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PODCAST #87 - Dana Dearmond, Brian Redban

2011-03-08 | 🔗
Date: 03-08-2011 The uncensored podcast of Joe Rogan. With Dana Dearmond and Brian Redban.
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The Joe Rogan experience is sponsored by the flash light if you go to Joe Rogan dot net and click on the flashlight link in the upper right hand, corner answering the code name Rogan and you get fifteen percent off. Thank you very much for listen, and here we go buckle up, which is ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters lovers in children. Dana D Armand is in the house, Supper Dana Dana and I are e pals. We tweet each other back and forth, but this is our first time actually meeting each other in real life, cool you're, very funny, some funny shit on Twitter, and you said you had a really funny thing. When you broke down this Jennifer
list in fucking. What's his name Adam Sandler movie it. It was really funny with yeah if you haven't seen it. You can get on, you is on you tube on your what it does say, just don't go with it. Just don't go with it, yeah to dot com really funny, and really like you, you, you know you broke it down, like a comic, would break it down like how Riddick Thus, it is first of all was hilarious that you said that Jennifer Aniston was the human equivalent to oatmeal. I am but it's perfect, that is absolutely perfect, like she's nutritious, I would woulda said, like a grilled cheese sandwich, I would've called her but there's a girl, cheese sandwich truck. You don't see an oatmeal track and right, no lines, nobody lining up for our given more credit than meals. What I'm saying thank you just you being a little unfair. I will give her a little more than oatmeal, but I know what you're saying, but you know I wonder I got this node for Jennifer Aniston she's, just
check trying to get some money doing her thing thing and now she's gonna viral smart, water, video and she's, trying to like be with all the youtubers and like make a viral video to other types. Everything she hurting anybody! It's easy to get caught up, hating, someone for no reason and she, somebody Daffy, Qaddafi's, gonna, leave her dad go other Kardashian yeah! That's how you feel about that, but then you know I mean it's. It's also. You know if you in a glass house, don't throw rocks right to live your own fucking life because shit but you're right her stuff. What she's doing it's all like God, damn bitch! I don't have enough money. Do you want to do something interesting that everything you fucking do is like the same goddamned slide
Laurie. You know those romance the worst date movies ever yeah, because if you will you're going on this date, if you're a guy you're already giving into the fact that you're doing whatever you can to your you know, you're gonna pretend to be someone you're, not you know like. I would never ask a check. Go see some crazy, fucking, stupid werewolf movie. If they weren't into it, you know I mean I would never, but women can ask a guy to go, see some wonky ass date night, both Jennifer Aniston Sandra Bullock, movies. Those I love Sandy. Do you love their little sandy? Is it because of what happened to Is it going to exactly why right? I was going to bitch about no strings attached to is Natalie Portman? You have an Oscar but still making bullshit like no strings attached. Pour me I'm the most attractive person ever me and Ashton Kutcher going to have no strings attached friends. Well, they could fuck anybody anywhere any day of the week, a new person every single day and the
make a fucking happy ass. Oh we're just to be friends and have sex and it get complicated. I wonder what's going to happen, What if they fall. If they with that girl, you have to understand what happens she's sitting around her agent calls on. This is what we have for you. It's a big movie. It's but everyone's all hyped on it and next thing you know I got. Red for shit that I really I'm happy. I never got you could just get into going in on these things, and next thing you know you're in an office next thing, you're signing papers next thing on movie set and you're doing this fucking terrible movie. You know boo hoo cry for you no big deal, but I'm just saying they were just out there doing their shit. She looks fantastic pregnant,
should do that movie the where it's like a it's sold like that, were you know exactly what's going to happen, gonna fall in love in cheap, but then it's actually like he murders her, and I love this body like you and me an alien yeah, I only once or eggs. I would be a good idea for a movie yeah. That's right. I saw the of what was it called bureau with the folks at all the but you're so behind in movies. Right now I don't know what this is. Pretty God, Damn decent is based on a Philip K, Dick novel, so it was real really weird. It was really trippy. Like really surprising, like I thought it was just going to be a build a movie, and it would a lot there's a lot of dumb elements, but you kind of have to have some. Shit in a lot of movies, just to wrap up a complicated premise inside in two you
some. I learned that one guy that that thing was also like what is his motivation when he's ridiculously in love with their and your bill. You know what what lies this going on really well, I mean come on really I mean you you're dwell on the ship three years later, because it's meant to be and it's all written down somewhere. I fascinating lying about it, rack my brain over back to the future and that's like from nineteen. Eighty five still things by Other me about it so much time for almost nothing. The rape part He was a rape in back to the future. Yeah Beth tries to rape really, let's write an alternate future, it really is still having like washes car and stuff. Like that. You know it's weird. In that time, you tried to rape me like it bothers me, so really we thought about that. But yes, that again I do take a lot of is I kind of hold in on that kind of stuff. What about the race? I
I don't remember anything about that movie, I'm finding as I get older, like I've, definitely used up hard drive space and deleted a lot of files. 'cause I've been watching movies now and it's like. I never watched it before. I watched simple mind the other day, the the Russell Crowe movie about that genius matter, beautiful minds, beautiful mind, yeah simple beautiful mind and it was fucking great. I had no idea, it was gonna happen literally didn't remember the movie. I know I've seen it. I'm just amount of space, no space man, that's like that social network. That's what's going to happen with that movie to me: like ten years like it was a great movie but it's not a movie you'll, remember you see how many movies man, if you really stop you know it's like, and I was gonna ask you this, because you you do porn, why the fuck. Are they still making porn movies? There is no way you could have seen them all right, there's no way you need a new one if you're really just beating off there's no way unless you're fixating on very specific actresses, which will a lot of guys do. But if you're, not if you're, just beating off geez,
scribe. That's one! We've seen the mall. That's one thing: I've noticed, though it is the characters. It is. You like. A certain actors- and you start wanting to see it like before porn- was always to me. Porn was jacking off, but then I never really got into characters. Sense like twitter, where now I'm fine, when people with twitter and stuff like that, now I'm starting to get them, though, to see a movie with that person. So I see but now that twitter is helping it out a little bit. Yeah! That's that's! That's definitely what's become mean, it's become that with comics as well. You know it's it's a people reaching out and you develop like your fan base and then you all communicate with each other. And then I guess, when some dudes walking off too it's like much more personal or more fun, they kind of feel like oh knew a little bit little bit disconcerting, get. Do she with you because of that, like I'm a fan like I demand this well, I mean even like today coming here. People are like we're going to fuck you and I'm like I'm a per yeah like you know, like you,
Your thing is that you know it's like this isn't a movie. This is real life and you have your real life and outside of comedy and your podcast and Emma Mae stuff and tv and movies. You have your own personal life right me outside of my twitter feed. Read my bad thing, but my bathtub thing like what's your bathroom, I just spent like five hours a day in the bathtub, you just sit around the bath yeah. I just. Can you not clean enough or you want to know all I've done so much porn, definitely just never ever clean. You do unlike a webcam or something I just like looking back to be in the top, you should do it on web. Is there? Is there a psychological thing there or you just like to do it? I just comfortable just feels good even in some warm and wet, not wearing clothes and gives me from eating taking food in bathtub is gross can a hacked it in isolation tank, that's part of the that be awesome from the cat in the hat comes back. That's where he started. Trouble eats cake in a tub, see that's where
right that mother Fucker and he gets those little kids in trouble almost and then he pulls it out with magic of the very end yeah, most people don't eat in the bathtub, well, you're up to date with your cat in a hat that is the shit son, because I have a two and one slash. Two year old. I know she loves the cat in the hat and I love reading it would get all enthusiastic about it. It's fucking great writing. The cat in the hat, especially the cat in the hat, comes back that ones that shit have. You got some Shel Silverstein, yet no man where the sidewalk ends get that you'll fucking love. It would be great if you will read that shit and you kid Batman look at in the hat seems awful psychedelic magic can I had but crazy hat and magic FUCK, Michelle Silverstein
Michelle whatever fucking talking about interesting man, you're talking nonsense, I'm telling you about something, awesome and you're, telling me about something else, and I have no idea, but it's very similar. Let's talk about! What's awesome, I don't want to hear about this. You will think it's a cat in the hat is the shits on he's a cat with a magic fucking hat? He pulls his cat, often there's little cat a little cat, a pulls his hat off. There's little cat be look at sea and it gets all the way down a little cat, z and little cat z has boom and you don't to fuck boomers, but boom fixes everything and when it It sounds a little cat z with the fucking shit hits the fan when the cat fucks everything up. He gets the tub dirty. He gets pink shit out in the snow and on the ten dollars shoes and on mom's dress and everything is a fucking disaster and he keeps pulling out little hats. So other cats can help him and they just fuck shit up worse and worse until it gets to little Katze little cats he's got the reset reset switch, he pulls boom and boom just ship bank.
No matter what little cat z is so small. You can't even fucking see him he's not visible to the naked eye. Okay, they're, going Macrocosm on your they're going Quantum physics right there. How bad ass cat in the hat is so fucked you're stupid was her name again. Cells is shell silver. Shell Silverstein can suck the cat in the hat stock. How about that I gotta say anything. I need this because it has the shakes on. I need to have some kids, because I haven't read this shit in awhile. I need you when you don't have kids. The idea of reading kids cat and add story sounds like fucking, painful punishment. People I've been in the position where I didn't have kids. I looked at people had kids like oh you trap fuck, like
my god, oh you're, doomed you're stuck to that. So I'm over you right now, no way not to you know not to it's normal. If you don't have kids, that's how it's supposed to be set up into. You have him of your own you're supposed to like to to complete your mission in life. Like your your motivation, your goals are to be as unintended as possible. So when you see entanglements in other people's lives, you recognize them as disgusting things. You never want to see yourself. That's why, like you see like someone's, acting like an asshole or someone's, acting selfish or jealous those feelings that you from seeing him like. Oh so gross, that's a mess! wish to you that you're supposed to learn from this you supposed to never ever be what that person is. I guess they're there for you. When you see people with kids, if they're, not yours, you get this screwy message, you get. This mess look at this poor fuck. You think about all the worst aspects of all your relationships and how you, possibly be entangled some other person. That is a fucking. Kid won't stop crying at all your doom, but when you have them all the sudden, it's like well there's this little human and their your little friends, and it's you like
not really another person. It's a part of you, that's become its own individual. You love it literally more than you love yourself and then reading to them and playing with them. It's fun as fuck. It's like you got this little pal like she makes me laugh all the time. She shows me her dumps. She takes his giant shit. The fucking huge they come at his little tiny body can't believe how big are shits. Are you start twittering hurt window way no way. Dude would be jerking off to my baby shit fuck, not long if they fix that fix my cock baby thinking. Of course, there would be at least like five guys if you showed how big your baby shit was were like. What else can I fit in that ass? They would think stuff in there. I jacked off the new kids poop today, Joe exactly there's at least one guy who's going to say that, but she thinks it's hilarious. She goes. I just made a poop log. Poop is what she knows is funny, because it's funny coming out of a two year old. So that's like the
go to word, you know whenever you know what does it smell like poop everything smells like poop say everything smells like poop and laugh. That's awesome but you gotta, get her in on a there's, a show called adventure time. I highly recommend it's like a trippy show for kids, but if you're an adult you will fucking want to get high and watch it. Amazing. All I wanna do really yeah. And then it's like Maria pampers on it. Steve Agee said that he, We did something yeah like a bunch of really talented people. It's really cool the guy that used to flapjack flapjack got cancelled so now he's on it too. Would you ever do a cartoon voice? I think I think that would be one of your ideal things. I think I have what we you did a family guy or ah american dad or something like that. You remember you well, I did it yeah. I did a cartoon voice on family guy and I did um fuck. What else I've done with little kid shit? I feel like I've done something before I've read some books. I read some books that became
on CD long time ago, with Mario Lopez, no way it was kind of fun, could you're reading me a kids story, and I always ah remember, like you know like how was I was a little kid like to listen to it. A sat of someone tell a story. It was like fucking cool he'd, be tucked in bed and here's some really exciting story.
