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Episode 386: The Most Haunted House In England Part I - The BGEC Boys

2019-10-11 | 🔗

On the first of a two part series, we kick off Halloween with a good old-fashioned ghost story concerning the most haunted house in all of England: Borley Rectory! Join us as we discuss all the hits, from the Phantom Nun to Old Amos, including the family that kicked off the whole shebang, the Bulls. 

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hey what's up everyone this is the last podcast on the left i am ben staring at the beautiful grill of mochis hello hello my beautiful grill and of course we have ghost crap henry surprise me ok so this might go scrap boys oh yeah right that's my ghost voice which i could possibly use yeah like today's episode which is super spooky 'cause we're heading to the halloween season ok or do i use my scale invoice for the rest of the day ok let's see you wanna hear it yes yeah that's all i forgot when i don't do the learning this is what it goes moments where if we were a
a visual medium people would have really enjoyed to see the shattering of henry's teeth clacking up and down you know what's the scariest thing of all besides ghosts residual hauntings or intelligent or otherwise it says you're balding you can really feel drips of sweat go to the last stocks of hair on the top of your skull like it's like it's the movie ants and you can feel like woody allen just running between all of the things that look like giant trees to him yes indeed alright everyone so why we talking about ghosts and i'll tell you why because today's topic this is the most haunted houses in the history of haunted oh absolutely and we were talking about it's a funny name so get ready for it borley rectory part one it is just that funny to you but i will say we heard last podcast on the left we have matured
we boys so yeah i mean in our way yeah why don't we head toward we've gotten older some of us have gotten married some of us will get divorced yeah but what i think is important is that we know now that we are going to carefully and educational in in in mature early decide when we will do rector damn near killed are interesting yeah that's very we have matured did the two of you work on your record damn near killed or jokes like i asked you too henry and i have a brother mind melt when it comes to thirteen year old senses of humor so it'll it'll find itself it'll flip will often called the most haunted house in all of england borley rectory was a large hideous red brick thomas all about sixty miles ne of london that was home to dozens if not hundreds of ghost sightings dating back to the mid 19th century you say hideous i say if you rub your bucket woman
if you're one of those scone orphans that was all full of england was just chock of in the 19th century who would loved being anywhere inside of the board perhaps it also seems like a kind of place where it's like what's on the cafeteria menu a cafeteria person again i love that thank you the most beautiful i never received in my life and i should know because i'm blind i am happy you think i'm attractive because today today i put oh i thought it was saffron now to address you skeptics right up top we will grant that a certain amount of the fund i'm going to observed and recorded over the years at borley rectory has proved to be bogus admittedly some of the more famous poltergeist incidents were either fake or exaggerated by certain investigators while did very poor
while other incidents where the product of the potentially disturbed mind of one denison in particular see what it really comes down to brass tacks the investigation of borley rectory fell into the most common of all paranormal investigative traps virginity it always gets in the way of the intrepid paranormal investigator ok what happened here is that investigators juiced the story to paint a fuller picture because they needed to be right paranormal investigators want more than anything is to break the definitive case that proves once and for all that the paranormal is real it's pure baby yeah it's going all you gonna get the tonight show james court show you can sit near rita hamburgers with tj oh no i don't even know the name of the new singers with these guys want this story that will earn their place in the history books as the purse
you change the way everyone thinks about everything of course but in doing this they forget that it's supposed to be a team effort that everyone is supposed to contribute their part to a cumulative body of work and that their attempts to juice the story only gives the skeptics good then to discount the entire event you know really i'm gonna have to do some push back ok because there's been a lot not a bad thing said about flim flam man i'm going mostly flim flam men in the past because people want to unload defended proof my own numbers i want graphs people want cage with go we want they wanted see the thing but they're searching for fucking farts in the wind my friend flim flam men make
these stories real they are an essential part of the paranormal world and i will submit that it isn't nerds duty they want these factoids nailed down their jobs or to properly designate and assign and direct the powers of the flim flam man you can keep your phone for a man on a leash you do all right but also let's not for get the great flimflam women the fox sisters that's true you're fantastic and rosie o'donnell who told her she was nice for fifteen years and now see i was the greatest trick the devil ever pulled steadily duke and she had this koosh balls i remember covered in her fucking pussy juice i don't know that i don't think that happened but i would stick to the audience is not right this is important so we're gonna there's one specific flim flam man in this whole story that i'm basically referring to his hairy price who to me one of the bravest jk simmons look alike said his ever existed he's got a big old pipes he's got big old hat and he lied
it's hard to meet borley rectory something famous we gotta wait gotta wake up it just came to me well that's the thing about borley rectory in particular even without the doobie this incidents there are still well over one hundred ghostly encounters witnessed at orly rectory over the last one hundred and fifty odd years he didn't need to juice it he didn't need to make shut up you gotta have because the problem with the flim flam man hand the nerds is that nerds are not able to control flim flam men you gotta have a guy in the middle yeah absolutely need a pool more deep the paranormal world a true leader the more deep the desert mouse one who makes his own water he's talking about doing again oh this who the hell is paul moody did the first male bene gesserit that is the only way that you could possibly can
find the power of the nerd which is knowing how pro protractors work and the power of one plan ma'am which is understanding you got a little wink couple sparkle gonna put love on that hand 'cause your knuckles my friend are kind of ugly oh my goodness technically ben you with that guy i'm the nerd henrys the flim flam man in your the modi i've always said i'm odibe i've always said that i'm at i love dune i love what are stupid that's nice to know well genuine paranormal activity did take place at borley rectory and ever since the rectory burnt i'm in the 30s the activity was so strong that it just moved across the road to the nearby church you don't know where i could properly describe borley rectory as we go through the family that originally lived there it's haunted mansion yeah so much she was happening inside of his rectory that it was just you it is
