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PODCAST #72 - Ari Shaffir, Brian Redban

2011-01-18 | 🔗
Date: 01-18-2011The raw, live, and uncensored podcast of Joe Rogan. With  and.
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and he gets it take a week after the marriage or something like that is from the same guys i believe early brother here they made some great should stay made something about mary to read his book was about being a comic about stand on i think so if i remember decent living and in making our apartment with his brother i believed been doing commie i can't remember at their ease coastguards the comedy writer is what it's got jude you ve gotta watch speaking a comedy gonna watch dennis lerius new calmly central special i was it must be a good how your i like that hot like an actor never really done stand up has to write his own material and play a stand up in a movie real is it just is it just rusty its death this is not in funding it is a missing what's funny would ever have him pakistan
one of my house right now we want to giving you can always go to death squad studio to do it is the type of guy that would you like kind of threat noon for talking the truth this is not a good guy in the hold those seen as just ugly but it was fascinating watching it aye aye route for people man i wanted it to be good i would not get work out and stuff he's on the same guy you vanilla thanks i wanna know i'm never either how are you actually i think he lives in the east coast i route and i swear to god i read for everybody better read for everybody to to get over there bullshit now everybody needs
dunce shady shit in the past if he even began to feel that this issue to a route for a sort of god but i thought it was an diseases a void it was avoid here is my favorite comic when i first started was an open microphone six months with my favorite comic really i used to kill her who destroyed and like so much more rather than anybody there were sentenced age so much more like my my kind of comedy and like to tell the people that i was hanging i wasn't like that the shit that i was used to help ease the hard people you know like the comedy those used to us all from mostly from boxing gems from my mind my box and coach joe like the guy who had its finger bitten off a street fight and had it oh attached worse finger was curled permanently so you could keep throwing right hooks not kidding he had to stop might don't put curled added though this package for dollar right yeah was crazy was on he he's fucking animal
i want to tell all the stores that i know because i don't know what he wants to get out there but these are devising outperforms that kind of surgery there's been drowned this did they argue that finger back we told the doktor president a bunch i didn't want to straight finger and that would be terrible it gets stuck in the box and glove because i couldn't move you couldn't articulate the finger anymore because the nerves were gone there are several parliamentary dialogue somebody a bit his fucking finger off the street how does it get to that movie like wildfire you losing my read my life my friend my point was a bouncer at the rathskellers whose professional boxer what i mean you drink occasionally but we mustn't drinking when it was there and he didn't look like a killer he looks like over is a very smart guy too and is very well spoken but he's a straight south boston thug and he worked glasses and ship is a pro boxer and so he just totally get off
just lighting up has wrought college students guides it would get stupid and guys who again his face and got in who would allow them to leg literally almost pick on him before he would knock em unconscious yeah just say i'm telling you this sum you guys are making a big mistake that unites us is not the way to go and live in your life and then he would just turn animal you fuck it fuck you fuck you put a really oh what what but bake it would just just t off armies pro boxer was you good one and then other friends without you got knocked out by a nerd not anyway since he would knock em also scary they would all just slack jaw ways have their animals their animals nuke that whole aerials fishing knock it out at all is the craziest place i've ever been of never mean in what i do shows there like last summer there to show their at that that the theatre in the wood to be the combat zone if we get the name of their inaction come it used to be the commonly connection now to fear the wilbur the wheeler here it's what the hell is cool africa but you
their savages they're just wilder people more willing to fight there there more than my own excellent point about shit the less likely deal bullshit take your shit in other less likely to let you get away with anything just certain shit that people get away with in california that i didn't realize like when i came out here that people lived like this that like actor talk you know like you know when you eat your people in autumn the sad and just talking straight actor talk no one ever calls them when the bolshevik like what you sounding like that in parliament everybody calls everybody on everything you know ever get to put on airs there's out of lonely fights there is this one so i mean area look out me but it also why there's somebody comedians come from that area so any comics came from that spot man whenever happen
dave more dell i was thinking about him the other day as he's doing so they end up he's gonna show for awhile yeah yeah funding had some sort of a from standing for a good common man he's hilarious i got to work with him in new york did show with who in new york is really funny but his eyes like real solid professional really the timing good right writing and i what happened there there i did stand a pleasant and it was an actress that was doing yeah she's on the phone and she says yeah i'm doing stand up tonight it's my first time it's can be easy rejoin at walsh it's gonna be so easy i just paid fifteen dollars and what it is it's like ten people go up in the audience votes and i'm gonna fuckin take this is no mean it's this would be like if just never talking talking shit about how easy it's going to be i wanted to stay but that would be the
comedy errors are not going to watch their lawns fascinating know every time you see someone yes are you ve never done and you're gonna be all some lessons of that aren't you ve never done it jack the owner was this out back around they're just leg just pointing at home you know like this laughing is ass off this people to think they're gonna be awesome at everything before they are those of the deuce bags the world because i've never tested themselves and develop character we're character comes from its failure nice meeting you know and being shown in our humble no and feeling the humility and knowing ok you know what man and no one's perfect this is crazy like all my hubris of youth that's all illogical and it doesn't make any sense but the people to keep it like forever and they have in their thirties and shit fortys and ages they think they can do anything but you tell the manager the congress of vienna at thirty nine he thought he could still play on some the nfl and start a quarterback his dude i stood on aren't for real and what could be more pro but i can beat
guys out were like how cocky geared to be physically now you ve never been anything second of all your thirty nine even if you were great you still can't compete now the only guys who can shooting competing like when there are no late thirties and fortys and shit like the first of all the very very recent so you have to start thinking about varietals you have to certain chemicals because the way we all want to think that everybody is doing but his natural and just doing squats and i dont want to chaz judgment on anyone but when you look at like forty year old athletes there was no bread farms when i was a kid they didn't exist there's a forty year old dude playin professional foot bar why in the superbowl are used it me a guy's got gray hair what this isn't even register like bernard hopkins there's no been someone like bernard hopkins she form and when he won the title was forty sexual or when he knocked out michael more but left
it's getting his fuckin ass kicked before that any hidden with like some legit old man strength and i mean like george one wishes are old strong tough dude he never looked like a young guy when he was older he looked like a big ass strong old do that fuck you up and he worked out real hard you pushed oxen shit is dr way and he was that one of the pioneers of like chopping logs those like old old old training shit back in the jail louis is right it all back but if you look at like bernard hopkins forty six men and he looks like he's thirty it's the crazy ever there's never professional boxer i don't know i can't say but you're saying it's weird and beyond weird it doesn't make any sense has never existed before sugary landed when he got to his leg late thirties it was a rap you know everybody out it's a rap for not hopkins forty six not even forty one even further thirty or forty six annie's outbox in super athletes
the reason what's that former like defend its title three times molly for tommy marking lasted tommy morrison so did he descended he might now offended knocked out money more was a champion tommy morrison had some wacky belt one from george foreigner beach or foreign authorities as a contender when you got a pretty short tommy morrison one the title pretty sure i know you'd be george foreman indecision decision over this that used a tiny like folded it around and then back like london i like is london belts belts rambler it is time what are these none i know there are like the leather belt state like we're really long and then you had in a kind of around how you got it all right now with a vision that long another time why would i will says
becomes more vacated the title that's bizarre would understand assortment vacated title maritime i got through in the garbage can yeah you know the problem with boxing for real super crook if it's not just super crooked there so many organizations there's not just one you have seen style organization in a lot of people bitch about you of sea bream and beaten a monopoly release you know when you have a monopoly at least you got like one clear world champion there's a w b o the i'd be f the w b a the w b c and above of other ones that people sure they should take seriously the zone gary original dynamically somewhere retires makes about open want two sides like well who do we think the most deserving of yeah they do that lead airborne fire they did make guys fight they all make a decision on their own who actually
exactly i mean that's why what is it with you have seen strike forces because now we have in our strike forces has is big heavyweight tournaments come monopoly enough aid or in over a lot of good guys know tournament man but it's it's almost kind of annoying it's like man i want to see everyone fight everyone i wanted to be one big giant leap there's gotta be away they can do that the push for them baseball to have a job and his verses miracle will champion really real world a real world chap and that would be the shit out of the window of the dope you know be dub i hate to say but i would load of japanese dues came up here kicked americans ass his son of a bitch one son of a bitch communists have area this should be a where were you the problem as no one can be won't do those can say what you have seen strike force no one can be willing to say now than the guy wrapper whoever the champion as he represents your organization and you know each guy fight it outreach wake last that's like too much of a downside
look i know you know that you cannot have been fair and whether you have got all the champions and strike hours while they just go out of business and its tricky whither they can't have it is enough to have a title you can have a title you know it's weird you got any ideas is the champion over there and george saint pierre the champion over here but why are there not fighting so long as they cheat nicky as happy in the key panem you know they're not gonna fight smokers drain away generates unaware of from two because he is he gonna fight with joe
it's in the hospital after they were after artie argued when there are the hospital and nicky i jumped him in a hospital had ivy bags on and share these penis like amid a hassle stockton get out of their minds him him and his brother are their learn how though those guys the real deal that fucking around don't talk shit unless you get you fuck you face but we hung out with them and we hung there was a chick at some bar were there and we like a forty five minute drive to get back home and the younger in the tourism also store was trying to get him some the girls again to it right so the garden off and get a wheeler carry combining work about messages over there can you get back to morrow she was fond of a just war girl at the bar right so let's get you come on let's go so we got the back seat and then he got really cold she's not rambling yeah she's our wrapping randomly he got really cold to work as one of my biogas chateau misuse autistic what
our behaviour makes complete sense now i dont ass it was weird and quirky so autistic people are well aware that they have an issue here and she was doing tongue the blow out gas sound so this pounding it and am rapid three minutes of his dick low and she's a wiggers yeah i drove her back to her some resuming is known as i was at a banker now so i grow and wish you wrap legal background that's what i knew seemed all those things it's kind of apparently for myself this sums very special about poor white people that act like poor black people is a weirdness to it man there's areas when like white dude are like real serious about being street and acting like is it is a poor thing now no not necessarily mean a little bit of a chore i mean cuz their world interacts do know that they're intertwined you know the communities not a poor white and poor black communities many poor people have to live with purpose of a live and i like i lived in jamaica plain or lot of poor wife
one poor black people together but this is your some weird when a dude has a clear affectation just takes it on at all he knows lie he won't get crazy you know you won't get crazy and now like i've seen like eyes talk like that you like while ok there's no part of the white people talk like you didn't see that on tv if this isn't like a rural greensborough south carolina thing and like well everybody has as weird acts and there you are clearly urban black and blue southern a little bit and then do only york due to a lot lot of white grayling art and i from the north and care of him like a feather yet a guy i seen guys do it especially back in the in the nineties there was a lot of guys that would especially involved and like when i was plant pool and i was gone watching us gamble on poor there was always a lot of like these sort of thugs type characters who were white guys that talk like black cars
