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Episode 182: Henry Lee Lucas Part I - From the Womb of a Whore

2015-07-08 | 🔗

It's the childhood of Henry Lee Lucas on the first of our three part series on the greatest drifter America ever produced. Follow the upbringing of the man who started off as the son of a prostitute and ended up with the highest confessed but not confirmed body count in American history.

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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for that's a heck of a number hell of a number. Everyone welcome to the show I'm Ben Kissel joined by Marcus Parkton is always with us. Spell Henry's birthday, very good, absolutely yeah. I know that I just it was just nice to feel
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great job, Henry really great job, we're all excited for season. Two of your pretty face is going to Hell. Thank you so much for having a while, so we're just going to let it will show ourselves out these bagels free. Well, let's do Henry Lee Lucas. So, big hitter, friggin God. I love Henry Lee Lucas. Ending we've been wanting to get to this guy for a long time, This guy is really a collection of every single fuckedup backwards. Stereotype that has ever existed so he's super smart and he's going to Harvard on opposite day. He has one eye: he's got two teeth. If I'm generous, that's not bad. The rest are sort of gnarled like little shards in the back of his mouth right. Serial rapist can only get hard if a woman is dead, with a seven foot tall, gay man in his thirteen year old white for a section of his career, where they all fucked each other and
known as the one I drifter killer, which is just like straight up. Uh, it's not going to help your reputation. Know that seems like a movie that Michelle Gellar should Michelle Gellar Michelle Sarah Michelle Gellar, Michelle Gellar should start a movie star featuring A1. The drifter man. You know we could have done you know who shoot. Then, if we're having Sarah Michelle Gellar play the thirteen year old. You know she play Henry Lee Lucas who Freddie Prince Junior. Oh my god, I love Freddie, Prince Junior. There was a great time in the early to late 90s, where Freddie Prince was the dream boat of the central love that young man well, Henry Lee Lucas operated in the 60s and 70s all across the United States. Now Henry Lee Lucas is very controversial in the serial killer world and that he has confessed to literally one hundred and in his estimation, thousands of crime became also known as the confession killer. He is a possible total.
Sir yeah. I simply, but also as you look at the evidence as it goes, because all my theory is that he did kill a bunch of people. I think To kill some right: yes, he did kill a bunch of people, but during that time period it would you, then start realizing, as he says, in a lot of his testimonials after the fact is like we are. You know when did things once you stock vested, won't sort of motor,
clinical rock stuff yeah yeah, because those are saying is that he would be. He would basically confessed in order to get cartons of cigarettes. It's a perverted world where success is measured by body in and not the amount by body count, not the amount of money count that you have in your bank or anything like that very similar to Joey Chestnut who just let the country down by losing them the Nathan's hot dog, eating competition. If you tell someone that you eight sixty hot dogs in any other place on the planet, they look down on you, except for on July. Fourth, in Coney Island, your hero- you know we still looks down here on July. Fourth, your personal doctor. Yes, definitely not a doctor in the house, but Henry Lee Lucas is it's it's a very interesting because, as you look at that, but you know he has everything that every single thing that anyone ever big hitters also hat, is a head injury as a kid can credibly abused. Yes, he was a big job to a basically child molester. He definitely was a travel, a similar view, math, okay, but the way he did it didn't have that sort of flair like we don't miss a molest the way, I would say that we, he molested people's like a no
where he's just real, like do the dirtiest gnarliest old folk who ever existed. He was scary, shadier and I had no teeth and he's just like exactly what you imagine when you think of a drifter. He is entirely Lucas. He is the greatest drifter that America has ever produced. This is a man that was proposed. You know it says, maybe the greatest well, Bob Dylan, ok, sure Dillon Dillon is the number on the good side great, as in you could still call til of the HUN. A great conqueror were still an evil motherfuck same way. I say Doctor Kevorkian was a hell of a nurse yeah, hello, hello, doctor who is more of a great dumb. You could call him like a like a sleep in fairy gonna flood or so this is a quote. I like that. Henry Lucas said once that kind of symbol. It sums up his entire philosophy of life. Uh I did all my life. I hated everybody when I first
oh, I can remember. I was treated like what I call the dog of the family. I was beaten. I was do things and no human being would want to do like so ab all the time yeah he sounds like he sounds like a typical millenial. You know I'm forced to do things. I do what I do. I just want to be a movie star. Why won't they? Let me be one. I have to be a paralegal at this office that I really want to do is make sand castles for a living. It's unbelievable! That's just not a lucrative market yeah! Well, this guy, as you know, but this some of this stuff is taken from my favorite serial killer book by Peter Vronsky, serial killers, the method in madness and monsters It makes a very good point when he says that Henry Lee Lucas is childhood. It's a manual on how to make a serious yeah, so nice a good or a s, a p, because he had it all. You was dressed. You know like you, you was you with my letter. He was beat
He lives in a chicken coop. If you was a cartoon in a distinct lines, are coming from its head, literally just it's like every it's just all. The backwoods thing runs like this: Texas, Chainsaw Massacre family, but real right right right with less class because it is the respected grandpa. But in you know what to take Texas, Chainsaw family did together they ate dinner. You know and wasn't that a good time for America to another thing we lost in twenty fifteen, the communal dinner. You know what else to be a loss of self secrets and giant rings about chow molestation child prostitution. All of this stuff used to be a great secret man right. Nobody can keep a secret anymore. Well, now that that's out it's fun, you can have a family dinner and discuss pedophile ring, so this guy Henry Lee Lucas born in nineteen, thirty, six and Blacks Burg Virginia, which just sounds like a terrible place. Coincidentally, also
the home of Virginia Tech, which is of course, the side of the largest mass shooting in american history, which was that, all I'm sorry, just forget, sometimes every town in Virginia just I just can see the white mob chasing a poor black. Did it when you hear the name you're, just like oh yeah, that's where death happens in Blacksburg, VA sad as mother
Viola Davis on Wall Lucas had it was a decent, decent Dyson like the chicken yeah. I think it's disarmed 'cause. She was half Choctaw and I believe that is a native american word. What does that mean big gaper yeah? I think it means big gaper in the native American. She was a fifty cent prostitute. Who was in her early 50s by the time she had Henry? I see that at least she's zero dollars and fifty cents that shows respect for yourself if your nickel prostitute, it's just like it's like anytime somebody. You just stand near a wishing. Well, you could accidentally start sucking some guys dick every three minutes or so, and it's much even the worst is the bazooka Joe prostitute just give her gum and she'll blow you. If I want, I hate each to get on that, but you could go between. I can do, is awkward
