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Episode 259: The Puerto Rican Chupacabra

2017-02-16 | 🔗

It's one of the strangest cryptids around this week with the Puerto Rican Chupacabra. Is it an alien? Is it a monkey driven mad from experimentation? IS IT BIGFOOT? Tune in to find out, maybe.

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bunch of they look at about your goats and sheep and they think they're literally empty of blood. Legal was, moreover, the Martian who'd showed up an attack them like it's a lonely tunes cartoon. Well, we got some. U opposed to get too in this episode is well absolutely gathered. The Texas Super Copper and the porter he can to recover a definite tudor from breeds. The porter because there is much more rare. The Texas Tupac comrade called my brother about it a couple days ago. He said about it: We ain't teen months, some dumb ass redneck shows up on the news. I oh yeah girl, Jupiter, no idea, why is the most enlightened person in Texas called a dumb, as, of course he saw a troop of comparable Hugh? I was watching monster quest yesterday and I was going through the dogma that tackles Tupac Auburn. Gaza now knew when I saw two more goats complete
Lee deflated to Macao. Bray was so more out in the dead of the forest, so I took a gun, ah hung it from a row, predatory and MRS Green. I knew that would suit us all day: animal always gotta pop eight in a brain, and so he became a gun and appropriate. True, you walk through the woods till he saw something quite unlike a cheerful calibre. He shot lead only brought it so they had, of course, cryptic zoology shows up he's dressed in a full black leather with the black leather fight him, the dumb ass cowboy at Yale Thin one like from poison. Brett, Michael yes, of course, and he shows up at ease the bones and he's waiting, about their genuine Schubert cobra and he's like This is a very unusual dog.
The second amendment right, I don't think I might look like Tom Slovenia as well. Probably yeah, we're not gonna, be governed. The taxes tupac already we're gonna be covering the text. The tube macabre in our next spate of live shows, don't worry about that. Come on our seas, but today we're gonna be focusing specifically on the o g troop macabre, the Porter Rican Tupac, covering a big data temporary dumped into deep already. Dive in a lot of the information will be given. Today was taken from the fantastic book. Coop macabre, road trip by Nick Redford. You probably saw, must request he's always on those Susie ever boom of very thin leather, cowboy hat. He lives in Texas. I do know that up if you're interested in cryptic at all or the paranormal in general. This book, as just that
right amount of scepticism mixed in with a good amount of conviction. It is highly recommended- and this is how you know you found the right partner is. If you give you turn to that person and say hey for summer vacation, I have booked us on a tube macabre road trip and they say like a nice, it's almost like the same as driving around looking for trash on the side of the high excited. Mostly, what you see is trash on us out of the highway, never get disappointed at all. In no way is that going to end your relationship, your fragile, fragile relationship. Now the tube macabre is sometimes small, sometimes large, cryptic of the Van pyrrhic variety that is said to suck the blood of farm animals by punter in their necks with long fangs, and this is where the trooper copper gets. Its name from as two per cobra translates literally as goat sucker. You know,
how many times, how many years of spread out on this farm and of all the many varied creatures that exist out in God's wonderful universe? Why Can there be a farmer sucker? I know it is not a little to put covered teeth in their ability to winds in your me, there's no I'll creatures, pitting the description of the trooper copper popped up all over the world. Its origins lie in the Caribbean, Island of porter to re, go a beautiful land of rain forests, enchantment and friend,
the dog and I already picture wearing those little boxing shorts, little green boxing shorts with little. I I I love. No tell me you just came back from where to Riga. Yes, when Christmas importers going to anybody, accuse you of being the trooper cabra. Now you ve got all the men who work here at the creek, all the cooks. They all call me Tupac opera, cool ass. I guess they see sought Mammy, that is to say the tube recover. What I also like the idea of the calling card of the tube macabre the difference between that, whatever the animal it is and other predator as that it leaves its prey so is which very interesting it is the most. Are the predators take the praying taken someplace else, but they leave. It almost if they want to be caught well and they just that they only eat the day, only drink the blood that only the flesh right the army. In most cases they only drink the blood, the two little puncture wounds. Now I mean
Sceptic say that the tube macabre phenomenon could not possibly be real, as the creature only started shown up importer eco in the mid nineties, but that is it necessarily true? No s NASA. Sorry, oh very Dat. Henry now, while but term troop macabre only showed up around ninety. Ninety five weird shit had been her. Bidding importer, we go for decades before that, and specifically weird vampire shit in addition to Europe secret government s and a big foot yeah love a man I would love to be on a big foot on importer. Recall only got the plantations another but sweet, delicious pork. Each is Bigfoot L, Uk Rainforest, which is where Bigfoot has been see. Many a time. L Uk Rainforest is the most beautiful place of ever been to honour the entire that AIDS, fantastic and with any luck will be. A Gary beauty like billionaire aboard who just fine
some self, a poor, impoverished person from New York City, covers in a bigfoot outfit through the woods and you get to hunt him like you're, like a real, real or big feet, also This no big foot out the jungle cut, esteeming, they're kind of human figure would shave itself, although we would like a normal big fat ugly birth, but before we get to all that, lets cover some of the original mid nineties sightings. Now woman named Madeline Two men Tino reported that she witnessed a creature that was three feet. Tall ran on two legs in a strange hopping motion that will become important lane. Remember that only lieutenant Dan Large, black eyes: bony fingers, long arms and legs, and three line running down its back, but another witness who saw that creature closer up said that those feathers were actually sharps pines and that when this was also close enough to see that the creatures mouth was full of fear
like teeth, perfect forgot, suckin. Well, We get ahead of ourselves, but did they get married man get married thing, is of the utmost urgency, fangs and think now that's good for socket. Normally, when I'd like to seize along tube with bunch of like you telling Probus? Guess yes like spines at the very end of it, that's good for software. That is a good point, and maybe we can get that answer. How do they actually get the blood out of there? its varied you I mean there's a lot of different, say and how they get the blood out our oh. You know it was totally straws. Every troop macabre comes with reach her. That will make it make. If this was, close to the only citing the mid nineties, Nick Redford, author of cheap copper, road trip, interviewed a farmer named Jorge who in a small village and raised roosters for cock fights and industry that legally pomps a hundred million dollars a year into the struggling porter? Can economy employing one point: two million literally in their baseball team,