that would even say nigger they would say that like this like a thing coming to take our shit like this this naked thank you gonna come you take all our shit she's my fuckin who's up show this move wow disguise its second we and personally you'd know not just saying maybe you think the knacker thing that large you think he's still feels it when he says the work do things to see the little square meal at all and i mean he must be on arctic cartons of his ha you know you a white i knew you say nigger and especially is greatly had like a really short short shaved had like almost like almost skinhead but like we'll stubble i've had enough you use are so much whiteness whiteness everywhere as whiteness all of you who do not like a bunch of black hair i look at you and it's curly hair and i'm wondering is causing par black or nothing music super why measures and kid doing these things including yours you know we're guys like shake your hand the area they talk to someone
a thing like that what they hold their hand approximately forehead level and then they exist get up like part like calls out suddenly ship a hand up yet it was almost like that deserves its progress do think there are black eyes like deep deep in the hood who talk super upscale white yes for sure yeah there's a lot of black as it would die to be why in one of my cousin be data be black the most people in this world do not want to be who they have elect everyone else has so much easier to school or we will levy easiness as an insult or your behavior where through college somewhat like yours worked hard political has a bad everyone wanted you to be fair having a high the way cool away to be quiet and yet there for real new legit you age its ethical stocking guys stockings i think the move should horrible me there it's crazy place to live you wanna live we go to sleep and not worry about fucking gunshots going to your window
nice that's what it's one thing you i'd be into more somebody else like that idea thrills out of nowhere some people like like live in several lake inherent sirens all the time you now these people that like that they feel actor in the heart of some sort of an artist column areas of use of romeo they can serve looking there's some of those streets look like straight ghana yeah like what britain dogs walking over street with no tax at all pitfalls yes village turkey man it's because you get a bunch of hipsters and their living on the budget gang barriers i think a lot of them must get robbed right don't they probably in bars and i will always worried about duncan is duncans like super intellect in those can area he lives on those he lives well anyway broken into unemployment but he's like the first guide a wet his pants if someone now he's never been broken his neighborhoods pretty crazy the history of europe there were some famous guided
really that's pretty famously out of these talked about it now he has and he doesn't want to buy know where he lives i just saw that with this girl now and re i just thought i'd documented thing i want to thank our colleague guy some jeff somewhat i'll tell you after the show's over you know can't say because it old everyone will know exactly where he lives weird house lost or you get it the cooler guides jeffreys as namer jeffrey yeah yeah i don't know what you're talking about the comedian no no no the guy that diana strategy jim jones jim jones i was watching the documentary about that the other day in that you now mixes the idea in with the video and stuff i gave you have seen the second i highly recommend i think was on netflix or something like that and should videos and talk to the guy brother the whole time is like yeah my brother then told everybody to drink this and do that no wasn't even cooler those poor cooler fucks rose i could even good enough grape drink raised like some drink
nevertheless showing their shooting it in the kids mouth with like turkey based or type things and then if i didn't know how many people also died from like nbc news a senator was a senator died and other gather got shot yeah they murdered them senator one end of the year bunch people it got real tricky because you know there was a lot of omens guys they basically running sort of our military operation had guns shit guards and you know will you get control of a group of people the government's economic that happen you gonna get a big group like like what they tried it waco they had themselves are events stand in the way we start their own country they started a real of many countries and those we are attacker just went in after the pro they killed everybody if you go look at rules of engagement it's a documentary about the waco tragedy where they just clearly show tanks blowing fire into buildings tanks
knocking over buildings and blowing fire and a big bunch of children and women died this thing i just that do dish apparently shots were exchanged shut and a few agents got hit and in doing this there's video of agents like getting shot ad and shooting people and jumping into buildings and shit and breaking into windows and one one and one age and actually almost got shot and so friendly fire use a video you could watch at work iced outcry the break it into windows training but at a certain point time they got the go ahead to use the tanks and so they are knocking over fuckin buildings with these tanks and you see there they see the gun you know that what is the gun turret what does that part of the tank calls all god i think the barrel of the long thing the big long thing debunk astronaut ass the car and the cock of death is sprang fire into these bill really you do
it's a whole gnarly crazy it's gnarly it's pretty gnarly because it means that it is clear caught absolute unequivocal unequivocal evidence evidence that fire was not an accidental fire that i remember this is caught fire with a potential nothing amelia less autism document politely fake footage and i wasn't there i don't know for sure but it seems like that's what they did in all those people died and burned to death but is fire have the time has fire happened just also in your house got far sorry loops how rare that fucking you know you got gigantic compound filled with bullets it's been around forever how whereas it where's that should just catch fire and with theirs videos of these tanks knocking over buildings blowing far you can't be shooting at the government there the ruby red shit same shit the gonna kill you man i was an isn't that happen in amerika my uncle and aunt assimilates what's up that or the other guy nano her i'm eighteen hour know anything you're supposed to know
a country where you're not allowed to do that man you're not allowed to start your own country inside our country you can't just put up offence and have a military the goals and everyone's got caught like out in the open they would walk around like guns out rifles and shit yo but last piled weapons there were just letter everybody knows that there are protected and that this is now this is an armed community and this one guises bang and everybody's wife one guy was it that's what it was all about one guy would like play songs display the guitar and play me and that he the fact everyone's wife both are galactica he was bracelet rossa real similar half the baldassarre was whose name the dark haired guy i'm making up his name my domain up his name i forget it like anything through that british go get the british guys the real swarming but this guy was a little bit more jesus a little bit more christ life and
how can just a brilliant guy who realise that he can manipulate people and he got a bunch of dull people that were looking to find the way and he brought him altogether gave balls cause you one sites that's what you mean and i want you want to fuck em it's it's a tricky thing man where the government there's no you can't run that hustle but what about you you're hustle what about your crazy taxes in the federal reserve not really even being a federal institution in private the only banks that control everything in the bill the berger what about your fucking so all this guy's gonna get some pussy your house has since a lot worse than what they're doing because it was just the guns was that whether whether with the energy that yeah because it is not for the guns and let him god do our police do he's got big guy the compound was you know it was it dad resources you know people leave the compound and come back to work in town and come back to the compound it was like it got tricky it got to the point where are you
if they decided to just take over this community who's gonna be able to stop them do we to protect ourselves from this like armed grew there was scarce it gets tricky the exact lino know what would they used i think probably probably use like china abuse which may or may not betray anyone senecas school or something could have been that it could have been sexual abuse a good and i mean it might have been true mile teasing i'm not saying that this guy for sure you know was a great guy and governments should left me alone you know it but if we're really gonna go after people for child who is why the fuck are we not going after the catholic church why's that why and resting the pope where they not going in to like guns drawn to these organisations are funnier ok how many of you have four kids how many of us can kids there is a document lisa we're talking up before the park ass started from ninety ninety seven that said the vatican sent a letter out telling these churches to not report cases of child abuse to the police that is it
some nasty shit man i mean if that was the key anyone who overlap and didn't report and i knew it like they should be arrested yeah ok can you can't do that you can come up exactly anyway if it was anywhere else if it was if it was like you know any other business any exactly it's my boss and then i won't sending to the police when we ask my boss we want to do in basic no have you had affected area cash out your boss is business was fucking that was the number one hobby we're gonna go play golf newton go play golf with the finger quoting there and i'm in the running of banks i mean it's really almost what it's like it seems that some of these these priests if you watch that there's a terrible document or about a guy they ship them all over the place a things called deliver us from evil meta exact what i like colouring and watching cartoons i'm starting to think my age group is a kid deliver us from evil that's what it is it was that this is it don't watch it if you don't want to get depressed depressed if you wanted depressed it will get you depressed it's fuckin its gnarly shit man you know you ve
doubt like their their strategy of like keeping these guys from in trouble and how they could just move them instead life strategy do it now man i gotta get bracelets let's just us to maybe we'll bets would rask do the new guy what is an aim ratzinger what the fuck is his name pop pop country factor i thought you were not there the creepy guy wasn't hitler youth group that guy literally like actively i know for sure he tried to shield child molesters like well now that the heat railways you haven't i dont know if there's it's after its opt out stand having no no debate no debate there's papers out their showing that they are actively trying to shield chime monsters and protect the church from lawsuits in litigation and and just try to squash these claims mean that they must have it must be just an overwhelming amount of kid fuckers i mean it must be like him possible the man was there no one else to promote to the top
i think so if someone is a former have a you they're all fucked up i think if you could at least have you want a candidate in his pants the best about if you went digging into some of the lower guys he'd involving you haven't you know but about people do maybe and every now and then and the rest of omits to weaken party you guys think its most of those people do it or most not i think it's like ninety nine percent most dumb people are child molesters re likely look at china molester so it is not to do with intelligent you don't think like that it's kind of retiring to guide our more geared to some little baby mars most of what it is from being abused yourself that's what it is they that they sort of replay what really fucked up and damage them when they were young and industry come back and they did it because someone else had vampire yachts exactly it's a real recurring problem had time last year one it's really
it's really crazy phenomenon people that get sexually attracted to children and sexual attracted to the idea of raping and nino and holding someone down against their will that's where they get the rocks off its very very true it's real of iraqi that it happens to them and then for some reason they want to do it to other people but has been so many cases the best is the guy not catch a predator with a cut of a second time or nobody out i was caught him and sousa cause like he was like key just send the cops in here and execute me already dealt with i dont want to do this but this is all i want to do imagine that's all you wanted to go out myself decided what i know its growth has run into fox it's fucked he's his brain was wired fucked up how did you manage of your brain was wired great in every other way
except for this whole excel back until you're smarter than to be aware this is frowned upon had to be some kind of therapy like they could made like a flashlight baby forum images i tried instinct debts helping i think this event if it how rim that fuckin kid it's like get into this flesh like real doll baby there's pills integra acute phase a given propels to life i wonder what they do i don't know i don't know what's the coming mozilla bitterly but little nebraska harrison for every person what what what straight now one due to knock industry did not have lots i'm doing straightened out pedophiles we gotta kill him this many people in the world as it is we know we know that the wheat which exist sort of what i think of the grants everything's disagreeable numbers you she is the council agreed we don't want them around the dogs do the same shit when dogs go to bite people men i firmly believe that those dogs we put down and i put down dogs at regressive to people