is it. Your whole balls running meet my tub, wow wow. This is my mom. Isn't that nice? This is my mom. I just thought he should you guys could meet. I know we've just started dating Miranda, we're I'm new here legal here in this city. This is my mom, but I think that you're, just offshore commercial right before they go 'cause. I see the look of satisfaction in my own job, so you know a lot of times guys state of woman that reminds them of their mother, but I'm not going to do that to your balls, I'm never going to suck your balls down, thought we were going to. I thought you were going. I mean yes, they say you're not supposed to be able to change someone. You don't get into a relationship just to change someone, which is that maybe you'd be pulling all of your own teeth, so you could be a toothless fifty cent corn man well, she was described by one of her granddaughters, as quote a dirt
old woman who chewed snuff and the kind of person you would not want to be around Jackie Zebrowski, like your sister, Zebrowski, dirty old woman. I love that this is a Henry is going to read something here that comes from this book that I've been using this research it's called hand of death. The Henry Lee Lucas story explain the reference real, quick to hand of guess the hand of death. Is that we're going to be getting into this, and I think one of the three parts is going to be pretty much devoted solely to the hand of death. The hand of death was a satanic cult operating out of the Everglades and supposedly Henry Lee Lucas Anada stool, his partner in crime, Otis, Otis, yeah yeah, it's right, yeah, it's extra, retarded special. The second team makes it odd, huh yeah, so they were supposedly recruited by the hand of death to kidnap children, murder people
participate in their sacrifices, pretty much. They were the guys that went out and harvested the children with finders. The CIA replied by young, and this is also- and everybody knows that his death is in Everglades cult that was run by the iguana mafia, yep they're, one of the more dangerous of all the mafias, and this book was. It was co written by Henry Lee Lucas with this guy MAX call and keep in mind as Henry reads this keep in mind that this is written by a man who, by the way chapter one is called from the womb of a hore. It's not all about just the name of like a fuckin' Pantera album. It's a great death metal album. Actually, these this the table of contents reads like a fuckin' metal album from the womb of a Hore open. The gates of hell, evil knowledge
power yeah, yeah whiplash from rocking so hard. It remember that is this guy in the the the the forward says that he is writing this as a christian man, whole eggs. Does this satanic tenet colds are operating in America, so so he gave all the money back that he made for the book. Your right to Christ- let's just also say he made by approximately thirteen dollars by twenty six, go arounds with with that really look at his mother. Let's remember this is it that he wrote this next paragraph at Henry's, going to read in the name of Jesus Christ? Also number again, hungrily Lucas cannot really be taken apart from Otis to oddest tool. I'm sorry that we will be covering later on his a possibly homosexual partner, also be part of a baby. I love triangle between him and a thirteen year old and that they were all part of the Bay hey. You know in the end, it's just I'm glad. Everyone in the group had a goal, part of a team yeah, it's nice to team up with people sure, so this is from hand of death, but next call
all in her breast to his tiny mouth. She Kut Henrietta but your mom was cheered and, as he did the natural thing she added but remember, darling, mom does something nice for you, you must pay for it, with pain reaching inside his tattered little blanket she painfully pinched his little bit. Alright, I do want to say that it is a child involved, he's an infant, and that is sad, but hardcore Erotica. That's interesting idea, but I think it's got I mean. Did you watch serbian tail and get hard? No! No! Like oh yeah! I want to lay it back to the baby. First thought that no, the fact that it's is disturbing and she,
toothless and she is a bad tobacco habit. That'll work about that and by the way this book is also the same book that described it. Go ahead. Look at a picture of Ottis Toole right now, the brighter this book described autist tool, as quote good. Looking young man he's a seven foot tall like alright. I don't know how, to put it just looks like a fucking sexual deviant. He's got rapist face alright, so I looked up her picture of Ottis Toole and he looks like he should be working on cars He is nothing short of active in God's eyes and that's where that's where, if I tell you what the axes coming from he's got them Angelina Jolie Dicks, sucking little yeah, wow well, psychiatrists have done. Studies remember that Henry Lee Lucas was born to a prostitute who just fucking despised him. His mother hated him worse than anything else on earth.
I just have done studies as to what happens to the in the absence of physical touch and affection. When someone is developing as an infant- and it really does scramble up your brain because these kids- they pretty much they had. Their sense of self is only of them. There is no concept of the outside world. There is no concept of Why do something? It will hurt you so in really Lucas from the beginning was just in Q baited to be a serial. I mean he just thought people really bizarre pictures and had no idea why yeah these are get mad when people in the media, the picture being it is again. What do you do it as soon as they met them? How you must he must not like me very much impingement once you think about this case. Also, we like in comparison to other, because we do is that this is just so like it. It's almost like you should. Like. Every time you look at a story where you're just like you know,
Just childhood trauma bad mother, those things yeah he's just a fucking dirt animal right, right, right, right, the worst sort of fucking, the worst,
creature to walk the planet is the is the is somebody like him. I do either of you know. Well it does. It seems, like his mother issues are a little bit more intense than a lot of them have Ramirez was an uncle situation. Of course, his mother wasn't mom of the year and really look as also had an uncle situation as well sure as hell dead bodies. Before we get to that, let's go over his father, at least the man who is listed on his birth certificate, as his father Anderson, also known as no legs Luke washing his white. What would that we're? The nickname come from a big, long legs, yeah right yeah, it's like when the people call me time. Yeah had a funny her he no. No, he had no, let just had a leg because he got we was an alcoholic and he got wasted passed out on the train tracks and was run over by a slow moving train. That is the way to wake up number one. I love the conductors billing troops just got to move out the way I've got
we're a mile away just feels move over whenever you want to him on the one guys like hey Clem, I listen, listen, listen! I know which is stop this train, of course, which is something that we'll move though, but do you ever just think, maybe just once we can just hit strippers and just see what it's like. I don't mean to be mean to make something weird about this, but I just think I've we never leave. How many times do we get to do something like knife through butter train wheels through legs, full steam ahead? Let's do I also love it subject. I think I can. I think I get Thomas the tank engine did it. I've got blood on my hands now: Login Thomas the tank engine on Thomas, the murderer, murdering tank engine. When I watched what happened to the gift, his legs life is a mirror of pain. Well, that's
You got. You got to watch the the Thomas, the tank engine Board yeah. It's almost once told dawn with your trouble. Maybe we should learn about many legs. Did you just That's right! Yep about his father Henry said he around on his ass, all his life and she's, not even not even fucking ironic. No, it's just that. It's just amazing. To literally from what I read. He had a cart. He would sit in a cart and he would literally do that hump in motion right, where you would drag his card back and forth with a broomstick where Anytime Henry was anywhere near. I made him with the fuckin' broomstick he's like loot Dan but a worse version from Forrest Gump. Yes, it is also one of those stories to where I'm just like. I like to listen to the story, but no like listed as in everyone. You know like if you think about your sick man and My dad paid more attention to things that I do you know, but then I realize it's like well, I'm just an active traffic may be an actor which is great, but I got a little bit ignored.
