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There's no place to escape the last time
and by all right. Well, money can buy your class by. I didn't do like a ninja. No, you do not you like an engine. I can no no, but go back. If you do want to listen to me, the real housewives of I forget what county? Just google you'll find some great songs like a ninja. It is she's playing a character. Alright welcome the last podcast it'll up everyone. I am been castle, that's Marcus Parks, speaking the characters. Who is it going to be? If you know it's all over and we are getting into some scary stuff, of course, besides just the fact that it's eighty degrees in the middle of October, besides the fact, the doll trouble man bent upon world domination going to be president, I don't think he's gonna be present. I think that Hillary Clinton's gonna shut her skin very soon. Hillary is the reptile and he's the human. Unfortunately, I think Donald Trump is very here to get you on top at buddy. This is the vision of the future, the cutting edge opinions we need. Now you have to be to be a real politician. You have to be a reptile don yeah. I'm truly is an outsider, but he shouldn't be president. It seems weird thing in order to be president, you have to be a live must be alert, yes, because I have to not have these feelings are dealing with many levels of inter dimensional talks. You they don't.
I can talk to the grace of God. I mean ought to the nordic. At this point, I think I feel like you're making the pitch for Hillary. If she can talk to the grays, an interdimensional beings, that's the president. We want it might be the president. We need Exo politician, but yeah
but you know what's really so you're off the bills. Are you train? Yeah yeah? You know it's actually very scary.
My hair law, so don't bring up your hair long. I want to be real with everyone I got Henry your hair is fine. I don't think it is. I was looking at a video of myself. I took a video. You ever take a video self where you sit on the toilet accidentally, because you know Instagram has the your story thing and then you click on and accidentally, and it turns on why you taking his chin, just getting big bloated bread bakes, he even over the toilet, and you see how your hair, it just looks like a bunch of cobweb, said top of leprechauns
yeah, that's my life. Now, where the learner mind with the butchers cobwebs on top of it doesn't sound bad cobweb
that's a lot of her taking all this bio ten in order to fix it. I'm just thinking about being honest, we gotta be honest. On there were going to be transparent. I mean I just feel like you're not losing that much hair and if you do go bald, that's fine, look at Jason, Alexander! He
a very successful television Cheryl Red Vinyl Bell. I got explained to me by my manager. You never start with hair and then have not here. You have to be bald from the beginning or be bald that when you're old yeah, this is what this. This is why the industry is awful. Had a two hour meeting. He came back Sattar Henry, don't forget you
Pete and Lee in order to cap reels toilet, and no one can take that away from. Thank you and I'll always remember the smell of that, the he he just
add normal for breeze. But what is it supposed to? Do? You think you would have? I think you some fancy, but he didn't. I thought he'd have like Chanel number five for breeze, a bowl of popery. Oh my god, that's for
Right. So today's episode speaking speaking of creepy, we got some creepy pastas for you and I don't want to hear one word about my reading abilities it's on
purpose, and I just want to get this out of the way right now. Fuck. Thank you, give the people what they want. That's why I'm now these listener past episodes, but I really like about this shift- is the fact that our community is filled with very creepy
Strange broken p,
Also, they know how to communicate well through the written word. We want to
We want to celebrate our audience. We wouldn't be anywhere without the people. Listen to the show. And yes, it's like. We cover a lot of creepy horrible subjects on the show, but I think
enough, creepiness and horrible in this. Just in our people that listen to our show that we can celebrated for all the well, you know what the creepiness and the evil is isn't in the people. They put it to the page inside of them
nothing but love,
all right exactly true. We do have very loving thing: wonderful fans very friendly
is for you. This is for you now before we do this episode, but I'd like you to do. If your home leave the house
just for a second just get out how I can only legal legal out there that just a fully clothed, I said, I always say: don't: kill the boy. Let the boy laugh all right, the boy we will
grow up to maybe cure cancer or be the police officer
that will eventually arrest you for the rest of your crime, so don't kill the boy
for hair loss. Maybe it'll cure, don't do this um
then come back in the house when you realize that you're part of the of the you want to look out at the hologram that is outside of your house and have been grown, satisfied that reality is real come
back in the house, and I want you to take off first your shirt and
Fully your dry, because goods come down,
Let's just face facts right: everybody hates seeing somebody be visibly wet unless it's Crisco, unless it's a to
girl from Hawaii, Michael Phelps. They liked him being wet. He want a lot of gold only because he came back with the fucking goal uh
I want your roll yourself up. The thickest branch of
Satans oregano. I want you to just do something do something different today. If you are, if you do, if you dab take a dab,
and hopefully you don't have no the thing, a the weed thing storm.
Dabs, Canadian, yes, no, not knife! It's your! That's! Lastly, really can't go down this hole do quit.
Come home. Just leave your office come home and get ready for this year's episode of listener passes this time.
Or spaghetti going to cry
all up your you manage it all. So many spaghetti started to gigantic. Spiders all is for pasta. It was your recently sober and have a job that you like for the first time ever. Stay sober. Keep your job plus the the wagon man hey on it
all right and where do you want to start a song? Yes, this is a
He called to scratch one by Morgan, so the cologne
it's a canadian province, stuff, okay
Yes? Yes, this catch, one by Morgan, Hill, beer, farts.
I was thirteen years old out in a
Also schedule visiting my
uncle's farm for the weekend?
my cousins, who were sisters their friend and myself, who are all around the same age routes.
Playing riding bikes and playing tag thing.
Thirteen year olds do.
Don't wink at me, you fucking just winked at me. They didn't see that but Henrik winked at me wink at you when he said things thirteen year old. So we on with you curious thirteen year old. More of your hair goes the more like focused. You are on
I look. I have one of those like mirrors in the shower than no fog mirrors in the shower, and I look at it. I was watching myself and I look like an orangutan. I of the river of the river
one by Morgan, it was early November
so it got dark fairly early, especially out in the country the sun had set.
But they were still a bit of natural light left in the sky. So we all started riding our bikes back down the road to head in for the night.
