the middle of yours,
her and though his turns away and she's like touch it is, is face. Nobody goes like this. I gotta go about and you get up and go to the bathroom and she got up and walk away, and you came back here. Did I make that old lady don't fuck with added value dude. I thought it was the waitress. I totally thought it was the waitress or why don't you stop me? Why we couldn't? how the fuck were you to stop. You she's down next year. You lean towards that pitches, planned it perfectly. How many times did she done now, but the next morning, when I was driving her back to deter hotel? did she should never moved in again right. She realised that you realise the actually. She took off right after that her face freaked out. You cause you freaked out and things like that she's. I want the fact that I do. She realised that she had some poor young man,
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I wouldn't do you in my fucking car, a needs looking at his watch and it is sir we're we're. Aren't you right now, you're the drivers is runway, whether they are porthos too. I guess we're going up. Are you come back and get me a ghost of course, where the airport egos five minutes. He was too in the car for he had been the car for an hour our. Why was sleeping, he went he got like when I got for when the money in the morning he went down there. The car was already there just told the guy. He was me, God car and woke up like an hour into the drive on the way to the airport woke up. Any memory of the night whatsoever woke up in the car with The phone rang in it literally that's what he literally had no idea what happened. He doesn't remember a fucking thing about the night wow, that's crazy! How terrifying must debate
to have like some like just like a litter of behaviour around you and you don't even know it though he created all these problems and cause all these people. A fuckin angry. You sure you don't even know what happened you to shit faced black doubt gone, and then he had to get on a flight like I'm, really long ass flight back home with that. Hang over fuckin eleven hours than Germany is being drunk and hung over on a plane is pride, the worst thing ever I hate it. What is it all? Just sleep? What what's the big deal? Is it harder? Is it really like you feel, like you're at high altitude, when you're on a plane, obviously you're at high altitude, but the cabinet pressurized? Is there the same amount of oxygen? There is if you're at high altitude, obviously not because like when you're at thirty thousand feet, that's like Mount Everest like you can fucking die up there, there's no oxygen. So that's a stupid. It is obviously way more oxygen than thirty thousand feet. Does it done question I can't believe Rasta. I blame the weed
but when you, when you're in a plane, is your hang over feel any word to me, it always does and Cecily in. Of course, I have, as it reflects analysed shit. That's fucking with me. So maybe it's worse gremlin, your assholes grimly my belly yeah there's something about planes, Even if you sleep our plane, even if you you know you go and come back, there's something about just gettin up there, Evelyn and come back. That leaves you feelin fucked up. Jesus deathly fear a little off. What is that? What is a plain? Do things the change of pressure, the pressure I mean: is it just getting in this tube with recycled oxygen and everybody's breed neuron air? Is that what it is? I don't think it's echoes access. Our report saying that those that recycling areas some of the best air and actually just like an old, wiser tale that night, it's bad for you and it's actually that filtering system in those plans or so Amazing, that's really personal. What the fuck is that the major so tired from flying
that Shit Jack's. You do there's no get around it. Ajax you! You know you what I so like to do when I land somewhere. If I have the time, I always have a hard work out, one. Hard work seems to be everything but have the hard work out. Man, they're gonna be fucked up for a couple of days. It takes a couple days to feel normally in what is it good? You know I was talking to think about this area out it's kind of on subject by about work out where you say I cow. You know how you can't even imagine make to me when I forget who is Jimmy camels was talking about this here they were he's when he gets them working out. He does not feel great. He feels awfully less ago sleepy feel sad. He hates it and such like that. But when you work out, you have the exact opposite feeling you feeling lucky. I know you're fired up and feel greatly for great, like a natural. I am like Jimmy Kimmel, though, when I work out it, I'm not happy I'm like miserable after I work out. Well, why do you think that is,
two reasons that one cause rub shape and work, and I was painful and then we'll cover is even more painful meal, but even when I was in her shape better in shape and out work out ice never have low. You ever really good shape. Yeah really yeah. I've been in shape couple times in my life so like where you workin out and you go. I was working on a really big enough. Six days a week, five days a week when you work in our Woodcock such don't, how much extra known like forty five minutes to an air of cardio then like TAT, really ten fifteen minutes of that was my prime was for now you like, really fuckin, sweat and even in Hawaii yeah, but never never enjoyed it. In always, did it won't after with dial have religious or runners high when its own, oh ass, the sea. I just wondered like I've heard you talk about it before and then came a talking about how it is exact, opposite form, an alike.