literally cost about ten million talking before the show of all animal fights. Cock fights are probably the most reasonable. I may I data girl high school, whose dad was a cock fighter and he treated those animals. Wonderful is absolutely this technically some sort of validation syndrome does he chose asleep within the cock. Fighting mafia will remain so you chose the love of the wrong side of the tracks, the cock fighting their caught. My eye roosters agony. I don't feel they have a very much about it, then that very many emotions no tool. I sought chicken p you heard me that, no, that you don't have emotional, then they should be allowed to fight each other. What I think it's the people that are broken inside, that implant, their emotions inside the chicken Meda reflection. I do though the girlfriend that Mark has had her father told her. She must break up and more
Is because she's data to pocket he will kill the entire fighting flock God, those based on part teeth, imperfect for Saki leave him leave. So one night Jorge woke up to Flight cries of his beloved roosters, but decided at what We're gonna check on that night is taken, freaking out, isn't exactly a rare currently have already we wake up. The lines of Russia's do is scream them, but when he woke up and took a look at the cages, whether roosters were kept the next morning, he found the all of them were dead. Now, while one I think this was merely one of many of porter egos wild dogs having a good time. The only one the roosters had received were too neat puncture wounds on their necks and, furthermore, the roosters had been comply. Lee drained of blood, although it is past
but in a lot of these two per copper cases where they say there drained blood, they say, there's no real blood around. So they assume that there's no blood left as well and points out like a blood at the scene. Might just me that the blood of the roosters had merely pooled into the lower parts of their bodies? That does not happen once a heart stopped. Pumping black sea. I had that happen to me on Sunday, because I sat on the couch for approximately twelve hours and eventually the blood does pool all the down. Will I suffered from blood clots growing up Ok, honestly, though they became This all the blood is gone, total a songwriters as of a vaccine. Eighty- oh I'm not here they are laws now, but it's it's never all the way gone nor any and all the blood on somethin. You need a propitious sniff as far as I'm concerned or yet again, the shake it well, we ve never shall I caught a porter, Regan
you per dead or alive, unlike the text to who has been caught dead men, at TAT moment. I do on monster cross. The woman is realised offline, the tube cobbler, all my lion, and I knew it was because I never seen a canine forms such as this. She chop off the head of the corpse of this dead dog and throws pudding. Ferries are around or family brings it out and the credit card you could pursue hostages she brings up. This proves that have a dog is like well, that's
there's a first I've ever that kind of look at that dog was nice to have a severed dog had in your freezer four months of the only actual evidence that we had of the porter he can to proscribe era. Forensically was a bunch of chicken feathers that were supposedly covered in cheaper cobbler saliva by once they were finally sent for dna testing. Unfortunately, the sample had degraded to a point where it was useless end. There is somewhere a farmer wiping his brow of sweat because he is like if they find out I'm lookin. My check I will be, I will be embarrassed, am am I like best and you are right there. Chicken meat succulent. How big supper your breath? I just want to go find. Can I got five first, I would like to go find your my sweet lived loud salt Lake, delicious leads. What would you call him from his up? But though I go? Blood was
the only strange thing about the crime scene, all the chick These been locked away in separate cages when Jorge gone to bed that night, but by the morning each cage had been unlatched to get at the sweet rooster inside. This suggests a human culprit with a possible thoughts. But how could a human drain many chickens with no light to guide him. As this was a small village, there were no street lamps or anything like that, and how could said human get away with no footprint He was floating on a bunch of balloon movie up like a movie, and then there is the matter of the hair. Jorge found a tough of course air stuck in the wires of one key there have been particularly roughed up or higher Jorge gave the tuft? the cop who showed up to investigate the dead chickens. Cop said
Gonna go have allies by Jorge. Never saw the hare nor the cop ever again. Well, let me not a couple thousand per hour on the way to a bachelor envy, but also, it just seems, like you got a man. More aid lives out newly called the cops over these as like that the gods are gutters Gom two miles and little these shredded shut him up right. Only look at the thing you see: buncher, coarse hair and there they should naturally assume that a greek man just gone a looser wild sure. Can you eat the chickens?
Are the two vocabulary killed them now? I mean, I think you can you put copper chicken sounds x. It sounds exceptional and rare in and probably a very high price for a plaintive tupac, copper chicken. I get a guest honestly. The jury is out on that for me personally only because he brains, I know, but the reason for that they literally just after legs of atrophied, and they put it in tiny cage. They could do nothing but think so the brains, camping, Jason, oh that's where they do. I put you to get these ages, so they can beggars and think that is a big juicy did Sudan, but my had people also collect road kill it It would legal in many states, marmots do yeah, What Borman still some people do? I dont could give it a new name. Public call. It blocks do the same thing, but I dont abroad, all good ass, promote soup issues. More of us do that assume it's just the name of yeah call. It struck
Tyres, slew shadow listeners, an aspirin o absolutely a few years later, rancher with considerably more land and animals, told red firm that he awoke one morning to find a gaping hole in one of his fences and four of his prized peacocks dead on the ground. Sea ports goes a land of extremes, their people that are extremely rich in people that are extremely poor, but they all drink. But I owe it who love Medina? Wonderful, it's like a bug light, but better. It's, the official beer porter recent vanish peers are better like that are always Isle of Ireland. Beers as like prayer, L Presidente numbers that is technically the cheap, ass Budweiser, I think of Colombia is fantastic yeah. Oh absolutely, I would not before peacock fighting would be against that can help you to hold out will be well. Everybody, lady Gaga, is fighting organized nothing but mass of blood. Well, I think they're, just too pretty to fight. Can these people
have been drain of all the blood out, a puncture ones on the neck, but this time the birds also suffered from small triangular shaped wounds that it penetrated their skull. Like a can, opener YAP, the next The rancher on the look out for the beast heard something forcing its way through the fence. Once then he turned his flashlight towards the sound to see. If for football creature crawling through and the people now seeing the creatures well sorted screaming. At the top of their lungs, which sounds like that, That is the worst audience. We ve ever had vanished candidates in its an interesting, sound yeah. It's it works. It's awfully effectively giving attention. It sounds just like a siren. I was definitely. I was in an urban, be once- and I heard those noises out in the night- and I thought it was big, like his big surprise- are recorded a bunch of my phone.