Henry Lee Lucas was paid so well attention to buy the broomstick of his legless father yeah It's almost too much parenting. I mean at the same time, if you're Henry Lee Lucas, you got two working legs. You got youth on your side. You can't get away you can't run away from your father, who is sit around bumping around. In a cart I mean how fast it is possible, then going he wasn't entering some sort of derby and less he's going downhill. Yeah italian varieties catch that kid yeah, it's a thing, so quite a kid: how to catch all those chickens, right, yeah sure but simple. Well, I made I found a couple of conflicting reports is that he does that. Sometimes he does say that his dad was the only person who I treated him kindly that sometimes he says that his dad treated him like that. His dad was kind of the only person who kind of patted him on the head 'cause. He ran a legal alcohol or discovery and he said sometimes when it's dad would sell a little bit of alcohol he'd given ekeler to him.
Oh that's nice! It's like a tenth of a horse price yeah! That's really great! Thanks for the nickel net, I can almost have sex with mom. If I keep saving these up, you can have sex with your mom. You just lied or say you're, not her sons, you believe. No legs also support his family by selling pencils at the local skating rink, nothing like walking around like man, alright man, young Susie's number down. I don't have a whole. Let instead a little half man in a cart over there and throws here and shows, let's go Joe, no, no I'm buying a pencil from the legless man. He also skinned minx. He just do whatever you can do in a cart.
If you can't get to the cartel skin, it there's also a great coaster for beer, so that's kind of fun. He was also a hockey puck for the local Beginners Hockey league right, don't ever so hard. Now, that's good. I gotta tell you little Harvey getting strong with every slap shot next time you accidentally clipping with that. Stick, I'm going to punch. You Life of a puck well uh? Henry actually worked at his father's distillery from the age of ten and that's when his problems with alcohol began drinking straight moonshine from the
of ten right most of his life and that moonshine that this is old, as is your junior year, shine yeah, very intense stuff that gets out like that city, liberal moonshine and I had a drink when I was a boy also known as water may will were very good. Public water system guys will be La Henry's mother among if not the cruelest, zero killer, mother that we've ever covered sheep forced both Henry's Father and Henry himself to a war sure time, she brought home a John. This is a sort of a cuckold situation. Isn't it yeah, except they did not want to do it right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah and again you know: how far can the cart go? but that's the thing: well, that's what she would do if she would roll him across the room and just kind of leave him over there anytime. The John came out and said he didn't lose his penis to the train, though no he didn't know it was. Maybe you get aroused a little bit, but I would say this right. Yes, I know all the time you know like
sex isn't always have to be the most romantic thing. Sometimes it's fun, for it be spontaneous little dirty little shawty, but I don't well, I'm going to be able to really like get all having sex with my fifty percent from fifty cent prostitute in front of her legless husband and her four year old son right. Maybe I'm maybe I'm a bit for square. You know what I'll give you zero dollars and seventy five cents you lose. The half men lose the half man that kid can stay. If I'll give you a dollar for the kid to stay, half mayor stays in the picture. I need him to hate it. It's the only thing that keeps me dry. Well, let's just get it done with that. The punishment for refusal to watch was just a sound beating with this huge homemade club that she had. And Viola, wouldn't even allow him to cry while she, beating him he had to just silently take it. She wants beat him so badly with. Two by four, that he was unconscious for three days before violas pimp Bernie,
they took him to the hospital because they yeah yeah. Just like you know, mobile- I don't mean to step it or you know how, like I have a hands off relationship with you. I like that you're independent. I like the fact that you work with me for fifty percent of Fuch. You know when I get zero dollars and forty nine cents of it and I'll give you a penny, and I don't exactly know how you have an opinion. That's fine with me, but your son is become like a sort of just fixture like it's become like a human coffee table and I'm just wondering if it's not hurting business. You know yeah, oh, what's that Oh, I'm sorry, you were sucking dick yeah I'll just take him to the hospital myself, every Nook doctor, is there anything more than a few minutes of unconsciousness can cause permanent brain damage. Three days is bad. Three days is real bad. It comes full circle though, and he just gets really smart
well. Is it possible you? He becomes like the movie phenomenon yeah, but instead of using a psychic power to like help the town, it's just him just lift and thirteen year old girls skirts head and I've seen it. As seen the Clift. Another John Travolta classic phenomenon. They say after he they say after Henry Lee Lucas was caught. They did tests, they did cat scans revealed aches. It's a brain damage away, specifically contusions in the frontal temporal lobe, which usually result in extremely diminished capacity? For impulse control childhood injuries of this type, John Wayne, Gacy Fred West Andrei Chikatilo all these guys- had traumatic brain injuries as either a child or a teenager, to these specific areas, what we like to call. I'm I'm sorry Miss Lucas. So you're, not what are your his mother's
and then and some random woman. That's also here on that year, your son you're, not you're, you're, never prostitutes. On the thing we like to call goon brain okay, cool right. I'll bring him back. Do you think that help bring new business in about say my prostitutes got a new goon brain so, like you know what I'm just a doctor of medical science, and I I should maybe call somebody, but I won't, but I don't know