Same old. No one can tell you how you body works. Everybody's body has its own different thing. You know. Everybody's body works differently at different levels of efficiency, and some people's bodies need extreme amounts of exertion. They need exercise and mind could be because I grew up doing it As you know, my whole life of of I mean there's never been a time in my life except like in between surgeries, there's, never been at, I'm in my life, where I didn't have some sort of extreme exertion, whether its kickboxing or jujitsu, or lift and waits, or some or boxing for where everything was always explosion. Always at this, my bodies always been forced to behave a certain way and when your bodies forced to behave like that for over twenty years now it becomes accustomed to it, and when I take a few days off, I take three or four days I have this build up of energy were bought. My body is used to producing a certain man. I don't get any of that energy zero! That energy. I actually have the opera
it like, I think its veto is hired. Ninety I've never really been in the kind of shape their conscience, erosive yeah, I think from me, and ends with different vial mechanics or not. Biomechanics, Bio, Bio rhythms, rather biochemistry different people need different things out of life. You know some people need extreme exertion in some people just near walk. Some people feel great they just walk up the hill. You know they just go for a walk on. The neighbourhood may feel refresh. They don't need that extra extreme physical assertion in me. I need to hit the bag. I need to. Did you jitsu any decent kettlebells? I need to do it and when I do it, it's like, I could be myself. Then it's like I blow it all out, and then am I myself, but if I don't it builds up and if a builder, for one day it's tolerable two days, Little less tolerable three days will last A time for five days go by were no work out at all. I start getting very edgy. You know, I feel like people to me and they're not do not talk and quick enough
I'm a mug rude and like ok. Ok, ok, I get it. I get it. I get this. My patients is gone and have no patience. Caveman genes, I've got waiting. Caveman and me. You know there are some sort of a study recently that about people that have neanderthal genetics Europe's fucking, for sure I do grant for sure. If there's people out there have mandatory Jeanette Genetics in their system. I've got someone, that's for sure. Some Where am I live? Somebody fucking eight ape man. Somewhere way way back in my family's ancestry, someone fucked when I was a little crazy ape man where I'm like a lesbian tracking demand Marty. You are famine, Tommy feminine, but you like girls, would settle about Emma Lesbian trapped and means what you like fucker them. I know I'm dying lesbians like fucking six, do
do they do they put strap on Zaire and just get sat on our get fucked sad fate was checked and I wanted to be a dude numb, boldness, rubber DEC on a MAC. How great would pay for right, plucking add one really just talked or should I tell you what my real dickens that as rubber thing like tie on and strap and plays, and widows and debt if suit says sizzling the probably feel good open source rubbing against each other, the monotony of part they wanted stuffed their missing. A whole since that, when the middle that might get stuff, do you mean you throw out for Dodo in your profile the same or bound thing so ethics less lies. They feel pretty fuckin good. I mean I don't know how or less man's vagina feels, but I think had her sexual woman desperately need to get stuffed. That's why dude desperately need to often in them and just make sense what feels the best use of the magical Fuckin promised land to get
your hard supersensitive dick inside what policy and ah that's nature? That's it that's the great reward. The great reward is intense pleasure, because that's the way you make babies for a woman. The intense pleasure has got come from getting stuff to see only makes sense from getting a big fat dick to shoot go. Idea- and I hope that's what it is made- its debts and its It's a staple of our life and its is big, important part of our desires and our motivation to do things, but really is just a trick to make people you know and that that trick is gonna, be set up for clearly mean people been around for a fuckin million years. In this form, that trick is good. They got it down and if its, if it's down they got a good, then that means chicks must love big. Fucking dicks inside them, and if they do then scissoring is not going to be enough. It's going to feel good it'll feel good, but the reality is that question once you get filled up and want to get fucking stretched out with Cox on
you and looking at me in talking about come all day long. Uncomfortable certain tredah begun comfortable what bothers me laugh, we have much better sound now. So when I'm leavin in what used to not be annoying now will be annoying this week could use these microphones, but next we will have some club on jammies, because this is ridiculous. You know want to be standing here like a stand of communion. I do kind of like it, though the for the fact if I need to like drink water, do some like a go like this year yeah, maybe we should just leave electors because it may begin here might stand. It goes right here, that's right, yeah? We can only do that, but I don't want anything that knots as long as we have the headphones on. That's the move because for them This time we're doing us not just look we're worker.