hot does my past that bit people and we have to put the dog down it happened more than once and i think that we have to do i don't think if you train a dog and you you know you love them you're around them but some still that dog and die wants a bite people like what's going on this dog even associating people with danger and penal with wanting to attack them no one's gonna fuck this dog inheritance is a puppy everyone then when you get a naughty dog you gotta com kill those not dunbar because look man what the fuck i have dealt with this temporary new dog at doberman with distemper bite me once and it was just going to say my dog has an oral fixation won't stop licking inviting in eating in hot dogs do you give em roger i do but nonstop like now it's like he'd she self medicating like she has its thing much like a squeak toy that she just keeps her mouth ninety percent a day like she knows take this out rubber dog dick
all the flashlights people out to make a very firm robert nod or leather yardstick that dazzling meet flavour to a flashlight baby a groan first like baby from a dog dogs are awesome when there are some but there were the bottom line about dogs is that there are animals man we were just sort of how this weird trust in a bunch of animals that can tell us we keep men are yards and share people also put like emotional attachments when i look back and fifty years on your killing your dog is by people the book at this about presented i don't know your announcement those like this percentage those killed because they bought somebody here's a crazy to others to pee with their children at a pit bore chilean don and both of them tried to blame it on some other shit what one of em blamed on a mountain line one of them thought that amount line came in and they may not some other shit they one of em blamed on a mountain line one of em
that amount line came in and killed the dollar that's what everyone san but then my friend but said listen i know those dogs in those dogs used to fight and they eat at fucking idiot had to females in your attract up together and they fought one killed the other one if you want to blame it on a and i want ok that makes sense because what amount line coming to a house full of pitfalls jesus like isn't here like a better way to eat you know how for you guys you have to beg you guys with your mouth lines here i mean i wouldn't have amount line story like i was at the girls restoring to outline jumped on if they go back to our limited because wells living rattle man there they lost a hundred and sixty plus houses i think was a guy seventy while a hunter semi ninety fire they had a horrible fire the fine cholera colorado history because if you think about it didn't seventy houses in this area this is extremely rural this is a mountain communities so it's our houses in the mountains and two hundred and seventy of more gone so it
huge amount of forest was burned down thousands and thousands of acres so now mountain lines have less territory where there's woods and there you know the there already they do an area around people and they do kill people's dogs they wanna like they won't keep that open as an option they know that there's a lot of deer around where people are because the fact that people are killing the dear his people are killing the deer in boulder dear everywhere so that brings in mountain lies so now they have like more and more mount mine sightings there the coming in so then the other one about their dog the other dog story with a dog killed another dog or a this guy blames it on someone i know this dude who sells weed and he was growing plants in his background he told me this crazy story where someone broke into his house and stabbed his dog and killed really dog and then and then too ran away with its plants and i was like well that is fucked up what you came home your dog was dead and then you know you can't you
well in time this story has morphed and now what i ve learned is one of the dogs is a bulldog a female bulldog and the other dogs a pit bore in the pit but more than likely kill female doc and he's like blame and unlike the plants are gone well when he took the dog to the hospital of dogmas fucked up his neighbor who had been eyeball in its plants hopped over his fancy chopped issue our stores we their area and he tells me it's a sort of crazy unbelievable story mike the reason is unbelievable just not true will do some good stories that we get but danny one of em i was mad at this guy like men you made me feel your dog stabbed you know that i felt for that dog and murdered by some you know some fuckin so i just want to steal a plant you know and then have realised that this idiots got two female doc i would immediately accept that if it was to beta fish and yet you ve known have female dogs man female dogs do not deal well with female dogs it's one of the things you like
you can really learn a lot from about nature from watching female dogs interact because fuel dogs never choose an alpha they don't they don't give up when i give you beat like evil eye squeaky unless you are my two dogs there both sweets we dost people but both he would fight you for attend like if you are putting one of em the other one would come over and groundwater pitch but to get the fuck out of here that's my name i get this pet and they they hated each other because this and they would never give up no matter how much they fought no matter how many times it would have to separate them hoses sometimes they would by each other and claude each other and go crazy and in the middle of the floor picnic gray everybody we just shillin want someone would give one dog a bone and the other die would get fuckin crazy you know it's on that's like the real thing that's it like it is like dogs should get a podcast yeah like and you realize like that's just in nature thing like there is a natural predisposition to not want other women around you
especially other women that are competing for further attention that's what those women who hate their daughters are too hot no longer hot yes do that's dark dies and dark scary shit when you got an old lady hate are printed on daughter thirty seven dollars seventeen looking good but i've seen it man has happened many times are diverting the guy alexa ever guys who their fuckin girlfriends mom comes onto them about that public alarm still sorted god it's like forty six and conduct clinging man i know that this girl from texas who her mom in is like us like she's a slight the veranda from texas you actually never to our eye and the mom is a slut like an older version of her and like them over and have parties like in high school in college my come out in short ted's in fucking like it was just like like hanging was she accurate she was one of the kids woe and is actually still today though with with her mother
doesn't but doesn't she gaelic super rational and start irrational fights to know she's axing emmy she works for an airline and stuff like that says she works i'm thinking of a different girl yet we ain't we love to talk over the years i know exactly how often you guys bring up story like in the said said person whence we always try to adam around them manager protect the embarrassing about a close friend ran very difficult yet you d want to throw people under the bus that bugs shit on me mona watch tv shows our list new radio chosen people throw their friends in the bud two prohibition heroism with some do is talk about anything like joe really you know have restrictions healing give a fuck guides are over dollar store it doesn't care mediocre the stories about minos fucking facebook is we wrote that he invited the the guy who kidnapped
three years ago to be friends with the money for these put except as requested in theory i don't know i don't need to find out is probably get it then getting harassment charges fight against joy it is it's been thirty just go further was kidnapped you cannot use held a gunpoint through new house thriller i where's your where's your drugs yeah so how so another and you gotta think that no he tied a guy up brow here today but he had a machine gun it wasn't like a laker i wouldn't use jaywalking control is pretty intent is already doing some serbia and on top of that the baltic council selling drugs in europe think anybody selling drugs with sound drugs back then was in the eighties visas and jobs are real can the keenest that guy still alive
gotta be allowed that someone else of the same name i lit a totally different in man worries and muggings from a lumber high i was upper middle class you never ran on american columbus now we where people make their own milk cow tippin but was alive grown up and columbus and then eventually realising that the rest the world was like you know i was thinking about this last night how weirded is that like my high school in mice growing up there is only two agents are there was one girl one guy the girl was economic which was a video game that was popular or company at the time so she was like who's this asian currencies the clues name ever condemning wow and the guy i was his friend and we grew up together and my only asian thing like i was in love with this asian girl like she was like the only person like her the kind and that's where thing i got like asian fetish
from now on girl that one girl so did someone else date this one girl no sheep which very shy you know i would buy her nose pencils that used to take up the end and put in the back by bottom navid cartridges oh yeah i know it's get yet was a big japanese girl thing anyways like would give me like a pencil and then this is nice and give her france now and then i get i hadn't had asian several years later and it was like you know this rigour saxon totally broke down those walls and eminent even phineas was gone but having waited macadam stories talks about having sex with indian for the first time and then no girl whatever compete without brown skin like plump woman in me firstly from india from american area native magnus bitches probably wild
recent jungle bitches it was weird about mexicans his leg out here you're pretty much fifty four fifty in mexican away almost you know george most urge everyone in columbus ohio there is like me remember any moroccans just why like i remember there was like when the mexican started coming to columbus and everything i can raise like i'm a got so you how so your house you know tat i am i pretty much lived had a house us three house that my mom gave me yeah grew up she got remarried issues like going to sound like you want you just haven't you know you have a point the labor was now i mean he she owned it self righteous liver and living there for three or four years and i just remembered the neighbourhood slowly starting to see more mexicans into us their lot do so what was the problem he what would freak out no it was just that you can tell the neighbourhood crime car start again broken into its tiny mexicans from no no i'm just saying that this time period is that the fact that happening and then my time
mom i love this house but i think you should sell the house pretty quick associate she's an hour so she sold it in two years later that neighbourhood is blocking steroid it looks like straight out a mad max like that the apartment sign is crumbled down and do your mike is really hot is yes its air is it nobody else is carried out on top of it and prices and have it did so did this was this engineering as they do that you know they do it's called block busting rain rely aids will go door to door and they say hey makes can move in an earlier coming i say shit now why think they actually did moving now that's the different areas there would have it would actually be like the british becoming legs a paw revere shit but it's weird how legged in colombia like he seemed going like we only handling the mix much the puppy like mine i guess i didn't grow up with different races in the only raises renewed like italians were all italian you know they're just like that
we not ruin a re italians they all exactly same that's how that race acts armenian see they still where gold chain ray the gold chain they like to eat a lot of very friendly you know their windows on your way from having sex with each other you know is joseph crime went up when the baskets move it was clearly the mexicans were causing the crime rate it seems like i was a harvest but it seemed like poverty caused if if if the mexicans moved in you gotta think that you're talking about lower echelon or class for hours we're different seem different mexicans than the one you did something happened it would did a new job open up a new factory or some they just started migrating i think you know lately i mean i noticed from zero exit to like a lot of explaining to columbus ohio within five years isn't there something that draws and there like don't they must have jobs there must be something i think there's a migration i aunt miranda were very many international air but now there are more ip
the poor man it says deluding out everywhere you know i think they're just slowly starting they seemed like its they sell our love into a play i know there's a lot in colorado mankind a lot of extra martinez's van tassel mexican food is a place called papoose as in boulder holy shit you got the manoeuvre it's the real deal man organs in there and bones and shit minnesota in theirs of arguing that tackling that's a manoeuvre is really not menudo is sound back i was a gay pay him he was a pan but it's it's also a soup it's crazy like beef imports i don't even know what the fuck the ingredients are is a different everywhere you go everybody's got their own different way making menudo but what the sub disgusting fantastic beautiful creation of we're someone's anyone worried about what something looks like theirs bones and there are literally stomach tripe and there's pieces of organs like pieces of liver delicious it's fuckin fantastic and just look
like how this looks like how it's so good suppose be really good after hang over still and if anyone knows anything about hangovers mexicans they know what the fuck do they got it out of sight throw bunch of organs and bones into a ball and fucking that shit up mexico dinner so horny are they my brain and bronze no no my friend has this mexican girl every time i see him together with her just nonstop she's on a grinding she's moanings kissing his negligence three kids to three separate fathers ninety sweaty like should i buy she is looking so high in that's all she does she has wondering she is just wow what a good kid while there is a reason why there's a lot of mexicans okay this is the fact that their dear breeding so the next the grocer too dependent on its advice the mexican guys are awesome rape it makes you girls must be horny
