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Episode 297: The Lost Continent of Lemuria

2017-12-01 | 🔗

This week on Last Podcast we explore the lost continent of Lemuria, from its origins as an insane three-eyed fever dream of Madame Blavatsky to the moon-fight with Atlantis that eventually sunk it to the bottom of the sea. 

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There's no place to escape. To When fourteen billion years in the past see to pass so hi Anon done. I was the high treasure of Lemuria organizer, welcoming welcoming presence to be back here on the patchy third dimension well, I feel very comfortable right now. I feel like I'm in the presence of a God. I must tell you this in German is outside how
pronounce your petty third dimensional world? I don't know, I don't know why you're criticizing the third dimensional world, but yeah, that's it six foot, seven yeah and low. We were twelve feet tall and we had to shrink ourselves from sixty feet and I can help you change this and get back to your true potential, and all you have to do is go to. M ls production, haha com and spend Play nine hundred and ninety five on my new crystal said that you rub on your swollen knees and your Fick. Hobby shins, filled with Are you still up get rid of them. The last podcast on the left, everybody I feel like Andy Kaufman, I'm totally cured because of these jabs. I embed Kissel, that's Mark's part, hey we gotta head reason: Broski. Ah I apparently, when you join the third dimension, you get these
things called morning news. We buy here when you're living with your sister? It is very Embarrassing it naughty to do. Leave your bedroom with a full, morning. All right, well, a little insight into Henry's life live. We would use a browser you there in LOS Angeles, at today's Apple's it's in case you picked up on it. Today's episode is all about lobby area which I've had a fascinating I'm fighting the Youtube videos very good robots that they're writers of all time is a lot of robot narration lot of temp Arizona, Sedona AZ based Entertainment, this is like really like. If you want to go like if it weird where the desert is Hollywood It is the production studios for the various Lumeria Youtube videos that exist absolutely well. The last.
End of the muria is said to be one of the two and to do the movie incontinence that existed both before hand along side, the more famously known continent of Atlantis. Could you please define and to do via and t dilute the end to dilute paean means before the great flood there, you go head reviews before the great flood. Thank you so much are you mean the the we're like how my mat is? dry before I get into the bathtub slow but Lemuria, it's sort of. Like I don't know it's like Saint Paul to the
Dentist Minneapolis is that right. Is there like a little brother syndrome? Ella Miriam might have well, there's it's actually a little bit more complicated than that they will get it, but, unlike Atlantis, which was first alluded to in three hundred and sixty BC by Plato, Lemuria is a fairly modern myth and that is a big part of the Loom Urias story. It's just as much a tale of how a modern method. Created out of nothing as it is the history of three I telepathic, being sue breathe through their skin and now communicate telepathically with guys named Fred, of course, yeah to say it more, as I already knew. All of this is just a very now with a coming to tradition at last. By guess, left, which is this is information that is going to make you more dip speak to and information that is on horseshit I'm literally starting to believe all this stuff and then at some point it's all going to turn, and you guys really. It was a joke bed
Well, then, why am I wearing garbage bags? Dollar job expects you with a tiara with a big vessel to crystal. In the top of it. You got a ticket to tempeh, I was told by blood. Clots were going to be cured, so geographically Lemuria was six thousand miles wide and three thousand miles long. The continent sunk into the ocean between twelve and twenty five thousand years ago, depending on your source in sources, are put into a full on this one. Source. All you have to do he's, be vaguely ten you. Could be any race. You could be Greek Italian and just say, you're, my and and you just you and then you have a whole blog. That's it's like EMA sumac, the musician in the. I think it was in the 50s that the chooser, mayan princess, beautiful voice, rifle musician, turns up queens. From queens and that's with them, but queens is the most
but then in the entire world. So maybe there was a little bit of my in there and then, when you were in queens, it's like yours. That way. Sometimes I like it besides the standard, bib take a plea, eighties and the bad phone bad background websites. We also use the limb urea entry and man, myth and magic and the Bob Frisell book. Nothing in this book is true, but it's exactly the hey things are. I am confused, but I like that, true to always hold the two thoughts in your head right. That reality is reality and reality is an illusion, and let that confuse you all the time.
Another good another good outline that I've been using as a book called the lost land of LA muria by some Mafia Ramaswami, and it is a highly intellectual book that he's trying to put a lot of real information and but it's impossible to get through, and he has this thing called labors of loss, which is what he talks about. Why he there are so many different types. Of histories and fascinations put on to LOS content. It's very interesting and I'll, throw it all right. Henry. I gotta ask you percentage wise how many of the books that you have read and or purchased our self published. This was Paul pushed in a by a publishing company called kind? That's the state, public library, you stolen from
literally have so many books with loose bindings 'cause. It was made in a base before we get to all those sources. Let's start our journey to the land of them. Urea with it's kinda, sorta scientific origins. The name Lemuria was actually burst from evolutionary science back when the whole discipline was newish. A zoologist named Phillips Clatter was trying to figure out why the fossils of lemurs were found on opposite sides of the Indian Ocean, but none were found in between yeah Becaus lemurs are being all cute. NASCAR. They also found a bunch lemur bones, which I also met. A pretty cute only interested in school latter, postulated that a land bridge once existed between Africa and Asia with lemurs a plenty all the way across. So it was a moot. That's ok,
and all the little levers jumping around, and he is so few there's few other places. I was looking up levers it's hard to find lemurs in other parts of the world there. Just in this little section, it's so cute and they may funny little noises, and they play songs like in the movie Jurassic Park. They made it just a bridge for the lemurs. Well, they didn't make a bridge for the Is that it's a land bridge was a naturally occuring bridge. I mean it was a large I mean it was trampled ground, trampled ground yeah. I know, it's just an island- it just was a country they're, just saying land Bridge, because they're just saying there was landed between India Matter when they walk across it. Yeah, it's all about Papa Domingo. Look like it's all about it's a lot of shimmy and a lot of lemurs playing bongos you gotta fake lemur king. You got a cute little likely more lady who, like weirdly sexy, and I don't like that when they do that with Disney cartoons like the squirrel in the king, Arthur one. That's like
I think he's kinda cute in a weird. I only like it because it messes with your brain so much and so glad are in honor of the creatures who inspired his research. He named this hypothetical land, Lemuria cool. Well, it's so much better than stinky tiny monkey bridge, which is what originally wanted to go little longer shortage at all. Can you shorten it, though, in this theory was put forth in eighteen, sixty four, it wasn't implausible or even stupid. It was actually a pretty good idea with the information they had at the time. But, as we all know, the most likely reason for the separating of believers was continental drift.