The retards and wished shoestring the shit together, but now it looks pretty killer we got, but we had a mixer board and Shit Gaza listed by the way out of focus is not something that you can turn off doesn't look like it. We got a sound board now connected to stew, laptops connected to this high level, mp3 recorder, Danny and it's all just mish MASH Fuckin Sea of irish and that all creates podcast. Hopefully thou be enough. So now that we have a sound issues at away, eventually, we have to deal with this goddamn green screen that step two of this couple different. Options to do it, but all of them seem super fuckin, complicated and pay. In the end. I think we just do a tv. You get a free tv. We couldn't
checks should out. We can turn it off the problem as things we couldn't do it through this stream producer. If we're gonna, do it right what a good thing that the castor the fuckin track asked her. I think I can go through. Think you can do it through that. So then we would have this entire. The same audio set up. I think it's way overkill do try Castra through you stream producer damages We will not win evokes on twitter. If everybody knows tat, give us but waited to do a green screen. If you now, if anybody knows throw me up some message or a link on twitter at Joe Rogan, there's gotta be some tech, audio vision, wizard out there? That knows it using the law. We should tell you stream was the best hook up I'll tell you she knows. Stop doing those ads. They have these as it would pop up every thirty seconds. Member there's a bunch people who commit in both cases it wasn't just add that popped up it was like took over the sound and audio and video those ridiculous who was afore. Was it Macy's mainly with? Why would Macy's one
anything you do it may do they have Fuckin guy. I'm talking about ghetto gatherers, wish. You know where to your mother dildo. That was discovered twenty eight thousand year old Then you know how do they know, though it was a dildo not just like an ear cleaner air carrier, asylum big is your ersatz because it looks like a big stone dick. Eight inches long, maybe less Fergus. I was used for something else. What was It was used to strike flints. Do they had all these marks on it from someone striking flints, but that she could have been the husband like Gimme that fuckin VI, greater gimme your gimme, a dildo. I need to make a fire a yellow, angry and shed. He was attacking the dick could have been that for us. The reason why use it as a dual purpose instrument, but maybe a smart move to have an almond if you dont want to have that stones laying around the cave why not use it for dual purposes as import linen? They had the fur or that the biggest tat rex.