this is no other way around it and they know that on one or other lotta high cafe why would they love babies and if the product right now if i hung out with a girl like us to perhaps lets you nos twenty one share three babies and there is no come round stability i fuck ok right let's just chance it yeah you would probably fucker manipulate over that what was i do well in the poor communities man is on a probable having kids you know like in when you get older the real issues arise when people want abortions because they don't want to kid ruining their life could end quote he now but in communities like oh my god she's gonna have a baby she's only sixteen of crazy then on the ito all your mamma she was always explain till it's crazy you both got the same shit you know and like it's ok and everyone will live in the gathers so it's our eye and they all help take care the baby and it's all family in a poor communities what they do is there's more of them and smaller places and they have tighter knit sense of family you get it big ass plays with
a family that's like spread out or you either mom's never over the house and grandma is never over you see them on rare cages and holidays and she mexicans rocket tat everybody together that's all get in a house together that's real better whenever i am is my friends fiance sheep like rescuing dogs and stuff he hates me secondly because of the way they just like they take puppies and then they're just natural death no longer they just wander around aimlessly those neighborhoods ex consign and when you really poor you don't fucking give a shit about the permanent guaranteeing people that's just how goes i could see that to arouse buckskin or false poor and those living in some community now probably love dogs in everything but is only so many things think of no thing the moors get the fuck out this crazy nearer than worry about dogs i saw you she device guide to north korea yes that one
it's crazy how they like that food didn't have they have really shitty crappy food they have this whole display the truth you into thinking that they have a but what we do on a good discredit description first volga gps dot tv news is show called the vice guide to travel and they go all over the place the scariest one my fair ones liberia the north korea one was interesting to and what brian is trying to say is that what they did is they set up the whole situation because they knew these guys were journalist to try to trick people the thinking that they have this luxurious way of living that it's just like the western world and even though they a communist society and there you know run by a dictator that you know how we can go get something to eat but all these things they realize worse just set up for them to railroad there's no other patrons tables were set up there was waiters and wages but there was no one else there through to summarize the house it wasn't there they were real restaurants they literally set up food for these people and so like a service too so that they would have good propaganda so they would in
and they would ring out really good looking food and put it on all the other tables almost egg if it was like a wax turkey you know him so they get law like wow look at all that really good food and then he would get served what he said was over fried crap no like it was only by a horrible thing they were really restaurant another so was like a trick the whole thing was and was crazy is like that's almost like the whole country almost are they just as huge forget they have nuclear weapons you know they do yeah you have no clue i got it so that we can arrive at a mean that the real issue is not now it did so that's an school dictatorship there's one guy who's running shit and he's got nuclear weapons mean that that's a rare situation we have one guy who's centrally running a whole country and those militaries gigantic a million people in their military military suit you
those that that that host guy on the we remember this part at all where he got drunk he was hanging out with like less soldier doing area very singing and he has salted i'm somehow it yet there was that drunk he was just being a drunk do you know like he was a battering the host is what i'm saying other vaguer yeah he thought i enjoy forgive me not whose i'm sorry that listens or anything with that guy was kind of annoying kind of do she's asshole you really yeah oh no you know i mean i think you felt like that guy was playing them to him and like i was his like in the guy was like a personal propaganda agent he's probably trying to fuck with the guy just leaving for the film to make the fillmore interesting try to get but he said something of it was really mild whatever he said and insulted the sky what does that got to do with our easy we're gonna kill him this review later vice guide yeah it's what's its web show you can watch on the web vps dot tv it's fuckin fantastic manner so much shit there i have problems with meat with
like for me it's like one o clock in the morning i have to decide ok i'm i can't watch documentary now because if they do not go to sleep five hours and was no stay up and obviously exogamy one to the other to the other to writing a new start running things down about these different documentaries and the baby s this is the worst website to go to at one o clock in the morning from cassettes just do much go right off deepened go and look at the internets i oh a i start yeah research in other sources and writing things down and make sure talk about this in the pot gas and write a bit and how the fuck is this still going on two thousand alone blah blah blah did you hear what trainers there did the other day that this is not so fucking cool about trait radner he is released a website that every single toward date that he's ever done you know like the last back passed twenty years whenever they have all detours aren't you know and then very adding sound board audio from each tour and you can download it for free wow so i am i went back and found like that
aids that i went to see him and i'm gonna legacy but the ones i wanted i went on a company had cancer yet you can have the whole concept of freed the one that you went to like fucking fifteen years ago so he can be a trip reported every concert he ever i guess so like only you mean there's a lot of men are up yet you know but there's a lot of them that are in i am that's gonna crush sir how it was so crushed when i got it yesterday right when he announced it and it was like five minutes i was eating i'm gonna get out of its downloading one insignificant estimated debt to freedom i would like if i may go his band with fees are gonna be for this year how does he pave august is money emerges shit he's balin he's all like yoked out now trent resonance i guess it's a big media is getting a big sick neck and shit come on a tight ass he would be the most interesting party who make nice nice with him a long time ago you met him back age and you know you be proposals target this order known recycle it goes a great oilers goes joy it s like
before the internet was like big at all and we think it existed or just mean only like schools had it or whenever we are we talk this is like ninety three maybe i don't know internet it wasn't much wasn't much i was a manager record store and i used always have free cities and stuff like that and i'm just sitting at my home once going man i wish i could meet treasure he was like my hero you know and so looked at the back the city in there was an address it likes whatever nothing records cleveland ohio and had i get zip code are you not had the whole address i wrote this thing saying hey i'm a man you have a record store i have like an nine engineer fan club that it's about nine hundred both read this newsletter i do and stuff i was wondering if there is in fact an interview on or take photos you don't stop nearly of course a copy of it so say of fog now have to make a call i did like issue seven and havoc letters
the editor with which it was like some what's trend in our favorite food and i would like make shit calorific newsletter yoda fake news letter i have like it somewhere house and then and then i have a fake articles it take that they scan it put it somewhere a great story you should to tell a story and put the scam that that news put online right i said denzil then you know colleague was it a by ten like the details about five pages long and so in this person called me actually back and goes do we love this newsletter you can have any concert on it turns record label any maryland manson concert sending you know anything on his regular you get full access backstage you get for photo passes to anything you want to wear so welcome aboard brain were innocent ass well ass it then i'd start going to every single contra possible i got to hang back stage i mean i was talking to train and rating photos i was there the thing that made me the we're how many people are back there
not many on money laundering yet i were were at one of twenty or thirty however one's work what unquote journalists think i was the only one blow for again what kind of crazy is beings imagine this if we turn that you grew up loving nine now in view of the fact that with maybe one thousand eight and actually was younger denounce like seventeen bow yeah and so going from your gear idle now mean trent was may i use they on a musician i like they are going to hear like here the stage trance right here king photos he sees me start singing right into the camera so have all these photos raises screaming right into my camera can have a real camera he's my dad's old man though and i was trying to learn how to use of available amaranths a half the photos are blurry but i have a cool there blurred some of em arc racy really cool thing it makes me
that why those shots on what they are online they bid airlines are there i discuss knighted snow red ban on google i find it but then then i guess you know gonna marry manson's i do with male manson and one time i was hanging out back stated my romance and this is when marylin massive first came out and he was like you know she's beautiful people you know stuff like that and he gets go do you live around here right now my gathered across the street and he gets gimme a razor and like really what ok marylin mass merely manson parliamentary vote you go get a razor yeah well and there was all these and around him like what checks and shit like that was women block it like that tour bus they were lying on the street in front of the wheels so that they can drive allowance twitters it on my blog it's on flickr baby just google redmain snail photos or some like that or in ireland photos so so so so
and so he taught told me to get a rage so i go inside running cradle razor run back he's like thanks watches bearing this is fucked up who wants me to shave a circle on the top of their head in these like i said is this beautiful woman comes services like i want you to do it and he does they're shaving in a little bald spy on the top of it like a man why like a ball per year while they ran through other like photos are either new it's also crazy as i out with gm rose circus member those guys tomorrow circus yeah behind it
back in the day i use than you know hang out with them to disease to open up for ninety snails and you just being backstage would like the puzzle of peep guy in the guise of great photos that was like i mean i didn't know i have no idea what i was doing folks if you just google gotta flickr ef i see k are dot com and you just google red ban and i and photos and i'll take you to the website they're fucking grateful in view of this i wish to raise an article on this package you know him now i mean i'm back in the day was like he was just blowing i'm you lose out you know what just becoming big like fucking animal and crab those huge song i was in love as well people didn't answer so did i also remember the did he really did hurt them the magic did fuck you like an animal that gravelly all of us
this earlier today about that regner like she has love song was heard anything you like their original better dioxin she gets she goes up would you but this is the original make known nine snails and she had no idea who really why those words such as many songs to really be up on all of them there's no way points it it's weird because i've done that a few times like this is an awesome sign not realizing with you in the regional buffalo soldiers of the book who do them what's that what is this was a girl swimming in the metal socks gets kind of weird the people can do that just kind of like redo your shit must have on its we're in like that you have tried in egypt at our veterinary i don't want to get permission to pay them by the world is there but it's weird you know like yours veto matter if it was like this thing over if it was like
it's weird and like that you have tried to international aid i don't know if you get permission to pay them for the world is there but it's weird you know like yours veto at or if it was like this i think would be better if it was like that like go right your own fuckin song every now and then and it comes out basta there's a few ones there is a kick cutty song that africa the name of the female that re did it at one of his songs hundreds better sorted earl sinking thanking our aim was to the smells like the spirits pretty grim tory aim step that she said whale on that fuckin piano rallies one of the weirdest singers ever man it was something like super hyper sexual fucking creepy we're the red hair yeah everything sing screaming into the piano issues fuckin slant really understand the words but brilliant piano playing an incredible voice i was a preacher wasn't out the station son
oh shut some earl regulatory offer rebels girls nothing grim winning artists yeah boy you bet pray that i believe real real soon how's that thought for you there was one we're lines over the boy you best pray that i bleed real so fucked up it shot a loaded me spark and i was already should come but i hope the nest therefore to make people has therefore aware how it the line is boy you best pray that i bleed real soon has that thought for you because you know i saw her found things really deep thoughts ass the lord what's so amazing about really deep thoughts boy best pray that i believe we also has other i thought fire i fucked up that bug is amazing deep is reality deep girls when i wonder sin meeting a comeback
three out it has certain and again i do it arts from from girls george harrison said this once and it's brilliant quote i use it all the time i need from a girl is to be attracted to her everything else from a man it's really true i mean you know you should have women in your life that you have good conversations with and that you enjoy their company and you know you know you share a lot of interest it's all good there's nothing wrong with that but if you don't you gonna be ok as long as you have friends any of chicks are attracted to you know guys who live happy lives contrary to popular belief where they just have girls that they have sex with and they just attracted they have all their interesting time and fun with their friends and the bachelor culture for a lot of guys men that bachelor culture itself fucking like the idea of being like the bachelor forever that's so tempting do was it a rope terrible marriages their wives scream adam metallic a pic of her nose like joseph joint single