they were watching goes like they're watching tv in back when the name have tv so that's probably tv guide invented but some scientists watching a bunch of ghosts and he said what if i put that little box sometimes put a woman in bikini in there like a fucking pull it at it ok he just called and stupid that means you won the argument when the person like yours you always understand you always other people decry maternity nothing about this for years but really it's the residual hauntings and borley rectory that make the most compelling tales because most of the poltergeist material did in fact come when the occupants were less than reliable but before we get
into this story completely it might be important once again to remind everyone of the difference between residual hauntings an intelligent hauntings because borley rectory is one of those rare cases where both are present residual hauntings or what you might call echoes of the past mindless representations of people or events that have left some sort of impression on the physical world a good example of this would be the green lady the story goes that in the late 1700s a man named simon lutrelle who happened to be the sheriff of dublin had an affair with a fishamble street madam named darche kelly and she's like your god i feel my god with him twice because we got is is deep is a way simon the trucks like say your hair hermes he was very very good you know hey you have resembled mister
never misses a chance to do what it is great character voice kelly's soon became swollen with child but when the sheriff refused to acknowledge the child or give financial support darche kelly threatened to expose the affair so in the style of the time the sheriff used our key of being a witch no before long dark e kelly found herself partially hanged and burned at the stake while according to the legend the baby was murdered as a part of an elaborate satanic ritual at the ledger dairy hellfire club man that's a cool last story that one day will do an entire episode on the hellfire club unfortunately is another one of those myth busting episodes where you just find out about you bunch of
kind of fun guys sucking dick in a hotel little double would call it like like like like cheek boys or like like cock throat sore maybe hellfire mix that sounds good that sounds good because my whole thing was just going to be saying like bunch of guys eating com but i guess we can make it up bunch of guys eating tom said it's a to get boys well ever since the execution a glowing green dark e kelly can be seen just through the ancient city gate walking down a long wide steps outside of saint out owens church trying to find the old underground tunnel that would lead her back to fishamble st cool marcus do you member when we were there yeah that's it weird now a bunch of kids like painted a bunch of dragons on the steps so it's not quite as spooky
but it's cool it's got to be sad that she has to go back cheap even as a ghost she was going back to being a fish sample street malam yeah she didn't have to go just go to like beautician school well maybe she enjoyed being a fishamble street map that's possible and just imagine being one of her favorite johns and all of a sudden you're like what is that feeling where my cock free p she promised the freebie i got the number ten in my punch card will residual hauntings aren't just visual residuals can play with all of the sense from touch to sound to smell one might hear the laughter of a child with no children are present smell the perfume of a woman long dead or feel the brush of a body when no one is near if only if only it was
simple for calling for me because i am the gill good the hell i dad yeah i did get that i do the master of the walk in master class that is movies the movie joker has a really you've read you've really changed as a performer i know we size twenty when and they have makeup on isn't it frightening see in theory residual hauntings are bits of some sort of unknown focused energy without consciousness that somehow reappear from time to time for no scientific reason that we can yet discern there's some people that say it could be your brain's reaction to electromagnetism 'cause they say a lot of times in normal hot spots there are fluctuations an electromagnetic activity whatever the hell that means they also say it's possibly
brain dealing with low frequency sounds your brain can accidentally infer low frequency sounds as visual and auditory hallucinations that's possible or it's some kind of wiggity version of bell's theorem if you want to go ahead and read yourself i don't know if you've done your morning ritual of eating inedible and reading a couple of robert anton wilson essays but if you want to just stop the podcast and do that then maybe you can understand that whatever once was there was will always be there and anything that which is anything physically will forever have an impression of that physical touch staying over a very cool on on the other side of the ghost spectrum you've got intelligent hauntings aka a poltergeist these hauntings are perceived to have at least a tiny bit of cognitive ability behind although some thank including me that if the phenomena called intelligent hauntings does indeed exist the source is probably some hitherto undiscovered power of the
human mind it's period witchery possibly it comes from the period it doesn't always come from the periods it comes from the new shouting at a poor worker at a toll stop you get that men are shell right now little girl i'm sick of being scared and should i do if i was investigating poltergeists really screwed up the egg will be a chicken little girl you got to hang out because breakfast i mean i'm sick plates get broken because i'm already got back from my kia time all no i mean there's plenty of poltergeist activity where women were not present or at the very least where the person who to be the source of the poltergeist activity was mail okay so it's not to significantly magic just a woman shouting after they see the ghost this is disgusting but or just a woman shouting said i'm dry
so you you are sexist and resume browsing 'cause i am driving so gross i apologize most that's why i do feel like it's inappropriate for a paranormal investigator 'cause they do have to ask i just recently re watched ghostbusters and forgot about the scene where bill murray with the library in the first thing is he answers are you meant but no matter what they are both residual an intelligent hauntings make frequent appearances in the history of borely rectory although the most compelling the most fun of which is without a doubt the phantom none oh nobody knows the true origins of the phantom none of borley rectory but we do know that while this structure is not necessarily old by european standards even the origins of the actual building site are shroud
it in mystery see this rectory was built on top of another rectory that had burned down which was itself built on top of another structure which was also built on top of what is possibly the original struck but there could be another structure underneath that which one is the dunkin donuts this isn't new jersey this is old jersey but i was actually thinking about that you know when i was thinking about one structure being built on top of another built on top of another like his you know america is so young like one day there will be a haunting that comes from i don't know a murder in a old circuit that was there two hundred three hundred years ago absolutely oh yeah did go so my rage of me working in borders sears and while still exist whatever now exist inside of those stores absolutely going on wanna stop mag