The bones, the best relation not know tee rex tea with real, had the biggest collection t Rex, and it was, I forget how many seventy percent real bone. Woe, like the whole thing, was up, and it's so weird sitting there by that skull of his dinosaur. Its thinking. While that used to be a fucking monster he now there was a real thing, so weird you're allowed to like go up to it and touch it. See it. I wonder how many things existed, that there are not fossils of, because one of the things we you start like reading things about fossils and about you know, archaeologists in all these different people are treated, did dig up the path ass to have is that it's really difficult to make a fossil? Like fossils, don't just happen all the time like animal has to get trapped in mud raft, die and in some sort of a landslide or something that they have to be somehow another preserved, which usually does
happen. Usually when someone dies they wrought in their bones, get eaten up by animals, tissue gets eaten by animals and bacteria and they're gone. They dissolve how many fucking things existed that aren't enough so record, you know propping up his alot pry, the majority relieving sire. I would imagine you would think, though, that species around from millions and millions of years right most of em and other round for a long period, time and then eventually they die off and before they die off for whatever reason, without a plenty of opportunity for at least a few of them to get stuck places, we did. We know so little. It's so crazy that we try to reproduce the past or figure what happened in the past by studying what was left behind its like a giant crazy puzzle. Wouldn't it be more when it being credible and what maybe this be possible some day if they figure out
like say if they make a model like of of the of the earth like they know like what existed as far as like. If you could do, of course, sample of the earth, you can determine like what the temperature was like what the environment was like what animals and plants existed, and what, if they could, put all these data into account Peter what have they could put like core samples and what we know about climate, illogical change on the shit put it into pewter, with the known all the known animals that exist today and literally one a computer program that goes backwards and evolution and takes us to what existed tens of thousands of years ago to hunt thousand years ago, a million years ago, ten million years ago, and you have to account for known asteroid impacts, known craters, known things that probably wiped out almost everything that they're they're gonna get to a point in time, computational scientifically technologically, were there
literally able to recreate the past with a computer. Tell it, but son, what kind of crazy world we live in a wants. There will be dead. You think Sonya don't think, I'm not a confident. We may see the beginning. I think we're gonna see crazy shit dude. I think you with your bloody, but all you might not me. I'm gonna live to be a couple more decades for sure I got. You done so. Mr Solana, sixty two years old looks like a fuckin, the stud. If he's alive he's alive and I last till next pound to kiss. You know when you think, when you think you gonna go Sunday Sunday, don't say that I'm in a measure our dont of would be reborn in your nature. That's creepy, really creepy, because I'm about to have a new child, you don't even know if Brian died. Tomorrow am I my daughter, woke up or came out of the pussy looked at me. Why does a great hey I got would be restricted and start saying things like that Brian,
as a first words like shit, Brian says all time we find a way to do it? Don't come back, that would be the very limit there let my wife saga than the second, my wife, that's creepy, fuckin weirdo, but would you come back as a baby, a bay girls, Darkness party began roasting measures can relax a baby girl and you have the mind of a man. Thirty four year old man, trapped in a baby girl has fake dicks, o Brien, O Brien, which are fake, Tik Tok. Let's go to the chat. Synthesizing interesting and unbiased urinating lets us. This is the role of the internet. What for me, link what the fuck is that guy saying. If you survive the next thirty years, you could possibly immortal through cell regeneration, yeah that is possible or it might even be weirder. What does the re Kurtz will idea? Is that we're gonna be able to download consciousness into a computer? That's a very possible