Also because they thought that the roads were paved with cheese in India, the problem is continental drift, as a scientific concept wasn't established until one thousand nine hundred and twelve. That means there was a full forty years in between the people could plug in whatever wacky bulshit. They wanted into the theory of Lemuria and we're going to see that's a main theme in the book, the lost land of Lemuria that where they said it was interesting, I think, there's a fascination with lost continents and we're going to see it again again, because when you have, we have expanded as a race to all corners of the world. There's no mysteries anymore, there's no hidden frontiers anymore. So when you have a really good idea being like well, where do we put all of our weird esoteric thought will put it in a fake island that doesn't exist anymore? And would you say it blew up yeah. I like it well one of the first people to plug that information in was Hitler's favorite occultist, Madame Helena Blavatsky. She was really trying to play down that tagline with that pillars.
Let's just say, a lot of people like to be ok, let's just say and like any good. Bullshiter Blavatsky was a genius and inserting just enough science into her beliefs to make it all sound plausable, especially in one thousand eight hundred and eighty eight, when she wrote about all this in her book. The secret doctrine now remember the secret doctrine is the basis for all western occultism that exists right. It's like all of the tidbits every single day idea of ancient aliens. All of this was kind of buried in this gigantic rambling book that have you read again just going to be stupid afterwards, you're going to just going to end up like it's what it's becoming to me, I can't find my keys ever I am filled up to that. My receding, hairline with Lemuria max and I just can't find the dogshite backs. I'm walking around looking for the dog should facts. That'll happen. It'll have to happen. It happens all the time slots, keys, Blvd is not an attractive.
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I do believe all right. She was really yeah. Twenty two percent run tomatoes get their number up there in honor of the guy who played it was a little devil, little devil in building an back to Blavatsky Ann not seasonal. This pseudoscientific bullship. By extension, the Nazis, took all this ship a step. Further Hitler, didn't, spend a lot of time in his speech is talking about the egg laying hermaphrodites who will get to later. Do you think he crossed out of every speech you just like being working it. Yet this is off message last message: better second can be saved Jews they the x, no hit log. In all I mean I don't it's a fun idea. We all agree to funny if you don't well so, if you'll remember from our occult episodes, Blavatsky had quite a bit to say about the so called root races. The first was composed of theory. Energy naturally call the astral theorist race. They would reproduce by dividing
like amoeba or also called the pole ariens, and they were softap and they could take the shape of any animal that they liked, and they did that as a hobby and all of this Israel and just made up. I I think it would be a hedgehog you could be. I could see that because you're prickly on the outside, but in the inside your soft and vulnerable, you get a soft belly. That's very true! Well from the astral fear. Grace came the hyper by Reagan's hyperborean hyper per rains, we had a long argument about this on the phone yesterday, it's high per bar radiance, Hyperboreans, H Y p e r b, o r e, a and e's hyperboreans you're, saying hyperbole. What do you say that right, hi performance mark is don't get mad at me. I think technically, Henry is because it's the old now! Well, you know what you know what you get for, that
Michael Jd Slap, a full pity slap, congratulations to myself! Well, the Hyperboreans lived in the cold climate areas of earth like Greenland, Iceland, Scandinavia and Northern Canada. Now remember when they talk about the root races, the ideas that humankind's have been like there was a concept that they with a giant conscious entity that energy is what we came, we were we needed by intelligence just from the universe right. This is Bob what's his idea, so we went through these roots stages and it. Basically. This is what the fate of mankind we're supposed to get to the seventh race of Human, which is then we would truly surpass. We become truly a ball and be able to jump from earth and become pure energy. Okay,
well we're? Let's go back to the second race, let's not get too ahead of ourselves all right, I'm so! Well, the in that when the second race existed, the earth had not yet tilted on its axis. So, therefore, the entire planet was a tropical paradise. That's kind of fun, but instead of being at the aerial, the hyper beret in square flashy, with golden yellow skin yeah. If you're weird, it makes me think of a son show, and I like them, they called themselves the Kim Persia and they reproduced more like plants through budding, Okay, that's is so not as far as the other ones notice, but well, it might be more fun. Budding sounds better than dividing more they just they hadn't invented yet, and that brings us to the third race limb you re and here's our things. Weird. This is where it gets: weird, yeah, ok! So so far, it's been normal that first, the lumerians were just being zip jelly, but they eventually
Glura ble identify cracker. Would it would be funny you just like show your loose skin, you and I both have the bottom blue skinnies go left, come dip, you'll, crackles and mark jelly, and they have to say yes, because there celebrating us that's right. Well, they eventually morphed into something much more solid. According to crystallinks dot com, Blavatsky believed that the first Lumerians were ape like egg laying hermaphrodites who communicated by Mental telepathy through a literal third eye, and they also had an eye on the back of their heads. They could see the future,
strange, but it's cool, though all real yeah, Devore, eyes yeah, and eventually they developed into more acceptable looking human like characters after they separated the sexes which led to sex due to their constant desire to be hermaphrodites again, which led to their downfall. Now this seems to be aware: Blavatsky's interpretations of Lemuria ends and, of course she continued with the Atlanteans as the fourth race and the Aryans as the fifth given the Nazis, there dumb shyt, nerdy background story that always seems to stop just short of the three eyed apes, but that was by no means the last interpretation of Sclater scientific theory, two years before Blavatsky a different theory using a different name for the continent put forth by an archaeologist named Auguste is Les Pong you own it all you all. It does everything it means August, the plunger! Well, I I need to go to
this guy is so far. Why do you have to trust the falling out with a name like the LA polio? What is it Call me own lips. Long, you don't know you would be. The biggest stinky is more info, because every single time we bring up of cooking french name. I don't like. It's crazy, like no more, they don't know more than one of the first societies. Laplaine young claimed that he had deciphered ancient mayan writings that The Mayans had originally originate it from the law. Civilization of MU spelled mu and it wasn't just the Mayans either. The great egyptian age is but a remnant of the limb uryan culture according to Labor Longyan, the queen. The moose name spelled M, o o traveled which she did not appreciate that they they they change. That name in the future.