There was little to no light pollution out in the farm, so the sky and stars were very clearly visible.
That's when we saw what looked like the northern lights, but it was a really close to the ground. Nothing like I had ever seen before.
I could see it clearly in front of us, but my mind was having trouble grasping what I was witnessing as we got closer
It seemed to disappear almost fade when
pass through where it had been hovering. We were about thirty yards away from the front of the driveway. When we heard a bike fall to the ground with the skin we
stop and turn around to see who had fallen.
The ground where my cousins, friends, by clay and above it, was that green light. Again,
ring above the ground. We had just passed over
It was holding my cousin's friend suspended in the air arms stretched out to her sides head hanging, limp unconscious five feet off the ground.
We steered for with seem like ours, but within a minute or two, the light disappeared in the girl was on the ground waking up from whatever trance he was in. She said
He didn't remember anything, but we all agreed. We saw something:
since that day, my cousin said she barely saw or spoke to her friend
apparently, even though she claims she doesn't remember anything. She was never the same as attempted suicide on multiple occasions throughout her life and is now a recluse living somewhere in a small town in Saskatchewan.
Ooh and that's the fate worse than death. Yes, that's like hell bent on earth that is just bars that have weird pinball games and and bacon. That's hampering a Morgan good to see you again, ok I'll, go back to!
involve Saskatchewan Saskatchewan, alright, alright, this next story is by Derek. It's called.
Still more store, brought to you what you wanted to
I pray for you?
and who are your aunt exactly and more thought and maybelline? Isn't it Jerry and it's a man who were forced to call him and by society? Well that makes sense that identifies perhaps alright
This was written by a guy who were
in hospice care
and it's done so for years there
a in hospice care, while travel, nursing, a terminal patient took a turn for the worse
call care was discontinued, except for pain control, they wow.
Lasting days longer than any of the doctors thought possible and no amount.
Pain medication seemed to help ease the suffering a week after the patient passed
family members of other patients began complaining of being in visibly slapped and shoved, while in the room, family and staff,
claim to see the bedside rocking chair rock with no one in it, and things fall
the floor on their own. Anyone who
Entered the room swore it felt like someone was glaring at them with utter contempt shortly after that the room
again to continually be infested by ants. Despite being several hospital floors up, they
we found on the walls the floor and the counter tops the room
read by exterminators on three different occasions, but the ants would come
anytime. The room was reopened an entry point.
The infestation was never found the unit
manager shut the room down in the infestations in it was converted to a supply closet. Several months later,
Flies were often found, ripped open and
rude about as if someone was throwing a tantrum but with no apparent culprit,
activity finally stopped
little shop one,
the room on three different occasions and asked the presence to leave
who likes ants goes stand
I guess that goes like them. Well, I
a hospice nurse is the closest to human can be to being. The angel of death
I would be so scared to go to work every day without Ghostfacers gonna die yeah their future ghost I mean what is life
I thought it might be. Current goes nude. My my big thing is man. That's just another trip. I agree
My friend, I think I've told this team that is kind of true that it's just the rad Brad. I told the story before, but my friend in college would, I think he still does work in a nursing home and he would tell me stories about how people would stand up. They would snag their skin, which is about as a paper mache yeah certain age, and it would just rip down their whole bodies and they have to glue,
I mean who wants to live like that yeah I would hate to live. My whole life, like my whole body, was just tear away clothing. Yes, it's it's kind of fun if you want to play a game of basketball, but it's just like it's like shirts and skins.
Beau. Man sure knows how to do a lay up, clattering bones to think in a three. Well, I'm always afraid to garden at all. It's good! Do you got
can fluid all over this would be like what it had MAGIC Johnson went through before people got woke number that magic he had to
both of the paleo problem HIV. He beat it though he did beat, it would depend on what does that have to do with people getting woke up, because you know you can't let him look at you, otherwise you're going to get it, and then people realize no, that's not how it's transmitted genuinely used. The term woke. I said it woke yeah. What is it
It means you are aware of that. You were ignorant once but now you're woke just say that yeah, I don't.
To say, but yeah I don't like that is just say like before people, as idiots.
Will be, for people with idiots is what that's just a longer way of saying woke having HIV is not on fleek. That is true hum,
right. So this is my turn here. This is called the bird
girl by annie- and I don't know
any burned, but either way
so I come from a big catholic family- and I actually my family Christian yeah
that is great kind of close to mine, yeah, all
I already here so I
Have a big catholic family when our neighborhood, our old neighborhood, started getting dangerous. My parents finally found the perfect house that would fit.
Eight kids and we moved or one Ben Kissel you fucking cock suck. Are you don't have to classify you just said catholic family? We know it's going to be big, don't believe in wearing anything down there.
After so okay, so they moved in to get the eight kids in there shortly
words with mom and dad would keep waking up to someone whispering, mom or dad directly into their ear. So they didn't like that they would wake up uh.