So it's fun it's fun doing speaking of Lopez out remember when we had Alison on she. She was extra behind Mario Lopez and she was just staring at him like. He was like the terminator with this really evil. What she's made done it again, but this time she did even better like at the beginning. They like high five when they come back from a commercial, Mario Lopez and her, and then she immediately goes right back in the character and she's just staring at him down looking, but over over did. It is not yeah she's. Overdoing it this time, just acting just be crazy on tv channel. What is going on with that chick, exactly one template, which is crazy exactly the first time I met her when she was a Brian she's, very nice, very nice person, first time Matter MIKE, who is that girl gang look what's going on yeah, I feel like that. I have sent her to see some real. I don't know- and I'm like I don't remember- members interacting yeah get his name face, but then she's super nice. Yes, like the condors in every she just gets lost in over five. I think you know, like he's constantly, you know just thinking about things and then she looks angry. It's called winning Scott When-
Things called winning winning. This is Charlie Sheen Meme is it's turned a corner, the corner, I watch the podcast and also this is not fun anymore. There's there's two there's three now, but there's two inversions, there's one where he actually tries to do like a talk. Show it's very strong. Change: it's very cocaine. Everyone in the room is like all happy and laughing at nonsense, and there's this one guy who won't stop playing fart sounds it's like you know, probably listen to the Howard Stern show twice, and you know and said: oh well. This is probably all it takes. Just fucking fart board guys blowing off farts in the background for no reason whatsoever and Charlie reading off cue cards, just trying to have those synapses fire in some sort of a reasonable and understandable sequence, because it's just okay and madness in that brain. His brain is ravaged dude he's got
blow out holes in walls and waters leaking out. No one knows what the fuck happens. You, when you blow seven fucking gram rocks your snort numb and smoking him for years and years he fried he barely trying to keep it together. What if this is all a setup for a movie would be an item. Ask genius moving yeah, I mean, maybe not maybe not maybe the best way. I will never ever be on Charlie Sheen Bandwagon fuck him then, why does it just? I don't know, that's the best way. To get people mad, I think, is just to be like I'm not into what you're into fuck you yeah. I actually have not been watching or following any of it. I feel Ok, there's no reward in that. For me,
There is a reward and, following it, there's a reward in studying it. Like he's some fucking Lewis and Clark of Cocaine and whores, you know he's like out there in the woods and shared with indian divorce had been around for very very long time. No worries about the rocket like two mill away about two mil a week is how you discover something new he's got, radical amounts of money, syndication money, and when you have that kind of money, that's how there's dude show up with briefcase. Says and shit, and you know and there's fifty girls in the room he he's doing he's doing other level. Shit, 'cause you're not supposed to get rich and still have this crazy appetite for cocaine and horse you're. Not supposed to be that open about you not supposed to be
public about it. Well, that's! What's crazy! Is that that's exactly where tv's going this horse is concerned? We all live our life supposedly supposedly, this is the real. Is you can get for reality? Show now is having a you stream channel and seeing somebody about to die. Maybe I know him for the whole thing's fake. No, it's not fake and directed by cell Silverstein, and this is going to like the next biggest movie ever you in three D. It's it's also scary. When you look at his body and its face, like the latest once the latest two it looks like he hasn't, eaten or slept in days like his skin is loose on his face yeah, it looks like an old man yeah. What's because he's lost all this weight. How oh look at me that looks like it's only two years older than me, and I don't know I know I don't look like I did when I was young. I look at myself when I was young and I'm like wow. How weird is that, like? That's me, I'm decaying, you know I'm like my body is morphing and changing, but I look better than that. Dude
yeah that looks like Hugh Hefner, Hugh Hefner right there, yeah yeah, that's an old man that a sixty year old man by the way we're looking on you stream. He has all his videos, videos and channels. Name is r, on Ustream and Is w wytv bro, you know here's! I think. That's just one of them. That's on! I mean I think you can. You can watch the actual Charlie Sheen, one re competent. It looks but this one was a million views so yeah that might be it. Maybe it is it, but here's. What disturbs me look at the pointiness of a shoulder. Yeah, look at the bones. Yeah, that's weird is dying, he's dying, yeah, that's real! now he's dying, he's winning yeah. He looks like he looks like Steve Jobs right there, yeah do a liver trends
yeah! Maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's. Why is all this horse? In his house there he's like matching M1 with the matching their organs amans. You bitch. I used to say that about Dick Cheney, that Dick Cheney probably has like seven secret service agents, but only six or real circuit service agents. One guys just some dude who's got his blood type. And this waiting harvesting Dick Cheney to die. So they going to cut this dude open like a fish harvest that one guy behind them with the truck with ice in it. It's ready to throw the heart in there while still beating what blood type are all those whores, What time you are, I don't even know what blood type I think I have like cat blood type or something oh positive. Dana the only one here. That's not high. She high scared. She didn't want to go deep, will nervous. I am a little nervous Yes, it's very hard to be in the same room with people who are professionally funny
because I'm not funny. I could just fucking open my ass and like except a huge cock. You know and everything will be. Ok things will pan out. For me, everybody will, like you, yeah way to go yeah, because I I can fall back on just you know, being pretty you know enough. You don't have to worry about anything. Just be yourself. I don't have to be funny. You don't have to be just, but it is here because I like, you are, but you know what no more than you have to be like, like the beautiful thing about this podcast for real. Is that it's like a conversation? You know it's like what people get a chance to see. Is it's like you but in in on an interesting conversation, you know so just by yourself, so you're all good. That should just be funny thank but you are, you are funny and if you haven't seen that clip, it's very funny, have you ever thought? comedy, Ah I don't know 'cause it's kind of hard because I'm like
the social, only a social marginalized by being a sex worker and then people can. We expect you to be like sexy, and then I read as conversation Brian about female comics and how it's like that's already you're kind of a around down on the latter, because you, you know my boyfriend, my period, my cats, you know kind of stuff and it's really hard to get out of that. It's it's, that is, the business, is very hard for women, and somebody like me coming in, like being pretty and being a porn star, and you know being like having a dirty mouth or whatever. I feel like I'd, be kind of painted into a certain corner of being expect how can you be painted more than you already? I know that's once the task porn star, how could do and being a female comic which
this I mean, arguably the general consensus that would be a notch. Many notches above on the social ladder like how it possibly fuck you up by being funny as well as doing what you already do. Maybe I'm just afraid of failing could be that right. I mean it's very intimidating, like I do like comedy bits for videos and stuff like that, and people have always call me because they need like a pretty girl or a naked girl, or someone will do full frontal and whatever- and I also for an I get jokes and stuff like that, but you know I don't know. If I could, be like Here- are my series of jokes and then try to like change it from you know I feel like I would have to fall back on being a porn star for the basis of my comedy, which is something that is kind of counter productive to what I do as a porn star, because I sort of market my
as a girl next door in a normal person. You know so you like folded in on itself. No would I really don't think it would, because you just be yourself as you age. I need that. No, I did you mean it right Maybe we're not. I think I think what you said know just reading, tweets? I think your hilarious, and even if you just took what I do, is I usually think of a tweet that I really like, and then I try to write a little story around. That tweak is that pretty much is like the the meat of the goal that that and I wasn't open that up, so we can too or soon we're we're down just in case yeah. That's like the me of a joke. You know like a tweet tweet it pretty. Much is the best part of a joke. Usually enough, so I think you'd be good at it. Just based on your on your way to tweet is is just a hundred forty characters as writing material. You know it's just it's it's just Saturday and and not, and not that's the beautiful thing about it, something it's just whatever the fuck. You think about anything. You know
I was talking about like many tweet last night that I was watching this Charlie sheen thing and then he sounds like Hunter S Thompson here, that's crazy, got this crazy, nutty guns. Thing going on. I'm like wow. This is weird right now, I'm stuck is that although drug thing, it's not like, you just go too far over the edge, and you just you know, everything's firing fucking goofy- is that what it is well. Charlie sheen has been famous pretty much all his life and he was like born into a famous family too. So I mean that kind of set you back a little bit to begin with, because you're already scrutinized being watched pretty closely and you're in a bubble, because you're rich from the moment you're born clay yeah. What's the company makes you do is be real, as you can't fake it, we can't pretend something's going on that's not going on. You know what what's happening is happening when, when you're talking about something you better be actually thinking about something on those little animals out there going to smell it. I don't know it's not going to work like me, fucking happy Heckler, I'm the worst
yeah, you heckled MIKE Young. I know it was so funny, though it was better meaning to like the eleven people that were there. Well, listen MIKE Young needs, it falls. Needs it as long as you don't do that to anybody good and don't just filming, but sometimes we bomb we're trying to work something out like when you tell when people are working things out. I'm sure you can. I'm sure you just felt insulted by what MIKE Young was selling. Yeah. I know that feeling he was like peeing on my shoes and tell me it was raining this miserable Can you can, you know guys can go down a bad road and then he was like hey. I see you you have bangs and I was like male that burn bangs, oh yeah, you can come to her loud. You can come do a Joes show tomorrow, if you want to do a five minute set. Everything here to know we're doing a show tomorrow, yeah before I even this week, is comedy and magic club, so
Friday and Saturday Saturday, the the comedy MAGIC Club, Hermosa, Beach and tickets are there's still some left, but not much, and then next week, Friday night we're going to. Gotham is beat me in the wild Jew in Gotham at nice feeling was like aliens and that's next next Friday night, then Wednesday tomorrow at Am House, sells Comedy hall and telling time secure Christine and a lot of people. Why this lesson yeah either to a lot of people, don't know it's gonna be really fun and that's a good a great place to around. I came up with two new jobs. Last time I was, there really is on yeah. That's awesome, 'cause, it's such a little intimate or an environment, and everyone knows that it's like you're there for that. You know it's like everyone, Well that you there. I did my material, but I'm really. Where do I want to entertain you, but I also want to go down crazy road to see what happens completely. Free ball,
and you can't do that in big crowd. You need to do that like an like an eighty ninety and then you just you really know, what's funny and what's not, you can't get off any tricks. Intimate environment, a really small room. You can't get off any tricks, it's like it's either funny or it's not yeah, and and it's a very truthful you know, and you could do that, I'm telling you you could do it when you're when you're talking about not wanting all these other things like not wanting to be to me, you've already managed to avoid that and the most demeaning job possible yeah. I guess I have seriously. I mean that depends. I don't feel like it's, not demeaning, meaning I think there could be forced to and who won the judges anywhere, such as anybody. That's not hurting anybody. If anybody just not hurt anybody whatever you're doing how weird it may be, that some people think that you're happy I'm brain washed or maybe I need to be rescued food- or maybe I just I was raised in properly or you know I'm sorry he then or something that I'm just you know. I need the right person to slap. Some sense,
because they think that, because for most people, that's the case for most people in your business, that's case- I mean it's not an irrational reason for them to think there, for Sarah percentage doesn't account for all abilities, so there's a lot more variables, variabilities, there's, there's a lot more variables doesn't count for all of us and there's people can be. All kinds of things, for no fucking reason and to say that it's all from abuser- You are happy growing up, happy person, yeah, very mom, dad brother cat,
everybody normal shit. Just really open about sex in your house like how did you become so uh, I don't know, I was like I'm weird and I've always been weird like I asked my mom. What was I like when I was a kid and she was like pretty much exactly the same way as you are now just shorter, and I was like okay, then, like this kind of neurotic silly person for a very long time, and I never had like any sex talks with my parents. I think at a certain point. They were like it's really normal to experiment with sex and drugs, but you probably shouldn't drink, and I was like what I'm gonna go get drunk, because if my parents think that drugs and sex are cool, they must suck be nerdy or whatever, like. I think I kind of went Alex P Keaton on them right little little, flip man, that's something you got to really be aware of when you're raising kids just tell them what you want to do right. No, you don't yeah you, they're kind of figure out a way to trick him trick the little monsters yeah
so you just gravitated towards the alcohol to be a rebel yeah. I was like a like a really bad drinker. When I was younger, I went through phases, where would like not drink at all, but then, like pick right up in like be a drunk person until I was like twenty three one yeah I would just like. I did and like sex, I mean it wasn't like super interested in it like I had boyfriends and stuff and, like my parents never tried to make me feel about about sex, but the man that I was with always dead, like they made. You feel bad about it, and what about? Like how many people I've had sex with or like what I'm into or whatever- and I was just like, I was found it to be pretty straight, so I guess we parents raised me to have good ideas about sexuality, but really, like wasn't really pant like laid out for me in anyway. Well for men. You know you want to know how many partners, because then the likelihood of her leaving you becomes assessed like how long she
that is such a sensitive thing to say, which I think is really interesting, because I think a lot of people would say you know to see if she's like a whore or slutty or if she's like diseased or whatever she gave me Herpes, there's that too. There's that feeling that she's, not spirit, I think that's pretty pretty. Well, you're, going to give you a love up to a girl, yeah. Well, what the fuck is accumulation of all your experiences, sexual right, where the fuck you want to. Maybe you may miss the problem is it becomes like you find out about like trains that were run on and like how many times it to him. The h like how many gang bangs three you know, then you start thinking. How can I ever think that that's where axes special between us, you know how can I ever think that a that this is. This is for real worthy of my love, real. It's not what I see in the movies. You know, that's not what I see in Sandra Movies, Sandra Bullock
We get the train run on her. You know she doesn't go to work and get funny ass and then come home and want to cuddle with you, so she could fucking do whatever now for a woman, she can go full vanish she's on the verge of banishing, already she's forty years old, forty three years old or something like that. She is very cute. But I mean you're not going to want to see her as she's sixty in a romantic comedy about a woman trying to find her way and she coaches a bunch of black guys that are playing, ball and she learns a valuable lesson. Like milk, like on the blind side, maybe she was a little bit of ah like a mom, not like a girlfriend or sexy boss, it's so fun, how we identify with someone who's gone through some crazy. I know actually on television AZ crap. She doesn't deserve that. She seems nice,
but I do wonder why she was married to that Jesse James yeah. That seems weird lately, tattooed all over the place. What is that about? I never really understood that you got like they both enjoy cocaine or something or he's a charmer there's some guys are charmers, and I think he was very obsessed with being fame. As the man looking for a little yeah, it's a great. So what we have here is a charmer. He is a bull artist and he's getting this girl to believe him. Now we have a dead baby in Florida. A homeless talks about yeah. This is this is dead baby in Florida. Nancy grace is on that shit. You will look for this story on CNN dot com. You will find nothing Here we have the mother come home from war boss, cigarettes with the baby in the car. She
Casey, Anthony's, so much. She like killed her daughter, Caylee Anthony in Florida, but no, but it's like the thing is she's not like ever trying to present herself is like an impartial news person she's like and Casey Anthony. They will figure out the truth about you, 'cause, you murder. Your baby, like I said, he's a there's, a freudian right. There bias well she's, not she's, not supposed to be a news person she's like a discussion person which is a form of computer, but that's the interesting part comes she's gotta figure it out The crazy thing is like when she, when she's talking about Tiger woods, like woah, woah, woah, settle the fuck hum hooker. I thought you were all about dead babies in Florida. What are you doing about black athletes that, like to fuck but really you're, going to route three weeks working on black athletes that want to fuck really.