dear. You know if they can figure out a way to to make some sort of our reproduction of the human mind like like some some sort of a computer that actually, whether its software hardware issue, will you reproduce all the functions of a human brain and then, somehow or another download consciousness into that computer. You can use that and replicate it and you can. You could let like literally exist in a bunch of different. Computers. That would be very strange if it was all happening like say: if you downloaded your, consciousness into computers, but your consciousness was still attached to those computers So, instead of you know, being able to live a different life inside this computer? Would if, like that life is going- at the same time like an echo in your head and everything you do is like doubled and tripled and, like you, go fuckin crazy, because you're consciousness is in a bunch of different computers and all these differ things, are going on at the same time it it's all inside your head and he kept fuckin get away
you ruined it. She got to find the computers, have your consciences in it and fuckin kill them. Just it the man this in your head is a fuckin, crazy, echo, because you're living thousand different lives all at once inside fucking computers, addicts, Melick Pussy, I forgot take action. This morning, was asked how bad loves good value and love pushes nonsmokers, which pushes to smiles none or awful nets. Small passages that slight pussy, where he has like pussy. I think you thinking that a slight pussy but really you're dead loads. That's what I think- and I think you get excited smile on your own legs. That's what it is for all those who are trapped in your underwear. Maybe right, I think that's what it is. Man but voicing who these rampage verses were shot who's gonna, win customers. Gentlemen, and never never,
answer I dont know who the fuck is gonna win. That's whether fighting man, that's the whole deal I'm not doing comedy when I'm coming to Vancouver this time, because I was pushed through the Red Robinson Theater, but apparently they have some sort of a corporate thing that they booked for three days in a row and they can't cancel it and that's the only time I'm gonna be there and and what we do in another clubs. I always do their cloudless or to have an agreement that is a big theatre, so
this time. I'm not gonna be doing shit, so I'm gonna go find bad Bobby. I'm gonna go eat stake like men. You share our Vancouver. Are questions here, see talk about ovaries, you didn't you know over him is merely follow. You see right. You didn't see the strike force on Show Tom, you poor fool. You must have everything Showtime dude our star over aims and mother Fucker beat the shit out of breath. Rogers barometers that guy that fought fate or last Bianca now go fuck care about some thanks, not that fight bumper sticker idea, real Catholics, fuck kids, while in critical points on a bad questions here in this trap, do no mark embryos. You know that guy's other extraditing him or have extra him to America was God spent five years in jail for selling seeds sees it. May people happy pot seeds me while his own country, not only the knot
asking him he's want roam the streets free. You know he was. In his own country, who is fine and their extraditing him, because the other saying he's responsible for millions die to sales of seeds here in Amerika owns, ran a drug empire by selling these seeds. You know what I'd pretty fucked up it's fucked up. I know I don't feel bad about because that's the risky take when you have to do shit like selling seeds and stuff. Like that, you know I mean I don't feel bad. I mean I feel bad, but I also like, if I was selling marijuana seeds, I would know that hey there's a slight chance. I could be for some, but in country does not in his car it's totally legal problem whose shipping unto to America. If he never shipment, America just sold when Canada he'd be gold sounds like he's done for No, they don't give a fuck, I mean they do when they have to deal with shared, but the reality is its, It's not really legal in Vancouver but its legal. I mean they tolerated they just let it let it happen that smoke shops and shit. Just like Amsterdam up there. You know you can just go it's more.