a deal with any sort of responsibility its comes attached to that very tricky it's very tricky i'm b but i realise that i don't have to be i could very well be with some crazy betcha doesn't like kids you know so she has some unfulfilled dream that she feels like these children are holding her back from that's that's that's an issue with a lot of girls you know and then all the suddenness weird resentment because they know they have to take care of the children when the father goes to the dentist to work i have a few friends that had kids that dated have that issue with the wife would be mad at them that they didn't have to do with the kids all day and she would like immediately given the kids as soon as i get home and the wife were just lock herself in ass ruin in i'll fill the top up and wooden answer questions and leave me alone like images is weird chaos inside your your house in your family so far for guys like that men and they have a friend who like just doesn't i grew up around a lot a pool players and a lot of poor players are lifelong bachelor
some of the wine of having kids here and there are some over maybe get married for a little bit of alaska the laws alone are planned pool to a five o clock in the morning every fuckin day in a gambler and go on the road and grown autonomous that travelled all the country and it just a week old life and in like the nineteen forty in the fifties and america there was this big bachelor culture of poor halls that's why pool halls were always associated with like dead beat and people doing the wrong thing in the bad bad people hang out and places its because those guys it didn't get wives and kids and didn't get regular jobs and just i don't wanna be a fuckin slave i don't want to live a shit life i want to have fun i want a bonaparte ten thousand are set at three o clock in the morning you know the it's just a they decided to do be more fun that you think a lot of it has to do with divorces yeah fuckin divorces terrible man crushes people s what does he know through one divorce matinee like a break up man i have friends i have one friend that's been divorced twice this fuckin dummies in its third merit
now he's been divorced twice await most those batches you're saying were had been divorce now i manage anymore voice family mom and dad was divorce i don't think that's what you might wanna be about their design it all i dont know i gotta get a lot of it is bad relationships man it's hard it's to be happy i know if you'd like that so that their version of relationship was bad mamma i always thought no i don't want to do that rears that yeah there they don't get married without that i'm staying with somebody there's that but there's also it's it's king very difficult especially i feel like on the east coast on the east coast i found it much harder because a lot of the women were harder they did had this like a lot like like hard edge sort of vienna brassy tough girl gonna shit which i don't find attractive at all i find that repulsive girls like their hands and it helps anyone talk she didn't like insult battles with you you know good luck hooker take i'm so not into that like getting our in checks i mean how many times have you did girls like that
what's the time yeah i'm not into that man you can't talk shit to me are you can't talk shit to me if you're my friend and you can't talk to shit to me if you're dating if you want to start halting and still no reason because they want to because their frustrated or they want to pick on something about you and you know god for if you're not the most successful guy in god forbid if you now you re you're in the middle of try to put something together they start criticising you and i've had i've had relationships with girls were they like in wood critique what i'm doing and you know what but what's gonna happen if that doesn't pan out foy and talk crazy shit like i don't know what's going on if you don't pay for you what am i bitch on twenty one or why why again so crazy like let em i don't wanna be settled on a blow loads okay this is why we're hang around you're my my pussy dealer you're my goddamn vagina vagina deal in your insulting me try get my fix somewhere else
black chicken said arthur achieving that's what it is bad it's like it becomes like some sort of a fuckin sex barter system you will the tower nonsense until you get older and then when you get older you cannot understand who you are and you attract people that little smarter and little more experienced in life and then you can have real relationships of people that are you actually find interesting when i start going on dates i was just trying to make the girl feel happy you know i mean i goes as acts of having keep talking but for now cried shot we have argued talking to be five measures in good time and later if like all have a good time to start west africa into it when i like i like what i've finding it girl that's like really young like twenty two and then have them having complete like our i trust you you know
in here let me teach you about this let me teach you about this and they listen you know so somebody came to me when i was twenty two year in order and gave me geier creep gave me guidance guided the who though man maybe you should be giving guidance now that i'm looking for father like backyard like little things like a lorry guess panada too high went back off exact father play you know you don't know when to stop you think again during his grey just take you know three drinks then take water only makes sense if you do a thousand things like little things like that management there's an art that is very important because i've been out so many times of people not just wanna keep go and come on one of the joint motion like i don't need another drink why do you need me to have another drink i'm happy we dont all need go to oblivion together if you wanna go to oblivion i'll be right here i'll tell you what i'll show you re you rumours but i don't have to go to oblivion too stupid enablers
mr miller make them feel better about illegal for someone to dive in with them what's going to come on man and ongoing in the crazy pull don't you want to go and crazy book like i'll be right here sunbathing wrestling principle so bright and even have a lot of issues girls man your life i thank god i think we need to write a book the name's protect the innocent because a shit good to eat too much tough going a soap opera twixt vixen he's let bran i think cannot be disputed that you are in fact a pimp now you got bitch is out of our hands i wouldn't want to murder so many bitches well i have loved a murder bitterest murdering like a inserted think that i would actually like us he was murdered her tat could be happening so we don't you disregard those other guys brothers is life came he's gonna get on the internet no matter what is on the internet right now already there probably
helping this thing up and making making a video of that as we speak so you should be careful you should be very careful what you say you're paranoid none you shit sears shrapnel occurs we should we should change the name to protect the innocent write a book those of your lives to cause it's fabulous the stories fabulous you age you really should do what you really should do start experiments with a life is still in jail just like yours yeah hide our lives our experience in the labs we are in the labs what about regulating argue our evening there was a few people when i used to fort when it first move to california one of the weird things is when you meet people that are like i'm sure you ve met autonomy speak meter in open might knights have no chance there's severe addressing yeah you what is that how we're does that why you staying with us you been as more than three times that why there's something apps lulu gown with down there were a couple years me like you
getting any response so they would become my science projects and i would i would literally bike make notes i'll be like okay now i see some some resentment starting to show we didn't have resentment before but now there's some resentment we're about five years into this thing and then now they see that other people are actually making a living going out and getting gigs and i would like being the back of the comedy store people be pissed that no one would take them on the road in our boy wow you don't even see your own say what do you think you should like you do not good you don't do were those are the weirdest nights when someone would go up like damon wagons would show up and out of it middle like sunday night another line up and you know a bunch callously maybe get on may be down damon wines which show up and some guys but pockets pull shit man the fuck may take money i can state time until it well well well well do you
we shouldn't be onstage at all and sunday and approximately word you're gonna get up there let's be honest you were only gonna get up there you rehearse the shell of yeah exactly ass the other problem they would do the same stuff is as an economist i hate when people come and live on sundays and many nights the pop pop a night and they go on during the employee section but they hated more if it is doing the material they ve all heard a thousand times like why'd you come here during our sets yeah to come to this crap you been doing the only reason why i could see anyone wanting to do those if you're just looking for a tune upset in us like you as if i've been awhile and you once cow i some showcase open loosen up i find it neither commissioner was the most that have never been to a place where people like felt like you're taking away from their time junkies you're taking away their fuckin just there i thought is overstepping escalator want david tell him anything for years that i've seen surely you to go on
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by any small it's got like little hands and you're not is nothing manly about it and this girl is like she's like an alpha psi alpha females get a hot body you know she's like in shape and yonge and finch came from people like relationships or she was dating pro ass weeds and about so she had been like targeting people like for a while and she just went after this guy robbed him and there was a clear example fuckin over your head for this poor fuck and he was just business but there were just bonkers man he took her everywhere the red with them yeah how letter design the house they they built a house that media that you get your ass alerts right just one time your fuckin a man if you're some little weasel dude terrible genetics and you know just i just happened to be like really good at a certain area of muse can you known start making me now people like cheer when they you on stage and in which the speech this bitch just started reckon up dollar signs in ahead but the scary
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up to him and they like look i got this is for food and of the female chimps would go they would get their food they eat their food and they were just stricter pussy i want to make sure they want to fuck anywhere while they wanted a fuck anyway and they would allow it like whenever the male chimp wanted it right away that would do it to be him chase it around the fuckin cage all day and finally she is ok ok fine that's what most of it is in their male human equivalence with sympathy hands up exactly you know just like in the champ world the chip pimps takeovers kick back and relax and then their more attractive because they do not constitute chasing after the wonted needy just like in real life for all needy chase after all over and over and over i find fuck fuck me but if you don't even hardly talk to her and all the other girls talking talking and then she's like wise with him i'm sunrise on how long then girls went when you're like i don't really want to defend their like well that's that's where when and how many of them like a fine during your terms yeah how many of them do it and try to trick you learn
i wasn't leeway for either of you if you're those they give it just because rynch what aligned themselves to the reason why you can keep these non monogamous relationships that just because you're an exceptional person mr parish hurrah she's not dating you she's gonna be gaining some boring mother girls colleague jan account into something works today and is exhausted at night and always get gout hers getting fuckin hyper hypertension it is fuckin stressed at work as it needs to be talking to us us about some sort of a promotion we feel like there's a glass ceiling and if you it nonsense man we sure fun you take a check to accompany showed this guy get somebody to agent makes people laugh so you're allowed to pull off this animal ro friendship fell away i'm decorated waken up for nude does enormously then it's i don't know but i hate that why do they have to all wake up early why our let's not wake up to go to another likely do they really man it's all sea and not the girls i did or people
a job to wake up because they use to that's true young yet i travel with a girl is a regular drought or girls like hyper ambitious com let's go hiking i hate that i have never once guy diving i want to try skydiving you're gonna go with me a bit i am not dying on a fuckin farm rooftop that's the last thing i see as i go through the fuckin roof of the barn goes occasions we never go hiking whenever we have seen a barbara what's santa barbara is amazing this time of year come on let's go weren't around i would never even think of doing that the meanest some fun shit you can do you know what a couple that you really can't do what your buddies lucky you go wine tastier something might be fun we call for a dry rate of black out and get drunk its words called the just do differently
my primary hurting you already inside i went to santa barbara in that's what happened with there's like five wineries all remedies like walk from each one of those we it's so expensive getting hotel and sandbar we can we afford one night which was like three hundred percent army has a lot of wineries too oh yeah thoughts their gap of algorithms and was three hundred fifty dollars a nights without this really nice or actually was pretty city in a room me and katy we went to like five wineries and then that's when i walked in and yet you do that for liner it what what they were they were france where like you know you know extort allies i only otherwise things there and it was lying down the street or where but you basically dry just a drink wine exactly but not even seen the gray brierly i thought that was