Who are these girls? Where do they come from? How did they get his phone number? Well Nancy. Grace Nancy grace. He probably gave it that anybody could use on black cock. It's Nancy Grace. I could see her enjoying it. Couldn't you I pay for that. I could see her enjoying it. I could see her again, stuffed somebody just finally fucking treating her like she's, really sexual and hot, for the first time in twenty thirty years should get into it. Big Mandingo Ebony sword. Sword, knows how annunciated the w sword. Oh you're, such a dead sea. That's fucking comedy right there, that's timing! You could totally be a stand up. Comedian. You could totally do it. I'm telling you, with the same real comics and comics and porn stars are very very similar. We all come from some fun.
In weird ways where we didn't get what we were supposed to get where young and there's a whole you fill that hole up. However, you want with jokes or with dicks, is the same thing. There's room for both my whole yeah, I'm telling you could do it. You could fit hands in there and shit claps people doing clap. You got five minutes tomorrow, south, oh, my! Don't I have to do it no pressure. I don't want to fuck what happen with her with drinking. Do that can't you can't push are in a direction she's to push back, Take your bullshit, so psychology yeah nice fucking, try to trick you. So the funniest photo of you. She has by the way she has an obsession with tranny like she is addicted to tranny. I agree. I saw one of this big black giant and seventy like seven to seven hundred and seventy. She was giant. She was that
huge girl, she's so funny. How was it she was that even a turn on that, I just thought she was like. Really owning her shed pounds. Use like work in the room like it must be fun like I'm five a and I feel like I'm a little bit too tall. You know, and if I may yeah I can the tranny like something I eat in touch with my inner any inner training. My for my masculine side, it my masculine feminine side bone bone bone.
I don't know what is that making a bird? No, but what is a terrible time to get your balls caught in your pants and you have to adjust this conversation's going about like the last thing I want. Is anybody think that I'm getting a hard right now, but I'm shifting in my pants, because my balls pants better moment about a black bar over talking about like fem boner, something and I'm like God, damn it? I don't have to adjust my balls, I'm I'm with terrible timing, I'm very obsessed with Rupaul's drag race. I've been watching it for all three seasons and I really like the drag drag queens likes to hang out with drag queens a lot when I What's the obsession just that you find a cool or interesting aesthetically when people are just really being themselves, It means like dressing as a different gender or whatever it's just because that's like what they feel very ambiguous, and I really like that. Why not right yeah? Why? The fuck, not like I used to go out like pulling drag, looks with drag queens in Florida, and I like blended in with them, I thought you were a big woman.
Like a dude, dressed a girl dressed as a dude, dressed as a girl like some pretty next level, inception, type, shit, is the next level shit. Your hands are too small and too small my you're a dude. You are really one of those people that were supposed to be born a woman. Yes, you know wow. That would be First, it's way better to be a woman who looks like might be a tranny than a dude looks like a woman, but so is there any is that are like the like girl like a gin and they're like jeans, are just messed up and they just ended up with a deck but they're like really more woman right. They have a whole different like if they want to do trainee porn there, it's a very neat sh and that they look more like women and then like someone that maybe sir transitioning later in life, for that was more masculine right, and so it opens their door to like be like the best transsexual prostitutes or porn star or whatever like they could really like cash in
that you know if people really want to make their strategy keep taking an issue we're in deeper in to be the best. Is it possible to compete who's the best? yeah. They like train awards, Bailey Bailey Jay got the best transection Former? U follow the trainees yeah she's addicted me is addicted training me and I follow them back an well. You call me and I think, they're, just hot girl there, probably just happy that someone accepts them I think I should any why shouldn't everybody, except in Joe Rogan you're right exactly, I think, there's a broad spectrum learned something here today. There's a huge spectrum and all I care about people thought they were gonna, hear about like that fighting stuff. Uh for like fucking stuff, and we are teaching people real values. Well, I mean that's what this thing is about. This is just a conversation. Yes, we. We it's so easy to judge people valuable
good family values and an we naturally gravitate towards teams and if you're, not on team dress like a guy all of a sudden there's something fucked up about you, but you're, a fucking guy, who really loves dressing like a chick fucking, mind who's, anybody to say, there's something wrong with that. I couldn't just like a guy and I might not lady girls dressed like guys all the time. I never have a problem with it. I don't want to dress like a woman, but I don't give a shit if you do every time, village makes hot who I think, she's hot. Every time I dress like a guy. Someone goes with Hilary Swank she's like a dude. I think so. Is it like I've? I've heard to say that they think she was single, a man I'm like I don't know, maybe you get a certain amount of man in you you to be a certain amount of masculine to appreciate a beauty like Hilary Swank, which is a little on the
yeah, but I never even thought of that before you need to be more dominant, more masculine Herman yeah, you don't want to be like a frail man and you want to fuck Hilary Swank Show mount you and ground and pound you. I feel like I'm, I'm actually probably more masculine than Hilary Swank the person I will I have to see the two year together because when you see someone in real life, like people always tell me when they meet me, god damn you're, so fucking short so. You know it's true, five, eight, but on tv yeah, but on tv you know you live pick. You know you're on television and these people meet me in there like towering over me and the like. Well, you know, like you meet a guy. Sixty four hours ago, I thought you were focused taller, like you, don't know what anybody is like until you actually meet me right, I mean you have to see like I've met celebrities that I thought were like these big people and there's this little tiny people. And then look at Conan O'Brien. I never knew he was at. All I can say is very tall which I'm sure it makes it awkward when he does it no because towers over all these people. He wants to be unassuming, be you know, you know it's. It's interesting thing
so who's more manly earlier should have to be sitting right next to you is when she did million dollar baby and she played the boxer. Look pretty fucking manly. She was young, but she was yoked. Do you remember that I could workout? If I didn't love not working out, but she or in a civil issue, did at some pretty sure, she's more mask on it. You know, I don't know, look if you were together right next to each other and she Buff doesn't mean they're like masculine fuck, it doesn't yeah it does. It's all dere he related to how difficult would be to rape you that's what exactly what it is. You would like to be a tangle like kind of dim. I can't even get hard, because I gotta fight and fight for my life here and feisty. If a man feels like you could just absolutely run away with you like grabbing, I'm just modeling tortured people on their balls. I don't think I would have any problem like trying to like punch someone in the face or rip their eyes out or kick them in the deck or something I've been like very aggressively sexual towards men and shame them right. So I feel like that would be an advantage of
rapist, rapist out nobody tried to rape me 'cause. I can kick your day involving all I'm saying. Is that are you trying to get people to rate me? Not so you know your follower shape you, I'm not saying it. No, please don't rape Dana! Please! thinking about it. Please stop thinking about it. That's not what I'm saying is that so One woman becomes manly like this when she looks how it's very rude, and it's very right, it's so inconsiderate, it's so inconsiderate. I want to fuck you, even if you don't want this girl is talking to the other day on. She said she was raped twice and I'm like I'm like which one
the better one, dude write that down write that down. That's a big! That's a bit like if you had to choose one like which one you gotta do that tomorrow night it sells one hundred percent. That is a bit no doubt about it. That's really funny! I think it's really funny for some people, unlike the Bts of porn movies, I'll try to be like. When did you lose your virginity, and some people just full on is like how old were you in the first year rates? Yes, behind the scenes, footage industry, talk, sorry that's from that's and for our size. I wasn't even ask, as I thought I would say, with zero. I thought you were saying like a message board like a BBS networks like the little bitch, it seems that it or like how old were you when you they show you guys like do Xing and and clean your, but I always try to trick people into like watching me p and do some stuff, because they're not really for the film right peeing. No, because like this against the have like a problem with it. Well
my blood being on people some places I've seen, but I did a movie called girls. I for vivid all started by human I and I had a girl taking a pregnancy test and she peed on it on the toilet and they can show it because it's like in a cold environments. Yeah, like a normal environment, like pp, goes in the toilet, not in Dana's mouth persons, mouth I saw. What you think, sagai piss in someone's mouth live is really funny. I think it's funny. Yeah. I think it's more hilarious than anything that you know. Somebody like they want to look up to movies movies and I wanna see naked people and they want to see some weird shit but then also kind of want to laugh. I see I know this says you know rock and roll. It was a the guy that used to do a called extreme Elvis. Oh yeah, I've met him. I met him yet he's buddies with Doug, Stanhope and Doug was opening up for him at this bar and tie goes up. There he's fat as fuck, really good singer, like he's really good and the ban is tight, you know it's not the bizarro show and then the guy takes his clothes off
Michaels, I'm a complete microphallus. I mean it's like to the point where people laughing. Instead, I believe it's still up on my website. I believe I took a picture of his dick and he's pissed in this woman's mouth he goes. Who was direct drainage per he's going? I do I do she gets an a, and I took pictures of the whole thing I too he's put took pictures of them kissing and I'm out pacing in a glass. She she drinks, a glass like is crazy, and he arms off stage and in the crowd and some woman tries to stick a beer bottle up his ass? You, like PQ, woman tries to stick a beer bottle up his ass and he goes that's wrong. Holes writing or get it right here like he helps her stuff. This beer bottle up his ass and she panics and just dropped the bottle like she panicked like she thought she would stick her beer bottle up this guys ass and he would freak out like hey what the fuck, but he goes. You get the wrong hole, honey, trying out, guide you in there and he starts helping her. Stick a fucking beer bottle up his asshole, but that's how deep this guys? What did you go yeah, so I run into I mean, I think, that's our.
I run into him so fucking laser show running but the preventive show and now he's no longer extreme elvis- and I think it's like playing sober now now used to- hammer yeah fuck before you do, that show an you know I was talking for met him before a while ago, like at the bright spot or something talking out. The problem ends a show about a guy that I used to know who was a male feminist, that's how he would describe himself as a male feminist and It was just like really sad week. Guy, yeah seems kinda like sub e yeah. It was very sabi, and he was this guy, like this really like a bag of Jello as a human beings. Just like an so she left him, and so anyway, I was mocking this whole idea of like how the fuck could you be a male feminist and after I get off is he goes well, I'm a male feminist and I'm like oh wow. I would love to be you on that, like we should do this on tv online. You just said it. You just said exactly what I said like a fleshy
ball of Jello, with a micro, phallus and you're a male feminist. Well, of course you are. You have fat, lady well, basically, now no offense, you're a bad fucker at what you do when when you do that crazy Elvis thing but, like you know, talking about being a feminist like be whatever the fuck you want to be, but you can't tell me it's not, details you're you're you're, like really into the female of the species like you're you're, really like thinking of them. First, like what the you talking about about being a God, Damn human about being a human across the board, sexually, what This male female gay straight training gives a shit how about being across the board, not a fucking feminist. You, dumb ass, you can't and that when you only want to help women only want to promote women. You fucking weak bitch, that's weak shit! That's we! I don't even call myself a feminist. I went I would say, like I'm, not not a feminist because in other things I can get on board with and whatever. But you know, there's so many different ways that feminism that people will come behind you and just
Is this grouping everything together stupid to begin with? Yes, all groups are stupid. You know all of it anything were you looking out for one. I mean you can't fuck to fix the world. I mean there's some things that you have to have like. You have to have some sort of a group. That's there to investigate claims of racism when it comes to jobs and stuff. Like that, I mean you have to have some groups. Little impossible group segment, that's good sure, yeah as little as possible, there's little God, damn groups as possible. That's the key! You know people get fucking team mentality mode and just go after I'm on team straight I'm on team queer. You know I'm on this, I'm on that they can't help it and they get. I like at all everybody's gotta, lighten the fuck up right. Dana yeah is not the key This world people say that we'd could fix the world, that's like for real, it's uh, some silly. It sounds silly.