Wake up check on all of us and we do we'd we'd all be sleeping. The fire alarms were constantly going off, sounds of footsteps all through the day and night, and the basement would get an overwhelming smell of freshly lit, match self yeah soft
I remember my dad constantly yelling at us asking who was playing with the matches, I go fund the way you go through these stories. A lot of times reminds me of like a dad on Christmas Eve going through his kids like Christmas list of all the gifts he forgot to get whatever. So, ok, so so the fire alarms are going off, a bunch of footsteps are happening, but the kids are asleep. I don't know how they're sleeping through all this
Isn't that interesting, but either way then someone's playing with matches, but the kids say they? Don't they didn't do that, one
brother walked out of his room into the hallway and stopped in his tracks, because it was freezing cold. You want to move faster, then, but that's why? Then, the fire alarm above his at instantly went off. My parents never believed in ghosts, but we're thinking about moving out again. They
So my mom even remotely sell it that I would were scared. They were
they were staying were scared there. Alright, if you were getting it, wouldn't try this next paragraph with that nrg some among decided to go to the library. After a few weeks, she came across gold article in the paper, one thousand nine hundred and fifty eight the article in the paper which one thousand nine hundred and fifty eight. It was about a little girl who was playing with matches in our basement
her on fire and, while
dying in the hospital sort of Richard
your type. Are you a little girl when a little girl? I always wondered why running up the basement? Steps were. Was the scariest thing ever she
done the same thing well consumed in flames. Her parents were the ones that sold us the house around thirty years later. Thank you know that, like it was some sort of felt like while she was consumed in flames, just fine, my parents had a priest, come and bless the house and that's when things slow down the fire,
continue to go off around the around the anniversary of her death for years and every
my parents still visit the little girls grow huge. This is actually from
Cleveland Plain dealer, she actually went to the library, the woman who sent this in and she
scanned the newspaper article from when this little girl died. Wow that sent me the actual newspaper article. This is one hundred percent real there. Any pictures of the corpse one thousand nine hundred and fifty eight yeah, you don't waste a picture on a corpse, and this is an excerpt from the
actual news story
green and white polka dot, dress, which Donna to Kaski chose for her. A preview of the thrills of kindergarten brought death from burns. Yesterday to the Fairview Park. Four year old, Donna one of six children of MR and MRS Eugene to Kaski died.
In Fairview Park Hospital of Burns suffered Monday when she evidently set fire to the synthetic fabric dress with a lighted match her mother
believe the inflammability of the fabric may have greatly can
to the extent of the scores. Interesting. Did you know this? The lighter
was invented before the match. You know
in Iceland it's covered in greening. Then they Greenland, is actually covered in ice. Will someone answer? Why do we park on the driveway and drive and everything about it? Buddy their words
but we used to just her kids in asbestos for many years. Yes, this is my grandfather died from
yeah I mean I bet it was really difficult, putting up all these Festus inside of the.
So this is not a great father that grandmother lived a on the beaches of Uruguay,
yeah, I mean there really was back in the day, yeah a lot of kids clothing, a lot of a lot of people's clothing. It was made out of this synthetic fabric, but what would happen
and when the synthetic fabric was lit
fire is that it would melt into the skin and that's what would have been
kill these people was the actual fabric melting into the math science company on the facebook page. Last podcast on the Facebook of the last pockets, a live, peaceful page if you're not on it, go join it if you can handle it, but someone just,
a bunch of pictures of people being tarred and feathered. Yeah holy hell, that's much! We joke about it! Like it's going to fun thing. It would be to looney tunes, but then you see it in real life. Just like. Oh, it's like hitting somebody in the head with enamel looney tunes like bungalow in real life eat your head just becomes like salsa, yes right God, alright, alright Henry you're up,
when you watch so many videos of human death people realize that death is an uneventful disk click and one time you're alive in the next thing. You have full of memories and hopes and dreams. The next minute you're just fucking meat
This story is called my radishes more like butter.
Yeah, I mean it depends on how you're you're done with it. I mean
Give you die a cancer technically. You turn into a human scarecrow, but if you get a hit by like some sort of cement truck yes, you
two more of a suit. I'm just picturing your son, like just ready to play soccer, just ready to go to practice yeah, it's just so much fun son. I love kicking the ball around. You know what I also love is the idea that every single breath I take is one last breath I'll. Take like let's say: there's a million breaths. I would kick left right now.
That is good for ninety nine thousand nine and let me out of the guard at the
one hundred and nine hundred, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight.
Thousand nine hundred. Ninety seven, it's like
my cock is always better.
My radishes by Anna
sounds like a Rihanna song about artists.
This happened on the Metro in Washington DC three years ago.
I was riding home late one night and in about halfway to my destination doors.
Open? A Santa ask. A man in a tank top and suspenders boarded the train alone. Well, I should have been
officials from the get go Santa Claus
Outside of the North Pole saw Christmas time, you know easier to rape. I sorry I'm sorry,
It is funny, but it's difficult.
Well, I should have been suspicious from the get go. I mean a man with the beard he will
a harmless white bearded pot. Bellied man in his 60s
I noticed he was talking to himself animatedly right, yeah
and that's totally animatedly animatedly an animated with animation. I notice
was talking to himself with a lot of energy.
I was wandering around and was wondering around desperately trying to get the few other writers to engage him in conversation. I pause the
I was listening to but didn't remove my headphones so that I didn't draw his manic attention very good city move.
After expounding on his extensive academic achievements in philosophy with. According to him, the world's most brilliant philosophers
window and noticing that it was raining and screaming the right.
It was so good for my radishes.
Realize he had no willing conversation partner and defeated, took a seat.
They surreptitiously watched him to the reflection in the dark windows. I saw him
this class clean them
and then, without looking
them over his shoulder to the asian woman behind him, who didn't put them on
he got off at the next stop and the Asian Lady kept the glasses on. Until I got off a few stops later. He
the betrayal alone tribe.
Talk to everyone and then took
the glasses he was wearing and blind
we passed them to the random woman behind him who didn't wore them,
I remember looking around the train to see if anyone else had witnessed this and no
would meet my eyes, please
Me to understand her Kunama it Anna from Detroit
Kunama funk it might be my favorite way to end anything. Yeah, it's Jackie's new catch phrase, catch the red hook, Kuna bucket go into my pockets. Are most iaccessible allowed catchphrase times five years you could say that on tv, my buckets not a swear word. He gets people for more who kunama fuckit go, listen to page seven or so. The only way I could understand this is real.
It's then, and that woman was also puffs,
at a level for improv class understands you just say yes and you just build the story, because you just want your freak, you out and the the
probably would have been great for his righteous. Probably I don't know grad radishes grow, but if somebody gives a glasses put him on right,
What else do do without and we're also again you're in Detroit, so
easy to be different. She was in Washington DC at the time again, washing DC washing sees full lizard all the people work of gotta variously connected through weird. It means I remember being and it's it's a Starbucks once in Union Square, New York City. I was
coffee looked over and there was the same thing: a bearded looking like a Santa type man with those big blue blocker, like
old people glasses, like you, with the one you put over glasses,
in the middle of the day and he sitting inside wearing these things and he's talking at a table with the chair. Opposite him with a newspaper and he's talking like he's talking to a camera like he's talking forward too
and it seemed to be he was and his facial,
expressions and the way he was gesturing to the empty chair. Next to him, it looked like he was on a late night talk show he was a host you talking about something that this person was here to pitch his I talk and talk.