Because we had to travel to Egypt where she became known as the Goddess ISIS, and all this was outlined and apply owns book Queen MOO in the egyptian sphinx the world's like worst erotica. Does add traveled all the way from the land for mu. Just get mocked troll shop bar you Pharaoh, big Dick Amiss, Yeah yeah yeah, I'm fairly big dick. I miss summer suck on your big old feet Hey Day, YA, shut your believe the book I was reading in the car wash today Becky. It was pretty intense stuff, but I got some ideas for the bedroom if we hack to track
only for lip long, yawn. His translation of the mayan language was completely and totally wrong. His biggest mistake was using letters that didn't even exist as he completely confused language with simple decoration. Yes, drawings it's like. He read a thing of Calvin and Hobbes rhinos have been like magic tigers everywhere, furthermore, moral upon didn't even translated himself, he outsourced it to a guy named your day, Borberg Berg, Bergueda, Borberg, Berg, ok, but I am Borberg, obviously had no idea what he was doing as well. According to one of his ancestors bore, Burke was not translating because he knew the language he was just translating from a spirit that was
speaking through him, who assured Borberg that he definitely knew what was going on yeah, because the Spirit inside always have to be super confident about their message, because they know for themselves that they don't exist. Yet I like it, though It's a series of may come up. It really is man. It always has such a problem, I'm sitting or constantly reading trying to like bring all the circle back, trying to understand more of those like oh yeah. All this is fucking made up, why can't a man in India isn't that how something gets created, though you have to make it, and then this is bringing it so there's there's actual history has magic together making his actual history, though, that we can look to as what happened in the past alternative facts.
Hey effects are useless, Marcus welcome to two thousand and seventeen. Well, it wasn't until decades later that the document lip Longyan based his move findings on was properly translated, after which it was found to be nonsense garbage, but in the interval of british inventor named James Church Ward, picked up the ball and ran with it as fast as he could laying the framework for the lost civilization that is still built upon to this day cool and these books were pretty popular in the day yeah. I think he's really good. That was the reason why I gained a lot of traction is because people were really fascinated with lost content, so these fake, these books filled with bullshit, not unlike what we have read on the show for all other topics get out there and because, like cook, if you don't believe in alien abductions, it's the it's. The equivalent of Whitley Strieber is communion. Yeah, I'm worse like these books will come out and they they would go viral and people bunch of people would buy on.
And then that's how the the the rumor stay alive yeah. Well, why? Wouldn't there be a lost continent, though such a sunk down the evidence for it. It's not explore the oceans, not explored ninety eight percent. They say not explored Is that all you want know my other science fact? What is Mars is the only planet currently occupied by robots, interest human beings, so that's like that planted there seating robots on Mars, and then they let him have it anyway. Those are my two science facts. Well at that age, once more, question yeah at the age of seventy five James turned toward wrote an article in the New York American Newspaper about the lost continent of MOO in his interpretation, move was located in the Pacific Ocean not,
the Indian, for example, Hawaii and Easter Island are but a remnant of the mu culture. Okay, so after the article Churchward wrote a five volume series on the subject of new, the first was the lost continent of move in which church claim that the biblical garden of Eden was actually move. He called it the motherland of Man, but this is also the time when they were having a massive up. You'd like there was a move in saying that the guard to be known was from China and that's just even believing that there was a guy damn garden of eat right, which is. This is a big thing that he said this was, but I found the garden of Eden, but you have the first believe that that's real at the time they're all like. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it was a thing. I am quite stunned. There is no fast food, Buffet Ching, Garden of Eden eating, but also did
I see Pat Robertson, the v grandfather of lunacy, other religious, and he came against the six thousand euro. Your old earth recently very bizarre is saying that he doesn't believe the garden guard to be really very weird anyway. Well after the lost continent, a move came the children of new the sacred symbols of mu, the cosmic forces of mu and the second book of the cosmic forces of New got to have that fifth book in there. The problem is: it's always the fifth book, because when the series goes bad yeah, like the God Emperor of Dune, it's always a fifth book where it will take to honestly I liked I liked God Emperor of Dune. We did a lot of people, but the fifth book is when the space Jews came in yeah to do as well. So that's the it's a lot of seven orgasms in that the order as I'm, which is that was the other one where the ice dick was too strong for him to be controlled by the orgasm witches huh yeah, that's it I I thought that was with it were just got super anti semitic when you're, no, no, no, no, no! No it's just again. It got somatic
ok I'll, be the same bit yeah! It's not it's not anti semitic at all, just because they exist as make it anti symmetric, get into Jews came and and aborted the all of the children super super late. It's like it's, not very common! Steel part of Baptist right well, one of the church words main claims an the, Modern Marion Scholars use the most was that move was the home of an advanced civilization called the no call, and, according to church word about a thousand years before Lemuria sank to the Marian's named. I and T R decided to share the secrets of immortality and opened up the neck, call mystery school cool and they taught that immortality was achieved through the process of ascension making. I and t yeah, the first ascended masters hinder. You have much more to say about the ascended mass.