From a fucking comedian, a porn star and a video comedian, we had a real. Obviously so maybe people listen to us 'cause, maybe we were a little bit more informed. I read this post on a message board the other day about this dude who talked about it smoke pot for the first time in like seven years, and he was absolutely terrified to his core and then it brought up. Crazy thoughts of childhood and he could not handle it, and it began open up this fascinating discussion because some people are saying: that's normal and some people are saying. Well, you got some shit. You got to deal with this fucking with you in the back. You had in your in your sober life you're not addressing it, but that's why weed is good for you you're supposed to look at everything all the time and a lot of us No, we like to bury shit in the back of our hand and try not to dress whatever is fucking with us, and we just turn the light on that shit. Whatever you having your life, that's fucking with you that you're trying to put deep in your subconscious marijuana does not allow that it doesn't allow.
So people say: oh, it makes me paranoid, not know it's making. You think about the shit you need to be thinking about. You should be fucking paranoid. You should be aware of how vulnerable you are. The world is very fucked out I had to like move, because people were stealing my mail when I live in silver, like I had to like move to a high security, because I knew where you were yeah fans like that like I did think I was paranoid, but I was like no. These people are for real, like know who I am, and it's kind of trippy did you have happy childhood is uh. Oh yeah, absolutely I my parents were involved in everything PTA girl scouting. I was figuring there? Are they say finger skating? How do your parents deal with what you do now? Uhm? I don't know, I don't know if they deal with it. I don't know it's not really. Something special is a non issue. Turn on issue yeah,
really they like no big deal, you just yeah having sex on film yeah wow, that's fast and pretty much also see that you know, I have a reasonable amount of fall, wing and fan base and people who appreciate what I contribute to the porn industry. Besides. Just being just a bunch of fake hair. You know just you, contribute being your personality and your so yeah yeah. Definitely, but my my parents respect my decisions which maybe kind of very foreign concept for most people for a lot of people. People's parents tend to tell them what to do, and my parents are oppositely told me like: were they religious at all No, that's the reason my parents are religious yeah. What is their background? Oh my. My grandmother is from Germany
and I don't think that my mom was raised with religion, my grandmother is like a new age. Is your dad do for living whatever my dad does kind of weird shit like he works at a catering company now, but he was like on site security manager of a storage facility, and he used to be a ceo of a software company and he quit that to be a fish farmer and then he like to like ranch cattle and Oklahoma, like my dad, is kind of all over the place wow. That's kinda cool, though my dad is like kind of like a genius at all, all sorts of things, but like for that amount of time. You know this board just like yeah he's like turbo thruster, like really why not man it shouldn't be able to just fucking change cruising you like all the time and my mom works company that makes stuff to blow up brown people in Florida. Wow a missile company like yeah, some form of arms,
don't have to be brown. We might Jackson, yellow people in North Korea. Sure I keep talking shit, keep talking shit but rice eating mother fuckers. We got some shit for your day. My mom is been like in her job for a really long time. Bunch of people got mad at me, people this MMA forum, because there was kentucky- and there was some fights going on in this kid who was a wrestler- was fighting this other guy who's kickboxer from ITALY and he lives in America, but there were chair USA, USA. You and I was like really Kentucky my that guy lives in Miami right, we're all immigrants all right. Everyone in this fucking country descended from immigrants that no one was here ten thousand years ago. It was all ice, you fuck all right. That's the whole deal with America. This guy actually lives here in yellow in USA, and you know- and people were like saying, like you know something wrong with patriotism and you're enforcing your. Leaves on other people on my gum and making fun of shit. I think it's stupid know you're being colored commentary
silly you're yelling at USA, what you just watch these guys for their God Damn technique and their courage and what the fuck they're trying to accomplish, and the difficulty of the task is a great god. Damn fight between this all american wrestler, who beat filled Davis, Ann Ryan, Bader's, bad ass, fucking wrestler, and this italian kickboxer is trying to get his ground game together. It's a great fucking fight these you, if you, if they spit all over the back of the person's head in front of them dumb mouth breed suckers, how you know they get mad at you for being upset of the house. Did you feel about that? Your your time over in Kentucky, because I I grew up around there- and I I is going through kentucky- was always a fun time in Louisville is great to Louisville flat Rate City yeah, the comedy clubs, fantastic people. There are super cool view, the work they were super cool. It's like it's got this weird, so southern sort of the bite, like almost hippie thing,
going on, there's like a lot of like young people. There there's a lot of like open minded people and there's a lot of old money and then there's a lot of ghetto yeah. So it's this weird combination of ships- car no, not Lexie, not in Louisville Louisville's old money. It's like it's a rare part of the south, where it's law. There's a lot of like really stab Lish, like Social, clans and groups and social There's a lot of money, really old money money there, but a lot of educated people too, but there on that show the forty eight there on that show all the time. Well, yeah you're getting jacked in Louisville I got I got. U verse or agency shows real dead bodies. That's so creepy! It's dark! I watch weird that you can show anybody getting. Shot in a movie. But you can't people really fucking yeah. Some days are like a woman experiencing sexual pleasure, it's okay! Ok, it's do the but like all, but like Canada, God a girl having an orgasm. It's very, not done yeah,
right! Is it ever happened? Yeah you? Never you never see like the girl coming. So even if it's the like even like when Howard Stern to the private parts and the girls like on the speaker like having orgasm and how we're just making the noise. I remember that was so shocking when that came out like that was so yeah when that movie came out. That was hot when she's sitting on the speaker and he's going to microphone. That's interesting that it's not thought of as being very important if you come because it's all leftover barb ranch, at least to hold you down by your hair and just shoot a load in you and run away. That's what it is. That's how people made babies back then let's grow, it is grow, but it's the reason why men are stronger than women. Why aren't you strong too you're? Not
to do so? We can rape, you easier. It's really that simple, there's, no logical reason why you wouldn't be, like God, made me tall where were stronger to fight off other men that want to fuck you and kill the babies. That's strong! That's totally right wrong to rape you and to fight off other men get so you're suppose, otherwise he would be strong too. Why don't you start? This? Guy is Russell each other, so they get all out of their system. You put me in a session that academics haven't even considered YO. I haven't even looked into this it so deeply. They're scared because of social constructs right we had our severe on his a podcast had a gas that was addicted to going to bath houses mean massage parlors up to get laid use the size name. No, no! No! I'm sorry, but I have a mom with a mask on yet despite a man mask on yeah did did I almost said his name yeah. I know yeah many sorry this is live. Maybe we should consider not having Charlie Sheen anyways
I never knew like. I always heard the hand job thing where they say handles, but he was talking about how there's places here in la many places that he can get just like fucking on Hooker said what- and he says that he's gotten to the point where he has places that has favorite places with his favorite he's like yeah. This is like an l, a ten at this one place wow and it's one hundred and fifty dollars. He was fucking. There sit there and fuck after you do a fifteen minute, massage whoa, and he says he says, and I even bring out the women, so they can look like the Bunny Ranch where they all come and say, hi and stuff like that massage parlor. Is there a thing where you can get you a massage part of your sex massage at the end, because I think more boxing writers, because the wind down they give you a legit massage and then the jerk you off of the I would take the massage at the end. I'm crazy thing is learning yeah. I fast out the gate and then I would get the the one. Oh, I see yeah, so you would go wow. That's interesting for guy, I think, is the opposite. Right. Give me a massage first and then beat me off
because you beat me off. I just want to go away. I'm done see mean a massage, that's good! I feel good. I'm lives when men have an orgasm there's so fucking instinctive need that you have to overcome. To just run. Like you said, you come just to get away true in real life, fuck the movies in real life. When a guy comes, I'm telling you he wants to run away, I mean you, stay. If you love your wife or your girlfriend, and you know you have this relationship together, but if you don't We don't know each other that well, and also do you fucking like me. What if I done to snow sometimes sometimes, if you really love the girl, but there's a lot of times when you're, not there's a lot of times when you just want to run especially if you're drinking thinking- and you know that somehow another you glad the alcohol and your penis to talk you into some unreasonable situation and then, as soon as you orgasm, that it becomes clear what the fuck happened
and then you want to run away get me out of here. So what I'm trying to say is way better to get the massage first losing. Then, then, like good, we're done we're done here. We're done! Thank you. He also said that out how he got an escort once- and it was in this weird small, It was a three o'clock in the morning in in he. He he only had two options and like on the internet, you found like their websites and won. The lady was already out doing something else, but the other one you know like it, which her eyes only and then like so like her leg or something like that 'cause, it could show the whole thing and so he's like fuck it. I might do this if she had a really nice seemed really nice on the phone or so then he comes over and it was like she she was just like. Like stab wounds. She, like her teeth, were all fucked up voice. Sound like pj stands where's that at a at a at a gate here is a link that no- and he said it was so bad that, like he would like felt like he, it was impossible to this guy. So then he goes yeah,
this thing that I like to do it's where you give me a blowjob. I put a blanket over you. While I watch porn and she's, like you know and then afterwards he's like. Do you mind? If I finish myself up, you got me all hot and bothered and just put one leg up over on and just starts fucking masturbating, oh ah, it's got sceptic tank Thio are each of your skeptic dictated that squad podcast! Listen to that! That's so sad! I I have a friend he's been addicted to go to those massage parlors forever and he's never had a girlfriend as long as I've known yeah, I've known him for more than ten years, more than ten years that I've known him all this guy does is he's not a very good looking guy and he's not built very well went bald really young in life and he's never been successful and just has a real hard time. He gets real nervous around chicks, so he just goes these asian massage places just gets whacked off all that, so a good percentage of like it doesn't make a lot of money, so the good percentage
This guy makes every week goes just getting whacked off and like he takes them out on dates sometimes, he was talking to me about it once we're playing pool. It was talking about it's like yeah. Well, you know I'm taking around a date this Friday, so what you gonna be. Okay, all right. So, like don't judge of Joe, no I'm saying, do you think? Is she going to be your boyfriend? Are you going to be her boyfriend like what's going on, like you guys going to a good romantic comedy right. There wax off dudes all day and then in love with your but I felt like this. I felt like what the way he was telling me it was almost like he had talked her into doing it cuz she don't wanna, lose him as a customer. I know times are tough. You know when you get that eight thousand seven hundred a week coming from one dude. You know when you think about it, you just do it himself like every other day or something yeah. Can he'd like to fucking, find a fat chick with a mustache and just like look, we can fuck each uh
once a week, but I have to get really drunk every time. I do it and she's like no cash Brian, get jerked off by cute asian girls. What are you talking about he's already plateaued on higher horizon that you don't understand human nature, son you're talking some unrealistic nonsense. Does work, that way right, that's right, Joe Yeah I'm in traffic today is sponsored by Bush lights. You totally could be like working for entertainment tonight right now we got user comma. Can we got it yeah, like my legs, real name? Oh that's right, like Ressam up, she had Allegri surfer. Sometimes it seems like. Sometimes they would go like Mary Hart's legs were just like greasy like she just had banana oil all over her and shit like that. It's not funny man show. Does that make sense to you being being a woman being away
missing, like men like freaking out about body parts and seem like that's, why you need to like sell a car some woman with slinky legs like fold them over and gets in the front seat, and everybody wants to buy that fucking Cadillac, there's pussy in that car is some crazy connection. What is it like to to be a professional woman like that to be a professional sex symbol? Do they look at you in ninety? Nine percent of them are thinking about sex. I think it'll sex you've had and what you're selling, if I wasn't in the business, I'm in, I feel like people would probably look at me. That way anyway, yeah. It was because I'm always like I'm trying to talk it out with my coworkers and stuff, and I'm like, I think this guy just wants to fuck me important star and then, like Manuel Ferrara, looks at me goes no idiot. They want to fuck you you you're you're hot, I'm like, okay, yeah! I can make up whatever back story, even if they've seen like a like a digital,
image on under computer or not people can like. When you see a hot girl, you are have a whole, your imaginations. Great run, while if I worked with you at bath and body works, I would wanna fuck you the whole time I was at that body works exactly. Why would I I am not I just this is information that I've acquired. No with that what you said, you're being honest, but it's it's also very possible that you want to fuck you, because he saw you fuck people in film and I've. Never once did. I have watched her fuck one time on film. Now. That's yeah? I was just like you have to stop looking at me naked because we're friends now that just not the way that it goes there's. No. Social taboo between you watching porn that I'm in just 'cause we're friends a lot of people that I find important. It's kind of strange. There there's lines that they draw. You know there's very distinct lines like I remember this
couple that I meant we were doing the man showing his couple came on and they were talking about how they're allowed to fuck other people while they work they're both in porn but then off work you're not allowed to just go round and my fuck paper right and I was like wow distinction like how do you? How do you figure that one out you're, okay with I'm fucking, whoever at work? But that was the other thing like one guy was on the set and his girlfriend started sucking his his dick when the camera wasn't running, he's like hey what the fuck. And he got all mad. That's weird how we crazy that's weird: how crazy is that he's like I've heard fuck, you guys aren't even filming and she's just suck nothing what's up I've? Actually, I've worked with people and they have the same kind of thing where it's like However, they want on camera, but the guy has to like stroke himself I think he's like getting ready to go like the girl can't help it like free against there. It's like. Maybe they might be.