We in this mother fucker was just on the up and in the open with it and seldom seeds to America, and Their rather extraditing Mps have to five years in jail, and these are the young man. It's a long aspect in time to be locked in a cage for plant. That makes you silly. You know the fact that that still even debated into that ten that would be wasting any resources or processing prosecuting anyone for pot. It mean even a little bit, even if the other saying he broke the law, so what the law is for stupid, it's a dumb, fuck and law, the law, but you knew what he was doing. So why it doesn't matter. The laws DOM were first, if his hair, all in do yes, but now we should be able to do it. You should be able to put a guy in jail. For that. That's ridiculous! I entreat island ten weeks so many discrepancies, so many fucked up situations in our culture. How gambling? How about the fact that, due to getting busted, haven't poker games? You know that people getting busted like their breaking open, private poker game,
cops are coming and taking money and shed. I've read a bunch of stories about shit like this happening. Where people are getting in trouble for gambling plank or with their own money, While the reasons why have you are these goddamn indian, not another zoning Roman than any, to seal, we have to go to any lengths. You can have one you can I see no like down the street from your house like that. There has to be in certain places and the only place games in that minnow mean there's a lot of em in California, in those bell flower and as a fuel, but in most parts of the country is very difficult to find casinos and he can't play poker online because its illegal. So if you want play online. You have to do go through like a third party, and it's like you have to like, send your money to someplace, it's fucking all cryptic and we're. Do you know what the fuck is happening and it's all probably illegal anyway? If you get in trouble for doing it the way you're doing, and even if you do it through a third party, you could probably get some sort of a fine or something for me now. I know what they can do to you, but it's illegal. You know, but me one Movement is fuckin, lottery mean
EL the lotteries, the worse odds available ever for gambling, Europe based find? Someone who's a lottery attic, some poor, fuckin He was in front of me today the gas station and get a gatorade with my gas was gateway theme day. You have dinner and a half year I'm gonna get her in this poor lady orders. Like ten of these things and she's like furiously scratching at these tickets, they, like this Ladys like addicted man like look at her she's just a little the plan, the worse odds, ever she's pot, ten tickets. What are the odds at any then we're gonna be any good, pretty fuckin love you ever want anything from those before now have only ten bucks I want a free to, want to play there a lot the lottery, I want a free ticket, I played every ticket, I lost, I was done there. Was it never politian, but then the fuckin. The answer astronomical on the other, the hook is that if you do when so much money, oh my god, you could do a dollar dollar dollar four hundred days and also knew when five thousand dollars woe and they put a hundred
investment, but it was worth it and then, once you get that one five thousand dollar hit, you get addicted commoner when the super Fuckin power oh jackpot four hundred million dollars be set for life and so the gun minutes that the biggest fuckin dealer when it comes to a gamblers in own governments dish and about you. Can you can you can but lottery in every fuckin state. Probably right, there's your state. We can't gamble. A week ago the lottery thing so about goddamn stock market. That's a fuckin gamble, that's a gambling legal working for can play poker, ridiculous. We live goddamn nanny state to marry, Brian Soothing Gonna die pretty Eureka shit is again worse. Is it This is because, emanating twenty, you haven't eaten in a long time now is a low energy show, and that's why this guy one five hundred dollars and got a new flat screen tv. Congratulations quit now in your way ahead. That's a good move taxes.