i wanna be an employee still monks from they just see a fat man in a polo like kind of meandering through i guess of the spectral form some residual haunting it's not an intelligent huntington it's a polish hunting well i mean it is in common practices especially in the druid culture they commonly would burn down your like he would take your grandparents house and level level like like in all the family would live on one spot then they would build the next house on top of that house and then they would level it when everybody that was part of that family died bury them all on top of each other and then redirect another house on top of that so there are very useful and what we learn from edinburgh is that it was the entire city that was fucking five miles underground was like five floors underneath the city so that's why the uk it seems to be filled with so many more ghosts because they're doing trilevel cemetaries ok one thing built on top of another
built on top of another it's a small country there's not a lot of room there absolutely but the thing is that so many buildings have exist in this spot over the last few hundred years that it's difficult to definitively say exactly what's been there and it's absolutely impossible to know what all has transpired in this location now one thing we i want to do here right now this let our fellow a perkins know exactly what a rectory in a rectory is where a rector lives now what the hell is a rector a this a scenario where let's say you a woman with a car or you accidentally knock a woman down an elevator shaft or off the top of the building but she lives and then why you tell the cops if they show up and well unfortunately
i rector i damn your killer here is a priest or a foreign minister in this case yeah in the case of orally it was the home of a local reverend oh so the the name of the man was borle no well the name of the area the name of the town was barley ok it's going to be bullies rector no no rectory know poorly record like you would say like i don't know new york church you know yeah of course tell me three times long before arrector came calling legend has it that the may have been home to a monastery and the legend of that monastery inspire multiple tales of woe betrayal and of course mirror mirror yeah most of the stories involve
sing this legendary monastery involved the familiar trope of a nun from a nearby konvent falling in love with the monastery monk and none in the monk a loping with tragic consequences in one version they escaped with the aid of another monk but once they got away the two lovers spot in the woods and the monk strangled the nun to death which earned both the monk and his buddy about headaches i i'm just being a fucking wing man here bro i'm just trying to get my buddies sucking dicks like and i'm getting murdered here do that supposed to be killing this not i thought you guys had a love for the aging after all they went through they found out that in like each other they just hit he strangled her at the after a quarrel that doesn't ever say the quarrel is but they just said that they quarreled in the woods and he strangled to death oh my goodness think about how the hell with some saying that would be you know i mean you're just finally ran away you got the middle your head shave with that weird kind of like friar tuck haircut you
never even seen your girlfriends body yet and you're so excited that maybe we're going to make this happen right you guys are trudging through the forest and then she has the audacity to say that she doesn't like rush we just we're just getting to know each other sorry you don't like tom sawyer is that what you're telling me i'm just not big into prog i think it's like nerd rock that's like old it's corn can you see our at the top of my head my goodness another more tragic version of the tale all three of them were caught by the monks at the monastery while the two men were quickly by headed for abandoning their oaths the nun was buried alive oh my like literally what do they say be like are you guys trying to have straight
metro sexual sex i don't think so we only have sex with children here as you know but the most terrifying story of the mall says that the lovers were caught in the monk was hanged while the nun herself was bricked up in the monastery walls and died screen ng for mercy as the months silently listened to them okay which obviously i think the answer is to be hanged or beheaded as opposed to buried live or or bricked oh yeah right yeah now here's the fun question ask your significant other as caroline this earlier today would you rather i strangled you to death or would you rather watch me get beheaded and then you get buried alive oh that is tough yeah she chose strangler to death in a really yeah
an offshoot of what you guys are already doing very interesting now as far as we know that it's never been a monastery on the site of borley rectory nor has there ever been a monastery in the area nor has there ever been a nunnery nearby the only definitive link between the nuns and barley was that while gnome there areas are nunneries existed there the land was once owned by the barking monastery the barking monastery the barking monastery ok soon to be the plot of air bud what's that what's that here but there's a pedophile ring inside the monastery doby kredible the air bud monk is he tells on he sees the air bud monk the little dog monk he's been invited me or the monastery because he was left at the steps of the church whenever jesus christ your showed him he go and they're like hopefully not yelling at it hopefully
this means he likes it and then air bud walks into the head of the monastery looking for some bones right and he said he's had a erector given it to the bellboy we've got ourselves a mystery go to the reporters yeah it's go to a dog reporter that understands what he's saying but yeah durst and i think it's great in air bud gets x pop you medicated x propagated deserve that from north lane this episode is brought to you by square space from online stores and websites to analytics and marketing tool square space is the all in one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business no matter what you want a website for square space can help need a website schedule your covens get togethers squarespace has beautiful templates created by world class designers and their free and secure hosting with nothing patch or upgrade ever makes it easy for anyone to have a website no matter how tech you are
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that a young nun named marie liar drawn away from her convent in france by a man with the last name of wall degrave wall de grafa told the young nun that if only she came to live with him and borle he would make her his wife but by the time the nun arrived in borle anticipating the forsaken of her vows waldegrave had found a much more profitable marriage to pursue another none was heartbroken but she also had nowhere else to go 'cause she'd already resigned from her post so she refused to leave borle and tried forcing waldegrave into keeping his promise instead waldegrave strangled the lovesick young nun and through the body in the well across the road from borley church and it was on that very same spot that borley rectory was built years afterward as a result of the betrayal the nun wanders the grounds to
day seeking the christian burial which she was so cruelly denied what the hell is that england all the nuns going on here i mean nuns nuns were expendable at the time which is unfortunate i mean they still are but specially at the time no i mean you can't be strangled all the numbers still people there still is no i'm people have you guys back at the two of you have a thing against christian i don't i don't aren't people no i didn't say that no i didn't the closest what he wants to be a priest also i went to scab looks cool i you could even get you hands around the throats they were built to survive attack i only believes that the do nuns get kind of take it out of the herd there slowly until it breeds bigger stronger nuts and my sister susan literally edward sister bundy and she was born she was big bundy no fun