Thing people, I don't know, isn't that crazy, but yeah, that's just their socially Managua have a rule. They have ah there's a line that you draw well. I I used today a guy in the business and outside of work. We didn't fuck around or whatever. No, and he did some things that I found were questionable and he and he was like there's a camera in the room, and I was like you're a fuck. That's fucked up, that's not the something that's hilarious. Yeah hold one, doesn't count No! No, but I mean it just you. Your boundaries are your own and it doesn't matter what you do for a living just because you're, a comedian doesn't like no ones allowed to tell jokes in my house you know just that's just not the way that life works, but you, if you have like kind of contracts like marriage or right you're with somebody, and you say: okay. Well, we live together now so like I don't want to sleeping with other people, even though I do porn for a living. Do you know
I'm saying it's just yeah what you've arranged between the two of you. That's a weird thing, a wide range anything why why make something that someone can't do if you're, allowing the most sacred of sacred things you're allowed? person to fuck other people right on on film. Why not just allowed to be themselves Why put any boundaries just here come here at night, and and this is where we live 'cause, I don't know if sex is not that sacred to some people, maybe maybe like the people that I work with. They don't have my address right? You know what I mean and maybe that's a little bit more. Might try to see my security is more sacred to me than actual the actual physical active. So that's true right yeah, that's true like pleasure is like. Would you get mad every time you masturbate to the video or you know you know what I'm I'm saying is put put a boundary on, though, why put it not necessarily I see what you're saying you're saying you, know what they're Virgo and they're just you know. They want things to be a certain way. You know so, in conclusion, let people do what the fuck they want to do and
and someone who you're compatible with instead of trying to morph someone to your expectations, that's the number one problem with relatable yeah people find people that, are incompatible with them and they try to make him fit and it doesn't fucking work that way. One per it's a control freak in the other person's anal and whenever they don't would, if they don't want to do the thing that they've agreed that they don't want to do. You know like it's not compatible, they've agreed like negatives, any negatives. He took me level level. Webster compatibility lies that they both for what reason or another think it's okay to do porn, but outside of work they agree to sleep with you leave them there and they can write together. That's a definitely a compatibility, yeah good point, yeah they're, all agree. If that it's done with necessarily judgments or whatever I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm just saying it's it's an odd thing that you don't have a boundary on someone fucking people on camera, but
we do have a boundary with them doing it for pleasure on their own right with another purse, because that might be emotional, what are is or what right my story, isn't what it's it's understood when you're, not really about that right! Exactly porn is acting and athleticism athleticism, as winter, calling ass fire monkey, I'm a crazy person monkey. You know, and it's not comfortable, it's it's not for you! It's for the camera. It's you know it's and it's hard to do something that does not feel good and act like you feel. Like. It feels good like you literally get fucked sideways. Sometimes it really fucking hurts it.
Let you ever stretch it out before shoots. You guys you might lead to a little eggs and stuff like that. What is it like? What, if I don't need to, I have like a huge but right but hold. Is it easy for you to poop fad? Never never. Can you just sit down, and I take care of it like three seconds and I just want war- is coming off a mushroom good day anyway, yeah yeah, you have to have you here, Ty Toilet, seven, airtight toilet. She puts her squeeze their legs together and cover their snatch with their hands so that shit doesn't blast down through the bottom of their legs. Only got nice blows out with broken fire. Just blame it on take a shower every time she shits
This is the back of her legs. Look like she went skidding down a muddy hill, there's no container ship, her ass holes, like the Lincoln Tunnel for one man roast of Dana D Armand, it looks like it looks like the back of it looks like the back of your shirt when it's raining outside when you're on your bike and the mud is skidded up the back of your shirt, oh you're, so immature, I'm laughing because I'm disgusted not because of the malarious discussing it myself as well as horrible as it. So now I showed the but you're, not you're, not in the butt sex in real life. I am. Are you good at sex in real life like? Is it the same as the same where you're pretty better on film, because I like to exaggerate my movement right, Why don't you do that in real life? Lazy, I gotta be very stationary or you like, I'm only on that. I like to be like boiled down and like Smosh. Are you serious down into a Tempurpedic bed? Yeah? Well, hey! I them a little bit! Yeah
not not really dumb. Fuck. Doesn't make sense, naturally genetically you need a strongman to turn you on, like being you want to, you want to feel that this guy wanted to take it. He could take it sure, that's what is natural, your big girl! not bad, not in a bad way. You are a good specimen. If you want to make war, your children you'd be good for us. I do what I did for your children with flexible bottles. You have the perfect dna for yeah. Is it hard to it too to be to date, people as a porn star? Do you find or did is? Is it like more of a challenge to you? It depends on the person I dated a guy a couple of years ago and. When we met like he knew what I did and stuff like that, and I did not want to be involved with him and then we
word sleeping together after a really long time. We kind of like wore me down a little bit and then, after that it was like kind of fucked out. We weren't off to good start I'll admit, but I get bored too so after we did like started dating or fucking fucking and dating he. Then, like looked at porn, that I was in and decided that he wanted to be a spaz about it. I don't, I don't know like knowing you do those types of things I don't know I'm yeah you already knew, but now that now you want to be bothered, because your drama queen has nothing to do what I do is just that This is some feelings were awesome. Feelings are also getting you know, starting now it before it was like zero feelings as want to you now the now it's starting to cut like love gets involved in. I think that's, probably the whole process of wearing you down. It's like. I don't judge you like, I think it's it's fine, it's like really great, because you're really successful and that
nose dived into like this up those things, for a lot of men, it's very important when they meet a girl that they're sexually attracted to they want that grow to like them, and I think that is the root of a lot bullshit and the guys don't even realize they're doing it. It's a genetic thing. It's a predisposition to wanting to be sexually attractive, and so they start. Only someone who did not and then they get into the relationship and then it's a couple months in and their relaxed and comfortable in there like. Why am I, with this crazy bitch? I don't even I'm not even into this and yeah yeah, it's like there's there's a lot of dudes that are just trying to put it together, like they don't have the luxury of actually being honest and trying to like meet someone that they actually like, there's so caught up in the game of trying to fuck a check and so did call for them when they finally get one attack or they get it in there like got one good. Okay. What
I tend to be doing to do this, I'm not a vegan. I want yeah these and stuff. So there's a good deal there. You know the insular. They meet a girl, that's willing to them like once every couple months and they got to work hard to to take it back out. Yeah, I'm going to the person to be someone and not leading plates. Just sacks, it was a bright rely. Where do we we do together is love. That's just a movie you're making right. You know yeah that drama guy. He was like, I was like being really depressed, or something like that, and he he wanted to lay it on me like you, can't live inside your own pain
and I love you and I was like get the fuck out of like you're creeping me out, you're being weird, I don't know where you heard that shit, the fuck out of my heard, that there is something here that says. If you think that says yeah I was like you're full of shit get out back the worst delete. My number sexually unattractive thing ever is someone is full of shit yeah, it's just so gross people are full of shit like, oh god, it's such a such a plumber. You know when you hear someone say some nonsense and then you have to Markham, and then they get mad at you from mocking them and then it all fucking falls apart. Can you write poetry and it was nonsense? It was nonsense. It was I mean it was her form of expression, but it was so clearly affected and fake and just designed to like fucking fire off all the rights, and it was just so artificial, so clear so clear.
This is a bullshit that she was slinging. It was so offensive. Poetry. Snob, though, do you like high quality, public makowski. You know what I love about bukowsky. You know I mean it's a lot of of stories, really dark poet, but it's that's a fuck. What that guy's thinking about so you know that is his real life. It's really thing. That's already require of an artist in flames me is when I think someone is trying to pretend to be someone else: there's a human or a singer or a comedian or an actor feel like I feel like. I feel me: you're bullshitting me it's offensive. You treat me your phone crazy, poetry, hooker things here. Intelligent you're mad at me that I'm I'm laughing at this nonsense. Tell us a horror story from be doing porn. What's what's one thing that sticks out just you fucking, like you just awful kids, did you ever like, say: ok. Never again, I used to do a lot of like bdsm stuff, where I was
sub, that is explained Everybody who's, not crazy bdsm. Most people don't have any idea what that means bonded. Well, it's like masochism. Can you say a sub. You are the one that they torture, submissive and dominant bondage and dominatrix. Some shit like that. Yeah, it's like a code. I don't know whatever it's like being in the army? Talk about yeah It's like extreme things. We try to invent little shortenings of them yeah, so yeah, I would electrocuted type in like the head with different, where nipples everywhere nipples.
Can your body would like it because it has my inside a on my ball, all mine yeah I like, while in like very strict bondage and thought my god well well. Well, aging, you know, and it was something that was really legitimately interested and when I was in my early twenties and it's something that I thought that maybe you know so I consider myself to be a a kind of a tough person. I felt like if I, if I met these challenges, that would prove how tough I was got damn now yeah, I don't know little executed inside your butt hole and what percentage of the population is ever been electrocuted inside their butt and you're. One of the few I mean they've, proud brave, 10s units and that I mean they're sold like as medical equipment and stuff like that, I'm sure a fair amount of people have gotten their hands on them. You know, and so, when you get in, I don't know that I don't have the numbers. The first thing you do you said. Well, let me stick this thing in my arm turn. His vagina was at nine volt battery on your asshole shocks.
Like put a pitchfork and you're right when you're about to calm, stick nine fold up your shop, Do you like iron man loads? You don't know, though. Oh I think I do it makes modem sounds yummy penis make the guy shoot longer loads electric. It is, but I think I've had more experience with more penis So you? I don't know that. There's no more than willing to submit to you on this the alpha in the entire room and now me so how long did this whole session take with her electric vagina on your asshole? Oh man, first I called wired pussy
comedy wired. So it's all executing is right. It's like it's like RON, one female, some dumb and they allow you can they like was it and yeah and they fly like you play games like who can take the most like tricity or they'll, chase, blindfolded and partially tied up women around with a cattle prod that makes noise and you can either go toward it or away from the sound. But if you go away from the just when I thought I reached the bottom of the darkness in and yeah now that electrocute, your best website started. Have you have you ever had your pee hole? Fucked?
bowl of your scenario. You've seen that what about this before yeah there's videos out there of guys fucking girls is peoples like really small, and it stretches just like your asshole. No, no, I'm very sensitive in my keyboard in China. Don't don't say never you gotta reach goals. You gotta you gotta build Ryan. Like modifying my body, I went through a phase of like piercing and stuff like that when I was younger, but you have some tattoo above the cookie ideal, but I mean removed, and that is so fucking, Is it right, then any like ball execution of ever gotten really believes that had removal is so painful. It arm like agitate the ink molecule in your skin and makes it exploded with each treatment it gets smaller and smaller and it grow it metabolizes out of your body, it's nine. You have to wait a couple months in between sets it's just like long after you could forget how much fucking pain your in you have to go and do it again, fuck that
I'm just keeping waterfalls. Just like old yeah yeah around my belly breathing, I'm going to sleeve that I'm doing on my right arm- and I have an old tattoo up here- that I have to get removed not coming off gay black big black box. It's just black flag testing. How much? How much worse is it than the actual tattooing? It's so much worse, 'cause you have to go twenty tire means will end at minds. It's like, and it's like it's just like a fairy. It's like you could feel like the impact of the laser going into your skin. It feels like being snap of the rubber band, really hard it instantly burns. It makes your skin swell up and not only when you get a tattoo is kinda scratches the surface of your skin, a when you get laser it. It's like a
acting the color inside your skin, so the blood kind of seeps out like a sponge. No I'm going to I'm going to wait ten years or away from the technology to get a little bit better. He just turned me the fuck off that laser tattoo. I'm thinking about cooking my arm right down like what am I doing damage your skin right now I mean it save it doesn't scar. Doesn't now that I mean that's the purpose of it being such a long, slow process, I mean you could just cut it off if you wanted to, but I wouldn't say that that's the best IDE ever so. Let me ask you this: if wiredpussy dot com calls you up next week and says, hey we're looking to do is shoot you done with that yeah. I would top I've gotten back to be the dom in torture girls in central, because I feel like I can confidently say. I know what I'm doing. I wouldn't do something. Somebody else that I haven't had done to myself. Look at like no one else like I know oh and if they're, not a bad ass, bitch like me, then they don't get fuck would you ever do fart born yeah for all the time in my movies
movie. It's just like when you get fucked in the ass, like your butt is open and gaping is like the big thing where they want to see. They want to see your lower colon. They want to see it all needs. Why yeah yeah fuck yeah, I don't know, I don't know why people like it. They just do- and I you know, and just whatever so like the air goes into your chasm and then you also kind of fart. It out it's not like I fart, like I'm eating CANA beans like hobo right, like my farts, on the accent every accidentally ever sprayed no, no, I think I've accidentally peed on people at work and then we like I'm squirting or whatever, and I don't know what is squirting exactly. Is it really when, in the these were girls like shooting? Obviously you can see it coming up for p hole right. I am I'm assuming that a lot of people that watch these movies don't know what the and it looks like or anything, and they don't know that, where the all the liquid shooting out of the girls vagina area her her,
Love zone or whatever nerds call it, but isn't a pee hole, hey but hold on a second, because that's where it would come out anyway, because isn't a pee hole like literally like when a woman gets testosterone treatment become a man. Her clit grows become like a small piece. Pussy bone and that the penis is obviously where any sexual ejaculate would come out of. So of course, it's going to come out of where you p. I don't really know what is it? Is it real I mean this is I mean I did I used to date, a girl that juice on me, and I was like in my belly button layout in it was it wasn't p though it was just. It was like because Roth You know when the Womans vagina gets moist snot not dripping her pee hole is coming from the. I don't think this is moistening. It's not lubricant! That's what squirting supposed to be in really coming out of the pee hole. It's p!