the chosen places you can do now i mean you pull over and this i say here next five miles will be displacing go to the great store grafting grave and look at him the name goes into the why we don't want to go to maynard's grip vineyards hokosa meaner from tool at her he's around vineyards yeah he's a fascinating guy my buddy dustin a sound guy you know does they travel bans and you know doesn't ask dust and so these super cool guy you just want to change its all time is apparently real jets of minors phenomenal jujitsu guys like fixing gracie student and like that's a bridge doesn't with them on the road is dusting can do jujitsu them as well as other like set up the sound and they have met set up our train what he wants train for an hour and a half and share of the roll over nay i really love that last night in the wider though it was our yet mean when we were there that that night after we modify wineries kitsch pew
in all night like like laying on floor again trying to drag her into bed and she wouldn't go to the toilet why is so awesome when it's good you know i never travelled like when i'm never traveling happier ed like when i'm going through the wine menu the one when i'm with lichtenberg in a lick yeah yeah you give that guy the wine men you you know i'm in asking on sale i got is thus he's got dude picks up cool he knows exactly what to do you'll bring his own wine plato is a member that one can i think he has not fucking around gulliver's house brow he's got this giant walk in wine cellar it's all temperature control these get all these bottles in the walls and he's got them all like segregated these are from france it is your california cat has hobby eyes it was a master and me he really noses shit i went to his birthday and there was a war tasting part tried writing a bit about it and i started telling on stage but no one could
it was like so often charge weird so on their right and now i enjoy one really good but everyone else at the party is a wine connoisseur and so we have this wasting menu without bring over these little tiny plates of food like different orders and stuff and then they ll bring for a selection of wines to go with it off in two or three different wines to go with it and everywhere we'll go over the selection and then they'll all talk of i had a recorder with mina recorded i wish i could find it was so ridiculous like this one has a woody finish this yards like oki in the talents and and then this one is corked and what someone say i think this one its court and i went out to join up like this is my favorite one the one that you seen as bad as like my favorite one like how are you
i don't i they learn to do is like a sack somebody would lose out does not mean that they have an educated palette like why would you want your sense of peace to be that educated why would you want to be so goddamn specific about why what is kind of cool about that is there were there's one i went to worded that the wineries next like a rose garden or something so there are like you can take the roses in it because its due note in the dirt tony left a joint next to turning to the sort of yours go up a joint next to a book in a bag in a sea of bad next year box of those drier cheats yeah the joint haste like yeah tastes like drier sheets oh my way exhale only yes a disgrace he threw a sheet through to a similar bag wounded
that is why no longer we freeze a taste the roses and like you drink it must have a slight it it's kind of crumbling right next to airlines get into it well that's kind of freaking well it's too but chalk very they were doing to buck chuck delicious charles and what is that is it particles from the fuckin rose this hard wood when it what is it it's private just from over the years you know just do they really know is that like there's these are science guesses right wineries talking about their product has joined the detergent thing to what is their air but what what happens in the air is like what's travelling over that smells smell well as little tiny part of hounds gets in my friends that when you smell afar little piece of shit get is nor those of whites or france if well that's when the reasons why grilling over wood is so delicious gets it in the flavouring i of his own i know how to cook a stake over mesquite i always get mesquite hard
like if you go to like a whole foods they they don't sell but cats like brackets are all like univee by kings for doing that shit love em they're they're jammed full of lighter fluid out the waited there the best way to cook is you don't you the union's any lighter fluid aegis use paper and one of those cones in other have those like their lack of all k northern irc chimney lets it all up answer you poor all the calls in the chimney and the bottom is an area we stuff paper so light the paper on far in the paper that the flames go up it catches the them this misguided would you lay down and then in a once it gets to certain temperature when it's like really red hot and just steam menu sear at any sigh for two and a half minutes and you finish on top and it just smells like the wood and the fuckin it is so delicious security is one of those jimmy sweep blogs you know where you put it in a clean your chimney out those i guess it seems to me the fuck are you talking about is a logical clia never know that that got there can't be good it's just curate killing but
that's where i was birds have fallen from the fund is one of those who now how about this matter i was just thinking about the speed of birds are far from this guy is this this really is kind of bizarre in oh no one people about the apocalypse think about in the end of days shit like that if i got up and this is the kind of shit they talk about right biblical yeah it like a dying she died birds and all these things happening in ever ox following one that's the while there's an autopsy but their say and all kinds of crazy shit like some of them say that though the birds like got scared by sound and slammed into into a house i wasn't there more than the other day the recent yesterday where she cargo they're lying for sure but here's the thing they did their guessing in there trying to come up with some sort of an answer i don't think they're really know in other states these these birds have had their showing trauma on their body of course trauma they fell from the
can sky retard the idea they ran into houses and that's how they died at stupid because there's not broken houses they weren't all around us exactly and there's there's no way they would all be like near the house if there are slamming the houses they would all be right here on her very up and hailed eventually melted when it kinda lower staggered held there could be a dog effluvia or it could be some poisoned share you now we talked about john wheeler guy that guy that was assassinated he was chemical weapons export and you know who's the of expert under george bush's father and he was valve somehow another with the current administration they found the skype tortured and murdered in a landfill and this like right along the time that all this shit was going down with these birds fallen from the sky and these hundred thousand fish turning up there you know and massive fish kills sometimes that should happen sometimes you know sometimes things go wrong or pollutants get in the water or webpages government testing is conveyed jack that's just
hit me them testing chemicals earthly worthless want yeah well you know the answers fucking the problem of conspiracy theories is some of this shit is really going on there were the prophet conspiracy theories is people want of come up the theory for everything a lot of their ideas are completely ridiculous but there are real big hoping that this there is a right and i'm gonna mind was sexually ridiculous option to be real had has there been any video of or witnesses showing of the birds following the high wire on birds while i do not think so i don't think anybody guys nonetheless got me just some kind of graffiti prank that poor kids are not only i never even harrowing among other over miles there the united stand is like thousands of birds over miles that very same species over and over again something happens birds in the air and it was either poison poisoned or their hit by hey hails possibility some people saw fireworks diamond i slammed into things but that doesn't make nato dead birds as the next crop circle leaders known what i'm saying is look at all the
sure it's going down all these birds down all these fish dying all the water leaking other the oil eating into the ocean all the time floods that are going on right now in australia me like that it's like the size of europe is under water in australia it's incredible and now delays as the scientists are saying that there is a part building some gigantic super storm that could hit los angeles i get hit california and that literally twenty five percent of all the houses are gonna be flooded in rome and what is this they don't know they're trying to fit now but the same because of all the hot weather that while this is what it says i can guess societies will never happen yeah good guess but apparently it's happened you asked you happens survey few hundred years they have these in a mean it could be hundred years forty you know what i've done like core samples and earth one
one hundred and twenty nine one thousand four hundred and eighteen one thousand six hundred and five is the last time it happened so it happens every few hundred years they have these you know i mean it could be eight hundred years they have these gigantic super storms and what they're talking about the superstorm's it raining for forty days dumping ten ft and this is all possible and there saying the storm would be goaded on by an atmosphere river that would move water at the same time rate as fifty mississippi's discharging water in the gulf and of her claws and without comment first suggests would be just a massive amount of water portal notion let it go yet inland there was shit we couldn't even wrapper head around they're saying that literally it would be like you know that they would be like the same category is a gigantic earthquake i want about about i think about will help you do your way up here put you in a boat is gonna get the wars over the top and smash on top you crusher head about going up or down i mean i'm going to put up with we talk to tightening lobby
this never happened in recorded human history that we know of that we don't have any representations of what it was like but i think that immediately the really telling you that it's gonna come in forty days and dump ten feet of water that's insane the rate of fifth the mississippi rivers discharging water into the gulf of mexico pouring down estate that's incredible to talk about it twenty five miles an hour wins landslides taking those guy awful houses are gone at that happens all those canyon houses that are still early days of rain that's a rat bitches like a few years ago a bunch of them too much rain right now and then but six houses fellow member malibu laurel cato where do in mad maritime multi billion dollar houses at no must millions use me like seven eight million dollar houses in malibu just sinking big chunks of the hill broke off away from their pipes were sticking out electricity sparks and shit and i mean they had all this video of these things sliding down the hill slater ivy do you
can't make a house on the side of a fucking he'll like that very cool i know you want a nice view but you being ridiculous like you just totally wrong the dice with mother nature african arsenal is this whether what was eighty four you're ensuring five fucking lydia twitters from people in calgary yesterday was thirty below with the essential factor as users can i be cargoes that had seen daylight in four days yes snowing forecasts yeah it gets gray and the you gonna take your jacket off here yes your seasonal affected disorder that's real shit you know that the union happy when its grey all the time and i care what you say about a foreigner this whether as good host the best thing about conferences the sun and that's why you have those lights the union that is night stand lights were just gives you a simulation of the sun will do dance like that's why colorado so fuckin dope colorado has son tuner fifty two three hundred a year
there are very few overcast days so even though its cold its sunny that's what we need man it's not the cold it so bad because when it's called out yet to drive but you know what man you put some fucking clothes on you put a warm code on currency cloudy i in fact yes when its sunny out it's called psycho it's called out here but you still smiling you got your friends ago you know boarding and shit go fuck around when its boston boston winters brow they would just be like god when is it going to end its like you're being was pakistan so you held down and pissed on you just have to deal with and ok when you gonna let me up still succeeded snow in general that i hate fucking snow i wanna punch it snows bad
ices works like snow icy rain is the worse the worse when it's like thirty one degrees that scary shit cause it rains and turns to icy at the next morning and arrange on every morning as i said is so bad when i was in high school me in my body my sister's boyfriend sat on top of the garage and just watch these cars slamming each other cause our whole street was covered in ice and we have done a hill so we so we drink beer and we sat on the roof and was shut we're just watching guy slide down the cobbler highlighted cop car came down slightly taller call the cops yea idea came dummies didn't listen came down here i tom you better go up here because if you do if you go down now camilla stop yeager fucking tell me what to do a vulcan queer agnes i've been ones of learning and changing their behaviour while it still down there not introspective and i talk shit on boston but still one of the best places to have fun it's one of the best way this do due shows it's a fucking it's great
i just want to live there anymore i can deal with the winters but the people are fuckin phenomenal their fun there's like us an energy that they have there's a certain like the guy zest for if you know when you when you you have to fuckin walk home in the cold and you have to deal with that kind of shit you deal with those cuts that kind of whether having donors go there yeah it's not the best way to survive and i imagine it s like the downstairs and titanic say and have an agreed was not even a poverty thing there's a lot of rich people in boston adjusted there's a certain amount of no nonsense in a place where it gets you noses degrees for a month now set wicked it's different than like montreal it's like i wise no one from remarks like assholes will you well vermont is like super hippy liberal grateful dead vesper pointed abandoned jerry's ice cream my escape do it's a beautiful state to man god i still do gigs in vermont or drive up the burlington in just be driving and i would just be trying to think of how i can live here be like twenty one years