she was no funding but this is a lot a lot of these stories so as will go a lot of these movies were essentia lee not put together by investigators they've been kind of room words that have been around borley rectory forever legends like the phantom none itself there's a lot of people even talking about whether or not it even really is a nun they see a shrouded woman they don't know if it's a nun a lot of times harry price the investigator that would end up making borley rectory super famous he was obsessed with creating a very specific origin story for the hauntings happening at the rector but it might just be this is just shit that's been there literally forever but there's yet one more all that has nothing to do with the none at all which might speak towards the shrouded figure theory it has also been said that shortly after the rectory was built a young girl was seen cleaning to
the window of what came to be known as the blue room the young girl screamed and screamed until finally she fell to her death and it's possible that it is her spirit which roams the grounds however one thing about that the blue room doesn't have have a wind a self ridicule show me a window sill is brown the room is called the blue room with but no matter what happened by the time the reverend henry bowl had the rectory in question built in eighteen sixty two the first sighting of a ghostly none had already been reported on the grounds twenty years previous in eighteen forty three and it would be the ball family who would propagate the story of the phantom non for decades to come no one of the things pointed out by skeptics and brushed under the rug by believers about the reverend henry bowl is that he died of tertiary self
about thirty years after building directory what is tertiary tertiary means the very end of it like it's just you die like you just die of syphilis tertiary meaning outside you can see it look like a beef tip you become which is crazy sour meat yeah pretty much yeah yeah it's a horrible horrible day that's not a good way to go yeah but some of the skeptics say like he was just hallucinate ing the whole time and uh huh loosen those hallucinations carried over into his family but an also they are you know the believers like they do not mention it really at all they don't like to talk about how henry bull died they just say he died well that's dr that's a doctor patient privilege now they should should we be to yeah i think we are already yeah we're portraying the legacy of henry bowl when we really should just be safe
henri paul like to fuck i mean it's really he died of a funct like malady could be i mean it's it's amazing he was able to find all those ghosts even even with suffering from syphilis well i think that both sides are wrong long in pointing it out or in sweeping it under the rug i mean i really don't think has anything to do with anything hallucinations might have been a part of him reese later years the hauntings experienced by the ball family occurred before the simplest really kicked down and they continued after henry's disgusting death soon she is far as the phantom known goes she's most often seen walking outside in the garden in fact she was seen so often the path with the sightings tend to happen is still called the nuns walk no we don't know exactly when the sightings of the non began for the ball family but we do know that they came so are
often that the reverend bricked up the dining room window in one thousand eight hundred and seventy five specifically because the nun was seen so frequently if we look at the snow really mad because i feel like he been seen in the non after a while it just looks like a nun walking seems like roar michael fine young and then she'd look smile and wink he's like oh flirting wonderful i and then search realize it's a ghost eventually the nun gets sexier insects here and it starts becoming like remember the fantasy that chest chevy chase has of course yeah in national lampoon's christmas vacation scores which certificate fat juicy seen it is nuns out there just calling don't know know know know know know
and he just starts screaming oh it broke up this window flirt with me in front of my beautiful wife shape like a spiral yeah i mean really that's ridiculous dinner is her flirting you can't be flirting to breakfast no way too early for that now this seems to imply that henry bowl was losing his mind from selfless i think the explanation here is far more domestic i think henry bulb bricked up the window to keep the sightings of the nun from distracting kids at dinner time makes sense this is this is really true yeah i don't i i can't really i can't stress this enough the ghost sightings that happen immediately at borley rectory were off the fucking chain they were happening all the time they talked about this shit as if they were roommates the the different phantoms specifically the phantom none and so while they would go and watch it became such a part of the family that it literally be like air is in an again
because they were walking through like it was this shadow that just live with them but i think it's important to see that they weren't threatened by it no i didn't feel scared it was just this kind of fact about there firehouse nuns just hanging out with the reason why i say that they weren't afraid of it and why this and why you know this problem was more domestic than anything because henry bowl also built a summer house that had a place in it specifically for watching the phantom none early in the morning as an almost meta we have commune with the spirit world oh and it wasn't just the bowl
family who saw the none during this time either a friend of henry bolls named p shaw jeffrey also said he saw the nun several times but concerning peesha his most important contribution to the story is actually of the intelligent haunting variety and this is one of the very very few intelligent hauntings that happened during this time period p shaw said that during one of his visits his french to english dictionary disappeared and despite searching high and low nobody could find it a few nights later p shaw said he was awoken in the middle of the night by a sudden loud thump on the floor he let a candle and looked down and there on the floor was the missing dictionary and the dictionary
had seemingly appeared from thin air because the room or jeffrey was sleeping was in fact locked an indeed he looked up and he saw gerard depar do gerard a pardue said yes one day i will be a famous actor not just in france but in america to what is it with that to you in gerard he's funny he's wondering with steam behind the motor voter he what all about him we got big nose yeah memory peed on that flight yeah of course i remember you need you to mention gerard depar do like once a month he's a hammered weird looking frenchman but he was a sex symbol but he was like he's got he's got big swollen bad lips tiny frenchy's that weird thin frenchman her you must have smelled like a god dam cheese goat he was eating bush and fingering be for decades i don't know we can't explain it but women love gerard depar do i guess we'll concern
the reason the reason why the ghost may have taken the french dictionary could it be that the murdered french none of yesteryear attempting to learn english in order to communicate it's like the movie green card which are are jeopardy would do it maybe maybe she was will see in episode two damn it i even having a gremlin problem so my house really 'cause now i've been dealing with time timing it 'cause you know we've said again i'm goes for pellet i never seen anything paranormal i'm not close to anything paranormal but i now have several people between amber i mean as reliable as they are amber nelson jackie zebrowski several i'm coming home and have immediately said that the house is haunted that our apartment is haunted and i've had other neighbors tell us that our entire apartment complexes haunted do you think it's the john wayne gacy