Oh yeah! I think that it was supposed in a lot of times. You see like this Spiderman like trick that they do when they like finger in the pussy, and I like press like on Spiderman, so you do yeah fingers like once part of his web yeah. This is like the Axel Braun method. I watched instr videos- and I was like what are they doing and they're, basically just like pushing on the bladder and just forcing come to come out Personal is exactly what it is like. If you had to force piano somebody, that's exactly how you would do it so that's where all that spring is so. There is so girls are spraying undos there pissing all over him yeah unless they like an extra juicy jeez spa or something like that, like I'm not going to say like I'm, not going to say female ejaculations a myth, because I'm not a doctor- and I can't say that I mean- and you know put these get wet and some pushes air water than others which
doing extra here- Dan, the Armand here level. After not a doctor all in now, can you put? Can you put a condom on a dick with that just putting in your mouth and in that track? I am not. I can not even remember the last time I used a condom God damn don't worry about diseases. Now I get tested every three weeks. So how do you keep clean? when your dress, everybody gets tested every three weeks right, then you have three weeks. Pornstar, though Jesus Christ many. How many don't dicks can you be exposed to in three weeks I work with mark would twice last week. So it's like the same same wiener same same wiener, say week you guys develop like a relationship when you have like yeah on screen yeah I mean, I think the people I work with are cool. It's not like I'm like, like I'm so super horny for you. Let's do things after that. So many of 'em, like he's married to French Escaler, you know, and they were fucking awesome. I know both might work with both
how many the dudes that are in porn wanted to do mainstream things. We couldn't make it and have like some sort of a weird thing where they I don't know it seems to be like a lot of guys are musicians and they're all like trying to get together, like a band with other dudes slinging dick? Yes, you call, it would be a badass name for a band that swinging Dick Dick. I I don't. Maybe I'm a I don't know- maybe I'm just like I'm at work, I'm doing my work things, but I didn't really ask people too much about have you ever worked with Tyler Night yeah, very good friend of mine. We were actually just both on STAR Trek, the next generation a triple pretty digital sins and revolution acts coming soon. It was like a big. He was Jordy yeah she's, a huge star trek fan are working. I was stoked I called my dad and I was like I'm reading for the part of Ensign RO for the STAR Trek priority and he was like that's so cool and I was like no dad. If I don't get this part I'll die like so
for seriously like no, I need I. This has to be my or I'm breaking out. Tyler is a friend of mine from Jitsu. These are really good. Writer. Have you ever read any of this stuff? Now he's got a blog online, and some of it is is very he's cute and he's smart and he's very polite is very well spoken. He was on the podcast. We had him on and he's very he's a fascinating, but I already knew that from talking to him at jujitsu and stuff, but his writing is great, really interesting stuff and his writings about the poor business he's got this one story that he wrote about a gangbang that it's just like you fucking feel the loads on the floor like as you're reading it. You feel like the sticky room, you feel the heat of all these guys behind me. Does a masterful job of describing this fucking incredibly gonzo bizarre film that they're doing there that you to get paid the box, and you wait in line you like one of one hundred guys waiting to you, know you're jerking yourself
off as you're getting up this girl who just covered in loads there's loads all over the ground everywhere you walk, there's load it just like slippery and wet step. Three come every lows everywhere! You I've never done one of those little signs that say slippery when wet that they have to put up around the woman, and I got a restaurant on the off who's. The first person to that was in Houston. She, the first or the way I am now I Florida's probably before I was born because the numbers you just keep going up. You know one point time times like the most people. I think she had sex with like two hundred Saks. Annabel Chong and she's got a vacillating documentary and, like you, she's, very intelligent. She very unusual. She was uh. I think she was a student at UCLA. Might be wrong. U C, L a r? U s c, but she was like she's an intelligent person, and she just had this weird desire to test the boundaries of acceptable sexuality by doing a gangbang film. But it's really interesting
It was. It was because it was you know they really got into into like her purse psychology. She who she is like that is a complex sort of a fucking case for this woman wants to experience the ultimate taboo now in my agent called me one time when he was like. What's the most number of go suck in one like one time, and I was like I don't fucking care, you know, and he was like no, how about eleven? I was like pine like what difference does it make if I eleven dudes in the same day or in pairs of one student well. Just imagine after, like the third or fourth giant black cock, your lips would started getting numb in your head, though, is eleven cock days that, let's you like fucking, like the same amount of time when you stretch your mouth on him like that shit? Would that seems like it would make your lips numb and huge mouth? I do have a huge now, it's good for my comes in handy now. Did you know that you wanted to be a porn star when you were younger? Is this no
yeah- I am actually did like part of this as like a bit of with the midnight show, go guys they didn't this. Your life Bob Guccione E. This is the midnight show grab. You see, be ok, you know how Nick and stuff and ah e it was like. Oh, this is your life, Bob, guccione and, and I come out and look how I've been such a big fan of you for forever and stuff, because when I was likes in the first grade, probably six years old, I found a lack of playboy magazines that were in the woods might might know they were my uncles. My uncle stayed in the attic time, others island yeah. They were just like in our room and- and I remember I took- I took one of those magazines to school to first grade and I was like sure this is what a naked He looks like you know. I was like such a boy. Was it a tomboy when I was that age, but but
and then I was like. This is like what a sexy lady looks like, and so I want to grow up, and this is you know. I want to turn out like this. A sexy lady. Like that's kind of like that, appealed to me. I thought wow she's she's gorgeous. It's all made up shoes, you know pretty and naked, and then nice boobs. You know- and I was like yeah- that like really appealed to me from you attracted to girls before you started doing movies yeah. I- and I also thought like if I, if I don't turn out to be this I'd like a fail safe, My brain I was like, if I don't turn out to be a sexy lady. I would at least want to be with one like have one like, as my girlfriend or like just you know, be in the presence of that, because it was appealing to me- and I found it attractive- I'm a gay yeah. I came on your show because I want to say that I'm out big and I have a ask boner and they take it?
So how did you get into your first film? How did it get older? How long you been doing this? I shoot seven years, seven years, twenty four when I got in I'll, be thirty two inches we doing before that I was a stripper. I was a drunk for two and how did what someone approach Yoon Seo and I like the way you know absolutely not no, actually quit drinking. I think I already told this story in your show. Maybe I quit drinking and I got fired from being a stripper, and I had been thinking about applying to this porn site because at fucking machines on it- and this is how we got into the business like a mish- means just sure, morbid curiosity of fucking, a robot and just really thinking about it. I think and he's like masturbate in the shower. Right, but fucking, a robot in fucking, a robot on the internet. I totally- and I heard it's awful by the way, was
your experience, like fucking machine. I had a lot of fun talk to girls as FUCK robot actually talked about it today, no joke! This comes up all the time for Brian. This is like you just have that face that people feel like they get approached even talking about. Fucking robot seems like that guy kinda nerdy things one of those so yeah. I just ended up applying to that site and that's how I got to do all the bondage bondage stuff is because it's same company around hug, Titan, wired, pussy and this whole and they even have a female wrestling say ultimate surrender where they have women wrestling Z got the market cornered on kinky pain, shit, yeah, absolutely weird business. You sleep on the armory up in San Francisco. They it's basically a castle. You know when I saw that online or on a television show whether there was some sort of an expose, a on it about how much money they make and how big their businesses which enormous, but they also they really
prove that neighborhood they give back to their community. They do a lot of stuff. You know they they open their jewel court to when they have parades and shit like people can set up their floats. They open their private business to the community. Do things or have swap meets inside there, not like it's like a crazy jungle of naked people running around like fucking like something in the studio people in offices like on computers, San Francisco, is a place where that would be accepted in San Francisco. In life. It is the most open minded city in the whole country would be surprised they were in the Wall Street Journal. Talking about like people. Are there people?
we know there's people fucking in there and it doesn't matter, there's always going to be some people like that, but the amount of people that were simple where, where do you think their neighbors came from the amount of people that would support? It would be much larger in San Francisco than anywhere else. Of course, you're always going to come across people that are very vocal that want to fight something, but all in all San Francisco's, the most open minded city, I think in the whole country we should do stuff I mean, could you imagine that happening in Chicago with there's a whole block filled with people that are tying people up and fucking them with rubber robots and shit You know it could only take place in like San Francisco. I don't think there's any other place that that would accept something like New York. Maybe I mean it seems like New York has a lot of fucking at the bondage. Club, New York and LA would be only other options. I think- and I think that he met with a lot more resistance in like Europe yeah anywhere Berlin, Budapest. I was in Berlin and I turned on the television and not Berlin over House.
Over housing? I turned on the television and there was a gang bang on TV, just a full full gang bang, let's just no warning just flipping through the channels and the yeah there's ten people walking in a room like wow. This is wild like they have Really different attitude about it. They just show this shit on television very intense. What you doing there Brian I just looked at the basis for Allison chains, died when what MIKE Starr I don't know him, so you don't care, he was on celebrity rehab. I don't know if you remember him, yeah yeah, it looks like they found his body in SALT Lake City lives, winning still alive. Barely doesn't have tiger blood. I don't know his a Adonis dna is not a Freaking rock star from Mars. Well, I guess that guy probably didn't have to pay a girl thousand dollars to have sex with me.
This is probably, as he's got, a lot of money. Shit make things happen. The rockstar tracing is Charlie, so comes like a doughy like slippery sweaty guy with five kids. That's what I see when I see Charlie Sheen. I would rather pick a rockstar them, like somebody has fuckin five kids with the crazy thing Charlie sheen calls himself a rock star, but he's on this really what family dad for like the longest he's on this completely family sitcom. I mean it's like this really bland. You know kind of did up to You know it's no edge to the excellent. Like really vanilla. You know yet number one comedy for some reason I talked to my friend today. He's watch is every week and I'm like really you watch that show you guys that did Charlie Sheen and like a gay guy, yeah yeah, but he's like well, it's like it's the exact same show every week. You know it's like the same premise every week, but it's one of those shows you could
end of watch, you know and it's not easy to one smooth move and able to not enough. Well, you know I mean I mean reality. Television has proven that you don't really need to be that funny to get people to watch it. You just need to be able people need it needs to come apart of their everyday existence. They get like. What's going on ice road truckers, the boys are on a slippery road again that he comes in ice. Road truckers, there's a show about slippery roads. I mean that can exist. You can have a show about anything and a sitcom. That's like been around for awhile, while it's fairly decent got a few good laughs in it. But I bet for Charlie Sheen, like like he's smoking, coke and banging whores, and then it's going in doing this super bland television show. I bet that built up inside. I have him. I bet that, like made him go more over the edge. I really was pretty much himself, though much himself though, and show me it might have been a vanilla show, but he still was a drunk guy
I just fucked a bunch of chicks. I mean it was like it wasn't. He wasn't really office rd Road a little. It was. What can he? yeah hi noon on Wallstreet Street yeah. She downs. I don't see that either Charlie Sheen I've seen barrel the wheeler these late in that does it yeah is that they are. This and he's like. Oh yeah, he's like the really hot God, it's in trouble and the girls there with them. Jennifer Grey, she's she's all excited about him. What was the movie that Charlie should've kept? That knows right yeah. There wasn't a bad note. Just that's your nose! Hooker the movie that you really hot shots, you than scary, two, four. What was the mood that he was right? The only I sheen played himself, but it played like him like he was friends with the main character in the John Malkovich yeah. John Malkevich. That was an awesome cameo with him in it. You remember that no badly, as far as I can tell it, plays themselves
yeah. I don't know Charlie Sheen EC. Put soon he's about a mother, haven't thing that she wall Street bad. It's very good I'll, still hold up all fucking good. You know what holds up dude. Silence of the lambs holds the fuck yeah I watch silence of the lambs overnight. It's a good, a good movie. Still, it still holds mission in the basket yeah. It's good man, It's it's well written! It's well! Ave girl, dude, fucking, Anthony Hopkins was a bad mother in that movie. Still, you know he's become like this guy. That does like these movies at soccer played the wolfman's dad I mean the Wolfman dad. Did you see that my demon in every movie- and you didn't see the Wolf Mountain dew? No, but he was also in Super Mario brothers. Wasn't it wasn't something fucking retarded moving man, even in the Wolf man, which is a terrible movie? He still like. Has these scenes these moments? Where he's just this bad mother fucker he just he just do it. Crappy ass movies, but you go back to
silence of the lambs, and you realize what he's capable of if he gets a good script if he gets a good part, Anthony Hopkins smash. Is it out of the ballpark in that mood, fucking smashes into he so on, like it crackles. I can make you nervous for her while she's talking to him, if you fucking, believe one hundred that dude has murder in his mind when he's talking is talk. Yeah every cop is, is a lot of thinking about eating her he's thinking about cutting yeah he's allowing himself to go to some crazy da. Place where he's acting. When you could tell like that's really what he's fucking thinking about man, he could turn it on. He can go to that dark, crazy, psychotic worst case scenario: human example. He can go there in his mind. That's the difference, managed it's like comedy man. It's like you have to really be fucking. Thinking about what you're saying, there's, not not the words and the noises that represent certain things to me. I got to know that you're thinking about these things, as you're saying you know,
that's the difference between a great performance and a performance that this kind of mediocre and can trick dummies. You know if some really nailing it. I told a twenty two year old actor that got here from LA. I was like acting is just pretending, like you, don't know what you're going to say next and he got so offended and you end up. Moving back to Tennessee can't take the heat down the kitchen, bitch! Listen! If that's all that set this fucking start telling him that acting is fake. I would say that, even if you can lie, you can act and if you can lie to a crazy girlfriend, you can act under pressure. It's not that hard. It's just pretending. The hard thing is auditions. Auditions are way harder, because you have and pretend that it's happening when you're in this really unrealistic scenario are sitting in this office and there's people in desk chairs and their face. Can you, with paper in their hand there, reading off the paper and you're responding like it's really like this is just like this is just too strange just doesn't it doesn't rain real to me? I really do well in this type.