There is a lot back when it comes to the ascended masters. This is a thing I went down. I went down a long rabbit hole of an it's a lot of believing that people using charms and different things go Ding Dong, Ding and sitting on bass, salt. It's a lot of basalts chairs, alot of bass. Salt is used in this for some reason: portable atomic accelerator's that are also called they said in a box that they called a portable Tom accelerator and they talked to alien intelligences, to tell them information about the past, the ascended masters and and is just how much are you willing to believe a fifty year old woman who, up until this point, has not had any job where it's like 'cause its people there's a hole there? Several whole religions based apon ascended masters, the Iam Society, which does believe it, and it's also the im society, believe in a thing called the bridge to freedom, which I do believe. L Ron, Hubbard used
during his teachings, because this during the nineteen fifties, this is a site thing to what would be the birth of Scientology was a lot of this people talking to alien intelligence and believing they're, getting information that we couldn't possibly know why all right, and also just to it, tied to add my point of view, the ascension. It's also a tag team in the W W e right now kind of a poor man's version of do not base my personal opinion that no animal or hawk but they're, trying to be an double give him credit for that, but through Masters will meet people such as high priest, Jermaine Main who's another, and then we have a lot of people really a Louise Jones. If you just want to go over to the Mount Shasta like publishing company and see all of the areas where she has to sell the meditation things and she could sell in order to yeah, you have the
her money to talk to the send it back. I did put forward to you like twenty years when you're the pitch man for that website, and that's the exact Energia, the emotional you give to it. I will definitely go through a sheer yet shiny row. The phase where I wear tiaras with crystals in them like it will happen. So the big question here, how did church would know all this? The big question here how to insert word Noah any job on this show is to ask. Can I just do something well back in the late 19th century church word: wasn't India participating in famine relief work there? He met a hindu priest, name remains a mystery, but call me ice cream. Let's just will just whip Nae menu in the book, but my name is ice cream, that's kind of funny, joy by everybody say they come to village,
everybody say: ice cream for ice cream, and I hear them- and sometimes I say please stop so that I may sleep we're going to rename him his name. It's a mystery. Well that priest told church word that he was privy to knowledge of a lost civilization than the call and in addition to that, the priest even knew the nickalls Dead language, meaning the priest could interpret a series of stone tablets that also detailed in the calls history cool. First, the priest had no desire to share the information with church work no, no I did livered shorter. You, Mister Church Ward, live forever, but somehow churchward according to his book, tricked the priest in the showing him the tablets. And teaching him the dead language.
Hey YA ice cream. Mr five bucks You know. All of my secrets in modern economic trickery from their church word, was able to put what he learned from the priest, together with other various ancient carvings and symbols, ancient civilizations and boom you gotta move boom. Well, there's a problem said he had two tablets. The Nicole tablets were supposed to tell this whole story, and no one could see and they were put in a basement that no other white man was ever allowed to go into, and so they were kept separate always, and so we just made sure I mean- and this is about trusting, trusting the work the church were dead and I think that in the end we're doing him a disservice by not, I'm sure I also just imagined you know my wife giving birth to our first child and then the doctor saying boom.
And then I punched the document in space, but even though there was trick very involved between Churchward, an the priest. The priest eventually became church words guru and the two were able to commune Gore Gore. MOO Scotty, I actually I'm going to go eat at this new place, called Garden of Eden, helping you not helping the audience understands. Eventually the two were able to communicate with each other using what church were called quote. Cosmic telegraphy like how the mice talk to each other and Fievel goes west, Bible reference page for some really well the priest in church, where they also they had adventures together. They would travel back in time together to visit previous incarnations of themselves. Yeah, that's kind of cute. It's like the high school,
so it's of a sitcom and like a third season when they go back, they have afros yeah, that's true, yeah like when Monica would go back and visit herself when she overweight, yeah. Member, that I remember that. Why would you want to go back and visit yourself? Isn't that a little it's a little self said well you're not visiting yourself you're visiting previous incarnations of yourself, so it is yourself, but also not yourself. Yeah back when you were like the will giraffe a strong when you were that make a shaman in the village forget the day. I realized it was too tall for society. I scraped the top of my head on the bottom of a stye. And I swear to God. It was both the times we all shaved. Our said our heads for football in seventh grade- and I had a
week of blood and scars, and I was like I'm not meant for the world, and then I realized I I can walk on the stop signs. Why do I also feel that me, entire lum urea saga up to this point, which church word which church would was just one of the subjects said one of like you know how they they do like to torture sessions at the end of, of impractical, jokers that it was just the Nicole brothers version of impractical, jokers where it just had. The brothers. On the other side, I like watching through a television just go like ok. Ok, no tell him tell him that they were poking no one to talk. Yet he has to keep a straight face. Ok, now the hot dog and try to sell it, looked a hot dog in front of him and yeah and then try to sell it to try to sell those guys are actually very sweet. Probably joking. I think that is my guiltiest pleasure, so we can all
the that moves, a pretty goofy name for a loss that was ation writer, yeah well, mystics agreed in by the mid twentieth century. Those people specifically add GER Casey began to once again refer to it as Lemuria can be mentally, ignoring that the origin of the name was owed to that adorable Prosimian called the lemur. Well, it should give it some Williams at some point, we're forgetting about the lemurs of this whole thing over the years. Dozens, if not hundreds of writers, an angel fire domain dwellers, have made contributions to the story of love. Now things may get a little murky from here on out now that baseball is been pretty clean, water so far, nice and clear see to the bottom of it we're going to try your best to keep it on track, though. Yes, yes, so I'm going to be laser focused I swear to God. I'm gonna be super laser focus. Let's try to really tell this story, Gordon Michael scallion.