Excited before I wanted it owes our friend Keith back in the day was the scientists- and I was like you got loose this ethic gotcha car grew, prove bigfoot, so good peacocks You did do that. Yes an investigator. Do you stayed in your house, though, in your underwear, this any just turned on Europe. I just now, when you found out outside I window with Eddie, I mean you're lucky I wasn't a watermark full of children. That would make it extremely. Did you try to try to tell the country I thought it was big thought I thought it was big foot. Today's bonds Lisbon guest on the left is hunt a killer. These guys re, imagine the art of storytelling and put your right into a serial killers. Mind it's like a real life silence of the lambs you joined by logging into honey, killer, dot com in applying for membership there grow and so fast that they ve limited their membership to two hundred fifty per week. If you're accepted
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on its hind legs, snarled Adam and unsheathed a row of spikes from out its back it stared. At rancher with glowing red eyes before dropping all fours and running away. Oh my God is that Katy hold their. She goes escaping Scientology Cliff for her fairly recently in two thousand for the tube macabre attacked, a small petting zoo in Porter Rico's allusion park. Much to the dismay of the local children who are said to be very upset, it would have been pretty incredible if they loved absolutely, but you know note that they may not get on leave. I an aim that is breaking the contract of the petty ensue. If you aren't animal in the pettiness zoo, it's like you can tell me that you do not get to bite my that is against the rules of the petty and zoom. One morning the owner of the part came to work to find almost a dozen goat slaughtered behind the enclosed fence, but this attack was much more intense than the others. While the marks
on the goats were similar to that of other tube macabre attacks. Three of them, had been dismembered and one half of one of those goats bodies had been D. Our may be came back. It was mad right because its previous attempts have been failed sort of like the double event in the jail the river from members who would be many said that, due to the brutality of this attack, it was most like the work of more a porter Rico's, dogs, dogs, jungle, dogs, not the nice beach dogs, the Cubans to hang on further cute started regime gold dogs. Is that a racial term? I don't like that jungle dogs was taken from my max really that was a term. Carolina used, who actually grew up pathways in Porto each other's jungle, dogs, there's beach dogs, disproved dogs, oh
excited. I reckon I want to meet a bath dog grass. Point Rico is lousy with dogs, but most grateful. I know I mean well know know ye me out of love. Ya is lousy with dogs, it's out lousy for dogs, it's a great place for dollar. Yet the beach dogs are wonderful, because the beach dogs are acute, those walk up to milk or a little bit of food and then they'll just gotta play with you for a little bit and in the run away, and they live subs green on their noses. So little either but they are really just so. There are deadened, but the jungle dogs are worse because their more while yet You can still I control a dongle jungle, dog or any dog right. Can you just go like
Are you the thing we like, but the guy does from on Dog Whisper Caesar MILAN you'd been proven to be a fraud? No, I see them do shit to dogs, yet all edited nonsense, the eyes a liar Adelaide up. Sadly, not me. These are wild dogs. Like why'd, you get a pack. A wild dogs was down Johnson almost got killed by pack, a wild dogs. He really of he was almost killed the every time he stands. I walked out of his out he's a very vulnerable. Humanly yeah really thinks about it. What choices you have to make in life to get killed by a group of rapid dog? I want you to think I Casper's real, but if it was wild dogs who import Rico, how do you explain the fact that the gate had not been first open and why were there no pop rinse or hairs in the enclosure? Besides the hair of the slaughtered goats? Why indeed lie?
Indeed, why? Indeed, either of you have answers for will part of it in my head is number one? Is it The jungle islanders Tropical Island gotta be a variants of types of animals that are probably out hidden in the underbrush, as scientists have yet to find little animal. There could be built to look like balloons and other animals look like squids dog heads, they could be the tube or then you could have things like talking. You know what we don't know, I'm thinking, maybe the foot clan as a training exercise shredder sends them out there to go, kill a bunch of goats. Would you also there lay a turtle, zero and also put a bunch of stuff in your area recently of selling, or it could be something like stunt, buddy, ya, mother We'll come later, oh nice. He said earlier weird shit is happening importer Rico for decades, much of which has some bearing on the troop macabre case a lot of it.
To start in nineteen. Fifty seven people Boop WHIP whip with we're going to locals. Who talk to read for an end. One lady I found on the internet who anonymously posted to a message board said she was important legal nineteen. Fifty I believe or improve. Why would she pulls out a message or anonymously cheese and Redford said that a unified was cited by around thirty people in nineteen fifty seven in Port Arica Redford's said he visited the of the alleged crash in their work, indeed, a large indentation in the mountain, but could plausibly You emphasised addition, no trees grew anywhere near the supposed landing site savings engulf Breeze coup is set but when the government showed up, they found a euro foe full of creatures that fit the Tupac copper description now. Could it be that this story is merely the locals having fun with Nick Radford, a British.