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muscle that use like stop your pee all right. You know like like a key goal like a woman, has a kegl muscle like the pc muscles. What guys have I guess? Apparently, if you just do that, a lot it can strengthen the muscle and you'll see further, really doing it right now, practicing some people just drink egg, white egg, whites, yeah It looks like loads loads will come out more when I had some wives tales, type, shit, yeah, yeah, that's probably psychics, fiberglass, magical, math problem, placebo effect like the secret, but with loads yes the secret met on your vision, board huge believe the longest load ever. What do you think is the or this anyone's ever shoot a load, because I remember shooting myself in the face once when I was sixteen and being pulled out, and
my heart is like looking at a flat fair enough, and I still do that, make it rain all the time I got a. Why is this wording on my forehead yeah? Sometimes I don't know what really Farley. What's the forget on the Lam anybody's ever shot, a load is the furthest. Is it even five? I wanted more, I would say so I mean it depends if you have an arc, depends archers like if there's a headwind, yeah yeah, it's like trying on how long your dick is 'cause a guy like you know some giant, Dick John homes type dude? We got him an advantage. Six inch reach advantage like Jon Jones but maybe it loses some pressure going through. That last night, I like the way you think scientifically, Maybe a shorter barrel
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what is a gene honey back in the old days right? That's the story of Jesus right. I mean the story of Jesus most likely. Is it Mary's a whore right yeah? That's the story of Jesus right in that the consumption rights come on, bitch crazy shit is this, but back then the Google days you just have to accept it. Maybe she was raped by one of those strong. She asked you dressing like that and those roads rope, but she had a dirty, test two and back then they only lived to be like thirty, you gotta get your rapings and why he could gosh. This is a horse. You guys you had an electric charge inside your asshole. This is horrible tual. This, so is this conversation we've all agreed to be here, and so these people have agreed to tune in two thousand three hundred and sixty of 'em right now regretting their choice. You guys it's cool, not is cool. That's a lot of
taxi, one thousand two hundred and sixty alot. More than that when we listen to the whole thing watching this right now, you've done other podcasts Marin. I just did the Nerdist podcast. I'll see what's fascinating about you is like as far as like girls that are in your business much more known for your personality than any of the other ones thanks. I think None of it is those videos that you do yeah right, like the video you bring things that yeah. What else did you have? You have a mail back? We read people's email yeah when my when my space, when I, when my face was before, was like just a spam graveyard. I would get like this really super heinous hate mail. All that was so just so many different levels of wrong and rude and MIS Spell Old English and English yeah. Just like really mean like. I hope you get fucking cancer and your brain and I've AIDS, 'cause you're a whore, and you should
Jesus in your life and it was like that makes no sense right. Jesus Christ would not fucking waste his time to wish me dead of AIDS and cancer like yeah, which is described to try to help you out. You fuck you how about you dude ignorance is well there's a lot of that out there. When you're allowed to be anonymous. It's a very uh normal situation. Gross and unnatural situation in human behavior were supposed to like we, we get rewards and we get pleasure and we get all this from interacting with each other. When you're interacting with each other, completely anonymously through like wires and so one you can take them down a peg and say something really mean dude. I get that all dang it everyday on Twitter. There's always some do she do that says something and just block him. I don't have time, I'm not gonna argue with your sound like we we're. We can't spare followers yeah two hundred thousand something I would thirty seven thousand something I mean it's cool and that I would rather have one that falls me. That's nice, the so yeah two one eight
one million people want to be cunts. I would stop being on Twitter so rude. It's fun, though the cool people way way way outnumber the heads and, like you get like really cool interact. Like last night, I wrote on Twitter that Charlie Sheen was reminding me one hundred times always talking, and I said we right outside of Barstow when the drugs began to take hold, and then I got like HUN kids and hundreds of tweets of people quoting Hunter S, Thompson bonds from the book. It was fun and the way it was really could, let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape- and they just kids just kept coming over and over again, I'm like this is fucking. Awesome like this is like a really interesting thing to interact with. Like minded people hurt people on the internet, yes yeah, I have a message board and I want you to be. Apart of it 'cause you would fit in like a fucking above it's a great mess.
Sport in its all psychos and weirdos and you're. A moderate are notes on Joerogan dot net will make your I'll make you a moderate are for sure we need more women. We only have a couple of women moderators. I gotta make sure that you can handle it first yeah you just can't you can't snap and go crazy yeah. You can get in arguments with people, it's not worth it, but when people are douchebags, I send him to the retard room. I have two rooms I have like. One is like the main, the main forum. You can go to there's a combat sports forum, flick, mma, stuff and then there's a a regular forum and then there's a podcast form and then there's special ed and special ed is, if you're a douche bag. I think you should let you use their student id thing about. We did yeah, you want to insult people time for no reason get in the toward general me yeah, but because of that, we like established a pattern and accepted like levels of communication and was really cool. It's a fascinating, fucking shit, fascinating, fucking shit comes out of there. You know there's so many
There's a story that I read on there the other day about these new fun guy that they found in the is rainforest that turns ants into zombies it takes over the ants brain answer herbal anyway? Well, that's why there there there there to keep the ant population of bandits. Fungus grows inside an antibody rewire trails into it right out of it. It grows out of its head in his dead aunt juice out of it, and it also causes other ants to cannibalise the cannibalize each other and there's four different types of them. And then, when one bullet ant will find that this fungus is in, Did they will drill, it may feel it and take a deep into the woods even in jungle. Now it's like they. They know what the fuck is. A fascinating shows like on life narrated by Oprah Winfrey. I think was it really. I think that I think that was she was like the generic version of planet earth. Such a bad ass bitch I was watch. I watch the Oprah network
about fascinates me. I watch it every day. Yeah I got a tv in my gym. Does work on the gimbals on what you know. I was watching the open networking. I was watching her so there's that she was a considering whether or not she should have Nadia Suliman on our show whether they should help her and they decided to get someone to come on and help Finally, financial should help her interesting. No, it's interesting. Listening the Oprah like how she talks and how she thinks. I you get behind that one like she's like she really is all about reaching out and helping people be the best person they can be and love, but that's really what she's into It's so easy to criticize her. It's so like the cliche she's on tv all the time you know it, she dislikes it since he's an easy target, but when you look at like what she does when she is I'll have mother yeah, you know. Oprah is like. Why, like everyone, would hate the shit out of her if she wasn't like with the amount of money that she has it. If she was like being like Charlie Sheen is people would be like fuck you, you,
black got this bitch translate life. Imagine if she was talking about the rockstar, like I'm like a frickin rock star from Mars, hang out with my friends. If anybody is a rock star from Mars, it's Oprah. She has some man, that's just like in the shadows and shuts his whole. That God isn't even talking less spoke. Steven sits around waits, he waits three spaces behind her and he doesn't say shit unless she asks him a question big aerial us anymore, they're, not together anymore yeah. I don't think they are they'll finally force it out. I think that yeah yeah full Gail, that's that's the rumor and that's. What's up that's cool, I mean that the own station has like a bunch gay friendly stuff. They had a great show. The other day I was on the Oprah network and it was all about transsexuals. It was very by opening man to look into it. 'cause I have a friend whose son is becoming a transactional. His son is about to change from a man to a woman. It's really.
Because it sounds about the change from a man to a woman and his son is like into girl still so the sun is like becoming a very, very bizarre and he's going to go. Apparently I don't know if he's going to go through the operator. I don't know what the entire full story is, but they had this whole show dedicated to it and they had some kids. There was a boy that was like a little boy. Okay, he looked like he was like over eight years old and he was wearing a dress and he want girl a girl and I'm like whoa, You know, know the younger, you start the more convincing you can be. If you just avoid going through the whole male puberty thing, you stand a chance of being a more convincing women. Your transition yeah, maybe I mean if you can really be sure of your choice at that young age. But it's got you talk to the parents and it's like very convincing what they're saying it's not It's so easy if you're a normal gender oriented person. I don't think anybody has that where you're like seven years old you're like I am changed, I'm trans gender, it's not a phase, it's not a fucking, raise, I agree with you, but who knows if it's a part of what
going on as you're young and then as your hormones kick in as you become eighteen and nineteen, maybe see no, I'm just a gay man. You know, maybe maybe it's like that simple, maybe you will transition. What I'm saying is I mean I don't. I don't think you should really necessarily be fucking with your hormones until they settle in, I mean I can understand someone being a grown adult and saying: ok, I be a woman, a fake this long too long. This is what I want to do, but a child. I don't even know what what the I was gonna any how you could you imagine if you do, you know, like that's, probably normal for street. Do you know what you know and if I turned out to be like a completely straight person, I probably wouldn't be unlike lusting over nudie magazines and like showing them to people and being like, you have to cut a little game change like a little gig, a girl, all right, you're talking about children. I think you have to account for change. You know, I'm not saying you should put completely disk this. You know. Kind of the idea of this is really a girl trapped in a boy's body. What I'm saying you have
account for change like as far as like, adding more most of their body and stuff like that seems like a really radical choice and one of these kids was ten years old and they were given more putting all sorts of crazy medison in their kids and there's like for whatever you know, Kitty program right, you right. You know which is another factor I mean it's better. I think it was would be better if a child was like. I know this about myself instead of like some going. My kid is unreasonable like because they let the tv baby sit and then like pump. Your kids pull over to Lynn, because they're hyper they're just maybe undisciplined? I have a next door neighbor that used to live down the street. That was written up their kid and it was really really fucking your kid up more than listening to them when they try to identify their sexuality or their gender. The kid was not a bad kid. The parents were terror. They were terrible parenting and the kid was lost Lausten. The kid always see to me like they just wanted someone to tell them what was up, give him a hug. Tell him what was up little, so the most LOS kids ever because their parents were a fuck at holy wreck. They would yell at each other in public and it was just a disaster and they started
the kids up. It was like I was living next door to zombies is like look at. This did the zombie, but these people have been taken over by sports. I mean that those pills might as well be the can spores that jack those ants the same thing it just takes so it's a chemical thing that happens to a yeah where it takes over their brain, rewires it and makes them think and behave totally different and then also ' kids were like these little slack. Jawed zombies I was like wow they Don Neutered, their fucking, kids brains, yeah. You know it's fucking, crazy, crazy how easy it is to have that sort of that sort of power to just do that, to your kids, I know another person who I know his kid is not fucked up and he's got his kid on some sort of riddle and shit, because his kids, too active 'cause, his kids fucking alive and they're older. They didn't have the kids, so they were looking to These. I can't keep up, keep up at all, so they have this fucking Connecticut your kid whatever it is. Nothing is nothing wrong. With this kid. I've talked to him he's just but wild little motherfucker. So what are they
but they got 'em all up up. It's like alright, good luck. What is how many generations- and we had of people that were pulled up like this, though No, I don't think so. Was social engineering mean Prozac came into to mind when I was, I believe when I was in high school the first, but then the before that was like institutionalizing people in the body, lobotomizing people. Shock. There should be like a blue iris, right, but she's, never normal after that. But it's never really extensive. With his lawyers. Get shea electroshock therapy repeatedly Let's try to cure porn a lot of people blue irises she's on, stern, show a lot and old school porn stars and she passed away. She passed away yeah, but there's a difference between the few people that are so completely out of control that they need to be institutionalized to people that don't like their job. So they give you a so they don't feel like shit at the end of the day every day, because there's a lot of people that are just doing that they are physically, not healthy. There dyott sucks, they don't exercise and they do
job that sucks and they wonder why they feel depressed the other day. I mean it's real simple. You don't need prozac I need a new fucking life. I mean that's what you need to do. You need to. You need to figure out what the fuck you really want to do and realize that you're only here for x amount of years, so more time. You spend not moving in the direction of your actual interest. The more your fucking hate yourself going to be depressed, it's just natural, but they don't say that they give you some fucking pills. There's a lot of people that need pills should I might do it oh. I see I did take over from fucking each other. That's why join our cult, or do you want? This is my orient? Yes, you want to be in. You know that it might be something that wasn't. What are you been drinking? I need funny chicks and you totally invited if you want to be in you can be in our call at anytime. Definitely are cult is all you have to do, is just don't be a douche bag. It's so simple right right! I don't know, what you do our little, but it's natural you do.