painting or all of the other creepy kooky spooky things that you have in your house like the bigfoot thing it is interesting because it's true right i have want to chair like i had a chair that i bought from a antique store that they said they couldn't sell because people kept bringing it back it was seeing that was this chair that they have that they said that we had bad juju and i bought it because it's cheap and then i the real life full of cheese goblin for mandy from the actual original pole that sits in that chair all day okay but all right my remote controls keep go missing my bill would miss and that was all my paint it went missing right now people say heavy smoke a lot of weed nobody so not just the weed i was actually going to talk about the cups of whiskey you drink at night and you call it you call it you're at home drink so that you can say i had one drink but you're filling up thirty two ounce old mcdonald plastic cup
yeah it was senator fingers in my home yes but in my home so it's not out called technically that is actually yeah that is totally the opposite yeah drinking public right ring at home alone and so but i but natalie's not like that now is not an alcoholic or a stoner so she noticing things been going missing all the time i'm so i have a gram of my house jackie says that there is a ghost living in our old upstairs balcony which i've never seen people say they feel like they're being watched my apartment i don't think it's the cameras they put in there because they can't see those cameras and the rest of is the only like you but then eddie then did blame it that i put a demon in a haunted chair but what i did was is that i put a joint out and bunch of coins in front of the cheddar goblin and i found the remote control
there you go all right but i built this god encounters with the paranoia all seem to be a bit of a family tradition when it came to the bolts in nineteen seventy a diary was discovered in a junk shop in nearby sudbury written by caroline bowl known as dodi to the family this diary written window d was twenty one covers a ten month period between one thousand eight hundred and eighty four and one thousand eight hundred and eighty five and details the social engagements in events that made up the lives of the bowl sisters but one entry in particular written is almost a casual afterthought suggests that at least one of the ball sisters was practiced in the paranormal it read quote october a it ranged are tried chair moving in the evening i'm need a chair walk all over the room and answer questions some of which were quite roy are arrested
given friend of marion it said twenty five which was quite right it is great phone and i seem to have a great deal of electricity in maine as i can make it work quite fast father came home by the six hundred and ten train from bury mam did you have sex with this chair it made me horny officer and my my question for you is do i make you only really man you're going to be going around it doesn't matter really going to quit movies doesn't come up with over three hundred years that erector ma'am turned into a longshoreman well some of the other girls in the bowl family personally reported strange goings on as well ethel bowl said that she would wake up in the middle of the night to see an old man wearing dark old fashioned clothes and a tall hat silently standing next to her bed and just weather
to unfurl his penis from his zipper why don't you just come with me we told you you have to leave one body part behind because you don't want to lose the places you want anything now i'm sorry you don't have it you can't get it do you do have it you can't get your penus back this is a damn cock rectory and the bull families employees experience paranormal activity as well although they did not share the cavalier attitude that the bulls seemed to have towards their ghost
companions in one thousand eight hundred and eighty six a nursemaid reported that she had been in the bull household for about two weeks when she was suddenly awakened in the middle of the night by the sounds of heavy slippered footsteps the footsteps got louder and louder but once the steps seemed to be right outside her door they stopped no one entered but no one walked away either the nurse made left two weeks later because the place was so in her words more years so yeah the final days of a playboy model at at the playboy mansion just they just here hugh hefner cleared sliding is that you fit the data going going the whole house is covered in carpet i can't hear anything i was listening to more foot stuff i was listening to more footage of paranormal like ghost hunters
in borley rectory or the area for the now they just go camp yeah that may have church across the street so they'll go and that it it's real noisy again there old these are obviously old structures so they do tend to make noises but the stuff there here it's kind of crazy it is the kind of stuff you read about for years and years and years it's the thumps and moans and like phantom door closing this big it borley rectory are you here like like it's a fucking halloween sound effects album cool that's happening but you're not hearing it presently it just shows up on recordings so now they got a lot folks out there at the rectory hanging out really doing investigations do you think that means do you think that makes it more haunted or less haunted you know do you think that because there's so many folks out we're really focusing all their energy on you know wanted to see a ghost do you think that trick
did you think this goes through like come on guys you know in been doing this all we've been doing this for three hundred years give us a break once the observation affect you know some people say that but simply by observing something you change the nature of it so i completely believe that and i don't think ghosts are here for us i don't think of whatever goes are i think especially residual hauntings this is some is one of those science questions that will one day be answered that we don't know what well this is i think there is some form of natural explanation of it is but for some reason the scope of our attention seems to destroy it they can't get definitive proof of it because every single time they do they come back with nothing or stuff that's very something like low stakes but with the all say when i fully believe is it the paranormals a personal experience yeah an between new your it is something about the mix of your consciousness with either the collective unconscious mix with
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rumors that seem to support this it's not that henry bowl also impregnated a maid named katie borum who worked in the rectory kitchen and the girl died soon after i was a real governator you reference call schwarzenegger way too much that's the thing that's what i was thinking earlier is that it's only going to be a matter there's gerard depar do an arnold schwarzenegger having sex with the maid that i don't know but it is such a wonderful story for that made yeah i think it's just such an incredible dream that came true for her and i wish that something equivalent could have happened to me back in the day when i was young and impressionable uh i think you mentioned it twice in the mormonism series alone weird yeah i don't know why i don't know i don't know it's ok it's ok well one story goes that katie in the labor in the rectory kitchen on easter sunday one thousand eight hundred and eighty eight and she died there along with the child oh my goodness
that's that is sad for easter sunday yeah for the for one of the cooks to dive after your husband is impregnated her yeah absolutely man will get the ham that only the affair revealed but goes all of the tapestries there goes the lamb there we're almost in hand