From Texas, who is asking too many questions absolutely to fun thing, for them are what a great afternoon go. Lighted a reporter all day during Medea is third shoot at his feet up great time for the rapporteur to oh yeah, however, there was Another citing were reported by move on guys. The only the credible people, the good guys and people fighting for his doing the airforces, jobs and studies, I think that's the mutual you phone network for the uninitiated. That report set was separate from what the locals told read for this Port, told of an incident that happened in nineteen. Eighty, four on L, Uk Mountain Home to Porter Rico's rain forests to many separate wit, It is reported that a glowing white disk crashed into the mountain and one went as said he actually saw the disk after it crashed. I found an article
that quoted a high ranking. U S military officers speaking confidentially as they do for third, literally not allowed to speak any other way, could have been a drunk american. No, no, ouch totally shortlist, but he just pinned all of these words to his own scared. I don't have you got the pins or that that's all the matter, this military, Sir said that he was a part of a team that search the site. Apparently they got into some kind of shooting match, with whatever it was that escaped from the wreckage, and while this guy didn't see anything concrete, he did say that they found green predator blood on so the leaves- and this is nineteen eighty four three? We years before predator came out. We had that predator, I imagine he did say if it, for we can kill order for the,
If these literally just came there to put a recall for the beautiful poor order for the dual park, the wonderful people who are so extremely friendly, I couldn't believe it beautiful beaches, rain forests, many die deserve. Desert dogs, page dogs, an ice cream store dog again how little dogs, maybe the aliens like jungle, dogs, more than beach dogs, because they have a different climate in in in the alien land, and they can talk to the jungle dogs better, suspected that the government covered whole thing up and shuttle the alien corpses which very well may have been of Cuba, shape and size after rose, roads. Naval stakes wait. Superpowers are flying, no, no, not well well, possibly how many species of man is their waters No there's monkeys now. It could also be that these creatures did not all die and did in fact, a scape surviving in
you gave for almost a decade and what supplies they manage to salvage from the wreckage before, eventually resorting to sucking the blood of local chickens and goats completely and totally Newt. Will you just say, and if they need close, I'm speculate in here that these creatures needed closed another totally fine with water and naked, they would have made clothes, they might have made clothes. I wouldn't made clothes. The terminator just went into a bar and killed somebody and got his clothes, but I don't know I mean the tube macabre wanted clothes it. They are an alien species, the crest on Porter Rico and have been foraging in the El Uk Forest ever since they want a clause that could have gotten close up close liner some buyers. Ain't no good Wales is to the porter no witnesses to the porter. You can shoot macabre described at super copper in a t shirt. Indeed yours, but look. I move being credible, displaying insistent, uber copper coming out in what are farmers overalls? It is like the Afghan being bore me life, but also again seriously
you're a lot of times croup. These are connected with you, afford activity right and so is the idea of this. This is not uncommon. We ve seen this with big foot very often the ideas that, when you, where you see equipped it alot, you see you authoress because or something about either everybody's drop in on the lion train or it's a really there's out. There's a way. Energy happening, but speaking arose about roads. It must be add that over the years, quite a few servicemen reported seeing Ufos in and around Porter Rico, and it may not be a coincidence that San Juan Porter Rico is the location of the southernmost tip of the iceberg. To try and also a Rico, is one of the capitals of the phenomenon of the unidentified submerged objects. There's a lot of sea ufos. There, Those are the ones who want to meet, and is it a coincidence,
Ninety ninety seven, when the tube macabre craze was hidden a fever, pigeon, Porter, Riga. In fact the trooper carbon thing was so huge. Barely was tell me about it. They had stuffed animals. They even have like a troop macabre cartoon that was quite popular mass got. Every man has got, but is it quit is it a coincidence that a nineteen any seventh state director of move on and Porter Recall, was arrested for running an illegal shooting gallery and owning a multitude of extremely illegal unregistered? I gave body Saturday sock, yeah ya. Man was just an area with too many guns, or was he in close to something- or it certainly was that some form of drug dealer- a hedging is my literally hiding- is guns under the Umbrella cut corporation and move on that. Absolutely we all these new fund, guys in Puerto Rico, were taken action
theory. I love it. If I met Stainton Friedman, if seen Friedman is not carrying a gun on him at all times, he does it really believe you oughta comes out. Do you really think that the governments involved and the government's trying to like is go to literally, is shut you down for your investigations of the universe you better be fuckin packing will heed our government. We have sworn robots to kill everybody. You need to go and talk to Congress about your second amendment rights to shoot aliens or anyone who you think might be an alien on site you let them know that should be scrapped at all times Zack. I shouldn't gum funny at at at at at at at at at at at yes, you are gonna end up, there's a great documentary, Netflix, Marcus washed, her last night, the curse of a man who sees you if, oh it's fantastic, and he was talking about submerged ufos as well. He was looking at. I forget what Dotterine California, yes, he's after all down there and he was crazy about
under full person, but I dont know if I want to be armed, I dont know if he was crazy. Nor was it well he's crazy in his own unique VON Wang, always saga is it's the chicken and the eggs narrowed to seeing you if those make you crazy, or are you crazy because you're seeing you and me as in the range of us this, he was a kid he sent. His first encounter was a glowing ambulance showed up at his house and then a creature that look like Bullwinkle, came up and climbed up to his window and told him not to be afraid. This is when talking about this shit happens all the time it's like sending with it Walter seen the dogs re words that it's a weirdly psychedelic the latest psychedelic experience. Drippy thing Annie said when he woke up here brother, was screaming and covering the window with shit cover diaper standing right. That's right! Look like a prisoner and solitary by some of that footage. Henry you have to see because that put. It is unbelievable that the events in that doc check it out. It's really fun. I mean at the very least it's like secret government airforce, stop going on at the curse of the man who saw ufos. It's Fuckin
eight oil is really loved it. I'm getting a gun to protect me and my family for millions will. I think, that's your second. Them are right to do that. Big one score shoot at the sky ever night bodes another UFO, citing importer Rico that resulted in an actual encounter for one woman named Rosaria. She told Nick Red Fern, the two picking plantations at the foot of L Uk when she suddenly heard a deep hum coming from above she looked up to see a black triangular object but thirty feet in length hovering a hundred feet above her a pencil thin beam. White shot out expanded and covered Rosaria in a pink glow. Her mind was then with a deluge of images of nuclear destruction and environmental collapse before they came to a stop on the face of a grey who looked a hell of a lot like the alien on the cover of communion which was our yo said. She was inexplicably drawn to read after the incident I mean just