Look at how many people are yelling at you. Look at how many people point to you and sending you shitty emails all day. It's natural to be on the defensive and start fucking with Jennifer Aniston is natural, so harmless. So I think it's so funny. Get Chelsea handler was like Angelina Jolie's, a cunt, because you like fries with Jennifer Anderson and I was like oh look at Chelsea handler sticking up for Jennifer instantly, Chelsea forever. Oh my god! No Chelsea! Since the early days of one of the reviews of her book or first book was my. Horizontal life she's I love party girls. I yes to me. I think of the party takes every kind of people of those long to serve a term that people still When are you gonna to get her on the podcast? We need to get her way too busy. I wouldn't even ask her. She's got a sitcom going on she's got some sort of a reality show going on about her show and then she's got her show she's way, Did you about their show? That's show really yeah. That's show really show, but she's got show, but she's, that's
Why not fuck it she's got interesting people behind the scenes she wants to showcase, including our friend I really good friend, EVA she's, on that show believer from Denver used to work assistant. I thought he was the best. I love that check. I haven't talked to her forever. She was this really cool chick that work for the Denver comedy works. Just super on the ball and super friendly. She used to take us to media like one of the nicest people ever and then became friends with Chelsea, and she was such a diamond that was just waiting for someone to come along forever. Like I told her, if she moved to L A, I would give her a job as an assistant to the coolest chick. Ever I got it
I've, never even thought about having an assistant 'cause. It seems so preposterous that you really can't fuck. You got a business manager. You also need a system, and you could you give me a lot to get out here, that's ridic, but for her I would do it just to give you a job in convincing you get a two year old, get your latte watch. What happens come back screaming and covered in burns two year olds you can get kids to put away dishes, load, dishwasher dust vacuum, sure yeah you can mow the lawn I drove along with a little older have fun. You know you make a game of it, get him a right. More. My brother love that when we were kids he was it was like parents, bought me this thing, so I could model I could write at. I can drive this thing like he was so funny was actually working. Well, we love done mowing lawn, there's an aesthetic sense of pleasure, sense of not make a compliment. Look you've created something visually. That's pretty yeah thanks! So much sense. It's kind of an art form.
You right up here. Did you I fucking hated more? That was one of the hardest anything. I only work for a landscaper for a whole week and he let me go because I kept burning too many lawns. What what I mean you fuck up, not not a new user lawnmower that well and you scalp the lawn and I scalloped a couple lines and he got mad at me. It's hard fucking work and what we paid pretty decent for what it was, but you worked every God. Damn day from six hundred and thirty in the morning you showed up at work and you work till three hundred o'clock in the afternoon, and there was a gang of fucking houses to mow. You had a whole row: houses, and you had a motor lawn and chop trees down shit, backbreaking fucking when everybody is a douche bag. You working with mostly like there was like a few guys that were kind of cool, but there was a lot of like you know, there's a lot of resentment to anybody, knew that was coming along. That might possibly take this shitty job away. It was like really weird man,
terrorism, junkyard dog, typa, shit papers and hard man getting a job as a laborer in any sort of realm construction, or that's one of the most the best ways to get motivated to get your shit together as a guy get a fucking job carrying bricks around all day. You know get a job where you realize what work really is when you realize it really feels like to be exhausted for five dollars, an hour five dollars an hour and you're carrying bricks all day would have no idea what that would be like out worse, but it makes you think I that shit all the time, if I ever think about like not writing or ever think about not working out or not getting in the tank, or anything like that. I think about working on a construction site and carrying bricks and cinder blocks and bags and then I think about how hard that was like what I have to do. I just gotta get up and work at something awesome. Just get up. Bitch, It's like this is a lot harder things you could be doing. If you don't have that experience to some fucking terrible thing. You know like
new when you are done with all the electrocutions up, the asshole go into regular porn must have been like God. Damn is the cake walk I'll have to do is blow somebody yeah now actually there's a little bit of a transit, that's happening in porn right now, where there of going away from that like. My blonde wife is getting fucked by six black guys to like more of wait a minute. Why are there stopping that's far? Well, it's being phased out now, it's like making a cheeseburger at a taste parody they're, making parodies they're making romance movies that are like romance romance travel like romcom type of how many empire points. Are there a lot? They did true blood parody at new sensation, shit is porn. Anyway. Twilight parody they made, I don't know they made a parody of absolutely everything. Yeah, some dude on my message board as an avatar parity and it's a girl she's got the avatar face and she's getting mouth fucked yeah and that his ass
are you're going to do. A new is avatar, be underwater. You heard about have you seen. The preview for this new movie, where it's a bunch of chicks, with guns on the poster, Sucker Punch, What the fuck I haven't seen the previous posters look amazing watch Manish yeah same director. Do that but is complete fantasy, complete fantasy, crazy. Book type yeah. I like that man. I don't need to be a movie to be realistic, like when people go like. Why do you like, like the the monster movies with my kids and that's what I want to be entertained. I don't want you to depress me with some real story about a girl's parents get killed in a car crash stop yeah! It's not personal! My parade dude show me some monsters and some lasers and some spaceships and alien did. You have to start over. Did you ever and in our lives in a mad, see yeah. I rewatched that the other day fucking loved it again. That is just a fun fucking movie
really. I don't know if you would like it, though I don't know if you would like, but the entire time. I was like they don't even like each other movie recently that you liked it I didn't like. Can you think of one No, I didn't really love enter the void, but yeah. I wasn't in the end of the voice, but that's also because I've actually done DMT and I'm like this is the representation of it is so so simple a lot of problems that maybe, but I just I- was cool with the visual effects? Well, yeah, what I thought was cool was the first person perspective yeah. I was really interesting. Yeah I mean I felt like I was really that guy. You know if you really got into it. I mean like what I like, seeing it through, like almost like a video game, a first person shooter perspective, and I thought that was kind of cool this parts of it I liked, but it was just too much was too. I didn't see anything that was like Oscar movies. I not see- and now I think, king spaces, that about Martin Luther King or what is that about it- is about it's about a dog that barks in the home. No name can
who are the biggest fight color. She saying we're talking dog movie, Brian Rottweiler yeah. I don't know what the fuck is about. I don't I want to see. I don't want to see any movies and waiting for cowboys and aliens. I don't see any movies that are real? This move that I saw adjustment bureau totally. Science fiction, crazy fucking. Good good. Give me more of that. Give me more fake shit. I don't want see real shit it's not interesting to me, like here's, a relationship that they had you and if you want to throw me some crazy, godfather type gangster period, piece where it's not today, days reality. So, okay, I can get into that kind of it's a long time ago. Reality you know, but I'm not into any real movies, where people get depressed in real life like stop it. I don't even much movies that have people in them anymore. Really animations yeah like in that mega mine, three D movie, Tina Fey was like really hot as a cartoon right and it was just like cool. I can like think this girl's really super high. Instead of like the sticky like I'm,
I'm not hot teen affair. I wear glasses, I'm not hot first animated movie that ever saw that was an adult movie was wizards. Yeah that it was good. It was great, but I had it on DVD, like really kind of recently can't find it. I was my house, it's in Ralph House is named back box key yeah, the guy that guy's name did death dealer right now. Wait, I think of somebody else. Oh no, it was just really cool science fiction, sort of futuristic animated movie. You know they don't do too many of those with their pre dope when they do a jersey, heavy metal, yeah, yeah yeah. How is that that chick in the movie? Who are you yeah? They have you it even funnier awesome. Where is the heavy metal inspired South Park where they Did it really? Don't like pretty much heavy metal style cartoon and, like the whole animation that episode
I need to catch up on South Park's man. I heard that they're going to do a Charlie, sheen parody, which I cannot fucking wait for, of course, they're going to they could not? They love making fun of people. Passed out. Are you on that? No, I think they made fun of you on that. Maybe maybe no only american dad has if they did. I would be honored as long as they weren't too cruel. Please check a gentle soul in a big fan, but what they did since he was the most ruthless shit I've ever seen in my life. They beat him to death with, baseball bat and shove frozen fish sticks and his necklace. So I was broken. I think I know dick do you like the comedian not be funny fuck? It was this. The most ruthless takedown ever seen that was even to the gay fish there genius man, the fucking, how about the Tom cruise trapped in the closet, shit God, damn dude, they break everybody down there. The best man there's nothing like so we all agree didn't didn't they get what the fucks his name Isaac Hayes, didn't he.
The one is used to be the to be the shaft Isaac case. Didn't he stopped doing it when there's some sort of a show on Scientology? That is so crazy. Isn't it It was ok when they made fun of everybody. Is lifestyle and religion forever and now he's dead. So fuck you Isaac, Hayes Bam, maybe maybe it wasn't. Even that may be tainted here. Mom surface is at the end of the podcasts. She shows your true colors turn around Dana we're going to put you on a positive path. Ok, successful comedian right here right now, I'm going to be your wife, a year from now we're going to be looking back at this moment and then, when I did the podcast, that's when it all fucking came together, yeah you're supposed to be a comedian. Doesn't let if any moment be God, Damn invulnerable up there, everything you've done and you how you're exposed publicly. You should be God, Damn invulnerable up there. You got to be a goddess, yeah, troll and dominate. This is the the beginning. Today we love launch it's uh
no better way to end this fucking show so we'll be back Thursday with young and talented Andy. Dick will join us on the podcasts doing it from this studio. You figure this is Rogan is not excited about Andy Dick being over at the house. So we might have to, but he has been sober for like four weeks. I don't know there's always tomorrow, though yeah well the thing about Andes. You just never know. When you're going to run in with whiskey on his breath and like fuck, he was at the Avn awards. He got tossed out right. Was you fucked up? I don't know, I saw him and he was just like Wednesday, roar whatever really hammered. Oh that's right I mean I will. I guess I could only assume, like we were doing some kind of mirroring exercise where and when they were doing the exact same thing. He talked about it on the Greg Fitzsimmons show he talked about it on Greg, Fitzsimmons is serious show and he said that he just got out of control and it was like the wheels fell off at the end, but it was a great time before that, but then it looks so bad
when people looking back on it. Another thing he had a really interesting. You gotta pay attention to what what you look like people know who you are you know. Basically people know who you are yeah, but once like a straw, I go addict. You know when I go like I might are both my shoes on or like am, I have, I said anything offensive or or anything to anyone like my controlling myself when you're partying yeah yeah yeah I drink like five whiskey drinks and I was wearing a gown in like wait until no one was around and I took my dress off in the Mirage or the poems parking structure. And I threw it in the back of my car and went back to my own hotel naked like just put on whatever is in my car. You carry clothes around with you just all the time. Yeah never know well, we were like in Vegas, so you know you got shit everywhere to have like a baseball hat experts aware t shirt. I slept. I slept in a bowling alley last night in Canoga Park what I had, what it's a long story
What is the weight when it wants Andy Dick, no bye, bye, bye? I was so great because I had not only did I have a coat 'cause. It was kind of cold. I had sleeping bags. I had airplane pillows from traveling. So much it was slept in a bowling alley. Parking lot of bowling alley. What the fuck Brian it was great. This is good night. You too drunk no so actually didn't even drink. Last night. I think monks, young Latin, in love, No, no! No! No! No! It's not even that! No! No! It was doing that in love with some girl had its bowling alley. No wow long story, apps young love in a parking lot, when you you don't mind sleeping outside, but you have a house yet have practical when you're in Love Dana, I don't have to tell you that, maybe maybe I'm dead inside and I'll never experience. Maybe they were right, commenters on Youtube for all those mother fuckers, gentleman uh. This weekend, Friday night and Saturday night, we were at the comedy and magic club next week, Friday night at
Gotham in New York City, Brian also has a podcast of his own. It's called the death squad. You can subscribe to it on Itunes and Dan has been on it. Sam the time it's a plethora of young haunted comedians and they do a bunch of different podcast. So it's not just one and you can go on the Itunes page and find out which they are or go to death squad, dot, tv and just subscribe to death squad on Itunes and it's very highly ranked now it's like in the top twenty of Itunes comedy. So it's it's really good to it's really interest. So we'll be back on Thursday, like I said with any dick. Thank you everybody for everything, thanks for tuning in and thanks for being just cool mother fuckers. Alright, I love you go to flashlight dot com and go to Joerogan dot net entering the code name, Rogan get yourself some discounted, jerk off material. Do you have a rubber flashlight yeah,
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