Really creepy. Looking
opening left. I walked over to the table
to where his newspaper was, and the newspaper was
Elige voice in I forgot whose face was on it. He
into a gigantic. I guess he was doodling on it into eight ornate demon.
One of the scariest drawings I've ever seen and over it.
I kept writing Hitler. Hitler was written all over it. That's it sounds like Clint Eastwood prepping for the twenty twelve Rnc convention. You speak into the empty chair at my fired. I'm like that girl. I was just saying this guy seems like a real weird guy,
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my milk by Jessica.
So so gross milk. No, I'm good! I have no okay, this one's a little sexy a little creepy at the same time my mil rain beat
against the thin pain of his upstairs bedroom window as lightning lit up the sky like a flash bomb,
creaks and moans of the old House, struggling against the unrelenting wind made up the soundtrack of his lonely midnight
Soft moan escaped his lips as a straight.
Rebranch scraped against the window. It was,
if the world itself were reaching out to him, calling to him from the wind and the rain Jeff the wind whispered through,
name for a window with the Nutrish
I'd once more as the groans of the settling house seat
into his body. He shuddered, as he imagined the implications of the houses. Soft cries
a hand slipped between the glorious satin bedsheets that caressed his flawless body, it was his hand Jeff Jeff got it. I found my own business.
He gasped to himself in withdrew his hand as if it was scalded
as if his mirror overwhelming attractiveness conducted physical heat, Jeff CAT, so horny for yourself he was purged, his lips were dry and he flicked his tongue out attempting to moist and
but it was no use the strain of denying the houses. Advances was wearing on him.
Making the moisture straight from his body to water, the dry earth outside of his window, Jeff Jeff, you're, so wet. Now your drives
it's raining me. He thought it's raining me
bringing me weird. He thought his pupils dilate
fully in the darkness of his bedroom. I have to fulfill
my duties to my earth, the world. It needs me Jeff. Actually, there's many others we could use as well. So it doesn't just you,
slid from beneath the sheets like a snake slithering along a pan of hot olive oil. He must sacrifice himself to the house. Thunder cracked,
as he stumbled his way through the dark fear gripped his body. The
there scaping his lungs
to the house. The tiles
the kitchen floor were frigid underfoot, as he grasped desperately for the refrigerator door, the light blinded him as he reached into the cold box.
Grabbing a small unmarked carton. He slammed the door lighting,
The house, once more as Jeff Goldbloom took a deep drink of the creamy life, giving liquid buy milk he whispered to the house. I wouldn't take that one time he whispered to the hot and he whispered to the house.
My milk Jeff Goldbloom wow- I actually was wondering in the middle of it- is this about Jeff Goldblum love. It is written by Jessica, Elmers, yeah, that's great job Jessica will be discussed. That is good. Thank you! So much you just you're just made so horny by Jeff, goldbloom yourself that you mentioned that he is haunted by a ghost of his own horning or Goldbloom people, love that Jeff Goldbloom. You love him. I met him, he's very, very nice haha another person, I've met even knows. I exist, that's good, I'm real! I saw him once on the street. I've seen the fly, I love them
such a good movie, good film
solid film of the fly all right, so this one called the hill by Marco, alright, so
I live in the hills of north. This is California. I live in the hills of Northern California, guy and fast hi. I'm surprised me get a life, DR no matter. I actually had
twice. I had
and when was the last time you parallel park,
I mean a F in New York City. You do it they're, not yet literally every amorous there's cameras in the the help you out, no, not not every card unless you're. There are this before two thousand ten, I'm a very good driver,
It was. I was fifteen and a half later than the the instructor. He was a pervert yeah. What do
is a pervert. What do you think you're blaming your own failings on a per your instructor? I mean you can be a pervert and your car's driving up. It's when you have to parallel parking is when you try to you when you go through a Wendy's, and he makes you guess you that the parallel park, all rights different, that's called a date yeah. Well, that's what I was on a failed yeah. He did that
I'm alright to the hill by Marco. So this guy,
he starts off here.
I live in the hills of Northern California. In fact, we have a big hill that leads into a forest in my backyard. I don't know why he's complaining here,
that sounds nice. Just just I mean it doesn't sound like he's complaining,
Charlie used to explore that area. You great deal.
Second home until this app was the forest
one night through. I am getting ready, not interrupt me, though, so
yes, we know the background.
One night. I suddenly awoke
a part of a forest that was familiar to Maine,
Going home like I wanted, I started
walking away from my house calling someone's name that I still don't remember well going deeper into the forest
The next thing I remember, I'm sitting at a desk in my room staring at a blank computer screen dirt. Still on my feet, I stay
the position until the morning when I awoke from the trance
I showered- slept and never went back up that hill again over.
Countless pets to that hill. My dad and brothers chalk. It up
as a mountain lion or something like that
hold of them, but I think
something else. We never found the bodies
Tell me a story, I mean what am I supposed to do with this? You guys in a nice place so I'll set up. You gotta punch it up. Ok, one
he's a walk. I don't know he just he wakes up next to his computer screen and all this and
that he just wanted to amass vision blackout. I understand that I've been there.
The moments for your call, we're literally if someone told you like all give me a thousand dollars and we'll we'll bull killed his dog in your like, whatever, whatever you'd like you'd, like not thinking at all, I and then you call me, then your rational human being again, it was a mountain lion because that the of course
there's no bodies, they eat the whole thing yeah, but then what happened when he was wandering through the forest screaming someone's name that he did not know against his will. Elephants elephants actually bury their own dead. Sometimes they do. I mean,
it just doesn't seem to make any sense to me.