then i'll be in my car going is there a way that i can figure out how to live here cuz this how i want to live man i want to live where there's like a river by my house and is like green grass and their woods and it's like it's healthy my driver on areas like this is where i have to live right a member car on this fuckin monstrous free way that six lanes on each side and every one of whose jam solid no one can move i don't want to live like that you want to get dirt pass somebody unless a genuine obese want peace i just went to bathrobes tired of my citizen is remarked with a camp learned retards f alone is about what was wrong with you look i learn disabilities underwritten the thought of a middle class families but it's not really really up you don't have a learning disability reproaches board her yet they say
that's why they would learn to those psychological black probably somewhere where wouldn't let you get into what you're doing it so hard when you have a troubled childhood to be good at school because i had a trouble childhood and you just don't want to concentrate on what their teaching ear you're just trying to figure out the whole world around you and how to navigate through it because people just trying to figure out how to knock it picked on and how do i get home without you know having no fear for your life we were what you kids do i have to avoid what i have to go and all that share mr very difficult to concentrate on u s history like how is this shooting affecting may you know don t be a kind of legs i hung out with the asian kid and without any karate so really i was you learn a kind of any kind of like a sister since their dismay asian girl destination girl it wasn't related two different families different families they try to hook up now
i think they hated each work is i think one was japanese a moment work or recovery and greens and chinese the japanese has already do the rape and am king there's a there's a crazy document that i watch is very disturbing some of the japanese did the chinese like genocidal burma gave an hardier log hot holes in babies and fuck them like really dark dark dark that is in respect of people now the killer lillian systematically tortured diamond did all kinds of crazy shit man so it's a really really disturbing documentary it was a doctor i have it if you want to watch watch it it's not it wasn't released like i had a buy it from some some library we're actually had a like rented and then not bring it back one of those that pay the five couldn't get can get anywhere else it's really creepy there's a bunch of shit on an online if you can read about it i dont know that it's like this is all like my friend rupert was a director fear factor he he turned me out of this many many years ago
and i got into a back down and it was so disturbing and i forgot a lot of the particulars so i'm not going to you know i can't quote it but if you you're into genocide and into reading up about how fuckin cruel people campaigners digital do you mean a lot of people are into finding out how the hell you're not like genocide long walks in the part that would serve as a few weeks ago it somebody found in his long in the yard sale they found a human skin lamp from the holocaust didn't want any sort of authority boxes writer body and then took to his friend eight thousand dollars get tested like it is human scanty to eat issue was so all i can razor come from well that's true holler wholly schumann's like this had been someone skin and now it's adorning lamp it's crazy downward not long ago now there though i have a lot of them a lot of people
there was i watched a document on the moon landings wants and there's a guy who is consecrate concentration camp survivor at his tattoos and he was talking about warner von bra the more nerve on brown ran a rocket factory in brazil or excuse me in berlin will allow people to realise that the guys the head of nasa warning on braun was a serious nazi now just in fact i was alive today he would the simon wiesenthal centres that they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity to hang the five slowest jews in front of factory in berlin anytime you know the people are slow hang on hang on from everybody else so everybody would walk through and see what the fuck is going on look look these are these guys used to work with now they're hanging in front of the fucking go slow go to work in these dark dark dark shit and this guy who with his tattoo from the holocaust was talking about how he remembers very clearly being born of on broad they would come in with suits and adobe working and they would come inspect the work and walk around people i'm fuckin hang people hanging in front of people
you know this was that this operation paperclip they robert over here all the nazi scientists as was called there are brought over here to run nasa i've states have like a dog shit for a rocket programme before one of on broad came over here is a super i think it's easy like dehumanize that moment when you see like oh used to hang people but if you imagine for the persons one like you just kick techno rent something in some grabs you and your screaming till i please don't don't put it around your neck and how many people doing other just lasers fuckin would slack off not made workers yet me to whom you now until someone died and then i would like or i going to get through this you know and then you know the of children of your children are being held captive to your whole family being held captive really scary to think that was not down another lawyer in that while this is going on earth it was so much more important for us to win the space race the world gal warner von braun mistral nazi come on over here get all over your buddy don't worry
all that other shit you're dead over their whatever whatever whatever fucked racer raise no one's gonna know they're not gonna know you weren't yvonne braun from mass don't sweat it buddy we're all good now it's all ruby for this i really do she'd like just look just operators girls is live this fuckin guy though men this document it was so intense when he would shows tattoo and he would talk about seeing more november on talk about you know how they would hang people in the front of factory this shit is never leave in that guy's brain in other guy a slave for a while i'm here now i was living in my army and relaxing his entire retirement years away but there is a point that guy's life where he lived in odor terror surrounded by monsters goddamn star wars episode that storm troopers had come in i would just got out of his long after the lot of people who knew were dead that's some scary shit think that people are willing to that and they go that relatively easily
it's not it's like you know that's hard to get people to do it's happened many times is hard but it's but many many times throughout history pol pot with so many different cases a genocide stalin and mean different examples around the world area have so many all around the world we look turn on and i read i mean if you talk about the numbers in iraq supposedly according to many credible sources a million civilians have died since two thousand we're two thousand three whenever we invaded a million a million your brain around you know wrap your brain around that that's crazy shit you remember that old footage of the young the guys are not tanks and were listening to death metal their fuckin there were shooting they showed like what it's like to be earlier in iraq member jerry every new limit them beyond that is listen in the music there were listening like crazy like metal music while they were shooting people in iraq and remember it was it was a video and their interviewing these guys words why goes in other smuggled cigarettes there will ya
it's like so surreal to them that it doesn't even seem real apparently this is how did the wicked weeks put that out to us i guess i didn't know that i did not know that yours thing where they get some friendly fires situation pretty on real euro hockin about it's called collateral murder that's a video that they release that was the start of all these aspects this shit was way before a few years before that lebanon for a long time release and shit i didn't know that they had been around his long has it been around that sounds due to so fuckin interesting fascinating but seem so do she like when you re did you read his online dating profile no oh my god he's just just so do she just it comes through the scream and gets your fingers greasy relay like you know it talking about like what you know who did it with you i mean people for friendship fer you know whatever in the sector it just like that it's just sit its first ball
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is it aware that doctors come out in scrubbs as if they just came from the hospital that guy why don't you just google the actual areas on the second page it's really crazy got us it didn't just haven't cages google images we need are you scrolling like my mom zelman allowing fine mind always in a hurry why are you always in a hurry my mother became jewish has that chicks enemies the most annoying impression you could do them other than y know little kim little kim ally l il kim photos plastic surgery what the fuck type on that bam look at our i see a kind of raising a kind of looks like it might be make up on a broad that's that's your nails are coming on what she has the cat i nicest that i look at her nose man the other ones there before and after she looks up
agenda jackson this away worse brow i think way worse janet jackson why haven't seen jackson silly buzzing along as time is kept together see before and after that one of the top was it that's her though that do she's hot there her eyes aren't italy's light out like that look at the difference that is monstrous daddy's terrifying the nurse kind of looks the same what is it about people man with a they just start for changing their face there is a simple one i can totally relate to that like habits you haven't done not what tattoos but without having done here transplants because dont doing here transplants like i was losing my hair nose like will how do i stop this man's or witnessed we want to wear fuckin wig ball they can stop this so then a friend of mine have gotten hair transplants and he had me convinced is like due to carriers have voting they take from the back to put the front like you do as you're losing your hair and getting keep your hair ok cool and so i didn't
after i did it i felt like now you this stupid scar on the back your head didn't they tell you about the scarlet that'll i knew about the stupid scar but i didn't think about it you don't you think but at the back of the head was gonna knows you know you think everything's gonna turn out normal and be fine and then i want to do another one to correct it so i get another one and it looks still look like shit now the scar on the back of my head is bigger and after a while you know it's like you can get roped entered like i know a guy who work he does is passed away a few years ago but he was obsessed with plastic surgery and he was a nice guy he's in show business and he had done a bunch of different things to the point where his face look weird in his head pack implants and yet a bunch of hair transplant you just start you start fucking with your appearance like and it becomes like up becomes like up if i was doing it yeah you like you get sick there we have issued orders that's your people to the same thing here the attitude foreign law i say that i mean both my arms or sleeved but i'm stopping i mean i don't
a problem i just felt when i did the one fellows unbalanced and then a really had an idea for the second one that i wanted to do and we gotta mine haven't to sleeves tat is are you getting on my fuckin face or anything crazy which speaking of this things like this a line where units postik tattoo and your face is that line above the slave accoucheur lane recent gucci main was the have you seen a unity gucci mean ok it's when is it gucci you dude bob gucci main face tat to get ready for this she may is a wrapper and he got a face tat too and faced her too is an ice cream car i saw the i thought its is larry scoops ice cream on it and it says bur up some of tat left up top of other ergo yeah that's the image click on that folks online you you you have to see this if you haven't already mostly internet already has seen it but it's like its clear madness i mean
gets release from a mental institution and then he has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face and it's a scar about war i use of cleaner game it's my honourable just keep saying i'm across dress urgently let me in me words i can't mash goes on forever check brien's tax law brien's tattoo he got it from a guy who is learning how to tat susan tattooed if that's is go now it is this check that i wanted that work for me when i was a major movie there she's like ireland be attached to others may my boyfriend tat his studio he's been trying to teach me can't lopes would you like to be my first person it will be free sir antelopes you know is supposed to practice on pig years and shit foresail acts on pigskin similar due to human scam but of art form man like you know my boy aaron delivered over my body from my crew tattoo does my stuff he totally offered to to fix it
kind of funny story now look like i was the other day i was lying in bed and i worked on this movie caught a better way to die a long time ago and my job was to do like our this you need to make this eager tagged this whole area like all these cars all these walls you needed to make it will make graffiti feeding legacy gang ridden alley in chicago in the new you shouldn't get would yes design gabazoos you five million high level far off suddenly become so interest resist i was a chick i'd be so any run fast substance so many things like three days after i got this tattoo like dude i'm gonna put my fuckin tattoo everywhere side to spread my tattoo and laws on cars in their pinnated snails and a couple places but then i did all these like my tattoos so the damn thing they're watching and then it was like like all this is a movie i work during the well there's my waterfall
to every either yet they that's just change that scene into like the fabulous gang seen everywhere by the way way to people what waterfall tattooed on schools it well i got i went and got the free tattoo whenever and i looked in the book the couple things i liked word like addiction turtles and let that happen and i thought i'd like it in the asian girls at tat time or whatever so i got an hour in chinese and they put together in and said i also like spiderman sleigh mixed the three up and it's like spiderman logo with a chinese letter in the middle hey you know that i know it also new higher primate tee shirts coming to the area for folks who don't know you got a higher primate higher dash primate dotcom that's my clothing on average actually clothing are now called higher primate and its real loki i'm just kind us trying to figure it out before i live on the go commercial with it yes i'll just teachers have fanny packs too