I'm also not a marketing person. I don't know if that'll help the business got to protect the frontal lobe of these kids got to mess Lucas. He also suffered from Graham all, Graham all seizures, just like those three killers dead and just like on a stool dead and what's a grand, mal seizure over you shake it shake area, the one where you shake. Are there certain like this paralytic ones, where you just sort of freeze and then yeah, the Graham all into the ones, were yet you shake it all Taylor, swift with that there fun exciting up a little bit oil like this thing to hear right the he had on. I guess it and usually high levels of lead and cadmium found in Henry's body, because because we live in a chicken coop out by some drainage, river, yeah likely and the odor from his body, which really interesting it to lease or type of poison that makes a home stench come from your body, an almost complete loss of the sense of smell, which is a deadly combo literally the smell of him, could murder a person. He would give you look at his face. If you have good Henry Lucas's face, you can
I don't think a brute you mean they don't think of old spice. So I'd love some good brute menus yep. He actually all these details about his childhood, the the smell that the odor that had as a kid and all throughout his life, but particularly as a kid that was corroborated by a teacher of his and his teacher. Not only is teacher but a ton of people in town they corroborate, because really Lucas is known as a liar. You know, but for the most like he definitely lied about a ton of things ran. A lot of these guys will lie about their childhoods to try to garner sympathy, but the These. Details have been corroborated by multiple people. Is the problem is also by this point. He was almost now he's helpless. Now he's got severe brain damage, you These cutting sort of like gays, sort of look around his face, he's real dazed and weird all the time and he loves to lie and annual eventually becomes a total complete terror. It's just like what can you do to
David well concerning his health. Further Henry said that he didn't eat a hot meal that wasn't scavenged from either the streets or garbage cans until he went to prison at as a teenager. Her mom would cook meals for her and her pimp, but wouldn't let the kids have any uh and the malnutrition combined with the cadmium poisoning resulted in even further brain damage. Is it the mother maintained custody of him? Wouldn't this intention for Ginia is one slash three world country, yeah, yeah yeah. She just gets. Let go there. Nobody cares nobody cared but yeah. You just look at these people just kind of assumed. Well, eventually, the river will flood and it will wash all these people away right right, right. Well, actually, the one person that did care his
teacher who was strangely enough. Her name was Annie Hall like that fictional girlfriend of the rapist director Woody Allen. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, oh yeah, the child hooker, his daughter fuck her, but it's ok, 'cause they're, still together shield. Together that I mean you know, I could make a relationship last and I wasn't having sex with my daughter at all. That's something, he burning yeah, wouldn't let the kids have any of the food one Henry's earliest memories with
also the one that very early on conjoined sex with violence in his mind, like a subpoenas pinch, not the peanuts, we actually don't know if the penis pinch happened at all that, so don't tell me, it didn't come on now from the fictionalization the hand of death who the author also says in the introduction of the book is there's no way to tell Henry Lee Lucas his story without fictionalizing, some of which have been making it up, which is again we're. Seeing is the opposite of telling a story right now we're telling a story is telling the story is telling the stories. That's a fact. Just writing a story. I mean I don't know. I haven't read much of Maxes book here, but I would assume everyone of his books does involve Ap Nis pinch to some degree, anus pinched guy every I got this and in the first ten pages, wow, every artist has one story to tell that's right, one Henry his earliest memory that he says was his mom right. After having sex with a John Stark naked, grabbing a shotgun and
the John in the leg, just splatter in Henry with bloody nose and punishment for given her an orgasm yeah, because she was really upset by 'cause. She hated that she didn't like to feel pleasure. It sounds like yeah on the further crimes of his mother on Henry's, first day of school, his dress him up, like a little girl gave curls, his hair, put him in a dress cuz, he's super long hair when he was when he was growing up
it's seven different serial killers, yeah report being dressed up as a little girl. So now we're just going to blame the liberal left progressivism! Yes, are you mad at me? Yeah Caitlyn Jenner did this that right now we're talking Kaelin there was had really low because there was Charles Manson and you're right, five, others. What if it was like that? What a friend we Lucas is the sort of toothless disgusting haggard coop child, but when he puts in a dress it's like at the at the end of like pretty in pink with a like bound bound and he likes drugs into like date, Dantan Dan Dan yeah, whatever yeah that's beauty,
well, I feel like why not I guarantee you. It was the first time that he had clean clothes and he was actually literally what they said. They said they said there was the only time he ever showed up to school clean, which I think is a cruelty in and of itself. The only time that you're clean is when you're being humiliated. We say this, though, in defense of his mother, her husband has no legs, 'cause, he's a raging alcoholic who fell asleep on the wrong bed, which train which is why I called the wrong bed and then Henry was. He was certainly an outstanding child, so he was described by more than one person as a terrifying child, terrified young boy in romanesque kind of
so we know she was doing the best. She was the only one making any money for the Damn family feel like this is also maybe the type of family where, if he had something like like an unusual activity like if you've been given something like curling or something like you know, hi ally- or this is something that, like water, Color Henry Lee Lucas would have been really good at something like that. Absolutely yeah, you know, and not necessarily just you know, making a corpse. You can rape. And possibly violas cruelest incident She learned that Henry had taken a liking to a local mule and he only one that could understand him. Well, I mean you know. Mules are kind of cool because you never know when they're going to be championship boxers laying on them you or some special where at I like thump are known him.