Ghost story supposed to make sense,
you said: maybe it's about. It might be lion, but it's. The whole thing is that it's impossible paranormal paranormal experience. You know what you are you're reductive IST. What's that
Nobody knows this. One is a poem hold
graveyard at midnight, it's by Renata, who
I love their hotels. I know this
who's claim, the tombstones stuck and solid and clay
the granite angel moans at the evil and the prey standing over the grave yard covered in her moss. She is seed all of men, arson
reserve loss. I have dead.
To enter with unholy intent, the grey
defender cries in silence limit home. Alas,
my evil task demands I crawl, so gays
So, with my mind, an unholy Hades, the correct is filled with death and
Damn spirit to fill my lungs with their breasts, but I keep
throw to the shelf to the place.
With a coffin wood warps. Yet I
I have done this all
oh, my goodness. I don't have a the ending there. Yes,
x with all the corpses that you're outside his whole thing is fun yeah. I think so all
right. So this one's called flies by Catherine Catherine at three. Nor is it Catherine. I think the
I think it's better to see it's Catherine. No, it's never Catherine huge agreed is justified in two or three has never existed, no, never been gathering. No, you can't you don't know when I've never heard anyone say, Catherine by simply said to be Catherine. I know it's a fake name and they are literally on the run from the police catch screen.
Bowels. That's Maine, Catherine, a chocolate table water bottle back more Catherine is a real name, and I had a friend named Catherine.
Making it up. Yep alright flies by Katherine. Thank you. Alright,
but for some reason everyone is telling me where they're from Here- and we lived in Palm Harbor FL, which is where my parents live through. It kill my parents. You can tell my dad his packet
Your dad is slowly killing himself in your mother. Can't wait to see him go.
We lived in Palm Harbor Florida in a quiet, neighborhood right
Dabrowski's, you would always try to give us food.
Dog by Peter too much my father's killed himself with three packs of cigarettes a day. Three
it's unbelievable, it's his hobby loves it like in three packs of cigarettes a day. Henry's father smokes alright, so flies by Catherine Catherine Wheel.
Palm we lived in Palm Harbor Florida in a quiet neighborhood. We had a neighbor two doors down to the right, a woman in her 50s.
Who was a recluse one day,
My brother and I were playing in the backyard near the screened in porch
The large amount, a dead black flights. There's been a few of the same kind in the house that week to the large slow flies, the don't really bother. You choose you ones that kind of look like you could eat they do. I love a good big fly and you have respect for it. Rick
His grass had gotten pretty long sore neighbor across the street. Knowing the woman was alone went over
asked if he could cut it for when you approached
It seems you painted the windows near the door black, but when he no
The black moved she hadn't painted her windows. It was all flies. Well, isn't that cheaper than painting,
he called the police and they had to break in. They discovered her body liquefied into the couch. All of her animals were dead, except for one fat cat which that
Or that, in fact, that was over the top of its life, oh yeah eating those flies. The woman had died of alcoholism. Six weeks prior, the cat had survived on its owner yeah, so that cat was just like. I died,
but they have it yeah, but technically I'm the one still alive a kiss. I do like Mondays everyday is like a Tuesday. Now that's why cats are terrable, they will immediately eat you. The dogs lie down next to you and slowly die with you, but also the worst is that a dog will defend your body so much that it wouldn't even let the Emts get to it. To save you. That is true. That is a problem I mean it's a double edged sword
gotta be in between are there? That's why I always have an animal in a cage cat survived on its owner, but I think true cat lovers. They don't mind that yeah, I think they're kind of what they want to have any further into it. Well, I mean, I think, like true cat lovers like to be abused a little bit a little bit. That's all of thousands of snakes, not bad. I don't release them as I die. I'm gonna have a thing like hooked up to my heart and when I die all the cages to my snakes, open that happens in Florida all the time. Yeah, that's why you guys constantly have random and phibian problems
I was a kid. My parents were super religious Ann made us go to church and Bible study our church,
was, is very old and had a lot of creepy, hidden rooms and basements each year, my dad
with the greening of the church basically putting up.
It's decorations without admitting to the commercialization of Christmas, too late anyway, all the holiday from Pagans my mom a base about a religion that did not exist in the first place. The point of that describe the collection early eighteen, hundreds Christmas wasn't celebrated at all one
My brothers and I helped decorate-
the church elders took us to the creepy catacombs style basement to get more decorations and he told us about the iron type,
and his wife who had built the church in the early 1800s, the two loved.
Another very much but love Jesus even more so they built
beautiful church to celebrate him. But soon after the church was finished, the wife killed herself in the chapel yeah gotta. Do it metal yard the type?
then retrofitted a muscle Lee into the basement and buried his wife, and he must not have cared that much because he married another woman shortly after people deal with grief differently and also got to get it to quit.
She was very superstitious and started to believe that she could smell the rotting dead body of his late wife. Coming up from the basement of the church,
She insists that he dig up the body and remove it from the church he resisted for a time, but his wife persisted that there was an odor of rotting flesh, so he finally removed the body, but his wife continued to smell rotting, flash after many years of complaining of smells and sounds coming from the basement. She committed suicide in the Choir Hall,
for two now damn wow
It's gotta be sad. Now I had to do that with a dog once what two dogs died. No I'd buried a dog right outside my window, but I am barium deep enough. So when he started decomposing, the smell started wafting in through my window, so I had to dig him up and
you're, like a trailer trash version of EDGAR. Allan POE. Isn't that nice, my brothers and I weren't scared until the elders took us back to the basement, where the Maza Liam an pedestrian for the coffin word. It was very creepy with a wrought iron gate and candelabras built into the natural stonewall. So we ran back upstairs with my brother is joking that they could smell the rotten flesh. That's funny before we left for the night. My brothers teased me about the Maza Liam, so he snuck
to the basement to see the woman's grave, the temperature,
dropped in the basement. Some of the lights would
consistent that we stand by the pedestal and cold to the ghost. I was terrified, but was too scared to go upstairs by myself, so we went inside the Maza Liam and stood by the pedestal. To
stay, we can still recall the walks of rotten meat coming from the room, the rest of the light started to flicker and then blew out so we're standing there with no lights and then heard crying, but it wasn't like
in the room per se.