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senator as i did they know that that owing to hitler cat have hammered out whose covered with explosives exposed suicides zalm upon his hand arm for people on knowing what is his death squad doing this all happen when we're on open anthony there's like fuckin many years ago we i came on open anthony and brought with me eddie bravo tate fletcher is like right after tat had done ultimate fighter and tat was travel on the road with us and brian you came on to write and who else was aren't you gonna do another came on a different time you came all the time we roasted jamie timid maybe the bigger resigned made further life in another month matter we ve done many times anyway when we come in and in our tate is such an imposing figure taters his gigantic fucking hunk of a man we walk in the room but you know everybody knows eddie bravo's is jujitsu master he just choked out horror gracie and then you know it's like so opie goes
joe robins with the death squad and then it became we out just started was so silly death squad our corner selves death squad start the ex see this kind of this kind of interesting back in the day when podcast were first made a start making those sort joe show videos and caught him death squad and they were only available on itunes as a podcast the idea i guess i had twelve of amr sunlight yeah those fuckin old videos do some of those were brilliant i went back and why couple those old death squads that you did some of those were fucking funny issue some of the moments we captured were so ridiculous he has got matthew about irish of fear becoming a lawyer ok there a guy who is legally insane and he said he was the holy spirit and he needed help and he wanted to some aren't they wanted me to help him in and then already got involved you can't you guys is what your colleague at her home i was i didn't have a sports like twelve thirty somebody's north sea
you would have his whole argument i had no idea just communist hey listen and should be my lawyer mc work what you mean you my lord if someone's gonna call you when you got you are like what i said i couldn't get another call you back a bar is one those dude who what you got a boyfriend who is this stand up comedian buddy is going to wife and he's got kids and he's got a day job he's got a lock account on their mother fucker he's not always down for the fund like a car i should fear three according to my army i need you to represent me ass my lawyer are you comfortable with this over the background of a pretty high right now but so anyway is gonna call me so he can take down the footage of you you said just now my lawyer take on this but it is very important if you wanted down the footage you're gonna have to call my lawyer crazy guy he was completely nuts and in retrospect neither as i always spirit you i thought it was always spirit i forget a lot about shit that he said he was trying to suit the research on edwards not i would suit protection than i was i like it for being a false prophets
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whose annoying from the gecko which is why we did this in the first place we couldn't get rid of him some amazing about it but if you actually eat to face terrible flora lawful yeah it's not gonna kill you because like you real toxic levels a floor i beg of you ate a whole tuba toothpaste you could probably get really served it says if you even one drop yeah you're not go to the emergency room it was exactly what they might say that just to cover their ass yet as i think as i used as we that may go to thing you know keep em tuba tube taste in my car you know and dislike eat it thought it i never could lie with another key he some bad don't do that man what i was going to sixteen about flora and drinking water and everybody claims to know exactly what the way that sound your hearings whoever comes a double where the people dying whereas when i well interesting within in part about it is that that is all supposedly if you go on line and read the website
communists all based on nazi shit the idea of keeping the people passive and keep people in their place and make further docile and easy to control and i was the idea put forward in the water supply i highly that really helped her to yeah i think it's i don't know if it does help your teeth i don't really know because there's a lot of things that say that no that's not the case it would help your tea this fuckin cleaning i'm fuckin pigs that's what's both good free teeth tom's of main toothpaste and it doesn't have florid in it this is a certain type that we very much hope that just like you eat charter unicycle should i use my life waits book chalk on my man ever do you think that maybe that treaties is proper missing something that you now it is in our own cavities ivan metabolism law really i'm pretty good impression that last time i went to the to the ilo why i went like years without
t cleaning and then i went to the door the dennis and i didn't have any cabin wasn't really surprised you gotta do about do you fuck up oh yeah learn learn from minus eight so many gummy bears don't get emulated cavities and you go to sleep right you just crash with there's no advantages not german rang like and then you gotta clean your teeth because you gums or receive too much which did happen to me there was an area where i had a cap and if you get a really clean around those things because this knowledge natural gas i got a plaque in my gun was receiving a little better than i have to get it really take come from the back and could now that they do not do that there really it's really barriers are this great big hair transplants now because get em now not twenty five years ago when they were now is when you get the proceeds even now don't get it take it from me folks does the way scribe it this is how stupid that the idea of hair transplants are you taking its like taking people who are really healthy and moving into a neighborhood where everyone's dying
cuz that's what it's like cuz they the hair that you have up on the top of your head after you transplant hair is the other hair is going to fall out too so you can looks ok first like when i was unlike news radios when i first got it on my hair like fuckin sporting deserve rogan ass not did you don't get road infrastructure you know i was i was thinking about doing i really needed to bad because i've always had it if i were now but the problem is that if you look at rogaine it only does the middle if the back corner reason it does everything just it was a study that they did in the study they did was on the verge text this gap and the idea was that you can't prove you'd have they would have to go and spend millions and millions of dollars and studies show the reason why works on the script though the recent work at all as it increases circulation to the area so it makes your hair grow it will everyone scout it does it will work in the back you yes especially croatia and rogaine same thing but most people are born but in the back of the head and how to concentrate on one area the head cause they needed like a patch in others
prove that work there so they prove it at work in the back your head and so they just went within a proven grow here good enough then i have to show you that it works with sense not soon to grow in the front but as it is but he died now it does it's it's been what with the way it word of shifting a monopoly that all monoxide when they first made it was a high blood pressure medication swear to god even like on amazon or on their own advertising it says that the area is outweighs you have to go because that was the study scientifically proven yeah sedately may the study regressive isinglass articular eric spent aware that they have to do that though in they can say and work on the other side now they don't want to do that they want to do so you can't say moving might i guess this is we don't look good here someone out of plastic bags sucking mr bags you know does not look like like something a healthy burnett would you anything it's me i gotta go so ok phillotson this crazy things autos yeah may guess yeah february fourth yeah we're gonna bunch shows together irish affair is common to for the next one is actually wes palm beach we do
improvin west bomb beach the twenty eight twenty nine and thirty as was pomp florida so will be the young accounted mr aren't you fear and that as a dope vulcan club it's gigantic is like six hundred fifty fifty seats it's it's off so that's yeah the twenty twond and thirtieth and then were also doing february forth at the mandalay bay theatre the big spot is the new and how many site thousand negotiated bigoted yeah it's pretty why think in canada we did some bigger than that they want to have is behind us and i was showing that there was a few thousand that was nuts that was calgary calgary was crying we did a bunch of shows up to you messed up toronto toronto well enough yet i'm trying to do my special in toronto but i'm having a hard time getting the venue but so it's an april and a lot of these things are booked in advance but if i get up get up good value i want to do the special in april in toronto recorder my
a third a couple different places and i've got an hour and fifteen minutes anew shit so that's enough work i can whittled down and what i want filling a forty four minutes what he'd playing music for prime told you camp ms unless i made this did you make us on you're so multi town newsletters and and you're a stalker and getting hot checks in you you do set design and i hear you doing stanhope comedy when he performing i m gonna sounds and then big fish england there and i'm hosting south comedy club if unless i'm going with you do for they are the thirtieth yeah that's gonna be the shit you wanna come to florida subdue you do do our love to get afforded either i thought leffler i will look it up
third as my story teller shall yet worthy storyteller shows that people can't see in san francisco but you might be able to rely on the front at the purple on that are sold out of so great a put her gone that's once called thicker than water and when it s all a families this weakens funds utter a nice and another one on drugs to sell drugstores nice automated zammit nice damn he's out good do these are really good if people are now has been doing this thing you can do it for about a year now it's really cool and when it is as he does like stand up show but it's not they don't talk about caught they don't do like set up punchline set upon salon it's mostly really funny story because a lot of sort of like you know like pont cast or a lot of the funny or pont cast stories you know in our growers show or in any other ones it's like it's there not like set up consular its can't do women from comedy audience where they expect a certain like rhythm but it's it can be slower than any hall as a comedy words like he was good bright huge laugh
so more involved you know and you can see a comedy movie right if you go to suit calmly movie it's not like always lonnie always funny like they have to set up a lot of what's funny and as a lot of spots where there's no you not laugh and for ten fifteen minutes you know but on stage it's gotta be set up punchline sought pirates and a punch line but did what you're doing like you you're you're making these guys you given them like a venture to then yeah a jellies we're fuckin spectacular man your story of when you with a strict club in alabama with what bar com and either for the perfect like crazy store that's a pretty yeah there's exactly i try to do that one for with comedy like do it on stage but had a punch it up too much i had to add a bunch to make sure i want ya to combine two different scenarios precocious tells the story of our time the tracing mortgage he smells like a month while i got it today there are going to make him do that you're fucking garcia tracy mortgage though the heart of a million great good unnoticed
like tat of a man s uganda jody as organic tracing morgan i just want to has it thank you first of all thank you for rocket man just go out there realise and man i know nobody knows how the fuck this thing works just go crazy haven't got jody as in your life do what do you wonders comedians for real he's like haven't him around you like makes you funnier i really believe that overlaps like was kidnapped someone now guises he saw i don't give a fuck that he makes things more silly and more fun which is its more fun like joe we tell joey
every special i've done this is one of things are one of the reasons why i've thought about not doing in toronto the number one reason is i can't get joey up there can get out there was aggravated kidnapping ninety columbus that places the bar it was the bomb but what i'm trying to do is cities yeah i'm trying to do something that i haven't done and i really love toronto and night my last show in toronto sold out like months in advance it was crazy i've got it so much love in toronto and if the show was so much funnels like this would be a great place to do my shit and it's not like i have done in a budget times where they see my material over and over again it's over saturated and you know pretty much everything on i mean everything i'm doing my sets these days is all shit that wasn't on my old stuff all that stuff has been phased out it's all straight new stuff so most people that i'm running into the road unless they get on youtube all the time they don't know the material so to me to run it was like the perfect spot in outside their their cool there smart enthusiastic it's fun city but i don't know if i could do it you can have
fine i was still i'm going out the venue you now and then in others also i can't bring joey i am so i wonder if you get em meeting if not there he told me he's gonna do we will some gigs imago your job and was warmer the flying a buffalo from buffalo friend mighty stodgy only he's gonna fuckin drive me up their use he's gonna drop off some heroin half way although it is a drop by the bridge it's perfect he would always have some fucking crazy plan he had some crazy plan to sneak into do gigs the funding around either he was dead serious and he would do it doesn't whereas the stories are wearily i'll fuckin happening there are real there are real when you ve come around which only as long as we have and still joey this day still completely unpredictable like you suppose you brian show last sunday it sounds and god was asked he just disappear when it let it was button can a girl with the old one child anson things that make charles bronson he's up new ones coming out this fuckin jason dayton what the fuck's his name
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