The dumb name. That's already been already beat us derailed him, because his name is a food store. It's already done your bed, it just change the name. You can't be a type of onion. And he could be expected to make you literally fourteen seconds ago, laser focused. I was like this guys got a last name. That sounds like a food anyway. Let's talk about that for ten minutes will also. His name is Gordon Dash, Michael, which means he demands to be called Gordon, Michael at all times guarded michelan. Yes, it is scallion it like the Onion Smell Maine, just Do I like an audience? Well, he said that the Emiri INS began as a projection of a hundred and forty four soul groups comprised of thirty three million souls from Mars. The plea, eighties and serious some chose to live in the water, but others went for the plant, mineral or animal kingdoms. Those who went with the animal kingdom took the space above ground and hung out with the giants. Elves and presumably gnomes that eggs are,
He existed on earth before the hundred and forty four soul groups arrive. That's where you want to be yeah, yeah, yeah, Arafat, yeah. You know about these blobs. I could could cry my old tiny pic into one of them and they love it. They say, God, you didn't block you take it. It down to my talking, berries, wow, Terry, the gnome making it appears out of nowhere. Terry, it's been so long. What have you been up to? I This is my biggest baby, yeah wow, Terry, the gnome. What have you been up to? Can I just ask you one question fucking drinking
smoking bans being swallowed wow, so the above ground Lumerians were nine feet. Tall Anne had scaly skin that changed from blue to green, depending on the season. They had long oval faces big eyes with vertical pupils and breathe through their skin. Others say that Lemuria was inhabited by a wide array of species, including the angelic extraterrestrial. An elemental varieties and since these creatures were more connected to the earth, We are. They lived on average about twenty to thirty thousand years wow. All of this is true- and you remember this- this sort of fit into a lot of other stories about ancient aliens 'cause. This kind of this is pre pre pre history is even before the Sumarians were looking at it. This is the first experiment of the aliens an whatever life was on earth at the time, which is this weird, primitive, Loom, Urien Ferngully like life that they come in
speak to like click. Oh, like everything is the poor unfortunate souls from the little mermaid earth and aliens are just hanging out with them thinking. Oh, this is super cool. We're going to give him a bunch of shit, we're going to teach him how to live, and then things go bad but will get. And Ursula is like Queen, MOO all comes together. Yes, yes, Kissel you would you are making fun. But technically you are correct, because you're using Disney references. So I understand well the reason why the lumerians live for so long was because if they got sick they could realign their energies, cleanse their chakras and heal themselves, although sometimes they needed the help of a plant or animal free. What I just imagine most show room in their weird cloaca. This is the only way to he
and as the poor little hedgehogs run around just being, like, I sure wish I Didn'T- have to always fuck these things back into Hell, tough time yeah. No in all these different species, mixed together they became the loom urian peoples. Still others say that the lumerians started off as fifth dimensional beings, as they were of the fifth dimension. They had no memory to speak of, and since they had no memory, they had no language and instead communicated with weather using natural sounds. What does that mean that's hardly eaten is three hundred and ninety nine. All you can eat on fridays will eventually they did develop a language and you who is full of people who know how to channel it yeah it's easy, Marcus
to the king have a moment if we weren't so stressed out all the time and constantly working, we too could learn how to contact Lemuria. Alright, that is true. Now here, is an example of the lemurian language called Salara Maru, as it was spoken thousands upon thousands of years ago. If you can tell she's a woman wearing Just so, you know she's wearing a vest yeah, but I think you go by yeah yeah well, go innocent and then item back you can just it could be Greek. She could be italian honestly just looking at her, and you know she says she's Lumireis. This goes on for another minute and a half. There is something it's comforting. It's a comforting, sound! It's a German in a strange way. Isn't it doesn't send a little german
I don't find German to be comforting? No, I understand that, but it would you say like this. Well, that's a good what I will say about she. Could she just make a noise yeah? How come on menu around speaking in tongues. Plenty, I know I got kicked out of school, Do it it's it's improvised yeah! You do yourself coming I'm in I'm in I'm in a poet, I don't I don't it'll it'll it'll and then you pass out. Then you pass speaking in tongues class, which I literally had a class called speaking to dogs. Really yeah. Try it. I hate this, buck in school. I don't believe anything about this religion. I hate my parents were sending me here. I will be leaving
it's allowed it's allowed. He could say it is. It is speaking in tongues class and now will learn whether clitoris they did not have that glass at the christian school. I went to a player that those parse animal life on Lemuria went. The only life forms that have developed at the time were birds, amphibians in primitive mammals. However, all of them were giant in size, so big parents, big frogs, big rat. Oh, I just called him rats frogs and Barretts 'cause. I exam big. It is kind of fun and cute though again it's cute, that yeah right out there, but you would be small today. I know that's what I'm kind of thinking as kind of a fantasy of mine. The people of Liberia can also communicate telepathic. We with dolphins, using the dolphins own language, called the dolphin codes gas
which is also a book just all written up soon to come up by Dan Brown. The Miami Dolphins should use a little bit of that dolphins coat, so they could score a touchdown, so they making scored touchdowns better. If I had the middle like me or they and their playing the ravens in the ravens are out there there there like well the ravens in the Baltimore. Ravens are about the size of the ravens that would be on you real Camino, Queen MU. Now these guys were also equipped with what is known as a Koonda buffer akhoond, a buffer. According to gnostic esoteric study, work, AIDS, DOT, blogspot dot com was a physical organ
okay did on the human coccyx, really part of the body. Klay does a to buffer. Do thank you for throwing it to me. I'm, I would say a the could about for what was in the coccyx and what they did was the Marion priest, scientists which may or may not have been once in the Marion Scott Solid. There's a lot of talk at the priest, Slash scientist, slash rules of lemerre you're, actually aliens, there were helping them become solid, so one thing that they did was they put a coup to buffer into their bodies? Somebody could a buffer would do. Is they knew at any point they could release their physical form and join with Nirvana joined with the ever lasting peace in Paradise? That is the spiritual realm, but a part of the what they had to do in order to reach them up to the level philosophically and spiritually, where they needed to properly and habit this,
around, they had to meet them obsessed with your real world which would to to buffer did it was a blob you'll in you that made you like tv. They made you like that, make a circus all the other stuff. I got me like. I tunes all that kinda, it's a blinder, maybe well. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end and the muria was no different. Nice right. This was all again. Lemurs are everywhere Terry. The gnome is up inside of a big like weird amenable like character, trying to follow up. There's a lot. I still use little mermaid, but I imagine it all. Just sounds like the little mermaid just like fun and dancing and share it with the problem is: is that with the Kuna buffers it got him two into the fucking physical stuff that they liked it real goods and that's why you punish them in the end? Well, that's one theory as to why things ended, and there are plenty of dictionaries
as to how and why the entire continent of Lemuria disappeared forever, but most of them have to do for the minorities biggest rival. Atlantis of it is like the rich kids camp right back. It came technically fat. Kid can't more fun, I'm gonna say always yeah. The Lemuria was in the Pacific West Side and it all mantis was in the Atlantic. Esat Tupac versus Biggie. I still on since the beginning, and even today there are Atlantis people, an Lemuria people and they absolutely hate each other and bill. Anderson Lemuria divide is for people that are broken.