It was inside our head, but
all heard, a woman's voice crying
we ran for the iron gate and when we got out of the Maza Liam, a bunch of the Christmas lights that were still downstairs have been thrown all over the floor with most of the little bulbs being broken. When we told
that he was mad at us for going down alone, and we got blamed for breaking the lights all right. Well, I guess he didn't bury the the wives very well huh yeah! Well, that's a
I mean it's a pretty much just you know, keep they killed themselves in the you know. He buried
bodies and they haunted it through smells of rotting flesh, which a lot of people say like hauntings, the
of rotting flesh, at least in poultry.
accompanying, accompanies the haunting makes sense bells and movements like when were in the bathroom. That's a sign of good health.
Blender I've been juicing
yeah, I believe sailor, Eltern juicing, I'm Judy is putting booze and strawberries in it you're just making using it all yeah this you see the highest strawberries, among goes Q. We banana straw about and the there's one more thing that I'm forgetting that problem, and I I put in a bunch of rum and if
and run as coconuts on the old cover there. So that's
the coconut you're just getting drunkard or fruity your way, all I know is, I feel great Mexicans never looked better and I am I gaining weight. I see your visibly hung over as well, more often than normal yeah yeah. Well, no, I'm not hung over I'm to provide a live.
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Next story is
by our old friend Claude, will sell out the boy, the boy who wrote the wonderful Kasulu story last year. This one is called intrusive thoughts.
Intrusive thoughts are involuntary unwanted ideas, images or compulsions that can be distressing, become obsessive.
Will be difficult to ignore their use
violent sexual or otherwise, inappropriate and aggressive in nature. The source of these
Arts and literature is the metaphorical imp of the perverse
a term popularized by EDGAR Allan POE. A parallel concept to this is the freudian death drive or Thanatos. The inherent human compulsion tord self
the behavior. Why do we as humans feel this compulsion towards the destruction of both the self and the other? What
Article evolutionary reason is there for our mind, to tell us to do these things. If we is organisms have developed in such a way that we would want to survive well, what? If that voice in your head as intrusive thoughts, are coming from your brain? What, if the if the
the perverse is really our theory that you're eating that carrot, but Ios, actually thinking about a fun little idea about how, but instead, if you put up inside of your asshole, is that the imp of the perverse dog internet no guilty all. I see you're eating that apple. That seems like a fun little thing how, but instead of putting your mouth you can't get. Instead, you put it up inside of your apps. That seems like a similar thing to what I thought about with the carrot. Dabble we killed a police officer on that be kinda. Fun should know what it teaches. Hang out, waggling his big fat pear bottom around when she could overtake it girl take his girlfriend with at the amp. Making fun have fun with this one had fun. That's what life is all about, it's all about having fun.
I actually do believe. There is also theory. The reason why we have not been approached by an alien races is that, because any species that
Its way towards consciousness is essentially on a suicide drive and they kill themselves before they can reach intergalactic travel
So you're saying the aliens are all that we sense yeah and we blow ourselves up and that we are on the debt. We are on the track to blow ourselves up the consciousness it using the consciousness is a suicide machine. Yeah I thought yeah. I can only watch and yeah.
Let me ask you how many theories of why aliens haven't visited us. Yet, do you have rolling around in your head there's way more than the reasons why they have is that I mean yeah. They haven't visit us yeah. You don't think they visited us yet! Well, actually, you know you know my thoughts when we need to expound upon the and and do that will pretty much why they have it. I guess that's why they haven't contacted us. The problem is that we also are also dot. We we, we are part of the very ever get believe
they would show up with an armada of ships with flags just like we do. It would show up and not wear here from the planet, Neptune and then it would be like a whole thing like they all come down. Our president would meet them. They all think that's what would happen when I do, but of course, it's much more mysterious and that are universes thin. Reality isn't even real or even talking about like as a biological necessity. The reality could actually be more fire and brains actually for survival that we don't actually see things that match up to what
What is it really real 'cause? It's really just about fitness. It's about works in her own brain. You could take Ragnar for that article that I read at the gym yesterday. While I was I was struggling almost threw up. I was doing the back machine and it was like this isn't real and it was easier, but it is real. Doe snot though it is, you been watching brain games, that's kind of a fun show on television,
by the way yeah! We I mean we are creating our own doom. It's gonna be robots, though I was watching nothing over about four did yesterday. They just beat the hell out of these. Robots are like it can take it, and it's like well that's good to know that you can beat with a lead pipe. It's doing just fine. I trust robots rather than people the knowing absolutely not can't bring on the robot yeah. I've been doing really get into this robot all shoes. Therefore, it's terrify you should either go to your traits, eighty degrees out of October. We're done
We're done robots need to take over because they know what's your more polluting than humans, all they are and they're a bunch of gas, but they don't need water and air. Don't still live. I bet. Robots are budget. Gag gas is not all running up of combustion. Long robot, lawn mowers lawn trapped in a forever long episode of steam, punk show it I've been watching recently. Is people doing sit, steampunk designers hi there lighting things for rooms if it took to get to get to, and I was like robots are gonna take over. Then we just keep on making men and everything their old. Charlie rose. Just interviewed one wire, yeah yeah, you said so you sent an article in sweat. Now, that's just lubrication oil. We're is robots. Why don't they don't only when the trick us into and then all of a sudden you go home with a robot and you lost all your body parts because they didn't use. She was what you thought she was real. Even the total recall that in sweat, yeah I am uploading, my brain to the first actual Skelton we heard gonna do it. I've got one must do that, I'm going to be the funny one, the funny Exco exoskeleton. Well, I don't know this one's called house invasion and it's by Katie.