Dump the mule, who this is sounding, makes with his feet when he walked up. You know, so you know what's funny about mule, as he seeds don't work, what seeds own his Disney than years past his new. It's it's new. It's still work trying to work come home and you put in yanking on their on their tail he's gone or news front tail, and somehow he Humpty Dumpty's food us brought, but huge nothing, but little fart sound yeah. Have you tried pinching it? Well, you know wash That's a good idea viola she her Henry he taken on this mule as a pet he take. And on the first pretty much the only thing that he ever loved and win Viola found out that he loved this mule after shotgun made Henry watch as she shot it in the fucking face and then beat him
because she was going to have to pay somebody to come and drag the mules carcass away. No none good, not not a nice mother things to do. No, it's not! No! You know, especially when he's living a really sort of weird Disney World or he's got a talk. Yeah you'll hear something back by Rex situation happening yeah, you could have an Iphone is like yeah, just like Look at you like a puff, because it you like you like a buffet and user of, don't come closer, so I could stick it in the back home. That's the only holds no merit. We friends. Now, ain't no reason ripping him, take it to the next level. I guess and his life wasn't miserable enough. He lost his left eye in a knife fight with his brother, the I just left untreated and eventually it did heal up
just a little bit re infected when he got beat by a school teacher. Well, he's necessarily get. This is another cruel joke of the universe is the I was starting to heal up despite his mother, leaving it to fester for days on end time. He's got all that he's got it like. Let me child run it that's right, organic yeah, yeah and so did certainly heal up, and they there's a teacher that was trying to hit one child with a ruler. Throwing it at her and he took the teacher through the ruler and hit Henry right in his badian is just tossed. So Henry Lee Lucas was just sitting there be like wow. I don't think he's. I mean, I don't think, I'm the one in trouble yeah, that's it! No! It's just like it's like stuck in this ruler, any screamer for second, then afterwards, it's like you know what it is kind of funny. Stuck in there like it's meant to be in there ruler, holder, that be the pencil sharpener
he lost it. He would they actually did get him a glass eye. Twitches, that's kind. They try to fill it with Eminem's for Razmo yeah Mothers Johns when he would come over to like a little bit handy boy like a little dish that you see at the doctor's office. On occasion, yeah, but Crow is, I would assume kind of getting their pluck it out a little bit and then the I lot of times it would just kind of go off to the side and slip. Outta played also weep. Yeah, like his eye socket, would weep, and so he always have tears kind of rundown. His face, which is just you know, that's just creepy yeah lowkey infectious tears to your health, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and what I could never tell when he was stoned at school. Yeah yeah got a cool yeah we had over then because he only had one. I you didn't, have any peripheral vision, over on the water well on the road on the left side and because it
he'd walk side ways, so he could see what was on his left seems to well just yet, we seem to add to the creepiness yeah man, who literally can only sidles easy to get away from the pda. While coaching yeah, I can come all you gotta stay next, not hip struggling yazdi of your line. You'd stand in for stand behind, never stand to the side, no get! You then quickly. The crab! when Henry was thirteen, his father couldn't take it anymore and after a particularly cruel session watching his wife have sex with another man for money. He just bouncing around and I just wanna say trigger warning yeah, so I don't want anybody think about their lives. In this scenario, I'm sorry that's the first time we've ever had one of those on this show and I think we're two hundred episodes too late for that trigger warning. For all of you like to live in a car. That's good, though! That's our crowd. We want to be sensitive, yeah yeah, so
We got drunk drug himself outside in the snow, and just hey there until Kat caught Pneumonia and died. How many times I feel like just for just going to be. Yeah. I mean we're just let my spirit though I just feel like it's something that like a uh, Viking would do I'm going I'm going to rest yeah, the legless berry gathering Viking into it. Even more crude cart. Yes, that's a hell of a way to go this way, I feel you feel like walking back and forth biking with no legs which began name like Blarg who's got like they just tape. Two axes to his side. Number like the odd
going to throw blog into the guns coming army, like a baseball you're like a very good job. He just like wait. I'd like to talk about the plan where we talked me like a baseball shut up at least drug. I think he would do great he'd be the hero of the Viking community if he could learn some potions. That would probably help as well. You know that's what I've been a good idea before we lost blog, as if we attach some sort of rope to him, so we could snapping back pulling back in there. Yeah get the the axis back anyway. It Henry year after that he was forced to keep watching his mother had sex for a year. After he died because Henry was fourteen and for some reason it was fine to have the seven year old, watch or at
Twelve year old are eleven year just along they weren't in their teens, but suddenly, when he got to his teen. Suddenly it was creepy and Bernie didn't want him around. I feel like it's like. There should have been a warm up comic for each time she had sex with, like filled with rubble, live studio, audience sisters, son really, but let's do it type five, where you from his Henry just like from here. I've lived here in his chicken coop my whole life from nothing much for my momma funk for life over ten years. That's airplanes are artist of things and the food is not great. I lost my Iduna negligence and I'll. The difference is when women drive, as opposed to with the male driver, are just spectacular June popcorn a little hole in the space received a socket. We keep. You know black, you guys. I really everybody put your hands together, gave it a lot of energy. When you see the applause, let's just get a world. What we are
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also was having sex with at the time when you say half brother just to clarify he did have both of his legs. He says this is a genetic, genetically hasn't half brother, who is half black half brother genetically another thing is that I'd say here they would trap small animals slit their throats in a strange kind of ritual and have sex with the corpses. Yes, I'd like to correct you Marcus. They took this as to say this little throats is to create some sort of virtual ' it's wrong: a slow, the throat. Truly so that the animal would make the bucking motion that would need to make them come harder. Oh, that's a fun little story. Well, that's one of those things you learn when you want your mother has sex for twelve years straight up, so that's a little drifter tip, so the drifter tip. What's that rape,
I said by a car, and you know just don't do the don't drift so yeah. Also, you gotta be careful on the ninety five that traffic is atrocious and when you get up near vicksburg- oh my god, that's the Virginia traffic report. Look a lot of drifters outside today. Keep your windows up, lock those doors, don't let anybody named Henry into your garden. Yes, when you picture am fuckin' an animal and slitting its throat, probably haven't done that you haven't done that yet, but now you're everybody put are in the whole audience everyone do it all in the audience, be it just picture what animal your picture, I squirrel, I went small too. I went with the armadillo's disgusting. I don't know, that's what I thought. Everyone on that yeah go to the Facebook page and tell us what animal I mean. You imagined a fourteen year old hillbilly with one eye with an animal on his dick right before he's about to slit it check in
again, George is sort of the pink flamingos John Waters type situation at the man with the chicken. Just wanting. If you just put your mind to it, you know it's like reading imagination will take you everywhere, yeah anywhere you want, it is yeah you're. Right, though I picture a small animal, but somebody like a Dahmer or I'm thinking a horse who claims to have taken his first human victim at fourteen said they killed and raped a seventeen year old girl at a bus. Stop in that order killed, then raped. 'cause Henry Lee Lucas was a product killer. We thought we talk about product killers and process. Killers is that he was a product killer and he could only have sex with dead women who truly just said, and he said that he liked sex with dead women much better, because you can use them like toys and then drop him, and he will be.