That can't, and it's really just about what you. If you look up blue muria tales, you get a budget. We will set a plate is the source of the property, which is the reason why the destruction of the near happen. If you say Atlantis Tape, failed, fables and tails, it says the Mir is the source of the problem. All they cared about was empty. We are guys saying well any rate. The general consensus of the Lemuria side is that the lower Marian's wanted to leave the primitive races of men that we're developing alone without any side. This was about twenty five thousand years ago, but the did generate the Atlanteans while markets, I'm not calling that that's from the greater picture: dot com, okay, wow yeah- There's a lot of research on this, as I say automatically, or they thought that it was their job to rule over all, as they believe themselves to be superior Atlantis knows best if you will- and it was also wrote the Atlanteans.
We're dealing in human slaves. Well, they were using them for work at the time that we know here. Do you think they use it for him and they were passed them? It's really hard to say, because it's not really slavery. If you really truly are of aleutian Ereli Past, like it's not like humans, citing you are here, and here we have Henry Zebrowski he's on the Olympic. What's he playing a role, he's playing the slippery slope, let's see here and there he goes down the slippery's gold medal winner, Henry Zebrowski, going down so in Lemuria refused to fall in line the most evil. Organizacion ATLAS. Had the sons of Belle Isle worked with their extraterrestrial friends, who were either the reptoids, for the dino or some combination of the two to destroy Lemuria forever, and that support understand is that pleiadians for the ones mix it up with the Limerence
but the reptilians were on Atlantis there's a part of it and they're also deciding whether or not the other problem is there's a lot of talk about whether or not Lemuria in Atlantis were actually a part of the same network and if they were different city states of a one giant country, or or entirely separate. That's your Minneapolis Saint Paul analogy, yes yeah, but Minneapolis and Saint Paul. If there was an entire continent in between the two Minnesota is well the it land teens and the retinoids accomplish the destruction of the Me Oria using the moon, God dammit, specifically they accomplished as using earth. Second moon as F time Earth had two moons Malbec know Malbec something totally different. Malbec was a planet in the solar system that was destroyed. Twin is now is now the asteroid belt. Well, this episode is making me want to drink some
I'll. Tell you about a lion joke. Are more wine listeners there, so what the Atlanteans did assisted by their alien friends, was first to pull the moon into our atmosphere above Lemuria, but they did it at night when everyone was asleep. But that's when the moon is awake yeah, but that's what it's there. That's where you can get it easily, like there's a lasso involved in this story. I think I read a fiction of fictional children's book back in the day, it's magnets and they were so once moon two was in the right position. Plan. Teens blew it up raining moon chunks, all over That's how you feel
right. So the ensuing earthquakes caused by these moon chunks, ignited Lumeria's, underground gas fields which cause more earthquakes in volcano eruptions and so on and so forth, which caused the entire continent to sink into the pacific or Indian Ocean, depending on what you believe, which is interesting, because that was a part of church words, actual scientific explanation for why Lemuria sunk, which is that seismic activity cause lava to reach his giant gas pockets that exploded underneath it. So that's them looping back in pseudo, and stuff into folk tales. Laughter Luminaria went down the rep towards took our other moon away and, as we know, replace it with an artificial hollow structure that still hangs in the sky. To this day, I did not know that, yes, you
so go ahead and pay any fucking attention during our hollow Moon episode. I actually don't I I feel I I put cotton balls in the headphones and it's all a lie and listen to am talk. Radio right now,
special envoy has a lot to say right into Steve Winwood. Well, there is of course, another story when it comes to the destruction of Lumeria. The other story, according to themindunleashed dot com, starts about fourteen thousand years ago. According to them, the high priest of Lumeria got privy to some information that a great cataclysm was coming, namely the great flood of your, and by about to come, I mean within the following two to three thousand years, give or take. They had plenty of time to tell everybody, which is a wedding, is interesting, but a part of it remember. Lumiere, is with a part of the idea of Lumeria. Is that it's supposed to explain why every single culture or quote unquote, every single culture has pyramids, believes in the flood tail made of the stuff. So basically said this has gone on since the very beginning. So what is the most up to date? Version of Lomira story is that these priests knew that the flood was coming, and so what they did is that Becaus.