House invasion by Katie, all right
They're always tell me where they grew up here in the starts you're trying to connect yeah the try to connect their. This is Katie's life, not not mine, just to let them make that clear, they're set in the scene all right. I grew up in a suburb on the edge of some woods near Saint Louis. Our backyard had thick and a thick banditry,
three hundred one Saturday. When I was twelve years old, I was outback mowing. The grass with my two dogs tied up nearby, the dog, started
that something in the trees, but I didn't see anything I assumed it was a much I thought I assumed was a squirrel
something I didn't think much of it. She's mowing
can a dogs with her.
Next day. My younger sister was home alone in a man rang the doorbell, my sister answered, and he asked if our parents were home, she told
they were upstairs, he said.
Okay and left
You also yeah. What is so sometimes to the way you with the story. It's like you're, a police officer dealing with the streaker, never know what they're up to their
days later is that school in the middle of class. When someone came to the classroom door and asked
come to the office. My dad
was there waiting for me. Looking very,
upset, the dad is upset.
He hugged me and told me that something bad had happened to my mom
I immediately worried that she had been hitting the car, or you know, I've been in a car accident was maybe
dead, but my dad
and told me that she had come home
from the grocery store in a man had been in the house. He had a double
full of stuff, electronics and jewelry.
Call, my mom at knifepoint or
next door. Neighbor notice that our our dogs,
outside and she came to check on
nosey neighbor could save the day, let's see if it works a lot of times it nosey neighbor, just your children,
The man with the knife still on my mom, made her. Let are made her, let
neighbor into the house, he forced
to undress and possibly but my parents
tell me exactly what happened they want. They want
Your mother is kind of fun. That was nothing bad happened there a promise, they all learn about life and love. That's well. I don't know. Maybe he wants to. Maybe something kind of like a
one bring your yentl.
They eventually ran in separate directions in the man, fled, ok, so now everyone's safe
they found in the next morning sleeping in a tent in a nearby houses backyard which struck me as particularly
dumb of him, but whatever the
a little nest in the woods behind our house and it turned out that he had been sleep,
there for about a week, watch in our house, our dogs have been barking at the guy in the wheel,
it's well. I was mowing the lawn fifty feet.
Are you just shouldn't have given him the story? This is actually very creepy that man was in a tent watching the family, and then he at knife point with the help of the neighbor rape. This woman's mother did not do that now they would just hanging out in their underwear. That's not true. That is the truth. Keep it upbeat
open story. That is happy. I guess he's found him. Alright,
it's a lovely story that is nice and a map of the dogs were okay with where the dogs are going to die.
Abduction by Emmett.
So I was bumming around the UK. Living on couches and stuff is a little homeless holiday. I begin doing some magical exercises to try and get me a job. Sigils
Middle Pillar axis that sort of thing, and you know what it looked, but that's not
cracks are this story mod
Things began to take on strange symbolism, as I felt the spell
coming to manage the station over the course of a couple of weeks. I've been reading the
Robert Anton Wilson, hieroglyph
so the gold Harris began appearing on the walls of otherwise unremarkable dreams. In a lucid dream, I was offered appeal with the eye of Horus on. I didn't take the pill I'm going
paranoid about letting things uhm
So one night the fell I was saying with was out, so I was asleep in his bed in the middle of the night. I woke up to see his throat. He saw above my bed
make an enormous black pyramid and I would be invisible if it was only with a slight like coming from Rennes edges
yeah. I don't know how to explain this correctly, but the object seem to be
only in the world.
Only and reality some hour. If you've read
a small since the invisibles think of it as being something flow, now sort of the super fluid that he is put
I got you a follow anyway. You shoot is on next
again to fade away. I called out to it. I you may come back. I want to talk shot in late, a good call for me of sound, like someone playing a trainee notes at once on a sympathizer rode up
for a moment. My brain try to brush it off as just the movie nope, it's just a game. Nope, just dream, no fault! This is right.
Tests at ten, and then I was pulled into my first out of body experience and my only one since the noise
increased in intensity and I began to be pulled towards massive light color in noise that I couldn't really make sense if I did
a feeling in my brain was going to stop this experience into an alien abduction scenario to make sense of it a cold out to communicate
with me in a way that makes sense. I just continue
To pull me towards a terrible macs are formed actual hand. Somehow I know the owner should signal it. Somehow I wrote a symbol because he seems to be consumers right. The only good thing of all is to to flip it off, and I did- and I was thrown back in my body and I laughed because it was one- the most incredible experiences of my life, I'm just saying. If it's your first out of body experience, it means that you should have a second one, but he is just usually. He only had wanted one okay
I mean. Sometimes you only get one shot, it sounds like you fucked it up. I think he did everything right. He flipped it off and going back to his body had a great time practically. The problem is that he says he is problem with letting himself go and letting letting things in is that if you really want to live in a magical life you go into that chip.
Ever come back in next thing, you know getting torn a torn apart by bees that you know talk like british people have. Legs could actually stand up on what I will say. The problem with doing ritual match of all the time is that eventually you do need to choose whether or not you want to
have a normal life or be a wizard when you start reading about people that are truly into magic. The
so we come, are, I would say, almost unbearable people. It's like people that are highly buddhist people are very advanced, invented, like you have to be reclusive and chew:
choose a lifestyle yeah. You have so have you in order to really go there, you gotta go,
into the black pyramid, and then you are forever the dude who hangs in front of the slushy machine telling the guy at the seven hundred and eleven counter how you know secrets about the universe that nobody else does because by this point you have nothing else. Well, why do you need a slushy thirsty
yeah and him. Even if you have the secrets of the universe, you can still enjoy the sweet sweet ice.