He's a total psychopath. You need, I mean, of course, he needed total control and also I'm going to straight up easiest a wee bit retarded, which is a part of it too, is just being like it. So like a logic, it's more like gum, we'll leave their day to day, Kane say no and there any it's like. Oh that's, like both validation me. I always see yeah. They make it about the it's a valid point to them then saying they're dead. They can't say no they're like right. Yeah, they're, they're, dead, they've literally believe there like at least I'm all right, yeah yeah to send agree he's not wrong. A corpse is obviously not a living thing. I think if you, if you were, if you told me that I was raped and murdered, take, can you read me after I got to live with it, but I'd rather be dead or the raid that log on this, but now we have it in verbal recording that we can use that your do your just sat, killing and raping. Of course, I don't think that's really good and we have it and thank God we don't have that. What I'm saying is:
the shoes are right. My big thing is: I'm just trying to live my life, so I never have to choose what? If somebody kills you, you don't have the choice, they're, killing, you no, no sure yeah, a it's right, sure, you're, right, you're right! Unless somebody came up, you were just like we're, raping, kill you, which order. Do you want to be, and rape me you want to be. You know you've used. No, no! No! No! We've talked about this. Henry is going to hold on screaming to life for as long as he can no matter how terrible it is also good guys dick you kill me also known and do not all get you one better I'll, be your funny boyfriend, Scape sneak in and all hell hail all. I can hide in the laundry bin or something how to dress up as a mail man, and you could really looks like a fool and when I can just go, buy a mailman costing come back and be like I'm, not your guy. You've been Ray put up in the mail man all along you'll be like well, you mean tell me where's my damn package that you don't kill you. If you don't get my package you're right back into it. Well, the nightmare. Well, Henry Lee's. First arrest came in nineteen fifty two for breaking and entering just like a lot of these guys. You know and larceny, while these guys most of their first arrest either for breaking and entering or for th that we simply psychopath, he loves lying. He loves deceiving people yeah, I'm so that's a part of it and then once you got it it's because it's that has yes, the TED Bundy. You know I
I'm just going to break every rule around me law because it just talking makes my dick hard. I mean to be fair. If he told the truth, he would be an immense amount of trouble and kicked out of every institution. He was in you can't he can't tell like well how was your day Also, my mother fell to a bunch of do it out of the supermarket, hey man, you have to leave. Listen this supposed to be a fun poker night, and I just I can't handle you stories anymore and right. Good, like Manson at Lucas, all also said that he was always most comfortable when he was incarcerated, because he he got hot meals with first time in his life he had a bed any had four walls. He wasn't a fucking drifter watching his mom get fucked all the time. He was hanging out with other dudes having fun smoking cigarettes. Some guys play the harmonica and he's probably half good at it, and he did dabble in the men right
yeah. He was completely bi sexual. He just with a hole. You didn't care yeah at all. Did he kill man? Henry Lee Lucas did not kill men, auto tool killed man right right. Okay, yes, on this tool would like to get state got off sexually by robbing and murdering man you head and really Lucas simply killed to dead women. That's why he got quite killed, yeah, and he would also casually kill people as well. He said he said he would like to learn just like khakis and it's a button down, but I'm not wearing a tie today, I'm casually killing everyone. He had a quote that was like that, just being like as you killed, somebody is easy. Getting a corpse in fuqing is easy. I just go out and get one. He said it's like walking out the front door. Yeah right, that's fucking, crazy,
yeah yeah. They were dangerous yeah. They do not seem like the nicest guys around. You know. It's also about Henry Lee. Lucas is just the type of guy that probably like, never had a favorite Beatles. Album have a good enough choice in enough, like leisure time and nice time. What is life yeah? What music was played in that house was the sound of balls slapping in like court rattle it yeah in remembered he he was in his mother was in her fifties when he was born in this. Is that x rays of that means. He said that it's the seven year old, two plus fifty cent prostitute, beat you with the broom. I mean I never got to watch woody woodpecker yeah, oh yeah, the late night. I don't even think the
the radio was brand new back then they probably would have one of those. No, no! No now I lightly not my favorite album is that sounded to it. To all of you ever heard that song, it's called river water going down, go I have heard that sung by God in nature. I love that band also Choo Choo train. It reminds me my dad. You know he always screams when it hears a song yeah. So when Henry was twenty three, he was coming fresh off a four year sentence for another breaking and entering charge. He moved in with his sister opal over in Michigan and met a woman named Stella who,
promptly, fell in love with an became engaged and again I want to say this out there to everybody who single right now in his afraid that they'll never meet anybody. Henry Lee Lucas had no, he had one. I had wept constantly he reeked of cadmium. He got a girlfriend. You know that you're going to be fine would be fine you're going to meet somebody. Let's say like we are going to say you might have to lower your standards. A lot yeah. Let's say like we had to sell, it was not a prize though she wants to him, though he had one eye or he had one eye. Isn't that nice? He can you believe he had one. I do I find his frivolously too much who needs em yeah. So Stella was in a Sarah Michelle Gellar. No, no! No! She was not use the type of woman who get engaged to a one eyed felon who just got out of prison, so she was more like a Grundy Wilderman. I love that. I love her though so Viola she
back into the picture she hears, that her son is happy and live in Michigan she's, having none of it is just the idea of a smile makes her mad and she's. Also, This point she's twenty, so she's in her 60s by now late, 60s them in aren't coming around to give her fifty cent pieces anymore, man, Seattle, dry, it up business is no good yeah we're, but you could totally fend your fuggin, weird wheat farmer, stub into one of her old Damn pole saw. It is funny to me that that does imply that these people did have standards. Yes, you know like they still did like they were very low, but then she even felt like below that bar that, like a mouse, clipart limbo under it, like Bernie Viola, never sat around, maybe having snifters or brandy just listen to like you know.
So crazy. After all these years and Bernie just thinking, I like everything about Alopen Viola and she's, like all, Well can suck your balls until your fooking cuirasses he's just like you know: biologist every once in awhile, just take a little step, see if something can be normal, but I still think it can't be grown accustomed to your face. Which is the most back in love. Song below, has ever existed. Custom to your face. Is any man tells you that, ladies you have to leave him yet grown very fond of you over the years yeah? Well, I realized handsome woman in your study so be Ola she goes out to Michigan. She shows up, to find Henry in style in a local bar, celebrating the engagement and also assuming that v like Henry Lee Lucas. She thought that Henry Lee Lucas would be able to come and take care of her yeah
which is it's crazy, because these are real people. She got it. I would assume a train or a bus yeah. Can you imagine the poor saps of to sit next to Viola while she start around- and I also do hello yeah, my ex husband, guys legs cut off by one of these. I just was hoping I could listen to some podcasts Allen, I'm on a bus. You know it's just one of those things. You look lovely to meet you, but there's there's a day. Have you ever heard of this american life? Is it's a new episode? I've got a hardcore history cued up right after that, so I blew Gail yeah, you know. Sometimes I need a little push. She could give me for saying. Do do it you're still not,
well. We have had rock Obama on this week. Isn't that impressive, really the medium, but you know that we can get into a whole conversation about going to a little back seat. That's the bathroom! Yeah sit on it for awhile yeah I like to see if something comes, sometimes it's going to be on a Bush toilet, because the water comes up smashes my pussey, that's the only bad for Kidney The water, that's the everyone's fecal matter. There he'll be walks into the bar, finds Henry happily celebrating his new found. Love immediately starts laying into him immediately starts a fight, saying you can't marry her. You can't do this. You got to come back with me and you got to take care of me. You ungrateful little mother and so Stella tries to step in and Viola Lee Attack, sir.