bad trip yet it could be own. Also, Philip Gay Dick had the same exact experience. I mean you die. A brain aneurysm two years later, so they don't know four was connected, but he said at the same thing, a beam of light from and an entity called valorous shot him at the head and gave him the information. Essentially, that time is not really saw himself in the roman times and then spend the rest of his life. Then two years breaking down in one of the most insane diaries? That's ever existed, which I have a copy of the lot. I watch that movie doktor strange, and that was a lot. It is interesting because it always above any compromise, he's he's kind of a jerk buddies level. The offensive in the Benelux Cumber Batch item- I'm done with them. I don't follow the actors names like the characters they play at. Only the actors, Melba light, then there. She got all the images and, after the communion Alien came up
suddenly retracted and the craft rose into the sky, moving deeper into the rain forest. Three days later, just a couple hundred feet from the planting picking spot, where our saw the UFO too girl saw a spike back Cooper COBRA, which stood up on two feet and stared at them for a few moments before putting away on all fours into the forest he goes meeting any does. Did you see you yesterday, that was fucked up all right, get divides of growth are shocking. You thought about those the blood of youths of dumb Jupiter government in Iraq as a game and those are really cool Ronnie. I just started, but like I got so much blood elderly that I make still like way. Hungary's, like I didn't get any nutrients from what they were doing wrong. You sucked it by volume Go, go, go, go they always do. Do you miss the meeting we suck its neck,
How much do I ever be eating all desire? I killed all forms of these hawking cobblers. Yesterday I am chock full of shit. I'm like some kind of diaper horror, pooping Jupiter Garber years later. One unlucky farmer who had run in with the cheap Aqaba also got a visit from a couple, a bona fide men in black one night. The farmer had heard the sound screaming pigs coming from his yard farmer, outside with the machete and a flashlight, so he could defend as flock, but when he got there, he found his yard, scattered with dead rabbits, his prize pig lying in a pool of blood
beside them, not Dinnery gave rise to redeem pig lazy ass. I love natural jar, total natural charm, smarter than dogs, farmer, heard a girl from behind turned breweries machete into the darkness and heard a sound like metal hitting me not exactly a survivor exactly what I would do it ever was ground and ran away and the next more The farmer was visited by a man and a woman in black suits. The farmer took them out, the yard and explain what did happen and after listening for while the people in Black hereafter known as
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this to the lab Scotty, Gunnar on out, so man I saw many leaves very thick for signature. Now there were other events in which a typical attacked more than just a pig go to chicken. The most notable is the case of the milk vampire who, in the attacks, started on that one with farm animals, March of that year, a woman was viciously attacked by a creature covered in feathers, sounds kind of funding- will cover would see gold later that month, another woman said a huge wing. It monster, landed on her roof and started screaming before flying away in a couple of is later a or found more than thirty of his chickens had been slaughtered and over that two week period awry.
Ninety animals were killed while the legend of the tube macabre had not yet been created, room There were about that. The attacks were actually the product of a cult is actually some people say that the animal victims of the tube macabre arise. Billy, victims of sand arrows or those who practice Aunt Theresa. We had the same problem in queen stem problem. It just difference between religious will, be ignorant arousing, but he nigh the lot of patients into my queen stabber, where I was growing up and they would do. Rituals like all time, so it's like literally be like dead chickens everywhere else up and the cops would have arrest them on animal cruelty. Because you need a licence. Given me well I'll capturing a pulled pork sandwich like a chicken bun yeah me also, my Vienna Council justice ruthlessly beating people on the street right where there is a huge case that I think ninety two ninety three down in Miami, where
a charge that there was a fuller Santoro, so they were due in Santa Maria. They were by far from having their church there, because the Berlin, the actual the town, didn't want them their slaughtering chickens all day, the course case actually went all the way up to the Supreme Court and they feel that they were allowed to sacrifice animals in the pursuit of their religion. These people are all you brought worst, which is just like family members. You know it's is every animal when their family members ground up into one. I think there's a lot of hypocrisy with all that gets. You can go and just you eat veal. Three times a week in your literally just eaten like we just made its body so soft by In short, bones can't move. It was the same thing they do with among population in Wisconsin. They would just peel chickens and cook him. Their backyard immortal you're supposed to ok of safe, which should make it in your bag, yarn and yell here in New York City. There's still that weird thing with a he seeds do when they put all their sins into the chicken and then
kill it? there are a lot of other areas for article one area and they knew it out on the street. The the evidence that a community here in Brooklyn is varied strange the largest in the world, their strange, I have given them a lot of money in rent so there, but a lot of chickens with that money. In the case of the tube macabre, there have been people arrested for and to reach an foregoing, kill, em people's chickens that weren't theirs and the purposeful police they had chosen areas were to recover. Attacks were known to happen and centres have purposely bread, rumours of cheap micawbers being out and about to cover that so they use the Zodiac method, where you just put murders into a thing. That's already happening into phenomenon, so good just be a part of the big umbrella phenomenon, and this may be a fairly simple explanation for what the trooper cobra actually is, but there are other, fairly kind of sort of reasonable explanations out there? Let's start with
The monkey theory a porter Rico. Is home to the caribbean, primate research centre, the sea. P r c is located not on the mainland itself, but on the or by island of Cardio Santiago, a ease, de La Smallnose, a meal the one I don't know what I'm gonna do you want to buy. The island experiments on Monkey Island have gone on since the thirties. When a group of rhesus monkeys were ship there from India today almost and racist monkeys cover the island and live out in the open. Which started accidentally two dozen rhesus monkeys just got out. Their clever
he's, got out of research in the research facility and others live on the island and others monkeys Oliver Puerto Rico, because some of the monkeys figured out. You could just flowed on trash and about your one. Doesn't wearing clothes like Richard Hatch from survival? Nothing! I'm one though. While we know for fact that monkeys were subjected to HIV. Experiments on Monkey Island Local suggests that this The only monkey experimentation going down on the island of enchantment queuing tell me there, given their given like a bunch of party drugs happening to other, like aid as set out in one person killed. Somebody in the Golden Party MOSS her at all they went down hill take is evidence. The testimony of a woman named Gwine Nina in nineteen, eighty seven Goin Nina was walking through the around mocha, where our previous vampire attack had occurred twelve years earlier. She the sounds of a pig in distress and ran,