Such peaceful air? It's such a peaceful era and perfect and hype and pass this technology wise. You like. Okay, those of us in the no need to hide all the information- that's important important, so we can survive the flight place. They had that information in with us they hit it in, humans in the cells of humans, where it could be unlocked. In my Bible, they stored a lot of it in there, my biggest Oracion lily, yeah, it's very hard for miles and miles around. Look at that. Well, I was going to say they put it up their butts, but they kinda strange way. It's in our dna instead of the more we unravel our dna is that right or my past to be unlocked through crystals, maybe AWOL, illegal, four hundred and ninety nine paywall. Ok, like a pair with Chris and there's a lot of information stored incorrectly. What part the crystals playing all this? I could
really figure that out well, there's a lot of different stuff when it comes to Crystal City is the use basalt again and they could charge it using their prayers and there's another group called the a furious group that is rubble from the late nineties. They all it was for the fifties. It goes into now I into the into the into the guided tour time it's very they put their hands on the crystals and their goal tell me about Eminem the momentum going home in the minimum in it, and then they put the information in the crystals in the car. All rights we gonna find the crystal. There was a maybe the rest Gulf. Oh don't even get it started. Talking about the crystal skulls also play a part in this. They do yeah. They do. We just didn't get ruined yet there's a lot of stuff that doesn't get into this that we couldn't cram into this episode. 'cause, it's already longer. It should be five minutes long. If that's story will hurry up. It didn't exist, everybody could
and so what you have to do is put stuff into a lit up. Feelin yeah fill it up there. It is so, according to the mind, unleashed com, an many other sources, the Lemurians went underground, waited out. The flood then emerged again and that's where native Americans come from very interesting, though, because I was thinking chief, open chunks would be a fun name, it would really be fun. Chief moon chunks would be a lot of fun, but cheap moon chunks has been dabbling too hard and yield piece of pipe, and he can tell we can't run the meetings like. Are you serious, really just social media? Well, LA mirianconnection dot com takes it in a different direction. They say that when the flood was imminent, the Lumerians petition Shamballa the less of the Agharta network permission I'll do this, for you guys Jim Bolla, the lesser of the Garth. This is just that. If it is, you got me some bomb about to jump out of a mess on,
but I would say it is better than my friend Shambala the fatter, hi. I think I would take it well. Did you have heard the was petition by the Lemuria and to build a city under Mount Shasta in California, so they can escape the big flood that was coming remember during all this time right Bill Marian's are sort of a very like Democrats, the believe in big government. They believe in the concept of a lot of bureaucratic red tape. So you got talked to a lot of people. Prefer you get permission to build eight of fifty may shouldn't they have different over. I it's a it's at a vibration that we can't see on the mountain you gotta get. Let me actually. This is one of those. It was more like a coop board type of thing. Okay, life is so they because they had to petition both the Agharta Network and the Galactic Federation of planets. But you know they could gain admission to the underground tunnel. I think there's too much bureaucracy there's too much red tape, but when it comes to building another nation,
or world. Let's talk to people, let's, let's get a consensus which colleges, but you know, then we can go forward. You know, let's keep everyone in the know. If they had approved the fact that they were not going to commit war at all, they couldn't be aggressive at all and then some I don't know we did a lot of there's a lot of yadda yadda yadda, where they proved it and then they manage it, and then they were allowed to build a fake real city underground at Mount Shasta and that city that they constructed was called Talos and they built that city using their mastery of energy, sound vibration and crystals
no Irish, no irish easy. The talus was already to go by the time the flood came with room for only about two hundred thousand of Lemuria sixty three million people making it kind of like alternative to that. We covered in the Bill Cooper episode, but even then only twenty five thousand made it down. Apparently, the entire continent of Lemuria Sink overnight, with most lumerians sleeping through the whole thing see, even though they had three thousand years to prepare it still happened just a teensy bit earlier than they thought so three thousand years of pre production, and still those shapes or just be like, oh who, busy day at work there, building this little world. I got everything. Oh shit, I got an extra cork.
My pocket. I wonder what I was supposed to do with this cork. Meanwhile, just a small, oh man, slowly floods, but as the continent went down, the priest left behind did their best to calm their people. They strategically posted up small groups of themselves around the continent and, like the musicians on the Titanic, saying one last song as the ship went down, that song has traveled down through the Millenia in is still sung today You know it better as Auld Lang, Syne the priests and the musicians that accompanied them saying the old, holiday classic until the water filled them out making it last song ever heard on the continent of Lemuria, but be assured the power of that song
Well someday return, as said on, the limb Uryan connection, dot com quote here this well in your heart, my friend, these next couple sentences before our beloved plumeria sink completely. It was prophesied that one day and some thought distant future. Many of us will gather again as a group and sing this song again with the absolute knowing miss that the earths victory is won. There will be a man named Dick Clark. Each year will sing this song and we will know that we are true.