Stella says holy Shit. This is your mother. I can't deal with this. I'm out engagements off, see you later. It's like all those mother in law, jokes. It is. I've heard that it's also the love relationship of the Waterboy, Adam Sandler's character there in the movie, the Waterboy go back, slash bad yeah Mama, don't like oh yeah, Mama, Mama Mama break up the relationship really Lucas, it's cyclically, the Waterboy story, but if we replaced being a water boy with all the raping the corpse Gatorade is better I'll rape and murder. Now, ok, I was probably Adam Sandlers First draft yeah yeah yeah later on that night, Henry possibly remembering the beloved mule that his mother had also taken away from them years before. That is just satisfying. I know this one really died, so it is it
'cause. You just do such a good job of researching these peoples lives. I you do get some sympathy for this. You do or did PAM line dumb piece of shit. He just needed to it's just the same thing, it's kind of like Dahmer. It's like, I feel, sympathy for DOM or two, but it's just kind of just needed to get shot in the head, but yeah just needed to have been murdered in some sort of jail, all the mail in a bar fight like something like that. Just to have ended his life, it seems like everyone was trying to kill him. Yeah random rulers. Going to do is I'm very easily could have got to do is bring his brother stabbing him out of his eye out. Now he has a steady as as the Turkey and it's because you know they said that he should be the state bird. Yes, exactly that's what Benjamin Franklin wanted to be the national bird because of its steadfastness than stamina, Henry Lee Lucas, the Turkey of all serial killers, so there since this knock down, drag out fight. Henry's got a pocket knife in his hand, which he thought was had been closed. Punched. His mother, he goes, he punches her and
passes out. He thinks that he's just punched her and- he runs away, and but this is how strong her hold on him was. Is that he actually where he went? He will three hundred miles away back to his mother but when he ran away lane yes Justin saying like you, ran a wave and he's like okay, I'm going to see here, wait for my punishment, but like zigzag five minutes because by a lot the door yeah okay goods to to your left If you go, if you get out all over the door for you just okay, but what he did actually did unbeknownst to him, he missed his mother. He next her neck, not that deep, but do enough, where his sister opal that he was living with his sister? didn't come home for another fourteen hours, so Viola.
Ended her life, believing out on the floor after his son, her son, accidently nectar in the neck, with a pocket, hey all right, yeah and so in. We will also be one. A lot of songs were based out of the light that the death of Iowa Lucas is also on candle in the wind yeah, yes, C B was turned into a protest. I saw that on his own, actually wrote it about the fifty cent to the soccer. So it a lie. The Marilyn Monroe references well all bullshit, all this, so he, ran back home. He's got sat there expecting her to show up when she didn't show up for a couple days. He went. Back to Michigan Ann was picked up almost immediately and was charged with second degree murder. Sentenced to twenty twenty to forty years in the state the ten and when he's in there he starts going a little. He starts I think this is the first time he realizes that he can gain attention like he can
welcome himself up or say crazy, weird shit and it get some attention, so he start he has a couple of suicide attempts and he gets transferred to Ionia State Hospital. Ionia state Mental Hospital and You start, rock in his brain, which is brutal shot period. When you already have goon brain, that's not making you feel more like together. Also. What I find interesting is now we're going to see the robber Desalvo side of him comfort, there were, you kind, is it's like that's. What also to me makes him quintessentially such an american figure, ten, like Charles Manson, that thing of like he still thing. We can make it in this world. You still think it's like. I'm gonna stick to it of ness. Yet now, once you figure out a tactic he's just like, I can use this role, it's worth. You know
it's it's kind of amazing. It's gonna follow through with the rest of his life. I mean I still again: yes, he's gonna murder. A lot usually got out his pile. It was actually the one that got turned down. They chose Mary Tyler Moore's pilot yeah. He was going to go and have a great job. A great show television show, but him succeeding in Minnesota. Now I've been amazed that would've been real good well, he was also. This is also when he starts getting all fuckedup on psychotropic drugs like Thorazine and benadryl. He said that he took a shit ton of been a drill, but the that people. It has extremely adverse effect on and they're just pumping him full of all These chemicals they're fucking shocking him on a daily basis same time he gets to put around yeah yeah it's a putter around, and this is also something that happens after he gets caught later on starts. Confessing is that he just is allowed to wander around wherever he likes. He
he had to have been someone of a charmer, because people like to she just kind of had that one I'd sort of weird little like yeah like a half smile yeah. He could probably will you just you forget, because after awhile is kind of a like a wheel, you know we. Indeed we we at least get it so well yeah. I don't know we drone yeah. I would maybe a charm, but I think also a sympathy case yeah. You know people were just like if you would. I think at this point it might be a crime to hit a like be like so disabled. That you're, just kind of like I gotta, be nice to him, because otherwise, I'm a dick in it. Well Henry Lee Lucas yeah. He did have some intelligence to him because what he did when he was at the state hospital exactly like Ed Kemper. Leave me alone in the records room, so he would read all of these police records about all these criminally insane guys would real their records and see how they got caught, and this is where he got his fucking inspiration is that he knew that police
don't talk to each other, especially back then in the seventies and eighties. He said that police department did not talk to each other, so when he would commit a crime, he just pop over to the next state. Literally put him anywhere else like put him in a science lab, and he would learn nothing about it yet, but they're like, let's put him in the only room that has all the knowledge he needs to become the sealer serial killer. He wants to be knowledge, are Lieutenant Thompson right now this file is called how to be a drifter killer. Ok, I do not want you to leave it outside on a desk. I don't want you to leave it anywhere inside of a final cabinet. Technically this shouldn't exist, but we're going to keep it just in the snow I'm going to go outside and get a bagel, because I'm a jewish police office. I will be going if you sit here with his file and don't do anything with it, especially if a one eyed guy with all of the potential in the world to be drafted. Keller walks in here all right. All I got it. You got