Sensation of a slushy from seven hundred and eleven seems like cherry coke kind of guys they get. The cherry coke
They do I yeah, but they do get the cherry cherry, Coke yeah. You get straight up cherry minutes, so we go with and I see the worst kind of icy
but the movie theater, sometimes
a cherry. I see every time I go to the movie theater
cherry. I see I tried to mix it with vodka, but the vodka melts the ice too fast yeah. We did that. Remember. We did that in LA yeah. Didn't work, yeah did not work out. That's okay, though, all
Marcus Europe, your right, this one is called the leaf spirit of the old church. All my store
involves my childhood habit of breaking into old buildings. In my hometown there was an old
words that belong the Jesuits who had been stationed on my reserve, but the church
long, been boarded up a few
my friends and I had a habit of breaking into old places as we considered ourselves urban explorers we
the corner away from the front door to go in the
be in support of the building were rusting through the walls and they were almost blood red. The floor was
covered in ripped paper and bird feathers
next to where the altar should have been was a door with a hold from the top left? Half to a few inches of
of the missing knob? We open the
and there's a staircase that leads down. That is stone.
And covered in mall a few of us
to go down using my friend's lighters as flashlights. My friend crystal slips, the last few steps and falls down the basement is a dirt floor in covered. An old rotting leaves.
As I'm helping crystal up the room starts to buzz like something is powering up in the air is sucked away from us. We look across the basement and the leave
pulling back towards the opposite wall like a wave as the wave reaches the back wall,
there's a loud sound like a tornado and we haul ass up the stairs and slam
the doors. We hear the roar behind us, a few friends that stayed upstairs. Think that we're trying to scare
but their faces turned white and then rush out. We follow them. We found out later that the other girls saw a face in the hole in the door that
Like it was made out of leaves cool environmental monster, our friend,
Through various commuting means. Also does the brighter side on Cape Comedy radio. He saw a leaf
made man or man made out of leaves, while on ayawaska,
so it's got to be real
there's an elemental column
Talks about elementals.
I'll. Tell your dad. He wasn't ripping off one of the hardest, hallucinogens known to man. He just saw a man made out of leaves. Maybe it makes you maybe it was a soldier, maybe makes you see clearer. Don't you ever fucking think that for a second, I don't think it does third eye open it up. You got too much, fluoride in your system, but you know what you got: no brains I'll, take the floor. I'd love the floor. I'd close the third eye
That's actually not. The third eye is, if you know what I'm talking about.
Mom I have I I had well, we don't even worry about. Are you talking about eight, so you throw a little cavity, no yeah, I don't get it. What is that
he was on did not see. Creature mommy
This is the final story. Final story, no story. Unless we're doing it I mean. Maybe this isn't the final. I don't know yeah it's a final, so ok, mommy by Pat I'll, read it
a small town in Dwight, Illinois, Lebendige White, great place. I have two brothers Ben and Chris and one sister,
We lived in a remodeled hundred year old farmhouse. The house lies two point five
from a small town known as Cardiff. I've also been called f if
They know it's Illinois', it's it's a old car
if our, if either way
they're baloney, the reason
I'm telling you is the re,
I'm telling you all. This is because it all ties together: okay, good, it's of Dwight Illinois, two brothers, betting, Chris Sister, okay, this is all ties together here,
The first interaction with the spirit was when we were kids, my sister and I stayed home from school. My sister was
living room laying on the couch and I was in the kitchen putting putting a cup in the sink when it's kind of a strange thing to remember doing
The next thing I remember is my sister standing behind me whispering. Do you hear that at the time I didn't hear anything but the closer? We got
the front of the house. I heard it. It sounds
child crying and yelling for mommy.
Years later. I talk to my sister about it and she said she thought it was a dream
told her what I remembered and she was stunned. So we researched the house with my little brother Chris and found out that one of the owners of the
Sort of mine lived in the plot of land where houses he had
he had a wife and a small child who both passed away there. My match
they didn't die you're. Turning to your kids one day right, if you ever have trouble, I don't know if you're, if you're remotely fertile but mention of you having children and then millet what was
like what was your father, like always been like as a dad and they're like he paid
attention to the mice, to the you might say he was cold and distant like a statue. Well, if you ask the mice how it was they'll, tell you different story. How is business at that monotone mon?
tone. Nice, I'm tall, very tall, Thistle Father. I am
more of a
here are some money kind of dad
that's not what I would take the money, that's it and not wear and we're talking to the other day we were of kids, you can send them to boarding school. Now you said
forty school I mean you just visit during the holidays. Bring big gaudy presents no dress when you may use to be able to do that either it's a horrible way to raise a child if that's not raising the child. If your call but like that's giving a child to old british men and women and having them, do it for you pretty much having the walls and the bad and are fed, and are they good for some time? That's what they get. That's, what
get for all the money. You don't don't have a kid. Don't have
yeah you're, just going to send it to a wooden box
it's like I'm, going to make my my own little, William, Randolph, Hearst, he's going to devastate the body of your girlfriend and then you're not even going to get the cute kid until it turns into a teen and then ship it away. We have Christmas.
Jane to travel for Christmas Christmas Saint Crispin's day today. That's all it a day after Thanksgiving, because we have our own thanksgiving by one. Fourth, what would you do would seek Crispin's day Saint Crispin's day, you hand out toffees you made up that holiday
all right wow. This is some creepy stories. Thank you guys so much for sending them in yeah. Thank you very much for sending in all of your stories this year. Some of them are real and some of them were less than real, and some of them were Bob truly scary and some of them just sound like you, don't go far enough chaos, magic bro, I don't know, I think they did a great job. The scariest one was Jeff Goldbloom. He drank all the milk and he thought he just smell very good. Yes, I'm sure he does
We are so close to Halloween.
I have not really had the time to even release it and get into the Spirit, because we've been working so hard doing that stuff, and it's just so nice. Last night I sat I watch phantasm one two and three is the best lovely time you feel
oh good, the false coming love that I'm wearing shorts
you should get out there, it's just great, just great Halloween so soon and your pretty face coming to Hell
he's going to Hell. It opens on October 23rd, so please
love God watch it. Hell is waiting for you cock.
All I also watched a movie called clown, which was very scary. Well, they say Clued but its clown
and I highly recommend it check it out. Also
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a girl walks alone or something girl walks home alone at night. I believe girl walks alone at night. It's great. That is a very romantic movie. It's a good date movie, theater Anisur crush
with a lot of things, although I think that was actually filmed in the in
it's very beautiful. Yes. Well,
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