Little ITALY. Dick Clark Miss when he was watching the ball drop a well. How old Lang Syne got to present day is because the druids were a part of the limb, Uryan people, and so the drew kept the song going throughout the years. They gave it to the Irish and they say yeah yeah, they saying they get drunk and they sing in a pug and they got lucky sticks weird little shorts and they love it great people and, according to a Spirit guide from the seventh dimension, named Kirael, who communicates through a guy named Fred, who runs monthly long distance healing workshops at Carael com? You can hear all Lang Syne however, you want, he said quote. If you want to hear that song just pick up a he put it to your ears and listen to it? You will hear God Sol
When your Lumeria Tenergy is raised to its apex, you won't need a crystal in here. That's all. I got this thing at spa, Have you heard of Spotify? What and play Doh Dragon ship? there goes my memberships, but there's also. It sounds like a lot of times, they're trying to keep this up because they're selling various books and classes and meditation classes in different paraphernalia in order to Uh give people with no skills Karere, because you have. Like Aurelia. Louise Jones surrounds Mount Shasta Light publishing. She has several books. Like the Talos Low wrote it's called the book of Taylor. She know everything mitigates against any website that puts up Pdfs or versions of her book or any informations. Yes and you'll see them, publish it, and then everyone is profusely apologizes to Mount Shasta
publishing about how like, because she said. Basically, I'm going to sue you into the ground. If you give people more books for free, Omae Stewart zoom right into Lemuria, yeah, it seems yeah, it seems not very luminary and of her one of those other people is Amber, Wolf Phd who can be found that Amber wealth Phd dot com. Is she a PA? I don't know okay, it's in website, alright, it's better website and if she did in fact go to twelve years of school to be a Phd in Horsh it. She deserves that degree and should put it in the url website. Her website she's a Phd Amber, also goes as Malaja quote. Last limb, Uryan Estes, I'm. Actually it's the last memory and doctor Priestess Amber's racket is to convince people that they are in fact already let lemurian, but that can only be unlocked using her products and service
This is what she writes on her website. If you wonder both the idler question is answered in the asking. Not everyone asked that question. There are millions of people who have no playing of any past lives, never mind lives as specific as Lemurian turn your question into an empowered statement. I was, and you have a profound opportunity to explore the richness of your the Marion other words, you wouldn't be asking if the answer wasn't already there waiting, my lumiere and, of course, old soul. Man, do you want a powerful vacuum that really sucks up all the
yeah! Then you might be in Amway. Customer isn't that brilliant just say I will buy a powerful vacuum that sucks up all the dust. People are very scared right now and very sad, and it's very comforting to hear you. Media tly belong to a group It's not like the Crips, where you gotta get beaten. No all you gotta do is just pay money. I mean it's like a cult but a colt light, and then you probably get your pussy eaten every once in awhile by guy named Darrell. That looks like everyone something must be going on in there. Who knows, and also it's not that expensive, like they forty. Fifty fifteen bucks you know you can buy Amber Wolf Phd is when in codes for activation card deck, which are according to website our program through the crystal lean to connect the physical points on the body where the information the STAR Temple sword, waiting to evoke akashic memory. Okay,.
Yeah. That's pretty cool so complicated to your own, but luckily Amber also offers regular Lemuria encodes life activation seminars in Hawaii, where and even then that sounds really nice. It sounds really nice and it's only like fifty bucks all right. It's not huge and So if you wanna try it the next one is this December 19th from three hundred to five hundred pm? The only takes two one slash two hours: that's all this takes zip zap zap, you got it it's easy and it's part of a three day conference or seven day extended, retreat called returned to the Nuria who, let's go now. You know we just barely. I would first of all also on the beach with all these people I think yeah. I think it would be a lot of fun to go. Hang out with these people. I think they get good and drunk. I think that's a funny crowd. I there's a lot to unpack here and we skip
lot of stuff, unfortunately, which is really even sad. If you think about how much stuff it's very complicated, but I do think that it's important to question the beginning. There is a pretty history there, a lot of stuff how to remember that this is all the Silmarillion right of the planet earth. All of this is the pre story before the actual ancient alien story of Samaria. So all of this is just stuff- that's cool to know. It's like! Oh you, like ancient aliens. Then you better read it's like Amazon recommendation, of of stuff to read further that cannot choose you and then you put your affect cool to know you know, it's not like rock and roll history, or you know, you're, not learning a lot about like uh. If you want to bang out anyway
then or man alone, in an Applebee's bar in Sacramento, Ca United, do it ever tising one dollar, long, island, iced, teas every Friday in December, so we're just waiting for a lawsuit, whatever brilliant general manager came up with that disgusting idea. But yes, is that world that this after three dollars worth of long island, iced teas? Maybe this conversation work, so there has to be a limit. There has to be a. It cannot be unlimited. One dollar long, island customer show insider sells nearest right now to be learned. You just got it just go Omaha I tell you: I saw dinosaur the other day and was even fucking there I thought dollars. Spent at apple is that is how drunk you can get all rights are we are. We are we don't limit here for now, but will come back to the subject. I I I we're, I think we're done with America for ever and ever yeah
yeah we're done with popular mirror. Yeah we're absolutely done. I don't want to ever read anything about me ever again, because I come up with this idea for the show. I don't wanna do this. If I did, I think, that's enough, it's kind of fun yeah. It's got it's kind of fun, it is fun, but we didn't get to the pre earth giants. We didn't get to space Jews, there's a lot of stuff in there, because technically we could do Atlantis. Atlantis has a whole other subset of bullshit that technically takes place after Lemuria, alright yeah, we didn't even get no like that. What happened why the destruction of the muria is related to the destruction of Atlantis? This is what I'm saying: we've got to do another I'm like eight. You know that the eight sectors of Atlantis and how they didn't distribute the limb, your in preschool. Rightly. This is a whole other level. Four should too, and it connects to Scientology there's a lot of stuff. That's in there too. So are you just
you look it up, you can research it and put it in your heads for a little bit but yeah. I just wanted one more science fact: if you put air in sand it moves What are you going to saw that on Reddit a couple days ago? They did yes, I did yes, person said now he just watching this weird. It was so cool awesome got it girl get up. There makes a pearl somewhere yeah yeah order those big sand, worms from dude yet filled with beer or korea. Cork it up. You don't want to get any you know, but anyway, alright. Well, episode very fun stuff. What do we want to do? We want to thank everyone for Patriot, of course, yeah. Thank you Much for everyone that gave you a patriot, dot com, slash podcast, on the left. If you want to contribute to the show, we appreciate each and everyone of you that they gave, no matter how much or how little? Thank you so much. We absolutely appreciate. We love you with all of our hearts and also in the
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