the top of the hill to see no less than seven monkeys attacking the pig either the pig was gonna, be working on us to do. Go you couldn't understand the New York Times Sunday, crossword no monkey see monkey do and they see a bunch of farmers beaten, pig, very fast or pig. A Nina, shouted the monkeys away the scream right back at her before running off into the woods, leaving the pig shaken, but relatively ok, good pig that heavy going to agree about immediately murdered for food, but you know at least data for a few more minutes and you are just trying to arrive and have found that it is to her. This is odd behaviour for rhesus monkeys who usually stick to just eaten for, or cereal grains? Are you not simple stuff like that? Like tricks,
cereal. And what will you go term I dont, even I cannot remember about the bug, said the book said Cyril. I think they do eat. Syria hasten rhesus puffs the other day. They should be that visually leads us minus her. So the recent Odo unjust, spitballs ya, know what would cause monkeys to be so aggressive. Well, that brings us back to rose about roads. Naval base some say that they were performing experiments in underground bunkers on monkeys to turn them into homicide, killing machines for use on the battlefield, Conor Ray age virus like the one that was in twenty eight days later this month, He could have escaped the underdog facility or have possibly been turned loose, enhance Cooper, copper. They mill I've webpage over recent monkey, this wall buried,
that thank this. Sometimes it you procopius or small. Sometimes there were large out what they did. You because you think, I'm sorry about the super soldier thing. Why would you want our soldiers to be appointed tiny? That's like super ready question. Would you rather find that a good sized chicken or the budget of the budget of the horizontal taken our chickens item about London? Sometimes shit? Yeah? Oh buddy? I think that's a very tough question. Either fight Was it little horses. I will like to see you I do not see how the footage of you stop any death, a bunch of tiny horses and other would ruin your future political campaign. Oh that's been ruined. I met you, I would do. I would sit down in Iraq and read a book and hopefully it works. I'm is aid to sit next to me:
one you make the bigger monkeys, the Super soldiers Yellow STAR with a smaller monkeys and then move on a chimpanzee had so weird backwards theory that anyone backwards theory it all. You start with a smaller ones and the new work your way up with the dumber ones and work to the smaller. Well, there's little here, so the smartest once the elbows are the horny us, you acquainted with intelligence, there's a lot of very intelligent tall people, very dumb, small, what site or now. In my estimation, the smallest circle piece of this morning, we were talking about injecting viruses into animals. That brings us to our next possibility. Violet seen conspiracy, who is so cool, is, is the one were Matt Damon plays the chinese guy. Then he loves the environment's. What does it matter that they ruined during filming that movie this story, comes courtesy of a mysterious contact. You got a hold of Nick Red. After seeing him talk,
but you ve cobblers on tv. The man went only as Ed and sent emails from an encrypted address. He had a a very similar to the monkey hypothesis. But this one was even more bizarre. Ed said that he worked at the dog. Proving ground, which is a top secret army facility. Outside SALT Lake City, that has been testing by law, go and chemical weapons for the: U S: government, since nineteen forty two Redford described did as economic area fifty one for biological weapons. It's the Doug way. Was outweigh proving ground at its top secret yeah, but then we know it, well, we know area. Fifty one will now we do before We didn't, but they now officially acknowledged, there's a reason: Middle Topsecret step out there. We don't know where it is good to secret. That's true, but the reason why we know about Doug Ways, because they are responsible for the infamous Skull valley, sheep kill and which they alleged
the accidentally release the nerve agent, the acts from an effort jet into the valley and killed six thousand. She back nineteen. Sixteen was no way they would just testing that out in the public domain. But whenever do that, I know when we took The plane we have accepted in the back when I was told that he'd tubs and jobs of virus well either way that that's all goddamn Minerva edge of the exiles, the same stuff that they tested on some of the edge woodcuts horrible yeah, and actually this is one of the things that started to turn the public on the government. Durned, be it nom where they, as saw the out, share we're using Buckles ha! six thousand sheep hob. Maybe this is such a good idea. Names will be a weird thing to control like if you just said, a bunch of chemical agent out into a bunch of people that it would like seep everywhere or hurt. The environmental agent orange knows politics at it knows who its fight and guess where they tested. Asian Orne Super Agent Orange tested at birth,
Rico there we go and that I, my uncle, that sprayed with agent orange and heard his family now egg claim that back in the eighties, Doug Way performing experiments of the psycho monkey variety using the dna of an australian dog called the file is seen that had been extinct since the thirties the file is seen had the head of a wolf, a striped body like a tiger, a backwards facing pouch like a warm bat and a heavy stiff tail, it could walk on all four like a dog or it could get on its hind legs and, thirdly hop around like a kangaroo but, most importantly, The file is seen had immense, powerful jaws that can open to almost a hundred and eighty degrees. Paper, procured up commies on the open battlefield should come and it will be. Very interesting has now of a mean. We know for a fact that Russia, when very deep
been to animal experimentation. I he wanted monkey super soldiers as well stolen dead, and so it's not it's not entirely outside of logic that they will try to use a dog and make it into a super. I would take a dog, you know super soldier versus robots any day, dazzling it's more adorable and we can control them. They will. Literally just mode to death by the trends of the many robots. Only at a robot war has begun and if you don't think it has, your your head is in the sand. My friend, yes, Sir, it's dangerous, Gorse Ed, said the place that the government decided to test. These super dogs Porter Rico, as the similarities between the file is seen in the tube macabre. The tuba was reported to go from four legs to two on more than one occasion and concerning the spikes Ed said, it was possible that people were confusing the tie. You're like stripes, on the pilot schemes back for spine
protrusions, as the tube macabre was often seen in low light conditions of asylum scenes. As far as the army using them is concerned, prove to be too difficult to control and the program ground was abandoned around ninety ninety seven incense rounding up features might cause a bit of a stink. The military decided. Let him run prey on the island to either die or thrive. I think that's very soon a bunch of genetically modified audacious dogs? Let that define away, I find the way to build in homes and they'll make jobs that it is an area to the infrastructure of partner Rico. If plan we are little dog mailmen instead of the dogs and of a million getting worried about, be bitten by dogs, the people had this are getting worried about being bit by the male May, o absolutely those jobs come home after Workin and deliver and mail in the rain and full of by mark.