Such taxes yeah, but is a problem with the idea of taxes, taxes, taxes when it comes to poker just make people pay acts has just extra oppressive to pay taxes the knot, right. You now mean you know you just may make people fuckin make em accountable. You know of. Really want me. That's all taxes wages for discussing as it is in our view, especially for a forty percent tax bracket like a lot of people. Are its gross governments, never get half your money, that's fucking, completely ridiculous! You make a hundred bucks a get fifty or forty bucks. That's stupid. That doesn't make any goddamn and let us protect yourself and set up a bunch of different shit so that so that they don't Take a small slice out your pie. You know yet moved in Nevada. You know open cooperation or do a bunch of different stupid things so that you can have Less money out there that they get to steal from you know, or just taken ass like me and just give them all the money you got audited, you got ordered like a mother fucker what happened son to make of it.
But the irish sexism they're going out at me again this year Well, you did it because you used one of those programmes and you try to take a lot of different things. I term attacks and then I used home office blah blah blah. They just don't like it when you have I'm off ass. A guest didn't like him when you have a lot of exemptions. Is that what it is? What I would like right off, like you know, like electricity right off like gas and You know driving because its home office yet and stuff, like that. You know whenever it by batteries and stupid stuff like that right, I thought it might cause. I buy everything online saw what I was thinking. I have receipts for everything they use credit cards and buy online world. These mass cardinal. These guys decided to hey we're not going to save all your stuff or only save the last year, so they changed. It were used to be that you'd. Have you go back that ye? I was able to go back at three years and check out my statements like three years ago.
But he stopped its announced only one year sides lost like all my receipts, so then what so? You never kept anything and hard former about Mars online. The ass I got coming fuck by one if they did their in cahoots with I'm saying nobody. The rather tax breaks for contacts, Mastercard Is this and you don't have to keep that shit. Twelve years twelve months. That's enough! Dude whole chief, ten twelve years fuck them. They should have focused there's no files, not your responsibility, as our group is not I mean we're we're just providing the servers and am fuck em fuck the record Burnett Shit, where they run at heart, space over a Bank of America. That's ridiculous that twelve kilobytes file, you can't you fuckin in bed, counts. The iris in itself is supposedly illegal lobbies. Wacky people, don't think you should pay taxes that, where the but does the money go? That's the crazy thing! When you really look at taxes, there's no there's no receipt itself
Kay Mister Johnson. You spend thirty thousand dollars and taxes this year, and this is what we did with your money. We spent this tax amount on your local middle school in X, amount on this and you know x, amount went to that now. You don't get a fucking receipt, they're, not accountable. That's the problem! That's why, when you hear about like crazy, no bid, you no contracts- and you know that they're in in bed with these fucking Halliburton and all these different company in getting these crazy fuckin contracts than money wines are missing in psych. Will you they can't count four billion, dollars and it's. This is mad clusterfuck of money in a big grab like who is stealing when it comes to dislike bank thing. This whole bank bail out thing when you look at the money and took about seven hundred billion dollars and all this money, fly and left in white and people still getting bonuses and is there? Is it really? They have an account? system for all make we're
tell like where your tax dollars went to this bail out how it was used didn't even after I can tell you, don't even have to tell you, but yet, if you file attacks report, mother fucker, you better have receipts for everything You better have received for every goddamn thing you want an exemption for, but when you then why did you do with all my tax dollars? What do you do you used it to get these bankers. What about these Baker set it up? You know they were shorting there. Making sure that they were protected on both ends. There were selling clients a certain stock than gamble, that stock was good. It failed. You should probably not talk about the irish to hush problem. Amazing Duncan Turk, trestle to get the best advice. Don't talk about Lucas, It is I'm talking about the whole system. Man man it is incredible that it set up that way and that politicians don't do a goddamn thing to chain
Obama was swearing before he got into office that he was going to end no bid contracts, and he just gave the former company known as Halliburton. I guess they changed her name to something else. But he just gave them some. Five hundred million dollar no big deal exactly what he said. He wouldn't do that. Mother fucker more than two hours in ten minutes, Joe once would be in the sand at his vagina. Certain but hold bleeding He's a tired man, everybody Saint wake up, people sing, wake up red bear the make up. People are sad.
Fifty percent goes, the military doesn't really who the fuck knows. Does anybody know in the actual numbers are of money going to know tat? I let's take a couple. Questions will go to the board, see if anybody has anything interesting to say, and this is a trial hoodie by the way, as in the movie tron. Look at you, you really are fuckin nerd her you for real, so argues Facon, nerd, damn right. Yet, Stone Cold Steve asked an end, Bruce Buffer, we're on shared out radio. Today, oh good times could times. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we went to the entire broadcast with me. Saying bananas I said
try to say like as little as possible as well, because, like that's annoying like man, is the feed usually choppy how many people on a stupid thing, a thousand people? That's our regret at work, good for good four thousand people other than that people are gonna bail out. Eventually, these countries stimulating plan. Reading questions now been going on for two hours sky says: oh he's, quoting me twice in my life I developed blisters on my dick from Jackie at my suspicions are confirmed. There are others in other suspicions Strasser. What do I think that is cigarettes? I think that chemical they use.
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swelling goes inside the ear and the inside ear can get infected. His do Dave, Tyrrell GO fought for the EU of Sea for awhile and dumb he's of very, very accomplished. Granular he's had like some serious problems with his ears were, is actually had to get his ears cut off his head. They actually have peel is ears back fix, whatever the fuck was aunt and then so them back on his head yeah, oh bar yo, that things like that make me not want to stick to tip of my ear, but I can imagine if you know I had a cigarette thing, fatter, singer thing and I was living with someone who smoke in our time, especially when their rest out and they fuckin fire that cigarette of news the relaxation from across her face. I've seen it with you dude I've. Seen. Does you talking about your thinking about I've? Seen that look in your face many times we ve been freaking out so much from driving me crazy, intake. That sounds delicious.