season again where i can finally buy a whole ham at the at the grocery store you know we don't live in north korea right you again by a fulham like any day yeah but it's at my local grocery store this sum about going to the local grocery store and getting a whole ham and carrying it home and all that we want to walk like you're the violator from spawn this is his bob cratchit moments where he takes a big silver coin and he goes with he can get a little local cripple boy to sit on his shoulder he sing a song about christmas damn it comes he takes it home no bag with three handed ham down the street who like i'll take the ham but could you take the plastic off of it before i carry it with my bare hands down the street what we do actually know that katie borum was trade in sudbury in one thousand eight hundred and eighty eight but others think without evidence that henry bowl to keep the whole affair a secret committed murder murder either giving into the darkness
hourly rectory or adding to the misery and pain already present but at any rate when henry bolsa syphilitic finally up and died his son harry took over as rector for barley and many of hairy sisters continued living there with both him and their mother yep so in this case it's correct i killed her i actually did kill her and the joke is evolving the joke is changing if i do like how this came like a really depressing haunted mansion version of king of queens and the thing is the activity seemed we get stronger after henry bowl died on july twenty eight one thousand nine hundred the bull sisters were returning to the rectory from a small local party just see
picking out their grundles just order that was his sister bowl that sister bullet was pretty good time wasn't as they approach the house ethel freda anne mabel all saw the figure of a nun dressed in black with their head bowed gliding along the nuns walk thinking that maybe they all hallucinating one of the girls ran into the house and grabbed duty to make sure she saw it to a duty it was just a nun out on a walk maybe the numbers collecting for charity but when dodi approached the figure the nun completely vanished guenter was your plan ray not to the reverend harry bull all this was absolutely fascinating having shared father's keen interest in the paranormal hairy bowl never had
the slightest problem with any of the ghosts at borley rectory and was actually a member of one of britain's psychical societies you super into it see harry sounds like the cool pastor you know the guy only wear it's yeah you know jesus was the original hippie yeah man do you greens and stuff like that he also did my piercings did they hold up their hands oh i see because he was crucified is that why he did my parents 'cause you know what he because it really hurt when he was like he was screaming screaming and they flipping starve to death on a fuckin' crucifix but not it's really cool that you wear jean 'cause like about school pastor harry bull only wars clerical dress on sundays and was described by all him by all of his friends as quote perfectly normal dermal that normal guide normal gang the only odd thing about harry bull was that he could hela spectre as easily as one could hail a friend
hold on a second the description of him as a normal guy except or he can hail a ghost so you know what i'm going to say abnormal just normal night the most normal got just because she wears levi jeans how much more exciting would i be as a friend if i would have been like oh hey guys we gotta record you're right you gotta record see you soon samuel clements the real name of mark twain and mark twain just appears that could be which is freaking high five each other normal godly normal friend henry i don't totally normal yeah well everybody in town liked hairy ball he was like a local character he because he always just talked about the ghosts on the record grounds in just a matter of fact tone like yeah we got ghosts what about it it's cool and you can see him if you want i wish you would stop talking about it harry was also a cat man 'cause barley rye
i never had any less than twenty cats during his tenure they'd follow him around everywhere again questioning the perfect normal because i feel like only the recently divorced man true kat mana are your cats have become just like a you just imagine your twenty cats are just one twentieth of the woman that you used to love yeah just cut to him trying to check into a motel six ended stay with a bag that's just actively click start sir do you have cats in that bag sir because no no this is my work computer at your work sounds like cats but there were so many cats that borley rectory had a cat cemetery there you could see headboards for each and every cat names like jam sandy or rolo relive the q the i cat one through five
cat katzberg god borley rectory junior auto chronicles the cat rumpled licky that cat he was killed adolf hitler don't know that's not a cat grave is the real gray adolf hitler most to his dog adolf hitler but the bulls could have also been heaping all these dead cats on top of a centuries old plague pit oh come on yeah you moved right and come on i j rewatch that recently that is so stupid what you need is the bodies you got to move the body no it was all over the entire place is that seed the entire thing is that see their bones in the mason
little mix bones in with the masonry for years the bones of the deceased but if you want i think that this is like oh this is old time you thinking after nine hundred and eleven would never forget after obviously after eleven when they were excavating they would stop construction every time they found a fragment of a bone and i know it was to identify it by guarantee you there was also a fired like if there's one don't stuck down here this whole place is haunted so it doesn't even matter if there's one round world trade center was gonna look real nice for ghost to live in ok see during the great plague of one thousand six hundred and sixty four to one thousand six hundred and sixty five it was a tradition amongst the locals to throw the dead bodies in a big pit on the rectory sounds and before you say that this was the cause of the haunting no this is fair common in england plague victims were thrown about pretty willy nilly which is one of the reasons why it's still fairly easy to find human remains in the uk dirt
which is why marcus feel so at home there and why he loves the food so much it is extremely bizarre it is notoriously known although you know it's gotten better it's so much better but they know it is not so it's not as if you'd better for itself but it's not seasoned i used to use that salute lee season we're going to get it does along so this is for a relaxed fit episode because markets can literally taste a granule of salt in any food that's in there a single pepper yeah he can taste well i will say that i did find some good blood sausage here in the neighborhood so i'm feeling pretty good about that so happy now there's some people who say that with the experiences with the paranormal who once again hallucinations but unlike his father harry both did not have syphilis rather hairy all was a narcoleptic you'll never be as good as your father no narcolepsy does not also
have some hallucinatory properties as well what narcolepsy you just kind of fall asleep or you but you're not super tired all the time narcolepsy it's a pretty wide and varied disease or i wouldn't call it disease i guess it disorder people have different tens of narcolepsy so young people seem to be like very tired they just don't remember anything that they're doing others do just like does off immediately and some people with narcolepsy there they are just tired all the time narcolepsy is not like a one and done i actually i actually this is true i just watched a great documentary about narcolepsy it was called
deuce bigelow male gigolo at one point he goes in a date with a woman who who's naked who's nickel arctic nickel arp index canickel arctic in any way to keep her from putting her face into the soupy ties her hair to a pole so i've heard that like that documentary documentaries incredible in it was stiffed at the oscars just to see the emotional arc of a male gigolo yeah i don't like him when he went through i still funny yeah i know well hairy ball was known to doze off