From delivery prefer mute from former european workers, as far as who add the contact. Actually was read for Anne. Had a friend trace his encrypted email, which assent from a safe bailed out, not account they found. The emails had actually come from to locate. And Maryland home of the inner say, an Langley Virginia whom c I a This is no way that isn't true zoological speaking. There is one other explanation for the tube macabre could be a big ass back to God, be a big aspect of all this shit. It could be a big ass, batting up, no woman named and recall the nineteen seventy five. A series of dead dogs were found in her area, Puerto Rico, each dog missing. Its bones, including
skull soldiers, the skin was there just the skin and organs the door, which is the opposite normal. You want the organs as as an animal normally, because you would need the bones unless you were a fuckin serial killer, Bat, William among down for maybe up a powder, something in August that year Anna was driving along one of L. Une gazed, twisting mountain roads would suddenly out of the trees, came a five foot tall bat like creature, with its wings folded behind its back out of its mouth, two huge fangs and walked on muscular legs, its blazing red eyes focused on Anna for ten to twenty seconds before the creature, unfurled fifteen put long wings and took to the sky so what's goin on girl, you are you not tell me, would you think, I'm, moreover, Clooney or Val Campbell, that's funny little Batman joke I gotta go anyway. I got a budget
it's got a sock. Ah I thought he was avail. Kilmer fail, Kilmer now I love current veil Kilmer, I loved you. Follow me on Twitter, no Ali. Does this talk about weird parties he used to have with rock stars, went Emmy City, tickled Blue, read what I know what that means. Another woman named Rosa said she was out drinking with a few friends of herds in old San Juan which is a social district in the capital and although None explain why they felt the urge all of those women that were drinking together suddenly had overwhelming desire to visit L Young, which is about of forty A minute drive away. They were going to the clam slap and get together, oh yeah, once they got their driving down the same twisting roads. They also saw a creature. This one know is about four and a half feet tall and walked away,
ass, the road in a shambling penguin like scuttle, unlike the other bat, who had a very muscular stride in the wings of this kind there were also different. Were so long. They dragged the ground both had this aim glowing red eyes, Rosa and her friends watched the creature continued its babo across the road it stopped stared at him and then disappeared into the forest. It could be an old one, an old Chewbacca Brown. Maybe it could be a nerdy one could be, but a trench go polling them over for drinking and dry, like the Burgess Meredith value of a cobbler ass possible. The other was all tall and muscular her with taught wings ass. You like this one, just gonna bumbled about
side by side with loathing droopy way things even take off. He just stared at him and then continued on his way, literally. If they find a skinny muscular tinier one. It's all. We have in Cuba macabre not a third giant bad, citing came in the mid nineties when the people about Guam LUCA Canal reported attacks on not just animals, but humans that creature soup ITALY made its home in the old abandoned sugar mail, but it disappeared after only a short reign of terror. Now all this suggests is that the tube macabre could be some of here too, for under
commended bat is poured. Rico has just as many shitty bats is friendly, doc. Spatula bats are both. They really do help the environment. They do. They are hard on communities because they are like the are flying road it they are literally out there. They normally keep themselves their surprisingly clean, but their shit gets everywhere in highly flammable guano Wanna, I learned from Eastern Europe bugs love it there's a whole ecosystem based in their own, Duke very good for the into their good for the environment. They are at their most terrifying part of planet earth is the gigantic mountain approaches on the bat shit mountain hell on earth. Yet it is a nightmare now, but this makes a lot of sense to know footprints, the bats flyin, and then they fly right out. I can see this theory workin out, but vampire, that's really small wickets. Well,
One single cave importer ego is home to hundreds of thousands of bats, seventy five percent of which are jamaican long tongues, while the rest are either city, mustache, bats or ghost faces easily mustache Bass, Sunni, like sit like set, exhilarating little grey moustaches or they got the ghosts face. I am with our shows face, while the echo space or the wrappers and then the little mustache people are his account. I did a report in first great on bats, how'd it go I'm, a charmer there's a vampire badly. I did vampire bats, it free bats. I was really obsessed with this bat biologist, Merlin Tuttle Merlin Tuttle tunnels do while Porter Rico. Merlin Tuttle, who gets alardo shorts. I'm certainly he kept cargo short guy in time, industry alike, will you put a bats in the pockets of border? Ego is in fact,
home to a gigantic system, over two hundred caves comprising of eleven miles of caverns, and much of that is totally unexplored, and maybe not so, coincidentally, those caves are also closed off to the public. Also, if you look at Loch Ness LA, there s whole bottom, it's a weird intricate series of gave slow. You look at where big foot is up in those weird and mountain areas. It's all these. Weird unexplored nooks and crannies of them of the mountains and forest areas. So if there is a way creature hiding somewhere. It could possibly be underground and one of these caves could be- and there are indeed bats, the suck blood, specifically the vampire bad. But the largest back We know of, I think it's the golden crown flying Fox it as well. Span of only about five feet and its bodies. Nowhere near the size of a full grown. Man so we're talking about something that would have to go to some pretty hard core evolution, but you ever sky divers when they
skydive together in a form, a one yeah, maybe that's too bad. You coming like us warm alive. My it's like a bolt drawn back would be could be, would think about the vampire bats, give little licks. They bite the tow normally or the heel of an animal, and they look like the ticket I really like a little bit of blood gothic, a tiny little mouths and tiny belly goes through. Eta, usually only kill things because they give them rabies. Yes, because normally they want they. They want to keep the its injured. Because a saliva has a natural, quite you'll it, and so they want to keep the creature that their eating alive. So they can keep coming back to the same cow or goat very hilarious. How it's terrible? Yes, but even though there are no vampire bats in Porto ego not to say there aren't any possible vampires in the MID sixties, a move.