you don't wear pants today, private yeah, that's alright! I haven't been wearing the past couple of days, alright, well yeah, but look I'm it's laggy summer, hey Henry come on in here I got something for you to read, became read you gotta, read it to me. Alright sit down, I'm about to tell you how your life is going to change forever, so he got out He actually got out after only ten years. Are actually is more like eight or nine for killing his mother? He got out due to overcrowding. And they over so who was in even going to be leaving. I guess it yeah. I mean at this point right, so the criminal record of this point is just a couple of robberies in this accidental death, accidental death, yeah that that you could actually- and he was doing his side cut. You know again it's all of a psychiatrist. They were saying that, yes, he has a lot of problems. One of his psychiatrist called him
excessively needy he's been a real ex girlfriend, and so they a lot of them were like yeah, this guy's real up but yeah he could be out this guy out here and he's fine, and then he begged to not be let out yet. He said. If you let me out, I will kill, I would
kill. So basically we're watching is again. It's our institutions themselves created are perfect killer. It's like we see again and again and again we made Charles Manson and we made Osama Bin Laden yeah, like all these be related Jeffrey Dahmer. We made all these people and just shipped out yeah. Well I mean you can't just let everybody stay in prison. You want to stay in prison at that point. Is a real club. What club med he this is for. Mr Henry, I would be like always keep the ones in prison that break the state. I know I know this keep a minute yeah they want to stay. There then there's a very good reason why they want to stay there, yeah and and really look as he claims he claimed. This is another one of his big claims. He claims to have killed two women the day he was released from prison. Well, he said a lot of on a lot of and we're going to be getting in, to the next thirteen years of his life in the next episode, we're going to bring in audit stool, his partner in crime, and what most guys were the Bush
oscars of serial. He w he taped June of Doom believe her twin yeah yeah, absolutely yeah. I don't want to be the best run, yeah yeah yeah as early as the regular mark Mcgwire this guy yeah yeah, except through still, we sucking each other's dick in killing women for state yeah, yeah others, but maybe, if more, not available. No! No! No, although I am going to post a picture on the facebook page of these two guys in happier times systems they and smile and- and you know, keep it Henry's eyes. Kind of going off to the right got a well groomed mustache and they look like a couple of buddies. You know they are like they look like they were. You know and night in the nineteen seventies, like quote unquote, roommates yeah, no one can they were yeah. They were, they were both blinking sounds cute to me, it's more like yeah, you know like they were. Did they use a weird combo, the two of them? And I just when I look at them with the smell, I think, of his pubic hair and cigarette totally. Really, what really read Jim made a few big idea of like you've been smoking naked
we've been leaving the cigarette like when you're not smoking. It you listed in your pubic hair and she said that fucking stink, like the tip of your dick, smells like fucking, your sweat and also cigarette smoke. Oh yeah man, I've been to a bar in Florida, yeah, that's just you guys, just loving that smell. It's not so much. We willing to choke down on that cock. Until it comes down there threat level, orange and orange kind of feel their well rested, arrested boosted, mad alright. Well, I'm not great intro to Henry Lee Lucas. We got a good foundation of his early life yeah. We're going next episode we're going to get into his mouth he retarded child bride were going to get into anyone else. Just want to spray for Brees yeah kinda. How I feel now
This is definitely a heavy hitter, because I feel disgusted yeah yeah yeah yeah, it's a good side, not Friday. When I was researching all this like it was just a weird day, their dirt a whole day. It was, I felt just weird and dirty and off the whole okay day was weird, but we got through and we're going to get into a maybe a drifter, so I hope we have someone's getting married tonight. I hope so listen to happy marriage. I hope you have a wonderful time and remember when you're driving through Virginia and you're like look at these people. This is the cleanest they've ever been. You know, so, just imagine what the 1930s forties, 50s and 60s were for Canadians country people. Can I plug something before we end? This is me saying, of course, hello. Thank you. As always for listening. Your pretty face is going to hell season. Two comes out this Sunday at one thousand, two hundred and fifteen July 12th on adult swim. If you can
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real fucking, cool, dude and he's the type people would do this ship for yeah? That's right. It was a good man and it's absolutely uh, I'm just going to say it straight up. Say suicide is totally horsh it. And you should reach out nothing where there's life there's hope just keep just keep moving forward, so you can change things for yourself Cooper. It already tried to do that several times, and I know that it was a difficult road for him, but when it comes down to it did to be alive. Always it's so much worth it and you know because We don't have a long on this earth anyway. Now so I hate and hate to suicide said: that's, that's also a name of a gray metal band yeah! It's a suicide! All right Buckingham stay alive for Satan is our jobs are to deliver truth to everyone. Now right. We love you guys very, very much hill, yourselves, everyone yeah and thank everyone out on the pages been fantastic about all the stay. Please keep being awesome each other, please keep being there for each other.
And yeah. How Dean everyone Heil me as well! I don't mean to I'm sorry but the plug, but we got serious, but I did it before, but I'm serious it will be bad. If I did it now, if you did it now, it would be weird: it's like yes, hail our friend Cooper Board, who unfortunately took his life with children in July by the counting album and thanks for all the support here in CCR will, as always, you guys are at the absolute best and Magoo still Asians. We love you, we love you. We mean we talking hate, you you're dumb, you're doing one of those yeah We want you more. Also for those you they're gonna, be in San Diego for the San Diego Comic Con, I'm a be there all all balls deep into for in comic con. I'm doing the Aqua teen. Your pretty face is going to Hell panel on Friday afternoon and I'll be doing the heroes panel on Sunday afternoon and haul G whatever that big fucking thing is. But this is my sucking call to action.
If I see you listen to me by see anybody wearing the last podcast love shirt, I'm going to give you a dollar, get him a dollar game for spending about one dollar almost worse than Henry Lee Lucas is horror I'm just saying this. I will give you a dollar you come up to me. You find me personally give me a dollar and I will tell you this. I will leave no stone unturned when I have the fucking microphone to deliver the truth about the nature of our fucking reality and our government and about the elite bloods. Right, so there are part of the ruling bodies of the entire world. So I need your support. I need you to be there, because what it's not the spirit of truth without the fucking shaft, so basically, whoever wears the last podcast shirt and then sees you perform, will slowly take off their last podcast shirt and pretend like they don't know, yeah. Ok, that's that's not even joke you better wear them shirts! That's where the shirts? Yes, please
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Transcript generated on 2019-11-18.