the middle of meals and was found sleeping in his garden more than a few times it's a funny though but during harry's time at the rectory more than a few people outside of his family saw the nun one local name thompson said that he used to go to the rectory to play dominos with every ball but on one series of knights thompson kept getting rebuffed again and again by the sight of a non coming in and out of the house is tons of figured the rector was just busy each night got none business so he went home each night and try again the next finally on the fourth night tom managed to get to the reverend before the nun and harry asked where thompson had been all these nights when thompson said that he saw that a nun was out and about on the grounds harry responded matter of factly oh you saw the ghost don't worry she it's always around uh what what
hey i'm choose any one of these cops google parable of the evening i would say tuesday ap news all these the the molds for giving my pet i have mr2 pieces of information that is horrifying down kp doubt i haven't time for you it's done business would be about but there was one apparition that rattled even harry bull it was the only time that harry bolt said that he was a little bit afraid of one of these things one day harry thought spotted a poacher on the rectory grounds but he was only able to see the man's legs through the trees but when harry pushed through the bush is what he thought was a poacher was actually a headless apparition who scampered away disappeared when harry got too close see you soon for for for for
yeah wonder how it's let's just make gurgly sounds really i just don't think it would scamper away when it is that kind of scary yeah like the idea of it doing like fucking jack in dance from you in the bushes is scamper away making that noise that the judge do maiden who framed roger rabbit after he got flattened out that no way good noises yeah well the employees of the ball family continued being tormented by the ghost during harry's tenure as well the bowl family gardner edward cooper and his wife lived on the grounds in the rectory kottage between one thousand nine hundred and sixteen and one thousand nine hundred and twenty nine and they had their fair share of ghostly expn
variances they said that night after night they heard the sound of a dog padding around in the hallway outside of their room and the sound continued every night until it finally culminated with a fantastic crash in the kitchen but whenever cooper went to see what happened he saw that everything in the kitchen in apple pie order weird app would have been actually scarier if it was hairy bowl nude at least not yet and i'm sorry i was playing a game with my cat i was that had been set and we were having a mental tens of debt to the little was the most of it like a ghost martha do course the cooper solve the none but their most impressive siding was that of the phantom coach the coach a coach no look no not not not i don't know how to whistle challenge flag no it's not like jimmy johnson hanging around in there that's it right
that's a thirty year old sports reference you guys are doing great who's the guy from the book from the from the steelers or the mustache gorbachev yeah right randall grammar durable grammar to check build uber check bill it's mike mike tomlin is there now no the one before that the one so is the one that looks like bill the butcher mercer been told you this guys name now i actually i'm getting stuff but you know he's very very famous yeah name is eduardo peppermint it'll come to maine i'll shoot i'll shout it out and interrupt you guys but it does not like a carriage not a coach not a football coach like a care it's like a horse drawn carriage oh forget about it
on one moonlit night cooper said he was looking out of his window while getting undressed for bed when he sought to lights approaching the rectory as the lights drew nearer cooper realized that they were the lamps of an old fashioned coach to black horses pulled the carriage and two men and top hats drove it and the whole thing passed through a hedge through the our yard and across the road without making a single sound you can just see their faces it is the scene of the it is the scene of the grave digger in the haunted mansion ride i've him just him staring out the window to see this fuckin' phantom coach just like rip around the outside of their house is going to full fuck is this fucking she meanwhile you got hairy bowl just like letting cats feed off his nipple you still hear me like i can't seem to bother them
well i wish i could provide food just for my own simple modest but i guess it is another night of tuner for my poor daughter you have 'em something or cooper hollered for his wife but by the time she got to the window the coach was gone but one of the more underrated specters in my opinion at borley rectory is one both the coopers and hairy bowl saw see one night mister and mrs cooper woke up to see a black sheep in the form of a little man run around their bedroom that's blood yeah they didn't really comment on the mood of the specter they just said little man running around like bed what is it deb robson and doorknobs bed bed rock and
my brain is done that bed bed rock bet you know no yeah no i don't think we struggle i want i just want to hear what you say what words come out of knobs and door knobs no but it is a movie you sound like a man who's wandered into a joann fabrics right before closing right before closing who's been ticket jobs is because my bed knobs and my brain is split into four ways right now 'cause i'm trying to remember the name of the damn steelers coach because i know our audience knows it in there screaming inside of their key is right now do you want me to look it up no i don't want to look it up absolutely not come to maine bob euchre no it's not bob uecker broomsticks and doorknobs but either way he's sort of he is correct this should really really straight you have like every we see in should news live inside this house you
tiny little goes version of burgess meredith showed up like in the shadows going like i don't want to you can have a she's too fat this is in a totally different house this is in the carriage house this is not in the rectory itself because the actually the rectory grounds are quite large you got the house to get the carriage house to get the summer house there's all sorts of places there's all sorts of places for ghost to hide in a here well that's why i find interesting fact when this is a literally a new construction because they had to keep each family as they went they expanded the house and they would build new different where is jim rooms hallways as the family increased they said every single time build a new house every single time they build a new room but ghost would show up in it it's like it's a hotel kid now the little old man that they saw run around the room could be another gardner who had been employed by the bull family two hundred years previous named old amos ham see amos was a bit of a
family character and stories about old amos had been handed down through the generations and the link between harry and cooper turning old amos came when harry bowl saw the figure of little old man on the rectory lawn one day according to harry the old man had one hand pointed towards the sky and the other pointed to the ground up there's where the birds live down there is where my daughter lives i don't no your daughter died i did it how much is a space facts coach cowher nice