A member who worked at era. Sego observatory said he spoke to a guard who said he saw a man dressed in a long black cloak. Scully, around the observatory. Grounds that the move Van didn't give much thought until two days later, the was found near by dead in dream. Of all its blood interesting, I just the move on Guy first was sad, has yet to finally put away his cloak hat as he was Africa fungi employing outside ram liar. I learned that a whole cow thing, like ruinous buzz off five year, work a cow, a heck of a lot harder to kill that a chicken much harder to colonel much harder to drain of blood Jane. You really ought to choke it for a long time. Oh yeah,
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there is no footprints involved here in any of these. Well, I mean you're, being racist arise in your range of anything. You reach foot sizes, yes, big, put his troop Aqaba, Tupac. Copper is big, for this is not a single line. Horn. Another eight venture, a reference. Ok, racists, there been no less than twenty reported Bigfoot sightings importer, eco from the MID Seventy two recent day with the indigenous people of Puerto Rico, even have an a big foot. Ledge and all of their own, the to cheaper related sightings, though, occur in nineteen. Seventy, seven and nineteen eighty three respectively in both of these stories with said they encountered an extremely tall hair cut. Men, like creature, dropped to all fours when he noticed people were looking at him and he began to choose how you change as a person. Oh yeah, the time creatures shrunk to a tube size,
limbs took on the shape of dogs and from out of its back sprouted. The tale tell spikes The creature both times snarled the witnesses and pounded off into the jungle ASA gap is base announcement form had so it's very werewolf ask I suppose it's very werewolf ass absolute and allow people. If you come nor alive, Shobo talk a little bit more about the troop Aqaba werewolf shape, shifter Coyote Legend Connect, We may even talk about it a little too much feel like we insist that. Well, I don't know. I just feel the all in together. He will maybe they all have always all the same thing. Maybe idea that of that that our reality number one is thin. So maybe those kind of things are their purposefully, Our brains are meant to see them and understand them to a two, no into learn the fact that reality is thin emerges of a funny drug, whether you know it's not
Josie, reality. Isn't then, and you why are you guys- are really make a joke? You manage joke about his way now, No we're inside baseball. I remain forever secure when you saw the big foot shape shift said that soon after the encounter she had an experience that sound like it could be compared to a bad trip. She said for about fifteen minutes, world became distorted the areas she was an and was very familiar with suddenly looked different, still somewhat the same like a dream, extremely familiar with area, but she said she suddenly felt lost. Nothing really made sense. Read for and points out and cheaper copper road trip. But this is strongly similar to what is reported to happen in England, with the famed willow wisp, in which people are led by a pesky to their doom,
They said in English or hilariously really are its cue. The thing is that, in the end is like people led by pesky to their doom, it could just definitely be whisky. Taste bypass could be I most of the time you did. It does little to your do with Evan Williams or something but is also gibes at the store. Is a pig season brownies were known to shape, shift from time to time and also works and to the possibility that critics The reality is very thin. Our reality is very thin. It all kind of blends in together in some Strange way, but whatever the trooper copper is well likely, never know for sure. Oh my god, it's more like what it isn't that it only mean. I know what you mean it: Isn't it
It's not a lover of chickens. That's for sure I'll! Hang over of chicken yeah loves chickens yeah. Sometimes you want something so much. You kill it and suck all of its books. Ass, though, and for our vision, vegetarian listeners, I want to apologize for the whole episode. We love chickens. As a matter of fact, when I was in middle school, I got a rooster down. I've told the story of the rooster may at times. Yes, so I have a connection to the rooster and the chicken I feel it animals were bred for eating, in their made dumber of for that purpose. They don't know that They have a fate, they dont know where they are on their social little machines made out of delicious meat, and I know That is difficult for everyone. See that but well that's why I'm I'm in the rare camp of pro genetically modified KFC Chickens, because the bread, the brain right out of tat Megan lumps of meat there. It is car that, but you know You cut grass that smell. That's the grass crying
I've had about that. It is not what I read that it I get time in two days. You brought this. It was a meme. It wasn't me suppose there was a humorous me no face aided by the sound of their sights of celery are suffering as they can dare aware, which is also like we'll think about this. If grasses aware that's like a prison, they should be longing for suicide to death. Well, they just get gap, but then maybe there's a little. Rest rubalcaba, amicable, ran, look at every blade, sitters all two holes in it, but in no way One of us is going to turn into a shortlist person on the side of a highway efforts all three while all indifference, eddies amateur, go to Monterrey. California pick some were dumb like I. Yeah, good, some boy. Now that I need to be a domain guy, we'll just your outside on the tab shoreless so be called by nor De Paris, France. Oh you go anywhere in the world. You know that
they got a sudden one port authority, a land of enchantment bacterial battery Argentina. For me, honestly, this is made that you macabre a lot more fun and interesting for me like I liked the porter. Juba, comparable you're going down that world of of I, like you know, of course I love the idea of the combination theory that they are like weird psychedelic reach were Puerto Rico. I mean it's a really cool place in. It does have a very strange feel to it, because I had spent a tonic time in El Uk Forest where a lot of these sightings happened what guy, We climbed to the top of the mountain. They was a beautiful most beautiful day, I've ever seen by do get a sense of like shit. There could be something out here: yeah bees some things in this forest- that but he has ever reach that nobody has ever seen before. And it's an eerie feeling, but it's really be, especially when you get on top, and you are literally in the cloud
it was like being in another world. I could absolutely see something weird happening out there you, this day the people of that town talk about the trooper copper on top of the mountain. He was there and you believe he had a girlfriend human girl high, not every girl, I'm all right thanks so much for listening to the porter wicked Juba, Garber episodes such flood stuff mark as well. What, however, would be sure to go to cave, comedy, radio dot com, flash lie for tickets, you're upcoming live shows. We can't wait to come to Saint Paul, Saint Louis Ithaca, SALT Lake City and San Francisco, and in SALT Lake City. We're gonna be actually at the Fan Ex COMECON yeah we're gonna, be there for two days. We're gonna do rabbit Stanley, you alone with the only amateur. Oh yeah, I'm in a grab Adam and will give the thing on the Fag
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