And I see the relaxation just a calmness wash over you. What an evil trick, and you know what the calmness actually is. It's actually satisfying that monkey on your back- that's really all this not like cigarettes. Make you com, it's that the lack of cigarettes makes you tense, and when you get that cigarette in your system, then you become com. What a terrible trick I get so goddamn addict, we're not talking about something. That's so addictive! You have to do it once a week. You know that's addictive. You know some people addicted to certain things and have to do them like once a day you're talking about reed. Fifteen twenty five minutes. That's crazy, whiskers twirling, your hair. It's not that it's so so popular How many people in America smoke cigarettes like forty
it's a big fuckin number and not a single politician ever says a goddamn thing about stopping it. Whatever do which go. Do a gentleman, that's my that's my advice to you next gig. I don't have anything come up to be honest with you in America, my next, Eggs are Jews, and teeth and Saskatoon Canada, Jew eighteenth at Grand Prairie, Alberta and June nineteen, in when a peg, so those are my ex calmly gigs and then the next one, the next big one in America is well in June. At the time the improv in Irvine, O Brien, doesn't have that about my count. As on the eastern counters, not been I'm NATO fucking used in counteracting son. But that's towards the end of June. I met the Improv Number, twenty, something something something and then July. Second, at the house-
who's in LAS Vegas. If you want to find out the actual schedule. You can go to jail Robin dot net and get it there. They found a whole based this guy says when he talking about son, you can't you say things: that in capital letters they found a hole in space, do mean a floating vagina. What do you mean? Is it a monster, but all? Why do you need where headsets? Why why? Why do you care what he for we had said, Sir, what's wrong with you, what is this whole in spacer? Can I Google hole in space and will you will you be vindicated, or will it be some fuckin snoops debunked article? Whether really is HANS base, huge hole found in the universe, two thousand and seven. While things take a while to get this guy, maybe he's in Ohio, the universe, a huge hole in it that dwarfs everything anything else of its kind to discuss
we caught astronomers by surprise. The whole is nearly a billion light years across its not a black hole. For which a small sphere of densely packed matter rather than ordinary look at that were San Diego huge earthquake, his head really maybe a five point, something it looks like a huge five point, has nothing as the cow is the California Nevada fall on yeah exec whereas telling last time how's was a million look all these earthquakes. So don't move to Santiago Vocs, San Diego than is pretty nutty so the Pacific Northwest is due to their we're. Talking about that in some paper I read about organ that organs due for another Fuckin gigantic blast. Anyway, fucking hole in the universe, son. The universe is, populated with visible stars, gas and dust, but more of the matter in the universe is invisible. Scientists know something. Is there because they can measure the gravitational effects of the so called dark matter voids exist, but they are typically relatively small. Will this fucking
boy this jerk gargantuan hole was found examining observations made by using the very large array the Vila telescope in Chile, funded by the national science found yeah they're, still some shit out their folks there's so, more shit out there. Then we have mapped out and understand it's it's one of the reasons why we turn into Fox news. It's one of the reasons why we're fascinated by who Tiger woods? It's fucking, because the universe itself is to scary and too much of a just gigantic reminder that we ain't sure. And with that note. Ladies gentlemen, thank you very much for turning into the park asked flashlight dot com go there and by something and fuck it it's it's way better than your hand, and I don't think it's that expensive. How much are those things sixty nine, so but is it really orders as well, I told you think about how much money spent on dates with girls, don't like hoping that you can fuck them when you could save them. And then you can reviews that flashlight over and over and over get its people a good clean. It's really not that hard. Now, not just hook it up to that put up the fossil.
Where the fastened on your come scored that works out the back and have no problem with higher, and then you get legal or squeaky in their Ramadan or just like you. The coming the book is coming good. It's it's doing very well, it's it's weird. Taken a long time. It takes a long time to write to actually write something out. It would have been proud only way easier. If I tried to transcribe it and just talk, but you know use like maybe dictation program or something like that, but I don't think it'll be as good as it gets better the slow process to write things out when you do just write things out. Your forced to editor me for storing, go over them again and see the like the poetry of the of each sentence. It's much much better for reading. I think if you actually write it out, if you actually just talk it, sometimes you you know you gonna, it's gonna be a smooth as if reviewed it. It won't be done. Do in October. That's ones do takes a long time to these fuckin thanks a lot.
When I thought blogs are easy. I blog, but a blog up. The most took two thousand words of a giant one. You know one that takes like six or seven hours, but it doesn't matter because no one's paying me to do it. So it's like I did. I do my best. I do what I think it is, and I throw it up. There was like this I'm trying to put more attention for So that's it! You know twitter are its Joe Rogan. You know my website Joergen dot net, and I told you about the upcoming dates in June. In Canada and in the Irvine Improv and in July Second, in LAS Vegas at the House, a blues will be fucking party looks like Samara. Please don't tell me, should be fuckin, crazy Trouble I've never seen a wholly areas very funny, guy shut automatic version. I folks that's it week. We will see you next week same time same bad channel. It's almost.
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