and when harry got close enough to look at this spectors face he saw that the spectre had all the distinct facial features of the old amos from the stories and of course the apparition vanished before harry could communicate and that's the interesting thing about these apparitions they never even acknowledge the living much less spoke to them they did not in any communicate with people did they see the people no okay no okay no communication no real acknowledgement if they did exist these apparitions were nothing more than impressions that disappeared should anyone get too close if you view if you view residual hauntings sort of like a museum with many exhibits that your house becomes like a place or you knew enter rooms it seems to be like this is i guess a thief
i mean who fokker knows 'cause there's some people say that ghosts are literally plasma they already type of material that we have an even identified but one thing that it could possibly be is a the idea that you go in and literally the spark of your living energy deal actual electricity that goes through your body essentially harmony with particles that have been there forever the idea of bell's theorem is true one of these one of those many times quoted by stoners at one hundred and fifteen in the morning like the idea that all physics breaks down at the quantum level that unless there is it basically if we wanna insisted there such a thing as an objective reality outside of our consciousness there's a lot of problems with physics one of that i would think that that one capsule late is it literally energy of your body would fire residual things that had been there before he
bodies that were in those rooms are in that area there particles torched didn't adams and the but a all the bush i'm obvious probably just put your in this day go and are simple impressions on reality are there and then your energy creates harmony between those impressions and then they come to life you like turn on henry your belt back what's even more interesting is that it seems as if some of the people who saw the ghost during the bull residency later became borle ghost themselves that's the dream come true i don't think it is now these guys don't seem to be doing that bad honestly there's walking around having a good time i don't think they're having a good time they said most of the time the nun looked like she was in great pain she's a nun in the middle out too yeah kathy najimi she's always smiling
today is not a real not it's unbelievably faith no i love i can't wait to haunt my apartment i want the one that you have an la or just whichever one you die in everywhere i go i hope on it okay well it said that the reverend harry bull became a ghost himself when he died in twenty seven in the same blue room that his father had passed away in thirty five years previous but will get to harris ghost on episode ooh so many great teasers for part two do you think that he was just about to die and it's like wait wait i've got to go to the daddy death row and then just dragged himself to the blue room and make sure he died just wear daddy died you know there's no window sill in here now with hairy gone
no more bowls willing to take over the rectory by the time harry died borley rectory was an established haunted house twelve clergyman passed over the job until it was finally taken by the reverend g e smith amman well i've been no g smith took the job specifically because he did not believe in the paranormal pretty soon after he and his wife arrived they start experiencing all new sorts of phenomena it all began with whispering night after night they heard murmurs and only wants to ge smith make out anything comprehensible i think i heard stories chevy jg smith heard a very urgent voice saying don't carlos don't what in the world is carlos eating too much ice
stop stealing their material carlos write your own jokes after that the servant bells began to ring mysteriously in the smiths heard the same slow deliberate footsteps in the upper passages heard by so many people before two success maidservants quit after seeing the nun and another maidservant saw the phantom coach not the smiths had grown up with the go like the bulls had and they sincerely wanted either an explanation or an end to the madness zero for some reason they thought the best people ask for help was the daily mail always of course why wouldn't you might as well have a better chance literally asking coach bill cower and it was do the daily mail that borley rectory was introduced to a paranormal researcher named harry price and that's where will pick back up next week for all the poultry
nice body exhumations and dissociate housewives you can handle on borley rectory part two woo man thank you very much to neil friend neil french for suggesting borley rectory this is the fellow you had the ghost tour with yeah yeah i mean i'm a ghost or with and he showed us all of the wonderful public execution spots in all edinburgh isn't that great this really wonderful no and i'm excited about this tale we have a whole month of spooky coming at you we have this spooky next week more spooky something a little more funny and spooky the next week and something truly disgusting for halloween that's great if we really play our cards right ge smith from saturday night live will be on the next episode really gotta do it awesome borley rectory that was one part two coming up next week that is very exciting very spooky if you have any ghost stories or alien stories or whatever store
trees that are creepy and spooky send 'em to side stories potlgmail dot com henry and at are dot com i'll reading two week we're doing two weeks of listener creepshow stories so the goal is to scary that's what we're shooting for scary not just bigfoot erotica i mean still might get in there yeah but it's like you find it here yeah yeah it seems you come to me really it just shows up also we are going to be on the road here in the very near future we so excited to finally go to floor my family might to henry so we got tampa we got and in a and the big show in miami so if you are in miami or in the surrounding area fort lauderdale just come on enjoy the beautiful weather
we'll get some we'll get some array plus and some cubanos and we'll have a great together here in miami cannot wait october very excited by this cuban food oh i like oh my god it does we do what does a lay have good cuban food you know no i did that's one of those who they don't eat outside of florida yeah i see a lot of good cuban food as do i am give me a pickle on sandwich which love pickles on sandwich a love speckles but they just do it right your red hair ham croquettes yeah with liquefied ham so i do like little nuggets home my well i guess have to get that bit of a ham conoces or i believe that liquefying the ham ruins the taste she's insane insane because then you get liquefied ham it gets faster and her sister you tell me he's not gonna eat i give you juggle liquefied amp you're going to sit there with the funding for it yeah hamburger only does it taste but you know you're taking some tips off of it next thing you know you're going to
up your fucking eyelashes in guelph no not every guy that would ever go to prison and then on the way out he'd look at the person should be like what was the recipe for the meat i gotta say that would never be alone or what is it oh it's mostly your comment a little salt ok thank you find hand makes that makes that liquefied local makes the ham taste squeaky we he's not a step so that's why is that even making sense he has like synesthesia but it is for making bad food taste good you can't you can't make something taste squeezy it doesn't doesn't work well this is a little long story with a given it if you come to miami you'll hear a little bit more about this and we need you to come to miami got tampa campus pretty much sold orlando's pretty much sold out come on out to fuckin' miami it could be fun and what better these to see us three oh boy how much do we the sunshine oh my god i love it i love it how much we just beach boys
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